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Black Halloween Costumes, Strawberry Letter- How Did Pine Straw Get In There - 10.22.25 · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Today show is pre recorded. Y'all know what time, y'all
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  Speaker 1: don't know y'all, but.
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  Speaker 2: All at all given them black.
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  Speaker 3: The millon bus Bush.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, listen to.
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  Speaker 4: I don't Joy, Yeah, Joy, you know you love you?
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  Speaker 1: Turn You.
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  Speaker 2: Gotta turn I can't.
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  Speaker 4: I got to turn the mouth, turn my probably got
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  Speaker 4: to turn the mouth, turn.
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  Speaker 1: Out, turn the water the money up looking me.
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  Speaker 3: Come come on, you'll think, I sure will. Good morning everybody.
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  Speaker 5: You are listening to the voice, Come on dig me now,
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  Speaker 5: one and only Steve Harvey got a radio show. Man
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  Speaker 5: o man o, man, Hey, you know today, I just
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  Speaker 5: want to say something that I don't think I've ever
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  Speaker 5: shared this way before. The The title is very simple,
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  Speaker 5: and that is it's been worth it to me, you
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  Speaker 5: know I I just I just kept thinking that this morning,
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  Speaker 5: that it's all been worth it to me. And what
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  Speaker 5: I mean by that is this relationship that I have
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  Speaker 5: with my heavenly father, it's been worth it to me.
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  Speaker 5: I can't even tell you the value that it has
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  Speaker 5: had in my life. I can't tell you how it's
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  Speaker 5: helped me to understand not only my purpose, but to
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  Speaker 5: better understand my past. That's critical, man, Because I'm grateful
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  Speaker 5: for that, because so many people can't get beyond their
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  Speaker 5: past and event a set of circumstances, some calamity that
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  Speaker 5: besets them. Maybe it's been grief something, but it ties
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  Speaker 5: so many people up. It's been so worth it to me,
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  Speaker 5: it is, man, It's it's been worth having someone to
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  Speaker 5: go to when no one else was there. Do you
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  Speaker 5: understand what I'm saying? It has It has given me
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  Speaker 5: a place to go when no one else has been there. Oh,
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  Speaker 5: hey man, we pulling for you. Hey man, hanging there,
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  Speaker 5: Hey man, keep your head up.
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  Speaker 3: All of that.
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  Speaker 5: But I gotta tell you, man, you get yourself in
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  Speaker 5: some circumstances and situations in this thing called life when
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  Speaker 5: no one can help you but God, When the only
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  Speaker 5: person that could possibly understand or know what you're feeling
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  Speaker 5: is God. The only person that will sit there with
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  Speaker 5: you through it all and understand everything about it has
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  Speaker 5: been God. It's been worth it to me, man, It's
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  Speaker 5: it's been worth it to me. It's been the biggest
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  Speaker 5: improvement in my life. I mean, man, as I look
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  Speaker 5: back over my life and forming a strong bond with
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  Speaker 5: God has been the most beneficial thing to me. You know,
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  Speaker 5: these things you read in your in, your in in
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  Speaker 5: writings in the Bible or or or whatever you're reading.
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  Speaker 3: You know, when you when you read scriptures and things
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  Speaker 3: of that nature.
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  Speaker 5: It it's it's been around a long time.
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  Speaker 3: It holds so much truth to it.
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  Speaker 5: I mean, man, it's like, how could this have been
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  Speaker 5: written so long ago and still pertained directly to today?
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  Speaker 5: I mean that that's amazing. That is amazing to me.
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  Speaker 6: That.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, that has to be God at work to have.
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  Speaker 5: Written something so complete, so dead on point that if
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  Speaker 5: you read it today it means exactly what pertains to today.
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  Speaker 5: That's amazing, man. That's why my spiritual walk it's just
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  Speaker 5: worth it to me. And I keep saying it's worth it,
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  Speaker 5: because if you're sitting out there and you tripping like
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  Speaker 5: I was tripping, deciding, naw, let me do it. I
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  Speaker 5: got a few more things I want to do. Couple
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  Speaker 5: more girls I want to holler at, cup, more things
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  Speaker 5: I want to get into. I got a cup, more
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  Speaker 5: deals I want to do. I got a little bit
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  Speaker 5: more dirt. I want to roll up on.
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  Speaker 3: Me a little bit.
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  Speaker 5: First for I, man, I wish I had known, I
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  Speaker 5: really wish I had understood exactly what forming a relationship
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  Speaker 5: with God would do for me. It's been at worth
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  Speaker 5: every person who out there who hate know me, that
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  Speaker 5: don't even know me, it's because I have a relationship
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  Speaker 5: with Him that I'm fine with that. I don't care
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  Speaker 5: for it, but it ain't gonna stop me though, See,
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  Speaker 5: because I know for a fact that haters make you greater.
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  Speaker 5: I know for a fact that haters validate your mere existence.
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  Speaker 5: I know for a fact that half of them is
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  Speaker 5: out of envy and jealousy because of something you're doing
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  Speaker 5: that they wish they could do or they won't credit for,
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  Speaker 5: so they just nah, I ain't anything all that bam,
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  Speaker 5: And now you just all over the place with people. Man,
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  Speaker 5: I'm so grateful for this relationship that it has not
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  Speaker 5: allowed outside influences that do not have my best interest
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  Speaker 5: at heart to throw me off course. It has just
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  Speaker 5: been worth it. And if you're sitting out there and
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  Speaker 5: you're wondering about the benefits of it, I can't even
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  Speaker 5: tell you what it's like to know that when bad
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  Speaker 5: things are happening to me, the calming peace that I
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  Speaker 5: feel that I know that that's gonna be alright too,
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  Speaker 5: that I know that this too shall pass, that I
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  Speaker 5: know in my heart of hearts, man, that there's got
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  Speaker 5: to be a reason for this, And if I can
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  Speaker 5: just hang on in there, he gonna unfold that from
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  Speaker 5: me and he gonna let me see it. But the
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  Speaker 5: number one thing I always know is I'm gonna survive
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  Speaker 5: this one too, that this too shall pass. It has
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  Speaker 5: been worth it to me, man, to have this thing
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  Speaker 5: called faith, which is the belief in things that you
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  Speaker 5: cannot see, and to know man along the way that, oh,
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  Speaker 5: my goodness, man, even though I don't know what's next,
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  Speaker 5: or even I'm not really sure about the next step,
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  Speaker 5: I do know for a fact that Samoa is coming.
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  Speaker 5: I do know for a fact. It is a fact
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  Speaker 5: that God will take care of me. It is a
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  Speaker 5: fact that he will never ever leave me or desert me.
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  Speaker 5: If I just stay here where I'm supposed to be.
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  Speaker 5: He's coming. The Calvary's coming over the hill. He coming
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  Speaker 5: over the hill. And when he come over that hill,
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  Speaker 5: he gonna wipe out all this mess down here that's
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  Speaker 5: trying to hurt me. That I don't have to worry
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  Speaker 5: about my enemies anymore, that my enemies that are all
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  Speaker 5: around you can surround me. You can shoot all the
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  Speaker 5: arrows you want. Now, it's not to say that none
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  Speaker 5: of them ain't gonna come close. And I ain't gonna
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  Speaker 5: say that, you know, I ain't gonna be a little
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  Speaker 5: under some pressure, a little nervous about being shot at
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  Speaker 5: so hard. But at the end of the day, I
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  Speaker 5: know this for show. Ain't none of them gonna stick
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  Speaker 5: in me. You can shoot them, but ain't none of
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  Speaker 5: them gonna stick in me. No matter what you do,
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  Speaker 5: no weapon formed against me, nothing you can't. You can't
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  Speaker 5: do nothing with me. Man, I'm so cool. It's been
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  Speaker 5: worth it for me.
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  Speaker 1: Man, you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
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  Speaker 5: Ladies and gentlemen, We're back. What you mean we're back?
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  Speaker 5: We're back for another day. Today is the day that
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  Speaker 5: the Lord has made. Let us rejoins and.
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  Speaker 3: Be glad in it.
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  Speaker 5: I'm glad then that what you tell me to do,
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  Speaker 5: I'm glad. I'm glad.
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  Speaker 3: I'm here. Never could have made that, Ladies.
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  Speaker 5: And Gentlemen, Steve Harvey Morning Show Show. The Strawberry Calling
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  Speaker 5: for Real. Mouth of the South Juniors better known as
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  Speaker 5: Killed Space and the Legend of Nephew Thomas Monks.
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  Speaker 3: Junior. What's on your mind today. I need some help out.
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  Speaker 1: I need some help this morning.
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  Speaker 3: I ain't ask you for no money and I ain't
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  Speaker 3: doing that. Okay, go ahead.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't think that.
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  Speaker 3: I didn't think yeah no.
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  Speaker 7: But we talked earlier man off before the show. We
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  Speaker 7: talked about this man and were just talking about showing
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  Speaker 7: up even when it's hard, is difficult. What's the importance
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  Speaker 7: in just showing up?
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  Speaker 5: Well, See, the circumstances still have to be measured into
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  Speaker 5: the desired effect and the goals. I'll give you an example.
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  Speaker 5: Here's a set of circumstances. Let's say all of us
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  Speaker 5: here on the Steve Harvey Morning Show, we wake up
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  Speaker 5: and all of us just kind of woke up on
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  Speaker 5: the wrong side of the bed, just the bio rhythms
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  Speaker 5: is off, just not really filling ourself today. But guess
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  Speaker 5: what we are the components of the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
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  Speaker 5: The goal is to provide laughter, entertainment, information and inspiration.
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  Speaker 3: That's what we're here for.
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  Speaker 5: The fact that we got up on the wrong side
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  Speaker 5: of the bed and the bio rhythms is off. The
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  Speaker 5: other people out there that is driving to work, that's
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  Speaker 5: on their way to school is just getting off is
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  Speaker 5: trying to get that day started. They don't know that,
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  Speaker 5: nor do they need to know that. So what they
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  Speaker 5: want is what they still need from us, is what
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  Speaker 5: we've been given them. So the circumstances, you cannot allow
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  Speaker 5: that to dictate the outcome or the desired effect.
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  Speaker 3: So when life comes along and gives you.
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  Speaker 5: That cold slap that it got for all of us,
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  Speaker 5: and I mean, man, they hit you with that hammer
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  Speaker 5: dead in the face, there are some people somewhere counting
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  Speaker 5: on you to show up and guess what you got
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  Speaker 5: to do. I'm sorry, you got to show up. You
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  Speaker 5: got to show up and show out right because they
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  Speaker 5: don't know. Do you know how many comedians I know, man,
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  Speaker 5: get in an argument backstage or get mad because the
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  Speaker 5: comedian in front of them and went long, and take
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  Speaker 5: that attitude out on stage and start having a bad show,
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  Speaker 5: calls on what happened backstage, and then start talking about
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  Speaker 5: this guy when long he wasn't supposed to do with
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  Speaker 5: twenty minutes he'd been out here forty minutes.
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  Speaker 3: The audience didn't pay for none of that, And they
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  Speaker 3: don't know that. Bruh.
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  Speaker 5: They don't know none of this. And the fact that
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  Speaker 5: you having a bad thing. Ain't got nothing to do
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  Speaker 5: with that. People pay to laugh. Your issue with your contract,
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  Speaker 5: your issue with your manager, your issue with all that
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  Speaker 5: other mess by to give it about that?
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  Speaker 3: The show must go on, crub. We got to show
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  Speaker 3: up and show out. Thank you here.
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  Speaker 1: All right?
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  Speaker 8: Coming up at thirty two minutes after the hour, we'll
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  Speaker 8: hear from a nephew if he runs that prank back.
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  Speaker 8: Right after this, you're listening Save Harvey Morning Show. Hey, everyone,
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  Speaker 8: for the nephew to run that prank back.
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  Speaker 1: Nephew, what you got?
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  Speaker 9: The nephew got something stupid? This right here is are
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  Speaker 9: your lights on? Are your lights on? Hey? It's something
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  Speaker 9: going on with the wiring. But I need you to
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  Speaker 9: turn all your stuff off because it's turning stuff on
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  Speaker 9: in my house. Okay, until we get it situated, just
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  Speaker 9: sit in the dog. Let's go get a dog. Are
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  Speaker 9: your lights on?
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  Speaker 10: Hello?
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  Speaker 6: Hello? Is I'm trying to reach us? Who's calling this Monday?
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  Speaker 6: Can call me Papa, I love. I think I actually
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  Speaker 6: live in the apartment behind you. I think my my
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  Speaker 6: apartments are up against each other. You are you in unit?
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  Speaker 10: Who want to know?
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  Speaker 6: Actually, I'm want to know. I'm calling you. I got
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  Speaker 6: a little bit of a problem. I actually live in,
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  Speaker 6: uh which is the apartment that that's our apartments are
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  Speaker 6: are back to back with each other. And I don't
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  Speaker 6: mean no harm man, but you are right, Yes, Okay,
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  Speaker 6: here's what's going on. It took me a long time
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  Speaker 6: trying to figure this out. But when you come home
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  Speaker 6: in the evening and you turn your lifetme, my my
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  Speaker 6: oven and stove come on, and I'm talking about every
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  Speaker 6: out on my stove is on and burning hot.
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  Speaker 10: How do you know that's because when I turn my life.
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  Speaker 6: Home, I just I mean, I done figured it out.
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  Speaker 6: It just seemed like every time I mean, I hear
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  Speaker 6: you when you close your door, and every evening I'm like,
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  Speaker 6: why is my oven in my stove coming on? And
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  Speaker 6: I'm talking about my whole kitchen just a hundred degrees
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  Speaker 6: in there behind the stove being on like that.
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  Speaker 10: Okay, did you call maintenance?
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  Speaker 6: From my understanding, I'm on the list and they're not
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  Speaker 6: gonna get to me for a couple of days now,
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  Speaker 6: So I'm not I'm asking you, miss, you don't mind
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  Speaker 6: to not have your light's on until they come get
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  Speaker 6: this fix.
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  Speaker 10: Okay, So you asking me not to turn all my
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  Speaker 10: lights for three or four days, and you know, to
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  Speaker 10: sit in the dark.
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  Speaker 6: Well, I'm just saying it's only gonna be for a
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  Speaker 6: couple of days. I know it's a little bit of
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  Speaker 6: an inconvenience, but I mean, I can't be over here
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  Speaker 6: in the house you know, about to burn down.
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  Speaker 10: Are you listening to what you're saying? You're asking me
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  Speaker 10: to sit in the dark. You know I got a baby.
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  Speaker 10: I can't sit in the dark.
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  Speaker 6: Okay. I mean, do y'all have any cameras or something
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  Speaker 6: y'all can work with or something like that.
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  Speaker 10: I have to give my baby food milk. I mean, really,
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  Speaker 10: you want me to sit in the dark? And you
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  Speaker 10: don't want me to turn anything on. You know, I
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  Speaker 10: got to feed my baby.
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  Speaker 6: I understand, and and and much respect to you and
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  Speaker 6: your child, much respect. But what I'm trying to explain
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  Speaker 6: to you is, I mean, we have to look at
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  Speaker 6: the big housard here, the bigger hazard he is is
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  Speaker 6: that I'm over here with fire on.
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  Speaker 10: Okay, first of all, where are you getting this wee from?
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  Speaker 10: How am I involved in your situation? I have nothing
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  Speaker 10: one that's going on in the house.
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  Speaker 6: Your license patched in some kind of way to my
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  Speaker 6: ovens and stove.
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  Speaker 10: Okay, but I still I don't have anything to do
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  Speaker 10: with that. You know, you need to call management whatever.
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  Speaker 10: But I don't have anything.
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  Speaker 11: Any of that.
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  Speaker 10: And I want to know how do you know when
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  Speaker 10: I get home and turn on my lights? I mean, like,
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  Speaker 10: are you looking in my window or something? Are you
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  Speaker 10: a peeping tong? Do I need to call nine one one?
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  Speaker 11: You don't need to call nobody on me.
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  Speaker 6: Now what we need to get somebody over here and
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  Speaker 6: fix this other than the stove. That's what we got
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  Speaker 6: to get done. But until then, right now, you can't
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  Speaker 6: turn them lights off.
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  Speaker 10: Oh I'm turning on my life. I mean I know
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  Speaker 10: you ain't trying to regulate what I do in my house.
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  Speaker 6: I'm persisted. I'm gonna tell you just like this here,
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  Speaker 6: I'm gonna need you to keep them lights off until
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  Speaker 6: meeting this get over here in two days. Now. If
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  Speaker 6: if I see this stove come on and all our
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  Speaker 6: eyes on this on, this soul come on, then I'm
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  Speaker 6: finna come back over there and we're gonna have direct
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  Speaker 6: to fire the problem. But I cannot have this coming on.
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  Speaker 10: So you're threatening me now, I'm not.
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  Speaker 6: No, I'm not, no, I am not. I'm telling you
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  Speaker 6: not to turn the lights off. That's what I'm asking
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  Speaker 6: you to do.
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  Speaker 10: Well, I can't sit in the dark and I'm gonna
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  Speaker 10: turn on my lights. So you know you're gonna have
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  Speaker 10: to deal with it.
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  Speaker 11: No, I'm not.
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  Speaker 6: Gonna deal with it. You're gonna have to actually turn
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  Speaker 6: the lights off. Now, I understand. Do you have somewhere
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  Speaker 6: you can go stay?
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  Speaker 10: Oh? To me, do you have somewhere you can go stay?
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  Speaker 10: I'm not leaving my house. I don't have a problem.
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  Speaker 10: You and the one with the problem.
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  Speaker 11: I'm not going to leave here. And then you turn
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  Speaker 11: it on and then over.
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  Speaker 10: Here and knock on my door. You think you see
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  Speaker 10: fire in your stove, you gonna see some fire. I
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  Speaker 10: can show you some spire.
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  Speaker 6: Okay, listen, I'm trying to with do as calmly as
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  Speaker 6: I can.
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  Speaker 10: Okay, trying to work with me calmly.
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  Speaker 6: Okay.
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  Speaker 10: The only thing you're doing right now is you're trying
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  Speaker 10: to tell me what to do and run my household.
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  Speaker 6: Okay. If you're not gonna work with me, then that's
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  Speaker 6: what I'm gonna do. But already found out where the
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  Speaker 6: break is. I just go and just turn all the
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  Speaker 6: power off.
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  Speaker 11: So you don't have your problem on it off.
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  Speaker 10: Wait a minute, what the number? You can't turn my
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  Speaker 10: break off? Are you crazy?
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  Speaker 11: I got to do what I got to do. I
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  Speaker 11: can't start no fire right here?
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  Speaker 10: You get my phone number anyway? I mean, how you
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  Speaker 10: know my name? My number? Artist? You know what about
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  Speaker 10: to come home? And he gonna put the foot up
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  Speaker 10: your I don't care if he put your in the
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  Speaker 10: up and we set you up on fire. What you
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  Speaker 10: talking about? You're gonna turn the break off?
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  Speaker 6: I'm trying to kill me and prevent a file for
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  Speaker 6: the whole complex. And you're up in there trying to
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  Speaker 6: commit Uh, this is like arson for you to turn
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  Speaker 6: that off.
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  Speaker 10: I don't give you want. You already got a problem,
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  Speaker 10: so I'm just gonna add fuel to the fire. You
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  Speaker 10: call me and again, I want to know how you
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  Speaker 10: got my number.
• 19:42
  Speaker 6: I'm not from the city to go on in this
• 19:44
  Speaker 6: little small turn. Is that we got a problem with
• 19:48
  Speaker 6: your twitch when you turn it on.
• 19:50
  Speaker 11: I don't have a problem on the stove you got.
• 19:53
  Speaker 10: The problem is about to be a bigger problem when
• 19:55
  Speaker 10: my man come over and put a foot up your
• 19:57
  Speaker 10: I don't know who the do you think you with,
• 20:00
  Speaker 10: but it's about to be on. I don't know how
• 20:03
  Speaker 10: you got my number, but you called it wrong today.
• 20:06
  Speaker 6: Okay, fat, I got one more thing I need to
• 20:09
  Speaker 6: say to you.
• 20:09
  Speaker 10: You got to say because I'm tired of listening to you.
• 20:13
  Speaker 6: Are you listening?
• 20:14
  Speaker 10: You ain't saying I want to hear today you're.
• 20:16
  Speaker 6: Calling me with all this It is is nephew tire
• 20:20
  Speaker 6: Me from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You just got
• 20:23
  Speaker 6: pranked by your husband?
• 20:26
  Speaker 10: Are you wait a minute? Hold up? This is who.
• 20:31
  Speaker 6: This is, Nephew tire Me from the Steve Hobby Morning Show.
• 20:34
  Speaker 6: Your husband got meet the prank phone call you?
• 20:38
  Speaker 10: Are you serious? Is it for real. I don't believe it.
• 20:46
  Speaker 10: I can't believe you, right, I know I was ready
• 20:49
  Speaker 10: to put a foot up in somebody. I don't believe
• 20:55
  Speaker 10: I just got pumped like this.
• 20:57
  Speaker 6: Okay, I gotta ask you one more thing. It is
• 21:00
  Speaker 6: the baddest I'm talking about the baddest radio show in the.
• 21:03
  Speaker 10: Land, the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You got it?
• 21:07
  Speaker 9: Come on, man, get a prank of some, give them
• 21:10
  Speaker 9: the prank house some. Let's get this thing, stupid kronk. Okay,
• 21:16
  Speaker 9: I'll be back at an hour.
• 21:18
  Speaker 1: Yes, all right, nephew, thank you.
• 21:20
  Speaker 8: Coming up next, ask the COLO, our chief love Officer,
• 21:23
  Speaker 8: Steve Harvey in the building right after this.
• 21:27
  Speaker 3: Yo, this is Jamie Fox.
• 21:29
  Speaker 1: This is Kim Whitley.
• 21:29
  Speaker 8: You already know what it is, measurement chieko bean, and
• 21:31
  Speaker 8: you are now listening to the Steve Horvey Morning Show.
• 21:34
  Speaker 1: You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 21:42
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• 22:11
  Speaker 8: It is time to ask the CLO Chief Love Officer,
• 22:15
  Speaker 8: Steve Harvey.
• 22:16
  Speaker 1: Here we go.
• 22:17
  Speaker 8: Shannon in Toledo writes, my husband went to stay with
• 22:21
  Speaker 8: his brother a month ago because I kept nagging him
• 22:24
  Speaker 8: about drinking alcohol. He started drinking through the week and
• 22:28
  Speaker 8: it made him mean and ornery, so I removed it
• 22:31
  Speaker 8: from the house. Did he leave because of the alcohol
• 22:35
  Speaker 8: or because I tried to manipulate the situation?
• 22:38
  Speaker 1: Will it come back?
• 22:40
  Speaker 3: Well?
• 22:40
  Speaker 5: Both of both. Yeah, he loved for both reasons. Alcohol
• 22:45
  Speaker 5: and you try to manipulate the situation. You got it
• 22:48
  Speaker 5: on ahead, Well what's the problem?
• 22:52
  Speaker 3: You already know what happened? Yeah, you know what. You
• 22:54
  Speaker 3: know what I'm saying.
• 22:56
  Speaker 5: Please, you got a problem, and the problem is bigger
• 23:01
  Speaker 5: then he can hell it. So now he went over
• 23:03
  Speaker 5: his brother's house because his brother over there day, both
• 23:07
  Speaker 5: of them.
• 23:07
  Speaker 1: Drinking drinking together.
• 23:09
  Speaker 5: Yeah, brother ain't gonna tell him what to do, and
• 23:11
  Speaker 5: they talking about you they got the game on, they
• 23:18
  Speaker 5: fall asleep on the couch.
• 23:21
  Speaker 3: He had his brother, How so bro going in here?
• 23:25
  Speaker 9: Yeah?
• 23:25
  Speaker 3: I'm being here.
• 23:27
  Speaker 5: See, don't nobody never ask your brother? Will ask him?
• 23:30
  Speaker 5: Why don't you get up off the couch and come
• 23:32
  Speaker 5: and get into bed?
• 23:33
  Speaker 3: His brother? Don't say that? Brother right on that couch.
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Why do you drink so much?
• 23:40
  Speaker 3: He don't. He don't throw nothing. What I'm drinking so
• 23:48
  Speaker 3: much because I'm thirsty?
• 23:51
  Speaker 1: Brother never asked them that. So is he gonna come back?
• 23:55
  Speaker 1: She wants to know. Shannon wants to know is he
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: coming back?
• 23:57
  Speaker 3: Do you want the alcoholic back behind out?
• 24:01
  Speaker 1: Oh?
• 24:02
  Speaker 3: Don't do it, girl, Man got some help. You need
• 24:04
  Speaker 3: to get some help, all right.
• 24:06
  Speaker 8: Moving on to Beverly and Detroit. Beverly says, I'm dating
• 24:10
  Speaker 8: a man that knew I was dating a lady when
• 24:12
  Speaker 8: he met me. We have all shared a bed numerous times,
• 24:15
  Speaker 8: and she decided she didn't want to share me with him,
• 24:18
  Speaker 8: so she moved on. I just found out that they
• 24:21
  Speaker 8: moved on without me, and they've been messing around.
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: He says, it's all my fault. How is it my fault?
• 24:30
  Speaker 5: Because when he started seeing you, you introduced him to her.
• 24:37
  Speaker 3: You can't share a bed. We can't share a bed unless.
• 24:40
  Speaker 5: You let us. You let us, You ruined me. I
• 24:47
  Speaker 5: was fine. Now you don't introduce me to her, And
• 24:53
  Speaker 5: now guess what I like her?
• 24:59
  Speaker 1: She's my.
• 25:01
  Speaker 3: I see what you see? You know what you're right.
• 25:08
  Speaker 5: And see y'all y'all kill me. People get themselves in
• 25:13
  Speaker 5: these situations. That's not normal. And then all of a
• 25:18
  Speaker 5: sudden you walk to the situation. You be stunned when
• 25:21
  Speaker 5: you had these abnormal results. How can he and her
• 25:26
  Speaker 5: go move on? All three of y'all were together. He
• 25:29
  Speaker 5: made a decision, obviously her better than him. She told
• 25:37
  Speaker 5: you she didn't want to share you no more, So
• 25:40
  Speaker 5: she moved on. He said, I don't want to share
• 25:45
  Speaker 5: you no more. He moved on.
• 25:50
  Speaker 3: Why you leave?
• 25:51
  Speaker 5: I didn't want to share her while you leave, I
• 25:53
  Speaker 5: ain't want to share what you want to do lest
• 25:55
  Speaker 5: she don't want another.
• 25:56
  Speaker 12: Sharing carry carry. So that's how it's your fault. Okay, Beverly, exactly.
• 26:09
  Speaker 9: All right.
• 26:10
  Speaker 8: Moving on to Jamila and Fort Lauderdale, Jamila writes, I
• 26:13
  Speaker 8: let my sister and her husband put a bunch of
• 26:15
  Speaker 8: meat in our deep freezer temporarily and during the storm.
• 26:19
  Speaker 8: We had a power outage and the meat spoiled. They
• 26:22
  Speaker 8: expect they expect us to pay them back for the
• 26:25
  Speaker 8: meat because we got an insurance check for other damages.
• 26:29
  Speaker 8: Do we owe them any money for their meat?
• 26:31
  Speaker 1: Wow?
• 26:33
  Speaker 5: Black folks right, shared meat, So y'all got an insurance.
• 26:40
  Speaker 3: That's the problem.
• 26:43
  Speaker 5: You not only shared your deep freezer, you shared the
• 26:48
  Speaker 5: information that you all got a check.
• 26:51
  Speaker 1: Yep, she said for other stuff.
• 26:53
  Speaker 3: You need to replace our meat that active nature.
• 27:05
  Speaker 1: And here go your meat that's cold.
• 27:08
  Speaker 3: It got messed up in the storm.
• 27:09
  Speaker 5: But how you all expecting somebody to replace your meat?
• 27:15
  Speaker 3: The nasty oxtails.
• 27:16
  Speaker 1: You want to.
• 27:20
  Speaker 5: Sitting up in here, you know, froze up the roll.
• 27:23
  Speaker 5: Now you want us to pay half of chicken in
• 27:29
  Speaker 5: now and some dressing from last Thanksgiving? You want us
• 27:33
  Speaker 5: to We ain't doing that. See, y'all get your own.
• 27:40
  Speaker 5: Let me ask y'all something i'mout do. A freezer costs,
• 27:42
  Speaker 5: you know, the one that put it in the.
• 27:44
  Speaker 13: Garage, three hundred dollars for wanting to go in the garage.
• 27:49
  Speaker 13: Uh yeah, Now y'all want to get repaid. The only
• 27:54
  Speaker 13: reason you asked for the money back because you know
• 27:56
  Speaker 13: they got insurance checked the replacement day.
• 27:59
  Speaker 3: They did not come same. Y'all's meat.
• 28:03
  Speaker 1: I have not seen.
• 28:06
  Speaker 5: I have never seen an insurance policy.
• 28:09
  Speaker 3: We're frozen meat.
• 28:11
  Speaker 1: In it, that's right, Steve.
• 28:14
  Speaker 5: We can't know what you had in your freezer. Now
• 28:19
  Speaker 5: we replace the freezer, do we not replacing ketch up
• 28:24
  Speaker 5: and all that.
• 28:30
  Speaker 3: You have in there? Ma'am?
• 28:32
  Speaker 5: Meat ain't nobody that's gonna break the family up. I'm
• 28:35
  Speaker 5: telling you, well, bye, the family broke, all right, the
• 28:42
  Speaker 5: whole refrigerator floating down the street, and you want to
• 28:45
  Speaker 5: pay you for the meat that.
• 28:46
  Speaker 3: Was in it?
• 28:47
  Speaker 2: Right?
• 28:48
  Speaker 6: All right?
• 28:49
  Speaker 1: Last one?
• 28:50
  Speaker 8: Moving on to a Kayla in East Saint Louis. Kayla says,
• 28:53
  Speaker 8: my husband and I are hosting Christmas dinner for his
• 28:56
  Speaker 8: mother and her new boyfriend. My husband doesn't like the
• 28:59
  Speaker 8: boyfriend because he's arrogant and like to brag. I think
• 29:03
  Speaker 8: he's intriguing and my husband is probably just jealous. How
• 29:07
  Speaker 8: do I change my husband's perspective before he ruins Christmas?
• 29:12
  Speaker 3: He don't like the dude dating his mama.
• 29:17
  Speaker 6: That's what it is.
• 29:19
  Speaker 3: That's all this.
• 29:22
  Speaker 5: What he do?
• 29:23
  Speaker 3: Yeah what he bragging him out?
• 29:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 29:25
  Speaker 3: You know, boy, I hear your mama. We nothing.
• 29:36
  Speaker 5: Boy, Let me tell you some when I'm in there
• 29:37
  Speaker 5: with your mama Christmas Christmas. Yeah, I couldn't have forgot
• 29:47
  Speaker 5: all about your daddy.
• 29:52
  Speaker 3: Your daddy who? Okay that sounds a whip.
• 30:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, cello, thank you, great job today.
• 30:07
  Speaker 3: This is Steve Harbin Martin Show Man. Why do we
• 30:09
  Speaker 3: have a radio show? Then we're gonna do it right?
• 30:13
  Speaker 9: Listen to your that's stupid, stupid, That's what I'm talking about.
• 30:18
  Speaker 3: Boy, say that man? Why do we say that show?
• 30:23
  Speaker 3: If we're gonna be right? Show coming up right after.
• 30:27
  Speaker 8: You're listening, Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 30:36
  Speaker 1: All right, here we go. It is time for Junior's
• 30:39
  Speaker 1: truth be told.
• 30:40
  Speaker 7: Yeah, Sureley, you know in the same vein of Halloween.
• 30:45
  Speaker 7: Oh okay, in the same vein you know when you
• 30:48
  Speaker 7: trick or treating. Yeah, we should be able to recognize
• 30:52
  Speaker 7: what you are when you come to the dough.
• 30:56
  Speaker 2: Costume.
• 30:56
  Speaker 7: We need to know off the bat. Okay, if you
• 30:59
  Speaker 7: a ghost, you a ghost. If you're a god, then
• 31:02
  Speaker 7: you a god.
• 31:03
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 31:03
  Speaker 7: Don't come to my door with these black costumes that I.
• 31:07
  Speaker 3: Don't really recognize. All these hood out.
• 31:10
  Speaker 7: These hood out fish like you got twenty five dollars
• 31:13
  Speaker 7: and thirty three cents.
• 31:14
  Speaker 2: What is you?
• 31:14
  Speaker 7: I'm a fool stamp. You ain't coming to my door
• 31:20
  Speaker 7: dressed like this. You know I don't need a constole
• 31:23
  Speaker 7: come to the door. You try to support papers.
• 31:25
  Speaker 3: I don't.
• 31:26
  Speaker 7: I don't really want to kill to that.
• 31:29
  Speaker 1: I'm not giving to that. You know you're not coming
• 31:33
  Speaker 1: over here?
• 31:33
  Speaker 6: Is that?
• 31:34
  Speaker 2: What is you?
• 31:35
  Speaker 7: A box fan? You can't be a box fan coming
• 31:38
  Speaker 7: to me. You got one blade? You spending I'm not
• 31:41
  Speaker 7: fitna be given to that.
• 31:46
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm judging the cost.
• 31:47
  Speaker 7: I want to scare yourself, blacket. You know, you know ghosts,
• 31:51
  Speaker 7: you know god that you know you can't be all
• 31:54
  Speaker 7: this other stuff?
• 31:54
  Speaker 1: Nobody. Do you know what I'm saying? You want a zombie?
• 31:57
  Speaker 6: Yeah?
• 31:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you know?
• 31:59
  Speaker 1: You forty five? You by yourself?
• 32:01
  Speaker 9: What are you?
• 32:01
  Speaker 3: A baby?
• 32:01
  Speaker 7: Daddy ain't and my dough. I'm not fit to have
• 32:08
  Speaker 7: that and my dough. I just want to let y'all
• 32:11
  Speaker 7: know if you come over here, I'm turning my light
• 32:13
  Speaker 7: out of You're not getting no.
• 32:14
  Speaker 1: Can you know what?
• 32:16
  Speaker 2: Man?
• 32:20
  Speaker 7: No, you can't be over there as a bottle flitch
• 32:24
  Speaker 7: flitch my fliga bull.
• 32:25
  Speaker 1: Now you come to the door and it's twelve of.
• 32:27
  Speaker 3: Y'all, just one a dot and twelve kids. And I
• 32:29
  Speaker 3: asked you what you is.
• 32:30
  Speaker 1: You can't say I'm a baby mine.
• 32:32
  Speaker 7: You can't be at my dough all the kids, different heights,
• 32:37
  Speaker 7: different ages. What is y'all a baby mama?
• 32:40
  Speaker 6: Well?
• 32:40
  Speaker 1: For why why would you missus Halloween?
• 32:43
  Speaker 5: Hood costumes, different union? Yeah, I know you come up
• 32:47
  Speaker 5: to the door. You gotta fall all over you. Who
• 32:49
  Speaker 5: are you altr man? I'm a sower.
• 32:58
  Speaker 7: Well, you got some styrofoam already at your waist and
• 33:00
  Speaker 7: some illuming over you, then you can be a to
• 33:03
  Speaker 7: go play.
• 33:03
  Speaker 1: You don't walk.
• 33:08
  Speaker 7: I don't want some costumes at my top.
• 33:11
  Speaker 1: That's just the truth.
• 33:12
  Speaker 3: I just got you.
• 33:13
  Speaker 5: You got dunk tape wrapped around your shoes. You come
• 33:17
  Speaker 5: up there and just tell me you.
• 33:18
  Speaker 9: Home so I can just put a whole bunch of
• 33:23
  Speaker 9: white lotion on me Jr. And say I'm a perm
• 33:26
  Speaker 9: when I'm.
• 33:29
  Speaker 3: I'm a pair. That's all I'm saying. We don't want
• 33:36
  Speaker 3: to see that this year. You want some Yeah, I
• 33:41
  Speaker 3: want some scary.
• 33:42
  Speaker 5: Can't walk up to the door and you got six
• 33:44
  Speaker 5: little girls with you, and they held them. They're talking
• 33:46
  Speaker 5: about what is you.
• 33:47
  Speaker 3: I'm a pimp.
• 33:51
  Speaker 1: Comes too much, that's what. That's hood stuff.
• 33:55
  Speaker 5: That just this little boy along round T shirt on,
• 33:59
  Speaker 5: he talking about he you p all you got.
• 34:03
  Speaker 1: Y'all come in to brown dude, y'all come in to you.
• 34:05
  Speaker 3: Come to the door.
• 34:06
  Speaker 1: You're brown man.
• 34:07
  Speaker 7: You got your child, but you got two cardboards.
• 34:10
  Speaker 3: They both got two cardboard boxes. What you we TV sets?
• 34:17
  Speaker 1: Take your crow.
• 34:20
  Speaker 5: About.
• 34:20
  Speaker 9: I'm about some right here. I put on a long
• 34:22
  Speaker 9: white down dingy and and I'm a I'm a chip.
• 34:29
  Speaker 4: I'm a.
• 34:31
  Speaker 1: Man somewhere.
• 34:33
  Speaker 3: You just walk up do and you got your pajamas on?
• 34:36
  Speaker 13: What are you?
• 34:36
  Speaker 3: Little girl? I'm a praise damn.
• 34:44
  Speaker 2: Wow.
• 34:45
  Speaker 1: I didn't step the costumes up. Yeah, don't be laized
• 34:49
  Speaker 1: on the costume. Yeah, created in yourself, not on the door.
• 34:56
  Speaker 1: You just knock on those little fello knock on the door.
• 34:58
  Speaker 1: And you know he ain't got no costume.
• 35:00
  Speaker 5: Who was you?
• 35:00
  Speaker 6: I'm me?
• 35:01
  Speaker 9: I'm hungry, okay, Junior Jarridy's shirt raggedy, had grease all
• 35:09
  Speaker 9: over my face.
• 35:10
  Speaker 3: I'm a shade tree mechanic. Do that work?
• 35:12
  Speaker 6: No?
• 35:13
  Speaker 1: No food, no, no, I'm letting it down on the coner.
• 35:19
  Speaker 6: You know what.
• 35:24
  Speaker 1: That's all I'm saying O Happy Halloween.
• 35:30
  Speaker 3: Steve Robin Martin show Man. If he was gonna commit
• 35:33
  Speaker 3: a robbery? Who would you do with Shirley a caller?
• 35:36
  Speaker 3: How would you?
• 35:37
  Speaker 5: Why we're here, Colin, hands down, We stopped ask this question.
• 35:45
  Speaker 5: Sharley got cop problem. First of all, she don't cuss. Now,
• 35:48
  Speaker 5: how we gonna get everybody in the slow as a
• 35:50
  Speaker 5: robb And you don't want.
• 35:52
  Speaker 1: To cuff guys, we need everyone to get on the floor.
• 35:56
  Speaker 5: No, you need somebody to cuss. That's how you get
• 35:58
  Speaker 5: him in the flow. That's the first problem.
• 36:01
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 36:02
  Speaker 5: Secondly, when I hollered ever By it down. Then here
• 36:07
  Speaker 5: comes the correction Steve, it's everyone Okay, Now we got
• 36:12
  Speaker 5: another problem. And then number three, she's scary. Yeah, she's
• 36:17
  Speaker 5: just a real scary person. And then she bugy she
• 36:24
  Speaker 5: all at the robbery with heels on and stuff, got
• 36:28
  Speaker 5: a mid drift top.
• 36:29
  Speaker 3: On and all this heit What are you doing?
• 36:31
  Speaker 2: Crop?
• 36:35
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I though.
• 36:39
  Speaker 5: I need calling somebody in. There's gonna be hood. And
• 36:42
  Speaker 5: then the last thing, Sureley too honest, Yes it was us.
• 36:49
  Speaker 5: What we don't have video, It's okay, it was us.
• 36:54
  Speaker 5: I cannot lie. Yeah, calling being that line got a man,
• 37:00
  Speaker 5: ask the trust. Everybody out shot somebody in the leg.
• 37:04
  Speaker 5: We're gonna come out of it?
• 37:06
  Speaker 11: Was it you leg?
• 37:08
  Speaker 3: No, that's her favorite word. Allegedly, you're only don't tell
• 37:12
  Speaker 3: the truth. Steve Harby Moore. She'll come up right up to.
• 37:16
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• 37:54
  Speaker 1: Time out for a round of would you rather here
• 37:56
  Speaker 1: we go?
• 37:57
  Speaker 8: Would you rather be alone a lie alone for the
• 38:01
  Speaker 8: next five years or never be alone for the next
• 38:06
  Speaker 8: five years?
• 38:08
  Speaker 3: Was like, just nobody don nobody at all us alone.
• 38:14
  Speaker 1: That would be the very definition.
• 38:17
  Speaker 5: Don't give me wrong. I'm gonna get b I got
• 38:20
  Speaker 5: so I got sleep with somebody I think got me
• 38:23
  Speaker 5: a lot of times.
• 38:24
  Speaker 3: I can't. I can't just be with me, I get
• 38:31
  Speaker 3: I don't. Yeah, I don't talk back enough to myself. Okay,
• 38:42
  Speaker 3: all right.
• 38:44
  Speaker 1: Would you rather be the richest person in the world? Hey, Hey, okay, hey,
• 38:53
  Speaker 1: I don't get what b.
• 38:57
  Speaker 6: B is.
• 38:58
  Speaker 1: Would you rather be the smartest in the world.
• 39:04
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I want to be the smartest person. I'm offended.
• 39:07
  Speaker 5: I watched Jeopardy at that time, when that dude had
• 39:10
  Speaker 5: won nineteen times in a row.
• 39:11
  Speaker 3: I was offended the entire time. Why what stupid?
• 39:16
  Speaker 5: You ain't ride no bike when you was a little boy.
• 39:18
  Speaker 5: Where was your truck at? You don't date nobody? Couse
• 39:22
  Speaker 5: for you to know that much?
• 39:24
  Speaker 1: He didn't have a childhood, don't I.
• 39:26
  Speaker 3: Mean, don't he knew everything? Just you knew everything.
• 39:32
  Speaker 1: I was offended mart very much.
• 39:36
  Speaker 8: So all right, moving on to would you rather have
• 39:40
  Speaker 8: sex the night before? Or would you rather wake up.
• 39:44
  Speaker 1: To sex a andy the night before?
• 39:49
  Speaker 3: The night before?
• 39:50
  Speaker 1: What the night before?
• 39:52
  Speaker 11: Just before?
• 39:53
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 39:53
  Speaker 1: At night? Would you rather have a sex?
• 39:56
  Speaker 3: Usually up? I got to go, so I'll take it
• 39:58
  Speaker 3: at night.
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  Speaker 1: You're taking it.
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  Speaker 3: It don't really matter as long as it's happening.
• 40:05
  Speaker 1: Just okay, now, that's what.
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  Speaker 3: I don't really have to go to sleep. I would
• 40:10
  Speaker 3: really be put to sleep.
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  Speaker 6: All right.
• 40:17
  Speaker 8: Last one, guys, here's a Halloween question. Would you rather
• 40:20
  Speaker 8: spend Halloween night at a funeral home? Or would you
• 40:24
  Speaker 8: rather spend Halloween night at a cemetery?
• 40:28
  Speaker 3: They all did in him. No, give me that cemetery.
• 40:32
  Speaker 9: theF people at the funeral home, they be moving still, man,
• 40:35
  Speaker 9: I'm gonna be outside.
• 40:36
  Speaker 5: No, you can run at the cemetery. You might slam
• 40:40
  Speaker 5: up into a couple of tubes, but I'm not finn
• 40:42
  Speaker 5: to be in here and hear noises could.
• 40:47
  Speaker 1: Funeral home?
• 40:48
  Speaker 5: When your funeral director come back that morning, he's gonna
• 40:51
  Speaker 5: put all the bodies back up.
• 40:55
  Speaker 3: Who told these curtains down? Like killing on the wall?
• 41:02
  Speaker 11: What's going on?
• 41:03
  Speaker 1: This is your boy, Kevin Hart. This is Ericabadu he
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  Speaker 14: Cedric d entertainer. And you're listening to the Steve Harvey
• 41:13
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  Speaker 15: My question is I've been in a relationship for a
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  Speaker 15: couple of years now, and I love him dearly and
• 41:46
  Speaker 15: I would do anything in the world for him, but
• 41:48
  Speaker 15: I just don't seem to know how to talk to
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  Speaker 15: him about Bill. It seems like I pay for everything,
• 41:54
  Speaker 15: I pay rent, I pay life Jazz, I pay for
• 41:57
  Speaker 15: a phone, I pay everything, and he does work and
• 42:00
  Speaker 15: he doesn't make money. But it just seems like he's
• 42:03
  Speaker 15: all that fall I mean, and I like to know
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  Speaker 15: how I can get the courage to just talk to
• 42:09
  Speaker 15: him and sit him down. I just don't know how
• 42:13
  Speaker 15: to do that, and I can really use your advice.
• 42:15
  Speaker 15: Thanks very much.
• 42:17
  Speaker 5: Well, you know what, in the very beginning you said,
• 42:21
  Speaker 5: I love him dearly and I would do anything for him,
• 42:24
  Speaker 5: And that's exactly what you are. You're doing everything for him,
• 42:30
  Speaker 5: including enabling him and taking care of him again. So
• 42:35
  Speaker 5: now if you would do anything for him, I think
• 42:39
  Speaker 5: your bigger question would be is what is he willing
• 42:41
  Speaker 5: to do for you what kind of one side of
• 42:45
  Speaker 5: relationship have you signed up for? So now, ma'am, it's
• 42:49
  Speaker 5: not about the courage. It's not courage you need. It's
• 42:53
  Speaker 5: standards that you need.
• 42:56
  Speaker 3: You need, you need a sense of who you are.
• 43:02
  Speaker 3: You need some self value, some self esteem. It's what
• 43:05
  Speaker 3: you need. You don't need courage, you need self esteem.
• 43:09
  Speaker 5: You pay all the bills, you love him, when you
• 43:13
  Speaker 5: would do anything for him.
• 43:15
  Speaker 3: Why ain't he Why ain't he chipping in?
• 43:18
  Speaker 1: Because he's working? She said, he works.
• 43:22
  Speaker 5: Yeah, but you said all of it falls on you,
• 43:26
  Speaker 5: including him at night, so he just gets all of it.
• 43:33
  Speaker 3: Ma'am, this ain't about courage.
• 43:36
  Speaker 5: It's about self worth, value and self esteem, and it's
• 43:40
  Speaker 5: about you stop.
• 43:42
  Speaker 3: Get this is this is borderline that this this is
• 43:46
  Speaker 3: not right and you know it, but he know it too.
• 43:50
  Speaker 5: But you can't allow this man to take advantage of
• 43:53
  Speaker 5: you because I think he knows you will do anything
• 43:55
  Speaker 5: for him. Come on, ma'am, you gotta sit down and
• 43:59
  Speaker 5: go hey, listen, this is the way it has to
• 44:02
  Speaker 5: work moving forward. When you get paid and I get paid,
• 44:06
  Speaker 5: these are the bills that we're splitting. If that's how
• 44:09
  Speaker 5: you're gonna do it. But then let me explain something
• 44:11
  Speaker 5: to you. You're not going to have a man that's
• 44:14
  Speaker 5: willing to take care of me because he's proven that.
• 44:18
  Speaker 3: What kind of man do that? What kind of man don't?
• 44:20
  Speaker 3: I'm sorry, man's.
• 44:25
  Speaker 5: Man, and I don't care what new fangal relationships y'all
• 44:30
  Speaker 5: come up with. It's a man's job and obligation to
• 44:34
  Speaker 5: take care of whoever he loves.
• 44:36
  Speaker 3: That's our job.
• 44:38
  Speaker 5: I'm sorry, because y'all let Instagram or some new fangle
• 44:43
  Speaker 5: thing come along. It's your job as a man to
• 44:46
  Speaker 5: take care of those you love. That's your that's your
• 44:50
  Speaker 5: responsibility a man. Yeah, you don't.
• 44:54
  Speaker 3: You don't get to shuck that because you don't feel
• 44:57
  Speaker 3: like it.
• 44:57
  Speaker 1: No, no, sorry, all right, let's.
• 45:00
  Speaker 8: Get another color in. This is Sharon calling about her
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  Speaker 8: three year old grandson Steve.
• 45:05
  Speaker 10: Good morning, Steve.
• 45:06
  Speaker 16: My name is Sharence and I have a little genius
• 45:10
  Speaker 16: which is my grandson that.
• 45:12
  Speaker 10: I would like for you to talk to.
• 45:14
  Speaker 16: Three years old.
• 45:16
  Speaker 3: He knows all the planets in the universe.
• 45:18
  Speaker 6: He can tell you how much miles there are, you
• 45:20
  Speaker 6: can tell you the different size there.
• 45:24
  Speaker 11: And he's only three years old.
• 45:26
  Speaker 3: His name is Kale and he is rarely a gift
• 45:30
  Speaker 3: from God.
• 45:31
  Speaker 5: You know what, baby? Everybody think they grandbaby is a
• 45:34
  Speaker 5: gift from God. Ain'tybody for you gonna talk to his?
• 45:36
  Speaker 5: A little nutty. I don't really know how planning and
• 45:40
  Speaker 5: I'll give it how many planets he is and how
• 45:42
  Speaker 5: far they are away from each other.
• 45:44
  Speaker 3: You need to get his in there and get party trained.
• 45:47
  Speaker 5: Sitting the bing there, peeing on hisself and Steve Boobo
• 45:50
  Speaker 5: and India.
• 45:50
  Speaker 3: That's what he doing. You need to learn something like that.
• 45:54
  Speaker 5: And everybody think they baby smart just because your baby
• 45:57
  Speaker 5: smarter than you, don't make the baby smart.
• 46:00
  Speaker 3: Shitting up in here sucking his thumb.
• 46:03
  Speaker 1: Sorry, Sharon coming up with Gus nephew coming up with.
• 46:10
  Speaker 3: Talking to three year old.
• 46:12
  Speaker 2: Right after this.
• 46:13
  Speaker 8: You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Coming up
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• 46:45
  Speaker 8: now the nephew is here with today's prank phone call.
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  Speaker 1: What you got for his nest?
• 46:49
  Speaker 3: You ain't foul and you ain't getting no money. Now
• 46:55
  Speaker 3: let's go cat up.
• 46:59
  Speaker 9: I'm trying to reach you, Glinda An Please, how you doing.
• 47:03
  Speaker 9: My name is Brad. I'm actually with the A and
• 47:07
  Speaker 9: C Department Accidents and Conditions. Wanted to give you a
• 47:10
  Speaker 9: call and see how you're doing this morning?
• 47:13
  Speaker 3: Great? Great?
• 47:14
  Speaker 9: Now, I am the uh the Accident and condition coordinated,
• 47:19
  Speaker 9: the last person that to goes to before actually issuing
• 47:21
  Speaker 9: out a check, and just wanted to give you a
• 47:24
  Speaker 9: call and see how everything is going going. Have you
• 47:27
  Speaker 9: Have you been to the doctor on your fall and
• 47:29
  Speaker 9: just wanted to do a follow up with you and
• 47:32
  Speaker 9: make sure everything is okay.
• 47:34
  Speaker 16: Yeah, everything is just fine.
• 47:35
  Speaker 6: Thank you.
• 47:36
  Speaker 9: Have you needed to do any any rehabilitation work or
• 47:39
  Speaker 9: anything like that. This is just a random procedure of
• 47:42
  Speaker 9: all the notes that I have to write down, and
• 47:44
  Speaker 9: like I said, this is the final step of getting
• 47:47
  Speaker 9: you out of check. Now, the last heard if you
• 47:50
  Speaker 9: were offered two thousand dollars?
• 47:51
  Speaker 3: Is that correct?
• 47:52
  Speaker 16: If you were there, you go as to the supervis
• 47:55
  Speaker 16: you wouldn't know all that if you were there.
• 47:58
  Speaker 5: Okay, well, I'm just gonna have to file that I have, man,
• 48:01
  Speaker 5: I don't have everything wrote down.
• 48:03
  Speaker 16: That's what they offer.
• 48:05
  Speaker 9: Okay, Well, listen, here's what we're doing. I've also been
• 48:09
  Speaker 9: brought some other records. Is this the first time you've
• 48:12
  Speaker 9: actually had an incident like this? What is this the
• 48:17
  Speaker 9: first time you've had an incident of actually falling?
• 48:20
  Speaker 16: Yeah, yeah, that's my first time.
• 48:22
  Speaker 9: Okay, Well, actually, what we're doing looking over the records here,
• 48:28
  Speaker 9: I've got some actual incidents that it seems like you've
• 48:31
  Speaker 9: actually fallen several times in other places. And what I'm
• 48:37
  Speaker 9: having to do here, ma'am, is let you know that
• 48:40
  Speaker 9: I am not going to sign off on this at all.
• 48:43
  Speaker 9: So the money that has meant offered to you, I
• 48:46
  Speaker 9: am no longer going to be. I'm not going to
• 48:48
  Speaker 9: confirm this check to go out to you. I don't
• 48:51
  Speaker 9: think that there's anything wrong with you. I don't think
• 48:54
  Speaker 9: that you have a problem. I think that there's something
• 48:56
  Speaker 9: that you deliberately did in one of our stores.
• 49:00
  Speaker 16: I could cure less about what you think. What happened
• 49:04
  Speaker 16: was that you was on the floor. I feel I'm
• 49:07
  Speaker 16: they're gonna have to pay for the claim either way
• 49:09
  Speaker 16: it go.
• 49:10
  Speaker 9: No, we're not gonna actually, ma'am. What I'm gonna have
• 49:12
  Speaker 9: to do is get you to come down and sign uh.
• 49:15
  Speaker 16: An agreement coming in nowhere.
• 49:17
  Speaker 9: Yes, I'm gonna need you to come down and sign
• 49:19
  Speaker 9: an agreement that you actually made this whole.
• 49:22
  Speaker 3: Thing up, and I need that.
• 49:24
  Speaker 16: I'm not coming nowhere.
• 49:26
  Speaker 9: Look, ma'am, I don't care if you come down or
• 49:28
  Speaker 9: I have to come down and haul your tin, because
• 49:30
  Speaker 9: I'm not signing over a check to you for somebody
• 49:33
  Speaker 9: that deliberately laid down in the floor and act like
• 49:35
  Speaker 9: something was.
• 49:36
  Speaker 3: Wrong with them.
• 49:36
  Speaker 16: Good mine deliberately done it. How exactly it was. Witnesses,
• 49:43
  Speaker 16: you need to talk to them.
• 49:44
  Speaker 3: I've spoken to every witness and you know what, man, everyone.
• 49:47
  Speaker 16: Thanks to every witness. Because my friend was there. You
• 49:51
  Speaker 16: have spoken to her.
• 49:52
  Speaker 3: There's a lot of people that assume that you're lying.
• 49:55
  Speaker 16: Well, I don't care what they assume.
• 49:58
  Speaker 3: Man, let me explain something. We can take this thing further.
• 50:01
  Speaker 9: I even have you on video actually deliberately laying down
• 50:05
  Speaker 9: in the middle of.
• 50:06
  Speaker 3: The floor as if you have no I am not, ma'am.
• 50:12
  Speaker 9: We're not going to give you two thousand. We're not
• 50:14
  Speaker 9: going to give you two dollars. What's my name is,
• 50:17
  Speaker 9: Brad with the A n C Department.
• 50:19
  Speaker 16: Well, you want him job too much because you're a fool.
• 50:22
  Speaker 9: No, No, I'm not a fool. I want to make
• 50:24
  Speaker 9: sure that you understand. I want to make sure that
• 50:26
  Speaker 9: you understand that this is not something that you can
• 50:31
  Speaker 9: do or continue to do.
• 50:33
  Speaker 3: Now.
• 50:33
  Speaker 9: I want to hear it out of your mouth. You
• 50:35
  Speaker 9: tell me, did you lay down on that floor deliberately?
• 50:38
  Speaker 16: You claim you think I'm finished city here and tell
• 50:41
  Speaker 16: you I deliberately laid down in the floor.
• 50:44
  Speaker 3: Oh am, I crazy crazy for you to sit here
• 50:47
  Speaker 3: and tell.
• 50:48
  Speaker 16: Me then to sell that it as all.
• 50:52
  Speaker 9: No, deliberately laid down on that floor, and you're deliberately
• 50:56
  Speaker 9: trying to get two thousand dollars worth of money that
• 50:58
  Speaker 9: does not belong to you.
• 50:59
  Speaker 16: What you just reviewed the tape then and you will
• 51:03
  Speaker 16: see what he.
• 51:04
  Speaker 3: Would you like for me to get authorities to come over,
• 51:06
  Speaker 3: ma'am and bring you in, because what.
• 51:10
  Speaker 16: You get get whether you want to get it.
• 51:12
  Speaker 3: If I need to send authorities.
• 51:14
  Speaker 16: Down there, you send them over here. I'm not scared
• 51:18
  Speaker 16: of them either.
• 51:19
  Speaker 9: I'm they're gonna bring you in and you're gonna sign
• 51:24
  Speaker 9: this form I have that deliberately lay down on that floor.
• 51:27
  Speaker 3: You a food the nerve of you black people.
• 51:31
  Speaker 16: I'm not coming in. I'm not signing nothing. Now. What
• 51:34
  Speaker 16: you tell, ma'am, I don't know. I ain't never heard that.
• 51:38
  Speaker 16: You come, ma'am.
• 51:39
  Speaker 9: Now, I want you to bring your little now black
• 51:42
  Speaker 9: behind in here so we can get this stuff rectified
• 51:44
  Speaker 9: as what I want done.
• 51:45
  Speaker 16: Are you crazy? Her tasker? You ain't the sharpest tool
• 51:49
  Speaker 16: in the shade. I tell you that I am not
• 51:52
  Speaker 16: coming in. I don't know what I would have to
• 51:54
  Speaker 16: come in thought.
• 51:55
  Speaker 9: I want you to sign a form that you deliberately
• 51:58
  Speaker 9: laid down on this floor, and it was all fictious.
• 52:00
  Speaker 16: No wonder would I do something like that and then
• 52:04
  Speaker 16: go to jail.
• 52:05
  Speaker 3: Why would you lay down in the floor in the
• 52:07
  Speaker 3: first place, and when you know nothing.
• 52:09
  Speaker 16: I told you I didn't do that.
• 52:10
  Speaker 3: Yes she did, Yes she did. It was in front
• 52:13
  Speaker 3: of you. I can in your eyes and tell when
• 52:15
  Speaker 3: you're lying, I'm told you.
• 52:17
  Speaker 16: I told you what happened. Mane it that's all by?
• 52:21
  Speaker 3: Hey, Can I say let me say one more Hello?
• 52:26
  Speaker 3: Call her right back. Hello, I don't want to continue
• 52:31
  Speaker 3: to go back and forth.
• 52:32
  Speaker 16: Look, Look you're really pissed. Look I told you what happened.
• 52:36
  Speaker 16: I'm not gonna keep on telling you that. I don't
• 52:38
  Speaker 16: know why you keep calling me. Let me speak to
• 52:41
  Speaker 16: your supervises.
• 52:42
  Speaker 3: Let me say well, first of all, man, First of all,
• 52:44
  Speaker 3: I am the supervisor. This is what I want. I
• 52:46
  Speaker 3: think we can get this, cort.
• 52:48
  Speaker 16: Look what I'm gonna come in time?
• 52:51
  Speaker 3: What's what I want you to if you come down
• 52:52
  Speaker 3: and sign it out together.
• 52:53
  Speaker 16: You think I'm going to come and sign some papers
• 52:57
  Speaker 16: saying I laid on the floor. It ain't none of
• 52:59
  Speaker 16: it true. Was on the floor.
• 53:02
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• 53:02
  Speaker 16: That's it. That's all. Now what the are you talking about?
• 53:06
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• 53:07
  Speaker 16: Have you been drinking? You've been drinking. I want to
• 53:12
  Speaker 16: got doing anything? Well, I doing my own personal time.
• 53:15
  Speaker 16: Is my business drinking. Don't keep calling me with that.
• 53:21
  Speaker 3: Okay, I'm gonna say one more.
• 53:22
  Speaker 16: Thing that's still hurt and you're talking about you ain't
• 53:26
  Speaker 16: gonna give me no money? You craining up? Damn gonna
• 53:29
  Speaker 16: get some money. They should hate that. Step off the flow.
• 53:33
  Speaker 16: Then I wanna be having a ghost through none of this.
• 53:36
  Speaker 16: You have I been drinking?
• 53:38
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• 53:39
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• 53:41
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• 53:58
  Speaker 16: I'm gonna get him when.
• 53:59
  Speaker 3: He came on. This is nephew Tommy. How you doing, baby?
• 54:04
  Speaker 9: You stand your ground, Baby, stand your ground, baby standing.
• 54:12
  Speaker 16: You right? Yeah, I'm fine, I'm fine. My pressures going
• 54:16
  Speaker 16: up a little bit, but now I'm fine.
• 54:18
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• 54:18
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• 54:21
  Speaker 16: We love you, Glinda, Okay, thank you, I love you too.
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  Speaker 8: Subject how did the pine straw get in there? Dear
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  Speaker 8: Stephen Shirley. My husband and I have a four year
• 56:51
  Speaker 8: old son and a three year old daughter. We also
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  Speaker 8: have two small dogs. We got one for my son
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  Speaker 8: and he didn't want to share with our daughter, so
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  Speaker 8: my husband went and went out.
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  Speaker 1: And bought her a dog too.
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  Speaker 8: We're happy with our little family, but we are consumed
• 57:06
  Speaker 8: with household chores and taking care of our children and pets.
• 57:10
  Speaker 8: I work out after work, so my husband takes the
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  Speaker 8: children and the dogs to the park down from our house.
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  Speaker 8: I got home yesterday and I assumed they were still
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  Speaker 8: at the park. I called my husband Daryl, and Linda
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  Speaker 8: from two houses down answered the phone, answered his phone.
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  Speaker 8: She said Daryl had to go get one of the
• 57:30
  Speaker 8: dogs that ran off, so I thanked her and hung up.
• 57:34
  Speaker 8: I started cooking and cleaning up a bit, and in
• 57:36
  Speaker 8: comes Daryl with the kids and dogs. He said all
• 57:40
  Speaker 8: of them had been to the park. He was all
• 57:43
  Speaker 8: dusty and dirty, but the children were spotless. He said
• 57:47
  Speaker 8: one of the dogs ran off and he slipped in
• 57:49
  Speaker 8: pine straw When he ran after it. He had tiny
• 57:52
  Speaker 8: pieces of pine straw coming out of his shoe and
• 57:55
  Speaker 8: out of the back of.
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  Speaker 1: His jogging pants. He went to shower and put on
• 57:59
  Speaker 1: clean clothes.
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  Speaker 8: A few minutes later, Linda knocked on the door to
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  Speaker 8: return my daughter's shoe that had fallen off, and Linda
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  Speaker 8: was full of pine straw too. My children were not
• 58:11
  Speaker 8: dirty at all, but Linda and my husband were.
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  Speaker 1: Linda left and I went to check the jogging.
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  Speaker 8: Pants my husband had on how did he get the
• 58:21
  Speaker 8: pine straw all up in his pants? As soon as
• 58:25
  Speaker 8: he got out of the shower, I accused him of
• 58:27
  Speaker 8: messing with Linda at the park. He yelled for a
• 58:30
  Speaker 8: good while and it made him sound guilty. Should I
• 58:34
  Speaker 8: watch him and Linda? Now?
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  Speaker 1: Is that a question?
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  Speaker 11: Is that a question?
• 58:39
  Speaker 1: Girl? What do you think? Yeah?
• 58:42
  Speaker 3: You should?
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  Speaker 8: You should watch them that Linda start with what the
• 58:48
  Speaker 8: blank was she doing answering your husband's phone?
• 58:51
  Speaker 1: I mean, then why was she in your house alone?
• 58:55
  Speaker 8: You're you're grilling your husband, But please don't let miss
• 58:57
  Speaker 8: Linda off the hook. She had no business being in
• 59:01
  Speaker 8: any of this. They are both wrong, wrong and wrong.
• 59:05
  Speaker 8: They weren't caring anything about you or the kids. Both
• 59:09
  Speaker 8: of them need to be checked for sure. She doesn't
• 59:12
  Speaker 8: get to be in your house and which you are
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  Speaker 8: a man with no consequences.
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  Speaker 14: What is this?
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  Speaker 8: She's lying?
• 59:17
  Speaker 1: Your husband's lying and you know it because.
• 59:22
  Speaker 8: They didn't say anything about the pine straw. That's so
• 59:26
  Speaker 8: very obvious. That was why he was doing all that
• 59:28
  Speaker 8: yelling and stuff to distract you. Okay, this is really
• 59:33
  Speaker 8: crazy here. I mean, both of them have pine straw.
• 59:36
  Speaker 8: It sounds like to me. They were rolling around in
• 59:38
  Speaker 8: the pine straw, all right? Otherwise how did they get
• 59:42
  Speaker 8: how did they get the pine straw all over them?
• 59:44
  Speaker 8: And the kids were out there too, and they got nothing?
• 59:47
  Speaker 1: All right?
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  Speaker 8: I just think you saw it with your own eyes,
• 59:51
  Speaker 8: a pine straw on both of them. No one else,
• 59:54
  Speaker 8: not the dogs, not the kids. No matter how he
• 59:56
  Speaker 8: tries to yell and lie about it, they're both guilty
• 59:58
  Speaker 8: of rolling around in the straw. Again, that's my conclusion
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 8: after reading this letter. What's another explanation you can think of?
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 8: I don't think there's one. You really don't need to
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 8: watch them. You really don't, because you've seen and heard
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 8: all you need to know.
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  Speaker 1: Steve, Wow, Wow, wow wow?
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  Speaker 5: Did we read two entirely different letters? Because I feel
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 5: as though I did. Tommy bear with me on this one,
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 5: my brother, all right, you know, you know it's amazing
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 5: how women to stick together and you all don't review
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 5: the facts properly.
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 1: Get your lines together.
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  Speaker 6: Here we go.
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  Speaker 5: How did the pinstraw get up here? D steven Shelley.
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 5: My husband and I have a four year old son,
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 5: three year old daughter. We got two small dogs, one
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 5: for my son. He either want to share what I'm
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 5: doing this, ain't got nothing to do with it, and left.
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 3: So my husband went and bought her a dog too.
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 3: So what there we go. We are happy with our
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 3: little family, but we are.
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 5: Consumed with household chores and taking care of our children
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 5: and pets.
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  Speaker 3: That has nothing to do with the letter either. Here
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 3: we go.
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  Speaker 5: I work out after work, so my husband takes the
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 5: children and dogs to the.
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  Speaker 3: Park down from our house.
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  Speaker 5: I got home yesterday and I assume they were still
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 5: at the park. I called my husband. Sureley, you want
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  Speaker 5: to prove your points so bad? Where did you get
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 5: she was up in their house, Linda? Nowhere in this
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 5: letter because you have decided to side with Linda. Listen
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 5: and you all are against Darryl.
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  Speaker 1: Yo want it? Answered the husband's phone.
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  Speaker 5: But you said she was up in their house, Linda,
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  Speaker 5: I ain't been to their house to later own girl.
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 5: See you trying to make more out of this than
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 5: it is. I assume they was at the park. I
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 5: called my husband that you were right about this part.
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 5: Darryl and Linda from two houses down answered his phone.
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  Speaker 1: They were together, that's obvious, but it was not in
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  Speaker 1: the house.
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  Speaker 5: They was at the park, like public a public place.
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 5: Daryl case stoped Linda from going to the park. Now
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 5: she told him Daryl had to go get one of
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 5: the dogs that ran off. You just said, you all
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 5: are consumed with housework and choice, and going to get
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 5: them dogs is one of them things.
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  Speaker 3: He had to run off. Ain't no telling how.
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  Speaker 1: Far that dance.
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  Speaker 9: Hang on.
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  Speaker 8: We'll have part two of your response coming up to
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  Speaker 8: twenty three minutes after the hour of today's Strawberry letter
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  Speaker 8: is how did the pine strag get in there? Okay,
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  Speaker 8: come on, Steve, let's recap today's Strawberry letter. The subject
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 8: is how did pinestrog get in there?
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  Speaker 5: I'm trying to I'm here on behalf of Darryl, who
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 5: is in the shots, Shirley, on half of the wife
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 5: and as against Linda. This couple got a lot, two dogs,
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 5: little kids, four year old, three year old dogs.
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  Speaker 3: The lady works out after work, and.
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 5: So the kid take the kids, and the husband take
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 5: the kids and dogs to the park down the street
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 5: from their house. The lady came in from home yesterday
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 5: and they assumed they were still at the park, so
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 5: she called her husband, Daryl. Linda from two doors down
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 5: answered his phone. I have no idea how that happened.
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  Speaker 5: That's unexplainable. You therefore have every right to want to
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  Speaker 5: know that, because that right, dow don't know how dumb
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 5: Daryl really is. Hey baby, get that, Hey Linda, get that.
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 5: That might be joe an good time. I'll be she
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 5: answered the phone. She said Daryl had to go get
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 5: one of the dogs that ran off, So I ain't
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 5: so I'm assuming that what Linda tried to do was
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 5: throw some shade by answering the phone but also saying
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 5: I'm sitting here on the park bench and Darryl had
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 5: to run off to get one of the dogs, and
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 5: it must have worked, because she said, so.
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  Speaker 3: I thanked her and hung up.
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 5: I started cooking and cleaning up a bit, and then
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 5: come Daryl with the kids and the dog.
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  Speaker 3: He said, all of them had been to the park.
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  Speaker 3: That's what you said that.
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  Speaker 5: When Lynda answered the phone, he was all dusty and dirty,
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 5: but the children were spotless.
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  Speaker 3: He said.
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  Speaker 5: One of the dogs ran off, and he slipped in
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  Speaker 5: the pine straw when he ran after him. I played golf.
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  Speaker 5: One of my most dreaded moments is when the ball
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 5: is laying in pine straw. I have slipped in pine.
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  Speaker 3: Straw on the golf course. You can fall.
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 5: I mean when he fell, he rolled around because he's
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 5: not as athletic as me.
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  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, so that's what that is.
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  Speaker 5: See so darn. He said they had been, but he
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 5: was desty. He said, one of the dogs ran off,
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 5: and he slipped in the parent straw. When he ran
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 5: after he had tiny pieces of parent straw coming out
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 5: of his shoe that you gotta chase a dog and
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 5: out of the back of his jogging pants. He went
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 5: to shower and put on some clean clothes. A few
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 5: minutes later, Linda knocked on the door to return my
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 5: daughter's shoe that had fallen off, and Linda was full
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 5: of pine straw too.
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 3: You know what, Linda, this hell for him?
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 1: Man showing the most.
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 5: You know, you're asking phones, bringing shoes back, shoes and
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 5: evidence and all this hell. Linda, Yo is the other one?
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 5: You gotta start? You gotta no other one rules. It's
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 5: gonna be answering the phone and bringing shoes back. Right,
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 5: Linda was full of parent straw too. My children were
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 5: not dirty at all. So Linda and my husband were.
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 5: Linda left and I went to check the jogging pants
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 5: my husband had on. How did he get parent straw
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 5: all up in his pants? Yeah, he told you he failed.
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  Speaker 1: That's what we all want to know.
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  Speaker 3: He fell.
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  Speaker 5: As soon as he got in the shower. He felt
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 5: Linda was helping look for the dog too, and she
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 5: felt everybody can't stand up in par straw. People know
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 5: how to do that. You didn't know what parents straw
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 5: was many, So how do you know how to stand.
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  Speaker 3: Up in it?
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  Speaker 5: I bet you'll fall too. But then I accused him
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 5: of messing with Linda at the park. He yelled for
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 5: a good while and it made him sound guilty. Oh no, see,
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 5: you ain't got enough proof right here. Pinstraw is not
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 5: an act of guilt now, so you have to get
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 5: more evidence to be to accuse this man of this
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 5: because she had pine straw on her, because.
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 3: She was at the park now with them kids and
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 3: them dogs. Then you know dogs can find you no
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 3: matter where you go.
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  Speaker 5: So I don't know how you think they didn't find
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  Speaker 5: them if they was messing around in the pine straw,
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 5: which I doubt very sisely at in the daytime at
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 5: the park. Shirley, No, it was what Daryl said it was.
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 5: And then Shirley you said, and don't let Linda off
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 5: the hook. You need to talk to.
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 8: Her for what trick her for answering his phone. And
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 8: she doesn't know how Linda got pine straw in her.
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 3: That ain't her business.
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 5: He brought them kids back spotless, which is good parenting
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 5: them kids didn't We're not dirty at all.
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 3: You're not giving Darryl no credit for the good job
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 3: of parenting that he did.
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 5: And all you want to do is you want to
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 5: talk about how Linda got some parents straw on her.
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 5: The fact of the matter is how the kids ain't
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 5: got no parent straw on.
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 3: Them at all. You better be a parent, Daryl. You
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 3: better be a parent boy.
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 5: Running after dogs and sacrificing your safety and rolling around
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 5: in that parent straw to get them kids back to
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 5: the house, spotlets and clean. But ooh no, you want
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 5: to accuse him of sleeping with Linda at the park
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 5: in the middle of the daytime with two.
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 3: Babies and a dog. How I thank you failed innocently.
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 1: Post your comments on today's Strubberry.
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 3: You not bettering me all, and Linda was never at
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 3: the house. Now and.
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  Speaker 1: Do it with Darryl.
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  Speaker 1: It's not down there. Fall means the start of soup season.
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  Speaker 1: Then they're the chili people. This is a gum people
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  Speaker 1: out there. What's your favorite? What is your favorite chili?
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  Speaker 1: Gumbo soup? Which one? Well?
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  Speaker 3: For me, you know it's gumbo. Yeah, I'm gonna leave.
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  Speaker 1: A man from New Orleans?
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  Speaker 3: You got Yeah? What about you? Guys? I like I'm gumbo?
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  Speaker 1: You like all of them? Okay?
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  Speaker 3: I love chili.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm a straight chili girl. Chili and soup.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. Can you make chili? Not really think march you can't.
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  Speaker 3: I don't do cooking. I'm greal man.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, I'm outside right, I feel you see.
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  Speaker 3: I ain't got no recipe. My mama didn teach me
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  Speaker 3: how to make nothing. I forgot all that.
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  Speaker 1: Well, you know you can come to me if you
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  Speaker 1: need any a recipe or anything. But I'm here for you,
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  Speaker 5: I can't she asking us food questions and don't and
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  Speaker 5: don't and don't know know know how you know how
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  Speaker 5: taste food?
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  Speaker 3: That's it?
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  Speaker 1: Knows how to make chili? Don't you don't? I don't
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  Speaker 1: I make great? Okay, well, let's hear out your recipe.
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  Speaker 1: It's a secret. It's a family recipe.
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  Speaker 3: No, it ain't nobody in your family making that MESSI making.
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  Speaker 1: Chili?
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  Speaker 3: Who has who has had it? And is here here?
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  Speaker 1: What's a secret ingredient?
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  Speaker 11: Shirley?
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  Speaker 1: Butter?
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  Speaker 6: Wow?
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  Speaker 1: But it makes everything taste every everything good?
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  Speaker 5: said they're gonna put butter some chili when you make
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 5: up the ground beef and to make grease?
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  Speaker 3: What is that fault? You don't add butter to that?
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  Speaker 5: Off?
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  Speaker 3: You pour?
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  Speaker 10: Whod off?
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  Speaker 6: Do that like?
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  Speaker 3: Listening to me?
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  Speaker 1: What does she make you do?
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  Speaker 3: What you said? You pull that off?
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  Speaker 9: Oh?
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  Speaker 5: Oh oh, take the flavor and pull it down to drink. Okay, oh,
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  Speaker 5: there's going to be some good chilli.
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  Speaker 1: See you're not a believer, mister Harvey, I.
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  Speaker 5: Ain't never seen my mama pull that grease down a
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 5: chilly let's pull the flavor off for here.
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  Speaker 1: You don't have to make you some chili.
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  Speaker 3: I see that. No you don't.
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  Speaker 1: You're not a believe.
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  Speaker 5: No you don't, never will be. Twenty two years. I've
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  Speaker 5: been with you. This the first I heard you make chili.
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  Speaker 1: This is the first you've ever heard of that.
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  Speaker 3: I've never heard you say that in light, Tony, have
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  Speaker 3: you heard about this student heard about the chili?
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  Speaker 11: Don't lie tell me.
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  Speaker 8: At all, Jill, I've heard about it, Shirley, Thank you
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  Speaker 8: heard my girl heard.
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  Speaker 3: Hey.
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  Speaker 1: This is John Legend. Hi, this is Felicious Shot.
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  Speaker 1: What's up? This is Chris Rock. Hey, guys, what was up?
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  Speaker 1: Good morning? This is Tony Braxton.
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  Speaker 18: You already know what timing's boy, DC, young fly. You're
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  Speaker 1: You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Ship.
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  Speaker 6: All right, Steve.
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  Speaker 8: This question came from Willy on Facebook. Willie says, it's
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  Speaker 8: decision time. The lease is up and I'm no longer
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  Speaker 8: financially committed to seeing through this dead end relationship I'm in.
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  Speaker 1: I'm thinking of moving out this weekend.
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  Speaker 8: My soon to be ex is going out of town
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  Speaker 8: to visit her girlfriends, and it feels like the best
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  Speaker 8: time to make a break for it, leave a note
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  Speaker 8: and get onto the next phase of my.
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  Speaker 1: Life, a happier phase. Good move question mark? Or is
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  Speaker 1: this kind of cowardly question mark?
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  Speaker 5: Well, no matter how you leave, it is no good
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  Speaker 5: time to leave when a woman don't want you to leave.
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  Speaker 5: But you can pack up and move freely while she's gone,
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  Speaker 5: you will be able to get all your stuff out.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, that's sharp left.
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  Speaker 5: So I do think this weekend is the weekend to
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  Speaker 5: move out, clear it, and then it'll be just given
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  Speaker 5: her closure.
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  Speaker 3: Why did you do it?
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  Speaker 6: Now?
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  Speaker 3: You're gonna be a cow with no matter how.
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  Speaker 1: You do it, Okay, So well, I don't care how
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  Speaker 1: you do it while.
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  Speaker 5: She at work, while she's standing there. But if she's
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  Speaker 5: at the house and you're trying to move, I'm gonna
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  Speaker 5: tell you now you're not getting.
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  Speaker 3: All your stuff?
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  Speaker 9: Why?
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  Speaker 1: And you know how?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, because I've tried that. I tried to move in
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  Speaker 5: front of a girl one time. It did not work out.
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  Speaker 5: I just had some stuff over there. I didn't even
• 1:15:44
  Speaker 5: get out with She was busting cologne on the sidewalk
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  Speaker 5: and everything.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I didn't get out of there.
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  Speaker 5: I lost two bottles of Brute and some Houlston, and
• 1:15:54
  Speaker 5: I just want you to know who's Holston boy. Let
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  Speaker 5: me tell you something. She busted that black bottle of Houston.
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  Speaker 5: I hadn't no longer had feelings for her, like we
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  Speaker 5: had never.
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  Speaker 1: Dated, never ever getting back together.
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  Speaker 5: I put two fingers in a little bit of it
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  Speaker 5: on the ground and dab my neck all the way out.
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  Speaker 5: I just couldn't let that all that Houston go to
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  Speaker 5: waste over the ground. So, yeah, Willie, I think it'd
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  Speaker 5: be a good time to get on out though.
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  Speaker 3: Wow. Yeah that was some good stuff.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, we have time.
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  Speaker 8: There's one more. Leon on Twitter says, I've got an
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  Speaker 8: issue with my best friend. He is my dog, my homie,
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  Speaker 8: but I need to know how to deal with it.
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  Speaker 8: I've been seeing this girl for a month now, and
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  Speaker 8: I thought it would be cool to introduce them. She's
• 1:16:45
  Speaker 8: kind of shy and was severely taken aback by him
• 1:16:48
  Speaker 8: going on about how fine she is. We were together
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  Speaker 8: for like two hours, and he must have said, man,
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  Speaker 8: you're fine. Jesus, why are you so fine? He said
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 8: it at least fifteen times. Once was kind of funny,
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  Speaker 8: five times what's awkward, fifteen times was creepy. And now
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  Speaker 8: she doesn't want to be around him anymore.
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  Speaker 1: And I can't blame her. I'm not sure I want
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  Speaker 1: to either, thoughts.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, hold up, hey dog, she fine? I mean, is
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  Speaker 3: she a social mediaa fan?
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  Speaker 5: I mean it's well, don I'm not gonna lose her
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  Speaker 5: over this stupid food that can't control herself.
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  Speaker 3: And you don't have to take him around no more,
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  Speaker 3: you know, Hey dog? Hey man, you trip it?
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  Speaker 1: I bought the girl over friend. Dog ain't so cool?
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  Speaker 3: They don't? You tripping?
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  Speaker 5: You got this girl uncomfortable, man, and I can't have
• 1:17:45
  Speaker 5: that man, So you're gonna have to chill out now.
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  Speaker 5: She don't want to come around She uncomfortable?
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  Speaker 1: Right, Yeah, that ain't your best friend?
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  Speaker 3: Your best friend, don't do that.
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  Speaker 5: Tea dog their roll with you? Okay, Yeah, he's gone,
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  Speaker 5: and ask a dog, what's up with that? Where you
• 1:18:03
  Speaker 5: going with this man?
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  Speaker 1: And you know he won't make her around him?
• 1:18:09
  Speaker 3: No, I'm not gonna lose this chick because you stupid.
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  Speaker 8: One five times was awkward, but fifteen times creepy.
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  Speaker 3: About time number three? Hey man, we got it.
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  Speaker 1: Let me move on right right, No, move along, move along? Yeah, okay,
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  Speaker 1: all right, guys, thank you.
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  Speaker 8: Coming up at twenty minutes after the hour, we'll have
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  Speaker 8: We all know that Halloween is right around the corner,
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  Speaker 8: right Well, according to net yeah cet dot com, watching
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  Speaker 8: a horror or a scary movie, a scary movie can
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  Speaker 1: What it can actually actually de stress you. That's what
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  Speaker 5: Following statement that Shirley Strawberry is about to make is
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  Speaker 8: All right, listen, so they say, Apparently watching horror movies
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  Speaker 8: allows you to forget your own daily fears and worries
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  Speaker 8: and get totally involved in other people's fears and worries.
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  Speaker 1: It's it both.
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  Speaker 5: But if you scared, don't right people seals that's your
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  Speaker 5: other feel right, I'm all righty stressed Now I'm watching
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  Speaker 5: a movie stress me out because I'm scared. Now.
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  Speaker 8: It distracts you from your anxiety. It puts you uh
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  Speaker 8: your own problems in perspective. The world may be a mess,
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  Speaker 8: politics may be stressful, and your job be terrible, but
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  Speaker 8: at least a psycho killer isn't chasing you around with
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  Speaker 8: an ax and that relaxes you.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yes, right, yeah. Every time I see Jason, I
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  Speaker 1: get sleeping. Yeah, put you in a w.
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  Speaker 1: Time out for a round of would you rather here
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  Speaker 1: we go?
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  Speaker 8: Would you rather be alone alone for the next five
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  Speaker 8: years or never be alone for the next five years?
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  Speaker 1: This was like just nobody, don't nobody at all us alone? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that would be the very definition.
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  Speaker 3: Don't give me wrong. I'm b I got, I got
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  Speaker 3: sleep with somebody? How did me? A lot of times?
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  Speaker 3: I can't. I can't just be with me. I get,
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  Speaker 3: I don't.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah what.
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  Speaker 3: I don't talk back enough to Russia? Oh okay, okay,
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  Speaker 3: m M all right.
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  Speaker 1: Would you rather be the richest person in the world?
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  Speaker 6: Hey, Hey, you don't care.
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  Speaker 3: Hey, I don't care what b.
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  Speaker 6: Is.
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  Speaker 1: Would you rather be the smartest person in the world?
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  Speaker 3: Stupid? You know I want to be the smartest person.
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  Speaker 3: I'm offended.
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  Speaker 5: I watched Jeopardy at that time when that dude had
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  Speaker 5: won nineteen times in a row. I was offended the
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  Speaker 5: entire time.
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  Speaker 3: Why what stupid?
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  Speaker 5: You ain't riding no bike when you was a little boy.
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  Speaker 5: Where was your truck at your date? Nobody? Because for
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  Speaker 5: you to know that much, he didn't have a childhood, don't,
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  Speaker 5: I mean, don't he knew everything? Just you knew everything.
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  Speaker 1: I was offended smart very much. So all right, moving
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  Speaker 1: on to would you rather have sex the night before?
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  Speaker 1: Or would you rather wake up to sex and.
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  Speaker 6: Be the.
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  Speaker 3: Night before?
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  Speaker 5: What?
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  Speaker 6: The night before?
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  Speaker 3: Just before?
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  Speaker 18: Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: At night?
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  Speaker 1: Would you rather have a second?
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  Speaker 3: Usually if I got to go, so I take it
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  Speaker 3: at night?
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  Speaker 1: You're taking that.
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  Speaker 3: It don't really matter as long is it happening.
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  Speaker 1: Just okay, now that's what.
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  Speaker 3: I don't really have to go to sleep. I would
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  Speaker 3: rather be put to sleep, not mind.
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  Speaker 6: All right.
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  Speaker 8: Last one, guys, here's a Halloween question. Would you rather
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  Speaker 8: spend Halloween night at a funeral home? Or would you
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  Speaker 8: rather spend Halloween night at a cemetery?
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  Speaker 3: They all did in him? No, give me that cemetery.
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  Speaker 3: Them people at the funeral home, they be moving still there.
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  Speaker 3: I'm gonna be outside.
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  Speaker 5: No, but you can run at the cemetery. You might
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  Speaker 5: slam up into a couple of tubs, but I'm not Finn.
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  Speaker 3: To be in here and hear noises.
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  Speaker 5: Could you could funeral when your funeral direct to come
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  Speaker 5: back that morning. You're gonna put all the bodies back up?
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  Speaker 5: Who told these curtains down? No, we're peling on the.
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  Speaker 8: Wall, coming up in forty nine minutes after into our
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  Speaker 3: Have you have been hamming all these coffin.
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