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Elves On Strike, Comedy Roulette, Financial Regrets of 2024, and more! - 12.18.24 · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Today show is pre recorded.
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  Speaker 2: Y'all know what's y'all don't know y'all at all, So
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  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, listening to show?
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  Speaker 4: I want joy?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, joy.
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  Speaker 3: You know you.
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  Speaker 4: Gotta turn.
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  Speaker 6: I can't.
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  Speaker 1: I got to turn the mouth. Turn You probably got
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  Speaker 1: to turn the mouth turn out a wad of the
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  Speaker 1: mony job.
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  Speaker 7: Look, come.
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  Speaker 8: Come out you think that, I sure will.
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  Speaker 2: Good morning everybody. You are listening to the voice, Come on,
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  Speaker 2: dig me now, one and only. Steve Harvey, Oh yeah, man,
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  Speaker 2: got a radio show. Do you understand that? I'm telling you?
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  Speaker 2: God been big in my life. God, God is a gentleman.
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  Speaker 3: You know.
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  Speaker 2: I want to I want to point that out to you.
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  Speaker 2: God is an absolute gentleman. He will not come in
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  Speaker 2: unless he's invited. He don't just barge into your life.
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  Speaker 2: He gives us the power of choice.
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  Speaker 3: You know.
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  Speaker 2: If you say you got it, I don't need you,
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  Speaker 2: He lets you have it. If you say I need you,
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  Speaker 2: come see about me.
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  Speaker 1: He right there.
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  Speaker 8: It's just a real simple thing, man.
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  Speaker 2: So always say to people this, if you've gotten yourself
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  Speaker 2: into something, and please know I have I.
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  Speaker 8: See that.
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  Speaker 2: That's why I'm so adamant about it because I've gotten
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  Speaker 2: myself in some circumstances and positions.
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  Speaker 1: In my life.
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  Speaker 2: Well, I've been, I've been. I've had some low moments. Man,
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  Speaker 2: I've had some moments where I did not know what
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  Speaker 2: to do. I didn't know what was next, I didn't
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  Speaker 2: know how to go about it. I didn't have no
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  Speaker 2: more ideas. I was stuck. I thought a couple of times,
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  Speaker 2: well might not make it past this one. But then
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  Speaker 2: if I don't make it past it, what's gonna happen?
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  Speaker 2: And then I held on to this little thing that
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  Speaker 2: my mother kept talking to me about. She said, sometimes
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  Speaker 2: some when you ain't got nothing else in you, just hope,
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  Speaker 2: she said, just hope it'll be all right, you know.
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  Speaker 2: And what I've learned in my life is that hope
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  Speaker 2: is the beginning of faith. Hope is just is there
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  Speaker 2: a possibility out there for me? I show hope something happened.
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  Speaker 2: See hope is okay, man, Because like I say, for me,
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  Speaker 2: the way I've lived my life, hope was the beginning
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  Speaker 2: of faith.
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  Speaker 8: It was just the idea.
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  Speaker 2: It's just the thought that something could change for me,
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  Speaker 2: that something could be a little bit different from me,
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  Speaker 2: that maybe, man, just maybe for some reason, I could
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  Speaker 2: be saved, I could be rescued. Things could turn around,
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  Speaker 2: it could hitit any other direction. Maybe I could quit
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  Speaker 2: messing up. Maybe somebody will forgive me. Maybe somebody will
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  Speaker 2: just say all right. I don't know, but I can't
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  Speaker 2: count the times I've been in that position. But then
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  Speaker 2: once I hope a little bit, and then I remember.
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  Speaker 2: Also my mother, because she was a Sunday school teacher,
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  Speaker 2: she taught me the most valuable lesson I've ever learned
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  Speaker 2: my life. Nothing has been greater in my life than
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  Speaker 2: my faith. She taught me to pray. Mama used to say,
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  Speaker 2: when it get real, dog for your son, prayer changes things.
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  Speaker 2: She said, When you seem like you lost and you
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  Speaker 2: can't find your way, stop and pray, she said, because
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  Speaker 2: prayer change is things. You know, when you get a
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  Speaker 2: point in your life when you've done all you can
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  Speaker 2: do and you can't do no more and you just
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  Speaker 2: don't know what to do next, she said, stop, son,
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  Speaker 2: pray and combine that prayer with that hope that you got.
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  Speaker 2: She said, because that hope is to beginning of faith.
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  Speaker 1: She said.
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  Speaker 2: If you pray just hoping, she said, to God come
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  Speaker 2: through for you. That'll give you confidence that he can
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  Speaker 2: do it again. And then after a while, you quit hoping,
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  Speaker 2: she saying, you start believing, she said, And that's when
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  Speaker 2: you're own to something. If you can turn that hope
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  Speaker 2: into belief, that hope into faith. That's the ability to
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  Speaker 2: believe in something that you can't see.
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  Speaker 8: But the key though, the faith is you're believing in
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  Speaker 8: something that you can't see.
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  Speaker 1: See.
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  Speaker 8: Hoping a little bit different from me now, I'm pretty sure.
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  Speaker 2: Like I say, oftentimes to tell a lot of people
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  Speaker 2: who can explain this thing a lot better than I
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  Speaker 2: can to you, hope is just kind of I don't
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  Speaker 2: know how to I don't know how to say it,
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  Speaker 2: but I'm just telling you, hope is you're just hoping
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  Speaker 2: it work.
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  Speaker 3: Right.
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  Speaker 8: You just have a thought in your mind that you know, Man.
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  Speaker 2: Wherever you are or whoever you are, whatever you are,
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  Speaker 2: to me God, I show hope something change.
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  Speaker 1: Hope helps.
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  Speaker 3: Man.
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  Speaker 8: If you ain't strong enough to have faith, have hope.
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  Speaker 2: Hope, and then if you pray with some hope and
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  Speaker 2: God answers your prayer, then that hope gains a little confidence,
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  Speaker 2: and after a while that confidence becomes faith. Now theyin't
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  Speaker 2: just hoping, but I'm believing. I'm believing in something that
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  Speaker 2: I cannot see. Faith has been the key to my
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  Speaker 2: entire existence, even when I didn't have any It was faith,
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  Speaker 2: as I look back on it, that has gotten me here.
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  Speaker 2: And not just faith, but my faith. See, you will
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  Speaker 2: only get to where you're going in your life based
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  Speaker 2: on your faith.
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  Speaker 8: See.
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  Speaker 2: A lot of people get the word faith confused, like
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  Speaker 2: what's your faith? And then they start going down this
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  Speaker 2: whole list of all these different religions out here. But
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  Speaker 2: really an essence, man, when I talk to people about faith,
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  Speaker 2: I'm talking to you about your your belief.
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  Speaker 8: How much do you believe in the unseen? See?
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  Speaker 1: Faith is the core of all that is happening to
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  Speaker 1: me today.
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  Speaker 2: It is the faith that I have in my relationship
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  Speaker 2: with God that enables me to just oftentimes if I
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  Speaker 2: stay on the right course and believe a certain way
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  Speaker 2: and act a certain way, his blessings just poor.
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  Speaker 8: They just come. And it comes in a lot of
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  Speaker 8: little ways too. I've started to notice.
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  Speaker 2: See, it ain't just a lot of people think blessings
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  Speaker 2: is money, Nah, man, that ain't it.
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  Speaker 1: It's coverage.
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  Speaker 2: It's every time my plane lands safe, It's every time
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  Speaker 2: they predict bad weather and I get up in the
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  Speaker 2: sky and they don't be no bad weather. You know
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  Speaker 2: this is this is favor. These are blessings that get
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  Speaker 2: poured out to me. Somebody call me and offer me something,
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  Speaker 2: not money, but an opportunity. See, blessings come a lot
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  Speaker 2: of ways. But once you tie in to God, once
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  Speaker 2: you tie in and you start doing the best you
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  Speaker 2: can do, and you start asking for him to make
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  Speaker 2: you a better person, to help shape and mold you
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  Speaker 2: into the kind of man or person that he wants
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  Speaker 2: you to be. You be amazed what God can do
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  Speaker 2: with you. Man, if you just invite me in and
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  Speaker 2: allow him to be a part of your life. I mean,
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  Speaker 2: what you got to lose out there?
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  Speaker 8: Come on?
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  Speaker 2: Why would you not change? Why would you not allow
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  Speaker 2: God to be a part of your life? God got
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  Speaker 2: some big plans for you. If he didn't, you wouldn't
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  Speaker 2: keep waking up.
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  Speaker 1: You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
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  Speaker 8: What two, one, two three?
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  Speaker 3: I got it?
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  Speaker 8: I got it?
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  Speaker 1: What do you mean?
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  Speaker 3: I mean? I got it?
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  Speaker 8: What about me?
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  Speaker 3: I got it?
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  Speaker 8: Do you want some?
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  Speaker 1: Come get it?
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  Speaker 8: Everybody all don't wanted?
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  Speaker 3: Oh? What is it? I got it?
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  Speaker 8: I don't know what it is, but I think that
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  Speaker 8: And what is a heed to you?
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  Speaker 3: Who?
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  Speaker 8: Nephew Tommas, Good morning everybody, and they're just started.
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  Speaker 1: Crazy, grand rising, grand ride right that.
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  Speaker 3: I got.
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  Speaker 9: Too much?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, just to say good morning, good morning cool. Oh
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  Speaker 1: you know what else?
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  Speaker 5: They say?
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  Speaker 1: Happy born day? Yes, yeah all that?
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  Speaker 8: Hey, man, let me back in. I miss my room up.
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  Speaker 8: I don't know what the hell I did, Junir. What
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  Speaker 8: you got man?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah?
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  Speaker 8: Man, let me ask you something.
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  Speaker 10: Let me just go and ask you because I got
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  Speaker 10: some friends.
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  Speaker 1: They need to know.
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  Speaker 8: They need to go ahead and turn it on in
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  Speaker 8: Why why don't they look good.
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  Speaker 1: To be a player of late in life because they
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  Speaker 1: think they're doing something.
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  Speaker 8: It's not good. Dog, It's a sad sight.
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  Speaker 3: It is.
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  Speaker 2: It's really hard when you walk into a club and
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  Speaker 2: everybody got on white T shirts and you standing over
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  Speaker 2: with a three piece suito with a pocket square. No,
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  Speaker 2: why are you in the club? Why are you still
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  Speaker 2: going out? You don't go to clubs. They have places
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  Speaker 2: for old people to go. It's called taverns.
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  Speaker 1: That's not a lot of them, I know.
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  Speaker 2: Because it ain't a lot of people still wanting to
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  Speaker 2: go out. But if you do want to go out,
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  Speaker 2: they have names that know. This place is for you. Stanley's,
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  Speaker 2: you know, don't nobody name they club after them?
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  Speaker 3: No more.
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  Speaker 1: Going down the stands, you know, easy talk?
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  Speaker 8: What easy talk? Yeah, man, we gotta help.
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  Speaker 2: Here's another club, Schmitty's Barbecue and Tax Service.
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  Speaker 8: After our joint. Yes, I would hang out there. This
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  Speaker 8: is where old people go.
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  Speaker 3: Go.
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  Speaker 2: Well, there are other old people. Don't go out here
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  Speaker 2: with these young people. They know you don't belong here.
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  Speaker 2: You cannot be in the club. And one person asks
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  Speaker 2: somebody who uncle?
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  Speaker 3: Is that? All right?
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  Speaker 1: It's time now for the nephew to run that brank
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  Speaker 1: back what you.
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  Speaker 6: Got for his nep Surely this right here is a
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  Speaker 6: wedding and a funeral. A wedding and a funeral, all
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  Speaker 6: at the same time coming down the aisle.
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  Speaker 8: But the cas get right down. You understand weddings and
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  Speaker 8: a funeral. Let's go, cat dog give you what?
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  Speaker 3: Hello?
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  Speaker 9: It is Ryan?
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  Speaker 3: Hi, right, I'm trying to Ryan, Ryan. How you doing. Hey,
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  Speaker 3: I'm good.
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  Speaker 7: I'm thinking.
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  Speaker 3: This is Josh Josh over at me. I want to
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  Speaker 3: be officials at the church where you guys are getting
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  Speaker 3: married tomorrow.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, how you doing?
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  Speaker 12: Man?
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  Speaker 7: I want to thank y'all for that too.
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  Speaker 11: Man.
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  Speaker 7: We will appreciate it.
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  Speaker 3: Here well, we definitely hope to make you a member
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  Speaker 3: here sooner or later since you guys are getting married.
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  Speaker 7: You know, hey, man, you know I'm trying to get
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  Speaker 7: this work schedule changed up. You know what I'm saying.
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  Speaker 7: They got to be working on Sundays now, man, So
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  Speaker 7: as soon as I tweaked at the mood at around
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  Speaker 7: a little bit, I'll be there.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, listen, we have a bit of a situation that's
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  Speaker 3: come up. We had some problems and miscommunication and it's
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  Speaker 3: definitely been on the outside. They had your name Ryan
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  Speaker 3: down here with your fall number as well as you
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  Speaker 3: as soon to be wife Sonya. They had her name here,
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  Speaker 3: but we didn't want to call her with if we
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  Speaker 3: wanted to just reach out and talk to you and
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  Speaker 3: see if it just make you aware of what was
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  Speaker 3: going on. Okay, what's going on? Man, there's been a
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  Speaker 3: mix up on on scheduling. I don't know if you
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  Speaker 3: know since the Olda make she passed away a week
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  Speaker 3: ago and you're not you're not a member of the church,
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  Speaker 3: so you wouldn't know her. But she's one of the
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  Speaker 3: one of the oldest members here at the church. The
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  Speaker 3: olda may passed away and what's going on is you
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  Speaker 3: all's wedding is tomorrow at twelve o'clock, right, but the
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  Speaker 3: actual funeral is at three o'clock here at the church. Okay,
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  Speaker 3: uh agin, brother, what Josh, Josh?
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  Speaker 7: Okay, look here, brother Josh. Hey, man, we we we
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  Speaker 7: already got this thing in motion. Man, we didn't stand out.
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  Speaker 7: They have med two hundred invitations.
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  Speaker 3: Man, I mean blessed us so and and I understand that,
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  Speaker 3: but but but I mean, you know, she's there's no
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  Speaker 3: way we could have moved it around down. The biggest
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  Speaker 3: problem the funeral home is bringing the casket first thing
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  Speaker 3: in the morning. So what I want what I wanted
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  Speaker 3: to make you aware of, and I don't want you
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  Speaker 3: to tell your wife just but the actual casket will
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  Speaker 3: be in the Saints Aiar, but we will have it.
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  Speaker 7: Come hold on, man, are you serious?
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  Speaker 3: Now?
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  Speaker 7: Look here, Hey, y'alln't need to move this round. I
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  Speaker 7: don't know what y'all gonna do if y'all have a
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  Speaker 7: fellowsip Paul in the back or something like that.
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  Speaker 3: Ryan. The only place we can actually put the casket,
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  Speaker 3: and if we didn't put it there, is in the
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  Speaker 3: actual room that you'll you'll soon to be white with
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  Speaker 3: be changing any that's the only place.
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  Speaker 7: You got your mile. My wife could have changed no
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  Speaker 7: room with no dead body. Are you kidding?
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  Speaker 3: And you know what, I understood that. That's the first
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  Speaker 3: thing I thought of it. I thought, I said, just
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  Speaker 3: put the casket the way it goes for the funeral
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  Speaker 3: and we're gonna cover it up. And see basically you
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  Speaker 3: actually get in.
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  Speaker 7: Wow, I can't even believe you calling me with this man.
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  Speaker 7: Look at it and excuse my french man. Yeah, I
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  Speaker 7: know I need to get back into church, I really do,
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  Speaker 7: but right now, dog, this ain't going down like this man. Now,
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  Speaker 7: we didn't already pay the money first. First of all,
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  Speaker 7: First of all, you know she should. I don't even
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  Speaker 7: feel like she may had to pay, you know, to
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  Speaker 7: to hold no wedding over at hunch Her where she
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  Speaker 7: pay tithes that that's that's the first thing.
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  Speaker 3: You know.
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  Speaker 7: I ain't like they're from the jumping, but I would
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  Speaker 7: ahead when win it because she want her pastor to
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  Speaker 7: marry us. And now you got the nerve to tell
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  Speaker 7: me that. Y'all we arrange something that a funeral gonna
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  Speaker 7: happen the same day as my wedding, and my wife
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  Speaker 7: got to get dressed in the room with a dead body.
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  Speaker 3: Well, we're not gonna put her in that, bro. Like
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  Speaker 3: I say, I'm putting that body first thing in the morning.
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  Speaker 3: I'm gonna put that body in the right there in
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  Speaker 3: front of the fullpit, and we're gonna cover it. Now,
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  Speaker 3: what you're getting out of it is you're getting more flowers,
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  Speaker 3: because there's gonna be flowers from the funeral. So I'm
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  Speaker 3: thinking that's probably gonna be a little bit of a perk.
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  Speaker 3: I just wanted you to they don't wear it. It's
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  Speaker 3: probably gonna be more people than you think because some
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  Speaker 3: of the people that's gonna be at your wedding, it's
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  Speaker 3: really for the funeral.
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  Speaker 7: A hold on, man, are you serious righting that? I mean,
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  Speaker 7: look here, doctor, I then paid for this wedding to
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  Speaker 7: happen at this church, man, Okay, And no disrespect to
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  Speaker 7: the lady that is past. God bless her family. I
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  Speaker 7: ain't planning to not putting no dead body, having no
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  Speaker 7: funerals at my wedding. Man, that's crazy. I'm gonna come
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  Speaker 7: down their.
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  Speaker 3: Church too, sir. She's a member of the church too.
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  Speaker 7: I don't give it. I don't be no member of
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  Speaker 7: the church, man. I then paid for this wedding, and
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  Speaker 7: it's gonna happen tomorrow. Man, you are fixing and putting
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  Speaker 7: no dead body at my wedding?
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  Speaker 3: What church? It's right, right? I mean no difference. But
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  Speaker 3: the woman has passed. She is not gonna get up.
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  Speaker 7: I mean, what what is the problem? The problem is
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  Speaker 7: your calls me with this man's day before my wedding.
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  Speaker 7: We didn't schedule there six months ago. Got to fill
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  Speaker 7: twenty five thirty thousand dollars on this wed okay, and
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  Speaker 7: I just gonna tell me that we got to shore.
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  Speaker 7: I will wed with a funeral. But the hell is
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  Speaker 7: wrong with you?
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  Speaker 5: Man?
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  Speaker 3: Do you want to have your wedding at this church?
• 19:29
  Speaker 7: I'll tell you what you mean wrong. I'm having a wedding, okay.
• 19:33
  Speaker 7: I tell you what't lit? The body be up in
• 19:34
  Speaker 7: the marrow and rolling the right upon the street playing.
• 19:37
  Speaker 7: Y'all can stay out there in the front and and
• 19:38
  Speaker 7: and throw flowers like throwing rice. But we're gonna have
• 19:41
  Speaker 7: a wedding inside the same here tomorrow.
• 19:44
  Speaker 1: I promise you that, sir, I can't.
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  Speaker 3: I cannot assure you that it won't be I have
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  Speaker 3: no other place to put.
• 19:50
  Speaker 7: The body, okay, well, I'll bet you'll find somewhere to
• 19:52
  Speaker 7: put it. If I get that a mart it's a
• 19:54
  Speaker 7: body in there. There's gonna be a couple of bodies
• 19:56
  Speaker 7: in there.
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  Speaker 3: Name.
• 19:57
  Speaker 7: You got two choices to move that fill rule or
• 20:00
  Speaker 7: to rembursity back to thirty thousand dollars out of our
• 20:02
  Speaker 7: really spend those only two choices. I want to hear
• 20:05
  Speaker 7: about it. Meet me at the front door to night
• 20:07
  Speaker 7: with a thirty thousand dollars cashier check. Or we said
• 20:09
  Speaker 7: to have this wedding up in there tomorrow morning.
• 20:11
  Speaker 8: You heard me.
• 20:12
  Speaker 7: I ain't playing. I ain't playing at all, no joke.
• 20:15
  Speaker 7: What's wrong with child?
• 20:17
  Speaker 3: Man? You can do something else, man, I understand that.
• 20:20
  Speaker 7: I don't want to know more from you.
• 20:22
  Speaker 3: Man.
• 20:22
  Speaker 7: All I'm saying is it's going to be a wedding
• 20:25
  Speaker 7: at this church tomorrow without saying dead body.
• 20:28
  Speaker 3: That's all I'm saying. To push it to the bank, man,
• 20:31
  Speaker 3: there's one more bit of an issue that I need
• 20:33
  Speaker 3: to tell you.
• 20:34
  Speaker 7: Also, what the can be worse than a dead body?
• 20:36
  Speaker 7: What issue can be worse than dead body at my wedding?
• 20:39
  Speaker 3: Man? The issue sert that is worse than the dead
• 20:41
  Speaker 3: body is this is Nephew time and from the Steve
• 20:45
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  Speaker 7: You know what it man the best man about to
• 20:59
  Speaker 7: get the best when he can possibly get. Man playing
• 21:04
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• 21:11
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• 21:12
  Speaker 3: I'll tell you Hey, one more question. What's the badness
• 21:16
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• 21:20
  Speaker 1: Babe Yes from musing to say.
• 21:24
  Speaker 11: Coming up next it is ask the COLO or Chief
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  Speaker 4: When America needed hope, they delivered this Christmas discovered the
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• 22:01
  Speaker 11: It is time to check in with the Cheap Love
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  Speaker 11: Officer You to answer all of everybody's love questions. Here
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  Speaker 11: we go. Mike and Clearwater, Florida says, I went on
• 22:10
  Speaker 11: a blind date with the finest girl I have ever met.
• 22:13
  Speaker 11: She's got beautiful teeth, eyes, and hair, and she's a
• 22:17
  Speaker 11: little on.
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  Speaker 1: The thick side, which I love.
• 22:20
  Speaker 11: The only problem is that she smokes cigars and I
• 22:23
  Speaker 11: could taste it on her breast when we kiss. She
• 22:26
  Speaker 11: only does it on the weekend, So should I deal
• 22:29
  Speaker 11: with it or move on?
• 22:32
  Speaker 2: Hey? Dog, it's just on the weekends and along the lane,
• 22:37
  Speaker 2: I mean, you know, there being a cigar smoker, there
• 22:41
  Speaker 2: are some things you can do, you know, to help
• 22:45
  Speaker 2: the situation, like what I mean, like, don't smoke, fol
• 22:49
  Speaker 2: you kiss. That's a big one. Yeah, it's they got
• 22:57
  Speaker 2: stuff fun at me when you actually sig place it there,
• 23:00
  Speaker 2: you lean over a kiss, You fin to eat some cigar? Dog,
• 23:05
  Speaker 2: that's just all to it your kissing schedule. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 23:12
  Speaker 2: You're gonna work that out with fine?
• 23:14
  Speaker 1: For fine, fine, make that.
• 23:18
  Speaker 5: Him.
• 23:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah we find to be blowing cigaret smoke all each other.
• 23:27
  Speaker 2: We all smoke a cigar.
• 23:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah fine, how fine she is? Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah.
• 23:35
  Speaker 1: It has a lot to do it, Okay, so he
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: should deal with it. And not move on. Just stay
• 23:40
  Speaker 1: there and take it, take it absolutely.
• 23:42
  Speaker 8: I mean, come on, man, come on, man. Where a
• 23:44
  Speaker 8: follow doctor Titian and awed her.
• 23:55
  Speaker 2: Take all her taste, buzz out and everything. Doctor Trishner
• 24:00
  Speaker 2: removes one layer of mouth lining.
• 24:09
  Speaker 1: All right.
• 24:10
  Speaker 11: Moving on to Felicity in Topeka, Felicity writes, I have
• 24:14
  Speaker 11: been seeing a man that is twelve years my junior,
• 24:17
  Speaker 11: and he's handsome and muscular up top, but lacking down below.
• 24:22
  Speaker 1: He tries to.
• 24:23
  Speaker 11: Overcompensate for his shortcomings and is too much for me
• 24:27
  Speaker 11: to handle. I have a schedule to keep up with
• 24:30
  Speaker 11: and kids to look after, so I can't be lying
• 24:33
  Speaker 11: around for hours with him. Is it cool to tell
• 24:35
  Speaker 11: him to hurry up? Or will he be offended? Please advise.
• 24:41
  Speaker 8: It's not going to fend him.
• 24:43
  Speaker 2: If you tell him to hurry up. What will offend
• 24:47
  Speaker 2: him is you tell him why he needs to hurry
• 24:51
  Speaker 2: I know why you putting me in all this extra time.
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: And you're not in Yeah, you know, I loss again.
• 25:01
  Speaker 8: You know what I'm saying.
• 25:03
  Speaker 1: Being on the other.
• 25:04
  Speaker 8: Side of this one right here, I can tell you.
• 25:08
  Speaker 3: You know what.
• 25:13
  Speaker 2: In my life I've been too much, but I ain't
• 25:15
  Speaker 2: never been not enough. I've been here, I've been oh lord,
• 25:22
  Speaker 2: but I ain't never been open. I think I think
• 25:30
  Speaker 2: you're gonna have to tell him to hurry up.
• 25:32
  Speaker 1: You got things to do. But in a nice way.
• 25:35
  Speaker 2: Is he a really great guy? Does he treats you
• 25:37
  Speaker 2: really well? They treat the kids great? How is he
• 25:39
  Speaker 2: as a man? You can work through some of these things?
• 25:43
  Speaker 2: You know some things you can do to speed up
• 25:45
  Speaker 2: the process.
• 25:47
  Speaker 11: I don't know, all right, Felicity moving on to Carolyn
• 25:51
  Speaker 11: and making Georgia. Carolyn says, as luck would have it,
• 25:54
  Speaker 11: I'm broke again at the wrong time of the year.
• 25:58
  Speaker 11: I was talking to my coworker about my issues, and
• 26:01
  Speaker 11: he said he could help me out if I showed
• 26:03
  Speaker 11: him two things. The two things are right under my chin,
• 26:07
  Speaker 11: and he wants to see them. I've never been propositioned
• 26:10
  Speaker 11: like this, but he said he'd give me two hundred
• 26:12
  Speaker 11: dollars and that would help me get my little girl
• 26:14
  Speaker 11: that bike she wants. Is it so terrible if I
• 26:17
  Speaker 11: show him what? If he wants to pay to see more?
• 26:21
  Speaker 8: What you what?
• 26:21
  Speaker 3: You? What? You?
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: What you think it's going to be leading to?
• 26:25
  Speaker 3: This?
• 26:25
  Speaker 2: Is this is to see what you're willing to do? Now,
• 26:29
  Speaker 2: if you do this for two hundred dollars, he already
• 26:32
  Speaker 2: know he got five. You're marking right, hey, though, I mean,
• 26:39
  Speaker 2: you go in there and tell your little girl, we
• 26:40
  Speaker 2: ain't get no damn bike this year.
• 26:41
  Speaker 1: You know, many years I heard that.
• 26:46
  Speaker 8: Bike.
• 26:47
  Speaker 2: Oh you working, I'd heard stuff like that. Bight, what's
• 26:55
  Speaker 2: wrong with the bike you got out there? You're talking
• 26:57
  Speaker 2: about the board you gave me from the dructure site.
• 27:01
  Speaker 2: That BikeE daddy, that's never been new like a new bike. Well,
• 27:06
  Speaker 2: I want a new car. You don't see. No, you
• 27:07
  Speaker 2: don't see what I say.
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: Not that day. That's a lot, yeah, exactly.
• 27:12
  Speaker 2: So every time I asked him for something, he every
• 27:15
  Speaker 2: time I told my daddy I wanted something.
• 27:17
  Speaker 8: He told me something he wanted. I want a new bike.
• 27:21
  Speaker 8: I want a new car.
• 27:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I want to go home.
• 27:25
  Speaker 2: Well, hell, I want to go home too, But now
• 27:26
  Speaker 2: I got to go to work. So you're little ask him?
• 27:28
  Speaker 2: Eat what they got to do with what I said?
• 27:33
  Speaker 1: So, Carolyn, you're getting something from this, okay.
• 27:37
  Speaker 2: I mean, if you show him to him for two
• 27:39
  Speaker 2: hundred dollars, the next offer fing to be five hundred.
• 27:42
  Speaker 1: What you gonna do? Yeah, And they work together so
• 27:47
  Speaker 1: that's really not cool. It's inappropriate, yeah, really all the way.
• 27:52
  Speaker 8: But two hundred dollars that ain't nothing.
• 27:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, I am one hundred dollars each.
• 27:59
  Speaker 8: Good Shirley, you didne divided it up?
• 28:03
  Speaker 3: Huh?
• 28:04
  Speaker 8: Yes, cool, he's horrible, all right.
• 28:09
  Speaker 11: Misty and Rustin Louisiana says, I'm forty years old and
• 28:13
  Speaker 11: I purchased my first home for my son and I
• 28:16
  Speaker 11: my son is fifteen years old and refuses to do
• 28:19
  Speaker 11: the yard work for me. He told me that I
• 28:22
  Speaker 11: need to get my boyfriend to do it, since he's
• 28:23
  Speaker 11: always over there. I lit into him when he spoke
• 28:27
  Speaker 11: to me that way, and I called my father to
• 28:29
  Speaker 11: come and talk to him. My father sided with him.
• 28:32
  Speaker 11: I expected my son to have pride in his home.
• 28:36
  Speaker 11: So am I wrong to demand that he do the
• 28:39
  Speaker 11: yard work at this house?
• 28:41
  Speaker 2: Well, I understand what you're saying. You're exactly right feeling
• 28:44
  Speaker 2: what you're feeling. But your fifteen year old son going,
• 28:47
  Speaker 2: so what this lady is doing is coming over here
• 28:50
  Speaker 2: sleeping with my mama. See, in fifteen, he got some
• 28:53
  Speaker 2: feelings about that that you haven't addressed. The fifteen year
• 28:57
  Speaker 2: old boy is jealous that you're in this relationship with
• 29:00
  Speaker 2: this man, and he trying to figure out what's the
• 29:02
  Speaker 2: value of him because he don't see him doing nothing
• 29:04
  Speaker 2: except sleeping with his mama. That's the problem you have,
• 29:09
  Speaker 2: and never feelings ain't fitna leave that boy no time soon.
• 29:14
  Speaker 2: So the conversation you should have really is with this
• 29:17
  Speaker 2: man of yours as to what kind of example he's
• 29:20
  Speaker 2: setting for your son, because all boys want to be
• 29:24
  Speaker 2: some type of man.
• 29:25
  Speaker 8: It's gonna be a good man or a bad man.
• 29:27
  Speaker 2: And right now that's the example of manhood that's been
• 29:30
  Speaker 2: put in front of him, and he don't see much.
• 29:32
  Speaker 1: Of a man coming out of him. Great advice I
• 29:35
  Speaker 1: was over that if.
• 29:36
  Speaker 2: You went to the bath, if you went to the
• 29:38
  Speaker 2: boyfriend and said, I wish you'd talk to my son,
• 29:41
  Speaker 2: maybe y'all could do it together or something, it would
• 29:43
  Speaker 2: mean a lot to him, and then you can finally
• 29:45
  Speaker 2: see what you're dealing with, which don't sound like much
• 29:47
  Speaker 2: of nothing.
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: All right, Thank you, clo Hey, good morning. This is
• 29:52
  Speaker 1: your girl, Shirley Strawberry.
• 29:54
  Speaker 11: And my favorite Christmas memory is every single one of
• 29:57
  Speaker 11: my childhood christmases gave us the best Christmases ever, our
• 30:03
  Speaker 11: entire living room was filled with all kinds of presents
• 30:07
  Speaker 11: like dolls, bikes. Yeah, easy bake ovens had to have
• 30:12
  Speaker 11: one of those. But anyway, I have a wonderful holiday season.
• 30:16
  Speaker 11: From Shirley Strawberry and the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You're
• 30:20
  Speaker 11: listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. Time to get the choice together. However,
• 30:27
  Speaker 11: the elves, I didn't know this. The elves are on
• 30:31
  Speaker 11: strike and you guys here with some grievances.
• 30:35
  Speaker 1: I got. I got this.
• 30:37
  Speaker 2: Someone listen myself because it's something that I'm I'm good
• 30:41
  Speaker 2: at doing because I'm a former union man and as
• 30:46
  Speaker 2: ales have decided and they came to me with a
• 30:49
  Speaker 2: lot of complaints and I'm being a represented now. We
• 30:53
  Speaker 2: wanted Tommy to stand up for He was already standing
• 30:58
  Speaker 2: up see right there when I be damn. We need
• 31:03
  Speaker 2: somebody that's stand up for it, that look like they
• 31:05
  Speaker 2: actually standing.
• 31:07
  Speaker 8: So I said I would do it.
• 31:08
  Speaker 2: The l's this year are going on strike, well they
• 31:14
  Speaker 2: haven't gone on yet, but they're threatened to go on strike.
• 31:17
  Speaker 2: To elves are wanting to sit out this year. Santa
• 31:20
  Speaker 2: Claus is having trouble because he's trying to talk to
• 31:23
  Speaker 2: these damn ls about their concerns. So I'm here with
• 31:29
  Speaker 2: their grievances, and I want to start by saying these
• 31:33
  Speaker 2: are the l's grievouss, and I will be preparing these
• 31:36
  Speaker 2: statements on behalf of the L Foundation. We the LS
• 31:42
  Speaker 2: who work at the North Pole, are requesting the following changes.
• 31:48
  Speaker 2: Please show your support through our website www dot help
• 31:53
  Speaker 2: ls dot com.
• 31:56
  Speaker 8: If you're want to help the l's help L's come tell.
• 32:01
  Speaker 1: Me that you don't know. So you know what y'all?
• 32:10
  Speaker 2: Well, the complaints that the elves have, and here we go.
• 32:15
  Speaker 2: Number one problem that they have it We the als
• 32:19
  Speaker 2: would like to stop making these damn wooden toys. Dont
• 32:25
  Speaker 2: no kid, won't no damn wooden toys. And we've been
• 32:30
  Speaker 2: making them for years. Okay, ain't nobody asked for now
• 32:34
  Speaker 2: one of these wooden wheels, these wooden pegs block They
• 32:40
  Speaker 2: got real toys now. Secondly, we the als, are requesting
• 32:44
  Speaker 2: to have a casual Friday so we ain't got to
• 32:48
  Speaker 2: wear these stupid ass uniforms. They had tight ass pants
• 32:53
  Speaker 2: for these pointed hats. We want a casual Friday, voicing
• 32:59
  Speaker 2: the concern the elves have and are considered on going
• 33:02
  Speaker 2: on strike and they wanted me to convey this to
• 33:05
  Speaker 2: Center Claus and everybody listen, We're the Alves would like
• 33:09
  Speaker 2: to request a thirty minute smoke break.
• 33:14
  Speaker 8: They smuts and we smoke, and we.
• 33:19
  Speaker 2: Want to be able to go outside and smoke whatever.
• 33:23
  Speaker 3: We want.
• 33:27
  Speaker 1: If it's legal.
• 33:28
  Speaker 8: We try making these wood chares without it, Elves don't
• 33:33
  Speaker 8: get high.
• 33:34
  Speaker 2: And here's the next complaint on behalf of the Hell's ls.
• 33:38
  Speaker 2: We the Alves have voted to eliminate bring your kids
• 33:43
  Speaker 2: to work there, for the truth of the matter is
• 33:49
  Speaker 2: l really don't like kids.
• 33:55
  Speaker 8: No, we don't.
• 33:57
  Speaker 2: Damn that because they think we kids to just because
• 34:00
  Speaker 2: we short. Get your damn hands off of me. I
• 34:09
  Speaker 2: drove here in the sleeve. Next complaint that they have,
• 34:15
  Speaker 2: we the Elves are uncomfortable.
• 34:18
  Speaker 8: Wearing these dang funny toe shoes.
• 34:23
  Speaker 6: That hurt out.
• 34:27
  Speaker 2: We want crops to be the new official al shoe,
• 34:34
  Speaker 2: Crocks and gaiters to be the.
• 34:36
  Speaker 8: New Al shoe.
• 34:38
  Speaker 2: The Elves, I'm doing complaints. You don't act like you
• 34:41
  Speaker 2: ain't with them. Are you trying to add a complaint.
• 34:47
  Speaker 7: Like you ain't?
• 34:49
  Speaker 6: Elves and pilgrims have the same shue. I'm not I'm
• 34:58
  Speaker 6: not an elbow. Well, let's quit playing this game, do they?
• 35:04
  Speaker 2: Next complaint, We the elves do not like elves shirts
• 35:09
  Speaker 2: and pants. They ain't got no damn pockets, and we
• 35:13
  Speaker 2: want to start using fanny packs, so when we go
• 35:20
  Speaker 2: outside to take our smoke break, we'll have our stuff
• 35:24
  Speaker 2: with its. Next complaint, We the elves understand that we
• 35:31
  Speaker 2: on the north pole, but some of the younger elves
• 35:34
  Speaker 2: wants to cut back on the heat being so high
• 35:37
  Speaker 2: all the time in the workshop. The older Al's is
• 35:42
  Speaker 2: fine with the.
• 35:45
  Speaker 8: Damn we swim.
• 35:52
  Speaker 2: Next, we the elves would like to assign ten l's
• 35:56
  Speaker 2: each year to ride around with center, because we think
• 36:00
  Speaker 2: is unfair that we make all these damn toys and
• 36:03
  Speaker 2: we don't ever get to go on.
• 36:06
  Speaker 8: Fat ass just be packing up the slid with the rain?
• 36:09
  Speaker 8: Did we made the toy?
• 36:11
  Speaker 4: Let us go.
• 36:15
  Speaker 2: A couple more quickly, We the als, we still love
• 36:18
  Speaker 2: miss Claus and we know she's very nice and she's
• 36:21
  Speaker 2: never too busy to being down and give us a hug.
• 36:24
  Speaker 8: But we still would like to know exactly what does
• 36:29
  Speaker 8: she do up here?
• 36:32
  Speaker 2: The cooks the cooks for everybody. We ain't had nothing
• 36:37
  Speaker 2: from her. We got a a qibla l and last
• 36:41
  Speaker 2: week not leaves. We the Ale support the me too movement.
• 36:45
  Speaker 2: That's real strong up here, and some of the female
• 36:49
  Speaker 2: ales are requesting that Santa refrain from saying ho ho
• 36:55
  Speaker 2: ho ho.
• 36:57
  Speaker 1: And on that note, we're gonna go go. It was good.
• 37:02
  Speaker 1: It's Chris Brennan.
• 37:03
  Speaker 13: I want to just say happy Holidays from my family,
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• 37:37
  Speaker 11: round of would you rather? Would you rather New Year's
• 37:40
  Speaker 11: Eve in Las Vegas or would you rather New Year's
• 37:43
  Speaker 11: Eve in Times Square in New York?
• 37:46
  Speaker 9: Which one?
• 37:47
  Speaker 1: Oh lost?
• 37:48
  Speaker 8: Hell no, Las Vegas, Las Vegas.
• 37:50
  Speaker 2: I've been to the ball Drop in New York I've
• 37:53
  Speaker 2: hosted New Year's three times, no Way Lost Vegas. I've
• 37:58
  Speaker 2: been to New Year's Eve on Lost. It so cold,
• 38:02
  Speaker 2: all right, it's super cold. It's the most unreasonable thing
• 38:05
  Speaker 2: you've ever seen.
• 38:06
  Speaker 8: Man, that parade, that ball drop? No suh, no suh.
• 38:11
  Speaker 7: All right?
• 38:12
  Speaker 11: Would you rather snowball fight with your spouse or would
• 38:15
  Speaker 11: you rather a pillow fight with your spouse? That?
• 38:19
  Speaker 10: I got to have a pillow fight. That's what I
• 38:21
  Speaker 10: got to have here with a snowball. It could be
• 38:24
  Speaker 10: you know we're going to the hospital right after that.
• 38:25
  Speaker 10: Oh no, I know.
• 38:34
  Speaker 8: You staying me with that?
• 38:36
  Speaker 2: Next my mouth is, you have no idea how many
• 38:41
  Speaker 2: rocks I don't had in the middle of my snowball?
• 38:45
  Speaker 14: All right?
• 38:46
  Speaker 11: Would you rather have extended family over for Christmas? Or
• 38:49
  Speaker 11: would you just rather FaceTime them? Be FACETI not having
• 38:55
  Speaker 11: the family over.
• 38:58
  Speaker 8: They don't know when to lead, man, they just I'm
• 39:01
  Speaker 8: so glad.
• 39:02
  Speaker 2: Well you get this.
• 39:03
  Speaker 8: Tree in here?
• 39:05
  Speaker 1: Oh too many questions?
• 39:06
  Speaker 8: What you're doing with two trees?
• 39:09
  Speaker 1: Oh must be nice?
• 39:13
  Speaker 2: You like everybody light bill in here? Look at all
• 39:20
  Speaker 2: these bathrooms. You know how much money he's spending on
• 39:23
  Speaker 2: tarlet tissue? No, I had a relative say that one.
• 39:28
  Speaker 2: I had really say that all these bathrooms, how much
• 39:31
  Speaker 2: they probably spending on talllet tissue, ladies talet titsu at
• 39:34
  Speaker 2: least about a san.
• 39:38
  Speaker 8: That ain't the bill. I'm talking about it my house,
• 39:41
  Speaker 8: the damn tarlet tissue. All right, y'all dogs stay in
• 39:46
  Speaker 8: the house. Uh yeah yeah?
• 39:52
  Speaker 11: Would you rather Christmas bonuses for your staff or would
• 39:56
  Speaker 11: you rather do a Christmas potla dinner?
• 39:59
  Speaker 9: Come on, hm hmmm.
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  Speaker 1: I'd rather give y'all money. Hell, we'll get the given it.
• 40:08
  Speaker 1: Merry Christmas?
• 40:09
  Speaker 8: What's up?
• 40:10
  Speaker 3: Said? Big day?
• 40:11
  Speaker 1: Come on ready?
• 40:13
  Speaker 8: You don't want no pot luck?
• 40:14
  Speaker 3: Man?
• 40:15
  Speaker 8: No, she's scared. Scared what Shirley gonna bring?
• 40:21
  Speaker 1: Nobody want to take that chance? Right here?
• 40:23
  Speaker 2: Monica can cook, carl And can cook. I got to
• 40:29
  Speaker 2: don't watch what her I got. I gotta watch what
• 40:32
  Speaker 2: her pot looks like.
• 40:33
  Speaker 8: Make sure what.
• 40:35
  Speaker 1: If it's the crock pile? All right, that's it's the
• 40:40
  Speaker 1: red crock pot.
• 40:41
  Speaker 8: Sure the body of the red crock pole.
• 40:46
  Speaker 4: All right?
• 40:47
  Speaker 1: That's today's rounded. Would you rather? Good morning?
• 40:51
  Speaker 11: This is Shirley Strawberry and Tims. The season for happiness
• 40:55
  Speaker 11: and love and giving and family. Happy holidays from this
• 41:00
  Speaker 11: Steve Harvey Morning Show. You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 41:07
  Speaker 11: All right, guys, and it's time for comedy Roulette. Please,
• 41:10
  Speaker 11: Jay set.
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  Speaker 8: This one up for us.
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  Speaker 14: Tell us And it's so important to explain this because
• 41:14
  Speaker 14: we get new listeners every day and we're doing a
• 41:19
  Speaker 14: different segment that people are not aware of. So that's
• 41:23
  Speaker 14: why I take the time to explain comedy rout. And
• 41:28
  Speaker 14: it's very simple. You take more subjects and you put
• 41:32
  Speaker 14: them on a wheel, and you take them on the wheel.
• 41:36
  Speaker 14: You fun the wheel and which stop we can do
• 41:42
  Speaker 14: the damn thing because we'se comedians.
• 41:45
  Speaker 1: Be good. Alright, here we go.
• 41:51
  Speaker 11: These are the subjects for today. Things you can do
• 41:55
  Speaker 11: to get people to leave your house. Things you say
• 41:59
  Speaker 11: to people who've over decorated for the holiday.
• 42:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you.
• 42:06
  Speaker 11: Say to people who have underdecorated for the holidays. And
• 42:12
  Speaker 11: here's the last one. Things you say when you didn't
• 42:15
  Speaker 11: get what you wanted for Christmas? Okay, yeah, yeah, you
• 42:20
  Speaker 11: got it the pend Yeah let's go.
• 42:22
  Speaker 1: Let's spind the wheel.
• 42:30
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 42:31
  Speaker 11: Oh oh, I thought it was gonna stop on overdecorating,
• 42:35
  Speaker 11: but now it stopped on.
• 42:37
  Speaker 1: Things you say when you didn't get what you wanted for.
• 42:40
  Speaker 8: Chris the same as to use bad acting theater.
• 42:43
  Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, no, not at all.
• 42:46
  Speaker 3: No.
• 42:46
  Speaker 1: I don't even know how you got that out of that.
• 42:51
  Speaker 14: All right, These are things you say when you didn't
• 42:54
  Speaker 14: get what you want for Christian Yeah, let's go. These
• 42:57
  Speaker 14: are things you say when you didn't get what you say.
• 43:00
  Speaker 14: Come on oo, this is nice and this one lights up?
• 43:04
  Speaker 3: What is it.
• 43:07
  Speaker 11: With that attitude?
• 43:08
  Speaker 8: That's how you say it.
• 43:10
  Speaker 1: That's what you say and how you said it.
• 43:12
  Speaker 8: Yeah, I'll tell you what.
• 43:15
  Speaker 10: This is something I actually said as a kid, but
• 43:17
  Speaker 10: I didn't get what I want huh for Christmas?
• 43:20
  Speaker 1: And uh they were standing there, my parents, but I
• 43:22
  Speaker 1: was about ten. I said, sugarh ice tea.
• 43:26
  Speaker 12: You said a word, yes, Y know when you open
• 43:29
  Speaker 12: that box up and what you're supposed to get sugar?
• 43:34
  Speaker 8: Oh, thank you.
• 43:36
  Speaker 6: I'll uh I put this in the drawer with that
• 43:39
  Speaker 6: ragged ass tie you bout last.
• 43:43
  Speaker 1: I'm grateful.
• 43:45
  Speaker 3: What you want.
• 43:46
  Speaker 14: I like that time.
• 43:48
  Speaker 8: This one just what you say at worked. I knew
• 43:51
  Speaker 8: what he pulled my name. It wasn't gonna be worth
• 43:53
  Speaker 8: for darrenche I.
• 43:58
  Speaker 1: Knew poor.
• 44:03
  Speaker 9: Thing you say and you didn't get it. You want yeah,
• 44:08
  Speaker 9: a pound cake. Huh, thanks a lot.
• 44:12
  Speaker 8: Yeah, it's a diabetic.
• 44:18
  Speaker 10: You say when you don't get what you want for Christmas?
• 44:21
  Speaker 1: What happened? Check shot again?
• 44:26
  Speaker 10: Check show again?
• 44:27
  Speaker 3: Huh?
• 44:28
  Speaker 5: Come on?
• 44:29
  Speaker 3: What? Why? Why?
• 44:30
  Speaker 8: Why in the hell?
• 44:32
  Speaker 3: What?
• 44:32
  Speaker 1: I want? A tool kit? I don't work on that.
• 44:36
  Speaker 8: Come on, man, really, I don't.
• 44:39
  Speaker 1: Work on nothing.
• 44:39
  Speaker 4: Guys, it's not the count.
• 44:46
  Speaker 8: Black people don't eat fruitcake? Standing up down?
• 44:50
  Speaker 1: Fruitcake?
• 44:52
  Speaker 8: What is some damn green things in there?
• 44:55
  Speaker 1: What is that cherish? The extra.
• 45:01
  Speaker 9: Snowshovel? I live in l A.
• 45:02
  Speaker 8: Thanks things.
• 45:07
  Speaker 10: People say what they don't get what they want for Christmas.
• 45:10
  Speaker 8: I already know the.
• 45:11
  Speaker 1: Story of Jesus. I already know it.
• 45:19
  Speaker 8: Come on, who eats this basket of cheese? Who eats that?
• 45:26
  Speaker 1: Who eats that? Is all right, Steve, come on closing out.
• 45:34
  Speaker 8: That's why we're getting at divorce. This damn crock pie,
• 45:42
  Speaker 8: This damn crock pot. This is the last thing somebody
• 45:47
  Speaker 8: won't know. Damn crock pot. That was me who said
• 45:51
  Speaker 8: that one. Sorry, all right?
• 45:55
  Speaker 11: It is a nephew with the brank phone call that's
• 45:57
  Speaker 11: coming up right after you're listening.
• 46:00
  Speaker 1: You could a Steve Harvey Morning Show coming up.
• 46:02
  Speaker 11: At the top of the hour, right about four minutes after,
• 46:05
  Speaker 11: it's my Strawberry letter for today, and the subject is
• 46:07
  Speaker 11: trying to get through the holidays. We'll get into that
• 46:10
  Speaker 11: in just a few find out what that's all about.
• 46:12
  Speaker 11: But right now it is time for the nephew. He
• 46:14
  Speaker 11: is here with today's prank phone call. What you got
• 46:17
  Speaker 11: for us next?
• 46:18
  Speaker 6: Well, you know, sometimes you gotta say it, you know,
• 46:20
  Speaker 6: sometimes you got to get it off your chest. Sometimes
• 46:23
  Speaker 6: you just got to give somebody a phone call and
• 46:25
  Speaker 6: you just gotta let him know.
• 46:26
  Speaker 1: You just got to say it. What we're saying, say what.
• 46:30
  Speaker 1: I love your wife?
• 46:32
  Speaker 3: You do?
• 46:35
  Speaker 1: You just gotta say that, you.
• 46:37
  Speaker 6: I mean, you know it's been on it's been heavily
• 46:39
  Speaker 6: on my mind, but the last year too. I love
• 46:43
  Speaker 6: your wife or than you. I mean, it's just it's
• 46:47
  Speaker 6: just facts.
• 46:48
  Speaker 1: It's got a lot of nerves, you, nephew.
• 46:54
  Speaker 8: I've been.
• 46:54
  Speaker 6: I've been, I mean, we've been. We've been going ourselves
• 46:57
  Speaker 6: at lunch at work. You know, I've been saying the
• 47:00
  Speaker 6: money over there, I'm taking care of youid.
• 47:02
  Speaker 1: Off the most, aren't you.
• 47:06
  Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, I'm keeping the lights on over there. Let's
• 47:09
  Speaker 8: go cat.
• 47:11
  Speaker 3: Hello, Hey, I'm trying to I'm trying to reach track
• 47:13
  Speaker 3: this track with this. Hey, Trey, how you doing? Man?
• 47:15
  Speaker 3: This is Milton. I work at your wife, Terese Milton. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 47:20
  Speaker 3: you probably heard of me before. I've been been at
• 47:22
  Speaker 3: the job probably about five years now. Chef she ever
• 47:25
  Speaker 3: mentioned me?
• 47:26
  Speaker 5: No, I ain't, no milking.
• 47:27
  Speaker 7: What's going on?
• 47:28
  Speaker 5: Everything cool?
• 47:29
  Speaker 14: Yeah?
• 47:29
  Speaker 3: Yeah, everything is good. Everything is good. Hey, listen, I
• 47:32
  Speaker 3: wanted to have a conversation with you. Man. I don't
• 47:37
  Speaker 3: really know how to spring this on you or whatever,
• 47:39
  Speaker 3: but like I say, I've been working at the spot
• 47:42
  Speaker 3: for five years and been on to reach a probably
• 47:45
  Speaker 3: like around three. And I guess what I really want
• 47:50
  Speaker 3: to say is that I didn't I didn't gain some
• 47:52
  Speaker 3: feelings for two weeks and yeah.
• 47:55
  Speaker 5: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa wo hold on, man, holo, holo.
• 47:59
  Speaker 5: You called me and you're telling me right now you
• 48:02
  Speaker 5: have feelings for my wife who you work with, and
• 48:05
  Speaker 5: you like her, Teresa, because that is my wife. You
• 48:08
  Speaker 5: have feelings for my wife?
• 48:09
  Speaker 3: Is that correct? Yeah? You know it took me a
• 48:11
  Speaker 3: while to come forward and say this, but you know
• 48:14
  Speaker 3: I'm mad enough now and I feel like me and
• 48:16
  Speaker 3: you need to talk about it, raight. Have you lost
• 48:19
  Speaker 3: your mind?
• 48:20
  Speaker 2: No?
• 48:20
  Speaker 3: No, I haven't.
• 48:21
  Speaker 7: Have you got your mind?
• 48:22
  Speaker 3: Now? Listen, I'm just letting you know. Today is the
• 48:25
  Speaker 3: day that I decided I'm not carrying this weight on
• 48:27
  Speaker 3: my shoulders no more. I'm getting it off of me,
• 48:29
  Speaker 3: all right. And at the end of the day, I
• 48:31
  Speaker 3: love your wife more than you do. What I I
• 48:36
  Speaker 3: love your wife more than you do. Right?
• 48:41
  Speaker 5: So you how long you've been loving my wife? You
• 48:44
  Speaker 5: tell me how long you've been loving my How long?
• 48:46
  Speaker 5: How long you feel that you have been in love
• 48:47
  Speaker 5: with my wife?
• 48:49
  Speaker 3: I mean I'm looking at I know, I know, I
• 48:50
  Speaker 3: know at least.
• 48:53
  Speaker 7: Does my wife even know this?
• 48:55
  Speaker 3: I mean, I'm sure she's aware to a certain extent.
• 48:59
  Speaker 5: To a certain extent, what what? How how certain of
• 49:01
  Speaker 5: the extent are we talking?
• 49:02
  Speaker 3: I mean, you know when we go to lunch together
• 49:04
  Speaker 3: and she you know.
• 49:04
  Speaker 5: I mean, I'm sure you know y'all y'all be going
• 49:07
  Speaker 5: to lunch together. How long y'all be going to lunch together?
• 49:09
  Speaker 3: Bro, we were going to lunch together at least at
• 49:11
  Speaker 3: least two and a half years. I mean, we go
• 49:13
  Speaker 3: to lunch together almost every day. I mean we might
• 49:14
  Speaker 3: miss the day. If she go with the girls and
• 49:16
  Speaker 3: I go with the fellas, so be it. But for
• 49:18
  Speaker 3: the most part, me and her, me and her pretty
• 49:20
  Speaker 3: much at lunch together. God, I need a.
• 49:24
  Speaker 5: Bro stayed hell away from my wife.
• 49:27
  Speaker 3: Bro, I needed to back up.
• 49:30
  Speaker 5: Ain't no one because you here to talk enough. You
• 49:33
  Speaker 5: didn't talk enough. Ain't no more in love, ain't no
• 49:35
  Speaker 5: more states. You need to stay the back period, say
• 49:39
  Speaker 5: the back man. I don't want to hear none of that, nothing, nothing,
• 49:42
  Speaker 5: nothing at all, because.
• 49:44
  Speaker 3: Come on, we don't live me. Listen, listen. I know
• 49:47
  Speaker 3: all about you, trade everything about it, all right. I
• 49:51
  Speaker 3: already know how you treat her.
• 49:53
  Speaker 1: All right.
• 49:54
  Speaker 5: I'm hot. I'm feeling like a strong cited station right
• 49:57
  Speaker 5: now because I really want to reach through the phone
• 49:59
  Speaker 5: and just break right now. That's what I really want
• 50:02
  Speaker 5: to do. That's what I really want to do. And
• 50:04
  Speaker 5: what my wife talking about business outside of my road hole,
• 50:07
  Speaker 5: That's what I'm trying to figure out.
• 50:08
  Speaker 3: Hey, all I'm saying is when we go to lunch,
• 50:10
  Speaker 3: she let me know how she's feeling. She let me
• 50:12
  Speaker 3: know what she's going through.
• 50:13
  Speaker 5: She let me know all with that lunch, Bro, I
• 50:16
  Speaker 5: don't want to hear another damn thing about lunch.
• 50:17
  Speaker 7: Bro, ain't no more lunch.
• 50:19
  Speaker 5: It's from here on out. Bro, I'm calling me talking
• 50:21
  Speaker 5: about you and along with my white people taking what's
• 50:26
  Speaker 5: a Milton?
• 50:27
  Speaker 3: I'm Milton? You at Bro?
• 50:28
  Speaker 7: Where do you?
• 50:31
  Speaker 3: Lady? Man? Man? Listen? Calm down? With all that energy
• 50:34
  Speaker 3: you got going on like you're gonna do something.
• 50:35
  Speaker 5: You're not to come down. What you got much going
• 50:39
  Speaker 5: to work?
• 50:40
  Speaker 3: You're not. You're not finna do nothing right right now?
• 50:42
  Speaker 7: Bro, I'm my team's right now. Something where you are
• 50:44
  Speaker 7: right right now?
• 50:45
  Speaker 3: Bro?
• 50:45
  Speaker 8: Right now?
• 50:46
  Speaker 3: So how about how about when you got laid off,
• 50:49
  Speaker 3: when you was off for six months and she was
• 50:50
  Speaker 3: carrying all the all the waiting saying all the fields
• 50:53
  Speaker 3: you ain't jump all right? That you know?
• 50:59
  Speaker 5: You know everything? I bet you know I got a too.
• 51:01
  Speaker 5: So all you need to know is all you need
• 51:03
  Speaker 5: to know is bright Get done, bro, Get done, brokeep done.
• 51:07
  Speaker 3: Bro. You know what the.
• 51:11
  Speaker 5: Folk talk about that he with the wife saying that
• 51:14
  Speaker 5: he'll love is talking about lunches. Sot the hell up.
• 51:18
  Speaker 3: While we in you can thank me for the for
• 51:21
  Speaker 3: the suit that you got for Christmas. You can thank
• 51:23
  Speaker 3: me for that. I picked it out and I paid
• 51:26
  Speaker 3: for it. Okay a word?
• 51:27
  Speaker 5: Okay, cool, cool cool, all right, cool, Well let me
• 51:30
  Speaker 5: go in this project right now, right now, all right,
• 51:34
  Speaker 5: you're talking about the great Suit of three peas stuff.
• 51:36
  Speaker 3: What you talk about it?
• 51:37
  Speaker 5: He's got a great boot right here with this book.
• 51:41
  Speaker 3: Anyway, I don't like this now, you don't like the suit.
• 51:45
  Speaker 3: You don't want to suit? Three times now you don't
• 51:47
  Speaker 3: like tell me at lunch when you don't want to suit, dude,
• 51:51
  Speaker 3: I swear to God, I.
• 51:52
  Speaker 5: Swear to God.
• 51:54
  Speaker 3: I need to talk to my wife. Man, I need
• 51:56
  Speaker 3: to talk to my wife.
• 51:58
  Speaker 7: I need to talk to my wife.
• 51:59
  Speaker 3: Because I man, listen, you know what, I just couldn't
• 52:03
  Speaker 3: hold this back no more me living behind in the shadows,
• 52:06
  Speaker 3: and I put I'm over here kicking money outter Teresa
• 52:09
  Speaker 3: when she needed while you was laid off.
• 52:12
  Speaker 7: I'm helping out.
• 52:13
  Speaker 3: I'm going. You know I'm doing I'm doing too much
• 52:15
  Speaker 3: on money.
• 52:17
  Speaker 5: So he was giving the money. You kicking the money
• 52:20
  Speaker 5: when I was laid off.
• 52:21
  Speaker 3: You're kicking the money, dude. Somebody had to step up.
• 52:24
  Speaker 3: Man to me, and Teresa is tight, so you know
• 52:26
  Speaker 3: I just tried to step in and help out.
• 52:29
  Speaker 5: So you're giving my wife money.
• 52:31
  Speaker 3: What he's saying, do you want me to make you
• 52:32
  Speaker 3: feel better about the whole time? You want to make
• 52:34
  Speaker 3: you feel better.
• 52:35
  Speaker 5: You ain't need to make me feel better about, man, wife.
• 52:41
  Speaker 5: All I got to do is talk to my wife.
• 52:43
  Speaker 3: That's that's fine. But can I say something that will
• 52:45
  Speaker 3: make you feel better? What I'm gonna say this to you, Trey,
• 52:49
  Speaker 3: This his nephew, Tommy from the Steve Harvey Mary Show.
• 52:53
  Speaker 3: Your wife Teresa had gotten me to breakfat colle what Hey,
• 53:03
  Speaker 3: this is Tommy. Man, this nephew talking Steve Harred Morning Show.
• 53:05
  Speaker 3: You'll want to Steve Harvey Show. Br br you got.
• 53:15
  Speaker 5: Bro.
• 53:19
  Speaker 3: Don't do that.
• 53:20
  Speaker 7: Bro.
• 53:20
  Speaker 5: You gotta stop that.
• 53:21
  Speaker 3: Tommy.
• 53:21
  Speaker 5: Come on now, come on, you gotta stop. My heart
• 53:25
  Speaker 5: is breaking.
• 53:25
  Speaker 3: I'm sweating. Oh come on now, Hey, I gotta ask
• 53:29
  Speaker 3: you this. You gotta tell me what is the baddest
• 53:30
  Speaker 3: and I mean the baddest radio show in the land.
• 53:34
  Speaker 5: It's a Steve Harvey Morning Show?
• 53:36
  Speaker 3: Got it?
• 53:38
  Speaker 1: I think he was a little upset.
• 53:39
  Speaker 8: I'm sir you thank you.
• 53:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 53:42
  Speaker 8: I just find you to be one of the more
• 53:45
  Speaker 8: ignorant people in our family, and sometimes me just talking
• 53:49
  Speaker 8: to you reminds me that we are related, because Dog,
• 53:53
  Speaker 8: I hurt you about that type of call.
• 53:57
  Speaker 6: But did you enjoy the call? That's what it's about.
• 54:00
  Speaker 6: It's not about that man's feelings and how he felt
• 54:02
  Speaker 6: and all of that. It's about you riding in the
• 54:05
  Speaker 6: car listening to this. People enjoyed that. What we're talking
• 54:07
  Speaker 6: about here. Let's let's not get away from what we're
• 54:10
  Speaker 6: trying to do here. People, what's going on?
• 54:12
  Speaker 3: You?
• 54:12
  Speaker 1: You were saying, Steve, you know what, I'm not gonna
• 54:18
  Speaker 1: do this.
• 54:19
  Speaker 8: I'm not gonna do it with you.
• 54:21
  Speaker 6: Saturday, December twenty eight, the Nephew is coming to town.
• 54:24
  Speaker 8: That is Washington, d C. It's New Year's how many jam?
• 54:28
  Speaker 6: But my uncle say it's three days before New Year's
• 54:31
  Speaker 6: that's December twenty eighth.
• 54:33
  Speaker 8: All right, you got Tony.
• 54:33
  Speaker 6: Roberts, you got Lance Wood was Bruce in the building,
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  Speaker 6: Red Grant lou Nail hosted by Yours trulead Nephew Tommy
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  Speaker 6: at Dog Constitution Hall. Tickets are available right now on
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  Speaker 6: all Ticketmaster outlets. I will see you in d C
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  Speaker 6: laying in the cut. Oh what did I tell y'all? Milwaukee?
• 54:53
  Speaker 6: The Nephew was coming m LK weekend to the m
• 54:57
  Speaker 6: Pride Priday's Saturday Sunday tickets on sale right now. Ignorance
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  Speaker 6: is on the way. I ain't never done comedy in Milwaukee,
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  Speaker 6: but I bet I'm about to do it now.
• 55:06
  Speaker 8: MLK we can. We're gonna set this thing on five
• 55:09
  Speaker 8: on five.
• 55:10
  Speaker 11: All right, nephew, coming up next. It is my Strawberry
• 55:13
  Speaker 11: Letter for today, and the subject is trying to get
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  Speaker 11: through the holidays. We'll get into that right after this.
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  Speaker 11: Subject trying to get through the holidays. Dear Stephen Shirley.
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  Speaker 11: I'm in love with another man, and I just need
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  Speaker 11: to make it through the holidays with my current boyfriend
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  Speaker 11: so I can dump him and get with the new guy.
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  Speaker 11: But I need your advice before I let a sure
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  Speaker 11: thing go and move on to a fairy tale lover.
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  Speaker 11: I don't want to leave my current boyfriend just yet,
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  Speaker 11: because he is getting my brakes fixed on my car
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  Speaker 11: and he's getting me a bracelet that I want for Christmas.
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  Speaker 11: I already saw it hiding in his drawer, so I'm
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  Speaker 11: doing all I can to stay faithful until the new year.
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  Speaker 11: My new man is an similar situation, but he's married.
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  Speaker 11: He advised me to stay put while he lets his
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  Speaker 11: marriage fizzle on out. He and his wife don't have
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  Speaker 11: any children, so he can make a clean break. We've
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  Speaker 11: been looking at apartments together but I told him we
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  Speaker 11: might be moving too soon by choosing to.
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  Speaker 1: Move in together.
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  Speaker 11: I agree that I will put the apartment and all
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  Speaker 11: of the utilities in my name until his divorce is finalized.
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  Speaker 11: I told my sister about my excitement over the new guy,
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  Speaker 11: and she wanted to meet him, but he said it's
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  Speaker 11: best to not invite family into our messed up situation
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  Speaker 11: until he's out of his marriage. My sister took that
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  Speaker 11: as a bad sign that he's going to have me
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  Speaker 11: staying in an apartment all by myself and.
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  Speaker 1: He's going to come over and have sex with me
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  Speaker 1: and go right back to his wife.
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  Speaker 11: I don't think that's the case, because this guy is
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  Speaker 11: the one that initiated everything.
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  Speaker 1: He pursued me and told me I deserve to be
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  Speaker 1: treated like a queen.
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  Speaker 11: Meanwhile, my boyfriend does not take me out anymore, and
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  Speaker 11: he never wants to have sex. All he does is
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  Speaker 11: ask me to be patient with him because he's working
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  Speaker 11: on a master plan for us. It's been three years
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  Speaker 11: and he's not even ready to live together. Do I
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  Speaker 11: start with my prince or stay with this bump?
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  Speaker 8: All right?
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  Speaker 11: I know we've said this before about a lot of
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  Speaker 11: strawberry letters. But I think this is one of the
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  Speaker 11: truly dumbest letters we've had. And I hope the men
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  Speaker 11: that are listening don't think all women are like this,
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  Speaker 11: because we are not. It's wrong what you're doing to
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  Speaker 11: your current boyfriend, who doesn't take you out anymore, who
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  Speaker 11: doesn't want to have sex with you. Maybe he knows
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  Speaker 11: about the man that you have, this married man. I
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  Speaker 11: just say, if you don't want your boyfriend, let him go.
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  Speaker 11: You ask for advice about leaving your current boyfriend before
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  Speaker 11: you let a sure thing go.
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  Speaker 9: And here it is.
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  Speaker 11: I mean, he said he's just waiting for his marriage
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  Speaker 11: to fizzle out. I mean, do you hear how stupid
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  Speaker 11: that sounds. There's no end date, no nothing, no papers
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  Speaker 11: in the works, nothing. Then you volunteer to put the
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  Speaker 11: apartment and all of the utilities in your name.
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  Speaker 1: Now, why would you do that?
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  Speaker 11: Why would you do that for a man who's married.
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  Speaker 11: You said he pursued you and said you should be
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  Speaker 11: treated like a queen. Well, yes you should, we all should,
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  Speaker 11: but this is not queen treatment. A queen wouldn't accept
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  Speaker 11: any of this mess. There are way too many red
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  Speaker 11: flags here. Your sister saw them right away when he
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  Speaker 11: said he didn't want to meet her until he got
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  Speaker 11: out of his marriage.
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  Speaker 1: That sounded like a cop out to her, but.
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  Speaker 3: Not to you.
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  Speaker 11: You are still making excuses for him. Listen, this married
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  Speaker 11: man is gonna do just what your sister said. If
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  Speaker 11: he's that into you, then then why not get out
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  Speaker 11: of his marriage then get with you, and you should
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  Speaker 11: back off until he gets out of his marriage. You're
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  Speaker 11: talking about making all these moves and he's not available. Okay,
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  Speaker 11: he is not available for you to do this right now,
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  Speaker 11: so don't do Steve.
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  Speaker 2: I'm so serious. I'm tired, I'm tied. I'mna just tell
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  Speaker 2: you right now. After I do this strawberry letter, I'm
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  Speaker 2: gonna go in there and lay down. You know, I'm
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  Speaker 2: because I'm tired. I don't I don't know what to
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  Speaker 2: keep telling y'all. I don't know why y'all keep trying me.
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  Speaker 2: But today today, though today ain't today. I ain't the
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  Speaker 2: one fault today. Let's just get into it. I'm telling
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  Speaker 2: you nothing but raw, raw truth, a w truth. I'm
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  Speaker 2: in love with another man, Okay. I just need to
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  Speaker 2: make it through the holidays with my current boyfriend so
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  Speaker 2: I can dump him and get with the new guy.
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  Speaker 2: This letter got stupid rode on so far because right
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  Speaker 2: now we're just talking about a boyfriend. This ain't even
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  Speaker 2: a marriage, and I can dump him to get the
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  Speaker 2: new guy. But I need your advice and hear where
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  Speaker 2: I come here at before I let a sure thing
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  Speaker 2: go and move on to a fairy tale level. So
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  Speaker 2: we gonna let go of the sure thing to go
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  Speaker 2: to the fairy tale level. But let's find out a
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  Speaker 2: little bit about this show thing in this fairy tale level.
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  Speaker 8: I don't want to leave. Listen to this reason right here,
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  Speaker 8: I don't.
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  Speaker 2: Want to leave my carent boyfriend just yet because he's
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  Speaker 2: getting my breaks fixed on my car and he give
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  Speaker 2: me a bracelet I want for Christmas.
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  Speaker 8: I'll be damn.
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  Speaker 2: Your damn whole life is hanging on some breaks and
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  Speaker 2: a bracelet. You done put your life on hold so
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  Speaker 2: you can get some breaks and a bracelet. I'm gonna
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  Speaker 2: tell you right now you ain't worth a damn. I'm
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  Speaker 2: just gonna tell you that not you are so cheap.
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  Speaker 2: You were a set of breaks and a bracelet. Girl,
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  Speaker 2: I already saw it hiding in this drawer. So I'm
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  Speaker 2: doing all I can to be stay faithful until the
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  Speaker 2: new year. But you're gonna ride it out. You're gonna
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  Speaker 2: stay faithful for the embraceleting breaks. That's all that take
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  Speaker 2: to be and b breaking bracelet boyfriend, braakle.
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  Speaker 11: We'll have part two of your response coming up at
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  Speaker 11: twenty three minutes after the subject of today's strawberry letter
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  Speaker 11: trying to get through the holidays. We'll get back into
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  Speaker 11: this right after this.
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  Speaker 11: All right, come on, Steve, Let's recap today's strawberry letter.
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  Speaker 11: The subject is trying to get through the holidays.
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  Speaker 2: This ignorant strawberry letter is about a woman that is
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  Speaker 2: trying to get through the straw trying to get through
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  Speaker 2: the holidays because she in love with another man, but
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  Speaker 2: she don't want to leave her boyfriend yet because she
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  Speaker 2: can't dump him just yet, because she need advice. But
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  Speaker 2: now she say, before I let a sure thing go
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  Speaker 2: and move on to a fairy tale level. Hear why
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  Speaker 2: she don't want to leave her current boyfriend ready, cause
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  Speaker 2: he getting my breaks fixed on my car and he
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  Speaker 2: gonna get me a bracelet I want for Christmas? That
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  Speaker 2: is Hey, y'all out there that's got real lives. How
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  Speaker 2: many y'all willing to hold your life up for a
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  Speaker 2: break job in a bracelet? How many of y'all in
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  Speaker 2: to delay your happiness and what you really want over
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  Speaker 2: some breaks? Probably just need some new pants at a bracelet.
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  Speaker 2: Already saw it hiding in this drawer, So I'm doing
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  Speaker 2: all I can to stay faithful until the new year.
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  Speaker 2: It was just laying in the drawer. It wasn't in
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  Speaker 2: a box or nothing. Your bracelet hot. That's a hot bracelet.
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  Speaker 2: If your drawers just laying in the drawer, you don't
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  Speaker 2: see it in no velvet box or nothing. Your bracelet hot.
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  Speaker 2: He just got that out the pawn shopping. When they
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  Speaker 2: find it they gonna take your bracelet from. My new
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  Speaker 2: man is in a similar situation, but he married. Mister
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  Speaker 2: got domb wow breaks bracelets, break up and boyfriend the
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  Speaker 2: folk bees.
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  Speaker 3: Here we go.
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  Speaker 8: My new man is in a similar situation, but he married.
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  Speaker 2: He advised me to stay put while he lets his
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  Speaker 2: marriage fizzle on out.
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  Speaker 8: What what do that mean? What does that mean? I'm
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  Speaker 8: gonna let my marriage fizzle on out?
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  Speaker 3: Girl?
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  Speaker 2: This ain't a birthday coundle. You can't just wait till
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  Speaker 2: your marriage fizzle out. This ain't one of them sparkles
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  Speaker 2: we used to have when we was kids. You know
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  Speaker 2: you lighted, you waving around till it fizzle out.
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  Speaker 8: This is marriage.
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  Speaker 1: This ain't no damn fire cracker.
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  Speaker 2: This is marriage. He can't just let it fizzle out.
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  Speaker 2: He got to go to court and they got something
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  Speaker 2: for your little fizzle out ass playing. I can tell
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  Speaker 2: you that right now. I've been dying. Now talk about
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  Speaker 2: you gonna let it fizzle out. They finna help your
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  Speaker 2: ass out, is what they finn do? This fit the cost.
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  Speaker 2: This ain't you don't let marriage fizzle out. He and
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  Speaker 2: his wife don't have any children, so he can make
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  Speaker 2: a clean break. What what did you say you think,
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  Speaker 2: because ain't no kids involved, you can make a clean break.
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  Speaker 3: Girl.
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  Speaker 2: By we've been looking at apartments together, but I told
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  Speaker 2: him we might be moving too soon by choosing to
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  Speaker 2: move in together.
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  Speaker 6: He not moving in with you.
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  Speaker 2: All y'all been doing is looking at apartments. He can't
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  Speaker 2: move in with you because the marriage ain't fizzled. Our check,
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  Speaker 2: it's still sparkling. Show dumb self. I agreed that I
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  Speaker 2: would put the apartment in all the utilities in my
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  Speaker 2: name until his divorce is finalized.
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  Speaker 8: They gonna stay in your name even if he do
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  Speaker 8: get a divorce. Who who switch?
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  Speaker 2: Who switch names on apartments and electric be and all that? Girl,
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  Speaker 2: I can't believe you this signat. I told my sister
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  Speaker 2: about my excitement over the new guy, and she wanted
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  Speaker 2: to meet me. But he said it's best not to
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  Speaker 2: invite family into our messed up situation. That's a true
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  Speaker 2: statement until he's out of his marriage. My sister took
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  Speaker 2: that as a bad sign. Your sister stupid too. She
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  Speaker 2: took the fact that he didn't want to meet her
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  Speaker 2: as a bad sign. You don't think the bad sign
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  Speaker 2: is he married? That ain't a bad sign.
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  Speaker 8: Ah, So y'all.
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  Speaker 2: Y'all think the bad sign is he didn't want to
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  Speaker 2: meet you. The bad sign is he married and he
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  Speaker 2: told you he waiting on his marriage to fizzle out.
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  Speaker 2: They ain't got no kids yet, so they gonna make
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  Speaker 2: a clean break. Let me show you how this marriage
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  Speaker 2: fit in the fizzle she fit to get pregnant because
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  Speaker 2: the wife don't know nothing about this. This is him
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  Speaker 2: telling you that the marriage is fizzling out. I promise
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  Speaker 2: you that the wife's sitting over there thinking everything is
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  Speaker 2: honky doing. I promise you that. I promise you that
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  Speaker 2: all men that's married that's trying to have an affair
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  Speaker 2: with a woman gonna tell him something wrong at the house.
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  Speaker 2: That's the opening line because we play on the fact
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  Speaker 2: that you all are nurturers by nature and y'all always
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  Speaker 2: want to fix something.
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  Speaker 1: Let me hear him get through with this.
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  Speaker 2: I don't think that's the case, because this guy is
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  Speaker 2: one that initiated everything. Wait a minute, you don't think
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  Speaker 2: that's the case, because he initiated everything. Girl used to
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  Speaker 2: He pursued me and told me that I deserve to
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  Speaker 2: be treated like a queen. Well, you're not getting treated
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  Speaker 2: like a queen though, you don't see that. Meanwhile, my
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  Speaker 2: boyfriend does not take me out anymore and he never
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  Speaker 2: wants to have set. That's because he having sex somewhere else.
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  Speaker 2: Y'all been together three years. All you getting is your
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  Speaker 2: breaks fixed and a bracelet. You ain't getting no wed
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  Speaker 2: and read because you're having sex with somebody else. Let
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  Speaker 2: me tell you how stupid this is. You're in the
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  Speaker 2: movie Dumb and Dumble. Yo, Boyfrid is dumb. Your married
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  Speaker 2: boyfriend is dumb all and.
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  Speaker 9: Oh lord, I'm glad you did that. I'm glad you're
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  Speaker 3: You are.
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  Speaker 14: I know a lot of time I have foolishness and
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  Speaker 14: with on the holidays.
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  Speaker 9: It's starting. It's gonna be tough for you.
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  Speaker 14: But with side Piece Helper, I can call and get
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  Speaker 9: And I told you we're not doing that at side
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  Speaker 14: Side Piece Helper is helping side pieces get through the holidays.
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  Speaker 14: Tommy knows about it. I mean you we talked about
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  Speaker 14: putting together and so tell me what you got now.
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  Speaker 8: Well, I mean, you know they help us and we
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  Speaker 8: are helpless, you know what I mean. And we're gonna
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  Speaker 8: try to do.
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  Speaker 13: What we can to get the message to your love
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  Speaker 13: war right, Okay, So what you have to do is
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  Speaker 13: if you watch the movie Harriet, go on your band
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  Speaker 13: your and starts singing, and then the people next to
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  Speaker 13: start singing, and soon a lady that the message we
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  Speaker 13: getting weighed on the way to the person that wanted
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  Speaker 13: to get away.
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  Speaker 14: You understand a message to the one you love to
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  Speaker 14: let me know because I know these are trouble side
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  Speaker 14: with everything in us, you know, you guys. One thing
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  Speaker 1: Nobody out now and we helped to get them to
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  Speaker 8: you see, that's the dinner for them to have, you know,
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  Speaker 14: Now you're thinking download the app and get out of
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  Speaker 11: from Melissa in Clarkston. Malisa says, I've been helping one
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  Speaker 11: his son put his shoes on. His house is nice
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  Speaker 11: and his artwork is even nicer. I complimented him on
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  Speaker 11: the art, and he asked if I'd be willing to
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  Speaker 11: help him.
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  Speaker 1: Pick a few more pieces.
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  Speaker 11: Everyone knows I'm an art collector, so would I be
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  Speaker 11: wrong to go shopping for art with him?
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  Speaker 3: You know?
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  Speaker 8: Good in hell?
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  Speaker 1: Will?
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  Speaker 3: What?
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  Speaker 8: Lady?
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  Speaker 7: What?
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: You know?
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 1: Good o' hair will?
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  Speaker 2: You're picking up the baby, you over her ex husband
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 2: house and you're out there shopping.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, it's fitting to go all wrong and you know it.
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  Speaker 2: Why don't you put in this letter that you really
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 2: have your eyes on this man because you're single, Timonia.
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  Speaker 2: Everybody know I'm an art collector. She don't give a
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  Speaker 2: damn if your last name is Picasso. What is your
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  Speaker 2: ass helping him fall? And you know were going through
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  Speaker 2: a divorce and now you.
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  Speaker 8: Over the girl.
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  Speaker 2: Lady, Come on now, girl, come on. You already know
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  Speaker 2: that ain't cool. But see she wont to go help you.
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  Speaker 2: She went in the house. The house is nice, but
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 2: his heart.
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  Speaker 1: See, she just saw herself in there cooking.
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  Speaker 8: That's what that is.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, it's all right, So what it is?
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  Speaker 11: Yeah, you heard him. You'd be wrong for going to
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  Speaker 11: shop for art with him. We have time for another one, Steve.
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 11: This one is from Kwame in Chicago. It says, my
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 11: girlfriend's job gave her sweet tickets to an NBA game.
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 11: I'm a black man and she's biracial. She recently got
• 1:14:51
  Speaker 11: her hair highlighted with ash blonde and I love it.
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 11: It was her boss's first time seeinger hair, and he
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  Speaker 11: asked her if she was embracing her quote white side
• 1:15:01
  Speaker 11: by going blonde. She laughed it off, but I thought
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  Speaker 11: it was very inappropriate. It's her job, so I couldn't
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 11: check this. Man, why did she let it slide?
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  Speaker 8: Well, you said you couldn't check it, check it because
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  Speaker 8: it's her job, boss. She probably feel the same way
• 1:15:20
  Speaker 8: about her job. You should have accidently.
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 4: Yeah, so what now?
• 1:15:27
  Speaker 1: So she can't keep being employed?
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 7: What happened to?
• 1:15:32
  Speaker 6: Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: You don't.
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  Speaker 8: It just don't make no sense, though, I don't understand
• 1:15:35
  Speaker 8: why you will.
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 1: Why he said that you.
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 8: Letting your boss make a comment like that. That's totally inappropriate.
• 1:15:45
  Speaker 3: It is.
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 8: That's hr complaint, man, It really is a ha complaint.
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 8: You took the class.
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  Speaker 1: H classes. Oh yeah, that's right he did, didn't he?
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  Speaker 1: Cause h.
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  Speaker 2: I know exactly what I can't say? Whatich your damn
• 1:16:04
  Speaker 2: than nothing? I didn't let me on this radio show.
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 1: You're always over the edge always. So he wants to know,
• 1:16:18
  Speaker 1: why does she let his slide?
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  Speaker 3: Dog?
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  Speaker 8: What do you want her to do?
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 2: You didn't do nothing, but you want your girl in
• 1:16:25
  Speaker 2: a suite at a football game to check her boss
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 2: about are you embracing your white side? That was an
• 1:16:31
  Speaker 2: inappropriate comment for your boss to me, and you could
• 1:16:35
  Speaker 2: and you could say something about it, but no, Well.
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  Speaker 11: He didn't want to because it's her job and he
• 1:16:40
  Speaker 11: didn't want her to get in trouble on the job,
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 11: either get fired or whatever.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, he didn't want so he wanted her to say something. Yes, Yes,
• 1:16:50
  Speaker 4: he wanted her to say something. So maybe she'll say
• 1:16:53
  Speaker 4: something later. Maybe it's not in the moment they get
• 1:16:56
  Speaker 4: back to work.
• 1:16:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah, like Steve said, I'll go to HR. Maybe that's
• 1:17:00
  Speaker 1: what she'll do and say what she needs to say.
• 1:17:03
  Speaker 1: I want to hear. I don't think later on, well
• 1:17:09
  Speaker 1: she should go out there just say uh huh.
• 1:17:12
  Speaker 2: Well, since I'm embracing my white side, I will be
• 1:17:15
  Speaker 2: reporting this to h R because I'm highly offended and
• 1:17:19
  Speaker 2: the white woman and me has just decided to address
• 1:17:22
  Speaker 2: it and kiss my black side. In my black side
• 1:17:28
  Speaker 2: wants you to kiss the dog parts of me, which.
• 1:17:35
  Speaker 1: Press you want to?
• 1:17:40
  Speaker 6: All right?
• 1:17:41
  Speaker 11: Coming up in twenty minutes after the hour, we'll have
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 11: more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Right after this,
• 1:17:46
  Speaker 11: you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Goodbye to
• 1:17:52
  Speaker 11: a year of financial regrets. As twenty twenty four winds down,
• 1:17:56
  Speaker 11: most Americans are looking back on this year with a
• 1:17:59
  Speaker 11: lot of financial regret. According to a survey by nerd
• 1:18:03
  Speaker 11: wallat sixty nine percent of Americans say they regret some
• 1:18:06
  Speaker 11: of the money decisions they made this year, primarily not
• 1:18:10
  Speaker 11: saving enough for emergencies and financial goals. They say they
• 1:18:14
  Speaker 11: spent too much on entertainment and not enough on planning
• 1:18:17
  Speaker 11: for the future and approving their credit score.
• 1:18:20
  Speaker 1: Improving their credit score.
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  Speaker 11: Gen Z is the most regretful generation, with eighty nine
• 1:18:25
  Speaker 11: percent of them expressing financial regrets, followed by Millennials, gen
• 1:18:29
  Speaker 11: X and baby boomers. So, Tommy Junior, do you guys
• 1:18:33
  Speaker 11: have financial regrets of your own this year?
• 1:18:35
  Speaker 3: From this year?
• 1:18:37
  Speaker 1: I mean, it's just like we could say this everywhere.
• 1:18:39
  Speaker 8: Well, I spent a lot.
• 1:18:41
  Speaker 6: I spent a lot remodeling my wife's kitchen, but I
• 1:18:44
  Speaker 6: wanted to do that wife's kitchens.
• 1:18:46
  Speaker 1: You all have separate kitchens, Oh kitchen. I'm sorry. Okay,
• 1:18:51
  Speaker 1: what you know?
• 1:18:52
  Speaker 8: I call it hers. I call it hers.
• 1:18:56
  Speaker 1: Because you didn't want he probably does too, Yeah, to
• 1:19:00
  Speaker 1: do it.
• 1:19:01
  Speaker 8: I wanted to do it. But you know when I
• 1:19:02
  Speaker 8: do something, I go all in.
• 1:19:03
  Speaker 3: So I was.
• 1:19:04
  Speaker 8: I was all the way in. You ain't gonna do
• 1:19:05
  Speaker 8: all that. You ain't gonna do it? Now we going
• 1:19:07
  Speaker 8: all in? We ain't gonna do it again. Let's do it.
• 1:19:09
  Speaker 1: Uh huh huh oh.
• 1:19:12
  Speaker 8: You spent quite a bit redoing the kitchen, but to
• 1:19:14
  Speaker 8: me it was worth it.
• 1:19:16
  Speaker 1: Junior, that's all you get, the kitchen.
• 1:19:19
  Speaker 8: I'm mad by the damned dog. We both.
• 1:19:20
  Speaker 3: That's what I know.
• 1:19:23
  Speaker 1: My whole life behind is dog man.
• 1:19:24
  Speaker 8: I regret that.
• 1:19:25
  Speaker 1: That's all right. Coming up next, we'll play around it.
• 1:19:30
  Speaker 1: Would you rather?
• 1:19:32
  Speaker 4: Right after this you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning
• 1:19:35
  Speaker 4: Show at the Salvation Army. Love gives beyond situation and season.
• 1:19:42
  Speaker 4: While lights are sparkling and temperatures are dropping, you can
• 1:19:46
  Speaker 4: be the difference for a family in need right in
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  Speaker 4: your local community. Your donation puts presents under the tree
• 1:19:53
  Speaker 4: today and food on the table all year long, warm
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  Speaker 4: hearts and homes beyond the Christmas season. By donating twenty
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  Speaker 4: five dollars a month at Salvation Army USA dot org,
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  Speaker 4: help a neighbor in need through the holidays and beyond.
• 1:20:10
  Speaker 1: And it's time now for a round of would you rather?
• 1:20:13
  Speaker 11: Would you rather New Year's Eve in Las Vegas? Or
• 1:20:17
  Speaker 11: would you rather New Year's Eve in Times Square in
• 1:20:19
  Speaker 11: New York?
• 1:20:20
  Speaker 3: What?
• 1:20:21
  Speaker 6: Oh?
• 1:20:22
  Speaker 3: Hell? No?
• 1:20:22
  Speaker 2: Las Vegas, Los Vegas. I've been to the ball drop
• 1:20:26
  Speaker 2: in New York. I've hosted New Year's three times, No
• 1:20:30
  Speaker 2: way Lost Vegas. I've been to New Year's even on
• 1:20:34
  Speaker 2: Las Vegas cold. Okay, all right, it's superl It's the
• 1:20:38
  Speaker 2: most unreasonable thing you've ever seen.
• 1:20:40
  Speaker 8: Man, that parade, that ball drop, no.
• 1:20:43
  Speaker 1: Sun, no sun, that's all right. Would you rather snowball
• 1:20:48
  Speaker 1: fight with your spouse or would you rather a pillow
• 1:20:50
  Speaker 1: fight with your spouse?
• 1:20:52
  Speaker 8: Got that fight?
• 1:20:54
  Speaker 10: I got to have a pillow fight. That's what I
• 1:20:55
  Speaker 10: got to have here with a snowball. It could be
• 1:20:58
  Speaker 10: you know we're going to the hospital.
• 1:20:59
  Speaker 8: That right?
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  Speaker 3: That?
• 1:21:01
  Speaker 1: Oh, no rock Cleveland put it as?
• 1:21:07
  Speaker 8: I know how everything you staying me with that?
• 1:21:10
  Speaker 1: Next I my mouth.
• 1:21:14
  Speaker 8: You have no idea how many rocks I done had
• 1:21:16
  Speaker 8: the middle of my snowball? All right?
• 1:21:20
  Speaker 11: Would you rather have extended family over for Christmas? Or
• 1:21:24
  Speaker 11: would you just rather FaceTime them? Beat? You're not having
• 1:21:29
  Speaker 11: the family over?
• 1:21:32
  Speaker 8: They don't know when to lead on, man, they just
• 1:21:35
  Speaker 8: I'm so glad. Well you get this tree in here?
• 1:21:39
  Speaker 1: Oh too many questions?
• 1:21:41
  Speaker 8: What you're doing with two trees?
• 1:21:43
  Speaker 1: Oh, let's be nice.
• 1:21:47
  Speaker 2: You like everybody light bell in here. Look at all
• 1:21:55
  Speaker 2: the bathrooms. You know how much money he's spending on
• 1:21:58
  Speaker 2: talle tissues?
• 1:21:59
  Speaker 1: What?
• 1:22:00
  Speaker 8: No, s I had a relative say that one time.
• 1:22:02
  Speaker 2: I had to remember, say that all these bathrooms, y'all
• 1:22:05
  Speaker 2: much say, probably spending on tilet tissue, ladies, tilet titiuer
• 1:22:08
  Speaker 2: at least about asan That ain't the be all I'm
• 1:22:14
  Speaker 2: talking about it my house, the damn toilet tissue.
• 1:22:18
  Speaker 8: All right, y'all dogs stay in the house.
• 1:22:22
  Speaker 11: Yeah, yeah, Would you rather Christmas bonuses for your staff
• 1:22:30
  Speaker 11: or would you rather do a Christmas potla dinner?
• 1:22:33
  Speaker 3: Come on?
• 1:22:34
  Speaker 8: Hm hm huh.
• 1:22:37
  Speaker 1: I mean I'd rather give y'all money. Hell, I'm not,
• 1:22:40
  Speaker 1: We'll get the given it. Let's got a merry Christmas?
• 1:22:44
  Speaker 1: What's up?
• 1:22:45
  Speaker 3: Come on?
• 1:22:46
  Speaker 1: Be ready?
• 1:22:47
  Speaker 8: You don't want no pot luck?
• 1:22:48
  Speaker 3: Man?
• 1:22:50
  Speaker 8: No, she's scared. Scared what Shirley gonna bring? Everybody?
• 1:22:56
  Speaker 1: Want to take that chance? O?
• 1:22:57
  Speaker 2: Here, Monica can cook, Carling can cook. I got don't
• 1:23:04
  Speaker 2: watch what I got. I gotta watch what hill pot
• 1:23:07
  Speaker 2: and looks like? Make sure what if.
• 1:23:09
  Speaker 8: It's the crock pile?
• 1:23:12
  Speaker 1: All right, that's it's the red crock pot.
• 1:23:15
  Speaker 11: Surely you don't even read, all right, that's today's rounded
• 1:23:22
  Speaker 11: would you rather Coming up next? It is our last
• 1:23:25
  Speaker 11: break of the day, and we'll close out the show
• 1:23:27
  Speaker 11: with the one and only Steve Harvey right after this.
• 1:23:30
  Speaker 1: You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.