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Matthew Chapter 10: Bible Study by Atheists · Sacrilegious Discourse - Bible Study for Atheists

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  [SPEAKER_01]: I've been wife.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Do you know what we're doing to do?
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Well last time we read Matthew chapter 9.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: She was like dead.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah and in that episode we had Jesus and he was like he was he was miracle worker guy.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Basically he's like he had a paralyzed guy that he'd fixed and he collected a tax collector which was Matthew probably.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: And then there was a woman that had her period way too much and she called out some touch of just cloak and that that worked I guess.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: And then there was there is some mute people, which I usually just I guess means that there's a demon in them obviously it's not like a medical thing.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Right, it's not.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: psychology or physiology.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: And then, and then Jesus, you know, got rid of the demons without pigs apparently.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: So he didn't need I don't even need to kill those.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: I don't know what's going on there.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: And then we discovered, like, I discovered in the midst of you reading that that, you know, this is a bunch of people come into Jesus.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: And that way it was, it was kind of like a mind blown moment.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: So I was like, They were literally coming to Jesus and they were literally
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  [SPEAKER_01]: professing their faith and they were literally asking for him and then he literally forgave them and healed them such such a such a and then Christianity is just the metaphor of that.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, it's it's really cheesy.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: It's just I mean, the religion is that my personal take no the the writing of it was simple the religion is cheesy.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, yeah, like oh, that's just this moment you turn to then do a whole thing and now that's the thing
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Now that's the thing.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: All right.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: That was simple and this is cheesy.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Right.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Anyway, that was Matthew chapter nine.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Sure.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Fuck.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Which means that today we're going to be getting into.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Little Matty, chapter 10.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: All right.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Let's do this.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: All right, we are hopping into Little Maddie, Chapter 10.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Okay.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: And so the last two chapters were about miracles and stuff.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: We're going to get our guys in this one.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Our game, our team is going to get some of our guys.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, but now we're building the whole Tucci game.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, we're just missing Mary.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: We got Peter Paul and the mom is in the pop us.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, um, here we go, ready.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Jesus called us 12 disciples to him and gave them authority to drive out impure spirits and to heal every disease and sickness.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Damn, these guys are demon hunters.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh my God, they are the disciples are demon hunters.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: They're K-pop, 2G games, demon hunters.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: that's awesome.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: And also they fix diseases, I guess.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: But he gave them authority too.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: He gave them authority so they could just walk around going.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: You look like you have a demon.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Not only had superpowers, but he had grant superpowers.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: What it looks like.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Huh.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Could you imagine just like walk around going, hey, you got a demon in you.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Get over here.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Right.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Like that could be a really good comedy, honestly.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay, ready?
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  [SPEAKER_01]: These are the names of the 12 Apostles.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: We're super heroes.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: The 2Gang.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm sorry, I'll never stop calling them the 2Gang.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: First, Simon, who is called Peter.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay, Simon called Peter.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: So really, you wait too confusing for me, okay?
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  [SPEAKER_01]: And his brother, Ian Drew.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: can only Andrew James son of Zebadi and his brother John so James and John but that's not John the Baptist different James okay Philip and Bartholomew okay Thomas and Matthew the text collector
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  [SPEAKER_00]: I like how they they okay look Thomas and Matthew's a disgusting son of a bitch or Right, yeah, but he is that he's forever the tax collector.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Like everybody else is just Dilip our thawling you Thomas Well, what the son of somebody he's ever do or whatever he's ever do he's ever do do do do do do do do do yeah
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  [SPEAKER_01]: but the other guys they're just like names and descriptors this guy he's a piece of shit yeah Matthew the piece of shit got it okay okay um james son of alphayas and thadias Simon the zealot uh oh oh he's a zealot okay he's a zealot wait this is a different Simon
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  [SPEAKER_00]: That's why that's why they call this a beer.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Okay.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: And who's known as Peter?
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, okay.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: And they were like, what is when they said Peter?
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  [SPEAKER_00]: They're like, both of them were like, what?
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  [SPEAKER_00]: And then?
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  [SPEAKER_00]: No, no, no, no, no.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: He's like our both.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: They're both Simon Simon and but the other guy is Simon called Peter Simon called Peter He's like no, no, no, we already got a Simon got to be Peter.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay, but what what Peter?
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Because I think I can't do Simon's yeah, and the other was Simon the zealot right.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, you you could be a different Simon Like Simon I don't know you want to be a text collector too, and he's like
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  [SPEAKER_01]: absolutely fucking a lot.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Simon says something different than that we're going to be confused because Simon said some two different things.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Yes, right.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: We can't.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Both Simon can't say two things.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Simon, there's only one Simon Simon.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Simon only says one thing.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: So you got to be Peter.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Right.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Because that's just funny.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: And Judas is a scary it.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Who betrayed him?
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  [SPEAKER_00]: That's just the same thing.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: It says that.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Really?
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Like spoilers.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Wow.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: I felt like a room for a guest here.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Hey, just so you know, this dude, he's piece of shit, too.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Right.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Like, wow.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: I mean, at least Matthew were like, wait, we already know that text collectors were found upon.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: So we know Matthew's piece of shit.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: We didn't know that Judas was, I mean, we know from like context of like everybody else around us telling us.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Right.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: That, okay.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Well, I mean, it's a thing, like, don't be a, you know, don't be a cheerleader, whatever, you know, that, so that's, even just in society.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Right.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: It's a thing.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: But now they just tell us the first time they introduce us, they're like, oh, he betrayed him.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Right.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm telling you a story, and here's the ending.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Like, oh, okay.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: I mean we know we don't want things going to happen for sure.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah according to that.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah like we just recently watched the movie um oh what was that space movie?
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  [SPEAKER_00]: It's Project Hail Mary.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Project Hail Mary.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah um it was really good um I thought it was a little bit more cutesy than the book was the book was really good um but
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  [SPEAKER_01]: than, I don't know, anyway.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: The movie was fun.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: I loved it.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: It was cheerful, it was upbeat, but it was a little more cutesy than I wanted it to be.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: But anyway, like right from the beginning, they tell you that dude is going to be on the mission, Ryan Gosling, Ryan Goose, and
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  [SPEAKER_01]: And so I mean sometimes it's okay to be like this is going to happen and you already know it and the question is how did that happen?
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  [SPEAKER_01]: But Judas betrayed him.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Well also I think that's what's shadowing that I take issue with the betrayal here, right?
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Because what I do know is that he betrayed him and like then the guards got him and then killed him, right?
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: But
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  [SPEAKER_00]: But the thing is that God sacrificed his only son.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Right.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: So this was all part of God's plan.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: It was all part of the plan.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: So really wasn't just completing God's plan?
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Wasn't a betrayal or wasn't like, dude, I just read the script.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Right.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: I was playing a part of it.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: God said, you got a dies.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, I don't know.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm just doing what God told me.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm helping there, you know?
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  [SPEAKER_01]: And now I get branded for like eternity.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: What's up?
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  [SPEAKER_00]: I mean, you wouldn't really be the Jesus.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Everybody knows if he didn't die.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: So I mean, really if it wasn't for me, dude, you wouldn't really be Jesus.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: You're welcome.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: These 12 Jesus sent out with the following instructions.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay, we got ready.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: So we know it's for real No, okay, these are Jesus instructions.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: These are Jesus instructions.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay, to the apostles not to us super heroes super hero Yeah, do not go among the Gentiles or enter any town of the fucking Samaritans go rather to the lost sheep of Israel Okay, there are no good Samaritans
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  [SPEAKER_01]: You know, all Samaritans are bad.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: There's no.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, yeah.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: As you go.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: So he's like, go among our own people, basically.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: It's not the others we need to worry about.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: We need to worry about our own.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Right.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Right.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Which, again, that goes back with the last couple chapters where.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: I just want to iterate and reiterate that Jesus is not yelling or giving instructions to non-Jews.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: He's talking to his own fucking people.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Right.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: I just want to put that out there, Christians.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: He's talking to his own, he's talking to you, assholes.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: He ain't talking to me.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Right.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: I just want to put that out there.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Sure.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: So Jesus continues.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: As you go proclaim this message, the Kingdom of Heaven has come near.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: That's the afterlife, heal the sick, raise the dead, cleanse those who have leprosy, drive out demons, freely you have received, freely gives.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Do not get any gold or silver or copper to take with you in your belts, no bag for the journey or extra shirt or sandals or a staff for the worker is worth his keep.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: That's that's problematic for for these these priests and people who are especially the telebandalist people who like have jets and shit.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, you're not supposed to get any problematic Jesus words there.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, you're not supposed to get paid your your being a disciple.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Right.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: You're supposed to exactly not get paid for being a disciple.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: whatever town or village you enter search there for some worthy person and stay at their house until you leave.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: You're not even supposed to have a house.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Wow, that's that's crazy.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: That's that's that's uh it's almost like every single pastor that you know is not really doing what Jesus said.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Amazing.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: I mean, it's true.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: I mean, they usually have like a pastor's house even like most churches like a lot of churches have a pastor's house like that the pastor stays in.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, I'm like so so you're doing wrong.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Right.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: You're doing a wrong.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: They should just be supposed to be spending the night at somebody's house and he also supposed to be passing them around.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Right.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Right.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: As you enter the home, give it your greeting.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: You better greet that home.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: If the home is deserving, let your peace rest on it.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: If it is not deserving, let your peace return to you.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: You will peace for you.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: I'll give you a piece of something.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: If anyone will not welcome you or listen to your words, leave that home or town and shake the dust off your feet.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Hmm.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Kisses.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Bitch, bye.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Whatever.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: That's true.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: I tell you it will be more bearable.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Let me try that again.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Truly, I tell you it will be more bearable for Sodom and Gomorrah on the day of judgment than for that town.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, shit.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: That's not good for them.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: That's big word.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Right.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: You're going to condense like you're reducing an entire town to worse than Sodom and Gomorrah.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Right.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: That's, that's not good.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: These must be some really evil people.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: It sounds that way.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: It sounds like these Jews were not behaving properly.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: I mean, that's pretty much the story throughout the entire Bible this far, so that's not a big surprise to me.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Right.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: But you know... Jesus was like, you're doing your religion wrong.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Right.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: And stop that.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: So I'm not quite sure where the Christians get off doing their own thing.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: They're doing it way wrong.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Well, yeah, today.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: But, but, you know, we've known that.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: We've, we've, we've been now in reading it.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Right.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: We, we've been knowing that, but like in our hearts, now I have the the physical, now I got the words.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: But here's the thing, though, that we, we find out or what we have heard that we're going to find out that there are other parts of the Bible,
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Where they can cherry pick from those and start and still be okay with what they do now Because you know the Bible is whatever the fuck you want it to be right and see you keep telling me that But unlike no according to Matthew thus far according to what we read thus far Okay, because I'm not on Paul yet.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: I haven't got there yet.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: No, I know.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: I know.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm just in the red Matthew chapter 10 the red ink according to Up through Matthew chapter 10
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  [SPEAKER_01]: the questions today are doing it worse than the Jews of the time of Jesus.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: So I mean, that's all I'm saying.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: That is true.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Like I'm hurting everyone else.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Something I was like, I don't think Jesus likes the Christians of today because something like this doesn't sound like if Jesus were real.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: This should.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: He would not be happy.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: She just happened to they ain't gonna fly.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Nope.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: No.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: I am sending you out, continue, Jesus is ready.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: I am sending you out like sheep among wolves.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Ooh, damn.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Therefore, be as shrewd as snakes and as innocent as dogs.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Be on your guard.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: He's like, this is gonna suck for you guys.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Be on your guard.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: You will be handed over to the local councils and be flagged in the synagogue's.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: um uh I would I want to go back fishing right right I mean you signed up for this but he did give them superpowers he did I mean that goes a long way but they got to be judicious with it you would think they got to be discretionary with it yeah yeah but but you would think though that if you had superpowers where you could just like drive out demons and care people from let precedes stuff like that there wouldn't be a whole lot of people driving you out
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  [SPEAKER_00]: But if you could legitimately do that.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Right.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Right.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Like if that was actually something you were doing physically to people who Then towns would have no reason to be welcome and you all over the god damn thing.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: If they got demons on every fucking street corner, are you would think so?
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Right.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Like hey, if you get rid of that demon over there, you're in man.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Like we're good.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Cool.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: But I mean, you saw what happened when they got rid of the demons that one time ball to be fair.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: They did kill their whole pig herd.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: I don't really think that he got rid of any demons because I don't really believe in demons.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: I think that demons were a way for them to act ridiculous and say that they were doing a thing when they weren't really, and it allowed them to be okay with killing a whole herd of pigs.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: It was the demons fall.
• 14:31
  [SPEAKER_01]: it's also like a witch hunt because you can point to anybody you'd like and say oh you're acting hateful you're a witch oh you're acting hateful you have a demon in you oh you're doing something I don't really like you so I'm gonna say the thing you're doing is weird which means it's magical and depending on the time period that either means you're a witch or your demon
• 14:49
  [SPEAKER_00]: And also at the time, if you can get them to buy and that you're the son of God, man, you've got it made the shade, you know, like not only are you fixing these bad people, whoever you say they are, you're also the son of fucking God, this son of fucking God.
• 15:03
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, and and who the who who would argue with that?
• 15:07
  [SPEAKER_01]: I mean, I would, but yeah, but this was a simpler time, right, like a simple or were they?
• 15:13
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, well, there wasn't this myth you couldn't like fact check them.
• 15:17
  [SPEAKER_01]: Right.
• 15:18
  [SPEAKER_00]: Right.
• 15:18
  [SPEAKER_00]: You it was a matter of like what is this message sound like is this this this person Believ world is you have a good message definitely chat is he is he saying things that I like you know Is this something I can get behind I'm looking in his eyes and the eyes as I know it are the window to the soul and this guy seems like he's telling the truth I think Jesus was a sociopath
• 15:40
  [SPEAKER_00]: Because otherwise, how did he, I mean, and maybe he was just, maybe he had psychiatric issues.
• 15:46
  [SPEAKER_00]: I mean, he really didn't believe he was.
• 15:48
  [SPEAKER_01]: He was probably raised that way.
• 15:50
  [SPEAKER_01]: He had to be raised that way.
• 15:52
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like you either got to believe it or you got to be so callous that you can push out, you can pull off saying you're the son of God.
• 15:58
  [SPEAKER_01]: I mean, he was told from birth, hey, you definitely are not a rape baby.
• 16:04
  [SPEAKER_00]: This is a story we got.
• 16:06
  [SPEAKER_00]: But we also jumped from the time he was born
• 16:11
  [SPEAKER_00]: And without any like, you know, any character development.
• 16:14
  [SPEAKER_01]: It might have killed a lot of dogs on the way.
• 16:17
  [SPEAKER_00]: That could be why there's missing time.
• 16:19
  [SPEAKER_01]: People in the wings offer few too many flies.
• 16:22
  [SPEAKER_01]: Right.
• 16:22
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
• 16:24
  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
• 16:24
  [SPEAKER_01]: Jesus is continuing.
• 16:26
  [SPEAKER_01]: On my account, you will be brought before Governors and kings as witnesses to them and to the Gentiles.
• 16:34
  [SPEAKER_01]: But when they arrest you, do not worry about what to say or how to say it.
• 16:38
  [SPEAKER_01]: At that time, you will be given what to say for it will not be you speaking, but the spirit of your father speaking through you.
• 16:47
  [SPEAKER_00]: God's gonna give you your legal defense himself.
• 16:51
  [SPEAKER_01]: God's gonna, you're gonna blow your up, but it's gonna be God.
• 16:54
  [SPEAKER_00]: Damn, that's four, four, four, four, God.
• 17:00
  [SPEAKER_01]: You kind of like really believe, like I'm telling you ahead of time that you're gonna be in some legal trouble, and you're gonna get like abused physically.
• 17:11
  [SPEAKER_00]: Right.
• 17:11
  [SPEAKER_01]: But don't worry about it.
• 17:12
  [SPEAKER_00]: God's catch that.
• 17:13
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
• 17:14
  [SPEAKER_01]: I don't know, that is, that is some crazy faith they had in us.
• 17:17
  [SPEAKER_00]: You know, why, here's the other question.
• 17:19
  [SPEAKER_00]: If Judas, if Judas truly did defect and like, you know, go against God, Jesus, right?
• 17:26
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
• 17:28
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
• 17:28
  [SPEAKER_00]: First of all, he was given superpowers by Jesus, according to this, which I question and I'm assuming Judas must also because he needed to trade him, right?
• 17:39
  [SPEAKER_00]: Right.
• 17:39
  [SPEAKER_00]: And also, if you witnessed all these miracles happening, how could you possibly bring yourself to betray that?
• 17:46
  [SPEAKER_00]: Right.
• 17:47
  [SPEAKER_00]: You know, there's a lot of questionable things that don't really track with them actually having superpowers.
• 17:54
  [SPEAKER_01]: I don't know, but a lot of this two-cheap game seems all in.
• 17:58
  [SPEAKER_00]: in the book they wrote after he's died.
• 18:00
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, sure.
• 18:01
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, brother will be trade brother to death.
• 18:04
  [SPEAKER_01]: And a father is child.
• 18:07
  [SPEAKER_01]: Children will rebel against their parents and have them put to death.
• 18:11
  [SPEAKER_01]: You will be hated by everyone because of me.
• 18:14
  [SPEAKER_01]: But the one who stands burned to the end will be saved.
• 18:18
  [SPEAKER_01]: When you are persecuted in one place, flee to another, truly I tell you, you will not finish going through the towns of Israel before the Son of Man comes.
• 18:28
  [SPEAKER_00]: okay which is me which is you the son of man like you know son of man no no who's the son of man son of man is man like man is Adam so like this he's saying that you will not get through a time before people come and try to prosecute you and get you okay okay
• 18:52
  [SPEAKER_01]: This is going to suck for y'all.
• 18:53
  [SPEAKER_00]: Right.
• 18:54
  [SPEAKER_01]: The student is not above the teacher nor a servant above his master.
• 19:00
  [SPEAKER_01]: It is enough for students to be like their teachers and servants like their masters.
• 19:05
  [SPEAKER_01]: If the head of the house has been called bills above, how much more the members of his household.
• 19:15
  [SPEAKER_00]: So if you've got the devil as your master, which again, we're not condemning slavery here.
• 19:22
  [SPEAKER_00]: I just want to throw that out there.
• 19:23
  [SPEAKER_01]: Right.
• 19:25
  [SPEAKER_00]: You're all going to be like the devil.
• 19:27
  [SPEAKER_01]: Sure.
• 19:28
  [SPEAKER_00]: I guess.
• 19:29
  [SPEAKER_00]: Sure.
• 19:31
  [SPEAKER_00]: And we got a new name for Jesus or for a for a demon her demon feels I don't know that that's the name of the devil right I guess I guess in in some of the things we watch like good Omen stuff he's like just like a he's one of the many demons people.
• 19:46
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, but yeah, he's a demon boss or he might be just like one of the many Molec gods right that that's for all the gods when they went down the to hell Mm-hmm like fuck this guy fuck this guy go hang out down there as cool or
• 20:01
  [SPEAKER_01]: So do not be afraid of them for as nothing concealed that will not be disclosed or hidden that will not be made known.
• 20:09
  [SPEAKER_01]: What I tell you in the dark, speak in the daylight, what is whispered in your ear, proclaim from the roofs.
• 20:16
  [SPEAKER_01]: Do not be afraid of those who kill the body but cannot kill the soul.
• 20:21
  [SPEAKER_01]: Rather be afraid of the one who can destroy both soul and body and hell.
• 20:28
  [SPEAKER_00]: are not don't be afraid of murderers.
• 20:31
  [SPEAKER_01]: No, because it's just your body.
• 20:33
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, it's just your body, you're so it's fine.
• 20:36
  [SPEAKER_00]: Right.
• 20:36
  [SPEAKER_01]: You know, they can, they can take your body, but not your voice.
• 20:40
  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay, are not two sparrows sold for a penny yet not one of them will think will fall to the ground outside your father's care.
• 20:51
  [SPEAKER_01]: Two sparrows sold for a penny yet not one of them will fall to the ground outside your father's care.
• 20:58
  [SPEAKER_00]: I think that's a reference not given to our time.
• 21:01
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
• 21:02
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
• 21:02
  [SPEAKER_00]: I don't really understand that.
• 21:04
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm going to.
• 21:05
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm sure it has meaning.
• 21:06
  [SPEAKER_01]: It sounds like it's a proverb that made sense to them that I'll have to look up.
• 21:10
  [SPEAKER_01]: Right.
• 21:10
  [SPEAKER_01]: Like, what does that mean?
• 21:11
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's probably with inflation.
• 21:13
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's going to be more than penny.
• 21:15
  [SPEAKER_01]: That's true.
• 21:16
  [SPEAKER_01]: Two sparrows for one penny.
• 21:18
  [SPEAKER_01]: We don't even make anything more.
• 21:21
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's going to be two sparrows cost a nickel.
• 21:24
  [SPEAKER_00]: Right.
• 21:24
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
• 21:24
  [SPEAKER_00]: The only way you can pay for a penny would be the use of credit card.
• 21:27
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
• 21:27
  [SPEAKER_00]: So, um, yeah.
• 21:29
  [SPEAKER_01]: And even the very hairs of your head are all numbered.
• 21:34
  [SPEAKER_01]: I've heard that said, but I don't believe it.
• 21:36
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm not going to count them.
• 21:37
  [SPEAKER_01]: Mm-hmm.
• 21:38
  [SPEAKER_01]: Well, you have a balding spot, too.
• 21:40
  [SPEAKER_00]: Right.
• 21:40
  [SPEAKER_00]: So I'd have less than some people.
• 21:41
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
• 21:42
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
• 21:43
  [SPEAKER_01]: Which makes the counting easier.
• 21:44
  [SPEAKER_01]: So you're not going to count on them.
• 21:45
  [SPEAKER_01]: No.
• 21:46
  [SPEAKER_01]: So don't be afraid.
• 21:47
  [SPEAKER_01]: You are worth more than many sparrows.
• 21:51
  [SPEAKER_00]: I would hope so.
• 21:51
  [SPEAKER_00]: And why mean, you know what, but are we, though?
• 21:54
  [SPEAKER_00]: I don't think so.
• 21:55
  [SPEAKER_00]: I don't really, like what would make us worth more than the spirit.
• 21:57
  [SPEAKER_01]: Because we can build tall buildings, they can only build nest.
• 22:02
  [SPEAKER_01]: Obviously tall building, Trump's nest.
• 22:06
  [SPEAKER_00]: I know, but they don't have a possible thumbs.
• 22:08
  [SPEAKER_00]: And they still build nests and, you know, yeah, but they don't have, they don't have arms.
• 22:13
  [SPEAKER_01]: We're way cooler.
• 22:16
  [SPEAKER_01]: We make coats.
• 22:18
  [SPEAKER_01]: We have factories and buildings.
• 22:21
  [SPEAKER_01]: We make cars and airplanes.
• 22:23
  [SPEAKER_00]: Look, I will give you that we have more brain abilities or whatever the number it does.
• 22:28
  [SPEAKER_00]: You know, but in a grand scheme of things, one living things is in my opinion somewhat equivalent to other living beings.
• 22:35
  [SPEAKER_01]: I hope that you know that I agree with you and I was just being sarcastic because just because we can make gatorade doesn't mean we're the shit right I mean I mean if anything we're here we're we're the destroyers.
• 22:47
  [SPEAKER_00]: We're gonna destroy this fucking earth and kill all the sparrows with us because we're the fucking awkward actually
• 22:52
  [SPEAKER_01]: where the cockroaches like I hate I hate that we suck so much but yeah like I've always said that if an evil person like released a toxin that killed the human race like if I knew about it I'd stop it
• 23:11
  [SPEAKER_01]: But I mean, I could see why he would want to do it, humans are harmful.
• 23:17
  [SPEAKER_00]: We are.
• 23:17
  [SPEAKER_01]: Humans are the worst for this planet.
• 23:20
  [SPEAKER_00]: We are.
• 23:21
  [SPEAKER_01]: Humans are now spreading their garbage into space, which is like, now we're just not even just harmful to our own planet.
• 23:28
  [SPEAKER_01]: We're like throwing our trash everywhere.
• 23:30
  [SPEAKER_00]: I don't know.
• 23:30
  [SPEAKER_00]: We talked about that.
• 23:31
  [SPEAKER_00]: I mean, if we threw it like into the sun, I really don't see too much harm there.
• 23:35
  [SPEAKER_00]: because like it's just going to burn up.
• 23:36
  [SPEAKER_01]: I don't know the science of it.
• 23:38
  [SPEAKER_00]: So I don't mean, but that's just it though.
• 23:40
  [SPEAKER_00]: I would be curious about the science of it, right?
• 23:42
  [SPEAKER_01]: Like why don't we put our garbage in the sun?
• 23:45
  [SPEAKER_00]: Right.
• 23:45
  [SPEAKER_00]: Maybe that would make more sense and throw it in the ocean to me.
• 23:48
  [SPEAKER_01]: Or throwing just like every time.
• 23:50
  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay, so like the first time that I ever saw,
• 23:55
  [SPEAKER_01]: a spaceship like go up and you know it loses all its parts and all that when it goes up like all the things that come off of it.
• 24:01
  [SPEAKER_01]: I was like oh where do those go?
• 24:04
  [SPEAKER_01]: And then the answer was oh they just stay there and I'm like they just stay in space floating around the planet and like nobody could understand why it was like appalled at that and I'm just like but they're just they just stay that's our trash.
• 24:17
  [SPEAKER_01]: They just stay up there.
• 24:18
  [SPEAKER_00]: I mean they eventually lose orbital whatever and then they
• 24:21
  [SPEAKER_01]: And then they fall to the ground and kill people.
• 24:25
  [SPEAKER_01]: They burn up in the atmosphere generally.
• 24:27
  [SPEAKER_01]: They don't always burn all the way up.
• 24:30
  [SPEAKER_00]: No, but we're mostly water.
• 24:32
  [SPEAKER_00]: So they usually they hit a notion.
• 24:33
  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh my god.
• 24:34
  [SPEAKER_00]: I've never heard of space debris.
• 24:36
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm sure it has happened, but I've never heard of space debris killing someone.
• 24:39
  [SPEAKER_01]: It can kill someone.
• 24:40
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm sure it can.
• 24:41
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm sure there's stories out there, but I don't personally know of anybody that's been killed by space debris.
• 24:46
  [SPEAKER_00]: You don't personally know anything.
• 24:48
  [SPEAKER_01]: Also though I have been reading that because of all the small parts that do come off.
• 24:55
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
• 24:56
  [SPEAKER_01]: And just like they just flew around up there.
• 24:58
  [SPEAKER_01]: They are becoming more and more and more dangerous for like satellites and permissions because
• 25:04
  [SPEAKER_01]: um they're just all floating around up there.
• 25:07
  [SPEAKER_00]: Right.
• 25:08
  [SPEAKER_01]: And so now there's questions about like do we take like a magnetic drag net up there to like oh let's catch all those loose screws.
• 25:17
  [SPEAKER_00]: I say we focus on cleaning up our own plant up before we wear about space.
• 25:21
  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, I think we have so many fucking problems and we just keep spreading out further and further and further and further Agreed, so I'm not I'm just not a fan of humans and I know that that's probably not something I'm supposed to say But humans are just they're so bad humans are so bad.
• 25:38
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'll set you we really like you
• 25:40
  [SPEAKER_01]: I mean, I'm not the best human.
• 25:42
  [SPEAKER_00]: You're pretty awesome.
• 25:43
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm not the, oh, listen.
• 25:45
  [SPEAKER_00]: This is Christ way for me.
• 25:47
  [SPEAKER_01]: I thought you were for me to meet.
• 25:48
  [SPEAKER_01]: And I was like, I'm not all that.
• 25:52
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm not, I mean, I'm not awesome.
• 25:56
  [SPEAKER_01]: Like, okay, well at least they know like at least listen, there's no like, I'm not pumping up my own, everybody's so chicks up me and I'm like, no, that includes me.
• 26:06
  [SPEAKER_01]: I mean, I'm sure some of you are very fine people.
• 26:12
  [SPEAKER_01]: Because that's what I hear.
• 26:12
  [SPEAKER_01]: There's very fine people on both sides, right?
• 26:15
  [SPEAKER_01]: That's what I hear.
• 26:16
  [SPEAKER_00]: Something like that.
• 26:17
  [SPEAKER_01]: Something like that.
• 26:18
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, come get on with Jesus.
• 26:19
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, Jesus.
• 26:20
  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
• 26:20
  [SPEAKER_01]: That you are very excited to hear what Jesus had to say.
• 26:24
  [SPEAKER_01]: Whoever acknowledges me before others, I will also acknowledge before my father and heaven.
• 26:30
  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh.
• 26:31
  [SPEAKER_01]: But whoever disowns me before others, I will disown before my father and heaven.
• 26:36
  [SPEAKER_01]: You talk shit about me.
• 26:37
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm going to tell on you.
• 26:38
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm telling God.
• 26:39
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, so he's a tattle tail.
• 26:41
  [SPEAKER_01]: Mm-hmm.
• 26:41
  [SPEAKER_00]: Okay.
• 26:42
  [SPEAKER_01]: Nobody loves a nark.
• 26:45
  [SPEAKER_01]: Um, bitches get stitches, you know, in that the way it goes.
• 26:48
  [SPEAKER_00]: No, snitches.
• 26:49
  [SPEAKER_01]: Snitches.
• 26:49
  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, yeah, snitches get stitches.
• 26:52
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
• 26:52
  [SPEAKER_01]: That's what I meant.
• 26:53
  [SPEAKER_01]: Loose lips, sink ships.
• 26:55
  [SPEAKER_01]: That's where I was trying to go.
• 26:56
  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
• 26:57
  [SPEAKER_01]: Do not suppose that I have come to bring peace to the earth.
• 27:01
  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, that's where all the warm orders go.
• 27:04
  [SPEAKER_01]: They're like, yeah, yeah, we're not trying to bring peace.
• 27:06
  [SPEAKER_00]: Are these not peaceful?
• 27:07
  [SPEAKER_01]: No.
• 27:08
  [SPEAKER_01]: I did not come to bring peace, but a sword.
• 27:11
  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, Jesus.
• 27:12
  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, Jesus.
• 27:13
  [SPEAKER_01]: Jesus.
• 27:14
  [SPEAKER_01]: We don't love that about each other.
• 27:15
  [SPEAKER_00]: No, no.
• 27:16
  [SPEAKER_01]: For I have come to turn a man against his father, a daughter against her mother, a daughter and law against her mother and law, a man's enemies will be the members of his own household.
• 27:30
  [SPEAKER_00]: Wow.
• 27:31
  [SPEAKER_00]: Well, he's succeed.
• 27:31
  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, hey, Jesus.
• 27:32
  [SPEAKER_01]: Good job.
• 27:33
  [SPEAKER_00]: He has succeeded.
• 27:34
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
• 27:34
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
• 27:35
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
• 27:35
  [SPEAKER_01]: Anyone who loves their father or more their mother, okay, let me turn it again, because this is a big statement that I don't love.
• 27:41
  [SPEAKER_00]: Right.
• 27:42
  [SPEAKER_01]: Anyone who loves their father or mother, more than me, is not worthy of me.
• 27:49
  [SPEAKER_00]: Wow.
• 27:50
  [SPEAKER_01]: Wow.
• 27:51
  [SPEAKER_01]: Anyone who loves their son or daughter, more than me, is not worthy of me.
• 27:56
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm out.
• 27:57
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm out.
• 28:00
  [SPEAKER_01]: Like my kids, my kids are top.
• 28:03
  [SPEAKER_01]: Sorry.
• 28:03
  [SPEAKER_01]: Sorry.
• 28:04
  [SPEAKER_01]: I mean, it wouldn't be God first.
• 28:07
  [SPEAKER_01]: It would be my kids first.
• 28:08
  [SPEAKER_01]: God is magic.
• 28:09
  [SPEAKER_01]: He can take care of himself.
• 28:10
  [SPEAKER_00]: Right.
• 28:10
  [SPEAKER_01]: He doesn't need my love.
• 28:12
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
• 28:12
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm sorry.
• 28:13
  [SPEAKER_00]: That's been a problem.
• 28:14
  [SPEAKER_00]: My friend can go as why does God need this much love all the time.
• 28:17
  [SPEAKER_01]: Above everybody else.
• 28:18
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, like you, you, like this, you are very needy with regard to much love.
• 28:24
  [SPEAKER_00]: You need God.
• 28:24
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
• 28:25
  [SPEAKER_00]: And you know, kind of fuck off.
• 28:27
  [SPEAKER_01]: Kind of fuck off or very fuck off.
• 28:29
  [SPEAKER_01]: Very fuck off.
• 28:30
  [SPEAKER_01]: Whoever does not take up their cross and follow me is not worthy of me.
• 28:35
  [SPEAKER_00]: of their crock.
• 28:36
  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, wait.
• 28:37
  [SPEAKER_00]: He's talking about cross before he gets to kill the cross.
• 28:39
  [SPEAKER_01]: He even been killed.
• 28:41
  [SPEAKER_01]: Wow.
• 28:42
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's almost like they had the whole story planned out before they even it's true.
• 28:47
  [SPEAKER_00]: Right.
• 28:47
  [SPEAKER_00]: I feel like that was a that was injection after the fact.
• 28:50
  [SPEAKER_00]: Well, like why would Jesus say that?
• 28:52
  [SPEAKER_00]: Right.
• 28:53
  [SPEAKER_00]: Unless he knows the whole story.
• 28:54
  [SPEAKER_01]: That's what I'm saying.
• 28:54
  [SPEAKER_01]: They got the whole story rid out before they published it.
• 28:58
  [SPEAKER_00]: Which in that case, then Judas didn't betray him.
• 29:00
  [SPEAKER_00]: Right.
• 29:00
  [SPEAKER_00]: It
• 29:05
  [SPEAKER_00]: But there's red print, so obviously he already knew it's thing.
• 29:09
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, take up, you better take up that cross that's not magical yet, and you better follow me or else you're not worthy of me.
• 29:15
  [SPEAKER_00]: Right.
• 29:15
  [SPEAKER_01]: Whoever finds their life will lose it and whoever loses their life for my sake will find it.
• 29:22
  [SPEAKER_01]: Just die for me, it's fine.
• 29:24
  [SPEAKER_00]: Right.
• 29:24
  [SPEAKER_01]: No thanks.
• 29:25
  [SPEAKER_01]: All right, let's bring this shit home.
• 29:28
  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay, not a fan, Matthew, not a fan.
• 29:30
  [SPEAKER_00]: No.
• 29:31
  [SPEAKER_01]: Anyone who welcomes you, welcomes me, and anyone who welcomes me, welcomes the one who sent me.
• 29:37
  [SPEAKER_01]: Whoever welcomes a prophet as a prophet will receive a prophet's reward, and whoever welcomes a righteous person as a righteous person will receive a righteous person's reward.
• 29:48
  [SPEAKER_01]: If you're good, you're good, and then you get goodness.
• 29:50
  [SPEAKER_00]: Right, sounds more like the do-and-others shift they was talking about.
• 29:55
  [SPEAKER_01]: Well, if you accept the people that I have declared that are good,
• 30:00
  [SPEAKER_01]: you know.
• 30:00
  [SPEAKER_01]: And if anyone gives even a cup of cold water to one of these little ones who is my disciple, truly I tell you that person will certainly not lose their reward.
• 30:10
  [SPEAKER_00]: Hmm.
• 30:11
  [SPEAKER_00]: So you just need to give my cup of cold water.
• 30:13
  [SPEAKER_00]: Give me warm or luke warm water.
• 30:15
  [SPEAKER_01]: I mean, it's hot out.
• 30:16
  [SPEAKER_00]: Right.
• 30:17
  [SPEAKER_01]: You're going to give them a cup of cold water.
• 30:18
  [SPEAKER_00]: But really, I hear that like, you know, room temperature, whatever water is actually better for you.
• 30:22
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's been healthier for you.
• 30:24
  [SPEAKER_01]: Right.
• 30:24
  [SPEAKER_01]: So, I mean, I prefer cold water.
• 30:26
  [SPEAKER_01]: But yes, I think room temperature.
• 30:27
  [SPEAKER_00]: Someone might be trying to do them a better favor.
• 30:29
  [SPEAKER_00]: And then get in trouble because it wasn't cold water.
• 30:31
  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, that is true.
• 30:32
  [SPEAKER_01]: No, okay.
• 30:32
  [SPEAKER_01]: I think that.
• 30:34
  [SPEAKER_01]: the fact that his cold isn't the part that he was concentrating on.
• 30:38
  [SPEAKER_00]: I know that.
• 30:38
  [SPEAKER_00]: Okay.
• 30:39
  [SPEAKER_00]: I can just be.
• 30:40
  [SPEAKER_01]: I think he said because you offer.
• 30:43
  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
• 30:43
  [SPEAKER_01]: Don't be extra.
• 30:44
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's well enough.
• 30:45
  [SPEAKER_01]: It doesn't need extra.
• 30:48
  [SPEAKER_01]: He's saying, I love that he calls his disciples little ones.
• 30:52
  [SPEAKER_01]: My little piece is a shit.
• 30:54
  [SPEAKER_01]: They're not as cool as me or anything.
• 30:55
  [SPEAKER_00]: Well, yeah, how could you be the Son of God?
• 30:57
  [SPEAKER_01]: He's the Son of God.
• 30:58
  [SPEAKER_00]: Right.
• 30:59
  [SPEAKER_00]: I mean, Jesus, we're talking about you.
• 31:00
  [SPEAKER_01]: What if he give to Tucci gang to make them be so in on this?
• 31:04
  [SPEAKER_00]: Superpowers.
• 31:05
  [SPEAKER_00]: We're here and told us.
• 31:06
  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay, but what is?
• 31:07
  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay, right.
• 31:09
  [SPEAKER_01]: So that's in the story now in real life.
• 31:12
  [SPEAKER_00]: What, what, and we're like, we don't even know the thing existed in this capacity.
• 31:17
  [SPEAKER_01]: But let's say, let's say that there's this dude.
• 31:20
  [SPEAKER_00]: But if we're, if we're let's say, then he gave him fucking superpowers because he gave him superpowers.
• 31:24
  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay, but in my, let's say.
• 31:25
  [SPEAKER_00]: Okay, and you're in wife's, let's say.
• 31:27
  [SPEAKER_01]: And in my life, they don't have superpowers.
• 31:29
  [SPEAKER_01]: There's no such thing as magic.
• 31:31
  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
• 31:31
  [SPEAKER_01]: There's this, this sociopath walking around, gathering two chicken, right?
• 31:35
  [SPEAKER_01]: And he's like, yo, guy with the fishing net, you seem all right with me.
• 31:40
  [SPEAKER_00]: Right.
• 31:40
  [SPEAKER_01]: Come join my game.
• 31:42
  [SPEAKER_01]: What would induce that guy to come join two chicken.
• 31:45
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm imagining a midnight meeting.
• 31:48
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like it's kind of like a team's meeting.
• 31:50
  [SPEAKER_00]: Really get together and they're like, look, guys, we have to really work this angle where I'm the son of God.
• 31:56
  [SPEAKER_00]: And, and.
• 31:57
  [SPEAKER_00]: We, we magnanimously heal people and do all these things or, you know, pretend to and then we go through and pitch our message and eventually we're going to get enough of them to get on board that we are going to be the the main dudes in the religion.
• 32:10
  [SPEAKER_00]: So like we're going to be in charge of everything and then once we've secured that guys, you guys will be rich.
• 32:16
  [SPEAKER_00]: Because you know, because then we can start getting tidings and you guys can write books and like this will be a whole thing This is like this is this is gonna happen for you.
• 32:24
  [SPEAKER_00]: You just gotta believe in me We gotta do this.
• 32:26
  [SPEAKER_00]: We gotta make it through and you just like bullshit.
• 32:28
  [SPEAKER_00]: This is fucking crappy.
• 32:29
  [SPEAKER_00]: You know what needs to happen?
• 32:30
  [SPEAKER_00]: You need to die and then we can make our money
• 32:34
  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay, but in hearing out, so Matthew is like, out there collecting taxes, hated as fuck.
• 32:40
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
• 32:41
  [SPEAKER_01]: And then Tucci gang is like, come join us and then Matthew, the piece of shit tax collector, is like, I love the idea of getting beat up.
• 32:51
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm already getting beat up.
• 32:53
  [SPEAKER_00]: Sure.
• 32:54
  [SPEAKER_01]: Cause you're promising me riches like way later,
• 32:58
  [SPEAKER_01]: Um, but I can't pay my bills today, whereas this shitty tax-clicking job is paying my bills.
• 33:04
  [SPEAKER_01]: Like, what's the draw for Matthew?
• 33:06
  [SPEAKER_01]: The promise of future riches, it just doesn't seem good enough.
• 33:11
  [SPEAKER_00]: I don't have the answer here.
• 33:13
  [SPEAKER_00]: The answer is it's all bullshit.
• 33:15
  [SPEAKER_01]: No, I know.
• 33:16
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm just, I'm trying to imagine.
• 33:19
  [SPEAKER_01]: Without magic, what could possibly have made this happen?
• 33:24
  [SPEAKER_01]: Like, what could possibly have been the draw to follow this guy?
• 33:29
  [SPEAKER_00]: Well, let me ask you with regards to today's terms, right?
• 33:33
  [SPEAKER_00]: People are enjoying colds all the time, but more important than that.
• 33:37
  [SPEAKER_00]: more important than that right now everyone is struggling because prices are ridiculously high there are you know like no one is able to survive as well as they were even 10 years ago you know like things things are really not looking up you know we've got a lot of things that are here in Ohio and down here in Ohio it almost costs five dollars a gallon per year we're all gonna lose our our jobs to the ice in you know like there's a million things that are
• 34:07
  [SPEAKER_00]: Sure, but they went up first.
• 34:09
  [SPEAKER_00]: No, I know.
• 34:11
  [SPEAKER_00]: But let's just say someone comes along and's like, hey, look, I know things suck, but like if you just follow me
• 34:19
  [SPEAKER_00]: we're going to make things better.
• 34:20
  [SPEAKER_00]: We're going to we're going to make this a better world and you know people might hate on you but like they're also going to love you.
• 34:27
  [SPEAKER_00]: So they're going to give us things but we're also going to only be able to stay in certain areas because there's also going to be well that are really really against what we have to say.
• 34:33
  [SPEAKER_00]: And they're going to
• 34:37
  [SPEAKER_00]: Right, but in the meantime, you're going to get food and fed and water from people and, you know, in the end, we're doing something better for everybody.
• 34:46
  [SPEAKER_00]: And I'm going to give you true good message that might be good.
• 34:49
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm going to give you magic powers.
• 34:51
  [SPEAKER_00]: Right, sure.
• 34:51
  [SPEAKER_00]: I mean, if we're to believe the words of God, Jesus, then yeah, he was also giving them magic magic powers.
• 35:00
  [SPEAKER_00]: And they had had some like he was healing people before the these people ever started following them.
• 35:05
  [SPEAKER_00]: So they would have maybe heard stories of him quote unquote healing people or whatever.
• 35:10
  [SPEAKER_01]: And he was hot because he was Robert Downey Jesus.
• 35:14
  [SPEAKER_01]: We did talk about that.
• 35:16
  [SPEAKER_00]: I mean, that's our own hypothesis, but, you know, it had to be, it had to be.
• 35:20
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's people, people were making posters of them.
• 35:23
  [SPEAKER_01]: And they were like, have you heard about Robert down in Jesus?
• 35:27
  [SPEAKER_01]: And then when they saw him come through town, they were like, oh my God, it's already J. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 35:33
  [SPEAKER_00]: So anyway, you have anything else to add?
• 35:36
  [SPEAKER_01]: No, fuck that guy though.
• 35:37
  [SPEAKER_00]: Okay, so that was a Matthew chapter 10 little Maddie sure was and the next time we do an episode It's actually going to be a Q and a Saturday covering chapters eight through ten of little Maddie Assuming wife here that done.
• 35:53
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm gonna bust my ass getting it done so we're not a lot of questions Yeah a lot of questions about miracles and disciples.
• 36:01
  [SPEAKER_00]: We do we do yeah
• 36:03
  [SPEAKER_00]: All right, thank you all for joining us as usual, and we really appreciate you all, and we will see you next time.
• 36:10
  [SPEAKER_01]: Bye!