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Hair Etiquette, Steve's Carpet Cleaning Business, Code Tracking, All I Said Was, Reenactment, Things Your Parents Did, Lizard Story, Closing Remarks and more. · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Y'all know what time to y'all don't know. Y'all all
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  Speaker 1: suit looking back to back down, giving them more like
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  Speaker 1: the million buck things in the cubbing me true good
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  Speaker 1: it Steve harting to move to Steve, Please, I don't
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  Speaker 1: join joining you do with me. You gotta turn, h
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  Speaker 1: you gotta turn to turn them out. Turn you got
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  Speaker 1: to turn them out. Then turn the water the water go.
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  Speaker 1: Come come on your back. H huh, I'm sure will.
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  Speaker 1: Good morning everybody. You're listening to the voice, come on
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  Speaker 1: dig me now, one and only Steve Harvey got a
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  Speaker 1: radio show. Well, I gotta tell you something, everybody, and
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  Speaker 1: this is great news for everybody that or share something
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  Speaker 1: with your principle of becoming successful at whatever level you choose.
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  Speaker 1: It can be successful in the relationship, successful in the family.
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  Speaker 1: Successes may be considered to you becoming a homeowner. It
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  Speaker 1: could be being dead free. Your ideal success could be
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  Speaker 1: sixty thousand a year, fifty thousand a year, one hundred
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  Speaker 1: thousand dollars a year. Doesn't matter if you're considering it,
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  Speaker 1: if you're wanting it, if you have a desire to
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  Speaker 1: become successful. I want to share with you the very
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  Speaker 1: beginning of that. If no one's ever done it, I'm
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  Speaker 1: going to say the beginning of it today. See Scripture
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  Speaker 1: makes it very clear for us you don't The only
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  Speaker 1: thing you need to become successful is already inside of you.
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  Speaker 1: It's not an external need. God wouldn't do that to you.
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  Speaker 1: He puts the core basis of everything you need inside
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  Speaker 1: of you. So if you discover it, if you tend
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  Speaker 1: to it, nurture it, fertilize it, and water it, it grows,
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  Speaker 1: it branches out. Then it reaches out externally and it
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  Speaker 1: starts grabbing things outside of there to make it even bigger, stronger, better,
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  Speaker 1: lasts longer. But in the very beginning, you don't need anything.
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  Speaker 1: It's all within you. And if you cultivate your relationship
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  Speaker 1: with God, it comes out, it flourishes. Now, let me
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  Speaker 1: tell you that thing that I'm talking about is a
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  Speaker 1: God given gift that He has given to all of us.
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  Speaker 1: We all possess it. It is all within us that
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  Speaker 1: everybody has a guilt. Had somebody told me what I
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  Speaker 1: know now back then, I would have saved myself tons
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  Speaker 1: of mistakes. I just didn't know the principles. I had
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  Speaker 1: to learn them all well. One of the principles of
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  Speaker 1: becoming successful is your mind set. You got to get
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  Speaker 1: your mind right now. This mindset is simply a decision
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  Speaker 1: that you can make. I can't get it for you.
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  Speaker 1: I can tell you what to do, but you got
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  Speaker 1: to make the decision. You just listening have to decide.
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  Speaker 1: You know what, I'm gonna go on and get at it.
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna stop renting. I'm gonna become a homeowner. You
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  Speaker 1: know what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna stop living check
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  Speaker 1: to check. I'm I'm gonna put a budget together. I'm
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  Speaker 1: gonna stop stepping out on my family. I'm gonna go home.
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna get it together. I'm gonna stop using you
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  Speaker 1: when you make these decisions. That's correcting your mindset. Now.
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  Speaker 1: The closer connection you have with God, the more help
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  Speaker 1: you get sustaining the mindset. How many times have you
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  Speaker 1: started to do something and you stopped? How many resolutions
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  Speaker 1: have you made at the New Year and stop by February?
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  Speaker 1: Over by me at January? Done in March. Because if
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  Speaker 1: you don't have a clear connection with your creator to
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  Speaker 1: help you carry out the other force out there, that
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  Speaker 1: evil force is designed to get you not to reach
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  Speaker 1: your goals, get you not to come to resolution with
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  Speaker 1: whatever the resolutions are you made, so he can so
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  Speaker 1: you can consider yourself not worthy or failure or unable
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  Speaker 1: to do something. But the more things you are able
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  Speaker 1: to accomplish, the greater your confidence goals grows. So we
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  Speaker 1: got to get your mind set together. Your mindset is
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  Speaker 1: a decision that you have to make. When you make
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  Speaker 1: the decision, you can begin the process. Your mindset is
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  Speaker 1: also a will of yours, a will along with the decision,
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  Speaker 1: a will, a willingness to do right, a willingness to change,
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  Speaker 1: a willingness to be better. It's going to then cause
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  Speaker 1: you to have to make a decision to make a
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  Speaker 1: change of direction. Don't go where everybody else going. You
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  Speaker 1: got to go your way. Now. You can't follow the crowd.
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  Speaker 1: You got to take a less travel path. You cannot
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  Speaker 1: do this without changing your direction. You can't keep hanging
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  Speaker 1: with the people you've been hanging with if you want
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  Speaker 1: to be different because they're not. Then you have to
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  Speaker 1: develop an obligation to yourself. You've got to say, you
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  Speaker 1: know what for me and my family, or if you
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  Speaker 1: don't have a family, for me, I owe it to myself.
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  Speaker 1: I have an obligation to myself to be the best
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  Speaker 1: to me that I can possibly be, to be the
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  Speaker 1: best self that I can possibly be, to be the
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  Speaker 1: best father, the best man, the best husband, the best wife,
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  Speaker 1: the best mother, the best daughter, the best son, the
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  Speaker 1: best student, the best employ ye, the best owner. You
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  Speaker 1: have an obligation to yourself to give yourself a shot
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  Speaker 1: at the best life you can. That's an obligation. You
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  Speaker 1: owe that to yourself. Why would you not live the
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  Speaker 1: best life that you possibly could. You have an obligation
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  Speaker 1: to yourself. Why would you teat yourself like that? Why
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  Speaker 1: would you take yourself and never allow yourself to see
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  Speaker 1: the goodness that's already in you, to have the abundance
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  Speaker 1: that's been promised to you, to go and explore all
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  Speaker 1: the riches out there that's available to you. And but
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  Speaker 1: one of the worst ways that you can rob yourself
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  Speaker 1: of the joy of your obligation is to keep comparing
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  Speaker 1: yourself to somebody else. Because guess what, Man, that ain't
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  Speaker 1: your life. You ain't jay z and Beyonce, You're You're
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  Speaker 1: not open instead, man, that's not who you are. Quit
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  Speaker 1: looking around at everybody else that comparison of everybody else
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  Speaker 1: to keep you broken. It'll keep you unhappy. You won't
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  Speaker 1: even be able to be grateful for what you have
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  Speaker 1: because you steady talking about what you don't have. That's
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  Speaker 1: not the way, man. You have an obligation to yourself
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  Speaker 1: to be the best you You can be, not the
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  Speaker 1: best them. You're not them. Stop trying to be them.
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  Speaker 1: Be the best you. It's cool. You got a nice
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  Speaker 1: little house. That's cool. You know how many big houses
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  Speaker 1: is empty and feel with hate and resentment. I'd rather
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  Speaker 1: have a smaller house feel with joy in it than
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  Speaker 1: to go to a big man. Prince got a line
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  Speaker 1: in a song that says, I realized, in its best disguise,
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  Speaker 1: a pretty house don't make her home. Man. Don't you
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  Speaker 1: know I know how true that is? So I'm just
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  Speaker 1: trying to tell you now. Another part of the mindset
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  Speaker 1: is taking dead aim at your life's goals and ambitious
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  Speaker 1: What are they? What are your goals and your visions?
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  Speaker 1: What do you see for yourself? What do you dream about?
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  Speaker 1: If you knew you couldn't fail at whatever it is
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  Speaker 1: you were attempting, what would you go attempting? See? That's
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  Speaker 1: what we need to be after. We need to get that.
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  Speaker 1: If you're sitting there thinking about it, man, it's got
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  Speaker 1: to be mold to this. It is. It is that
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  Speaker 1: the God in you crying out. That's the seed that
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  Speaker 1: was planning in you. That's the gift that's in there
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  Speaker 1: that's been locked away for years. It ain't too late
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  Speaker 1: to open that door. Man, When is it too late
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  Speaker 1: to be free? Ask Nelson Mandela when he was alive.
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  Speaker 1: Nelson Mandela suffered twenty some years man, behind the wall.
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  Speaker 1: When he got out, he was more powerful, more significant
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  Speaker 1: than he was before he went in. Ain't ever too
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  Speaker 1: late to be free. It's a mindset. It's a mindset, y'all.
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  Speaker 1: It's a decision. It's a will. It's a change of direction.
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  Speaker 1: It's an obligation to yourself. It's taking dead aim at
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  Speaker 1: your life's visions and goals. Come on, man, you got
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  Speaker 1: to get your mind wrapped around this thing. You owe
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  Speaker 1: it to yourself to live the best life you can be.
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  Speaker 1: Come on, man, God didn't create you to be an inmate.
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  Speaker 1: What you're sitting in there fall now. When you make
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  Speaker 1: your mistaken you do your time, and you come out.
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  Speaker 1: Don't let nobody fool you. Well, I got this. I
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  Speaker 1: can't get a job. I guess I gotta go do
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  Speaker 1: what I gotta do. Are you stupid? For real? That's
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  Speaker 1: the decision you'd made. Nah, man, you're gonna wind him
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  Speaker 1: right back in now. Come on, man, talk to God.
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  Speaker 1: God got something for you. You just gotta check in
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  Speaker 1: with him. You're listening, ladies and gentlemen. Today it's going
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  Speaker 1: to be different. I have decided, without conferring with anyone,
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  Speaker 1: that today would be a day well, come on, wow,
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  Speaker 1: every day think that this? No should not like every
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  Speaker 1: day this? Watch this what our food? H but nothing?
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  Speaker 1: High right over your own front and waiting. Hey, ladies,
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  Speaker 1: hello Steve, stay out the way you try to control it.
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  Speaker 1: Do your best? All right? Well let's okay, Well then,
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  Speaker 1: if this is going to be a different day of ignorance,
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  Speaker 1: let's have it. Don't back up now, don't back down now. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: what you need? Let's thought with any question you want
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  Speaker 1: to ask me. Let's just get this started right now.
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  Speaker 1: Any question you want to ask me. This can carry
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  Speaker 1: over into six thirty four. These are all ignorant, non
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  Speaker 1: responsible answers. Oh okay, tell junior, I don't just but
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  Speaker 1: tell junior you can see how fat you are the
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  Speaker 1: most when you are wiping your backside. That's when the
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  Speaker 1: most of your fat leans forward and you're able to
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  Speaker 1: really see how much fat really is you. So you
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  Speaker 1: still so you still reaching behind yourself. Yes, you're retching back.
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  Speaker 1: So that's how we're still okay, okay, all right, all
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  Speaker 1: right now you're still jamming your hand down the back
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  Speaker 1: of the new level of ignorance. Okay, you win. Oh
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  Speaker 1: that you the fattest that. I didn't think. I didn't
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  Speaker 1: think you can talk yourselves. I really didn't. But man,
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  Speaker 1: oh man, you gotta put your hand on the wall
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  Speaker 1: in front of It's early, guys, it's early in the morning. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: people are having they're eating or they're just getting out
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  Speaker 1: just when everybody going breakfast time. Wow. Really, okay, let's
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  Speaker 1: start this again, Steve, because you speak to us again. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that was that's unacceptable, bar see it. I just wanted
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  Speaker 1: to be there. Ain't nothing they ain't I beg to
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  Speaker 1: differ with you. Girl. You do the stuff out inhale
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  Speaker 1: that give you credit for that. Okay, okay, how about this.
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  Speaker 1: Let's not lying. Let's not do bodily functions. Let's not
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  Speaker 1: do bodily. Alright, alright, yeah, that's out. Be quiet, Tommy,
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  Speaker 1: thirty seconds you got thirty seconds, all right, Tommy, that's
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  Speaker 1: at We just say it, all right, Steve, I'll just
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  Speaker 1: ask you anything. What kind of day are you expecting
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  Speaker 1: to have today? How about that? Absolutely incredible? Okay, that's
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  Speaker 1: a perfectly perfect answer. We go, we come back. You're
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  Speaker 1: gonna see high incredible idiot. Be right, there'll be right.
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  Speaker 1: We'll be back at thirty two after Jesus help us
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  Speaker 1: all you're listening to day? What is this? Y'all? Look,
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  Speaker 1: we don't hate on people who have We don't hate
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  Speaker 1: them because we don't have it. But it's just just
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  Speaker 1: some hair rules out there. Did you got do about?
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  Speaker 1: That's a hair rules, hair rules that you need to
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  Speaker 1: live by even though you have it. Like, for instance,
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  Speaker 1: if you got an alfro, that's nice, but people should
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  Speaker 1: be able to go to the movies and see around
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  Speaker 1: your alfro. That's all. You can't block the four or
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  Speaker 1: five people seeing because of your halffroke. That's all I'm saying.
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  Speaker 1: Tell me you got one man, oh man, I want
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  Speaker 1: to disagree with that one before we go too far
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  Speaker 1: into this, because this my throat, and if you want
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  Speaker 1: to not get blocked, you need to get to early.
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  Speaker 1: Get seat of your choice in the ACA. Too much,
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  Speaker 1: you'll tell you ain't nobody. Couldn't the affro or sit
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  Speaker 1: in the back. No, damn way. I put it froll
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  Speaker 1: for you to see it. See, I didn't pay the
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  Speaker 1: people talking hating on the frost. We're not here that
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  Speaker 1: ball headed him and Tommy. But I'm the ball headed man.
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  Speaker 1: Speak up for big FROs, speak up for else. It's
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  Speaker 1: the one that bothered me. You can't have gray hair
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  Speaker 1: on your head and then a jet black beard. You
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  Speaker 1: see what I'm saying, that too, just for men. It's
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  Speaker 1: a maze, just for that. You gotta pick a color now,
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  Speaker 1: we need all of it to be one. Yeah, pick
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  Speaker 1: one that both of them, damn it, that's all we're saying.
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  Speaker 1: Let them go gray, that's all. That's fun. Hair board,
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  Speaker 1: you got one else, I'll tell your hair rule. I
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  Speaker 1: don't like. Come on, Joe, you got you ain't never
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  Speaker 1: had weights. You're not fitna get weights, So stop brushing
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  Speaker 1: leaving bristles in my car seat, y'all. I don't know
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  Speaker 1: how hard you pressing down, dog, but it's not coming
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  Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't need to know that one.
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  Speaker 1: You ain't getting ever get weight, maybe talking and brushing yet,
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  Speaker 1: but you're raising wristles. How hard is you ristling? Scratching
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  Speaker 1: your scratch? White men do comb over where they take
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  Speaker 1: some of their hell off the left side, growing long
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  Speaker 1: enough to swipe it over on the right side to
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  Speaker 1: get a piers that they have hand the top um
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  Speaker 1: rule of hell. Black people don't try that. That is
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  Speaker 1: not for you. Ain't no come open. Yeah, don't gonna
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  Speaker 1: part your hair and then start brushing it all to
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  Speaker 1: that area. You're gonna look like a fool if there
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  Speaker 1: ain't no leftover. Let me do this. Come on, Look, look,
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  Speaker 1: your eyebrows are not supposed to touch. I don't give buddy,
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  Speaker 1: you can steve some you to brows. Go Anthony David,
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  Speaker 1: you got me. You look like a long line across
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  Speaker 1: your head. Okay, give me a space in between. Okay, Junior,
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  Speaker 1: give me that brush you just head, give me that
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  Speaker 1: Okay if your hair is the same grain and Kevin Durant, listen, listen,
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  Speaker 1: you're gonna have to do. I need you to get
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  Speaker 1: lowest possible and then get to brushing. I just I
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  Speaker 1: do I need you to weep the brush with you.
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  Speaker 1: Look when you come to the bench when they called
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  Speaker 1: time out, grab your breath, grab your thrusting time out,
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  Speaker 1: wear around your neck and just test your brush in
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  Speaker 1: your shirt. I didn't come out and come on, come on.
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  Speaker 1: Growing hair is wonderful. The ability to grow hair is wonderful.
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  Speaker 1: But this is for me. That's over forty five. Growing
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  Speaker 1: it in your nose and your eels. Say that, damn dog,
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  Speaker 1: Listen to me. I got a partner. You look up
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  Speaker 1: his nostril. It's just all gray. Hell. Hey dog, they
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  Speaker 1: got a device that you can to tweezer. Man, it's
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  Speaker 1: a little electronic thing. Just go and get the nose.
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  Speaker 1: You get that hell out your ear. If you want
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  Speaker 1: to age yourself. Ill hell and nose hell is the
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  Speaker 1: quickest thing that sells to a woman who's old as
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  Speaker 1: hell first, because you cannot have hair, man. Yeah, yeah, okay, Jake,
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  Speaker 1: look ahead, okay. I can I speak to our white
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  Speaker 1: friends because we do have white listens. Listens, let me
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  Speaker 1: tell you something. We're gonna let you wear braids. We
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  Speaker 1: don't care when you go to Jamaica. You want to
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  Speaker 1: braid your half enjoy yourself. Let let the people make
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  Speaker 1: that money. But as soon as you on your way
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  Speaker 1: back here on that plane, on that plane, you need
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  Speaker 1: to get that stuff out. You take diet that half day,
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  Speaker 1: get between somebody legs in a row before you, and
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  Speaker 1: as soon as we hit two thousand feet, you didn't
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  Speaker 1: need to be between somebody leg don't get the customs
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  Speaker 1: with this down, y'all know that true. I have to
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  Speaker 1: just agree with that one. Yeah, to offend a lot
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  Speaker 1: of people who you get back Bo Derek the only
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  Speaker 1: one we let hat him. She surprised you're listening Stry
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  Speaker 1: Morning show. Here we go, coming up. At the top
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  Speaker 1: of the hour, Miss Anne will be here with our
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  Speaker 1: national news and headlines. But first nephew is up with us.
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  Speaker 1: Run that prank back? What you got na Limo driver?
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  Speaker 1: One more time? Limo drive for you, Uncle Steve. We're
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  Speaker 1: about to rob a bank. Baby, everybody whole time were
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  Speaker 1: about to rob a bank. It's the Limo drive. Good afternoon.
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  Speaker 1: How can I help you. I'm trying to get Cecil
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  Speaker 1: get this secret. Hey, Cecil, one of my boys game
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  Speaker 1: in your number. Man. I'm trying to get a car
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  Speaker 1: service for the night. Okay, listen, this is my personal number.
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  Speaker 1: Do you have the main number? Man? I keep calling
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  Speaker 1: the main line, but there ain't nobody answered. I had
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  Speaker 1: to call that about six seven times. They keep rolling
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  Speaker 1: over to it like to a voicemail or othay. Okay, okay, brother,
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  Speaker 1: what's your name? Monday? Tony? Okay, listen, Tony, I got
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  Speaker 1: a customer in the back. Let me get them happy.
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  Speaker 1: Can you you got a few moments, let me get
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  Speaker 1: the dope form and all you hold the phone. All right, okay, cool,
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  Speaker 1: all right, thank you have a good evening. All right, Tony? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: What's up? Yeah? Now you're saying you called the main
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  Speaker 1: line and you just keep going the voyemail or something
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  Speaker 1: like can't you call the main line? But you know,
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  Speaker 1: I know I'm calling it the last minute. Do I'm
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  Speaker 1: trying to get a get a call for the night man? Okay,
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  Speaker 1: what you need? Listen, we gotta we got the suv.
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  Speaker 1: We gotta Sudan or two. We got a couple of limits,
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  Speaker 1: white up black? What you need if I could get
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  Speaker 1: I guess like a black limits ain't be cruel? Okay,
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  Speaker 1: we got that. We got that. What time where I'm
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  Speaker 1: picking you up? What time? What it costs? You know,
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  Speaker 1: for an hour, because all I need is an out
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  Speaker 1: where's it's sixty five hours a nour but we only
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  Speaker 1: do three hour minimums the first three hours sixty five okay, okay, okay, see,
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  Speaker 1: we'll see see. So all I need is an hour?
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  Speaker 1: Man really like forty five minutes? So do you think
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  Speaker 1: they will work with me where you can't get them?
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: So you're dealing with me? Let me see. I'll tell
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: you what I'll do you for one hundred and fifty
• 23:37
  Speaker 1: dollars and I'll take k But now I want you
• 23:40
  Speaker 1: to know. I'm gonna let them know everything. So I
• 23:42
  Speaker 1: got to have either credit card or received it something
• 23:44
  Speaker 1: on the KVE to let them know. Because I'm not
• 23:46
  Speaker 1: no quoked brother, I'm gonna let them know everything that
• 23:48
  Speaker 1: I'm doing with that fourth place one fifty. I didn't
• 23:51
  Speaker 1: give you one fifty. When you pick me up, that's
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: no problem. Then where am I picking you up in? At?
• 23:56
  Speaker 1: What time? All right? I'm at ninety eight Village Dry, No,
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: I need eight Village Dry, okay? When I need twenty?
• 24:04
  Speaker 1: And when am I taking yourself? I'm going downtown on
• 24:07
  Speaker 1: Capital Street, downtown to Capitol Street, all right? And what
• 24:11
  Speaker 1: time am I picking you up? You could give me
• 24:13
  Speaker 1: like at eleven forty five to night that would be good.
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: Then forty five okay, that's forty five minutes two an
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: hour you're gonna need. Then forty five to next especially
• 24:22
  Speaker 1: twelve forty five, twenty thirty four five okay good that. Um,
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: let me see and downtown Capital. What you didn't give
• 24:29
  Speaker 1: an address? I don't even know the address. I'm going
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: to um to bank bank downtown all right, right? Um?
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: Can I ask you something tony right? Um? Yeah, And
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to get any business. You know, we don't
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: even ask questions usually, but a banking knight's gonna be closed.
• 24:44
  Speaker 1: I mean, you're not going to work because I gotta
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: take you back. So you're dropping off to something to
• 24:48
  Speaker 1: somebody or something like God, No, no, I ain't dropping nothing, No,
• 24:50
  Speaker 1: but I'm picking something up to see. What I need
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: you to do is just right here. I'm gonna go
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: in there, and I'm gonna be in there probably like
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: about fifteen minutes. But when I come out, man, I
• 24:59
  Speaker 1: need you to the car running and we need to
• 25:01
  Speaker 1: get side of there. Man. You ask me to run
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: you down to a bank at midnight and you kicking
• 25:06
  Speaker 1: something up at midnight, and I got to be ready
• 25:09
  Speaker 1: to go when you come out, me and my boys
• 25:11
  Speaker 1: when we come out of there, just when when we
• 25:13
  Speaker 1: get it, when we get back in the back of
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: the limo, I need you to I need you to
• 25:17
  Speaker 1: put the pedal down, man, and let's get out of there.
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: Look here, yo, yo, young brother, Well I how old
• 25:21
  Speaker 1: you man? I'm twenty four. Yeah, that's what I figured.
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: Look here, man, it sounds like you in some kind
• 25:26
  Speaker 1: of shading. I don't do that, brother's Man, Yo, you're
• 25:30
  Speaker 1: a driver. Dog. Your job is to drive. If you
• 25:33
  Speaker 1: pick somebody up, first of all, you ain't gonna be
• 25:36
  Speaker 1: asking nobody where they're going, what doing You're supposed to drive.
• 25:40
  Speaker 1: Let me start what I'm telling you here. Man, once
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: we come out of the bank, drive, let me stop it.
• 25:47
  Speaker 1: That's why I'm driving it working somewhere else driving because
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: I was ignorant like you at one time. Let me
• 25:53
  Speaker 1: tell you something, but I don't know your business and
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: really don't care at this point in time. I'm not
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: doing no crazy like this it. Brother. Let me tell
• 26:00
  Speaker 1: you something. Man. What you need to do is get
• 26:02
  Speaker 1: you young into some type of training school or something
• 26:05
  Speaker 1: to find yourself a job. You're gonna go down and
• 26:07
  Speaker 1: the enemy gonna blow your brains out. I ain't really
• 26:11
  Speaker 1: trying to hear all this, la. What I'm trying to
• 26:14
  Speaker 1: do is pay you this one. I'm fifty you driving
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: me where I'm trying to go, and you ain't meet
• 26:19
  Speaker 1: back if I go. Brother, you can't get right now,
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: not even know advice. You need to listen to me.
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: That's what's wrong with you. Jump now, y'all crazy, get
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: rich right off overnight, tight or you need to slow
• 26:31
  Speaker 1: down because they got something. You feel me. They gotta
• 26:34
  Speaker 1: hold on, Hold on, man, hold on what you know?
• 26:36
  Speaker 1: You don't know nothing, you don't know, man. I need
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: to know what, brother, how you're gonna be preaching to
• 26:41
  Speaker 1: mat dog Because I've been that man. That's what I'm
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: driving a limo because I've been that, young brother. I'm
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: trying to keep you from going that because you won't
• 26:48
  Speaker 1: like it. Look at so that I don't know what
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: to tell you at this point. First of all, I'm
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: not doing it, so you can cut that out. Okay. Now,
• 26:54
  Speaker 1: I'm thinking of you and all the other young brothers
• 26:56
  Speaker 1: to do this thumb. You watch too many of the
• 26:59
  Speaker 1: movies or something. Brother, you need to get your plate
• 27:01
  Speaker 1: because they got a place for you. But let me
• 27:03
  Speaker 1: tell you something. They read my brefer. I ready anything.
• 27:06
  Speaker 1: My mamma told me. They didn't want me to know.
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: They cut it out. Do you feel me? They looked
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: at me every night when they wanted to fed me
• 27:13
  Speaker 1: gubbage that I had to eat or die. You ain't
• 27:16
  Speaker 1: ready for that, man, You ain't ready for what. I
• 27:18
  Speaker 1: think he got your land. Your brothers don't know what
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: going on out here. You got it too easy. See
• 27:23
  Speaker 1: now you're talking about going down. They're robbing the bank.
• 27:25
  Speaker 1: You ain't no bank robber. You don't sound like no
• 27:27
  Speaker 1: thud goal real a remo. The way you're going, you
• 27:29
  Speaker 1: ain't making nothing because they were blowing your young I
• 27:32
  Speaker 1: way about their paper. You don't understand that. And you
• 27:35
  Speaker 1: show you ready for no jail. Could I say one
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: more thing to you? That? Yeah, what is it? All
• 27:40
  Speaker 1: I want to do is tell you it is that
• 27:42
  Speaker 1: I'm nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show and
• 27:45
  Speaker 1: your boy card. They don't got me the frank phone
• 27:47
  Speaker 1: call you. I don't give a who you are if
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: you around with them folks down town. They're gonna blow you, maw.
• 27:54
  Speaker 1: They're gonna get your hundred years under the jail. Do
• 27:56
  Speaker 1: you trouble to do? Did you just hear what I
• 27:58
  Speaker 1: just said? Though? What you said about my partner? You know?
• 28:01
  Speaker 1: I no, no, no, no, I said, I'm nephew Tommy
• 28:05
  Speaker 1: from the Steve Harvey Morning Show, your boy the other
• 28:09
  Speaker 1: another driver. Cordell got me the plank. Phone call you
• 28:14
  Speaker 1: if you Tomas. Oh you mean Steve Harvey on the radio. No, man, no, no, no,
• 28:21
  Speaker 1: this is are you seeing his man? Ain't cecil? Your boy?
• 28:24
  Speaker 1: Cordell got me to pray. Phone call you man. I'm
• 28:27
  Speaker 1: gonna get that. I'm gonna get that. When you lit
• 28:30
  Speaker 1: my fire man, I don't know that. I mean my
• 28:33
  Speaker 1: fight move fur. He say, be careful, he say, big Cecil,
• 28:38
  Speaker 1: he's been he's been down there. He didn't done some time.
• 28:40
  Speaker 1: Yn't that ben't that man? Come down, baby, come down man.
• 28:45
  Speaker 1: I got one more question to ask you, man, what's
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: the baddest radio show in the lad I want the
• 28:51
  Speaker 1: Nephew Tommy, but the Steve Harvey Morning Show. I got you, baby,
• 28:57
  Speaker 1: me and your boy. Cordell got you. Yeah. Well, I'm
• 28:59
  Speaker 1: gonna get here, he meet you, brother, I owe you
• 29:01
  Speaker 1: want to y'all gotta be real though, that's how you
• 29:04
  Speaker 1: rob a bank in a limo. If you're gonna rob
• 29:06
  Speaker 1: a bank, I shouldn't say that. Huh okay, well, no
• 29:10
  Speaker 1: giving out criminally, if you're gonna rob a man, you
• 29:12
  Speaker 1: should rob it a limo. First of all, what's the
• 29:15
  Speaker 1: limo driver find out? Like the one dude in this
• 29:17
  Speaker 1: prank that that's put you up to. It's gonna be
• 29:20
  Speaker 1: hard getting limo. Oh yeah, all right, Miss Anna's coming
• 29:24
  Speaker 1: up next with our National News. You're listening to Steven Show.
• 29:30
  Speaker 1: Take this job and shove it all? Heard that before?
• 29:34
  Speaker 1: I thought that before. I wanted to do that before.
• 29:36
  Speaker 1: Right here, Hello, I'm here. Well, guys, have you ever
• 29:41
  Speaker 1: you know, left an attitude? Actions left a job with you? Yeah? Okay,
• 29:46
  Speaker 1: let's hear about it. You're taking hell, I'm shitting here here,
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: and I got my ask over here right here, mean
• 29:59
  Speaker 1: right that, I'm yeah, I'm not throwing shade. I'm building
• 30:05
  Speaker 1: a tent. I know you have one set you to
• 30:12
  Speaker 1: take this job and shove it. Story. Well, I've worked
• 30:17
  Speaker 1: at a place called Lincoln Electric and I hated it.
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: I hated with everything in me. I worked a graveyard
• 30:25
  Speaker 1: ship twelve to eight in the morning, and man, I
• 30:31
  Speaker 1: despised the job because at four o'clock, I don't care
• 30:34
  Speaker 1: who you are. You sleepy, Yeah, there is no getting
• 30:38
  Speaker 1: used to four am. You're supposed to be sleep And
• 30:44
  Speaker 1: lunch was twenty minutes. It was like working. It was.
• 30:46
  Speaker 1: It was the hardest job I've ever had. Lunch was
• 30:49
  Speaker 1: twenty minutes and you and we had to work on
• 30:51
  Speaker 1: a piece system where we had to develop all these
• 30:55
  Speaker 1: wire coils by pieces. And I hated that job. And
• 31:00
  Speaker 1: I had this little dude named Tony. Wasn't my supervisor,
• 31:03
  Speaker 1: cooler dude, but I just I didn't like the company.
• 31:07
  Speaker 1: And so I went to work one day and I
• 31:08
  Speaker 1: just told him. I said, hey, man, I'm not gonna
• 31:11
  Speaker 1: be able to continue anymore. I got a huge loan
• 31:14
  Speaker 1: came in from Small Business Association to start my own company.
• 31:19
  Speaker 1: And all the men was there, Oh wow, really, Steve,
• 31:22
  Speaker 1: what you do? Yeah, I'm starting my own carpet cleaning business. Man.
• 31:25
  Speaker 1: I got the money, the loan came through, offer me
• 31:27
  Speaker 1: to body equipment. So I'm gonna go full time. Oh man,
• 31:31
  Speaker 1: good luck to you, Good luck to you. So I
• 31:33
  Speaker 1: ended up getting his job as a carpet cleaning com well.
• 31:37
  Speaker 1: One of the guys used my company, which partly was true.
• 31:41
  Speaker 1: I didn't really get the money from a small business loan.
• 31:45
  Speaker 1: I just wanted to quit, okay. And so one dude
• 31:50
  Speaker 1: called me and asked me to clean his house because
• 31:54
  Speaker 1: he knew my house number. And I went by his house.
• 31:57
  Speaker 1: But I had went to pick and play with your
• 31:59
  Speaker 1: grocery store, and I rented machines every day and just
• 32:03
  Speaker 1: put it in the back seat of my car. And
• 32:06
  Speaker 1: I pulled up at his house and unloaded the carpet
• 32:09
  Speaker 1: cleaning machine from the back seating my car. Man, I
• 32:12
  Speaker 1: thought she was a professional carpet cleaner. You didn't renting
• 32:15
  Speaker 1: the machine from that man. I'm gonna tell everybody down
• 32:18
  Speaker 1: at the job, okay, So I said, okay, cool, ain't
• 32:22
  Speaker 1: no problem right here, that sound like. So I just
• 32:27
  Speaker 1: went on and ruined his carpet ruined, now ruined Carbet
• 32:35
  Speaker 1: didn't extract the water, just put it in there. Since
• 32:40
  Speaker 1: you're gonna go tell go tell him that too. He
• 32:43
  Speaker 1: felt good about this, didn't yeh? Did? Man very comfortable.
• 32:47
  Speaker 1: And from that story we go to the one of them.
• 32:51
  Speaker 1: It wasn't a funny story. It wasn't really a just
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: so you know, I don't like the company, or now
• 32:59
  Speaker 1: I really didn't like you. Tank us to Mith. Anne,
• 33:03
  Speaker 1: Steve Trip, thank you very much, everybody. This is Anne
• 33:08
  Speaker 1: Trip with the News. President Trump invited leaders from both
• 33:11
  Speaker 1: sides of the aisle to the White House yesterday for
• 33:13
  Speaker 1: what was billed as a briefing on border security. However,
• 33:16
  Speaker 1: congressional leaders ended up no closer to an agreement to
• 33:19
  Speaker 1: end the partial government shutdown, which is in its thirteenth
• 33:23
  Speaker 1: day today. The President still is demanding of the same
• 33:26
  Speaker 1: amount of money for his wall. He says he needs it.
• 33:29
  Speaker 1: We're asking for five point six or somebody said two
• 33:31
  Speaker 1: point five. No, Look, this is national security we're talking about,
• 33:36
  Speaker 1: you know, just like we talked about the military, just
• 33:38
  Speaker 1: like we're talking about Syria or Afghanistan. And the Democrats say, well,
• 33:42
  Speaker 1: now we'll give you one point three billion for border
• 33:45
  Speaker 1: security and that's about it. Hey, speaking of numbers, this
• 33:47
  Speaker 1: is twenty nineteen. Neurologist Lloyd Strahorn tells me this is
• 33:50
  Speaker 1: a three universal year. Those who are born on the
• 33:53
  Speaker 1: third twelve month, they all like me to go very
• 33:58
  Speaker 1: very far. Airy they should think big expand their mental horizons.
• 34:02
  Speaker 1: For Tauruses, this is a year where they can expect
• 34:05
  Speaker 1: to close the books on just about anyone or anything
• 34:08
  Speaker 1: that's been a waste, toxic or non productive. For geminis,
• 34:13
  Speaker 1: just about anything you set your mind to, this is
• 34:16
  Speaker 1: going to be a big, big year for you. For
• 34:19
  Speaker 1: real cancers, this is a year for them instead to
• 34:22
  Speaker 1: be free and flexible, as committed in the things they do. Leos,
• 34:27
  Speaker 1: this year may find them with a desire to stand
• 34:30
  Speaker 1: out more under the radar than above it, in other words,
• 34:34
  Speaker 1: avoiding all the spotlights, but underneath that they're likely to
• 34:38
  Speaker 1: put together plans of actions in a methodical way. Virgos,
• 34:42
  Speaker 1: they happen to be in a physician this year actually
• 34:44
  Speaker 1: to get quite a bit done. As for the leaving,
• 34:47
  Speaker 1: the sign of beauty and balance include the words both
• 34:51
  Speaker 1: in their lexicon. Be for braids over outstand they help
• 34:55
  Speaker 1: a leadership and dep dynamic. For scorpions, taking names and
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: things like that is going to be very important and
• 35:01
  Speaker 1: it's going to also enhance their good will. Sagittarians, they
• 35:04
  Speaker 1: may have to slow it down a bit, but that's
• 35:06
  Speaker 1: because they're known as a sign and entertainment. As for
• 35:09
  Speaker 1: capital horns, their role is to become a beacon of
• 35:12
  Speaker 1: light by showing others a way out of the darkness aquarians,
• 35:15
  Speaker 1: the year will bring with them periods of self reflection
• 35:18
  Speaker 1: and self inventory for Pisces, and suggests that they'd be
• 35:21
  Speaker 1: more fluid able to get around how matters easily without
• 35:24
  Speaker 1: the hassholes that they might usually encounter. When you look
• 35:27
  Speaker 1: at the four numbers, one is a water number that's
• 35:30
  Speaker 1: a two, one is an earth number that's a zero,
• 35:32
  Speaker 1: and the other two which is the one in the
• 35:34
  Speaker 1: nine of fire numbers. And because they're more fire numbers,
• 35:38
  Speaker 1: it means that people should be more proactive, in other words,
• 35:41
  Speaker 1: getting off the rusty deskie and making things happen. Go
• 35:44
  Speaker 1: to Lloyd dash strayhorn dot com. This is an trip
• 35:47
  Speaker 1: and I have to end unforc with sad news. The
• 35:49
  Speaker 1: Captain from the Captain into Nil has died. Darryl Dragon
• 35:55
  Speaker 1: died yesterday at renal failure in a hospice in Arizona
• 35:59
  Speaker 1: at age seventy six, and he and Tony Tanil divorced
• 36:02
  Speaker 1: back in twenty fourteen, but apparently they remain close and
• 36:05
  Speaker 1: when he felt ill, she came to his bedside and
• 36:07
  Speaker 1: she nursed it until he passed. That's right, the captain
• 36:11
  Speaker 1: from Tony Channel has passed. Love will keep them together.
• 36:14
  Speaker 1: I suppose this is and trip back to the Steve
• 36:16
  Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show. You're listening show, listen, I'm gonna do
• 36:22
  Speaker 1: is you know things that that's cold for now are
• 36:27
  Speaker 1: things people say and you got to know how to
• 36:29
  Speaker 1: read what they're saying because it's really a cold. They
• 36:33
  Speaker 1: say one thing, but what it really means is So
• 36:36
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna call this this segment is called colde cracking. Yeah,
• 36:41
  Speaker 1: you've always been a crack crack. Yeah, so Shirley, could
• 36:45
  Speaker 1: you do me a favor? Yes, you say the first
• 36:48
  Speaker 1: line and you'll crack crack. Okay, Like if a person
• 36:52
  Speaker 1: says I'm in between jobs, yeah, ain't work because you
• 36:59
  Speaker 1: heard that, especially take I don't know. Here's another one, Steve,
• 37:11
  Speaker 1: I don't really watch TV. Cable got cut that. You
• 37:23
  Speaker 1: don't watch football, you watch power all right? I know
• 37:30
  Speaker 1: about this one. When you hear a lady say this
• 37:33
  Speaker 1: is my favorite person one been there my favorite favorite
• 37:51
  Speaker 1: about this one? Steve, We've decided to see other people? Yeah? Yeah,
• 37:56
  Speaker 1: he just walked out on he's been seeing you just
• 38:05
  Speaker 1: got the memo. We decided he'd been seeing somebody else.
• 38:09
  Speaker 1: Oh man, Okay, here goes one. I don't really like
• 38:13
  Speaker 1: a lot of company. They stay with their mom and
• 38:18
  Speaker 1: exactly what you know. I just tried to take as
• 38:25
  Speaker 1: quick as I can. Okay, Um, yeah, I like to
• 38:29
  Speaker 1: take walks, you know, because when you take walks, you
• 38:31
  Speaker 1: get to see him. He ain't got no damn call.
• 38:37
  Speaker 1: How you like to walk downtown? Who the hell likes
• 38:43
  Speaker 1: to walk down? Okay? How about this one? Uh, they're
• 38:51
  Speaker 1: tripping down at my job again? They tripping down at
• 38:55
  Speaker 1: my job? You got five? Yeah, all right, you want
• 39:07
  Speaker 1: to Okay, we gotta go. That was good though, Steve
• 39:10
  Speaker 1: that okay, we'll be back. You're listening, all right, it's
• 39:17
  Speaker 1: time as promised for All I said was it's very simple.
• 39:22
  Speaker 1: But if you if you're in a relationship or been
• 39:26
  Speaker 1: in a relationship, there's things that you have said, just
• 39:30
  Speaker 1: little statements. Next thing you know, you're in a full
• 39:34
  Speaker 1: blown argument, just just out of nowhere. Like all I
• 39:39
  Speaker 1: said was all I said, Well, what would I do
• 39:43
  Speaker 1: with the money if I want a lottery m And
• 39:47
  Speaker 1: I said, you know, I said this, I say that.
• 39:49
  Speaker 1: Then all of a sudden, I'm we're in an argument.
• 39:52
  Speaker 1: We have a full argument. Oh make believe money. You
• 39:55
  Speaker 1: know what I'm saying right now, I'm time. You know
• 39:57
  Speaker 1: what I'm tilling. You've been in the junior yeah, been there?
• 40:01
  Speaker 1: Still in there something? You know. All I said was,
• 40:06
  Speaker 1: you know, if I ever meet Beyonce? Right well, she
• 40:14
  Speaker 1: knew the rest of the statement, and I meant it.
• 40:17
  Speaker 1: You know, I mean if I met Beyonce. Hey, you
• 40:22
  Speaker 1: know she allowed me to date husband. You ain't all
• 40:27
  Speaker 1: I see what? You want to know what I said, John,
• 40:32
  Speaker 1: All I said, would my girlfriend husband be tripping? That's
• 40:39
  Speaker 1: all I said, Jay, my girlfriend husband be tripping? That's
• 40:44
  Speaker 1: all I see. All Right, I was on the phone
• 40:49
  Speaker 1: the other day, just you know, my girlfriend, just talking.
• 40:52
  Speaker 1: All I said was because it was just the two
• 40:54
  Speaker 1: of us. Yeah, I didn't know Nesto was in the house.
• 40:57
  Speaker 1: All I said was Morgan Freeman could get it. You know,
• 41:04
  Speaker 1: I don't even talk like that with my girls. You
• 41:06
  Speaker 1: know we're just talking. Oh man, the argument that has
• 41:10
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry, woman, you know I don't said so much.
• 41:19
  Speaker 1: Just pick one up, you know. All I said one time?
• 41:23
  Speaker 1: One you know, she made me something I just said,
• 41:26
  Speaker 1: you know, when my mama baked it, she baked it
• 41:28
  Speaker 1: is different. Got to do it. Yeah, and when you
• 41:36
  Speaker 1: talk about cooking and stuff like that, don't look over
• 41:38
  Speaker 1: here at me. Okay, everybody glanced everybody. Whenever it's fool,
• 41:43
  Speaker 1: we always look at you. I don't know why. I
• 41:46
  Speaker 1: mean a little simple things started it, you know, like it.
• 41:49
  Speaker 1: All I said was if we weren't together, x y
• 41:53
  Speaker 1: Z one of your girlfriends, who did I get with?
• 41:55
  Speaker 1: You know that's together? Yeah, if we were together, I
• 42:01
  Speaker 1: get well, you know you're dead. You hit weren't together,
• 42:06
  Speaker 1: you're dead. Man. You can't really say nothing about their body, No,
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  Speaker 1: you can't. I didn't want I did. I said something
• 42:12
  Speaker 1: one time, I said, why her dressed so tight? Like
• 42:22
  Speaker 1: he was on my damn right? Okay, okay? All I said,
• 42:29
  Speaker 1: if she pregnant, it's a possibility, you know, I'm just
• 42:39
  Speaker 1: if she spragnant? Wow, I can't you want to? Maybe
• 42:46
  Speaker 1: maybe I had to give my car key. I walked
• 42:49
  Speaker 1: in the room one time, she laying down on the
• 42:51
  Speaker 1: bed trying to put the pants on. I said, that's
• 42:53
  Speaker 1: how we got to do it now. Yeah, we walked.
• 43:06
  Speaker 1: We walked to this restaurant one time. All I said,
• 43:10
  Speaker 1: me and my exes to come here all the time,
• 43:15
  Speaker 1: and then it helped it to guess butter Brown you
• 43:17
  Speaker 1: back again. I can't, No, nobody, I can't, right, I said,
• 43:29
  Speaker 1: I'm talking. I said, so what side you were? Now?
• 43:39
  Speaker 1: Because I'm going I just say to what side you were? Said?
• 43:50
  Speaker 1: All right, more of this crazy ignorant show. Steve Harvey
• 43:54
  Speaker 1: Morning Show. Right after this. You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 44:00
  Speaker 1: All right, at the top of the hour. Right about
• 44:02
  Speaker 1: four minutes after the hour, we'll have today strawberry letter.
• 44:05
  Speaker 1: But right now, come on, nephew, what is your prank phone?
• 44:08
  Speaker 1: Call for it today? You bouncing checks at the church? Wow,
• 44:14
  Speaker 1: y'all know who you are that's bouncing checks at your church?
• 44:18
  Speaker 1: Is that your Christian voice? Oh? You're a bouncing chick? Okay,
• 44:28
  Speaker 1: he it is. Hello. Hello, I'm trying to reach a
• 44:32
  Speaker 1: Monica system. Monica. Please, this is a brother, brother de Seawan.
• 44:38
  Speaker 1: I'm calling. Actually, I'm a member at a Greater Commissionary
• 44:42
  Speaker 1: Baptist church. How can I help you? That's what I'm
• 44:45
  Speaker 1: calling you? Actually about the offering? Now, did you I
• 44:48
  Speaker 1: know you paid your ties, but you also Sunday. Okay,
• 44:54
  Speaker 1: Now you paid a love offering as well, right, yes,
• 44:56
  Speaker 1: I do? Okay, Now this past Sunday, I'm looking at
• 45:00
  Speaker 1: a check that you left for us with the bank, right, right,
• 45:04
  Speaker 1: I sure did. I wrote a check Sunday. Okay. Now
• 45:07
  Speaker 1: the check, ma'am was two hundred and fifty dollars. Am
• 45:11
  Speaker 1: I correct? Right? Right? I wrote two checks for my
• 45:13
  Speaker 1: ties and the love offering. Right, I wrote one for
• 45:16
  Speaker 1: two fifty for the love offering. Okay, Now, ma'am, I
• 45:19
  Speaker 1: don't I know. First of all, you know I didn't
• 45:22
  Speaker 1: ask you. How's your day going? You're doing all right?
• 45:24
  Speaker 1: My dad is fun? How about yours? I'm like I said,
• 45:28
  Speaker 1: I'm blessed now, But what is this call regarding? Why
• 45:31
  Speaker 1: are you calling me? Well, what I wanted to tell
• 45:34
  Speaker 1: you is that I hate to be a bar of
• 45:36
  Speaker 1: bad news. But Joe, your check that you wrote for
• 45:39
  Speaker 1: two fifty actually has bounced. And wait a minute, you
• 45:43
  Speaker 1: said my check bounce for two hundred and fifty dollars.
• 45:46
  Speaker 1: Your check bounce. So what I'm doing is calling you
• 45:49
  Speaker 1: about recouping the two fifty as well as you know
• 45:52
  Speaker 1: you you cost us thirty dollars in bank fees. But
• 45:57
  Speaker 1: wait a minute, now, I wrote two checks. I wrote
• 45:59
  Speaker 1: a check for one hundred dollars. Did that one bounce?
• 46:02
  Speaker 1: I don't see to it that that that one bounced.
• 46:04
  Speaker 1: All I know is the one that the love offering
• 46:06
  Speaker 1: has bounced. What did you put them in at the
• 46:08
  Speaker 1: same time? Because I wrote him at the same time.
• 46:10
  Speaker 1: They all go in on Monday, ma'am. Now I didn't
• 46:13
  Speaker 1: put them in at the same time. I've been putting
• 46:15
  Speaker 1: them in for the last two or three years. The
• 46:16
  Speaker 1: problem is why would people write them? What is your name?
• 46:20
  Speaker 1: M brother Deshaun? And you was at it Sunday? I was.
• 46:23
  Speaker 1: I don't think it matters. And when I was there, man,
• 46:25
  Speaker 1: the problem is that I didn't put these checks in.
• 46:28
  Speaker 1: And I don't understand why y'all write these checks to
• 46:30
  Speaker 1: the track knowing that they're gonna because a lot of
• 46:33
  Speaker 1: people write that good well checks? One clear? Why the
• 46:38
  Speaker 1: other one didn't clear? Maybe you didn't have enough money
• 46:40
  Speaker 1: for both of them to clear? What what did you
• 46:43
  Speaker 1: just say? Maybe you didn't have enough money in the
• 46:45
  Speaker 1: bank for both of them to clear. I don't understand
• 46:47
  Speaker 1: why people planning money in the bank at all. My
• 46:51
  Speaker 1: checks clear. I don't write no damn rubber checks. Well,
• 46:53
  Speaker 1: you wrote one on Sunday, and that's the problem. How
• 46:56
  Speaker 1: are you gonna try to give a look? You? Wait
• 46:58
  Speaker 1: a minute. I think you got me confused with somebody else.
• 47:00
  Speaker 1: I don't write no bad checks. You didn't wrote that
• 47:03
  Speaker 1: to be nice to you. I'm trying to be nice
• 47:04
  Speaker 1: to you. Win. Can we expect the two fifty plus
• 47:07
  Speaker 1: the thirty dollars? So thirty dollars? That's the bank feeds
• 47:11
  Speaker 1: man for the dog gonna check bouncing. My check didn't bounce.
• 47:14
  Speaker 1: I don't check my bank. And if my check clear,
• 47:17
  Speaker 1: you're gonna pay me thirty dollars for calling me harassing
• 47:19
  Speaker 1: me bout a two hundred and fifty dollar check bounce.
• 47:22
  Speaker 1: I don't write no damn Why would you write check? What?
• 47:24
  Speaker 1: You want to sit up in the church and write
• 47:26
  Speaker 1: these big number checks when you know you ain't got
• 47:28
  Speaker 1: it in the bank. What did you say? I said,
• 47:31
  Speaker 1: why would you write these checks when the money ain't in? Now,
• 47:35
  Speaker 1: let me tell you that's one thing. I don't write
• 47:37
  Speaker 1: no bad checks. And you got a lot nerds calling
• 47:41
  Speaker 1: me telling me my check bounce. Y'all, check is the
• 47:43
  Speaker 1: one that has bounced, and you tell you what you do.
• 47:45
  Speaker 1: Since my check bounce, you paid them, since you got
• 47:48
  Speaker 1: all the money, And don't call me with this again?
• 47:53
  Speaker 1: Call her bad cat, call her back hello. Don't you
• 47:58
  Speaker 1: hang upon me no more? When an're we gonna get
• 48:00
  Speaker 1: this two fifty and this thirty dollars? Somebody from the
• 48:05
  Speaker 1: church to my I wrote a bad check? I write,
• 48:08
  Speaker 1: you did write a bad check. I didn't write no
• 48:10
  Speaker 1: bad Yes, you damn it. Why are you calling me?
• 48:13
  Speaker 1: Why the treasure? Don't call me at church? The treasure
• 48:16
  Speaker 1: is business. I ain't never know the deacon called nobody
• 48:19
  Speaker 1: about no bad check. You're fully thank you? You got
• 48:24
  Speaker 1: the damn money I ain't got. Who is that in
• 48:27
  Speaker 1: the background? Who is that for mine? Who it is?
• 48:29
  Speaker 1: We're both going to the same church, and you're gonna
• 48:32
  Speaker 1: call me to my I wrote a bad check. You
• 48:34
  Speaker 1: don't you call me no more? And if the check bads,
• 48:37
  Speaker 1: you paid? Okay? Keep passed to know you talking like this?
• 48:40
  Speaker 1: You pass to? No you calling me? Can you ask
• 48:43
  Speaker 1: for that? Look? When are we gonna get this? Two
• 48:45
  Speaker 1: fifty two hundred and eighty dollars is what we're looking
• 48:48
  Speaker 1: for from you? I wrote a check for two fifty
• 48:50
  Speaker 1: and not get two eighty. You put the thirty dollars
• 48:54
  Speaker 1: with it. You put two fifty in there, it bounce.
• 48:57
  Speaker 1: Thirty dollars cost us on bake fees. That's eighty. Where
• 49:00
  Speaker 1: can the church expect their money? Never? Not? No two eighty.
• 49:05
  Speaker 1: You will never get to eighty. You're gonna make me
• 49:07
  Speaker 1: come by your and my check? Then what did you say?
• 49:10
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna do what You're gonna make me? Come by
• 49:11
  Speaker 1: your house and get this money? Bring it own, bring
• 49:15
  Speaker 1: it bring you what is the address on this check? Check?
• 49:18
  Speaker 1: I got it off the check, bring your own. I
• 49:21
  Speaker 1: bet you you'll be limping back and I'm watching you.
• 49:24
  Speaker 1: You bet not be spending no money nowhere. You bet
• 49:26
  Speaker 1: not spend nothing until I get this two fifty plus
• 49:29
  Speaker 1: thirty whatever I want to Okay, No, you you know
• 49:32
  Speaker 1: where I am. And you don't call me no more
• 49:34
  Speaker 1: with this because my check did not bounce. I don't
• 49:37
  Speaker 1: see how one check went through and the other bounce.
• 49:40
  Speaker 1: Let me say this to you. We cannot accept you
• 49:42
  Speaker 1: back into the House of the Lord no more until
• 49:45
  Speaker 1: you are not don't you come in the sunday until
• 49:48
  Speaker 1: we get coming up in the Sunday and I'm gonna
• 49:51
  Speaker 1: make sure I find your because you the person I
• 49:54
  Speaker 1: want to see you go. And you know what, I'm
• 49:56
  Speaker 1: gonna call the pastor right now and ask him because
• 49:59
  Speaker 1: I don't believe my check bounce you fully? What? Let
• 50:01
  Speaker 1: me say this? Before you called pastor I got no,
• 50:04
  Speaker 1: I'm anna called pastor. No, you should have talked with
• 50:06
  Speaker 1: pastor before you called me with this information. I got
• 50:09
  Speaker 1: one more thing I need to say. You ain't got
• 50:11
  Speaker 1: nothing to say to me. You don't upset me with
• 50:13
  Speaker 1: this I'm talking about I bounced a check. You should
• 50:16
  Speaker 1: have went to pastor before you called me with you.
• 50:18
  Speaker 1: I taught pastor one I got, But I got one
• 50:20
  Speaker 1: more thing to say before I leave. But you're listening.
• 50:23
  Speaker 1: What are you about to say to me? What do
• 50:25
  Speaker 1: you have to say now that you're gonna pay the check?
• 50:27
  Speaker 1: This is Nephew timing from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 50:32
  Speaker 1: You just got pranked by your girlfriend? What did you say? Baby?
• 50:41
  Speaker 1: This isn't say What did you say? I'd say? This
• 50:45
  Speaker 1: is Nephew time me baby brother Steve Harvey Morning. Until
• 50:48
  Speaker 1: your girlfriend has pranked you, I'm gonna beat that. She
• 50:54
  Speaker 1: just left hid flying out to do in her She didn't.
• 50:57
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna, Oh baby, are you serious? I'm serious, baby,
• 51:03
  Speaker 1: I'm your check has not bounsed. Go on in the
• 51:06
  Speaker 1: church Sunday and let's let's we're gonna. We got a
• 51:09
  Speaker 1: lot to pray. And I've been Oh my god, I've
• 51:12
  Speaker 1: been cursed. Oh my god. Y'all need to stop this,
• 51:15
  Speaker 1: y'all get Let me ask you one more thing though, baby,
• 51:21
  Speaker 1: what is the baddest radio show in the land, The
• 51:25
  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning. Y'all need to stop it now, cut
• 51:33
  Speaker 1: that out. Now. You don't bounce checks at the church.
• 51:38
  Speaker 1: You know how quick the church check clear? Now? Do
• 51:40
  Speaker 1: you know they clear on Sunday? Now? Yea, they be
• 51:45
  Speaker 1: in there. You can't card now they know? Oh yeah,
• 51:53
  Speaker 1: everything cash on. We had nothing that ch no, we
• 51:58
  Speaker 1: had no. You couldn't write a check. Check. We couldn't
• 52:01
  Speaker 1: do that. You couldn't write a check cash hash so
• 52:06
  Speaker 1: embarrassing at the church. And ladyship, do you have another card?
• 52:10
  Speaker 1: Just keep it low. You ain't got to see that
• 52:11
  Speaker 1: loud and everybody. You haven't another card? No, bless me.
• 52:21
  Speaker 1: Famous line of our church was, you know the Lord
• 52:23
  Speaker 1: said we ain't give enough this go around? Now ain't
• 52:26
  Speaker 1: gonna fad to play back around said, yeah, that would
• 52:31
  Speaker 1: say Lord said we we ain't give enough. It's five more,
• 52:35
  Speaker 1: five more, hundred and hire. Our trade went around three times,
• 52:39
  Speaker 1: Well it passed me three damn times. All right, we'll
• 52:44
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• 52:51
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• 52:54
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  Speaker 1: could be reading your letter just like we're going to
• 53:16
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• 53:19
  Speaker 1: hold on tight. We got it for you here. It
• 53:21
  Speaker 1: is the Strawberry Letter. A subject a stepmom that may
• 53:26
  Speaker 1: need to step away. Dear Stephen Shirley, My husband and
• 53:30
  Speaker 1: I have been married for eleven years. My husband has
• 53:33
  Speaker 1: three grown children from his previous marriage, two sons and
• 53:37
  Speaker 1: a daughter. His sons are happily married, but his daughter
• 53:41
  Speaker 1: is not. My husband's ex wife constantly intrudes in our marriage,
• 53:45
  Speaker 1: and in her daughter's marriage, the daughter will not keep
• 53:48
  Speaker 1: her mom out of her business and it upsets her husband.
• 53:51
  Speaker 1: The ex wife has also made my husband's life miserable,
• 53:55
  Speaker 1: but I can deal with that. It's my stepdaughter that
• 53:58
  Speaker 1: is the problem. I am not welcome at any of
• 54:00
  Speaker 1: the grandchildren's birthday parties or family get togethers because of her.
• 54:04
  Speaker 1: I have tried for many years to have a relationship
• 54:07
  Speaker 1: with my stepdaughter, but she's not interested. I run around
• 54:11
  Speaker 1: and buy things for her children and help her father
• 54:13
  Speaker 1: get gifts for her children, and she will only thank
• 54:16
  Speaker 1: my husband. She has never told me thank you. She
• 54:20
  Speaker 1: refers to our home as her dad's house. It hurts
• 54:23
  Speaker 1: my feelings that she does not respect my marriage to
• 54:26
  Speaker 1: her dad. My husband always defends his daughter's actions and
• 54:29
  Speaker 1: how he treats me. He tries to make it better
• 54:32
  Speaker 1: by making up lies about how his daughter says to
• 54:35
  Speaker 1: tell me Hi when they talk, Steve, How can I
• 54:38
  Speaker 1: get my husband to realize that his actions are just
• 54:40
  Speaker 1: as bad as his daughter's attitude. I'm not worried about
• 54:43
  Speaker 1: the ex wife, but I have to spend time with
• 54:46
  Speaker 1: his daughter, so I need to fix this situation. My
• 54:49
  Speaker 1: family life is falling apart, and I am the only
• 54:52
  Speaker 1: one who seems to notice. What should I do? What
• 54:57
  Speaker 1: should you do? You ask? Well, first of all, I
• 55:01
  Speaker 1: think you're doing way too much. I think you should
• 55:04
  Speaker 1: stop doing everything. Okay, Stop going to places with them.
• 55:08
  Speaker 1: They don't want you there anyway, So stop going, Stop
• 55:11
  Speaker 1: buying stuff for them, Stop trying to make them like you.
• 55:15
  Speaker 1: Stop you know, wanting to thank you from the daughter
• 55:18
  Speaker 1: and going and helping, you know, buy stuff and get
• 55:22
  Speaker 1: gifts and all of that. And please stop letting this
• 55:25
  Speaker 1: woman disrespect you like this. Okay, you deserve much better.
• 55:32
  Speaker 1: You know. It's not about them, it's about you. And
• 55:34
  Speaker 1: your husband really needs to grow up here. He needs
• 55:39
  Speaker 1: to speak up for you on your behalf. You're his wife.
• 55:42
  Speaker 1: You should come first. Okay. He shouldn't let anyone. I
• 55:45
  Speaker 1: don't care who it is. I don't care if it's
• 55:47
  Speaker 1: this crazy daughter that he has, his meddling ex wife,
• 55:50
  Speaker 1: anyone come before you and treat you this way. My
• 55:54
  Speaker 1: husband always defends his daughter's actions and how she treats me.
• 55:58
  Speaker 1: Why is he defending her? Why isn't he defending you?
• 56:01
  Speaker 1: His wife? That's who, and you need to let him
• 56:04
  Speaker 1: know what is going on here. I'm your wife. He
• 56:08
  Speaker 1: knows that, but you haven't spoken up for yourself. You
• 56:10
  Speaker 1: need to let your husband know how it's going to
• 56:12
  Speaker 1: be from this day forward. He needs to You all
• 56:15
  Speaker 1: need to be a unit, present that unit to the
• 56:17
  Speaker 1: family and deal with it that way. Okay, maybe the
• 56:20
  Speaker 1: daughter will back down once she sees that the husband
• 56:24
  Speaker 1: respects you and sticks up for you, but you gotta
• 56:26
  Speaker 1: stick up for yourself to your husband first. Steve, Well,
• 56:31
  Speaker 1: this is a complete mess. Yeah, Blended families are always difficult.
• 56:36
  Speaker 1: I've had my share difficulties with it myself, especially when
• 56:41
  Speaker 1: you're dealing with these grown kids because they have their
• 56:44
  Speaker 1: own ideas of what they think should be. Had I
• 56:48
  Speaker 1: listened to our grown kids, Marjorie and I probably wouldn't
• 56:53
  Speaker 1: have got married because they went bowling and decided since
• 56:57
  Speaker 1: we're just informing them that they don't think we should
• 57:00
  Speaker 1: get married. I call him a bunch of stupid blankety
• 57:04
  Speaker 1: blanks and walked out the room simply because how y'all
• 57:08
  Speaker 1: ignorance gonna tell me something? Ain't none of y'all got
• 57:11
  Speaker 1: a husband, a wife, or a child. Now you're gonna
• 57:15
  Speaker 1: tell me how to behave so I can understand that
• 57:18
  Speaker 1: it's gotten way better since then, but that's still friction
• 57:23
  Speaker 1: every now and then. Your problem is that the daughter
• 57:26
  Speaker 1: has sided with the mother who is his ex wife.
• 57:33
  Speaker 1: She's totally taking her side. That's something wrong with his
• 57:37
  Speaker 1: ex wife, because if it wasn't, it wouldn't be his
• 57:40
  Speaker 1: ex wife, it would be his current wife. My husband's
• 57:44
  Speaker 1: ex wife constantly intrudes in our marriage and then her
• 57:47
  Speaker 1: daughter's marriage. Well I thought you said his sons are
• 57:51
  Speaker 1: happily married, but his daughter is not. Oh, that means
• 57:53
  Speaker 1: she's married but not Okay. Well, see, first of all,
• 57:58
  Speaker 1: his ex wife doesn't know how to have a successful marriage,
• 58:01
  Speaker 1: so any information that she's intruding on with her daughter's
• 58:05
  Speaker 1: marriage ain't gonna be helpful to his daughter her daughter
• 58:08
  Speaker 1: because she don't know how to have a healthy marriage,
• 58:11
  Speaker 1: and spreading dissension is her way. So now the daughter
• 58:15
  Speaker 1: can't stand you. Now what your daughters is is you
• 58:20
  Speaker 1: are not welcome at any of the grandchildren's birthday parties
• 58:24
  Speaker 1: or family get togethers because of her. I've tried for
• 58:27
  Speaker 1: many years to have relationship with my stepdaughter, but she's
• 58:30
  Speaker 1: not interested. I run around and buy things for her
• 58:33
  Speaker 1: children and help her father get gifts for her children.
• 58:36
  Speaker 1: She would only thank her husband. She would only think
• 58:41
  Speaker 1: my husband the lady. She's never told me thank you.
• 58:44
  Speaker 1: She refers to our home as her dad's house. It
• 58:47
  Speaker 1: hurts my feeling that she does not respect my marriage
• 58:50
  Speaker 1: to her dad. And you have every right to be hurt.
• 58:54
  Speaker 1: So what do you do? At one point, it takes
• 58:57
  Speaker 1: two to tangle if the other person, it takes two
• 59:00
  Speaker 1: people to take it takes two people to have a relationship.
• 59:03
  Speaker 1: Relationship is two people. She don't want a relationship. I
• 59:07
  Speaker 1: agree with Shirley. Stop stop buying stuff for the grandkids
• 59:11
  Speaker 1: and all this is stop shopping for your husband. Now.
• 59:16
  Speaker 1: If you can't get respected, she don't talk to you,
• 59:19
  Speaker 1: she don't thank you. Then see, let him go buy
• 59:23
  Speaker 1: stuff for the grandkids. Now. He caught between the rock
• 59:27
  Speaker 1: and a hard place, and we're gonna get to that
• 59:29
  Speaker 1: after the break. But he caught between the hot rock
• 59:31
  Speaker 1: and harplay. Because I know what he's tried to. He
• 59:34
  Speaker 1: tries to make it better by making up lies about
• 59:36
  Speaker 1: the highest. Daughter says to tell me high when they talk.
• 59:41
  Speaker 1: She already knows that's not you know good wells ain't
• 59:44
  Speaker 1: said hi to me. She ain't ever said high to me,
• 59:48
  Speaker 1: and I've been right here, So when the hell she
• 59:51
  Speaker 1: started sending a message? So you already noticed crazy But
• 59:55
  Speaker 1: old dude, he don't want you hurting the guy bad.
• 59:59
  Speaker 1: He don't want you to hurt But at one point time,
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 1: a decision's got to be made. His loyalty is to you, period.
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 1: But he's suffering from guilt though. You gotta understand his
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 1: daughter is making him feel guilty over the mom's condition
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 1: mental stability. Oh, he polling in, honest man, And so
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 1: you gotta you gotta understand that. But I'll tell you
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 1: what I think you should do when we come all right, Steve,
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 1: So um, when we come back, we'll have part two
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 1: of your response to a step mom that may need
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 1: to step away twenty three after the hour. We'll get
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 1: into it right after this you're listening to. All right, Steve,
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 1: we're back with part two of today's Strawberry Letter. A
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 1: stepmom that may need to step away is the subject.
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 1: Let's recap, shall we. Well? You know this woman is
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 1: married his husband. They've been married for eleven years. He
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  Speaker 1: got three grown children from his previous marriage, two sons
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  Speaker 1: and a daughter. His sons are happily married, but his
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  Speaker 1: daughter's not. My husband's ex wife constantly intrudes in our
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  Speaker 1: marriage and then her daughter's marriage. The daughter will not
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  Speaker 1: keep her mom out of her business, and it upsets
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  Speaker 1: her husband. The ex wife also made my husband's life miserable.
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  Speaker 1: Oh I know what that is right there, that ex
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  Speaker 1: wife trying to make your husband's life miserable. Oh Lord,
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  Speaker 1: been there. Oh I tightened up right there. I got
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  Speaker 1: tight because Lord, I know that that is your ex
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  Speaker 1: wife make your life miserable. Why won't she goes, sit
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  Speaker 1: her tail down? Some damn will get your ass off
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  Speaker 1: the internet. Quit selling stories to the QUI Okay, I
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  Speaker 1: remind you to stop me about me all the damn time. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: this is not about you. I have to, you know,
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  Speaker 1: remind you of that. Steven. I think now it's a
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  Speaker 1: good place. Well, but when he said the ex wife
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  Speaker 1: has also made my husband's life miserable, that was directed.
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  Speaker 1: You don't see Steve in that sentence. I know I do.
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  Speaker 1: Two different people. Has nothing to do with you. Objective Steve.
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  Speaker 1: First of all, I don't know what that means. We'll
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  Speaker 1: take yourself out of it. Take yourself out of it.
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  Speaker 1: Pick yourself out of it. I wasn't in it until
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  Speaker 1: she said the ex wife has also made my husband's
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  Speaker 1: life miserable. Now if that don't sound like she talking
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  Speaker 1: to me? And I see, when God gives you a guilt,
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  Speaker 1: you got to look at the gift for what it
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  Speaker 1: is and appreciate it. So now here's what you got
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  Speaker 1: to do. Step away. You should step away. Ain't no
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  Speaker 1: neither trying to be kind and keep getting ribuffed. You
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  Speaker 1: don't have to just have a person keep spitting on
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  Speaker 1: you in your face, stay out their face. That's all
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  Speaker 1: you got to do. Remove yourself from all this shopping
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  Speaker 1: and buying and trying to go to get togethers and stuff.
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  Speaker 1: You know, I don't understand that having family events and
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  Speaker 1: then someone calling you right now, I hear your phone.
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  Speaker 1: I'm popular somebody calling me when they ain't Are they
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  Speaker 1: hearing you? I wish that wasn't that who you think? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: to hear you talking about I got so many blocks
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  Speaker 1: and stuff. You don't even want to stand up. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: back to the letter, because you will get to stop. X.
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  Speaker 1: Don't ask me how I know. I just know Shirley's right.
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  Speaker 1: I would remove myself from situation. I'm not worried about
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  Speaker 1: the ex wife, but I have to spend time with
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  Speaker 1: his daughter, so I need to fix this situation. But
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  Speaker 1: his daughter don't want to fix the situation. Have you
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  Speaker 1: ever just said, hey, listen, I love your father, your
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  Speaker 1: father loves me. I have nothing to do with your
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  Speaker 1: father's breakup. I'm tired of being blamed for it. I've
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  Speaker 1: been nothing but kind to you and these grandchildren I
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  Speaker 1: want us to have Huh. She says that I have
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  Speaker 1: tried for many years to have a relationship with my stepdaughter. Well,
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  Speaker 1: I just told her what to say. Yeah, okay, well
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  Speaker 1: just trying to have it. Let's live your life by Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: and don't bring them damn kids over here now last
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  Speaker 1: Christmas shop at That's right, I'm a stinger, So wait,
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  Speaker 1: say that one more time. Don't come over here, no more,
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  Speaker 1: and don't bring them damn kids. You can talk about
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  Speaker 1: the kids to make them feel bad. No, okay, no, no,
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  Speaker 1: they're innocent. Don't I'll tell you what if you want
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  Speaker 1: the kids to come over here from now, send them
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  Speaker 1: over here, by your husb. You don't bring your ass
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  Speaker 1: over here. But she's miserable in her marriage. She is
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  Speaker 1: in an unhappy marriage. So misery loves company. Right. Well,
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  Speaker 1: that's why I say sending him over here by the husban,
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  Speaker 1: because he probably need a break. I'm pretty sure he
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  Speaker 1: loved to come over here to be killed wash the
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  Speaker 1: game with us and everything. Yeah, he loved to come
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  Speaker 1: over there by himself, just to get away from your
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  Speaker 1: ain't love your mind. I just stopped by and sit down.
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  Speaker 1: I ain't got I sen the driveway. I just come over.
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  Speaker 1: I just swing by Chrispy Kreen. The light was y'all
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  Speaker 1: wants them? Don't know that? Don't really make her matter. She,
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  Speaker 1: you know, develops a relationship with the husband and they
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  Speaker 1: become good friends. Yeah, so it's really no way to
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  Speaker 1: help people like that. It's no terphone. How long this
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  Speaker 1: ex white thing can last? Trust me, another damn shot
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  Speaker 1: over here? If you want. I forgot what I was
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  Speaker 1: gonna ask you. Now he keep going. Yeah, answer this
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  Speaker 1: question was, don't you think the husband should say something?
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  Speaker 1: Don't you think the husband he's trying to say something
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  Speaker 1: what he needs to get them off his wife? You
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  Speaker 1: don't think that, you know what? What? He's got a
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  Speaker 1: delicate line because he don't want it's his daughter, right,
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  Speaker 1: He doesn't want to lose a relationship with his daughter.
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  Speaker 1: He doesn't want the daughter to think he's picking the
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  Speaker 1: wife over her, and he don't want the wife to
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  Speaker 1: think that he's picking the daughter over her. He's caught
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  Speaker 1: between the rock and hard place. It's a really tough
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  Speaker 1: position to be, especially when company the women and boys
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  Speaker 1: boys get on with a lot quicker. All right, well, listen, guys,
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  Speaker 1: we do have to go email us or instagram us
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  Speaker 1: your thoughts on today's Strawberry letter, which was not about Steve. No,
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  Speaker 1: it wasn't. Jay, my son has actually told me Dan,
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  Speaker 1: I know my mom, but good to Steve Harvey FM.
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  Speaker 1: Or go to my Girls, Shirley at my Girls, Shirley,
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  Speaker 1: you're listening, all right, it is time for something funny. Steve.
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  Speaker 1: I'm just gonna let you take it away right here,
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  Speaker 1: you and Jay with your reenactmate. Listen. This is for
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  Speaker 1: all me and listening today. We're going to give you
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  Speaker 1: how it works when you're trying to end conversation with
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  Speaker 1: your wife or girlfriend and you're trying to find a
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  Speaker 1: way to end it or not have it at all,
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  Speaker 1: or not have this conversation. You're gonna have it, but
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 1: somehow it just goes on it. You don't want to talk. Basically,
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 1: you don't want to talk because you been at work.
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  Speaker 1: Oh damn day quiet. You just want to come in
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  Speaker 1: and not talk to nobody. You don't understand that, every man?
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 1: How come you don't want to talk? You know what
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  Speaker 1: I'm saying? Here's hat go? What's wrong with here? How
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 1: it goes? You just walked in the house. Hey baby,
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  Speaker 1: how are you doing? I'm doing good? How woud your
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 1: day to day? I'm tired, I'm beat up. Man. It
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 1: was a rough out there to day back go into it,
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  Speaker 1: and I knew it was just a long day, baby,
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  Speaker 1: you know, I get sometimes I just gonna sit down
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  Speaker 1: and chiell or get my thoughts or a minute to myself.
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  Speaker 1: Well what happened? It was just a long day, you know,
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  Speaker 1: just long long like long like what I mean long
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  Speaker 1: like how I've been down there all day? No, I
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  Speaker 1: just been there all day. If it been that all
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  Speaker 1: day working, I got two jobs and just got home.
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  Speaker 1: It's just a long day. I'm just tired, That's all that.
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  Speaker 1: What happened the first job? Just tell me that ain't
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  Speaker 1: ain't nothing in particular happened, you know, it just was
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  Speaker 1: So you were that all day and you're telling me
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  Speaker 1: nothing happened, no particular, No, I ain't no nothing, nothing
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  Speaker 1: meaning for happen. So something did happen? No, baby, listen, listen.
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  Speaker 1: What I'm saying is it just it was just a
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  Speaker 1: long day, was just you know, you know, just a
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  Speaker 1: day to day got in the way and it just
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  Speaker 1: tired of something happened that you don't want to tell
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  Speaker 1: me about. I ain't nothing happening that I ain't gonna
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  Speaker 1: tell you about. I'm just trying to tell you. Ain't
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  Speaker 1: nothing really happened. But just what I'm just, I'm tired.
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  Speaker 1: Well you don't. You sound like you're yelling. I mean
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  Speaker 1: you all listen to him. Look, I ain't. I ain't
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  Speaker 1: trying to. Look, I'm not yelling. If I did, okay,
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  Speaker 1: then forget just what happened to the second job? What happened? Hey, Look,
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  Speaker 1: I'm tired. I didn't have a good day. I'm just
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  Speaker 1: gonna go on in hell. I'm watching your TV. So
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  Speaker 1: you don't want to talk to that. Basically, what you're saying,
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  Speaker 1: you don't want to talk to me. So I ain't
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  Speaker 1: seeing you all day and you come home and now
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  Speaker 1: I want to talk. You want to talk to me?
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  Speaker 1: Is that? Is that basically what you're saying? You don't
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 1: You've been talking to all other people all day when
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 1: I bows at work, though I'm at work. Oh well,
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 1: I just want to check. No, baby, I want to
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  Speaker 1: work at the house. There's no talking. Well, no, I
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 1: just want to cheer. No, I just want to cheer
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  Speaker 1: for a little while. Don't you have a talk show?
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 1: You have two shows. I just talk and you come
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  Speaker 1: home and just no talking. That's well. I got a
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  Speaker 1: radio show too. I did radio show, dinner, do two show,
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  Speaker 1: and I got a brief in and I do meeting.
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  Speaker 1: You're talking to meeting. Y'all talking to meeting. You're talking
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  Speaker 1: the show. Yeah, you're talking a radio show. Yeah, but
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 1: you can't talk home. But I'm trying to talking loud. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: I ain't getting loud. I see you getting loud now. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: well you ain't listening. I'm listening. I'm trying to talk. Now,
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  Speaker 1: you ain't hearing me. I'm my voice raising because you're
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 1: not listening. You know what, Forget it, just forget it,
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 1: just forget the whole thing, for get a ass. Get
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  Speaker 1: it all right now, I don't want to talk to
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  Speaker 1: no more. Okay, cool, I'm going in here for ever.
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 1: I'm going I'm not talking to you no more. You
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  Speaker 1: don't have to worry about me talking to you. When
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 1: you're coming in from now, I will not be talking. Okay.
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 1: See how you like that? You don't want to talking.
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  Speaker 1: I don't want to talk, baby, No no, no, no
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  Speaker 1: no no. I tried to talk, but you didn't want
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  Speaker 1: to talk. Now you want to talk. We're talking about Listen,
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  Speaker 1: now we can talk, baby, I'm going on in here
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  Speaker 1: and just sit down the chill because you can't talk
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  Speaker 1: to me, all right, man, just just look look look
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  Speaker 1: just whatever you said. I didn't even know are we talking?
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  Speaker 1: All I was going to hear you said you want
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  Speaker 1: to talk to me? No more? Okay, forget it. Now
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 1: I want to talk. Okay, let's stop. You don't talk
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  Speaker 1: to me, and I won't talk to you. All right,
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  Speaker 1: that's good. It works fine for me. Ever talk to you. Now.
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 1: He walks away under his broil and he so he thinks,
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 1: and he said answers crazy, And then she follows him
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 1: in the room. Oh yeah, she says, I just have
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  Speaker 1: one question. I just I just have one more question,
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 1: I ask you, why don't you want to talk to me? Yeah?
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 1: What did I do? Because I didn't do anything to you? Now,
• 1:12:56
  Speaker 1: you ain't did nothing. I just told you I had
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 1: a long thing, and you said you ain't want to talk.
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 1: I said I'm gonna hear the kill you to follow
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  Speaker 1: me and didn't ask me again? Forget it? No, no, no,
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  Speaker 1: one more thing. I got one more thing to edge Columbo. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: come on. Well okay, so one more time under my breath.
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  Speaker 1: And I don't think she can hear this. So I
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  Speaker 1: said to myself this healthful crazy. Oh I'm crazy. I'm
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 1: crazy now. I'm ready that one crazy. But I'm crazy. No,
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 1: I ain't say he's crazy. I an't say he was crazy.
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 1: I'm crazy now I'm crazy. No, I said what I'm
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 1: gonna shay you craziest, I'm show crazy. No, I don't
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 1: know what I said. I ain't taking you this crazy now.
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 1: I'm sure you know I said this crazy you you
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 1: want to see it. I'm sure to you what I'm
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 1: looking at Wait what he's already looking at me? Crazy?
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 1: Every man? Who's winning? Good friend? Lad? When you get
• 1:14:07
  Speaker 1: at work? Okay, oh my god, that's it right there, nah,
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 1: we pretty much covered it. High Yes, good job, Jay, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: played Wifie very well, very well. We are coming up
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  Speaker 1: all right, more of this crazy ignorant show. Steve Harvey
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 1: Morning Show. Right after this. You're listening Steven Show. Here's
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 1: a question for something funny, Steve. What's something your parents
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  Speaker 1: did when you were a kid that nowadays moms and
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  Speaker 1: dads could never get away with? Beat me on a
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  Speaker 1: number eight at the grocer store in front of people.
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  Speaker 1: That's why it went dad, that's yeah, yeah, yeah? What
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  Speaker 1: give her? Damn man? What blow? What's the thing you get?
• 1:15:05
  Speaker 1: You get where you show up? That's where you get
• 1:15:09
  Speaker 1: at the school? Second grade in front of the whole
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 1: clay what right? Got my ass to out? She came
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 1: up there up there? Wow. You know how when they
• 1:15:18
  Speaker 1: get off their job? Ye, and come I let you.
• 1:15:20
  Speaker 1: But what she doing time she kicked that door open.
• 1:15:23
  Speaker 1: I was cutting up later have been telling her I've
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 1: been cutting up, right, so she just I get my
• 1:15:27
  Speaker 1: mama dropped me off and decided not even to go
• 1:15:29
  Speaker 1: in go to work in and just stood there by
• 1:15:32
  Speaker 1: the door and waited for me to cut Soon as
• 1:15:34
  Speaker 1: I start it is is right? Mama came up to
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  Speaker 1: the school, gave all my particular teachers permission to paddle me,
• 1:15:44
  Speaker 1: then gave him her house number and called me. So
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 1: when you get home, I can show you how really
• 1:15:49
  Speaker 1: posted though. Whoa double double beatings, double service. The choir singing,
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 1: so they can't hear me. They see what's going on
• 1:16:05
  Speaker 1: in that pew back the boy youraising look, yeah, because
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 1: she's out here weighing me out. He'll show he'll save
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 1: ye don't even know it waits at church care. Yeah,
• 1:16:18
  Speaker 1: it's why the choir sang. That's why they can't hear me.
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 1: That's where won't he do it started? My mama sent
• 1:16:29
  Speaker 1: me to school one time with the exact same thing
• 1:16:32
  Speaker 1: in my lunch bag for six months. Oh what do
• 1:16:36
  Speaker 1: you mean, the same lunch the exact same damn thing,
• 1:16:41
  Speaker 1: because I told her I don't eat no tuna everything. Yeah. Yeah,
• 1:16:52
  Speaker 1: I've been in the junior choir and my mama said
• 1:16:56
  Speaker 1: something to me, and I mumbled something and she said something,
• 1:16:59
  Speaker 1: and I'm mum on my breath while we're up in
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 1: the quass, I'm thinking, you know she read them you
• 1:17:02
  Speaker 1: way over there. Pew number five got hit with a
• 1:17:06
  Speaker 1: hum book on target right in the face. My mama
• 1:17:13
  Speaker 1: could have actually quarterback for Cleveland. You got the girl
• 1:17:17
  Speaker 1: got scared? What what I was eating? I was eating
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 1: some candy in church? Yeah, my mama visibly. Yeah, choke
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  Speaker 1: the candy out of my mom. I'm talking about two hands, wow,
• 1:17:39
  Speaker 1: until it came out, Get it out, get it out.
• 1:17:41
  Speaker 1: But shaking me though, But in a pew infront of people.
• 1:17:45
  Speaker 1: You couldn't do that. You can't do none of this.
• 1:17:47
  Speaker 1: You can't do it. You couldn't. Uh. And parents, we're talking,
• 1:17:50
  Speaker 1: that's what we're talking about. Things that parents did when
• 1:17:52
  Speaker 1: we were kids that they could never get away with.
• 1:17:54
  Speaker 1: Switch pull over and get a switch. You can't do that.
• 1:17:57
  Speaker 1: Make you get yes, tommy, get out, pick it, clean
• 1:18:02
  Speaker 1: it off, bring it here, and I'm gonna beat you
• 1:18:04
  Speaker 1: with it. That's too much work. You know how long
• 1:18:07
  Speaker 1: it takes to get that sweet as whipping with an
• 1:18:09
  Speaker 1: extension cold all this is abuse now? Yeah? Yeah yeah,
• 1:18:14
  Speaker 1: yeah yeah yeah, classified abuse. Yeah. I watched my sister
• 1:18:19
  Speaker 1: called call CPS on my mom and they came over that. Yeah,
• 1:18:23
  Speaker 1: she beat it, She beat her in front of them.
• 1:18:26
  Speaker 1: There's no problems here. Call the people, Yeah, you want
• 1:18:31
  Speaker 1: to call them people? Oh, y'all gonna get y'all a
• 1:18:32
  Speaker 1: show hold on that. Ladys Cbs said, well, there's no problems.
• 1:18:37
  Speaker 1: Here's closed left. Whoa wow, you guys, I can't do that.
• 1:18:46
  Speaker 1: You can't do it. I mean, these days and kids,
• 1:18:48
  Speaker 1: it's just I think our parenting styles are different too,
• 1:18:51
  Speaker 1: you know what I mean. It's like these kids they
• 1:18:53
  Speaker 1: get away with so much. Tysha came home from school.
• 1:18:55
  Speaker 1: She had a bad day. She slammed her book bad down.
• 1:18:58
  Speaker 1: I didn't know what to do. Would have been in
• 1:19:00
  Speaker 1: that book bag? I had done that knocked. Yeah, you're
• 1:19:06
  Speaker 1: slamming book back. You're buying book bag. Yeah, oh you're
• 1:19:10
  Speaker 1: buying book bag? Now you want some book bag? You know?
• 1:19:15
  Speaker 1: Didn't your parents take the door off to him? I
• 1:19:18
  Speaker 1: slammed that dough so hard. My daddy said, so we're
• 1:19:20
  Speaker 1: slamming dos huh huh. Took the whole dough off the
• 1:19:24
  Speaker 1: hen people just people come by a visit, those passing by.
• 1:19:30
  Speaker 1: Why I stayed in my room as a kid. I
• 1:19:32
  Speaker 1: ain't got no privacy that. Yeah, my dad left that
• 1:19:35
  Speaker 1: dough off about three months. Wow, your lessons fingers now here?
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  Speaker 1: My daddy was, I'm right, he didn't call me obviously
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  Speaker 1: I took too long getting there. He's standing on the
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  Speaker 1: side of the house. I ribbed my bike pass to jimney.
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  Speaker 1: His ass pushed me off, Like how you tore that
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  Speaker 1: to your I'm talking about pushing me hard. Yeah, nothing
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  Speaker 1: was no way I could have kept my bell. We
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  Speaker 1: do ain't even wobble, right, he pushed. I went straight down.
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  Speaker 1: My daddy was strong. He's kids today. Got me out
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  Speaker 1: here his yard waiting on you. Though I'm riding up
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  Speaker 1: up the driveway. He's standing behind the chimney. Soon as
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  Speaker 1: I got by that chimney stuck it, stiffed back and
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  Speaker 1: locked my hand straight down. My bike can't even wobble.
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  Speaker 1: I went straight to the ground. Cut a little up
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  Speaker 1: in the thing. You're gonna sit up in here and
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  Speaker 1: me sitting up in there waiting on you like I
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  Speaker 1: got all damn. They get him, get that top bucket
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  Speaker 1: so we can finish this drive. I was in a
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  Speaker 1: car with my daddy. You know how to call. You
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  Speaker 1: know how to do it? Is not shut all the way.
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  Speaker 1: You need to kind of opening and shutter. Yeah, so
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  Speaker 1: it'll be you know, because I'm hearing the jingle a
• 1:20:52
  Speaker 1: little bit and I'm ain't a file sick. But I
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  Speaker 1: didn't see grown people when the door ain't clothed, you know,
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  Speaker 1: they opened it and clothed right right right, But we
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  Speaker 1: ran down the street. You're probably going about thirty five.
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  Speaker 1: I ain't really be fit I open that doing close,
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  Speaker 1: you know, like I'm grown pulled over? Hell, you open
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  Speaker 1: that dough? Fu? I said that it wasn't it was.
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  Speaker 1: I got hit every direction you could possibly think of.
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  Speaker 1: What was he driving, why he was driving? He stopped.
• 1:21:17
  Speaker 1: You wouldn't win seatbells back then, right, so when he stopped,
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  Speaker 1: he still gave me that all same bell and threw
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  Speaker 1: my hands back. Man. Man, from that point, I don't
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  Speaker 1: think I opened the dough No, I got I don't
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  Speaker 1: hear side I did already? All right, more of this
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  Speaker 1: crazy ignorant show. Steve Harvey Morning Show. Right after this,
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  Speaker 1: you're listening Steven Show. Well, Carla, you just saw a
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  Speaker 1: small lizard or a little geico in your house? Yes, girl,
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  Speaker 1: I had a fit. I called. I'm sorry, I said,
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  Speaker 1: like you gecko, I know what you mean. Yeah, So
• 1:22:04
  Speaker 1: what happened now? It was crawling in the house by
• 1:22:08
  Speaker 1: the fireplace. Girl, I jumped on the couch because you don't.
• 1:22:12
  Speaker 1: You don't like snakes or nake So okay, So Steve,
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  Speaker 1: I gotta ask you. Have you ever seen any kind
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  Speaker 1: of lizard or getto or anything crawling and it frightened
• 1:22:26
  Speaker 1: you in your house or it made you scared? No,
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  Speaker 1: I've never had lizard anyhow. What happened? Fighter? Now, we've
• 1:22:32
  Speaker 1: been on vacation and we were in Africa. As a
• 1:22:37
  Speaker 1: matter of fact, I've taken the family. And when I
• 1:22:41
  Speaker 1: say lizard, now listen to me. We're in Africa. Don't
• 1:22:45
  Speaker 1: worry about guy called that little green thing that talk
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  Speaker 1: on the command Yeah, no, that ain't what had got
• 1:22:49
  Speaker 1: in lloyd bathroom. Oh yeah, this one had a little
• 1:22:53
  Speaker 1: bit more What what you gonna do? This was? This
• 1:22:58
  Speaker 1: was the mama, grandma, I'm stump you and then I'm
• 1:23:02
  Speaker 1: gonna stomp you. It's what I thought that lizard was.
• 1:23:06
  Speaker 1: So Lurid was gonna take a shower. She started running
• 1:23:09
  Speaker 1: the water. I don't know how this big ass thing
• 1:23:11
  Speaker 1: got in the shower, but it's probably about almost a
• 1:23:14
  Speaker 1: foot loan, almost a ruler. Ruler wasn't real big and heavy,
• 1:23:20
  Speaker 1: but it about a foot loan with the tail. So
• 1:23:25
  Speaker 1: let me now, We're in Africa, So now I got
• 1:23:34
  Speaker 1: I ain't just bust in there. She out with the
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  Speaker 1: tie around her in the living room in front of
• 1:23:41
  Speaker 1: the whole family. So we got to think before we
• 1:23:44
  Speaker 1: just running in this Africa because this is Africa. This
• 1:23:48
  Speaker 1: I need it good, because I was thinking rhinoceros or
• 1:23:54
  Speaker 1: something like that. So I said, Lord, what is it?
• 1:23:58
  Speaker 1: And she just shaking. I God, I got Dad, I
• 1:24:01
  Speaker 1: can't go. I believe's go get it. Well, I'm not
• 1:24:03
  Speaker 1: gonna go in there until I get more information. Now,
• 1:24:08
  Speaker 1: the people at the lodge day ain't here because we're
• 1:24:10
  Speaker 1: in the villa. Yeah, we probably about maybe fifty yards
• 1:24:15
  Speaker 1: from the main lodge, so you know, I said, right,
• 1:24:19
  Speaker 1: I get her to calm down. She said, I don't
• 1:24:22
  Speaker 1: know what it is, but it's so big and it's
• 1:24:24
  Speaker 1: in the shower. I knew the shower was glass. I said,
• 1:24:28
  Speaker 1: was it on the floor? She said, was in the
• 1:24:31
  Speaker 1: middle of the wall. I said, okay, I go in there.
• 1:24:35
  Speaker 1: I see this big ass lizard in the middle of
• 1:24:38
  Speaker 1: the wall. And I said that scared me too. Do
• 1:24:44
  Speaker 1: need something? Daddy? Everybody behind me, So now I'm daddy,
• 1:24:48
  Speaker 1: I gotta do something. So I'm looking so I then
• 1:24:51
  Speaker 1: I hear, don't kill it, somebody in the go, don't
• 1:24:58
  Speaker 1: kill it all the kid, don't kill it, Daddy, set
• 1:25:02
  Speaker 1: it free. I hear you think I'm fin open dough.
• 1:25:06
  Speaker 1: I'm not opening this damn dough. You know what we're
• 1:25:10
  Speaker 1: in the jungle. Do I know how to stand? Boy?
• 1:25:18
  Speaker 1: I walked him out, through him outside and told all
• 1:25:20
  Speaker 1: the kids. I let him out. He gone, So you
• 1:25:23
  Speaker 1: just out noutled. Okay, last question. You're listening to take
• 1:25:35
  Speaker 1: this job and shove it all? Heard that before. I
• 1:25:39
  Speaker 1: thought that before. I wanted to do that before. Right here, Hello,
• 1:25:43
  Speaker 1: I'm here. Well, guys, have you ever you know left
• 1:25:48
  Speaker 1: an attitude actions left a job with? Yeah, okay, let's
• 1:25:51
  Speaker 1: hear about it. But you're taking hell. I'm shopping here here,
• 1:25:59
  Speaker 1: and I got my ass over here right here, meaning
• 1:26:04
  Speaker 1: right here. Yeah, I'm not throwing shade. I'm building a tent.
• 1:26:15
  Speaker 1: I know you have one story. You take this job
• 1:26:19
  Speaker 1: and shove it. Story. Well, I worked at a place
• 1:26:24
  Speaker 1: called Lincoln Electric and I hated it. I hated with
• 1:26:29
  Speaker 1: everything in me. I worked a graveyard ship twelve to
• 1:26:33
  Speaker 1: eight in the morning because at four o'clock I don't
• 1:26:35
  Speaker 1: care who you are you sleepy? Yeah, there is no
• 1:26:39
  Speaker 1: getting used to four am. You're supposed to be sleep
• 1:26:44
  Speaker 1: It was the hardest job I've ever had. Lunch was
• 1:26:47
  Speaker 1: twenty minutes and you and we had to work on
• 1:26:49
  Speaker 1: a piece system where we had to develop all these
• 1:26:52
  Speaker 1: wire coils by pieces. And I hated that job. And
• 1:26:57
  Speaker 1: so I went to work one day and I just
• 1:26:59
  Speaker 1: told him, I said, hey, man, I'm not gonna be
• 1:27:01
  Speaker 1: able to continue anymore. I got a huge loan came
• 1:27:05
  Speaker 1: in from small Business Association to start my own company.
• 1:27:10
  Speaker 1: And all the men was the oh wow, really, Steve,
• 1:27:12
  Speaker 1: what you do? Yeah, I'm starting my own carpet cleaning business. Man,
• 1:27:16
  Speaker 1: I got the money, the loan came through, offered me
• 1:27:18
  Speaker 1: the body equipment, So I'm gonna go full time. Oh man,
• 1:27:22
  Speaker 1: good luck to you, Good luck to you. So I
• 1:27:24
  Speaker 1: ended up getting his job as a carpet cleaning company. Well,
• 1:27:28
  Speaker 1: one of the guys used my company, which partly was true.
• 1:27:32
  Speaker 1: I didn't really get the money from a small business loan.
• 1:27:36
  Speaker 1: I just wanted to quit, okay. And so one dude
• 1:27:41
  Speaker 1: called me and asked me to clean his house because
• 1:27:45
  Speaker 1: he knew my house number. And I went by his
• 1:27:47
  Speaker 1: house but I had went to pick and pay with
• 1:27:50
  Speaker 1: your grocery store, and I rented machines every day, and
• 1:27:54
  Speaker 1: just put it in the back seat of my car.
• 1:27:57
  Speaker 1: And I pulled up at his house and unloaded the
• 1:28:00
  Speaker 1: carpet cleaning machine from back seating my car. Man, I
• 1:28:03
  Speaker 1: thought you was a professional car for cleaner. You didn't
• 1:28:06
  Speaker 1: rinding the machine from that. Man, I'm gonna tell everybody
• 1:28:09
  Speaker 1: down at the job, Okay, So I said, Okay, cool,
• 1:28:13
  Speaker 1: ain't no problem right here. That sound like. So I
• 1:28:18
  Speaker 1: just went on to ruin his copy ruined Now so
• 1:28:24
  Speaker 1: ruined Carver didn't extract the water, just put it in there.
• 1:28:32
  Speaker 1: Since you gonna go tell go tell him that too.
• 1:28:35
  Speaker 1: I felt good about this, didn't you very comfortable? And
• 1:28:39
  Speaker 1: from that story we go to, uh, it wasn't a
• 1:28:42
  Speaker 1: funny story. It wasn't really just so you know, I
• 1:28:49
  Speaker 1: don't like the company, or no, I really didn't like you.
• 1:28:55
  Speaker 1: All Right, we're coming back with more of the Steve
• 1:28:57
  Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show. As a matter of fact, this is
• 1:28:59
  Speaker 1: our last break the day. Steve's closing remarks, you don't
• 1:29:02
  Speaker 1: want to miss it. It's been a good day. We'll
• 1:29:05
  Speaker 1: be back at forty nine after the hour right after
• 1:29:07
  Speaker 1: this you're listening. Here we are, last break of the day,
• 1:29:13
  Speaker 1: last break of the day, with just one more thing, Steve,
• 1:29:16
  Speaker 1: I'm glad for one. I think we all are that
• 1:29:18
  Speaker 1: your closing remarks are back. You know, I've learned so
• 1:29:21
  Speaker 1: much over the years. You know, I've had a tough
• 1:29:25
  Speaker 1: goal of it, as many of you have. Mine, ain't
• 1:29:27
  Speaker 1: my story animal richer, are deeper than nobody else's. So
• 1:29:30
  Speaker 1: I just try to share the information that I've actually learned,
• 1:29:35
  Speaker 1: because I've learned a lot. And one of the things
• 1:29:38
  Speaker 1: that I've learned is about when to start. You know,
• 1:29:43
  Speaker 1: whenever you come up with an idea or thought or
• 1:29:47
  Speaker 1: move you want to make, or something comes from your imagination.
• 1:29:51
  Speaker 1: The thing that I find that stops people oftentimes is
• 1:29:57
  Speaker 1: when do I start? Now, here's the thing with starting.
• 1:30:04
  Speaker 1: What people do is they delay the start by overthinking it.
• 1:30:11
  Speaker 1: And if you overthink something, guess what will eventually and
• 1:30:15
  Speaker 1: you overexplain it to other people Eventually the how it
• 1:30:19
  Speaker 1: won't work, it's going to come up. So you have
• 1:30:22
  Speaker 1: this fabulous idea that you've thought of, right, and then
• 1:30:25
  Speaker 1: you shared with some people and he said, man, I'm
• 1:30:27
  Speaker 1: gonna go do this and you start talking it over,
• 1:30:29
  Speaker 1: and you start thinking it through, and you share it
• 1:30:32
  Speaker 1: with more people. The more people you share with, and
• 1:30:34
  Speaker 1: the more people and the more you think it through,
• 1:30:37
  Speaker 1: you know what, you keep coming up with the mishaps,
• 1:30:40
  Speaker 1: the things that can go wrong, and you end up
• 1:30:43
  Speaker 1: delaying the starting. The other thing that happens is people
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  Speaker 1: try to line all they ducks up in a row
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  Speaker 1: before they start so they can just go on and
• 1:30:52
  Speaker 1: start knocking them down. That's a mistake because that almost
• 1:30:57
  Speaker 1: never ever happens. I have yet to see any deal
• 1:31:01
  Speaker 1: I've ever done, any project i've started, go just the
• 1:31:05
  Speaker 1: way I thought it was gonna go. I have never
• 1:31:08
  Speaker 1: seen that. I have yet to close a deal that
• 1:31:12
  Speaker 1: just with smoothly, no wrinkles, no bumps, no nothing. I've
• 1:31:17
  Speaker 1: never seen that. So when you're waiting to start and
• 1:31:23
  Speaker 1: then the naysayers hit and you're waiting to start to
• 1:31:27
  Speaker 1: get your ducks lined up in the row, you're delaying
• 1:31:32
  Speaker 1: the process. You know when the best time to start
• 1:31:36
  Speaker 1: is right now, because right now alleviates procrastination. If you
• 1:31:44
  Speaker 1: wait on the ducks to get lined up in the row,
• 1:31:47
  Speaker 1: and you're listening to the naysayers, procrastination has already set
• 1:31:51
  Speaker 1: in and taken place, and oftentimes it takes hold. So
• 1:31:55
  Speaker 1: what I found is when I come up with the idea,
• 1:31:58
  Speaker 1: I start the process. Now, I start the process. Now, look, man,
• 1:32:05
  Speaker 1: you can easily do that. It's simple things. What stops
• 1:32:10
  Speaker 1: people is you try to figure out all the way through.
• 1:32:13
  Speaker 1: You have this goal that you got and you say, okay,
• 1:32:15
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna do this. Then if I do that? Then
• 1:32:17
  Speaker 1: if I do that, and then you get stuck because
• 1:32:19
  Speaker 1: you go, well, what happens after that? Because you've never
• 1:32:21
  Speaker 1: been in that area before, you've never gone down that road,
• 1:32:24
  Speaker 1: so the unknown strikes you. And then because you can't
• 1:32:27
  Speaker 1: figure out what you do when you get to the unknown,
• 1:32:30
  Speaker 1: you stop. So now you couldn't line up all your
• 1:32:32
  Speaker 1: ducks in the road, so the process to success is delayed. Again,
• 1:32:36
  Speaker 1: stop doing that to yourself. In two eighteen, y'all start
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  Speaker 1: now do it now. What you have to do next
• 1:32:48
  Speaker 1: will be shown to you. It'll your first step will
• 1:32:51
  Speaker 1: lead you to the stat second step. Now, sometimes on
• 1:32:55
  Speaker 1: your journey you make a bad turn. You gotta make it.
• 1:32:57
  Speaker 1: You turn and come back and cross over the other
• 1:32:59
  Speaker 1: bridge instead of going that way. But until you take
• 1:33:02
  Speaker 1: one step, you'll never know where the next turn is.
• 1:33:07
  Speaker 1: If it's a fark in the road, if it's a
• 1:33:08
  Speaker 1: you turn, if it's a been, if it's a valley,
• 1:33:10
  Speaker 1: if it's a mountain. You got to start today. Stop
• 1:33:14
  Speaker 1: delaying at everybody. Whatever it is you want to do,
• 1:33:16
  Speaker 1: start today. You may be surprised that you can actually
• 1:33:22
  Speaker 1: get yourself further than you thought you could with nobody
• 1:33:27
  Speaker 1: else's health. Now, in order to be successful, you're gonna
• 1:33:30
  Speaker 1: need somebody's health. But to start, oftentimes you just need yourself.
• 1:33:35
  Speaker 1: Start the process. God will show you the way. He
• 1:33:42
  Speaker 1: really will. He always has. I say this often to people,
• 1:33:48
  Speaker 1: God will get you through. For everybody's listening right now,
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  Speaker 1: Name one thing that God hasn't gotten you through. And
• 1:33:58
  Speaker 1: if He hasn't gotten you through it, he's currently pulling
• 1:34:02
  Speaker 1: you through it right now. And you know how I
• 1:34:04
  Speaker 1: know because you're listening to the radio. How you listening
• 1:34:09
  Speaker 1: to the radio. It's because he's pulling you through something
• 1:34:13
  Speaker 1: right now. He's gotten you through all the other stuff,
• 1:34:18
  Speaker 1: but he's pulling you through right now. If you start
• 1:34:22
  Speaker 1: the process, God will pull you through. But you'll never
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  Speaker 1: know until you start. Make twenty eighteen the year starting
• 1:34:34
  Speaker 1: something great in your life. Start, start something great. Don't
• 1:34:40
  Speaker 1: participate in no mess this year. Stay out of mess.
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  Speaker 1: You know what mess is. Mess looks like it ain't right,
• 1:34:49
  Speaker 1: it don't feel good, it don't sound good. It's mess.
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  Speaker 1: Stay out of mess this year. Remove yourself from messy
• 1:34:58
  Speaker 1: situations so you can move in the right direction. Start
• 1:35:03
  Speaker 1: this year, man, make it happen. Okay, start today. That's
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• 1:35:10
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