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2024 Met Gala, Mother's Day, 877-29-STEVE, North Dakota and more. · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 2: Steve harvey Man got a radio show. Real glad about
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  Speaker 4: You know.
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  Speaker 2: I hope that God always keeps me in the frame
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  Speaker 2: of mind to try to be sharing and try to
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  Speaker 2: be motivational and ubly even when it's not felt or
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  Speaker 2: wanted by some people. I have people around me who
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  Speaker 2: seem to not benefit at all or anything, and I
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  Speaker 2: can sit with them and talk to them or take
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  Speaker 2: meetings with them to try to encourage them, and for
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  Speaker 2: whatever reason, you know, they want to just keep going
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  Speaker 2: the way they're going. When you run into people like that,
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  Speaker 2: you have to pray for them. You have to just
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  Speaker 2: hope that one day that they release the chains on
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  Speaker 2: their mind and open up your mind to a new
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  Speaker 2: way of thinking. A couple of things I wanted to
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  Speaker 2: go over with that I want you to all today
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  Speaker 2: in terms of motivation, I want you to be aware
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  Speaker 2: of statements or old sayings that have been created that
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  Speaker 2: you hear over the course of time, and you may
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  Speaker 2: be applying them to your life. And I want you
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  Speaker 2: to be careful of some of them because some of
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  Speaker 2: these old sayings, man, are not designed for people who
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  Speaker 2: are dreamers, are not designed for people who have any
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  Speaker 2: aspirations of being extraordinary. These are not designs or sayings
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  Speaker 2: that people who want to be extremely successful at anything
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  Speaker 2: or have high aspirations to put these sayings into your life.
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  Speaker 2: Let me give you an example. Statistics say that's it.
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  Speaker 2: That's the one I want you to be careful about.
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  Speaker 2: Statistics say, be very careful of stats. When a person says,
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  Speaker 2: you know, statistics, say one out of every what see,
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  Speaker 2: listen to me.
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  Speaker 3: These are things that sound.
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  Speaker 2: Like they're good, sound solid advice, but they're setting you
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  Speaker 2: up for failure. And you can't adhere yourself to a
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  Speaker 2: lot of these sayings that's been passed down from generations,
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  Speaker 2: and it's not scripture. It ain't in a scripture. Nowhere
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  Speaker 2: that statistics say. It's just some people, and a lot
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  Speaker 2: of people who have lost have come up with these
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  Speaker 2: sayings to justify why they keep losing or why they lost.
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  Speaker 2: When I was earth got started in the business, there
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  Speaker 2: were more stand ups around now than it is today
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  Speaker 2: because the comedy boom in eighty four eighty five was
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  Speaker 2: it was gaining a lot of momentums, comedy club, comedy
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  Speaker 2: nights everywhere. The statistic that a guy told me I
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  Speaker 2: told him I wanted to be on the Johnny Carson Show,
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  Speaker 2: the Tonight Show. The guy said, one out of every
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  Speaker 2: two thousand comedians ever make it to the Tonight Show. Okay, Now,
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  Speaker 2: when he told us that, some of the comedians in
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  Speaker 2: the room went, well, wow, man, that's rough. Because a
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  Speaker 2: guy had also said that there was approximately six thousand
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  Speaker 2: comedians in the country at that time. I don't know
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  Speaker 2: if it was true. I'm just telling you a guy
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  Speaker 2: was out there spewing numbers. I have no idea how
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  Speaker 2: many it was, but he said one in every two
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  Speaker 2: thousand will make it to the Tonight Show. And he
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  Speaker 2: let the air out of everybody in the room but me.
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  Speaker 2: So every night before I went on stage, I used
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  Speaker 2: to do this right here, bae.
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  Speaker 10: Bad.
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  Speaker 2: That was the tonight theme song. I was young opening
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  Speaker 2: act nowhere near Hollywood, didn't I was in Cleveland telling
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  Speaker 2: jokes at one night. But that was my thing because
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  Speaker 2: I was bent and determined that if it's one in
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  Speaker 2: two thousand, okay, why don't I just be the one?
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  Speaker 3: Be careful when.
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  Speaker 2: People say statistics say because they are set up to fulfailure.
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  Speaker 2: If you're gonna adhere to him. See that won in
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  Speaker 2: so many it wanted. So many people win the lottery.
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  Speaker 2: But if you don't play the lottery, you ain't gonna
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  Speaker 2: be the one to hit. Not when the dude hit
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  Speaker 2: you go while he was lucky, but he played. Here's
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  Speaker 2: another one. Maybe it's not meant to be. Let's go
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  Speaker 2: one step further. I guess it wasn't the Lord's will.
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  Speaker 2: Don't you dare blame God for something you may have
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  Speaker 2: not done yourself because you didn't get the proper education,
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  Speaker 2: because you didn't do the things you were supposed to do,
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  Speaker 2: because you didn't stay to the task, because you quit
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  Speaker 2: turned around and with the other way. Now, maybe it's
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  Speaker 2: not it wasn't the Lord's will. These are all statements
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  Speaker 2: that sound like sound advice, but they ain't all the time,
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  Speaker 2: got nothing to do with you. Stop letting these old
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  Speaker 2: fogy sayings get in your way of what can happen
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  Speaker 2: in your life. Don't put all your eggs in one basket?
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  Speaker 1: Who came up with this?
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  Speaker 3: Who came up with it?
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  Speaker 2: If you don't pour all your efforts into one thing,
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  Speaker 2: how are you gonna be great at that one thing?
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  Speaker 2: If Kobe Bryant, Michael Jordan, Magic Johnson, Larry Bird had
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  Speaker 2: not played basketball sun up to sundown. Magic Johnson didn't
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  Speaker 2: go to Michigan to get an education. Larry Berry ain't
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  Speaker 2: go to Indiana to get an education. These cats was balling.
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  Speaker 2: Michael Jordan didn't go to North Carolina get an education.
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  Speaker 2: They went to play ball. They went to do one thing.
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  Speaker 2: Tiger Woods didn't go to Stanford to get an education.
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  Speaker 2: He went to play golf. Soon as he got good enough,
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  Speaker 2: he gone, These are guys that put all they eggs
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  Speaker 2: in one basket. See what's cool with putting all your
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  Speaker 2: eggs in one basket is you now can maximize your
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  Speaker 2: effort and laser beam what you're doing. Your problem is
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  Speaker 2: all you gotta do is make sure what is your
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  Speaker 2: basket made out of If your basket is made out
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  Speaker 2: of faith, hope, hard work, and belief, then guess what,
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  Speaker 2: that's a good basket. I'm dumping all mine in it.
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  Speaker 2: Because ever since I was a young dude, I've been
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  Speaker 2: telling jokes, one thing, one thing only.
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  Speaker 3: Even when it got.
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  Speaker 2: Ugly and I was living in I never quit telling
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  Speaker 2: them jokes.
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  Speaker 3: Man.
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  Speaker 2: I just kept believing that them jokes was gonna pay
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  Speaker 2: me one day, and I'll be dog gone if it didn't.
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  Speaker 2: I ain't take no time off. Go work at the Walmart,
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  Speaker 2: get me a job, go back to Ford and big
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  Speaker 2: for my job back. Hey, man, put all your eggs
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  Speaker 2: in a basket. Just make sure that your basket is
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  Speaker 2: made up of faith, hope, belief, hard work. Your basket
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  Speaker 2: woven by God.
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  Speaker 3: What you tripping for?
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  Speaker 2: You're defeating yourself. Where is your faith? Where is your belief?
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  Speaker 2: Where is your trust? At one point in time, you
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  Speaker 2: got to bleed that God could do what he said
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  Speaker 2: gonna do because he'dn't done it for others, He'll most
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  Speaker 2: certainly do it for you. Be careful of these sayings
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  Speaker 2: that's out here, that's aligned by losers and people to
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  Speaker 2: justify why they are not succeeding. Don't apply this stuff
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  Speaker 2: to your life, and it ain't got nothing to do
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  Speaker 2: with you. You're gonna mess yourself up. All right, Okay,
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  Speaker 2: you're listening hard morning, ladies and gentlemen. Let me have
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  Speaker 2: your undivided attention. You know what, I've tried to find
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  Speaker 2: different ways to say it every day, and you know
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  Speaker 2: I started sounding redundant, but I just don't know how
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  Speaker 2: else to say it to you, that how good and
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  Speaker 2: amazing God really is. I just keep I keep marveling
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  Speaker 2: at the fact that He manages to raise that sun
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  Speaker 2: up every day, said it every day, controls, it, operates,
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  Speaker 2: all of this in the universe, in the world, answers,
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  Speaker 2: prayers for most anybody that I ask him, has a
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  Speaker 2: relationship with everybody that wants want, is willing to forgive
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  Speaker 2: you no matter what you've done, and will give you
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  Speaker 2: a fresh start over and over and over and over again,
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  Speaker 2: and then wakes you up whether you say thank you
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  Speaker 2: or not, and keeps doing it in hopes that you
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  Speaker 2: will turn around and have a relationship with him. Now, Zach,
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  Speaker 2: who does that? Because I just didn't describe no person
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  Speaker 2: I know, so must be him again. Thank you Lord.
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  Speaker 2: Steve Harvey Morning Show, Shirley Strawberry calling for real Mississippi
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  Speaker 2: Monica Junior and the legend that's growing in Nephew Tommy
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  Speaker 2: Now Junior, Yes, huh. Today, as always, the curiosity has risen.
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  Speaker 2: Now what is it today?
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  Speaker 4: Oh?
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  Speaker 1: You ain't gonna believe it today? Oh yeah, this grandfather
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  Speaker 1: thing got to stop.
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  Speaker 3: I don't.
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  Speaker 1: I can't do this here. I'm not a good grandfather
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  Speaker 1: at all. I'll never be you.
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  Speaker 11: I'm nothing to do because I talked to the baby yesterday. Ya,
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  Speaker 11: I can't be a Pappaul shir I talked to the
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  Speaker 11: baby yesterday.
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  Speaker 4: You know.
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  Speaker 1: I told him. I said, Hey, what happened to Man's
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  Speaker 1: going out?
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  Speaker 4: He said?
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  Speaker 1: Josh his classmate. He thinks my voice is his free
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  Speaker 1: I can't.
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  Speaker 12: Do this here.
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  Speaker 1: Kids is telling me like I'm going to school, like
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  Speaker 1: I'm going to pre k with him. All I said, Hey,
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  Speaker 1: man was going on?
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  Speaker 4: Man?
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  Speaker 1: He said, Josh, Josh, you.
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  Speaker 3: Know what that means, Junior.
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  Speaker 1: I can't do this here.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not your way.
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  Speaker 3: Do you know what that means?
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  Speaker 1: I don't know what it means.
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  Speaker 2: Well, let me help you.
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  Speaker 1: You have the voice.
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  Speaker 3: You have the voice of a folio.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, ah had a corte, but you know what my
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  Speaker 1: feelings all cartoon.
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  Speaker 3: Wait, we gotta let that mayor now all cartoon.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, and you know, man, that could lead to some
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  Speaker 2: advantages to being a grandfather junior. You're gonna have to
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  Speaker 2: embrace this man, because it's not going anywhere. You became
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  Speaker 2: all this in one day, and one day you were
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  Speaker 2: a husband, kay, a father okay, and a grandfather. Don't like.
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  Speaker 3: All in one day. You didn't ramp it up. No,
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  Speaker 3: you didn't get to be married, then have children, then learn.
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  Speaker 2: How to raise kids. Didn't watch they kids have kids.
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  Speaker 2: You didn't do none of that.
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  Speaker 1: Anytime you talk to your grandchild, don't they know it's
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  Speaker 1: your voice on? Don't they deal?
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  Speaker 2: Well?
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  Speaker 3: I sound like I sound like a grandfather, don't you?
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  Speaker 1: Okay, Well imagine this, hey man, what's going on?
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  Speaker 4: Man?
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  Speaker 3: How you doing?
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  Speaker 1: Josh?
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  Speaker 2: Well, you're lucky he didn't call you SquarePants sponge.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, that's your grandfather voice.
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  Speaker 3: Was a compliment.
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  Speaker 7: Coming up in thirty two minutes after the hour, we
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  Speaker 7: will hear from the nephew as he runs that prank back.
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  Speaker 2: Right after this.
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  Speaker 7: You're listening Hardy Morning Show. It is time now for
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  Speaker 7: the nephew to run that prank back. Nephew, what you got?
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  Speaker 8: Uh? You know, let's go ahead and be as stupid
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  Speaker 8: as I was yesterday. I mean it's the same thing.
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  Speaker 8: We gonna run it back. So we're just gonna be
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  Speaker 8: just double ignorant, that's all all right? Yeah, yeah, we
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  Speaker 8: know this right here is check settlement, got dog if
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  Speaker 8: you would, Let's see if we can be extra stupid
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  Speaker 8: this morning.
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  Speaker 2: All right, all right, let's go.
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  Speaker 3: Thank you.
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  Speaker 2: Hello. Right, I'm trying to reach out this place. How
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  Speaker 2: you doing?
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  Speaker 8: It's attorney over to associates. All right, I want to
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  Speaker 8: give you a call. I just got your file that
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  Speaker 8: hit my desk, and we got a check going out
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  Speaker 8: to you on monday. You came in yesterday, correct, Yes, okay, listen,
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  Speaker 8: we got a few low glitches here. We want to
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  Speaker 8: go over with I want to go over with you
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  Speaker 8: and make sure we get this all ironed out before
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  Speaker 8: you come in on Monday. And I'll have a check
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  Speaker 8: definitely waiting on you when you get here. All right,
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  Speaker 8: You're supposed to be getting six four hundred and ten dollars, unfortunately,
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  Speaker 8: is being reduced to twelve hundred due to injuries. Not
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  Speaker 8: being as as bad as they say it was a
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  Speaker 8: lot of calculations got really mixed up on our paperwork here.
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  Speaker 8: And please keep in mind that on the twelve hundred,
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  Speaker 8: we still haven't taken out our fee, which is like
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  Speaker 8: about thirty three and the third we'll have a check
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  Speaker 8: for you on Monday in the ballpark of four to
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  Speaker 8: five hundred dollars.
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  Speaker 13: Oh, hold on, hold on, hold up, Okay, I'm still
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  Speaker 13: getting it. So what was the total mount that y'all
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  Speaker 13: got from the laws from the.
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  Speaker 8: Should Evidently the person that did these calculations completely did
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  Speaker 8: them wrong. I do apologize for this being a mishap
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  Speaker 8: on our part and it's totally screwed up, and I
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  Speaker 8: do apologize on the behalf of the of the association
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  Speaker 8: here that we've dropped the ball on that. But your
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  Speaker 8: actual check has been reduced to twelve hundred dollars, okay,
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  Speaker 8: and that's without us taking the law fees out of it.
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  Speaker 13: So I just just right, because how was six thousand
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  Speaker 13: dollars cover the doctor bill.
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  Speaker 12: And the con practice?
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  Speaker 8: Well, from my understanding, man, what they're also stating is
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  Speaker 8: that your injuries are not that bad, and I don't
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  Speaker 8: don't want to be the bear of bad news.
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  Speaker 2: They're actually wondering if you were actually hurt at all.
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  Speaker 12: So I even had to get injections, okay from the
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  Speaker 12: con practice Okay, and do you have any you I
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  Speaker 12: have some medical documents here, and I understand that you've
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  Speaker 12: been going and you probably looks like you went over
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  Speaker 12: at least at least two months going to the doctor
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  Speaker 12: and getting and getting therapy.
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  Speaker 4: And and I was his call.
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  Speaker 12: That was a conpractice call.
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  Speaker 13: That wasn't my decision. Okay, Well at this called from
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  Speaker 13: from my injury.
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  Speaker 8: Exactly, and a lot of a lot of these doctor fees,
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  Speaker 8: and that you've gone to eating up eating up a
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  Speaker 8: lot of these funds. And I tell you, these doctor
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  Speaker 8: bills they get pretty high out there. I do want
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  Speaker 8: to apologize. What we're gonna do here since we've dropped
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  Speaker 8: the ball on this. We're gonna give you the check
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  Speaker 8: for twelve hundred and not even take the law fees
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  Speaker 8: out of it. And I'll have that check waiting on
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  Speaker 8: you on Monday morning.
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  Speaker 12: That's just okay.
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  Speaker 13: I understand what you're saying. But I'm trying to figure
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  Speaker 13: out is from the I need to see some work
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  Speaker 13: of stating what was the total Mount check that was
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  Speaker 13: written from the insurance company, plus what was the portion
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  Speaker 13: that was supposed to be taken out for the chiropractic
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  Speaker 13: plus the portion that was supposed to be taken out
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  Speaker 13: from a doctor himself. That you're telling me six thousand
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  Speaker 13: that's not gonna wouldn't have covered that and leave me
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  Speaker 13: with only twelve hundred.
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  Speaker 8: Okay, I'm not at liberty to let you look at
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  Speaker 8: this paperwork anymore. I'm calling you basically to let you
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  Speaker 8: know I have a twelve hundred dollars check for you.
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  Speaker 8: If you don't want that, then you can go ahead
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  Speaker 8: and take some.
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  Speaker 13: Other legal I mean that is a sign of right, Robert.
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  Speaker 13: I mean from the entire month, because I got the
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  Speaker 13: paperwork from the chiropractor stating what Mount was paid.
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  Speaker 2: I understand that, ma'am. What I'm trying to let you
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  Speaker 2: know the issues there there.
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  Speaker 8: What's going on right now is the response coming back
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  Speaker 8: is that you're not actually hurt at all.
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  Speaker 2: That's what they're saying. They're saying you're not hate at all.
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  Speaker 8: Actually, I don't want to use the words, but they're
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  Speaker 8: saying that you've been faking this the whole time.
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  Speaker 13: I need to see some paperwork with far to check.
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  Speaker 13: This doesn't sound right and that doesn't make any sense.
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  Speaker 8: Well, all right, now, you know I'm the last person
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  Speaker 8: that that this file is gonna come across. It's coming
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  Speaker 8: across my desk. This is pretty much a take it
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  Speaker 8: or leave it option, you know.
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  Speaker 13: And if you don't leave no, no, no, no, I
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  Speaker 13: mean you don't have to get an a to me
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  Speaker 13: because you are my lawyer and i'm your client.
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  Speaker 2: Well, you're not gonna raise your voice. You're not gonna
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  Speaker 2: raise your voice. Set me.
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  Speaker 8: That's not gonna happen either. So let's let's pipe it
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  Speaker 8: down a bit. Okay, Now here's what we're gonna do.
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  Speaker 8: Do you want the twelve hundred dollars check or do
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  Speaker 8: you not want it?
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  Speaker 3: Now?
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  Speaker 8: I've already wavered the fees of the of the attorneys here.
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  Speaker 8: Do you want the twelve hundred or do you want
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  Speaker 8: me to reduce it to four hundred?
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  Speaker 13: No, I don't want twelve undred because i'mnna take you
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  Speaker 13: to court, So that doesn't time.
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  Speaker 6: If he's supposed to be my.
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  Speaker 8: Lawyer, I'm being the best attorney that you probably could afford,
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  Speaker 8: young lady.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, and I'm trying to do the best I can
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  Speaker 2: to help you.
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  Speaker 13: Now, you, from what I understand is I'm trying to say,
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  Speaker 13: that's not gonna be acceptable. I just have to get
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  Speaker 13: a lawyer to you.
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  Speaker 6: That's not you know, you know, you people continue to
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  Speaker 6: want to offer.
• 19:03
  Speaker 13: Yesterday when we came.
• 19:05
  Speaker 2: In, I didn't.
• 19:08
  Speaker 8: I wasn't there doing the meeting yesterday. Like I said,
• 19:10
  Speaker 8: these papers just landed on my desk today. What I'm
• 19:13
  Speaker 8: not going to tolerate is you people consistently wanting to
• 19:17
  Speaker 8: file a lawsuit on somebody.
• 19:19
  Speaker 2: Now you want to file a lawsuit on me. You know,
• 19:21
  Speaker 2: if you're going way too.
• 19:23
  Speaker 3: Far with this.
• 19:24
  Speaker 6: This isn't I want to talk to.
• 19:30
  Speaker 1: Well, now you've heard of me.
• 19:32
  Speaker 8: I'm and I work here as well, and I'm not
• 19:35
  Speaker 8: going to stand you uh uh dismantling me the.
• 19:38
  Speaker 2: Way that you're doing.
• 19:40
  Speaker 13: I just have to get a lawyer.
• 19:41
  Speaker 12: That's not accessible.
• 19:42
  Speaker 2: I got one more thing. This is nephew Tommy from
• 19:45
  Speaker 2: the Steve Harvey Marty Show.
• 19:46
  Speaker 8: You just got pranked. You got precked by your husband. Oh,
• 19:56
  Speaker 8: your husband told me she's been waiting on that check.
• 20:00
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 20:00
  Speaker 12: I was about to go a little office, all.
• 20:07
  Speaker 2: Right, baby, let me ask you something.
• 20:09
  Speaker 8: Tell Tommy, what is the baddest radio show in the landing?
• 20:14
  Speaker 2: All right, baby, look here, get your check.
• 20:20
  Speaker 8: In that great getting up stupid fairly well, the money, yes,
• 20:29
  Speaker 8: and then Greg.
• 20:30
  Speaker 2: Getting up stupid fair be well.
• 20:33
  Speaker 8: I don't know anybody they can do it quite like
• 20:36
  Speaker 8: this right here, right here, yeah, fair be well. All right,
• 20:41
  Speaker 8: I'm gonna yeah, I'm gonna be this stupid this weekend
• 20:45
  Speaker 8: in West Palm Beach, Florida.
• 20:47
  Speaker 2: All right, all right, all.
• 20:51
  Speaker 7: Right now, thank you. Coming up next, it is asked
• 20:54
  Speaker 7: the Celo with our chief Love officers. You're listening Harvey
• 20:58
  Speaker 7: Morning Show telling up at the top of the hour
• 21:01
  Speaker 7: and entertainment news. We'll talk about the hits and this
• 21:04
  Speaker 7: is on the red carpet from last night's met Gala.
• 21:07
  Speaker 7: More distracts from this crazy Kendrick Lamar and Drake Beef
• 21:14
  Speaker 7: stop it already. We'll tell you why Brian McKnight's upcoming
• 21:17
  Speaker 7: Detroit concert is canceled, and what happened with the Lovers
• 21:21
  Speaker 7: and Friends festival cancelation. We'll talk about all of these
• 21:24
  Speaker 7: stories at the top of the hour, but right now
• 21:26
  Speaker 7: it is time to ask the Clo. This is from
• 21:30
  Speaker 7: Nicky and Greensboro. Colo Nicki writes, my boyfriend is emotionally
• 21:35
  Speaker 7: unavailable for me, and I have a stressful job. So
• 21:38
  Speaker 7: I went home. So I went to vent to him,
• 21:40
  Speaker 7: and I wanted a big hug and I wanted to
• 21:42
  Speaker 7: hear him say that everything will be fine. He said,
• 21:45
  Speaker 7: I need to look for a new job. Does this
• 21:47
  Speaker 7: mean he doesn't love me?
• 21:49
  Speaker 2: No, that means he was trying to provide a fix. Ladies,
• 21:54
  Speaker 2: when you go to your man, the first thing he
• 21:56
  Speaker 2: gonna do is try to provide a fix. Yeah, that's
• 22:00
  Speaker 2: what we automatically go to the fix. We all know
• 22:04
  Speaker 2: you need a hug and console and all that. We
• 22:08
  Speaker 2: try to how can we fix this? So we don't
• 22:11
  Speaker 2: got to deal with this tomorrow. So he said you
• 22:15
  Speaker 2: need to find a new job. Now, that's all that means.
• 22:19
  Speaker 2: That means your husband is doing the two things that
• 22:22
  Speaker 2: he has to do innately. We are protectors and providers.
• 22:27
  Speaker 2: That is the must for us. So to protect you,
• 22:31
  Speaker 2: he tells you you need to do a new job
• 22:33
  Speaker 2: to provide for you. He tells you you need a
• 22:36
  Speaker 2: new job. That's all it is.
• 22:38
  Speaker 3: He was just doing his job.
• 22:39
  Speaker 2: He see you wanted a hug and all his heir,
• 22:44
  Speaker 2: you know it's gonna be all right, you know if you.
• 22:47
  Speaker 3: Get a new job or to be fine.
• 22:51
  Speaker 1: Problem done?
• 22:54
  Speaker 7: Next, All right, here we go, Sierra and Norcross says
• 23:00
  Speaker 7: husband bought our ten year old son a lot of
• 23:02
  Speaker 7: fireworks for the Fourth of July weekend. My son broke
• 23:05
  Speaker 7: the rules and took the fireworks to school and popped some.
• 23:09
  Speaker 7: He has been suspended for two days. Why does my
• 23:12
  Speaker 7: husband think this is funny? No, come on, whoop, I
• 23:20
  Speaker 7: don't whoop nobody no more.
• 23:22
  Speaker 8: Humph, capital punishment, corporate, call it corporal.
• 23:28
  Speaker 3: Are you're saying the parents need to whoops behind or
• 23:30
  Speaker 3: the school? His daddy? Oh, at the house? Okay, at school?
• 23:37
  Speaker 2: I think it's a little early to buy Fourth of
• 23:40
  Speaker 2: July five works.
• 23:43
  Speaker 3: That's a kept him at that's what they're saying.
• 23:46
  Speaker 2: He kept him, Yeah, and now he done took him
• 23:49
  Speaker 2: to school. That wasn't a smart decision. That should be
• 23:53
  Speaker 2: some consequences for it. He suspended you should too. Now
• 23:57
  Speaker 2: why he thought it was funny, I don't know. I
• 23:59
  Speaker 2: can't even tell you why he think.
• 24:01
  Speaker 14: It's fun Yeah, because school safety is not a lad
• 24:05
  Speaker 14: and with stuff just happened to the.
• 24:07
  Speaker 2: School that could have been misunderschool to fire, that fireworks
• 24:11
  Speaker 2: could have been misunderstood for gunfire, and then we had
• 24:14
  Speaker 2: a whole nother situation. Right, So, no, I don't see
• 24:17
  Speaker 2: the funny in it. I don't know why he thought
• 24:19
  Speaker 2: it was funny. I don't know.
• 24:20
  Speaker 3: So you know you married the man. You tell us.
• 24:24
  Speaker 7: He's immature, all right? Moving on to Donia in Saint Louis,
• 24:30
  Speaker 7: and Donia says, I'm dating a guy that basically bragged
• 24:32
  Speaker 7: on having sex with a lot of women before he
• 24:35
  Speaker 7: met me. So I admitted to sleeping with eleven guys total?
• 24:40
  Speaker 3: What uh oh?
• 24:41
  Speaker 7: He yelled, He yelled. Now, her boyfriend yelled, but you're
• 24:45
  Speaker 7: only forty one. Why do men judge women more harshly
• 24:50
  Speaker 7: than we judge them?
• 24:51
  Speaker 2: Because that's society. Society has set that up. It ain't
• 24:55
  Speaker 2: nothing new. It's been around a long time. In the
• 24:59
  Speaker 2: words of at Carvey, you, as he told my sisters
• 25:03
  Speaker 2: and I watched him when I was a little boy,
• 25:05
  Speaker 2: you can't do what I do and still be a lady.
• 25:08
  Speaker 8: We got to go through all the eleven though. We
• 25:10
  Speaker 8: gotta talk about the eleven. You can't do what I
• 25:13
  Speaker 8: do and still be a lady. That's the society we
• 25:18
  Speaker 8: live in, you are judged differently.
• 25:21
  Speaker 3: And I have told y'all.
• 25:23
  Speaker 2: Over and over and over.
• 25:26
  Speaker 3: Your number is three.
• 25:28
  Speaker 2: No matter what, that's your number.
• 25:31
  Speaker 3: That your is the magic number. Remember that schoolhouse right.
• 25:34
  Speaker 3: I don't know where you got eleven from.
• 25:37
  Speaker 2: I don't know why you thought eleven was gonna be
• 25:40
  Speaker 2: easy to swallow, he said, But you only forty one.
• 25:46
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 25:47
  Speaker 2: See what eleven means is listen to this. This is
• 25:50
  Speaker 2: what the number eleven says to a man. From the
• 25:53
  Speaker 2: time you was thirty, you had one every year till
• 25:56
  Speaker 2: forty one. From the time you was twenty, you had
• 26:00
  Speaker 2: one every year. To you as thirty one, that's what
• 26:04
  Speaker 2: it said. You just ripping through.
• 26:05
  Speaker 1: Them over and over and over and over and over
• 26:09
  Speaker 1: and over.
• 26:10
  Speaker 2: And now you nasty. See that's what a man says.
• 26:15
  Speaker 3: Now, Is that right?
• 26:17
  Speaker 4: Yes?
• 26:19
  Speaker 1: No, it is correct. It correct.
• 26:27
  Speaker 2: See, ladies, ain't nothing. Y'all can look at me, sideway.
• 26:30
  Speaker 2: I ain't make these rules. It is correct. That's why
• 26:34
  Speaker 2: I told you color what is their number?
• 26:39
  Speaker 3: Three is the magic?
• 26:41
  Speaker 4: Now?
• 26:41
  Speaker 3: Just what's what's now?
• 26:44
  Speaker 2: Those of you that's on this zoom shaking your head, listen,
• 26:49
  Speaker 2: don't run out here with your real number. Let me up.
• 26:58
  Speaker 2: You know, when somebody asked you what your body count is,
• 27:01
  Speaker 2: don't hold your hands up and.
• 27:03
  Speaker 1: Leave one hand.
• 27:04
  Speaker 7: Here's a question about body count, Steve. Okay, do you
• 27:07
  Speaker 7: guys know that women are lying? If they say three,
• 27:12
  Speaker 7: you know there's been more. But but you're okay with that?
• 27:17
  Speaker 1: Why am I here?
• 27:18
  Speaker 3: She tells you?
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: Why am I here?
• 27:21
  Speaker 7: So you're fine with that line?
• 27:23
  Speaker 4: We were right?
• 27:24
  Speaker 2: Your body count?
• 27:25
  Speaker 3: Sure, but but the decency hold it to three.
• 27:31
  Speaker 2: So you know, my my count, my count.
• 27:35
  Speaker 3: Look what's your count?
• 27:36
  Speaker 5: It is.
• 27:39
  Speaker 15: The fingers and toes, way past them another limb. I
• 27:46
  Speaker 15: gotta use my teeth. I'm gonna have to use eyelashes.
• 27:53
  Speaker 3: You need to calculate it. You're gonna say square, I'm.
• 27:58
  Speaker 2: Gonna do fingers, told toe nails, franger nails.
• 28:02
  Speaker 7: Yes, all right, last one, last one? So no matter
• 28:07
  Speaker 7: what the guys say, three and that is it?
• 28:10
  Speaker 3: Three?
• 28:11
  Speaker 16: All right?
• 28:12
  Speaker 2: All right?
• 28:13
  Speaker 3: It's the magic.
• 28:14
  Speaker 7: Daniella and Pine Bluff says, I had a wild night
• 28:17
  Speaker 7: with a guy that I've been friends with for years.
• 28:19
  Speaker 7: The next morning I read his text while he was sleep.
• 28:23
  Speaker 7: His brother texted, I hope you weren't so drunk that
• 28:25
  Speaker 7: you slept with Daniella. Should I confront his brother or not?
• 28:29
  Speaker 1: God?
• 28:31
  Speaker 3: What what is you gonna confront his brother?
• 28:34
  Speaker 7: Fulk what's wrong with sleeping with Daniella?
• 28:37
  Speaker 3: You had a wild night? Mhmm, you know with her.
• 28:43
  Speaker 3: It's so wrong with it's so wrong with Danielle over Dnner.
• 28:46
  Speaker 2: Now, Danielle, I'm gonna tell you something. If you call
• 28:48
  Speaker 2: a brother, you might learn something you don't need to know. Hey,
• 28:55
  Speaker 2: you stopped lying on my brother. No good hair?
• 28:59
  Speaker 3: Where he's we cheat?
• 29:05
  Speaker 4: Thank you?
• 29:05
  Speaker 7: Celo coming up at the top of the hour. We'll
• 29:08
  Speaker 7: have some entertainment news for you right after this. You're
• 29:11
  Speaker 7: listening Morning show. The stars were on the red carpet
• 29:17
  Speaker 7: last night at the twenty twenty four met Gala. This year,
• 29:21
  Speaker 7: the annual event was hosted by Anna win Tour and
• 29:23
  Speaker 7: co chairs Bad Bunnies and Dana, Jennifer Lopez and Chris Hemsworth.
• 29:28
  Speaker 7: This year's theme Sleeping Beauty's Reawakening Fashion, in which the
• 29:32
  Speaker 7: theme is the Garden of Time. So let's talk about
• 29:35
  Speaker 7: some of the iconic costumes we saw last night. For instance,
• 29:40
  Speaker 7: we can start with Steve Stylis, your stylist, Ellie Caramo,
• 29:44
  Speaker 7: did La La Anthony's dress, Steve, it was beautiful. It
• 29:47
  Speaker 7: was black and red.
• 29:48
  Speaker 1: I love you.
• 29:50
  Speaker 2: Yes, yeah it was. I'll tell you a story about
• 29:53
  Speaker 2: it off air, Kid, do it on the air.
• 29:56
  Speaker 3: Oh holy we got a waitres.
• 30:01
  Speaker 7: The teas, But anyway, we're beutiful, yes, yes, okay, let's
• 30:10
  Speaker 7: hear your comments on these celebrities costumes. Usher. Did anybody
• 30:14
  Speaker 7: see Usher? Who always bring rip to Roger B. P Henson?
• 30:22
  Speaker 2: Was there?
• 30:23
  Speaker 7: Naomi Campbell, Jojah Cat with the wet white dress that
• 30:28
  Speaker 7: was sexy. Different. You know, she's always going to be
• 30:31
  Speaker 7: kind of out there and different.
• 30:33
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I was like, okay, okay, yeah, okay, okay, all right.
• 30:42
  Speaker 7: Kylie Jenner, Gabrielle Union Wade and her husband Dwayne Wade
• 30:47
  Speaker 7: looking good as always, Queen Latifa, Kim Kardashian and her
• 30:53
  Speaker 7: like ice blue dress.
• 30:55
  Speaker 3: Okay, So did y'all see Kim Kardashian?
• 30:58
  Speaker 1: Did you all see her?
• 31:02
  Speaker 3: Everybody's talking about how thin her waist.
• 31:04
  Speaker 7: How slim she Yeah, her waist was like a size
• 31:08
  Speaker 7: to just her waist.
• 31:10
  Speaker 1: It was almost not real, like.
• 31:13
  Speaker 7: Crazy, it was really crazy.
• 31:17
  Speaker 1: All y'all.
• 31:24
  Speaker 7: Page get that she looked good though.
• 31:30
  Speaker 10: Uh.
• 31:30
  Speaker 7: Janelle Monet Kendall Jenner, uh w n b A star
• 31:34
  Speaker 7: Angel Reese was there.
• 31:36
  Speaker 3: Yes, beautiful, I saw.
• 31:40
  Speaker 7: Beautiful, Kiky Palmer, Serena Williams, Chris Jenner and her white
• 31:44
  Speaker 7: people were saying Chris looked like a bride. Yes, uh
• 31:49
  Speaker 7: huh with all her white and her white coat, with
• 31:51
  Speaker 7: the long, long, long, long trail train. Corey Gamble, of course,
• 31:56
  Speaker 7: was with her Carrie Washington, who always brings it again.
• 32:01
  Speaker 1: She was rocking the purple.
• 32:04
  Speaker 3: You know what I'm gonna do.
• 32:05
  Speaker 2: I'm a boycott and met because I've never been invited.
• 32:08
  Speaker 2: That's what I'm gonna do always.
• 32:10
  Speaker 3: I want you so quiet about all. No, I didn't
• 32:13
  Speaker 3: see nothing. I don't.
• 32:14
  Speaker 1: Oh, you just say that everywhere.
• 32:15
  Speaker 3: It's all our social media. I ain't see nothing.
• 32:17
  Speaker 2: I can't where I am. I can't open Safari or
• 32:21
  Speaker 2: Google on my phone. Completely lost.
• 32:24
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 32:25
  Speaker 1: Okay, okay, I know something to my damn phone.
• 32:30
  Speaker 2: They don't open nothing right now. I can't figure it out,
• 32:34
  Speaker 2: and I ain't gonna be able to figure out till
• 32:35
  Speaker 2: one of my kids get hold in my phone. But
• 32:38
  Speaker 2: I need somebody tell me something.
• 32:41
  Speaker 7: Coleman Domingo with his black and with his white cape dramatics.
• 32:47
  Speaker 7: He always looks good too. I like the way he dresses.
• 32:49
  Speaker 7: Scale King was there. I mean, it was just a
• 32:51
  Speaker 7: great event all around. Great night, beautiful night is always
• 32:55
  Speaker 7: people wait years and playing years for the met.
• 32:58
  Speaker 3: Kala, you know, Oh did you see Lizon's stress? And
• 33:02
  Speaker 3: did you see Erica bad? Did you see.
• 33:07
  Speaker 7: Was doing last night by doism?
• 33:11
  Speaker 3: She had a flower and all that.
• 33:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it was beautiful, it was it was cool.
• 33:16
  Speaker 3: I like the MET. I like seeing different things like that.
• 33:19
  Speaker 3: It's I love it, I love it, love it.
• 33:21
  Speaker 16: Yeah.
• 33:22
  Speaker 7: So there's also other entertainment news. Carla, what is up
• 33:26
  Speaker 7: with the Kendrick Lamar and Drake beef? It's still going strong.
• 33:29
  Speaker 7: What's happening?
• 33:31
  Speaker 4: You know what.
• 33:33
  Speaker 2: The beef is?
• 33:34
  Speaker 1: I guess for rap, rap is a sport.
• 33:37
  Speaker 3: Let me say this.
• 33:37
  Speaker 2: Rap is a sport.
• 33:38
  Speaker 1: It's competitive.
• 33:39
  Speaker 14: It's kind of like my I'm a better rapper than
• 33:43
  Speaker 14: you are, like boxing now, like like a quarterback football team,
• 33:48
  Speaker 14: My quarterback is better than your quarterback.
• 33:50
  Speaker 3: So if you're a rapper, you think I'm better than
• 33:52
  Speaker 3: you as a rapper.
• 33:54
  Speaker 14: So I guess this beef is good because it's lyrical content,
• 33:59
  Speaker 14: because it puts these guys back in the studio and
• 34:02
  Speaker 14: they're right, and they're dropping records every five minutes. So
• 34:05
  Speaker 14: I guess for the rap game itself, for hip hop,
• 34:09
  Speaker 14: it's lyrical content. However, however, they may be going too
• 34:14
  Speaker 14: far with some of them and some of the things
• 34:17
  Speaker 14: and some of the accusations that they're saying.
• 34:19
  Speaker 3: But they dropping like four or five records in a week.
• 34:23
  Speaker 3: I'm like, right, right Jr.
• 34:25
  Speaker 1: At a time.
• 34:26
  Speaker 3: So, you know, rapping it's about the bar, it's about
• 34:29
  Speaker 3: what you're saying, what you're doing. That's why I said
• 34:31
  Speaker 3: it's a sport.
• 34:32
  Speaker 14: So, I mean, I don't know who knows the real
• 34:34
  Speaker 14: reason behind the beef all these accusations as to why
• 34:37
  Speaker 14: they're doing it, But I don't know.
• 34:39
  Speaker 1: Keep an ear out and watch.
• 34:41
  Speaker 2: It, and like I said, it just I don't get it.
• 34:44
  Speaker 2: I don't know what it's for. I don't know the purpose.
• 34:47
  Speaker 2: I've never heard that rap was a sport.
• 34:50
  Speaker 14: I think that's my opinion. That's nobody else has said that.
• 34:53
  Speaker 14: That's just me, Okay, I mean.
• 34:54
  Speaker 3: I don't.
• 34:58
  Speaker 2: I don't know why that's make your money, go cut
• 35:02
  Speaker 2: your albums, you know. I mean I heard the rap
• 35:07
  Speaker 2: battles before, Yeah, I.
• 35:10
  Speaker 7: Think, Yeah, keep us interested, you know, the culture forward talking.
• 35:17
  Speaker 3: I don't know, man, I don't know.
• 35:20
  Speaker 2: I don't. I ain't got no comment on it because
• 35:21
  Speaker 2: I have comment, you know what I mean? Like, I
• 35:24
  Speaker 2: haven't heard the first one, then the response, then that response,
• 35:28
  Speaker 2: and then the next response. I just hear clips every
• 35:31
  Speaker 2: now and then come on and h Drake. The last
• 35:34
  Speaker 2: one I heard on Drake was pretty good because I
• 35:37
  Speaker 2: ain't know none of what the hell he was talking about.
• 35:43
  Speaker 2: That's all right.
• 35:44
  Speaker 7: I was just doing like this your head, Yeah, not bad,
• 35:48
  Speaker 7: you got It's quite alright. Coming up in twenty minutes
• 35:52
  Speaker 7: after the hour, Mother's Day is this Sunday, we'll talk
• 35:55
  Speaker 7: about Mother's Day gifts. Right after this you're listening.
• 36:00
  Speaker 4: Morning show.
• 36:01
  Speaker 7: Well, Mother's Day is this Sunday, guys. And new research
• 36:04
  Speaker 7: from Yelp says it's looking into what moms really want
• 36:08
  Speaker 7: this year. According to the survey of twenty five hundred adults,
• 36:11
  Speaker 7: mom really cherish family time. That's her big thing, family
• 36:15
  Speaker 7: time for Mother's Day, as sixty percent of mothers want
• 36:18
  Speaker 7: to be surrounded by their family more than anything else.
• 36:22
  Speaker 7: The poll also finds dining out on Mother's Day as
• 36:25
  Speaker 7: a top choice for Mom's especially for brunch. A Mother's
• 36:30
  Speaker 7: day without having to do chores or responsibilities would make
• 36:34
  Speaker 7: mothers really, really happy. Nearly half of them say a
• 36:38
  Speaker 7: personal chef would be a top choice for that chore
• 36:40
  Speaker 7: free day. Some moms would like to be pampered with
• 36:44
  Speaker 7: a spa day or beauty treatment for Mother's Day. And
• 36:47
  Speaker 7: here's the question the moms in you guys is like,
• 36:49
  Speaker 7: what are you doing for them? What are you giving them?
• 36:52
  Speaker 2: Mom My mom?
• 36:53
  Speaker 1: Easy, I love my mom.
• 36:55
  Speaker 8: I'm gonna give my mo mo. I'm got some fish
• 36:57
  Speaker 8: and stuff coming. She goes, she's official woman.
• 37:00
  Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying.
• 37:00
  Speaker 3: She likes.
• 37:02
  Speaker 2: But my wife is yes, what whatever her.
• 37:05
  Speaker 3: Kids get her?
• 37:07
  Speaker 4: Thank you?
• 37:08
  Speaker 7: Time to do this every Mother's Day.
• 37:10
  Speaker 3: We're gonna do it every Mother's Day while I'm living.
• 37:12
  Speaker 1: No what, thank you Tommy.
• 37:15
  Speaker 8: Every Mother's Day I'm living. We're doing because Jackie is
• 37:18
  Speaker 8: not my mom and I don't her.
• 37:19
  Speaker 7: That is.
• 37:23
  Speaker 8: All all these kids you stop and get Chick fil
• 37:26
  Speaker 8: A for every evening on the way home from school.
• 37:28
  Speaker 3: If they don't get you nothing, then I'm sorry. Then
• 37:30
  Speaker 3: they not they don't care?
• 37:31
  Speaker 7: S Yeah, I mean I'm moving on, Junior, What are
• 37:37
  Speaker 7: you doing.
• 37:38
  Speaker 3: My mam would like money.
• 37:39
  Speaker 1: That's easy, okay to me on Mother's Day with a
• 37:43
  Speaker 1: bill this this is like bill, yes it is mortgage. Whatever,
• 37:51
  Speaker 1: take care of this to me? So I said, Mama,
• 37:53
  Speaker 1: let's go to dinner.
• 37:54
  Speaker 3: Nah, I ain't hungry.
• 37:57
  Speaker 7: I love you, but these bills with this bill though?
• 38:02
  Speaker 7: All right, Steve, so makes this all make sense. Your
• 38:05
  Speaker 7: nephew is not gonna take care of his wife because
• 38:08
  Speaker 7: she's not his mom.
• 38:10
  Speaker 3: Let me explain something to what about married? Hold, let
• 38:14
  Speaker 3: me explain something to you.
• 38:16
  Speaker 2: He gonna do exactly what we tell him to do
• 38:22
  Speaker 2: because he's stupid. But that's his one time. You can't
• 38:27
  Speaker 2: carry it's stupid that you do on your job into
• 38:31
  Speaker 2: your house. Now, this woman and gave him children, and
• 38:36
  Speaker 2: that's what he gonna honor her fault. So get busy,
• 38:41
  Speaker 2: get the brunch worked out, the private chef, whatever you
• 38:44
  Speaker 2: want to do to the house.
• 38:46
  Speaker 3: I'm just I'm just saying somebody wasn't playing.
• 38:52
  Speaker 2: So I'm gonna tell you right now, I ain't asked
• 38:55
  Speaker 2: for none of my kids, one of them, one of
• 38:59
  Speaker 2: my We'll surprised every last.
• 39:04
  Speaker 1: So you don't you don't feel Tommy right?
• 39:07
  Speaker 7: Heppy mothers today. Happy Mother's day.
• 39:10
  Speaker 3: All right, this week I got three kids.
• 39:13
  Speaker 7: Don't talk.
• 39:13
  Speaker 1: I love you baby.
• 39:15
  Speaker 7: Coming up in thirty four minutes after the hour, we'll
• 39:18
  Speaker 7: take some calls at eight seven seven twenty nine, Steve.
• 39:20
  Speaker 7: Right after this, you're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. And
• 39:26
  Speaker 7: it's time now for calls from Steve's voicemail at eight
• 39:29
  Speaker 7: seven seven twenty nine, Steve, you can leave a message
• 39:31
  Speaker 7: for Steve. You might just hear your call on the air. Ready, Steve, Yes, ma'am,
• 39:37
  Speaker 7: here we go. This is from a navy.
• 39:40
  Speaker 16: Hey, good morning, Steve Harvey and Steve Harvey Morney Show Cruel.
• 39:44
  Speaker 16: That's your boy, NAVI from Charlotte, North Carolina. I appreciate
• 39:47
  Speaker 16: all of y'all. Man, y'all going sometimes he's brought start
• 39:50
  Speaker 16: at two o'clock in the morning. Birthday. I'll play at
• 39:54
  Speaker 16: Steve Harvey in the morning. And the best part is
• 39:57
  Speaker 16: listening to that motivation. It seems like whatever you speaking
• 40:02
  Speaker 16: about I need to hear in that moment. So again,
• 40:05
  Speaker 16: I appreciate you all, and real quick. But if people
• 40:07
  Speaker 16: calling and coddlerling Junior, Junior got tough kid, look where
• 40:11
  Speaker 16: he at. If he didn't like it. He wouldn't be there,
• 40:14
  Speaker 16: you know what I mean, You know he's there for
• 40:16
  Speaker 16: a reason. Shout out to you, Julian, shout out to everybody.
• 40:19
  Speaker 16: And it was something else I wanted to say. I
• 40:21
  Speaker 16: forgot what it was. I'll call back later if I remember.
• 40:24
  Speaker 16: But yeah, thank y'all so much. Stay blessed, because y'all
• 40:27
  Speaker 16: are blessed me and blessed. And listener, I'm glad that
• 40:30
  Speaker 16: y'all have been on the radio for his mom, because
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  Speaker 16: you have. I've been listening to they off in middle
• 40:34
  Speaker 16: school for girl man now driving the truck. But anyways, there,
• 40:38
  Speaker 16: stay blessed it and again, thank y'all so much for
• 40:40
  Speaker 16: everything happen, don't they years?
• 40:51
  Speaker 14: So middle school, he was, what, Helen's a long time.
• 40:59
  Speaker 3: You know you you can't remember where middle school was.
• 41:02
  Speaker 3: That's what about.
• 41:05
  Speaker 7: That was a great call though, thank you now he said,
• 41:08
  Speaker 7: stop coddling junior.
• 41:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he said that.
• 41:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you ain't never did enough, because you know you
• 41:15
  Speaker 1: mentored me, so I already know I'm not.
• 41:19
  Speaker 2: Either. I don't even know coddle is so yeah, I know.
• 41:23
  Speaker 11: But that's that's one thing we can say. Me and
• 41:25
  Speaker 11: Timy are better people because we know you ain't. You
• 41:27
  Speaker 11: ain't emotional. You ain't gonna do that. What, man, let
• 41:31
  Speaker 11: me tell you something. And if you wonder why I'm
• 41:33
  Speaker 11: here and I be Poe is a real good motivational thing,
• 41:37
  Speaker 11: I use.
• 41:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's why I'm here.
• 41:40
  Speaker 2: I won't be pope.
• 41:43
  Speaker 3: All right?
• 41:43
  Speaker 7: You Uh, this caller see left the message about voting.
• 41:48
  Speaker 10: We as black people, are not obligated to vote. I'm
• 41:52
  Speaker 10: telling people be obligated to vote. The ships never built.
• 41:55
  Speaker 10: Clud got to find our own way without help from
• 41:58
  Speaker 10: the people that we voted. Well, you don't need those, leader,
• 42:01
  Speaker 10: You your own leader. Stop telling our people to vote
• 42:04
  Speaker 10: for these hypocrists. Man, you part of this system.
• 42:07
  Speaker 2: Well, first of all, we are obligated to vote because
• 42:11
  Speaker 2: of our forefathers paid the price for us to vote,
• 42:14
  Speaker 2: for us to vote. But see it's ignorant as people
• 42:18
  Speaker 2: like you who sit up and think you're gonna create
• 42:20
  Speaker 2: your own system. Stop telling these people to vote for
• 42:24
  Speaker 2: these hypocritical people. What you don't understand is when you
• 42:27
  Speaker 2: don't vote, you allow the hypocrisy of America to continue
• 42:32
  Speaker 2: without you having a say so in it.
• 42:34
  Speaker 3: See it's an amazing thing.
• 42:36
  Speaker 2: Man, If you want to instead of having a seat
• 42:41
  Speaker 2: at the table. I would like to have a say
• 42:43
  Speaker 2: so on what's on the menu on the table. That's
• 42:46
  Speaker 2: what voting is for. Voting ain't gonna fix your life
• 42:50
  Speaker 2: and change your hopes for tomorrow. No, but it will
• 42:54
  Speaker 2: help you decide what type of policies this country puts
• 42:58
  Speaker 2: in place. So no, man, and I am going to
• 43:01
  Speaker 2: tell people that they are obligated to vote. I am
• 43:05
  Speaker 2: going to continue to push voting. Your forefathers, whether you
• 43:09
  Speaker 2: realize it or not, because you don't study history, died, whipped,
• 43:14
  Speaker 2: got flogged, drug maimed, water holes, German shepherds, just to vote,
• 43:23
  Speaker 2: that simple right to vote, to participate in the process.
• 43:29
  Speaker 2: That's why we vote. When you don't participate in the process,
• 43:33
  Speaker 2: you become a bystander. So then you have no business
• 43:38
  Speaker 2: talking about how it's going. So you can call here
• 43:41
  Speaker 2: all you want, man, and you can try to sound
• 43:43
  Speaker 2: all the angry as you want to, But your ignorant
• 43:46
  Speaker 2: ass should vote. And now if you don't like what
• 43:50
  Speaker 2: I just said about that, then send another damn email.
• 43:54
  Speaker 2: Mister Steve Harvey Morning Show. We are telling you you
• 43:57
  Speaker 2: have to vote. It is our obligation and duty ask
• 44:01
  Speaker 2: people to honor our forefathers who paid the price for
• 44:05
  Speaker 2: us to vote. I'll call here no more with that
• 44:07
  Speaker 2: ignorant ass mess man.
• 44:08
  Speaker 7: That's why he didn't leave his name, all right. Coming
• 44:10
  Speaker 7: up next, it is the nephew with today's prank phone call.
• 44:13
  Speaker 7: Right after as people you're listening morning show. Coming up
• 44:22
  Speaker 7: at the top of the hour, right about four minutes after,
• 44:24
  Speaker 7: it's my Strawberry letter for today. The subject is he
• 44:28
  Speaker 7: loves my love, handles and dimples. We'll get into that,
• 44:31
  Speaker 7: find out what that's all about. And just a few
• 44:37
  Speaker 7: but right now it is time for the nephew and
• 44:39
  Speaker 7: today's prank phone call.
• 44:41
  Speaker 8: What you got for his ne f This right here
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  Speaker 8: is love Deposit cat Dog if you hould.
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  Speaker 1: If you would love the path.
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  Speaker 17: Hello.
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  Speaker 4: Hello, I'm trying to Tiffany.
• 44:59
  Speaker 5: This is Tiffany, and who's calling?
• 45:01
  Speaker 4: This is Karen. How you doing? I did you know what?
• 45:08
  Speaker 4: I know we've been I know we've been going back
• 45:11
  Speaker 4: and forth on the site talking and we haven't you know,
• 45:15
  Speaker 4: really talked yet.
• 45:16
  Speaker 5: So yeah, it's okay. I think I was gonna expecting
• 45:20
  Speaker 5: a car. But yeah, it's good to hear from you.
• 45:23
  Speaker 5: It's good to hear from all you know.
• 45:25
  Speaker 4: I mean we've been We've been talking for well a
• 45:28
  Speaker 4: long time, well, texting and on the site for at
• 45:31
  Speaker 4: least what five weeks now.
• 45:33
  Speaker 5: Yeah, so really I'm glad you called a coronal seriously,
• 45:37
  Speaker 5: like Anne, I love the voice so exciting.
• 45:42
  Speaker 4: You know you got anything going on this weekend?
• 45:48
  Speaker 5: I don't think so. I just have to, like you know,
• 45:50
  Speaker 5: go Glacy shopping or whatever. But like, other than that,
• 45:53
  Speaker 5: I'm pretty helping.
• 45:53
  Speaker 4: What's up? I was thinking maybe we get together, get
• 45:56
  Speaker 4: a get a drink or two, just you know, kind
• 45:58
  Speaker 4: of yeah, just feel each other out and if you
• 46:01
  Speaker 4: if you're feeling that, you know, I don't want to.
• 46:04
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's cool, we can get together. I'm interested, you know,
• 46:07
  Speaker 5: like I'm happy you called.
• 46:09
  Speaker 17: And I would love to see this weekend.
• 46:12
  Speaker 4: You got a place in mind, Like you know, I
• 46:16
  Speaker 4: was thinking about letting you pick something, because you know,
• 46:18
  Speaker 4: I'd rather go somewhere where you're comfortable, with an atmosphere
• 46:21
  Speaker 4: that you used to I think that would be the
• 46:24
  Speaker 4: best thing to do.
• 46:25
  Speaker 6: Okay, well, let me look to find out.
• 46:29
  Speaker 2: I'll direct you on that.
• 46:30
  Speaker 5: But yeah, I'm down.
• 46:31
  Speaker 4: I just want to hang out a little bit. Cool.
• 46:37
  Speaker 5: I'm excited.
• 46:40
  Speaker 4: Good, good, what's good for you, you know, if you
• 46:43
  Speaker 4: want to on Saturday, let's go on.
• 46:46
  Speaker 5: Let's do Saturday to give me, you know, some time
• 46:48
  Speaker 5: to like, you know, gut myself together six or.
• 46:52
  Speaker 4: Seven, text me you know the location or whatever wherever
• 46:55
  Speaker 4: you want me to cool. I can wait to see
• 46:59
  Speaker 4: you one. Okay, let's let's do this first. Tell me this.
• 47:02
  Speaker 4: What are we wearing? So I'm not I don't want
• 47:04
  Speaker 4: to be overdressed or underdressed.
• 47:05
  Speaker 17: I don't really trip on that first taken by chill
• 47:07
  Speaker 17: like I'm not.
• 47:08
  Speaker 5: You know, we don't have to do like a.
• 47:10
  Speaker 17: Five hundred dollars dinner or nothing like that.
• 47:12
  Speaker 5: You don't need on a touch.
• 47:14
  Speaker 4: This ain't a rocky brunch all right, right, but if
• 47:19
  Speaker 4: you don't mind, if I could get you to do
• 47:21
  Speaker 4: something for me, could you could I give you my
• 47:24
  Speaker 4: cash app for what? Well, what I want to do is,
• 47:29
  Speaker 4: you know, sometimes these things actually go wrong. You know,
• 47:33
  Speaker 4: I don't see it going wrong with me and you
• 47:35
  Speaker 4: because we've had you know, the way we've been chit
• 47:37
  Speaker 4: chatting and going back and forth on the site, things
• 47:39
  Speaker 4: have been really really well. You know, you know, I
• 47:42
  Speaker 4: would like to get you know, like a you know,
• 47:45
  Speaker 4: a love deposit of two hundred and fifty dollars their
• 47:48
  Speaker 4: way of just going wrong. At least I haven't wasted
• 47:51
  Speaker 4: my time, you know what I'm saying.
• 48:00
  Speaker 5: Hold On, I'm just saying, what is happening? You said
• 48:05
  Speaker 5: you want me to get your cash up and send
• 48:08
  Speaker 5: you a love deposit of two hundred.
• 48:11
  Speaker 4: And something dollars two fifty two fifty, like you know
• 48:14
  Speaker 4: that way if this, if this don't go right, you know,
• 48:17
  Speaker 4: then at least I haven't love. It's like a love deposit,
• 48:21
  Speaker 4: you know, if it go if it goes right, you know,
• 48:23
  Speaker 4: then I give it back to you. If it don't
• 48:25
  Speaker 4: go right, you know, at least I haven't waited toil
• 48:26
  Speaker 4: my time. You see what I'm saying?
• 48:28
  Speaker 5: Crime You serious?
• 48:29
  Speaker 4: Right? No? Yeah?
• 48:31
  Speaker 5: Like yeah, okay, uh this is super weird and uh
• 48:37
  Speaker 5: yeah this is all weird and uh you know.
• 48:41
  Speaker 17: I'm kind of I don't you really know what to say,
• 48:43
  Speaker 17: like other than you could probably wove my number like
• 48:48
  Speaker 17: you are weak, duel like, don't call me like your corny.
• 48:51
  Speaker 17: I'm not interested. You a bum like I'm straight, Like
• 48:55
  Speaker 17: I don't know what okay, hold on, hold on, hold on.
• 48:57
  Speaker 4: Hold on.
• 48:58
  Speaker 5: I wasn't all that I wasn't all that talking about
• 49:00
  Speaker 5: You've been talking.
• 49:01
  Speaker 4: We've been talking for five weeks. Everything's been good. We've
• 49:02
  Speaker 4: been we've been on the site talking to each So
• 49:05
  Speaker 4: the two.
• 49:05
  Speaker 6: Weeks though, you're trying to ask me for a cash
• 49:07
  Speaker 6: app for real, a love deposit?
• 49:10
  Speaker 17: How corny are you?
• 49:11
  Speaker 6: Are you serious?
• 49:12
  Speaker 5: Serious?
• 49:12
  Speaker 4: For you? If you believe listen to tip tip on
• 49:17
  Speaker 4: the real. If you believe in yourself, you.
• 49:22
  Speaker 6: Know if I believe in myself, you're so full, last
• 49:25
  Speaker 6: out of her, you have lost your in mind? Okay,
• 49:30
  Speaker 6: would you please like gather your thoughts because I don't
• 49:33
  Speaker 6: know who you think you're talking to. For rel you
• 49:35
  Speaker 6: know what I'm saying.
• 49:36
  Speaker 4: So I need to do two things.
• 49:38
  Speaker 17: Lose my number and don't.
• 49:41
  Speaker 5: Don't look for me for real? Show up like this
• 49:43
  Speaker 5: is ridiculous, Like this is stupid, you ignorant?
• 49:47
  Speaker 4: For real? Shut up? Okay, okay, don't show me, show
• 49:50
  Speaker 4: me where I'm wrong. If you believe in yourself, if
• 49:53
  Speaker 4: I believe in.
• 49:54
  Speaker 17: Myself, chas do what you mean?
• 49:56
  Speaker 6: If I believe in myself, If you believe in yourself,
• 49:59
  Speaker 6: you're chast We're move around, Get off the phone. It
• 50:02
  Speaker 6: stopped wasting my time for real.
• 50:04
  Speaker 17: I'm about to hang out right now.
• 50:05
  Speaker 4: For okay, fray that before you hang up though, Hey
• 50:11
  Speaker 4: you could go, you could go your way.
• 50:13
  Speaker 17: I can go.
• 50:13
  Speaker 4: Mind you don't want to can meet the two fifty? Cool?
• 50:16
  Speaker 6: Got that past?
• 50:21
  Speaker 4: Okay?
• 50:23
  Speaker 17: Is you know what?
• 50:24
  Speaker 4: What is? Is this your loss? Though? Tis this your lice?
• 50:28
  Speaker 5: You gotta be out to your rabbit as mine. Ain't
• 50:30
  Speaker 5: no lost this here, ain't no lost.
• 50:32
  Speaker 4: This, ain't no lost this this is a okay, you
• 50:35
  Speaker 4: know what? You know what? I knew this was gonna happen.
• 50:37
  Speaker 4: You know, a brother try to be real when a brother.
• 50:39
  Speaker 5: Tried, Hey, hey you might as well. Hey turn around,
• 50:46
  Speaker 5: go the other direction. Lock yourself up. Seriously, you want
• 50:49
  Speaker 5: to talk about black black men and brotherhood like it's
• 50:52
  Speaker 5: a wrap for you. We don't need you out here.
• 50:54
  Speaker 5: Your less straight up like, don't call me destroy yourself
• 50:58
  Speaker 5: for real.
• 50:59
  Speaker 4: I'm done with it. Can I tell you something else
• 51:02
  Speaker 4: for you?
• 51:02
  Speaker 3: Lady?
• 51:03
  Speaker 4: Real quick?
• 51:04
  Speaker 2: What?
• 51:04
  Speaker 4: I just want to let you know that this is
• 51:06
  Speaker 4: Nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Your sister
• 51:09
  Speaker 4: to shave Shade got me to prank fall call yo.
• 51:20
  Speaker 4: Your sister Shade said, you gotta get my sister. She's
• 51:24
  Speaker 4: been on the right on this dating sight talking to
• 51:27
  Speaker 4: this guy.
• 51:30
  Speaker 17: Where is she got?
• 51:31
  Speaker 5: This is stupid?
• 51:34
  Speaker 4: Oh we got you, baby, we got you.
• 51:37
  Speaker 12: Good?
• 51:38
  Speaker 5: Yeah, God do it.
• 51:38
  Speaker 4: This is crazy.
• 51:39
  Speaker 5: I'm gonna get her.
• 51:40
  Speaker 17: I'm gonna get her.
• 51:41
  Speaker 4: This is I'll tell you what tell me this? What
• 51:46
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• 51:49
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• 51:54
  Speaker 2: Come on, come on, man, if y'all don't give me
• 52:02
  Speaker 2: some praise and worship up in here.
• 52:04
  Speaker 8: What frank praise? Come on now, we ain't done it
• 52:07
  Speaker 8: in a while. Let's frank praise. Yeah, we ain't done
• 52:12
  Speaker 8: it in a minute. You know, Yes, Rob, you got
• 52:19
  Speaker 8: a clap for yourself.
• 52:22
  Speaker 3: Get Steve, don't.
• 52:24
  Speaker 2: I can't clap because his camera too close to his face.
• 52:31
  Speaker 8: You want to be on screen, way back, way back.
• 52:38
  Speaker 8: All right, it's going down this weekend. It's an evening
• 52:41
  Speaker 8: and evening with Nephew Tommy West Palm Beach, Florida. It
• 52:46
  Speaker 8: is at the it is you know what it's so
• 52:49
  Speaker 8: it's so sexy. It's the Rinker Playhouse. It's the Rinker Playhouse,
• 52:55
  Speaker 8: all right, at the crab Is Center. Yeah, it's the rink.
• 53:00
  Speaker 8: The Rinker, Oh my god, you must go. You know,
• 53:02
  Speaker 8: it's kind of like when you go to you know,
• 53:04
  Speaker 8: when you go to New York and you go to
• 53:06
  Speaker 8: Broadway or off Broadway.
• 53:09
  Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, it's like that, like that.
• 53:12
  Speaker 3: I'm at the Rinker, you know, absolutely right.
• 53:19
  Speaker 8: Anyway, almost sold out the nephew this weekend Mother's Day,
• 53:22
  Speaker 8: get your tickets day on say right now?
• 53:24
  Speaker 7: Just a few left, all right, nephew, thank you. Coming
• 53:27
  Speaker 7: up next Strawberry Letter, subject he loves My Love, handles
• 53:31
  Speaker 7: and dimples. We'll get into it, find out what it's
• 53:33
  Speaker 7: all about right after this. Nice you're listening Harvey Morning Show.
• 53:40
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• 53:43
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• 54:00
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• 54:02
  Speaker 2: It could be yours. Buckle up and hold on type.
• 54:04
  Speaker 2: We got it for you here. It is straw Mary
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  Speaker 2: letta thank.
• 54:07
  Speaker 7: You Nephew, subject he Loves My Love, handles and dimples,
• 54:11
  Speaker 7: All right, get into this one, Dear Stephen Shirley. I'm
• 54:14
  Speaker 7: thirty nine years old, and I'm sad to say that
• 54:16
  Speaker 7: I've been a side chick for most of my adult life.
• 54:20
  Speaker 7: I got used to men saying they were in a
• 54:22
  Speaker 7: terrible marriage or they weren't married at all. So I
• 54:25
  Speaker 7: started calling wives and girlfriends of the men that I
• 54:28
  Speaker 7: was sleeping with. Earlier this year, I started going to
• 54:31
  Speaker 7: church regularly, and I was celibate for three months. Then
• 54:34
  Speaker 7: I met a really great guy named Jarvis. Jarvis is
• 54:39
  Speaker 7: my preacher's nephew, so I figured he's a stand up guy.
• 54:43
  Speaker 7: He said he was attracted to me because I'm always
• 54:46
  Speaker 7: smelling good. He said he loves my love handles and
• 54:49
  Speaker 7: the dimples in my butt. He asked me to be
• 54:53
  Speaker 7: his girlfriend, and I got butterflies. I had to investigate
• 54:58
  Speaker 7: him first though. I found him on face Facebook and
• 55:00
  Speaker 7: I saw pictures of his skinny girlfriend all over his page.
• 55:04
  Speaker 3: There was a video where he.
• 55:05
  Speaker 7: Played a prank on her, like he was about to
• 55:08
  Speaker 7: ask her to marry him on April Fool's Day. She
• 55:11
  Speaker 7: and I have nothing in common. She's short and skinny,
• 55:15
  Speaker 7: and she doesn't.
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  Speaker 3: Have any booty.
• 55:18
  Speaker 7: I was honest with Jarvis and told him that I
• 55:20
  Speaker 7: found his girlfriend's picture. I asked him if he prefer
• 55:24
  Speaker 7: if he prefers skin and bones or meat on the bones.
• 55:27
  Speaker 7: He said he wants me and he's done with her
• 55:30
  Speaker 7: because she doesn't want to get married. But he's stuck
• 55:33
  Speaker 7: with her because they live together and she doesn't have
• 55:36
  Speaker 7: any friends or family to go live with. I told
• 55:40
  Speaker 7: him he can live with me, so he moved some
• 55:43
  Speaker 7: of his stuff into my place. He spends most of
• 55:45
  Speaker 7: his time with me, but he doesn't want to be
• 55:48
  Speaker 7: meet because he doesn't want to be mean to his ex,
• 55:51
  Speaker 7: so he goes by to check on her once a week.
• 55:54
  Speaker 7: I feel really bad for her because she doesn't know
• 55:57
  Speaker 7: he plans to move out. Do you think it would
• 55:59
  Speaker 7: be easier for her if I told her? Okay, messy,
• 56:04
  Speaker 7: messy boots. Should you call and tell his girlfriend that
• 56:07
  Speaker 7: he plans to move out? No, of course you shouldn't
• 56:10
  Speaker 7: do that. I mean, what is that going to do?
• 56:11
  Speaker 7: But get your butt whooped again. I know it won't
• 56:14
  Speaker 7: be the first time you've had an encounter with the
• 56:16
  Speaker 7: wives and girlfriends of your men. You said you started
• 56:20
  Speaker 7: calling wives and girlfriends when the men told you their stories.
• 56:24
  Speaker 7: So I'm sure it didn't end well when you did that.
• 56:27
  Speaker 7: This is not your responsibility to contact these women. Ask yourself,
• 56:31
  Speaker 7: why aren't the men telling them? Because telling them, of course,
• 56:35
  Speaker 7: ruins the risk, or runs the risk, I should say,
• 56:38
  Speaker 7: of them losing everything and everybody. I mean, this is
• 56:41
  Speaker 7: too much of a gamble for them. But they still
• 56:43
  Speaker 7: don't need you to call them and tell these men
• 56:47
  Speaker 7: that you're with keep you on the side like Coleslaw,
• 56:51
  Speaker 7: and go home whenever they want to. That's the real
• 56:53
  Speaker 7: issue here, So you need to move on. You can
• 56:56
  Speaker 7: stay in this mockery of a relationship if you want to,
• 57:00
  Speaker 7: although I don't know why you would because you have nothing.
• 57:04
  Speaker 7: You've been the Coleslaw most of your adult life. You
• 57:06
  Speaker 7: said that, and you're thirty nine years old. Don't you
• 57:09
  Speaker 7: think it's time for a change, Steve.
• 57:12
  Speaker 3: All right, here we go.
• 57:13
  Speaker 2: Let's just going to get into the letter anyway. Cole
• 57:15
  Speaker 2: slough Side, all this red beans and rice, you know
• 57:19
  Speaker 2: talking about she got it from some TV still, bron
• 57:21
  Speaker 2: I ain't never seen any damn TV show, did Steven Shirley.
• 57:25
  Speaker 2: I'm thirty nine years old and I'm sad to say.
• 57:29
  Speaker 2: Here's the key to this whole letter, y'all, I've been
• 57:31
  Speaker 2: a side shiit for most of my adult life. I
• 57:34
  Speaker 2: got used to me and saying they was in terrible
• 57:36
  Speaker 2: marriagers or wasn't married at all. So I started calling
• 57:39
  Speaker 2: wives and girlfriends of men that I was sleeping with.
• 57:44
  Speaker 3: Oh, so you turned it into what is this a
• 57:47
  Speaker 3: business on side hustle?
• 57:51
  Speaker 4: What is you?
• 57:53
  Speaker 3: You know, home wrecking?
• 57:55
  Speaker 2: Are you in salvage marriage? Salvage business?
• 57:58
  Speaker 3: I don't know what you in.
• 58:00
  Speaker 2: I don't know what the cause was about. But anyway,
• 58:04
  Speaker 2: then earlier this year, you started going to church regularly
• 58:07
  Speaker 2: and I was celibate for three months. Damn, you been
• 58:10
  Speaker 2: out there strong for a woman to say, I've been
• 58:13
  Speaker 2: celibate for three months, that's that's like they women can
• 58:17
  Speaker 2: do that easy. I've been celibate for three months.
• 58:22
  Speaker 7: Huh, it's not easy, but they can do it.
• 58:24
  Speaker 3: It's not easy.
• 58:27
  Speaker 2: Well, I'm just you know, I'm just learning quite a
• 58:30
  Speaker 2: bit today. I was just in a complimentary ways, easier
• 58:34
  Speaker 2: more women can do it, and easier for a woman
• 58:36
  Speaker 2: to do it for three months. You know, I don't
• 58:40
  Speaker 2: see anyway. Okay, Well, so anyway, she started going to
• 58:44
  Speaker 2: church and was celibate for three months. Then I met
• 58:47
  Speaker 2: this really great guy named Jarvis. Now Javis is the
• 58:51
  Speaker 2: preacher's nephew, so I figured he was a stand up guy.
• 58:54
  Speaker 2: He said he's attracted to me because I always smelled good.
• 58:58
  Speaker 2: Said he loves my love hand and the dimples in
• 59:01
  Speaker 2: my butt. Now, wait a minute, Wait a minute. You've
• 59:05
  Speaker 2: been celibate for three months. How this Jarvis get to
• 59:11
  Speaker 2: the love handles and the dimples in the butt? I'm
• 59:14
  Speaker 2: just curious. So this is after unless you're saying after
• 59:18
  Speaker 2: three months, then you got involved with Jarvis and he
• 59:23
  Speaker 2: discovered your love handles and dimples. Okay, then that's whatever, lady.
• 59:29
  Speaker 2: I just don't know where you're going with this letter,
• 59:31
  Speaker 2: but I do have an idea. He asked me to
• 59:34
  Speaker 2: be his girlfriend, and I got butterflies. So he asked
• 59:37
  Speaker 2: you to be the girlfriend after he saw your love
• 59:39
  Speaker 2: handles and dimples in your butt.
• 59:41
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 59:42
  Speaker 2: I had to investigate him first though, Oh, this is
• 59:44
  Speaker 2: you've never done this before, So now you investigate a reporter.
• 59:47
  Speaker 2: You saw pictures and that was a video of him
• 59:49
  Speaker 2: playing a prank on his girlfriend. She was skinny. He
• 59:53
  Speaker 2: was about to ask her to marry him. On Able
• 59:55
  Speaker 2: Fool's Day, she and I ain't got nothing to come,
• 59:58
  Speaker 2: she showed and skinny, I'm big and white.
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 3: Now this is not in the letter, but I'm assuming
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 3: what Well, you know, Coleslaw.
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 2: Wasn't in the letter, but you read that too anyway,
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 2: So anyway, it'll just being creative. Anyway, when I come back,
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 2: I'm going to tell you what's really happening in this letter,
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 2: and it won't be nice.
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 7: It will have her too. Of Steve's response coming up
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 7: at twenty three minutes after the hour. Today's Strawberry Letter
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 7: subject he loves my love handles and dimples. We'll get
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 7: back into it right after this. You're listening morning show,
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 7: all right, come on, Steve, let's recap today's Strawberry letter.
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 7: The subject is he loves my love handles and dimples.
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 2: Well, this woman who has spent the majority of her
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 2: adult life as a side chick, in the words of
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 2: my co host Coldslaw, what those words she says she
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 2: got from off of a TV show which I've never seen. Well,
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 2: that ain't where I got it from. I think we
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 2: all know where you've got this for. You're not goin
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 2: to talk about no damn TV show anyway, Tommy, thank you.
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 2: I got used to me and saying they was in
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 2: terrible marriages and everything. And then so I was calling
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 2: wives and girlfriends.
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 3: Of the men that I was sleeping with.
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 2: I don't know if she's into a marriage salvage business
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 2: or home wrecking company. I don't know what she in,
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 2: but she's made a habit of this her adult life.
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 2: Then she started going to church regularly regularly, and I
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 2: was celibate for three months. Okay, I got it. She
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 2: was celebrate for three months. Then I met a really gay,
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 2: great guy named Jarvis. So after the three months, she
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 2: met Jovis. I got it.
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 3: Now.
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 2: So she's a preacher's nephew, so she figured he was
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 2: a good dude. He said he was attracted to me
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 2: because I'm always smelling good and he loves my love
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 2: handles and the dimples in my butt. Okay, he asked
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 2: me to be his girlfriend. I got butterflies. I had
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 2: to investigate him first, though, Well, I guess that's like
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 2: you've done everybody else. I found him on Facebook and
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 2: a book, and I saw pictures of his skinny girlfriend
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 2: all over his page. That was a video, He played
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 2: a prank on her, like he was about to ask
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 2: her the marijuana ain't for Food's day. She and I
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 2: have nothing in common. She's short and skinny. I'm thick
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 2: and wide, tall and wide, and she don't have any booty.
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 2: And I got a whole lot of junk in the trunk.
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 2: Now this ain't in the letter, but that's what That's
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 2: what she said, she said. She said, though I have
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 2: nothing in common with her, she's short and skinny, so
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 2: I'm figuring she's tall and not skinny. Why then, she said,
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 2: and she has no booty. You can't have no booty
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 2: and dimples too, now because the dimples got to set
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 2: on something. I asked him if he preferred skin and bone,
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 2: meat on the bones. He says he wants me, and
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 2: he's done with her because she don't want to get married.
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 2: But he's stuck with her because they live together and
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 2: she don't have any friends or family to go with.
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 2: And of all the men, married men and boyfriends you've dated,
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 2: you ain't heard this line before. Because this line sounds
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 2: very familiar. It's standard is stock. This is a stock
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 2: line that married me and us when they talking to women.
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 2: I told him he can come.
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 3: Live with me, So he moved. Listen to this.
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 2: Now he moves some of his stuff into my place. Okay,
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 2: he got toothbrush over there. Now, got some t shirts,
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 2: socks compared draws. He spends most of his time with me,
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 2: but he doesn't want to be mean to his ex,
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 2: so he goes by to check on her once a week.
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 3: See now, I'm not.
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 2: Really sure that that's how this working, lady, because if
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 2: he lives with her but he don't want to be mean,
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 2: but he spending most of his time with you, but
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 2: he go by to check on her once a week,
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 2: what is he telling her that where is he at
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 2: the rest of this time? Because I promise you, he
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 2: ain't telling her that he over there with you. I
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 2: feel really bad to her because she doesn't know he
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 2: plans to move out. Do you think it would be
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 2: easier for her if I told her?
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 10: Oh?
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 3: So here we go.
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 4: Now?
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 2: Oh so now you want to go back and you
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 2: wanna do your emo. First of all, you're dating another
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 2: man that's already in a relationship, because that's what you do,
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 2: You have practiced at it, and that's what you attract.
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 2: You always attract me and that's not available, and you
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 2: always accept them because you allowed him to say the
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 2: same old thing. I'm in a horrible relationship. She don't
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 2: want to get married I do. I'm unhappy with her.
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 2: You've heard this some hundred times or how many other times.
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 2: You'dn't been in these relationships, and so the reason you
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 2: call the wives and the girlfriends is because you're miserable
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 2: and you want everybody else.
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 3: To be miserable.
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 2: You also call them because you have nobody, and now
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 2: you want them to have nobody. But you could stop
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 2: this vicious cycle by once you find out that the
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 2: man is committed relationship, don't go over there. But you
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 2: don't have room for a healthy relationship because you keep
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 2: partaking in these half relationships that never get you anywhere.
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 1: What is wrong with you?
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 2: Don't you see that you're doing this to yourself? And
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 2: when you call all these girlfriends and these wives, what
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 2: do you hope to accomplish? Ain't none of those men's
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 2: wives or girlfriends that you call and left none of
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 2: them men with you today? So now you're gonna do
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 2: the same thing to this man, and you gonna call her,
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 2: and then you try to put the little why don't
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 2: know what you go to church for, but you're gonna
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 2: try to put the little church spin on it. Do
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 2: you think it would be easier for her if I
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 2: told her? What? How you think that's gonna be easier
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 2: A woman get a call from another woman talking about
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 2: your man is with me?
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 3: You think that it'll be easy?
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 2: No, You try to be the same funky person you being,
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 2: and you're gonna get the same funky results you've been
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 2: getting because you're gonna lose Javis, just like you'd have
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 2: lost everybody else because Javis ain't yours again. Congratulations, Until
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 2: you stop it, it will never stop.
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 7: All right? Post your comments on today's Strawberry Letter. It's
• 1:06:45
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  Speaker 7: so good guy downloaded today coming up at forty six
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 7: minutes after the our call from JR. And Sports Talk
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 7: right after this, you're listening Hard Morning show. All right, guys,
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 7: Junior is here with Sports Talk. What you got Junior?
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 2: All right?
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 11: Looking here, man, it's getting serious now Round two Minnesota
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 11: over Denver again, Come on.
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 1: To zero, Minnesota, timpable man Carson Towns.
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 2: Rudy man Cariff in town Boys.
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 4: No no, no, no, no, no no.
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 3: Rudy Gobert didn't play junior.
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 11: I'm just saying that that team, I'm just saying them,
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 11: they are doing this to Denver right now, to nothing
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 11: is impossible.
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 2: I'm Stern's stunned.
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 1: The defending champs down two games. I'm me too, this
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 1: is I like it.
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 3: I showed her they hold on and win.
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you know what I thought about it.
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 3: I ain't like Chicken Nuggas.
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 1: I ain't thinking about them A Nugga's Chicken Nuggas the
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 1: same thing.
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 2: Remember Chicken Nuggas. You put that together.
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, I.
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 16: Don't like it.
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 1: I'm getting I'm just saying, Minnesota, let's just go ahead
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 1: and do it. But he gonna number uh your boy.
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 11: Jenny Brunston is still bogging the knicks over the paces
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 11: game one forty three points. Jenny Brunton again, that's folk
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 11: games in the roll with.
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 1: He keep exactly, he keeps showing up anybody.
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 3: You know, he balling so good.
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 2: I was thinking about trying to brave my hair.
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 10: Boy.
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 4: What what he?
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 3: What are you talking about your mustache?
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna goro the little size back in your front.
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna plat in my hair because this boy's ball. Junior,
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 2: you stay out this conversation because well, well, at least
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 2: two of us have admitted it.
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 3: You said, somebody's in denial about my hair.
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 11: He said, I'm in I'm in denial. By uh, I'm
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 11: not in denial about it. You've already told it. We
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 11: was talking about basketball. What Joe Brust's braid's got to
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 11: do with my hair? I didn't have enough had a braid.
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 11: I ain't never had that.
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 2: Now you're the part that's not helping you is these
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 2: little sensitive moments you be having about your hair.
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 3: It just makes me poke.
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 1: I'm not sensitive.
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 2: I'm not.
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 8: Holding your chest. Then, yeah, you just put the all
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 8: of your fingers on your chest. Braids by braids, I'm
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 8: not sensitive. Well take your hand off your chest, then
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 8: all five and they spread. You see that, you see
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 8: I'm not sensitive. Off Hey, man, you take your hands
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 8: your chest.
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 7: Did are you telling with sports?
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 3: Doing this at the end of the day, he's not
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 3: going back and forth.
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 7: Thank you, Junior. Coming up at the top of the hour,
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 7: a woman on social media needs some advice, Steve. She says,
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 7: my mama won't shut up about everyone's illnesses. I we'll
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 7: talk about that right after this. You're listening Morning show,
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 7: all right, Stee, This is from Devon on Steve Harvey FM.
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 7: DeVaughn says how does he get his mother in law
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 7: to stop gossiping about people's illnesses? He said, the woman
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 7: is like a walking hip of violation. Every time I visit,
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 7: I have to hear about so and so's broken hip.
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 7: Another bout with COVID from someone else, Miss Lily from church.
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 7: Her diabetes has been acting up and some dude I
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 7: don't know versidas now my wife's actually has something wrong
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 7: with her medically, and I don't feel comfortable talking to
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 7: my mom about it because I don't want her spilling
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 7: the tea and gossiping about the wife's sickness. Is there
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 7: any way to stop my mother?
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 3: Or is this just the way she is?
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 2: No, that's how she is. Though, ain't nothing you can
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 2: to do. She ain't got nothing else to talk about.
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 2: She's a medical report down at the church. She's a
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 2: medical report down at you know anybody that said, listen,
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 2: you need people like that because when paramedics come or
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 2: people get rushed. She got all the medical records in
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 2: her head. She know about when they reported to sickness
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 2: and the illness. You need people like that, you know,
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 2: she's she's a medical chart, that's what she is. And
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 2: she's made that herd thing.
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 4: You know.
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 2: It's certain people. Certain people have certain things, you know
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 2: that they keep up with. You know, you got sports
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 2: people keep up with baseball stats, know the batting averages
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 2: of all the players and stuff like that, kind of
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 2: like sports trivia. Well, your mama is medical trivia. She
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 2: just wants to do medical trivia for everybody. So ain't
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 2: nothing you can do about that, though, I ain't never
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 2: heard of that. So yeah, that her man, So God
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 2: bless her, keep us safe, you know, just let her
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 2: go ahead. That's what she do though. You know, sister,
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 2: you know, sister, Harold Dean's hip is.
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 3: She's getting it replaced on the third.
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 1: Harold know the date of the surgery.
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 2: She's using the same doctrine that of Bert Peterson.
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 3: Used for his hip.
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 7: So he shouldn't tell her about his wife.
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 3: Well, I made him at the church picnic. He didn't.
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 2: He didn't want to play softball because his hands were
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 2: so precious to the medical field.
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 3: You know he met the doctor not at all.
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 2: Good doctor.
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 7: All right, we have time for another one, Steve. This
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 7: is from uh Jaden on Steve Barb FM. Jaden says,
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  Speaker 7: every time I try to ask a woman out on
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 7: a date, which isn't very often, I can't seem to
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 7: get over my shyness and end up mumbling and my
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 7: sentences trail off. I can imagine being confident and just
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 7: coming out and asking someone out, but when it comes
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 7: time to do it, I just fall back on being
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 7: my usual. I really need to get over being so timid,
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 7: but I don't know how What can I do to
• 1:13:05
  Speaker 7: become more confident? How can I overcome my shyness so
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 7: I can ask someone out?
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 2: Well, Jaden, often I could really throw you into something,
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 2: but I'm not, so let's try to handle this a
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 2: little bit more diplomatically. Look, man, if you don't you're
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 2: gonna be by yourself. Okay. Now, if you want to
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 2: be with somebody, talk to somebody you're gonna have you
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 2: got to just try it. But nothing, nothing gets this
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 2: accomplished like practice. You got to practice. Look in the mirror,
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 2: practice at jade, and then when you meet the.
• 1:13:39
  Speaker 3: Girl, do like you do. Be say look and just
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 3: admit to it. Hey, listen, I'm really shy.
• 1:13:45
  Speaker 2: I'm not good at this, but I've been watching you
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 2: and I just think, man, I would love to get
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 2: to know you and you know, take the pressure off
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 2: and just say, I was wondering if, you know, if
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 2: we could go have coffee at Starbucks or something sometimes,
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 2: or dinner my treat, you know, just allow me to
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 2: just get to know you, you know, and just you know,
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 2: put it out there and you know, hope you got
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 2: a good job or something, because you're gonna need something
• 1:14:10
  Speaker 2: to go ahead, to need a carrot or something, you know,
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 2: because all this I don't talk and I don't know
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 2: what to say.
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 3: Stuff.
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 2: You're gonna need at least a good job, you know,
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 2: do that. Yeah, but that's what you're gonna have to do.
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 2: Job is, yeah, go ahead.
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 11: It's unattractive like us he of course you know that,
• 1:14:33
  Speaker 11: of course, Yeah, but.
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 2: He's unattractive. That's that's usually what throw you into a shell.
• 1:14:42
  Speaker 2: And you're looking at me and you can't believe anybody
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 2: would talk to you. So that's what he I was
• 1:14:48
  Speaker 2: trying to stay away from that, but you you know
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 2: how they feel.
• 1:14:54
  Speaker 1: Now, Yeah, it took a long time.
• 1:14:56
  Speaker 2: It took forty six years I had allowed to get over.
• 1:15:01
  Speaker 7: We'll have more of the Steve Harvey Burny Show coming
• 1:15:04
  Speaker 7: up in twenty minutes after right after this, you're listening
• 1:15:10
  Speaker 7: Harvey Morning Show. South Dakota Governor Christine Noam is being
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 7: viewed as one of Donald Trump's possible VP running mates. However,
• 1:15:20
  Speaker 7: Noam is still facing widespread backlash after admitting in a
• 1:15:24
  Speaker 7: new memoir that she once shot and killed her misbehaving
• 1:15:28
  Speaker 7: fourteen month old puppy named Cricket instead of coming up
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 7: with a non lethal solution to the dog's lack of training.
• 1:15:35
  Speaker 7: In addition, Governor Noam also said that she met North
• 1:15:38
  Speaker 7: Korea's dictator Kim John Uhn during her tenure on the
• 1:15:42
  Speaker 7: House Armed Services Committee, and now she's walking that claim back,
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 7: saying she didn't meet Kim Jong un at all. So
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 7: she's just out here lying.
• 1:15:51
  Speaker 2: Well does she think she you know what, That's what
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 2: she is and she wants to be vice president. But
• 1:15:58
  Speaker 2: let me tell you what Donald Trump has done. He
• 1:16:01
  Speaker 2: has taught all Republican candidates that it is okay to
• 1:16:06
  Speaker 2: not admit the truth and to make false statements and
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 2: all of them are being more and more Trump like,
• 1:16:12
  Speaker 2: even Tim Scott. They asked Tim Scott would he accept
• 1:16:16
  Speaker 2: the results of the twenty twenty four election if it
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 2: came out, and he said, I can't. You know, it
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 2: just all it's like and it's just a it strike
• 1:16:29
  Speaker 2: against democracy because if you can't count on the election,
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 2: then what are we doing here?
• 1:16:35
  Speaker 4: You know? Right?
• 1:16:36
  Speaker 2: And all of them are setting it up. So if
• 1:16:40
  Speaker 2: Donald Trump loses again, oh my goodness, watch this.
• 1:16:45
  Speaker 1: Watch this, y'all at a both.
• 1:16:48
  Speaker 7: Want to be a dictator. You have the need for democracy,
• 1:16:51
  Speaker 7: all right? Coming up at thirty three minutes after the hour,
• 1:16:53
  Speaker 7: we'll play another round of would you rather?
• 1:16:55
  Speaker 3: Right after this.
• 1:16:57
  Speaker 7: You're listening Hard Morning Show, and it's time now for
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 7: a round it would you rather? Would you rather have
• 1:17:04
  Speaker 7: the best house in the worst neighborhood or the worst
• 1:17:07
  Speaker 7: house in the best neighborhood? Junior? Hey, you rather have
• 1:17:12
  Speaker 7: the best house in the worst neighborhood?
• 1:17:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 1:17:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I want to talk trash, That's what I want
• 1:17:17
  Speaker 2: to No, I.
• 1:17:17
  Speaker 8: Want the worst and the best because that's still good. Yeah,
• 1:17:22
  Speaker 8: the worst and the best still a fly house?
• 1:17:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I got the best one in the hood.
• 1:17:26
  Speaker 11: I'm good. We don't cut your grass, dot, But you
• 1:17:31
  Speaker 11: got all the burglar balls on.
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 3: You got a lot going on, Steve.
• 1:17:36
  Speaker 2: No, I'm not gonna take the worst and nothing, No, damn.
• 1:17:41
  Speaker 10: The best.
• 1:17:41
  Speaker 3: Oh No, I'm not feel to be there.
• 1:17:44
  Speaker 2: Well we at least you're here.
• 1:17:51
  Speaker 3: Well, at least you're here.
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 2: You get that door, ficed got the lowest property on
• 1:17:57
  Speaker 2: the block.
• 1:17:58
  Speaker 1: But it's nice.
• 1:17:59
  Speaker 3: It's a nice little place, you know.
• 1:18:02
  Speaker 7: Sure, teasing him like you're teasing your name.
• 1:18:05
  Speaker 2: I hope you're happy.
• 1:18:10
  Speaker 7: Would you rather live out the rest of your life
• 1:18:12
  Speaker 7: in the wilderness, in the wilderness or in jail? Make it?
• 1:18:20
  Speaker 3: I'm not doing jail. That's I will be on that wilderness. Dog,
• 1:18:25
  Speaker 3: I'm free.
• 1:18:26
  Speaker 7: Can you survive out there?
• 1:18:28
  Speaker 2: What?
• 1:18:28
  Speaker 4: What?
• 1:18:29
  Speaker 2: You ain't gonna you ain't gonna make it in jail. No,
• 1:18:34
  Speaker 2: I ain't gonna make it in jail.
• 1:18:36
  Speaker 7: Would you rather have the power to never feel physical
• 1:18:39
  Speaker 7: pain or would you rather have the power to never
• 1:18:42
  Speaker 7: feel emotional pain?
• 1:18:44
  Speaker 2: A and B.
• 1:18:50
  Speaker 8: One of the other come ond that emotional pain is
• 1:18:56
  Speaker 8: something that's a whole other beast.
• 1:18:59
  Speaker 2: Uh So would you let me get rid of that?
• 1:19:03
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 1:19:03
  Speaker 7: I read physical pain?
• 1:19:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah? Any and this I guess emotionally. I'm intact.
• 1:19:10
  Speaker 3: No, no, no, no, no, no no.
• 1:19:12
  Speaker 2: I can deal with emotional pain. I've been dealing with
• 1:19:15
  Speaker 2: that my whole damn like physical pain. You can have
• 1:19:17
  Speaker 2: that if I get that back. Yeah, cool, because if
• 1:19:21
  Speaker 2: you an emotional pain, at least you can't punch me.
• 1:19:24
  Speaker 2: So you know, oh you over the fighting. Physical pain, well,
• 1:19:32
  Speaker 2: emotional pain, it's a part of it. That's what it is,
• 1:19:37
  Speaker 2: the physical pain, Junior and Junior, I don't know what
• 1:19:41
  Speaker 2: the hell you talking about? This emotional pain? And shut
• 1:19:46
  Speaker 2: your ass up, would you?
• 1:19:53
  Speaker 4: Yeah? You do?
• 1:19:54
  Speaker 2: You have to do that? Yeah?
• 1:19:55
  Speaker 7: Would you rather have a personal driver or a personal bessager?
• 1:19:59
  Speaker 2: The suit driver?
• 1:20:01
  Speaker 1: Driver drive?
• 1:20:03
  Speaker 2: You can drive me to a masus. I ain't worry
• 1:20:05
  Speaker 2: about that.
• 1:20:07
  Speaker 3: I want no damn massuits.
• 1:20:13
  Speaker 7: That's today's rounding, would you rather? Guys coming up at
• 1:20:16
  Speaker 7: forty nine minutes after our last break of the day,
• 1:20:18
  Speaker 7: and we'll close out the show with the one and
• 1:20:20
  Speaker 7: only Steve Harvey right after this. You're listening Steve Harvey
• 1:20:25
  Speaker 7: Morning Show. All right, Steve, here we are our last
• 1:20:28
  Speaker 7: break of the day, and to lead into your closing remarks,
• 1:20:31
  Speaker 7: we had a caller earlier who wanted to talk about voting.
• 1:20:35
  Speaker 7: You left a message here.
• 1:20:36
  Speaker 10: It is we as black people, are not obligated to vote.
• 1:20:40
  Speaker 10: I'm telling people be obligated to vote. The system's never
• 1:20:44
  Speaker 10: built for us. You got to find our own way
• 1:20:46
  Speaker 10: without help from people that we're voting for. You don't
• 1:20:49
  Speaker 10: need no leader. You your own leader stuff telling our
• 1:20:52
  Speaker 10: people to vote for these hipocrits. Man, you part of
• 1:20:55
  Speaker 10: the system.
• 1:20:56
  Speaker 2: Well, you know, I don't know who you are because
• 1:21:00
  Speaker 2: you wasn't big enough to leave your name, of course,
• 1:21:04
  Speaker 2: but you can call my show and address me directly,
• 1:21:08
  Speaker 2: and everybody know who you're talking to. So number one,
• 1:21:12
  Speaker 2: if you're going to call this show and make a
• 1:21:16
  Speaker 2: statement contrary to something I say or promote, then be
• 1:21:20
  Speaker 2: man enough or woman enough to leave your name. That's
• 1:21:24
  Speaker 2: just a simple request so we can talk to each other,
• 1:21:27
  Speaker 2: so I can refer to you by name. But now
• 1:21:30
  Speaker 2: that I can't refer to you by name, let me
• 1:21:32
  Speaker 2: talk to people for a second. The reason I say
• 1:21:35
  Speaker 2: black people are obligated to vote because I truly, truly
• 1:21:38
  Speaker 2: feel that we are obligated to vote. See, it's people
• 1:21:41
  Speaker 2: like this who call in right here, who have nothing
• 1:21:44
  Speaker 2: to back up. Voting doesn't mean that you need to
• 1:21:48
  Speaker 2: be led. Voting doesn't mean that you give people power
• 1:21:52
  Speaker 2: over you. The reason we as black people are obligated
• 1:21:56
  Speaker 2: to vote because whether you know your history or not,
• 1:22:00
  Speaker 2: our forefathers died for the right to vote, to participate
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  Speaker 2: in the system. See, it's one thing to have a
• 1:22:09
  Speaker 2: seat at the table is one is another thing to
• 1:22:12
  Speaker 2: decide what's on the menu. I've been at the table.
• 1:22:17
  Speaker 2: I want to make decisions on what's on the menu.
• 1:22:20
  Speaker 16: Now.
• 1:22:21
  Speaker 2: I don't need anybody to lead me, but I do
• 1:22:25
  Speaker 2: want to have a say, soul and who is at
• 1:22:28
  Speaker 2: the top, at the forefront of everything, so that we
• 1:22:31
  Speaker 2: can make a determination as of what we have a
• 1:22:34
  Speaker 2: say so in whatever it is they say, of the
• 1:22:36
  Speaker 2: direction they choose to go. But when you don't vote,
• 1:22:41
  Speaker 2: you can no longer open up your mind. We need
• 1:22:44
  Speaker 2: a system of our own. Okay, great, that's cool. But
• 1:22:48
  Speaker 2: how you gonna put that system in place? Because eventually,
• 1:22:52
  Speaker 2: one time you're gonna be able to put a person
• 1:22:54
  Speaker 2: in place that can agree with your system. But if
• 1:22:57
  Speaker 2: you've taken yourself out of the quay, then you can
• 1:23:01
  Speaker 2: stop complaining about the problem because you've removed yourself from
• 1:23:06
  Speaker 2: the equation. So whatever they lay on the table. Whatever
• 1:23:10
  Speaker 2: they put on the table, we now got to lap
• 1:23:12
  Speaker 2: it up and like it. This is one of the
• 1:23:14
  Speaker 2: most ignorant calls I've gotten. See it's people like you,
• 1:23:19
  Speaker 2: whoever your name is, who you wasn't man enough to
• 1:23:22
  Speaker 2: say it's people like you that make statements. We need
• 1:23:25
  Speaker 2: our own and you part of the system. I'm part
• 1:23:29
  Speaker 2: of the system. Are you crazy? Are you crazy?
• 1:23:33
  Speaker 3: Do you listen to this show every day? I'm part
• 1:23:37
  Speaker 3: of the system.
• 1:23:39
  Speaker 2: How you know what the system is?
• 1:23:40
  Speaker 3: You ain't in it.
• 1:23:41
  Speaker 2: You don't participate, and I'm assuming by now you don't vote.
• 1:23:46
  Speaker 2: So what is your ignorant behind talking about Hey man,
• 1:23:49
  Speaker 2: you got a lot of nerve man calling this show
• 1:23:52
  Speaker 2: telling me to tell people to stop telling black people
• 1:23:54
  Speaker 2: that they obligated to vote. You are obligated to vote.
• 1:23:58
  Speaker 3: It's our responsible to one another.
• 1:24:02
  Speaker 2: It's our responsibility to our children, it's our responsibility to
• 1:24:06
  Speaker 2: our grandchildren. It's our responsibility to the less fortunate. See,
• 1:24:12
  Speaker 2: whether you know it or not, there are some people
• 1:24:14
  Speaker 2: who get in office and do policy. I don't know
• 1:24:17
  Speaker 2: if you heard me this week talk about what the
• 1:24:20
  Speaker 2: Biden administration and Brydon Harris administration has been doing behind
• 1:24:26
  Speaker 2: the scenes. But then you probably don't watch the news
• 1:24:28
  Speaker 2: anyway because you probably think they ain't talking about you anyway.
• 1:24:33
  Speaker 2: But there are a lot of programs in terms of
• 1:24:35
  Speaker 2: debt relief that's been passed out for people with student loans.
• 1:24:40
  Speaker 2: There's been a lot of medical relief. There's been a
• 1:24:42
  Speaker 2: lot of programs put forward for black men in business,
• 1:24:48
  Speaker 2: who are in tech, who are in trade, who are
• 1:24:52
  Speaker 2: in all types of things. It ain't just barbershops. There's
• 1:24:55
  Speaker 2: been a lot of stuff put forward for black men.
• 1:24:58
  Speaker 2: And you sound it like you happen to be a
• 1:25:01
  Speaker 2: black male, but you probably wouldn't want to partake in
• 1:25:05
  Speaker 2: any one of those programs because you off somewhere trying
• 1:25:09
  Speaker 2: to create a system for yourself. I'm all about a
• 1:25:14
  Speaker 2: person doing for themselves. Yeah, And I don't think we're
• 1:25:19
  Speaker 2: going to be dependent on government. But just because you
• 1:25:21
  Speaker 2: vote doesn't make you dependent on government. Ain't nobody in
• 1:25:25
  Speaker 2: here telling you to place your hopes and dreams in
• 1:25:28
  Speaker 2: some people. If you really listen to this show, I
• 1:25:31
  Speaker 2: tell people more to put their hopes in dreams and
• 1:25:34
  Speaker 2: faith in God than I do anything. But since we
• 1:25:37
  Speaker 2: are here, and I don't know if you notice in
• 1:25:40
  Speaker 2: the last election that happened, brother, whatever your name is,
• 1:25:45
  Speaker 2: that you wouldn't leave. I don't know if you noticed it,
• 1:25:48
  Speaker 2: but Michigan, Detroit, Philadelphia, Philly, Atlanta, Georgia was the deciding
• 1:25:59
  Speaker 2: factor in the presidential that Donald Trump would have been
• 1:26:03
  Speaker 2: president again had the black vote not stood up the
• 1:26:08
  Speaker 2: way it did.
• 1:26:08
  Speaker 3: And it'll be the same thing again.
• 1:26:12
  Speaker 2: So look, man, why don't you get some facts together
• 1:26:15
  Speaker 2: before you start spewing your ignorance and then you call
• 1:26:19
  Speaker 2: in on a national show and say something like that,
• 1:26:22
  Speaker 2: I don't know nobody telling black people not to vote
• 1:26:26
  Speaker 2: except you and a couple of ignorant ass people. And
• 1:26:31
  Speaker 2: for those of you blacks that are blacks for Trump.
• 1:26:33
  Speaker 2: And then they got a new T shirt word that
• 1:26:35
  Speaker 2: has the N word on the N words for Trump. Oh,
• 1:26:39
  Speaker 2: y'all make me sick. Y'all make me sick. Grow up
• 1:26:44
  Speaker 2: and understand what we are about as a people. We
• 1:26:48
  Speaker 2: have a say soul, We have a seat at the table,
• 1:26:52
  Speaker 2: and we should determine what's on the menu. Those are
• 1:26:54
  Speaker 2: my closing remarks to vote. Those are my closees remarks.
• 1:26:58
  Speaker 2: And black people are obligated to vot. Yes we are,
• 1:27:01
  Speaker 2: and I will feel my obligation and I'm asking everybody
• 1:27:04
  Speaker 2: else to do the same. Those are my closing remarks today.
• 1:27:07
  Speaker 2: Have a great one, y'all, Peace.
• 1:27:20
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