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Holiday Ask Steve, Comedy Roulette, Sand and Soul, Old Nicknames and more. · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Y'all know what time y'all don't know. Y'all back a
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  Speaker 1: suit on, looking back to back down, giving the move
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  Speaker 1: like the mozing buck bus things. And it cost me
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  Speaker 1: true good at Steve listening to me together for ste
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  Speaker 1: please by, I don't join joining me. You gotta turn,
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  Speaker 1: you gotta turn to turn, got the turnout? Then turn
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  Speaker 1: the water the water. Come come on your bad it
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  Speaker 1: h I sure will. Good morning everybody. You are listening
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  Speaker 1: to the voice, Come on dig me now, one and
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  Speaker 1: only Steve Harvey got a radio show. Okay, I got
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  Speaker 1: something for you today. I'm gonna have a conversation this
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  Speaker 1: morning about my understanding of grace now that I've gotten
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  Speaker 1: older and I've come in to a better understanding of
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  Speaker 1: a lot of things I didn't know about when I
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  Speaker 1: was younger. This is just my interpretation of grace. Now
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  Speaker 1: once again, y'all listen to me. I ain't nobody's pastor,
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  Speaker 1: I ain't nobody's minister. So you know, I'm pretty sure
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  Speaker 1: you can go to church and get a far more
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  Speaker 1: extensive definition of one I'm giving you. I'm just talking
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  Speaker 1: to people. You know. Grace is this thing that God
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  Speaker 1: provides for us and Grace's just things that you get
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  Speaker 1: that's really undeserving, you know. I mean, I look at
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  Speaker 1: my life as it is today. You know. Look, I
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  Speaker 1: work hard and I have faith in God that I
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  Speaker 1: do so things are going to happen in my life.
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  Speaker 1: But the way my life is now, I don't. I don't.
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  Speaker 1: I don't deserve all of this. I don't don't. I
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  Speaker 1: don't look at it that way. I have been the
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  Speaker 1: beneficiary of God's grace. I have aligned myself in a
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  Speaker 1: position to accept whatever grace God has for me, and
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  Speaker 1: it will be far abundant and exceedingly in anything you
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  Speaker 1: could think of. His grace supersedes anything you could possibly imagine.
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  Speaker 1: You know, the goals that I set and the aspirations
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  Speaker 1: that I shoot for, and the things that I have
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  Speaker 1: on my dream board. I have the faith that God
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  Speaker 1: will give it to me. But what He does with grace,
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  Speaker 1: he gives you far more than that. He gives you
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  Speaker 1: what He he has for you, not what you can see.
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  Speaker 1: You can't see all He has for you. It's impossible.
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  Speaker 1: Who are you? How can you possibly imagine what he
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  Speaker 1: can imagine? How can you possibly think? How he can think?
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  Speaker 1: How how can you possibly do what he can do.
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  Speaker 1: How can it be that isn't a single mind living
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  Speaker 1: or a collection of minds that could have thought of earth?
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  Speaker 1: What in your wildest imagination could have made you think
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  Speaker 1: of Earth? The stars, the heavens, the oceans, the galaxy,
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  Speaker 1: the constellations. What in your mind? What in any man's mind?
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  Speaker 1: We can point at it and analyze it, but we
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  Speaker 1: show it couldn't have thought of it. So come on now,
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  Speaker 1: I'm talking about lining yourself up with God's grace, which
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  Speaker 1: he will give to you if you if you want
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  Speaker 1: some of it now. But now his thing about grace,
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  Speaker 1: it can't be bought. If it could, if it could
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  Speaker 1: be bought, I'm telling you I would pour all the
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  Speaker 1: money I have and dump it into grace, because, after
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  Speaker 1: discovering what it is, it's this goodness that God shines
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  Speaker 1: on you simply as a reward of some type for
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  Speaker 1: his love for you and for you attempting for you,
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  Speaker 1: attempting to do right, not because you get it right.
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  Speaker 1: Because if He judged us purely on how we are
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  Speaker 1: the right and wrong of it, we would all be doomed,
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  Speaker 1: all of us, every last one of us, would be doomed,
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  Speaker 1: because we all fall short, we all make mistakes, we
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  Speaker 1: all sin, we all get it wrong from time to time.
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  Speaker 1: Nobody's perfect. Man. Now I understand what my mother was
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  Speaker 1: saying about cleaning the house. All I want is a
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  Speaker 1: little more grace. All I need is a little more
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  Speaker 1: grace when the last time you ask God for some grace.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not talking to you like I know everything. If
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  Speaker 1: you just benefit from His grace, which you already have,
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  Speaker 1: but if you're not aware of it, you don't know
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  Speaker 1: what's going on. Become aware of grace, Get aware of
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  Speaker 1: the fact that God does things for you simply because
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  Speaker 1: He loves you. He does things for you that you
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  Speaker 1: don't even deserve. Somehow, you just wonder how you just
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  Speaker 1: got over when you didn't even do the things to
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  Speaker 1: get over. Sometimes you don't even know how you got
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  Speaker 1: that job you got when you ain't even really do
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  Speaker 1: the things to get the job. How you end up
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  Speaker 1: where you are, all the education you thought you went
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  Speaker 1: and got it and had, How you end up where
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  Speaker 1: you are today in a much better position than your
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  Speaker 1: education could have ever gotten you. That's grace. How I
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  Speaker 1: get every place I am today. I didn't plan this, man,
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  Speaker 1: If I could have planned my life the way it is.
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  Speaker 1: Don't you know how to have done it? When I
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  Speaker 1: was living in that car? If I knew how to
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  Speaker 1: do it, No, I benefited from his grace. I'm just
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  Speaker 1: a beneficiary of his grace, of his goodness and his mercy.
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  Speaker 1: God's goodness is better than your goodness. God's goodness is
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  Speaker 1: better than your mother's goodness. It's better than your wife's
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  Speaker 1: or your husband or your booze goodness. God's goodness is different.
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  Speaker 1: His goodness man covers some stuff you can't even imagine.
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  Speaker 1: So why are you trying to put your life together
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  Speaker 1: when the last time you asked him for just a
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  Speaker 1: little bit of grace? When have you thought of your
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  Speaker 1: life in terms of the grace that it has already
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  Speaker 1: benefited from? Have you ever done that? Man? Just thought
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  Speaker 1: about you know? You hear songs like my soul looked
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  Speaker 1: back and wonder how I got over. That's grace, That's
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  Speaker 1: all I can call it. Now. Like I said, you
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  Speaker 1: can go at church or somewhere ever you want to,
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  Speaker 1: and ministers that the wind at school to teach this
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  Speaker 1: thing way better than me. I'm just giving you from
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  Speaker 1: a layman standpoint. Man, have you thought about his grace.
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  Speaker 1: Would you not bewailed to be a beneficiary of his grace?
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  Speaker 1: What an not? Now? Check this out. The better you
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  Speaker 1: try to do, the more grace he'll give to you.
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  Speaker 1: And that grace can't be bought, Like I said, it's free.
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  Speaker 1: You can't purchase grace. But the better you try to
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  Speaker 1: become the more the more grace he gets to put
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  Speaker 1: your way. So man, just try, Why don't you just
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  Speaker 1: try to do better? Look, man, quick tip, mind, I'm
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  Speaker 1: gonna start next week. I'm gonna start at the new year. Now.
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  Speaker 1: You now't do that every year, you know the embras
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  Speaker 1: at the new year. I'm eat better at the new year.
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  Speaker 1: I'm I'm gonna gonna get in here and the new year.
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  Speaker 1: If you're gonna do it, you're gonna do it now. Man,
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  Speaker 1: you're gonna do not stop trying to do something, do it,
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  Speaker 1: stop talking about it, do it now. The best way
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  Speaker 1: to benefit from his grace is starting action now in
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  Speaker 1: old w now, right now today, what you're waiting on.
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  Speaker 1: All you're doing is delaying his opportunity to bless you.
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  Speaker 1: You know, man, you know, do you know how many
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  Speaker 1: times we do that? We delay his opportunity to bless
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  Speaker 1: us by not starting now. If you're gonna get healthy,
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  Speaker 1: why don't you starting out now? You're gonna trip a
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  Speaker 1: little bit called the holidays coming. But you ain't got
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  Speaker 1: to eat bad all the time. You could start eating
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  Speaker 1: correct today, you could. You could, and then guess what
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  Speaker 1: that could be? Some grace on the end of that.
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  Speaker 1: I'm just giving you a little cheap analogy. But do
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  Speaker 1: you feel what I'm saying to you? Start thinking in
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  Speaker 1: terms of grace, what He has done for you and
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  Speaker 1: provided for you that you ain't even see coming that
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  Speaker 1: you know, you keep calling them blessings and I got
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  Speaker 1: that a lot of it, and us all it is.
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  Speaker 1: But man, have you thought about the stuff that didn't
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  Speaker 1: happen to you? You can't account for I. For me,
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  Speaker 1: that's been grace and I'm beneficiary of it. And that's
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  Speaker 1: available to everybody that won'ts su Next time you're talking
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  Speaker 1: to him, just check in with grace. See what that is.
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  Speaker 1: That's that's better than money. You're listening show, ladies and gentlemen,
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  Speaker 1: boys and girls, people from all around the world. You
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  Speaker 1: are listening to the bad morning show in the world.
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  Speaker 1: This is the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Welcome, Welcome, Welcome, Welcome, Welcome.
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  Speaker 1: This show today is dedicated to everybody out there to
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  Speaker 1: shake them up on crap tables and gamble. This show
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  Speaker 1: is dedicated to call it for red, Yes, hard music.
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  Speaker 1: We such the girls out there. She the only one
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  Speaker 1: gamblet old Christian Shelley, what excuse you? I want? I
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  Speaker 1: was the first one to win, Thank you very much.
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  Speaker 1: Wait a minute, Shirley, you gamble, yes, penny she won
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  Speaker 1: on yes, tell them how much? I don't know. I
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  Speaker 1: just said, twenty five dollars, thank you, thank you very much.
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  Speaker 1: Where's the applause? Now? Where's the applause? Now? Yeah? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I might just spending to win. That's not important, Jay,
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  Speaker 1: I was talking about what I want. What was she doing? Dollars?
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  Speaker 1: I think it was the dollar slot, Steve dollar slot,
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  Speaker 1: twenty five dollars dollars. Well, you know she wanted twenty
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  Speaker 1: five dollars. It hit. But as soon as you actually,
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  Speaker 1: let's get it right, I actually won twenty seven dollars,
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  Speaker 1: Thank you, Shelly. Twenty seven dollars on that's a lot
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  Speaker 1: of money at a dollar I think it was. It
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  Speaker 1: was a quarter shorters, Yeah, okay, now I'll get a
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  Speaker 1: gambling so am I? Baby? Made no sense what you
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  Speaker 1: had seen on the dollar slot. Baby, that black seventeen
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  Speaker 1: hit three times? Baby, I was disgreement. Ye, cal Yes,
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  Speaker 1: Steve back seventeen hit three times, three times, the same
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  Speaker 1: dealer spinning that ball, baby, three, How bout how many
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  Speaker 1: spins did you see it in the three times? Let
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  Speaker 1: me see maybe about thirteen fourteen spins? Yeah, it was nice, baby.
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  Speaker 1: I was in that screaming, yes, I'll be up on thirteen.
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  Speaker 1: I'm all up anymore. She just wanted to tell us
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  Speaker 1: how much she wont how much I want? What? Okay?
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  Speaker 1: Seven were talking about? Good? Yeah, Junior, get that light
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  Speaker 1: build money? Baby, Yes, how much? How much you spend?
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  Speaker 1: I don't know. He's not a game. I'm not. Don't worry.
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  Speaker 1: Let me ask my own damn question. But let me
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  Speaker 1: the bulls of the wind. Damn. That just sends you
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  Speaker 1: to return. That's what I'm trying to do. Yeah, I
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  Speaker 1: spent one hundred dollars, y'all was on that same black
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  Speaker 1: seven two? Yes, and you had hit for seven honey, Yes,
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  Speaker 1: I'll be off today. Yes, yes, it was going down.
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  Speaker 1: What we got for thirty something funny. Three comedians in
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  Speaker 1: the house. I'm sure you guys will come up with something.
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  Speaker 1: We'll be back at thirty two after the hour. That's
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  Speaker 1: why I haven't been saying much. You're listening to all right,
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  Speaker 1: it is time for something funny. And seventy percent of
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  Speaker 1: workers say the thing they love most about the holiday
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  Speaker 1: time in the office is time off, followed by getting
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  Speaker 1: a bonus. Love was also in the survey. Workers say,
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  Speaker 1: right there, let's just address this one at a time,
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  Speaker 1: because I see that there's some smiling going on amongst you. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: See two things you can't do. What is get time off,
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  Speaker 1: get your same check, get some time off, and get
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  Speaker 1: a damn bonus too. And you need to make up
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  Speaker 1: your mind what you want the bonus. We need a
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  Speaker 1: bonus type effort. Okay, check, So when we give you that,
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  Speaker 1: then the bonus is coming. When you give me what? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: when do we know we're working at bonus speeds? Well,
• 14:44
  Speaker 1: first of all, let's just get this straight and understood. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: everybody in here get paid. Yeah. Yeah. Hostility though, thank you,
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  Speaker 1: that is yeah, we don't need that. They never talk
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  Speaker 1: to you. What mold do you want outside? Joe Chick Okay,
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  Speaker 1: can I ask a question showcase. The question is this,
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  Speaker 1: we are all working right right now, right now? We'll
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  Speaker 1: all work, Yes, so we put in a good job.
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  Speaker 1: What level do we have to crank this up to
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  Speaker 1: to get bonus? That's why you have to crank it
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  Speaker 1: up to CEO? What a minute, you are already to CEEO.
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  Speaker 1: That position is taken. You got one? Yeah? Can we Well,
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  Speaker 1: do you understand what I'm saying? Get your bonus? Abe?
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  Speaker 1: Let me read on. I'll go in. The survey workers
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  Speaker 1: say they look forward to the office holiday party. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: uh uh, although although they would give that up to
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  Speaker 1: get a bonus or more vacation. Back to that bonus. Yea.
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  Speaker 1: We stopped Christmas party why because of an incident at
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  Speaker 1: the part. I loud to see old or the company
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  Speaker 1: to stand up and give us speech. He stood and
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  Speaker 1: made the statement that when he prayed, he prayed to
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  Speaker 1: himself that stopped all Christmas parties. The room got quiet,
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  Speaker 1: And this, folks, is not a joke. This actually happened.
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  Speaker 1: He prayed a hoop to myself. That's why that's why
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  Speaker 1: you shut that down. I'm scared because you didn't replace
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  Speaker 1: it with anything. Though we didn't get our bonus or
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  Speaker 1: or more vacation time. He actually cost you all your
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  Speaker 1: extra activities. Now did he did he give us a
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  Speaker 1: bonus before? Or did you give us one? I can't remember? Okay,
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  Speaker 1: na see, okay, But some jobs, some joves give you
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  Speaker 1: like turkeys and give out. We give all our turkeys
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  Speaker 1: away at Thanksgiving to the less fortunate, right right, which
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  Speaker 1: is a great which that makes us less fortunate than
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  Speaker 1: the CEO. Well, the reason you don't qualify for a
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  Speaker 1: bonus is because all of you have multiple supplemental income.
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  Speaker 1: You're causing me. You're not supposed to look at that.
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  Speaker 1: Oh what what do you think? He don't know that?
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  Speaker 1: I ain't I see one of y'all supposed to look
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  Speaker 1: at it? And your concern sir? Yes it is? Yes.
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  Speaker 1: See then everywhere I go, I see one of y'all
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  Speaker 1: every dog go. I ain't got a gig named the
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  Speaker 1: gig I got. I don't see one of y'all. I
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  Speaker 1: can't say nothing now, sue suit line about the only one.
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  Speaker 1: I ain't gotta go down now. And that's another thing.
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  Speaker 1: You won't help with your won't help with your writing,
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  Speaker 1: none of these books, but your wonter damn bone. That's
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  Speaker 1: how you get a bonus. Get involved with everything. I
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  Speaker 1: don't see your help and drive me around. None of
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  Speaker 1: y'all go get me nothing to eat, with the exception
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  Speaker 1: of Monica. Monica the only one try to help me
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  Speaker 1: out at the station. Well, you don't want you don't
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  Speaker 1: want men getting your food, so you don't know that one,
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  Speaker 1: and I would be happy to cook for you, Okay,
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  Speaker 1: I would. We don't want to kill the CEO. So
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  Speaker 1: this is where we want to ask everyone does our office?
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  Speaker 1: Does the office? Does the CEO and everyone? Do you
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  Speaker 1: think they do a good job of bringing holiday cheer
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  Speaker 1: to our workplace? No? Not this office. I'm sorry. This
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  Speaker 1: is why I jump off. I'm gonna say yeah, because
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  Speaker 1: I maybe do a way to ceo go, which y're
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  Speaker 1: not about to do. One of my job this survey. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I'll tell you that much. Yeah, it's great cheering here. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: Well what kind of holiday? What kind of holiday related
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  Speaker 1: activities do we have? We don't have the party anymore?
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  Speaker 1: What else? Even though we have to have a Christmas
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  Speaker 1: tree up? Yeah, we have, ah, which has been very helpful.
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  Speaker 1: What is that CEO? That's holiday talk? Just a conversation
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  Speaker 1: holiday talk. We talked about it's really lightning. Cheer everybody up.
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  Speaker 1: We'd be smiling up. Yeah, look sure you that's your bonus.
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  Speaker 1: We need a tree with some ornaments on. Tommy. At
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  Speaker 1: this point, he should be saying you're welcome. I think, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: he should be saying you're welcome for the holiday talk.
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  Speaker 1: So Tommy, take some pictures from me this year, because
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  Speaker 1: I never get to see these pictures. Take some pictures
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  Speaker 1: from me this year, you know, under the tree. Some
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  Speaker 1: shots to my phone from under the tree. Coming out
• 20:47
  Speaker 1: next it is the nephew. Yeah, we'll run that prank
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  Speaker 1: back right after this. You're listening to show right now,
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  Speaker 1: it's time for you, mister Hollywood, to run that brank back.
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  Speaker 1: What you got na say. We was talking about Thanksgiving earlier.
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  Speaker 1: This is a great run back. Catering mistake, cater mistake.
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  Speaker 1: Let's run it. Hello. Hello, I'm trying to reach Tammy. Please.
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  Speaker 1: This is hey, Tammy. This is a Dexter over here, catering.
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  Speaker 1: We catered your your aunt bridget. Yeah, that's right, that's right,
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  Speaker 1: that's right. How are you doing, Dexter's good to hear
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  Speaker 1: from you. Okay, good, good, I'm going through the paperwork
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  Speaker 1: here and I know we have an invoice for you all.
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  Speaker 1: I wanted to reach out to you. This is not
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  Speaker 1: a bad time, is it. No, this is a good time. Okay.
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  Speaker 1: So first of all, did everybody enjoy everything that we
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  Speaker 1: put out for you guys? Yeah, we had a good
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  Speaker 1: old time. My auntie Bridget she was so happy. There
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  Speaker 1: was no better way to bring in her sixtieth birthday party.
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  Speaker 1: We had a great time. The food was delicious. We
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  Speaker 1: are so grateful, so thank you so much. You and
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  Speaker 1: your team did a bomb job, A good deal, good deal.
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  Speaker 1: I was here when they loaded up the van and everything,
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  Speaker 1: and I wanted to make sure. I wanted to follow
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  Speaker 1: back up. But listen, I'm looking at the paperwork and um,
• 22:08
  Speaker 1: and we had a little mishap, and I wanted to
• 22:11
  Speaker 1: let you know that we're not going to um, We're
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  Speaker 1: not gonna charge you guys for the chicken. Uh, because
• 22:20
  Speaker 1: they made a mistake and they put the wrong pan
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  Speaker 1: on the van and they I noticed that the chicken
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  Speaker 1: was actually still here. So we want to take off
• 22:30
  Speaker 1: take that off, and I won't that won't be on
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  Speaker 1: the on the envoys. So I'm taking all the entire cross.
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  Speaker 1: The chicken will be completely taken out. Okay, real quick,
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  Speaker 1: let's back up a bit, because we had a lot
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  Speaker 1: of people at the party. We definitely had chicken. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I know you had you ordered some mother chicken. But
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  Speaker 1: like I said, the guy put the wrong pan on
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  Speaker 1: the on the van, you know, and actually the mother
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  Speaker 1: chicken was actually still here, uh you know, here to
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  Speaker 1: here at the shop. So you know, like I said,
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  Speaker 1: we made a mistake. I'm gonna take it off and
• 23:02
  Speaker 1: that'll probably not your like a couple hundred dollars off
• 23:06
  Speaker 1: coup of you alls price. Like so, so what are
• 23:09
  Speaker 1: you saying? So what were we eating if it wasn't
• 23:11
  Speaker 1: this mother chicken? What was it? Uh? Well, miss, tell me,
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: Like I said, you know, I got on this kid
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  Speaker 1: for making this mistake. You know, I got on it
• 23:21
  Speaker 1: real bad about it from you know, putting the wrong
• 23:23
  Speaker 1: pan on there. But like I said, this what you
• 23:26
  Speaker 1: guys had wasn't that was a chicken? What was it though?
• 23:29
  Speaker 1: That's what I'm asking you. What was it actually what
• 23:32
  Speaker 1: he put on there by mistake? Miss? Tell me that
• 23:35
  Speaker 1: was that was rabbid? What you can't be serious right now?
• 23:39
  Speaker 1: Are you out of your rabbits mine? Are you serious
• 23:43
  Speaker 1: your call? No? Tell me? Did your team put the
• 23:46
  Speaker 1: wrong trade on the trucks and then served it to
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: my family? And you're trying to call me about two
• 23:52
  Speaker 1: hundred dollars? Are you serious more than that? You owe
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: me more than that? You don't know who the because
• 23:59
  Speaker 1: allerg today and you're calling me about two hundred dollars?
• 24:03
  Speaker 1: Are you out of your mine? Well? I wanted to
• 24:07
  Speaker 1: credit you all that. You know what I'm saying. No,
• 24:09
  Speaker 1: and there's gonna be no credit. There ain't gonna be
• 24:11
  Speaker 1: no credit. It ain't no credit. Do you mean credit?
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: Richard could have died, Monty could have died, Lucie. Uh,
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: we got kids in there. You don't know our dietary needs?
• 24:21
  Speaker 1: Are you crazy? I mean what you say it though,
• 24:25
  Speaker 1: it don't matter if I liked it, I can fall
• 24:27
  Speaker 1: out to night. Stupid. Oh, I'm getting the attorney. I'm
• 24:30
  Speaker 1: done with this. This is stupid. And who want to
• 24:33
  Speaker 1: eat bugs? Bunny? Does that right to you? So? Are
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: you stupid? I'm so annoyed right now? Seriously, So we
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: know woods people? We no country people with you? Okady?
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: What what? What? What? Y'all liked it? Though, right, No,
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: but you're gonna like my foot up y'all. So that's
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: what you're gonna like. I'm gonna be there or later
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: because y'all so stupid, yat stupid. My fook gonna be up, yo,
• 24:58
  Speaker 1: and y'all gonna be hopping around like a rabbit, the
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: rabbit that you serve me. Oh okay, okay, let me
• 25:03
  Speaker 1: ask you this here now, a miss Avery, is your
• 25:06
  Speaker 1: mama right? What my mama got to do with this rabbit?
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: What's you gotta do with this? Okay? See, your mama
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: got me to call you. This is nephew. Comment from
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: the Steve Harbin Morty showy dam, I mean your mama
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: to break you. I'm so sorry. Oh my god, this
• 25:35
  Speaker 1: is crazy. Oh my god, looking in the morning, this
• 25:47
  Speaker 1: is crazy. You're crazy, y'all are gonna get it? This
• 25:51
  Speaker 1: is crazy? Oh man? All right, Samman, tell me this baby.
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: What is the baddest and I mean the baddest radio
• 25:59
  Speaker 1: show but late Steve Harvey Show. Yes, I'm just so
• 26:09
  Speaker 1: glad I didn't have rabbit. I'm so glad I want
• 26:15
  Speaker 1: a little rabbit. Ya can tell a littlebit o. Little
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: rabbit ain't gonna do you I'm serious. I can't just
• 26:21
  Speaker 1: the knowledge that it's a rabbit. I can't Holiday Comedy
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: Jam coming your way. That's Earthquake, Dandy Brown Kids Junior
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  Speaker 1: Space and hosted by yours truly nephew, Timmy. That's the
• 26:29
  Speaker 1: Holiday Comedy Jam. It's Friday, the Send of the twentieth
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  Speaker 1: at the met in Philadelphia. That's w D, A S
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• 26:42
  Speaker 1: Coming up more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show right
• 26:45
  Speaker 1: after this. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 26:51
  Speaker 1: All right, here we go with something funny. Uh, Steve,
• 26:54
  Speaker 1: you want our listeners to know that your staff acts
• 26:56
  Speaker 1: just like the folks at their job. Tell you what,
• 26:59
  Speaker 1: you know. There's a lot of people and listen to
• 27:01
  Speaker 1: this radio show every day, and somehow they think it's
• 27:05
  Speaker 1: a different working environment than there's. You know, they just think,
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: y'all y'all having so much fun over there. They think, well,
• 27:14
  Speaker 1: but let me tell you what. As the CEO, I
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: can tell you for a fact that this radio show
• 27:22
  Speaker 1: is very much like the place you work at every day.
• 27:27
  Speaker 1: They don't know what I'm gonna go down some facts.
• 27:31
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna show you how this radio show it's just
• 27:36
  Speaker 1: like where you work, y'all ready going into the CEO voice,
• 27:42
  Speaker 1: just like your job, jazz, like your job. We got
• 27:47
  Speaker 1: someone here on the radio show who thinks they're smarter
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: than the ball oh man down the job. They don't
• 27:59
  Speaker 1: say who it is, but on this here job, I do,
• 28:07
  Speaker 1: and we have several people who think they're smarter than
• 28:11
  Speaker 1: the boss on this job. First of all, Mississippi Monica
• 28:16
  Speaker 1: think her ass's smarter than everybody in here because she
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: got the two damn degreed. That's for start you calling names.
• 28:26
  Speaker 1: I'm calling names because they don't do that on your job.
• 28:30
  Speaker 1: But I'm blasted. She thinks she's smarter than everybody down here. Now,
• 28:38
  Speaker 1: just like your job, we got someone who thinks they
• 28:42
  Speaker 1: do all the works and everybody else just sitting on there.
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: But don't nobody work like me. I'm the hardest work
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: in here. Isn't all putting fresh on me? That's called
• 29:01
  Speaker 1: that's you. Every time you ask or something you feling
• 29:09
  Speaker 1: here hardy y'all just get your ass ready, man, Yeah
• 29:16
  Speaker 1: this see y'all want me to do the bit here go.
• 29:20
  Speaker 1: Just like on your job. We got somebody here thinks
• 29:24
  Speaker 1: they too good to be here. I'm so good I
• 29:28
  Speaker 1: should be somewhere. I don't know wh I deal with?
• 29:31
  Speaker 1: Yall right, we all know who that is? Yeah, yeah,
• 29:43
  Speaker 1: that's her. Let's just gonna keep on getting mad. That's
• 29:50
  Speaker 1: like on your job. We got somebody here just happy
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: as here. What happened? They just happy? Now. I'm not
• 29:59
  Speaker 1: gonna say who it is, can't damn it is Julia Junior,
• 30:04
  Speaker 1: just happy to be here. He don't give a damn.
• 30:11
  Speaker 1: I'm your man. Let go on. Yeah, like somebody on
• 30:20
  Speaker 1: your job, we got somebody work here that just by
• 30:25
  Speaker 1: talking to you think they come from raw it sis
• 30:33
  Speaker 1: of entitlement. They way mold than they really are. Y'all
• 30:40
  Speaker 1: got somebody like that on your job? Job? We got
• 30:43
  Speaker 1: his ass here to come. His name is Thomas or Matthew,
• 30:49
  Speaker 1: Thommys or Thomas my On. What damn rang? He come
• 30:55
  Speaker 1: in here here? Just like on your job, man, we
• 31:01
  Speaker 1: got somebody here that hate every day, just hate, hate, hate, hate. Head.
• 31:10
  Speaker 1: I ain't gonna say the only thing he liked it
• 31:13
  Speaker 1: white women. Need I say more? Show ye? Just like
• 31:29
  Speaker 1: your job, they all talk about the boss behind and
• 31:38
  Speaker 1: I'm not gonna say who it is, but the biggest
• 31:40
  Speaker 1: ones that talk about me behind my back. It's the
• 31:44
  Speaker 1: three musket that's Shell and Tommy that called, or they
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: gonna dinner or they be on trip. Sit next, leading right.
• 31:58
  Speaker 1: There's about coach tom to get the middle seat. They
• 32:03
  Speaker 1: don't even ask her extra leg Tommy in the middle,
• 32:08
  Speaker 1: talk about my call, Tommy buying him food, all the food,
• 32:15
  Speaker 1: and drank on Tommy. That's how job worked down, Like
• 32:24
  Speaker 1: job job miss oh my God depends on Boston released
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  Speaker 1: it all missing. Monica showed and thinks she was gonna
• 32:35
  Speaker 1: be genius sitting over there, all right, coming up next,
• 32:42
  Speaker 1: I know, right, more of this crazy ignorant show. Steve
• 32:46
  Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show. Right after this. You're listening Steve Harvey
• 32:51
  Speaker 1: Morning Show. All right, come on, Jake, explain this next
• 32:54
  Speaker 1: bit to explain exploitation movies. They used to get some
• 32:59
  Speaker 1: phrase is in need his movies that they don't use anymore.
• 33:04
  Speaker 1: And I said, bring them back, bring them back, find
• 33:07
  Speaker 1: someplace to put them. You really want them back, bring them.
• 33:11
  Speaker 1: They were great phrases. College, They were great phrases. You
• 33:14
  Speaker 1: understood what was going on when you heard the So
• 33:18
  Speaker 1: you think it'll work in today's movie. Yes, yes, Like
• 33:22
  Speaker 1: an example, Power, wouldn't you like to see you on Power?
• 33:25
  Speaker 1: They said, oh, job, Turkey, Yes, turkey, look ahere you
• 33:35
  Speaker 1: job Turkey. You suck like Empire, Empire. You're going down, pump,
• 33:48
  Speaker 1: You're going down Lucius line. You're going down right on that.
• 33:53
  Speaker 1: You got one. I know, okay, like Ray Donovan, one
• 33:56
  Speaker 1: of my favorites. You know we all love Ray Donovan.
• 33:59
  Speaker 1: The man and the man is holding me back. I
• 34:02
  Speaker 1: like that that they ever find out who the man
• 34:09
  Speaker 1: man man holding me back? Like that Real Housewives of Atlanta,
• 34:18
  Speaker 1: Nini telling Candy. You say it's hard, it never went away.
• 34:33
  Speaker 1: Give me some skin. But I gotta say I would
• 34:39
  Speaker 1: like to see that on La Law. That was right
• 34:41
  Speaker 1: good on La Give me some skin. It's cool to say,
• 34:47
  Speaker 1: oh man, that's a bad man. That's a bad Like
• 34:53
  Speaker 1: I'm dancing with the stars. If somebody gets a low score,
• 34:56
  Speaker 1: I'm one of the judges. It's alright, sugar, it's alright, Sugar,
• 35:03
  Speaker 1: work right on, right on with the right one. I
• 35:10
  Speaker 1: think we can make these works. I think they could.
• 35:15
  Speaker 1: Another another man I gotta do it called my brother
• 35:22
  Speaker 1: because they never went favorite man? What's uping man? How
• 35:27
  Speaker 1: you doing? You did everything? Everything? What's cope? Steady everything? Steady?
• 35:33
  Speaker 1: Chilling about chilling Michael Villain. I can't call it because
• 35:41
  Speaker 1: I might spoil it. Why sound like we all in?
• 35:47
  Speaker 1: I don't know. My favorite one is still the ghost.
• 35:55
  Speaker 1: Jab Turkey on Power, rang Man on Greenley, don't move,
• 36:05
  Speaker 1: suck up? Don't I love that shows? My show? You
• 36:12
  Speaker 1: old fish at food? No you didn't, Oh Jay, you
• 36:20
  Speaker 1: should fish your life young big Oh yeah, yeah, you're
• 36:30
  Speaker 1: listening to show. All right, Steve, This now time for
• 36:35
  Speaker 1: comedy roulette. You guys ready, let's go. All right, let's
• 36:39
  Speaker 1: all right. Here's the subject. Number one, I ain't superstitious,
• 36:44
  Speaker 1: but uh Number number two, dang is it? That's his mama?
• 36:55
  Speaker 1: Number three? Number three things you say to yourself when
• 37:00
  Speaker 1: you look in the mirror and you're out of shape.
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  Speaker 1: And number four dang, she used to be blank and
• 37:07
  Speaker 1: she's let herself go. All right, let's spin it right, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: lots one, it looks like it's gunn stop on the
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  Speaker 1: mon No it stop. The three things you say to
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  Speaker 1: yourself when you look in the mirror and you're out
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  Speaker 1: of shape. Yeah, yourself. You say yourself, yourself when you
• 37:36
  Speaker 1: look in the mirror, when you look in the mirrror
• 37:39
  Speaker 1: and you know you're out of shape, you're ready. Here
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  Speaker 1: you go. Oh man, I got nine chins. This is ridiculous.
• 37:48
  Speaker 1: Not nine. Yeah, that's a lot. Okay things you said yourself.
• 37:55
  Speaker 1: You look in the mirror, you out of shape? Oh man,
• 37:59
  Speaker 1: I've been a false se around barbecue. Bes ain't rob
• 38:01
  Speaker 1: me that with seasoning on the grid on wh what
• 38:17
  Speaker 1: where's my neighbor? I don't even where. Where am I
• 38:22
  Speaker 1: missing a neighbor? I know it's hill just in here somewhere,
• 38:30
  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey, let's go this this moment, My god, what
• 38:37
  Speaker 1: have I done? I like it? I like it so serious.
• 38:45
  Speaker 1: But it's a serious moment, naked. Yeah, man, look at yourself.
• 38:50
  Speaker 1: Father that whatever. I've had those moments. So yeah, Jake,
• 38:56
  Speaker 1: didn't you say to yourself when you know you what
• 38:59
  Speaker 1: is it when you look in the mirror and you're
• 39:00
  Speaker 1: out of shape? Yeah, I'm not going to this cleaners
• 39:04
  Speaker 1: anymore because they are shrinking. My damn, I know they are.
• 39:08
  Speaker 1: I know they're shrinking much. Yeah, you have to shave beer.
• 39:14
  Speaker 1: You need to build your confidence up. Let's say something
• 39:17
  Speaker 1: like that she like it though she likes things you
• 39:26
  Speaker 1: say to yourself. Okay, uh oh she and that way
• 39:33
  Speaker 1: don't mean. Ain't no way I'm having sex without this
• 39:38
  Speaker 1: shirt on. I'd be damn, I'm gonna tie this and
• 39:42
  Speaker 1: and not. I'm telling you this can't come up just
• 39:47
  Speaker 1: a shirt though the shirt can't come up. I'm but
• 39:53
  Speaker 1: nicked with a shirt on. I'm just telling all right,
• 39:58
  Speaker 1: se being stating yourself. You're standing that net in the mirror.
• 40:04
  Speaker 1: Oh hell no, here go to soap, little piece of
• 40:17
  Speaker 1: shower you find it, alright, alright, I think we have
• 40:23
  Speaker 1: time for one more round? Yeah, all right? Why am
• 40:28
  Speaker 1: I weason? Just because I got out the shower. That
• 40:30
  Speaker 1: don't make no exhausted. I'm tired, clean clean. So here's
• 40:41
  Speaker 1: things you say right here, you put your drawers on,
• 40:43
  Speaker 1: you say I'm wearing thongs. Now that's what it ended
• 40:49
  Speaker 1: up being. Yeah, I'm how do I do like po?
• 40:56
  Speaker 1: How much? How much I gotta? All? You got one more?
• 41:02
  Speaker 1: Let's go? He'll rick Ross cool with it? And how
• 41:11
  Speaker 1: did he? Rulette? Thank you? St you're listening to string show,
• 41:17
  Speaker 1: all right, listen coming up at the top of the hour,
• 41:19
  Speaker 1: right about four minutes after. We'll have the strawberry letter
• 41:23
  Speaker 1: for today. But up next, nephew, Tommy's right here, before
• 41:28
  Speaker 1: the prank, before the prank, before we left the last break. Shirley,
• 41:31
  Speaker 1: you see it speaking of time? Was you saying when
• 41:34
  Speaker 1: he said you see it? Why? Strange looking? Shirley said,
• 41:43
  Speaker 1: speaking of Tommy. See now when you're saying, speaking the time,
• 41:47
  Speaker 1: are you speaking Tommy? He's up next with the prank
• 41:52
  Speaker 1: phone call. It's called emotion. I'm ugly to you, Yes,
• 41:57
  Speaker 1: I'm talking to shirt. No, tom ain't. No, you're not ugly.
• 42:01
  Speaker 1: But she didn't say it didn't look strange though, but
• 42:03
  Speaker 1: but for surely. But he's strange looking though. No he's not, Tommy, No,
• 42:07
  Speaker 1: he's not. He's not what He's not strange looking. He's
• 42:14
  Speaker 1: a normal looking, handsome young man. You mean, lord, Tommy
• 42:17
  Speaker 1: ain't handsome? Quit telling his boy that we don't have
• 42:22
  Speaker 1: handsome men and family handsome tom thinks he is. Okay,
• 42:28
  Speaker 1: I don't want to shatter that man, Tommy think he tall? Tommy,
• 42:35
  Speaker 1: thank you, Tommy, thank he But he got it there, yeah,
• 42:43
  Speaker 1: and now you think it. No, and if he accepted
• 42:48
  Speaker 1: he had fun with it. But see I keep telling
• 42:51
  Speaker 1: you're just trying to hurt his feelings, right, Shirley hurt
• 42:57
  Speaker 1: him played? You played a strange My pranks are nice. Strange. Listen,
• 43:09
  Speaker 1: the name of the title it is is you got
• 43:11
  Speaker 1: to bring those TVs back? Hello? Hello, how are you?
• 43:15
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to reach a Sharon Police. My name is
• 43:20
  Speaker 1: Paul Paula. I'm head of security here. How are you?
• 43:25
  Speaker 1: This is yeah? You, um, you actually came out and
• 43:28
  Speaker 1: you I think you were here on uh Friday, uh
• 43:32
  Speaker 1: and you came out and purchased four flat screen televisions
• 43:35
  Speaker 1: forty forty two inches? Am I correct? Yeah? But what
• 43:40
  Speaker 1: kind of fun? What I was giving you a call for, Sharon,
• 43:43
  Speaker 1: is that we got a bit of a problem. Now
• 43:45
  Speaker 1: when you purchase these actual flat screen televisions on on
• 43:49
  Speaker 1: Black Friday, so to speak, it seems that we've got them. Um, well,
• 43:54
  Speaker 1: your your purchase went through successfully, I will admit that,
• 43:58
  Speaker 1: but there should have been a red flag that have
• 44:00
  Speaker 1: gone off because we're going back over transactions of the
• 44:04
  Speaker 1: past two three days here and we're realizing that your
• 44:07
  Speaker 1: purchase should not have been successful. It should have been
• 44:11
  Speaker 1: for your credit card is actually not valid at all.
• 44:14
  Speaker 1: Now now my credit card because oh, we got paid
• 44:17
  Speaker 1: on Wednesday, so my money was there. Well, actually, ma'am,
• 44:22
  Speaker 1: I'm what I'm trying to explain to you is that
• 44:24
  Speaker 1: it is coming up in valid now and we're having
• 44:27
  Speaker 1: a problem with it. So I wanted to reach out
• 44:29
  Speaker 1: to you and give you a call and see if
• 44:31
  Speaker 1: we could probably. You know, it was It was valid
• 44:35
  Speaker 1: when I was at their Ratis because it went through
• 44:37
  Speaker 1: I gotta receipt everything impured to that extended warranty on
• 44:40
  Speaker 1: all FAUM, so it was valid on Friday. I don't
• 44:43
  Speaker 1: know what's wrong with it today, but it was good then,
• 44:46
  Speaker 1: and I understand that. I understand that that, you know,
• 44:49
  Speaker 1: just being at the register and you're purchasing in and
• 44:51
  Speaker 1: no problems at all happening. That's pretty much the thought
• 44:54
  Speaker 1: process that you're going to have. What I'm letting you
• 44:56
  Speaker 1: know is on the on the back part of it
• 44:58
  Speaker 1: when you came into the store. What we're getting the
• 45:01
  Speaker 1: day the day after is that it was pretty much invalid.
• 45:05
  Speaker 1: It wasn't good at all. Your credit card was not
• 45:07
  Speaker 1: good at all. But you need to call your bank then,
• 45:10
  Speaker 1: because I don't know what to tell you. You know,
• 45:13
  Speaker 1: I had the money in there the day I went
• 45:15
  Speaker 1: about them, and that's it for me. So I don't
• 45:18
  Speaker 1: know who you need to call, but don't call me
• 45:20
  Speaker 1: because you know they ain't been in my problem. Okay,
• 45:23
  Speaker 1: you know what, I'm not gonna I'm not gonna raise
• 45:25
  Speaker 1: this to be a major problem. We're gonna try to
• 45:27
  Speaker 1: rectify it and get it taken care of. Yeah, do
• 45:29
  Speaker 1: what you need to do. Okay, listen, now here's what
• 45:32
  Speaker 1: we're gonna do. You know what. I wanted to try
• 45:35
  Speaker 1: to work this out as smoothly as we can. What
• 45:37
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna have to ask you to do. Can I
• 45:39
  Speaker 1: get you to come back up to the store and
• 45:42
  Speaker 1: bring all four televisions with you? Oh no, now you
• 45:46
  Speaker 1: sure can't. Baby. Look I bought them for TVs. I
• 45:49
  Speaker 1: have read one of them up this under the tree
• 45:51
  Speaker 1: from my hus my mama early. She already got the
• 45:55
  Speaker 1: other TV. We hunted up at home, Sary. We was
• 45:57
  Speaker 1: watching movies, so it didn't really ain't no way was
• 46:00
  Speaker 1: gonna bring the folk TVs back. I think you should
• 46:02
  Speaker 1: go back to Wealth process your credit cards and tell
• 46:05
  Speaker 1: them that they that I don't know what you're gonna
• 46:07
  Speaker 1: tell them, but you need to go back to them.
• 46:09
  Speaker 1: I ain't got time to be running back and forth
• 46:11
  Speaker 1: to this story. I don't want to. I don't want
• 46:13
  Speaker 1: us to create a problem here. I don't want to
• 46:15
  Speaker 1: do that happen that you need to lower your voice. Okay,
• 46:19
  Speaker 1: but you need to go back to wherever. Do your
• 46:22
  Speaker 1: credit cards because it went through when I was at
• 46:24
  Speaker 1: the stoke. Correct. I don't want to it ain't going over.
• 46:27
  Speaker 1: That's a no. I told you that it went through.
• 46:30
  Speaker 1: I explained it. You ain't got no business on my
• 46:32
  Speaker 1: damn phone. They don't call me with this bull no
• 46:35
  Speaker 1: mouth hold on, just an what I don't want to
• 46:37
  Speaker 1: have to do. I don't want to have to come
• 46:39
  Speaker 1: out to your home and confrosate you. I wish you
• 46:44
  Speaker 1: would come out to my house. Maybe we will beat
• 46:46
  Speaker 1: you into bad health. You're bad. I bring y'all over here. Look,
• 46:49
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• 47:05
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• 47:29
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• 47:33
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• 47:45
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• 47:49
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• 47:53
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• 47:57
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• 48:00
  Speaker 1: get the card, baby, I don't owe nobody on them TVs.
• 48:03
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• 48:05
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• 48:09
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• 48:13
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• 48:15
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• 48:19
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• 48:23
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• 48:26
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• 48:30
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• 48:33
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• 48:39
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• 48:47
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  Speaker 1: the Strawberry Letter. Thank you. Subject I can't call her
• 50:43
  Speaker 1: husband daddy. Dear Stephen Shirley. I am a twenty eight
• 50:47
  Speaker 1: year old female and I have a fifty seven year
• 50:50
  Speaker 1: old male mentor that I work with. He has given
• 50:53
  Speaker 1: me great advice and helped me through some obstacles in
• 50:56
  Speaker 1: my life. This is the first man that has ever
• 50:59
  Speaker 1: treated me with fact and did not try to sleep
• 51:01
  Speaker 1: with me. He is like a father figure to me,
• 51:05
  Speaker 1: and I call myself his play daughter. The only problem
• 51:08
  Speaker 1: is his wife. He knew that I did not have
• 51:13
  Speaker 1: the only problem is his wife. He knew that I
• 51:17
  Speaker 1: did not have any plans for Thanksgiving dinner, so he
• 51:20
  Speaker 1: invited me to his home. He never talked much about
• 51:23
  Speaker 1: his wife, but I figured she would be just as
• 51:25
  Speaker 1: sweet as he is. I took a bottle of moscato
• 51:28
  Speaker 1: with me as a thank you for the dinner invitation.
• 51:31
  Speaker 1: His wife greeted me and she was polite, but not
• 51:34
  Speaker 1: very talkative. She was finishing up dinner while my play
• 51:38
  Speaker 1: dad and I had a glass of wine and watched
• 51:40
  Speaker 1: the game in the din. I must have given off
• 51:44
  Speaker 1: the wrong vibes because his wife seemed to get irritated
• 51:47
  Speaker 1: with me quickly. It didn't help that I had on
• 51:50
  Speaker 1: a crop top and leggings and they were dressed nicely.
• 51:53
  Speaker 1: The next thing I knew, his wife stormed into the
• 51:56
  Speaker 1: din and started going off. She started with what is
• 52:01
  Speaker 1: this playdoor to mess? It went downhill from there. My
• 52:04
  Speaker 1: play dad did not defend me. Instead, he fixed me
• 52:08
  Speaker 1: a to go plate and asked me to leave. I
• 52:11
  Speaker 1: was shocked and hurt, and I can't believe he let
• 52:14
  Speaker 1: her go off on us like that. I think she
• 52:17
  Speaker 1: owes me an apology. Now he's been distant at work
• 52:20
  Speaker 1: and I don't know what to say to him. I
• 52:23
  Speaker 1: hope that we can still have a cool relationship. Stephen Shirley,
• 52:26
  Speaker 1: how should I handle this? All? Right? Now? Listen? I
• 52:29
  Speaker 1: know you're young, You're only twenty eight years old, but really,
• 52:32
  Speaker 1: though you know the letter you wrote made you sound
• 52:36
  Speaker 1: pretty innocent and sincere in the fact that you feel
• 52:39
  Speaker 1: he's a play dad to you. I'm gonna give you
• 52:41
  Speaker 1: the benefit of the of the doubt for that, but
• 52:45
  Speaker 1: you're going about this in the entire wrong way. Okay,
• 52:49
  Speaker 1: you don't go to another woman's house dressed like that,
• 52:52
  Speaker 1: a crop top and leggings. I mean it was dinner,
• 52:55
  Speaker 1: come on, and not just any dinner. This was Thanksgiving dinner.
• 53:00
  Speaker 1: People usually dress up, you know, if they invite you out,
• 53:03
  Speaker 1: you look presentable. Haven't you heard the saying first Impressions
• 53:06
  Speaker 1: or lasting and all of that. What was his wife
• 53:09
  Speaker 1: supposed to think? Which you looking like that? I mean,
• 53:12
  Speaker 1: as my mother would say, fanning around her husband. And
• 53:16
  Speaker 1: then you go into the din with him to watch
• 53:18
  Speaker 1: the game, just the two of you. No, no, well,
• 53:23
  Speaker 1: why weren't you in the kitchen with her, you know,
• 53:25
  Speaker 1: at least trying to help her out? Why didn't you
• 53:27
  Speaker 1: offer even if she said no, you stay with her,
• 53:31
  Speaker 1: you know, And what she did is what a lot
• 53:33
  Speaker 1: of wives would have done, quite frankly in this situation,
• 53:36
  Speaker 1: because it just doesn't look right. You guys in the
• 53:39
  Speaker 1: din watching the game while she she owes you nothing.
• 53:43
  Speaker 1: She doesn't owe you an apology. You're not going to
• 53:45
  Speaker 1: get one, so stop looking for that. And you can
• 53:47
  Speaker 1: believe he got an earful after you left about who
• 53:50
  Speaker 1: are you? What's his play daughter? Mess? I bet you
• 53:53
  Speaker 1: are playing with her? You all of that, playing around
• 53:56
  Speaker 1: all of that. That's why he's been distant at work. Okay,
• 53:59
  Speaker 1: And he will probably say that way, uh, if he
• 54:02
  Speaker 1: knows what's good for him. So for your sake, I
• 54:05
  Speaker 1: hope this was a lesson learned about you know, how
• 54:09
  Speaker 1: to act around someone's wife. Okay, Steve, Okay, Shirley. Everything
• 54:16
  Speaker 1: you said ist as a matter of fact. You told
• 54:20
  Speaker 1: her the correct way to behave you gave her some
• 54:24
  Speaker 1: good advice clothing wise. Where this said, all right, come on, now,
• 54:32
  Speaker 1: let's just go and tell the truth. This old ass,
• 54:38
  Speaker 1: out of shape woman jealous insecure you over here with
• 54:44
  Speaker 1: the leggings she can't find. No leggings that she can't
• 54:51
  Speaker 1: well that look like the ones you had, She can't
• 54:55
  Speaker 1: find it. You know about your ass over here on Thanksgiving?
• 55:00
  Speaker 1: He like a father figure to you. He fifty seven,
• 55:04
  Speaker 1: she probably the same age, a little lot of shape.
• 55:08
  Speaker 1: Ain't what she was mad about it? So now he
• 55:12
  Speaker 1: invited you to his home. He ain't said nothing about
• 55:17
  Speaker 1: his wife. Most men don't bring up crazy people. Yeah,
• 55:23
  Speaker 1: we don't go man and show enjoyed talking to you,
• 55:25
  Speaker 1: because this helper I live with he would never say that,
• 55:31
  Speaker 1: but I figured she would be just as sweet as
• 55:34
  Speaker 1: he was. I took a lobott of moscatto with me
• 55:38
  Speaker 1: to took a botta moscatto with me as a thank
• 55:41
  Speaker 1: you for the dinner invitation. Now let me explain something
• 55:45
  Speaker 1: to you. Hood people ain't really up on moscatto. You
• 55:53
  Speaker 1: had to take something else. Morgan David Man of Shiv
• 56:02
  Speaker 1: and the Greens. Harvey's Bristol Creek, Yeah, something like that. Yeah,
• 56:09
  Speaker 1: some Harvey Bristol cream cold up. Yeah, it takes some spanyarding.
• 56:15
  Speaker 1: That spanyard. You had to take something that's really cooling,
• 56:21
  Speaker 1: something where she would go O wine in the box.
• 56:27
  Speaker 1: You know, you over there with your little uppity cute
• 56:30
  Speaker 1: ass talking about some bottle of muscato. Don't nobody in
• 56:33
  Speaker 1: here drake mosquito? Stupid? We never had no mosquito before.
• 56:43
  Speaker 1: What she gotta be that from gonna bring a bottle
• 56:49
  Speaker 1: of mosquito with these tight ass pants on. I can't
• 56:54
  Speaker 1: get a mosquito between them pants and your ass either.
• 56:59
  Speaker 1: Hang on a right come back from Pert two. I
• 57:02
  Speaker 1: think at twenty three after the hour, the subject is
• 57:05
  Speaker 1: I can't call her husband daddy right after this. You're listening,
• 57:12
  Speaker 1: all right? Come on, Steve, Let's recap today's Strawberry letter.
• 57:15
  Speaker 1: Subject attitude. This letter is about nasty attitude from a
• 57:21
  Speaker 1: certain woman. And I'm just trying to draw attention to
• 57:24
  Speaker 1: what I think this attitude. Young girl still got it
• 57:30
  Speaker 1: going on, still still sitting up old and lady at
• 57:34
  Speaker 1: the house. Everything to fail, So don't get mad at
• 57:39
  Speaker 1: me because I'm in here giving you another angle. This
• 57:42
  Speaker 1: is an angle of a strawberry letter that I'm doing.
• 57:45
  Speaker 1: My mama was a full figured woman, so that ain't
• 57:48
  Speaker 1: what this is about. I love my mama before I
• 57:50
  Speaker 1: loved anybody. This is about this evil he for right
• 57:53
  Speaker 1: here because this lady thought that he was gonna be
• 57:59
  Speaker 1: sweet jest like her play daddy chief in the be
• 58:02
  Speaker 1: your play mama here. The only problem his wife had
• 58:07
  Speaker 1: in fighted y'all the Thanksgiving dinner he did because he
• 58:11
  Speaker 1: never talked about his wife, because he's scared of them.
• 58:15
  Speaker 1: He lived fifth. Why would you bring that up? Why
• 58:18
  Speaker 1: is he afraid of his Wife's called something wrong with him.
• 58:24
  Speaker 1: She's been sliding off as the years go back. She's
• 58:27
  Speaker 1: only fifty seven. Seed. You've seen some fifty seven year olds,
• 58:31
  Speaker 1: and look eighty. You seen a lot of fifty seven
• 58:37
  Speaker 1: year olds, Look seventy. I think that's the case. I
• 58:41
  Speaker 1: took a battle of moscato over there. That's way too
• 58:45
  Speaker 1: bushehood people here. She come in here with this bottle
• 58:50
  Speaker 1: of mosquito, Scott, moscato. Ain't nobody bought you no damn
• 58:57
  Speaker 1: bottle of mosquitos? She thinking all the wine. She could
• 59:03
  Speaker 1: have had any green bawl the coat, could have bought
• 59:09
  Speaker 1: a foty of Mickey's All up and you can set
• 59:11
  Speaker 1: up here, and bought this cheap musquito. His wife greeted me.
• 59:17
  Speaker 1: She was polite, but not very talkative. She was finishing
• 59:21
  Speaker 1: up dinner while my play Dann and I had a
• 59:25
  Speaker 1: glass of wine and watched the game. And it did
• 59:27
  Speaker 1: you know, we don't watch the game to after we eat.
• 59:32
  Speaker 1: And you have got a glass of wine and that
• 59:34
  Speaker 1: watching the game. She adn't that finishing up dinner. She
• 59:38
  Speaker 1: was sitting there at the table eating another plate. This
• 59:42
  Speaker 1: is my husband, herman know I had three servings, three servings.
• 59:49
  Speaker 1: Now he didn't took your skin ass in there watching
• 59:51
  Speaker 1: the damn game. Leggings and she leggings and a crop top.
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 1: Tell me where her belly was out. She's sitting up
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 1: in there and got a housecoat on from Walmart. Than yeah,
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 1: that you just slide over your head. It's a one piece.
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 1: Sometimes it's a tent. Now you're not sitting up with
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 1: your play. Dad had a glass of wine watching the
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 1: game in the den, just the two of them. But
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 1: they ended then they weren't in the bedroom. They ended
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 1: damn den. Then she said I must have given off
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 1: the wrong vibe them tight an pass you damn right,
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 1: because she's sitting over there with a pair of dockers
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 1: on looking jet light leggings. I she said they were
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 1: dressed nicely. She said, I had on a crop topping
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 1: leggings and they were dressed nicely. Okay, Because his wife
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 1: seemed to get irritated with me quickly. It didn't help
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 1: that I had on a crop top and some leggings.
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 1: They were dressed nicely. Thing I know. She started to
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 1: the den and going off. She stayed with what is
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 1: this play? Daughter? Mess? Yes, she didn't, and it went
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 1: down What is this play? Daughter? Sugar Honey? Iced team
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 1: sugar honey, iced tea. You ain't no damn played daughter
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 1: sitting up in there with your own ass playing. It
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 1: went downhill from there, your play. Dad did not defend me.
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 1: He can't can't take her for you in her house
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 1: Tilda and came up in here, raising hell, what's her name? Tilda?
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 1: Tilda Tilling came in here, damn. Then then instead he
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 1: fixed me to go play and ask me to leave
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 1: right there. I told you the food with Finnish. He
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 1: didn't got some fall and made her playing baby, baby,
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 1: you're gonna gonna go now. I was shocked and hurt
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 1: because she invited her to dinner. Man, everybody take it
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 1: to go plate something to remember the date by. I
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 1: was shocked and hurt and can't believe he let her
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 1: go off on on on us like that. Wait a minute, no, no,
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 1: it was you. He can't stop at What you cannot
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 1: do is defending another woman to your wife. I think
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 1: she owes me an apology, and where you think she's
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 1: gonna give you this apology because you're betting I take
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 1: your heads back over there, because all this was was
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 1: a warning shot. You just sat that long enough you'd
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 1: been you'd have been on the news. You'd have been
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 1: on the ten o'clock news that night. This is Houston
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 1: letter right here. Now. He'd been distant at work, told
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 1: you he was scared of him, And I don't know
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 1: what to say to him. You can't say nothing to him.
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 1: I hope we can still have a cool relationship. That's
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 1: over you, Stephen Sherley, How should I handle this handling
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 1: like it's over? Let me tell you you better not
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 1: take your ass back over there like a crop top
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 1: and leggings. For sure, you can go over there in
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 1: the choir room. We get that same ass and some
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 1: doctors immediately right now, don't go back over the time
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 1: about she owe you an apology. She ain't finn apologize.
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 1: I've very rarely ever seen old black people apologize in
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 1: their house. Now, my mama got mad and my daddy
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 1: one time said slick telling tell her you sigh, I
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 1: ain't telling the sugar sugarhunt she want to hear apology.
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 1: You can gonna say two damns, but I ain't finishing. Look,
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 1: we gotta get out of here. Steve, how you asked me?
• 1:03:57
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• 1:04:00
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• 1:04:05
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• 1:04:14
  Speaker 1: Truth be told. Come on, Junior. I don't know who
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 1: these people are and where it comes from. But on Saturday, Yeah,
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 1: why do you call it any human being? Before eight o'clock?
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 1: What do we have to talk about at seven to
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 1: fifteen am? There's nothing I want to talk. Like my
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 1: boy called me at seven come out what you're doing?
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 1: Dog is sad. I'm trying to sleep, yea all trying
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 1: to do well here. The thing about it is like
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 1: he said, dog, did you see? I ain't seen nothing?
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 1: Seventh fifteen? Love deep, people need to go. I'm talking.
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 1: Just don't jump off in dread. The phone shouldn't even
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 1: be allowed to work, but foe until after eight, after ten,
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 1: it won't ring shit. Well, I'm just what made you
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 1: get up pick your phone up saying damn you know
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 1: who I ain't called? Let me call him right now?
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 1: And what time? At seven fifteen? First of all, I
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 1: ain't formulate a thought, and then you're another brown man
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 1: talking to another brow man as I lay in bed. Really,
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 1: this is not comfortable. I'm not comfortable when you heard
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 1: me saying hello, Hello, you gonna fall dog? Guess what
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 1: what at seven fifteen? What? Why am I guessing? I
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 1: ain't got no shirt on right now? No, I ain't
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 1: got no shirt on? You sleep? What shirt? I'm just asking,
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 1: however I sleep, It ain't none of your fifteen I'm
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 1: just something comfortable with the conversation, That's all I'm saying. Okay, yash,
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 1: just just just find something else that. Don't call people
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 1: no more? Okay, that's all. I just want to say,
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 1: what's the earliest you can take ten thirty, seven fifteen
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 1: on the same Yeah, ten thirty. I want to get up,
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 1: have my coffee, enjoy my morning. What do you call
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 1: me at seven fifteen? I ain't got no shirt all
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 1: you talk about getting what? This is uncomfortable. It's uncomfortable
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 1: you laying horizon talking to another man, except don't I
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 1: got I got I got one leg in the bed,
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 1: one leg out the be Yes, what man? That's all
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 1: I want to say. Just stop calling me ten thirty,
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 1: ten thirty earlier. Don't call it You'll be upset. Yeah,
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 1: and the person I'm talking about it is Jake want
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 1: y'all know wow, Just won't try. You know we agreed
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 1: not to bring that up. We agree to agree that
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 1: same time we agreed that you would not both for y'all.
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 1: Come on, I think you agree with both of y'all.
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 1: Both y'all sick ass niece, some women lady something to do,
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 1: y'all waking up by y'all shirt on you? Why is
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 1: ll y'all issues ain't even real? I mean that fault?
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  Speaker 1: We agree? All right? Thank you? Ju here we get
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  Speaker 1: it now. You're listening to show. All right, So Steve,
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  Speaker 1: here's a question for you. Since you're the CLO, the
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  Speaker 1: chief love officer. All right, how long do you think
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  Speaker 1: it takes before couples, you know, have the talk about
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 1: how to label their relationship? And I'm asking you that
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 1: because a new study, this is according to a new study, uh,
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  Speaker 1: it says that it takes on average six weeks to
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  Speaker 1: have what, um, you know, what we are talking and
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  Speaker 1: to label the relationship. Well, you know when you have
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 1: to talk about your relationship and putting labels on where
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  Speaker 1: are we going? Where? You know, what are we doing?
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  Speaker 1: You know, what are we doing? Should have it at
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 1: is a restaurant? No? No, no, no no, I said,
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  Speaker 1: you know, like when when and the what time in
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 1: the relationship should we have it? I think ninety days? Okay,
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 1: I think for a woman's sake, I think a woman
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  Speaker 1: has to get a determination, get some type of idea
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 1: of where this is going. Okay, when she finds that out,
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  Speaker 1: just give it up because that's ninety days. Well, you
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 1: know you don't have to do it as a guy
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 1: a minium mighty, don't mean give it up, but go ahead,
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 1: but you know, um, ninety days. You should have an
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  Speaker 1: idea where it's going. You have every right to know
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 1: and ask a man what it is its head. Okay,
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 1: another question, Steve, how should they bring it up? How
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 1: should you broach that subjectin no damn text messages for
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 1: you know? You know, if a woman is curious about
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 1: what the relationship is, she got to bring it up.
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 1: If a man wants it to find it, he needs
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 1: to bring it. But and how should they do that?
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 1: That was my original? Hey, where we're going? Just right
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 1: out with it? I said, I where we're going? What
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 1: is all this? What we're doing? In that tone? No,
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 1: but that's the man, because that can't be the woman. Well, hello, wait,
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 1: surely don't rush pass that. Wait, basement could be I'm
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 1: just asking too, though, Steve, don't you think that? I
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 1: don't know for women sometimes they might feel it's kind
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 1: of awkward or they don't know how to do that,
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 1: to just come right out with it and say, Hey,
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 1: where we going with this relationship? What are we? Yeah?
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 1: That you just saying come right on out with it? Well,
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 1: I mean, you know it's you could try to like
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 1: round about So can I ask you a question? Yeah,
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 1: my girlfriends are starting to ask me what type of
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 1: relationship is this? What should I say? Okay? You know
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  Speaker 1: what should I be saying to people? And let him
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 1: give you an day? Yeah that's what that's now, that's
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 1: what I wanted to know. Yeah, how that's what I
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 1: figured to me. But that's good, clo, that's good. So
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 1: wait like ninety days to even bring up the talk
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 1: and kind of ease into it. You're saying, kind of
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 1: ease into it, right, ninety days, ladies, you have every
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 1: right to be able to say, okay, so what do
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 1: we have? Especially if ninety days you start passing out
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 1: that cookie. There's no reason for you to pass out
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 1: the cookie and not understand what it is. Okay, you know,
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 1: if we if we're in a committed relationship, you should
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 1: know that. I'd want to know that before I passed
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 1: out the cookie. Yeah, right? Is this a monogamous relationship?
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 1: Are we committed? Exclusive? Are we exclusive? What is it?
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 1: I need to know? Okay? You know that makes sense,
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 1: don't Oh? Yes, yes, yes? And then you say when
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 1: you want to bring the subject up, you kind of
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 1: ease into it, you know, just slide it to him,
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 1: you know what I mean? Hey, look, now we've been
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 1: dating for a while, and my girlfriends and co workers
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 1: are starting to ask me what is this we have? So,
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 1: I mean, how would you like for me to address
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 1: you or describe you what I'm talking to other people,
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 1: you know, kind of put it on them a little bit. Yeah,
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 1: and what and what should the woman say if the
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 1: man asked her? Or will a man ask her that question?
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, of course dudes they want to know.
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 1: And what should the woman say? You know the truth?
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 1: I mean, you know, a guy could say, hey, baby,
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 1: look we've been at this for a little while. Are
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 1: we exclusive or no? And then if it's exclusive, you
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 1: gotta tell him yes. And if it's not thing, you
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 1: just got to say, hey, no, it's not really exclude.
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 1: I'm seeing some other people. Okay, all right, well, thank
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 1: you exactly, Thank you. See Elo, We'll be back with
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 1: more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show right after this.
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 1: You're listening, all right, So say this segment it's called
• 1:12:00
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• 1:12:03
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• 1:12:08
  Speaker 1: old school names. If you know them, they out there.
• 1:12:12
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• 1:12:14
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• 1:12:16
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• 1:12:22
  Speaker 1: back in the day. I was gonna nor my name, sister.
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 1: What's your name? My name is sister. Shister pronounced sisters,
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 1: old school name my comedians had. A sister is also
• 1:12:52
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• 1:12:59
  Speaker 1: names that were yours when you was a baby. They
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 1: still try to call you that, like bring your girl
• 1:13:06
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• 1:13:09
  Speaker 1: you as little Pepe everyone everybody, big, big P, nowp
• 1:13:20
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• 1:13:25
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• 1:13:28
  Speaker 1: a little people in front of down? He ain't got
• 1:13:31
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• 1:13:37
  Speaker 1: coming up. It's more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 1: at thirty three after the hour. You're listening Steve Harvey
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 1: Morning Show. All right, Steve, So you have a major
• 1:13:48
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• 1:13:58
  Speaker 1: as knowledgeable as I've become over the years, that God
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 1: has given me an opportunity to see some wonderful places
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 1: around the world. My wife and I and some of
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 1: my family members, but mostly my wife and I. We've
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 1: been doing this Saying It Soul. Now, listen to this, everybody.
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 1: It's what I want you to know, because I want
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 1: to talk to you about the Saying Soul Festival twenty twenty. Huh.
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 1: I've been putting on this festival. A lot of comedies,
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 1: some concerts, empowerment, relaxation at luxury all inclusive resorts. I'm
• 1:14:33
  Speaker 1: doing it now for the past three years and it
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 1: just keeps getting better and better. Now. We just hosted
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 1: this last year's event and it was absolutely off the chain. Now,
• 1:14:42
  Speaker 1: me and Marjorie was out on the dance floor with y'all,
• 1:14:45
  Speaker 1: my girls out there in the pool with Lisa Ray
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  Speaker 1: I heard about that that was not playing. They ended
• 1:14:51
  Speaker 1: up hosting the pool party out there, but y'all was
• 1:14:54
  Speaker 1: clowning out there in that audience on the Showtime a
• 1:14:57
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  Speaker 1: I saw some old friends. I actually bought down up
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• 1:15:09
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• 1:15:11
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• 1:15:13
  Speaker 1: to check out the video that you can see what
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 1: I'm talking about that I'm releasing from this year's event.
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 1: But now next year, we are all doing all of this,
• 1:15:24
  Speaker 1: but we are going to add a couple of things
• 1:15:27
  Speaker 1: due to popular demand. And we listen to our audience.
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 1: They've been loyal and so they told us what they want.
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  Speaker 1: So we've been doing some thinking and we moved in
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  Speaker 1: and we shift some stuff around. We're adding all new, sexy,
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 1: all white, dinner on the beach with live music, and
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  Speaker 1: then this year I've added toy. I've watched my clientele.
• 1:15:48
  Speaker 1: I said, man, you know, don't be slick. We love Spades,
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 1: we love dominoes. I said, dog Gonis Steve. While we
• 1:15:56
  Speaker 1: down that clown and when they get nightfall, we're gonna
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 1: have us a Spade bid with in domino tournament with
• 1:16:04
  Speaker 1: cash prize. Oh man, We're just gonna sit down and
• 1:16:07
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• 1:16:16
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• 1:16:24
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• 1:16:37
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• 1:16:47
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• 1:16:50
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• 1:16:55
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  Speaker 1: all right, Steve thank you. Coming up, last break of
• 1:17:29
  Speaker 1: the day on this Friday. It's been a good day,
• 1:17:31
  Speaker 1: it's been a good week. We'll be back with Steve
• 1:17:34
  Speaker 1: and his closing remarks right after this at forty nine
• 1:17:37
  Speaker 1: after the hour you're listening show. All right, Steve, we've
• 1:17:42
  Speaker 1: come to the end of the road for this week.
• 1:17:44
  Speaker 1: This is our last break of the day on this Friday.
• 1:17:48
  Speaker 1: Leave us with some closing remarks. Please, you know something, man,
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  Speaker 1: I'm not gonna take long to tell you this, but
• 1:17:57
  Speaker 1: what's the old say that the grass is always greener
• 1:18:02
  Speaker 1: on the other side. So when you hear that, what
• 1:18:07
  Speaker 1: they're saying is almost like a warning to people be
• 1:18:12
  Speaker 1: careful because it always appears that the grass is greener
• 1:18:19
  Speaker 1: on the other side. And so many people spending their
• 1:18:23
  Speaker 1: life standing at the fence looking at somebody else's grass
• 1:18:32
  Speaker 1: and then acknowledging the fact that they grass is greener.
• 1:18:39
  Speaker 1: It causes you to do nothing about your own yard.
• 1:18:46
  Speaker 1: And then some people have the audacity, and you see
• 1:18:50
  Speaker 1: it on the internet all the time that if they
• 1:18:52
  Speaker 1: look over there and your grass is greener, they try
• 1:18:55
  Speaker 1: to kill the grass or throw some weeds in it.
• 1:19:00
  Speaker 1: But you know what I come away with I don't
• 1:19:02
  Speaker 1: worry about that, because here's what I know. I'm too
• 1:19:08
  Speaker 1: busy working on my own grass to notice if yours
• 1:19:13
  Speaker 1: is greener. That's really the truth. I'm really so busy
• 1:19:20
  Speaker 1: working on my own grass that I don't have time
• 1:19:23
  Speaker 1: to notice if yours is greener. Because if it is greener,
• 1:19:28
  Speaker 1: let's suppose your grass is greener, why can't mind be
• 1:19:31
  Speaker 1: just as green. I ain't saying we're gonna have the
• 1:19:35
  Speaker 1: same yard. We're just talking about the color of the
• 1:19:39
  Speaker 1: grass that's in your yard. You don't have to have
• 1:19:42
  Speaker 1: the same size house I got. You ain't got to
• 1:19:45
  Speaker 1: have the same size house Ed ain't got. You ain't
• 1:19:48
  Speaker 1: got to have the same size house Oprah got. You
• 1:19:52
  Speaker 1: ain't gonna have the same size yard they got. But
• 1:19:56
  Speaker 1: if you take care of your business, you can and
• 1:20:00
  Speaker 1: have grass just as green as everybody else. If you
• 1:20:03
  Speaker 1: just handle your business. The gold in life is to
• 1:20:09
  Speaker 1: get your grass to be as green as it can.
• 1:20:14
  Speaker 1: So when you go outside to pick your crops, it
• 1:20:17
  Speaker 1: got some fruit to bath. And God will always supply
• 1:20:22
  Speaker 1: your needs. So even though it may look like somebody
• 1:20:24
  Speaker 1: got made more fruit and they orchard, let me tell
• 1:20:28
  Speaker 1: you something. If you can't if you got an orchard
• 1:20:34
  Speaker 1: full of apple tree, a thousand apple trees, and I
• 1:20:42
  Speaker 1: got one apple tree in my yard, but you got
• 1:20:44
  Speaker 1: a thousand apple trees in your yard. When it's time
• 1:20:48
  Speaker 1: to need, how many apples can you eat? Let's say
• 1:20:52
  Speaker 1: you eat apple six apples, that make you fool. My
• 1:20:56
  Speaker 1: one tree got six apples on it, so we both fool.
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  Speaker 1: See at one point in time, you're gonna have to
• 1:21:02
  Speaker 1: get content with where you are in your process of
• 1:21:06
  Speaker 1: the journey. Stop looking at everybody grass, Stop looking at
• 1:21:10
  Speaker 1: everybody orchard. They grass greener than mind, They got more
• 1:21:14
  Speaker 1: apple trees than mind. Hey man, eat apples off your tree.
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  Speaker 1: You might find out that you have enough. But if
• 1:21:20
  Speaker 1: you could wear and counting mind, you're gonna mess around
• 1:21:23
  Speaker 1: and let worms get on yours. I'm too busy working
• 1:21:27
  Speaker 1: on my own grass to even notice that your grass
• 1:21:31
  Speaker 1: is greener. Change your commitment to everybody else and from
• 1:21:35
  Speaker 1: everybody else's business, Change your commitment to your business. If
• 1:21:39
  Speaker 1: you the time you spend worried about them, looking at them,
• 1:21:43
  Speaker 1: talking about them, if you took that same amount of
• 1:21:46
  Speaker 1: time and spend it on yourself, you have any idea
• 1:21:48
  Speaker 1: what you could accomplish. That's why haters man in so
• 1:21:53
  Speaker 1: much trouble. Man, you don't even understand. Let people hate
• 1:21:56
  Speaker 1: all they want. They tending to too many other people's business.
• 1:22:03
  Speaker 1: Don't get in the hate business. It serves nobody. And
• 1:22:07
  Speaker 1: that's another thing. Somebody asked me how to I deal
• 1:22:10
  Speaker 1: with my haters. I keep all my haters in my classroom.
• 1:22:14
  Speaker 1: I just got them watching me because that's all they
• 1:22:17
  Speaker 1: can do. They can't stop nothing God has for me.
• 1:22:21
  Speaker 1: They can't take away one blessing God gives me. They
• 1:22:25
  Speaker 1: can't do nothing to me. You can't bring no harm
• 1:22:28
  Speaker 1: on me that I won't be able to survive. I'm
• 1:22:32
  Speaker 1: not saying that it don't bother me sometime. I don't.
• 1:22:35
  Speaker 1: I'm not saying that people don't attack me sometime. But
• 1:22:39
  Speaker 1: when you get through attacking me, I'm a weather you'll storm.
• 1:22:43
  Speaker 1: I'm Isaiah forty three one and two. I can walk
• 1:22:46
  Speaker 1: through the rivers and not be overturned. The waters will
• 1:22:49
  Speaker 1: not overtake me. I can walk through the fire and
• 1:22:52
  Speaker 1: not be burned, nor were kindling set upon my clothing.
• 1:22:56
  Speaker 1: I haven't been through some fiery situations and came out
• 1:22:58
  Speaker 1: on the other side. And if that was no kindling.
• 1:23:02
  Speaker 1: There was no signs that I was even in a fire. Now,
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  Speaker 1: understand something, but that scripture does not say that when
• 1:23:09
  Speaker 1: you walk through the fire that it ain't gonna be
• 1:23:12
  Speaker 1: ungodly hot day. Now, It's been plenty hot for me
• 1:23:15
  Speaker 1: on plenty of days, many occasions. Oh, I'd have made
• 1:23:19
  Speaker 1: some mistakes in front of the world before I didn't.
• 1:23:22
  Speaker 1: Had to deal with some stuff. But when I got
• 1:23:25
  Speaker 1: through what no signs that I was ever in a fire.
• 1:23:29
  Speaker 1: That's the God, I said. I have no concern about
• 1:23:35
  Speaker 1: what people say they're gonna do to me. I have
• 1:23:38
  Speaker 1: no concern about how green your grass is. On the
• 1:23:42
  Speaker 1: other side, I have no concern about how many apple
• 1:23:47
  Speaker 1: trees in your orchard. I'm too busy tending to my
• 1:23:52
  Speaker 1: own grass to even notice that yours is greener. And
• 1:23:56
  Speaker 1: if I do look over that, congratulations on your beautiful green,
• 1:24:00
  Speaker 1: I'm getting mine there too. That's all it is. Fix
• 1:24:04
  Speaker 1: your attitude, change your attitude, you'll change your altitude. Those
• 1:24:11
  Speaker 1: are my closing remarks. Surely drop the MIC's that was good.
• 1:24:20
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