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Full Show: The Discovery of Fried Chicken and 02.03.17 · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Y'all know what time to I don't know. Y'all have
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  Speaker 1: a song looking back to back down, giving them back
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  Speaker 1: like American buck things. And it's tough y'all to me,
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  Speaker 1: true good at the hardy listening to me together for stolen.
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  Speaker 1: your fadad I sure, well, good marding everybody you're listening
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  Speaker 1: to the voice, come on dig me now, one and only.
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  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey, I got a radio show. Somebody sent me
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  Speaker 1: an email one day, you know, kind of a nasty
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  Speaker 1: little email, you know, I think I said it wants
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  Speaker 1: to before Steve Harvey trying to be a preacher. Man.
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  Speaker 1: I'm so far from being a preacher. Man. I can't
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  Speaker 1: even tell you. But what I am trying to do
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  Speaker 1: is share information. I understand how haters work, and I
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  Speaker 1: understand how the devil works. Believe me, I do you know,
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  Speaker 1: sometimes even heat, the devil surprises me at the level
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  Speaker 1: and the angles of attack they use, you know, which
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  Speaker 1: I go, Wow, man, I didn't. I didn't see that one.
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  Speaker 1: Oh that was pretty slick. I got I gotta get
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  Speaker 1: your credit on that. We try to get me, but
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  Speaker 1: every time you try to get me, I get saved.
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  Speaker 1: I get saved every time, man, because because God got me,
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  Speaker 1: God got some angels camped around me. That's what my
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  Speaker 1: mom used to always say as Sunday school teacher. Never
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  Speaker 1: really understood it, but you know when I was growing
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  Speaker 1: up as a kid, but I got it. Now, you
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  Speaker 1: got some angels around me. And angels come into form
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  Speaker 1: sometimes with people, people who pull your coat to this,
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  Speaker 1: or introduce you to that, or reveals some information to
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  Speaker 1: you like this. He got them all around me. So see,
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  Speaker 1: having a relationship with God has been beneficial to me. Y'all.
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  Speaker 1: It's not just that what he gives to me, but
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  Speaker 1: what he protects me from. And you know, some some
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  Speaker 1: people wonder, what if you were God? Why he letting
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  Speaker 1: people do that to you? Now, that's not how it works. See,
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  Speaker 1: there's two forces in this world, as good and as evil.
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  Speaker 1: And if you succumbed to good, that's what you become.
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  Speaker 1: That's what you do. But everybody don't succumb to good.
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  Speaker 1: Some people succumb to evil. Some people's mission is to hate,
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  Speaker 1: to destroy, to tear down, And so that forces at
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  Speaker 1: work in this world too. And when that force comes
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  Speaker 1: up against me. What God never promised me that I
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  Speaker 1: wouldn't see none of that, that I wouldn't see the attacks,
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  Speaker 1: that I would not come under fire, that I would
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  Speaker 1: not be falsely accused. He didn't say that. A matter
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  Speaker 1: of fact, he for warned me that it would happen.
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  Speaker 1: But what He does give me in those moments, on
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  Speaker 1: moments of comfort and peace, knowing that He's with me,
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  Speaker 1: and no, no matter what my enemy does to bring
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  Speaker 1: me down, it ain't gonna work, it ain't gonna work.
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  Speaker 1: So come if you want to fight, if you will.
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  Speaker 1: I have a man that has been attacking me since
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  Speaker 1: I owned the comedy club in Dallas. He has been
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  Speaker 1: on a mission. Every job I get, he send out
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  Speaker 1: all he's he's send the people that I'm with. He
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  Speaker 1: didn't send it to the w B. He just sent
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  Speaker 1: these notifications falsely claiming that he has some information that
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  Speaker 1: can destroy me, that he has some audio clips of
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  Speaker 1: me saying things on stage that could destroy me, and
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  Speaker 1: that if I don't give him five million dollars he
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  Speaker 1: gonna do it. You know how long this man been
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  Speaker 1: doing this? I mean he didn't call NBC right on
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  Speaker 1: up to NBC where I am now. He didn't done everything, man,
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  Speaker 1: He has done everything now even messed around and got
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  Speaker 1: itself now claiming in his letters physically ill and his
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  Speaker 1: illnesses and what's befalling his family. He's blaming that on
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  Speaker 1: me too, as Steve Harvey not stressed me out and
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  Speaker 1: paid me this money? He owed me what what? What? What? What? Where?
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  Speaker 1: You can just figure from man ware wire will you
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  Speaker 1: come in with this? But every time, man, even when
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  Speaker 1: I tried to talk with the man to say, man,
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  Speaker 1: look man, what is it? What is you really trying
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  Speaker 1: to do? This is what? This is? How much you want?
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  Speaker 1: I'm not paying you that, man, you know I'm not.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not giving you that. He just has kept on
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  Speaker 1: it on, it on, And you know what, he the
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  Speaker 1: messed around, got itself sick. He'd messed around, man, got
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  Speaker 1: himself in some situation. And can I tell you something.
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  Speaker 1: It's been going on since night teen, uh maybe nineties seven.
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  Speaker 1: He started the attack when I first went on, No
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  Speaker 1: before that, probably he started the attacks in it's two thousand,
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  Speaker 1: every nine, and he didn't got six lawyers. All the
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  Speaker 1: lawyers didn't drop the case after they come in and
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  Speaker 1: they discovered the fact, but he steadied trying. But it's
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  Speaker 1: the angels that's around. And I forewarned him several times. Man,
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  Speaker 1: and man, if I was you, I go a head
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  Speaker 1: on because what I'm not gonna do is being because
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  Speaker 1: you cannot break me. Because I happened to be a
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  Speaker 1: soldier for Christ. I happened to be an imperfect soldier
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  Speaker 1: for Christ as nothing, man as nothing. And oh, oh
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  Speaker 1: it ain't like a bunch of people and tried. Now, Oh,
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  Speaker 1: y'all been on YouTube, y'all been on the internet. Oh
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  Speaker 1: they didn't try. Oh they didn't put some dirt on me. Man,
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  Speaker 1: that ain't true. But if you keep looking at me, though,
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  Speaker 1: and I'm not the prize, but if you put your
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  Speaker 1: eyes on God as where you go. But if you
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  Speaker 1: look at me, He's covered me through it all. And
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  Speaker 1: that's been the importance of the relationship I formed with God,
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  Speaker 1: is that I know that I'm under his wings, that
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  Speaker 1: I'm never under his ever loving protection, that he got me.
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  Speaker 1: And I just want to share that with you, that
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  Speaker 1: if you got if you're looking for some protection, if
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  Speaker 1: you're looking for a way to have the strength to
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  Speaker 1: get through what you're going through, get some god man.
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  Speaker 1: If if, if, if, If you want to weigh out,
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  Speaker 1: get some god Man. If you've been gangbanging and you're
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  Speaker 1: sick of gangbanging, get you some god Man. If you're
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  Speaker 1: tired of being on drugs and you're tired of drinking,
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  Speaker 1: get you some god Man. If you're tire to bed,
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  Speaker 1: if you're sick of tired of being sick of tired,
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  Speaker 1: get you some god Man. I'm just telling you now.
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  Speaker 1: If you're trying to make your dreams come true and
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  Speaker 1: it looked like you ain't gonna make it, and you
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  Speaker 1: still believe that that's for you, get you some god man.
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  Speaker 1: If you're setting a new gold dream of aspiration and
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  Speaker 1: you're trying to get there and you're gonna start out today,
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  Speaker 1: get you some god Man. I'm just telling you. I'm
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  Speaker 1: just telling you it's real. What I'm saying. Man, I
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  Speaker 1: ain't no faith, dude, with it. You understand. I'm just
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  Speaker 1: telling you real. Get you some god Man, and be patient,
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  Speaker 1: have faith, believe, don't doubt, but love to have mercy.
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  Speaker 1: Get ready to work your tail off. Did you hear me?
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  Speaker 1: Get you some faith, believe, don't doubt, and get ready
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  Speaker 1: to work your tail off. God can't blessing. You see
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  Speaker 1: a lot of times we go to God asking for
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  Speaker 1: prayers and stuff, but we go to him and we
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  Speaker 1: don't give nothing. God nothing to blessed. We won't blessing,
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  Speaker 1: but we don't give him nothing to bless You make
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  Speaker 1: one step, he'll make two. You start, he'll finish you come,
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  Speaker 1: He'll go. You dream it, He'll build you started, He'll
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  Speaker 1: finish you want it? He got it, you asked for it.
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  Speaker 1: He gives to you. You're sick, he healed, you're coming
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  Speaker 1: up short. He fulfills you got a little bit of faith,
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  Speaker 1: just a little bit of faith, he can take you
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  Speaker 1: all the way. If you got just a little bit
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  Speaker 1: of faith, he'll take you all the way. I'm just
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  Speaker 1: telling you now, get you some God. Man, you ain't
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  Speaker 1: seeing your kids. Get you some God. You're in a
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  Speaker 1: situation man, where they're treating your funking about your kids fellas.
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  Speaker 1: Get you some God, see you see you trying everything
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  Speaker 1: your way. I'm gonna go to Cornado conversation with him. Man,
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  Speaker 1: yesterday just sitting and just call me man, and was
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  Speaker 1: just talking about But Steve, you know, man, I've just dude,
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  Speaker 1: been on me dollar for four years. I just asked him,
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  Speaker 1: have you survived the folk without the Yeah? Man, how
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  Speaker 1: much you think you have spent trying to get to
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  Speaker 1: just a few hundred? Now, let me ask you something.
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  Speaker 1: Do you have a few hundred more to try to
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  Speaker 1: get this twenty three hundred that you've been trying to
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  Speaker 1: get for four years? Yeah? I could do that, but
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  Speaker 1: do you want to? Man? Do you have the time
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  Speaker 1: to dedicate foe more or your years to try to
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  Speaker 1: get twenty three hundred? But Steve might of work Right now,
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  Speaker 1: I've fell on some hard times. I could use that money,
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  Speaker 1: and I've been praying to God to help me. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you've been praying to God to help you. But you've
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  Speaker 1: been telling God how to do to help. See, you
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  Speaker 1: keep telling God that if he gives you the twenty
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  Speaker 1: one three hundred, you'll be all right, when in essence,
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  Speaker 1: God probably got something way greater for you. But you
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  Speaker 1: gotta let go of your own thinking and let God
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  Speaker 1: have his way. You understand, you feel me find yourself
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  Speaker 1: some God? Today you're listening eighteen minutes at that our
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  Speaker 1: here he is, and here we are. Surely don't know
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  Speaker 1: why nobody want to be all this morning? You said,
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  Speaker 1: here we is us, and I said, and here we are. No,
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  Speaker 1: surely we're gonna be is people as morning. I'm did
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  Speaker 1: you hear, Junior? I'm is. Of course he's gonna say that. Well,
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  Speaker 1: surely we're gonna be is people this morning. You can't
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  Speaker 1: at somewhere else where, love right, I take it everywhere
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  Speaker 1: I go. What are you talking about? I'm over there
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  Speaker 1: with his hating. You know, some things you're gonna have
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  Speaker 1: to let go, Steve. But good morning, Good morning. How
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  Speaker 1: you doing. I'm good baby, Everything good with you, Everything's great,
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  Speaker 1: Thank you everything. I'm a so job in the Army
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  Speaker 1: of the Lord. I'm a soul job in they. I'm
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  Speaker 1: a soul job in the Army of the Lord. I'm
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  Speaker 1: a soul job in the me. I just wanted to
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  Speaker 1: say that, that's all. Hey, they ain't connected to nothing,
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  Speaker 1: but I just needed that to good though. Oh just
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  Speaker 1: a good old black church record. Yes, you know how
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  Speaker 1: they just stand up doing devotion and just rip it off.
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  Speaker 1: I'm a soul job. I'm a so Joe we don't
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  Speaker 1: really do devotion. I'm a son. That's because you went
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  Speaker 1: to the little Methodist church. Sitting up there, y'all got
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  Speaker 1: him books and all that manship. We didn't have booking
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  Speaker 1: at church. You didn't know the songs. Man, get your
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  Speaker 1: ass out. Let's starts singing up, grabbing my hymnal searching
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  Speaker 1: through y'all. Y'allen shouting, y'all. Oh huh, No, dog, My
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  Speaker 1: church was a track meet that Yeah, after organ, fire
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  Speaker 1: up your mob, get sack jooming doom doom doom doom
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  Speaker 1: doom doom doo doo doo dooom doom doom doom doom
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  Speaker 1: doom doo doo doooom. But they're still running though open
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  Speaker 1: prap craps coming off. So the first time you saw
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  Speaker 1: somebody shouting, I didn't know what. I'm serious, I didn't
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  Speaker 1: know what was going on. Well, I mean, it didn't
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  Speaker 1: scare me, It just it alarmed me. She put her
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  Speaker 1: hand on the chance. WHOA what's that? I was, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I was a kid. It was a little scary. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I went to church one Easter with my daddy because
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  Speaker 1: he only went twice a year. Right, we're sitting at
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  Speaker 1: the church, and brother Thoughton started shouting. I mean, brother thought,
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  Speaker 1: and you should just be crowned with his jacking. My
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  Speaker 1: daddy looked over there. My daddy said this in word tripping.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah it was. It was entertaining. After I was eight,
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  Speaker 1: I word, my mom was sitting at my musa slick.
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  Speaker 1: Don't you say nothing else in here? It's funny to me.
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  Speaker 1: Then that organ hit that that boy had that base fook.
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  Speaker 1: June Bug had that base foot going on that Hammond
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  Speaker 1: Lulu and here come big answers stale out that quad
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  Speaker 1: robe just open draws showing in there. Yeah, running because
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  Speaker 1: some of the women took their dresses on the under
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  Speaker 1: their road, took their dresses off under the road. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that's the first time a church was the first time
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  Speaker 1: I've seen a woman in panties. Okay, we're gonna do
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  Speaker 1: this today. Seen the woman in pennies that that you
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  Speaker 1: know wasn't my sister, and I walked past her room.
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  Speaker 1: And so that's the first because I didn't consider my
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  Speaker 1: sisters women slips and stuff poles like, they don't. They
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  Speaker 1: don't do that run. They don't wear slips anymore. They don't. No,
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  Speaker 1: people don't wear slips. No, when's the last time you've
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  Speaker 1: seen a slip slips? Ye, Monica a Mississippi, Monica country
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  Speaker 1: at war, like a woman just cooking, frying some fish
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  Speaker 1: in a slip right there. No, what did you think, Steve,
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  Speaker 1: when you saw a woman underwear in charge underwear? I
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  Speaker 1: got hot, yeh, canning moments. I would just go stand
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  Speaker 1: in front of her. I was seven manes of her
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  Speaker 1: mart and when I was a little boy, we had
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  Speaker 1: fine chicks in the quack hairs. Man. She was the
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  Speaker 1: Sunday school teacher too. She used to wear fish nets
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  Speaker 1: and sit on the table and cross her leg and
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  Speaker 1: teach your Sunday school class. Nothing. Nothing. I ain't know
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  Speaker 1: who Daniel wool We had a test at the end
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  Speaker 1: of the Sunday school semester. I didn't know who Daniel
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  Speaker 1: would share rack and b shack. I didn't know nobody.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't know who Jonah was. I didn't know I
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  Speaker 1: was over they go what whale? I was just focused, man,
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  Speaker 1: I ain't learned that. I ain't know swallow who had
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  Speaker 1: Daniel was in the whale? Daniel was in the whale,
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  Speaker 1: Jonah was in the lines. Then I still never understood
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  Speaker 1: how he got down there. I wasn't in church. Learn
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  Speaker 1: fishness alright. Uh, when we come back from the break
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  Speaker 1: at thirty four after the hour, something funny from they did?
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  Speaker 1: What did Jesus? The faces of the whole Christian religion
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  Speaker 1: keep lying? Alright, so confused. It's Black History Months, so
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  Speaker 1: all this month we're going to be bringing you little
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  Speaker 1: known Black History Month back. So I we'll have some
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  Speaker 1: of those when we come back. Okay, you're listening to
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  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, when we come back
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  Speaker 1: right after this song. It's Black History Month. And with
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  Speaker 1: all due respect to Black History Month, as great as
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  Speaker 1: it is and all the wonderful accomplishments of African Americans
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  Speaker 1: over the years and the contributions to this nation, we've
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  Speaker 1: decided on this show as you learn those things other places,
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  Speaker 1: to show you a little own oh facts that you
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  Speaker 1: did not know all these is true? Yeah, yeah, well
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  Speaker 1: hands works. Uh, she's see we brought junior. Yeah, this
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  Speaker 1: is great to know this information right here. This has
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  Speaker 1: happened back in nineteen oh three, right outside of Atlanta, Georgia,
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  Speaker 1: at a picnic at Needham Park. It's no longer there
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  Speaker 1: nor more, but Willie Watson was sitting on the bench
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  Speaker 1: playing the harmonica so good, yeah, Willie Watson, and he
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  Speaker 1: played the martica so good that it got the women
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  Speaker 1: excited and just hot. And back then when women got hot,
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  Speaker 1: they got sexy. They took off the shoulder shawls. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: see that, you see some shoulder and three that's big.
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  Speaker 1: Then when they raised them dresses up and show our
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  Speaker 1: ankle and they were just acted, just twerking, shoulders at
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  Speaker 1: ankles and twerking, and that carried on for hours and
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  Speaker 1: them hours turned into day. And this is what we
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  Speaker 1: now know is the absolute first freak nick that ever
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  Speaker 1: happened nineteen o three. That was the first freak nick
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  Speaker 1: ever on records. Shoulders shoulder than the ankles was out
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  Speaker 1: popping back there in nineteen o three, and Watson wouldn't
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  Speaker 1: letting up on that harmonica. You played the harmonica with
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  Speaker 1: no water for three days. First William Watson. Freak nick
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  Speaker 1: nineteen o three, first freakick. That's how I got started.
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  Speaker 1: This changed a lot, had really really changed. Shoulders, Thank you,
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  Speaker 1: you're welcome. The first everybody thought he started in Atlanta back, Well,
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  Speaker 1: here's one for you. You got another one st Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: one day this will have them. Way back in slavery
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  Speaker 1: fulk Field Hands was had just finished a hard day
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  Speaker 1: and the people in the big house had threw some
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  Speaker 1: food out back, you know, the normal old hall pards.
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  Speaker 1: You're thinking chicklands and stuff. And I guess they had
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  Speaker 1: just got tired of that. So they was in there
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  Speaker 1: and they was They had the grease going, getting ready
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  Speaker 1: to drop the chiplands in and the hog parts, and
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  Speaker 1: one of them feel hands decided he didn't had enough
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  Speaker 1: of this hell, so he stole two chickens from the
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  Speaker 1: master here in house. Okay, and sooner they throw the
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  Speaker 1: chicken and they had them back that they hadn't even
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  Speaker 1: killed the chicken yet. Chicken back there just clucking. They
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  Speaker 1: was laughing, talking about what they was gonna do. Man,
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  Speaker 1: they was gonna taste what chicken tastes like, because they
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  Speaker 1: hadn't had it before. And sooner they said that here
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  Speaker 1: come the oversea around the corner. They said, oh, and
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  Speaker 1: throw them too, damn chickens in that damn fire. WHOA.
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  Speaker 1: Now this happened in Louisville, Kentucky, this parting information. And
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  Speaker 1: when they came over that they didn't see the chickens
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  Speaker 1: and they act like they hadn't seen the chickens, and
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  Speaker 1: when the overseer left, they held got them chickens. I
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  Speaker 1: take grease and had discovered something they had Fried chicken
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  Speaker 1: now was criminal Ferguson and Clacking like that. And since
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  Speaker 1: it happened in Louisville, they started selling chicken off a
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  Speaker 1: plantation to other slaves in Louisville, Kentucky, and Crmin Ferguson
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  Speaker 1: and Clacking came up with KFCY all this time, all
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  Speaker 1: this time, and y'all thought it was that white man
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  Speaker 1: that whole time. The Colonel little known Louisville, Kentucky stole
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  Speaker 1: two chickens, and I'll be there. Fried chicken was born
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  Speaker 1: of all time. Thank you, Lord, thank you. We'll be back.
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  Speaker 1: Would run that breakback after you're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 24:45
  Speaker 1: All right, get ready coming up, y'all at the top
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: of the eye. We're going to the phones right now. Though,
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: what tell me what you got? You know? I called
• 24:55
  Speaker 1: this dude. I'm a gun of colleges and I call
• 24:58
  Speaker 1: this man. Tell me. Can you say your whole sentence
• 25:02
  Speaker 1: in the Micah? Was he like straight? I'm sorry? So anyway,
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: I'm a gun of college and I call this man
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: about his wife, and I say, you know, we're the
• 25:20
  Speaker 1: only one that i've seen it. Yeah, man, I know
• 25:25
  Speaker 1: that's that's too far. I'm just I haven't heard it yet,
• 25:28
  Speaker 1: but I'm just I'll be on the phone with you
• 25:32
  Speaker 1: driving where you at. We're gonna run that rank back
• 25:36
  Speaker 1: with all that being wife, doctor, I'm trying to get place.
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: Who's calling? This is Dr Hendrix? Oh yeah, yeah, God,
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: how you doing? Doctor? Are you doing? I'm all right,
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: she's not that she's not in right now. It's want
• 26:00
  Speaker 1: leave methodism, Uh yeah, leave her messages that you know,
• 26:04
  Speaker 1: she came in. She had an appointment this morning, right right, right,
• 26:07
  Speaker 1: right right? Anything? Okay, everything is good. Everything's good. You
• 26:11
  Speaker 1: know I've been Andrew's going to college just for quite
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: some time now. So yeah, yeah, I know, right right right, Okay,
• 26:17
  Speaker 1: Well listen, can see if she's able to get back
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: in tomorrow. I need to get one more good look
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: at her, one more good looks everything. Okay. I just
• 26:25
  Speaker 1: want to check a few things, you know. If I
• 26:27
  Speaker 1: get one more good look good look at her, I
• 26:29
  Speaker 1: think I'll be fine. One mm hmm. Don't you'll do
• 26:34
  Speaker 1: this like once uh, once or twice a year, and
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: you wanted to come right back to everything. Okay, don
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: you could tell me nuys, everything all right with my wife?
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: Uh yeah, Gregg, right, yeah, what's up? Tell to me?
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: You know, I'm not I'm not proud to tell tell
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: anyone what's going on with her. And there's nothing really
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: serious going on. Okay, so you can relax on that part.
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: But I just want to get one more good look
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: at her, just to be sure, one more good looks
• 27:00
  Speaker 1: what doc? If nothing serious going on? Well I think uh,
• 27:05
  Speaker 1: I think what, Well, she'll be fine, she'll be fine,
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: she'll be fine. Great. Uh hey, man, at the record,
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: I'll tell you something man that uh and I don't
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: really you know, talk like this, but off the record, man, you,
• 27:18
  Speaker 1: you and I, Man, we'd be uh. We're the only ones,
• 27:21
  Speaker 1: aren't we? What? What is it? You and I? We're
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: the only ones. Aren't we the only ones? What are
• 27:27
  Speaker 1: you talking about? What are you saying? You know? We
• 27:29
  Speaker 1: we're the only one that's seen it? You know? Oh?
• 27:33
  Speaker 1: Whoa what what what are you saying? No? U just
• 27:36
  Speaker 1: just stating that, you know, off the record, you, you
• 27:38
  Speaker 1: and I we're the we the we're the only ones?
• 27:40
  Speaker 1: You know, we're the only ones? What what? What? What
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: are you saying? I'm not understanding. What are you saying
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: we are the only ones? What? Well, well, we we
• 27:49
  Speaker 1: have you and I have something in common. I mean
• 27:51
  Speaker 1: you and I are the only one that's that's uh,
• 27:54
  Speaker 1: you know, basically seen Andrea. What do you know? Wait
• 27:58
  Speaker 1: a minute, that's not at topic of discussing, Doc, What
• 28:02
  Speaker 1: what are you trying to say? What do you say
• 28:03
  Speaker 1: about my wife? I mean she's amazing, man, I mean, uh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
• 28:09
  Speaker 1: I don't need you to tell me about my wife
• 28:11
  Speaker 1: being amazing. Doctor, You lost your damn man. Well, I'm
• 28:15
  Speaker 1: just saying she looks she looks amazing. She looks amazing.
• 28:18
  Speaker 1: I don't mean any harm. Whoa, whoa, whoa. You ain't
• 28:21
  Speaker 1: supposed to be looking at that in that type fashion. Doc,
• 28:23
  Speaker 1: What the hell is wrong with you? What type of
• 28:26
  Speaker 1: I'm professional? Is this here? You're telling my wife is amazing?
• 28:29
  Speaker 1: You lost your damn man. I can't believe I'm getting
• 28:33
  Speaker 1: a phone call like this. This the most unprofessionalist do
• 28:37
  Speaker 1: they ever heard? But let's keep in mind, Greg, I
• 28:40
  Speaker 1: wasn't really calling you, I was calling her you know
• 28:42
  Speaker 1: you ain't talking to her. You're talking to me, and
• 28:44
  Speaker 1: you're gonna bring that type on the phone to me.
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: Have you lost your mind? Professor? Is there a way
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: you can pass the message that, oh, I ain't passing
• 28:56
  Speaker 1: nothing to her? Do you hear me? You're gonna make
• 28:58
  Speaker 1: me do some crazy you. I don't believe you called
• 29:01
  Speaker 1: me with that type talking about my wife. Me and
• 29:03
  Speaker 1: you and I got something in common. She's amazing. Have
• 29:06
  Speaker 1: you lost your damn mind? Sir? I didn't mean. I
• 29:08
  Speaker 1: didn't think what you did you did don't matter. It
• 29:12
  Speaker 1: was just a little no, no, no, I was being
• 29:13
  Speaker 1: a little playful with you. I didn't think that was
• 29:15
  Speaker 1: gonna this ain't no because they don't play. What's wrong
• 29:18
  Speaker 1: with you? We're playing? I'm not playing, don't you whatever?
• 29:21
  Speaker 1: A matter of fact, do I need to see you?
• 29:23
  Speaker 1: I need to I need to see it, have a
• 29:25
  Speaker 1: session with you. We can talk about this here. I
• 29:27
  Speaker 1: lost your dog on man talking about my wife amazing
• 29:30
  Speaker 1: to you. You're the most unprofessional. I shouldn't even go
• 29:34
  Speaker 1: to you all these years. Or was there any way
• 29:37
  Speaker 1: you can get her to come in so I get
• 29:38
  Speaker 1: one good look at of them all? Hey? No, no,
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: she ain't coming down in that little ragg I'm coming
• 29:43
  Speaker 1: down there. When I come down there, we oh, no
• 29:46
  Speaker 1: matter fact, I'm on my way down there. How are
• 29:48
  Speaker 1: you're gonna be there? We can? We cant straight down.
• 29:50
  Speaker 1: I've left the office for today. I just wanted to
• 29:52
  Speaker 1: call and see if I could get one good look
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: at her for the No, there you're going here? That
• 29:57
  Speaker 1: was more good, Donna. Look no, no, let me tell
• 29:59
  Speaker 1: you one thing. Ain't died. She ain't coming there to you.
• 30:01
  Speaker 1: No more, no more, no more? Is she coming back
• 30:04
  Speaker 1: to see work? Wait? Wait, wait, I don't want to
• 30:06
  Speaker 1: lose a customer, not not like you. Ain't gonna you
• 30:09
  Speaker 1: ain't gonna lose the customer. I'm coming there to mom.
• 30:12
  Speaker 1: Make me a pointment. You can check my ot to mom.
• 30:14
  Speaker 1: You see how you like that, sir? That's what That's
• 30:17
  Speaker 1: not possible. Okay, I'm definitely gonna We don't want to
• 30:20
  Speaker 1: lose her. If you like, it's gonna hurt me if
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: I lose her as a class, I don't want to
• 30:24
  Speaker 1: miss seeing her. Don't hurt you. It ain't gonna hurt
• 30:26
  Speaker 1: you that you lose them. It's gonna hurt you when
• 30:28
  Speaker 1: I get there. Don't you worry about her? Greg, you
• 30:32
  Speaker 1: gotta calm down. Okay, I was being I was being playful,
• 30:36
  Speaker 1: and I that we too, were you too old to
• 30:40
  Speaker 1: be playful? Play I'm seeing you in the morning, first
• 30:43
  Speaker 1: thing in the morning. Okay, what time you can? Can
• 30:47
  Speaker 1: I ask you something? Greg? Do you have a brother
• 30:50
  Speaker 1: named Kyran? What they got to do with any saying?
• 30:52
  Speaker 1: What they gotta do with my brother? What they got
• 30:54
  Speaker 1: to do with you? Okay? What I wanted to tell
• 30:56
  Speaker 1: you is, this is not Dr Hendrix. This is a
• 31:00
  Speaker 1: few Timmy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Your brother
• 31:02
  Speaker 1: Tyring got me the prank phone call you. I don't
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: give us you. I'm coming to see what what's the what? Hey? Greg? Greg? Greg,
• 31:16
  Speaker 1: pull up? Take this out your brother Tyrant. This is
• 31:20
  Speaker 1: this is a few timmy man from the Steve Harvey
• 31:22
  Speaker 1: Morning Show. Your brother Tyring got me the prank phone
• 31:24
  Speaker 1: call you. That's what I thought you said. Man, hold on, man,
• 31:28
  Speaker 1: oh man, let me for a minute. Man. Oh my goodness,
• 31:33
  Speaker 1: well you've lost so damn hold on. You don't do
• 31:39
  Speaker 1: don't do like that. Man, My wife, y'all, what's my brother?
• 31:43
  Speaker 1: I will be told him? You're gonna see Tyring to morrow.
• 31:46
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna see him first day in the morning. Man,
• 31:49
  Speaker 1: the morning, I'm ready to kill everybody. Hell no, Hey,
• 31:54
  Speaker 1: I gotta ask you, man, what's the baddest radio show
• 31:57
  Speaker 1: in the land? Steve Many, you're listening to the Steve
• 32:05
  Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show. All right, listen, guys. According to Yahoo
• 32:12
  Speaker 1: dot com, the Super Bowl remains the biggest sporting event
• 32:17
  Speaker 1: in America. Okay, but this year there is less interest
• 32:21
  Speaker 1: in attending the game than usual, and as a reaction
• 32:25
  Speaker 1: to that lack of interest, the price of Super Bowl
• 32:27
  Speaker 1: tickets is plummeting. Just a week ago cost you about
• 32:31
  Speaker 1: for a ticket. Now, the price of a ticket is
• 32:33
  Speaker 1: hovering around two thousand dollars, and it could go lower
• 32:37
  Speaker 1: than two thousand. Ticket brokers say the Dallas Cowboys had
• 32:40
  Speaker 1: a huge impact on this year's market, as prices dropped
• 32:43
  Speaker 1: by whopping the day after the Cowboys were eliminated. So
• 32:48
  Speaker 1: it's the Cowboys fault, is what they're saying, because they
• 32:52
  Speaker 1: didn't make it. Yeah, nobody heard like Jerry Jones. Jerry
• 32:58
  Speaker 1: Jones wanted that bad. I saw I saw D's on
• 33:01
  Speaker 1: his knees, Many man, I saw him on his knee
• 33:05
  Speaker 1: the boy. I felt bad for them. Boy, incredible rookie,
• 33:08
  Speaker 1: ye though I ain't gonna lie to you. Yeah for
• 33:11
  Speaker 1: Dak Prescott, rookie year you're drunk ass teammate college. I
• 33:24
  Speaker 1: don't know. You don't one talking about the brown Ship
• 33:28
  Speaker 1: of picked him? Look drunk ass alcoholic. That has nothing
• 33:35
  Speaker 1: to do with y'all being if his ass could throw,
• 33:42
  Speaker 1: That's what this is all about, all right, So we
• 33:50
  Speaker 1: ain't even one a damn game. Then we get over
• 33:54
  Speaker 1: there and got w got that plat wearing as Robert Griffin.
• 34:00
  Speaker 1: If he don't get a hair cut? Hair cut? I
• 34:07
  Speaker 1: thought he did, though, Dog, he has to look like
• 34:09
  Speaker 1: an adult if you're going to lead a football team. Yeah,
• 34:13
  Speaker 1: y'all about to get the first round pick though, Oh man,
• 34:16
  Speaker 1: we don't know how to pick? All right? God, let
• 34:24
  Speaker 1: it go games and now you want us to feel hopeful. Okay,
• 34:29
  Speaker 1: let's go to the phone. Nation Lebron started playing football?
• 34:33
  Speaker 1: I really don't row all right, let's go to the phones.
• 34:41
  Speaker 1: How about that? What's the worst lie you've told to
• 34:43
  Speaker 1: impress a date? And part two of this question, who
• 34:46
  Speaker 1: do you having the Super Bowl? Since we're talking about
• 34:48
  Speaker 1: the big game and why Falcons are Patriots? Let us
• 34:51
  Speaker 1: know eight seven seven nine, Steve, I'm showing Cleveland. Let's
• 34:56
  Speaker 1: go to and talked here. Rashim out of Florida. Rashim,
• 35:03
  Speaker 1: what's hey, what's going on? Man? What's what's the boys
• 35:07
  Speaker 1: in the building? Florida boys? I like Florida boys, all
• 35:11
  Speaker 1: right with me? Man? Yeo? Hey man? What's what's the
• 35:14
  Speaker 1: craziest lie you ever told? Why you dating? The biggest
• 35:19
  Speaker 1: lay I ever told why I was dating? I told?
• 35:22
  Speaker 1: I told her girl, I was a version. How were you?
• 35:32
  Speaker 1: I was? I was thirty one at the time. You
• 35:35
  Speaker 1: told you was a version. She figured she's gonna show
• 35:37
  Speaker 1: you something. Then you went in there and put on
• 35:39
  Speaker 1: a clinic. Hey, how I laid it down. I gave
• 35:51
  Speaker 1: it a story about a C Green or the l
• 35:53
  Speaker 1: A Lakers. Wow. I definitely had facts to back it up.
• 36:05
  Speaker 1: And then and then when then, when she questioned me
• 36:07
  Speaker 1: about my stroke game the next day, I told her
• 36:09
  Speaker 1: I had been watching a lot of slicks. Yeah, yeah, no,
• 36:14
  Speaker 1: that's what that real stroke game. Okay, you men talk
• 36:20
  Speaker 1: about that the Actually that's I've heard y'all talk, Oh
• 36:28
  Speaker 1: not on the air. A little bit different though, what
• 36:31
  Speaker 1: we own that air exactly. Let me talk about Steve.
• 36:38
  Speaker 1: See the good thing about that read? I mean it's
• 36:41
  Speaker 1: only gonna last for a second because then it's going away.
• 36:44
  Speaker 1: They ain't a virgin, ain't a virgin? No more? So
• 36:46
  Speaker 1: waynt got to talk about there? No more? Yeah? Yeah, Yeah,
• 36:49
  Speaker 1: it's just a one time. It's a one off. Yeah,
• 36:53
  Speaker 1: that's a one off. Live see them a good lives.
• 36:55
  Speaker 1: Most lines you have to back up with a lot
• 36:58
  Speaker 1: another one. It's called stack ability. Yea has to have
• 37:03
  Speaker 1: stack ability. Yeah, you have to. Your lie must have
• 37:07
  Speaker 1: stack That means room to grow. Yeah, your lie must breathe,
• 37:13
  Speaker 1: like Shirley asked me some Let me give you an
• 37:15
  Speaker 1: example of how this work. Ask me anything. Okay, what
• 37:19
  Speaker 1: kind of car do you drive? Miles of rode has
• 37:24
  Speaker 1: no room to grow with? What color? What color is it? Uh?
• 37:32
  Speaker 1: It's black that I remember that. It's your car. What
• 37:36
  Speaker 1: do you mean you don't remember? Well, it's been in
• 37:38
  Speaker 1: the shop so long. Oh your car is in the shop. Yeah,
• 37:44
  Speaker 1: what are you getting it out? I don't know that.
• 37:47
  Speaker 1: I had been calling down there, so I've just been
• 37:49
  Speaker 1: driving my other one. Oh you have another one? Oh?
• 37:53
  Speaker 1: What other kind of car do you have Bentley? What
• 37:58
  Speaker 1: color is that one? What color that one? So you're white?
• 38:03
  Speaker 1: Taken kind of long to just answer a simple question
• 38:06
  Speaker 1: like what color it is? Well, I got so many cars.
• 38:09
  Speaker 1: Oh are you sure you have a Bentley? Yeah? Yeah,
• 38:12
  Speaker 1: I was just trying to figure out which color you
• 38:14
  Speaker 1: was talking about. Well, I only knew about you just
• 38:16
  Speaker 1: said a Bentley. So well I got up Bentley that
• 38:19
  Speaker 1: I'm driving. It's outside. Oh it's not in the garage.
• 38:23
  Speaker 1: You don't have a garage to put it in. Now,
• 38:25
  Speaker 1: the one I'm in, the white winess outside. The other
• 38:28
  Speaker 1: three years back at the ground. See how this lives.
• 38:32
  Speaker 1: You see how this lives growing stack My life has
• 38:36
  Speaker 1: stack ability, it has room to grow. Put it on
• 38:40
  Speaker 1: top of See that's why you got your all. Your
• 38:43
  Speaker 1: lives had to be open ended so you can fix
• 38:47
  Speaker 1: the front order back. Okay, let me just ask you this.
• 38:50
  Speaker 1: What's wrong with the truth. It's boring? But yeah, the
• 38:58
  Speaker 1: truth don't get you where you need to be quicker enough.
• 39:03
  Speaker 1: It takes too long to get you. Yeah, I ain't
• 39:06
  Speaker 1: got time to grow on. Yeah. Yeah, I'm trying to
• 39:11
  Speaker 1: get I'm trying to get this And now asks what
• 39:15
  Speaker 1: team he's going with? Rashim. Falcons are the Patriots, New
• 39:19
  Speaker 1: England Patriots around with Tom Brady all day. Yeah, I
• 39:24
  Speaker 1: wish you were wrong, but lord him that boy right there. Boy.
• 39:30
  Speaker 1: I'm just hoping, man, somehow the Falcons pulling this off man,
• 39:35
  Speaker 1: that would be good for the south Man Falcons win
• 39:39
  Speaker 1: this thing. Because I didn't see him getting there at all.
• 39:41
  Speaker 1: I didn't see this at all. And I actually thought,
• 39:46
  Speaker 1: I actually thought the Cowboys was gonna make it. Actually
• 39:49
  Speaker 1: thought the Cowboys was gonna make you know that, you know,
• 39:53
  Speaker 1: the tickets got cut in half after the Cowboys lost
• 39:56
  Speaker 1: for the ticket price, it was really expect yeah, down
• 40:02
  Speaker 1: down coming up at eighteen after the Butterfly is up
• 40:07
  Speaker 1: next with of course his Butterfly blog on this last
• 40:11
  Speaker 1: day before the big game. You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 40:17
  Speaker 1: All right, coming up, y'all, he's here, the Butterfly with
• 40:21
  Speaker 1: the blog. What I don't know, man, whatever, I'm not
• 40:26
  Speaker 1: here today for this. You're not here for this. You
• 40:32
  Speaker 1: don't want you don't you want to hear what he's
• 40:36
  Speaker 1: gonna talk about. I don't ever, Wow, don't let him
• 40:41
  Speaker 1: know that. You get morning, your morning, get Marning. Steve
• 40:47
  Speaker 1: and I have an intro for you, Eugene. Okay, ladies
• 40:53
  Speaker 1: and gentlemen, here he is that ever? Uninteresting? You have
• 40:58
  Speaker 1: asked you? Now, why would you sit here and say
• 41:02
  Speaker 1: I'm an interesting? Stephen? Yeah? Why would you say that's
• 41:09
  Speaker 1: my part? Right? Why would you say I'm an interesting
• 41:14
  Speaker 1: You're not. You're not interesting to me at all. Nothing.
• 41:18
  Speaker 1: You've never been around, we never hung out. If you
• 41:21
  Speaker 1: to you, you got a segment. That's I got enough
• 41:24
  Speaker 1: for you at the segment. Now what is it you're
• 41:26
  Speaker 1: talking about today? What uninteresting things are you discussing today?
• 41:31
  Speaker 1: It's not an interesting I'm talking about him. Well, I'm
• 41:34
  Speaker 1: getting ready to to drive from Atlanta to Houston for
• 41:38
  Speaker 1: the Super Bowl for the Patriots right there? Do anybody
• 41:42
  Speaker 1: give a dail? Really? But now today is about decorate, decora,
• 41:48
  Speaker 1: decorating your car, whoever you're rooting for right there? Don't
• 41:52
  Speaker 1: aboudy do that? You should? You know I'm gonna decorate
• 41:55
  Speaker 1: your car. My note too much to decorate that car.
• 41:59
  Speaker 1: So see the which one of your cars would you
• 42:01
  Speaker 1: like me to decorate? I could decorate one of your cards?
• 42:04
  Speaker 1: Don't have decorations on it? You want me to put?
• 42:06
  Speaker 1: Go Patriots? Our girl falcons. What's whine? You can't you
• 42:09
  Speaker 1: can't putting on it that on my car because you can.
• 42:12
  Speaker 1: I can start and say go pets if you want
• 42:14
  Speaker 1: me to, I can start you like pat But we don't.
• 42:18
  Speaker 1: We don't our dirty birds. You're like the dirty birds.
• 42:23
  Speaker 1: They're not called that anymore when they change there years ago.
• 42:30
  Speaker 1: You just you don't want him to be right. I'm
• 42:34
  Speaker 1: but anyway, I'm decorating my bre call and we're driving
• 42:37
  Speaker 1: from Atlanta, me and my friends. So road tripping, Yes,
• 42:41
  Speaker 1: we're road tripping. So it's be in the foul skillet
• 42:47
  Speaker 1: is going, Socrates, So you get on anyway? Um um?
• 42:56
  Speaker 1: Who else is going? Phill Up? Philip is going? It's
• 43:00
  Speaker 1: about eight of us in one What kind of car?
• 43:05
  Speaker 1: We have to take? Terns? One has to sit on
• 43:07
  Speaker 1: another person's lap? Exactly what people? Man, that's that's not safe. Everybody.
• 43:18
  Speaker 1: You have to if a person is in your lap,
• 43:20
  Speaker 1: you have to put a seatbelt on both of you are.
• 43:22
  Speaker 1: I don't think you can do that. You can't. You
• 43:24
  Speaker 1: have to stretch it against the law. Yeah, well maybe
• 43:27
  Speaker 1: against a low but you could do it. It could
• 43:29
  Speaker 1: be done. So you just gonna be on the highway
• 43:32
  Speaker 1: every hour you switch laps. Do you say, isn't it
• 43:35
  Speaker 1: like an event like now switch switch like that? It's
• 43:43
  Speaker 1: not really an event. You just you just over because
• 43:45
  Speaker 1: of an hour, because you know the other person's legs
• 43:47
  Speaker 1: will get tired and go to sleep. Okay, did I
• 43:52
  Speaker 1: tell you all this was uninteresting? Never had nobody to
• 43:56
  Speaker 1: sit in your lap, not him, skill it antoine, don't
• 44:05
  Speaker 1: forget about posted. They got named after the sauce. Oh anyway,
• 44:18
  Speaker 1: they called him Berns because he thick. So what butterfly?
• 44:25
  Speaker 1: Are you now before I before I got I want
• 44:29
  Speaker 1: to add Stephen Stephenhi highways do I take? I'm going
• 44:31
  Speaker 1: from Atlanta to Hells? Are you trying to make this
• 44:34
  Speaker 1: segment interesting? Ditch effort? Are you going from food from
• 44:42
  Speaker 1: Atlanta to Houston? Ya? Just just take twenty all the
• 44:47
  Speaker 1: way across, But twenty do go into Houston. That's all.
• 44:51
  Speaker 1: It didn't take forty five twenty running and damn party fact.
• 44:56
  Speaker 1: Are you telling him right? Yeah? Yeah, running running? You
• 45:00
  Speaker 1: run right into forty five. But you're taking him to
• 45:03
  Speaker 1: Dallas Houston because twenty don't touch at ten? All right,
• 45:11
  Speaker 1: we gotta go get down thirty up in Dallas when
• 45:14
  Speaker 1: you get around you see thirty and all that, get
• 45:16
  Speaker 1: on six thirty five in Dallas and just go around
• 45:19
  Speaker 1: full time. Ben did strike out, save travels, Butterfly, We
• 45:25
  Speaker 1: do have to run now, thank you. Patriots. Brady, you're
• 45:32
  Speaker 1: listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, we're
• 45:36
  Speaker 1: going to the phones. What is the worst lie you've
• 45:38
  Speaker 1: told to impress a date? Call us eight seven seven
• 45:41
  Speaker 1: twenty nine, Steve. And then part two? Who do you
• 45:44
  Speaker 1: have in the big game this Sunday? We know the
• 45:46
  Speaker 1: Butterfly has the Patriots? Who do you have the Falcons
• 45:49
  Speaker 1: or the Patriots? Call us? All right, um, let's go
• 45:52
  Speaker 1: to line four. Talk to Jeff out of California. Hey, jeff,
• 45:58
  Speaker 1: good morning, how you doing? Um family? Hello there, morning, Jeffrey.
• 46:04
  Speaker 1: Jeffrey is correct, but Jeff is fine, Thank you? Okay,
• 46:11
  Speaker 1: all right? Where are you from? Man? Because you're real
• 46:14
  Speaker 1: particularly about your name. What's from New York? What do
• 46:18
  Speaker 1: you do from? Um? A computer? Jock? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 46:24
  Speaker 1: I can tell because you know you were particular about
• 46:28
  Speaker 1: their name. You know they that's how they are? They
• 46:30
  Speaker 1: that type of So I got a great boy he
• 46:33
  Speaker 1: does he does? Hey, man, what's what's your what's the
• 46:36
  Speaker 1: biggest lie you ever told? Why you was dating Jeffrey?
• 46:40
  Speaker 1: I was. I was with my boy and Tony Fields
• 46:43
  Speaker 1: and ran into this girl who was from Egypt. Oh
• 46:46
  Speaker 1: the girl wasn't too fine. She was three fine. Okay,
• 46:52
  Speaker 1: hold on, hold on, wasn't too fine. She was three
• 46:57
  Speaker 1: fine fine. I loved she was fine. So the uh
• 47:04
  Speaker 1: so she she her Controy was that you know, I'm
• 47:07
  Speaker 1: much woman and you're Christian, and you know this is
• 47:10
  Speaker 1: not going to work. So I said, I changed my
• 47:13
  Speaker 1: God for you, and Tony fell out on the floor.
• 47:16
  Speaker 1: Dian whoa Jeff? Jeff? She was that sage? I changed
• 47:24
  Speaker 1: my five? Was that fine? Well did you get her?
• 47:28
  Speaker 1: I mean, yeah, well you you actually killing? Yeah? Yeah,
• 47:33
  Speaker 1: well she should she should come? Oh she did? Okay,
• 47:37
  Speaker 1: yeah she what she succumbed. I said, we got we
• 47:42
  Speaker 1: got a Jeff. We just have a stupid person. Yeah,
• 47:47
  Speaker 1: compress women, Tommy being too stupid, make it three stupid.
• 47:55
  Speaker 1: I love you, Jeff, tomm ain't two stupidy three stupid?
• 48:04
  Speaker 1: Change my God for you? That you fine? You got
• 48:08
  Speaker 1: to be the Lord. Always be listening, y'all. Actually it's
• 48:13
  Speaker 1: just you know, because you know God and Allah is
• 48:17
  Speaker 1: the same. It's the same, you know what I mean?
• 48:20
  Speaker 1: So he just really just yeah, he lying anyway, So
• 48:24
  Speaker 1: you know, I think might work. We throw it. Yeah
• 48:27
  Speaker 1: he said something else. Pimper, he said, someone pimpers. Say
• 48:29
  Speaker 1: it again? What do you say, Jim, I said, when
• 48:33
  Speaker 1: we weren't women, the first thing out the first thing
• 48:35
  Speaker 1: that comes out of our mouth is what it is.
• 48:38
  Speaker 1: You know, we think we can do it. The first
• 48:39
  Speaker 1: thing out of the mouth is because what comes out
• 48:42
  Speaker 1: first thing we think comes out our mouth. Yeah. You know,
• 48:46
  Speaker 1: if your company hear you, you're gonna lose your job.
• 48:52
  Speaker 1: Let us say help job. Yeah, because they do not
• 48:56
  Speaker 1: know who worked for the white folks have know what
• 49:02
  Speaker 1: Jeff really about. So let me go on and help you. Man,
• 49:07
  Speaker 1: you need to think that. Find out who he's picking.
• 49:10
  Speaker 1: Step who you're going with? Patriots are I'm going with
• 49:15
  Speaker 1: the fathers. I can't stay in New England. Everybody so
• 49:21
  Speaker 1: hard man. Yeah, I'm I'm for the South Bronx. So
• 49:24
  Speaker 1: we don't we don't do We don't do nothing doing.
• 49:27
  Speaker 1: You heard Jeff, you heard you? Okay? Kind of like me.
• 49:33
  Speaker 1: I don't do nothing on the North side of Houston. Nothing. Hey,
• 49:36
  Speaker 1: I'm on the north, Man, I don't know. I'm on
• 49:45
  Speaker 1: the north. You ain't ever heard the north being the
• 49:49
  Speaker 1: rough side. Alright, Junior, I'm on the north. Bullsh your
• 49:55
  Speaker 1: half rich. I want almost start calling you dog you
• 50:00
  Speaker 1: have I'm gonna call you half rich. Okay. When we
• 50:04
  Speaker 1: come back from the break. At forty eight after the hour,
• 50:06
  Speaker 1: we got the nephews praying phone call. You're listening Steve
• 50:11
  Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show. All right? Coming up at the top
• 50:18
  Speaker 1: of the hour, y'all, we got strawberry letter, but food?
• 50:21
  Speaker 1: What you got in the meantime? Tell Gaton he gave it.
• 50:26
  Speaker 1: That's what they're doing this weekend. They tell Gating. Everybody
• 50:29
  Speaker 1: get rid call We tell Gating, Tell Gaton. I'll speak
• 50:42
  Speaker 1: to t Rock speaking? Is this t Rock? Yeah? What's up?
• 50:47
  Speaker 1: Hey man? Let me ask you something. All last year
• 50:49
  Speaker 1: y'all was tailgating here in the parking lot at the apartments.
• 50:53
  Speaker 1: Are y'all doing that again this year? Yeah? Always, that's
• 50:56
  Speaker 1: what we do. Hey man, Hey, listen, man, I just
• 50:59
  Speaker 1: move here about year ago. Let me tell you something.
• 51:01
  Speaker 1: All that noisy y'all be making down them then you
• 51:04
  Speaker 1: wanted to go to the cot to get your money.
• 51:07
  Speaker 1: Game man, hold on, hold on, man, hold on, hold on,
• 51:10
  Speaker 1: hold on. First of all, I don't know who you walk.
• 51:12
  Speaker 1: My thing is that we blew we would do out here. Man,
• 51:14
  Speaker 1: we all get together, brothers go to work. Man. At
• 51:17
  Speaker 1: the end of we want to we want to get
• 51:18
  Speaker 1: together and throw a little barbecue whatever. That's what we do.
• 51:21
  Speaker 1: Let me call with that, dude, you anyway, come down.
• 51:25
  Speaker 1: I'm making too much for you. I live. Isn't have
• 51:29
  Speaker 1: been an apartment to man, y'all making tell you what
• 51:32
  Speaker 1: I tell you. We should want to talk all that
• 51:33
  Speaker 1: knows about what we're doing out here. Man, I think
• 51:35
  Speaker 1: you bang your buckets down here and say it to
• 51:37
  Speaker 1: my face for you, man, don't don't worry about who
• 51:40
  Speaker 1: I am. Say first, Man, I'm trying to have a
• 51:44
  Speaker 1: good day and I'm gonna hear some like this. Come on, man,
• 51:47
  Speaker 1: who are you supposed to be? Man, I'm tee you
• 51:49
  Speaker 1: right down. I come down and we do what we do.
• 51:51
  Speaker 1: We all get together. We try to have a good
• 51:52
  Speaker 1: time with it. You want to come with this, miss
• 51:55
  Speaker 1: My dad he knows gone with that. Do calm man, man,
• 51:59
  Speaker 1: You know y'all all that noise man disturbing people water
• 52:02
  Speaker 1: in there? No man, but let say. Look here, I'm
• 52:05
  Speaker 1: pull at the end of the week, man, brother, get together,
• 52:07
  Speaker 1: put our money together, man, and we get together and
• 52:10
  Speaker 1: we try to have a good time. If you want
• 52:11
  Speaker 1: to come down to join us, man, you more than welcome.
• 52:13
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to tell you more than welcome. Brother, come
• 52:15
  Speaker 1: down and drive a play. Man. But man, please don't
• 52:18
  Speaker 1: try to miss my day of don't dot please don't man, please, Man,
• 52:21
  Speaker 1: I'm trying y'all messing Monday up with all that day
• 52:23
  Speaker 1: I'm noise. Man, Come up, man, Look, this is what
• 52:25
  Speaker 1: we do. You want to join, you to join, you
• 52:27
  Speaker 1: ain't gonna join. Shut the hell up. Man, Let me
• 52:30
  Speaker 1: do what you're gonna do. But let let us do
• 52:32
  Speaker 1: what we do. This is we do on the weekend.
• 52:34
  Speaker 1: This is how we at. We leave our stript gonna
• 52:36
  Speaker 1: try to do something, get together and have a good time.
• 52:39
  Speaker 1: And you want to try to miss tell up? Make
• 52:41
  Speaker 1: all that man. Man, all I'm standing is, man, if
• 52:44
  Speaker 1: y'all tell game, won't y'all call y'all down to the stadium, man,
• 52:48
  Speaker 1: and what play. We can't go down there, man, We
• 52:49
  Speaker 1: don't want to go down there. We want to get together.
• 52:52
  Speaker 1: Were we all right? This is what we do. Man,
• 52:54
  Speaker 1: This is what we do. And nobody ever complain. Now
• 52:56
  Speaker 1: one time. Now, I want to tell you the first
• 52:58
  Speaker 1: pun ever complain we've been doing it three is it's
• 53:01
  Speaker 1: the first time we ever had a complaint. You know,
• 53:03
  Speaker 1: you know it's driding your mother, dowing off, white white white.
• 53:06
  Speaker 1: Why y'all don't buy y'all some tickets to the damn game? Man?
• 53:09
  Speaker 1: What want y'all go go to the game? Why the
• 53:12
  Speaker 1: game like to be in my my parking lot? Well,
• 53:14
  Speaker 1: I feel like this. We can't afford a ticket, man,
• 53:17
  Speaker 1: So we do. We should get together. We do what
• 53:19
  Speaker 1: we can. We put our money together, we get together,
• 53:21
  Speaker 1: and that's what we do again. Like I said early, man,
• 53:23
  Speaker 1: you more the up come down? You want to bring
• 53:25
  Speaker 1: his old monkey? Oh yeah, oh man, gone with that
• 53:28
  Speaker 1: doctor going with that man? You let me let me,
• 53:31
  Speaker 1: let me let me tell you this right here. Man,
• 53:33
  Speaker 1: if y'all fire up the pit on Sunday, I'm coming
• 53:36
  Speaker 1: down there and turning it, yall, what over? You know what? Y'all?
• 53:40
  Speaker 1: Wait on, I'm turning y'all, y'all find it pick up,
• 53:42
  Speaker 1: and I promise you I'm gonna turning the damn barbe
• 53:44
  Speaker 1: q pitto and I promise you'd be standing at the
• 53:46
  Speaker 1: top of the church. You will be staring at the
• 53:48
  Speaker 1: top of the church that that sheon't had me pick
• 53:50
  Speaker 1: the flow. You're gonna hit the flow. And man, you're
• 53:52
  Speaker 1: gonna hit the don't don't find and pick up Sunday.
• 53:55
  Speaker 1: You hit me, do not find it. I can't. It's
• 53:57
  Speaker 1: gonna be now. I'm looking for the pit. Now, I'm
• 54:00
  Speaker 1: looking for him that it's gonna be out there. It's
• 54:02
  Speaker 1: gonna be out there. Your mother told you that you're
• 54:06
  Speaker 1: disturbing people, and you're disturbing me more than anything, you know.
• 54:09
  Speaker 1: And y'all, hell here, I'm gonna feel like this is
• 54:11
  Speaker 1: all last year. Y'all tell gay right here in to
• 54:14
  Speaker 1: damn apartments. Man, that's crazy, you know what, dude, I
• 54:17
  Speaker 1: was apologizing you, But let me say like this here. Man,
• 54:19
  Speaker 1: you don't y'all, I don't tell you. You come down
• 54:22
  Speaker 1: and get a plate, you come down to join the
• 54:24
  Speaker 1: you know, we're just getting together, trying to make it
• 54:26
  Speaker 1: a family down here, and just what you want to
• 54:27
  Speaker 1: bring on me, you don't out the open. I'm on
• 54:30
  Speaker 1: the other level now, I'm on that other level. I
• 54:33
  Speaker 1: don't know my meal. Don't know. I was on the
• 54:35
  Speaker 1: other level midway through the season. Last years went on
• 54:38
  Speaker 1: that day. I'm no it's man, man, oh my god. Man,
• 54:42
  Speaker 1: look let me tell you something. My men hit the
• 54:44
  Speaker 1: song or somebody come back and disturbing what we do,
• 54:46
  Speaker 1: what we do, it's gonna go down. I'm gonna tell
• 54:48
  Speaker 1: you like that. We ain't trying to have no wish,
• 54:50
  Speaker 1: no proud. We don't get down like that. We're just
• 54:53
  Speaker 1: trying to have a good time. That's all we do.
• 54:55
  Speaker 1: We're doing this for three years. We got the kids
• 54:58
  Speaker 1: out here playing. We've got the big screen out where
• 55:00
  Speaker 1: everybody to watch the game, you know, extending my some
• 55:02
  Speaker 1: love about to come about. Half I play with it.
• 55:04
  Speaker 1: But you're gonna talk about coming knocking my meal as
• 55:06
  Speaker 1: long as I work, I promise you. If that man
• 55:09
  Speaker 1: touched the ground, you're gonna touch the ground. Come on, man,
• 55:11
  Speaker 1: don't go there with that. Many don't do that. Okay,
• 55:14
  Speaker 1: look at him, man. I'm telling you right now, y'all.
• 55:16
  Speaker 1: As soon as I swear that bard q pit so
• 55:18
  Speaker 1: when I smell a little charcoal, I promise you I'm
• 55:21
  Speaker 1: turning it. So y'all ain't doing this this year man,
• 55:23
  Speaker 1: y'all ain't doing it this year? You do? Man, I'm
• 55:27
  Speaker 1: won't you live, doc, But the bunt you present yourself
• 55:30
  Speaker 1: to me? Man, what you do that? You know what?
• 55:32
  Speaker 1: You can meet me up at the least and all
• 55:34
  Speaker 1: I'm at leasing. I won't start walking right and after
• 55:37
  Speaker 1: the least all right, now, so all I see who
• 55:38
  Speaker 1: the hell I'm talking to you this man? Listen? Okay,
• 55:44
  Speaker 1: Well you need to see who's gonna turn this pit over?
• 55:46
  Speaker 1: Y'all ain't that yea? Man? I want to see that.
• 55:48
  Speaker 1: I want to see that happen because Susan shows you
• 55:51
  Speaker 1: touching my pit before that mean, hit the float, You're
• 55:53
  Speaker 1: don't hit the flow quicker than the meat will. I'm
• 55:55
  Speaker 1: trying to have a good challenge though, But after you're
• 55:57
  Speaker 1: trying to get together. Man, everybody comes and drinking bill,
• 56:00
  Speaker 1: nobody saying nothing. But I don't want to said getting
• 56:02
  Speaker 1: your mother's gonna come out. Okay, I'll tell you what.
• 56:05
  Speaker 1: Bring you to the leasing office and I polish you.
• 56:07
  Speaker 1: I'm I's in ahead because I'm in ahead. You need
• 56:10
  Speaker 1: you need to bring somebody with you. That's what you
• 56:12
  Speaker 1: need to do. Okay, I'm about I think I'm gonna
• 56:13
  Speaker 1: bring with me. I got two pm a brain with me.
• 56:15
  Speaker 1: It's gonna be me, myself and I and I've been
• 56:18
  Speaker 1: through this here. You won't putting on meat on that
• 56:20
  Speaker 1: grill comes Sunday, Okay, I won't putting all right on
• 56:22
  Speaker 1: that crip. Now you ri me, y'all. You're gonna need
• 56:25
  Speaker 1: making leasing office. He's gonna I'm gonna beat you. Okay, okay,
• 56:29
  Speaker 1: But do you know who you you do you know
• 56:30
  Speaker 1: who you're playing with? No? I don't, And I promise
• 56:33
  Speaker 1: you when I find you, you don't know who you're
• 56:35
  Speaker 1: playing with. Let me let me let me tell you
• 56:36
  Speaker 1: who I am. Yeah, tell me who you are, fellow
• 56:38
  Speaker 1: you I am nephew telling from the Steve Harby Morning Show.
• 56:42
  Speaker 1: You just got pranked by your boy boxing. Uh yeah,
• 56:55
  Speaker 1: hell ro your lord Rob, y'all, y'all, y'all still tever man?
• 57:00
  Speaker 1: Oh man, I Ma'a'm sorry man. You you well sied up.
• 57:08
  Speaker 1: It says hot out here anyway. We don't care. We're
• 57:11
  Speaker 1: gonna we can take it Sunday. Mary. That's what we do.
• 57:16
  Speaker 1: Everybody pitching in and we all get together. Man, it's
• 57:19
  Speaker 1: a it's a family thing. Oh sorry, man, you good
• 57:24
  Speaker 1: man you. Let me ask you, what's the bad radio
• 57:26
  Speaker 1: show in the land. Man, The Steve Harvey Morning Show. Brother,
• 57:30
  Speaker 1: you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right,
• 57:39
  Speaker 1: buckle up, hold on tight. Here it is straw. Every
• 57:41
  Speaker 1: letter subject makes me want to throw up my hands
• 57:45
  Speaker 1: and holler, okay, just Steven Shirley. My husband and I
• 57:49
  Speaker 1: have been together over fourteen years, and we've been married
• 57:53
  Speaker 1: going on six years. Since we said I do. He
• 57:56
  Speaker 1: has cheated on me. I found emails from his mistress.
• 58:00
  Speaker 1: I have found phone numbers two escorts, one of which
• 58:03
  Speaker 1: he called on Father's Day. He has sent pictures of
• 58:06
  Speaker 1: his private parts to a high school friend that he
• 58:09
  Speaker 1: reconnected with on Facebook. For most of this year, he
• 58:13
  Speaker 1: has been unemployed. He could not get a job because
• 58:16
  Speaker 1: he had to wait to get clean from smoking wheat.
• 58:20
  Speaker 1: He got clean enough to apply for a job and
• 58:22
  Speaker 1: is waiting for the outcome of a background check. But
• 58:25
  Speaker 1: we have had We have not had any money coming
• 58:28
  Speaker 1: in since May, and I don't anticipate any coming in
• 58:32
  Speaker 1: until around November. Now, with all that said, I am
• 58:35
  Speaker 1: one angry sister. I love him, but love don't pay
• 58:40
  Speaker 1: the bills. Perhaps I could tolerate this situation more if
• 58:44
  Speaker 1: he was taking care of the house. Oh yeah, did
• 58:46
  Speaker 1: I mention that his mother lives with us? Steve, Steve, Steve,
• 58:51
  Speaker 1: I see a small light at the end of the tunnel.
• 58:54
  Speaker 1: He is close to getting a government job and a
• 58:56
  Speaker 1: steady paycheck. But I think our relationship is wrecked. I
• 59:01
  Speaker 1: don't trust him, and in all honesty, I am with
• 59:04
  Speaker 1: him to get our sons through school and to make
• 59:07
  Speaker 1: me whole again. Is that wrong? Well, yeah, it is
• 59:12
  Speaker 1: kind of wrong. Uh. You know, if you just want
• 59:15
  Speaker 1: to be with him to get your sons through school
• 59:18
  Speaker 1: and to make you whole again. Uh, it's really hard
• 59:21
  Speaker 1: to get the trust back in a relationship once that's broken.
• 59:25
  Speaker 1: And this guy has so many strikes against them. He
• 59:28
  Speaker 1: has a lot of strikes against him. He's got the mistress,
• 59:30
  Speaker 1: he's got he's got the private parts pictures that he
• 59:33
  Speaker 1: was sending to his high school Facebook friend. Uh, the
• 59:37
  Speaker 1: weed smoking, the no job having, and of course the cheating. Um.
• 59:41
  Speaker 1: You sound like a woman who's fed up, especially in
• 59:44
  Speaker 1: the first part of your letter, and you said it,
• 59:45
  Speaker 1: you're one angry sister. Uh. But but you have a twist.
• 59:49
  Speaker 1: You put a twist at the very end you want
• 59:51
  Speaker 1: him to make you whole again? How does that work? How?
• 59:54
  Speaker 1: How does that happen? Uh? You have to make yourself
• 59:57
  Speaker 1: a whole person. You can't expect wholeness from this guy
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 1: who's broken himself. I mean, what do you what do
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 1: you want from him? He's shown you pretty much who
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 1: he is. The wholeness you gotta do. You gotta work
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 1: on that yourself. You gotta if you want to be
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 1: with this guy, you gotta try and build a trust.
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 1: He's done a lot of things. Maybe once he gets
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 1: a job, he'll be a better man. I don't know.
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 1: But but as far as him making you hold again,
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 1: don't even worry about that, as Steve would say, because
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 1: you have to do that. That's between you and God.
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 1: So yeah, as far as that's concerned, I would definitely
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 1: say you're wrong if you're thinking that. Steve cutting music,
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 1: golf cat. It's one of those get to it make
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 1: me want to throw up my hands. You find out
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 1: he was cheating, and November you found the phone, No
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 1: but to some escorts, one of which he called on
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 1: Father's a Day? What the hell did you give him
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 1: for father to Day? I didn't get that where he
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 1: went in and out on the phone and said, I go,
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 1: I'm calling some tale. No, hell no, this last time
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 1: you find me for Father's Day. Yeah, I've been here
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 1: raising these boys, paid all these built where he being
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 1: a bill? I mean they're smoking the weeds though, And
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 1: you don't brought me another tie part. Let me go
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 1: in here and call for some tale because I'm sinking it.
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 1: If Father's Day this is supposed to be about me,
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 1: you ain't here complaining about what I ain't doing. I'm
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 1: calling a Father's day. Happy Father's Day to me. That's
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 1: the first thing I wanted to get out. Then you
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  Speaker 1: said he has sent pictures of his private parts to
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  Speaker 1: a high school free and that he reconnected with on Facebook.
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  Speaker 1: You are not clear with what free in this was.
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  Speaker 1: You mean like a teammate a teammate. No, she didn't
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  Speaker 1: say that. I did not see girl in here said
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  Speaker 1: he sent a picture to a high school friend he
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  Speaker 1: reconnected with on Facebook. If he sent this picture to
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  Speaker 1: a teammate, you have another problem with Joe. How this
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  Speaker 1: boy going down the list? Now here's the deal. Um,
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  Speaker 1: he's been unemployed for most of this year. He could
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  Speaker 1: not get a job because he had to wait. Well,
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  Speaker 1: he unemployed. He had to wait because he had to
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  Speaker 1: get clean from smoking weed. Okay, you're junkie, it's not
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  Speaker 1: a he's sitting gay pino pictures out on the internet
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  Speaker 1: and he called it hookers on far off his day
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  Speaker 1: but gave pictures. Yeah, that's where I'm not putting it
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  Speaker 1: all in him. Then you seeing he got clean enough
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  Speaker 1: to apply for a job and is waiting for the
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  Speaker 1: outcome of a background check. He a clean down background check.
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  Speaker 1: What the government job? Do you know that people actually
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 1: go on your social networking sites now when you get
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  Speaker 1: trying to get a job, now work Now, when they
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  Speaker 1: go on the government and they see that picture of
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  Speaker 1: his thing on Facebook, it ain't now you just sit
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  Speaker 1: it on Facebook. He got a picture of himself missile.
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  Speaker 1: It's sitting up on Facebook. Messo. I got that all
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  Speaker 1: family feud yesterday. They got a new name for it.
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  Speaker 1: All right, we got on family feud all right. After
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  Speaker 1: the break at a eighteen after the hour, part two
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  Speaker 1: of ste response to today's Strawberry a Letta. You're listening
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  Speaker 1: to Steve Harvey Morning Show. This dude got married in
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  Speaker 1: two thousand five. She found me mail from his missions
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  Speaker 1: in two thousand and six, and then got a number
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  Speaker 1: two escort and servant that he called on Father's Day. Boy,
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  Speaker 1: was he disappointed in his mother? Gil Oh, you I
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  Speaker 1: been the call down here and get some tale. Then
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  Speaker 1: he doesn't send pictures. This is exact quote of his
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  Speaker 1: private parts to a high school friend that he reconnected
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  Speaker 1: with on Facebook. Didn't say that was a dude or girl.
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  Speaker 1: I'm thinking the teammate of his played lineback got a
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  Speaker 1: picture of a private parts here. Now you got another
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  Speaker 1: issue at your house. What's the new name for a
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 1: private part? You said miss and to put the meat
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  Speaker 1: missile on Facebook? That that just did that on family Feud.
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  Speaker 1: That's how I know. You can do it on radio,
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 1: you can do it on the daytime TV. So anyway,
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  Speaker 1: for most of the year he's been unemployed. You can't
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  Speaker 1: get a job right now because he gotta wait till
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  Speaker 1: the weed clear out his system so he can pass
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  Speaker 1: the drug test. You're junking. He's showing his thing to
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  Speaker 1: me and calling hookers on Father's Day and then he
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 1: waiting on the outcome of a background check. How that
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  Speaker 1: hell he's gonna pass a background check? He got pictures
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  Speaker 1: thing on Facebook? Let me tell you something, then you
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  Speaker 1: say that here now, with all that said, I am
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  Speaker 1: one angry sister. I loved him, but don't love paying
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 1: the bills. Let's go what you love? What do you love?
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  Speaker 1: Which part you love? You love the cheating, you love
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  Speaker 1: the mistresses? You love the pictures of his thing to
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 1: the teammate, You like the escort service, You like the
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 1: fact that he's unemployed. Do you really love the weeds smoking? Or?
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  Speaker 1: And then she said, and and and then she said.
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  Speaker 1: At the end, she says, and oh, did I mentioned
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  Speaker 1: that his mama lives with or do you like living
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  Speaker 1: with his wonderful man? So, now, now that we got
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  Speaker 1: all out of the way, this is what she says. Steve, Steve, Steve,
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  Speaker 1: I see a small light at the end of the tunnel.
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  Speaker 1: This a blind how you see a smile. He is
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  Speaker 1: close to getting a government job in a steady paycheck.
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  Speaker 1: But I think our relationship is wrecked. I am with
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  Speaker 1: him to get out. I don't trust him in all honesty.
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  Speaker 1: And I'm with him to get our sons through school
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  Speaker 1: and to make me hold again. Is that wrong? First
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  Speaker 1: of all, getting your sons to school. You don't want
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  Speaker 1: to work it Now you're getting your sons through school. Now,
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  Speaker 1: as far as making you hold again, you must be
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  Speaker 1: tired of being half for food? Is that it? I'm
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  Speaker 1: so sick of being half. If you just make me whole,
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  Speaker 1: whole fool and I stay with him, lady, if you
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  Speaker 1: stay with this man, it's just because you want to
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  Speaker 1: just say that you're married, and you want to say
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  Speaker 1: that you got a husband, and you want to say
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  Speaker 1: that you're all. This time you've been in ain't been wasted.
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  Speaker 1: But I always say this to women, if you think
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  Speaker 1: the time you've been with a man, it's been hurtful
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 1: and bad for all these years, Let's say how many years?
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  Speaker 1: For ten years? How would you like fourteen more years?
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 1: It is because that's what you're gonna get. I don't
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  Speaker 1: see nothing wrong with him sending the picture. We know
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  Speaker 1: you do. You're listening to the string show. All right,
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  Speaker 1: Let's go to the phone, Shirley, who you got? All right,
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 1: Let's go to line line to Steve. You gonna love
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  Speaker 1: this name. I'm just gonna tell you you're gonna love it.
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  Speaker 1: Line to oh out of Missouri, otis old Steve. What's
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  Speaker 1: going on? Man? What's up? Old man? Man? She said,
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  Speaker 1: you gonna love this name. Yeah, my name is I
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  Speaker 1: was his coocker baby. I was just hooker, oldest clunker, No,
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 1: no cloker, cooker k the double old babies, oldest hook
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  Speaker 1: But he said all that. Thankball man. I want to say, hey,
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  Speaker 1: congratulations everybody for coming back to Kansas City. Man. You know,
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 1: because maybe because we need y'all, man, we need y'all here.
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  Speaker 1: Just some some souls have been broken, some some some
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  Speaker 1: down people may need to spit. Be back up, Steve,
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 1: you do that, you're and the crew man, and then
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 1: that's what we're here. We know what y'all were dealing
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 1: with before. Absolutely, man, that's what you don't have to
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 1: go there. Yeah, thank you all. But I mean for
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  Speaker 1: we or though you don't because you know I'm one
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  Speaker 1: of them. You know. I look forward here man, Steve,
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 1: Steve voice man the time me and shutty man. You
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  Speaker 1: know everybody. Man, I'm like, damn well, I'm to the
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  Speaker 1: damn show. You know. I'm like, I'm like, no, I'm
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 1: please Stokes, you know, because you had to listen to
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 1: that other hey man. You no, no, no, no, I see.
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  Speaker 1: All I'm saying is what see here. All I'm saying
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  Speaker 1: let me do that. You don't do that though, Okay,
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 1: go ahead, then time to go ahead. Okay, you got
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 1: tired of listening to that other racket ass show that
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 1: wasn't worth for damn. Now this one is back and
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 1: you're comfortable with yourself. Ain't what do'st it? Do it?
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 1: That's what I'm thinking. That's nothing I like about this
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 1: show down. Ain't exactly what a person wanted here. So
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 1: I'm baby historically state you know what I'm saying. Who
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 1: year about all the other bull crap? Yeah, but the
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 1: real people overhead? You know what I'm saying. Let me go,
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 1: come on over telling truth. Now, tell the truth. The
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 1: truth will set you free, Yes and will so so
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 1: so Steve So, Steve Bush coming shut up, down and down. Man,
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 1: you do get serious and tell people how you feel.
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 1: You Timmy Sully the whole flu so you know if
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 1: the piss the moms are making man, so guess but
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 1: that don't feel you know? Yeah? Yeah, hell yeah that
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 1: I gonna be hey holding you know how I know
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  Speaker 1: that how I gonna be go to how we while
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 1: you've been going? Now shut the door, shut the door
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 1: for you, let all out. You know you gotta be black.
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 1: You only hill your black people holiday called the Lamb's Boy.
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 1: You just like your daddy going still literally do damn thing.
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  Speaker 1: You ain't gonna do a damn thing. Oh you better
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  Speaker 1: do a look, you just bet a look. Don't come,
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  Speaker 1: don't come over here. You just better look. It's from
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 1: Missouri to show me stick. I wish you would, wish
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 1: you would smack all in that week Friday down in
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 1: Friday Night you met Robbie with it kills. I kill
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 1: them on the old orders, I'll kill him or did
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  Speaker 1: I be they ever been be? I'm talking about you know,
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  Speaker 1: talk about it. That's what I'm talking about, because that
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 1: I keep it real. Yeah, that's what I do. I
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  Speaker 1: don't that I do. I ain't know. I'm a I'm
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 1: a loose monkey, lose market with a midget with a
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 1: camera telling what he has been to him older. I
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 1: got a hot oven, Mick I put on you. I
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 1: ask him who he's picking for the game. Who you hey, older?
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 1: Or who you who? When you got vib page? Hey,
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 1: hey man, I'm oh man. I don't say about this.
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  Speaker 1: What shall sell you sell you? Why do you why
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  Speaker 1: do you start to show you? I love telling you
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 1: what are your day about that? What I'm talking about?
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  Speaker 1: Should it always done? So you always done? I'm not stupid,
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 1: go to living around. So appreciate your calling on it
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 1: made our day. You're made our day. The Timothy before
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  Speaker 1: you go? Who you picking the pro? You you picking?
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 1: You picking Patriots? Death? Man, That's what I'm saying. You
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 1: know better, No, I don't speed, damn favorite. What's going on?
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  Speaker 1: We need people name only, keeping real only. I love you, man,
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 1: Thank you for calling this kid call everything? Okay, oh god,
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 1: thank you. You're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show for
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 1: the eight minutes after the album coming up, Shelly's gonna
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 1: tell us what's trending, right man? Super Bowl facts? All right?
• 1:14:51
  Speaker 1: You say Today has a list of interesting Super Bowl facts,
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  Speaker 1: and here they are. They included seventy two game balls
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  Speaker 1: are used during the game. Did you guys know that?
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 1: Certainly didn't know that. Yeah. And then teams wearing white
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  Speaker 1: jerseys are eleven and one in the last twelve Super Bowls. Okay,
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 1: and the Patriots, of course, will wear white this year. Okay,
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 1: So he's gonna let the ball out of all he's
• 1:15:23
  Speaker 1: gonna find a way to win. I'm thinking all right, y'all. Hey,
• 1:15:27
  Speaker 1: let's go to the phones. What's the worst lie you
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  Speaker 1: ever told in present date? And then part two of
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  Speaker 1: the question is who you think gonna win the game?
• 1:15:33
  Speaker 1: Pats are the Falcons. Let's go to line five. Talk
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 1: to Mike. Oh, goys this morning, Mike out of Texas.
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  Speaker 1: What's happening, Uncle Steve ay Man? I met you back
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 1: in manny Man at the rate of theater, right, sir,
• 1:15:51
  Speaker 1: he's trying to find out what's city, Mike, Oh, that's Houston,
• 1:15:54
  Speaker 1: Texas at the right. Are you talking about in Houston? Yeah, sir, Yes,
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  Speaker 1: you know. I sold out. Let me tell you some one.
• 1:16:04
  Speaker 1: I sold out seven Houston arenas in a weekend to
• 1:16:08
  Speaker 1: Fridays too, Saturday to Sunday, came back to town, had
• 1:16:13
  Speaker 1: the lead town, came back and sold out Monday night.
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  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey live. Go ahead, man. That was New Year's Eve,
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 1: and you when in your pocket and gave me some
• 1:16:23
  Speaker 1: money because you said you can't come to Steve Harvest
• 1:16:25
  Speaker 1: show looking like that. So people don't know you. They
• 1:16:29
  Speaker 1: don't know you at all, man. So so uh, you
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  Speaker 1: know all this talking, I wouldn't even worry about that, brother,
• 1:16:35
  Speaker 1: because they don't know you. They don't know the kind
• 1:16:36
  Speaker 1: of person you are. Appreciate it. So anyway one of
• 1:16:43
  Speaker 1: them could kiss the tip of my place. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:16:50
  Speaker 1: And so anyway, the greatest I told the chick wasn't
• 1:16:54
  Speaker 1: the great chick was a ballerina, and I ain't know
• 1:16:57
  Speaker 1: nothing about that. So all I knew was Gregor House
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  Speaker 1: tap them. She said. I said, well, baby, my uncle
• 1:17:03
  Speaker 1: is Gregory Hands, you know. And she was like, yeah,
• 1:17:07
  Speaker 1: I say he was on a song. I said, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: show up. I was in the studio. So she took
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  Speaker 1: oh yeah, oh yeah, I had no charge. Man, So
• 1:17:16
  Speaker 1: I'm tetting at the table. Yeah, I'm sitting at it.
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  Speaker 1: I went took with your house and everything. I didn't
• 1:17:20
  Speaker 1: know the people Twetter Salad and IDENTIFO. Come on with
• 1:17:24
  Speaker 1: both of them, come on over there over there. Yeah.
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 1: And so we went back in the room and went
• 1:17:32
  Speaker 1: to talking. And the next day she think that we
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  Speaker 1: said to goo to uh uh the Western or something
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  Speaker 1: like that, We're right the Tweeties right there on the
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  Speaker 1: south side of the home park. Show then, yes, sir,
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  Speaker 1: right there for South Maine, right, we can go up
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  Speaker 1: on to the underpass on the Yeah, yeah, well you
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  Speaker 1: put a quarter in inside the bed and yea what
• 1:17:52
  Speaker 1: I'm talking about? I have no way of that. Tweeties
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 1: Motor House twee tweeted mote in Hey, Mike, did you
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  Speaker 1: look behind the manager and see my photo up there
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  Speaker 1: for a lifetime? Remember, I ain't killed kill Is that
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  Speaker 1: the one that? Is that the one under the under
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  Speaker 1: that overpass? Yeah? Right now South Maine and South Post.
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  Speaker 1: I'd have seen that, man. Yeah, I haven't seen that. Man.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't sweet, so I haven't seen You know what's crazy,
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  Speaker 1: man is It's gonna be busy this weekend. Yeah, but
• 1:18:33
  Speaker 1: tell me you know he out on the north Mike?
• 1:18:36
  Speaker 1: What's that? Tell you all? Mike? South side? The north side, baby,
• 1:18:46
  Speaker 1: and time to one side of town. You w I
• 1:18:49
  Speaker 1: on the north side, ain't I grew up? I grew
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  Speaker 1: up acres home in with parts. But well about where
• 1:18:55
  Speaker 1: you grew up. We're talking about where you are now
• 1:18:59
  Speaker 1: the shot I'm in Spring Texas now, Oh, Tommy, you're
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  Speaker 1: the same one that was at the found out the
• 1:19:09
  Speaker 1: praise pickers proper and you from the north side. Okay,
• 1:19:15
  Speaker 1: Trump City, that boy from Houston for reading hold me
• 1:19:21
  Speaker 1: through with Tommy. I'm done. Oh, you're picking Mike in
• 1:19:28
  Speaker 1: the Super Bowl. Hey man, they ain't got no strip
• 1:19:31
  Speaker 1: clubs in the winter, so I gotta go with that
• 1:19:33
  Speaker 1: last you're going when they got strip club You know what,
• 1:19:38
  Speaker 1: You've been amazing city, And listen to me. The people
• 1:19:42
  Speaker 1: calling this is your people. All these are my people
• 1:19:47
  Speaker 1: calling me. This is who I've been servicing on. So
• 1:19:55
  Speaker 1: when they get through, Hayden, y'all still belong to me.
• 1:20:01
  Speaker 1: You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show, all right.
• 1:20:05
  Speaker 1: Millions of viewers will gather around their TVs this Sunday
• 1:20:09
  Speaker 1: to watch the Patriots and the Falcons go head to
• 1:20:11
  Speaker 1: head during one of the biggest sporting events of the year. Now,
• 1:20:14
  Speaker 1: of course, the Super Bowl is one of the best
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  Speaker 1: days of the year for advertisers as well, and that's
• 1:20:19
  Speaker 1: regardless of who wins the game. Brands have a tiny
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  Speaker 1: window to create spots that are memorable, impactful, and unique
• 1:20:26
  Speaker 1: against other competitors for your attention. Budgets for Super Bowl
• 1:20:30
  Speaker 1: commercials are at an all time peak. The average production
• 1:20:34
  Speaker 1: cost is north of one million dollars, and companies are
• 1:20:37
  Speaker 1: dropping an average of five million for a thirty second
• 1:20:41
  Speaker 1: time slot during the Big Game. That's high, according to Fortune. Oftentimes,
• 1:20:47
  Speaker 1: and additional of their overall budget has spent on promoting
• 1:20:50
  Speaker 1: the ad itself leading up to the main event. For example,
• 1:20:54
  Speaker 1: budweiser sentimental Super Bowl ad this year is about immigration.
• 1:20:58
  Speaker 1: It tells a story the found of Anheuser Busch who
• 1:21:01
  Speaker 1: came to the US in the eighteen fifties. But Budweiser
• 1:21:05
  Speaker 1: says it um isn't meant to be political. Okay, well,
• 1:21:09
  Speaker 1: all right, and how the Bush I asked gonna be
• 1:21:11
  Speaker 1: out the country. That's what you've been making be in Mexico.
• 1:21:17
  Speaker 1: That's that's what all the news reporters and commentators that's
• 1:21:20
  Speaker 1: around get. That's right, That's exactly right, Sam man, what
• 1:21:33
  Speaker 1: is this bust? The same thing as I've seen part
• 1:21:39
  Speaker 1: of the commercial. You're right, it does. It does. It's
• 1:21:41
  Speaker 1: not meant to be that, like they say, but it
• 1:21:43
  Speaker 1: looks exactly like that's what it is. Yeah, well whatever,
• 1:21:49
  Speaker 1: this ain't the time to play with this dude right here? Okay,
• 1:21:53
  Speaker 1: you see what happened to see and in you don't
• 1:21:54
  Speaker 1: even talk to in. That's true, you freak news. No
• 1:22:01
  Speaker 1: not answering the question, alternative fact, sir, the president talk
• 1:22:08
  Speaker 1: to you. I'm talking to anybody that night? Did you
• 1:22:12
  Speaker 1: see he holds up on the Prime Minister of Australia
• 1:22:17
  Speaker 1: one of our's the worst call I've had today. But
• 1:22:21
  Speaker 1: I wasn't really mad at him when he did that,
• 1:22:24
  Speaker 1: hung up on a couple of people. Bill collect you're
• 1:22:26
  Speaker 1: gonna call my house. I'm eating dinner. I'll be damn.
• 1:22:29
  Speaker 1: But that's not your friend to begin with a bill collector.
• 1:22:33
  Speaker 1: And then he said, don't worry about it at the
• 1:22:34
  Speaker 1: prayer breakfast, don't worry. Don't worry about the call. Yeah, yeah,
• 1:22:40
  Speaker 1: don't worry. Don't worry about it. You take that off
• 1:22:43
  Speaker 1: the prayer lists. Don't worry, don't worry about that. That's
• 1:22:47
  Speaker 1: like you don't worry about that. Don't worry about it.
• 1:22:51
  Speaker 1: All right, let's switch gears for a little bit here.
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  Speaker 1: What is the worst lie you've told? We're going to
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  Speaker 1: the phones on this. What's the worst lie you've told
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  Speaker 1: to impress? How many do it to tell lies? Oh? Yeah, hey,
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  Speaker 1: we love your stories. You can go now if you
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  Speaker 1: want you uh. And then part two of that question
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  Speaker 1: is who are you picking in the Super Bowl, the
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  Speaker 1: Falcons or the Patriots. Let's go to line one. Stephen
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  Speaker 1: tuck to be out of Georgia. B Hi the morning
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  Speaker 1: to grow. Let me manage something. Is it b e
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  Speaker 1: E or is she just be short for c e
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  Speaker 1: A is d E eas? Hey? Hey baby, bring me
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  Speaker 1: out of retirement? Keep on here? Okay, hw you guys, Cola, Shirley, Steve,
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  Speaker 1: We're here. We're good. Hey, beautiful you Okay. So I
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  Speaker 1: am going for the Falcon, so don't get mad at me. Good.
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  Speaker 1: I'm from Georgia, so you know I got a root
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  Speaker 1: for my my falcons to Yeah, I ain't from there,
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  Speaker 1: but I'm show rooting for him. I'm just scared the
• 1:24:04
  Speaker 1: hell of Tom Brady, the Lord ball part Um, go ahead,
• 1:24:12
  Speaker 1: what's the biggest? Okay? So I know you said for
• 1:24:18
  Speaker 1: as far as date wise, but I was dating a guy,
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  Speaker 1: um that was involved in a relationship for four years
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  Speaker 1: and he never told me and his girlfriend called me back. Well,
• 1:24:29
  Speaker 1: she didn't call me back, but she called me, and UM,
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  Speaker 1: I found out that he's been dating this woman for
• 1:24:34
  Speaker 1: four years. So you know, I was kind of like
• 1:24:37
  Speaker 1: a woman's scoring because he was making plans with me.
• 1:24:40
  Speaker 1: We hadn't got an apartment and everything together, and um anyway, um,
• 1:24:47
  Speaker 1: going out of the relationship. I kind of did a
• 1:24:50
  Speaker 1: lot of stuff. Um like he had half of the
• 1:24:54
  Speaker 1: bills that was in his name, like the lights and
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  Speaker 1: all that, so I kind of like, I love the heater,
• 1:25:01
  Speaker 1: the a condition, the one that's open, all the lights on,
• 1:25:04
  Speaker 1: the cable on that was in his name, everything, and
• 1:25:06
  Speaker 1: moved out and I told him I was pregnant, but
• 1:25:09
  Speaker 1: he's speaking pregnant right now his girlfriends. So it's like,
• 1:25:17
  Speaker 1: ain't none of it's funny to be, you know, trying
• 1:25:26
  Speaker 1: you come get dating somebody for two months again, you
• 1:25:29
  Speaker 1: just all of a sudden, you just get thrown on
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  Speaker 1: you that you've been in a relationship with somebody for
• 1:25:34
  Speaker 1: four years. You know, go ahead, you're pregnant. I go ahead, Okay, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: So now I've run away and I've threatening with chocolport
• 1:25:43
  Speaker 1: and he's doing to jail and I don't see what's funny.
• 1:25:49
  Speaker 1: Five b I was gonna make it a strawberry ladder,
• 1:25:55
  Speaker 1: but you know, to throw his narrow behind not on
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  Speaker 1: error is even better. YEA, the greatest one this morning.
• 1:26:04
  Speaker 1: I love it, y'all. Ain't got the call. I wouldn't
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  Speaker 1: do it to you as I wouldn't do it to
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  Speaker 1: you girl, Yes, she would. As much as he lies,
• 1:26:23
  Speaker 1: ain't gonna beat my life. It'll be different. See I'm
• 1:26:25
  Speaker 1: from Georgia. You know we know how to satisfy man.
• 1:26:27
  Speaker 1: It would be different if he would have told the
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  Speaker 1: truth about the lie instead of me finding out through
• 1:26:33
  Speaker 1: the woman calling my phone about the lie. You know,
• 1:26:37
  Speaker 1: he's my first. Now we're just last. You draw the line.
• 1:26:45
  Speaker 1: I mean, I understand, but I'm having your baby, don't him.
• 1:26:48
  Speaker 1: You don't have to go that far. But there was
• 1:26:54
  Speaker 1: stack ability. That was the word you used earlier this morning. Yeah,
• 1:26:57
  Speaker 1: that lie stackable because you ain't gonna have a baby,
• 1:27:01
  Speaker 1: so you can't. You can't stack this. That's a deady lie.
• 1:27:05
  Speaker 1: Walk around with degrees. Yeah, see me a lie, but
• 1:27:13
  Speaker 1: there don't be no deady lie. What you're listening stry
• 1:27:20
  Speaker 1: morning shown just just a true story work. I was
• 1:27:31
  Speaker 1: about twenty four. I think I was in the mall
• 1:27:35
  Speaker 1: and I was sitting sitting on the fountain. You know,
• 1:27:38
  Speaker 1: it's eating some popcorn or something. I just I guess
• 1:27:41
  Speaker 1: I was looking saying. These two girls walked by, nice
• 1:27:44
  Speaker 1: looking girls and stuff, and so the girl said, oh,
• 1:27:47
  Speaker 1: I spoke to him, said, how you ladies doing it? Said,
• 1:27:49
  Speaker 1: I what. The girl said, you look sad. I said,
• 1:27:52
  Speaker 1: excuse me, She said, you look sad. Yeah. I wouldn't
• 1:27:56
  Speaker 1: really say. I was just broke. So I just looked bad,
• 1:28:00
  Speaker 1: that's all. I was nothing wrong. I was just broke.
• 1:28:03
  Speaker 1: And UH said, wow, thank you for asking. But now
• 1:28:06
  Speaker 1: I'm actually fine. We're talking a little bit. And she said,
• 1:28:09
  Speaker 1: but why are you so sad? I said, because, you know,
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  Speaker 1: it's just I've just had a tough life. It's really
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  Speaker 1: what's wrong is it? Well, you know my orphan, you know,
• 1:28:22
  Speaker 1: just send you an orphan. I didn't know who my
• 1:28:27
  Speaker 1: mama are. Daddy was unnecessarily let's let's follow this lie.
• 1:28:32
  Speaker 1: I keep going and so, oh my god, that's horrible.
• 1:28:38
  Speaker 1: I said, Yeah, it's been rough, you know, and I've
• 1:28:40
  Speaker 1: just been putting it together man as I can. I
• 1:28:43
  Speaker 1: went to came out to offering. You got into foster kid,
• 1:28:46
  Speaker 1: you know, you get out of eighteen and I'm twenty four.
• 1:28:49
  Speaker 1: Now I've been out six years. I've been working jobs
• 1:28:52
  Speaker 1: off and on. You know, I got a good one.
• 1:28:54
  Speaker 1: Now I'm you know, I'm over at Forward motorcomp putting
• 1:28:57
  Speaker 1: it you know, Oh that's really good, great job. Yeah,
• 1:29:00
  Speaker 1: I've just been trying to find the right one. You know,
• 1:29:03
  Speaker 1: what are you meaning? I said? I just I've just
• 1:29:05
  Speaker 1: been looking for love in all the wrong places. We
• 1:29:08
  Speaker 1: just decided that this was the year, man, that I'm
• 1:29:10
  Speaker 1: committed to finding the one. I'm just looking for love.
• 1:29:14
  Speaker 1: I just want somebody to love me for me too. Yeah.
• 1:29:19
  Speaker 1: So this is before I wrote the ninety day rules.
• 1:29:21
  Speaker 1: So we were sleeping together that night. Let's get that.
• 1:29:27
  Speaker 1: What had happened? Yeah, that's the outcome on Yeah, about
• 1:29:31
  Speaker 1: to be an orphan today, man, let me see your
• 1:29:36
  Speaker 1: sad face. Your orphan face is good. Oh God, you're
• 1:29:47
  Speaker 1: the king. Tommy is the king of prays, You're the
• 1:29:52
  Speaker 1: king of lies, good stories, just random often it's really good.
• 1:30:02
  Speaker 1: You should try. I'm gonna try to stay sad looking,
• 1:30:06
  Speaker 1: but have a job so you ain't just destitute. And
• 1:30:10
  Speaker 1: it's just right now. You put your life together, just
• 1:30:13
  Speaker 1: looking for the one because you've never been loved. Man,
• 1:30:17
  Speaker 1: where how did you come up with that so quick?
• 1:30:19
  Speaker 1: I don't know, man, I wouldn't do nothing else. I'm
• 1:30:21
  Speaker 1: pretty creative. Man. I was trying to get I ain't
• 1:30:23
  Speaker 1: wanted to be in show bids. I ain't had no
• 1:30:25
  Speaker 1: outlets so are you lying to Oh yeah, you know
• 1:30:29
  Speaker 1: you gotta write these stories and joke somewhere and try
• 1:30:33
  Speaker 1: them out and see. Yeah, I ain't no nomber, no
• 1:30:37
  Speaker 1: comedy club. Anybody told me I was gonna get no
• 1:30:39
  Speaker 1: part and none to my whole life was part. So
• 1:30:42
  Speaker 1: I just went on practice line. You know. Yeah, I
• 1:30:48
  Speaker 1: got a dog sleep out on the Firescate, My dog
• 1:30:52
  Speaker 1: sleeps out on the fire skate because I'm in a
• 1:30:55
  Speaker 1: tough neighborhood and he sits out there to protect me. Yeah,
• 1:31:01
  Speaker 1: is this stacking on top of the Yeah, we started
• 1:31:04
  Speaker 1: off place caught on fine. I burned all my possessions down.
• 1:31:12
  Speaker 1: All I had time to do was save the dog.
• 1:31:16
  Speaker 1: He and I escaped with just our life. Wow, that
• 1:31:20
  Speaker 1: was really nice. Are you okay? Are you hungry? No?
• 1:31:25
  Speaker 1: You know I'm working, so you know now I just
• 1:31:27
  Speaker 1: had to. I'm staying at a hotel right now, just
• 1:31:30
  Speaker 1: trying to put it back together. You know, really, which
• 1:31:32
  Speaker 1: one is it around? Double Tree? Double Tree? Double Tree
• 1:31:36
  Speaker 1: got some good cookies though. I'm talking to double Tree,
• 1:31:41
  Speaker 1: and and for you come up to the room, stop
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  Speaker 1: and get a cookie. You know that the next right
• 1:31:51
  Speaker 1: didn't bring that cookie? Yeah, bring cookie cookies for everybody.
• 1:32:00
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• 1:32:33
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• 1:32:37
  Speaker 1: Did he say the other day? Billion? Yeah? Three billion? Yeah,
• 1:32:44
  Speaker 1: it was a lot. So okay, we'll be back to
• 1:32:47
  Speaker 1: close out the show, all right, to really just be
• 1:32:56
  Speaker 1: what people trying to make me out to be. Just
• 1:32:58
  Speaker 1: a comedian. Just go do that, Steve, You're way more
• 1:33:01
  Speaker 1: than that. You've trans send it that, So come on
• 1:33:05
  Speaker 1: when you want to come back out on the road,
• 1:33:07
  Speaker 1: we can roll when it is amazing how he is.
• 1:33:14
  Speaker 1: People just relegate you to what they thank you all
• 1:33:16
  Speaker 1: to be. Oh but I had a great, a great,
• 1:33:19
  Speaker 1: great text from a minister. Yeah, I'm finished. Show it
• 1:33:23
  Speaker 1: to y'all right now, I should should send it to y'all. Yeah,
• 1:33:28
  Speaker 1: that's woman, which we should send it because this this,
• 1:33:32
  Speaker 1: this will help a lot of y'all out, because this
• 1:33:34
  Speaker 1: happens to everybody, not just me. So I'm gonna send
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  Speaker 1: it surely. Yeah, yes, sir, thank you for trying to
• 1:33:43
  Speaker 1: send it. That's Mississippi Monica. You're going to uh food.
• 1:33:50
  Speaker 1: Just group it, Steve, Well, you do what I'm trying
• 1:33:55
  Speaker 1: to do. How I'm gonna do that. What I'm doing,
• 1:33:59
  Speaker 1: do that, what I do? Use the only thing with group,
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  Speaker 1: you have to make sure you mean said it to
• 1:34:08
  Speaker 1: everybody in your contact Well no, no, no, just the
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  Speaker 1: group that you're putting together. Just put your name. I
• 1:34:21
  Speaker 1: just sent that to Carlos Carlo Carlo. This is reality
• 1:34:27
  Speaker 1: radio for real. I send it to Carlos to do
• 1:34:31
  Speaker 1: the work for me. Stand oh my god. Again all
• 1:34:35
  Speaker 1: his checks come in Spanish and we'd be just confusing
• 1:34:39
  Speaker 1: the hell out of each other. I just sent him pictures.
• 1:34:42
  Speaker 1: You want you want? This may for me? Yes, you
• 1:34:44
  Speaker 1: got it. That's good for all y'all to go. Yeah,
• 1:34:47
  Speaker 1: you can I read it. Some people hate you because
• 1:34:51
  Speaker 1: they can't figure out why you're still blessed after what
• 1:34:54
  Speaker 1: you used to do, used to do. You can y'all understand,
• 1:35:00
  Speaker 1: because ain't that happened to you? How many times? Yeah,
• 1:35:04
  Speaker 1: some people hate you because they can't figure out why
• 1:35:07
  Speaker 1: you're still blessed after what you used to do, because
• 1:35:11
  Speaker 1: they want to hold you to that. That's the problem.
• 1:35:15
  Speaker 1: You are what you used yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, And
• 1:35:18
  Speaker 1: they want you to stay right where they got you. See,
• 1:35:22
  Speaker 1: and you try to be anymore. Uh uh uh. Now
• 1:35:26
  Speaker 1: see I knew you went, Yeah know, I know you did,
• 1:35:29
  Speaker 1: but you don't know me now. Godly man, that's point
• 1:35:34
  Speaker 1: accurate right there. That helps a lot of people out.
• 1:35:37
  Speaker 1: Some people help you hate you because they can't understand
• 1:35:40
  Speaker 1: why you still blessed. Man, I need to show you
• 1:35:48
  Speaker 1: all this quilte somebody made me. Somebody made me the
• 1:35:52
  Speaker 1: biggest croch shaded kid quilt of me is actually intricately done.
• 1:36:00
  Speaker 1: It's actually it's a huge like probably six by like
• 1:36:06
  Speaker 1: a quote for your bed. It's about six by seven
• 1:36:09
  Speaker 1: something like. It's huge. It's me kneeling down at my
• 1:36:15
  Speaker 1: star on the Walk of Fame and with stars on
• 1:36:21
  Speaker 1: the same suit. I had on shoes with actual laces
• 1:36:25
  Speaker 1: on them. They actually used a yarn to make the laces,
• 1:36:30
  Speaker 1: and then it said won't he do it like that.
• 1:36:37
  Speaker 1: I was gonna send a thank you to these people
• 1:36:40
  Speaker 1: that made this because they really really went over the
• 1:36:44
  Speaker 1: You don't know who send it, Monica. Monica do all
• 1:36:48
  Speaker 1: the work and we don't know who sent it. Okay,
• 1:36:51
  Speaker 1: that's cause she rummaged through everything. She probably knocked a name. Tad.
• 1:36:57
  Speaker 1: Stop that, Steve, Let's move on. I can't tell you
• 1:37:01
  Speaker 1: the stuff that I haven't got, that I ain't never got.
• 1:37:07
  Speaker 1: Oh God, yes, well it is time to go. Kind
• 1:37:14
  Speaker 1: I just want to say one thing to all of
• 1:37:16
  Speaker 1: my supporters. Thank you all for encouraging me, for lifting me.
• 1:37:22
  Speaker 1: I appreciate the people that pray for me. I really
• 1:37:26
  Speaker 1: appreciate the people that get me, that understand me. I
• 1:37:29
  Speaker 1: appreciate you think yeah way more because I've discovered in
• 1:37:34
  Speaker 1: this place that I've been in for some weeks now,
• 1:37:39
  Speaker 1: hate is loud. Love is stronger. Hate is louder. Love
• 1:37:48
  Speaker 1: is stronger. It's just you. When you hear from people
• 1:37:50
  Speaker 1: that hating on you just get very loud for you.
• 1:37:53
  Speaker 1: But love is stronger. And I want to thank Shirley
• 1:37:56
  Speaker 1: Strawberry because you know what, Shirley has sent me so
• 1:38:00
  Speaker 1: many scriptures during this past two weeks and she sends
• 1:38:04
  Speaker 1: them every day to me. But she's really been zeroing in. Uh.
• 1:38:09
  Speaker 1: Like she sent me Proverbs it says, prove evil doers
• 1:38:14
  Speaker 1: do not understand what is right, but those who seek
• 1:38:18
  Speaker 1: the Lord understand it fully. Then she sent me Proverbs nineteen.
• 1:38:23
  Speaker 1: As water reflects the face, so one's life reflects the heart.
• 1:38:31
  Speaker 1: And that's encouraging to me because she says, Steve, you
• 1:38:33
  Speaker 1: just misunderstood. People don't know your heart, some people, some
• 1:38:36
  Speaker 1: people don't know how. But look at your life though,
• 1:38:39
  Speaker 1: now if you was all jacked up, why your life?
• 1:38:41
  Speaker 1: Like that comes to it to me because least she
• 1:38:52
  Speaker 1: don't come. You know what? I am a chef, you
• 1:38:57
  Speaker 1: a chef? That one I got my go? Did you
• 1:39:04
  Speaker 1: get the one for me and Tommy? What was that was?
• 1:39:06
  Speaker 1: If Still? That's in the book of time. Did you
• 1:39:17
  Speaker 1: get the one from me and Tommy? What's wrong with that? Junior?
• 1:39:24
  Speaker 1: If still? But with an exclamation for kill, I'm throwing
• 1:39:34
  Speaker 1: it through my taile, Junior sent me and I missed
• 1:39:38
  Speaker 1: that that we don't give. I appreciate y'all. Man, y'all
• 1:39:49
  Speaker 1: have a great weekend. Come on, Falcons, try to surprise him.
• 1:39:54
  Speaker 1: I think that would be best surprised. That'd be a
• 1:39:56
  Speaker 1: great Super Bowl, Giff, if you'all Falcons could win this thing. Man,
• 1:40:00
  Speaker 1: m hmm, yeah, I'm sure. For one more time, I'll
• 1:40:04
  Speaker 1: tell you what. I'll tell you what. I ain't gonna
• 1:40:05
  Speaker 1: sit there and be sick if they lose. I promise
• 1:40:07
  Speaker 1: you ain't get in our phantoms and we drive to
• 1:40:12
  Speaker 1: our mansions telling you one more time, Junior f then stupid.
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