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- 0:00Speaker 1: Today's show is pre recorded, y'all know what time. I
- 0:05Speaker 1: don't know, y'all a sun giving them like the million
- 0:16Speaker 1: bucks things in the stubble through. Good to mother. I
- 0:38Speaker 1: don't join joining you turn you go. You gotta turn
- 1:41Speaker 1: to turn them out. Turn You haven't got to turn
- 1:44Speaker 1: them out to turn the water the water go. Come
- 1:58Speaker 1: Come on your baby now, ah, I show will good
- 2:03Speaker 1: morning everybody. You're listening to the voice, Come on dig
- 2:07Speaker 1: me now, one and only. Uh Steve Harvey got a
- 2:10Speaker 1: radio show, Yeah you do. Steve Harvey got a radio show.
- 2:13Speaker 1: But like I said the other day, you got something too, though,
- 2:15Speaker 1: don't you. God hadn't done something wonderful for you. You
- 2:18Speaker 1: just gotta thank Him for it, you know, in the
- 2:22Speaker 1: midst of all that's going on in my life and
- 2:24Speaker 1: in your life. You know, I always use myself as
- 2:28Speaker 1: an example because well, I mean that way. I guarantee
- 2:32Speaker 1: one hundred percent I know what I'm talking about. Um,
- 2:35Speaker 1: here's the situation, you know, with everything that's going on
- 2:39Speaker 1: in my life and all the things I'm asking God
- 2:41Speaker 1: for in the midst of a taxing and a very
- 2:48Speaker 1: trying situation, that's very challenging for me right now. Man,
- 2:52Speaker 1: God just keeps on, keeps on surprising me. He keeps
- 2:58Speaker 1: doing things. And I want you to look at your life.
- 3:00Speaker 1: Or for a second, let's make two columns here. Let's
- 3:06Speaker 1: make a column of all the things you want from God.
- 3:09Speaker 1: You know, just do that throughout the course of the day.
- 3:12Speaker 1: You know, you know, run down the list of all
- 3:14Speaker 1: the things you're asking God for, all the things you're
- 3:17Speaker 1: praying for, the things you aspire to, what your dreams,
- 3:21Speaker 1: your visions, whatever it is. Just make a column a
- 3:24Speaker 1: list of all those things. Let's make three lists. And
- 3:28Speaker 1: then the second list, I want you to make a
- 3:31Speaker 1: list of everything that you've been asking God for, so
- 3:37Speaker 1: I guess that could be a little bit of the same.
- 3:39Speaker 1: But this third list, I want you to do a
- 3:41Speaker 1: check off point. I want you to do a make
- 3:44Speaker 1: a list of everything that God has given you that
- 3:47Speaker 1: you've asked him for. Just think about it like that
- 3:50Speaker 1: for a second. I may be explaining a little wrong
- 3:53Speaker 1: right now, but I'm gonna pull it together for you.
- 3:57Speaker 1: Make a list of everything you're asking God for. Just
- 4:00Speaker 1: just listed, you know. It's okay. It's a dream board.
- 4:02Speaker 1: You can call it that. I got one. It's a
- 4:04Speaker 1: vision board. You know, every everybody's got something you hope for.
- 4:07Speaker 1: Make a list. Now, I want you to make another
- 4:11Speaker 1: list of everything you've asked God for that he's given
- 4:16Speaker 1: you already. See this is a good list because sometimes
- 4:22Speaker 1: and what I've been guilty of, and maybe you two
- 4:25Speaker 1: in my request list on my dream board. I keep
- 4:29Speaker 1: focusing so hard sometimes on the what I'm yet to receive.
- 4:35Speaker 1: I keep focusing so hard on the what I hope
- 4:38Speaker 1: he gives me. I keep focusing so hard on the
- 4:42Speaker 1: things that I yet not fulfilled in my life that sometimes,
- 4:47Speaker 1: as he starts checking off my wish list, the things
- 4:52Speaker 1: I've asked for in the past that have come to
- 4:54Speaker 1: pass that He's given me, I sometimes, in praying for
- 4:58Speaker 1: what I want forget to thank him for what he's
- 5:02Speaker 1: done for me. And I'm currently in the middle of
- 5:05Speaker 1: that situation. And this morning when I woke up, I really, man,
- 5:09Speaker 1: I just got on my knees this morning and I
- 5:11Speaker 1: quit tripping for a second. I said, Man, hey, God,
- 5:13Speaker 1: you know what I really do need all them things
- 5:17Speaker 1: I'm asking for, and I'm really am believing that You're
- 5:20Speaker 1: gonna give it to me. But in the meantime, though, Man,
- 5:23Speaker 1: have I overlooked some important details here. I had to
- 5:28Speaker 1: really look at what he's done for me. I mean, look, man,
- 5:31Speaker 1: take yourself out of it personally, and look, well, you
- 5:34Speaker 1: can leave yourself in it however you want to be.
- 5:36Speaker 1: Some people can't do that, So just leave yourself in
- 5:38Speaker 1: it there. But man, I started looking at the eye
- 5:41Speaker 1: part of me, and I started looking around at the
- 5:44Speaker 1: what's happening overall, Like, man, he has kept my family
- 5:48Speaker 1: together in spite of the attempts to tear it apart.
- 5:52Speaker 1: I look at all of that. I look at how
- 5:54Speaker 1: he's blessing my children with the desires of their heart,
- 5:57Speaker 1: which I pray for my kids. You know, I want
- 5:59Speaker 1: my kids to have a better life than I've had.
- 6:01Speaker 1: I really really do. I don't want them to take
- 6:04Speaker 1: as long as it took me to get it together.
- 6:06Speaker 1: I really really don't. I'm trying to say, hey, man,
- 6:09Speaker 1: if you go to college, this is what you can be.
- 6:11Speaker 1: Don't do like your father did. Don't go three years,
- 6:14Speaker 1: drop out, throw yourself into a spiral and then got
- 6:16Speaker 1: to start to scratch all over again. You know, And
- 6:19Speaker 1: for the most part so far, you know, they're doing
- 6:23Speaker 1: quite well of it, you know, you know, they they're
- 6:25Speaker 1: getting kicked around a little bit, but that's life. I
- 6:28Speaker 1: started thinking of the blessings that he's helped me overcome
- 6:32Speaker 1: with some of the previous mistakes I've made in relationships
- 6:36Speaker 1: in my life. And then I started looking about the
- 6:39Speaker 1: things he's blessed me with that I've been asking him for.
- 6:42Speaker 1: But since I've moved on from it, I forgot to
- 6:45Speaker 1: keep thinking him because I gotta always thank God for
- 6:48Speaker 1: a roof over my head, because guess what, when I
- 6:50Speaker 1: was asking for the roof and I didn't really have it,
- 6:53Speaker 1: then he gave me one that since he gave it
- 6:55Speaker 1: to me, what, I'm just cool now, I can't ever
- 6:58Speaker 1: go back to him and go, hey, man, I really
- 7:00Speaker 1: do appreciate this roof over my head because that was
- 7:02Speaker 1: a time when I was living in a car. But see,
- 7:05Speaker 1: so every morning I wake up, I gotta remember the
- 7:07Speaker 1: fact that I have a home now, because I got
- 7:10Speaker 1: to look back and go, man, that was time, Steve,
- 7:12Speaker 1: when you didn't have no home. But see, we forget
- 7:15Speaker 1: what God has done for us because in our column,
- 7:19Speaker 1: the won't column, the need column, we oftentimes forget for
- 7:25Speaker 1: the columns and the check marks. As He's already fulfilled
- 7:28Speaker 1: in our life. You've got to take inventory every now
- 7:32Speaker 1: and then daily if possible. But I know we're humans.
- 7:36Speaker 1: We're not gonna do that. I don't. But you've got
- 7:38Speaker 1: to take inventory of your life to say, hey, what
- 7:43Speaker 1: has God done for me? You know? And remember something
- 7:47Speaker 1: else too. Change is good, but change is challenging. Accept
- 7:53Speaker 1: the challenge that it is. Look a lot of you
- 7:56Speaker 1: come up to me all the time and say, Steve Man,
- 7:59Speaker 1: thank you, boy you in the morning. Man, I really
- 8:02Speaker 1: be needing that, Like I under said it a hundred times,
- 8:05Speaker 1: but I'm gonna say it again, y'all. I'll be needing
- 8:07Speaker 1: it too. You know, you understand sometimes what God is
- 8:12Speaker 1: dealing with me is for me. But now I'm in
- 8:16Speaker 1: a sharing position where I can open up and if
- 8:19Speaker 1: I just if I just quit being so about me
- 8:22Speaker 1: and become a little bit more transparent, I can maybe
- 8:25Speaker 1: some of me that's happening to me, it is happening
- 8:28Speaker 1: to you, and you can see some of this in me.
- 8:30Speaker 1: That's why I use myself as an example, because man,
- 8:33Speaker 1: I'm catching it too, y'all. I ain't perfect either. So
- 8:37Speaker 1: for those of you that come up to me and
- 8:39Speaker 1: say that I want you to understand these these talks
- 8:42Speaker 1: in the morning. Man, this is important for me because man,
- 8:46Speaker 1: I need these conversations from God. I need God to
- 8:50Speaker 1: continue to strengthen me, to show me the way, to
- 8:53Speaker 1: help me understand what's happening to me. And see, as
- 8:57Speaker 1: we've all those of you who have made the decision
- 9:00Speaker 1: to change, to become a better person, a better woman,
- 9:03Speaker 1: a better boy, a better girl, a better man. For
- 9:05Speaker 1: those of you who have made the decision to change,
- 9:07Speaker 1: change is a challenge, and accept the challenge because it's
- 9:10Speaker 1: gonna come. Because right out of that here come to haters.
- 9:13Speaker 1: It ain't come people you don't even know, discussing your
- 9:17Speaker 1: life and your change. If God see you really really
- 9:21Speaker 1: mean what you say in spite of what they say
- 9:24Speaker 1: about you, God will raise you above the phrase. He'll
- 9:28Speaker 1: keep promoting you. He'll keep blessing you. He'll keep moving
- 9:32Speaker 1: you up. He will use you as a show off point.
- 9:36Speaker 1: He'll show you off. Man. He'll make you. He'll make
- 9:39Speaker 1: you look good to people, man, who wish you'd fall
- 9:42Speaker 1: all day long, and so to all your haters, all
- 9:45Speaker 1: your haters will end up just watching you rise. Man.
- 9:47Speaker 1: They will watch you continue to grow. That's what God
- 9:50Speaker 1: will do for you. Man. You can fool the world,
- 9:53Speaker 1: but you can't fool God. God know your heart, He
- 9:56Speaker 1: knows your every thought. Man, you're listening to stat Morning Show.
- 10:02Speaker 1: Hear ye, hear ye. Gather one, gather all. The show
- 10:06Speaker 1: is about to began. Steve Harvey's at the micro file
- 10:12Speaker 1: having himself a wonderful morning, gathered hell for today's morning show.
- 10:20Speaker 1: It will be done by an African American. I'm just
- 10:24Speaker 1: hell to make the announcement. Let the blackness begun, get it.
- 10:34Speaker 1: I did the huns. Also, ladies and gentlemen, what's happening.
- 10:38Speaker 1: This is your man, Steve Harvey live on the Morning Show.
- 10:41Speaker 1: I would like to thank Brother Aldrich, Duke Aldrix of Nottingham.
- 10:47Speaker 1: That's different from the Earl of Altingham. That's Duke, oh Duke,
- 10:52Speaker 1: Author of Altingham. And so we are here to do
- 10:56Speaker 1: the morning show. Good morning, Shirley Strawberry, Good morning Steve.
- 10:58Speaker 1: Happy Friday too, you good Fridayna be Friday? Ye have
- 11:03Speaker 1: good Friday. That's the different Friday. Yea and callin for Rell.
- 11:07Speaker 1: Good morning. What's up Steve? Hey? Crew should do what
- 11:12Speaker 1: you do? That damn Junior morning. Everybody in the building
- 11:21Speaker 1: a fool Number two, Jay Anthony Brown, what's going on? Missus?
- 11:27Speaker 1: Steve a hobby? Watch out there now? And Jay Anthony
- 11:35Speaker 1: Brown follows and needs into the super fool of the day. Nephew,
- 11:39Speaker 1: Thomas y ain't top of the morning. Baby's Friday, don't
- 11:44Speaker 1: make no difference. But it's Fried who matter of fact,
- 11:48Speaker 1: it's good Fried, the good Friday. It's good froud together.
- 11:54Speaker 1: It kind of mushed all together. What they can I
- 11:59Speaker 1: ask y'all something? What? What? What do Easter egg have
- 12:04Speaker 1: to do with East? Nothing? What do the bunny have
- 12:09Speaker 1: to do with East? I was gonna ask that, nixt
- 12:11Speaker 1: what I'm dressing up and jellybeans have to do with Easterns?
- 12:18Speaker 1: What is all that? Not? Timmy not in this a
- 12:21Speaker 1: way to make money. He's supposed to be a religious
- 12:24Speaker 1: Holidy's supposed to have nothing to do with this. But Christams,
- 12:27Speaker 1: what do buying Grison putting the trees? Yes, you know
- 12:30Speaker 1: it's all commercial. Not to know this type of stuff?
- 12:34Speaker 1: I do? Yeah, if I find one, I do want
- 12:39Speaker 1: to eat a chocolate bunny. I've been seeing those commercials. Okay,
- 12:42Speaker 1: here's a real good question. They look good. What does
- 12:44Speaker 1: hot wings have to do with strippers? That's what I
- 12:47Speaker 1: wanted that go together. And you're not gonna help. Are
- 12:55Speaker 1: you going for the wings or I'm going for both
- 12:59Speaker 1: of them? Yes? You know who looked at a tripper said,
- 13:02Speaker 1: you know what, I can really use a six piece
- 13:04Speaker 1: right now, a nice lemon pepper or crazy lemon pepper
- 13:11Speaker 1: and gen figet out of here that. I don't know, y'all.
- 13:15Speaker 1: I don't want my food open around all that boody sweat.
- 13:18Speaker 1: I'm just that, just me. I just can't. You're funny
- 13:21Speaker 1: like that, Jay, I'm funny. Jay has a segment coming
- 13:34Speaker 1: up called for every action, there's a comment you can't
- 13:38Speaker 1: do nothing. All right, we'll find out what about. We'll
- 13:41Speaker 1: find out what that's about right after this. You're listening show,
- 13:47Speaker 1: all right? Jay is here to explain this. For every
- 13:50Speaker 1: action there's a comment you can't do nothing. What is
- 13:53Speaker 1: every man every woman who's stuck in the house for
- 13:56Speaker 1: somebody where you just can't move, you can't get away.
- 14:00Speaker 1: It means every action there's a comment, I'm gonna do one,
- 14:04Speaker 1: set it up, and I need the fellas to join.
- 14:06Speaker 1: And here's the person I'm gonna go watch TV in
- 14:09Speaker 1: the other room. That's the action. The comment is why
- 14:15Speaker 1: you got going the room to watch TV the other room?
- 14:18Speaker 1: What's wrong with the TV? And hen since when have
- 14:21Speaker 1: you been watching TV in another damn room? I need
- 14:23Speaker 1: to know. We can't sitting here and watch TV together,
- 14:28Speaker 1: which means every action there's a comment. All right, I'm
- 14:32Speaker 1: gonna set up the action, fellas, y'all give me the comment.
- 14:36Speaker 1: I'm gonna walk around the neighborhood just to get some
- 14:38Speaker 1: fresh air. That's the action. What's the comment, fellas? Fell
- 14:42Speaker 1: it is since when you've been wallows, you ain't been walking.
- 14:45Speaker 1: While you start walking, now you start getting healthy, all
- 14:50Speaker 1: of a sudden, you what you got a marathon you're
- 14:51Speaker 1: preparing for? You walking around the year something? And here
- 14:58Speaker 1: we gotta acting this and in here what you need
- 15:00Speaker 1: that you ain't been breathing? What is your need? And
- 15:11Speaker 1: if you ain't, you ain't took a breath since you've
- 15:13Speaker 1: been in here. That's the action. That's whe is a
- 15:20Speaker 1: sec one. I'm kind of sleepy. I think I'm gonna
- 15:24Speaker 1: go take a nap. That's the action. What's the comments?
- 15:28Speaker 1: Fella's let it rode, let me hear well, when you
- 15:33Speaker 1: was talking to Brenda. Your ass wasn't sleeping. Now you're
- 15:38Speaker 1: with me, now you now you're tied. All the naps
- 15:44Speaker 1: round here is at the same time. When then kids
- 15:47Speaker 1: take a nap, then you can take a nap. But
- 15:49Speaker 1: other than that, we up until it's time for nap time.
- 15:52Speaker 1: It's knack nap. Let me get one from Steve. Come in.
- 15:57Speaker 1: Didn't you just wake up from nap? Now you need another? Damn?
- 16:02Speaker 1: What what's up with all these naps? Now? Nap? What
- 16:08Speaker 1: you got? When naps is for tide people? You ain't
- 16:12Speaker 1: done a damn faully god, damn all right, that was
- 16:23Speaker 1: the that was the timing. Here's the action. I'm gonna
- 16:26Speaker 1: go work out. I'm just gonna go work out in
- 16:30Speaker 1: the garage. I'm gonna go work out in the garage.
- 16:35Speaker 1: That's the action, fellas. What's a comment? Boom? Let me
- 16:39Speaker 1: here here? Yeah, well, leshare working out somewhere because you
- 16:41Speaker 1: ain't working out in this bedroom. We know that. I'm saying,
- 16:51Speaker 1: I don't even know why. I don't even know why.
- 16:54Speaker 1: You're going to the garage. You can't do five jumping Jackson, here,
- 16:57Speaker 1: go track, come track, Hell, you gonna the garage. Okay,
- 17:04Speaker 1: I got one. Yeah, your fat AS's gonna be out
- 17:07Speaker 1: of breath walking to the garage. All of a sudden,
- 17:10Speaker 1: you missed health and now now you're gonna walk to
- 17:13Speaker 1: the garage and work out what you got? What you got? Man,
- 17:19Speaker 1: you don't work on the car in the garage, how
- 17:21Speaker 1: are you gonna work on yourself? Okay, that's the comment
- 17:29Speaker 1: of his last one, his lasting I'm gonna go to
- 17:33Speaker 1: the other room because this is really I'm gonna go
- 17:36Speaker 1: to the other room to make my phone call because
- 17:41Speaker 1: it's too noisy in here. So I'm gonna go to
- 17:44Speaker 1: the other room to make my phone call because it's
- 17:49Speaker 1: too noisy in here. That's that's the Action's what's coming ahead.
- 17:53Speaker 1: Let me here, Wow, we quarantine. You ain't got no job.
- 17:59Speaker 1: Let's rough, Junior, Junior, You're going to the other room
- 18:05Speaker 1: because it's noise in here. That's what you do? You think?
- 18:09Speaker 1: I know you calling it him? That's what you You're
- 18:15Speaker 1: out in college because I'm in to call somebody I
- 18:17Speaker 1: want to talk to. Go do what you want for
- 18:26Speaker 1: Steve here, you aren't going to room and make a
- 18:28Speaker 1: phone out. No, No, I'll turn the TV down and
- 18:30Speaker 1: fat I'll turn it off so you can call you
- 18:33Speaker 1: calling it. I'll make it quiet for your ass to
- 18:37Speaker 1: be quiet calling here. You want quiet, I'm going here
- 18:46Speaker 1: to the other room cause it's too noise in here
- 18:49Speaker 1: to make the call. Talk louder, right right, just talk louder, Steve,
- 18:59Speaker 1: know what sisters go? Oh dog, I bring out all
- 19:03Speaker 1: the sister comments. Talk louder you have. I just kind
- 19:17Speaker 1: of anybody, anybody who's in the house, which somebody did,
- 19:21Speaker 1: really truly can't stand. I mean, to be stuck in
- 19:26Speaker 1: that situation, wow, just you know, no, seriously, man, that's
- 19:30Speaker 1: that's got to be. That's got that's got to be. Horrible.
- 19:36Speaker 1: Divorce rate they say is going up. I mean, man,
- 19:40Speaker 1: find a way to try to get along, especially if
- 19:43Speaker 1: you have kids, you have to. There's no way. Sometimes
- 19:46Speaker 1: it sure is. Sometimes there's just no damn man, here
- 19:48Speaker 1: we go. Man, it's no way. Sometimes sometimes just just
- 19:57Speaker 1: just say it's it's it's, it's it's it. That's that's
- 20:09Speaker 1: got to be. I was thinking that the other day.
- 20:11Speaker 1: I said, Man, if you if you're stuck in a
- 20:13Speaker 1: house with a person that you really don't like, or
- 20:17Speaker 1: if you're stuck in the house and you discovered that
- 20:20Speaker 1: you don't like this person, because some of that's going
- 20:23Speaker 1: on too, because people have have compartmentalized their lives and
- 20:29Speaker 1: gotten their selves in a situation where they can deal
- 20:32Speaker 1: with it in in in short verse. But if you
- 20:36Speaker 1: suddenly realize, man, I genuinely do not like this person,
- 20:41Speaker 1: that that's an ugly that's an ugly house to be in.
- 20:44Speaker 1: You've never been in young like, yeah, all right, guys,
- 20:50Speaker 1: all right, all right, Jay, Well, coming up next, the
- 20:54Speaker 1: nephew in the building with run that brank back. Right
- 20:56Speaker 1: after this. You're listening to Stay Hard Morning show. Coming
- 21:01Speaker 1: up at the top of the hour, Entertainment News Plus
- 21:04Speaker 1: Miss Anne is standing by with today's COVID nineteen National News.
- 21:08Speaker 1: But right now it is time for the nephew to
- 21:11Speaker 1: run that frank back. What you got for us? Nav
- 21:13Speaker 1: Come on call Booty Drop, Booted Drop, Booted Drop. Let's go.
- 21:21Speaker 1: Let's go, cat Dog. This is Booty Drop. I want
- 21:24Speaker 1: to call it, introduce it, but she she's been banned
- 21:27Speaker 1: from the where it boot is. Let's say take a
- 21:29Speaker 1: break on that. Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach your Jordan. Please,
- 21:37Speaker 1: this is Jordan. Hey Jordan, how are you doing? All
- 21:39Speaker 1: this K dub I'm calling you know, um, we get
- 21:43Speaker 1: somebody solicited your name for us. You know, we are
- 21:46Speaker 1: a new social media outletting we're getting ready to go
- 21:49Speaker 1: live tomorrow at eleven tomorrow morning, and we gotta you know,
- 21:54Speaker 1: look like we're gonna get a lot of followers and
- 21:56Speaker 1: this is gonna be a big app, so kind of
- 21:59Speaker 1: one to see if you would be interested in being
- 22:02Speaker 1: a part of the app. And what we got going, well,
- 22:05Speaker 1: I don't even know who who would give you my information?
- 22:09Speaker 1: What is it? I don't I don't know. I don't
- 22:11Speaker 1: know who who's who gave us your number or whatever,
- 22:13Speaker 1: but they just told us you would be good for
- 22:15Speaker 1: being on the on the app tomorrow morning. Like I said,
- 22:19Speaker 1: we're friend to go live, so we're trying to get
- 22:20Speaker 1: pictures and videos in today so we can give them
- 22:23Speaker 1: on what is this app? What you want some pictures? Yeah?
- 22:28Speaker 1: We see this app is uh, this app is called
- 22:30Speaker 1: Booty Drop and what we do is people people. Yeah,
- 22:34Speaker 1: so what happens is people send a video they dropping
- 22:37Speaker 1: their booty or you could just send a picture of
- 22:39Speaker 1: your behind. Have you want to do it? You know
- 22:41Speaker 1: we're gonna make it look real good or whatever. But
- 22:43Speaker 1: you know you're gonna you know, you represent. But this
- 22:45Speaker 1: is the new social media outlet that people are gonna
- 22:47Speaker 1: be communicating with. But this is Booty Drop, and we're
- 22:50Speaker 1: getting ready to drop this tomorrow morning. Like I said,
- 22:53Speaker 1: like eleven o'clock tomorrow, it's gonna go. It's gonna go live,
- 22:56Speaker 1: so you'll be able to see yourself on there. What
- 22:58Speaker 1: ain't about booty drop? Y'all? You got me messed up.
- 23:03Speaker 1: I don't drop no booty for nobody but my man. Okay,
- 23:06Speaker 1: So I don't know who told you I was gonna
- 23:08Speaker 1: be on here, but I'm not doing a booty dropping Okay,
- 23:11Speaker 1: So hold on, okay, hold on, hold on, hold on
- 23:13Speaker 1: all right. First of all, somebody recommended you, you know,
- 23:16Speaker 1: like I say, hold on, now, we got all the
- 23:19Speaker 1: slides field itself for this one, so you know, I
- 23:22Speaker 1: don't want to I don't want to have our app there,
- 23:24Speaker 1: and then we ain't got everything on there we need,
- 23:26Speaker 1: so we gotta have you to do this. Look, well,
- 23:29Speaker 1: there's a lot of booties. Okay, I'm not the only one,
- 23:32Speaker 1: you know, thank you. No, ain't gonna be no booty.
- 23:35Speaker 1: So I'm assuming you know I don't mean no hard
- 23:37Speaker 1: like I say this case, I don't mean no harm.
- 23:39Speaker 1: But let me ask you this here. So evidently you
- 23:42Speaker 1: must have a butt that people admire. If you know
- 23:45Speaker 1: they put your name on here, then you must have
- 23:47Speaker 1: a butt that they admired. You know what I mean.
- 23:49Speaker 1: I'm trying to be as gentleman as possible. You understand
- 23:51Speaker 1: what I'm saying. Uh? Is it a reason why you
- 23:53Speaker 1: don't want to, you know, participate? What ain't nobody's gonna
- 23:57Speaker 1: be putting their booty on the internet for some No? No, no, okay,
- 24:03Speaker 1: so let me ask you this hit You ain't You
- 24:04Speaker 1: ain't on none of the other social media unless you
- 24:07Speaker 1: don't have no pictures on there or nothing like that.
- 24:09Speaker 1: Not with my booty. No, So you're just trying to
- 24:12Speaker 1: tell me that all your pictures are from the waist up. No,
- 24:15Speaker 1: they're not awesome to waist up. But I'm not about
- 24:17Speaker 1: to be flashing my booty and jiggling it for your app.
- 24:20Speaker 1: But but but see, you don't understand what booty drop
- 24:23Speaker 1: can do for you. Booty drop, Booty drop can bring
- 24:26Speaker 1: a lot of attention, you know to you. You know
- 24:29Speaker 1: you're gonna you're gonna meet a lot of people on
- 24:31Speaker 1: this Booty Drop app. And that's what I'm trying to
- 24:34Speaker 1: say is I don't want you to knock it. Tell
- 24:35Speaker 1: you try it now. I say, we put your booty
- 24:38Speaker 1: on there for the first week, and you see how
- 24:40Speaker 1: many hits you get, and if you don't like it,
- 24:42Speaker 1: then we take it down. That's how I'm saying. Just
- 24:44Speaker 1: you know, listen, dub let me tell you something. You're
- 24:48Speaker 1: not about to put my booty on No apt talking
- 24:51Speaker 1: about give it a week? You know I got a
- 24:53Speaker 1: brain right, Ain't nobody about to be looking at my
- 24:56Speaker 1: booty for a week on the internet. Get All I'm
- 24:58Speaker 1: saying is give your booty a week. That's all I'm saying.
- 25:00Speaker 1: Get your booty a week on time? Were good? No?
- 25:04Speaker 1: Not putting my booty on the internet. So okay, are
- 25:07Speaker 1: you um insecure about yourself? No? I feel great about myself.
- 25:12Speaker 1: That's why I can say No. Let me just say
- 25:15Speaker 1: this to you. Now. When once booty Drop blow up
- 25:18Speaker 1: and become a big, a big time social media then
- 25:21Speaker 1: you know, a social outlet, then you're gonna be wanting
- 25:23Speaker 1: to get back on here. And I'm gonna be honest
- 25:25Speaker 1: with your k dub, I ain't gonna want your own
- 25:27Speaker 1: here no more because or the way you're acting with me. Now,
- 25:30Speaker 1: well that's okay, K job you do you, Bruce, it's
- 25:33Speaker 1: not happening. I'll go ahead and follow y'all tomorrow, but
- 25:36Speaker 1: I'm not about to be on there. So you don't
- 25:39Speaker 1: want to be a star. I'm trying to make you
- 25:40Speaker 1: a star. It's what I'm trying to say. I'm all right,
- 25:43Speaker 1: I don't think I'm gonna be an Instagram star from
- 25:46Speaker 1: my booty jiggling. I'm okay. There's plenty of people doing
- 25:49Speaker 1: that already here. You'll find somebody to get that slot.
- 25:52Speaker 1: I'm just trying to make you a star. That's all
- 25:54Speaker 1: I'm trying to do. You know what I'm really well,
- 25:56Speaker 1: I really want to know. It's who told you to
- 25:59Speaker 1: call me this? Some more books? Don't nobody need this?
- 26:02Speaker 1: You don't call me talking about you want to street
- 26:04Speaker 1: my booty? Who do you think I am? Better? Question?
- 26:07Speaker 1: Who do you think you are? This is some books
- 26:10Speaker 1: Black women don't have trying for this. You need to
- 26:12Speaker 1: call talking about you gonna pay some bills, that's what
- 26:14Speaker 1: you need to call talking about. Don't call me talking
- 26:16Speaker 1: about no booties. I'm sorry, what. Don't call me talking
- 26:21Speaker 1: about no booties? Call me talking about you want to
- 26:24Speaker 1: pay some student loans. Tell me you're trying to pay
- 26:26Speaker 1: a car. No, don't call me talking about you want
- 26:29Speaker 1: to see my booty on the internet. This is so ridiculous,
- 26:32Speaker 1: Like what is this book? Okay, okay, okay, So I
- 26:38Speaker 1: guess it's safe to say you ain't gonna drop your booty.
- 26:40Speaker 1: Ain't nobody dropping no booty. I'm launching this tomorrow. I'm
- 26:44Speaker 1: launching a whole lot of booty tomorrow, and I'm gonna
- 26:46Speaker 1: have one space empty. You see. Yeah, this is a
- 26:50Speaker 1: great lesson in being prepared, starting early, because you're gonna
- 26:53Speaker 1: encounter some nos. Brother, No, but really, who do I
- 26:56Speaker 1: need to know? Who gave you my number? Like? Really?
- 26:59Speaker 1: Who thought that was a good idea? No? Really? Because
- 27:01Speaker 1: you dig in the question. I don't appreciate that I
- 27:04Speaker 1: need to know, like who? Like I said, I don't
- 27:08Speaker 1: know who gave you I don't know. I don't let
- 27:09Speaker 1: My job is to get booty, drop feel and I'm
- 27:13Speaker 1: missing one booty. And here it is now, you know here,
- 27:16Speaker 1: this is the day before I'm launching here, it is
- 27:17Speaker 1: now you don't want to do it? Okay, Well, but
- 27:20Speaker 1: I need to know who. Okay, Tommy the one told
- 27:24Speaker 1: me you was gonna do it. He said you would
- 27:26Speaker 1: be up for it. Who who is frommy Tommy? Tommy
- 27:29Speaker 1: told me you would drop that booty for our booty drop.
- 27:33Speaker 1: I don't know who is Tommy Tommy nephew Tommy from
- 27:37Speaker 1: the Steve Harvey Morning Show playing Jordan. You just got
- 27:41Speaker 1: pranked by your girl Amber. Okay, Yamber, Okay, Okay, yes, okay, okay,
- 27:47Speaker 1: y'all playing this morning. Y'all got my blood pressure up? Okay,
- 27:51Speaker 1: y'all playing? Okay, you're good baby. I'm sorry, baby, I'm
- 27:55Speaker 1: gonna calm down. I'm gonna calm down. I'm gonna calm down.
- 27:57Speaker 1: I see you, I see you got me. You got me?
- 28:02Speaker 1: Was that lit? I'm sorry? Was it? Look? You got met?
- 28:05Speaker 1: It was a little trip over here. Okay, Okay, you
- 28:08Speaker 1: got me using words I'm not supposed to. You know
- 28:10Speaker 1: what I'm saying. Oh say some of them words drop.
- 28:15Speaker 1: Okay tell me this though, baby, before we go. What
- 28:18Speaker 1: is the baddest that I mean, the baddest radio show
- 28:21Speaker 1: in the land. Steve Harvey Morning Show with Tommy really
- 28:29Speaker 1: and now you have it, booty drop, ladies and gentlemen, Okay,
- 28:34Speaker 1: let me let me go, hered. I gotta put something
- 28:36Speaker 1: out there. The T and Jay They at Home Coronavirus
- 28:42Speaker 1: Comedy Show is a hit. Okay, everything is going well,
- 28:46Speaker 1: Everything is beautiful twelve thirteen, fourteen thousand hits. Things are
- 28:51Speaker 1: looking upward and onward. We're doing great thing in Jay
- 28:55Speaker 1: Stay at Home Comedy Show. Go online, you can find
- 28:58Speaker 1: it on the Facebook. And I want to just thank
- 29:01Speaker 1: my partner in crime. We we're doing amazing, all right,
- 29:05Speaker 1: Thank you, nephew. Coming up entertainment news and national news
- 29:08Speaker 1: right after this. You're listening show, all right, So can
- 29:15Speaker 1: we resolve this some kind of way? Can you guys
- 29:18Speaker 1: get something? This is very this is very simple to solve.
- 29:22Speaker 1: I asked for a large amount of cash or on
- 29:25Speaker 1: air apologies. Okay, here's what I'm upset about. Everybody knows
- 29:28Speaker 1: that Tommy and I are doing it T and J
- 29:30Speaker 1: Pronavirus Stay at Home. All right, Yeah, great shows. Steve said,
- 29:37Speaker 1: it's nice, nice, quiet to go ahead, Jase. In the show.
- 29:47Speaker 1: Each week we getting twenty twenty five thousand people hitting it.
- 29:51Speaker 1: That's not the problem. Here's what the problem is. People.
- 29:54Speaker 1: Once we do the show, the show is over, I'm
- 29:57Speaker 1: thinking we got a good show. Homeboy, my partner in crime.
- 30:02Speaker 1: Not only does he go back and record the show
- 30:05Speaker 1: completely over when he lived it was completely a twenty
- 30:10Speaker 1: seven minute video him with with slide project. I'm not
- 30:19Speaker 1: even on screen. You don't even see me him like, man,
- 30:28Speaker 1: I'm team Jay. Now. After the show is over, Steve,
- 30:33Speaker 1: he goes back and does a forty five minute bit
- 30:37Speaker 1: that he ended up minutes Jay. He been like that
- 30:44Speaker 1: since he was a kid. He's been there. He always
- 30:48Speaker 1: anybody show him up. He want to go back and
- 30:52Speaker 1: redo it. He wanted another turn. You know, he wanted
- 30:55Speaker 1: to redo Christmas one year because he didn't live happy
- 30:58Speaker 1: on the damn he didn't look happy on some damn picture.
- 31:02Speaker 1: He won't do comes down. Oh man, how do you read?
- 31:09Speaker 1: Let me say all all jokes aside, we didn't having
- 31:13Speaker 1: a great time. We want to hold the comedians to
- 31:16Speaker 1: send us your tape. I'm lading it was a it
- 31:19Speaker 1: was a twelve minute bit. It wasn't thirty. Yeah, I'm
- 31:26Speaker 1: look and look y'all. I knew that I knew something.
- 31:29Speaker 1: I knew a hit said, he texts me and say
- 31:31Speaker 1: call me in word. I said, yeah, yeah, yeah, jac
- 31:38Speaker 1: that type stuff happened. Man. I'm sorry. Man. I apologized
- 31:41Speaker 1: for family. It was a great idea. It's a great concept. Man.
- 31:45Speaker 1: We had great comments on then we have jaded man,
- 31:48Speaker 1: because people are stuck at home and they really need
- 31:51Speaker 1: to laugh. Man. So it's yeah and Jay stay at
- 31:53Speaker 1: home comedy show. You can check it out on YouTube.
- 31:56Speaker 1: But you knew nothing about you, didn't you. Damn no,
- 32:01Speaker 1: he didn't. Hey dog, Hey dog, Hey dog. That's how
- 32:05Speaker 1: he do Julie. Oh my god. And he can't say
- 32:09Speaker 1: he's glitch and he did real glitch. It's real comedy. Real.
- 32:14Speaker 1: You don't get to go back and we do comedy, man.
- 32:16Speaker 1: Ain't no, it's that's yeah. To live with your mess ups. Man,
- 32:23Speaker 1: you can't be editing our jokes. You're breaking that at that.
- 32:29Speaker 1: We ain't had no damn glitch man, My partner, No,
- 32:32Speaker 1: I fixed the glitch. He know he gonna sit on
- 32:35Speaker 1: and let y'all lace meter. He just gonna sit there
- 32:37Speaker 1: chuckle over that. That's that's an I'm back, Jui junior, Junior,
- 32:47Speaker 1: don't don't don't do that, man. I don't ever do that.
- 32:50Speaker 1: Learn yourself so from man, this is a learning moment, right,
- 32:54Speaker 1: this is a good lesson. Thanks edited right, Junior? Huh yeah,
- 32:58Speaker 1: I cut mine? Okay, idd my video I A the
- 33:06Speaker 1: clock is all right, all right, time to move on.
- 33:16Speaker 1: You're listening to show the First Ladies of Gospel, the
- 33:22Speaker 1: Clark's Sisters. Their movie will premiere on Lifetime tomorrow, that
- 33:27Speaker 1: is Saturday night, April eleven, eight pm, seventh Central. Yeah,
- 33:31Speaker 1: you don't want to miss this. It's a biograph, biographical film.
- 33:35Speaker 1: It's about the gospel group and it's produced by Queen Latifa,
- 33:38Speaker 1: Missy Elliott, Mary J. Blige and doctor Holly Carter out
- 33:43Speaker 1: of la and Steve. I know, I know you're looking
- 33:47Speaker 1: forward to it. I'm gonna watch it, man. I mean,
- 33:50Speaker 1: I've just been a fan of the women and them
- 33:54Speaker 1: some bad girls hands down. Now. I was thinking, though,
- 34:00Speaker 1: I have something to propose, already have it? But the
- 34:05Speaker 1: clocksus is was bad. If you had to put together
- 34:09Speaker 1: a female R and B dream team, Oh and you
- 34:15Speaker 1: had to pick four women and they all had to start.
- 34:20Speaker 1: You had to start a gospel group with your dream
- 34:24Speaker 1: team of women, who would it be? Whoa whoa gospel?
- 34:32Speaker 1: Whoa gospel fault? And they have to be R and
- 34:36Speaker 1: B singers. You got Mary J. Price, Mary J Gospel
- 34:50Speaker 1: R and B R and B R and b um.
- 34:52Speaker 1: Let's throw some Erica Bad and some Jill Scott in there.
- 34:56Speaker 1: Eric right, I got I'm going with man. I got
- 35:03Speaker 1: Shoka con Oh that's nice. Yeah, Alicia Keys but she on.
- 35:09Speaker 1: Then I got Jill Scott too, and I got to Beyonce. Okay, yeah,
- 35:19Speaker 1: I like I like the mix up. Yeah, who's next?
- 35:23Speaker 1: Who's next? I would have Jennifer Hudson, okay, Fantasia yea,
- 35:32Speaker 1: Kelly Price and okay, come on, okay, I got a Fantasia,
- 35:43Speaker 1: Aretha Franklin, Kelly Price and just you know, makeing loose
- 35:47Speaker 1: wind the Sacks. I want her in there. I just
- 35:49Speaker 1: want Wonder in there. Look, look, you want this group
- 35:56Speaker 1: to have some fun. You said I want, and I
- 36:00Speaker 1: want one sight. Come on, Steve, I didn't know Hasia
- 36:07Speaker 1: Asia for show? Yeah? Jeal Scott oh yeah, INDI I
- 36:13Speaker 1: re nice, yes, yes, yes, and I'm married Jacob. Yeah,
- 36:20Speaker 1: that's nice. Nice? Come on, Steve, yea were out of time.
- 36:27Speaker 1: We got tents that we come back. I'll give you
- 36:29Speaker 1: my dream team for R and B sayers make the
- 36:32Speaker 1: greatest gospel group of all time outside of Clark's system.
- 36:37Speaker 1: That's coming up at thirty four minutes after the hour,
- 36:39Speaker 1: right after this. You're listening to show, all right, Steve.
- 36:45Speaker 1: Before we went to break, we were talking about you
- 36:47Speaker 1: asked us to name for R and B singers that
- 36:51Speaker 1: could make a super gospel group in honor of the
- 36:55Speaker 1: Clark's sisters Lifetime movie Now All Weekend. The ladies that
- 37:00Speaker 1: them said they didn't know they could use people who
- 37:02Speaker 1: have passed into Jay used, and so we're opening back
- 37:07Speaker 1: up to them. But my all time foe for to
- 37:11Speaker 1: make the greatest gospel group of all all time, Oh,
- 37:19Speaker 1: would be uh Shaka Khan, Aretha Franklin, Yes, Whitney Houston, Yes,
- 37:31Speaker 1: you talking now? And then I would pick of all
- 37:37Speaker 1: the modern day women that I've heard seen that I
- 37:42Speaker 1: would put in this gospel group. Jennifer Hudson, Yeah, okay,
- 37:49Speaker 1: and she's playing Aretha Franklin. Yeah, Aretha Franklin picked her
- 37:58Speaker 1: to do it. I didn't know we could pick. Who
- 38:00Speaker 1: would you pick? Uh Shirley? If if I could do
- 38:04Speaker 1: it over or do over, I would put I could
- 38:07Speaker 1: put a Retha of course, Whitney of course, And I
- 38:12Speaker 1: would still do Erica Badou and I would do um
- 38:15Speaker 1: Jill Scott as well. I keep those I like, mm hmm, yeah, yeah,
- 38:20Speaker 1: I'm Coolah. Who would you have? Who was yours? Uh? Caller?
- 38:28Speaker 1: I had Shaka Alicia Keys, I had Jill Scott and
- 38:34Speaker 1: Beyonce and I'm add and Whitney. No no, no, no,
- 38:38Speaker 1: not not no. You have to replace one. You have
- 38:42Speaker 1: to replace one. God to be four Shaka Alicia Keys? Uh?
- 38:48Speaker 1: Who's jas who? Jill Scott? J Scott? And you want
- 38:59Speaker 1: to now? Yeah, we spoke to her. She don't want
- 39:02Speaker 1: to sing gospel, so I'm gonna replace her. I didn't
- 39:07Speaker 1: hear your replacement caller, I said I was replacing Alicia
- 39:11Speaker 1: for Whitney. Alicia for Whitney. I mean, I mean, once
- 39:16Speaker 1: you say Whitney, you damnly replace anybody. They don't have
- 39:20Speaker 1: to be And let me tell you something. And can't
- 39:22Speaker 1: nobody be offended? Right? Ain't nobody mad? I mean even
- 39:27Speaker 1: if they were standing here, we're gonna take you out
- 39:30Speaker 1: for Whitney. Okay, everybody, I gotta take my robe off now,
- 39:35Speaker 1: man snapping, break all the buttons on it. Ye, man,
- 39:40Speaker 1: I like when I walked out to the mound, give
- 39:42Speaker 1: me that ball exactly. Yeah, you did good. But I
- 39:45Speaker 1: don't forgot about Gladys. Oh lord Gladdys man. See not.
- 39:56Speaker 1: Let me explain this is really that's why it's folk ugly. Now,
- 40:04Speaker 1: if I find a thought, right, jay Hood, I have
- 40:08Speaker 1: to go for for Patty, Patty yeah. And you can't
- 40:13Speaker 1: be mad, Patty yeah. And you can't be mad and
- 40:15Speaker 1: and jay Hood would back out for you. They want
- 40:22Speaker 1: the Sykes to get mad. If I put Tina Turner
- 40:24Speaker 1: in husband, that's who I want. That's who I want
- 40:29Speaker 1: in there. My guys sing half yeah, she could do it,
- 40:37Speaker 1: she could do it. I'm yes, I'm your guys sing hal.
- 40:47Speaker 1: You know modern day I love it, Okay, all modern day,
- 40:53Speaker 1: all day, all day long. Who would you pick? I
- 40:56Speaker 1: mean modern day have to be mardin day, have to
- 40:59Speaker 1: be living. Four women man, that's build. We'll do that
- 41:03Speaker 1: on the next break when we get some time. All right, cool,
- 41:06Speaker 1: So y'all think about it. We got to do with
- 41:08Speaker 1: something else in here with all we got some questions
- 41:16Speaker 1: for the CLO coming up to Chief Love Officers Steve
- 41:19Speaker 1: Harvey in the building, shut out, private dance coming up next,
- 41:33Speaker 1: it is the nephew with the prank phone call. Right
- 41:35Speaker 1: after this, you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show
- 41:40Speaker 1: coming up at the top of the hour. Right about
- 41:43Speaker 1: four minutes after, it's my strawberry letter for today. Subject
- 41:47Speaker 1: her hood rat mentality is bad for business. That's the subject.
- 41:52Speaker 1: But right now, nephew in the building with today's prank
- 41:54Speaker 1: phone call? What you got for snap? How much money
- 41:59Speaker 1: do we have the account? Pastor? Watch it now? Okay,
- 42:04Speaker 1: it came in three sentis I broke it up? Now?
- 42:06Speaker 1: How much money do we have any account? Pastor? Pastor, pastor,
- 42:13Speaker 1: how much money do we have in the account? Let's
- 42:15Speaker 1: go aga. Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach Pastor Hayes.
- 42:22Speaker 1: Pastor Hayes, how are you doing this? Is? This is
- 42:24Speaker 1: brother Lin Lennie Thompson. How you doing it? I'm good brother,
- 42:28Speaker 1: and how can I help you today? Pass I'm actually
- 42:31Speaker 1: one of your members at the church, and I want
- 42:34Speaker 1: to just commend you that you're doing a good job
- 42:36Speaker 1: the way you are displaying safety. Let me say that
- 42:40Speaker 1: first and foremost. Okay, cool, thank you. You know, we
- 42:43Speaker 1: just want everybody to be safe and healthy. And your
- 42:47Speaker 1: name again, Brother Lenna Thompson. Okay, and and and other
- 42:50Speaker 1: times I'm trying about to be in the middle of dinner.
- 42:53Speaker 1: How can I help your brother? Well, here's what I
- 42:55Speaker 1: wanted to ask you, man, uh pass, I want to
- 42:58Speaker 1: ask you this. I know, you know a lot of
- 43:00Speaker 1: people are going through different things, and and people are,
- 43:04Speaker 1: you know, trying to make sure they keep food and
- 43:06Speaker 1: stuff in the house because you know, time like this,
- 43:08Speaker 1: you know you kind of want to stay put, and
- 43:10Speaker 1: but you want to make sure you got enough food
- 43:12Speaker 1: and water and things like that. So but but but
- 43:14Speaker 1: what I wanted my reason for calling you is I
- 43:17Speaker 1: wanted to ask you how how much money do we
- 43:20Speaker 1: have in the account? Come again, the church account? How
- 43:25Speaker 1: much money do we have in there? Brother? Brother? What
- 43:29Speaker 1: what do you say? Your name was again, brother? My
- 43:31Speaker 1: name is brother Lennah Thompson. Okay, Brother Thompson. How did
- 43:34Speaker 1: you get my personal self one number to be calling
- 43:37Speaker 1: me at home the time of day? Well? I got
- 43:39Speaker 1: this number from one of the brothers at the church.
- 43:41Speaker 1: What what, brother, the church do they know not to
- 43:44Speaker 1: give my person the number out to to people I
- 43:46Speaker 1: don't know you. Well, I'm a I'm a but I'm
- 43:49Speaker 1: a but I'm a member though I'm a member. Well,
- 43:52Speaker 1: how how long you've been a member? Because I've been
- 43:53Speaker 1: passing this church for ten years and your name ain't
- 43:56Speaker 1: familiar to me. How long? How long have you been
- 43:58Speaker 1: a member at my church? I've been a member of
- 44:01Speaker 1: probably going on going on three years now, but I ain't.
- 44:05Speaker 1: I ain't been since, you know, since that day I joined.
- 44:08Speaker 1: I you know, you know, I kind of got caught
- 44:10Speaker 1: out there, you know how I go. But wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,
- 44:13Speaker 1: wait wait. So you you've been a member of my
- 44:15Speaker 1: church two or three years, you ain't been to the church,
- 44:18Speaker 1: and two to three years are you calling me to
- 44:20Speaker 1: ask me about finances of my church? Well, I'm understand
- 44:24Speaker 1: what you're looking for. Well, I am a member, so
- 44:27Speaker 1: I mean I do how to Don't I have the
- 44:29Speaker 1: right to know what we got in there? What we
- 44:30Speaker 1: got in the account? Actually you don't. You don't have
- 44:33Speaker 1: to write to that question. If you don't actively come
- 44:36Speaker 1: to the church. You can't come to the church, sign
- 44:38Speaker 1: of the church and then call me three years later
- 44:41Speaker 1: asking me what we got going on at church? So
- 44:43Speaker 1: I need to understand what is your purpose? Well, like
- 44:47Speaker 1: I say, everybody going through hard times. I'm trying to
- 44:50Speaker 1: see what we got in now, because you know, I
- 44:53Speaker 1: need to pick up a few things from the stove.
- 44:55Speaker 1: I don't have the money right now, but shouldn't I
- 44:58Speaker 1: be able to lean on my church though you can
- 45:00Speaker 1: lean on it. We've done a lot of stuff in
- 45:02Speaker 1: the community. We've been feeding the elderly. We got a
- 45:05Speaker 1: food bank, we've been cashed happing people some money that
- 45:08Speaker 1: when we can. But you ain't been at this church
- 45:10Speaker 1: and three years. You can't call me after three years
- 45:13Speaker 1: and think I'm about to give you some money for
- 45:15Speaker 1: something I don't even know if you're a real member.
- 45:17Speaker 1: I am a real man. I'm a real member. So
- 45:19Speaker 1: hold on, hold on, hold on, hold hold on, past
- 45:22Speaker 1: hold on, hold on, hold on, no, no no, no, hold on,
- 45:25Speaker 1: by boy. Look here, I'm trying to sit down here
- 45:28Speaker 1: dinner with my family. You sitting here on my last nerve.
- 45:31Speaker 1: Look here, brother Thompson. I don't know you. I ain't
- 45:34Speaker 1: never heard of you. You am not about to call
- 45:36Speaker 1: here and try to get some money out of me.
- 45:39Speaker 1: You ain't even member of the church. You can't I
- 45:41Speaker 1: am a member of the church because you come to
- 45:44Speaker 1: the church one time. You ain't been back in three
- 45:46Speaker 1: years and you come to me for some money. I
- 45:49Speaker 1: am a membtor your mama. You are not a member
- 45:52Speaker 1: of this church, sir, I am a member of the church. Look, look, look,
- 45:56Speaker 1: let me tell you something. I know. This ain't no no,
- 45:59Speaker 1: let me try. Let them tell you where You can't
- 46:01Speaker 1: call my church two or three years ago and called
- 46:04Speaker 1: me three years later. Get my number from somebody and
- 46:07Speaker 1: ask me for money because you're gonna through hard times. Now,
- 46:09Speaker 1: if you was a true member of the church, you'll
- 46:11Speaker 1: understand how we work and how we give money to
- 46:14Speaker 1: people that are struggling. I just delivered forty meals today
- 46:17Speaker 1: to our elderly huh. Last week we cash out people
- 46:21Speaker 1: money to go pick up grocery. Compare, what do you need?
- 46:24Speaker 1: Do you need my cash? App? Then do you need
- 46:27Speaker 1: my cash? Boy? Boy, you're gonna make me because you
- 46:30Speaker 1: ain't even tiring. So how are you not tiring? And
- 46:33Speaker 1: think you told you I have fell on bad times?
- 46:36Speaker 1: Didn't I say I fell on bad times? You feel
- 46:39Speaker 1: on bad times for three years? Hey? Hey, you know
- 46:42Speaker 1: it takes longer for some people. Okay, why are you
- 46:45Speaker 1: why are you judging me an opposed trying to figure
- 46:48Speaker 1: out how to cash apt me so I can get
- 46:50Speaker 1: on a number of my church. I don't know if
- 46:52Speaker 1: you some scam artists trying to get money from the church. Sir,
- 46:55Speaker 1: I have never met you. I don't know you. Matter
- 46:58Speaker 1: of fact, I'm about to call up the beacon to
- 47:00Speaker 1: see who you are and why they would give my
- 47:02Speaker 1: number to some points to call me and ask me
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- 47:06Speaker 1: If you don't cash at me, then I'm funny at
- 47:09Speaker 1: all the members that I know you. I know our
- 47:11Speaker 1: church ain't no mega church. You know we got three
- 47:14Speaker 1: four hundred members already know so. But but I would
- 47:17Speaker 1: let every member know that you're not cash happen me
- 47:20Speaker 1: to help me in a time and need. I will
- 47:22Speaker 1: do that. Ruther Thompson, you you can let them know.
- 47:25Speaker 1: You can Facebook and Instagram and you can put it
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- 47:30Speaker 1: giving you a dime. I don't know you. I ain't
- 47:33Speaker 1: never heard of you. A matter of fact, you need
- 47:35Speaker 1: to get off my phone. I got dinner with my
- 47:37Speaker 1: wife about to go on, man, and I ain't got
- 47:39Speaker 1: time to be going back and forth with you. I
- 47:41Speaker 1: need to know who gave you my number so I
- 47:44Speaker 1: can call them up and tell them, don't be giving
- 47:46Speaker 1: my number some stranger who ain't been our church in
- 47:49Speaker 1: two to three years. Ain't gonna ask me for some money,
- 47:52Speaker 1: some cash out, or if you don't get off this phone,
- 47:54Speaker 1: who gave you? Okay, so let me ask you something.
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- 48:00Speaker 1: know Deacon Mark And yeah, what about him? Do you
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- 48:35Speaker 1: everything good. My wife's man came out here. Boy. You
- 48:39Speaker 1: don't want her to set it off. You don't want
- 48:43Speaker 1: the first lady to go out, Okay, man, But now
- 48:46Speaker 1: we take care of our church man. We feed them,
- 48:49Speaker 1: sending the money man, delivering mills. Man, make sure everybody
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- 50:41Speaker 1: into it right after this. You're listening to Steve Harvey
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- 51:11Speaker 1: We got it for you here. It is the Strawberry Letter,
- 51:14Speaker 1: Thank you, nephew. Subject her hood rat mentality is bad
- 51:18Speaker 1: for business. Dear Stephen Shirley. I'm a married man, but
- 51:22Speaker 1: I have not been happily married in a while. I
- 51:25Speaker 1: have no mention, no intention of leaving my wife, and
- 51:28Speaker 1: I'm not a cheater. I own a small bar downtown
- 51:31Speaker 1: and my best employee is also my worst employee. She's
- 51:36Speaker 1: been with me for so long that I've overlooked her
- 51:39Speaker 1: raunchy behavior for years. She is a hood rat, and
- 51:42Speaker 1: I knew that when I hired her as a bartender.
- 51:45Speaker 1: This was supposed to be a part time job. But
- 51:48Speaker 1: now it's the only job she has because she is
- 51:51Speaker 1: loud and unprofessional. She is fifty three years old, but
- 51:54Speaker 1: she has a body like Cardie b and she's gorgeous.
- 51:59Speaker 1: She wears her stomach out with short shorts and heels,
- 52:02Speaker 1: so my mail customers love her. Recently, I had to
- 52:06Speaker 1: temporarily lay her off because of the pandemic. I offered
- 52:10Speaker 1: to give her a thousand dollars to help her out
- 52:12Speaker 1: while she was not working. She asked me what she
- 52:16Speaker 1: had to do for the extra money. I was confused
- 52:19Speaker 1: at first, and then I figured it out. She told
- 52:22Speaker 1: me that nothing is free, and she has been working
- 52:25Speaker 1: her side hustle for a while right out of my bar.
- 52:29Speaker 1: Several of my married customers give her money and gifts
- 52:31Speaker 1: in exchange for a good time. She told me that
- 52:35Speaker 1: she knows I'm not happy at home and I haven't
- 52:37Speaker 1: had sex in a while, so she could help me out.
- 52:41Speaker 1: I wanted to lay her across that bar right then
- 52:44Speaker 1: and there and do her, but I have my dignity
- 52:47Speaker 1: and a woman like that is nothing but troubled. I
- 52:50Speaker 1: told her she can't be tricking out of my bar,
- 52:52Speaker 1: and she told me whatever she does and her spare
- 52:55Speaker 1: time is her business. She's valuable for my business. But
- 52:59Speaker 1: she can't keep tricking with my customers. Should I talk
- 53:02Speaker 1: to the guys or fire her? Okay, you're a business
- 53:07Speaker 1: owner and she's good for business, so what's the problem.
- 53:11Speaker 1: I mean, I really don't think it's so much that
- 53:13Speaker 1: she's from the hood that you have a problem with
- 53:16Speaker 1: an issue with, because, like you said, you knew that
- 53:19Speaker 1: when you hired her. You also said she's valuable for
- 53:23Speaker 1: your business. I think in spite of what you say, Wow,
- 53:28Speaker 1: there's something going on or that you think about when
- 53:33Speaker 1: it comes to her. I think you're attracted to her,
- 53:35Speaker 1: and I think you you really want her. There your words.
- 53:39Speaker 1: She's gorgeous with a body like Cardi b with her
- 53:43Speaker 1: stomach out, her short shorts and her heels. And your
- 53:46Speaker 1: mail customers love her. That's business for you. You know
- 53:51Speaker 1: they're in there, they come to see her. They they're
- 53:54Speaker 1: spending money. You know, they spend money when they come,
- 53:56Speaker 1: so that helps your business. So when you laid her
- 54:00Speaker 1: off and she offered to pay you back for your
- 54:02Speaker 1: generous one thousand dollars, you said you wanted to take her.
- 54:06Speaker 1: You wanted to take her up on it and throw
- 54:09Speaker 1: her across, do her right there on the bar. But
- 54:12Speaker 1: you're smart and you didn't. You have dignity. You didn't
- 54:14Speaker 1: do it, you said, because a woman like that is
- 54:18Speaker 1: nothing but trouble. And I do commend you for that,
- 54:21Speaker 1: because even though you said you're unhappy at home, you
- 54:24Speaker 1: let us know that in the beginning of the letter,
- 54:26Speaker 1: you said you would never cheat on your wife. So
- 54:30Speaker 1: you didn't take your bartender up on her offer. Like
- 54:34Speaker 1: I said, you didn't take the bait. I do like
- 54:36Speaker 1: that about you. Now. As far as her seeing male customers,
- 54:41Speaker 1: you didn't even know that. That's how good she is.
- 54:44Speaker 1: You didn't even know that, Okay, but you know it now.
- 54:48Speaker 1: I don't know how you're gonna get her to stop
- 54:50Speaker 1: doing that because what she does in her home is
- 54:54Speaker 1: her business. I just say, watch her and you know,
- 54:58Speaker 1: make sure it doesn't get out of hand and get crazy,
- 55:00Speaker 1: because you definitely don't want to lose your business if
- 55:03Speaker 1: it does. Should you fire her? Why would you fire
- 55:07Speaker 1: someone that's good for business? Um? I mean, you know
- 55:11Speaker 1: you're the business owner and it's about business, So why
- 55:14Speaker 1: would you do that? Should you talk to the guys?
- 55:17Speaker 1: I don't know what that's gonna do. They're gonna leave
- 55:19Speaker 1: probably if you talk to them, So you do have
- 55:22Speaker 1: a dilemma on your hands. But firing her and talking
- 55:24Speaker 1: to him talking to guys, I don't think that's the way, Steve.
- 55:29Speaker 1: I am completely stunned at your answer. That's this is
- 55:37Speaker 1: that something's going on with you, Shirley. Well, this is
- 55:41Speaker 1: not the Shirley Strawberry. I know him for twenty years.
- 55:45Speaker 1: I don't know where this damn answer came from. I
- 55:48Speaker 1: don't know who helps you with your Strawberry letter. But
- 55:51Speaker 1: this don't sound like Shirley Strawberry talking right here. I
- 55:55Speaker 1: don't know who got hold of this letter and change
- 55:58Speaker 1: your answer. I don't understand why you even wrote, Bro,
- 56:05Speaker 1: I really don't. I have no idea how old you are,
- 56:08Speaker 1: but you've got to be a fully grown ass man.
- 56:12Speaker 1: So because the girl is fifty three years old, so
- 56:16Speaker 1: you couldn't grown. So now let's talk about what this
- 56:20Speaker 1: goodn't grown? Man? He opens up the letter saying talking
- 56:22Speaker 1: about how he married, but he ain't been happily married
- 56:25Speaker 1: for a while. That's how the letter opened. But the
- 56:29Speaker 1: letter ain't even about his marriage though, So why did
- 56:33Speaker 1: you feel compelled to tell us this information right here? See? Bro,
- 56:38Speaker 1: when you're talking to me, I just I know the
- 56:42Speaker 1: male psyche so well. Everything Shirley said made perfect sense.
- 56:46Speaker 1: I just couldn't leave her ass saying I was gonna
- 56:49Speaker 1: ask you that after you gave your answer. What's wrong
- 56:51Speaker 1: with my answer? No, it made perfect sense. But it
- 56:54Speaker 1: sounds like something I would say, yeah, because it sounds
- 56:59Speaker 1: like a man answer. But Dog, this ain't a man
- 57:02Speaker 1: letter though. You See your problem is dog, you told
- 57:08Speaker 1: us at the top of the letter, you ain't think
- 57:10Speaker 1: about leaving your wife. You're not a cheetah. I'm unhappily
- 57:13Speaker 1: man for a while. No intention, I got a small ball.
- 57:17Speaker 1: My best employee is also my worst employee. Well, it
- 57:20Speaker 1: sounds like you got one person work. All right, listen, Steve,
- 57:24Speaker 1: we'll have her too response coming up at twenty three
- 57:30Speaker 1: minutes after the hour. Today's subject her hood rat mentality
- 57:34Speaker 1: is bad for business. We'll get back into it right
- 57:37Speaker 1: after this. You're listening show, all right, Steve, come on,
- 57:42Speaker 1: let's recap today's strawberry letter. Her hood rat mentality is
- 57:46Speaker 1: bad for business. Yeah, this married dude that's been selling
- 57:51Speaker 1: telling us he unhappy he had grown man, you know
- 57:54Speaker 1: so I know you couldn't grown, but he's married. He
- 57:57Speaker 1: ain't been happy for a while. No intention leaving my wife.
- 58:00Speaker 1: I'm not a cheetah. If the letter isn't about you
- 58:03Speaker 1: being happy or a cheetah, why did you have to
- 58:06Speaker 1: mention that at the beginning? Bro, something's a miss hill
- 58:10Speaker 1: and I think I'm gonna find out what it is.
- 58:13Speaker 1: You're on a small bar. Your best employee is also
- 58:16Speaker 1: your worst employee. Now, before we left, I said it
- 58:18Speaker 1: was sounding to me like you got one employee. Now
- 58:21Speaker 1: she has been with me so long, so long, which
- 58:25Speaker 1: ages him too that I've overlooked her raunchy behavior for years.
- 58:31Speaker 1: So she's a hood rat and I knew that when
- 58:33Speaker 1: I hired her as a bartender. Excuse me, I'm not
- 58:39Speaker 1: following you here. I've overlooked her raunchy behavior for years.
- 58:44Speaker 1: She's a hood rat, and I knew that when I
- 58:46Speaker 1: hired as a bartender. If you knew she was a
- 58:49Speaker 1: hood rat when you hired as a bartender, when did
- 58:53Speaker 1: you start overlooking the raunchy behavior at the interview with
- 58:58Speaker 1: the banging card to be body? See is that when
- 59:02Speaker 1: you overlook the raunchy behavior because you knew you wanted
- 59:06Speaker 1: her be standing behind that bar because it would draw
- 59:08Speaker 1: your customers. Come on, bro, you're talking to another grown man. Now.
- 59:12Speaker 1: This is supposed to be a part time job, but
- 59:14Speaker 1: now it's the only job she has because she's loud
- 59:17Speaker 1: and unprofessional. Well with reading this letter. Its ain't the
- 59:20Speaker 1: only job she got. See, she didn't turned a part
- 59:25Speaker 1: time job into a full time job. Partner, she fifty
- 59:28Speaker 1: three years old. She got a body like Cardi B.
- 59:30Speaker 1: And she's gorgeous. Excuse me, that's why you hide the
- 59:34Speaker 1: hood rat dog in the beginning. That's why you overlooked
- 59:40Speaker 1: the raunchy behavior because of how she looked you are man.
- 59:45Speaker 1: She wearing her stomach out well, you know, with short
- 59:50Speaker 1: shorts and heels. Okay, you ain't saying nothing about that.
- 59:56Speaker 1: So my male customers love her, and so does the
- 59:59Speaker 1: dude that hired her, that's been unhappily married for a
- 1:00:03Speaker 1: long time. But you're not a cheating You have no
- 1:00:05Speaker 1: intentions of leaving your wife. Why that's even in the letter,
- 1:00:09Speaker 1: you explaining yourself as you go. Recently, male customers love her. Recently,
- 1:00:15Speaker 1: I had a temporary layer off because of the pandemic.
- 1:00:19Speaker 1: I offered to give her a thousand dollars to help
- 1:00:21Speaker 1: her out while she was not working. She asked me
- 1:00:25Speaker 1: what she had to do for the extra money. I
- 1:00:28Speaker 1: was confused at first, then I figured it out. She
- 1:00:32Speaker 1: told me ain't nothing free, and she'd been working her
- 1:00:34Speaker 1: side wholesome for a while, right out of my bar.
- 1:00:38Speaker 1: Several of my married customers give her money and gives
- 1:00:41Speaker 1: in exchange for a good time. That's why I thought
- 1:00:44Speaker 1: Shirley would be just through it. Her but now all
- 1:00:47Speaker 1: of a sudden she hood She told me that she
- 1:00:52Speaker 1: knows I'm not happy at home and I haven't had
- 1:00:55Speaker 1: sex in a while, so she can help me out.
- 1:00:58Speaker 1: I wanted to lay her closs the ball right the dude, huh,
- 1:01:02Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying. Now, here's where the next
- 1:01:06Speaker 1: which was true? But I have my dignity right, Okay?
- 1:01:14Speaker 1: We all have that, bro, all of us have that,
- 1:01:18Speaker 1: and a woman like that, it's nothing but trouble. She's
- 1:01:22Speaker 1: been working for you for years. She ain't been no
- 1:01:25Speaker 1: trouble up into now. A matter of fact, she'd probably
- 1:01:27Speaker 1: the real reason your bars still open. So now I
- 1:01:34Speaker 1: told her she can't be tricking out of my bar.
- 1:01:36Speaker 1: She told me whatever she does in her spare time
- 1:01:38Speaker 1: is her business. That's a hood rat comment, that's a
- 1:01:41Speaker 1: business comment. I've heard people say that in business meetings before.
- 1:01:47Speaker 1: She's valuable for my business, but she can't keep tricking
- 1:01:50Speaker 1: with my customers. Should I talk to the guys or
- 1:01:53Speaker 1: fire her? Let me ask you a question, bro, what
- 1:01:57Speaker 1: exactly will you say to the guys or should I
- 1:02:00Speaker 1: fire her? Fire her? What should you talk to the
- 1:02:05Speaker 1: guys about? Yeah? What do you say? What are you
- 1:02:08Speaker 1: gonna ask them. Excuse me, man, are you are you
- 1:02:13Speaker 1: sleeping with her? Yeah? Yeah? Women? Holder? Man, why are
- 1:02:17Speaker 1: you doing that? She my bartender? Oh she ain't. Yeah,
- 1:02:23Speaker 1: I'm a holder. But but hold of them, man, I'm
- 1:02:25Speaker 1: telling you, she my bartender. And I'm asking y'all, man,
- 1:02:29Speaker 1: could y'all stop hitting on her and giving this extra
- 1:02:33Speaker 1: money so she could just, you know, be my bartender?
- 1:02:38Speaker 1: Can I just say this? The only reason I come
- 1:02:40Speaker 1: here is hook Damn. She fixed drinks and she fixed
- 1:02:45Speaker 1: everything else. I don't know what you mean. Why why
- 1:02:48Speaker 1: are we not gonna come? So? Now back to the letter.
- 1:02:52Speaker 1: I'm asking the audience. Now that you've heard from several
- 1:02:56Speaker 1: men who have potential customer road all over, what would
- 1:03:00Speaker 1: I say to these guys? Or fire hu? Fire huh?
- 1:03:04Speaker 1: Don't fire her your bar clothes causing a pandemic. Now,
- 1:03:10Speaker 1: she thought that the thousand dollars meant she had to
- 1:03:13Speaker 1: do something, because that's what the thousand dollars do every
- 1:03:17Speaker 1: other time. Yeah, but the cold part was you thought
- 1:03:21Speaker 1: about it? Now, what your real question is? Should I
- 1:03:25Speaker 1: fire her? Because if I bring it back in here,
- 1:03:27Speaker 1: I'm gonna dua. That's the question right there, don't write
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- 1:07:00Speaker 1: service will not be stopped by the police. Wow, we'll
- 1:07:04Speaker 1: talk about it right after this. You're listening to show. Well,
- 1:07:11Speaker 1: today is good Friday. And in Baton Rouge, Louisiana, pastor
- 1:07:15Speaker 1: Tony Spell remember him well, he's going to hold Easter
- 1:07:19Speaker 1: Sunday service at Life Tabernacle Church, which is expected to
- 1:07:23Speaker 1: draw more than a thousand faithful parishioners. Baton Rouge's police
- 1:07:27Speaker 1: chief said, Pastor Spell is doing this for publicity and
- 1:07:31Speaker 1: he is violating Louisiana stay at home orders. However, the
- 1:07:34Speaker 1: police will not interfere with the pastor's scheduled Easter service. Instead,
- 1:07:39Speaker 1: the cops will document the gathering is evidence to the
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- 1:07:47Speaker 1: That's not a good Listen to me, Louisiana, Louisiana. This
- 1:07:52Speaker 1: is a serious problem with him. This is really, really
- 1:07:55Speaker 1: a serious problem now, pastor. For you to not be
- 1:08:02Speaker 1: in compliance with the law, that alone is not real
- 1:08:07Speaker 1: Christian life. But for you to run the risk of
- 1:08:11Speaker 1: endangering some parishioners who are trying to show a level
- 1:08:16Speaker 1: of faith that you are asking them to step out on.
- 1:08:20Speaker 1: And faith, faith and good sense, and wisdom and judgment
- 1:08:25Speaker 1: all have to play a part in this. The Bible
- 1:08:29Speaker 1: speaks often about wisdom and judgment and understanding, and you
- 1:08:34Speaker 1: don't throw that to the wind on faith. You just
- 1:08:38Speaker 1: can't throw it away on faith like that, because you're
- 1:08:41Speaker 1: asking a people who may not be at the same
- 1:08:44Speaker 1: level of you, but trying to prove something, and you're
- 1:08:47Speaker 1: endangering a lot of people. You're endangering a lot of people.
- 1:08:55Speaker 1: Why would you put that in your hands like that?
- 1:08:57Speaker 1: Why would you jeopardize those people's lives. God does not
- 1:09:01Speaker 1: require you don't have to test God. God ain't to
- 1:09:05Speaker 1: be tested, partner, man, I don't. I don't get what
- 1:09:08Speaker 1: this dude is coming from. I'd like to get him
- 1:09:10Speaker 1: on the radio pastor Yeah, Man, I'd like to just
- 1:09:14Speaker 1: talk to him and get his understanding of it. More
- 1:09:18Speaker 1: than a thousand people will be there. I mean, I'm
- 1:09:21Speaker 1: a Christian. All of us is Christians. You know, we
- 1:09:25Speaker 1: believe us, we people of faith, we pray, we love God,
- 1:09:29Speaker 1: we children. I want I want to helpship with God. Bro.
- 1:09:33Speaker 1: I want you to help me talk me into coming.
- 1:09:38Speaker 1: Tell me why I should come, doc, because you talking
- 1:09:42Speaker 1: about a dude that really do want to get it
- 1:09:44Speaker 1: right at this stage of his life. So tell me
- 1:09:48Speaker 1: how this works for me? And it puts members at
- 1:09:54Speaker 1: a bad position because they figure out he's a minister,
- 1:09:58Speaker 1: he's a man of God. Follow us anything, follow him.
- 1:10:03Speaker 1: But but and that's right, Jake, what is the benefit
- 1:10:09Speaker 1: of being in church on Easter? Do you know what
- 1:10:13Speaker 1: Joe Oldstein is doing? Do you know what Bishop Jake's
- 1:10:16Speaker 1: is doing? Do some bad boys? Man virtual service virtuas
- 1:10:20Speaker 1: Easter services. Yeah. And and speaking of Pastor Oldstein, uh,
- 1:10:26Speaker 1: he's going to hold his virtual Easter service. You know,
- 1:10:29Speaker 1: he has a massive audience at Lakewood Church in Houston.
- 1:10:33Speaker 1: Kanye West is going to be there, Mariah Carey is
- 1:10:36Speaker 1: going to be there, and Tyler Perry will be there
- 1:10:39Speaker 1: virtually virtually okay, yeah, but if you if you have
- 1:10:44Speaker 1: a y if you have a flip phone, you will
- 1:10:46Speaker 1: not be able to watch service. And ye have a
- 1:10:51Speaker 1: hold up, don't hold up, don't listen to me. Hold up, y'all,
- 1:10:53Speaker 1: hold up. Hold let's let's let's stay here for a second.
- 1:10:56Speaker 1: These people in Baton Rouge, Louisiana knew all in it's
- 1:11:00Speaker 1: a hot spot. It ain't but an hour away. Yeah,
- 1:11:04Speaker 1: so listen, man, I don't know what you think you're
- 1:11:08Speaker 1: doing here now. The police can't stop you, but you
- 1:11:13Speaker 1: should care enough about your parishioners to use better judgment. Listen, man,
- 1:11:19Speaker 1: you don't know which one of them people are infected.
- 1:11:23Speaker 1: And if a thousand people get together, somebody probably's got it.
- 1:11:27Speaker 1: Somebodybody gonna get it, and then they pass and they're
- 1:11:32Speaker 1: gonna take it back to these houses. Man. And yeah,
- 1:11:35Speaker 1: you're gonna get your ties, and you're gonna get your
- 1:11:38Speaker 1: offering that day, and you're gonna get patted on the back.
- 1:11:41Speaker 1: But I got but you, he bro, you're wrong for
- 1:11:44Speaker 1: this exactly. Coming up, we'll have more music, more trending topics,
- 1:11:50Speaker 1: and some headlines for twenty minutes after the hour, right
- 1:11:52Speaker 1: after this you're listening show. Well, the waffle House prized
- 1:12:00Speaker 1: their customers by selling their waffle mix online. As you know,
- 1:12:04Speaker 1: the waffle House closed its restaurants do the due to
- 1:12:07Speaker 1: COVID nineteen uh So they decided to sell their waffle
- 1:12:11Speaker 1: mix online and it's sold out of bags in just
- 1:12:14Speaker 1: four hours. But waffle House tweeted that they are going
- 1:12:18Speaker 1: to restock next week, So there you go. That's good. Huh.
- 1:12:22Speaker 1: But that ain't that any way you go to waffle House,
- 1:12:24Speaker 1: you don't want to hear the ambience of what's going on.
- 1:12:27Speaker 1: I didn't want to hear everybody order. You want to
- 1:12:31Speaker 1: hear anybody out of ham Saldi juggle with a hold
- 1:12:33Speaker 1: of me to throw the fat if you don't get
- 1:12:35Speaker 1: that out of but the cook gets it all. Yeah,
- 1:12:40Speaker 1: onion down with onion down with a taking message two
- 1:12:43Speaker 1: was going to go pick it up all right, smothered.
- 1:12:47Speaker 1: Has you gotta get scoutlet smothered and covered? Yea, you
- 1:12:52Speaker 1: gotta get it like that baby that all Americans? You
- 1:12:55Speaker 1: want some more ice T shirt. I'm gonna die better it.
- 1:12:58Speaker 1: Don't man, give them another ice. Take none of this.
- 1:13:07Speaker 1: You ain't Shirley. I went one time when I when
- 1:13:11Speaker 1: I watched Steve's um there's onions. You must have ordered
- 1:13:15Speaker 1: onion in your waffle That's the only way on I love.
- 1:13:23Speaker 1: There's one great I've spent more time in waffle house
- 1:13:26Speaker 1: and all y'all combined. All right, we have more than
- 1:13:36Speaker 1: the sea barby Morning Show and some trending news coming
- 1:13:38Speaker 1: up at thirty three minutes after the hour right after this,
- 1:13:41Speaker 1: you're listening to morning show. All right, Jay is here
- 1:13:46Speaker 1: to explain this. For every action, there's a comment you
- 1:13:49Speaker 1: can't do nothing. What is it? Every man? Every woman
- 1:13:52Speaker 1: who's stuck in the house with somebody where you just
- 1:13:55Speaker 1: can't move, you can't get away. It means every action
- 1:14:00Speaker 1: there's a comment, I'm gonna do one. Set it up,
- 1:14:02Speaker 1: and I need the fellas to join. And here's the person.
- 1:14:04Speaker 1: I'm gonna go watch TV in the other room. That's
- 1:14:07Speaker 1: the action. The comment is why you got going room
- 1:14:11Speaker 1: to watch TV the other room? What's wronged the TV?
- 1:14:14Speaker 1: And here? Since when have you been watching TV in
- 1:14:17Speaker 1: another damn room? I need to know we can't sitting
- 1:14:21Speaker 1: here and watch TV together, which means every action there's
- 1:14:26Speaker 1: a comment. All right, I'm gonna set up the action, fellas,
- 1:14:29Speaker 1: y'all give me the comment. I'm gonna walk around in
- 1:14:32Speaker 1: neighborhood just to get some fresh air. That's the action.
- 1:14:36Speaker 1: What's the comment, fellas? It is since when you've been wallas,
- 1:14:39Speaker 1: you ain't been walking. While you start walking out, come on,
- 1:14:43Speaker 1: you start getting health all of a sudden? You what
- 1:14:46Speaker 1: you got a marathon? You prepaying for walking? You walking
- 1:14:50Speaker 1: around and yet something ain't here? We got an acting
- 1:14:52Speaker 1: this in here. What you gonna need to ask? You
- 1:14:58Speaker 1: ain't been briefing? What is your need? If you ain't,
- 1:15:05Speaker 1: you ain't took a breath since you've been in here.
- 1:15:12Speaker 1: That's the action, That's what it is. The second I'm
- 1:15:16Speaker 1: kind of sleepy. I think I'm gonna go take a nap.
- 1:15:19Speaker 1: That's the action. What's the comment, fellas? Let it rose?
- 1:15:22Speaker 1: Let me here. Well, when you was talking to Brenda,
- 1:15:26Speaker 1: your ass wasn't sleeping. Now you with me? Now you
- 1:15:31Speaker 1: now you caught naps? Is for tide people. You ain't
- 1:15:40Speaker 1: done a damn fa goddamn, that was a comment. Here's
- 1:15:51Speaker 1: the action. I'm gonna go work out in the garage.
- 1:15:56Speaker 1: Is that the action fellas? What's a comment? Boom? Let
- 1:15:58Speaker 1: me here, me here, Yeah, well you're working out so
- 1:16:01Speaker 1: well because you ain't working out in his bedroom. We
- 1:16:02Speaker 1: know that. Oh say, yeah, your fatass gonna be out
- 1:16:12Speaker 1: of breath walking to the garage all of a sudden,
- 1:16:15Speaker 1: you mister help and now now you're gonna walk to
- 1:16:18Speaker 1: the garage. Didn't work out really coming up the last
- 1:16:24Speaker 1: break of the day. It is the last break up
- 1:16:28Speaker 1: the day. Okay, Jay, alright, alright, alright, you're back. You're bad, Steve,
- 1:16:34Speaker 1: Steve Steven didn't really feel it was all right you
- 1:16:39Speaker 1: every damn date, but that was better though. He's coming back.
- 1:16:43Speaker 1: He's coming back, and we'll have some closing remarks from
- 1:16:46Speaker 1: the one and only Steve Harvey in forty nine minutes
- 1:16:49Speaker 1: after the hour, right after this, you're listening Steve Harvey
- 1:16:54Speaker 1: Morning Show. All right, here we are last break of
- 1:16:57Speaker 1: the day. It is the last break up the hey
- 1:17:00Speaker 1: it's good Friday, last break of the week. Actually, yeah. Yeah,
- 1:17:05Speaker 1: Happy Easter, happy Resurrection, happy good Friday. Yes, good Friday, Yeah,
- 1:17:10Speaker 1: all of that. You know what, it's gonna be probably
- 1:17:13Speaker 1: more different Easter than ever before, no doubt about it.
- 1:17:17Speaker 1: You know, they're all there locking down parks in LA
- 1:17:20Speaker 1: so people don't come there to gather and have like,
- 1:17:23Speaker 1: you know, Easter picnics and stuff out there at the
- 1:17:25Speaker 1: park in LA. They're doing all of that. Man, I'm
- 1:17:29Speaker 1: putting on my Easter jacket and shirt and tie and hat,
- 1:17:33Speaker 1: sit on the edge of the bed, no draws on
- 1:17:35Speaker 1: and enjoy service. That's what I'm gonna do, right Wow, Okay, Okay,
- 1:17:41Speaker 1: I'm gonna put draws on. Okay, I'm when when you
- 1:17:46Speaker 1: get up to Heaven, Jay, don't even ask what your name.
- 1:17:49Speaker 1: You don't even matter. You're not going through the gate.
- 1:17:53Speaker 1: I know what's gonna help when I gonna it's like that. Seriously, Oh,
- 1:17:59Speaker 1: you're gonna let a little a couple of jokes stop,
- 1:18:07Speaker 1: you know. Today my closing remarks are are very pointed. Today.
- 1:18:15Speaker 1: Uh I got a call from an um man by
- 1:18:19Speaker 1: the name of James Carville, and uh car James Carville
- 1:18:25Speaker 1: excuse me. James Carville, and he's all I've always seen
- 1:18:28Speaker 1: him on news as a correspondent, and he was just
- 1:18:34Speaker 1: imploring me and really really encouraging me to talk about
- 1:18:40Speaker 1: this pandemic more and more and more. He said, because
- 1:18:46Speaker 1: people are not getting it, people are not understanding the
- 1:18:51Speaker 1: depth of this thing. That he lives in Louisiana. He's
- 1:18:56Speaker 1: seventy five years old. I think he's from Mississippi, so
- 1:19:02Speaker 1: he's from that era. But he has such a concern. Man,
- 1:19:08Speaker 1: he said, we've got to do something. We've got to
- 1:19:10Speaker 1: scream it from the mountaintops that this thing is real.
- 1:19:15Speaker 1: That quarantine does not mean allowing people in your house
- 1:19:21Speaker 1: just because you know them. That's not what quarantine means.
- 1:19:28Speaker 1: You have to really get serious about this quarantine. You
- 1:19:30Speaker 1: have to stay safe, you have to stay healthy, you
- 1:19:34Speaker 1: have to stay home. You have got to stay home,
- 1:19:38Speaker 1: and you cannot allow people in your home. You don't
- 1:19:44Speaker 1: know who has it. You can have this disease and
- 1:19:49Speaker 1: not have any symptoms. But because you don't have symptoms,
- 1:19:54Speaker 1: you can still spread it. It is still airborne contagious.
- 1:20:00Speaker 1: It can be on your hands. You have got to
- 1:20:02Speaker 1: wash your hands if you go outside and come back in.
- 1:20:06Speaker 1: You have to wash your hands. If you've been inside
- 1:20:09Speaker 1: more than an hour, you should wash your hands. We
- 1:20:12Speaker 1: have to wipe our cabinets down constantly. Be conscious of
- 1:20:17Speaker 1: people who are bringing grub hub packages and things to
- 1:20:20Speaker 1: your house. It's fine to do that. Or get yourself
- 1:20:23Speaker 1: a can a lie sol and some wet wipes with
- 1:20:26Speaker 1: bacterial killer in it and wipe your bag down. Wipe
- 1:20:31Speaker 1: your cups down when you go to the grocery store,
- 1:20:34Speaker 1: wipe your containers down. Wear gloves if you go out
- 1:20:37Speaker 1: the house, take the gloves as soon as you come
- 1:20:39Speaker 1: in the house and throw them in the trash. We've
- 1:20:41Speaker 1: got to get serious about this because you know what's
- 1:20:44Speaker 1: going on. And he pointed this out to me. Do
- 1:20:47Speaker 1: you know the problem that poor people and poor people
- 1:20:53Speaker 1: and blacks are dying at a disproportionate rate in Cook
- 1:21:00Speaker 1: County alone, We are dying at a disproportionate rate. We're
- 1:21:07Speaker 1: in cities where we twenty three percent of the population,
- 1:21:11Speaker 1: but we fifty percent of the deaths. That's a problem, y'all.
- 1:21:16Speaker 1: And if this radio show can do something about it,
- 1:21:19Speaker 1: we are. You've got to call everybody and encourage them
- 1:21:24Speaker 1: to stay in the house, get on Zoom, get on Facebook,
- 1:21:28Speaker 1: do something, face sinc, Skype, do whatever you want to
- 1:21:32Speaker 1: do FaceTime. But we have got to play our part
- 1:21:37Speaker 1: in social distancing. We've got to get our hands washed.
- 1:21:41Speaker 1: We've got to get our disinfecting out, disinfect our counters
- 1:21:45Speaker 1: more than once a day. We've got to get serious
- 1:21:50Speaker 1: about this. Man, this is real. You cannot go out
- 1:21:55Speaker 1: contracted and bring it back to your house and kill
- 1:21:58Speaker 1: everybody you love in your house. Listen to me, if
- 1:22:04Speaker 1: you have someone in your house that you love, this
- 1:22:07Speaker 1: is the time to act like you. Going out and
- 1:22:11Speaker 1: coming back home can kill the person that's at home.
- 1:22:15Speaker 1: You may not be symptomatic, and you could bring that
- 1:22:20Speaker 1: virus back in and spray it through your conversation and
- 1:22:24Speaker 1: it's airborne and somebody you love contracted and get all
- 1:22:28Speaker 1: the symptoms and die. People you can die from this.
- 1:22:37Speaker 1: This ain't a cold. This is not a simple flu.
- 1:22:42Speaker 1: This is a global pandemic. This is happening all over
- 1:22:47Speaker 1: the world, and poor people and black people are dying
- 1:22:53Speaker 1: at a disproportionate rate. A lot of it has to
- 1:22:56Speaker 1: do with we have so many preexisting conditions. That's a
- 1:23:00Speaker 1: part of it. But a big part of it is
- 1:23:03Speaker 1: we got to do more. Man, We got to get serious, y'all.
- 1:23:07Speaker 1: This thing is real here now. Quit playing with this
- 1:23:10Speaker 1: before you mess around and kill somebody you really love,
- 1:23:13Speaker 1: or how about you die yourself. This is I'm not
- 1:23:16Speaker 1: over dramatizing. This is what the deal is, all right, y'all.
- 1:23:20Speaker 1: Have a happy Easter, y'all. Be safe, stay home, wash
- 1:23:24Speaker 1: your hands, practice social distancing. Don't let anybody in your
- 1:23:28Speaker 1: house that ain't been in your house for all. Steve
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