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Molly Whopped, R. Kelly, Church Complaints, Window Shopping @ Toys R Us and more. · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Today's show is pre recorded. Y'all know what time. Y'all
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  Speaker 1: don't know. Y'all back a suit, looking back to back down,
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  Speaker 1: giving them like the milling bus things and it's not
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  Speaker 1: doing me good. Steve Hartley, I don't joy. You gotta
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  Speaker 1: use that turn. You gotta turn to turn them out. Turn,
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  Speaker 1: got to turn out to turn turn the water the water.
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  Speaker 1: Come come on your baby, aha, I said, ah, I
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  Speaker 1: show will, Good morning everybody. You're listening to the voice,
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  Speaker 1: come on dig me now, one and only Steve Harvey
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  Speaker 1: got the radio show. I feel it's necessary to explain
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  Speaker 1: what I say in the morning because somebody asked me,
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  Speaker 1: what do you mean by that when you say that
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  Speaker 1: in the morning. When I say huh, it's in response
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  Speaker 1: to David Hollister opening the song by saying, go ahead,
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  Speaker 1: big Daddy, go ahead, I said, uh huh. I show will.
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  Speaker 1: Then I say good morning everybody. Because I was raised
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  Speaker 1: at Ray, You're supposed to speak when you come in
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  Speaker 1: the room. I'm coming in y'all's room, whether it's your
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  Speaker 1: bad room, the room in your house, your car, your office,
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  Speaker 1: you know, wherever you at. I come in the room,
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  Speaker 1: or God speaks, I say good morning, everybody. You are
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  Speaker 1: listening to the voice. And then I got to introduce
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  Speaker 1: myself because as a performer, I always felt my best
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  Speaker 1: when I was in introduced. It's knowing. Why would you
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  Speaker 1: walk out on stage anybody introduce you? You know you
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  Speaker 1: can't get the round of applause. It's just it's horrible.
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  Speaker 1: So I say, you are listening to the voice want
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  Speaker 1: and only Steve Harvey. Come on, dig me now. Now
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  Speaker 1: that's old school. I got that, but that's I was
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  Speaker 1: once again, dig me now? Is I want you to
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  Speaker 1: feel what I'm about to say. That's all I'm saying.
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  Speaker 1: That's not a bragging thing. You know, you're listening to
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  Speaker 1: the voice wanting only Steve Harvey. Come on, dig me now.
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  Speaker 1: I'm just asking you to feel what I'm saying in
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  Speaker 1: the morning, because it's part of a promise that I
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  Speaker 1: made to God. See a long time ago, I told
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  Speaker 1: God if he allowed me to make it, that when
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  Speaker 1: I got there, I would tell everybody I know how
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  Speaker 1: I did it, and I wasn't gonna shortcut it or
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  Speaker 1: shade him on it. I say, if you allow me
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  Speaker 1: to make it, if you give me the strength, the courage,
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  Speaker 1: the wisdom, you gave me a gift if you let
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  Speaker 1: me apply by it, don't destroy myself in the process.
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  Speaker 1: Forgive me for my sins along the way, continue to
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  Speaker 1: hold and rock me when I need it. When I
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  Speaker 1: make it, I promise you Lord, when I get there,
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  Speaker 1: I will tell everybody how I made it. Well. This
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  Speaker 1: started back in LA when I got on the radio
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  Speaker 1: and I was making it okay. I was doing okay,
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  Speaker 1: but I had to keep my promise to God. My
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  Speaker 1: promise was, if you allow me to make it, I'll
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  Speaker 1: tell everybody how I got there. I have to tell
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  Speaker 1: you that every day because if it was not for
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  Speaker 1: that grace and mercy, I wouldn't even be here able
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  Speaker 1: to fulfill my promise, because I've done enough dirt in
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  Speaker 1: my life. Man to not be worthy. He could have
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  Speaker 1: easily walked away from me a long time ago because
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  Speaker 1: I had show walked away from him. See, and I
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  Speaker 1: didn't walk awa from him once. I walked away from
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  Speaker 1: him a bunch of times. But guess what he forgave
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  Speaker 1: me a bunch of times. I'm a living example of
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  Speaker 1: hundreds of chances. His forgiveness and his mercy is available
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  Speaker 1: for everybody. It's the only reason I get on this
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  Speaker 1: show every day. The only reason I have the blessings
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  Speaker 1: that's coming my way. It's the only way that the
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  Speaker 1: things that keep happening in my life, man, that I
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  Speaker 1: have no explanation for, it is because of His grace
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  Speaker 1: and mercy. See, anytime something good happens in my life
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  Speaker 1: and I can't explain it, that's usually him, he exhibits
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  Speaker 1: to me. Remember, I'm a forgiving god, man. Remember, So
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  Speaker 1: when you fall, Steve, don't lay down now, don't you
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  Speaker 1: lay down there. Don't you let the devil fool you
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  Speaker 1: that because you'd have made some mistakes that you ain't
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  Speaker 1: that you can't do it because everybody gonna make them
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  Speaker 1: now as none perfect, no, not once. So get up,
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  Speaker 1: keep moving, keep pushing, step on what you're laying there for.
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  Speaker 1: Your daddy didn't raise you that way. Look, man, my
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  Speaker 1: father was just about manhood. I'm gonna just tell you.
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  Speaker 1: My daddy never had a conversation with me about church.
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  Speaker 1: He beat me for not going, but you know a
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  Speaker 1: couple of times, but he wasn't about that wasn't his message.
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  Speaker 1: That was my mama's job. My mama taught me about
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  Speaker 1: being saved, about loving the Lord, about giving your life,
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  Speaker 1: about the teachings of Jesus Christ. My mama was a
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  Speaker 1: Sunday school teacher, so I got all of that from her.
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  Speaker 1: My old man ain't had none of that for me.
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  Speaker 1: My old man talked to me about one thing all
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  Speaker 1: day long, hard working manhood, and when you're gonna get
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  Speaker 1: that if you don't get nothing else from me, he
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  Speaker 1: gave that to me, so I got it. See, so,
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  Speaker 1: my father, you say, excuse my language, but you ain't
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  Speaker 1: gonna sit there like no little punk up in here.
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  Speaker 1: You ain't an what you're finn to do. You fin
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  Speaker 1: to get up and go do what you're posted to do. Now,
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  Speaker 1: stop all that wine and some little punking gonna get
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  Speaker 1: the movie. That's how my father talked to me. Now,
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  Speaker 1: I'm just telling you real. It worked for me though,
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  Speaker 1: And before you start emailing me, they had nothing to
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  Speaker 1: do with homosexuality at all. It's just that was his
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  Speaker 1: turn for a man, not acting like a man. That's
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  Speaker 1: all it was. It had. It was not a gay
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  Speaker 1: reference at all. I want you to understand that before
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  Speaker 1: you start emailing me. So my daddy wasn't calling. That
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  Speaker 1: was not a sexual reference for him. My father talked
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  Speaker 1: to us. That's what he meant. I knew exactly what
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  Speaker 1: it meant. He couldn't admit. No, hedn't even know nothing
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  Speaker 1: about that. My man clueless when it comes to that
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  Speaker 1: right there. So when I was getting down and feeling
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  Speaker 1: bad about myself, my old man, he taught me this toughness. Man,
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  Speaker 1: he gave me this grit, this doggedness, this go to
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  Speaker 1: work and work hard. That's why today, when God does
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  Speaker 1: bless me with something, he ain't got to wear about
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  Speaker 1: me not working hard because that's in me. And when
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  Speaker 1: I get tired, I asked that same God for strength
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  Speaker 1: to keep on doing so I can do the blessings
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  Speaker 1: he got for me. So when you ask me how
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  Speaker 1: you gonna do all this, Steve Harvey, I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: I ain't got to figure that out. All I got
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  Speaker 1: to do is show up with the same amount of
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  Speaker 1: faith for being showing up with God handle the rest
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  Speaker 1: of it. See y'all, hey man, let me tell yourself.
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  Speaker 1: I don't see how you do it. I don't either,
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  Speaker 1: can I can I get hey man, news flash? Let
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  Speaker 1: me hear. I don't see how you're doing all that, Steve.
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  Speaker 1: You're doing this, You doing that you can. I tell
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  Speaker 1: you something I don't either. I just wake up with
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  Speaker 1: the faith man and trusting that if He gonna bless
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  Speaker 1: me with it, he must be gonna show me a
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  Speaker 1: way how to get it done. See I ain't tripping
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  Speaker 1: on that part. See I. Once you take yourself out
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  Speaker 1: to how to business, you can go on and get
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  Speaker 1: with it. But see, if you're gonna trip yourself out
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  Speaker 1: with the how to, you can't think like God can think.
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  Speaker 1: You can't figure like God can figure. So now you're
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  Speaker 1: sitting up in here gonna Lord, I want this to
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  Speaker 1: have him for me? Then I don't know how I'm
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  Speaker 1: will do all that. Well, guess what you and the way? Now?
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  Speaker 1: See you? Now you in the way because see God
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  Speaker 1: ain't ask you to figure out how to? He said,
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  Speaker 1: ask and believe. Then he said faith without works is dead.
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  Speaker 1: That's my solution. That's the concoction that I'm functioning on.
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  Speaker 1: All I got to do is accept the blessing, keep
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  Speaker 1: the faith, be willing to work and believe God can
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  Speaker 1: do anything but fail. Why would God bring me this
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  Speaker 1: far to leave me? Why would he bring you this
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  Speaker 1: far to leave you? So? Why I get up every
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  Speaker 1: morning I have no choice. I got to get up
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  Speaker 1: in here the rap. When I'm running late, man, I
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  Speaker 1: try to ply through here. Sometimes I don't make it. Man,
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  Speaker 1: I gotta do a rerun. But I ply through here
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  Speaker 1: because man, Steve, you're gonna run out of something to say. No,
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna just keep thanking him. Now. You can't run
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  Speaker 1: out of that, can you, because you owe him that?
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  Speaker 1: Matter of fact? When I get through talking, I really
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  Speaker 1: ain't thanked him enough. Morning Show, All right, everybody, it
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  Speaker 1: is Monday, Monday, Monday, Monday is here again. Yes we
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  Speaker 1: weren't expecting it, but it showed up in a damn way.
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  Speaker 1: But we're gonna deal with it. We're gonna help you
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  Speaker 1: deal with it. I am j Anthony Brown, and to
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  Speaker 1: help you deal with Monday is Sherley's Scoutbert. What's up, Sherley?
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  Speaker 1: What's going on? We can do this, Jay, we can
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  Speaker 1: do this. Good Morning. I got more help on Monday, Baby,
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  Speaker 1: more help on Monday. That's miss Carlor for rel y'all.
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  Speaker 1: What's up Calor what's up? Jay? What's up? Crew? Let
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  Speaker 1: me go up stairs and wake this eighth grader up.
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  Speaker 1: It's the first basken happen and I give you so
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  Speaker 1: much joy to wakes upody morning. Don don't it look
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  Speaker 1: I'm up. You should be up, speaking up, up, speaking up.
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  Speaker 1: Is my main man, my writing partner, my seat buddy,
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  Speaker 1: Miss Junior in the house. What's up on you? Jack?
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  Speaker 1: What's up? Everybody? Morning, morning, morning, Monday, and get it.
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  Speaker 1: Let's get it, Let's get it. He is the King
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  Speaker 1: of Franks, not king the king of pranks. I'm talking
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  Speaker 1: about my main man. Time of timead what's going on?
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  Speaker 1: It's the Thomas Mouse top of the morning. You know
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  Speaker 1: what I think. I think we already just changed. Let's
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  Speaker 1: just eliminate next next week. Let's go from Sunday to
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  Speaker 1: like it. I'll just get rid of money. Monday comes
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  Speaker 1: back to damn soon. Look how lonely take Tuesday to
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  Speaker 1: get here. But Monday just show up real quick, man,
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  Speaker 1: Come on now, I like that. I like that a lot.
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  Speaker 1: Or let's just get some more days. Make it nine
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  Speaker 1: days in a week. You know what I'm wall then,
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  Speaker 1: but we're gonna I want to. I'm making a bigger weekend,
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  Speaker 1: like a Saturday one Saturday two, right, Friday one Friday two,
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  Speaker 1: you know, like, just let's just stretch the weekend. Let's
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  Speaker 1: get some more days. But days Saturdays, no, because they're
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  Speaker 1: losing man's Saturday night. It's just out of the one
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  Speaker 1: s the two. You know what, we already got people
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  Speaker 1: with a drinking problem, and you give them two stakes.
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  Speaker 1: Sat Man, I do a second. I didn't know what
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  Speaker 1: to do with the first year, given another day to
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  Speaker 1: stay in the house. We need more days of the week,
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  Speaker 1: and we need we need some more food. We don't
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  Speaker 1: have enough like we need no, we need more animals.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, I don't got tired of cows and chickens
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  Speaker 1: like we just need some and fish. We need more animals.
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  Speaker 1: Don't you want to go zebra? You want some zebras?
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  Speaker 1: That next never get you through the week. A zebra
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  Speaker 1: neck will get you through the week. Man, Your raft
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  Speaker 1: neck get you through the year? Are y'all crazy? You
• 12:44
  Speaker 1: ain't ain't go vegan? Go vegan? But you know what
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  Speaker 1: I noticed about vegans. You know what I noticed about
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  Speaker 1: vegans and U they got some of us thanking breath.
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  Speaker 1: You ever not to be eating meat. There's something else
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  Speaker 1: up in there, man, It comes through the masch Tommy,
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  Speaker 1: I don't know what's going on. Ya heard have y'all
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  Speaker 1: heard the one what they tell you Like, Man, you
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  Speaker 1: gotta really try this buffalo cauliflower. It takes it like, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: cauliflower chicken. It ain't even close. Nothing nothing on this
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  Speaker 1: earth takes the place of chickenhing. No, we have thirty
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  Speaker 1: two minutes after the hour, we're gonna do some ask
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  Speaker 1: bitter man. He's not here to help you right after this.
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  Speaker 1: Oh lord, you're listening show all right, guys, it is
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  Speaker 1: that time. We don't question it. He just does what
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  Speaker 1: he does he do. It's time for asked bitter man?
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  Speaker 1: And Jay, what do you have to say to this?
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  Speaker 1: I have to say that you're sitting there waiting on help. Well,
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  Speaker 1: when this is over, you'll still be waiting. Okay, that's
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  Speaker 1: all I gotta say. Go ahead, share it here you go.
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  Speaker 1: Oh this is an interesting name. La Crystal like that
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  Speaker 1: in Montgomery. La Crystal says, my stepfather is a hot
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  Speaker 1: mess and he's got women all over the city and
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  Speaker 1: my mother doesn't know it. Mama is a sweet Christian
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  Speaker 1: woman that feeds the hungry and takes care of drug
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  Speaker 1: addicts that are trying to get clean. That's how she
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  Speaker 1: met my stepdad. He's been clean for seven years, and
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  Speaker 1: she helped him build his self esteem and got his
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  Speaker 1: teeth fixed. Now he thinks he's a castanova. I don't
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  Speaker 1: want my mama to get hurt. So should I confront
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  Speaker 1: this fool? No? Not at all? And what and what
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  Speaker 1: do you expect a man to do with a brand
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  Speaker 1: new set of teeth? Really? Forget his ma to get what?
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  Speaker 1: What the grinning in folks face? I mean, there's nothing
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  Speaker 1: nothing for him to do but show off them teeth.
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  Speaker 1: I mean he got to be grinning twenty four seven.
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  Speaker 1: That ain't your business. Let him. That's what you would
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  Speaker 1: do if you didn't have no teeth and you finally
• 15:15
  Speaker 1: got teeth. What you're gonna do? You in folks face?
• 15:18
  Speaker 1: You said it best. Everything is funny, overlapping, overlading. Wad
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  Speaker 1: what time is it? I you gotta do? I let
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  Speaker 1: to say the time? Were you so all for some teeth?
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  Speaker 1: Stupid jay? You got no health there? Sorry, you got
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  Speaker 1: no Okay? Joyceon Delaware as we move on right something
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  Speaker 1: in my mid sixties. My husband died last year, but
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  Speaker 1: we were separated when he died. His family is giving
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  Speaker 1: me a hard time because I am I was still
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  Speaker 1: on his insurance policies, and I own half of our house.
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  Speaker 1: I had to handle all of his arrangements last year,
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  Speaker 1: and I sold his sports car. His brother thought he
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  Speaker 1: should have gotten the car, and his sister thought she
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  Speaker 1: was in his will. To be honest, he didn't have
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  Speaker 1: much when he died. Yet they look at me like
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  Speaker 1: I'm sitting on a gold mine. Now, how do I
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  Speaker 1: cut these people off my back? I let him keep looking,
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  Speaker 1: Let him keep looking. That's all you gotta do. Let
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  Speaker 1: him and let him keep looking, and just them don't
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  Speaker 1: don't cross this, don't okay, you look all you won't.
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  Speaker 1: You can talk all you want, but you ain't got
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  Speaker 1: a damn thing coming. Your brother didn't have nothing, and
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  Speaker 1: you ain't gotten that in coming. You gotta be strong.
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  Speaker 1: When did people leave you? You gotta be strong, yea
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  Speaker 1: to the other side of the family, because they wreck
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  Speaker 1: your whole life. Yes they will, Yes, they will do it.
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  Speaker 1: I'm t they will do it, man, they will do it. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: They always wanted me to have that rocking shire. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you stop lying in He always wanted me to have
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  Speaker 1: that big back, Keith. You know he didn't tell you that.
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  Speaker 1: He always wanted me to have that he always I'm
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  Speaker 1: coming to get in the frigerated you you bring your
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  Speaker 1: hands over. Come on what happened when me and him
• 17:20
  Speaker 1: talked about that deep freezer for years. Man agreed that
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  Speaker 1: I was gonna move that day. I just had moved to.
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  Speaker 1: Jake said to try to. He had that old time
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  Speaker 1: washing machine on the back porch. He said, when he
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  Speaker 1: leave it, that was gonna be mine. No it ain't,
• 17:38
  Speaker 1: and damn ain't gonna be yours. No, I remember that space.
• 17:43
  Speaker 1: You remember that space, Heather. He kept in the background
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  Speaker 1: that he had an old time oscolating fan, and he
• 17:55
  Speaker 1: said that you had. All right, We're moving on. Chris
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  Speaker 1: for himself, philm Michigan says two weeks ago, I got
• 18:02
  Speaker 1: into a fight in a restaurant after our server dropped
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  Speaker 1: a tray of water on my wife. I politely asked
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  Speaker 1: him to take care of our meal, and the manager
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  Speaker 1: offered us a free dessert and started talking slick, so
• 18:14
  Speaker 1: I cursed him out. He got in my face and
• 18:16
  Speaker 1: I hit him. We got into a scuffle and the
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  Speaker 1: security guard broke it up, and the manager said, my
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  Speaker 1: wife and I are banned from the restaurant. He was
• 18:24
  Speaker 1: out of line. So how can I fix this? Okay?
• 18:27
  Speaker 1: What you think you think? You go, okay, this is yeah,
• 18:33
  Speaker 1: then look at this. Let's break this down. You whooped
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  Speaker 1: the manage the ads, and you really think you can
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  Speaker 1: go back getting it and eat? Really you think that
• 18:44
  Speaker 1: I own a restaurant. If somebody whooped my ass, they
• 18:48
  Speaker 1: can't come back to that is it? Some suffers are given,
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  Speaker 1: some suffering something don't come back next We no, like,
• 19:04
  Speaker 1: I ain't gonna recognize you when you come into Dolly.
• 19:07
  Speaker 1: I will know when you call for uber. Yes, I'm like,
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  Speaker 1: hell no, don't you take anything over there? No? Oti
• 19:13
  Speaker 1: the no, and he shouldn't want to eat. I'm doing
• 19:21
  Speaker 1: like many, like many on the hill. That's what I feel,
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  Speaker 1: making many don't burn this. She ain't got no Pennis
• 19:30
  Speaker 1: over the platinum, right, you're really not hoping today? Shay alright?
• 19:36
  Speaker 1: Or hey and Los Angeles says, I'm fifty four years
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  Speaker 1: old married to a fifty nine year old retired corrections officer.
• 19:43
  Speaker 1: She recently retired, and she's put her whole life on
• 19:46
  Speaker 1: a schedule for insidence. This is crazy right here. For instance,
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  Speaker 1: when I come home from work, we have to eat
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  Speaker 1: dinner right away. I changed my clothes. Then she takes
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  Speaker 1: a shower, then I have to shower right after her.
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  Speaker 1: She no longer lets me watch TV in bed, so
• 20:05
  Speaker 1: I have a few hours to watch each night. Lights book,
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  Speaker 1: it's lights out, that's right. I feel like she's a
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  Speaker 1: warden and not a wife. How do I stop this
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  Speaker 1: before it gets worse? Man, you need to follow the rules.
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  Speaker 1: At least you know when you're gonna get some. It's
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  Speaker 1: just it's in the schedule. Okay, you hit it. Look
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  Speaker 1: when that comes up, and you know when you're gonna
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  Speaker 1: get some, and just enjoy your life. Man. Everything else
• 20:29
  Speaker 1: is just great, But just follow the rules. Button, follow
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  Speaker 1: the damn rules. That's all you gotta going out in
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  Speaker 1: the yard. I'm gonna give you thirty minutes in the yard.
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  Speaker 1: Thirty minutes in the yard you as a inmate dog. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: all rights on your food, Thank you. Man. Coming up next,
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  Speaker 1: Sea Ignorance continues that it's as it always does on
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  Speaker 1: this show, with church complaints. Reverenday Deacon depth jam. Right
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  Speaker 1: after this, you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
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  Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour. Miss Anne
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  Speaker 1: is standing by with today's national news with the latest
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  Speaker 1: on the rain and flooding. Is Hurricane on Ree made
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  Speaker 1: landfall And in entertainment news, vaccinated Reverend Jesse Jackson and
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  Speaker 1: his wife are hospitalized with COVID plus another entertainment news
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  Speaker 1: more shocking testimony from the r. Kelly trial. Wow, We'll
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  Speaker 1: talk about all of these stories at the top of
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  Speaker 1: the hour, but right now it is Monday and time
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  Speaker 1: for church complaints with Deacon Depth Jam and Reverend Adny. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: I am Deacon Deaf Jam and you are into the
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  Speaker 1: j P J J. Matt is the jack hot joined
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  Speaker 1: me of course, is the one and only my partner
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  Speaker 1: in crime, Reverend ad noy Do. All right, I'm fine,
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  Speaker 1: I'm fine. Every time I got this, I'm actually having
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  Speaker 1: a good day. I'm having a good day. This is
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  Speaker 1: a good day, Vix, vapor of You haven't tried it, Vix.
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  Speaker 1: I've tried, Grease, I've tried. Put everything up in there,
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  Speaker 1: nothing out, nothing ready. All right. What we're gonna do
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  Speaker 1: is we've been having some problems at Bible said it.
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  Speaker 1: So what we're gonna do, We're gonna speak so people
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  Speaker 1: I understand from the books what they are missing when
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  Speaker 1: we do it. Now, would you like me to start this?
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  Speaker 1: Add no, Arty, go ahead, start you read from your book,
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  Speaker 1: and then I'll read from my book. All right. This
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  Speaker 1: is from the Book of Duval. If you would go
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  Speaker 1: to the third chapter, it says, I'm living my best life. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: I ain't going back and forth with you. In words
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  Speaker 1: that I loved that passage. I love that he stood
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  Speaker 1: up living. In other words, he's telling you the life
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  Speaker 1: that he's living is the best life he's living. And
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  Speaker 1: he's not gonna go back and forth and back and
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  Speaker 1: forth with you. In words, I love it, and that's
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  Speaker 1: what and that's what they'll make you go back and forth.
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  Speaker 1: And he said I can't do that. Why Why did
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  Speaker 1: he say that? Why did he say that? Man? Because
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  Speaker 1: he lived in his best life exactly. I'll be reading
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  Speaker 1: from the book of Brown, from the book of Brown,
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  Speaker 1: the book Brown Apostle Brown, where he says, get up
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  Speaker 1: all for that thing and dance till you feel better.
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  Speaker 1: In other words, and other words, you've been on that
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  Speaker 1: thing too long and it's time to get up all
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  Speaker 1: for that thing. That you get up worse you get
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  Speaker 1: off the thing, dance Do you feel better? Say that
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  Speaker 1: one say that, he said, he says in the book,
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  Speaker 1: he said, right, he said, get up. I don't believe
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  Speaker 1: you're listening. He said, get up for that sing wow,
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  Speaker 1: Get up over that thing. That means you own the thing,
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  Speaker 1: whatever it is, Get up off it and dance to
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  Speaker 1: you feel better. Go right ahead, and you read from
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  Speaker 1: your book. You read from all right, let's let's let's
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  Speaker 1: let's let's let's let's let's let's let's let's let's let's
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  Speaker 1: let's go from the the hip hop Testament. There you
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  Speaker 1: can look in the book, a bell be of the fault,
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  Speaker 1: the old great apostles, great apostles, let apostles right there.
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  Speaker 1: And now you look at the fourth chapter. It says
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  Speaker 1: there never trust a big butt and a smile. That's
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  Speaker 1: what it said. It says, now what that means right there?
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  Speaker 1: What that means right there, I reverend is you can
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  Speaker 1: you can trust a smile. But if if there's a
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  Speaker 1: big butt alone with it, those two don't go that alm.
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  Speaker 1: Do you understand where I'm coming? But He's is you
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  Speaker 1: can trust a smile. A smile not gonna hurt you,
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  Speaker 1: will hurt you. It's some big butt that'll do you
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  Speaker 1: in that will that will do you in every time.
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna keep it. I'm gonna keep it on that
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  Speaker 1: book right there. What you're reading from Bill, I'm gonna
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  Speaker 1: read from bib bib Bot. I'm gonna be a little
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  Speaker 1: Another passage in that book, another passage it says right here,
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  Speaker 1: when they said smack it up, flip it and then
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  Speaker 1: rub it down. I break it down, smack it up.
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  Speaker 1: And then once you smack it up, what do you do?
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  Speaker 1: You flip it? Flip it said again? You say it again,
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  Speaker 1: say it again, and then and then rub it down.
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  Speaker 1: Then rub it down, smack it up, flip it. Those
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  Speaker 1: are great apostle. You go ahead and read now you
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  Speaker 1: read now what we're gonna do now we are going
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  Speaker 1: to go from the Old Testament here. Let's see, this
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  Speaker 1: is from the book of Pendergrass. Yes, turn off lights,
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  Speaker 1: turn them off, and light a candle. That's what it's saying. Now,
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  Speaker 1: what people don't understand what this is not about? Romance
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  Speaker 1: the light Bill was getting out of control. That's what
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  Speaker 1: this was all about. What did he say? What did
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  Speaker 1: he say? He turned off the lights and light ain't candle?
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  Speaker 1: That ain't nobody just trying to turn off the lights
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  Speaker 1: and light ain't candle, that's what he said. That's somebody
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  Speaker 1: trying to conserve energy. Right there, I'm gonna be reading
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  Speaker 1: from the Book of Genuine, Genuine, so genuine. When he said,
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  Speaker 1: is there any more room? Know? He said, have you
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  Speaker 1: heard this? Pass your sister getting ahead of me? You're
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  Speaker 1: getting ahead of me, sister, He said, have you heard
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  Speaker 1: this the book? And you read the book that you
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  Speaker 1: know what I'm about to say. He said that any
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  Speaker 1: more room? And a sister, sister, please don't get ahead
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  Speaker 1: of me. Can't you watch it? Anymore room? Because he
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  Speaker 1: looked at him genus he wants to know, he wants
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  Speaker 1: to know any more room? Yeah, in them, Jane, that's
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  Speaker 1: when you ask Uno. All right, we're going back to
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  Speaker 1: the hip hop testing and let me see. Let's see.
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  Speaker 1: It's the third book. It is the Book of Smalls
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  Speaker 1: and the Book of Smiles and it and it reads
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  Speaker 1: I here's the passage. It says, thought he worked hells
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  Speaker 1: until I handled my bills. Do you do understand that?
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  Speaker 1: So he working? Here? What you said? He worked hells
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  Speaker 1: until I handled my bells? That's the book up biggest
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  Speaker 1: smiles right now? Thought he worked here behind until I
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  Speaker 1: handled my bed. Such a great passage, such a great
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna be reading from an apostle. I don't know
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  Speaker 1: who wrote this, I have no idea. I think it's
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  Speaker 1: Scias Santana where he says, let me see you walk,
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  Speaker 1: walk walk. You can talk all that trash, but let
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  Speaker 1: me see you walk. In other words, in other words,
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  Speaker 1: he said, you're talking. You're actually talking, and I like
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  Speaker 1: to talking. But what I need to do, what I
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  Speaker 1: need to do. Oh, I don't believe you with me today.
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  Speaker 1: Come on, I don't believe you. Listen what I need
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  Speaker 1: you do, and let me see your walk. Whop, let
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  Speaker 1: me see your walk. Go right ahead, pous to go ahead.
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  Speaker 1: All right. We have one of our one of our
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  Speaker 1: Caucasian apostles here. We're going to go to the Book
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  Speaker 1: of Collins. It says I can't feel it coming in
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  Speaker 1: the air tonight. That's what it said. I'm gonna say
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  Speaker 1: it one more time, coming in the airmy nba tonight.
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  Speaker 1: Oh man, let me get this last Let me get
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  Speaker 1: this last one it. Let me get this gut from
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  Speaker 1: the book the Book of Usha. Don't nobody kissing like
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  Speaker 1: you do? Bang bang bang bang, bang bang, bang bang.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you. That's church complaint. Coming up entertainment and national news.
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  Speaker 1: Right after this, you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 29:31
  Speaker 1: In today's entertainment news, seventy nine year old Reverend Jesse
• 29:35
  Speaker 1: Jackson and his wife Jacquelin have been hospitalized in Chicago
• 29:39
  Speaker 1: after testing positive for COVID nineteen. Reverend Jackson is vaccinated
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  Speaker 1: against the virus and received his first dose back in
• 29:46
  Speaker 1: January during a live broadcast as he urged others to
• 29:50
  Speaker 1: get vaccinated at the time. Despite having been diagnosed with
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  Speaker 1: Parkinson's disease, Reverend Jackson has remained active and has advocated
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  Speaker 1: for COVID nineteen backs scenes for black Americans now, according
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  Speaker 1: to m Sen. Earlier this month, he was arrested outside
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  Speaker 1: the US Capital during a demonstration calling for Congress to
• 30:09
  Speaker 1: end the filibuster in order to support voting rights. Prayer
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  Speaker 1: of healing, of course, going out to Reverend Jackson and
• 30:16
  Speaker 1: his lovely wife Jacqueline. Yeah, it's brave with him. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: And this story makes you think that maybe they need
• 30:29
  Speaker 1: to rethink and maybe speed up the third dose or
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  Speaker 1: especially those that were vaccinated early, which is our elderly population.
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  Speaker 1: Back in January and February. Yeah, so yeah, I get many. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: we gotta take nine most shots. If they got him
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  Speaker 1: around whatever pills shot, whyever you want to do it. Yeah,
• 31:12
  Speaker 1: we're praying for Reverend Jackson is absolutely absolutely quick and
• 31:16
  Speaker 1: speedy recovery and other entertainment news during the R. Kelly trial, well,
• 31:21
  Speaker 1: it has had some shocking testimony. Chris G. McGrath took
• 31:25
  Speaker 1: the stand. The doctor, who is a faculty member and
• 31:28
  Speaker 1: Northwestern University's Feinberg School of Medicine UM, testified about his
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  Speaker 1: twenty five years social and professional relationship with Kelly. Doctor
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  Speaker 1: McGrath said he started treating him for STDs as early
• 31:42
  Speaker 1: as nineteen ninety four, occasionally making house calls. He also
• 31:46
  Speaker 1: said that he prescribed herpes medication as early as two
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  Speaker 1: thousand and seven and uh now to review. Prosecutors say
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  Speaker 1: that Robert had unprotected sex with two partners and didn't
• 31:57
  Speaker 1: disclose the diagnosis his diagnosis. Those allegations fell under ten
• 32:02
  Speaker 1: of the charges Kelly faced in federal court. Even though
• 32:05
  Speaker 1: Kelly had had health insurance, he never paid McGrath for treatment.
• 32:10
  Speaker 1: He would, however, invite him and his wife, Jean to
• 32:14
  Speaker 1: parties dinners and pay for his flights to concerts around
• 32:18
  Speaker 1: the country. So you didn't pay your insurance, but you
• 32:21
  Speaker 1: paid for them to go to concerts. Well, the fact
• 32:25
  Speaker 1: that did they go, did they accept that? Yeah? You
• 32:28
  Speaker 1: know that. Well, he probably kept promising them, I'm gonna
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  Speaker 1: pay you. I'm gonna pay you. I'm going to pay you.
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  Speaker 1: You know, man, did you see those videos on social
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  Speaker 1: media of the prosecutors going to the courthouse all the
• 32:43
  Speaker 1: carts of evidence cases? If they get your wi in one, two,
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  Speaker 1: three up Krogel with them back, Yeah, moving their stuff
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  Speaker 1: from the mansion. All right, Jay, it is time for
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  Speaker 1: today's headlines. Please introduce. All right, everybody, it's time for
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  Speaker 1: the news with miss ann Trip. Thank you, Good morning everyone. Well, yes,
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  Speaker 1: the Reverend Jesse Jackson and Missus Jaqueline Jackson in a
• 33:14
  Speaker 1: Chicago hospital after both being diagnosed with COVID nineteen. However,
• 33:18
  Speaker 1: both were vaccinated. Their son, Jonathan says that both are
• 33:21
  Speaker 1: responding well to treatment, so we're very happy about that.
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  Speaker 1: And that's even though the civil rights icon, as you know,
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  Speaker 1: is afflicted with Parkinson's disease. The Reverend Jackson is seventy nine,
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  Speaker 1: his wife is seventy seven in Tennessee, now about twenty
• 33:34
  Speaker 1: two people reported dead, as many as sixty people missing
• 33:37
  Speaker 1: in the middle of that state, hit by record rainfall
• 33:39
  Speaker 1: Friday into Saturday morning courtesy of tropical storm on re
• 33:43
  Speaker 1: on Remay Landfall, and Rhode Island. Yesterday, the President has
• 33:46
  Speaker 1: approved emergency status and aid for New York, Connecticut, Rhode Island,
• 33:50
  Speaker 1: authorized FEMA and Federal Emergency Management Agency work, in other words,
• 33:54
  Speaker 1: to coordinate disaster and relief efforts. In a televised address
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  Speaker 1: on the White House yesterday, President Biden updated nation on
• 34:00
  Speaker 1: the evacuation efforts in Afghanistan. Mister Biden says close to
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  Speaker 1: four thousand people were evacuated this weekend by US forces.
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  Speaker 1: Another four thousand or so airlifted out aboard thirty five
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  Speaker 1: coalition vehicles or coalition planes, bringing the total number of
• 34:14
  Speaker 1: evacuations to over twenty five thousand people so far since
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  Speaker 1: Afghanistan fell to Taliban last week. Past week has been heartbreaking.
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  Speaker 1: We've seen gut wrenching images of panic people acting out
• 34:26
  Speaker 1: of sheer desperation. They're frightened, uncertain what happens next. We
• 34:31
  Speaker 1: have almost six thousand of America's finance fighting men and
• 34:35
  Speaker 1: women at the Kabul airport. Our NATO allies are strongly
• 34:39
  Speaker 1: standing with us, their troops keeping century alongside ours and Kaboul.
• 34:44
  Speaker 1: It'll be plenty of time to criticize in second guests
• 34:47
  Speaker 1: when this operation is over. But now now I'm focused
• 34:52
  Speaker 1: on getting this job done. And the President also hopes
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  Speaker 1: to host a summit meeting on the situation maybe tomorrow,
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  Speaker 1: and will convene the G seven group of the world
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: leading democracies so together we can coordinate our mutual approach,
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  Speaker 1: our united approach on Afghanistan and moving forward, we are
• 35:09
  Speaker 1: uniting with our closest partners to execute the mission at
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  Speaker 1: hand and to bring international pressure on the tally bomb
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  Speaker 1: with respect to the treatment of Afghan people overall, but
• 35:20
  Speaker 1: including Afghan particularly women and girls. And the President's reiterated
• 35:24
  Speaker 1: than any American who wishes to leave Afghanistan will get home. Meanwhile,
• 35:28
  Speaker 1: while mister Biden's being knocked for the way the evacuations
• 35:30
  Speaker 1: going at Homeland, security advisor to former Vice President Pence
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  Speaker 1: has a different take. Oliver Olivia Troy accuses the Trump
• 35:36
  Speaker 1: administration and Republicans of distorting the truth, and she writes
• 35:40
  Speaker 1: on Twitter the ex President actually sought to prevent Afghan
• 35:43
  Speaker 1: refugees from entering the US. Finally, sadly, actor Charlie Robinson
• 35:47
  Speaker 1: has died. Charlie Robinson was seventy five. He was perhaps
• 35:50
  Speaker 1: best known as Mac on the sitcom Night Court. Now
• 35:54
  Speaker 1: back to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You're listening show,
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  Speaker 1: Come on, Tommy introduced your the Captain team, Tommy President
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  Speaker 1: and CEO Captain all of that. Ladies and gentlemen, it
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  Speaker 1: is that time. We're about to take a ride. Buckle
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  Speaker 1: up and hold on tight, because we're going to deep,
• 36:13
  Speaker 1: deep into the mind of the one and only Jay
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  Speaker 1: Anthony propping head. If you won't do full up on me,
• 36:20
  Speaker 1: if you want through, it's all going down to the
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• 36:26
  Speaker 1: I got mister Alex Thomas and friends. Here we go,
• 36:30
  Speaker 1: Here we go. It's time once again for last week's
• 36:33
  Speaker 1: news with yours truly James ze Brown sung by Jay
• 36:37
  Speaker 1: Anthony Brown. Stop in the name of Love, and I'm
• 36:41
  Speaker 1: talking about COVID and the Delta virus. And it don't
• 36:44
  Speaker 1: look like it's gonna stop until we We're gonna be
• 36:47
  Speaker 1: rebody and go get your damn shot. I lost it.
• 36:51
  Speaker 1: Sorry I lost it. Yes you did, CHICR. But we
• 36:54
  Speaker 1: love you anyway. You came in dead last, damn run
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  Speaker 1: a race, but then I got high. I wan't gonna
• 37:04
  Speaker 1: run and run a race, but then I got hot.
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  Speaker 1: She was not hot. That's just the joke. Ak. We
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  Speaker 1: still love you. Next is my girl Emma Rose. Somebody's
• 37:14
  Speaker 1: sleeping in my bad looked like her boyfriend a E
• 37:20
  Speaker 1: had sex with the whole damn alphabet. Damn twelve people.
• 37:25
  Speaker 1: That's a lot of people. That's like, we are the world.
• 37:29
  Speaker 1: We are the children. Rock the boat, rocked the boat.
• 37:34
  Speaker 1: That's right to live. Music is shotting on the gram,
• 37:37
  Speaker 1: y'all number one. I love my mama. She's my favorite girl.
• 37:44
  Speaker 1: That's what Marlon Wayne said why he didn't marry his
• 37:47
  Speaker 1: baby mama because he wants his mama to be his
• 37:50
  Speaker 1: favorite girl. That's all right, Marmy. We love you anyway,
• 37:54
  Speaker 1: as long as you take your your beat. Hey be
• 37:57
  Speaker 1: why this goes out to all your baby mammas, just
• 38:01
  Speaker 1: goes out to all the baby mamas. I hate you
• 38:04
  Speaker 1: so much right now. I hate you so much right now.
• 38:08
  Speaker 1: That happened to Trump at his own damn rally when
• 38:11
  Speaker 1: he told his people to go get vaccinated. They were like,
• 38:13
  Speaker 1: moved trumpet get out the way, Trump, get out the way.
• 38:18
  Speaker 1: Moved Trump, get out the way. Upside the head sits
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  Speaker 1: upside the head side the head sit oops upside the
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  Speaker 1: head and oops is right? I think Biden me the
• 38:32
  Speaker 1: big mistake when he pulls the truth out of Afghan
• 38:35
  Speaker 1: understand whatout a planning, without a plan at all, left
• 38:38
  Speaker 1: all those people behind. But you know what, in the
• 38:41
  Speaker 1: words of Salt and Pepper, what a man want, A
• 38:43
  Speaker 1: man want, A man want a might a good man
• 38:46
  Speaker 1: and for me, for me is always a good week.
• 38:50
  Speaker 1: It is always a good week when the Cowboys lose.
• 38:54
  Speaker 1: We love you Cowboys fans, but I gotta sing this fan,
• 38:58
  Speaker 1: why don't you pick up yo feeling? Because it's been
• 39:03
  Speaker 1: the new with your shoon j Nthony Brown with the
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  Speaker 1: Steve Hobby Morning Show. Watch that did get up all
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  Speaker 1: that is going on inside of this Okay, coming up
• 39:16
  Speaker 1: in thirty four minutes after the hour, we'll talk about
• 39:19
  Speaker 1: dropping your kids off at college. We'll talk about that
• 39:21
  Speaker 1: right after this. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Well, guys,
• 39:27
  Speaker 1: it is time for back to school. I think Carla
• 39:29
  Speaker 1: mentioned that earlier she has to get her daughter up
• 39:32
  Speaker 1: today to go to her first day of school. A
• 39:34
  Speaker 1: little yeah, wait wait wait, yes, wake up too early, baby,
• 39:43
  Speaker 1: sleep all right. First, we've been seeing a lot of
• 39:47
  Speaker 1: posts on social media, on Instagram, on Facebook, TikTok about
• 39:51
  Speaker 1: dropping kids off at college. Now, this one guy posted,
• 39:54
  Speaker 1: my sister had to drop one of my nieces off
• 39:56
  Speaker 1: at college yesterday, and she and my brother in law
• 39:58
  Speaker 1: were both a hot men us, crying and everything. But
• 40:02
  Speaker 1: my niece, on the other hand, couldn't wait for them
• 40:05
  Speaker 1: to leave so she could start her college experience and
• 40:08
  Speaker 1: just kick it, you know. So this goes out to
• 40:12
  Speaker 1: the Morning Crew. Were you Were you happy to see
• 40:15
  Speaker 1: your parents finally leave after they dropped you off at school?
• 40:18
  Speaker 1: And Part two? How do you keep tabs or spy
• 40:21
  Speaker 1: on your kids while they are at school? Wow? Oh,
• 40:29
  Speaker 1: my pops was crying when I pulled out. Really yea, yeah,
• 40:32
  Speaker 1: my pops was cry But you know, my pops was
• 40:34
  Speaker 1: crying for a whole nother reason. You know, I had
• 40:37
  Speaker 1: taken a theater scholarship to take him and all them
• 40:40
  Speaker 1: years I was in in drama in school and stuff
• 40:44
  Speaker 1: like that. I had no idea that my pops was
• 40:47
  Speaker 1: a theater major at Southern University. So I'm you know,
• 40:52
  Speaker 1: he was like, you living my dream, boy, go get it.
• 40:55
  Speaker 1: I hadn't hear, you know. He dropped out his school
• 40:56
  Speaker 1: to help his mom take to help my grandparents take
• 40:59
  Speaker 1: care of my ten siblings. So it was the oldest.
• 41:03
  Speaker 1: So yeah, so yeah, my Pomps was crying. He was crying.
• 41:06
  Speaker 1: I'm not what he told me that. Still, I was
• 41:07
  Speaker 1: crying all the way to school. Everybody crying. I will
• 41:13
  Speaker 1: be I will be crying when I dropped sitting they
• 41:15
  Speaker 1: off next that's next year. I will be in tears. Well,
• 41:19
  Speaker 1: I went to a trade school with fifty miles from Columbia,
• 41:22
  Speaker 1: South Carolina, and my mother was crying, But those were
• 41:24
  Speaker 1: tears of joy. There was were definitely cheers and joy
• 41:27
  Speaker 1: to that was that I was leaving and I was
• 41:29
  Speaker 1: out the house, and she was so happy that I
• 41:31
  Speaker 1: was going away, you know, to become a tailor. And
• 41:35
  Speaker 1: she was just crying and laughing at the whole the
• 41:37
  Speaker 1: same damn time. Man, It was just joy for her.
• 41:40
  Speaker 1: And she was there when I graduated, so it was cool.
• 41:42
  Speaker 1: It was cool, but but like you when you when
• 41:44
  Speaker 1: you first put all your stuff up time. I don't
• 41:46
  Speaker 1: know about you. You put up your stuff up in
• 41:48
  Speaker 1: the room and you go, damn, I'm here by myself. Man. Yeah, yeah,
• 41:53
  Speaker 1: it hits you. Man. Nobody telling you, yeah, telling you
• 41:59
  Speaker 1: what to do. Man, this is you know, I had
• 42:01
  Speaker 1: a roommate and this is man, this what I'm gonna
• 42:04
  Speaker 1: do next? You know, but didn't you adjust you that
• 42:08
  Speaker 1: first day? Is something? Man, it's something junior. You got
• 42:11
  Speaker 1: dropped off. I got dropped off. I didn't want my
• 42:15
  Speaker 1: parents to leave. I didn't if you say at prayer, yeah,
• 42:21
  Speaker 1: because they caused the problem. Because see when you pull
• 42:24
  Speaker 1: up with two cars full of stuff and then my
• 42:26
  Speaker 1: mama hop out and say you you you you, and
• 42:29
  Speaker 1: you go take your stuff to this room. Now I
• 42:31
  Speaker 1: got a problem. I don't know these dudes to plush strikes.
• 42:35
  Speaker 1: Then they're gonna say, all right, now y'all take it
• 42:37
  Speaker 1: to get something eat. Hey, they're gonna want my ass.
• 42:39
  Speaker 1: Soon as you pull off. You made a move all
• 42:42
  Speaker 1: my stuff in the door, and then that don't even
• 42:45
  Speaker 1: know me, and then y'all leave it where y'all going.
• 42:46
  Speaker 1: It's a fight about to jump off. If I brought
• 42:48
  Speaker 1: the next twenty minute but thank god day by homeboys.
• 42:51
  Speaker 1: To this day, we still tight. I mean, we actually
• 42:55
  Speaker 1: have to all be in the same bay area and
• 42:57
  Speaker 1: you don't even have across the hall for me. Man,
• 42:59
  Speaker 1: But my mom made to move all my stuff in
• 43:01
  Speaker 1: the dorm, and I was nervous because I was like, man,
• 43:03
  Speaker 1: if I had to pack this heavy chest up here
• 43:05
  Speaker 1: for somebody else, Man, I'm the leave. I don't want
• 43:10
  Speaker 1: them to leave. It was fun, It was fun, I
• 43:13
  Speaker 1: think for me. When I moved in, my mom cried.
• 43:16
  Speaker 1: But you know, my best friend was my roommate and
• 43:18
  Speaker 1: our moms were best friends. So when they left Toria
• 43:22
  Speaker 1: Now we looked at until I walked across the campus
• 43:30
  Speaker 1: and my advisor looked at me and said, you want
• 43:32
  Speaker 1: to join us in class or should I call your mama?
• 43:34
  Speaker 1: Said I'm coming, I'm coming right there, right there. Good times,
• 43:42
  Speaker 1: good times, good time. So next year, timey Sydney, next
• 43:48
  Speaker 1: baby girl. Yeah, you got to be crying, I know.
• 43:52
  Speaker 1: And we still we still ain't picked the college yet.
• 43:54
  Speaker 1: We still oh you got time. Though she has her
• 43:57
  Speaker 1: pick of the letter. She can go anywhere. She's straight days.
• 44:01
  Speaker 1: That's a cool feeling. Kind of won down the street,
• 44:05
  Speaker 1: kind of don't I'm worried, all right, all right? What
• 44:09
  Speaker 1: he's kids though, Yeah, we'll talk about it. First day
• 44:12
  Speaker 1: of school, you guys, you're your best and be safe.
• 44:14
  Speaker 1: Please be safe. Coming up next the nephew with a
• 44:17
  Speaker 1: praying phone call. Right after this, you're listening to the
• 44:21
  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show. Coming up at the top of
• 44:24
  Speaker 1: the hour. Right about four minutes after. It's my strawberry
• 44:27
  Speaker 1: letter for today. The subject is at number one or
• 44:30
  Speaker 1: number two. We'll get into it. We'll get into it
• 44:34
  Speaker 1: a little later, but right now the nephew is in
• 44:36
  Speaker 1: the building with today's praying phone call. What you got
• 44:40
  Speaker 1: for us? Nev you hit my car? You hit my car.
• 44:50
  Speaker 1: You know you did, and you know you diat. All right,
• 44:53
  Speaker 1: so we're not gonna be we were not even go
• 44:55
  Speaker 1: back and forth. Here we go. You hit my call.
• 44:57
  Speaker 1: Let's go get Oh you waste rym. It's a lot
• 45:00
  Speaker 1: of place. Hello, I'm trying to speak to a dels.
• 45:04
  Speaker 1: This is she? Do you live in an apartment number
• 45:06
  Speaker 1: seven eighth? That depends on who are asking. My name
• 45:11
  Speaker 1: is Herman Wales. I live in building three, apartment one
• 45:13
  Speaker 1: on five. Do you live in an apartment number seventy eight.
• 45:17
  Speaker 1: What you want with where I live? Look, man, do
• 45:20
  Speaker 1: you drive a camera or toyo? The camera? Light blue? One? Yes?
• 45:24
  Speaker 1: All right? Your next dough neighbor then told me that
• 45:28
  Speaker 1: you ran into my car. I got a being as
• 45:30
  Speaker 1: a block one of two thousand and five C two forty.
• 45:33
  Speaker 1: Now I got light blue scratches on my neighbor told
• 45:38
  Speaker 1: you what your neighbor. Matter of fact, his name is
• 45:42
  Speaker 1: Brian Kendall to the little across the hall? What the
• 45:48
  Speaker 1: cross adem that little cross the hall told you what? Man? Listen,
• 45:53
  Speaker 1: all I know is he say he lived in apartment eighty.
• 45:56
  Speaker 1: He lived next dough to you. You live in a
• 45:58
  Speaker 1: supposedly apartment seventy age right here in Cambridge Court apartments.
• 46:02
  Speaker 1: Now all I'm saying here he told me your car
• 46:05
  Speaker 1: is which is the light blue car hit my back
• 46:08
  Speaker 1: into my car? Now, I ain't trying to create no problem,
• 46:10
  Speaker 1: but somebody got to fix my car and I got
• 46:12
  Speaker 1: light blue scratches on my bends. Uh. Last I checked
• 46:17
  Speaker 1: my light blue clamming. Wasn't the only light blue camera
• 46:19
  Speaker 1: they made? Ma'am you're the only light You're the only
• 46:22
  Speaker 1: light blue car. In the parking lot anywhere, the only
• 46:25
  Speaker 1: light blue car in the parking lot. Right now, I
• 46:28
  Speaker 1: ain't gonna say I've been the only light blue car
• 46:30
  Speaker 1: in the damn parking lot. Man, I'm done. Look and
• 46:35
  Speaker 1: I'm in the middle watching tea. What can I do
• 46:38
  Speaker 1: for you? What do you mean? What can you do
• 46:40
  Speaker 1: for mean? You didn't hit my car? I ain't touch
• 46:42
  Speaker 1: your damn car. If you got some cameras out in
• 46:44
  Speaker 1: this parking lot that saw me hit your car, no,
• 46:47
  Speaker 1: I don't have no cameras. But then I believe this
• 46:50
  Speaker 1: conversation is over, and I don't give a damn what's
• 46:54
  Speaker 1: across that man across the hall told you. Look, let
• 46:57
  Speaker 1: me tell you something. You didn't hit my car. Now
• 46:59
  Speaker 1: you gonna do it out? Hold on? Hold on? Player?
• 47:02
  Speaker 1: Uh is you yelling at me? I'm not yelling at you,
• 47:05
  Speaker 1: But you didn't hit my car. You the only touch
• 47:07
  Speaker 1: your damn you're the only light blue car in the
• 47:10
  Speaker 1: parking lot, the only light blue car in the parking lot. Nah.
• 47:14
  Speaker 1: And as a matter of crrect, my car ain't eat
• 47:16
  Speaker 1: me in the parking lot. My sister bar my car
• 47:18
  Speaker 1: go to the stop. What is it possible that your
• 47:20
  Speaker 1: sister is the one that hit my car? Now? Nah?
• 47:24
  Speaker 1: What okay? Is your sister? When is she coming back?
• 47:27
  Speaker 1: Maybe she hit my car and didn't tell you she
• 47:29
  Speaker 1: hit my car. Now she ain't hit your car. She
• 47:31
  Speaker 1: ain't hit your car because she would have told me
• 47:33
  Speaker 1: she hit your damn call. Look, uh, I said, ain't
• 47:37
  Speaker 1: nobody to hit your damn car. My car ain't got
• 47:39
  Speaker 1: no damn scratches on it. What you ain't gonna be
• 47:42
  Speaker 1: at me? You won't give a what kind of scratches
• 47:45
  Speaker 1: you got on your car? But I can't do a
• 47:48
  Speaker 1: damn thing about it. And even if you did, let
• 47:50
  Speaker 1: me just be clear, I ain't got no insurance, no way,
• 47:53
  Speaker 1: so I can't do nothing for you. Wait a minute,
• 47:56
  Speaker 1: Wait a minute, let me tell you something you ain't
• 47:57
  Speaker 1: got to tell me. You ain't got tell me more. Fine,
• 48:00
  Speaker 1: and as far as I'm concerned, this conversation is over.
• 48:04
  Speaker 1: Wait a minute, let me ask you call it back. Mister.
• 48:10
  Speaker 1: You act like I ain't got about You had them
• 48:18
  Speaker 1: scratches on your car all ready, and you ain't going
• 48:22
  Speaker 1: to use me as no more an excuse to get
• 48:24
  Speaker 1: you no new papers. I had no scratches already on
• 48:27
  Speaker 1: my car. Yeah you had him. Oh yeah, you had
• 48:29
  Speaker 1: no I'm gonna tell him an insurance and just if
• 48:32
  Speaker 1: he come over here, Nah, because you're gonna be using
• 48:35
  Speaker 1: your insurance. I now re told you ain't got any
• 48:38
  Speaker 1: don't make me come over to your apartment. No. Seven.
• 48:40
  Speaker 1: Standing in the door. I'm on my way to the
• 48:42
  Speaker 1: doll Nah, I'm standing in the door. Come out, come out. Look,
• 48:46
  Speaker 1: I got thirty five hundred dollars worth for scratches on
• 48:48
  Speaker 1: my car that you need to pay for. You the
• 48:50
  Speaker 1: only you're the only worth thirty five more one hundred dollars.
• 48:55
  Speaker 1: So you already doing better than me? What? What? What? What? Look?
• 49:01
  Speaker 1: I not ready told you. I'm tired of talking to you.
• 49:03
  Speaker 1: I'm watching TV and you ain't got stiff talking to
• 49:06
  Speaker 1: me about. I need to talk to you about this car. Lady.
• 49:09
  Speaker 1: Listen to your call. My car ain't bumped up against
• 49:14
  Speaker 1: your call. I ain't even park next to know BMW's late.
• 49:18
  Speaker 1: It's a bens Ever, it's a BENC two forty, a
• 49:23
  Speaker 1: black Give a damn if it's a being seven seven
• 49:27
  Speaker 1: to seven, I can't help you. They don't make a
• 49:30
  Speaker 1: seven seven lady. Look, you know what can I say something?
• 49:35
  Speaker 1: To you. No, you can't say you know what you
• 49:38
  Speaker 1: can say to me. You can say by I just
• 49:41
  Speaker 1: want to say one more thing to you, one more thing.
• 49:43
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna give your one moment and fine, go ahead
• 49:46
  Speaker 1: on all. I want to say this, nephew, timing from
• 49:48
  Speaker 1: the Steve Harvard Morning Show. Your sister robbing out of DC,
• 49:52
  Speaker 1: putting me off, make me you know what? I don't
• 49:58
  Speaker 1: even have y'all show. I listened to the show on
• 50:01
  Speaker 1: the inn a knee and this boy, Oh you wait
• 50:05
  Speaker 1: till I talk to her? All right, mister Dale, will
• 50:08
  Speaker 1: listen before you go. Can you tell me what is
• 50:11
  Speaker 1: the baddest radio show in the land? The Steve Harbor Morning?
• 50:16
  Speaker 1: So all right that you taught me you knew you
• 50:20
  Speaker 1: didn't run into nobody? Damn I hit nobody because I'll
• 50:23
  Speaker 1: be trying to talk myself out there, falk. Won't nobody
• 50:26
  Speaker 1: hit me? You know? All right? You're talking about the
• 50:33
  Speaker 1: cross side blanket and blank cross the hall. That's what
• 50:37
  Speaker 1: you're talking about. Across I'm the only light blue came
• 50:44
  Speaker 1: in the parking lot, right man? Well, y'all get the
• 50:51
  Speaker 1: Ramo noodles all over. The play got out? Did you
• 50:57
  Speaker 1: hear what I said. She go back, ha, what what what? What? What? What? Alright?
• 51:06
  Speaker 1: Keeping stupid keeper, stupid man. All right, let me let
• 51:09
  Speaker 1: me try to run out of my love calendar here
• 51:11
  Speaker 1: because I got a little sum something. Let's see West
• 51:13
  Speaker 1: Palm Beach, Florida, twenty four to twenty fifth at the Improv.
• 51:16
  Speaker 1: That's September twenty four, twenty fifth at the Improv. All right,
• 51:19
  Speaker 1: you got that down. That's for y'all. Down and flod Detroit, Michigan. Yeah, Detroit. Uh,
• 51:25
  Speaker 1: that's October the sixteenth, nephew coming through. All right, let
• 51:31
  Speaker 1: me let me look at let me look at my numbers.
• 51:33
  Speaker 1: Ain't gon a Schucker, It ain't o what November? Should
• 51:36
  Speaker 1: I go that DAP? Should I go that DP? November? Yeah,
• 51:40
  Speaker 1: November twelfth and thirteen? Where we at we are, Jacksonville, Florida.
• 51:43
  Speaker 1: The nephew coming to town, Jacksonville, Floda twelfth and thirteen.
• 51:47
  Speaker 1: Oh somewhere I've never been before. November the twentieth, Dayton, Ohio, Dayton,
• 51:53
  Speaker 1: Ohio at the Convention Center. Yeah, Nephew, Timmy and friends,
• 51:58
  Speaker 1: it's coming to day Ohio's get your tickets when they
• 52:01
  Speaker 1: if they're gonna sell and come check out the nephew dating.
• 52:04
  Speaker 1: I ain't gonna see y'all. Y'all ain't know seeing me,
• 52:06
  Speaker 1: so let's do it. It's a date. Let's do this
• 52:09
  Speaker 1: together with Man's Day. It's a date in Dayton. It's
• 52:13
  Speaker 1: a date in Dayton. Okay, the twenty of the November,
• 52:17
  Speaker 1: the nephews coming to town, and then I'm gonna get
• 52:19
  Speaker 1: yall that whole later on. I'm give y'all that old
• 52:22
  Speaker 1: New Year's Eve line up. I'm talking about it for
• 52:25
  Speaker 1: a city run, y'all. Ain't ready, y'all, I ain't ready,
• 52:29
  Speaker 1: but it's gonna happen thirty thirty first, first second, Wait
• 52:32
  Speaker 1: till I tick you. Yeah, I ain't tell you that
• 52:34
  Speaker 1: right now, but wait till I tell you coming to
• 52:37
  Speaker 1: town car. I ain't got no tickets for you even
• 52:42
  Speaker 1: tell you. I'm so glad you mentioned that I do
• 52:47
  Speaker 1: have cousins in Dayton. Oh my daddy's sad. Where you
• 52:52
  Speaker 1: going again? When you twy November twenty Okay, holla at
• 52:57
  Speaker 1: your girl who's they won't be ipp you know what?
• 53:02
  Speaker 1: People ask for two tickets or even four tickets. I'll
• 53:05
  Speaker 1: just be puzzled by by friends you think you can
• 53:08
  Speaker 1: get us ten ten? Are you serious tickets? I was
• 53:12
  Speaker 1: gonna ask for eight? Is that it's not ten? Carla,
• 53:16
  Speaker 1: it's not ten. Listen. Listen people, when you ask somebody
• 53:20
  Speaker 1: for tickets for is the limit? So everybody listening for
• 53:24
  Speaker 1: is the limit? Don't go. That's a hook up ticket
• 53:30
  Speaker 1: to all Right, Well, thank you, Nephew, Congratulations on your tour.
• 53:36
  Speaker 1: Coming up next, Strawberry Letters. Subject is it number one
• 53:39
  Speaker 1: or number two? We'll find out when we get into it.
• 53:42
  Speaker 1: Right after this. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 53:47
  Speaker 1: All right, Carla, before we get to the Strawberry Letter,
• 53:50
  Speaker 1: let's let's shout out New York. Yeah, I mean, we
• 53:54
  Speaker 1: really want to shout out Saturday Night Monica, Mississippi. Monica
• 53:57
  Speaker 1: wanted me to remind everybody about out all of it.
• 54:01
  Speaker 1: At least over sixty thousand, seventy thousand people vaccinated attend
• 54:06
  Speaker 1: the you know, New York concert. New York was coming
• 54:09
  Speaker 1: back at Central Park. Career. Did you guys see that
• 54:13
  Speaker 1: l el j Buster Rhymes, You saw Junior Fat Joe.
• 54:17
  Speaker 1: It was good, Okay, it was good. Everyone was out there.
• 54:20
  Speaker 1: They were vaccinated. It was mandatory for them to have
• 54:23
  Speaker 1: been vaccinated. Vaccinated. Yeah, and I saw Don Lemon on
• 54:28
  Speaker 1: stage taking the selfie with all those people, so we
• 54:30
  Speaker 1: want to shot them out. We know that New York
• 54:32
  Speaker 1: has gotten hidden a little bit from unread the hurricane
• 54:36
  Speaker 1: and it was bad weather before the concert. Remember when
• 54:39
  Speaker 1: Diana Ross performed at Central Park, it was Central Podcast.
• 54:45
  Speaker 1: The guy, the guy who wrote with us on the
• 54:47
  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Show named Chris. He was one of the
• 54:49
  Speaker 1: writers on that show, so shouts out to him too.
• 54:52
  Speaker 1: He's a native. Yeah. Yeah, we love New York. We
• 54:56
  Speaker 1: love a big love, open to d We're ready, We're
• 55:01
  Speaker 1: ready to go. We want to see some plays. That's
• 55:03
  Speaker 1: what we want to see. Thank Yeah, I love New York. Yeah,
• 55:09
  Speaker 1: all right, time now for my Strawberry Letter for today.
• 55:12
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• 55:31
  Speaker 1: this one right here, right now. Buckle up, ahol on tight,
• 55:34
  Speaker 1: we got it for you here. It is a Strawberry letter. Subject,
• 55:38
  Speaker 1: is it number one or number two. Dear Stephen Shirley,
• 55:41
  Speaker 1: I am a twenty nine year old single woman and
• 55:43
  Speaker 1: I've been dating a twenty nine year old man for
• 55:45
  Speaker 1: four years. We have an on and off relationship and
• 55:50
  Speaker 1: we broke up over a year ago, and he met
• 55:53
  Speaker 1: a chick and she fell in love with him quickly.
• 55:55
  Speaker 1: He said it was just casual sex, but when he
• 55:58
  Speaker 1: and I decided to get back to together, she wouldn't
• 56:01
  Speaker 1: stop bothering us. She caused problems in our relationship all
• 56:04
  Speaker 1: the time, and one night she went to his house drunk,
• 56:07
  Speaker 1: so he made her some coffee and let her sleep
• 56:11
  Speaker 1: on his couch. He told me she snuck into his
• 56:14
  Speaker 1: bed in the middle of the night and they had sex.
• 56:18
  Speaker 1: From that one encounter, she ended up getting pregnant and
• 56:22
  Speaker 1: he felt pressured to marry her. A few weeks later,
• 56:25
  Speaker 1: I found out I was pregnant too, and he hit
• 56:30
  Speaker 1: me with the news that he was marrying this other chick.
• 56:33
  Speaker 1: He said it was just for the baby. I asked him,
• 56:36
  Speaker 1: what about our baby and if that meant that she
• 56:38
  Speaker 1: is number one and I was number two. He said
• 56:40
  Speaker 1: it wasn't that simple and asked me to give him
• 56:43
  Speaker 1: some time. He was all excited when he found out
• 56:46
  Speaker 1: I was having a boy. He said he wanted our
• 56:48
  Speaker 1: son to be named after him. That made me hopeful
• 56:52
  Speaker 1: that we'd be a family one day soon. She had
• 56:55
  Speaker 1: her baby two weeks before I did, and he called
• 56:58
  Speaker 1: to tell me it was a boy and that his
• 57:00
  Speaker 1: son is named after him, so we would have to
• 57:03
  Speaker 1: find another name from my son. I told him I
• 57:06
  Speaker 1: did not ever want to speak to him again, and
• 57:09
  Speaker 1: when my son was born, I texted him to let
• 57:11
  Speaker 1: him know and he didn't reply. It's been weeks and
• 57:15
  Speaker 1: I haven't heard from him. I don't understand how he
• 57:18
  Speaker 1: chose her and her baby over us. I have made
• 57:20
  Speaker 1: sure his wife has seen my son, since he looks
• 57:23
  Speaker 1: just like his daddy. How did I go from being
• 57:26
  Speaker 1: number one to number two to not being in his
• 57:29
  Speaker 1: life at all? Oh my goodness, this hurts my heart
• 57:34
  Speaker 1: right here, stuff like this, because I really really really
• 57:38
  Speaker 1: want my sisters in these disrespectful, crazy relationships to get it.
• 57:42
  Speaker 1: You gotta take a step back and look at what's
• 57:45
  Speaker 1: really going on and what's been going on for four
• 57:48
  Speaker 1: years of your life. You were with someone who did
• 57:51
  Speaker 1: not claim you. First of all, you should never have
• 57:55
  Speaker 1: to ask this question, are you number one to number two?
• 57:59
  Speaker 1: Because if you have to ask, that means you're number one.
• 58:02
  Speaker 1: You're neither one. Okay, that's right, you are now not now,
• 58:08
  Speaker 1: nor have you ever been number one? Okay. He doesn't
• 58:11
  Speaker 1: treat you like number one. He's never treated you like
• 58:13
  Speaker 1: number one. You said the relationship was off and on
• 58:16
  Speaker 1: to begin with, and while you're off, he got with
• 58:18
  Speaker 1: someone else. This was over a year ago, and he
• 58:21
  Speaker 1: has a real relationship with them. How do we know
• 58:24
  Speaker 1: all of this because he what married her, all these things,
• 58:28
  Speaker 1: he named their son after him. All you have is
• 58:33
  Speaker 1: a sexual relationship with him. I mean you know that's it.
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  Speaker 1: And how do we know this because you got pregnant.
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  Speaker 1: So now is the time for you to realize that
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  Speaker 1: he's been lying to you all along and that his
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  Speaker 1: future does not include you period. It just does not.
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  Speaker 1: It never really has except for you know, when you
• 58:52
  Speaker 1: guys were on and he came over to have sex
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  Speaker 1: with you. So at this point you need to stop
• 58:58
  Speaker 1: worrying about being his number one or even his number two,
• 59:02
  Speaker 1: and you gotta put yourself number one. Okay, you need
• 59:06
  Speaker 1: to be number one to yourself respect, yourself, get your
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  Speaker 1: self esteem, ups. Don't let any man, or him or
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  Speaker 1: anyone else treat you like this, and take this man
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  Speaker 1: to court and get some child support. You're gonna have
• 59:19
  Speaker 1: to move on with your life, okay, because he's married
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  Speaker 1: to her. And that's it, all right, Tommy. I don't
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  Speaker 1: think you're number one a number two. I think you
• 59:29
  Speaker 1: just somebody that just made some crazy, crazy decisions that
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  Speaker 1: didn't go well for you. This brand him. He don't
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  Speaker 1: want you, he didn't make you shouldn't know that by now, right,
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  Speaker 1: he don't want you. I hope he doesn't take it.
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  Speaker 1: I hope he takes care of his child. Well, here's
• 59:44
  Speaker 1: what I didn't understand. I didn't understand this that this
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  Speaker 1: girl went by his high. He gave us some coffee.
• 59:51
  Speaker 1: And now I ain't coffee supposed to keep you up?
• 59:53
  Speaker 1: Ain't there? We're comfort due? Yeah, yeah, don't coffee keep
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  Speaker 1: you up. That's why she was up in the middle
• 59:57
  Speaker 1: of the night. That's why she went in the bedroom
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 1: you had from coffee. She looks how to wait? All right,
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 1: This is what this one was really going. Also, now
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 1: you got two babies. Here's what I don't need to
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  Speaker 1: understand about any of y'all. I don't understand this unprotected
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 1: sex that's going on, and now it's two babies at
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 1: the same time of this brother. He just going back
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 1: and forth between y'all and you haven't realized it. You
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 1: know what you gotta do. You gotta do this. You
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 1: gotta have some respect for yourself. You got the lady up.
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 1: You got to forget about him. You gotta raise your child.
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 1: Enough said. All right, we'll have part two of the
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  Speaker 1: Strawberry Letter coming up at twenty three minutes after the
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  Speaker 1: hour of subject is it number one or number two?
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  Speaker 1: We'll get back into it right after this. You're listening
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, guys, let's recap today's
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 1: Strawberry Letter. The subject isn't number one or number two?
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  Speaker 1: A twenty nine year old woman wrote in she's single.
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  Speaker 1: She's been dating a twenty nine year old man for
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 1: four years. They've had an on and off relationship for
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 1: those four years. They broke up about a year ago.
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  Speaker 1: While they broke up, he met a chick, she says,
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 1: fell in love. The chick fell in love with him quickly.
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  Speaker 1: He said. It was just casual sex, but then the
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  Speaker 1: two of them decided to get back together. And then
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  Speaker 1: this other woman that he met while they were off.
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 1: While they were off, wouldn't leave them alone. She kept
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  Speaker 1: bothering them. She got pregnant by him. He decided to
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  Speaker 1: marry her, and then the woman who wrote the letter
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 1: found out she was pregnant as well. The man told
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 1: her to name the son that she was having after him,
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  Speaker 1: but come to find out, the wife also had a boy,
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  Speaker 1: so she named him after her husband. So this woman
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  Speaker 1: who wrote the letter is confused. She wants to know
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  Speaker 1: is she number one? Is she number two? Why is
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 1: he lying? Why is she out of his life? He
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 1: didn't text her back when she told her that the
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 1: baby was born or anything. So she's trying to figure
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 1: it out. But there's nothing to figure out. He has
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  Speaker 1: moved on, and that's what you need to do. Jay,
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  Speaker 1: What you got. I' gonna give you some numbers real quick. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna give you some damn numbers. Number one, that
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  Speaker 1: man has moved on with his damn life. Okay. Number
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  Speaker 1: two is number two? He not thinking about you or
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 1: that damn baby. Number three. Once you get a number,
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 1: you've been in a place where they give you a number.
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  Speaker 1: Once you get that number, that is your damn number.
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  Speaker 1: You can't change that number. You are number, you are
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  Speaker 1: number you probably number eight, you number eight. You ain't
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 1: even you ain't even two, three, four, five, six, seven
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  Speaker 1: or eight. Number four. That man's got his hands full
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  Speaker 1: with the baby that he has. He ain't got time
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  Speaker 1: to take on another baby. Number five, I wish you
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  Speaker 1: woug over there in clown. Your life is in hell. Nine,
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  Speaker 1: Leave it like it is, move on with your not
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  Speaker 1: And I'm sure that baby probably even look like him.
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  Speaker 1: It probably doesn't even look like him at all. You
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 1: just saying that won't know what that baby looked like.
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  Speaker 1: And he was absolutely right. You did sneak into bed,
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 1: you did put him on. He wasn't up all that.
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  Speaker 1: He put your ass on the couch. They say, I
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 1: know you in the bed. That isn't his fault. That
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 1: your damn fault. You need to accept some responsibility. But
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 1: where you are right now in your life, that's number six.
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  Speaker 1: Leave that man alone. That's not his baby. Move on
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 1: with your life. That's it. Number six. I'm dying. You
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 1: don't think it's his baby. He don't know that in
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 1: his damn baby he put on the couch. Next thing
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 1: he knows she in the bed. That any way he
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 1: put you, he puts put you on the couch. Why
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 1: are you that he's marrying on the couch. Yeah, that's
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 1: the one he loved. Did he married who he loved? Yeah?
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 1: He don't. He don't love you. Who's saying that? Sound
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 1: we don't love him? Who say? Hey down? Yeah? Let
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 1: me let me just tell us lady this, um, you
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  Speaker 1: know I'm with you first of all, everybody great, great answers,
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 1: because we don't know what number you are, but you
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  Speaker 1: only gave us to to choose from. So we go
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  Speaker 1: off or number one and number two. There's a litmus
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 1: test for this, and we gonna gain you a litmus two.
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 1: We're gonna find out if you're a number one and
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 1: number two, we're gonna throw the question back at you. Now,
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 1: I breathe with surety. If you went first of all,
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 1: if you have to ask, probably number two. And here's why.
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 1: Number one don't know nothing about number twos, but U
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 1: twos know everything about number one. What you think I'm lying?
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 1: You just sat here and wrote us a whole letter
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 1: with info about number one, a whole letter you know
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  Speaker 1: about the marriage. Matter of fact, you made your favorite
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 1: a number two because you had to take the name
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 1: you want it and give it the number one. You
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 1: were number two. I don't look notice number one didn't
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  Speaker 1: write in. Number two wrote it because number one don't
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 1: know nothing about you. She may suspect you around, but
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 1: she don't know, so she gonna get married. And let
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 1: me tell you another thing. Men, tell No. Umber two
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 1: is believable lies. I'm doing this for the baby. That's
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 1: why I'm marrying hoof. You believe this man gostelling for
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 1: the full fledged church. Pat to the rim and say,
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 1: I'm only here because we got this baby. Go ahead,
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 1: reb bring the vials on. He loved number one. That's
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 1: why number one get to go over there, fall asleep,
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 1: sneak in the room. She didn't sneak, She walked in there.
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 1: She didn't never on the couch. She was never on
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 1: the couch. You ain't even now. Why would she be
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 1: on the couch and you ain't there? He was dash.
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 1: She might be on the couch, but you weren't there.
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 1: You believe another lie. I put on the couch. No
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 1: she did. She took a coffee cup drinking on the
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 1: side of the bed with him. Didn't They had sex
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 1: and he was at home. We tell you believable lies.
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 1: Not here. You are trying to fail. If you're a
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 1: number one, number two, I suspect, like Jason, you might
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 1: be number eight. We don't know what number you are,
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 1: could be two through ten, don't know. But you n
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 1: number one though, We definitely know because number one don't
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 1: know nothing about number two, but number two know everything
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  Speaker 1: about number one. I bet you don't call you unless
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 1: you're out of town. They've been in this, we'll say,
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 1: just relationship for lack of a better term, for four years.
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 1: But this is the years that's over. That's oh yeah,
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 1: that's they broke up over a year ago. That some experience.
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 1: It's come on, tell it's some experienced number two. It's
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 1: a number two, been out there thirty years a number two. Yeah,
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 1: but cold at it. Thought it though, and and let's
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 1: let's go and say this. You can't have like George
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 1: Farmer had a bunch of Georges. You can have some
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 1: them kids can have the same name. If it was
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 1: like five George Farm, we gotta get out of here.
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 1: Ye name him the second whatever you name him before
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 1: it's talk with Junior. In forty six minutes after right
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 1: after this. You're listening time now for junior sports talk.
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 1: Junior what you got? Thank you Shirley. Well, first of all,
• 1:07:07
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• 1:07:10
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• 1:07:22
  Speaker 1: But now for sports talk or an interesting weekend. We've
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 1: had it in football season and I don't know if
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 1: y'all saw this. Uh, there wasn't just action on the
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 1: field in Pittsburgh between Pittsburgh Steams that Detroit Lions, which
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 1: ended in twenty six to twenty. The Steelers won, but
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 1: they also won in the stands too. Did y'all see
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 1: the fight that happened in the stands? Yeah? Did you
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 1: see that? You're gonna learn to keep your hands to
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 1: yourself as an adult? Yeah, okay, as an adult. Now,
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 1: this white woman snapped the black band in the face.
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 1: Everybody saw it, Well, I didn't. The stand then the
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 1: buck man pushed her and now her husband tried to
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 1: jump in and defend her. Well you know how that went,
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 1: because you know you got to protect her honor. You
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 1: cannot watch your girl get pushed and you you don't
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 1: do nothing you gotta do, but you know you gotta
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 1: do something. And the man already. Man, you gotta be ready,
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 1: You got to be ready. But soon he jumped in.
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 1: I'm talking about this brother koled him within about thirty
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 1: about thirty round, first round KO thirty seconds maybe, and
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  Speaker 1: the dude got knocked back. He him so hard he
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 1: knocked him back in his seat. He was sitting, he
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 1: was sitting back down. Did just did you hear somebody
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 1: behind him yell though, Jad he got knocked out. Somebody
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 1: said somebody find his glasses. Yeah, let's get him out
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 1: of here, Get him out of here. Man. That was crazy. Man,
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 1: I said, many old woman and got your ass wolf Man.
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 1: You could avoid it. That Jay, he just would talk
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 1: him and said, man, what she do she slapped you?
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 1: Let me talk to you. What you're slapping? Fuck? No, no,
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 1: don't put your hand. I'm sorry, brother, because you know
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 1: he's been getting knocked out. Start apologizing right away, because
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 1: he didn't. It was I'm are brother. She's gonna learn
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 1: to keep our hands to us. So you start messing
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 1: with folks. You just show last either game. I know that,
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 1: show last one. Can't he got somebody else he can't
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 1: take no. Also in other sports and other sports, track
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 1: nuwe y'all saw a track starch place and the women's
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 1: one hundred meter race at the Nike Prefontaine classes in Oregon.
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 1: You know we wanted to see Chakari run after she
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 1: couldn't race in the Olympics after a positive marri wanna test.
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 1: Take a list. This is why race. I'm not done.
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 1: You know what I'm calling You want to talk because
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 1: I'm here to stay. I'm not done. I'm the sixth
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 1: fastest woman in this game. Whatever. They can't nobody ever
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 1: take that from me. You know right man, you know
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 1: them Jamaican's gave her that weed. You know. Get out
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 1: of here. You all are not gonna do this coming
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 1: up and a comedy roulette right after this. You're listening.
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 1: Time now for comedy roulette. Guys. Set it up, Jay, please,
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 1: here we go. You put three stepjects on wheel. We'll
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 1: make it funny wherever it stops. Watch us do it.
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 1: Watch us all right, here we go. Today's categories are
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 1: things a woman can say to a man that cannot
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 1: be taught, all right, cut your due, all right. Also
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 1: things you say to someone when you break something in
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 1: their home. Sorry, just won't cut it, okay. Things step
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 1: dad say to step kids when their moms are not
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 1: in the room, Like I like that one, I really
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 1: like that all day. You like your puppy? That's the one,
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 1: y'all win? Oh yeah, alright, here we go, Here we go.
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 1: A woman can say to a man that can't be top.
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 1: Let's go, yeah, alright. Things a woman can say to
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 1: a man that cannot be top. It rhymes with itch,
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  Speaker 1: but they put stop acting like a little stop acting
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 1: like a little, now to do it right there a woman.
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 1: Things a woman can say to a man that can't
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 1: be top. No, no, don't get mad, pay some rent alright.
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 1: Things a woman can say to a man that just
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 1: can't be we got b d Oh my god, here
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  Speaker 1: we go. Comment that things the woman can say the
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 1: man that cannot me, your mama is mo man than you.
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 1: Damn that. Things women can say a man can't top
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 1: and you've been like maybe trying to jump in come
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 1: and give their opinion and help come back and say,
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 1: excuse me, only employed people should be talking time at all.
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 1: Did you get some glory going out the room? All right?
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 1: Let me see things A woman can say to a
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 1: man that just cannot be here. This is a little
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 1: boy thing, lord, really, that's what you're coming out here with. Serious.
• 1:13:24
  Speaker 1: A woman can say to the man, and can that
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 1: be top? If you think I'm lying, ask your brother
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 1: is ruless a woman? We always do, though we always
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 1: love him as a woman. A woman can say that
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 1: a man can't talk. Hey, listen. If I was you,
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 1: I stopped talking for I called your probation office. I
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 1: really would. I shut up right now, I shut I
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 1: shut up right now. A woman to say to him,
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 1: but link one car crying now. The woman can say,
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 1: some man that cannot be toime, damn, that was quicker
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 1: than last night. I standing, guys, We'll be back in
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 1: twenty minutes after we all need a break. Right at you?
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• 1:15:26
  Speaker 1: me in there. We didn't buy a damn thing. We
• 1:15:28
  Speaker 1: just went there taking the baby window shopping. I used
• 1:15:39
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• 1:16:11
  Speaker 1: favorite toy of all time? Do you have one favorite? Draw? Oh?
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  Speaker 1: after right after this, you're listening show. All right, guys,
• 1:16:29
  Speaker 1: it is that time. We don't question it. He just
• 1:16:35
  Speaker 1: does what he does. You do. It's time for ask
• 1:16:37
  Speaker 1: pitter Man and Jay. What do you have to say
• 1:16:39
  Speaker 1: to this? I have to say that you're sitting there
• 1:16:43
  Speaker 1: waiting on help. Well, when this is over, you'll still
• 1:16:46
  Speaker 1: be waiting. Okay, that's all I gotta say. Go ahead,
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  Speaker 1: La Crystal, I like that. I like that name. In Montgomery,
• 1:17:02
  Speaker 1: La Crystal says, my stepfather is a hot mess and
• 1:17:04
  Speaker 1: he's got women all over the city and my mother
• 1:17:07
  Speaker 1: doesn't know it. Mama is a sweet Christian woman that
• 1:17:11
  Speaker 1: feeds the hungry and takes care of drug addicts that
• 1:17:13
  Speaker 1: are trying to get clean. That's how she met my stepdad.
• 1:17:18
  Speaker 1: He's been clean for seven years and she helped him
• 1:17:20
  Speaker 1: build his self esteem and got his teeth fixed. Now
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  Speaker 1: he thinks he's a castanova. I don't want my mama
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  Speaker 1: to get hurt. So should I confront this fool? Not
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  Speaker 1: at all? And what and what do you expect a
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  Speaker 1: man to do with a brand new set of teeth? Really? Yea,
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  Speaker 1: but go grinning in folks face. I mean, there's nothing
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  Speaker 1: for him to do, but show off him teeth. I
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  Speaker 1: mean he got to be grinning twenty folk seven. That
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  Speaker 1: ain't your business. Let him. That's what you would do
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  Speaker 1: if you didn't have no teeth and you finally got teeth.
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  Speaker 1: What you're gonna do? You in folks face? The best?
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  Speaker 1: Everything is funny. What time is it I you gotta do?
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  Speaker 1: I let's say the time you so all for something?
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  Speaker 1: Stupid Jay? You got no help there? Sorry? Okay, Joyce
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  Speaker 1: in Delaware? As we move on, right. So, I'm in
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  Speaker 1: my mid sixties. My husband died last year, but we
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  Speaker 1: were separated when he died. His family is giving me
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  Speaker 1: a hard time because I am. I was still on
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  Speaker 1: his insurance policies and I own half of our house.
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  Speaker 1: I had to handle all of his arrangements last year,
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  Speaker 1: and I sold his sports car. His brother thought he
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  Speaker 1: should have gotten the car, and his sister thought she
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  Speaker 1: was in his will. To be honest, he didn't have
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  Speaker 1: much when he died. Yet they'd look at me like
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  Speaker 1: I'm sitting on a gold mine. Now, how do I
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  Speaker 1: cut these people off my back? I can't let him
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  Speaker 1: keep looking. Then let him keep looking. That's all you
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  Speaker 1: gotta do. Let him, let him keep looking and just
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  Speaker 1: set them. Don't don't cross this dough. Okay, you can
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  Speaker 1: look all you want, you can talk all you want,
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  Speaker 1: but you ain't got a damn thing coming. Your brother
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  Speaker 1: didn't have nothing, and you ain't got nothing coming. You
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  Speaker 1: gotta be strong. When did people leave you? You gotta
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  Speaker 1: be strong to the other side of the family because
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  Speaker 1: there the wreck your whole life. They will do it.
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  Speaker 1: I'm testing they will do it, man, they will do it. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Coming up, it is our last break of the day. Dude.
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  Speaker 1: You come in here every day. When we out every day,
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  Speaker 1: there's no more. Also, at forty nine minutes after be
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  Speaker 1: our we'll close out the show right after this. You're
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  Speaker 1: listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, guys, here we
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  Speaker 1: are last break of the day on this Monday. Monday
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  Speaker 1: is out of here for us. We wanted it to go.
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  Speaker 1: Now it's gone. Yeah, it's gone. Yeah, It's gonna be
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  Speaker 1: better when it becomes Monday Night Football, then it's gonna
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  Speaker 1: be Yeah. I can handle money. You know what I
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  Speaker 1: want football. I want somebody black singing that song I
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  Speaker 1: really do, like Shirlie Wilson, Are you ready for football?
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  Speaker 1: Like Charlie Willson, somebody man. Yeah, you know, just somebody, anybody.
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  Speaker 1: I'm tired of that lady, you know. But before we go,
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  Speaker 1: Before we go, I want to ask you guys a
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  Speaker 1: quick question. If you were a billionaire, what ridiculous service
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  Speaker 1: that you love would you have in your house at
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  Speaker 1: all the all times? Like Jeffrey Bezos, for instance, has
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  Speaker 1: a new soft serve ice cream machine in one of
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  Speaker 1: his houses. M I like that. What would you have, nephew?
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  Speaker 1: I hope he ain't get the one from McDonald's. That
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  Speaker 1: machine don't never work. What would you have about if
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  Speaker 1: I got a billion Shirley, I got to have what
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  Speaker 1: Eddie Murphy had in coming to America. I need my
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  Speaker 1: own bathers, you know what I mean? Raw bathes every morning,
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  Speaker 1: about five of them, just just washing time. Yes, and
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  Speaker 1: when you when you drive me off, you're gonna wipe
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  Speaker 1: me hard. You blow it. You bl block that, you
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  Speaker 1: block that d block. Okay, and Junior, what about you?
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  Speaker 1: Oh that's easy. Monday night football at my house, just
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  Speaker 1: me and my family watching the game. Y'all watching on TV.
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  Speaker 1: But it's gonna be here at the house. To be
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  Speaker 1: at the house, I'm going out back. I got a
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  Speaker 1: football staying them in the back I got they come
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  Speaker 1: here every Yeah, y'all want to watch the games in
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  Speaker 1: the back yard. They got right out there out there,
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  Speaker 1: everybody out there out there, juniors Monday night stadium. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I got a billion dollars right. First of all, I'm
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  Speaker 1: gonna hire billionaire three hundred and sixty five of these
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  Speaker 1: people job because the job pays one hundred thousand a year.
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  Speaker 1: Because and that reason I got so many, because they're
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  Speaker 1: gonna quit. And I'm talking about royal butt wipers, That's
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  Speaker 1: what I'm royal. You know they're not gonna stay long,
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  Speaker 1: so I know you know they're gonna quit the job.
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  Speaker 1: And I don't like the hours. Okay, hour, yal, I
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  Speaker 1: don't like the hours. Okay, well you quick, then you quick.
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  Speaker 1: We gotta get but Jane, we gotta yea yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I don't like the way you're doing your job anyway,
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  Speaker 1: all right, until you get a light, I'll never know
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  Speaker 1: when I have to come to work. I don't want
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  Speaker 1: that funking job. Don't question Jay just called him up
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  Speaker 1: like you got thirty minutes to get here. It's traffic
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  Speaker 1: where you got her? Fired her? Don't don't. Don't have
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  Speaker 1: me sitting here. Okay, my legs better not getting them.
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  Speaker 1: I'm telling you that, Jake. You don't care. Jay, don't care.
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  Speaker 1: This was a major day in your life. My son graduated.
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  Speaker 1: I don't give a damn about the son graduated. Just
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  Speaker 1: gonna get it. You're probation if you do a lot
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  Speaker 1: of money. Man, I'm at the altar. Yeah, because they
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  Speaker 1: got quit. We know you're gonna have a problem at them. Man,
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  Speaker 1: what about you ladies? Really that's exotic as Jay's. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I don't just say this. I want a masseuse. I
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  Speaker 1: want to missuse. Really, Okay, that's what I want. That's it. Okay, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I need that. I would one. I'll tell you. I'm
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  Speaker 1: want a couple of things. I want to chef twenty
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  Speaker 1: four hours a day. I'm talking whenever I ring that bell.
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  Speaker 1: I yeah. And a manicure, pedicure. I need all that
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  Speaker 1: all day long, bla am all of that. Last you
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  Speaker 1: know what I really need though, what you need to
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  Speaker 1: just haliber just she just I think with a billion
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  Speaker 1: you might be able to get it to me. I'm
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  Speaker 1: shooting my shot, and everybody in the family gonna have
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  Speaker 1: to understand now that you're gonna give her a whole
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  Speaker 1: billion times in a half of it. Would you give
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  Speaker 1: it a whole billion to be with Helleban? You don't
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  Speaker 1: love it that much. You love her? I mean a
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  Speaker 1: fourth of it? Maybe, Jake, you know what, I give
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  Speaker 1: you a whole billion. I know the announcement I'm gonna
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  Speaker 1: make it if I do have a billion. I know
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  Speaker 1: the entire following list. The following people can kiss my behind.
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  Speaker 1: Listen for your name starting in the a's here we go.
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  Speaker 1: You see the great challenge that they've been doing on Instagram.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god, I've been watching too much TikTok create.
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  Speaker 1: It's a challenge when you take milk creates, you stack
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  Speaker 1: them about eight high and then make steps on each side,
• 1:25:06
  Speaker 1: going up and going down, and people are busting there behind. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I saw what guy there shaking, just shaking his faith.
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  Speaker 1: I wouldn't try. I wouldn't dread that man, No, not no.
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  Speaker 1: What makes you want to do that though? Why? I
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  Speaker 1: don't know why these people want to do this stuff.
• 1:25:30
  Speaker 1: Who thinks of the stuff? That's what? And then we
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  Speaker 1: just started doing it. I was not a sister with
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  Speaker 1: the heels on it. Yeah, she did it. Yes, yes,
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  Speaker 1: she made it. And you know what that means? We
• 1:25:42
  Speaker 1: were in the house too, damn, Loan, that means what
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  Speaker 1: about the scholarship challenge? Yeah? What is this one? I
• 1:25:53
  Speaker 1: don't know this one. But they get on camera and
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  Speaker 1: they just tell they they stand there with their grandmother
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  Speaker 1: on camera. They're thinking, these people that given them the scholarship,
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  Speaker 1: they wouldn't have to go to school for what you
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  Speaker 1: and they're doing a scholarship. Man, they grandmas today and
• 1:26:04
  Speaker 1: they tell them about they get the scholarship for the
• 1:26:06
  Speaker 1: work they grandmother did as a prostitute. And it's just
• 1:26:10
  Speaker 1: funny to see their grandmother. I want no prostitute. It's okay, granted,
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  Speaker 1: it's okay. We're getting the scholarship, all right, Jake. You
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  Speaker 1: gotta get out of it, James, and everybody will see
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