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FULL SHOW: April Fools Day, Strawberry Letter: My Man & His Money - 4.1.26 · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Today show is pre recorded.
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  Speaker 2: Y'all know what time?
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  Speaker 3: I don't know y'all bat all at all?
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  Speaker 2: So don't given all.
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  Speaker 1: The million bus.
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  Speaker 3: Listening to me.
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  Speaker 2: I don't Joy, Yeah, Joy.
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  Speaker 4: You don't do that.
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  Speaker 2: You love you.
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  Speaker 4: You gotta turn well, I.
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  Speaker 1: Got to turn the mouth turn.
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  Speaker 2: I probably got to turn the mouth turn out, turn
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  Speaker 2: the water of the money up looking. Come come on,
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  Speaker 2: you think I sure will?
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  Speaker 5: Good morning everybody you are listening to the voice, Come
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  Speaker 5: on dig me now, one and only Steve.
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  Speaker 2: Harvey got a radio show. Man, oh man, oh man.
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  Speaker 2: You know what y'all?
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  Speaker 5: I mean, really, the goodness of God is overwhelming if
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  Speaker 5: you think about it, I mean, really really think about it,
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  Speaker 5: even when your circumstance doesn't look so bright, even when
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  Speaker 5: you're going through something that's causing you discomfort, pain, Even
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  Speaker 5: in that, God's goodness is actually overwhelming, because don't forget
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  Speaker 5: why you're going through this moment. First of all, this
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  Speaker 5: too shall pass. But also secondly, remember man, ain't everything
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  Speaker 5: else that you've gone through that seems so insurmountable at
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  Speaker 5: the time, didn't you get past that too? I mean,
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  Speaker 5: it's amazing. If you really think about it, you don't
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  Speaker 5: get stuck on any one issue your whole life. The
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  Speaker 5: only people that get stuck on an issue they whole
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  Speaker 5: life is people who won't let it go.
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  Speaker 2: That's really all it is. There are people who exist,
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  Speaker 2: and you may be one of them.
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  Speaker 5: Oh please know, I've been guilty of it myself before,
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  Speaker 5: but I learned something. There are things in my past
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  Speaker 5: that I just would not let go of. It was done,
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  Speaker 5: it was over with. I was past it, but I
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  Speaker 5: I would not let go of it.
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  Speaker 2: It was over.
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  Speaker 5: The dude that did it tell me didn't exist no more.
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  Speaker 5: The problem that it created didn't exist no more. The
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  Speaker 5: only problem that kept hanging on was I would not
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  Speaker 5: let it go. And man, you can't go forward if
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  Speaker 5: you're gonna keep looking in the past. It's an impossible thing.
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  Speaker 5: It's like driving a car. If you keep looking only
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  Speaker 5: in the rear view mirror while you're driving, you're going
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  Speaker 5: to crash pretty soon. And a lot of people just
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  Speaker 5: keep crashing over and over and over and over because
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  Speaker 5: you won't drive your car you keep looking in the
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  Speaker 5: real view mirror act to past.
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  Speaker 1: Oh woe's me.
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  Speaker 2: Oh you know they did me like that. You know
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  Speaker 2: I ain't been the same since he cheated on me.
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  Speaker 5: Oh man, every since she stole my money, I ain't
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  Speaker 5: been the same man she played me, and every since
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  Speaker 5: that I done treated women differently. You may have some
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  Speaker 5: deeper stuff going on, but eventually, guess what, do you
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  Speaker 5: understand that when you have a relationship God with God,
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  Speaker 5: you can take that to him too and drop it
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  Speaker 5: off and leave it there.
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  Speaker 2: Do you know that he can fix and heal that.
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  Speaker 5: Maybe it's something serious like that that you need fixing
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  Speaker 5: or healing from, a relationship with God can fix and
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  Speaker 5: heal that. But man, come on, y'all, whatever it is,
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  Speaker 5: and I'm not trying to downplay it or make it
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  Speaker 5: act like it wasn't traumatic in your life, because oh god,
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  Speaker 5: you don't want to you know, you don't want nobody
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  Speaker 5: to do that to you because you want to be
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  Speaker 5: the you know, the post a child for misery. So
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  Speaker 5: please don't let me take that from you. If that's
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  Speaker 5: your position, that's your hall of fame card you hanging
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  Speaker 5: on to. I'm the poster child for misery. Oh no,
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  Speaker 5: one is more woe than me than Please don't let
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  Speaker 5: Steve try to take that from you. You go ahead
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  Speaker 5: and hang on to that, but let me tell you something, though.
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  Speaker 5: If that's what you're gonna hang on to, that's what
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  Speaker 5: you're gonna always be the poster child for misery. At
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  Speaker 5: one point in time, you're gonna have to get on
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  Speaker 5: and move past it. Sometimes, man, it's merely a simple
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  Speaker 5: thing of taking it to God and leaving it there.
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  Speaker 5: You know, some people don't have money for therapy. Some
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  Speaker 5: people don't even know who to call for therapy. God
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  Speaker 5: is the best psychologist in the world. He can fix
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  Speaker 5: it for you. There is nothing too hard for God.
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  Speaker 5: You know when something seems impossible, y'all, God does the
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  Speaker 5: impossible all the time every day.
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  Speaker 2: You won't know how I know.
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  Speaker 5: I just look at a couple basic things. Do you
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  Speaker 5: know that that sun comes up every day in the morning.
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  Speaker 5: It comes up in the east and it sets in
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  Speaker 5: the west. You can't do nothing about that. All you
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  Speaker 5: can wish because you plant at your flowers on a
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  Speaker 5: certain side.
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  Speaker 2: Of your house. You can wish all you want.
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  Speaker 5: And maybe one day he would bring it up out
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  Speaker 5: the northwest so those flowers would no Now it's gonna
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  Speaker 5: come up out the east, and once the sun hits
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  Speaker 5: the horizon when you look in the water, like if
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  Speaker 5: you ever out in La and you see the sun
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  Speaker 5: going down. Once the sun once you can visually see
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  Speaker 5: the sun touching the horizon, you have three minutes.
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  Speaker 2: You have exactly three minutes. You can sit there with
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  Speaker 2: your watch.
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  Speaker 5: You can time. Yeah, three minutes and it's gone. Three
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  Speaker 5: minutes is gone. I read that somewhere and then and
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  Speaker 5: tried it. It's gone every day if it's clear enough,
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  Speaker 5: not cloudy. Once the sun touches the horizon. On water,
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  Speaker 5: you got three minutes. When the wind blows, you can't
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  Speaker 5: do nothing about it. He can bring it from the northeast,
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  Speaker 5: he can bring it from the west, he can bring
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  Speaker 5: from the south. He can bring it hard, he can
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  Speaker 5: bring it cool, he can bring it hot. It's certain
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  Speaker 5: things that God does the impossible all the time. How
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  Speaker 5: those stars sitting up there, how can you find these constellations?
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  Speaker 5: The big dipp of the Little Dipper, Ryan the Hunter, Oh,
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  Speaker 5: that's God's God.
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  Speaker 2: Ain't nothing you can do about it.
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  Speaker 5: You can't reach them stars, you can't shoot at them,
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  Speaker 5: you can't move them out the way. Or Ryan the
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  Speaker 5: Hunter's belt's gonna beat them three stars out of ankle.
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  Speaker 5: You can call it what you want to call it.
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  Speaker 5: Still that's what it is. See, He does the impossible
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  Speaker 5: all the time. He created heaven and earth. You're saying
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  Speaker 5: that God can't get you through your past. Somebody did
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  Speaker 5: just to me. It's the worst thing I had, the
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  Speaker 5: worst childhood of any God can't get you past that.
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  Speaker 5: He can move heaven, mountains, Earth, he can form the
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  Speaker 5: Grand Canyon, he can make the water come over Niagara
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  Speaker 5: Falls twenty four seven. He can't fix yo little bitty
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  Speaker 5: past yours. It's amazing how people make their problems bigger
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  Speaker 5: than God. Somebody told me one time, stop telling God
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  Speaker 5: how big your problems are, and start telling your problems
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  Speaker 5: how big God is, and go on with your life.
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  Speaker 5: Quit driving your car looking in the rear view mirror.
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  Speaker 5: Ain't nothing back there but your past. And if it
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  Speaker 5: was hurtful or painful, or something you just felt like
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  Speaker 5: you can't get over, take your problems to God and
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  Speaker 5: leave them there. You hear the old spiritual all you've
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  Speaker 5: heard it, take your birdens to the Lord, leave them
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  Speaker 5: yet all the time. But you think that applies to everyone,
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  Speaker 5: But you come on, man, a lot of people out
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  Speaker 5: there going through much worse than you have and have
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  Speaker 5: overcome it all. Why won't you take the step to
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  Speaker 5: overcome your past so you can get on with driving
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  Speaker 5: your car and see what God trying to take you.
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  Speaker 5: But it's a trick of the enemy. The enemy tricks
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  Speaker 5: you from seeing your future by having you constantly looking
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  Speaker 5: in your past.
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  Speaker 2: Man, it's a trick of the devil.
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  Speaker 5: If the devil just let you quit, if he would
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  Speaker 5: just let you get to drive in your car, look
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  Speaker 5: out into your future. Your future shows hopefulness. You have
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  Speaker 5: hope when you see the future. But he can keep
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  Speaker 5: you in misery if he keep you looking at your
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  Speaker 5: miserable past. God looking for you, man, God would love
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  Speaker 5: to hear from you. Let's spend some time talking to
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  Speaker 5: God today. Hey God, what's happening.
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  Speaker 2: It's me. I know I ain't talk to you in
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  Speaker 2: a while, but feel bad about that. But I need you.
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  Speaker 6: He know that.
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  Speaker 2: Everybody should say that prayer all the time.
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  Speaker 5: I'm saying to you. Believe it. If you believe it,
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  Speaker 5: one day you will be flying. I believe that today
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  Speaker 5: Today is a great day. Today is the day that
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  Speaker 5: Shunning Strawberry, Colin Frail, Misissippi, Monica, the Left Junior, the
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  Speaker 5: comeback Kid, and the legend that is Nephew Tommy Junior.
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  Speaker 2: What's your T shirt?
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  Speaker 7: Say?
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  Speaker 2: Barbel?
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  Speaker 1: What bully?
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  Speaker 2: Barb Bill Bully?
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  Speaker 8: Oh?
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  Speaker 2: Okay, you pick it? Up that much iron lifted, I
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  Speaker 2: ain't here. Can you do me your favorite this morning?
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  Speaker 7: Check your phone? Just check your phone right quick? Suspecial day,
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  Speaker 7: the suspecial day. I made sure I texted you this time.
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  Speaker 2: I did right, Okay, I got it? Yeah it is. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: If you want me to read it, yeah, yeah, y'all
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  Speaker 2: want you to read let him know what the day is, Junior.
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  Speaker 5: Just text me this to inform you all that today
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  Speaker 5: it's April Fool's Day.
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  Speaker 2: Tommy Day. Oh, okay, I got it right this time.
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  Speaker 2: I miss his history monk, but I got it this time.
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  Speaker 5: Today, got it right this Tuesday Tommy okay, all day?
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  Speaker 2: Many got a daytime?
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  Speaker 6: Well I never thought of it like that, y'all Just
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  Speaker 6: as much fool as I am. But whatever, it's your day.
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  Speaker 2: What is you proud to see you for on his day? Oh?
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  Speaker 5: Because he acknowledges the level of stupidity that he resides here.
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  Speaker 5: He acknowledges it, you know, and it counters you know,
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  Speaker 5: like because like he thinks he's cute too, so then
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  Speaker 5: he counters it with the truth that he's stupid. I
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  Speaker 5: don't know if y'all notice, but I think I've come
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  Speaker 5: to a new conclusion and ladies paying close attention. All right, okay,
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  Speaker 5: I don't think is nothing worse than a stupid cute.
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  Speaker 2: Man that gets on the nerves. I don't think stud choice.
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  Speaker 2: He's fine.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that does not go together.
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  Speaker 2: I want to say that.
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  Speaker 1: All right, guys coming up, thank you. At thirty two
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  Speaker 1: minutes after the hour, we will hear from the nephew.
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  Speaker 1: Bring back right after this Happy April Food's day. Nephew,
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  Speaker 1: you're listening to Steve Hardy Morning show. Spring is in
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  Speaker 1: the air and it leaves long lasting pain relief is
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  Speaker 1: here to keep you moving, whether it's gardening, yard work,
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  Speaker 1: or just spending more time outdoors. Spring has a way
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  Speaker 1: of getting us moving despite anybody pain. That's where a
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  Speaker 1: leave can keep you going. With just one dose, a
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  Speaker 1: lave gives you long lasting body pain relief for up
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  Speaker 1: to twelve hours from sun up to sundown. A leaf's
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  Speaker 1: got your back. Try a leave use as directed for
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  Speaker 1: minor aches and pains. The nephew is here, ladies and gentlemen,
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  Speaker 1: to run that prank back what she got for his nef.
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  Speaker 6: They say it's my day. They say it's April first,
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  Speaker 6: It is my day. It's April fool, so the fool
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  Speaker 6: is here. I will wear it. I will wear it proudly. Okay,
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  Speaker 6: And y'all gonna put some speck on my stupid all right.
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  Speaker 6: It's stupid and sexy all at the same time. So yeah,
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  Speaker 6: I'll take that cute stupidly. What elbum what elba?
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  Speaker 2: Here we go?
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  Speaker 6: Give me my back? That is the prank that we
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  Speaker 6: running back. Give me my arm back, cat dog.
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  Speaker 4: If you wuk hello, hello, I'm trying to resew them.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah it flip Hey on?
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  Speaker 5: What is this?
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  Speaker 4: Are you a Philip?
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  Speaker 5: Up?
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  Speaker 4: Is that who you are? Yes?
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  Speaker 2: This is Philip?
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  Speaker 4: Okay? There there is your son.
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  Speaker 5: Do you know what Dari is?
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  Speaker 8: Okay, calm down?
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  Speaker 4: Yes, okay, is my son? Yes? He calmed down? First
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  Speaker 4: of all, is your son? There is he there at
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  Speaker 4: the house right now?
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  Speaker 2: Okay?
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  Speaker 8: That okay, that's not the issue.
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  Speaker 4: What the issue is what he what he needs?
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  Speaker 5: Sir?
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  Speaker 4: My name is Burns, okay, and I live two streets
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  Speaker 4: over from y'all. Do your son play with a boy
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  Speaker 4: named tum a Tenmith.
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  Speaker 8: Yes, they grew up together. They play ball together. That
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  Speaker 8: that's where they are now. They playing ball right now?
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  Speaker 4: What they're playing Baldi right now.
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  Speaker 8: Send them down there at the park to play ball,
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  Speaker 8: and then they.
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  Speaker 4: Always at the park. That's what I need to know.
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  Speaker 4: I need to know where they at. Let me tell
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  Speaker 4: you something.
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  Speaker 8: Hold I say, hold on, Say what you need to
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  Speaker 8: know where they at for? And what you're finna do.
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  Speaker 4: What is the problem that boy Darius and Till come.
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  Speaker 4: They say they was walking up my street today and
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  Speaker 4: came over here. I have a prosthetic arm. My right
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  Speaker 4: arm is prosthetic, and they know what.
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  Speaker 8: Hold hold on say, Oh you say you got a
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  Speaker 8: prosthetic arm.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, I do.
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  Speaker 4: My right arm is a prosthetic arm. And them boys
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  Speaker 4: came over. What they got to do with my son?
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  Speaker 4: Your boy and that boy tell them came over here
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  Speaker 4: and pulled my arm off of me and ran down
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  Speaker 4: the street with it.
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  Speaker 8: Hold all saying, hold on, taking hold all saying, you
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  Speaker 8: try to tell me that that you lost your arm
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  Speaker 8: to my son and his friend and they ran off
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  Speaker 8: with your arm. They lived down and play basketball. Is
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  Speaker 8: that what you're telling me?
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  Speaker 4: So I'm telling you that I don't know what. I
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  Speaker 4: didn't know nothing about no basketball. They didn't came and
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  Speaker 4: took my prosthetic arm off of me.
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  Speaker 8: I'm i saying, oh, hold on, saying, let me tell
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  Speaker 8: you something that doesn't sound like what something my son
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  Speaker 8: would do. Okay, So I know exactly what they do
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  Speaker 8: and where they're going at all times, and that's not
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  Speaker 8: something that they would do.
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  Speaker 4: I'm sicker players talking about what their kid will do
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  Speaker 4: and won't do. You don't know what they do when
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  Speaker 4: they ain't with y'all. I'm glad you just told me.
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  Speaker 8: They say you at the.
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  Speaker 4: Park, because I'm gonna go right over here to this
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  Speaker 4: park now and from when I found him, I'm gonna
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  Speaker 4: work and get my back.
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  Speaker 8: Okay, hold hold on, hold on, say hold on this
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  Speaker 8: whole everything. Okay, hold on staking now, because you done
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  Speaker 8: said that you're gonna go do something that I know
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  Speaker 8: you don't really mean. All right, not say you.
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  Speaker 4: What I mean exactly what I'm saying. They got my
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  Speaker 4: How you think somebody to take your arm?
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  Speaker 6: Sir?
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  Speaker 8: Okay, Look, let's try to keep disrespectful, all right? All right,
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  Speaker 8: you say they got your arm?
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  Speaker 2: Right?
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  Speaker 4: How about this?
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  Speaker 8: Going to go get my boys? Okay? First of all,
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  Speaker 8: I will meet you at the park, all right. I
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  Speaker 8: will meet you at the park, and we're gonna talk
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  Speaker 8: to talk about this situation like like, gentlemen, Okay, he
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  Speaker 8: ain't ain't no need for me to go down there
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  Speaker 8: and start messing with youngsters. Okay, all right, that's what
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  Speaker 8: we're gonna do, y'all. God they got my arm, sir,
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  Speaker 8: with all due respect, Okay, you're talking about my son,
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  Speaker 8: and I know what he is capable of doing and
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  Speaker 8: what he's not gonna do, and he don't disrespect older
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  Speaker 8: people like that, especially with somebody with a with a
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  Speaker 8: empairment or disablement or whatever.
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  Speaker 2: You got.
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  Speaker 8: Sorry about your arm, you are, I'm not out of health.
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  Speaker 4: I'm I'm trying. I'm asking you what do you not
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  Speaker 4: think taking somebody all is disrespectful. That's disrespectful to take
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  Speaker 4: of an old man and run.
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  Speaker 8: Down the street where sir, disrespectful? But what what is not?
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  Speaker 8: What is not disrespectful?
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  Speaker 5: Also?
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  Speaker 8: Is you telling me you're gonna go up there and
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  Speaker 8: what my son and that's not gonna happen. Okay, do
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  Speaker 8: that's what I'm gonna do.
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  Speaker 4: I'm sign up as soon as I get on.
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  Speaker 8: With Okay, All on second, sir, you're gonna do walk
• 18:35
  Speaker 8: with my son.
• 18:36
  Speaker 4: I'm a son up as soon as I get to
• 18:39
  Speaker 4: this park, and that's with it because they take my
• 18:43
  Speaker 4: arm and they know they did.
• 18:44
  Speaker 8: I'm gonna, okay, let me tell you something.
• 18:46
  Speaker 4: You'll call me up, disrespecting me and threatening my son.
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  Speaker 8: Do you know what you're talking to? I'll tell you
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  Speaker 8: what you do? Say what you could wait to that
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• 18:56
  Speaker 3: Wrong?
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  Speaker 8: Okay?
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  Speaker 2: Say his name?
• 18:57
  Speaker 6: Wrong?
• 18:58
  Speaker 8: Okay, say it, and then I you want to do,
• 19:00
  Speaker 8: I'm gonna take your other arm and I'm gonna beat.
• 19:03
  Speaker 4: You're gonna tell you something. Let me tell you something.
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  Speaker 4: I don't think. Don't think. I can't whoop what this
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• 19:11
  Speaker 4: This going on, I'll pullingish you man.
• 19:13
  Speaker 8: Okay, Collin, you ain't gonna know what to do with
• 19:17
  Speaker 8: your life because you can't fign your arm. You ain't
• 19:19
  Speaker 8: got no sense and you over here with the wrong
• 19:21
  Speaker 8: people's family, all right.
• 19:23
  Speaker 4: You don't know. You don't know what happened in my arm.
• 19:26
  Speaker 4: You don't know I lost my arm. You don't know
• 19:29
  Speaker 4: what happened.
• 19:31
  Speaker 8: You quiet? You know?
• 19:33
  Speaker 4: You know I know what happened in my arm.
• 19:36
  Speaker 8: Why are you crying? We asked you something, mister sincidive.
• 19:40
  Speaker 8: What what's the problem?
• 19:42
  Speaker 2: You know know what?
• 19:44
  Speaker 4: You don't know how I lost the arm. You don't
• 19:46
  Speaker 4: know how I lost this.
• 19:48
  Speaker 8: I don't know how you've lost your arm. I really
• 19:50
  Speaker 8: I don't give you just I don't know who got
• 19:55
  Speaker 8: your my son and got your arm?
• 19:57
  Speaker 4: Know your son? He do?
• 19:59
  Speaker 9: He?
• 19:59
  Speaker 8: Do?
• 19:59
  Speaker 2: You know?
• 20:00
  Speaker 4: Don't have my aunt?
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  Speaker 6: Tell me?
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  Speaker 4: Tell me got my aunt? Who got your Temmy? Got it? Tommy?
• 20:08
  Speaker 4: Tell me got it? Tell me the one got to Joe?
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  Speaker 8: Who?
• 20:12
  Speaker 2: Tell me?
• 20:13
  Speaker 3: Man?
• 20:14
  Speaker 9: Tommy Man nephew Tommy from the Steve Harby Morning Show. Man,
• 20:18
  Speaker 9: your son Darius fifteen year old got me the frank
• 20:21
  Speaker 9: phone called you. Oh yo, man, yo yo, he called
• 20:35
  Speaker 9: you and told you that.
• 20:39
  Speaker 8: Told you gonna punishment. I knew he wasn't gonna do. No,
• 20:44
  Speaker 8: you don't punishment double time now, Oh man, you y'all
• 20:53
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• 20:57
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• 21:02
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  Speaker 8: you have.
• 21:15
  Speaker 2: It, shirly, it's my day all day. The fool is here. Okay.
• 21:19
  Speaker 6: I was given that title. A little earlier. I will
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• 21:25
  Speaker 6: stupid and sexy and fool of re all.
• 21:27
  Speaker 2: And what yeah?
• 21:28
  Speaker 6: All right?
• 21:28
  Speaker 1: Coming up next to his ask the COLO with their
• 21:32
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  Speaker 1: hour and entertainment news, Yay suggests his marriage to a
• 22:16
  Speaker 1: white woman was made possible by doctor Martin Luther King Junior.
• 22:21
  Speaker 1: Usher publicly supported his former mentor Diddy and said he
• 22:26
  Speaker 1: has a lot of respect for him and The Artemis
• 22:29
  Speaker 1: two rocket is set to launch tonight in a history
• 22:32
  Speaker 1: making trip that is all coming up at the top
• 22:35
  Speaker 1: of the hour, we'll get into it, but right now
• 22:37
  Speaker 1: it is time to ask the CLO our chief Love Officer,
• 22:42
  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey. This is from Dawn and Brooklyn. Dawn writes,
• 22:46
  Speaker 1: my husband and I went to a concert. We also
• 22:49
  Speaker 1: went to the meet and greet because it's his favorite singer.
• 22:52
  Speaker 1: He got so excited. I made jokes about it, and
• 22:56
  Speaker 1: he said he will never share a happy moment with
• 22:59
  Speaker 1: me again. Was I wrong or is he too sensitive?
• 23:03
  Speaker 5: Well?
• 23:03
  Speaker 2: You kind of sensitive? You just excited to see him?
• 23:06
  Speaker 2: Oh no, ain't. I can't see that. Dog.
• 23:12
  Speaker 5: I met Luther uh huh, who I considered the greatest
• 23:17
  Speaker 5: male vocalist to ever live. Tommy Open for It two
• 23:21
  Speaker 5: years and when I met him, I just went, man, boy,
• 23:27
  Speaker 5: man boy, you gave me some moment. I show appreciated, dog,
• 23:31
  Speaker 5: but I wouldn't bubbly and over the top.
• 23:36
  Speaker 2: Giddy.
• 23:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah, she said, he got so excited. She joked about it.
• 23:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah, man, everybody knows me to be looking at me. Dog,
• 23:53
  Speaker 2: You're good?
• 23:54
  Speaker 9: Was that?
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 23:55
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 23:56
  Speaker 3: Too much?
• 23:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so he's too sensitive, you're saying, all right?
• 24:00
  Speaker 2: All right?
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: Moving on to Danielle, Danielle says, my husband and I
• 24:05
  Speaker 1: ran into his brother at the gym. He got mad
• 24:09
  Speaker 1: because I spoke. They fell out months ago, but I
• 24:12
  Speaker 1: still talked to his brother's wife almost daily. My husband thinks,
• 24:16
  Speaker 1: if he's mad, then i'm mad too. Is this a
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: rule or is my husband being childish?
• 24:22
  Speaker 5: Well no, that's not a rule. But all you did
• 24:28
  Speaker 5: was speak. It's his brother, you know, it's just a jested.
• 24:33
  Speaker 5: You know, some of y'all take these this stuff too far.
• 24:37
  Speaker 5: I mean, so your husband don't forgot whatever I'm mad.
• 24:43
  Speaker 1: At that is my brother over there, right blood.
• 24:47
  Speaker 5: Yeah, So let me ask you something, ma'am that you
• 24:53
  Speaker 5: should propose to your brother. If he see your brother
• 24:56
  Speaker 5: at the gym and your brother getting in a fight
• 24:58
  Speaker 5: and somebody beating his brother, would he do you're still
• 25:01
  Speaker 5: mad at him, You're gonna.
• 25:02
  Speaker 1: Go help him, you know he's gonna jump in.
• 25:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah No, no, not all of them should. It's somebody
• 25:09
  Speaker 2: on this petty like that. Wow? Yeah, oh your brother? Okay?
• 25:15
  Speaker 1: All right, So you're saying her husband is being childish,
• 25:20
  Speaker 1: and you spoke.
• 25:22
  Speaker 2: You didn't take your side, right y'all?
• 25:25
  Speaker 6: Mad?
• 25:26
  Speaker 2: Y'all know, y'all gonna have to get over this, don't you.
• 25:28
  Speaker 1: Eventually they're always gonna be brothers. Yeah, that's never gonna change,
• 25:36
  Speaker 1: all right. Moving on to Leonard H. D. Leonard writes,
• 25:40
  Speaker 1: most of the time when I'm out, I don't answer
• 25:43
  Speaker 1: my wife's calls because I don't want to explain what
• 25:46
  Speaker 1: I'm doing. I'm not doing anything wrong. I just don't
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: want her questioning me. Can I be upfront with her
• 25:52
  Speaker 1: about all the questions or keep ignoring her calls?
• 25:56
  Speaker 2: Brother? Either way?
• 25:58
  Speaker 5: Either way, either way, you gonna get the same results.
• 26:01
  Speaker 5: If you keep ignoing them calls, then you leave her
• 26:04
  Speaker 5: mind to wonder. Then what your explanation is. I don't
• 26:07
  Speaker 5: want to hear what you got to say.
• 26:09
  Speaker 2: When I'm doing it though I ain't doing nothing wrong.
• 26:12
  Speaker 1: What what?
• 26:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 26:14
  Speaker 5: You don't even understand you You're looking at this the
• 26:17
  Speaker 5: wrong way.
• 26:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 26:20
  Speaker 5: See, let me tell you something, man, If you start
• 26:22
  Speaker 5: answering the phone, man, you will limit the calls. Yeah,
• 26:27
  Speaker 5: But if you keep ig knowing them, they gonna keep coming.
• 26:30
  Speaker 5: Because now where is he at? Why is he not
• 26:32
  Speaker 5: answering my phone? What's wrong with him? Then when you
• 26:35
  Speaker 5: do answer the phone, Hey, I need you to quit
• 26:37
  Speaker 5: calling me because I be doing stuff and I don't
• 26:39
  Speaker 5: want to hear your mouth.
• 26:42
  Speaker 2: No, please, what are you doing?
• 26:47
  Speaker 8: So?
• 26:48
  Speaker 1: But what what is she asking him? Why is she
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: calling him like this?
• 26:52
  Speaker 2: I don't know why she calling him? The problem is
• 26:55
  Speaker 2: from him.
• 26:56
  Speaker 5: Uh huh.
• 26:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he's saying he doesn't want to explain what he's doing.
• 27:00
  Speaker 5: But he listen to me, you have to answer your
• 27:03
  Speaker 5: wife's call. Something could be wrong. Yeah, yeah, let's just
• 27:08
  Speaker 5: start with that.
• 27:10
  Speaker 2: Baby. It's everything. Okay.
• 27:11
  Speaker 5: Hey, look, I'm in the middle of something right now.
• 27:13
  Speaker 5: Let let me finish this. I'll call you back.
• 27:16
  Speaker 2: Baby. You okay? I answered the phone. Hey, hey, you good?
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 27:19
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm fine. Okay, cool, baby, I'm in the middle
• 27:22
  Speaker 5: of guy, got a call. I'm on the set, I'm
• 27:24
  Speaker 5: on the radiom on something. Let me give you a
• 27:27
  Speaker 5: call back. Okay, at cover my face that nothing's wrong
• 27:31
  Speaker 5: with her, right right, but but don't answer this phone though,
• 27:35
  Speaker 5: and see how that go.
• 27:36
  Speaker 1: He just sounds like he doesn't want to hear her
• 27:38
  Speaker 1: voice period.
• 27:40
  Speaker 2: I know, but you can't see that.
• 27:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah, what are you doing Leonard?
• 27:46
  Speaker 2: All right?
• 27:47
  Speaker 1: And he wants to know should he tell her that
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: he doesn't want her to call?
• 27:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah. See That's what I'm telling you, man. If you
• 27:57
  Speaker 2: do that, that's mean there's a problem.
• 28:02
  Speaker 1: He doesn't want to talk to her period. Yeah, yeah,
• 28:05
  Speaker 1: there's a problems me. There's a problem, Steve. Yeah, all right,
• 28:13
  Speaker 1: all right, divorce court, all right, last one, last one,
• 28:18
  Speaker 1: last one.
• 28:19
  Speaker 2: Clo.
• 28:19
  Speaker 1: This is from Candace. Candace writes, I fell in love
• 28:22
  Speaker 1: with a longtime friend, and I can't get past the
• 28:25
  Speaker 1: fact that I know he used to be horrorsh and
• 28:28
  Speaker 1: has a lot of women in his past. I've asked
• 28:31
  Speaker 1: him to get rid of all his female friends. It's
• 28:35
  Speaker 1: mandatory because I used to be a friend. Is that
• 28:39
  Speaker 1: too much to ask?
• 28:40
  Speaker 8: Oh?
• 28:40
  Speaker 2: She was a nope, nope. But here's your problem. Here's
• 28:47
  Speaker 2: another example of what I say, over and over and
• 28:52
  Speaker 2: buy it again. I don't know why.
• 28:54
  Speaker 5: Y'all be lying about these friendships. If you are attractive,
• 29:00
  Speaker 5: why would a man want to be your friend? It's
• 29:04
  Speaker 5: just not gonna work. And now it hasn't even worked
• 29:07
  Speaker 5: out for you. And now you're tripping because you like him.
• 29:10
  Speaker 5: But you know he had a lot of women. Well
• 29:12
  Speaker 5: you wasn't one of them, so what that ain't your business?
• 29:17
  Speaker 5: So now you want him to get rid of all
• 29:20
  Speaker 5: his female friends because you was one of them?
• 29:23
  Speaker 2: In fact?
• 29:25
  Speaker 5: Oh so the rest of his friends. He was doing
• 29:28
  Speaker 5: them and now you're gonna have him do you too?
• 29:32
  Speaker 5: And now you want him to get rid of all
• 29:34
  Speaker 5: of them? You finish find out something though, what you done?
• 29:40
  Speaker 5: Fell in love with him? Has he fell in love
• 29:43
  Speaker 5: with you?
• 29:44
  Speaker 1: And she didn't say that. Are you saying it's not
• 29:48
  Speaker 1: a two way street?
• 29:50
  Speaker 2: You don't know that yet? See you falling for him?
• 29:54
  Speaker 2: He was just waiting, he been, he been, He been
• 29:56
  Speaker 2: circling for years.
• 29:58
  Speaker 5: We ain't on you to get tired to being by
• 30:00
  Speaker 5: yourself and all that, and then he swooped right in
• 30:03
  Speaker 5: and now he done cracked the cold.
• 30:05
  Speaker 1: Wow, now.
• 30:08
  Speaker 5: You shitting opinion. Now you want him to give up everybody?
• 30:11
  Speaker 5: He didn't say he was going to give up everybody. Yeah,
• 30:14
  Speaker 5: he said he was going to do everybody.
• 30:19
  Speaker 1: Said he was horush. All right, Celo, thank you, thank you,
• 30:25
  Speaker 1: thank you, thank you. Coming up at the top of
• 30:27
  Speaker 1: the hour, we will have some entertainment news for you
• 30:30
  Speaker 1: right after this. You're listening hard Morning show. Yay, the
• 30:40
  Speaker 1: artist formerly known as Kanye West, has a new album out.
• 30:44
  Speaker 1: It was released last Friday and it's called Bully. The
• 30:48
  Speaker 1: album has gotten mixed reviews so far, and now Yay
• 30:51
  Speaker 1: is receiving backlash for suggesting that his interracial marriage to
• 30:56
  Speaker 1: Bianca Censori was made possible the efforts of doctor Martin
• 31:01
  Speaker 1: Luther King Junior. Okay, Yay has a song called King
• 31:07
  Speaker 1: on the album, and the lyrics are Listen to the lyrics,
• 31:10
  Speaker 1: I bought a white queen to the altar. Couldn't happen
• 31:14
  Speaker 1: without Martin Luther What the lyric is in reference to
• 31:20
  Speaker 1: the nineteen sixty seven Loving Versus Virginia Supreme Court decision
• 31:25
  Speaker 1: that lifted the band on interracial marriage during the time
• 31:29
  Speaker 1: that doctor Martin Luther King Junior was actively fighting against segregation.
• 31:34
  Speaker 1: So Yay tried to tie all that together.
• 31:38
  Speaker 2: That's the first time though, as you're talking about.
• 31:47
  Speaker 1: Come on, yeah, Yay, though you are.
• 31:53
  Speaker 2: And you know, you know.
• 31:58
  Speaker 5: You are the act drag Mar and Luther King and yes, yes, yes,
• 32:05
  Speaker 5: all black boys white girls. Well John hands.
• 32:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah, well, okay, that's really a stretch. It's a stretch,
• 32:21
  Speaker 1: isn't it. It's it's okay. And then you know, we
• 32:26
  Speaker 1: as black women, we call each other queens. You know
• 32:29
  Speaker 1: what I'm saying. We call each other queen, right right, right, Yeah,
• 32:32
  Speaker 1: that's what we say to each other. Hey, Queen, or
• 32:34
  Speaker 1: what's up, Queen Grand Rising Queen? Nothing? Yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 32:46
  Speaker 1: all right, go ahead, Kanye.
• 32:48
  Speaker 2: We don't care.
• 32:50
  Speaker 1: We really don't. We really don't. We really really don't
• 32:54
  Speaker 1: and moving on. In a recent interview with Forbes magazine,
• 32:58
  Speaker 1: Usher publicly support or did his former mentor, Sean Ditty COLMBS.
• 33:02
  Speaker 1: Usher stated that he still holds respect for Ditty and
• 33:05
  Speaker 1: views Ditty's musical and business contributions as a legacy. He
• 33:10
  Speaker 1: referred to Ditty as a hard teacher who was essential
• 33:14
  Speaker 1: in his early career back in the nineteen nineties. While
• 33:17
  Speaker 1: Usher didn't defend the sexual offense charges that led to
• 33:20
  Speaker 1: Ditty's fifty month prison conviction, he stated quote, I can't
• 33:24
  Speaker 1: with any sense of humanity not recognize the valuable contributions
• 33:28
  Speaker 1: that this man made for us. Usher's interview sparked backlash
• 33:32
  Speaker 1: from his fans, with many finding his support of Ditty
• 33:35
  Speaker 1: tone death, giving the severity of the charges and the
• 33:39
  Speaker 1: numerous allegations again to Ditty. So can you understand why
• 33:43
  Speaker 1: Usher still has a lot of respect for Ditty, saying
• 33:46
  Speaker 1: he was his mentor and all of that, Well.
• 33:50
  Speaker 5: I can understand it because if you compartmentalize it, which
• 33:55
  Speaker 5: is obviously what he's done. Talked about this one aspect
• 33:58
  Speaker 5: of their relationship. He can feel that way. I'll give
• 34:02
  Speaker 5: you an example. I still hold Bill Cosby at a
• 34:10
  Speaker 5: certain level of appreciation for what he's done for me
• 34:15
  Speaker 5: in my career.
• 34:17
  Speaker 6: Uh.
• 34:17
  Speaker 5: He was a huge part of getting my sons into
• 34:20
  Speaker 5: more house. He made some calls for me, and I
• 34:23
  Speaker 5: do appreciate that. I appreciate all the money that he
• 34:26
  Speaker 5: gave to black institutions. He was the largest giver to
• 34:30
  Speaker 5: FISK ever in the history of FISK. He did a
• 34:33
  Speaker 5: lot for HBCUs and I appreciate.
• 34:36
  Speaker 2: All of that.
• 34:37
  Speaker 5: So I can and and you know, I won't sit
• 34:40
  Speaker 5: up in here and beat the man up for what
• 34:43
  Speaker 5: he did, because he paid his dues, he went to prison,
• 34:47
  Speaker 5: he did his time.
• 34:49
  Speaker 2: Do I approve of what he did? Of course not.
• 34:52
  Speaker 2: And our victim's real absolutely one.
• 34:57
  Speaker 1: You were shot right when you heard the everyone else And.
• 35:01
  Speaker 5: Then somebody asked me in an interview, how can you
• 35:04
  Speaker 5: still be friends with a man like Bill Carby. I
• 35:07
  Speaker 5: ain't know none of this was going on. I learned
• 35:09
  Speaker 5: it when y'all learned it. Yeah, So, yeah, we was
• 35:12
  Speaker 5: cool and he was always a great guy to me.
• 35:17
  Speaker 5: But you know this came out and then he had
• 35:19
  Speaker 5: to go to prison for it. You know, man, you
• 35:22
  Speaker 5: got to pay for the things you do in life,
• 35:24
  Speaker 5: one way or the other.
• 35:26
  Speaker 1: Your decisions and persons.
• 35:29
  Speaker 5: Yes, and people want to erase him from the face
• 35:32
  Speaker 5: of the you know, all these people took his names
• 35:35
  Speaker 5: off these buildings that he bought.
• 35:36
  Speaker 2: I ain't seen nobody give the money back. Yeah, and
• 35:42
  Speaker 2: how they say that part.
• 35:46
  Speaker 1: Yea, all right, yeah, all right, well thank you for that.
• 35:50
  Speaker 5: Finally now, but now let's keep it real now pluffect
• 35:53
  Speaker 5: hate Bill calls me that part.
• 35:58
  Speaker 1: But that far.
• 36:02
  Speaker 3: To Usher who got in the game very young, understood. Yeah,
• 36:06
  Speaker 3: and they have that mentor relationship.
• 36:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, that's all he said. He don't condon't know
• 36:11
  Speaker 2: what he did, none of that.
• 36:13
  Speaker 1: No, he's not saying that at all. Yeah, I hear
• 36:17
  Speaker 1: all right, all right. Finally, after several days, the Artemis
• 36:21
  Speaker 1: two rocket is on the launch pad at Kennedy Space
• 36:24
  Speaker 1: Center and ready to launch tonight. Four astronauts, one of
• 36:29
  Speaker 1: them a brother, will lift off from Florida aboard NASA's
• 36:32
  Speaker 1: most powerful rocket for a nine day flight that will
• 36:35
  Speaker 1: take them around the far side of the Moon and
• 36:37
  Speaker 1: back the mission.
• 36:38
  Speaker 2: I'm not doing that.
• 36:40
  Speaker 5: You know, you're not going up in space. You know,
• 36:44
  Speaker 5: I don't care if it is one brother on that.
• 36:46
  Speaker 5: We've already had a black man in space that I
• 36:48
  Speaker 5: did it through, so we can.
• 36:51
  Speaker 1: Only have one.
• 36:53
  Speaker 2: I'm not getting on that thing.
• 36:54
  Speaker 1: No. If all goes as planned, the astronauts will travel
• 36:59
  Speaker 1: farther from Earth than any humans in history. Right, all right, guys,
• 37:11
  Speaker 1: coming up in twenty minutes after President Trump told an
• 37:14
  Speaker 1: audience that he loves to hang around with losers, we'll
• 37:17
  Speaker 1: talk about that right after this. You're listening Steve Hardy
• 37:21
  Speaker 1: Morning Show. Spring is in the air, and a leave's
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  Speaker 1: Last week, at an investment summon in Miami, President Trump
• 38:00
  Speaker 1: stated that he likes to quote hang around with losers.
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  Speaker 1: Because it makes him feel better. Trump explained that he
• 38:07
  Speaker 1: prefers the company of those who listen listen to his
• 38:10
  Speaker 1: own success stories over him having to hear about their accomplishments.
• 38:14
  Speaker 1: He later said, I'm only kidding sort of. So Steve
• 38:21
  Speaker 1: got to throw you in here. Don't you always say,
• 38:23
  Speaker 1: if you're the smartest person in your group, you need
• 38:25
  Speaker 1: a new group.
• 38:27
  Speaker 5: Well, I mean he said it. I knew he was
• 38:30
  Speaker 5: trying to be funny. Yeah, I've been watching him close enough.
• 38:34
  Speaker 2: He was trying to be funny. He can't tell a joke.
• 38:38
  Speaker 2: This dude is so yeah, because.
• 38:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he's like hanging around losers.
• 38:48
  Speaker 5: You can't you can't count the stuff that he has
• 38:51
  Speaker 5: said that's unpresidential.
• 38:53
  Speaker 2: You can't count it. Yeah, you can't count that. And
• 38:57
  Speaker 2: you can't count the live.
• 39:00
  Speaker 1: So is your cat full of losers? Of course?
• 39:05
  Speaker 5: Of course, everyone he hand picked to do his bidding,
• 39:08
  Speaker 5: and they're doing it cash for Tail Hesburgh, the dude
• 39:12
  Speaker 5: that had Michael Johnson, all these cats, everybody he got
• 39:16
  Speaker 5: up around him, the head of education or the head
• 39:19
  Speaker 5: of the military, everybody he got, the rest secretary, everybody
• 39:27
  Speaker 5: that that poor girl, that poor white girl be on
• 39:30
  Speaker 5: that she'd be lying so hard. She didn't got defensive looking.
• 39:33
  Speaker 5: She aging bad right now, she looks she gonna go down,
• 39:36
  Speaker 5: like just like when Sarah Huckleby had the job. I'm
• 39:39
  Speaker 5: telling you watch this, This white girl ain't gonna last. Well,
• 39:44
  Speaker 5: they fall apart. They cannot do it for a sustained
• 39:48
  Speaker 5: period of time. They not The women are not made
• 39:52
  Speaker 5: that way. Women don't enjoy that. Women do not enjoy
• 39:58
  Speaker 5: being deceptive for long per pods of time. Y'all could
• 40:01
  Speaker 5: do it a little.
• 40:01
  Speaker 2: Bit, lion, but she just man.
• 40:07
  Speaker 6: All right?
• 40:08
  Speaker 1: Well, yeah, he says that he likes you know, he
• 40:11
  Speaker 1: preferred them hearing his stories and him to have to
• 40:15
  Speaker 1: hear their accomplishments. I'd rather they listen to mine, right, So, yeah,
• 40:27
  Speaker 1: You've always said that since I've known you, if you're
• 40:29
  Speaker 1: the smartest person in your group, get yourself a new group.
• 40:32
  Speaker 2: And he won't.
• 40:34
  Speaker 5: He remains the smartest person. He thinks he knows more
• 40:37
  Speaker 5: than military men because he went to a military high school.
• 40:41
  Speaker 1: Did you hear nothing because you served in the military
• 40:44
  Speaker 1: or or you led in the military.
• 40:47
  Speaker 2: I know more than these generals. I went to military
• 40:50
  Speaker 2: high school. What duty? What are you talking about?
• 41:00
  Speaker 10: All right?
• 41:03
  Speaker 1: You need a new group. All right, well we mentioned
• 41:07
  Speaker 1: this earlier today of course, all day is April Fool's Day,
• 41:11
  Speaker 1: and our resident King of Pranks, one and only nephew,
• 41:15
  Speaker 1: Tommy is here with some thoughts to share with us.
• 41:18
  Speaker 1: Right after this. You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. Well,
• 41:27
  Speaker 1: happy April Fools Day. Today is April first, and Tommy, listen,
• 41:33
  Speaker 1: we give it, We give the credit to you. This
• 41:36
  Speaker 1: is your day. What is on your mind today?
• 41:39
  Speaker 6: On your I will wear the crown, well, I will
• 41:41
  Speaker 6: try and represent. All right, it's April Fools. Let the
• 41:45
  Speaker 6: fool give you some April fool stuff to do. Okay,
• 41:49
  Speaker 6: you want it, you want it. You want to pull
• 41:51
  Speaker 6: some pranks on, some jokes on some people at the job.
• 41:53
  Speaker 6: I gotta plaint so all right, so June Steve, y'all
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  Speaker 6: tell me what y'all think.
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  Speaker 2: Here's the one. Here's a good one.
• 41:59
  Speaker 6: Go in the break room, open up that refrigerator, that
• 42:02
  Speaker 6: that nasty refrigerator. Everybody got it, all right. When you
• 42:05
  Speaker 6: get open up somebody's lunch, get you some slices of
• 42:10
  Speaker 6: serrano peppers, lay it in the sandwich or whatever food
• 42:14
  Speaker 6: they got, wrap it back up and then wait for
• 42:16
  Speaker 6: lunchtime and sit back, wait for the fireworks.
• 42:19
  Speaker 2: That's a gonna kill you. Somebody to a fight what
• 42:25
  Speaker 2: I think?
• 42:25
  Speaker 6: Okaywich gonna be all right, try this one on. Get
• 42:31
  Speaker 6: you a big bag of dry ice, dry ice, all right,
• 42:36
  Speaker 6: put that in one of the waste baskets in the
• 42:38
  Speaker 6: in the in the office.
• 42:39
  Speaker 2: All right, pull some water on it.
• 42:41
  Speaker 6: Now, we already know it's gonna go smoke you right,
• 42:44
  Speaker 6: Go pull the firelong, go pour the fire alarm. Immediately
• 42:47
  Speaker 6: run outside, get your camera and start video. Everybody that's
• 42:50
  Speaker 6: finna run out. You're finish.
• 42:51
  Speaker 2: See some greatness come out here.
• 42:52
  Speaker 6: You gonna you go see people falling, tripping over themself
• 42:55
  Speaker 6: once they see all that smoke billowing all into the room.
• 42:58
  Speaker 2: I promise you you're finna have running you know, you know,
• 43:02
  Speaker 2: you know you don't. You don't want your job no more.
• 43:05
  Speaker 1: You don't.
• 43:07
  Speaker 2: No, they don't need to know you did it.
• 43:09
  Speaker 5: Just do it.
• 43:10
  Speaker 2: Oh the camera didn't see that. It just turned off
• 43:14
  Speaker 2: of that five minutes.
• 43:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he didn't think.
• 43:18
  Speaker 2: I didn't think that part that. I think. Okay, how
• 43:19
  Speaker 2: about this, how about this that's cost here food? How
• 43:22
  Speaker 2: about this here?
• 43:24
  Speaker 6: Door dash, door, dash, A big box of condoms, to
• 43:30
  Speaker 6: your to your to your manager. It's gonna yeah, it's
• 43:33
  Speaker 6: gonna go straight to that. Just it's just sit back
• 43:35
  Speaker 6: and watch firework.
• 43:36
  Speaker 3: So you want grown people listening to this show to
• 43:39
  Speaker 3: just do pranks on the at their job today.
• 43:42
  Speaker 6: Hey, if you asking no food to tell you what
• 43:44
  Speaker 6: to do on Apri food, that's what I'm finna do.
• 43:46
  Speaker 6: I'm telling you this is good stuff. This makes this
• 43:50
  Speaker 6: makes it. They go fast.
• 43:52
  Speaker 1: Oh, that's what we're worried about.
• 43:54
  Speaker 8: All.
• 43:55
  Speaker 5: You can just walk in your local favorite chicken place.
• 43:58
  Speaker 5: I can't popeye KFC, you know, Harold, You walk in
• 44:03
  Speaker 5: your favorite chicken place and just standing in the middle of.
• 44:06
  Speaker 2: The floor and go, my brother got the bird flud
• 44:08
  Speaker 2: eating his chicken yesterday.
• 44:11
  Speaker 1: Walk it's wrong with y'all? Okay, okay, okay.
• 44:18
  Speaker 6: How about this draw up some divorce papers, put them
• 44:21
  Speaker 6: in an envelope, seal it, address it to one of
• 44:24
  Speaker 6: your coworkers, Take it.
• 44:25
  Speaker 2: Down to the receptionist.
• 44:27
  Speaker 6: How the receptionist come, drop it off to that particular coworker,
• 44:31
  Speaker 6: Sit back and watch the fireworks.
• 44:33
  Speaker 2: Come on.
• 44:34
  Speaker 1: What see you're playing too much?
• 44:39
  Speaker 4: Now?
• 44:39
  Speaker 1: That is crazy.
• 44:43
  Speaker 2: That don't work.
• 44:47
  Speaker 6: Okay, if it's too far it works, Thank you, because
• 44:52
  Speaker 6: y'all not thinking foolery. You're thinking from the other side.
• 44:55
  Speaker 6: You think, I like, man, why would you do somebody?
• 44:57
  Speaker 1: What do you think?
• 44:59
  Speaker 5: What do you I think he's doing exactly what I've
• 45:01
  Speaker 5: known he's capable of to us. See, y'all don't realize
• 45:04
  Speaker 5: how stupid he is. I've been, Yeah, Junior realized that
• 45:10
  Speaker 5: this was a day set aside for him.
• 45:12
  Speaker 2: I never looked at it that way.
• 45:17
  Speaker 6: All right, all right, A gift basket, a gift basket.
• 45:20
  Speaker 6: Put some put all the hygiene products in there, d
• 45:22
  Speaker 6: Over and two based, moth watch, everything, et cetera. Put
• 45:25
  Speaker 6: it on a coworker's desk, put a card on it,
• 45:28
  Speaker 6: and let the card say, please start using these items.
• 45:31
  Speaker 2: But we can't take it no more. That ain't a
• 45:34
  Speaker 2: that ain't a frank that needs to happen. I do
• 45:38
  Speaker 2: like that.
• 45:38
  Speaker 1: You need to tell it.
• 45:39
  Speaker 2: That's what you do. Yeah, Yeah, we're giving you all
• 45:44
  Speaker 2: the tools. There's no more.
• 45:49
  Speaker 6: Yeah, y'all know what y'all know how I do love
• 45:52
  Speaker 6: these all. Ask everybody if they want any chicken from
• 45:55
  Speaker 6: the Chicken play. Okay, everybody that wants some chicken cool
• 46:00
  Speaker 6: three piece chicken wrap it off on like this when
• 46:02
  Speaker 6: they open it.
• 46:03
  Speaker 2: There's three baby chicks in there that's gonna kill.
• 46:10
  Speaker 4: Today.
• 46:12
  Speaker 1: From the one and only Nephew Tommy. Coming up next,
• 46:15
  Speaker 1: the prank phone call from the Nephew. Right after this,
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  Speaker 1: you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Coming up
• 46:27
  Speaker 1: at about four minutes after the hour. It's my strawberry
• 46:29
  Speaker 1: letter for today and the subject is my man and
• 46:34
  Speaker 1: his Money. Okay, I like the title of that one.
• 46:40
  Speaker 1: We'll get into it and find out what it's all
• 46:42
  Speaker 1: about in just a few because right now it is
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  Speaker 1: time for the nephew and today's prank phone call. And
• 46:49
  Speaker 1: what you got for is neph on.
• 46:50
  Speaker 2: This great getting up date. That is whose day? Who's Daykay?
• 46:59
  Speaker 2: That's right here is.
• 47:05
  Speaker 1: You said you're gonna do something with the church today.
• 47:08
  Speaker 2: That's right.
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  Speaker 6: Uh. You know what the church parking lot, because that's
• 47:13
  Speaker 6: where it goes down a lot, the church parking y'all
• 47:17
  Speaker 6: don't know, a lot of stuff go down before you
• 47:19
  Speaker 6: get into the church.
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  Speaker 2: That's a lot going onme.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, see when you're on the church ministry, that's a
• 47:23
  Speaker 6: different kind of minus y'all.
• 47:25
  Speaker 2: Y'all don't know. Parking lot ministry. That's just work minute. Yes,
• 47:29
  Speaker 2: yes they do.
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  Speaker 6: I don't know if they ever come into the service.
• 47:33
  Speaker 6: I never see them in the service. I see them
• 47:36
  Speaker 6: here work, but I don't know if they ever come in.
• 47:39
  Speaker 6: I know they sweat in. They've probably been sweating out there,
• 47:42
  Speaker 6: but they don't. Never seem to make it to service.
• 47:45
  Speaker 6: But this is right here is church parking lot. Let's
• 47:47
  Speaker 6: go catch dog. Uh yeah, Brendan. Hey, I'm trying to
• 47:53
  Speaker 6: reach you. How you doing, uh, Britanda. I want to
• 47:55
  Speaker 6: make sure I got the right person. You're the person
• 47:57
  Speaker 6: that you work at the at the first about I
• 48:00
  Speaker 6: go to uh my name, my name is Calvin got Brother,
• 48:04
  Speaker 6: Calvin Brother. I go to Saint Missionary Baptist Church where
• 48:07
  Speaker 6: you yeah?
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  Speaker 2: So yeah, so everything all right, everything's fine. Well, I
• 48:13
  Speaker 2: got a little issue and I'm trying to get to
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  Speaker 2: the bottom of it.
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  Speaker 4: Now.
• 48:17
  Speaker 6: You work in the before service start. You work in
• 48:21
  Speaker 6: the parking lot on and yeah yeah, yeah, and you
• 48:25
  Speaker 6: tell people where the park and stuff right right right?
• 48:28
  Speaker 11: What you looking for some employment? You want to you
• 48:31
  Speaker 11: want to join us?
• 48:32
  Speaker 1: No?
• 48:33
  Speaker 6: No, no, what to see the issue I got, man,
• 48:35
  Speaker 6: I've been dealing with this probably about the last two
• 48:38
  Speaker 6: months now that Okay, hold on, I'm trying to tell you.
• 48:42
  Speaker 6: So the problem is when I come to the church
• 48:44
  Speaker 6: last couple of months, man, I've been I've been coming
• 48:47
  Speaker 6: like my my my, my regular card and broke down
• 48:50
  Speaker 6: on me. So I had I got an old van
• 48:53
  Speaker 6: that I've been at that. Yeah, yeah, you know, I
• 48:55
  Speaker 6: got a old van and I've been using to get
• 48:56
  Speaker 6: around in. So now for the last two months, I've
• 49:00
  Speaker 6: been riding in it when I come into the church.
• 49:02
  Speaker 6: You know you and I find out who you were,
• 49:06
  Speaker 6: but you keep sending me to the back of the
• 49:09
  Speaker 6: parking lot.
• 49:10
  Speaker 2: And then but you know I noticed, now, no bro,
• 49:13
  Speaker 2: not on the real.
• 49:14
  Speaker 6: So you sending me to the back, and I'm noticing
• 49:16
  Speaker 6: when I see cars that's like two ten, twenty fifteen cars.
• 49:20
  Speaker 11: Well, brother, well listen, we don't have no set place
• 49:24
  Speaker 11: where we put model car. You know, I just direct
• 49:27
  Speaker 11: the traffic.
• 49:27
  Speaker 6: Brother, Okay, So so you're trying to tell me for
• 49:30
  Speaker 6: the last two months you just direct traffic, but you
• 49:33
  Speaker 6: got but you directed me to the back every time.
• 49:36
  Speaker 2: But a car behind me or a car in front
• 49:38
  Speaker 2: of me, it'll be going to the front.
• 49:41
  Speaker 11: Now where you getting this information from me?
• 49:44
  Speaker 2: I didn't seen you man or send people to the
• 49:47
  Speaker 2: front to park.
• 49:48
  Speaker 11: I didn't seen you do no, no, I just I
• 49:50
  Speaker 11: just put you know, the bigger vehicles in the in
• 49:53
  Speaker 11: the back and certain you know that it's really no schedule.
• 49:58
  Speaker 11: If you come in, I just I just direct you
• 50:00
  Speaker 11: to the right of the left. It's really nothing to it.
• 50:03
  Speaker 2: Really, So you're not trying to say, so my my
• 50:06
  Speaker 2: van being raggedy ain't the reason.
• 50:08
  Speaker 11: Why I'm be No, no, no, no, no, no, that's
• 50:12
  Speaker 11: not what we're about. Now, Okay, Well, I'm sorry you
• 50:15
  Speaker 11: feel that way. I mean, so I guess this Sunday.
• 50:19
  Speaker 6: Let me let me I'm gonna tell you about this Sunday,
• 50:22
  Speaker 6: gonna make sure. No, no, let me tell you right
• 50:24
  Speaker 6: now when my van pull up there Sunday. I'm gonna
• 50:27
  Speaker 6: tell you right now. If I get sent to the back,
• 50:29
  Speaker 6: I'm gonna tell you right now, it's gonna be Now,
• 50:31
  Speaker 6: it's gonna be a problem if I get set.
• 50:33
  Speaker 2: To the back.
• 50:35
  Speaker 11: Now, you don't have to cut up. Just this, calm down.
• 50:37
  Speaker 11: It's not it's not that serious.
• 50:39
  Speaker 6: No, it is serious. See what I already know. I
• 50:42
  Speaker 6: know I got a ragged van. I know that I
• 50:44
  Speaker 6: know that but I see that's the reason why I'm
• 50:46
  Speaker 6: getting sent to the back. And I know it because
• 50:48
  Speaker 6: the car I had before y'all were sending me up front.
• 50:50
  Speaker 2: So already.
• 50:51
  Speaker 6: No, I'm just saying, I'm telling you right now, Brendy,
• 50:54
  Speaker 6: I'm telling you right now, it's gonna be a problem
• 50:56
  Speaker 6: if I.
• 50:57
  Speaker 2: Get sent to the back.
• 50:58
  Speaker 11: Brother, it just with me out and no no, or
• 51:02
  Speaker 11: did you know I.
• 51:02
  Speaker 2: Didn't single you out? You you are the person that
• 51:06
  Speaker 2: has been sending me to the back.
• 51:07
  Speaker 11: Dude, No, No, I haven't.
• 51:09
  Speaker 2: Hey, man, why you keep Why are you sending why
• 51:12
  Speaker 2: why are you accusing me of I'm saying because I
• 51:15
  Speaker 2: didn't seen it. No, you are.
• 51:16
  Speaker 11: You're calling me. You're calling me out of the blue,
• 51:18
  Speaker 11: and you accuse me of something that I'm not doing.
• 51:21
  Speaker 6: No, No, you have sent my ragged band to the back.
• 51:25
  Speaker 6: You didn't done it. You didn't done it two months straight, Brendan,
• 51:29
  Speaker 6: you have done havn't.
• 51:30
  Speaker 2: Yes you have, Yes you have. You sent all the
• 51:32
  Speaker 2: predy cars up front. That's what you're doing. But I
• 51:34
  Speaker 2: tell you what comes Sunday gonna build problem.
• 51:37
  Speaker 3: Now.
• 51:37
  Speaker 11: You threatened me. I mean now, now listen, we we
• 51:40
  Speaker 11: we can meet up at it. We can meet up
• 51:41
  Speaker 11: there to be for any cars get there?
• 51:42
  Speaker 2: How about that.
• 51:43
  Speaker 6: I don't care how you want to do it, Brendon,
• 51:45
  Speaker 6: You actually do know how you want to do it,
• 51:47
  Speaker 6: So bring it then. Okay, I'm letting you know my car, yea,
• 51:50
  Speaker 6: my van gonna build comes give Ben give band.
• 51:54
  Speaker 4: It's me and you.
• 51:55
  Speaker 11: How about that? You want you and you want to
• 51:56
  Speaker 11: talk to Tony stuff?
• 51:57
  Speaker 2: Oh oh okay, so you are you swear it all up? Now?
• 52:00
  Speaker 2: All right?
• 52:01
  Speaker 11: So now like you already did so, I guess I'm
• 52:03
  Speaker 11: making Okay, well, no, I'm going to call listen, brother, brother, listen,
• 52:07
  Speaker 11: You're not gonna call my phone and threaten me and
• 52:09
  Speaker 11: tell me what you what you think I did when
• 52:12
  Speaker 11: I didn't do it.
• 52:13
  Speaker 2: I told you man, you've been sending me to the man.
• 52:17
  Speaker 4: That's what we passed, what you thought.
• 52:19
  Speaker 2: Okay, that's what it is. No, it's what I know.
• 52:21
  Speaker 2: It's what I know, Brendan, it's what I know. Okay,
• 52:24
  Speaker 2: you didn't you didn't see where you at right now?
• 52:26
  Speaker 6: Okay, you know you know work, you know what. I'll
• 52:28
  Speaker 6: tell you what you are right now, come, Sonny, that's
• 52:30
  Speaker 6: your damn brend.
• 52:31
  Speaker 11: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, how about what
• 52:33
  Speaker 11: you're doing right now?
• 52:34
  Speaker 2: What you mean what I'm doing right now? I'm at
• 52:35
  Speaker 2: work right now.
• 52:36
  Speaker 11: Oh oh so you you at work calling me about
• 52:38
  Speaker 11: some bull parking spots.
• 52:40
  Speaker 2: Oh okay, oh look at the cussing Christian. Now look
• 52:44
  Speaker 2: at you. No, look at the cus you know.
• 52:47
  Speaker 11: No, no matter of fact you Okay, if you want
• 52:50
  Speaker 11: to do something, let's do it now, parking lot. I don't,
• 52:53
  Speaker 11: I don't care.
• 52:53
  Speaker 2: We'll be at okay.
• 52:54
  Speaker 11: Okay, that's one thing you're not gonna do is disrespect me.
• 52:57
  Speaker 11: I'm telling you that right now. Brother, Calvin, you bring,
• 53:00
  Speaker 11: I'm gonna fold you like a wet piece of paper.
• 53:02
  Speaker 4: You don't know who you with.
• 53:04
  Speaker 11: Okay, I didn't been locked up six seven years. I'm
• 53:07
  Speaker 11: just in the church trying to get my life together.
• 53:09
  Speaker 11: And you said you're just gonna talk to me. You
• 53:11
  Speaker 11: got another thing coming, brother, I'm gonna tell you that
• 53:13
  Speaker 11: right now. So if you want to get it off,
• 53:16
  Speaker 11: meet me in the parking lot right now. I give
• 53:17
  Speaker 11: you a hour to get there your piece tonight.
• 53:20
  Speaker 6: Now you're trying to scare me with your god, with
• 53:22
  Speaker 6: your background. What it is not you're trying to scare
• 53:25
  Speaker 6: me with your background or something like ever, then you
• 53:27
  Speaker 6: I ain't know.
• 53:28
  Speaker 2: You have been in jail with the wrong one. I'm
• 53:30
  Speaker 2: just gonna say this. Do you know Lester that that
• 53:33
  Speaker 2: also want he also had a cars.
• 53:35
  Speaker 4: Parking Would you by yourself out of this.
• 53:40
  Speaker 11: You're talking about? I know a Lester?
• 53:42
  Speaker 6: Okay, okay, Leicester is the person to tell me to
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  Speaker 1: Thank you, f you. Subject to My Man and his Money.
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  Speaker 1: Dear Stephen Shirley, I've been married for almost two years.
• 56:57
  Speaker 1: My husband and I are both in the insurance field.
• 57:00
  Speaker 1: When I met him, he was going through divorce and
• 57:03
  Speaker 1: he lived in a condo that he was renovating. I
• 57:06
  Speaker 1: was living in an apartment because I just finished college
• 57:09
  Speaker 1: and was starting my career. He's eleven years older than
• 57:13
  Speaker 1: I am, but he always made me feel like his equal.
• 57:16
  Speaker 1: Things changed once we got married. I asked about a
• 57:19
  Speaker 1: joint account so I can start buying furniture for our house.
• 57:23
  Speaker 1: He said he doesn't want to mix the money because
• 57:25
  Speaker 1: he got burned in his last marriage. He said that
• 57:28
  Speaker 1: he will go with me and he will buy all
• 57:31
  Speaker 1: of the furniture. That was fine, but I am still
• 57:34
  Speaker 1: interested in having a joint account. I asked my uncle,
• 57:38
  Speaker 1: who's been married for thirty years, and he said, it
• 57:40
  Speaker 1: seems like my husband doesn't trust me. That bothers me.
• 57:44
  Speaker 1: I'm also bothered by the fact that I don't have
• 57:47
  Speaker 1: access to his condo that he rents out. He said
• 57:50
  Speaker 1: he can take care of it on its own, and
• 57:52
  Speaker 1: it's best to keep those kinds of things separate. I
• 57:55
  Speaker 1: would press the issue, but I don't want it to
• 57:58
  Speaker 1: look like I'm money hungry or one to take over
• 58:00
  Speaker 1: things that belong to him. I heard rumors that his
• 58:04
  Speaker 1: family calls me a gold digger, but I'm not. When
• 58:07
  Speaker 1: he mentioned getting a prenup before marriage, I told him
• 58:10
  Speaker 1: I'd sign it. I'm young but proud, and I want
• 58:14
  Speaker 1: to do well at work and make my own money.
• 58:17
  Speaker 1: He pays the bills and all of our living expenses,
• 58:20
  Speaker 1: and I do whatever I want with my money. But
• 58:22
  Speaker 1: I still want access to more money if I need it.
• 58:26
  Speaker 1: He says, He'll always give me whatever I want. All
• 58:29
  Speaker 1: I have to do is ask. This really irritates me.
• 58:33
  Speaker 1: Who does my husband love the most me or all
• 58:36
  Speaker 1: of his money? Well, he does love he does love you,
• 58:41
  Speaker 1: But your uncle is right. I mean, he doesn't trust
• 58:44
  Speaker 1: you where his money is concerned. People bring baggage into
• 58:47
  Speaker 1: their marriages, and his baggage is fear fear that you'll
• 58:52
  Speaker 1: take his money like those before you, like in his
• 58:55
  Speaker 1: previous marriage. Like you said, you're much younger by eleven years,
• 58:58
  Speaker 1: and people are in his ear you being a gold
• 59:01
  Speaker 1: digger and all that. He knows. You offered to sign
• 59:04
  Speaker 1: the pre nup, but keeping his money and his condo
• 59:08
  Speaker 1: are his comfort level right now. You can live with that,
• 59:12
  Speaker 1: So you need to make the necessary adjustments in this
• 59:14
  Speaker 1: marriage for you continue to let him pay all the bills,
• 59:18
  Speaker 1: all that all your living expenses. That's a blessing. Just
• 59:23
  Speaker 1: so you know, I say, don't try to change him. Listen,
• 59:27
  Speaker 1: you get to keep all your money. You got to
• 59:30
  Speaker 1: look at this a different way. You get to keep
• 59:31
  Speaker 1: all your money saved, your money, put some aside so
• 59:35
  Speaker 1: you can buy your own property one day. Forget a
• 59:38
  Speaker 1: joint account. That's not going to happen. He's not into that,
• 59:41
  Speaker 1: and that is your reality. So I say, meet him
• 59:43
  Speaker 1: where he is. Live your life. He said he'll give
• 59:46
  Speaker 1: you whatever you want, and he's doing that, So stop complaining.
• 59:50
  Speaker 1: Worry about yourself.
• 59:52
  Speaker 5: Steve, you know, young sister, I would advise you know
• 59:56
  Speaker 5: you do have a problem, and Sureley pointed it out
• 59:59
  Speaker 5: at the top. He just doesn't trust you because he's
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 5: been burned in the past and he thinks that it
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 5: can happen to him again. So he don't want to
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 5: mix money. You want a joint account for reasons where
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 5: you want to say, hey, this is you know hours,
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 5: this is mister and misses. You want to be able
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 5: to walk in the bank and feel like you have
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 5: something with your husband.
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 2: All of this.
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 5: Should have been discussed before y'all got married. All of this, See,
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 5: that's what happens when you marry people that you don't
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 5: really know.
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 2: Well.
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 5: Now, y'all got caught up in the hype and all
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 5: like this. Here he was living in a condo, he
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 5: was renovating because he was going through a divorce. You
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 5: was living in an apartment because you had just finished
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 5: college and was starting your career. All this is good
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 5: right here, But y'all got married so quick that you
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 5: don't know each other. Now the family's calling you a
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 5: gold digger. Now, obviously this guy is doing really well
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 5: in insurance. You're starting your career in insurance. That he's
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 5: doing really well in insurance. Now he asks you to
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 5: sign a prenupe and you said you sign it. Look,
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 5: times have changed now, it's just the way it is.
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 5: I can sit over here and tell y'all all I
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 5: want this is how it go, This is what you
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 5: should have did.
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 2: It's a new day. Y'all not listening to that.
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 5: You all have this idea that you can rewrite the
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 5: rules of marriage, that you all can rewrite what it
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 5: means to be together. But when it comes down to it,
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 5: it's all gonna come back to the same thing. Will
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 5: you sacrifice for this person? Do you love this person.
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 2: Are you willing to compromise with this person? And how
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 2: much will you do for this person?
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 8: Now?
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 5: What are your limits? That's what a relationship is. But
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 5: you all have this new fangled idea of relationship that
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 5: you're gonna rewrite it. We'll go ahead and rewrite it,
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 5: and we'll just keep going over how it's.
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 2: Going for you.
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 5: So, because you didn't cover none of this information when
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 5: you first got married, here we are.
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 2: Now.
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 5: I told you when he was going through the divorce,
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 5: he renovated places you were starting your career.
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 2: But this man is eleven years older than you. That
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 2: ain't no big deal.
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 5: But he's always made you feel like his equal. And
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 5: then you say things change once we got married, Well,
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 5: what you ain't the equal no more? Because you didn't
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 5: have a joint account before you got married. You didn't
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 5: have access to his money before you got married. And
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 5: that's really what this whole letter is about. You want
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 5: access to the money. Even though he lets you keep
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 5: your all, you want access to all the money in
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 5: case you need more. His response is ask me and
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 5: I'll give you anything you want.
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 4: Now.
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 5: I know a lot of women would fight and killed
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 5: to get a relationship like this and then I know
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 5: it's some women in that talking about girl.
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 2: You better get your name on everything. You don't have
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 2: to keep to the apartment.
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 1: Hang on, Steve, we will have part two of your
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 1: response coming up at twenty three minutes after today's strawberry letter.
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 1: Subject is my man and his money. We'll get back
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 1: into it right after this. You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show.
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  Speaker 1: let's recap today's strawberry letter. The subject is my man
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 1: and his money.
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 2: Here's this young girl.
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 5: Who graduated from college, who has an apartment, starting her
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 5: career in insurance field.
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 2: Met a man that's.
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 5: Eleven years older than her, obviously doing really really well
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 5: in insurance field. But he's going through a divorce, so
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 5: he wasn't living in the house. He was living in
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 5: that condo, renovating it.
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 2: They meet. They've been married now for two years.
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 5: She was telling him he's a great guy, but all
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 5: of a sudden things changed when they got married. And
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 5: he's always made her feel like they were equal until
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 5: they got married, and she wanted to do things a
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 5: little bit differently, so she wanted to open up a
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 5: joint account. He said he ain't opening up no joint account.
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 5: Your money is yours and my money is mine. Well
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 5: that's not what they're gonna say when the divorce come.
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 5: I can tell you that right now. You can stop
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 5: all this mine and yours. It's yalls. If you go
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 5: to court, it's gonna be y'alls. So but before we
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 5: go to court, but you don't have to the divorce
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 5: behind this. But you need an understanding. But this is
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 5: an understanding you should have got before you got married.
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 5: He doesn't want to join account. He refuses to do that,
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 5: but he says he'll give you anything you want. All
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 5: you do is ask for it. So here's the example
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 5: she used. I asked about to join account so I
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 5: can start buying furniture for our house. He said he
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 5: doesn't want to mix the money because the way he
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 5: got burned in his last relationship.
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 2: But he said he'll go with you and he will
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 2: buy all the furniture.
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 5: Now you said, okay, that's fine, but I'm still interested
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 5: in having a joint account. Then you went and to
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 5: ask your uncle, who'll be married for thirty years, and
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 5: he said, it seems like your husband don't trust you.
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 2: That's exactly what it is. And you didn't have to
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 2: go to.
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 5: Your uncle because he told you, I don't want to
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 5: mix money because of the way it ended in his
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 5: last relationship.
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 2: So Shirley's right about that.
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 5: He done brought the baggage from that relationship to the
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 5: new relationship, so now he don't want to split no
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 5: money with you. And your uncle told you it seemed
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 5: like your husband don't trust you. That's well, that's what
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 5: that is. Then you say, well that bothered me. Then
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 5: you say you bothered by the fact that I don't
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 5: have access to his condo that he rents out. He
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 5: said he can take care of it on his own.
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 5: And it's best to keep those things separate.
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 2: So so listen to me.
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 5: When you met him, he was living in this condo
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 5: that he renovated. You know why he was living there
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 5: because his ex wife got the house. So now what
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 5: he don't want to do is put your name on
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 5: this he and he lose another house. Put you the
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 5: one he was living in in rental faith. But once
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 5: you get married, all that becomes joint property. Anyway, he
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 5: gonna lose it anyway. I hate to tell you that
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 5: I would press the issue, but I don't want to
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 5: look like I'm money hungry or want to take over
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 5: things that belong to him.
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 2: I heard rumors that his family calls me a gold digger.
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 5: Well, see, young lady, you don't want it to seem
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 5: like you money hungry or you want to take over
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 5: things that belong to him. But you want access to it.
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 5: You want to join the count. And I'll tell you
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 5: why you want access to it, and no better what
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 5: I'll let you tell me. When he mentioned getting a
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 5: prenup before marriage, I told him I'd sign it. I'm young,
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 5: but I'm proud. I want to do well and work
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 5: and make my own money. He pays the bills and
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 5: all I live in expenses and I do whatever I
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 5: want to do with my money, But I still want
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 5: access to more money if I need it. That's what
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 5: this letter is about. He does everything for you, get
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 5: you anything you want, by all the furniture, pay all
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 5: the bills, and you could do whatever you want with
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 5: your money, But I still bill won't access to more
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 5: money if I need it, and you're gonna need it
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 5: because you're gonna spend all your money, he says, he
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 5: will always give me whatever I want. All I gotta
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 5: do is ask. This really irritates me. Who does my
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 5: husband love the most?
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 3: Me?
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 5: Are all his money? I think you're proposing the wrong questions.
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 5: This is not a question of does he love you
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 5: or his money the most?
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 2: The question is.
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 5: Can you live under these circumstances, because clearly he has
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 5: made up his mind. I'm not giving you access to
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 5: nothing I've built before and prior to this marriage, but
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 5: in this marriage, I will take care of everything. So
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 5: like right now, he seems like a really good provider,
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 5: But you want access to more money, and he asked
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 5: you for a pre nup. I don't know what to
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 5: tell you, young lady, because there's so many things. See,
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 5: if a man asks you for a prenup, that should
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 5: have let you know something right there. But pre nups
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 5: are big now and everybody's doing pre nups. It's just
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 5: the way of the world. But I will make this statement,
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 5: like I've made a hundred times. I have never met
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 5: a couple that had a pre numb that did not
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 5: use it. It is a preparation for failure. It is
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 5: a preparation in event that something happens, and that's what
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 5: you're preparing for.
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 2: That's what's gonna happen. So it's just that way.
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 4: Now.
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 5: That sounds old fashioned and hochey, but that's what it is.
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 5: But it's okay to get a pre nup. Just get
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 5: ready for the results.
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 2: That's all.
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 1: Well, she said she signed it, Steve.
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 2: She did say that.
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 1: All right, Lee, you're coming.
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 2: Well, then you can quit, won't in this joint account?
• 1:09:46
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  Speaker 1: It is time now for junior and sports talk. What
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  Speaker 1: you got junior?
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  Speaker 7: All right, there's only eight games left in the NBA
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  Speaker 7: regular season. We're about to get into these playoffs. The
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  Speaker 7: seating right now is in the east, Detroit is one,
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  Speaker 7: Boston two, New York three, Cleveland four, Toronto five, and
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  Speaker 7: Atlanta is six. Philadelphia seventh, Oklahoma City, I mean Orlando
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  Speaker 7: was eight, Miami's nine, and Charlotte's ten. In the West,
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  Speaker 7: Oklahoma City is number one, San Antonio two. Los Angeles
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  Speaker 7: is three, Denver fourth, Minnesota five, Houston six, Phoenix is seven, LA,
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  Speaker 7: Clippers is eight, Portland's.
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  Speaker 2: Is nine, and Golden State is ten. Now here it is.
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  Speaker 7: Tournament starts April fourteenth through the seventeenth, and in the
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 7: play in tournament, you will have Philadelphia, if it's right now,
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 7: Philadelphia play Charlotte, and then you have Orlando and Miami
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  Speaker 7: play and then in the West it would be Phoenix
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  Speaker 7: versus Golden State, the Clippers versus Portland.
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  Speaker 2: Now here's the issue.
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  Speaker 7: Only three end right now is Detroit, Boston, and New
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 7: York in the east, and in the West is Oklahoma
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  Speaker 7: City and San Antonio.
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  Speaker 2: Do we feel like San Antonio.
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  Speaker 7: Could actually be in the NBA finals with this boy
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  Speaker 7: Victor win bin Yama because it.
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  Speaker 2: Is he he's a candidate.
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  Speaker 1: We could we could talk, now, can you hear asked
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  Speaker 1: the question.
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  Speaker 2: You won't let me set it up, so I can
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  Speaker 2: go ahead, Just ask a question. Don't just ask the question?
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  Speaker 6: So four five six they just one game difference? Is
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 6: or what the way you mentioned four five six long
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  Speaker 6: time ago? So you you was asking as he went,
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  Speaker 6: he was.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, I was what who is right now has played
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  Speaker 7: on April fourteenth through the seventeenth. That's what I was doing, Tommy,
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  Speaker 7: That's what I was setting up, you know, four five six,
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  Speaker 7: I said, this is not set yet. Only three people
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  Speaker 7: are in is in the East is Detroit, Boston, New
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  Speaker 7: York and then Nuet. It's only Oklahoma City and San
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  Speaker 7: Antonio that I guarantee a playoff spot.
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  Speaker 2: That's what I was setting up, Tiny, That's what I
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  Speaker 2: was doing.
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  Speaker 7: I was asking, is this a year that San Antonio
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  Speaker 7: could be in the NBA finals with Victor winm Binyama
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  Speaker 7: and the way that he's.
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  Speaker 2: Playing, if he sets up and stays healthy. Yeah, because
• 1:13:05
  Speaker 2: he is a candidate for m v P. See, this
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  Speaker 2: is why you need to player like shock at We
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 2: don't know it last name, you know what I'm saying.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, you just don't know how to show though.
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  Speaker 5: Matter fashion show in a PA, he says. Steve Hobby said,
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 5: my man, that boy is tall, and I mean people
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  Speaker 5: is around him like roaches.
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  Speaker 8: Wow.
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  Speaker 2: And we was in Paris too. It was on him
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  Speaker 2: like roaches.
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  Speaker 1: Where he's from there?
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  Speaker 6: Right?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, Junior, thank you. Coming up at the
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  Speaker 1: top of the hour, a wife has sexual tension with
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  Speaker 1: someone in her home and it's not her husband. She
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  Speaker 1: needs some advice. We'll get into it right. You're listening
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  Speaker 1: to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. This is from Rose
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  Speaker 1: and Lansing. Rose says, my husband's cousin and his cousin's
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  Speaker 1: wife are staying in our basement for two months. The
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  Speaker 1: wife works from home, and so do I. I walk
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  Speaker 1: around around in big comfy momos with no underwear while
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  Speaker 1: I'm working. The wife commented on how my body was
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  Speaker 1: jiggling underneath my moomoo. She said, it's sexy. I got
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  Speaker 1: so turned on, but I just laughed and said thanks.
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  Speaker 1: The sexual tension is thick when we're alone, so it's
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  Speaker 1: bound to happen real soon. Is that a bad idea
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  Speaker 1: because we're like family?
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  Speaker 2: Uh huh wait a minute.
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  Speaker 1: This is your husband's cousin, cousin's wife.
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  Speaker 2: And his wife related today. So yeah, yeah, yes, he
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  Speaker 2: was having through women. She liked the wine. Yeah, that
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  Speaker 2: was in the heaven. I don't say if it's jiggling
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  Speaker 2: like that, I get it. I understand what you want
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  Speaker 2: me to say, Afred. What else do you want to
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  Speaker 2: get from me? We like it? What the first got
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  Speaker 2: to do with it.
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  Speaker 1: Today. So so she's saying it's about the wife is
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  Speaker 1: saying it's bound to happen real soon. It's a bad
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  Speaker 1: idea because they're like family, because they're like so, I.
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  Speaker 5: Mean, okay, listen, you you you gave us a statement.
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  Speaker 5: You made this statement right here. It's bound to happen soon. Okay,
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  Speaker 5: So now what you want me and Shirley Neil wanted
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 5: good wanting.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, so it's gonna happen. Basically, she just said that's
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  Speaker 1: what's going on. Yeah, it's gonna happen, she said.
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  Speaker 5: And they be alone a lot, Yeah they're not.
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  Speaker 1: But still this is considered still cheating on her husband.
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  Speaker 6: Every time I've seen it jiggle. Every time I've seen
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  Speaker 6: it jiggle, it's happened. I understain when the jiggling happens,
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  Speaker 6: it just happens.
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  Speaker 1: Wow, Wow, we're coming into comment.
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  Speaker 2: I'm the only one addicted to jiggle.
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  Speaker 1: No one else has spoken up about.
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  Speaker 10: It, but you.
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  Speaker 2: So I'm the only one. I'm the only one that
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  Speaker 2: just love jiggle. It's just me.
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  Speaker 8: Or Junior.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not gonna do it. I'm not gonna fall here
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  Speaker 2: with this food.
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  Speaker 1: No, you don't like jiggle. He said he likes his
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  Speaker 1: wife's jiggle.
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  Speaker 2: Tell me he talking about I'm only one, just addicted
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  Speaker 2: to jiggle. Anybody loud with it?
• 1:16:56
  Speaker 1: Loud and.
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  Speaker 2: Everybody's trying to be quiet, all right with the jiggle?
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  Speaker 2: You like jiggle?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: Say it? You better shine on your day. You bet you're.
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 1: If you're in your car saying, baby, you have nothing
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  Speaker 1: to say to your nephew. I know this safer fool's day.
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  Speaker 2: We know not for him. I don't have nothing safe
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  Speaker 2: for him. We know who he is. I have nothing
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  Speaker 2: to say to Junior. When he brought up his wife's jiggles,
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  Speaker 2: I just let that go. I don't know. Looking to
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  Speaker 2: everybody is all I was.
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  Speaker 1: That's all he was saying.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, hold on, you ain't been somewhere and seen
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  Speaker 6: some other jiggles, and wouldn't you ain't seen no other?
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  Speaker 2: No, I ain't never seen another gem. Don't come past
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  Speaker 2: you didn't another gigg another one? You been at the
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  Speaker 2: airport and saw some jiggles.
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  Speaker 10: To I'll be having shades. I'll be sleeping that I
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  Speaker 10: haven't seen that jiggle boy was talking about. Okay, here's
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  Speaker 10: a question. So you all like the jiggle? So forget
• 1:18:01
  Speaker 10: spanks and all that stuff that holds you in. You
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  Speaker 10: want to see the jiggle. Now, what is happening? What
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  Speaker 10: is all this money for spanks and everything?
• 1:18:10
  Speaker 2: Wabbling is two different things. Now Sometimes when you.
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  Speaker 5: Jiggle, jiggle and loose is too different. It looked like
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  Speaker 5: it ben't got loose.
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  Speaker 6: If you look like it didn't broke out, you know
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  Speaker 6: how to know, you know how gumbo do when it
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  Speaker 6: hit rice and it just breaks out running like that.
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  Speaker 1: All right, Yeah, this is your day coming up. We'll
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  Speaker 1: have more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show right after this.
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  Speaker 1: our digital content producer. Ten years ago, our very own
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  Speaker 1: play a round of would you rather? Right after this
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  Speaker 1: It's time now for a round of would you rather?
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  Speaker 1: Would you rather drive an ambulance for a hospital or
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  Speaker 1: would you rather drive a hearse for a funeral home?
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  Speaker 1: Which one?
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  Speaker 2: I'm driving a Hurst? I got. I got to get
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  Speaker 2: the funny out of this. I'm driving it Hurst.
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  Speaker 1: With a dead buddy jumping back rolling.
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  Speaker 2: See, it's too sad a job driving a hers. You know.
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  Speaker 5: I can't hear no noise in the back. I can't
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  Speaker 5: hear none when I'm driving. I got fifty radio off
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  Speaker 5: my bed andess I see nothing move. You don't even understand, man.
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  Speaker 1: So you're driving me ambuline.
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  Speaker 2: I'm gonna drive a last And if you've you dead
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  Speaker 2: by the time we get that.
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  Speaker 5: That's a whole nother story. Yeah, that's what y'all hanging there.
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  Speaker 5: I got the siren on, I got my foot to
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  Speaker 5: the floor. I'm getting it fast as it can. But
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  Speaker 5: I'm now I can't drive him. Dead people around and.
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  Speaker 2: Then the people following the cast and tear back.
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  Speaker 1: In the car behind the crank with the lights on
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  Speaker 1: the flag.
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  Speaker 2: He looks, so police, Hey, what do they put the
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  Speaker 2: flag on now? Because the ain't no more intends.
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  Speaker 1: I've never had experienced where all of them had it.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, that used to be the thing we yead every
• 1:22:30
  Speaker 2: car had an intent on it.
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  Speaker 1: Junior ambulance or oh I'm driving an ambulance.
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  Speaker 2: Because he because he can kill two birds with lunchte Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: I get that. We both gone so here and head
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  Speaker 2: that I can look over my shoulders say I know
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  Speaker 2: what you're going through. Put you wedvice. I'm a car
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  Speaker 2: head and call away.
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  Speaker 1: Be ready.
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  Speaker 2: He'p out of line? All right, coming in and stay?
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  Speaker 1: Would you rather, as we move on, would you rather
• 1:23:13
  Speaker 1: wear a turtleneck with a suit or would you rather
• 1:23:15
  Speaker 1: go sirt shirtless with a suit. Okay, you gottat on
• 1:23:19
  Speaker 1: with a turtleneck for you got suit.
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  Speaker 2: Tle. I ain't got that kind of chat. Next, I
• 1:23:32
  Speaker 2: ain't never seen a suit with no shirt on really
• 1:23:37
  Speaker 2: the appropriate place for it. I've seen some dudes.
• 1:23:39
  Speaker 1: Look good in it, but you know on stage, maybe
• 1:23:44
  Speaker 1: on stage?
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  Speaker 2: How many people is that.
• 1:23:48
  Speaker 1: Fingers? I don't know?
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  Speaker 2: All right?
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  Speaker 1: Would you rather sleep in a twin bed with your wife?
• 1:23:58
  Speaker 1: Or would you rather sleep on a king waterbed with
• 1:24:01
  Speaker 1: your wife?
• 1:24:02
  Speaker 2: I don't number both of them, Junior.
• 1:24:06
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna go I can't.
• 1:24:08
  Speaker 2: I'm let me go back. I can't do that water
• 1:24:09
  Speaker 2: being no more. I can't do.
• 1:24:11
  Speaker 1: They still make those.
• 1:24:14
  Speaker 2: Bed you're touching all night? Now hold up.
• 1:24:19
  Speaker 1: Getting in here.
• 1:24:20
  Speaker 2: I got to get some sleep, Okay, but I got
• 1:24:25
  Speaker 2: to get some sleep. Stop touching me.
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  Speaker 1: All right, guys, that's today's round It would you rather
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  Speaker 1: coming up next? It is our last break of the day,
• 1:24:35
  Speaker 1: and we'll close out the show with the one and
• 1:24:38
  Speaker 1: only Steve Harvey Right after this. You're listening to the
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  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show. Blessed stej call this your boy,
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  Speaker 1: Chris Broke. Hey, this is Keisha Cole, Got people.
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  Speaker 2: This is Kirk Franklin.
• 1:24:53
  Speaker 1: Hey, this is John Legend.
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  Speaker 2: And you listen to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
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  Speaker 3: Do you ever notice your floor still look dirty even
• 1:24:59
  Speaker 3: after you mop? Power Mop gives you a deeper clean
• 1:25:02
  Speaker 3: you can see and feel, Unlike stream mops swift for
• 1:25:06
  Speaker 3: power Mop absorbs more dirt and locks.
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  Speaker 1: It away even and hard to reach places like behind
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  Speaker 1: the toilet.
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  Speaker 3: more dirty floors. Try the Swift for power Mop, love
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  Speaker 3: it or your money back.
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  Speaker 1: All right, guys, here we are our last break of
• 1:25:28
  Speaker 1: the day on this April Fool's Day, and it only
• 1:25:32
  Speaker 1: seems fitting Steve as we get ready to close out
• 1:25:35
  Speaker 1: the show that since this is Tommy's day, we give
• 1:25:38
  Speaker 1: the floor to him and let him. Well, ask you
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  Speaker 1: a question.
• 1:25:41
  Speaker 2: I had a couple I did just stuff.
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  Speaker 1: You know, this is just from your mind.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, if on my mind, it's for wisdom and knowledge,
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  Speaker 6: just just to be just to know, you know. Let
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  Speaker 6: me ask you this man, if you if if beside,
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  Speaker 6: if a number two moved to the number one position,
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  Speaker 6: sure does she know somebody else gonna be number two?
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  Speaker 6: You know?
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  Speaker 1: You know when you move up a side piece question
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  Speaker 1: you're asking when.
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  Speaker 2: You move up, she can come number one? Don't she?
• 1:26:18
  Speaker 2: Yill that she has to be replaced? Well, somebody has
• 1:26:23
  Speaker 2: to be somebody has to fill in the two position, right,
• 1:26:26
  Speaker 2: So she.
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  Speaker 1: Just moved from two to one.
• 1:26:31
  Speaker 2: Big move, great move, big move.
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  Speaker 6: But but that don't mean to but that don't mean
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  Speaker 6: too gonna be empty you know, I'm just saying anybody
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  Speaker 6: gonna just have to empty that don't make no sense
• 1:26:43
  Speaker 6: to me. I don't get that.
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  Speaker 1: I'm sorry they show.
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  Speaker 2: Don't you fill the position? Tommy? There you go.
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  Speaker 1: I apologize, Steve.
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  Speaker 2: I wrote and tell her that her position will be
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  Speaker 2: feeling in advance.
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  Speaker 3: Now, Tommy, okay, we know today is your day, but
• 1:27:04
  Speaker 3: Junior will usually ask Steve a question motivational inspirational.
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  Speaker 1: Type.
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  Speaker 6: I'm not trying to mention nothing. I'm not trying to
• 1:27:15
  Speaker 6: get Steve inspire me to do nothing. I don't need
• 1:27:17
  Speaker 6: all that. Let me ask you this here. If you
• 1:27:19
  Speaker 6: work at the unemployment office and you get fired, ain't
• 1:27:25
  Speaker 6: you gonna be right back up there tomorrow?
• 1:27:30
  Speaker 1: Again? I apologize, Steve, I really do.
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  Speaker 8: Well.
• 1:27:36
  Speaker 2: At least you'll know exactly where to go.
• 1:27:40
  Speaker 1: I bet your attitude to be different.
• 1:27:42
  Speaker 6: Then.
• 1:27:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah, now we've got the attitude, Junior. Anything please please Jesus?
• 1:27:56
  Speaker 2: All right?
• 1:27:56
  Speaker 7: Oh man, here's something that we could we could really discussed.
• 1:28:00
  Speaker 2: Unc man.
• 1:28:03
  Speaker 7: I don't know why time you couldn't think of this,
• 1:28:04
  Speaker 7: but can you talk to us about man? The power
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  Speaker 7: of just being grateful man? Because sometimes we forget how
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  Speaker 7: grateful we need to be called complaining. Sometimes, man, we
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  Speaker 7: start getting ahead of ourself, you know. And man, it's
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  Speaker 7: just good to know that you can still be grateful
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  Speaker 7: even when it's.
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  Speaker 1: Not going right.
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  Speaker 2: This is April first, This is not a grateful day.
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  Speaker 2: That's not what grateful April fool. Go ahead, go ahead,
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  Speaker 2: go ahead, go ahead, talk discussed it.
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  Speaker 6: Give him some wisdom telling them how to be great
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  Speaker 6: and what you need to be thankful fun how you know,
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  Speaker 6: just gone and jump and how we're gonna get there.
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  Speaker 2: And I'll tell you, Junior, one of the things I'm
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  Speaker 2: most grateful for is that I'm not him.
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  Speaker 6: You know.
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  Speaker 2: Sometimes, man, you have to be grateful for the stuff
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  Speaker 2: that's right in front of your.
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  Speaker 5: Face when you come to work and you work with
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  Speaker 5: a food everything, and they give him a day called
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  Speaker 5: April food. But he has shown up year round, waiting
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  Speaker 5: on that one day of recognition, and then when that
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  Speaker 5: day comes, he don't ever let us down. I'm so
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  Speaker 5: grateful that I'm not him. I think the Lord that
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  Speaker 5: I know something, appreciate it. I think the Lord that
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  Speaker 5: I don't say everything that's on my stupid mind. I
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  Speaker 5: thank him that everything come out of my mouth don't
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  Speaker 5: sound like dribble. I thank god that sometimes when I'm
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  Speaker 5: looking at people in their face and I'm talking to
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  Speaker 5: him and I'm serious, and they.
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  Speaker 2: Just frown.
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  Speaker 5: Because I have said something so stupid that they need
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  Speaker 5: clarity on it right now. But at the same time,
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  Speaker 5: I'm grateful for Tommy. I'm grateful because you need to
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  Speaker 5: see the opposite of what you need to be, Because
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  Speaker 5: I've said this a million times. Knowing what not to
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  Speaker 5: do and knowing who not to be is just as
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  Speaker 5: portant is knowing what to do and who you should be.
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  Speaker 5: He has been a fine example of high level stupidity.
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  Speaker 5: He has reigned supreme. He is unchallenged. He's the king
• 1:30:32
  Speaker 5: of pranks, the king of stupidity. What more could he be?
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  Speaker 5: And I don't think there is a man who could
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  Speaker 5: do it better. I've met a lot of people in
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  Speaker 5: my time, but I've never met a fool more content
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  Speaker 5: with being a fool.
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  Speaker 2: Tell me do that poem that you do? Tis he
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  Speaker 2: the diller that said that with a You don't know
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  Speaker 2: he's stupid either. I don't know.
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  Speaker 6: Without Oh damn, don't care. Come on, put me into
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  Speaker 6: good fooling. For those wistards, I think they have the
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  Speaker 6: do often prove the fools. For I am sure that I,
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  Speaker 6: like THEE may pass for a wise man. For what
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  Speaker 6: says Hornopolis, better a witty fool than a foolish wit.
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  Speaker 2: I'll be.
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  Speaker 5: You know when Shakespeare noted this wouldn't be somebody come
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  Speaker 5: along and pitched this poem and he wrote it anyway.
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  Speaker 2: That's bullsight, that's vision. Y'all.
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  Speaker 5: Have a great day to day April Fool's Day, Stay
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  Speaker 5: on port, y'all. Don't let nobody trick you. Have ay
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  Speaker 5: temmy happy day dog.
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  Speaker 2: Thank you.
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