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- 0:02Speaker 1: Y'all know what time to y'all don't know y'all have
- 0:09Speaker 1: a suit looking back the back down, giving them more
- 0:15Speaker 1: like the million buck things in it coubles me true
- 0:20Speaker 1: good it Steve har listening to the movie together for stum, Please,
- 0:38Speaker 1: I don't join join me in doing me. You gotta
- 1:01Speaker 1: turning you're going to do. You gotta turn to turn
- 1:41Speaker 1: them out. Turn you haven't got to turn them out?
- 1:44Speaker 1: Then turn the water the water go. Come come on
- 1:58Speaker 1: your fad uh huh. I sure will come on and everybody,
- 2:04Speaker 1: y'all listen to the voice. Come on dig me now,
- 2:07Speaker 1: one and only. Steve Harvey. Uh how a radio show? Yep? Yep?
- 2:16Speaker 1: Sometimes I saw all I can say. Yea help man.
- 2:20Speaker 1: How far I've come is really unbelievable. But you know
- 2:23Speaker 1: I finally figured it out. Man. God allowed me to
- 2:29Speaker 1: have the life I've had so that I can become
- 2:32Speaker 1: experienced at so many different things. And then this experience
- 2:38Speaker 1: when I'm talking and sharing with people, I will be
- 2:41Speaker 1: able to relate to a lot of different circumstances, not exact,
- 2:45Speaker 1: but just the circumstances. You know. You know, if a
- 2:48Speaker 1: person comes to men, they say, man, I've been down
- 2:50Speaker 1: and out. Okay, well I know what that is, man.
- 2:53Speaker 1: I didn't I didn't have any direction. Okay, got that
- 2:56Speaker 1: been there. Man. At one point in time, I just
- 3:00Speaker 1: kept piling mistake on top of mistakes. Okay. So you know,
- 3:08Speaker 1: I think what I'm trying to say to everybody is
- 3:10Speaker 1: when you're going through life and life is dealing the
- 3:14Speaker 1: cards that it deals, I want you to understand that
- 3:18Speaker 1: life deals everybody these cards. The disappointment card, the setback card,
- 3:25Speaker 1: the failure card, the mishap card, the unexpected misery card.
- 3:32Speaker 1: Everybody gonna get, the grief card, everybody gonna get, the
- 3:37Speaker 1: rash of bad decision card, everybody gonna get them. Understand
- 3:42Speaker 1: that going in that everybody is gonna get these cards.
- 3:51Speaker 1: It's how you play them, though, you know, from time
- 3:54Speaker 1: to time, one more time, it's how you play them,
- 3:58Speaker 1: you know. From time to time, when I'm watching TV,
- 4:00Speaker 1: I love to watch the World Series of Poker. I
- 4:04Speaker 1: like watching poker tournaments on TV because it's it's really weird,
- 4:10Speaker 1: what's happened to a sport? To a poker? They're actually
- 4:13Speaker 1: trying to call it a sport, you know, And as
- 4:16Speaker 1: the everyday guy that doesn't have to be athletically inclined
- 4:20Speaker 1: to anything, who has a shot of winning a title
- 4:24Speaker 1: if they play their cards right. The best poker players
- 4:29Speaker 1: in the world don't have the best hands, They just
- 4:33Speaker 1: make the best plays. I've seen guys win a hand
- 4:38Speaker 1: with nine two in their hand that's nothing, and win
- 4:42Speaker 1: their hand because they knew the bluff, They knew the odds,
- 4:47Speaker 1: they calculated risks, they made the stakes higher than the
- 4:51Speaker 1: other person was willing to pay. They gave off the
- 4:55Speaker 1: illusion that they had something with an actuality. They had nothing.
- 5:01Speaker 1: So what I what I enjoy about poker and watching
- 5:04Speaker 1: it is that these people, these people here, played the
- 5:09Speaker 1: hand they dealt. And it ain't always a good hand.
- 5:13Speaker 1: But it ain't whether your hand is good. And it
- 5:16Speaker 1: ain't whether you're gonna get dealt bad cards or not.
- 5:18Speaker 1: Because you're gonna get dealt some bad cards. Everybody ain't
- 5:20Speaker 1: gonna get two bullets in their hand. You ain't gonna
- 5:22Speaker 1: get two aces when you get dealt. Uh. You know,
- 5:26Speaker 1: when you play and draw poker, some of your cards
- 5:28Speaker 1: gonna be nothing. But you got to turn that nothing
- 5:31Speaker 1: into something. So when you get dealt these cards in life,
- 5:34Speaker 1: it ain't the fact that you get keep getting them dealt.
- 5:36Speaker 1: I was talking with a young person yesterday and we
- 5:39Speaker 1: were talking and we keep having the same conversation over
- 5:43Speaker 1: and over and over, and they could not understand why
- 5:46Speaker 1: they were not moving forward. But I said, you don't understand.
- 5:49Speaker 1: Every time we talk we have the exact same conversation.
- 5:53Speaker 1: It is simply because you keep getting your cards and
- 5:58Speaker 1: you playing them the same way. See, until you make
- 6:01Speaker 1: a conscientious, the conscious decision to do something different, the
- 6:07Speaker 1: results will continue to be the same. See here's the
- 6:14Speaker 1: way this works. When you're dealt to disappointments in life,
- 6:18Speaker 1: it's how you handle the disappointments that determine the outcome
- 6:22Speaker 1: and who you are. Because everybody gonna be disappointment, Everybody
- 6:26Speaker 1: gonna lose a love one, Everybody gonna make a bad decision.
- 6:29Speaker 1: Everybody gonna end wake up one morning they have done
- 6:32Speaker 1: something they regretted. Everybody gonna get caught at the wrong time.
- 6:36Speaker 1: Every everybody gonna make a mistake. It ain't just you.
- 6:40Speaker 1: That is how you play your cards when they get
- 6:43Speaker 1: dealt to you, that determine who you are. Na how
- 6:46Speaker 1: do I play my cards better? First of all, it's
- 6:48Speaker 1: a mindset. Quit looking at everything as just the end.
- 6:52Speaker 1: When it happens to you, Oh lord, woe is me? Nah,
- 6:57Speaker 1: everybody got your circumstance answers somewhere. It ain't old. Woe
- 7:02Speaker 1: is me. It's hold on, man, Okay, let me play
- 7:05Speaker 1: this out to see how God then connected this to
- 7:08Speaker 1: something else. See. As soon as a person have a
- 7:10Speaker 1: set back, what's the first thing A lot of people do.
- 7:12Speaker 1: They go straight negative. I can't see him to get
- 7:14Speaker 1: a break. I can't see them move forward. Hold on, man,
- 7:18Speaker 1: do you realize this could be connected to something? See?
- 7:21Speaker 1: You got to understand, man, that this thing is all connected.
- 7:25Speaker 1: That you're not having these mishaps and these spills and
- 7:28Speaker 1: accidents and falls for no reason. It's so you can
- 7:31Speaker 1: become experienced at them. So when he takes you to
- 7:34Speaker 1: the next level when it happens again, you have no
- 7:36Speaker 1: how and how to handle it. If you keep throwing
- 7:39Speaker 1: yourself off the cliff every time something happened, you're just
- 7:43Speaker 1: gonna be a cliff diver. Man, Stop tripping yourself out.
- 7:47Speaker 1: I was talking to this young person, I kept saying,
- 7:49Speaker 1: and you know what they tried to tell me. I'm
- 7:52Speaker 1: trying to stay positive, but the people around here they're
- 7:55Speaker 1: just killing that. Oh, I see. So when you learn
- 7:59Speaker 1: something and you know something, you don't take ownership of it.
- 8:03Speaker 1: You allow other people to come into what you know
- 8:06Speaker 1: and believe and shake it loose from you. I don't
- 8:09Speaker 1: care who you are. You're not doing me like that.
- 8:11Speaker 1: Here's a deal. I have a gift that was given
- 8:14Speaker 1: to me from God. That is the gift of comedy.
- 8:16Speaker 1: That's what I've done. I've made the bulk of my
- 8:19Speaker 1: living on that skill set. Right there. That are comedians
- 8:23Speaker 1: who are supposedly friends of mine, who I've worked with,
- 8:26Speaker 1: who get around in huddles with one another and they say, man,
- 8:29Speaker 1: Steve really ain't funny. I don't see what they'd be
- 8:32Speaker 1: laughing at. He ain't funny to me. He wasn't the
- 8:35Speaker 1: funniest king to me. Excuse me, you're irrelevant in this
- 8:40Speaker 1: conversation because it regardless as to how you feel about me.
- 8:44Speaker 1: That are people think that I'm knocked down kill over funny.
- 8:47Speaker 1: But more importantly, I own the gift that God gave
- 8:51Speaker 1: to me. I take ownership of his blessing. Because you
- 8:54Speaker 1: don't think it's so, you ain't taking that from me.
- 8:57Speaker 1: Stop letting people steal your joy. Stop letting people take
- 9:01Speaker 1: what you're supposed to know. Look, I'm a I'm a
- 9:05Speaker 1: I'm a I'm a kind person at heart. Man. You
- 9:08Speaker 1: ain't nothing now, you said if it going, Man, I
- 9:10Speaker 1: guess I ain't what you're tripping for. You are a
- 9:13Speaker 1: kind person, own that, take ownership of it. Stop letting
- 9:20Speaker 1: things God has given you be taken away from others.
- 9:23Speaker 1: The devil's a cold player, and he got cold players
- 9:26Speaker 1: working for him, just shaking, just taking stuff from you.
- 9:29Speaker 1: You know, I'm a hard worker. I really am intelligent.
- 9:32Speaker 1: You stupid man. I thought I was a hard worker. Man.
- 9:36Speaker 1: They came in here and said I was stupid. Man,
- 9:38Speaker 1: I don't know what I'm doing wrong. What excuse me?
- 9:42Speaker 1: You're a very bright person. Hey, y'all, take ownership when
- 9:46Speaker 1: God gives you something, blesses you would have gifted talent,
- 9:48Speaker 1: a skill set, a mindset. Own it. Don't let people
- 9:52Speaker 1: come in here and take it from you. Man, Okay,
- 9:55Speaker 1: I probably shouldn't have went that. You're listening to show
- 10:02Speaker 1: ladies and gentlemen. Undivided attention is all that's necessary at
- 10:05Speaker 1: this point, because again, it is our only Crisp if
- 10:08Speaker 1: Friday to y'all, ye, Hey, ladies and gentlemen. Shirley Strawberry, Hey, Steve,
- 10:16Speaker 1: Happy Friday to you. Uhl fo real, oh right, never
- 10:22Speaker 1: mad on a Friday. What's up? Krill? Good morning? M
- 10:26Speaker 1: uh that down the boy, that's that's coming the furthest
- 10:32Speaker 1: j boy morning, U morning everybody. Friday and the food
- 10:38Speaker 1: of the Kings of Food. Yeah, nephew, tom Me ya ya,
- 10:42Speaker 1: sir Friday baby in the building. The nephew is here.
- 10:45Speaker 1: Let's get it, Craig, and let's let's make stupid our
- 10:48Speaker 1: proud altic. Can we do that today? Can we come on? Steve? No, Sureley,
- 10:55Speaker 1: that was Thomas request. I'm gonna make it a problem. Yeah,
- 10:59Speaker 1: I'm surely you want me to do it. You want
- 11:01Speaker 1: me to promise you, yes, that I'm gonna be ignorant today,
- 11:07Speaker 1: that I'm gonna shame you. Tommy has already done it.
- 11:10Speaker 1: What what say you? Okay, let's go here and guess
- 11:15Speaker 1: what What better way to do it than at six thirty?
- 11:19Speaker 1: Asked Steve. What better way to get the ignance at
- 11:22Speaker 1: the highest level. Okay, that's my suggestion. I'm with it.
- 11:28Speaker 1: We are still praying for our troops. Man, We're gonna
- 11:30Speaker 1: pray for peace. We make sure that everything stays where
- 11:34Speaker 1: it need to be. War is not good for anybody. Man.
- 11:37Speaker 1: If we could all just uniformly pray for peace and
- 11:40Speaker 1: to be the best thing for this country, especially for
- 11:42Speaker 1: our soldiers. We don't want to lose anybody. We have
- 11:47Speaker 1: lost enough because of war. And we still you know,
- 11:51Speaker 1: losing young men and women over there now, just in
- 11:54Speaker 1: Afghanistan and all these other places, and they serve in
- 11:58Speaker 1: a country. It's still happening, man. But we gotta I
- 12:01Speaker 1: think we need to. We need to pray for peace.
- 12:03Speaker 1: So that's what it's about. So and then after that,
- 12:06Speaker 1: let's just gonna have good time day. I'm with it.
- 12:11Speaker 1: I'm with it. It's Friday. Let's do it. I feel it.
- 12:13Speaker 1: And surely I promise you I will not let you
- 12:16Speaker 1: down today. Okay, are you going to embarrass me? I
- 12:19Speaker 1: give you my dog gone word. Tommy, are you going
- 12:24Speaker 1: to embarrass You're not gonna eye contact with me when
- 12:27Speaker 1: I get through the bank. Look at me and my junior.
- 12:32Speaker 1: You're a comedian. You gonna call my MoMA? I see yeah. Now,
- 12:42Speaker 1: I will say, let me just say this before Tommy
- 12:46Speaker 1: and Junior jump in this. I have been embarrassing people
- 12:50Speaker 1: longer than the two of you. Yes you have, sir,
- 12:52Speaker 1: yes you this is true. How we all have a
- 12:55Speaker 1: slight age. We have a specially sure this marks the
- 13:05Speaker 1: twentieth year anniversary that Sureley has been by my side.
- 13:09Speaker 1: And surely a matter of fact, because it's our twenty
- 13:13Speaker 1: year anniversary, Sureley, am I going to regret my request? Problem?
- 13:19Speaker 1: I will try to make you sound like yeah, coming up?
- 13:24Speaker 1: Let it begin, all right, the ignorance coming up at
- 13:28Speaker 1: thirty two after the hour. Uh you heard it. They've
- 13:33Speaker 1: promised to be real, real, embarrassingly ignorant today. Well it'll
- 13:37Speaker 1: start when we come back at thirty two after the house.
- 13:40Speaker 1: Don't get in my way. Right after this you're listening
- 13:44Speaker 1: to all right, before we went to break, these three
- 13:49Speaker 1: comedians on the show with their leader Steve Harvey, promised
- 13:55Speaker 1: to embarrass us today on this Friday. Yeah, we're gonna
- 14:01Speaker 1: kick it off Steve, and as Steve, here we go.
- 14:05Speaker 1: Thank you. All right, Steve, have you made any resolutions
- 14:10Speaker 1: for New Year? Okay? Now? One why I never make resolutions,
- 14:20Speaker 1: that's a true statement. Though I don't do resolutions. Everything
- 14:24Speaker 1: I'm gonna was thinking of improving on the December already started.
- 14:28Speaker 1: You know, now I did just one resolution I have
- 14:31Speaker 1: made and I made today. What's that my ass will
- 14:35Speaker 1: embarrass you today? Resolution? Also? Next question should pretty much
- 14:42Speaker 1: get it started, all right? Come on, what's the worst
- 14:47Speaker 1: friend you have? Who's the worst at all of your friends?
- 14:50Speaker 1: Who's the worst? Tommy blood? He didn't even hesitate? Yeah, Tommy,
- 15:01Speaker 1: why do you say that? Steve more my apartments than anybody,
- 15:05Speaker 1: messed up, more caused than anybody, barred more money than
- 15:09Speaker 1: anybody without getting it back, but got me in more
- 15:13Speaker 1: fights than any damn body. Left his damn bike at
- 15:16Speaker 1: the store. I had to kick the web brother and
- 15:18Speaker 1: him asked to get it back. Just all kind of
- 15:22Speaker 1: the worst damn buddy I've ever had. Next question, Carlin
- 15:29Speaker 1: said she has one. Okay, all right, here's a question.
- 15:32Speaker 1: If you had the world's attention for thirty seconds, what
- 15:38Speaker 1: would you say? I would like to say to all
- 15:42Speaker 1: the haters out there. I would like to say to
- 15:45Speaker 1: all the Trump supporters out there. I would like to
- 15:49Speaker 1: say to people out there who don't have well wishes
- 15:53Speaker 1: for other people. I would like to say to people
- 15:57Speaker 1: out there who are in the clan skinheads or any military,
- 16:03Speaker 1: militia and groups of that nature. I would like the
- 16:08Speaker 1: following people to kiss the dark circular portion. Oh my,
- 16:15Speaker 1: that's the sphincter. That's the sphincter. If I had thirty seconds,
- 16:24Speaker 1: I had no reason to bleach it because I've never
- 16:27Speaker 1: seen it. So I have no reason to bleach mine.
- 16:31Speaker 1: I've never seen it, nor do I have a desire
- 16:33Speaker 1: to see it. Yeah, okay, question, Okay, listen, I got
- 16:40Speaker 1: a new project I'm working on. I think it's something
- 16:43Speaker 1: to me and you can go into business on okay,
- 16:46Speaker 1: And I want to see if you will, you know,
- 16:48Speaker 1: back me a little bit. I got most of the
- 16:49Speaker 1: money beneed a little bit. I'm making gummy panis gummy panis,
- 16:54Speaker 1: and I'm wondering if you could actually just back me on.
- 16:57Speaker 1: I mean, it's something that ain't been done, you know,
- 17:00Speaker 1: you what god gum and pani. Well, I'm willing to
- 17:05Speaker 1: donate five sent to this idea because the idea ain't
- 17:10Speaker 1: worth a damn quarter. Next question, Wow, all right, Steve,
- 17:18Speaker 1: what's some advice you love to give advice? But what's
- 17:22Speaker 1: some advice you What is the advice that you would
- 17:25Speaker 1: give to someone who thinks they know everything. What advice
- 17:31Speaker 1: would I give to somebody who thinks they don't know? Yeah,
- 17:35Speaker 1: they don't really need your advice, but you know, because
- 17:39Speaker 1: well I would know everything, first of all, I would
- 17:41Speaker 1: know it. Since you think you know everything, why is
- 17:45Speaker 1: you asking me anything when clearly you are going to
- 17:50Speaker 1: do what the hell you want to do anyway? So
- 17:52Speaker 1: why don't you take you and all your ignorant decisions somewhere,
- 17:56Speaker 1: make them on your own, and then just let us
- 17:59Speaker 1: deal with the questions when you come and you need
- 18:01Speaker 1: a place to stay, need somebody to hold, you need
- 18:05Speaker 1: to ball some money, you know, need to go, help
- 18:09Speaker 1: find your car, You need a little bit to tide
- 18:12Speaker 1: you over till you get another job because you said
- 18:15Speaker 1: something crazy to your ball. All y'all think y'all know something.
- 18:18Speaker 1: That's all I like to say. That's what I'm willing
- 18:20Speaker 1: to do. That's all right, Okay? Well this huh? If
- 18:28Speaker 1: you had to go the crime spree, who is the
- 18:32Speaker 1: one person you could trust if you was ribbing banks?
- 18:36Speaker 1: Biggie wig are they're gonna get away big the one
- 18:44Speaker 1: person one right now, he gonna know how to do it,
- 18:51Speaker 1: get away with it. And if we get caught here
- 18:53Speaker 1: take the blame from me, because he's done it before.
- 19:00Speaker 1: Its loyal friend I've ever had, though. Yeah it's true. Yeah,
- 19:04Speaker 1: that's it's true. All right, Carlo, you got one. What
- 19:10Speaker 1: is the stupidest thing done on your own free will? Say? What?
- 19:22Speaker 1: Say that against the stupidest thing you've done on your
- 19:25Speaker 1: own free will? You've done? Oh? Jeeus, I can't help
- 19:30Speaker 1: the lists. The stupidest thing I've ever done? Yes, give
- 19:38Speaker 1: me an age, give me in your twenties, Oh in
- 19:44Speaker 1: my twenties, yes, Oh fault that if I dressed a
- 19:54Speaker 1: certain way and went to National City Bank in Cleveland
- 19:57Speaker 1: or how that day was going to loan me two
- 20:00Speaker 1: thousand dollars, I'll ask for two thousand dollars business. So yeah,
- 20:07Speaker 1: it was so stupid of them not to lend it
- 20:10Speaker 1: to you with the credit. I hate that information looked
- 20:17Speaker 1: like bay rupe houses. So this is ignorant Friday. Coming
- 20:24Speaker 1: up next, nephew Tommy would run that prank back right
- 20:28Speaker 1: after this you're listening to. Coming up at the top
- 20:34Speaker 1: of the hour, Entertainment News, Martin tells why he left
- 20:37Speaker 1: his TV show, and rumor has it that Eddie Murphy
- 20:41Speaker 1: has been sneaking into comedy clubs. Oh really, uh come back. Yeah.
- 20:47Speaker 1: We'll talk about all of these stories at the top
- 20:49Speaker 1: of the hour, but right now it is time for
- 20:51Speaker 1: the nephew to run that prank back on this ignorant Friday.
- 20:55Speaker 1: What you got neph condom recall? We gotta get him
- 21:01Speaker 1: back in here. Fella's condom recall. Run that cat now, Hello,
- 21:07Speaker 1: I'm trying to reach a I believe it's Mark Davidson.
- 21:10Speaker 1: Oh yes, yes, Now, well, um, this is uh, this
- 21:16Speaker 1: is very I work here. I'm the manager here at
- 21:19Speaker 1: what um is he gonna be? Is he gonna be
- 21:22Speaker 1: home in time soon? When he can maybe give me
- 21:24Speaker 1: a call? I can chat with him? Sure? I mean, so,
- 21:28Speaker 1: what's going on? Uh? Well, we got a transaction here
- 21:32Speaker 1: that he made on Friday of last week, and basically
- 21:37Speaker 1: what's going on is we've had a bad batch of
- 21:40Speaker 1: of condoms and there's actually a kind of recall. Uh
- 21:45Speaker 1: this was a credit card transaction. So we're trying our
- 21:48Speaker 1: best to reach out and get as many people as
- 21:50Speaker 1: we can to let them know that those those condoms
- 21:52Speaker 1: are defective. So there's a recall on the Magnum condoms
- 21:57Speaker 1: that we've had here at here at and what we're
- 22:00Speaker 1: trying to do is call everybody that has purchased them
- 22:02Speaker 1: within the last week. And you know, he purchased them
- 22:05Speaker 1: on Friday, So what we want to do is reach
- 22:08Speaker 1: out to him and let him know to bring those
- 22:09Speaker 1: to Wait. Wait, wait, I'm sorry. So you're saying that
- 22:13Speaker 1: Marcus purchased the condoms on Friday, the date I have
- 22:18Speaker 1: here on this transaction, man says pride Hill last week. Yes, ma'am,
- 22:22Speaker 1: we don't even use them. But for the fact that
- 22:25Speaker 1: you to call me talking about that my husband just
- 22:28Speaker 1: kind of last Friday when we don't even use them
- 22:31Speaker 1: at all, I'm so upset. Right now, okay, you know what.
- 22:34Speaker 1: Hold on, I'm gonna call him right now. A few plays,
- 22:36Speaker 1: we have to get the hang on. Hang on a second.
- 22:39Speaker 1: Would you rather give me his sale and I give
- 22:42Speaker 1: him a call and let him know what's going on.
- 22:44Speaker 1: Could you just give me his number? Oh no, no, no, no,
- 22:47Speaker 1: I'm calling him myself right now. Hold on, by what's up?
- 22:53Speaker 1: I'm about to get in the chair. What's what's up?
- 22:55Speaker 1: I'm at the barber shop. I'm getting in the chair
- 22:57Speaker 1: right now. No, I think you need to get up
- 22:59Speaker 1: and go out side, because what I about to say?
- 23:01Speaker 1: You don't want to talk about this in front of
- 23:03Speaker 1: your Wait? What what's wait? Okay, give me a second,
- 23:06Speaker 1: bout one second? Five minute? What what's going on? What's up?
- 23:09Speaker 1: What's up? We wait? Don't be expecting the front of
- 23:12Speaker 1: the folks. First of all, So why do I get
- 23:14Speaker 1: a phone call from like the measurable talking about you
- 23:18Speaker 1: worked some condoms and they were effective last friday? Wait? What? Wait? What? Baby?
- 23:25Speaker 1: What are you talking about? What are you talking? What
- 23:28Speaker 1: am I talking about? You? Tell me when I'm talking
- 23:29Speaker 1: about you? Tell me what are you talking about? Crazy?
- 23:32Speaker 1: I'm trying. No, I'm not crazy, I'm not crazy. This
- 23:35Speaker 1: is real. Cut the book down and tell me what
- 23:38Speaker 1: the what's all right? Now? Excuse me? Hello? Hello? Who? Who?
- 23:44Speaker 1: Who is this on my line? Who are you calling
- 23:45Speaker 1: me on the phone? Who is this? Okay? How are
- 23:47Speaker 1: you doing your markets? Correct? Who is this? I'm Barry?
- 23:52Speaker 1: I worked, I'm the general manager at what and we
- 23:55Speaker 1: were calling Barry? Wait? Wait, wait, Barry? How you get
- 23:57Speaker 1: my number? Why are my wife's calling me talking about
- 24:00Speaker 1: crazy about a condoms? Trump? Barry? What's what's happening? To
- 24:02Speaker 1: get to the point, Bro, y'all crazy, You're crazy? Who
- 24:07Speaker 1: is what's your name? My name is? My name is
- 24:10Speaker 1: Barry On the general manager here, and basically what we
- 24:14Speaker 1: have a condom recall and we have your credit card
- 24:17Speaker 1: and you made a transaction, uh dispatch from very very
- 24:22Speaker 1: very very What the are you talking about? Really? You know,
- 24:30Speaker 1: be quiet, Tira, Could you be quiet that I'm trying
- 24:33Speaker 1: to get because this is crazy. I'm trying to get ahead.
- 24:36Speaker 1: Con got this, okay, So, sir, what it is is
- 24:38Speaker 1: we have a transaction with your credit card that condoms
- 24:42Speaker 1: for purchasing. And what's happening is those condums are despective,
- 24:45Speaker 1: so we're doing a recall on all of them. So
- 24:47Speaker 1: we're trying to get those condums back. We don't want
- 24:49Speaker 1: to Barry. Yes, first of all, you made a mistake.
- 24:54Speaker 1: You couldn't possibly have my my credit contract. You you really,
- 24:57Speaker 1: s Barry, this is my family. I don't I don't
- 25:03Speaker 1: play about my family. Then what are you talking about
- 25:06Speaker 1: that I've stayed even, sir? We this card. This is
- 25:10Speaker 1: how we got the number to your home when your
- 25:12Speaker 1: wife is and we were trying to actually just read.
- 25:14Speaker 1: We weren't trying to create any problems. We just wanted
- 25:17Speaker 1: to let you know that the commons were defect. That's right.
- 25:20Speaker 1: I don't know, Marcus. Baby. First of all, Baby, you're
- 25:24Speaker 1: doing a lot on them on the phone in front
- 25:25Speaker 1: of Barry. I don't even know what it's coming. Frost
- 25:27Speaker 1: a lot. Now you're doing a lot. You're doing a
- 25:30Speaker 1: lot listening. Baby, Now we discussed it. We passed this
- 25:33Speaker 1: part in our relationship. I told you that I was
- 25:35Speaker 1: done already. I told you that, Barry. So I apologize. Listen,
- 25:40Speaker 1: Well you did you did? You? Were you and Walgreens
- 25:43Speaker 1: on Friday of last week? Sir? I was not with these.
- 25:46Speaker 1: These were purchased Friday, around six o'clock Friday evening of
- 25:50Speaker 1: last week, Barry, that's what. He wasn't home, I mean
- 25:53Speaker 1: not much. It's very tacitated that he was at work
- 25:56Speaker 1: doing Oweth. Right, stop, let's see what picks Barry. See
- 26:03Speaker 1: you got my listen, you got my wife talking crazy?
- 26:05Speaker 1: I mean, what do you where? Is very very yeah,
- 26:12Speaker 1: it's like this is wrong, Baby, I didn't do this,
- 26:16Speaker 1: baby disgusting. First of all, we don't even use we
- 26:20Speaker 1: don't even use cut, baby, we don't even use at
- 26:24Speaker 1: my Why this was a pack of twelve, you know,
- 26:29Speaker 1: rememor bying it? Well, pack of magnus. I don't we
- 26:34Speaker 1: cast that this is a lie? Why you want here
- 26:37Speaker 1: believe in this? You know what I mean? I wouldn't. Very,
- 26:44Speaker 1: I can't believe you're doing this. Hold on, hold on,
- 26:47Speaker 1: I'm very Yeah, I didn't. I'm here. I didn't do this.
- 26:53Speaker 1: You got to be out of your game. Man, calling
- 26:56Speaker 1: me with this? You got you gotta be out because
- 26:58Speaker 1: you gotta be out of your mind? Are you the
- 26:59Speaker 1: person I'm about the damn? You did nothing? You're the
- 27:04Speaker 1: person I'm keeping on your watch. Dude, I didn't do this.
- 27:09Speaker 1: I didn't do this. Tom Me the one did it?
- 27:10Speaker 1: It wasn't me. Wait what Barey, I don't know? Know Tommy,
- 27:14Speaker 1: I'm saying, Tommy one told Tommy told me to call
- 27:17Speaker 1: you because you're the one bought the com Tommy saying
- 27:20Speaker 1: you bought who's timing you? Tommy from a Steve harm
- 27:25Speaker 1: Me morning show? Both y'all just got prank. I gotta
- 27:35Speaker 1: be kitty tim SKay. Sorry your sister trich who got
- 27:40Speaker 1: me to prank? Y'all? Man? Well, I guess we're gonna
- 27:42Speaker 1: be leaving highest the holidays. Huh could you ain't you
- 27:49Speaker 1: ain't churching me out on the phone. You know how
- 27:51Speaker 1: I love you, You know you know how I feel
- 27:53Speaker 1: about all right, man, Buddy love Bob. Y'all, y'all gotta
- 27:57Speaker 1: tell me this. What is the baddest that I'm in?
- 28:00Speaker 1: The bad radio show in this land? Baby? Twenty twenty?
- 28:03Speaker 1: Tell me what is the Steve Harvey Morning Show? Right,
- 28:07Speaker 1: Steve Harlett Show? That is of recall? Get a me in, Fellas,
- 28:15Speaker 1: check out all your boxes, check them, Okay, check them.
- 28:18Speaker 1: Comedy zone, there is no recall. I will be their
- 28:21Speaker 1: comedy zone. That's MLK Weekend Thursday, Friday Saturday's July January
- 28:26Speaker 1: the sixteenth through the nineteen one on Thursday two Friday
- 28:29Speaker 1: to Saturday one on Sunday. That's MLKA Weekend. The Nephew
- 28:33Speaker 1: coming to Charlotte, North Carolina. Thank you, coming up at
- 28:36Speaker 1: the top of the hour. Entertainment and national news. We'll
- 28:40Speaker 1: do that when we come back right after this. You're
- 28:43Speaker 1: listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. Well. In a new GQ interview,
- 28:49Speaker 1: Martin Lawrence says that he left to sitcom Martin over
- 28:52Speaker 1: Tisha Campbell's sexual harassment claims. Tisha abruptly left the show,
- 28:57Speaker 1: and she quit in nineteen ninety seven after Martin started
- 29:01Speaker 1: having some behavioral behavioral issues. When the producer sued her
- 29:05Speaker 1: for quitting, she countersued with accusations against him. UH. They
- 29:11Speaker 1: reached an out of court settlement and she agreed to
- 29:14Speaker 1: return to the show only if she could film her
- 29:16Speaker 1: scenes separate from his. UH. Martin and Titia have since
- 29:20Speaker 1: moved on and have a good relationship now, but never
- 29:23Speaker 1: spoke about her claims. We don't need to talk about
- 29:26Speaker 1: something that just didn't happen, Martin said, So, I just
- 29:29Speaker 1: decided to walk away from the show. I just decided
- 29:32Speaker 1: to end it. People said that I got canceled, but
- 29:35Speaker 1: that wasn't the case. I decided just to leave the show.
- 29:39Speaker 1: Oh okay, I didn't know what had happened. I knew
- 29:42Speaker 1: some of it, but I didn't know that. Yes, yes, Well,
- 29:48Speaker 1: because probably Bad Boys is out, you know? Yeah? Yeah,
- 29:54Speaker 1: who did an interview with GQ. Wow, I want to
- 29:58Speaker 1: see that. You can't wait to see that movie? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, Martin,
- 30:03Speaker 1: one of the greatest showers. Yeah, we did to this day. Yeah. Characters. Well.
- 30:16Speaker 1: In other news, Eddie Murphy is on the comeback trail
- 30:19Speaker 1: as well. There's a rumor that he's working on his
- 30:23Speaker 1: new comedy. He's doing it in comedy clubs, his new material. Yeah,
- 30:27Speaker 1: so he's sneaking in comedy clubs getting on stage. I'm
- 30:31Speaker 1: sure shocking the audience, you know, those of us, those
- 30:34Speaker 1: of you know, the people there that are old enough
- 30:37Speaker 1: to know who he is and that he used to
- 30:39Speaker 1: do stand up. If you're a lot of people, don't
- 30:41Speaker 1: if you're alive today and you don't know who Eddie
- 30:43Speaker 1: Murphy is. Really seriously, seriously, if you are at a
- 30:49Speaker 1: comedy club, old enough, if you're nineteen twenty, but you
- 30:53Speaker 1: say you don't know who Eddie Murphy is, something seriously
- 30:56Speaker 1: wrong with you. No, No, this dude. He's got two
- 30:59Speaker 1: many movies. It's a legend that one hundred million dollars.
- 31:03Speaker 1: Do you know that only only Tom Hanks has more
- 31:07Speaker 1: one hundred million dollar box office movies? Wow, Eddie Murphy
- 31:11Speaker 1: and Eddie Murphy. Yeah yeah, well yeah, yeah, he's a
- 31:17Speaker 1: bad cold movies. And then Dolomite Is My Name is
- 31:22Speaker 1: movie on Netflix. It's the best movie I've seen this year.
- 31:27Speaker 1: Dolomite Is My Name, My Name? Loved Yeah, I love him.
- 31:39Speaker 1: According to page six, Eddie is changing up a few things.
- 31:43Speaker 1: He's allegedly gentler now, very politically correct now. And for
- 31:48Speaker 1: the record, Eddie is getting a reported seventy million dollars
- 31:52Speaker 1: from Netflix. So there you go. That's a nice note. Yeah,
- 31:57Speaker 1: that will make men politically corrected. Yeah, everything else. I
- 32:04Speaker 1: don't care if y'all like seventy million dollars for one special. Lord,
- 32:10Speaker 1: it's a nerf. You guy, it's Eddie Murder. That's I'm
- 32:15Speaker 1: okay with that. He still got it. We saw the
- 32:17Speaker 1: Saturday Night Live. I'm okay with it. Whoever ain't okay
- 32:22Speaker 1: with it? What he care? I am okay with it.
- 32:27Speaker 1: I can't believe they gain any sending to your dollars. So, Tommy,
- 32:31Speaker 1: what's your number for Netflix special? M? Five? Okay, Yeah,
- 32:38Speaker 1: I'm fine, I know your number? Way bigger man? What's
- 32:42Speaker 1: your man? I mean that don't mean they're gonna get
- 32:43Speaker 1: it to me? Yeah, but what is your number? Though?
- 32:47Speaker 1: For one? Yeah? For one? Hurry we gotta go fifty fifty?
- 32:52Speaker 1: Go ahead, all right? On that note, we're gonna go
- 32:56Speaker 1: to headline man, you either, but I'm gonna lose the
- 33:00Speaker 1: rest of my career, soul you just fifty tax free
- 33:09Speaker 1: to ladies and gentlemen, miss a and trip. Thank you
- 33:14Speaker 1: very much. Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau says this country
- 33:17Speaker 1: has intelligence indicating that Iran did shoot down the Ukrainian
- 33:22Speaker 1: passenger jet that went down in flames over to Iron
- 33:25Speaker 1: Wednesday night, killing all aboard, including more than sixty Canadians.
- 33:29Speaker 1: That's because only a few hours early, as tensions ran
- 33:31Speaker 1: high between the US and the Persian government over the
- 33:33Speaker 1: assassination of General Solomony, Iran had fired a bunch of
- 33:37Speaker 1: ballistic missiles at US military targets in Iraq. Iran is
- 33:41Speaker 1: still insisting that the plane had engine failure. Some people
- 33:43Speaker 1: lower theorizing that perhaps the Iranians thought that the plane
- 33:47Speaker 1: taking off was actually a missile, maybe fired by Americans
- 33:50Speaker 1: in retaliation for what they were doing on the basis
- 33:54Speaker 1: in Iraq and Washington. Yesterday, the House approved an actually
- 33:57Speaker 1: non binding measure that would limit President Trump's ability to
- 34:00Speaker 1: take military action against Iran without notifying the Congress. Republicans
- 34:04Speaker 1: says a little more than a press release designed to
- 34:06Speaker 1: attack the president. By the way, the claims that the
- 34:11Speaker 1: Trump made in his press conference earlier this week are
- 34:13Speaker 1: being fact checked. The Obama administration's UN Ambassador Susan Rice
- 34:17Speaker 1: is telling MSNBC's Andrea Mitchell that the whole thing was bogus.
- 34:22Speaker 1: Iran's hostilities substantially increased after the foolish Iran nuclear deal
- 34:26Speaker 1: was signed in two thirteen. The missiles fired at US
- 34:31Speaker 1: and our allies were paid for with the funds made
- 34:34Speaker 1: available by the last administration. This is another series of
- 34:39Speaker 1: despicable lives by President Trump, three years after taking office,
- 34:43Speaker 1: he remains obsessed with President Obama. In the years since
- 34:47Speaker 1: the signing of the deal in twenty fifteen, up until
- 34:51Speaker 1: President Trump's unilateral withdrawal, there were no proxy attacks by
- 34:56Speaker 1: Iranian proxies on US personnel in Iraq. There were no
- 35:00Speaker 1: efforts by Ran to attack our drones in the Persian
- 35:02Speaker 1: golf for attack shipping. There has been no demonstration of
- 35:07Speaker 1: an imminent threat. Kasum Solimani clearly has killed many Americans.
- 35:12Speaker 1: He's got blood on his hands, and no doubt, as
- 35:14Speaker 1: the IRGC always is, they're plotting something. But by taking
- 35:19Speaker 1: him out, we have ensured our departure in all likelihood
- 35:23Speaker 1: from Iraq, that the fight against Iceis has been suspended,
- 35:26Speaker 1: and that the nuclear program is now completely without restraint. Okay,
- 35:31Speaker 1: so much. Actor Ed Burns died. He used to play
- 35:33Speaker 1: kookielendicates that the plane was strong, but anyway, Cookie was
- 35:38Speaker 1: on the TV and he was on the show at
- 35:40Speaker 1: seventy seven sunset strip. Now back to the Steve Harvey
- 35:43Speaker 1: Mourning Show. You're listening to show? Well, we got more
- 35:48Speaker 1: drama from Prince Harry and Megan Markle's shocking decision to
- 35:52Speaker 1: step down as senior Royals. Word has it that across
- 35:56Speaker 1: the Pond that Harry defied the Queen. Her Majesty made
- 35:59Speaker 1: it clear to her grandson Harry that he should not
- 36:02Speaker 1: proceed with any public announcement this week about his future
- 36:06Speaker 1: after he requested a meeting with her. Also London, meaning
- 36:09Speaker 1: a personality Pierce Morgan said that taxpayers of Britain shouldn't
- 36:13Speaker 1: pay for any security for the Harry and Megan uh
- 36:18Speaker 1: leave when they leave, since they want to leave and
- 36:20Speaker 1: live in North America. Either they're in or they're out.
- 36:24Speaker 1: You got to request a meeting to talk to your grandma.
- 36:27Speaker 1: She is the Queen, Tommy, but that's my grandmama. But
- 36:30Speaker 1: she is the Queen. I ain't never heard my grandmama
- 36:33Speaker 1: being in the front room. I just go up then time,
- 36:34Speaker 1: and that's what I'm requested, Steve, kids with my kids,
- 36:42Speaker 1: Oh with your kids, Oh my grandkids. They didn't come
- 36:45Speaker 1: in there any time. What are you gonna do with
- 36:48Speaker 1: your kids? Oh? They have to set up meetings. You're
- 36:52Speaker 1: not doing no more random conversation. No, I ain't even
- 36:55Speaker 1: walk in, Daddy said, don't act like you ain't even
- 36:58Speaker 1: in now the schedule? No, Dad, excuse me? Have you
- 37:05Speaker 1: spoken to anyone? Call Megan? See if I'm clear you're
- 37:11Speaker 1: the Earl Oftingham at home. I'm not saying anyone away
- 37:19Speaker 1: with you, peasant, get away doc one, not discussing anything
- 37:32Speaker 1: father with either of your negroes. The story just bothers
- 37:38Speaker 1: me because you know, I love Meghan Markle. I've never
- 37:41Speaker 1: met her anything. I love the union between you know,
- 37:44Speaker 1: her and Prince Harry and all of that. But I mean,
- 37:47Speaker 1: don't you expect certain things when you marry into a
- 37:51Speaker 1: monarchy such as this, you become a royal. I mean,
- 37:55Speaker 1: don't you have certain duties because she's black, she's catching
- 37:58Speaker 1: hal Yeah, they catch they're doing her. I know they are,
- 38:04Speaker 1: she catching hail. But don't let them run you out
- 38:07Speaker 1: of the country. Nobody running out. I'll be up in there. Yeah.
- 38:14Speaker 1: A little later on today we'll be hearing from the
- 38:17Speaker 1: Earl of Altingham with an update on the removal possibilities
- 38:23Speaker 1: of him and his friend. Alight, all right, we'll wait
- 38:29Speaker 1: for that, Steve. But coming up at thirty four after
- 38:31Speaker 1: the hour, rapper little Boosey Tommy is trending because he
- 38:36Speaker 1: had on a Kappa shirt. We're gonna talk about it.
- 38:40Speaker 1: He went to a game. Does anybody have a picture
- 38:43Speaker 1: of him in his shirt? Yeah? Yeah, anyway, we'll talk
- 38:48Speaker 1: about it right after this. You're listening to show, all right,
- 38:54Speaker 1: So rapper Little Boosey is trending all over social media. Uh,
- 39:00Speaker 1: I don't mean cap of shirt caps are mad? Uh
- 39:04Speaker 1: Little Boosy hadn't explanation and had an explanation though, And Steve,
- 39:09Speaker 1: we're not talking about Bootsy Collins. Okay, we're talking about
- 39:12Speaker 1: the ropp shirt. What y'all tripping for legend bull head
- 39:21Speaker 1: on the Q shirt? We all have to do it,
- 39:23Speaker 1: we'd be mad college man. All right, Well, look it's
- 39:27Speaker 1: a little booty Steve. Listen to his response. I won't
- 39:30Speaker 1: give a shout out to all the Capital's man. If
- 39:33Speaker 1: I offended y'all in any kind of way, that's my bad.
- 39:36Speaker 1: But uh, I ain't gonnaar y'all shirt, no mote. But
- 39:39Speaker 1: I just found out that y'all stepped the white men down.
- 39:42Speaker 1: I'm pulling it up on YouTube and all y'all doing
- 39:44Speaker 1: stepped the white men down. So I'm not gonna wear
- 39:48Speaker 1: the shirt. But this with y'all gotta do for me. Seece,
- 39:51Speaker 1: y'all stepped off white men down. Y'all gotta teach me
- 39:54Speaker 1: how to do the dance. Y'all gotta teach me how
- 39:56Speaker 1: to do the capa stuff, the capa dance because I'm
- 39:59Speaker 1: gonna hit that. Y'all got to teach me how to
- 40:03Speaker 1: do the capita what it's called the ship? Come on, Boot,
- 40:08Speaker 1: get god, Oh my God, Okay, sut he he okay, Tommy, yes,
- 40:19Speaker 1: Tommy you the capital hill. Yes, I am okay. I
- 40:24Speaker 1: think this is crazy. First of all, I'm amazed, Boots
- 40:28Speaker 1: that you don't know, but you did apologize, so I
- 40:32Speaker 1: give you that. But then, Boots, you come back after
- 40:35Speaker 1: the apologe and now you want to learn the whole
- 40:38Speaker 1: dance that you don't even know. That that's being disrespectful. Too,
- 40:43Speaker 1: so being disrespectful because it's the capita dance. If it's now,
- 40:48Speaker 1: there's different dances. When I was coming through in college,
- 40:53Speaker 1: you know, we stepped, we had canes. These young younger
- 40:56Speaker 1: generation now they don't step with canes. They actually go
- 40:58Speaker 1: around the room doing something called shimmy. So the older generation,
- 41:01Speaker 1: we don't do the shipmy. That's not what we do.
- 41:04Speaker 1: We stepped with a cane around the room. So the
- 41:07Speaker 1: younger if he's upsetting anybody, he's upsetting this younger group
- 41:11Speaker 1: of capuls. That's what they do. That's what they step on.
- 41:14Speaker 1: We stepped around to flashlight. That was I think. So
- 41:18Speaker 1: you know, of course time go by, things change. So
- 41:21Speaker 1: I never even heard wipe me Down. Okay, I'm sorry.
- 41:25Speaker 1: I haven't need to get a copy of Wipe Me Down.
- 41:33Speaker 1: That you thought it was boy College. That's how old
- 41:39Speaker 1: he get a copy? Yeah, so I and I'm older
- 41:45Speaker 1: than you because I thought it was Boosty College. I'll
- 41:48Speaker 1: be damn if y'all slap Boosty College. Now. So y'all
- 41:52Speaker 1: your younger compus out there, y'all haven't talked with Boots
- 41:55Speaker 1: and y'all get on the same page. That's that's what
- 41:57Speaker 1: y'all dance to y'all fix this problem. He has apologized,
- 42:01Speaker 1: but now he won't to learn the damn damn lord
- 42:03Speaker 1: him shimmy the shimmy, Well, I mean again he was
- 42:08Speaker 1: he bought the shirt at the mall in Atlanta, so
- 42:10Speaker 1: anyone can go in there and buy the shirt. He
- 42:12Speaker 1: thought he was showing love to the capus. He really did.
- 42:15Speaker 1: Oh my bad. It's not Bootsy, it's boots boost. Latia
- 42:21Speaker 1: is not in there. It's just boosting and Bootsy. I
- 42:24Speaker 1: apologize that I put that t in there. Okay, so
- 42:28Speaker 1: you need to learn what you need. Yeah, but I
- 42:36Speaker 1: do like the fact that he apologized. Oh, I was
- 42:39Speaker 1: listening to it on my phone. It's not no, I
- 42:48Speaker 1: gotta go listen to it. You need to learn, need
- 42:53Speaker 1: to learn it, because that's all. I'm not. Learn the shimmy.
- 42:58Speaker 1: I'm not. We don't have I'm nothing. New dog going
- 43:01Speaker 1: to the stomach dog and that's it. That's it. Didn't
- 43:04Speaker 1: you see a white lady with water in her yard
- 43:06Speaker 1: in the class? I saw old white lady, eighty five
- 43:10Speaker 1: years old water in her brands wouldn't make a soup.
- 43:13Speaker 1: I couldn't say. I couldn't even say that. Yeah, you
- 43:18Speaker 1: couldn't get mad at that? All right? Coming up next,
- 43:21Speaker 1: it's the nephew here with today's prank phone call. Right
- 43:24Speaker 1: after this, you're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show. Coming
- 43:29Speaker 1: up at the top of the hour. Right about four
- 43:31Speaker 1: minutes after, it's my strawberry letter for today's subject my
- 43:35Speaker 1: husband and his pretty best friend. Right now, the nephew
- 43:40Speaker 1: is here with today's prank phone call. What you got
- 43:43Speaker 1: for us now? Brand spanking new, I got it for
- 43:45Speaker 1: you twenty twenty baby, Christmas lights expiration? Oh really? Okay?
- 43:51Speaker 1: All right, I'm still seeing them. Christmas lights expiration one.
- 43:56Speaker 1: They're not coming back second week in Jane. They're coming down. Okay. Hello,
- 44:08Speaker 1: So I'm trying to reach James. Yeah, hey James, how
- 44:12Speaker 1: are you doing? This is Greg. I don't want to
- 44:14Speaker 1: get neighbors. I live a few streets over from you.
- 44:16Speaker 1: How you doing today? I'm doing fine? What's up this?
- 44:20Speaker 1: Want to make sure I got the right person. You're
- 44:22Speaker 1: at UM six North willow Been. Yeah, okay, why are
- 44:28Speaker 1: you calling? Man? What's up? Okay? I'm on I live
- 44:31Speaker 1: on a shadow Bend man. My name is Greg and U.
- 44:34Speaker 1: I want to I want to reach out to you. Uh,
- 44:36Speaker 1: we seem to have a bit of a problem. Man.
- 44:38Speaker 1: You still have your Christmas lights up on the house.
- 44:41Speaker 1: And what what? What's what's going on? You know? We
- 44:45Speaker 1: you know, some of the neighbors have had a conversation
- 44:47Speaker 1: when you gonna take these down? Man? We go through
- 44:50Speaker 1: this every year, and uh, it ain't no problem. Man.
- 44:53Speaker 1: The lights are gonna stay up. Oh what what? What?
- 44:56Speaker 1: What do you mean they're gonna stay up? Did I
- 44:58Speaker 1: start up? I said the lights are gonna stay up,
- 45:02Speaker 1: you know, no go down? No hold on, bro, Christmas
- 45:05Speaker 1: is over. The lights thing finners stay up? Okay, you
- 45:10Speaker 1: call you nicely and tell you that the lights need
- 45:12Speaker 1: to come down. You know, I don't. I don't even
- 45:15Speaker 1: why do you have your lights up after Christmas? Sounder
- 45:17Speaker 1: Claus and the whole Christmas thing is over? Wait? Wait,
- 45:20Speaker 1: wait a guy? Man, man, what's your name again? Grego
- 45:24Speaker 1: of the name? My name is Grey. My name is
- 45:27Speaker 1: Greg and I live on Shadow Being. I live poster.
- 45:30Speaker 1: Its over from you. I don't give a about where
- 45:32Speaker 1: you live. Man. You know, how do you get my number?
- 45:35Speaker 1: I got your number from the HROA, you know, the
- 45:38Speaker 1: president h Alum, the one gave me your number. But
- 45:41Speaker 1: that's but that's neither here nor there. The big issue
- 45:44Speaker 1: is these Christmas lights just got to come down. You
- 45:48Speaker 1: sound like a joke, man, You sound like a guy. Fool.
- 45:51Speaker 1: What you're gonna take my Christmas? Like? You know, I
- 45:56Speaker 1: keep those lights up? You know why I keep feeling
- 45:58Speaker 1: lights up? I'm gonna listening. My mama loves those lights.
- 46:03Speaker 1: She she keeps the lights up a little bit longer
- 46:06Speaker 1: than usual. But we don't give a fuck about that
- 46:09Speaker 1: as long as she's happy. So okay, okay, let me
- 46:13Speaker 1: say that I'm hearing you with your mama. Understand that.
- 46:16Speaker 1: You know you gotta love for your mom. Cool, but
- 46:18Speaker 1: take up the whole neighborhood wants your life down. So
- 46:22Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you this right here, from neighbor to name.
- 46:24Speaker 1: You got to the morrow evening to take them to
- 46:27Speaker 1: lights down. If not, I'm gonna take them down. My
- 46:29Speaker 1: damn seth. What are you coming? Bro? What time are
- 46:31Speaker 1: you coming? Okay, I'll tell you what. I get off
- 46:34Speaker 1: at five. I'll be at your house about six to
- 46:36Speaker 1: take these down the lights down. If you're not, yeah,
- 46:38Speaker 1: I'll be looking for you too. Man. You know we
- 46:40Speaker 1: got a big family. I'm gonna call my brother and
- 46:42Speaker 1: we're gonna meet you. We're gonna meet you because you
- 46:45Speaker 1: ain't taking down You understand what lights are gonna stay up?
- 46:51Speaker 1: Bro Okay, I don't care give you and your mama
- 46:54Speaker 1: got to take them damn Lifstown. Hold on, brother, what
- 46:57Speaker 1: you say about my mama? God said you and your
- 47:00Speaker 1: mama can't take them life down for somebody got to
- 47:03Speaker 1: take them down. Mother, you're talking about my mom. We
- 47:06Speaker 1: ain't taking down. Where did you say you live? I'm
- 47:10Speaker 1: not shadow being, I'm on shadow. Then you just you're
- 47:16Speaker 1: trying to you're trying to sign you up death sentence.
- 47:19Speaker 1: If you come over to my crib and talk about
- 47:22Speaker 1: taking down I'm mother Christmas like you. Man. If I
- 47:29Speaker 1: come over there and you and your mama ain't on
- 47:31Speaker 1: the ladder trying to get the lights off that house,
- 47:33Speaker 1: then I'm taking them down. A man. You you're talking
- 47:37Speaker 1: about my mama taking down the light. I've got a
- 47:41Speaker 1: baseball back for your mother and everybody at the h
- 47:45Speaker 1: o A. I he I don't everybody at that club
- 47:49Speaker 1: you in or whatever h o A or whatever. I'm
- 47:53Speaker 1: you up, mother, I'm you up? Okay? Well, if you.
- 47:58Speaker 1: If you meet up, you're gonna have to You're gonna
- 48:00Speaker 1: have to time me up too. Jem one. He's the
- 48:03Speaker 1: one told us you had the lights on the house
- 48:05Speaker 1: and hadn't taken him down. Tommedy one time? Who come in? You?
- 48:11Speaker 1: Can you get over here right now? I couldn't. I
- 48:14Speaker 1: didn't come. I'll tell you what I've come through there,
- 48:16Speaker 1: Me and Timmy both have come through there. If that's
- 48:18Speaker 1: what you want, come on, mother, yaf silly? Okay? So,
- 48:25Speaker 1: so can I say something? So what? Mother? Can I?
- 48:28Speaker 1: Can I say one more thing? Because you man, you
- 48:30Speaker 1: ain't gotta say hell you say that when you get
- 48:34Speaker 1: over man, Yeah, you're talking about my mama. Man, Okay, hey, hey, hey,
- 48:38Speaker 1: hey hey, calm down, dude, calm down. Okay, I'm down
- 48:42Speaker 1: about what can I? Can I say something else? Can
- 48:47Speaker 1: I say one more thing? That? The one more thing?
- 48:50Speaker 1: What all I'm gonna say is this nephew timent from
- 48:52Speaker 1: the Steve Harvey more on the show. Did you say,
- 48:57Speaker 1: oh you you got to be hit of me? Man? Yeah? Man,
- 49:11Speaker 1: you got James? You all right? Man? No? Man, ain't
- 49:14Speaker 1: all right? Man? What you got my blood pressure up? What? Wow? Business?
- 49:21Speaker 1: Hey hey, Jane, you got some labors Russell and shot
- 49:25Speaker 1: Nie Russell and shot Nise. They are the ones that
- 49:29Speaker 1: got me the prank. Call you back. They ain't gonna
- 49:34Speaker 1: get no Christmas present for me next year as some bulls. Man. Wow,
- 49:42Speaker 1: you was heated for oh Man, you was heated man.
- 49:47Speaker 1: One thing I do know about you, Jane. You love
- 49:50Speaker 1: your mama, don't you. I love it. I love it
- 49:52Speaker 1: to death. Man, you you you had to take it there.
- 49:55Speaker 1: That ain't right, man, oh man, after twenty twenty, you
- 50:04Speaker 1: gotta let me know. Man, what is the baddest and
- 50:06Speaker 1: I mean the baddest radio show in the land. Let
- 50:08Speaker 1: me head, Oh god, the Steve Hardy in the Morning Show. Man,
- 50:17Speaker 1: Now you haven't that got that got tense right there?
- 50:21Speaker 1: That I think I want too far? I think I
- 50:23Speaker 1: got you far. I can't talk about people. I'm sorry, okay.
- 50:29Speaker 1: I ain't know what else to say. I'm trying to
- 50:31Speaker 1: get it nervous. Yes you did. Yeah you wentn't harder
- 50:33Speaker 1: than the paint on. Now tell take the light and
- 50:36Speaker 1: he should have told Booths take that shirt off. Yeah.
- 50:40Speaker 1: Shout out to the Cathlis all capls, come hang out
- 50:46Speaker 1: with your boy and shot in North Carolina. I am
- 50:47Speaker 1: there at the Comedy Zone January sixteenth through the nineteenth.
- 50:51Speaker 1: That's Thursday, Friday, and Saturday and Sunday, four days baby
- 50:55Speaker 1: tickets on say it right now the neph you come
- 50:57Speaker 1: to town, so all uka side come on that where
- 50:59Speaker 1: you should and if you're on the capit just coming
- 51:02Speaker 1: out in weird shirt. Now you're ja not now we've
- 51:04Speaker 1: been told you. Now everybody, everybody just put the shirts. Okay, okay,
- 51:10Speaker 1: Now we ain't gonna city and look at everybody. Okay, okay,
- 51:13Speaker 1: keep on him, keep on wipe it down. Okay, get
- 51:17Speaker 1: wiped down. Hoping at the same time with the came,
- 51:24Speaker 1: what a came? Don't let them cane show up at
- 51:27Speaker 1: y'all shirt no more. He was showing love everybody in
- 51:32Speaker 1: the ninetiesn't back. We're coming in we can. Oh man,
- 51:39Speaker 1: you're really upset about that. Yeah. Now he didn't apologize.
- 51:43Speaker 1: Now gone on, now not gone. It's time to go.
- 51:48Speaker 1: But Tim interim, he ain't doing nothing. He what ain't
- 51:53Speaker 1: he ain't doing? He apologize, Yeah, to know we do everything.
- 51:57Speaker 1: Oh but not gone. Now he he wear when company
- 52:01Speaker 1: come over the shimmy. He wants to learn to dance
- 52:08Speaker 1: for sure that I don't know to dance either, and
- 52:10Speaker 1: I'm not trying to learn it. Okay, came up with
- 52:15Speaker 1: a cane side to side learn how to toilet? Let's go,
- 52:18Speaker 1: oh man, why don't they do that anymore? I don't know.
- 52:22Speaker 1: It just went just fade to that, not that they
- 52:24Speaker 1: don't do it anymore, because Shimmy has just taken old
- 52:26Speaker 1: more popularity. Okay, okay, is it Shimmy acute sexy? Come yeah, yeah,
- 52:31Speaker 1: and they sweet with it, you know, shoulders up and down,
- 52:34Speaker 1: you know what is? Well, we gotta move on. Thank you, nephew. Anyway,
- 52:40Speaker 1: and up next it is the Strawberry Letter for today.
- 52:43Speaker 1: The subject my husband and his pretty best friend. Will
- 52:47Speaker 1: get into that right after this. You're listening, Well, guys,
- 52:54Speaker 1: it's time now for today's Strawberry Letter. And if you
- 52:57Speaker 1: need advice on relationships, dating, sex, parenting, and more, please
- 53:02Speaker 1: submit your Strawberry Letter to Steve Harvey FM and click
- 53:06Speaker 1: submit Strawberry Letter. We could be reading your letter live
- 53:09Speaker 1: on the air, just like we're going to read this
- 53:11Speaker 1: one right here right now. Buggle up, hold on tight,
- 53:14Speaker 1: we got it, Fia Strawberry Letter. All right, thank you,
- 53:18Speaker 1: nephew subject, my husband and his pretty best friend. Okay,
- 53:24Speaker 1: Dear Stephen Shirley. I've known my husband since I was
- 53:27Speaker 1: in high school and we have been in an on
- 53:30Speaker 1: and off relationship for thirty one years. Yeah. Years ago,
- 53:35Speaker 1: my husband made bad choices and he was sentenced to
- 53:37Speaker 1: eight years in prison for selling marijuana. I stood by
- 53:41Speaker 1: him the entire time he was incarcerated because I knew
- 53:45Speaker 1: he was my soul mate. When he got out of prison,
- 53:48Speaker 1: he kept his promise to be with me forever and
- 53:50Speaker 1: we have been married for five years. He has a
- 53:53Speaker 1: good job even though he's an ex con, and he
- 53:56Speaker 1: bought us a new house and he takes care of
- 53:59Speaker 1: our finances. My only problem is that he works from
- 54:02Speaker 1: home and has a lot of free time during the
- 54:05Speaker 1: day since he likes to hang out with his friends
- 54:08Speaker 1: while I'm at work. There is one friend in particular
- 54:11Speaker 1: that I have a huge problem with. We have both
- 54:14Speaker 1: known her since high school since we were in high school,
- 54:18Speaker 1: but they became closer friends over the years. He has
- 54:21Speaker 1: four close male friends and they're all married, but this
- 54:24Speaker 1: single woman hangs out with them. She's still a beautiful woman,
- 54:29Speaker 1: and she's kept herself up over the years. She is
- 54:32Speaker 1: treated like one of the boys, so she is always
- 54:35Speaker 1: at my house during the day, whether I'm there or not.
- 54:39Speaker 1: I hate coming home from work and she's sitting in
- 54:41Speaker 1: my living room. My husband says, I'm tripping and it's
- 54:44Speaker 1: no different than one of his boys being there. If
- 54:47Speaker 1: the shoe was on the other foot, he'd have a
- 54:50Speaker 1: hissy fit. I jokingly told her that I don't get
- 54:53Speaker 1: much quality time with my husband because she's there all
- 54:56Speaker 1: the time. And she snapped at me, and she said
- 54:59Speaker 1: that if it's a problem, my husband would have to
- 55:01Speaker 1: ask her to stop coming over so much. Woo Shirley.
- 55:05Speaker 1: What should I do about this? Oh, if this is
- 55:08Speaker 1: my only problem in my marriage, should I overlook it?
- 55:11Speaker 1: Or do you think I'm being too lenient in this situation?
- 55:14Speaker 1: I'm sick of seeing her. Please help me. Okay, let's
- 55:18Speaker 1: just get right to this. Yes, you're absolutely being way
- 55:22Speaker 1: too lenient. And stop joking. You said you jokingly told
- 55:26Speaker 1: her that you don't get much quality time because she's
- 55:29Speaker 1: always there. Stop joking. This is no joking matter at all.
- 55:34Speaker 1: You gotta tell her get out, get out, and her husband.
- 55:39Speaker 1: Your husband doesn't have to be the one to tell her.
- 55:41Speaker 1: I don't care what she says. You can tell her
- 55:43Speaker 1: because guess what, it's your house too. What are you
- 55:47Speaker 1: joking about? This is a serious situation here. You got
- 55:51Speaker 1: a woman sitting up in your house, whether you're there
- 55:54Speaker 1: or not with your husband you're at work. That's very serious.
- 55:57Speaker 1: There's no jokes here, no jokes. Uh, there's no way
- 56:01Speaker 1: she should be doing this. This is so disrespectful. This
- 56:03Speaker 1: is just from your husband. I don't care if he
- 56:06Speaker 1: says she is one of the boys. You don't you're
- 56:08Speaker 1: not there, you don't know what's going on. And she
- 56:11Speaker 1: snapped at you. Oh no, man at your house. Yeah,
- 56:18Speaker 1: this is in your own self house. Uh, get her
- 56:23Speaker 1: out if you're If you can't get, tell your husband
- 56:28Speaker 1: to tell her to get out, Okay, because you need
- 56:31Speaker 1: to check him too, because he's wrong for having her
- 56:34Speaker 1: in there. This is just wrong on so many levels. Uh,
- 56:37Speaker 1: this is your house. You could say whatever you need
- 56:40Speaker 1: to say to whoever's in the house, okay. Uh, and
- 56:43Speaker 1: tell your husband she can't come over anymore period, and
- 56:47Speaker 1: she better not be there the next time you get
- 56:50Speaker 1: home from work or else. All right, Steve, come on, well,
- 56:57Speaker 1: uh good, good response. Surely I agree with everything you said.
- 57:00Speaker 1: Here's another different perspective on it. My husband and his
- 57:05Speaker 1: pretty best friend. I've known my husband since I was
- 57:09Speaker 1: in high school. We've been in an owning off again
- 57:13Speaker 1: relationship for thirty one years. I've done some numbers on
- 57:18Speaker 1: this out. They round forty seven now. So we got
- 57:22Speaker 1: some good and grown ass people in this letter right here.
- 57:26Speaker 1: You've been in the on again, off again thirty one
- 57:28Speaker 1: years since high school. You're in high school seventy and
- 57:30Speaker 1: fifteen and thirty one four less forty six. They somewhere
- 57:33Speaker 1: between forty five and fifty. Husband made some bad choices,
- 57:37Speaker 1: got did eight years for selling weed. You stood by
- 57:41Speaker 1: him the whole time he was in consecrated, because because
- 57:44Speaker 1: when he was incarcerated and because you knew he was
- 57:47Speaker 1: your soul mate. He got out of prison, he kept
- 57:50Speaker 1: his promise to be with me forever, and we've been
- 57:53Speaker 1: married for five years now. He has a good job
- 57:57Speaker 1: even though he's an ex con, and he bought us
- 58:01Speaker 1: a new house and he takes care of our finance. Oh,
- 58:05Speaker 1: he came up. Man. Most people struggle when they get
- 58:08Speaker 1: out of prison. So let's see what kind of job
- 58:11Speaker 1: this is. He got a good job. My only problem
- 58:14Speaker 1: is that he works from home. Stop stop the letter.
- 58:18Speaker 1: You're married to an ex con that takes care of finance,
- 58:24Speaker 1: that bought you a new house and work from home. Well, well,
- 58:30Speaker 1: what is he doing making that kind of money working
- 58:33Speaker 1: from home? There's going to be another awful moment in
- 58:37Speaker 1: y'all's relationship because he's asking to go and do another eight.
- 58:40Speaker 1: I don't know nobody work from home making house money.
- 58:44Speaker 1: I don't any person. I just want to just throw
- 58:47Speaker 1: that out there. I don't know for show. I'm just
- 58:51Speaker 1: being you know. The strawberry is so he likes to
- 58:58Speaker 1: hang with his friends. He got a lot of free
- 59:01Speaker 1: time while I'm at work. There is one friend in
- 59:04Speaker 1: particular I got a huge problem with. We both have
- 59:06Speaker 1: known her since we were in high school, but they
- 59:08Speaker 1: came closer over last years. He got four close male friends.
- 59:12Speaker 1: They all man, but this single woman hangs out with them.
- 59:16Speaker 1: She is still beautiful, and she had kept herself up
- 59:20Speaker 1: over the years. We come back, Lord, she had kept
- 59:25Speaker 1: herself up. You know what that means all these years.
- 59:32Speaker 1: We'll have part two of Steve's response coming up at
- 59:35Speaker 1: twenty three minutes after the hour. Today's subject my husband
- 59:40Speaker 1: and his pretty best friend. We'll be back right after this.
- 59:45Speaker 1: You're listening, all right, Steve, Come on, let's recap today's
- 59:50Speaker 1: strawberry letter. My husband and his pretty best friend. Well
- 59:57Speaker 1: so far as a man has been locked up for
- 59:59Speaker 1: eight years, soul mates been knowing each other for years,
- 1:00:04Speaker 1: and you know they married now and he kept his
- 1:00:08Speaker 1: promise when he got out of prison, said, people working
- 1:00:10Speaker 1: from the house, making excellent money, and bought a house
- 1:00:14Speaker 1: working from the house. You know. Hello, Anyway, he worked
- 1:00:21Speaker 1: from home and he got a lot of free time
- 1:00:24Speaker 1: during the day. See this ain't adding up to me.
- 1:00:27Speaker 1: You work from a home. You are ex con You
- 1:00:31Speaker 1: didn't bought a house, take care of finance and you
- 1:00:34Speaker 1: got a lot of free time. Who who got this job?
- 1:00:38Speaker 1: Where that job at y'all? Where you can buy a
- 1:00:41Speaker 1: new house, take care of all the family finances, work
- 1:00:44Speaker 1: from home and got a lot of free time. How
- 1:00:46Speaker 1: the hell you got money and a lot of free time.
- 1:00:49Speaker 1: Maybe he in a weed legal state? Okay, whatever, anyway,
- 1:00:55Speaker 1: we got this. All got this. We both have known
- 1:00:59Speaker 1: this girl, said high school, and they became close over
- 1:01:01Speaker 1: the last years. Now he got four close male friends
- 1:01:05Speaker 1: and they all married. But this single woman hangs out
- 1:01:07Speaker 1: with them. She is still a beautiful woman, and she's
- 1:01:10Speaker 1: kept herself up over the years. That means she ain't
- 1:01:13Speaker 1: let go, which means the lady that's writing this letter
- 1:01:18Speaker 1: has fell off a little bit because you had to
- 1:01:22Speaker 1: distinguish her and by saying she is still beautiful and
- 1:01:27Speaker 1: has kept herself up, meaning you know, I didn't you know,
- 1:01:30Speaker 1: I'm late forties, out of kind of fell off a
- 1:01:33Speaker 1: little bit because all of a sudden she's still beautiful,
- 1:01:35Speaker 1: she kept because she would have put it in the letter.
- 1:01:37Speaker 1: But I'm fine too. She is treated like one of
- 1:01:41Speaker 1: the boys. So she is always at my house doing
- 1:01:44Speaker 1: the day, whether I'm there or not. Well, she's treated
- 1:01:48Speaker 1: like one of the boys. But see the problem you having, lady,
- 1:01:51Speaker 1: is she don't look like none of the boys, see ye.
- 1:01:59Speaker 1: But she's sitting up at her house with your man
- 1:02:02Speaker 1: that's supposed to be at work, but he got all
- 1:02:04Speaker 1: this free time, right, that's crazy. So she's always at
- 1:02:08Speaker 1: my house doing the day, whether I'm there or not.
- 1:02:11Speaker 1: What I hate coming home from work and she's sitting
- 1:02:14Speaker 1: in my living room. My husband says, I'm tripping. And
- 1:02:17Speaker 1: there's no difference than one of the boys being there.
- 1:02:20Speaker 1: It's a big ass difference. Yeah, she's fine. Now, if
- 1:02:25Speaker 1: the shoe was on the other foot, he'd have a
- 1:02:27Speaker 1: hissy fit. Well, let me just stop for a minute.
- 1:02:29Speaker 1: That shoe ain't going on the other foot. I'm telling
- 1:02:32Speaker 1: you that right now. I'm not coming home Nowaday and
- 1:02:36Speaker 1: a dude sitting up in my house. I can promise
- 1:02:39Speaker 1: you that won't happen. And you know why it won't
- 1:02:42Speaker 1: happen because my wife got sense, because I'm gonna be
- 1:02:48Speaker 1: about the business. If I come up in there, some
- 1:02:49Speaker 1: man sitting up in my house, but I'll tell you what,
- 1:02:52Speaker 1: he won't be in there second time because I ain't
- 1:02:56Speaker 1: gonna do what you did. I jokingly told her that
- 1:02:59Speaker 1: I don't get much quality time with my girl. You
- 1:03:03Speaker 1: know something, girl, don't it I don't even get like
- 1:03:08Speaker 1: quality time others go. Anytime I come home, you're sitting
- 1:03:11Speaker 1: up in yourself with your lead cross. Did she snapped
- 1:03:17Speaker 1: at me, where helly would have been a snap contest. Yes,
- 1:03:21Speaker 1: she snapped at me you're talking about in your house
- 1:03:25Speaker 1: and said that if it's a problem, my husband would
- 1:03:28Speaker 1: have to ask her to stop coming over so much. Shirley,
- 1:03:32Speaker 1: what should I do. Shirley told you what to do,
- 1:03:34Speaker 1: and Shirley was right. What did you write a letter? Fault?
- 1:03:37Speaker 1: And what is you? What is you? What is she
- 1:03:40Speaker 1: making demands? Fault in your house? This is your house.
- 1:03:44Speaker 1: If this is the only problem with my marriage, should
- 1:03:47Speaker 1: I overlook it? What? This ain't the only problem? Your
- 1:03:51Speaker 1: only problem in your house is Let me show you
- 1:03:54Speaker 1: what the problem is. This man that invited this woman
- 1:03:58Speaker 1: over to the house while you ain't that that's one problem.
- 1:04:01Speaker 1: Second problem, she bold enough to bring her ass to
- 1:04:05Speaker 1: another woman's house and sit up there. Third problem. When
- 1:04:10Speaker 1: you say something to the woman, she snapped like you
- 1:04:14Speaker 1: ain't got no rights and tell you she ain't doing
- 1:04:17Speaker 1: nothing unless he asked her not to come over you.
- 1:04:21Speaker 1: You got several problems here. This ain't the only problem.
- 1:04:25Speaker 1: And then your folk problem is her ass is fun
- 1:04:33Speaker 1: is fine? So during the free time, he ain't looking
- 1:04:37Speaker 1: over there. He don't know she fine. Girls stopped, girl stopped.
- 1:04:43Speaker 1: The man been locked up for eight years. Everybody he see,
- 1:04:49Speaker 1: he thinking fine when you've been in prison for eight years.
- 1:04:55Speaker 1: Everybody fine. The fat as guards is fine as nursing
- 1:05:01Speaker 1: infirmarish she fine the van and drop you off. At
- 1:05:06Speaker 1: the halfway house. Her ass was fine. The big lady
- 1:05:11Speaker 1: that on the gas station, she fine. The woman that
- 1:05:16Speaker 1: owned the liquor store fine, Mother Perkins down there, the passers,
- 1:05:21Speaker 1: Mama is fine. Everybody fine? When you didn't done a year?
- 1:05:28Speaker 1: Or do you think I'm being too lenient with this situation?
- 1:05:31Speaker 1: I'm sick of seeing r I'm not gonna be sick
- 1:05:34Speaker 1: of seeing nobody in my house but once, but once,
- 1:05:39Speaker 1: or she could just whisper in her ear. If I
- 1:05:42Speaker 1: see you tomorrow, I'm gonna kill you. Tell me get
- 1:05:46Speaker 1: to check out the s and then lick getting right
- 1:05:51Speaker 1: up on the sake. If you see, I'm kill you,
- 1:05:55Speaker 1: and badass won't be sitting up in At the All
- 1:06:00Speaker 1: Starbry Letter podcast, Andy Man coming up at forty six
- 1:06:03Speaker 1: minutes after the hour Pimping and its NFL picks, right
- 1:06:08Speaker 1: after Laflam playoff Pimping. You're listening to Stave Harpy Morning Show. Well, guys,
- 1:06:17Speaker 1: Pimpin is here with the NFL playoff picks. Come on, Tommy,
- 1:06:23Speaker 1: Oh you gotta come. You gotta let him stroll in. Girl,
- 1:06:27Speaker 1: you know ready, I'm ready ready listen he coming? Hey
- 1:06:38Speaker 1: be happy? How far back is it. He's saying. He
- 1:06:45Speaker 1: was happening. Everybody was happening up Tommy, Hey man, it
- 1:06:51Speaker 1: was handy, been a minute, it was up Junior Pepper,
- 1:06:54Speaker 1: not Manning going on there? What's up? Ladies? Was happy
- 1:06:58Speaker 1: New Year? Pemper? That's how you doing? Looking twenty twenty?
- 1:07:05Speaker 1: I got vision? You know what I see? Chocolate? What's
- 1:07:11Speaker 1: happening in Pipper? Like when look kisses drops? You know
- 1:07:15Speaker 1: what I'm saying, got some fall paper on you and
- 1:07:21Speaker 1: you want to get you a silver top and just
- 1:07:23Speaker 1: complete the look? You know what I'm saying. You tripping,
- 1:07:31Speaker 1: ain't you? Man? Huh? You ain't never seen this before?
- 1:07:36Speaker 1: You know what this is? Huh? What? What's take a guess? Oh? Man? Try?
- 1:07:46Speaker 1: You know it just co made out all I wear
- 1:07:49Speaker 1: this one I come through Atlanta. You know it just
- 1:07:52Speaker 1: made out all hop feathers fathers, Yeah, hops hesus hawk
- 1:08:01Speaker 1: feathers Man, blow on it a little bit. Oh, I
- 1:08:07Speaker 1: saw the dude at the game the other night. Boost Uh, yeah,
- 1:08:11Speaker 1: I saw him at the game. I don't want the
- 1:08:13Speaker 1: time of them shows. I knew that was gonna be
- 1:08:15Speaker 1: a problem. Damn doun You ain't know a hundred college
- 1:08:20Speaker 1: or nothing. You don't know what. It's pretty real. Yeah, i'sright,
- 1:08:26Speaker 1: but it's a right time of y'all. Be cool. He
- 1:08:28Speaker 1: know he not went to school and nothing. Yeah show
- 1:08:32Speaker 1: he he drove hands in college. Oh man, that's nice. Man.
- 1:08:40Speaker 1: So I guess we're gonna do these picks when I
- 1:08:45Speaker 1: come back, because I ain't do nothing just now. No,
- 1:08:49Speaker 1: you know, we got some junior, got some information for y'all.
- 1:08:52Speaker 1: Gotta talk whatever. I ain't I'm ben it, man, it
- 1:08:55Speaker 1: ain't been I ain't been one alone, ain't how old?
- 1:08:58Speaker 1: Excuse me? Having New Year? The ball drop already. Alright,
- 1:09:08Speaker 1: we'll get into these NFL picks when we come back.
- 1:09:11Speaker 1: Right after this. You're listening to Steve Harpy Morning Show.
- 1:09:17Speaker 1: A pimpan is in the building first time this New Year.
- 1:09:22Speaker 1: All right, all right, let's talk about it. Let's get
- 1:09:24Speaker 1: to it. It ain't nothing like him ready, all right, man,
- 1:09:28Speaker 1: we got the playoff jumping off. Check it out. This Saturday,
- 1:09:31Speaker 1: the Vikings will be playing in San Francisco playing the
- 1:09:34Speaker 1: forty nineties. Yeah yeah, you know, man, you know it's
- 1:09:38Speaker 1: not a crazy man. I was like like going to
- 1:09:40Speaker 1: San Francisco, you know, and just say they was gonna win,
- 1:09:43Speaker 1: and you know, then the Vikings came out and just said, man,
- 1:09:46Speaker 1: they're looking good. Cousin won a game. So you know,
- 1:09:50Speaker 1: I don't even really, you don't content you the truth
- 1:09:53Speaker 1: about this one. I don't even care, you know, want
- 1:09:59Speaker 1: them ain't no money any hire. I don't even know
- 1:10:01Speaker 1: these duds right here. Okay, I don't know who care
- 1:10:04Speaker 1: in Minnesota win. At least San Francisco is our West.
- 1:10:09Speaker 1: You know something. They got nice uniform, you know, I
- 1:10:11Speaker 1: don't can't even about the Vikings. I don't really San Francisco, man, Okay,
- 1:10:15Speaker 1: you pick Frisco. Let's keep it moving. But I think
- 1:10:18Speaker 1: the Viking is gonna shot then. All right. Tennessee Titans
- 1:10:23Speaker 1: they play on Saturday as well. They're going to Baltimore
- 1:10:25Speaker 1: to play the Raven. Oh man them this, you know
- 1:10:28Speaker 1: the nice run Tennessee. Appreciate you coming in any New England.
- 1:10:34Speaker 1: I show appreciate that too. But let me play something.
- 1:10:38Speaker 1: Little man Jackson, who you can't even touch him. You
- 1:10:44Speaker 1: be a man all trying to play playing football and
- 1:10:46Speaker 1: just get a t to get a ten a tissue
- 1:10:48Speaker 1: off his ass or something. This dude right here shift
- 1:10:56Speaker 1: to the no on the way super Bowl man both
- 1:11:00Speaker 1: them up, all right, so take it out. Let's go
- 1:11:02Speaker 1: to Sunday. Now, Sunday, Houston, Texas going to Kansas City
- 1:11:06Speaker 1: to play the Chiefs. Yeah, don't, Timmy Junior, I shall
- 1:11:10Speaker 1: hate that for you. Man Strong in the fight. Yeah, Man,
- 1:11:14Speaker 1: I come man, Man, I showed like Deshann Washington. Now. Yeah, yeah, Man,
- 1:11:23Speaker 1: I hate to tell you this. I'm gonna be pulling
- 1:11:25Speaker 1: for y'all when I'm gonna bet on Kansas yet. Come on, Shane,
- 1:11:35Speaker 1: come on. Oh well you lost man here and get
- 1:11:38Speaker 1: this fire hunting all right. Second game on Sunday, you
- 1:11:43Speaker 1: got the Seattle Seahawks. They're going to Green Bay to
- 1:11:45Speaker 1: play the Package. Oh yeah, man, I'm pulling for the Seahawks.
- 1:11:48Speaker 1: I love Russell Wilson, man, dude like, yeah, yeah, but
- 1:11:53Speaker 1: if it's cold up that they're gonna catch Hell because man,
- 1:11:56Speaker 1: I'm man, I don't think they're gonna be the Seahawks. Seahawks. Strong,
- 1:12:02Speaker 1: Come on, Russell pick one? Uh huh? I did? I
- 1:12:07Speaker 1: just told you you're going with the Seahawks. Yeah, I'm
- 1:12:11Speaker 1: going to Seahawks. Man around. All right. So you got
- 1:12:15Speaker 1: San Francisco, you got the Baltimore Ravens. You got Kansas
- 1:12:19Speaker 1: City and you got the Seahawks and Dan stood in
- 1:12:23Speaker 1: nan time. Yeah, so appreciate jiut okay, thank you man.
- 1:12:31Speaker 1: What's up, Jamie put On? I got something for you man.
- 1:12:36Speaker 1: The Dallas Cowboys had Mike McCarthy, the Carolina Panthers chose
- 1:12:39Speaker 1: Matt Rule, and the New England Giants they hired Joe
- 1:12:42Speaker 1: Judge become their nixt Who is the New England Giants?
- 1:12:46Speaker 1: I said the New New York Chat, New England, I did.
- 1:12:49Speaker 1: I'm sorry, said New England. You don't tell me what
- 1:12:52Speaker 1: you said. I can't heal my New York Chat. And
- 1:12:56Speaker 1: they tapped Joe Judge become the Days head coach. But
- 1:12:58Speaker 1: these hirns brought the NFL in the fire from those
- 1:13:00Speaker 1: who think that the league's Runey rule, which requires the
- 1:13:04Speaker 1: NFL team to interview minority candidates for head coaching and
- 1:13:08Speaker 1: senior football operation job, doesn't work for the intended thing
- 1:13:12Speaker 1: they wanted to do, so they didn't hire any minority coaches.
- 1:13:15Speaker 1: We have three in the league. So what do you
- 1:13:18Speaker 1: think is the problem pimping? They billionaires. Billionaires don't listen
- 1:13:24Speaker 1: to no rules. They don't telling people what to do
- 1:13:27Speaker 1: with their money. That's what's wrong. The President ain't listening.
- 1:13:31Speaker 1: That's what you don't to hell, you're talking mount what
- 1:13:34Speaker 1: they who is runey? Ain't he did not the boy
- 1:13:42Speaker 1: you know what run the rudely rule? I know he's
- 1:13:45Speaker 1: not talking about that runing. All right, Thank you, pimp,
- 1:13:51Speaker 1: And that's always as always. We'll be back with more
- 1:13:54Speaker 1: of the Steve Harvey Morning Show at twenty minute after
- 1:13:57Speaker 1: the hour. Right after this, you're listening. Prince is getting
- 1:14:06Speaker 1: a tribute concert put on by the Grammys. Okay, let's
- 1:14:10Speaker 1: go crazy. The Grammy Salute to Prince will be held
- 1:14:14Speaker 1: January twenty eight, two days after the Grammys, at the
- 1:14:18Speaker 1: Los Angeles Convention Center. It will air in April on CBS.
- 1:14:23Speaker 1: Rolling Stone reports that the lineup includes Beck Common, her
- 1:14:26Speaker 1: Earthwind and Fire, Mavis Staples, Chris Martin of cole Play,
- 1:14:30Speaker 1: and The show will also feature performances by his old
- 1:14:33Speaker 1: band The Revolution and Morris Day and The Time. Thank You, Yes, Yes.
- 1:14:41Speaker 1: The musical directors for the event will be three people
- 1:14:45Speaker 1: Prince worked with extensively, Jimmy jam Terry Lewis, and of
- 1:14:49Speaker 1: course Sheila e. Wow. Yeah that sounds fun. High yeah, yeah, Yeah,
- 1:14:55Speaker 1: that's gonna be Yeah, that's gonna be a good one.
- 1:14:57Speaker 1: It's good learning. I mean, we talked about legends earlier.
- 1:15:01Speaker 1: This is by far a musical legend. You know, you
- 1:15:06Speaker 1: get one of the greatest tributes to Prince on the shower. Boy.
- 1:15:12Speaker 1: I still can't believe Prince are gone. Yeah, it's hard.
- 1:15:16Speaker 1: You know, I forgot it was a Friday. I could
- 1:15:18Speaker 1: have done more. I actually I forgot, man, I forgot.
- 1:15:27Speaker 1: I forget. Yeah, man, I forgot. Pimping could have been
- 1:15:34Speaker 1: more ignorant. All right, more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show,
- 1:15:37Speaker 1: and I guess more ignorance coming up at thirty. Man,
- 1:15:40Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I ain't even bass you enough. I see
- 1:15:42Speaker 1: what I can do in this next breakthough, right after
- 1:15:45Speaker 1: this You're listening show. All right. We reported yesterday that
- 1:15:52Speaker 1: Prince Harry and Megan Marco are stepping down of their
- 1:15:56Speaker 1: senior royal duties and they are moving to Canada, to
- 1:16:01Speaker 1: North America. Surely, yeah, yeah, surely the Earl of Artingham
- 1:16:06Speaker 1: is Hill, the only black in the Palace. Is hell
- 1:16:10Speaker 1: to discuss this week? Okay, all right, well hell yeah,
- 1:16:14Speaker 1: hell I present to you and introduced to others Earl
- 1:16:24Speaker 1: of Artingham. That's thank you, thank you, thank you, lovely, lovely.
- 1:16:31Speaker 1: Hello Charley, how are you listen? Hello, Duke Earl, Earl
- 1:16:37Speaker 1: Duke of Earl, Duke of Earle Oftingham. I'm gonna help
- 1:16:43Speaker 1: you today. We're still discussing the departure of Megan and yeah,
- 1:16:50Speaker 1: Megan and Prince Harry leaving damn. So I'm not going anywhere.
- 1:16:55Speaker 1: I'll be here representing, even though she can't take it anymore.
- 1:16:58Speaker 1: I mean, the only black I have decided to remain,
- 1:17:03Speaker 1: and so that I decided to stay, and I wanted
- 1:17:05Speaker 1: to send a message to piss Margare. Oh yeah, he
- 1:17:08Speaker 1: said the taxpayers shouldn't pay for security. The hell do
- 1:17:12Speaker 1: you know pigs? Margan? You know nothing. Doc Spails will
- 1:17:16Speaker 1: continue to egg. But the safety of the Row family,
- 1:17:19Speaker 1: that's the rule. And if you run your mouth, you
- 1:17:23Speaker 1: gonna need some kid. And we eating get jell ass
- 1:17:28Speaker 1: with on site. Are you fucking a cigar? I'm smoking
- 1:17:33Speaker 1: a pipe, smoking a pipe that I don't drink tea.
- 1:17:38Speaker 1: I drink in a sake. The hell what I want
- 1:17:44Speaker 1: tea for tea doesn't have? Oh it is? What's your
- 1:17:48Speaker 1: relationship with your queen? Duca barrow. Oh, I just fall
- 1:17:53Speaker 1: through every now and then. I'm you know, what do
- 1:17:59Speaker 1: you holiday? I take calf bestiness. I'm in a disrespectful
- 1:18:07Speaker 1: way of cost man. Let's just leaving of that. No
- 1:18:10Speaker 1: one has to explain me. But as a reason why
- 1:18:13Speaker 1: the queen looks so young, she's in her night do
- 1:18:18Speaker 1: you have you said you don't sip tea, but do
- 1:18:21Speaker 1: you have meetings with the queen? Every day? I meet
- 1:18:24Speaker 1: with everyone in the family. I keep the white people
- 1:18:27Speaker 1: on track. One of them had corn rows and the
- 1:18:32Speaker 1: wind blew the head off. I said, I'll be down.
- 1:18:37Speaker 1: Thank you as always, so much. Thank here sir shouting
- 1:18:44Speaker 1: all right, listen, we'll be back with our last break
- 1:18:48Speaker 1: of the day and some closing remarks from Steve Harvey
- 1:18:50Speaker 1: at forty nine minutes after right after this, you're listening
- 1:18:55Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, here we are, last
- 1:18:59Speaker 1: break of the day, last day of the work week
- 1:19:02Speaker 1: for us, anyway, Friday, ignorant Friday, Yeah, it's Friday. Always
- 1:19:09Speaker 1: good on Friday, alway? Yeah, all right, see you ready
- 1:19:13Speaker 1: with your closing for the weekend. You know, I thought
- 1:19:16Speaker 1: that it would be great to give people this piece
- 1:19:21Speaker 1: of information and wisdom that I've gathered over the years
- 1:19:29Speaker 1: and since. At the beginning of a new year, a
- 1:19:31Speaker 1: new decade, I want everybody to really really have the
- 1:19:36Speaker 1: outlook that you should have. Your outlook for your future
- 1:19:40Speaker 1: should be positive. That's the only way to attract a
- 1:19:45Speaker 1: positive results is to have a positive outlook, a positive anticipation,
- 1:19:51Speaker 1: and positive expectation. So if your outlook is positive, if
- 1:19:56Speaker 1: you anticipate with positive and your expectations are positive, you'll
- 1:20:03Speaker 1: get a positive result. Now that's not to say that
- 1:20:06Speaker 1: there won't be disappointments and there won't be things that
- 1:20:09Speaker 1: you're gonna have to deal with. But through it all,
- 1:20:13Speaker 1: if you remain with the positive outlook, positive anticipation, and
- 1:20:17Speaker 1: positive expectation, it will work out for you this twenty twenty.
- 1:20:24Speaker 1: For you, it is what I want a lot of
- 1:20:27Speaker 1: people to focus on. Find your purpose in twenty twenty,
- 1:20:34Speaker 1: That's what I want you to do. I want everybody
- 1:20:38Speaker 1: to make sure that this year it's the year that
- 1:20:41Speaker 1: you find your purpose. Well, Steve, I can't find my
- 1:20:46Speaker 1: purpose in life. Well, I'm gonna give you some help
- 1:20:49Speaker 1: in that direction. When you were born, when you were
- 1:20:53Speaker 1: created by the creator, God created all of us with
- 1:20:59Speaker 1: the specif purpose and design all of us when we
- 1:21:04Speaker 1: were created, we were created with a specific purpose and design.
- 1:21:09Speaker 1: Because there are no mistakes in this world. Everybody that
- 1:21:13Speaker 1: is here is here because God willed you. So it
- 1:21:17Speaker 1: doesn't matter whether you were an accidental pregnancy. It doesn't matter,
- 1:21:21Speaker 1: if you were adopted, It doesn't matter if you lost
- 1:21:23Speaker 1: your parents, doesn't matter if you don't know who they are.
- 1:21:25Speaker 1: I'm not saying that doesn't have an effect on you.
- 1:21:27Speaker 1: It does, But I'm saying it doesn't matter. You're here now,
- 1:21:31Speaker 1: and God wanted you here for a specific purpose and design. Now,
- 1:21:39Speaker 1: the only way to find your purpose in life is
- 1:21:43Speaker 1: you have to tap into your relationship with your creator.
- 1:21:49Speaker 1: It's the only way. And why is that, Steve, Because
- 1:21:53Speaker 1: he is your creator. See. If you want to know
- 1:21:58Speaker 1: how to best operation a Ford vehicle, guess who would
- 1:22:02Speaker 1: know best the makers a Ford. If you want to
- 1:22:06Speaker 1: know best how to operate an Apple computer, you go
- 1:22:10Speaker 1: to the Apple store. If you want to best know
- 1:22:15Speaker 1: how to operate a Maytag washer dryer dishwasher, the best
- 1:22:22Speaker 1: place to go to learn how to operate that is
- 1:22:24Speaker 1: to Maytag. Well, you are created by God, whether you
- 1:22:30Speaker 1: accept that or not. You were, and God created you
- 1:22:33Speaker 1: with a specific purpose and design in mind. So in
- 1:22:38Speaker 1: order to find that design and purpose, you got to
- 1:22:41Speaker 1: get back to the creator. You have to touch base
- 1:22:44Speaker 1: with the person, with the one who made you, and
- 1:22:48Speaker 1: that's God. All of you have a particular calling from God.
- 1:22:54Speaker 1: All of you. All of you have this thing that
- 1:22:58Speaker 1: burns on the inside of you. That's in it. It's
- 1:23:01Speaker 1: you have to quench it. It just keeps pulling at you.
- 1:23:05Speaker 1: It's the God in you. Everybody has that. It's that
- 1:23:09Speaker 1: thing that keeps you thinking of doing something right, that
- 1:23:13Speaker 1: part that makes you have a conscious that's the God
- 1:23:16Speaker 1: in you. Everybody has it. Everybody has it, whether you've
- 1:23:20Speaker 1: been to church in a while, whether you've read the
- 1:23:22Speaker 1: Bible in a while, whether you've prayed in a while.
- 1:23:25Speaker 1: Everybody has God in them because we were all created
- 1:23:28Speaker 1: in God's image. So what you have to do is
- 1:23:31Speaker 1: you have to start forming a relationship with that creator.
- 1:23:35Speaker 1: You have to start having some prayers, some conversations with it.
- 1:23:39Speaker 1: You don't you don't have to be elaborate, said God,
- 1:23:41Speaker 1: I just need you clothes, I need I need to
- 1:23:44Speaker 1: learn more about you. You know, go to a faith
- 1:23:47Speaker 1: based church, go to a mosque, go to a temple,
- 1:23:51Speaker 1: go to wherever you choose to worship, and get in
- 1:23:54Speaker 1: touch with God, your creator, whoever that is, whatever you
- 1:23:58Speaker 1: call him, it's none of my business. But when you
- 1:24:01Speaker 1: touch bases with God, you in touch with your creator,
- 1:24:05Speaker 1: who made you, and who would better know why you
- 1:24:08Speaker 1: were made, what your purpose is and your design is
- 1:24:12Speaker 1: than the one who made you. When you ask God
- 1:24:17Speaker 1: to help you find your way, when you ask God
- 1:24:20Speaker 1: to show you your purpose, he will reveal it to you.
- 1:24:25Speaker 1: He will. Why would he not? Why would God, who
- 1:24:29Speaker 1: created you, want you to aimlessly wander through life, not
- 1:24:33Speaker 1: having a purpose or knowing your design. But see, we're
- 1:24:37Speaker 1: so busy trying to figure that out ourselves when we
- 1:24:41Speaker 1: didn't make ourselves. The way to discover your purpose and
- 1:24:44Speaker 1: design is to get in touch with your creator. The
- 1:24:48Speaker 1: best way to get into self with your creator is
- 1:24:50Speaker 1: learned more of what he has for you. Learn the
- 1:24:53Speaker 1: fact that he loves you unconditionally. Love the fact that
- 1:24:56Speaker 1: he's available for you. Love the fact that he's that
- 1:25:00Speaker 1: for you. Love the fact that he wants nothing more
- 1:25:03Speaker 1: than to have a relationship with you. If you need
- 1:25:07Speaker 1: help finding out how to have relationship, go to whatever
- 1:25:11Speaker 1: faith you choose to go to, go to your moss,
- 1:25:13Speaker 1: go to your church, go to your temple, go wherever
- 1:25:15Speaker 1: it is you go. But get in touch with your God,
- 1:25:18Speaker 1: get in touch with your creator, and ask him in
- 1:25:21Speaker 1: twenty twenty to show you your purpose. And I don't
- 1:25:24Speaker 1: care how old you how old you are, That works
- 1:25:27Speaker 1: for everybody. Those are my closing marks today, y'all have
- 1:25:32Speaker 1: yourself Finally, like I said, a great beating for all. Steve.
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