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- 0:00Speaker 1: Today's show is pre recorded. Y'all know what time to
- 0:05Speaker 1: y'all don't know y'all all suit all giving them just
- 0:15Speaker 1: like the milking things and it's chubs not good. Steve
- 0:22Speaker 1: hastening to Steve, I don't join jo. You gotta turn
- 1:24Speaker 1: you turn to turn them out, turn, got to turnmout
- 1:47Speaker 1: water the water go. Come come on your things. Uh,
- 2:02Speaker 1: I showed will good morning everybody. You'll listening to the voice,
- 2:06Speaker 1: Come on tig me now, one and only Steve Harvey
- 2:12Speaker 1: got radio still, Steve Harvey got radio show. Sometimes when
- 2:18Speaker 1: I chuckle like that reminds me of my oldest brother
- 2:20Speaker 1: to pass the where he used to laugh like that.
- 2:22Speaker 1: It's kind of funny how jeans get passed down through
- 2:25Speaker 1: the line. I don't know why I told y'all that,
- 2:27Speaker 1: just want to share with you, that's all. As always,
- 2:31Speaker 1: always kind of asks God to help me, you know, um,
- 2:34Speaker 1: and and and and I had I had gotten off
- 2:37Speaker 1: track a little bit because one of the principles of
- 2:42Speaker 1: success I want to share with you all today is
- 2:45Speaker 1: a law of attraction that is very very serious principle.
- 2:50Speaker 1: It cannot be ignored the law of attraction. And I'm
- 2:55Speaker 1: not going to be able to explain it to you
- 2:58Speaker 1: as well as the book Secrets can, or as well
- 3:01Speaker 1: as some people. I can only articulate it to you
- 3:06Speaker 1: the way that I see it, And the law of
- 3:08Speaker 1: attraction is very, very real. The law of attraction is
- 3:13Speaker 1: a principle of success. It is something that everyone has
- 3:18Speaker 1: to adhere to. Now, whether you know the law of
- 3:21Speaker 1: attraction or not, it does not make it not exists
- 3:26Speaker 1: for you. This is the case where ignorance is not
- 3:31Speaker 1: the excuse. The fact that no one told it to you.
- 3:36Speaker 1: There is no pass for this one. The fact that
- 3:39Speaker 1: you never heard it before it does not allow you
- 3:43Speaker 1: to do it any other way. So let me see
- 3:47Speaker 1: if I can put it to your best. I can
- 3:49Speaker 1: the law of attraction, the law of attraction, to put
- 3:53Speaker 1: it real simple, is the thing that you focus on,
- 3:58Speaker 1: the thing that you taught talk about, the thing that
- 4:02Speaker 1: you think of, is the thing that you draw to you.
- 4:06Speaker 1: It's what you attract to you. That's basically the law
- 4:09Speaker 1: of attraction. The thing that you talk about, the thing
- 4:14Speaker 1: that you think about, the thing that you focus on,
- 4:18Speaker 1: whatever it is that is what you attract. The law
- 4:24Speaker 1: of attraction does not differentiate from positive and negative. It
- 4:31Speaker 1: only does what it does. What I am saying is
- 4:36Speaker 1: this and the law of attraction, no matter what you
- 4:41Speaker 1: think of, no matter what occupies your time, no matter
- 4:46Speaker 1: what you say, or no matter what the focus is,
- 4:50Speaker 1: positive or negative, the law of attraction knows neither one.
- 4:53Speaker 1: It just attracts it. So let's use some examples here.
- 5:00Speaker 1: I can just the best example always uses me that way.
- 5:03Speaker 1: I ain't got to figure out nothing. I can just
- 5:05Speaker 1: tell you my side of it. I was in a
- 5:08Speaker 1: lot of debt one time in my life, as before
- 5:12Speaker 1: any of you knew me, so you can understand. In
- 5:16Speaker 1: case you're not thinking, I don't. I don't want you
- 5:20Speaker 1: to think that this conversation is about your income level,
- 5:23Speaker 1: because it's not. It doesn't matter what the income level
- 5:26Speaker 1: you are. The law of attraction works in all aspects money, family, relationships, job, career, love.
- 5:34Speaker 1: It just works that way. Okay, here's the deal. I
- 5:37Speaker 1: kept saying, Man, this debt is killing me. I got
- 5:41Speaker 1: to get out. That's what I thought was a good goal,
- 5:46Speaker 1: to get out of debt. But what I kept saying was,
- 5:50Speaker 1: you know, I kept talking about debt, and you know
- 5:53Speaker 1: what it kept doing. It kept attracting debt to me.
- 5:58Speaker 1: So guess what, so I could get out that's all?
- 6:02Speaker 1: Is that crazy? That is an amazing law to understand.
- 6:08Speaker 1: What turned it around for me was I started claiming
- 6:13Speaker 1: a life of abundance. God, I am seeking a life
- 6:19Speaker 1: of abundance. I want to have more than enough. I
- 6:23Speaker 1: want to be able to help other people. I just
- 6:27Speaker 1: want to have a law of attraction so that I
- 6:29Speaker 1: be able to provide my family the lifestyle that I
- 6:32Speaker 1: want to provide them. I want heavily, Father, to be
- 6:35Speaker 1: able to be an example of your goodness and your
- 6:39Speaker 1: grace in my life. That is what I started saying.
- 6:44Speaker 1: And guess what, that's what I started attractive. I'm going
- 6:48Speaker 1: to have a great relationship with my children. I'm going
- 6:51Speaker 1: to be the father that I always wanted to be.
- 6:55Speaker 1: I'm going to be a good father. I'm going to
- 6:58Speaker 1: be a good husband. Now. I am going to do
- 7:01Speaker 1: the right things. I am going to be the type
- 7:04Speaker 1: of example that my sons can look no further and go.
- 7:08Speaker 1: I can be like my dad. I want to be
- 7:11Speaker 1: able to be a place, a beacon of light and
- 7:13Speaker 1: hope for my daughters to come to. That's what I
- 7:16Speaker 1: started saying. That's what I started attracting to my life.
- 7:21Speaker 1: The law of attraction does not care if you want
- 7:25Speaker 1: it to be positive or negative. The law of attraction
- 7:30Speaker 1: just attracts whatever it is. You focus on, what you
- 7:34Speaker 1: think about the words that come out your mouth. You
- 7:38Speaker 1: cannot overlook this principle of success and expect to make
- 7:43Speaker 1: it because of the fact that you've never heard of
- 7:45Speaker 1: the law of attraction, because of the fact that you
- 7:48Speaker 1: don't know how it really operates. It does not make
- 7:52Speaker 1: it not exist in your day. You can start today
- 7:57Speaker 1: attracting the right things to your life by changing what
- 8:02Speaker 1: you say, what you think, what you focus on. Change
- 8:10Speaker 1: the focus, change the thought, change the words that come
- 8:16Speaker 1: out your mouth, and guess what you change what you
- 8:20Speaker 1: attract to yourself. You have got to ask yourself why
- 8:24Speaker 1: is it? Man? Man, let me tell you something. Somebody
- 8:27Speaker 1: said to Bishop Jake's one time. They said, man, everything
- 8:31Speaker 1: you touch turns to gold. He said, no, I just
- 8:35Speaker 1: don't touch everything. Man, This it's crazy. Come on, man,
- 8:41Speaker 1: he has a focus. He has a focus. See, he
- 8:46Speaker 1: ain't just everywhere. Bring me any idea, let me try that. No, no, no, man,
- 8:51Speaker 1: he has a focus. He has a law of attraction
- 8:54Speaker 1: that's working where he's attracting things to his life that
- 8:59Speaker 1: that's positive that he can't ask not to say. Bishop
- 9:02Speaker 1: Jakes don't have problems because we talk often and man,
- 9:05Speaker 1: he have them. Oh, please understand. And he's not trying
- 9:09Speaker 1: to attract the problems. But what he will attract is
- 9:13Speaker 1: the proper solution for the problem. And ain't that all
- 9:16Speaker 1: you need? Sometimes? God did not say that it would
- 9:20Speaker 1: be easy. He just said he would be with you.
- 9:24Speaker 1: And if God is with you, who can be against you?
- 9:28Speaker 1: God will make your enemies your footstool. God is powerful man,
- 9:31Speaker 1: His word is true. He do what he say he
- 9:34Speaker 1: gonna do. Now, all we got to do is do
- 9:37Speaker 1: some of what we say, or we ain't gonna do everything,
- 9:39Speaker 1: Just do some of what we say. Okay, here's the deal.
- 9:42Speaker 1: God is going to do everything he say he gonna do.
- 9:46Speaker 1: You and I just got to do some of the
- 9:48Speaker 1: stuff we say we're gonna do because he already know
- 9:51Speaker 1: we ain't gonna do all of them. Yeah, he clear
- 9:52Speaker 1: on that. He clear on that. All right, thank you
- 9:57Speaker 1: you're listening, ladies and gentlemen. This is just Steve Harvey
- 10:04Speaker 1: Morning Show. This you man right here one and only, Hey,
- 10:07Speaker 1: look kill uh I've got sunshine on a cloudy day
- 10:13Speaker 1: when it's cold outside. I got the month of May.
- 10:18Speaker 1: I'm well, I guess you say, what can make me
- 10:23Speaker 1: feel this way? Uh huh? My girl? Yeah, I said,
- 10:29Speaker 1: my girl. I'm talking about my girl? Who? Who? What who?
- 10:39Speaker 1: I've got sunshine on a cloudy thing when it's cold outside,
- 10:52Speaker 1: I got the month of May. Well, go you say,
- 11:04Speaker 1: come on, what can make me feel this way? My
- 11:11Speaker 1: goa talking about my goa minda heart of Steve. I've
- 11:23Speaker 1: got so much love, Frank, you know what I'm saying,
- 11:30Speaker 1: Ladies to Steve Hard Morning Show, the beautiful Shirley Sharberry,
- 11:34Speaker 1: the luxuriously beautiful and Chocolate Colin Farrell, the Mouth of
- 11:38Speaker 1: the South who happens to be a cutie poule. So
- 11:41Speaker 1: we don't high ugly people on this show. It's too
- 11:44Speaker 1: hard on me in the morning. I've made a conscious decision.
- 11:48Speaker 1: The only high ugly people are high are the next
- 11:51Speaker 1: two ladies of General Junior, the Owners Kills Faith and
- 11:56Speaker 1: the Legend that don't even know he ugly. I ain't
- 12:00Speaker 1: keep fine, that is, Nephew Terming Jordan. Beautiful ladies, as always,
- 12:05Speaker 1: thank you so much for your illustrious presence and everything,
- 12:09Speaker 1: and y'all to do what y'all do, being funny, Juli, Yeah,
- 12:16Speaker 1: what Yah's going on? What is wrong to anything? I
- 12:22Speaker 1: tell you right now, I'll tell you what you know.
- 12:24Speaker 1: You you do a lot of motivating. How you really
- 12:26Speaker 1: do get done? You really do. But I'm gonna tell
- 12:29Speaker 1: you right now, it ain't working in here. I knew
- 12:31Speaker 1: that much. Right now. All is motivating knowledge, all is
- 12:34Speaker 1: ration you're doing. It ain't working in here because I
- 12:36Speaker 1: told her this morning, we had a scripture. This morning,
- 12:39Speaker 1: you ever asked scripture? Just slept out about. I said,
- 12:42Speaker 1: Touch not died, annoying it. Now that means either I'm
- 12:45Speaker 1: not dying or I'm not annoying it. One of the
- 12:47Speaker 1: two is happening in here right now. Because she showed
- 12:50Speaker 1: put her hands off. It's what I'm saying. I don't Julian,
- 12:54Speaker 1: I don't know. I said Touch not died of Norton.
- 12:57Speaker 1: Right after that, Dad of them scripture go, either I'm
- 13:00Speaker 1: not thine or I'm not annoying. It's one of the two.
- 13:02Speaker 1: Was happening in this house like that. I ain't doing
- 13:05Speaker 1: all your motivation in this morning to morning. You're not
- 13:07Speaker 1: doing that up. You got motivated in here what I
- 13:10Speaker 1: did even stop doing talking about what you're seeing. I
- 13:12Speaker 1: know that call fact because it has reebal cusses in
- 13:15Speaker 1: this house. It may work at Joe, how it ain't
- 13:17Speaker 1: working in here. I know that touch not thine. I'm
- 13:19Speaker 1: on it right after that. Hey gone, I'm happy that
- 13:25Speaker 1: I'm not that. I think that you was annoying it though,
- 13:29Speaker 1: because I'm trying to be the head of household. Didn't
- 13:31Speaker 1: work this morning? Got it? Tried it? Sorry about that,
- 13:36Speaker 1: Junior coming up and thirty two minutes after the hour,
- 13:39Speaker 1: the nephew will run that prank back right after this.
- 13:43Speaker 1: You're listening morning show, all right, it is time to
- 13:48Speaker 1: start your morning off with the nephew and run that
- 13:50Speaker 1: prank back. What you got for a snap. Um, we're
- 13:53Speaker 1: gonna we're gonna catch you uber this morning, Charlotte. We're
- 13:56Speaker 1: gonna catch your uber. And that sounds pretty simple, right
- 14:00Speaker 1: of course every day, yeah, yeah, but this is an
- 14:05Speaker 1: uber Hurst though, Okay, this is an uber Hurst. You know,
- 14:09Speaker 1: whatever it takes to get there, whatever it takes to
- 14:11Speaker 1: get there. All right, I'm gonna pick you up to
- 14:14Speaker 1: morrow morning right now in uber in uber right now. Yeah,
- 14:18Speaker 1: I'm gonna pick you up tomorrow and a uber Hurst.
- 14:20Speaker 1: Let's go catch that uberst Hello. Hello, I'm trying to
- 14:26Speaker 1: read shan please yeah, this means suck. Hey Sean, how
- 14:29Speaker 1: are you doing this? My name is Brian. Um, I
- 14:32Speaker 1: got you on schedule. Um, you you ordered the uber
- 14:34Speaker 1: for tomorrow morning. I'm I think you're okay? You are?
- 14:39Speaker 1: You are your schedule to go to airport? Correct? Absolutely? Yeah? Okay,
- 14:43Speaker 1: all right, and I want to make sure you you
- 14:46Speaker 1: wanted an suv. Yeah, I wanted the suv. Okay, and
- 14:50Speaker 1: that's ninety two eleven West. Um, what is that, holman?
- 14:57Speaker 1: I need two eleven Roman drive. That's correct? Okay, all right,
- 15:02Speaker 1: all right, So i'll be outside tomorrow morning. You we're
- 15:05Speaker 1: talking about seven p seven am pickup. Correct, that's it,
- 15:10Speaker 1: you got it. Everything's on point, okay, all right, so listen,
- 15:13Speaker 1: I wanted to let you know this man, you order
- 15:15Speaker 1: the suv, I'll be there tomorrow. I'll be there probably
- 15:19Speaker 1: a little bit before seven am. You know, when you
- 15:21Speaker 1: guys order uber way in advance, you know, we try
- 15:25Speaker 1: to get there almost like a car service, and make
- 15:27Speaker 1: sure we get you where you gotta go. And I
- 15:29Speaker 1: know the traffic is gonna be a little crazy, so um,
- 15:32Speaker 1: you know, I'll be there on time. I'll be downstairs
- 15:33Speaker 1: waiting on you. All right, I'd appreciate it. Now listen,
- 15:38Speaker 1: I'm I'm I'm an suv. But it's a kind of
- 15:41Speaker 1: a little different. So that's why I kind of the
- 15:43Speaker 1: reason for the call. I wanted to kind of give
- 15:44Speaker 1: your heads up that I am an suv. So I
- 15:48Speaker 1: just want you to look for the the black hurse
- 15:52Speaker 1: that'll be outside. Hurts. Yeah, I'll be in a black
- 15:57Speaker 1: hurt tomorrow morning at seven am. Uh Okay, okay, it's
- 16:04Speaker 1: an suv or hurts. No, No, it's a hurts. It's
- 16:07Speaker 1: a hurt. Actually, what's happening is is I have another
- 16:10Speaker 1: drop off at the airport as well. You know, there's
- 16:14Speaker 1: a I mean, it's it's it won't affect you at all.
- 16:16Speaker 1: There'll there'll be a body in the back, but that
- 16:18Speaker 1: that's it. We're trying to get that to the airport too.
- 16:20Speaker 1: But you know, like I said, and matter of fact,
- 16:22Speaker 1: is my body waiting the whole Yeah, yeah, you go
- 16:26Speaker 1: with me, man, No, I ain't star riding on my body. Well,
- 16:30Speaker 1: there's a I mean, there'll be a body. But actually
- 16:32Speaker 1: it's just casting you less. You know what I'm saying,
- 16:35Speaker 1: So you don't have to go well, I'm apposed to
- 16:37Speaker 1: lay hand. So what what you're talking about? Man, dude,
- 16:40Speaker 1: it'll be it'll ain't ride with the body. Hang on, man, listen,
- 16:45Speaker 1: you wanted to SUV. I'm not ride with the body, dude.
- 16:49Speaker 1: He's tripping. Chance of the trip I get another over.
- 16:53Speaker 1: I'm not riding with a body, dude. Okay, if you cancel,
- 16:56Speaker 1: that's gonna cost you fifty dollars. Fifty dollars, man, got
- 17:00Speaker 1: like you just downloaded the here's the deal. I know
- 17:04Speaker 1: for a fact when you cancel over just five hours,
- 17:07Speaker 1: I'm canceling, and that's gonna be five hours. I'm gonna
- 17:10Speaker 1: fifty dollars. It's gonna be fifty dollars. Sir, it's different
- 17:14Speaker 1: one you have love my man, you get paying me
- 17:15Speaker 1: a thousand dollars. I'm not riding with them. You feel
- 17:18Speaker 1: me the understand you understand you now. But do you
- 17:21Speaker 1: want to get to the airport or not? Look, why
- 17:23Speaker 1: don't you lay down that to the body and you
- 17:25Speaker 1: drive yourself there with the flighty like in the past,
- 17:28Speaker 1: to just see I'm not doing it. Tell me what
- 17:30Speaker 1: the problem is. I mean, obviously you used to driving
- 17:33Speaker 1: around with bodies and that's not my thing. You know
- 17:36Speaker 1: what I'm saying. What's the problem. I mean, you're gonna
- 17:38Speaker 1: be in the front of the hurts. You're not gonna
- 17:40Speaker 1: be in the back. We'll put my foes in the back,
- 17:42Speaker 1: with your luggage in the back. I mean, I'll be fine, right,
- 17:44Speaker 1: you're my man. You're tripping, man, this is crazy. You're
- 17:47Speaker 1: calling the wrong with this crazy book. Dude, I'm not
- 17:51Speaker 1: doing none of that. What part of that? Don't you understand?
- 17:54Speaker 1: I'm going to get you there on time, sir, but
- 17:57Speaker 1: it's going to be in a hurse. That's all the
- 17:59Speaker 1: different this man. You'll be riding up when I'm supposed
- 18:02Speaker 1: to be laid out. And you understand right now you
- 18:06Speaker 1: got me fucked up? What kind of phone call is this? Well?
- 18:09Speaker 1: I mean, when you what's what's the problem. Obviously you're
- 18:11Speaker 1: used to rolling with with dead bodies and hearses and
- 18:14Speaker 1: all that. Just when it over, start rolling with hearses
- 18:18Speaker 1: to pick up regular live more, because to get them
- 18:21Speaker 1: from place to place. This is some crazy I don't
- 18:24Speaker 1: want you to think when when did you think that
- 18:28Speaker 1: it would just be cool or as a regular picking
- 18:31Speaker 1: up a body and just driving around in the street.
- 18:34Speaker 1: I don't know, man, I mean, you know, I got
- 18:35Speaker 1: two jobs, you know what I'm saying. I do, you know,
- 18:38Speaker 1: And also you know, work for a mortuary. You know
- 18:41Speaker 1: what I'm saying. So you know, but my vehicle is
- 18:44Speaker 1: is certified and approved it so I'm able to use
- 18:48Speaker 1: it as an suv as so you you calling is
- 18:51Speaker 1: and you gave him ride to live more and they
- 18:54Speaker 1: don't have no reaction, no reaction to riding around with them?
- 19:00Speaker 1: Can body in the back? Well? You know, uh, sometimes
- 19:03Speaker 1: there's a few people acting a little, you know, a little.
- 19:05Speaker 1: It's a little different for him. I get it, you know,
- 19:07Speaker 1: But like I said, the only reason why I'm calling
- 19:09Speaker 1: you don't get that because you're trying to hit me
- 19:13Speaker 1: with a fifty dollars in charge that I'm not I'm
- 19:16Speaker 1: not going for and you're trying to get me to
- 19:19Speaker 1: ride with him and that body. Dude, I'm not doing that.
- 19:22Speaker 1: So I'll tell you what, brou I'm gonna tell you
- 19:24Speaker 1: this right here. I'm gonna get all the phone. Tomorrow
- 19:26Speaker 1: is seven in the morning, Me and Tommy gonna be there,
- 19:28Speaker 1: so be looking forward? Is here? Who's Timmy the body? No, No,
- 19:33Speaker 1: me and Tommy gonna be there tomorrow morning at seven. Mayhem.
- 19:36Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying. Just be ready for that.
- 19:38Speaker 1: Then you're Timmy gonna have a problem. Okay, okay, all right.
- 19:42Speaker 1: Tell it to Tommy though, because see Tommy, don't Tommy
- 19:44Speaker 1: don't take this too kindy, So tell it to him
- 19:46Speaker 1: in the morning. Who's Timmy? But now, okay, you don't
- 19:51Speaker 1: know who Tommy is? No, I don't what it's Tommy? Okay, dude,
- 19:54Speaker 1: you know Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning So do
- 19:57Speaker 1: you know nephew Tommy? Come on many? Oh man, oh man,
- 20:09Speaker 1: that's hey, hey man, come in and no man, your boy.
- 20:18Speaker 1: You got a boy named Chase that you worked with.
- 20:20Speaker 1: Chase gave me your number, told me to get your call.
- 20:23Speaker 1: Oh man, Yeah, I'm gonna put that in a herse. Man.
- 20:31Speaker 1: Oh hey man, you gotta give me one more thing. Man,
- 20:36Speaker 1: what is the baddest I'm talking about the baddest radio
- 20:39Speaker 1: show in the land, The Steve Harvey Morning Show. Hey man,
- 20:44Speaker 1: I pick you up a seting my right, be there.
- 20:52Speaker 1: Thank you. Lemos ain't the bomb no more. We're rolling
- 20:55Speaker 1: up in the herse coming up as the CLO. You're listening,
- 21:02Speaker 1: coming up at the top of the hour. Scottie Pippen's
- 21:05Speaker 1: ex wife, Larsa Pippen said she had sex with her
- 21:09Speaker 1: ex husband four times a night every month. Yeah, that's
- 21:18Speaker 1: what she said. We'll talk about it. Yeah, I saw this. Yeah.
- 21:21Speaker 1: Plus In other entertainment news, deal Hugly's daughter Ryan shared
- 21:26Speaker 1: some advice to people, but maybe going through a difficult
- 21:29Speaker 1: relationship with a parent. Speaking of daughters, Steve Lorie Harvey,
- 21:33Speaker 1: your daughter attended Vice President Kamala Harris's Women's History Month brunch.
- 21:38Speaker 1: We'll talk about all of these stories at the top
- 21:41Speaker 1: of the hour, but right now it is time to
- 21:44Speaker 1: ask the clo. This one's from April in Chicago. April writes,
- 21:50Speaker 1: my husband's sister has a side piece and she's got
- 21:54Speaker 1: his number saved in her phone as my nickname her
- 21:59Speaker 1: husband and told my husband that me and his wife
- 22:02Speaker 1: are texting always. Now my husband wants to know, why
- 22:08Speaker 1: should I tell my husband that it's not me texting
- 22:11Speaker 1: his sister. Should I tell him that his sister is
- 22:14Speaker 1: a cheater? Well, her husband her the girl who wrote this,
- 22:22Speaker 1: her husband's sister is the one that's cheating, sister in
- 22:25Speaker 1: law in the phone, and her brother wants to know
- 22:31Speaker 1: why you texted my wife all the time? Her husband
- 22:34Speaker 1: wants to know, yeah yeah, and her yeah yeah. Her
- 22:39Speaker 1: brother in law wants to know, why is your wife
- 22:42Speaker 1: texting my sister all the texting my wife all the time.
- 22:46Speaker 1: And then the wife's husband wants to know it as well,
- 22:50Speaker 1: So she wants to know. All right, here it is,
- 22:54Speaker 1: listen one more time, my husband's sister. In other words,
- 22:57Speaker 1: my sister in law has a side piece. She's got
- 22:59Speaker 1: his number saved in her phone as my nickname. Okay,
- 23:05Speaker 1: Her husband told my husband that me and his wife
- 23:08Speaker 1: are always texting, when really it's her sister in law
- 23:13Speaker 1: and her side piece that's always texting. You got that? Okay.
- 23:18Speaker 1: So the lady that wrote the letter, her husband then
- 23:21Speaker 1: told the sister okay. Husband then told her husband, yes,
- 23:32Speaker 1: that she's texting all the time. Two women are text yeah, okay.
- 23:38Speaker 1: So what's the question. The question is the wife wants
- 23:42Speaker 1: to know should she tell her husband that her sister
- 23:44Speaker 1: in law is a cheater? So that would be her
- 23:47Speaker 1: husband's sister that's cheated right right, yeah, yeah, yeah, oh yeah,
- 23:52Speaker 1: oh yeah, she gonna tell it. I don't know why
- 23:54Speaker 1: she wrote it. I don't know what the letter was. Fah,
- 23:58Speaker 1: there's no way you feel the whole this information. Hey,
- 24:02Speaker 1: listen to me. I'm not texting nobody. Your sister got
- 24:05Speaker 1: a side piece and got him registered as me. That's
- 24:09Speaker 1: not me. Now know this, When you do this, your
- 24:12Speaker 1: relationship with their family is over. Yeah, so I it
- 24:21Speaker 1: ain't your sister, it's your sister in law, it's your
- 24:25Speaker 1: it's your husband's sister. That's the cheetah. That's really rare.
- 24:29Speaker 1: That ain't real common, well used to didn't be. It
- 24:32Speaker 1: might be now here, mister a lot. So I would.
- 24:40Speaker 1: I would if I were you, I would leave it
- 24:42Speaker 1: alone because it's gonna come out. Because see, you're not
- 24:48Speaker 1: betraying your brother and you're not betraying her. But if
- 24:55Speaker 1: she wants to use you or your friends at all, yeah,
- 24:59Speaker 1: that's the she see if y'all cool, then that's why
- 25:04Speaker 1: she's doing it. And you can't portray your curtains well
- 25:07Speaker 1: apparently not, because she wants to tell her husband. Well dudes, dudes, can't.
- 25:12Speaker 1: We can't do that. So I guess they Why do
- 25:16Speaker 1: Texan so close to him right there? Up on him?
- 25:22Speaker 1: I don't get that cause you see it? Yeah, my hair?
- 25:26Speaker 1: Are you dragging me in this man? I'm just gonna
- 25:30Speaker 1: tell you right now, she gonna tell her she thick
- 25:33Speaker 1: of it. Yeah, oh yeah, oh your secrets. What you're
- 25:35Speaker 1: gonna do is you're gonna quit asking me. But now,
- 25:39Speaker 1: the only way she would know that is if her
- 25:43Speaker 1: sister told. Sister in law told her I because she
- 25:48Speaker 1: she knows. The only way she knows she cheating, and
- 25:50Speaker 1: she didn't shared it with her other than that she
- 25:53Speaker 1: don't know where this information coming from her, So she
- 25:55Speaker 1: shared it with her sister in law. Girl, I'm cheating.
- 25:58Speaker 1: I got this man on the side, I got him
- 26:00Speaker 1: in my phone, as you. That's the only way she
- 26:03Speaker 1: would know. How else would she know, because all she
- 26:06Speaker 1: would go and say, girl, she say, we'd be texting.
- 26:08Speaker 1: Do we re texting that money? Where it's we really
- 26:12Speaker 1: ain't texting that much? Girl, my little side Pete Smeller
- 26:16Speaker 1: extra Bacon, got a book, But you're texting your sister
- 26:21Speaker 1: in law time my will hotel? What we meet? Like?
- 26:24Speaker 1: What the text? Yeah that's a great Yeah, yeah, all right,
- 26:31Speaker 1: let's go. All right, we're gonna move on. Gina and
- 26:33Speaker 1: Atlanta says, I'm a thirty two year old woman and
- 26:36Speaker 1: I met a great guy. But he loves going to
- 26:38Speaker 1: the strip club. I finally went with him. Man, he
- 26:42Speaker 1: blew hundreds of hundreds of dollars. Can this behavior be changed?
- 26:47Speaker 1: Or leave him at the strip club with the strippers? No,
- 26:51Speaker 1: it ain't gonna change. It ain't change. He ain't change
- 26:53Speaker 1: it for you. Did he took you in there? I
- 26:56Speaker 1: keep telling you all me and can change, all me
- 26:59Speaker 1: and will change. But there's only one woman we change
- 27:02Speaker 1: in fault. It ain't you, because he ain't changing nothing.
- 27:06Speaker 1: How many times I gotta say that all men can change,
- 27:09Speaker 1: all being wheel change, but there's only one woman will
- 27:12Speaker 1: change fault now that woman that he had changed for
- 27:15Speaker 1: it ain't you. So I don't know. I don't want
- 27:19Speaker 1: us to tell you. She said about some money. No, yeah, yeah, yeah,
- 27:24Speaker 1: here hundreds. He's not going to stop that because when
- 27:27Speaker 1: you ain't there, I want you to understand something about
- 27:31Speaker 1: where I want you to let me. Let me teach
- 27:34Speaker 1: you something biblical about rain. Rain does not fall from
- 27:39Speaker 1: heaven without a return. Huh, there's nothing that comes from heaven.
- 27:46Speaker 1: That don't get a return. So when you're in the
- 27:50Speaker 1: club making it rain, huh, that's gonna be some return.
- 27:58Speaker 1: And this return don't come from heaven. Hello to do
- 28:05Speaker 1: with the clubs, it ain't got nothing to do with it.
- 28:09Speaker 1: But I'm just telling you that. You know, when you
- 28:11Speaker 1: make it rain, you want something in return for the rain.
- 28:16Speaker 1: These dudes ain't throwing this money in the air for zero.
- 28:21Speaker 1: They want something. You've got to shake it in my face,
- 28:25Speaker 1: my mouth something. I'll go. I'll go for y'all letter, Yeah,
- 28:31Speaker 1: you go for the wings. Yeah, okay, all right. Dominique
- 28:37Speaker 1: and Piscataway says, my husband's why is that rob Q
- 28:40Speaker 1: sauce all over the top of your head? Dominique and
- 28:49Speaker 1: Piscataway says, my husband's closest friend is a lady he
- 28:53Speaker 1: grew up with. Their closeness did not bother me because
- 28:56Speaker 1: she dates women. My husband is fond of her new girlfriend.
- 29:00Speaker 1: So now I am bothered. H Should I keep an
- 29:03Speaker 1: eye on these three? Or trust him? What does your
- 29:09Speaker 1: instinct say? I have told you about the day friend,
- 29:12Speaker 1: I'm not answering this. No, mo, do like you want
- 29:14Speaker 1: to do. Go trust me? Thank you for llo coming
- 29:20Speaker 1: up at the top of the hour, we'll have some
- 29:22Speaker 1: entertainment news for you right after this. You're listening to
- 29:26Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show. Well, during the reunion of Real Housewives
- 29:32Speaker 1: of Miami, Scottie Pippin's ex wife Larsa said that she
- 29:36Speaker 1: had sex with Scottie four times a night or twenty
- 29:40Speaker 1: eight times a week. Take a listen, said, four times
- 29:46Speaker 1: a night, every night. I never had a day off.
- 29:53Speaker 1: What your privagiant? You have sex twenty eight times a week? Yeah,
- 29:57Speaker 1: I swear four twenty three years so on the road
- 30:03Speaker 1: time when he was traveling, we never spent time away
- 30:05Speaker 1: from each other, but we have private travel my kids stop. Well, well, well,
- 30:13Speaker 1: well here here the problem my hand with what and
- 30:17Speaker 1: you still got a divorce? All that work? It was
- 30:23Speaker 1: too much? Yeah, he still left your way eight times
- 30:29Speaker 1: a week? Yeah, four times. Yeah, I'm locking. I'm locking
- 30:36Speaker 1: that though, you know, I know, I know it's he
- 30:39Speaker 1: had road games. Thank you. But she said, do you
- 30:42Speaker 1: heard her say? They have private jets. She traveled with
- 30:44Speaker 1: the children every road. Somebody got to be school on
- 30:49Speaker 1: wins somebody. Nah. Anyway, that's got to be on the healthy,
- 30:56Speaker 1: that's got to be you think it's a lot four
- 30:59Speaker 1: times a night and night I love the man. That's
- 31:02Speaker 1: not true. I can't do it. Ain't true. You've done
- 31:07Speaker 1: it four times a night a few times, but every
- 31:10Speaker 1: damn night I got to go to work. That's her story, right, dog,
- 31:16Speaker 1: every night while we've met, Dog, I ain't I ain't sick.
- 31:20Speaker 1: Remember they were very young when they got married. She
- 31:23Speaker 1: was very young when they got married. Remember that in
- 31:26Speaker 1: my twinnies. I don't care. That's a lot going holtgreed.
- 31:34Speaker 1: I was in my twenties who wanted it four times
- 31:37Speaker 1: a night and couldn't get it. I don't feel like
- 31:43Speaker 1: it gone. I got ain't no, ain't no headache. Yeah,
- 31:47Speaker 1: ain't no, ain't no. Come on now, you know you
- 31:49Speaker 1: know what's happening with a woman's body. Occasionally we got in,
- 31:55Speaker 1: you got free, free, then you got posted. It's or
- 32:00Speaker 1: you know, yeah, man. One of my best jokes I
- 32:03Speaker 1: wrote was about that. I couldn't leave it. Hell, I'm man,
- 32:08Speaker 1: I'm sitting up in there to this marriage I was in.
- 32:10Speaker 1: I was instructed. Man, you had pre minstrel messed up
- 32:14Speaker 1: for that week, didn't minstrel messed up for that week?
- 32:18Speaker 1: Then had post minstrel messed up for that week three
- 32:21Speaker 1: weeks after months? Something wrong with you? Now week number
- 32:24Speaker 1: four you're looking at me like, what's wrong with you?
- 32:26Speaker 1: The thank wrong with me? Because I've been dealing with
- 32:31Speaker 1: show nutty ass for three damn weeks. So there's too
- 32:35Speaker 1: much in, there's too little now I'm on no the
- 32:38Speaker 1: week folt no, I'm on mind. Yeah, all right, we're
- 32:45Speaker 1: moving one. You know it's dating Michael Jordan's son Marcus.
- 32:49Speaker 1: You know that they're doing it full time too. She
- 32:52Speaker 1: didn't say that. She just said he wears a side
- 32:54Speaker 1: fifteen and yeah, careless little boy girl. So what Scotti
- 33:05Speaker 1: Ward big As Scott got from big As speak to
- 33:09Speaker 1: once again? Yea, he course you know whatever? Yeah, I
- 33:16Speaker 1: know what else you need to? QUI put looking from
- 33:17Speaker 1: me and based on their shoes side, she said she
- 33:22Speaker 1: would change her last name to Jordan from Pippin if
- 33:25Speaker 1: they got married. What she said, she would change her
- 33:31Speaker 1: name from Pippin to Jordan if she and Michael Jordan's
- 33:34Speaker 1: son Marcus got married. That's what she's supposed to do.
- 33:38Speaker 1: Ain't that the whole goal? Understood? The assignment ground man
- 33:49Speaker 1: talking about you mean Michael's baby Yeah, I'd like to
- 33:55Speaker 1: be at that way in right now, what's the pop?
- 34:01Speaker 1: They're waiting? All right, all right, we're all We're done
- 34:06Speaker 1: with this, right, We're moving on now. The King of Comedy,
- 34:11Speaker 1: Delle Hugly's daughter Ryan posted a message about her relationship
- 34:15Speaker 1: with her dad. She says, quote, if you found yourself
- 34:18Speaker 1: in a difficult relationship with a parent, know that even
- 34:21Speaker 1: though you can't see it, it can get better. Ryan
- 34:24Speaker 1: went on to say that she and her father forged
- 34:26Speaker 1: a deeper connection between her daughter and Dlle's granddaughter No Love.
- 34:31Speaker 1: She also noted that she and her dad began to
- 34:33Speaker 1: have the most amazing conversations and her heart is full.
- 34:37Speaker 1: Delle responded to his daughter's post by saying, in part,
- 34:40Speaker 1: when you have your kids at a young age, you
- 34:42Speaker 1: don't know much and it takes time to get it right.
- 34:45Speaker 1: But when you do, it's the sweetest, most genuine kind
- 34:49Speaker 1: of love. Yeah. Very nice, very nice. Yeah beautiful. Yeah
- 34:56Speaker 1: that they were able to work it out everything, Yeah,
- 35:00Speaker 1: uh huh. I could relate to that. It's it's hard, man,
- 35:04Speaker 1: It's hard when you have kids young. It's hard when
- 35:06Speaker 1: you when you out there trying to make a way
- 35:08Speaker 1: for him and then you can't be present. I was
- 35:10Speaker 1: guilty of that. Yeah, and I feel that, man, you know,
- 35:14Speaker 1: hardest drive of the world. Finally, an entertainment news Steve,
- 35:18Speaker 1: We've got to give a quick shout out to Laurie Harvey.
- 35:21Speaker 1: I think you know her. She was want to be
- 35:23Speaker 1: attendeed at the Women's History brunch hosted by Vice President
- 35:27Speaker 1: Kamala Harris and Glamor magazine. The Vice President discussed economic
- 35:32Speaker 1: empowerment for women, paid lead and a brighter future. Yeah. Yeah,
- 35:39Speaker 1: she was really proud of that moment for herself, as
- 35:43Speaker 1: she should be. And we talked about how she even
- 35:46Speaker 1: got the invitation, and we both came to the conclusion
- 35:50Speaker 1: it was nothing but grace. Sometimes some stuff happened to you.
- 35:53Speaker 1: People don't like her. Why she up there? Why she
- 35:55Speaker 1: gonna cause it? Grace? Cause it Grace and faith favorite
- 35:59Speaker 1: fair All right, Coming up in twenty minutes after the hour,
- 36:05Speaker 1: March Madness. Did you guys know this is a busy
- 36:08Speaker 1: time for urologists. We'll tell you why right after this.
- 36:12Speaker 1: You're listening to show well. March Madness is also the
- 36:17Speaker 1: start of the sectomy season. This is a short lived
- 36:20Speaker 1: period each year when a lot of men choose to
- 36:23Speaker 1: choose to schedule their basectomies around the NCAA basketball tournament.
- 36:29Speaker 1: According to eurologists, these guys recuperate from the procedure by
- 36:33Speaker 1: watching a couple of days of back to back games. Now,
- 36:35Speaker 1: medical experts say March Madness is a good time for
- 36:38Speaker 1: vasectomy because men can watch the game have their legs
- 36:42Speaker 1: up as they heal. Typically it's several days of healing,
- 36:47Speaker 1: but the pain is minimal, they say, and you want
- 36:50Speaker 1: to take it easy to minimize any risk of complication.
- 36:53Speaker 1: So here's a question for the guys, your thoughts. You
- 37:00Speaker 1: know anyone I'm not doing all this, the Duke, I'm
- 37:03Speaker 1: not doing I'm not going down there. No, no, I'm not.
- 37:15Speaker 1: But for you, no, no, right, right? So do you
- 37:26Speaker 1: know anyone who's done this and during March Madness? Yeah,
- 37:30Speaker 1: I got, I got a couple of frat brothers have
- 37:32Speaker 1: done it, and they did it right before March Madness
- 37:34Speaker 1: and sat on the couch on somebody or frozen peas
- 37:37Speaker 1: or whatever and wrote it out. That's how they do it,
- 37:41Speaker 1: to be about their decision and oh yeah, all they're
- 37:44Speaker 1: glad they did. I just can't, I can't do it. Yeah, well,
- 37:51Speaker 1: let's take the oldest person on the show, so we
- 37:54Speaker 1: straighten this little noody, asked Smith out and give you
- 37:58Speaker 1: the real reason. I think most men get basectomies in
- 38:04Speaker 1: March doing March madness because after Christmas, New Year's Eve
- 38:12Speaker 1: and Valentine's Day and the money they didn't spent, they
- 38:16Speaker 1: make a conscious decision, ain't no more damn kids coming
- 38:20Speaker 1: up in him, and it's a good ass time to
- 38:25Speaker 1: do it. Yeah, you gotta understand the reason for the
- 38:29Speaker 1: a sec ain't Nobody took them about talking about this
- 38:32Speaker 1: in the study, But I clinically figured this out. The
- 38:36Speaker 1: money that we spend at Christmas, New Year's Eve, Valentine's Day,
- 38:42Speaker 1: and Lord forbid one of them birthdays is in there.
- 38:47Speaker 1: By the time March get hill, we have suffered through
- 38:50Speaker 1: a quarter of financial dispair. That's when we make the
- 38:54Speaker 1: decision we don't need another damn mouth to feed up
- 38:57Speaker 1: in him. Give me the vase, give me another dad
- 39:10Speaker 1: us that us that to me. Yeah, well, yeah, we've
- 39:19Speaker 1: learned so much today. Yeah, all right, coming up, Thank
- 39:25Speaker 1: you Steve for clarifying I'm coming. You're welcome. Coming up
- 39:29Speaker 1: with thirty four minutes after the hour, we'll check your voicemail. Steve.
- 39:33Speaker 1: Right after this, you're listening show girls. What advice for
- 39:38Speaker 1: you do you have for me to in dating black
- 39:41Speaker 1: girls because I keep shrinking out because I'm too white?
- 39:43Speaker 1: Thanks Steve, I love you. Man. Well, I got two
- 39:47Speaker 1: things for you. When you say too white, I've never
- 39:51Speaker 1: been that before, so I really don't have any advice
- 39:55Speaker 1: for your own being too white. I've been accused of
- 39:58Speaker 1: being too black before. Yeah, never been into two white zones.
- 40:03Speaker 1: So you know, be proud of whoever you are, whatever
- 40:07Speaker 1: you're doing, be pride, take pride in yourself. Tanning is
- 40:11Speaker 1: a suggestion I might try, unless your whiteness is you're
- 40:16Speaker 1: referring to, uh, your soul content and your actions. Like
- 40:22Speaker 1: for example, if you try to date a girl and
- 40:26Speaker 1: go over the house and you bring some a dish,
- 40:30Speaker 1: you you can't take punkin power over there. That's too white.
- 40:34Speaker 1: You know, you got to know that that's just too white.
- 40:39Speaker 1: You can't bring the dressing to Thanksgiving and it's in
- 40:44Speaker 1: a box called stovetop, that's we just that's too white.
- 40:49Speaker 1: You know. It's just some things you can't do just
- 40:52Speaker 1: because it's a mistletoe hanging. You can't kiss everybody under
- 40:56Speaker 1: the mistletoe. That's Grandmama, you know Grandmama. Don't want that
- 41:02Speaker 1: too white. Now, the other advice if you do land
- 41:08Speaker 1: a system, buddle up, hold on tight, come on you
- 41:13Speaker 1: in for the ride of your life. And this is
- 41:17Speaker 1: not a sexual connotation. I'm talking about all the rest
- 41:22Speaker 1: of you are going to be questioned about things. And
- 41:31Speaker 1: I think you're going trying to date some of the
- 41:34Speaker 1: greatest forensic scientists ever created. Yes, and they love to
- 41:40Speaker 1: have a good time. Let me let me give you
- 41:43Speaker 1: the upside the dating system. I don't think you can
- 41:47Speaker 1: find nobody more beautiful. I don't think they come any sexier.
- 41:54Speaker 1: I don't think you could walk any better. I'm on.
- 41:58Speaker 1: I don't think man, that when they love you, you
- 42:01Speaker 1: could get loved any more. So that right there is
- 42:06Speaker 1: what's special about them. And that's not to say that's
- 42:09Speaker 1: not the case with anybody else. I said, you will
- 42:13Speaker 1: get it in a way that you may have never
- 42:15Speaker 1: had it before, not saying that other people not capable
- 42:18Speaker 1: of that. But I'm commending my sisters because I know
- 42:21Speaker 1: what they do. That's all I've ever had. But you know,
- 42:25Speaker 1: I know they talk about when you become well off
- 42:28Speaker 1: and all this. They always go somewhere I've been. I've
- 42:32Speaker 1: been at the crib the whole time. I don't know
- 42:35Speaker 1: nothing else. I appreciate them. I love when the sheets
- 42:39Speaker 1: go back. What happened sheets? These tones is under that
- 42:53Speaker 1: darkness and God helps shade and tones. Each each area
- 43:06Speaker 1: has a different tone to that. Most moles molest that
- 43:13Speaker 1: I have been with, you have been at minimum tri color.
- 43:20Speaker 1: I've always had a tri color woman. Yeah, three toners,
- 43:25Speaker 1: mostly folks. You got the skin, then you got the mouth,
- 43:32Speaker 1: and then you got the disk, and then you got
- 43:35Speaker 1: home plate. Different. Jesus, I think you're talking to Howard. Yeah,
- 43:55Speaker 1: all right, thank you, Thank you Howard for your call,
- 43:59Speaker 1: and thank you Steve for all that love. Coming up next,
- 44:02Speaker 1: it's the brank phone call for today with the Nephew.
- 44:06Speaker 1: Right after this You're listening show at the top of
- 44:11Speaker 1: the hour, right about four minutes after, it's my Strawberry
- 44:14Speaker 1: letter for today and the subject is please close the
- 44:18Speaker 1: windows and doors. We'll get into that find out what
- 44:22Speaker 1: that's all about. Yeah, in just a few but right
- 44:26Speaker 1: now the Nephew is here with today's prank phone call.
- 44:28Speaker 1: What you got for his nap. Well, got a little problem,
- 44:33Speaker 1: fair that we've made a catering mistake, a catering mistake.
- 44:38Speaker 1: We're gonna try to fix it. You know, every nine
- 44:40Speaker 1: and then, you know, caterers might make a mistake. So
- 44:42Speaker 1: this is a catering mistake. This is ah, this is
- 44:46Speaker 1: pretty pretty deep right here. We served rabbit instead of chicken.
- 44:51Speaker 1: That's what we did. So it's it's you know, let me,
- 44:53Speaker 1: you know, it happens. It happens, all right, cater right now,
- 44:58Speaker 1: it happens every now and then, So cat dog, if
- 45:01Speaker 1: you would this right here is the catering mistake. Catering mistake.
- 45:06Speaker 1: Let's go. Okay, Hello, hello, I'm trying to reach Jammy please,
- 45:12Speaker 1: this is shing. Hey Jammy, this is a Dexter over here, catering.
- 45:17Speaker 1: We catered your your aunt bridget. Yeah, that's right, that's right,
- 45:21Speaker 1: that's right. How you doing, Dexter. It's good to hear
- 45:23Speaker 1: from you. Okay, good good. I'm going through the paperwork here,
- 45:29Speaker 1: and I know we have an invoice for you all.
- 45:31Speaker 1: I wanted to reach out to you. This's not a
- 45:33Speaker 1: bad time, is it, you know, this is a good time. Okay,
- 45:37Speaker 1: So first of all, did everybody enjoy everything that we
- 45:40Speaker 1: put out for you guys? Yeah, we had a good
- 45:43Speaker 1: all time. My auntie Bridget, she was so happy. There
- 45:48Speaker 1: was no better way to bring in her sixtieth birthday party.
- 45:51Speaker 1: We had a great time. The food was delicious. We
- 45:53Speaker 1: are so grateful, so thank you so much. You and
- 45:56Speaker 1: your team did the bomb job. Okay, good deal, good deal.
- 46:00Speaker 1: I was here when they loaded up the van and everything,
- 46:02Speaker 1: and I wanted to make sure. I wanted to follow
- 46:04Speaker 1: back up. But listen, I'm looking at the paperwork and
- 46:06Speaker 1: I and we had a little mishap, and I wanted
- 46:09Speaker 1: to let you know that we're not going to um,
- 46:12Speaker 1: we're not gonna charge you guys for the chicken. Uh,
- 46:18Speaker 1: because they made a mistake and they put the wrong
- 46:21Speaker 1: pan on the van and they I noticed that the
- 46:25Speaker 1: chicken was actually still here. So we want to take
- 46:28Speaker 1: off take that off, and I won't. That won't be
- 46:31Speaker 1: on the on the envoys. So I'm taking all the
- 46:33Speaker 1: entire cross. The chicken will be completely taken out. Okay,
- 46:37Speaker 1: real quick, let's back up a bit, because we had
- 46:40Speaker 1: a lot of people at the party, we definitely had chicken. Well, yeah,
- 46:45Speaker 1: I know you had you ordered some moother chicken. But
- 46:47Speaker 1: like I said, the guy put the wrong pan on
- 46:50Speaker 1: the on the van, you know, and actually the smother
- 46:53Speaker 1: chicken was actually still here, uh you know, here here
- 46:57Speaker 1: at the at the shop. So you know, like I said,
- 46:59Speaker 1: we mistake, I'm gonna take it off and that that's
- 47:01Speaker 1: probably not your like a couple of hundred dollars off
- 47:04Speaker 1: because of you a price like that third So so
- 47:07Speaker 1: what are you saying? So what were we eating if
- 47:09Speaker 1: it wasn't this mother chicken? What was it? Uh? Well,
- 47:14Speaker 1: I misstand me, like I said, you know, I got
- 47:17Speaker 1: on this kid for making this mistake. You know, I
- 47:20Speaker 1: got on it real bad about it. But you know,
- 47:22Speaker 1: putting the wrong pan on there. But like I said,
- 47:24Speaker 1: this what you guys had was it? That was a chicken?
- 47:27Speaker 1: What was it? Though? That's what I'm asking you. What
- 47:30Speaker 1: was it that was actually what he put on there
- 47:33Speaker 1: by mistake? Mistand me that was that was rapping? What
- 47:38Speaker 1: You can't be serious right now? Are you out of
- 47:41Speaker 1: your rabbits mine? Are you serious? Your que No? Tell me,
- 47:46Speaker 1: did your team put the wrong trade on the truck
- 47:49Speaker 1: and then served it to my family? And you're trying
- 47:52Speaker 1: to call me about two hundred dollars? Are you serious
- 47:56Speaker 1: more than that? You owe me more than that? You
- 47:59Speaker 1: don't know who the because allergic today and you're calling
- 48:02Speaker 1: me about two hundred dollars? Are you out of your well?
- 48:07Speaker 1: I wanted to credit you all that. You know what
- 48:09Speaker 1: I'm saying? No, and then there's gonna be no credit.
- 48:11Speaker 1: There ain't gonna be no credit. It ain't no credit.
- 48:13Speaker 1: Do you mean credit? Richard could have died, Monty could
- 48:17Speaker 1: have died. You see, Uh, we got kids in there,
- 48:19Speaker 1: don't know our dietary needs? Are you crazy? I mean
- 48:24Speaker 1: what you say you liked it though? It don't matter
- 48:26Speaker 1: if I like it, I can fall off the knight. Stupid.
- 48:30Speaker 1: I'm getting an attorney. I'm done with this. This is stupid.
- 48:33Speaker 1: And who do you want to eat? Buck's Funny? Does
- 48:36Speaker 1: that right to you? Huh? Are you stupid? I'm so
- 48:40Speaker 1: annoyed right now. Seriously, So Leeno Woods people, Leeno country people,
- 48:45Speaker 1: go all with you? Oh credit? What what? What? Y'all
- 48:48Speaker 1: liked it? Though? Right? No, but you're gonna like my
- 48:51Speaker 1: foot up, y'all stone, that's what you're gonna like. I'm
- 48:54Speaker 1: gonna be there or later because y'all so stupid yat stupid.
- 48:57Speaker 1: My foot gonna be up yo, and y'all gonna be
- 48:59Speaker 1: hopping a. I like a rabbit, the rabbit that you
- 49:01Speaker 1: served me. Okay, okay, let me answer him here now,
- 49:05Speaker 1: abl a mis aby. Is your mama right? What my
- 49:09Speaker 1: mama got to do with this rabbit? What you gotta
- 49:12Speaker 1: do with it? Okay, see your mama? You got me
- 49:18Speaker 1: to call you. This is nephew comment from the Steve
- 49:20Speaker 1: Harbin Morty Show. I mean your mama to break you.
- 49:32Speaker 1: I'm so sorry. Oh my god, this is crazy. Oh
- 49:40Speaker 1: my god, you good morning. This is crazy. Y're crazy,
- 49:51Speaker 1: y'all are gonna get it? This is crazy. Oh man?
- 49:56Speaker 1: All right, sam me tell me this baby. What is
- 49:58Speaker 1: the baddest and I mean baddest radio show in the
- 50:02Speaker 1: late Steve Yes, I'm just so glad I didn't have rabbit.
- 50:12Speaker 1: I'm so glad. I don't know about a better edit
- 50:17Speaker 1: than I just don't. I don't need it. I don't
- 50:20Speaker 1: need I don't money. You know my boy eyes and
- 50:25Speaker 1: career used to say to quick too your own home.
- 50:27Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I just I just I just don't know
- 50:29Speaker 1: about the better edit than me. I just I just
- 50:31Speaker 1: oh it's getting on your nerves now, it's getting on
- 50:36Speaker 1: But you know what, Junior, I think. I think in
- 50:38Speaker 1: the dressing room when we get the Dallas, you know,
- 50:40Speaker 1: we're gonna have a little rabbit and some chicken. That's
- 50:42Speaker 1: what I think. You're just a little mixture. You know,
- 50:45Speaker 1: have a sign, have a sign. You gotta have a sign.
- 50:48Speaker 1: We'll have a sign. Not a sign might fall and
- 50:51Speaker 1: you might not see it until after you get through
- 50:52Speaker 1: with your plate. But hey, we got a sign. Okay,
- 50:55Speaker 1: we're gonna have a little bit of rabbit, a little
- 50:57Speaker 1: bit of chicken, a little bit of this, a little
- 50:59Speaker 1: bit of that might have you know what I'm up
- 51:01Speaker 1: here playing. I need a caterer from my dress room.
- 51:03Speaker 1: Ain't even about tell them where we're gonna be Junior
- 51:07Speaker 1: First Texas Trust Theater, Dallas, Texas. That's where we're gonna
- 51:10Speaker 1: be at. Yeah, tickets a x S dot Com, donna
- 51:13Speaker 1: get him, Nephew, Tommy, Monique, Dominique, Roger Perry, and myself
- 51:19Speaker 1: gonna be in the building. That's what we're doing with rabbit, obviously.
- 51:22Speaker 1: That's what I just find that coming down now. Yeah,
- 51:26Speaker 1: and now having rabbit, I don't want to we roll
- 51:29Speaker 1: up in the hers, come around back, jump out. We're
- 51:33Speaker 1: gonna bring some friends with us. They'll be in the
- 51:35Speaker 1: back of her. We're gonna roll. You're gonna we're rolling
- 51:37Speaker 1: in with our little entourage. They'll be in the back
- 51:39Speaker 1: of the hers. Me and Junior jump out the front.
- 51:42Speaker 1: How many people time? Because I don't have nobody? Okay,
- 51:46Speaker 1: you ain't got nobody. We just put my security in
- 51:48Speaker 1: the in the back part. You got security? What? What?
- 51:55Speaker 1: Big time ball shot? What sleeping well? You got drug? Guy?
- 52:01Speaker 1: He got driver? Junior? Yes, he got anything. Junior, I
- 52:05Speaker 1: don't know who you're touring with. I do not. He
- 52:09Speaker 1: said security up? Who you? You ain't got no security, Junior, Dog,
- 52:18Speaker 1: I'm driving myself up there. Who I'm talking about? Boy,
- 52:23Speaker 1: I'm gonna walk in the back. That's it, Junior. You're
- 52:26Speaker 1: touring with Roy Jones. Junior, y'all must have forgot nephew
- 52:33Speaker 1: Thommy got security? What think you? Who is fighting to
- 52:38Speaker 1: topple you? It's what I want to know. Who the hill? What? Junior?
- 52:43Speaker 1: I didn't understand the Junior when you weren't ready for love?
- 52:48Speaker 1: That's what it is. You've been on TV seven seas
- 52:53Speaker 1: that's what it is you on stage radio show every
- 52:57Speaker 1: morning nine and a half million people, Junior June. Why
- 53:02Speaker 1: do you think no shim in the morning. The legend
- 53:05Speaker 1: that evening that I see nappy done. I didn't know.
- 53:09Speaker 1: Boy he half half ome. It's over than him. They
- 53:17Speaker 1: don't even mention all right. Coming up next it is
- 53:26Speaker 1: the Strawberry Letter. The subject is please close the windows
- 53:30Speaker 1: and doors. We'll get into that right after this. You're
- 53:33Speaker 1: listening to morning show. It is time now for today's
- 53:39Speaker 1: Strawberry Letter. And if you need advice on relationships, dating, work, sex,
- 53:42Speaker 1: parenting and more, please submit your Strawberry Letter to Steve
- 53:45Speaker 1: HARVEYFM dot com and click submit Strawberry Letter. We could
- 53:50Speaker 1: be reading your letter live on the air, just like
- 53:52Speaker 1: we're gonna read this one right here, right now, and
- 53:55Speaker 1: you never know it could be yours. Yes, it could
- 53:59Speaker 1: Buckle up and hold on tight. We got it for you.
- 54:01Speaker 1: Here it is, Thank you, nephew. Subjects please close the
- 54:06Speaker 1: windows and doors. Dear Uncle Steve and un Shirley. I'm
- 54:10Speaker 1: a twenty four year old student and I still live
- 54:12Speaker 1: at home with my parents. My parents had me when
- 54:15Speaker 1: they were eighteen years old, so they're still young. Fly
- 54:19Speaker 1: and very much in love with each other. I love
- 54:22Speaker 1: hanging out with them because we listen to the same
- 54:24Speaker 1: music and we get along great. But there's a huge
- 54:27Speaker 1: issue that I'm having with them, and I made jokes
- 54:30Speaker 1: about it, but they don't seem to care. Sometimes it's
- 54:34Speaker 1: fun to be cool cool with my parents, and other
- 54:36Speaker 1: times it gets to be too much. I'm allowed to
- 54:39Speaker 1: smoke weed in the house because it's legal in our
- 54:42Speaker 1: state and it helps me with my cramps. I'm allowed
- 54:45Speaker 1: to have my boyfriend stay overnight, but he's got to
- 54:48Speaker 1: sleep in the guest room. I'm allowed to use profanity,
- 54:52Speaker 1: and I can express myself any way I choose to
- 54:55Speaker 1: around them. I appreciate the openness, I really do. But
- 54:59Speaker 1: what I and appreciate is how open they are with me.
- 55:03Speaker 1: My parents' bedroom is below my bedroom, and they have
- 55:07Speaker 1: sex darn near every day. It doesn't have to be
- 55:10Speaker 1: at night it I can be getting ready to go
- 55:13Speaker 1: to work at three in the afternoon and they are
- 55:15Speaker 1: in there going at it with the door open. They've
- 55:19Speaker 1: jokingly told me to stay upstairs if I don't want
- 55:22Speaker 1: to see or hear it. But what they don't know
- 55:25Speaker 1: is I can still hear it, and so can the neighbors,
- 55:27Speaker 1: probably because they have the windows up too. I've been
- 55:31Speaker 1: sitting in the hot tub on the patio and I've
- 55:34Speaker 1: heard my parents having sex loudly on a Sunday afternoon.
- 55:38Speaker 1: I would love to move, but I can't afford rent
- 55:40Speaker 1: and my car note. It's their house, but I don't
- 55:43Speaker 1: don't I deserve a little respect as long as I
- 55:46Speaker 1: live here. The jokes about it aren't working, so what
- 55:49Speaker 1: I'd be out of line to ask them to close
- 55:51Speaker 1: the door and the windows during sex. Sorry to say this,
- 55:57Speaker 1: but nope, you have no rights. You have no rights.
- 56:01Speaker 1: It's their house period. Your job is to be grateful
- 56:04Speaker 1: you have a nice place to lay your head, and
- 56:06Speaker 1: to get a job, some kind of job, save your
- 56:09Speaker 1: money so you can get a place of your own
- 56:11Speaker 1: one day soon. I know you got your rent and
- 56:14Speaker 1: your car note and all of that, but you know
- 56:17Speaker 1: that's up to you to get out, get a job,
- 56:20Speaker 1: and get your own place. If you don't like what
- 56:22Speaker 1: you're hearing, but I do understand. I do understand what
- 56:25Speaker 1: you're saying. I hear you. You feel how you feel,
- 56:27Speaker 1: and your feelings are valid. But until you can move out,
- 56:31Speaker 1: your hands are tied. No child has ever been comfortable
- 56:35Speaker 1: with catching or hearing their parents doing it. I don't
- 56:38Speaker 1: know any child who's comfortable with that. Most kids think
- 56:42Speaker 1: it's disgusting, even though that's how they got here. I
- 56:46Speaker 1: get that part, but that's what grown people do, and
- 56:49Speaker 1: parents do it too. Okay, you know that at twenty four.
- 56:54Speaker 1: Of course they should close the door. But they they
- 56:57Speaker 1: might be doing it to help you. They know you
- 57:00Speaker 1: don't want to hear them. They're they're not you know,
- 57:04Speaker 1: they're not that caught up. I think that's their way
- 57:06Speaker 1: of helping you into trying harder to move out. They
- 57:09Speaker 1: want you to start being more responsible and to get
- 57:11Speaker 1: out on your own. Remember that even though you guys
- 57:15Speaker 1: are really close, you and your parents are really close,
- 57:17Speaker 1: they are not your best friends. They are still your parents.
- 57:20Speaker 1: And parents everywhere have this thing about this is my house,
- 57:23Speaker 1: and I do what I want to do in my house.
- 57:26Speaker 1: If you don't like it, you can leave. That's just
- 57:28Speaker 1: how parents are. But I say this, look at the
- 57:31Speaker 1: bright side. I know it's embarrassing, but at least your
- 57:34Speaker 1: parents are in love. They're making love. They're not arguing,
- 57:37Speaker 1: they're not yelling, they're not trying to kill each other.
- 57:40Speaker 1: So there's that, Steve well your last statement, they're not
- 57:47Speaker 1: trying to kill each other. You don't know that me
- 57:55Speaker 1: start with that well interesting letter. So as I was
- 58:06Speaker 1: listening to the letter, I figured, you know, I do
- 58:11Speaker 1: numbers all the time. You're twenty four year old student.
- 58:14Speaker 1: You live with your parents. Your parents had you when
- 58:16Speaker 1: they were eighteen, which means your parents right now forty two,
- 58:22Speaker 1: forty two. That's young to have a twenty four year
- 58:26Speaker 1: old in the house living there, that's young man. So
- 58:32Speaker 1: they still young. Fly very much in love with y'all,
- 58:35Speaker 1: and I love hanging out with him because y'all listen
- 58:38Speaker 1: to the same music because forty two years old, that's
- 58:41Speaker 1: hip hop. You're hip hop. Y'all listening to the same music.
- 58:45Speaker 1: Way different from me and my kids, way different. You know,
- 58:53Speaker 1: we get along great, but there's a huge issue that
- 58:56Speaker 1: I'm having with them, and I made jokes about it,
- 58:58Speaker 1: but they don't see the care. Sometimes it's fun to
- 59:00Speaker 1: be cul with my parents, and other time it gets
- 59:04Speaker 1: to be too much. And why is that? Because I'm
- 59:08Speaker 1: telling you, as parents that are listening to this letter
- 59:10Speaker 1: that we're about to read your child really wants a parent.
- 59:16Speaker 1: Your child really wants to be parented. I tell all
- 59:22Speaker 1: my kids I like you. We can do some friendly stuff,
- 59:25Speaker 1: but all your friends is up at the school. I'm
- 59:29Speaker 1: your damn daddy. Now, let's just be clear about that.
- 59:34Speaker 1: Ha ha he he heiled. We get hahi he he sometimes,
- 59:38Speaker 1: but I'm not your friend. I'm your parent and I'm
- 59:41Speaker 1: gonna play my role. But you, I'm allowed to smoke
- 59:46Speaker 1: weed in the house because it's legally in our state
- 59:49Speaker 1: and it helps me with my crams. No, that's not
- 59:53Speaker 1: why you allowed to smoke weed in the house. You
- 59:55Speaker 1: are all smoke weed in the house because that's what
- 59:58Speaker 1: they do. If it was illegal, they let you smoke it.
- 1:00:03Speaker 1: They're letting you do whatever they do because they ain't
- 1:00:07Speaker 1: trying to be your parents. They focusing on being your
- 1:00:10Speaker 1: damn friend. Just gonna get old, and I can see
- 1:00:13Speaker 1: that it already has. All right, hang on, Steve, We'll
- 1:00:18Speaker 1: have part two of your response coming up at twenty
- 1:00:21Speaker 1: three minutes after the hour. Today's strawberry letter subject Please
- 1:00:24Speaker 1: close the windows and doors. Will get back into it
- 1:00:27Speaker 1: right after this. You're listening, all right, Steve, Come on,
- 1:00:33Speaker 1: let's recap today's strawberry letter. The subject is please close
- 1:00:38Speaker 1: the windows and doors. This woman is having a problem.
- 1:00:43Speaker 1: She's twenty four. Her problem is with her parents, who
- 1:00:50Speaker 1: are not parenting because they're so busy being her damn friend.
- 1:00:56Speaker 1: They had this little girl at eighteen. They are now
- 1:00:58Speaker 1: forty two years old. He's twenty four. That's she all.
- 1:01:03Speaker 1: She likes hanging with her parents because they have a
- 1:01:05Speaker 1: good time, because they listen to the same music. That's
- 1:01:08Speaker 1: a hip hop generation, got it. I missed that. My
- 1:01:11Speaker 1: kids missed that. They know good hair. Well. When I
- 1:01:13Speaker 1: get in the car, you know what we're listening to, daddy.
- 1:01:19Speaker 1: Can we listen to something else? Naw, daddy, you heard
- 1:01:26Speaker 1: little babies new and nah, I don't know who little
- 1:01:32Speaker 1: baby is dead baby, that dad baby, black baby, white baby,
- 1:01:39Speaker 1: new baby. But now she has a problem because she
- 1:01:47Speaker 1: says hanging out with him is cool with my parents,
- 1:01:49Speaker 1: and other times it gets to be too much. I'm
- 1:01:52Speaker 1: allowed to smoke weed in the house because it's legal
- 1:01:54Speaker 1: in our state and it helped me with my cramps. No,
- 1:01:58Speaker 1: you allowed to smoke weed in the house because that's
- 1:02:00Speaker 1: what they do. If it was illegal, they let you
- 1:02:04Speaker 1: smoke weed. I'm allowed to have my boyfriends stay overnight,
- 1:02:09Speaker 1: because that's what they did. They had you at eighteen.
- 1:02:14Speaker 1: At eighteen, that means that the sex was going on
- 1:02:16Speaker 1: before they was eighteen, So that's what they did. But
- 1:02:22Speaker 1: he's got to go to sleep in the guess room
- 1:02:25Speaker 1: like he ain't snuck over there in the middle of
- 1:02:27Speaker 1: the night, and hell, he gonna stay in the guess room.
- 1:02:32Speaker 1: I'm allowed to use profanity, and I can express myself
- 1:02:35Speaker 1: anywhere I choose around them, because that's what they do.
- 1:02:40Speaker 1: They're cussing around you. My kids can cuss around me.
- 1:02:47Speaker 1: Now that was an age when they lived in my house.
- 1:02:50Speaker 1: That ain't happen. But when you move out the house
- 1:02:53Speaker 1: and you come back over, you can come. Now you
- 1:02:57Speaker 1: need to understand something. Now, there's no way you can
- 1:03:02Speaker 1: out cuss me. I'm over here cussing if you want to.
- 1:03:11Speaker 1: I got some combinations. You're not quite familiar. I put
- 1:03:15Speaker 1: it together. But what I don't appreciate this is how
- 1:03:20Speaker 1: open they are with me. But what I don't appreciate
- 1:03:25Speaker 1: is how open they are with me. My parents' bedroom
- 1:03:28Speaker 1: is below my bedroom, and they have sex down there
- 1:03:30Speaker 1: every day. It don't have to be at night. I
- 1:03:33Speaker 1: can be getting ready to go to work at three
- 1:03:34Speaker 1: and afternoon and they are in there going at it.
- 1:03:38Speaker 1: You know why they because they cause do it? They
- 1:03:40Speaker 1: your friends? Sin't your parents with the door open. They've
- 1:03:47Speaker 1: jokingly told me to stay upstairs if I don't want
- 1:03:49Speaker 1: to see it or hear it. But what they don't
- 1:03:52Speaker 1: know is I can still here, and so can the
- 1:03:54Speaker 1: neighbor's probably because they have the windows up too. I've
- 1:03:57Speaker 1: been sitting in the hot tub on the pattil I've
- 1:04:00Speaker 1: heard my parents having sex loudly on a Sunday afternoon.
- 1:04:04Speaker 1: I would love to move, but I can't afford to
- 1:04:06Speaker 1: rent am My Carnos. It's their house, but I don't.
- 1:04:09Speaker 1: Don't I deserve a little respect as long as I
- 1:04:11Speaker 1: live here. The jokes about it aren't working. So would
- 1:04:14Speaker 1: I be out of line that asks them to close
- 1:04:15Speaker 1: the door and windows doing sex. Shirley said, you can't
- 1:04:18Speaker 1: cause it's your mama's the house, and technically she's right.
- 1:04:22Speaker 1: But see, y'all friends, friends get to talk to friends
- 1:04:28Speaker 1: like they WoT. I think you should sit them down
- 1:04:30Speaker 1: as friends and say, Mom, Dad, the hell going on?
- 1:04:36Speaker 1: I would use another word, but yeah, you know, but
- 1:04:39Speaker 1: they allow you to cust this sugar honey iced tea.
- 1:04:42Speaker 1: Y'all doing it's it's it's some bull sugar honey iced
- 1:04:46Speaker 1: teeth because all these fudge and neighbors it's listening to
- 1:04:54Speaker 1: y'all upstairs fudge and they can't hear it. Now fudge,
- 1:05:01Speaker 1: y'all need to stop. This is embarrassing. This sugar honey
- 1:05:08Speaker 1: iced teeth had to stop because your two ends. It's
- 1:05:14Speaker 1: just too damn But since they let you talk any
- 1:05:19Speaker 1: kind of way. But now here's what you're gonna have
- 1:05:24Speaker 1: to do. You got to move. You got to move.
- 1:05:31Speaker 1: And I want to say this to you, young lady.
- 1:05:33Speaker 1: You're obviously in school and stuff. You're twenty four. Sometimes
- 1:05:38Speaker 1: parents teach us what not to do, just like they
- 1:05:40Speaker 1: teach us what to do. I have a lot of
- 1:05:43Speaker 1: boys that come to my menory and camp who are
- 1:05:45Speaker 1: from father in his home, who avowed when they have
- 1:05:48Speaker 1: a child, they're not gonna do like their fathers did.
- 1:05:51Speaker 1: So when you do have a child and you're obviously waiting,
- 1:05:55Speaker 1: remember these moments and remember the feelings you have. It's
- 1:05:59Speaker 1: cool to be cool your parents, but even you at
- 1:06:02Speaker 1: twenty four still want to have some guidelines. You want
- 1:06:05Speaker 1: some parents, and this letter is for parents. Just listen
- 1:06:08Speaker 1: to this. Stop trying to be your kids. Damn they
- 1:06:12Speaker 1: need guidance and love and discipline. They would appreciate that
- 1:06:15Speaker 1: more than you sitting up smoking. We custle wouldn't have
- 1:06:18Speaker 1: a set with the damn dope. True. All right, Steve,
- 1:06:24Speaker 1: thank you. Post your comments on today's Strubberry Letter. Young.
- 1:06:28Speaker 1: What you could do is you could film and then
- 1:06:30Speaker 1: post him. That's what they do. Then they stop. Post
- 1:06:37Speaker 1: your comments on today's Struwberry Letter and Steve Harvey FM
- 1:06:40Speaker 1: on Instagram and Facebook. Check out the Strubberry Letter podcast
- 1:06:44Speaker 1: on demand as well. Now coming up at forty six
- 1:06:47Speaker 1: minutes after the hour, it's Junior with Sports Talk right
- 1:06:50Speaker 1: after this you're listening to show. It is time now
- 1:06:55Speaker 1: for junior and sports talk. Which you got Junior? You know, sir,
- 1:06:59Speaker 1: you know they have a men this tournament and a
- 1:07:00Speaker 1: women's tournament right now. March madness. And let me just
- 1:07:03Speaker 1: tell you number one, Stafford didn't already failed the Ladies
- 1:07:07Speaker 1: of Old Miss excuse me, the Ladies of Old Miss
- 1:07:10Speaker 1: have knocked off Stanford. They was an eight seed. Stanford
- 1:07:13Speaker 1: was number one seed, fifty four to forty nine. South
- 1:07:16Speaker 1: Carolina keeps stay perfect season going, come on down Staley again.
- 1:07:20Speaker 1: They spent. They're gonna be a perfect season if they
- 1:07:25Speaker 1: pull that off. They ain't lost the game this year. Wow, man,
- 1:07:28Speaker 1: so they're not gonna lose. Have you seen South Carolina
- 1:07:31Speaker 1: game comp I five mill go down there and get
- 1:07:41Speaker 1: girls can Man, they are so also man. In the
- 1:07:46Speaker 1: men's tournament, man, you know you got, you got, you got.
- 1:07:49Speaker 1: Michigan State stillt it up. They beat Markette, number seven,
- 1:07:52Speaker 1: they seventh seed, knocked off number two. Market Sweet sixteen
- 1:07:56Speaker 1: is set for this weekend. Here we go Number one
- 1:07:59Speaker 1: Alabama versus San Diego State. Alabama. Alabama. Yeah, no, they're
- 1:08:04Speaker 1: gonna win it. Number six Crichton over Princeton. That is
- 1:08:09Speaker 1: six and fifteen. Princeton Princes up Princeton. Still in it. Man,
- 1:08:14Speaker 1: them boys, they know how to move that ball around.
- 1:08:17Speaker 1: Creton kind of played like them too, so that will
- 1:08:21Speaker 1: be upset Creton. They go up. University of Houston. Miami
- 1:08:27Speaker 1: is gonna be a game here, Miami, cole Man sy Houston.
- 1:08:32Speaker 1: What what the eight a minute? Miami last? Yeah? Just Houston, Okay,
- 1:08:46Speaker 1: I'll tell you what. He goes Texas and Xavier. Who
- 1:08:49Speaker 1: you got Texas. What you love about Texas? On that
- 1:08:53Speaker 1: coach got boys playing together? A joke? Man, Arthur's sorry
- 1:09:00Speaker 1: you come, that's gonna be hard. But the office off
- 1:09:03Speaker 1: in the walk they asked some country as balls gun
- 1:09:07Speaker 1: Zager and U c l A. How does gud Zager
- 1:09:11Speaker 1: stay in here every year? I won't you Cela to win,
- 1:09:16Speaker 1: but take college teams? JA, Yeah, okay, he gonna last
- 1:09:23Speaker 1: one up. We think, well, it's gonna be a game here.
- 1:09:26Speaker 1: Kansas State and Michigan State, Michigan, Michigan State, Michigan. C
- 1:09:32Speaker 1: Smith's son play on the team. Oh man, okay, what
- 1:09:36Speaker 1: about this un Tennessee man? Do you know that uh
- 1:09:40Speaker 1: f du almost got their ass fell apart? Fau and
- 1:09:50Speaker 1: who Tennessee Tennessee from the Mophamore Junior thank you. Coming
- 1:09:58Speaker 1: up at the top of the hour, that's woman on
- 1:10:00Speaker 1: social media Steve needs him advice. She says her husband
- 1:10:03Speaker 1: doesn't respect how hard she works every day. We'll talk
- 1:10:06Speaker 1: about it right after this. You're listening, all right, Steve.
- 1:10:13Speaker 1: This is from Sky on Facebook. Sky says, for the
- 1:10:16Speaker 1: last couple of years, I've been working remotely from home
- 1:10:19Speaker 1: and I love it. My husband is happy to enjoy
- 1:10:22Speaker 1: the benefits of me working at home, but doesn't realize
- 1:10:25Speaker 1: how hard I have to work to maintain our house
- 1:10:27Speaker 1: and get a full workday in. He's constantly asking me
- 1:10:30Speaker 1: if I can do errands for him or get stuff
- 1:10:33Speaker 1: done around the house that I just don't have time for.
- 1:10:36Speaker 1: How do I get him to recognize that I actually
- 1:10:39Speaker 1: work really hard while he's off at the office. How
- 1:10:42Speaker 1: do I get him to take my job more seriously?
- 1:10:46Speaker 1: Just do your job, stop all that excess for thirty days. Yeah,
- 1:10:53Speaker 1: Then when he come home, yeah, yeah, don't do nothing next,
- 1:10:56Speaker 1: Just do your job because that's all he doing, okay,
- 1:10:59Speaker 1: And you just do your job now. When it don't
- 1:11:02Speaker 1: get done for thirty days and he coming home with
- 1:11:06Speaker 1: all these registereds complaints, just say I was working. Yeah,
- 1:11:10Speaker 1: I was working. Yeah. Yeah, Just because you work at
- 1:11:14Speaker 1: from home doesn't mean you don't work. All right, stee,
- 1:11:20Speaker 1: we'll move on. We have time for one more. This
- 1:11:22Speaker 1: one's from kJ on Steve Harvey. FM. kJ says, Hey, Steve,
- 1:11:26Speaker 1: we're getting ready for a road trip this weekend with
- 1:11:29Speaker 1: a few friends. It's a six hour drive. There are
- 1:11:32Speaker 1: concerns about who controls the music that's being played conventional
- 1:11:36Speaker 1: wisdom said it should be the person who's doing the driving,
- 1:11:39Speaker 1: But in this case that person is a massive blues
- 1:11:43Speaker 1: music fan. We don't want to be sad in the
- 1:11:46Speaker 1: car for six hours, one with the car big enough
- 1:11:51Speaker 1: to fit five people comfortably. What are the music rules
- 1:11:55Speaker 1: when it comes to road trips? Who love the blues
- 1:12:00Speaker 1: but I don't for six hours, You're gonna be crying
- 1:12:04Speaker 1: the whole all right, we played the blues all the time,
- 1:12:09Speaker 1: my daddy, Now, I was the most depressed eight day.
- 1:12:15Speaker 1: My homework ain't read. I ain't got no excuse. I
- 1:12:23Speaker 1: tried to do it all. I ain't got none for you.
- 1:12:31Speaker 1: You don't want to the reason why ain't turning in
- 1:12:36Speaker 1: this work? I can tell you that my dog, he
- 1:12:42Speaker 1: didn't ad my phone. Work got to ain't your blues.
- 1:12:56Speaker 1: I'm matter fact, I'm not going about the trap. No,
- 1:13:00Speaker 1: if you play any blues, letting me out. We stopped
- 1:13:05Speaker 1: for gas. I'm gonna get out the car, play all
- 1:13:07Speaker 1: the blues you want. They gotta reach some sort of
- 1:13:13Speaker 1: happy medium, because it sounds like it's gonna be a
- 1:13:15Speaker 1: fun trip without that. Yeah, the blues the whole time,
- 1:13:19Speaker 1: the whole six hours got up a little bit. What
- 1:13:24Speaker 1: if they've made a mixtape or something Steve with some
- 1:13:27Speaker 1: blues but a little bit of everything. Oh no, well, yeah,
- 1:13:31Speaker 1: we gotta do something. What are you gonna make this mixtape?
- 1:13:34Speaker 1: Where you're gonna make that? They don't make mixtapes no
- 1:13:37Speaker 1: more buy it. I don't know where you're gonna put
- 1:13:47Speaker 1: this cassette in? Where? No, how do you know? I
- 1:13:51Speaker 1: wasn't talk to about the cassette however, catte tape. Yeah,
- 1:13:56Speaker 1: they don't even have a CD section, no moment that crazy.
- 1:14:02Speaker 1: So maybe they can download. They can download different songs
- 1:14:06Speaker 1: and put some pranks in there, and pranks and get
- 1:14:08Speaker 1: you where you're going. I promise you they'll get you
- 1:14:10Speaker 1: what you're gonna get you about ten pranks in there. Okay,
- 1:14:13Speaker 1: y'all got to get up a little bit. Yeah, y'all
- 1:14:16Speaker 1: gotta listen to some comedy albums or so, but some
- 1:14:18Speaker 1: comedy in there. Blues. I love Bobby Blue Lamber, damn
- 1:14:24Speaker 1: my favorite thrillers go that is making look to your
- 1:14:32Speaker 1: old brown look of music brown music and and and
- 1:14:40Speaker 1: uh and Junior, that wasn't even blues. What you're just saying?
- 1:14:45Speaker 1: That wasn't even the blue not heavy. Huh. All right, Look,
- 1:14:50Speaker 1: we'll have more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show coming
- 1:14:52Speaker 1: up at twenty minutes after the hour. Right after this,
- 1:14:57Speaker 1: you're listening to morning show, all right, so happy on
- 1:15:03Speaker 1: cuffing season everyone. It's still cold, we know that and
- 1:15:05Speaker 1: a lot of areas in the country. But spring is
- 1:15:08Speaker 1: officially springing next week or this week, i should say,
- 1:15:12Speaker 1: and that means it's breakup season. The holidays and cold
- 1:15:15Speaker 1: weather months are known as cuffing season, but since spring
- 1:15:18Speaker 1: and warmer weather are on the horizon, relationship experts say
- 1:15:22Speaker 1: breakups are on the rise as well because people feel
- 1:15:25Speaker 1: more inclined to interact and exchange with the outside world,
- 1:15:29Speaker 1: including get this, including new people. Sunshine makes people happier,
- 1:15:34Speaker 1: It makes people more adventurous, and just like cleaning out
- 1:15:37Speaker 1: your house, people are more inclined to clean out their
- 1:15:40Speaker 1: personal lives as well. So you know, can you guys
- 1:15:45Speaker 1: give some tips on both men and women on what
- 1:15:48Speaker 1: to say when you break with someone. Were breaking up
- 1:15:52Speaker 1: out right, we our team say no, I'm with the
- 1:15:54Speaker 1: same first, okay, we know that. I hope you, thank you,
- 1:16:00Speaker 1: thank you, go ahead, thank you? Junior? Did job? Move
- 1:16:02Speaker 1: me to Sweden? That'll do it, or Junior, how about
- 1:16:12Speaker 1: I just don't like you? Nor oh god, I don't
- 1:16:20Speaker 1: like you in the summer. Okay, how about come on
- 1:16:24Speaker 1: see I think I'm fit to have a heart attack
- 1:16:27Speaker 1: and I don't want people to go through this too
- 1:16:32Speaker 1: over the top? All right, thanks guys, Sorry, not sorry?
- 1:16:39Speaker 1: All right? Coming up with thirty three minutes after, we'll
- 1:16:41Speaker 1: play a round of would you rather? Right after this
- 1:16:44Speaker 1: you're listening to show, it's time now for a round
- 1:16:49Speaker 1: I would you rather? Would you rather be alone for
- 1:16:53Speaker 1: the rest of your life? Or would you rather always
- 1:16:57Speaker 1: be surrounded by annoying people? Alone or surrounded by annoying people? Well,
- 1:17:03Speaker 1: that's my life. Now. You don't have to say everything
- 1:17:11Speaker 1: to yourself. Feel sorry if you want to do over
- 1:17:18Speaker 1: pick one, pick one. I'm just gonna stay with these
- 1:17:23Speaker 1: and knowing as people around I got some great still.
- 1:17:31Speaker 1: Think about a rodeo. Would you rather be a clown
- 1:17:34Speaker 1: who distracts the bull or would you rather be the
- 1:17:36Speaker 1: cowboy who rides the bull? So the clown or the cowboy?
- 1:17:41Speaker 1: I'm that clown all day. I'm not getting on that ball.
- 1:17:44Speaker 1: I'm not getting on that ball. You scared. I'm getting
- 1:17:48Speaker 1: matter of fact, I'm getting in that little tire that
- 1:17:50Speaker 1: the clown getting here, and I'm not coming out of
- 1:17:52Speaker 1: that either. I'm just that clown that won't work. I'm
- 1:17:55Speaker 1: just stuck in that time, not even doing your job.
- 1:18:01Speaker 1: What oh, I'm the clown. And my suggestion to you
- 1:18:06Speaker 1: is before they open that gate, say on top of
- 1:18:09Speaker 1: this damn bull, hold me, get your full eight in
- 1:18:14Speaker 1: hemp your ass off, and get up on this. Really,
- 1:18:18Speaker 1: this is where I am. I ain't even on the ground.
- 1:18:23Speaker 1: I ain't in the tie, I ain't in the bar,
- 1:18:26Speaker 1: I ain't in none of that. I'm up here on
- 1:18:29Speaker 1: the guard and hey man, hang on, I've dog give
- 1:18:35Speaker 1: me the makeup all that, Yeah, the chaps everything, give
- 1:18:40Speaker 1: a damn I set up there with black face on
- 1:18:43Speaker 1: and after damn road there, ask the clown. Yeah, I
- 1:18:46Speaker 1: set up for I'm out there on that ball. Yeah,
- 1:18:50Speaker 1: do it in a heartbeat before I get on that ball,
- 1:18:54Speaker 1: the black person with the black ye, I introduced the
- 1:18:59Speaker 1: road there on that. Don't the real homie, the clown.
- 1:19:05Speaker 1: You're right now, I'm not getting on this damn bull.
- 1:19:08Speaker 1: I take my hand off to the those that dude though,
- 1:19:10Speaker 1: because you gonna throw me off in the shoot. Would
- 1:19:15Speaker 1: you rather make love with the lights on? Or would
- 1:19:18Speaker 1: you rather make love with the lights off? As long
- 1:19:21Speaker 1: as we're doing it, it don't matter. I don't I
- 1:19:23Speaker 1: don't like picture black. You don't like what you think?
- 1:19:29Speaker 1: Don't work for me to see? So what what out
- 1:19:32Speaker 1: of one? Let me see? Let me see what I want?
- 1:19:43Speaker 1: All these all these busness and all this here and
- 1:19:48Speaker 1: then and then you just want yeah what No? I
- 1:19:53Speaker 1: just like on. Let me see what you know? Let's
- 1:19:57Speaker 1: see what marks is that? You know what I see? Everybody?
- 1:20:03Speaker 1: That's today's round. I would you rather coming up in
- 1:20:07Speaker 1: forty nine minutes after it's our last break of the day,
- 1:20:10Speaker 1: and we'll close out the show with Steve Harvey right
- 1:20:12Speaker 1: after this. You're listening to show all right, here we
- 1:20:18Speaker 1: are our last break of the day on this Tuesday.
- 1:20:21Speaker 1: It's been a good day. Welcome back, Carla, Thank you.
- 1:20:25Speaker 1: Has some shout outs? Where were you? What were you doing?
- 1:20:28Speaker 1: I was in New Orleans? Yeah, no, serving the community,
- 1:20:31Speaker 1: sister strut New Orleans. You know, raising awareness breast cancer awareness.
- 1:20:37Speaker 1: You know it's not just in October. We want to
- 1:20:39Speaker 1: raise awareness every month. And our home station FM ninety
- 1:20:43Speaker 1: eight WYLD they host Sister Strut in the spring, so
- 1:20:48Speaker 1: they asked me to come out. So I hung out
- 1:20:49Speaker 1: with our New Orleans radio family. So thank you Uptown
- 1:20:53Speaker 1: Angela Ady Berry Wild Wayne, I heart Media New Orleans
- 1:20:58Speaker 1: FM ninety eight w y. Let me tell you. I
- 1:21:03Speaker 1: had barbecue, shrimp and grids. I had gumbo with the
- 1:21:07Speaker 1: dark rule Timmy. I had bread putty. Let's see. I
- 1:21:14Speaker 1: had trout. Where is your skunna day Friday night? Friday night? Yeah,
- 1:21:23Speaker 1: as soon as you get to New Orleans. Yes, and
- 1:21:25Speaker 1: ben Ya's baby ben Yas. Yeah. You know the food
- 1:21:30Speaker 1: is good in New Orleans. Good people, good food. Well, hey, listen, uh,
- 1:21:36Speaker 1: I want to share something y'all. For my clothing remark,
- 1:21:40Speaker 1: I don't know if I did this recently, but it's
- 1:21:42Speaker 1: something I've been working on it figuring out. Uh, even
- 1:21:46Speaker 1: at this age, man, I'm still trying to get it right.
- 1:21:50Speaker 1: And I'm talking about my spiritual side. You know. Look, man,
- 1:21:54Speaker 1: there's nobody perfect. There's none perfect, no, not one. It
- 1:21:57Speaker 1: amazes me when I hear people talk about how they
- 1:22:01Speaker 1: live their life according to the scriptures and according to
- 1:22:05Speaker 1: the Qoran, according to the term they lived their life. Well,
- 1:22:09Speaker 1: you you try to live your life that way. You can't.
- 1:22:14Speaker 1: You can't do that every day, to the letter, to
- 1:22:16Speaker 1: the mark. You just can't. I don't care who you are.
- 1:22:19Speaker 1: And if you hear somebody saying that, that's not true,
- 1:22:22Speaker 1: that's just not true. And I was thinking of my
- 1:22:25Speaker 1: role in life. I was watching this man. I'm not
- 1:22:29Speaker 1: gonna give him any juice, but he's a past and
- 1:22:32Speaker 1: he was just talking about Joel olds deal, how he's
- 1:22:37Speaker 1: not preaching the word, and how he's not this and that.
- 1:22:40Speaker 1: And I find Joel Oldstein to be incredibly inspiring because
- 1:22:47Speaker 1: Joe Oldstein's calling may not be like this other preacher's calling.
- 1:22:52Speaker 1: YO calling may be to preach buying brimstone. Man, that's
- 1:22:55Speaker 1: what you set up to do. Maybe Joel Oldstein's calling
- 1:22:58Speaker 1: and set up to and why people to live the
- 1:23:02Speaker 1: best life they can have while here. He knows there's
- 1:23:05Speaker 1: an eternal life, you know, most faith do. But this
- 1:23:10Speaker 1: guy is talking about how to live your life here.
- 1:23:13Speaker 1: You know, Bishop Jakes is that guy will to try
- 1:23:17Speaker 1: to teach you how to live the best life you
- 1:23:20Speaker 1: can here because you can you can go to heaven
- 1:23:23Speaker 1: when you die, but supposed you here for another fifty
- 1:23:25Speaker 1: years yeah, it ain't nothing good supposed to happen to
- 1:23:29Speaker 1: you until you leave him. I find that hard to
- 1:23:34Speaker 1: deal with. And the man directed something at me. I
- 1:23:41Speaker 1: was online and this young kid, uh, that's just supposed
- 1:23:45Speaker 1: to be this holier than dial person was talking about
- 1:23:49Speaker 1: me online and he was saying that I'm supposed to
- 1:23:52Speaker 1: be a Christian. But yet and still I pay attention
- 1:23:59Speaker 1: and give honor to all faith. And I do and
- 1:24:03Speaker 1: I do because see, my calling is not your calling, brothers.
- 1:24:08Speaker 1: One of our jobs as a Christian if that's what
- 1:24:11Speaker 1: you say you are, if we are supposed to love everybody.
- 1:24:15Speaker 1: The God I sir, don't tell me to jud everybody.
- 1:24:19Speaker 1: He requires that I love my fellow man, that I
- 1:24:22Speaker 1: helped my fellow man, that I treat my fellow man
- 1:24:24Speaker 1: with respect, love and dignity. That's what I'm supposed to
- 1:24:29Speaker 1: do as a human being. It's not my job to
- 1:24:33Speaker 1: jug So yeah, I restract all faith. But the key
- 1:24:38Speaker 1: word here is faith. Faith is the operative word in
- 1:24:42Speaker 1: all religions. It's faith that ain't but one God. There's
- 1:24:48Speaker 1: only one. Now, if you believe in another God, then
- 1:24:50Speaker 1: you don't miss me. I'm not I don't know nothing
- 1:24:53Speaker 1: about that that's not what I do. Now. Am I
- 1:24:57Speaker 1: a follower of Jesus Christ one hund percent. But if
- 1:25:04Speaker 1: you are followed of Jehovah who is God, if you'll
- 1:25:10Speaker 1: followed Yah Way who is God. If you are followed
- 1:25:13Speaker 1: of Allah who is God. Man, I'm with you. I'm
- 1:25:18Speaker 1: with you. Do your faith. It is not my job
- 1:25:22Speaker 1: to tell you what's wrong with your faith. And you
- 1:25:24Speaker 1: are to convert to my faith. That's not my job.
- 1:25:28Speaker 1: That ain't my calling. Man, I'm sorry, So why are
- 1:25:32Speaker 1: you talking about me? Man? Try to understand why I
- 1:25:35Speaker 1: ain't that. My job is to respect and honor and
- 1:25:38Speaker 1: love my brothers and sisters wherever they are, whoever they are,
- 1:25:43Speaker 1: whatever decision they make, it don't matter. I got news
- 1:25:47Speaker 1: for you. It ain't your job to job. You ain't
- 1:25:50Speaker 1: got no heaven or Hell to put me in. You don't,
- 1:25:55Speaker 1: So why do I care? But I'm telling everybody out
- 1:25:59Speaker 1: there man, live your life. You got to do you.
- 1:26:02Speaker 1: You cannot tell me that all those people in other
- 1:26:07Speaker 1: faiths they are doing. Nah. You can tell me what
- 1:26:10Speaker 1: the Bible say, but you ain't the judge. You don't
- 1:26:13Speaker 1: know what they end high set up? You know if
- 1:26:16Speaker 1: they don't have that version what you want them to do.
- 1:26:18Speaker 1: So I'm just saying to people, man out there, get
- 1:26:22Speaker 1: with your faith. The key word is your faith, and
- 1:26:24Speaker 1: it ain't but one God. Honor your God. And what
- 1:26:28Speaker 1: we got to do is people have learned how to
- 1:26:30Speaker 1: respect one another. We'd have made a maker of this
- 1:26:33Speaker 1: whole thing here in the United States with the Democrats
- 1:26:35Speaker 1: and Republicans, the far right and the far left. We
- 1:26:37Speaker 1: don't know how to get in the middle and just
- 1:26:39Speaker 1: let you do you, because that's what I'm gonna from
- 1:26:42Speaker 1: now on. I'm just gonna do me. And if you
- 1:26:44Speaker 1: don't like me, five didn't go like who you like? Okay,
- 1:26:48Speaker 1: those my clothing remarks to that. I don't expect that
- 1:26:51Speaker 1: to help nobody to say it, but it did me.
- 1:26:54Speaker 1: So thank you. Hey, talk to God today. Loved him
- 1:26:57Speaker 1: from the fall. Yeah. We also Harvey contests no purchase
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