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- 1:06Speaker 1: Y'all don't know a long looking back to back down
- 1:15Speaker 1: giving them just like the Milan Bu bu things, and
- 1:20Speaker 1: it's Toby true good to tea the hardy listening to
- 1:27Speaker 1: me to other for stoar handy, Why don't you join? Yeah?
- 1:52Speaker 1: Joining me? You gotta turn let go, Yeah, don't go wrong.
- 2:19Speaker 1: You gotta turn. You can't burn the turnout the time
- 2:45Speaker 1: you love. You got to turn out to turn water
- 2:49Speaker 1: water go. Comey, come on, huh I show will a
- 3:06Speaker 1: good morning everybody y'all listening to the voice, come on,
- 3:09Speaker 1: dig me now wanted only Steve Harvey got a radio show. Okay,
- 3:15Speaker 1: here we go. Um. I was working out. I was
- 3:20Speaker 1: talking to a buddy of mine, and I was telling
- 3:24Speaker 1: him something that Bishop T. D. Jake's told me one
- 3:27Speaker 1: time I heard him say it. He said, oh, I
- 3:32Speaker 1: would hate to die and not do the thing that
- 3:37Speaker 1: I was born to do. I would hate to die
- 3:43Speaker 1: and not do the thing that I was born to do. Man,
- 3:49Speaker 1: oh man, oh man, man. That hit me like a
- 3:52Speaker 1: like a like a pile of bricks man, because it
- 3:56Speaker 1: made me feel so grateful that God has allowed me
- 4:03Speaker 1: to live my life this way now. And I'm talking
- 4:08Speaker 1: about grateful for all of it, the good, the bad,
- 4:12Speaker 1: and the ugly, and I have had all of them.
- 4:17Speaker 1: The person you see today, it ain't always who I was.
- 4:22Speaker 1: It was on the inside of me, but it hadn't
- 4:24Speaker 1: externalized itself, if that's a word. It hadn't been brought out.
- 4:29Speaker 1: It was in here, but it was under development. Who
- 4:33Speaker 1: I am today was a process. But like I said before,
- 4:40Speaker 1: don't trip hein through with me yet. Even today, I'm
- 4:46Speaker 1: still an imperfect soldier for Christ. Today I still fall
- 4:52Speaker 1: short oftentimes, but I'll tell you what, I'm ever grateful
- 4:58Speaker 1: for the life I had. And you know what, I
- 5:01Speaker 1: want to encourage everybody today to explore your possibilities. I mean, man,
- 5:10Speaker 1: explore your possibilities. Why would you not want to find out,
- 5:19Speaker 1: discover or no what it is God God for you?
- 5:26Speaker 1: Why would you not want to achieve or accomplish all
- 5:30Speaker 1: of your possibilities? Now, as I ask you this question,
- 5:35Speaker 1: I want you to know that the devil is busy,
- 5:38Speaker 1: that he plays mind tricks. So as you hear this,
- 5:41Speaker 1: I already know he's saying to some of y'all, Yeah, Steve,
- 5:45Speaker 1: that's easy for you to say, but I didn't got
- 5:47Speaker 1: myself in this situation right here. You ain't nothing too
- 5:50Speaker 1: hard for God, nothing nothing. And see, so as you
- 5:57Speaker 1: listen to me, try to try to get your mind
- 6:01Speaker 1: open to this. Why would you not want to explore
- 6:05Speaker 1: all of your life's possibilities, what's possible with your life?
- 6:10Speaker 1: And I'm talking about from right where you are right now.
- 6:14Speaker 1: I'm not asking you to change, I'm not asking you
- 6:17Speaker 1: to do anything. I'm telling you this is a fact
- 6:21Speaker 1: that God can get you from right where you are
- 6:25Speaker 1: right now. Broken, misled, misguided, misunderstood, mistaken, all of that, misfortunate,
- 6:40Speaker 1: all of the misses you've been talking about in your life.
- 6:44Speaker 1: You know you. I missed a lottery, I missed my ride.
- 6:48Speaker 1: They fined me. I missed the deadline. I didn't get it.
- 6:53Speaker 1: Miss people, people, people just missed. Stay self to death.
- 6:57Speaker 1: If you've been all in missus, God can get you
- 7:00Speaker 1: from right where you are. God at home run hit her.
- 7:04Speaker 1: I'm here to tell you that he's a home run hitter.
- 7:07Speaker 1: He's a put him over the wall whenever he wants to,
- 7:09Speaker 1: all the time. And you can be a recipient or
- 7:12Speaker 1: some of these home runs. He'll put the bat in
- 7:14Speaker 1: your hand. But you got to swing now, listen to me.
- 7:18Speaker 1: You got to stop feeling sorry for yourself. You got
- 7:21Speaker 1: to stop holding yourself down with beating yourself up. I
- 7:24Speaker 1: was listening to George Meyers on TV the other day,
- 7:27Speaker 1: and she said that she was talking to God, and
- 7:30Speaker 1: she said that she had kept asking God to forgive
- 7:33Speaker 1: her over and over one of her prayers, Lord, forgive
- 7:36Speaker 1: me and for something she had done, and she was
- 7:40Speaker 1: telling it to somebody. As I remember the story she
- 7:43Speaker 1: was telling, she says she was telling that somebody minister
- 7:45Speaker 1: or something, and the minister said, hey, hey, hey, he
- 7:49Speaker 1: heard you the first time. See a lot of us
- 7:53Speaker 1: we keep ourselves down and back because we keep beating
- 7:57Speaker 1: ourselves up for the mistakes, weed and mad. But God
- 8:01Speaker 1: is in a forgiving business all day long. He forgives
- 8:05Speaker 1: you time and time again. He won't hold you down
- 8:08Speaker 1: about it if you don't hold yourself down about it.
- 8:11Speaker 1: But I'm gonna tell you one more time. The devil
- 8:13Speaker 1: is busy. So what the devil do is he makes
- 8:16Speaker 1: you think you ain't worthy. He makes you think that
- 8:18Speaker 1: you've done something so despicable that you can't come back
- 8:21Speaker 1: from it. He makes you feel like you're so low
- 8:24Speaker 1: you can't go up high. He knocked you down, and
- 8:27Speaker 1: make you feel like you've been knocked down hard than
- 8:28Speaker 1: anybody else. You can't get up he wrote, you so
- 8:31Speaker 1: deep down in that ditch you can't see over the edge.
- 8:35Speaker 1: God can come get you from no matter where you are.
- 8:40Speaker 1: I know a lady. I know a lady personally. The
- 8:43Speaker 1: doctors told her you got sixty days tops a year
- 8:49Speaker 1: and a half. Lady, she was still here. I'm telling you, man,
- 8:55Speaker 1: you ain't in no hole too deep for God. Magic
- 9:00Speaker 1: Johnson to tell you that. Listen to me, you ain't
- 9:03Speaker 1: in no hole too deep for God. Steve Harvey can
- 9:06Speaker 1: tell you that you ain't in a hole too deep
- 9:08Speaker 1: for God. Tyler Perry can tell you that. I can
- 9:13Speaker 1: name you some people. Bishop Jakes can tell you that.
- 9:16Speaker 1: I can tell you. Kenneth Alma can tell you that.
- 9:18Speaker 1: Bishop Kenneth Olman I can tell you some people. Kirk
- 9:21Speaker 1: Franklin can tell you that. Donnie mcclarkton can tell you that.
- 9:24Speaker 1: I just know some people personally, man that they've been
- 9:26Speaker 1: in a hole. Joel Oldstein can tell you about it.
- 9:30Speaker 1: I know some people man been down, been in a
- 9:33Speaker 1: hole so deep. I bet you Paula Deane can tell
- 9:36Speaker 1: you about it. See, but but you know what, then
- 9:41Speaker 1: here we go, see we see see you know see
- 9:45Speaker 1: we don't we don't like to talk about that because
- 9:47Speaker 1: now we want everybody to pay extra hard for some
- 9:50Speaker 1: mistakes they made when clearly and excuse me for being
- 9:53Speaker 1: a new Christian. But there is a prayer that I've
- 9:55Speaker 1: been saying since I was a little bit boy, and
- 9:58Speaker 1: it took me till I was a grown man to
- 9:59Speaker 1: under stand it. Forgive us our trust passes as we
- 10:03Speaker 1: forgive those who trust passed against us. So see, it
- 10:07Speaker 1: ain't my job to hold nobody down, to keep my
- 10:10Speaker 1: knee on somebody's neck. Who am I? I'm gonna need
- 10:13Speaker 1: some forgiveness in a second here, probably today. See so
- 10:18Speaker 1: all this, you're holding people down with the way you
- 10:21Speaker 1: feel inbout him, And she shouldn't have said this, and
- 10:23Speaker 1: she will never get it. I never support this again. Man,
- 10:26Speaker 1: get up, get up and get real. You're for real.
- 10:29Speaker 1: You think you ain't gonna need forgiveness real soon? You
- 10:31Speaker 1: ain't gonna make a diabolical mistake in your life? You
- 10:34Speaker 1: don't think you all? I have thousands of them, probably
- 10:38Speaker 1: gonna make a few hundred more for our Get up
- 10:39Speaker 1: out of here. So I've decided to be in a
- 10:43Speaker 1: forgiving business because I want God to forgive my trust
- 10:47Speaker 1: passes as I forgive those who trust passed against me.
- 10:51Speaker 1: You understand, see excuse me for being a new Christian.
- 10:55Speaker 1: I'm I get I get tired of talking to pistol
- 10:57Speaker 1: to to to people man posted be saved and talking
- 11:00Speaker 1: about their christian I don't want that type religion. Man.
- 11:02Speaker 1: I ain't in that no more. I ain't in that.
- 11:04Speaker 1: You can call me wrong if you want to saying
- 11:06Speaker 1: how you want to say. I ain't in that normal
- 11:08Speaker 1: I ain't in all that. You can feel how you
- 11:10Speaker 1: want to feel about me. But I got proof to
- 11:12Speaker 1: God work in my life. You know, I can't hardly
- 11:15Speaker 1: get it out sometimes when people ask me something about
- 11:17Speaker 1: deeper on the inside of me, about my soul and
- 11:20Speaker 1: how I used to being, and my journey and my
- 11:22Speaker 1: trip because people don't know the trip I've been on.
- 11:24Speaker 1: You have't been on one worse than me. But you
- 11:27Speaker 1: know what, you ain't in a hole too deep God
- 11:28Speaker 1: can't get you out of. And I wish I want,
- 11:31Speaker 1: I want people to remember that man, God is a redeemer,
- 11:35Speaker 1: He the great I am. So if you ain't got
- 11:38Speaker 1: nothing now what you're asking for, you know you might
- 11:41Speaker 1: not have nothing cause you ain't asking for nothing qut,
- 11:44Speaker 1: asking God to get you out of debt and ask
- 11:46Speaker 1: God for a life of abundance. Then you take the
- 11:49Speaker 1: money and you get out of debt. You keep asking
- 11:51Speaker 1: to get out of debt, you keep being in debt
- 11:53Speaker 1: to get out of Come on, man, what you're asking God? Fault?
- 11:56Speaker 1: I'm just tripping today, that's all. I'm sorry. I apologize.
- 11:59Speaker 1: You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. Ladies and gentlemen, listen closely,
- 12:10Speaker 1: listen up. Stop what you're doing and hear me. Shoot
- 12:19Speaker 1: that don't even feel good to say. Shoot, darn it?
- 12:26Speaker 1: What would you replace it with? That? We can not
- 12:28Speaker 1: stay on the radio. I know, Okay, Carlin, damn Shirley, Hey,
- 12:39Speaker 1: good morning, Steve, Shoot morning, Carla, Hey, Steve Junior morning.
- 12:47Speaker 1: Uh darn it. Yeah, Tommy's not here. Oh heck, and
- 12:53Speaker 1: uh Jay isn't here. Oh gosh it. Well look like Jack,
- 12:59Speaker 1: don't be me and Junior? What's up? Let's get it go? Yeah? Man,
- 13:03Speaker 1: and and see that cleared away from me. Yeah, I
- 13:06Speaker 1: can't nobody. I ain't got to weight on nobody to talk.
- 13:09Speaker 1: Aybody gotta get them jumping on jokes. Let me just
- 13:13Speaker 1: go aft this today yeah, do you girl, I'm about
- 13:18Speaker 1: to be ignanted. Make me proud think I won't. Okay,
- 13:25Speaker 1: let's just open the show with as CEO. Let's just
- 13:30Speaker 1: right now. We just said good morning. Ask me anything, politics,
- 13:36Speaker 1: Stormy Daniels, the Russian Uh, health politics, wuitness? We can
- 13:41Speaker 1: stop there. Uh. Speaker of the House Paul Ryan resigned yesterday.
- 13:47Speaker 1: Paul Ryan said, I ain't gonna do this no more.
- 13:51Speaker 1: I can't. I can't keep lying for this man. I
- 13:55Speaker 1: didn't keep sitting here act like this. All right, we're
- 13:58Speaker 1: supposed to be the a they a morality. Yeah, we're
- 14:02Speaker 1: sitting up in here. All that's going to hell with him?
- 14:07Speaker 1: And they ain't. Boy Bunny, Stormy Daniels, ain't showing his taxes,
- 14:12Speaker 1: don't told Russia watch out here come this food? Just
- 14:18Speaker 1: tweeting foreign policy. Paul Ryan said, no, I can't do this,
- 14:25Speaker 1: no more. I don't want to be a part of this. No,
- 14:28Speaker 1: I don't want to be Speaker of the House. Well,
- 14:30Speaker 1: he has family, a young family. Man. That ain't why
- 14:33Speaker 1: he quit. That's why you you make money because you've
- 14:36Speaker 1: got a young family. You don't quit jobs because you
- 14:38Speaker 1: got a young family. Want to spend time with the
- 14:41Speaker 1: wife and kids. Now you don't, So you don't. You
- 14:46Speaker 1: don't quit to go spend time with your wife and question.
- 14:48Speaker 1: You gotta make another move. You gotta produce paper here
- 14:51Speaker 1: in the paper producing bis. Oh. Yeah, he's a huge
- 14:54Speaker 1: fundraiser for the huge so he got he got to
- 14:58Speaker 1: get out here and get his money. Yeah, and his
- 15:02Speaker 1: brand is getting tarnished. Then the next to Trump Trump
- 15:05Speaker 1: is Trump taking everybody down. All the rants of diving
- 15:11Speaker 1: off the sinking ship right now. But you're gonna dive
- 15:14Speaker 1: into the water and where you can go. It's about
- 15:17Speaker 1: to get up there. It's gonna be most it down.
- 15:20Speaker 1: It's some more women. You always say that, Steve, you've
- 15:25Speaker 1: been saying before. Don't be surprised. There's some more women coming.
- 15:29Speaker 1: All right, listen, coming up, it's something funny. We're gonna
- 15:33Speaker 1: talk about parenting, speaking of kids, parenting and what your
- 15:37Speaker 1: kids are wearing to school? All right, and I'm gonna
- 15:40Speaker 1: be ignorant on that. Alright, good, make me proud. We'll
- 15:43Speaker 1: be back at thirty two after you're listening to the
- 15:46Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Show. Alright, guys, it's time for something funny. Now.
- 15:51Speaker 1: This is the story that Carlin you have on your
- 15:53Speaker 1: Facebook parenting blog page. On the Steve Harvey FM Facebook page,
- 15:58Speaker 1: I should say yes, check it out. This is about
- 16:01Speaker 1: a mom in Texas. She is apologizing because she did
- 16:05Speaker 1: not monitor her son's clothing close enough. Her name is
- 16:09Speaker 1: Shelley mccolor. She sent her son, Anthony to school. He
- 16:12Speaker 1: goes to Travis Elementary School in Texas, UM and what
- 16:17Speaker 1: she thought was just a simple McDonald's logo T shirt
- 16:21Speaker 1: right well. Uh. To the mom's surprise, when Anthony got home,
- 16:26Speaker 1: she took a closer look at at the T shirt.
- 16:30Speaker 1: It was an X rated McDonald's Golden Archers parody T
- 16:34Speaker 1: shirt featuring a pair of parted women's legs wearing high
- 16:39Speaker 1: golden heels in the shape of the golden arches, with
- 16:43Speaker 1: the tagline I'm loving it McDonald. Yes, yes, that was
- 16:49Speaker 1: written underneath that picture is crazy Golden Archers, but the
- 17:00Speaker 1: arches got on stiletto. Yeah arch her legs and the
- 17:05Speaker 1: caption up understand I'm loving I ain't got no problem
- 17:09Speaker 1: with that. Well anyway, the mom apologized to the school
- 17:13Speaker 1: on Facebook. She promised to monitor what her kids wear
- 17:16Speaker 1: to school from now on. Okay, think yeah, how is
- 17:21Speaker 1: the boy he's an elementary school. Yeah, yeah, Traction Travis
- 17:32Speaker 1: Elementary School in Texas. Yeah, hand in the right direction,
- 17:36Speaker 1: nor from exactly. He ain't got no job right right? Man?
- 17:46Speaker 1: Does Steven? Did you ever go to school with something
- 17:49Speaker 1: wrong on? Or when? When did you start picking up?
- 17:53Speaker 1: No T shirt and nothe I just had stuff wrong on,
- 17:55Speaker 1: you know, just stuff wrong. You know, I want some
- 17:59Speaker 1: stuff just I was poke, you know, like one day
- 18:03Speaker 1: I dressed in just my favorite boots, my favorite pants,
- 18:07Speaker 1: my favorite shirt. They had no business together. How old
- 18:12Speaker 1: were you? I just wanted to wear my boots. Man.
- 18:17Speaker 1: I had some ox blood boots with a mark strap
- 18:20Speaker 1: on them. You know, like a burgundy color or ox blood. Yeah,
- 18:24Speaker 1: you almost like a burgundy. It's called ox blood. You know,
- 18:29Speaker 1: I'm a player, So you know I got multichade. You
- 18:31Speaker 1: know it's got Merlot, burgundy, ox blood. You know, you
- 18:34Speaker 1: got to know your player, you know what I'm saying.
- 18:38Speaker 1: You know you don't just goldy was like a burgundy.
- 18:41Speaker 1: No ox blood. You ever seen an oxes blood? No,
- 18:48Speaker 1: that is it's a blend. I don't want to see
- 18:51Speaker 1: that either, not from a real ox. So what was
- 18:55Speaker 1: your routine, like, Steve? When you got ready for school
- 18:58Speaker 1: like all of us. Did you lay your clothes out
- 19:00Speaker 1: the night before? Yea, laid the clothes out that morning.
- 19:04Speaker 1: My room was small. Who I was going to lay
- 19:05Speaker 1: him out at? Ain't gonna be able to go to
- 19:10Speaker 1: sleep on the bed? Yeah? I had nothing in that
- 19:14Speaker 1: but a tweeting babe. Any time I laid mine, I
- 19:18Speaker 1: was like around the first day of school. That's it.
- 19:21Speaker 1: I mean you know when you went back. Now, my
- 19:24Speaker 1: closet was a hook on the back of the dough.
- 19:28Speaker 1: That was your closet. Everything, everything, Yeah, everything I don't
- 19:32Speaker 1: fit on that hook. We were told you hear me right? Yeah?
- 19:38Speaker 1: I had four shirts, three pair of pants. How that
- 19:41Speaker 1: ain't gonna fit on the back of the show and
- 19:43Speaker 1: you switched them out for it to one pair of
- 19:45Speaker 1: sneakers and a pad church shoes. Oh okay, yeah that's
- 19:49Speaker 1: what I had. I told God when I give me
- 19:51Speaker 1: some money fixing all this. But we all had church
- 19:55Speaker 1: clothes though, right, I had a church shoot, yeah, you couldn't.
- 20:00Speaker 1: Were no clothes. Shirley suit, whatever suit I got for Easter,
- 20:04Speaker 1: that was my suit to next Easter. Give a damn
- 20:08Speaker 1: how tall I got standing there looking like flooding. I'm
- 20:18Speaker 1: talking about saying that. Man, No, no, I'm all out
- 20:20Speaker 1: of fab I couldn't let no more white lines around
- 20:25Speaker 1: the hill. Come on, man, you can see where I had.
- 20:28Speaker 1: Let man see one of the funniest stories, though, you
- 20:32Speaker 1: told us when you had your shoes in the lay away,
- 20:36Speaker 1: you put your shoes in the lay where your feet
- 20:38Speaker 1: were one side. I had some shoes, some by pebbles,
- 20:42Speaker 1: bone color shoes, strap low cut. Put him in the
- 20:48Speaker 1: lay away, had him in there about six about six months.
- 20:51Speaker 1: Maybe got him out. Wouldn't just made the last payment.
- 20:56Speaker 1: I didn't need to try him on. Took him straight
- 20:59Speaker 1: to the house. You're excited. Foothead grew, but I jammed
- 21:04Speaker 1: them down in there anyway. Took a girl to the movie.
- 21:09Speaker 1: My dad's called took a girl to the movie. We're
- 21:12Speaker 1: sitting in the movie my feet down. That just throng
- 21:18Speaker 1: the whole movie. And what it caused the throbbing was
- 21:21Speaker 1: we stood in line, then we had to go down
- 21:25Speaker 1: that slant in the movie theater. I'm just pushing my
- 21:29Speaker 1: toes in front of this shoe up. So when I
- 21:32Speaker 1: sat down, man, I said, man, know what you're going through.
- 21:36Speaker 1: So now my feet down. I can, I can. I
- 21:39Speaker 1: can feel them pulsing. They down there, just pulsing, like
- 21:45Speaker 1: they're down there breathing. Everything hurt. The movie over on
- 21:51Speaker 1: the half. I stood up, man, my feet was so
- 21:57Speaker 1: tight in them damn shoes. I was walking back up
- 22:02Speaker 1: that ramp, so I didn't even bend my feet. I
- 22:04Speaker 1: didn't want to put a crease in them because I
- 22:06Speaker 1: thought I'd just cut my feet. So I was just
- 22:09Speaker 1: lifting them up, placing them down like marching. Dropped that
- 22:15Speaker 1: girl off in her house, and got to the house
- 22:17Speaker 1: and could not get them shoes off. You can't get
- 22:21Speaker 1: them off, man, I nothing I could do. Stomach muscles cramping,
- 22:25Speaker 1: Oh my goodness. Got a butcher knife and just said
- 22:29Speaker 1: the hell with these shoes and stuck that point in
- 22:33Speaker 1: and where the sold meat the leather and start popping
- 22:36Speaker 1: stitching until my foot could breathe. Greatest day of my life.
- 22:44Speaker 1: I cut them damn shoes. I couldn't get them off
- 22:50Speaker 1: all right. As we mentioned, the nephew is not here,
- 22:54Speaker 1: but when we come back, we're gonna run a prank
- 22:56Speaker 1: back anyway. Okay, you're listening, Steve Hardy morning coming up
- 23:01Speaker 1: at the top of the hour, Miss Anne will be
- 23:03Speaker 1: here with today's national news. But right now it is
- 23:06Speaker 1: time to run that press. Stupid, let's stop what you
- 23:13Speaker 1: would call it. Let's not fake the funny people. What
- 23:17Speaker 1: people listen to me, y'all? No good? And hell will
- 23:23Speaker 1: Tommy stupid? Well, he says that he plays He's not
- 23:29Speaker 1: really stupid, but he plays one on the radio, a
- 23:31Speaker 1: stupid person on the radio. That's how he likes to
- 23:33Speaker 1: tell it. Who does that? He does it? Who plays stupid? Consistent?
- 23:41Speaker 1: He doesn't quite well? But in all areas of your life.
- 23:45Speaker 1: And he's an actor on the radio, No, Tommy is
- 23:50Speaker 1: this way, and y'all know it. Tommy was stupid before
- 23:55Speaker 1: he was an actor, before he got on the radio,
- 23:58Speaker 1: before y'all knew him. He he doing now what I
- 24:02Speaker 1: told him to do four years ago. But yeah, I
- 24:07Speaker 1: just took him a little longer five years. But it's
- 24:11Speaker 1: okay though he's doing it. It doesn't matter when you
- 24:14Speaker 1: learn the lesson, Steve, as long as you how you
- 24:17Speaker 1: learn it. If you got to set yourself on fire
- 24:22Speaker 1: to learn that it's hot, now you have a point there,
- 24:27Speaker 1: you understand. That's all I'm saying. This is the fool's
- 24:29Speaker 1: printed what can I claim your kids? No? Hello, Hello,
- 24:40Speaker 1: I'm trying to reach uh Devin, Devin, Hey, Devin, how
- 24:47Speaker 1: you doing? Man? My name is Curtis Man, Curtis. I
- 24:51Speaker 1: was trying to reach out to you. You your your
- 24:54Speaker 1: your son? Uh? He plays basketball with my nephew. Man,
- 24:59Speaker 1: you're something is the one that's on the on the
- 25:01Speaker 1: Blazers little league basketball team, right? Yeah? Yeah? Everything all right?
- 25:05Speaker 1: Yeah yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah everything good man. You
- 25:09Speaker 1: know they got a game Saturday and everything. I've seen
- 25:11Speaker 1: you a couple of times, Man at the game. I
- 25:12Speaker 1: don't know if you remember me, Manu, light skinned brother,
- 25:15Speaker 1: about about six ft. Yeah, I probably met you probably
- 25:20Speaker 1: you know, i'd be so intense with the games. But yeah,
- 25:22Speaker 1: what's what's going on? Um? Uh well actually, man, wanted
- 25:25Speaker 1: to have let you about about your son. Man. Um
- 25:30Speaker 1: you you um are you? Are you? Are you working
- 25:33Speaker 1: right now? Are you currently working? Am I working? Like? Yeah?
- 25:39Speaker 1: I am working? Actually, I mean I mean, I mean,
- 25:41Speaker 1: I mean you have a yellow steady job, is what
- 25:42Speaker 1: I'm asking. I mean, yeah, what you what you get
- 25:47Speaker 1: in that? Though? Like you know, I thought you were
- 25:49Speaker 1: calling about the basketball team like uniforms. I know, we
- 25:53Speaker 1: got a game Saturday. You know sometimes they want donations
- 25:55Speaker 1: for sneakers and all that, like you know, no, no, no, no, no, no,
- 25:59Speaker 1: what I was that? So? So? I mean you you
- 26:01Speaker 1: got a regular nine to five job you go to
- 26:03Speaker 1: all the time. Yeah, I gotta nine five. I mean
- 26:08Speaker 1: things is kind of crazy. But I was just kind
- 26:10Speaker 1: of short. But you know I still I still worked.
- 26:13Speaker 1: I mean while was going on, you need a job
- 26:14Speaker 1: of something? No, no, no, I'm just checking. Man. See
- 26:18Speaker 1: what I wanted to get at you about, man, is
- 26:20Speaker 1: seeing are you gonna clean your son on your income tax?
- 26:25Speaker 1: Did you hold on? Bro? Now you said, am I
- 26:29Speaker 1: going to claim my son on my taxes this year? Right?
- 26:33Speaker 1: I mean like you know as a dependent? So are
- 26:37Speaker 1: you acting some real personal questions now? You know, like
- 26:40Speaker 1: you're the guy that you just that you know me
- 26:43Speaker 1: from the basketball team that my sons play on basis
- 26:47Speaker 1: you know, and now you've don't jump from the blazes
- 26:49Speaker 1: to do I clean my son on my taxes? And
- 26:52Speaker 1: do I have a steady income? I mean, like you know, yeah,
- 26:57Speaker 1: I gotta I gotta steady income and I'm claiming my
- 27:01Speaker 1: What I mean what you're trying to get at Bro? Well,
- 27:03Speaker 1: we'll see Man, what I was thinking. You know, I
- 27:05Speaker 1: just want to read you seem like cool dude when
- 27:07Speaker 1: I saw you at the gym. Man, what I was
- 27:08Speaker 1: gonna ask you? Brof you know see right now, Man,
- 27:12Speaker 1: when I get through with my taxes and stuff, I'm
- 27:14Speaker 1: gonna have to owe about eight hundred dollars. But now
- 27:18Speaker 1: I see if I clean a child is my dependent Man,
- 27:21Speaker 1: they're gonna get me by twenty two three hundred. You
- 27:25Speaker 1: see what I'm saying And what I wanted to get
- 27:27Speaker 1: at you about, man, is you know you let me
- 27:29Speaker 1: clean as my son, you know, so I can gonna
- 27:33Speaker 1: get this good money. Bro. Bro, But I mean, what
- 27:37Speaker 1: do you do? Respect? Bro? You're talking about you want
- 27:40Speaker 1: to clean my son on taxes? Hold on, but I
- 27:43Speaker 1: don't even know you. You're talking about you seeing me
- 27:46Speaker 1: at my son's basketball game. You might be the police
- 27:49Speaker 1: for all I know. Bro, he sounds like the police. No, no, no,
- 27:53Speaker 1: it ain't. It ain't. Ain't nobody gonna come at your
- 27:54Speaker 1: sideways like that. Man. I ain't ain't trying to come
- 27:57Speaker 1: like what I'm trying to say. Man, they're trying to
- 27:59Speaker 1: hit me off of this hunted We'll see I can
- 28:01Speaker 1: get twenty three hunted man, I I kick you down
- 28:04Speaker 1: two fifty. You understand I'm saying, man, everybody too, Simpty,
- 28:10Speaker 1: You're crazy. Now you sound like the joke, bro, because
- 28:14Speaker 1: now you're insult to me. You're telling me you want
- 28:16Speaker 1: to claim mom now for some with you old money.
- 28:20Speaker 1: I don't even know you food so I can make
- 28:22Speaker 1: two fifty, Bro, I ain't trying to be on a brother.
- 28:25Speaker 1: When I claimed my kids. I'm getting the same exactly
- 28:28Speaker 1: like you're getting. I'm getting twenty three hundred. So what
- 28:31Speaker 1: like taking two hundred dollars from I don't know. You
- 28:35Speaker 1: know what I'm saying. Okay, but I'm the one stuck
- 28:37Speaker 1: over here paying the eight hundred. Man. I'm just acting.
- 28:40Speaker 1: Ask you to look out for a brother. Man, you say, yeah,
- 28:43Speaker 1: look out and you know my check and cut from
- 28:45Speaker 1: forty hours a week to thirteen hours a week, and
- 28:48Speaker 1: I still got these little backs to me for Jordan
- 28:51Speaker 1: Michael Jordany never put us back. That's why I'm trying
- 28:53Speaker 1: to hook you up with two fifty. Man. Damn, you
- 28:56Speaker 1: don't even see a good thing when it's coming at you. Bro. Bro,
- 28:59Speaker 1: I don't know you're talking about Bro. No. Two fifty. Bro,
- 29:02Speaker 1: When I claim me two little, I'm getting twenty three
- 29:05Speaker 1: a piece. Bro, what you think I'm gonna take two
- 29:07Speaker 1: fifty from you? Four? I don't even know you like that, So, man,
- 29:10Speaker 1: you ain't got it. You ain't got a trip. Man.
- 29:12Speaker 1: Then if you're with my bro, you're my people, you know,
- 29:15Speaker 1: maybe we could do a little something. I can understand that.
- 29:17Speaker 1: But Bro, you ain't gonna get me no two fifty
- 29:19Speaker 1: when I'm getting the same thing they're offering you point
- 29:21Speaker 1: three huntred this company money fright. So why is I'm
- 29:24Speaker 1: supposed to do? What am I opposed to do? Davin?
- 29:27Speaker 1: Tell me that. I mean, Bro, what you supposed to
- 29:30Speaker 1: do is go have you see claim that little every
- 29:33Speaker 1: year and you will get what I get. Please look
- 29:35Speaker 1: that I'm seeing in clothing every day. That's what you're
- 29:38Speaker 1: gonna have to do. My hours done got cut from
- 29:40Speaker 1: forty to fifteen hours a week. I had to go
- 29:42Speaker 1: pick me up the little side, understand. But rockets in office, Bro,
- 29:46Speaker 1: you gotta change your ways. You out there trying to
- 29:48Speaker 1: get me locked up for government scams. What I'm trying
- 29:51Speaker 1: to do, man, is get this eight hundred off my
- 29:53Speaker 1: bad dog. That's all I'm trying that. Ain't nobody trying
- 29:56Speaker 1: to get no trouble man, But you're still talking about
- 29:59Speaker 1: getting you a and getting me locked up. Now you
- 30:02Speaker 1: got me. I'm out here working hard to support my kids. Man,
- 30:06Speaker 1: but I need for the city and go through this
- 30:07Speaker 1: with you no more. Man. I ain't for the city
- 30:09Speaker 1: and go through this with your nor If you're gonna
- 30:11Speaker 1: help me with this money or not help you with
- 30:14Speaker 1: I see you on Saturday. Bro. I'm gonna up. Bro.
- 30:19Speaker 1: I need your son soldier security number right now. That's
- 30:22Speaker 1: what I need. Bro. Let me tell you something. BRO said,
- 30:24Speaker 1: what do you look like? Bro? You said he's gonna
- 30:27Speaker 1: stop six foot Bro when I see you, when I
- 30:29Speaker 1: step in that gymnasium, Bro, I'm on your You ain't
- 30:33Speaker 1: on that. You ain't on Blazing Lakers. Bro, you got
- 30:37Speaker 1: to bring that damn soldier security number. I think it's
- 30:40Speaker 1: a game. I'm gonna come flyin him. Okay, Cool, I
- 30:42Speaker 1: got one more thing I need to say to you.
- 30:44Speaker 1: You're lifting to me on my phone. Bro, I'm even
- 30:48Speaker 1: talking to this fool. I got one more thing I
- 30:50Speaker 1: need to say to you. Man, if you're listening to
- 30:52Speaker 1: make say your last statement, you want on your tombstone. Bro,
- 30:56Speaker 1: This is nephew timing from the Steve Harvey Martin shout.
- 31:00Speaker 1: You just got prank baby, this nephew tim me. Man,
- 31:08Speaker 1: what's up? Devin? Who you got me out here? Man?
- 31:14Speaker 1: You got hey? Do you got a boy that you
- 31:16Speaker 1: work with name Y? Put me up to this man,
- 31:27Speaker 1: get working all man, keep doing what you're doing. We
- 31:31Speaker 1: need good daddies in the world. Brother, Hey, one more thing, man,
- 31:35Speaker 1: I gotta ask you. You gotta tell me, man, what
- 31:37Speaker 1: is the baddest radio show in the land? Man? Steve
- 31:41Speaker 1: Harky Morning? Crazy Man, I'm an beat. You're listening to
- 31:52Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show. Alright? Ice Cube, Oh, he's in
- 31:58Speaker 1: the news lately for one thing, because Hip Hop Squares
- 32:02Speaker 1: is coming back. That's one thing. But yeah, I can't
- 32:06Speaker 1: wait till it comes back. I love Hip Hop Squares.
- 32:08Speaker 1: Yeah it's really good. But this time around, Ice Cube
- 32:12Speaker 1: is escalating his beef with the royal family of Cutter.
- 32:15Speaker 1: We call it Qatar. We pronounced as qutar, but the
- 32:19Speaker 1: correct pronunciation is cutar. Uh. Warning the emir that is
- 32:24Speaker 1: the head of the state. In our case, it would
- 32:26Speaker 1: be President Trump. I guess not to threaten Big Three
- 32:30Speaker 1: players or any American athlete. So this is you know,
- 32:34Speaker 1: they're beefing about this. We broke this story about Cuban
- 32:37Speaker 1: as Big Three partner. They filed at one point two
- 32:40Speaker 1: billion dollar lawsuit against several investors, including royal family members.
- 32:46Speaker 1: Cube claims the investors screwed the league out of millions, okay,
- 32:51Speaker 1: millions of dollars. Then they made threats saying this is
- 32:55Speaker 1: gangster right here. You should think of your safety and
- 32:58Speaker 1: the safety of you and your family. Oh uh Cube, yeah, yeah,
- 33:03Speaker 1: they they He said they screwed him out of millions
- 33:07Speaker 1: and then they made threats. Okay, all right, okay, west
- 33:12Speaker 1: side um. Now, Now, with the Amir of Qatar uh
- 33:17Speaker 1: visiting with President Trump, Cube decided to send a message.
- 33:21Speaker 1: Cube took out a full page ad in the New
- 33:25Speaker 1: York Times saying, Hey, President Trump, when you meet today
- 33:29Speaker 1: with Putin's new friend, the Emir of Qatar, please tell
- 33:34Speaker 1: him not to threaten the Big Three and American athletes
- 33:38Speaker 1: whoa not as gangster right there. Okay, I'm scared, though,
- 33:49Speaker 1: I don't know. Cube is my boy. Yeah he is
- 33:53Speaker 1: not scared though, well, but let me just maybe he
- 33:58Speaker 1: needs to be a probably because I'll be over that
- 34:04Speaker 1: way this song. Now. I don't know what the hell
- 34:11Speaker 1: going on, but some somebody from that region could be
- 34:20Speaker 1: mentally imbalanced, and I just don't want nothing. I don't
- 34:27Speaker 1: want no. I don't know why it coming with me
- 34:29Speaker 1: with no vessel, you know. You know what? Yeah, I
- 34:40Speaker 1: don't want to Donna be nervous. Yeah, I didn't know
- 34:46Speaker 1: they was Putin's friends. No, I'm gonna sit this one out. Yea.
- 34:51Speaker 1: So I think I'm gonna door to my boy, que
- 34:55Speaker 1: I'm with you to come over here. They swing on
- 34:58Speaker 1: that family yards. I'm with your cue. We're not sending
- 35:01Speaker 1: no messages over there. He's serious about his Big three though,
- 35:05Speaker 1: Damn that the family. That's all I'm girl caring about
- 35:10Speaker 1: the Big Three. I mean, I think it's a great league.
- 35:13Speaker 1: I watch it. But what I am saying is, you
- 35:16Speaker 1: can't threaten this man family now. Expect que punk up
- 35:20Speaker 1: now because that ain't what he fin to do. You're
- 35:22Speaker 1: gonna threaten this cat. Nobody can about that man. Where
- 35:25Speaker 1: we're from the nerve, I mean the goal. You should
- 35:30Speaker 1: think of your safety and the safety of you and
- 35:32Speaker 1: your family. Family. And they supposedly invest money in the
- 35:35Speaker 1: Big Three. Yeah, yeah, he said, he said they screwed
- 35:40Speaker 1: him out of millions the league. Yeah. He filed the
- 35:44Speaker 1: lawsuits saying that the Persian Golf investors they only claimed
- 35:49Speaker 1: to have paid only a third of what they were
- 35:51Speaker 1: supposed to, So twenty million dollars in funding. Wow. Well,
- 35:56Speaker 1: we wish you all the best, Cube. We hope this
- 35:59Speaker 1: can be resolved peacefully. Alright, Steve, we gotta we gotta
- 36:05Speaker 1: go to miss ladies and gentlemen. She's here, the lovely
- 36:09Speaker 1: miss A and trip and I watch you cue if
- 36:12Speaker 1: they come over here, Miss with your family, which I
- 36:16Speaker 1: hear you. Good morning everybody. This is answered with the news. Okay,
- 36:20Speaker 1: here we go and the highest profile GOP departure on
- 36:23Speaker 1: Capitol Hill yet. How Speaker Paul Ryan surprises fellow Republicans
- 36:27Speaker 1: yesterday with the announcement that he does not intend to
- 36:29Speaker 1: run for re election once his current term in office
- 36:32Speaker 1: is over. However, the Wisconsin lawmaker does say he feels
- 36:35Speaker 1: he's leaving Washington having accomplished much of his party's agenda.
- 36:39Speaker 1: It's been a wild ride, but it's been a journey
- 36:41Speaker 1: well worth taking to be able to do my part
- 36:44Speaker 1: to shrinthen the American idea that pursuit is never ending.
- 36:47Speaker 1: Much work remains, but I like to think I have
- 36:50Speaker 1: done my part, my little part in history to set
- 36:52Speaker 1: us on a better course now. Ryan states that his
- 36:54Speaker 1: reason for standing now politically is because he wants to
- 36:57Speaker 1: spend more time with his wife and children. However, in
- 37:00Speaker 1: his election district have varying theories on that. Nevertheless, Paul
- 37:03Speaker 1: Ryan becomes the thirty nine GOP House member to either
- 37:07Speaker 1: retire or seek another office since Donald Trump became president,
- 37:12Speaker 1: speaking at which President trusts warning by Twitter of an
- 37:14Speaker 1: imminent missile strike against Syria, saying that the US strike
- 37:18Speaker 1: would be part of a possible US response to last
- 37:20Speaker 1: week's suspected chemical weapons attack by government forces that claimed
- 37:24Speaker 1: at least forty three lives in the town of Dooma
- 37:26Speaker 1: that's just north of Damascus. However, a spokesperson for the
- 37:29Speaker 1: Kremlin says that Moscow does not engage in what he
- 37:31Speaker 1: calls Twitter diplomacy, and of course, White House spokeswoman Sarah
- 37:35Speaker 1: Sanders doing her job is clarifying things for the press
- 37:38Speaker 1: a number of other researchers who in any case, he says,
- 37:43Speaker 1: she says that things are going to be clarified. Russia insists,
- 37:45Speaker 1: by way, there was no chemical attack. By the way,
- 37:48Speaker 1: the Republican Party's candidate for Congress and Suburban Chicago is
- 37:51Speaker 1: a Holocaust denier who ran unopposed. Author Jones' campaign website
- 37:56Speaker 1: contains a section called the Holocaust Racket, where he claims
- 37:59Speaker 1: that there is no proof at all that a Holocaust
- 38:01Speaker 1: took place. Is what this guy says? Uh. This guy
- 38:03Speaker 1: also goes on to claim the Jews are supposedly responsible
- 38:07Speaker 1: directly for the murder of at least three million people.
- 38:09Speaker 1: Once more, this guy, Author Jones is the GOP candidate
- 38:12Speaker 1: for Congress outside Chicago. However, the state Republican Party is
- 38:16Speaker 1: denouncing him. They have denounced him. Facebook a CEO Mark
- 38:19Speaker 1: Zuckerberg underwent a second day of questioning in the wake
- 38:22Speaker 1: of the reported lifting of information from the over eight
- 38:26Speaker 1: hundred million Facebook users by a data firm working for
- 38:29Speaker 1: the Trump campaign. Among other the top to bottom changes
- 38:33Speaker 1: that he wants to make, Zuckerberg says Facebook will abide
- 38:35Speaker 1: by Europe's General a Data Prova privacy regulations when they
- 38:39Speaker 1: go in effect in May. Finally, today is National were
- 38:43Speaker 1: a star Day. What's your life can truly be? Well,
- 38:48Speaker 1: be back with more entertainment. Today's training topic twenty minutes
- 38:51Speaker 1: after the hour and the Steve Harvey Morning Show you're
- 38:53Speaker 1: listening to show Chloe Kardashian may, Oh my goodness, she
- 39:01Speaker 1: must be devastated right now. Um, we're we're incredibly sad
- 39:05Speaker 1: for Chloe. Uh to learn this at any time, it
- 39:09Speaker 1: doesn't matter when you learn this. It's sad news, but
- 39:12Speaker 1: particularly right before her baby girl arrives. You know she
- 39:15Speaker 1: is pregnant right now and do any minute? Uh. TMZ
- 39:19Speaker 1: posted surveillance camera video of Chloe's baby daddy and Cleveland
- 39:23Speaker 1: Cavalier basketball star Tristan Thompson partying in a club and
- 39:30Speaker 1: sitting in a booth with three women, not one, not
- 39:33Speaker 1: to three women. Uh in the booth, they're kissing, they're groping,
- 39:38Speaker 1: and their motor boating. Now you do you know what
- 39:40Speaker 1: motor boating? Yes? Divage back yeah, yeah yeah, and make
- 39:49Speaker 1: that sound like a motor boat yeah alright. Well. TMC
- 39:52Speaker 1: also reported that another one of Tristan's side pieces in
- 39:55Speaker 1: New York City posted and deleted runchy text messages from Riston,
- 40:00Speaker 1: as well as a homemade sex tape allegedly showing her
- 40:05Speaker 1: interest in engaging in uh intercourse. Um. Neither of their
- 40:09Speaker 1: faces are visible in the short clip though, But I mean,
- 40:13Speaker 1: what a time to for all of this to come out, Like,
- 40:18Speaker 1: like we said, there's never a good time, but right now,
- 40:21Speaker 1: right before you're getting ready to have his baby. You know,
- 40:24Speaker 1: I saw the video when I came in last night.
- 40:27Speaker 1: My wife showed it to him. This dude was so
- 40:31Speaker 1: set up. The person that's taken the video is obviously
- 40:36Speaker 1: up in the balcony. It was two girls sitting next
- 40:39Speaker 1: to the guy, one with long dog hair with the
- 40:42Speaker 1: white outfit in the other one. The girl sitting next
- 40:46Speaker 1: to him, leans behind him, looks right up at the
- 40:50Speaker 1: camera and motion like this is him. Can you see him?
- 40:55Speaker 1: They set the dude up. Man. There's another video of
- 40:58Speaker 1: him at a hotel. I saw that. I saw him
- 41:02Speaker 1: cross the lobby going through the dough. Five of them
- 41:05Speaker 1: in the morning. That's set up to That's not a
- 41:08Speaker 1: TMZ camera. That girl was texting, we're coming out, now,
- 41:13Speaker 1: we're coming out, now, we're going in now. I'm telling you, man,
- 41:17Speaker 1: they set this dude up so cold. Man and these
- 41:20Speaker 1: and now he's stupid. Definitely say no, he's stupid. Times teams. Yeah,
- 41:27Speaker 1: but the deep part is them girls did that just
- 41:33Speaker 1: to be nasty to this girl. That's Chloe. Man. We're
- 41:36Speaker 1: gonna set him up and just releasing. Ain't no money nothing,
- 41:40Speaker 1: all right, we gotta go listen. Coming up at thirty
- 41:44Speaker 1: four after the hour, we're gonna talk about Uh, Steve,
- 41:47Speaker 1: I don't know, this is wonderful. I love this thirty
- 41:49Speaker 1: two year old l a Lakers rookie Andre Ingram and
- 41:53Speaker 1: following your dreams. We got to talk about that right
- 41:56Speaker 1: after this. You're listening to Steve Hart Show. The Lakers
- 42:02Speaker 1: are not going to the playoffs, but fans at the
- 42:05Speaker 1: Staples Center finally got something to cheer about the other night.
- 42:09Speaker 1: Rookie Andre Ingram, And that's a loose kind of a
- 42:12Speaker 1: term rookie because he's thirty two years old and a
- 42:14Speaker 1: head full of gree here right. Uh. He spent ten
- 42:18Speaker 1: years in the NBA G League, played in his first
- 42:21Speaker 1: game and put on a show. The Lakers signed Ingram
- 42:25Speaker 1: on Monday for the team's last two games of the
- 42:28Speaker 1: season and came into last night's game against the Houston
- 42:31Speaker 1: Rockets to thunderous applause. Then he made his first shot,
- 42:36Speaker 1: a three pointer uh and went on to score nineteen points.
- 42:41Speaker 1: Don't you just love that. By the end of the game,
- 42:43Speaker 1: he was hearing chance of m v P m v
- 42:46Speaker 1: P from the home crowd. They gave him a standing
- 42:49Speaker 1: ovation and everything. The Lakers lost the game one oh
- 42:52Speaker 1: five to ninety nine, but the fans, yeah to the Rockets, right,
- 42:56Speaker 1: but at least got they But at least the fans
- 43:03Speaker 1: got a chance to cheer for something, somebody something, you know. Uh,
- 43:08Speaker 1: that's a real hoop dream though. I love that story. Yeah,
- 43:13Speaker 1: told it all. There's nothing else to tell. So, I mean,
- 43:16Speaker 1: it's just so well, this guy played in the G
- 43:18Speaker 1: League for ten years, he gets called up the first
- 43:22Speaker 1: time on the national stage, and this is what he does.
- 43:26Speaker 1: The great part of it was him coming to the
- 43:29Speaker 1: Staples Center with his wife and kids. Yeah, I mean,
- 43:34Speaker 1: you get called up ten years in the G League,
- 43:38Speaker 1: ten years many ten and you finally get called up
- 43:44Speaker 1: to play with the Lakers, and you have the fourth
- 43:48Speaker 1: best output by a rookie first day of pearance. But
- 43:54Speaker 1: it speaks to never giving up though, it speaks to
- 43:56Speaker 1: following your dreams and all of that too as well.
- 43:59Speaker 1: I mean it does, but I just man, such a
- 44:02Speaker 1: great story. Man to see this man and and then
- 44:05Speaker 1: Magic and he got a game ball from the coach
- 44:09Speaker 1: and other players man dapping him up going down, dog.
- 44:14Speaker 1: That's crazy knowing that this cat been in the G
- 44:17Speaker 1: League for ten years and years. Yeah, man, we brought
- 44:20Speaker 1: to the mind because I hugged Magic the exact same.
- 44:24Speaker 1: Now what you have stayed in there ten years? Steve? Uh? Yeah,
- 44:30Speaker 1: I mean I did. I mean, look at me, I did.
- 44:33Speaker 1: I've been in this business thirty three years total. I
- 44:37Speaker 1: was in the D League of Comedy them comedy clubs
- 44:43Speaker 1: for ten years at least. H just I'm talking about man,
- 44:52Speaker 1: at least twelve years. I mean, nobody knew me. Mhm.
- 44:59Speaker 1: The first time you all heard of me, I was
- 45:01Speaker 1: thirty eight years old. The first time anybody ever heard
- 45:05Speaker 1: of me. I was thirty eight. You know, I think
- 45:11Speaker 1: I was. No. That was the apollo. How did you
- 45:17Speaker 1: get your big breaks? Steve Um? What was the turning point?
- 45:23Speaker 1: I got called up by Chuck Sutton, who's past now,
- 45:28Speaker 1: and I was about to give up. I was going home, man,
- 45:33Speaker 1: I was just about to quit. That's a man. I
- 45:35Speaker 1: can't do this no more. I was gonna call my
- 45:38Speaker 1: dad and ask him could I come stay at the
- 45:40Speaker 1: house for six months and find a job. I was
- 45:43Speaker 1: just about to give up, and I called the answering
- 45:45Speaker 1: machine and it was the Apollo. I didn't have enough
- 45:48Speaker 1: money to get there because I was in Florida, so
- 45:51Speaker 1: I hung up the answer machine. I started crying because
- 45:53Speaker 1: I didn't have the money to go. At thirty five
- 45:56Speaker 1: hours I was in Florida. Went back to the answering machine,
- 45:59Speaker 1: called it again. He said, yeah, it was this Sunday.
- 46:03Speaker 1: Right before I hang up, another beat came in and said,
- 46:06Speaker 1: you have another message. I pressed it. As soon as
- 46:09Speaker 1: I pressed it, he said, this is tom So from
- 46:11Speaker 1: Comedy Caravan. I don't know where you are, Steve, but
- 46:13Speaker 1: if you're in Florida, I have a gig in Florida
- 46:16Speaker 1: in Jacksonville. Tomorrow night. I was at three hours away
- 46:19Speaker 1: in Pensylfola. I drove made a hundred and fifty that
- 46:23Speaker 1: Friday night. I did so good to do, asked me
- 46:25Speaker 1: to stay over the next night, paid me another hundred.
- 46:28Speaker 1: I had three hundred dollars. I called Chucks, asked what's
- 46:30Speaker 1: the opening still that? He said, yeah. I caught a
- 46:33Speaker 1: plane on Eastern Airlines for nine dollars round trip. There
- 46:38Speaker 1: out of special I flew to New York and performed
- 46:41Speaker 1: the de Apollo and that was it. Look at yes,
- 46:49Speaker 1: all right, listen when we come back. The prank phone
- 46:52Speaker 1: call right after this you're listening, coming up at the
- 46:57Speaker 1: top of the hour, right about four minutes half your
- 47:00Speaker 1: It's today's strawberry letter. The subject how do I compete
- 47:04Speaker 1: with his mama? That's the subject. But right now, Steve,
- 47:08Speaker 1: you're gonna introduce the prank phone call for the nephew
- 47:11Speaker 1: who was that today's food ain't here, so I'm handling
- 47:15Speaker 1: it again. Uh, ladies and gentlemen. The prank is side
- 47:21Speaker 1: job clean up talks starts. Is Robbie help you? Uh? Robbie,
- 47:27Speaker 1: I'm trying to get a order in for some construction
- 47:30Speaker 1: uh supplies I need to pick up. That's fine. What's
- 47:32Speaker 1: your what's your company? Uh? Roof and Company. Okay, have
- 47:38Speaker 1: we have We've done business and need before. No, no,
- 47:40Speaker 1: you have. This is my first time call. I heard
- 47:42Speaker 1: you guys were pretty good. I appreciate the compliment. Okay,
- 47:45Speaker 1: I know. Listen, Uh, I need to get this as
- 47:47Speaker 1: soon as possible. Man, can I possibly pick up these supplies?
- 47:50Speaker 1: Like in the next couple of hours. Uh, well, you know,
- 47:52Speaker 1: normally don't work that fact kind of a quick turnaround.
- 47:55Speaker 1: We got a little bit of a backup. But I
- 47:56Speaker 1: can I can do my baptist depends on what you need. Okay,
- 47:59Speaker 1: here's here's what I need. Man, I need five rolls
- 48:02Speaker 1: of duct takes. Okay, that's no problem, that's quick. Okay,
- 48:06Speaker 1: I need plastic. Man, Listen, if you was gonna wrap
- 48:09Speaker 1: up something in plastic that's like about uh six ft
- 48:13Speaker 1: two in height and two hundred pounds, how much plastic
- 48:17Speaker 1: you think I would need to wrap to wrap that up?
- 48:19Speaker 1: In this is second, You're you're asking for a plastic
- 48:21Speaker 1: like a roller plastics. Yeah, but I'm telling I need
- 48:24Speaker 1: to wrap up something that's six ft two and like
- 48:26Speaker 1: two hundred and ten pounds. Uh. I probably wouldn't get
- 48:29Speaker 1: about three yards four yards of plastics. Okay, okay, I
- 48:32Speaker 1: need to get that. Then let me ask you this here.
- 48:35Speaker 1: If you was gonna try to put some cement on
- 48:37Speaker 1: that to hold it down, how much cements you think
- 48:40Speaker 1: I hold that down? I'm more confused. You you're running
- 48:43Speaker 1: the roofing company, right, Yeah, I'm a roof of company.
- 48:45Speaker 1: But I'm doing a little side work for some friends
- 48:47Speaker 1: of mine. Oh okay, okay, I just got a little confused.
- 48:50Speaker 1: Can you told me it's a college, there's company, No problem,
- 48:51Speaker 1: no problem. We've got some man way you're you're you're
- 48:54Speaker 1: trying to hold from them. I'm trying to I'm trying
- 48:57Speaker 1: to hold something down. So how many bags to see me?
- 49:00Speaker 1: Do you think I need to hold out of something
- 49:01Speaker 1: that's two hundred and twenty pounds? Wow? I don't know.
- 49:05Speaker 1: Eight bags a bag? Eight bags that would recommend at least. Okay, okay,
- 49:11Speaker 1: give me eight bags to see men. Now, just something
- 49:13Speaker 1: else I want to ask you. Do you have anything
- 49:15Speaker 1: any type of cleaner man that can get uh, that
- 49:18Speaker 1: can get blood? I mean a paint off the floor. Yeah,
- 49:20Speaker 1: we got industrial cleaners, something, all kinds of industrial clean well,
- 49:24Speaker 1: he said, paint the paint of blood. Uh, paint paint prank. Okay,
- 49:29Speaker 1: I mean I've got industrial cleaners, all kind you mean,
- 49:31Speaker 1: do you have a preference, no, just whatever you could
- 49:33Speaker 1: throw in there. I need that. Now, let me ask
- 49:35Speaker 1: you this here. Do you have anything that can like
- 49:37Speaker 1: just kill a smell? You know what I'm saying that
- 49:40Speaker 1: if you know, if you don't want something to smell.
- 49:42Speaker 1: You got anything for that? Something? Something? Something die in
- 49:45Speaker 1: your place? Is this is this something? Something? Did you like? Yeah,
- 49:49Speaker 1: there an animal or something you found? I mean, I'm
- 49:51Speaker 1: kind of confused. You're talking about snow and cleaning up.
- 49:53Speaker 1: Did you find some short animal on a construction a robby? Listen, man,
- 49:58Speaker 1: Just take the harder. That's all I need you to do. Okay, Okay,
- 50:01Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I wasn't asking your business. I just it
- 50:03Speaker 1: was a little concerned. What are we getting? What are
- 50:05Speaker 1: we cleaning up? And what do we I mean, I
- 50:06Speaker 1: guess there we clean up a pile, ford to clean
- 50:09Speaker 1: up carpet. I mean, what's the what's the cleaner form,
- 50:11Speaker 1: what's the what? Where's the odor? Sir? I'm asking you,
- 50:15Speaker 1: do you have something strong enough? Like do you think
- 50:17Speaker 1: ammonia can can keep a smell down? What do I
- 50:20Speaker 1: need to keep a smell down? You're definitely gonna need ammonia.
- 50:22Speaker 1: I mean, you gotta get something. Just scrub that right down,
- 50:25Speaker 1: because you mean, wherever that sent is, if it's in
- 50:27Speaker 1: your if it's in the walls, if you've got fabrics
- 50:30Speaker 1: in that place. I mean, whatever, whatever you got it,
- 50:31Speaker 1: you probably have a different type of the otorize or
- 50:34Speaker 1: something for the carpets of them for the walls. I mean,
- 50:36Speaker 1: I don't. I guess, I guess I'm just kind of
- 50:38Speaker 1: confused as to as to where the sense coming from.
- 50:41Speaker 1: And I don't worry about all that, man, Listen, just
- 50:44Speaker 1: just right down and what the order is. Okay, I
- 50:48Speaker 1: got it you. I got the five hold of duck tape.
- 50:49Speaker 1: I got to that's the full yard of plastic at
- 50:51Speaker 1: the eight bats cement. I got the industrial clean, I
- 50:53Speaker 1: got the ammonia. I'm I'm I'm typing it all in.
- 50:55Speaker 1: I got I've got your order. Okay, y'all. Uh, it's
- 51:00Speaker 1: like but machete anything that's real shop put okay, hold
- 51:05Speaker 1: on a second. And now now you're completely off base.
- 51:07Speaker 1: You do realize you call the hardware store, right, I'm
- 51:09Speaker 1: calling the hardware store because I need some supplies. Man,
- 51:12Speaker 1: I'm doing the job on the side. I need some supplies.
- 51:14Speaker 1: I get that you call you set there already, but
- 51:16Speaker 1: I'm confused about it is. Now you're asking for a weapon?
- 51:18Speaker 1: What what what would us in the shedding for? I
- 51:20Speaker 1: mean that you're you're talking about what you're gonna chop
- 51:24Speaker 1: down some some some brush. I don't I don't. I
- 51:25Speaker 1: don't get it. What's on the shedding for? Hey? Man, listen, listen.
- 51:28Speaker 1: Your job is to take the order. Man, that's your job. Robbie,
- 51:32Speaker 1: don't tell me my my job is. I know what
- 51:34Speaker 1: my job is. This is my store man, Okay. I've
- 51:37Speaker 1: been working here a lot longer than you even can imagine.
- 51:40Speaker 1: And people don't call up asking for ammonia and and
- 51:43Speaker 1: cleaner and and and trying to get a smell out.
- 51:45Speaker 1: I mean what I just I'm trying to think about
- 51:47Speaker 1: how best to help you. I'm sorry, I'm I'm doing Robbie,
- 51:50Speaker 1: is you be a nosy? You be a nosy? All
- 51:53Speaker 1: you gotta do is field order? And I haven't haven't
- 51:55Speaker 1: done in two hours when I get there. That's all
- 51:57Speaker 1: you gotta do. I can't do that in two hours.
- 52:00Speaker 1: I can't even I go back up with this point.
- 52:03Speaker 1: I'm not even sure I can get this done. Maybe
- 52:05Speaker 1: tomorrow morning. Did tomorrow morning work? Well? Yes, mane I
- 52:08Speaker 1: got to get rid of this body. I got to
- 52:10Speaker 1: get rid of this guy today. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
- 52:15Speaker 1: I need to call listen, I need to call the policeman.
- 52:17Speaker 1: You can hit body, but that right there, that's about
- 52:21Speaker 1: white people already want to call the police when they've
- 52:24Speaker 1: got nothing to do with them. Listen, all you need
- 52:26Speaker 1: to do is field the order. Okay, Okay, you're listen.
- 52:31Speaker 1: I need to tell you something. Okay. And I don't
- 52:34Speaker 1: know if you if you found a body, I don't
- 52:35Speaker 1: know if you're respondful from the body either a way.
- 52:38Speaker 1: I don't want to be any part of this business, okay.
- 52:40Speaker 1: I don't know why you're planning or where you try
- 52:42Speaker 1: to bury this thing, but you're basically asked me to
- 52:44Speaker 1: be an accomplice to something that's none of my business. Hey,
- 52:47Speaker 1: I need your name right now. Okay, what I'm not
- 52:50Speaker 1: giving you my name? You're saying those proofing Hey, hey,
- 52:54Speaker 1: listen to me. You said you're called from Truth and Company?
- 52:56Speaker 1: Are you I'm not? I'm not. Hey man, let me
- 52:59Speaker 1: tell you something. Why are your wife folks always trying
- 53:01Speaker 1: to be a though? Tell you like that? Why are
- 53:03Speaker 1: you are away acting like? Why do you folks? What
- 53:05Speaker 1: your problem? Some something about white folks talking about purple, green, black, blue, Wolman,
- 53:09Speaker 1: it's talking about white it's what you're asking for. That
- 53:12Speaker 1: sounds like trying to bury your body. Okay, that's I'm
- 53:14Speaker 1: trying to figure out are you and you're not? What
- 53:16Speaker 1: is your name? I need your name and your name
- 53:18Speaker 1: right now? Hey man, well, first of all, you have work,
- 53:20Speaker 1: do not? You can't? You guys want to be talking
- 53:22Speaker 1: to me like this. I don't care if I'm swearing
- 53:24Speaker 1: at work. My my co workers, the people here, they
- 53:27Speaker 1: an't know who I am, and they know if I
- 53:28Speaker 1: was talking to someone. Some people. You not be talking
- 53:31Speaker 1: like this too. Okay, I'm gonna Traci just call you.
- 53:33Speaker 1: Hear me. I'm gonna trace this call. I'm gonna get
- 53:35Speaker 1: the cops on your and figure out who the you are. Okay, okay,
- 53:39Speaker 1: well let me let me ask you this. Since you
- 53:40Speaker 1: want to know who I am? Do you know Marcus?
- 53:43Speaker 1: I don't work, No Marcus. He works here, man, I
- 53:48Speaker 1: know him. Okay, Marcus is who got me to call you?
- 53:52Speaker 1: This is nephew Timmy from the Steve alby Martin and
- 53:54Speaker 1: Show Robbie. You just got pragged by your co worker, Marcus.
- 54:01Speaker 1: You have got to be kidding me, Marcus, marcut I
- 54:06Speaker 1: see you over there, I see you. I can't believe that.
- 54:10Speaker 1: Who son of a Marcus, why don't you tell me this?
- 54:17Speaker 1: I gotta ask you, Rob, you gotta tell me this man,
- 54:19Speaker 1: what is the baddest and I mean the baddest radio
- 54:22Speaker 1: show in the land. That's easy Steve Harvey Morning Show.
- 54:30Speaker 1: So that was side job. I have no comments like
- 54:33Speaker 1: he do. He's play too much. I mean, you know
- 54:40Speaker 1: what it is. He want to be praised after every
- 54:44Speaker 1: p I'm just not going to do how many times
- 54:50Speaker 1: you gotta tell him, Timmy that was good, Timmy, that
- 54:55Speaker 1: is your nephew. Nowy need he need too much? Well?
- 55:00Speaker 1: What's wrong with that? We all need something. I have
- 55:04Speaker 1: a wife, okay, No damned man up around me. I'm
- 55:11Speaker 1: giving all I got to these kids. I got this wife, kids,
- 55:14Speaker 1: having other kids. Now sitting up in here, man going
- 55:18Speaker 1: through that with them. We'll see. What does it take
- 55:21Speaker 1: out of you to say great job, Tommy? Serious all
- 55:24Speaker 1: the time, every damn day, every damn you want you
- 55:31Speaker 1: want praise, you ask for it. No, this is what
- 55:36Speaker 1: he do. Huh huh huh. What I do? What I do?
- 55:41Speaker 1: Is I stupid? Did you like it? What you think?
- 55:46Speaker 1: Just begging for good? Don't you just be a seal?
- 55:49Speaker 1: He needs to be working down a sea world somewhere
- 55:53Speaker 1: for fish. Coming up at the top of the hour.
- 55:56Speaker 1: It's a Strawberry letter Tommy to see you, subject how
- 56:01Speaker 1: do I compete with his mama? Right after this, you're
- 56:04Speaker 1: listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, it
- 56:08Speaker 1: is time for today's Strawberry Letter. And remember, if you
- 56:11Speaker 1: need advice in your relationship, that means dating. Uh. If
- 56:15Speaker 1: you're married, that means work advice. Uh, sex advice. Okay,
- 56:20Speaker 1: that to parenting advice. Whatever you need, you know, advice
- 56:24Speaker 1: on especially relationships. That's that's our area of expertise, shall
- 56:29Speaker 1: we say. Anyway, submit your Strawberry letter to Steve Harvey
- 56:32Speaker 1: FM dot com and click submit Strawberry letter. Anything you
- 56:36Speaker 1: want to add to that stage. I resent you saying
- 56:38Speaker 1: that just relationships, as I feel of expertise. If you
- 56:42Speaker 1: to wrote a letter into an athlete syndicated show, obviously
- 56:45Speaker 1: you don't know nothing. So I take a fish to that.
- 56:51Speaker 1: I'm an expert on whatever the letter is. Okay, well,
- 56:55Speaker 1: I'm just called the person who wrote it need help.
- 56:57Speaker 1: They don't know. Okay, that could be dating, works, sex, parenting,
- 57:04Speaker 1: and more. But you're you're really good at those parenting letters.
- 57:09Speaker 1: Sex won't right there ask such a nerve. I'm just
- 57:26Speaker 1: letting you know, say what they want to say, boss,
- 57:31Speaker 1: But you ain't heard that. Where It's time, ladies and gentlemen,
- 57:35Speaker 1: for the straw Here she is the beautiful Shirley Strawberry.
- 57:39Speaker 1: Thank you Jr. Alright subject, How do I compete with
- 57:43Speaker 1: his mama? Here's Stephen Shirley. I've been with my husband
- 57:47Speaker 1: for thirty years. He's a great father and a great
- 57:50Speaker 1: son to his mother, but he falls short on being
- 57:54Speaker 1: a good husband. When I met him, I thought that
- 57:56Speaker 1: if a man treats his mother like a queen, he
- 57:59Speaker 1: will be a great husban spent. But after all of
- 58:01Speaker 1: these years, I think that I may be living with
- 58:03Speaker 1: a mama's boy. Don't get me wrong. I love my
- 58:07Speaker 1: mother in law and we get along very well, but
- 58:09Speaker 1: my husband has always put her as number one over me.
- 58:14Speaker 1: When my husband gets off work, he calls his mama
- 58:17Speaker 1: before he calls me. He stops by her house three
- 58:20Speaker 1: or four times a week to take her trash out.
- 58:23Speaker 1: He puts gas in her car pace part of her mortgage,
- 58:26Speaker 1: and after we go to early service at church, he
- 58:29Speaker 1: goes back to church to save a parking space for
- 58:31Speaker 1: her because she attends the second service. The list goes
- 58:36Speaker 1: on and on. I thought I was supposed to be
- 58:39Speaker 1: his queen. I've expressed my feelings to him numerous times,
- 58:43Speaker 1: and I end up looking and feeling like I'm just
- 58:46Speaker 1: a nagging wife. He didn't want to plan to do
- 58:49Speaker 1: anything special for a twenty five wedding anniversary, and he
- 58:53Speaker 1: didn't do anything special for my fiftieth birthday. I'm only
- 58:56Speaker 1: asking to be treated like his queen at least once
- 58:59Speaker 1: a month. Is that too much to ask? The last
- 59:02Speaker 1: vacation the two of us had was back in two
- 59:04Speaker 1: thousand two. Steven Shirley, Am I being selfish? How can
- 59:08Speaker 1: I compete with his mama? Please help? It sounds like
- 59:13Speaker 1: you know, of course, Yes, he's a mama's boy. Took
- 59:15Speaker 1: you all that time to figure that out. You've been
- 59:17Speaker 1: married to him for thirty years. Yes, without a doubt,
- 59:20Speaker 1: he's a mama's boy. But you can take on some
- 59:22Speaker 1: of this responsibility yourself. I mean, you know, the last
- 59:25Speaker 1: vacation the two of you had, you say was back
- 59:28Speaker 1: in two thousand two. Why don't have you planned anything?
- 59:30Speaker 1: Have you planned a vacation? And said, honey, you know
- 59:33Speaker 1: I picked out a place, let's go here. Well, he
- 59:36Speaker 1: might take his mom. Is that what you're thinking? Well, anyway,
- 59:39Speaker 1: you can do some things on your own if you
- 59:42Speaker 1: want to do things. Okay, Uh, this has to stop though.
- 59:46Speaker 1: I mean, you did marry a mama's boy. It sounds like, uh,
- 59:49Speaker 1: in in this particular marriage, you're just an afterthought. You know,
- 59:53Speaker 1: you're very low on the totem pole here. Um, how
- 59:57Speaker 1: how dare he not celebrate your twenty fifth anniversary and
- 59:59Speaker 1: a special way? Uh? I don't even know how you
- 1:00:03Speaker 1: let him get away with not doing anything special for
- 1:00:05Speaker 1: you on your fiftieth birthday? Really? Uh? You get along
- 1:00:10Speaker 1: really well with his mom. I think it's because she
- 1:00:12Speaker 1: she knows her position, she knows it's secure with her son.
- 1:00:16Speaker 1: She she knows she's number one in his life. So
- 1:00:19Speaker 1: of course she's gonna get along with you. Why not.
- 1:00:21Speaker 1: She doesn't have any reason not to. She's secure. Uh.
- 1:00:25Speaker 1: You know, I just think you say, well, I'll back
- 1:00:29Speaker 1: up here. You say you've expressed how you feel to him,
- 1:00:32Speaker 1: but it has fallen on death death ears. He's not
- 1:00:35Speaker 1: trying to hear you. So I just say you have
- 1:00:37Speaker 1: to put some sort of action behind those words. You
- 1:00:40Speaker 1: gotta make some changes in how you deal with this
- 1:00:42Speaker 1: little mama's boy, and then you can get different results,
- 1:00:45Speaker 1: some of the results that you want. But you can
- 1:00:47Speaker 1: take some of this on your own and plan some
- 1:00:50Speaker 1: things and just say we're going, Steve, all right, here
- 1:00:54Speaker 1: we go. How do I compete with his mama? Shirley
- 1:01:00Speaker 1: has made a lot of good points in her response,
- 1:01:04Speaker 1: and I take my hat off to my sister, but
- 1:01:08Speaker 1: y'all know that my job is to provide the ignorant
- 1:01:12Speaker 1: side of things make me proud of and I'm I'm
- 1:01:17Speaker 1: I'm just gonna, you know, be honest with y'all. I know, Shirley,
- 1:01:21Speaker 1: we're saying that that the woman has a responsibility in
- 1:01:24Speaker 1: all this, but let's be real, it ain't her job
- 1:01:28Speaker 1: to turn this boy into a man. Okay, So now
- 1:01:34Speaker 1: let's just go on and deal with this. Here we go.
- 1:01:37Speaker 1: I've been with my husband for thirty years. He's a
- 1:01:41Speaker 1: great father and a great son to his mother. But
- 1:01:43Speaker 1: he fell short and being a good husband thirty years
- 1:01:46Speaker 1: of this, we're just not getting the letter. We started
- 1:01:52Speaker 1: to get a letter back in two dogs put the
- 1:01:55Speaker 1: wars down. Yes, yes, so now that's what I'm surprised that.
- 1:02:03Speaker 1: When I met him, I thought, if a man treats
- 1:02:06Speaker 1: his mother like a queen, he would be a great husband. Well,
- 1:02:12Speaker 1: sometimes if a man treats his mother like the queen didn't,
- 1:02:20Speaker 1: that means he ain't got no time for another queen,
- 1:02:25Speaker 1: and that would be you. He don't have time for you,
- 1:02:31Speaker 1: he got one queen. You know what Dr Stasa scripted
- 1:02:35Speaker 1: that says a man case serve two masters, where his
- 1:02:39Speaker 1: mama is his master. You ain't all right, But after
- 1:02:46Speaker 1: all these years, I think that I may be living
- 1:02:49Speaker 1: with a mama's boy. Don't get me wrong. I love
- 1:02:53Speaker 1: my mother in law and we get along really well,
- 1:02:55Speaker 1: but my husband has always put her as number one
- 1:02:59Speaker 1: over me. Okay, you're saying something real cute, real real,
- 1:03:04Speaker 1: real real love. Um Key, you said something, key Hire,
- 1:03:15Speaker 1: you said, I think I may be living with a
- 1:03:18Speaker 1: mama's boy. Don't get me wrong. I love my mother
- 1:03:20Speaker 1: love whoa whoa whoa. See you didn't stay on that
- 1:03:23Speaker 1: one long enough. I may be living with a mama's boy.
- 1:03:26Speaker 1: Here's the rule I created. He can't be her boy
- 1:03:30Speaker 1: and your man at the same time. That's right. One
- 1:03:34Speaker 1: more time, Steve, he can't be her boy and your
- 1:03:39Speaker 1: man at the same time. See, and that is the problem.
- 1:03:47Speaker 1: You do have a mama's boy. I love my mother
- 1:03:52Speaker 1: and we get along really well. But what they had again,
- 1:03:55Speaker 1: I have a solution for that line right there. You'll
- 1:03:57Speaker 1: get it when we come back. You're listening, Steve. All right,
- 1:04:02Speaker 1: Come on, Steve, let's go with part two of your
- 1:04:05Speaker 1: response to today's Strawberry letter. How do I compete with
- 1:04:08Speaker 1: his mama? Well, I've been married thirty years to his
- 1:04:11Speaker 1: mama's boy. Now you figured if a man treat his
- 1:04:14Speaker 1: mother like a queen, that he would do the same
- 1:04:17Speaker 1: for his wife. Well, the problem is, you gotta treat
- 1:04:21Speaker 1: your mother. Well. See, it ain't your job to treat
- 1:04:24Speaker 1: your mother like a queen. It's her husband's job to
- 1:04:27Speaker 1: treat it like a queen. You gotta treat her like
- 1:04:30Speaker 1: your mother. Gott to honor her and respect her. Then
- 1:04:34Speaker 1: you marry somebody and you treat them like a queen,
- 1:04:38Speaker 1: and it ain't the kid's job to treat it like
- 1:04:40Speaker 1: the queen. They got an honor in respect, But your
- 1:04:43Speaker 1: husband and took on the queen road, and he can't
- 1:04:46Speaker 1: handle one queen she is. Now. I love my mother
- 1:04:50Speaker 1: in law. We get along really well, but my husband
- 1:04:53Speaker 1: has always put her number one over me. When my
- 1:04:56Speaker 1: husband gets off work, he calls his mama before he
- 1:04:59Speaker 1: called to me. That's a mama's boy. I'll be damn
- 1:05:04Speaker 1: my mama. Now, Mama, I'm off. Can I Can I
- 1:05:11Speaker 1: go home? See my wife? Can I go somewhere after school?
- 1:05:15Speaker 1: You bring your ass over here? Herman? He stops about
- 1:05:24Speaker 1: her house three or four times a week to take
- 1:05:27Speaker 1: her trash out? What is this kind of throwing away? What?
- 1:05:38Speaker 1: She big? Now? She big? Because this woman creating trash
- 1:05:42Speaker 1: four times a week? She big now. Also, he puts
- 1:05:51Speaker 1: gas in her call, paid for part of her mortgage.
- 1:05:54Speaker 1: And as we go to early service at church, he
- 1:05:57Speaker 1: goes back to church to save the parker's part for
- 1:05:59Speaker 1: her because she attends second. See all this she be?
- 1:06:03Speaker 1: She can't get up for the early service. He gotta
- 1:06:06Speaker 1: go back up there and save her pocket spot close
- 1:06:09Speaker 1: to the dome. That's so her big an can wandering
- 1:06:13Speaker 1: into the church. I'm just telling you what, Tilly, you
- 1:06:17Speaker 1: don't see this in the letter. That's what I'm here for,
- 1:06:21Speaker 1: paying part of her mortgage. The list goes on and on.
- 1:06:25Speaker 1: I thought I was supposed to be his queen. I've
- 1:06:27Speaker 1: expressed my feelings to him numerous times. I end up
- 1:06:29Speaker 1: looking at feeling like I'm just a nagging wife. He
- 1:06:32Speaker 1: don't plan do anything specialified twenty five anniversary. That's cause
- 1:06:36Speaker 1: it was coincide with something is mama wanted to do.
- 1:06:39Speaker 1: And he didn't do anything on my fiftieth birthday because
- 1:06:42Speaker 1: he was at his mama's. I was taking the trash.
- 1:06:46Speaker 1: I'm don't ask him to be treated like the queen
- 1:06:48Speaker 1: at least once a month. Is that too much? Hell,
- 1:06:51Speaker 1: it ain't enough. If all you see yourself is getting
- 1:06:55Speaker 1: treated right onces a month, he can skip that. That's
- 1:06:57Speaker 1: twelve times a year. You're gonna get treated right, lady, Lady,
- 1:07:01Speaker 1: you need to raise your standards. Last vacation the two
- 1:07:03Speaker 1: of us handing back in two thousand two, Shirley and
- 1:07:06Speaker 1: Steve am I being selfish. How can I compete with
- 1:07:08Speaker 1: his mama? Well, here's the answer. How can I compete
- 1:07:12Speaker 1: with his mama? Here's what I think? You should move
- 1:07:16Speaker 1: in with his mama. What then you can get what
- 1:07:20Speaker 1: she gets here? Come over your house three full time?
- 1:07:31Speaker 1: All right, Steve, we gotta get out of here. You
- 1:07:33Speaker 1: can email, email us your Instagram. That's your thoughts on
- 1:07:36Speaker 1: today's Strawberry Letter at my girl, Shirley, please don't forget
- 1:07:39Speaker 1: to join me today for the Strawberry Letter live after
- 1:07:43Speaker 1: show on Facebook at one thirty pm Eastern Time. Now, Steve,
- 1:07:47Speaker 1: please introduce that girl. She is here, Steve. I'm so
- 1:07:56Speaker 1: happy right now? You know why? Why's gonna be gus?
- 1:08:00Speaker 1: Monday is tag damn tax Day means what refunds? That's right? Yeah,
- 1:08:09Speaker 1: we're getting no refunds. I'm not You're not. Oh, I've
- 1:08:13Speaker 1: been getting refunds all the way back when I started
- 1:08:15Speaker 1: doing that one page for the Easy What I am
- 1:08:21Speaker 1: to say that? Why not? I've been getting refunds ye,
- 1:08:25Speaker 1: since I fired getting ordered it. That's what I dare you.
- 1:08:31Speaker 1: I dare you. Let me tell you something. Okay, let
- 1:08:34Speaker 1: me tell you gonna start see Harvard, let me get
- 1:08:36Speaker 1: sell you gonna start. So I'm doing comedy up in
- 1:08:38Speaker 1: northern California. Right, So some money that I get, you know,
- 1:08:42Speaker 1: commemorary when they used to pay you a kid, Tommy Jr.
- 1:08:44Speaker 1: St Right payment can So then somebody started calling me
- 1:08:49Speaker 1: and guess who they was? The Secret Service? But I
- 1:08:52Speaker 1: went opening the door because I don't know nobody like that.
- 1:08:54Speaker 1: I'm gonna need to see some badges. I'm gonna need
- 1:08:56Speaker 1: to see some certificates or something, right, so they come in.
- 1:09:00Speaker 1: Everybody scared but me. I laid out everything. I laid
- 1:09:03Speaker 1: out plane tickets, I laid our contract, this where the
- 1:09:06Speaker 1: money came from? This? Who got That's who? You need
- 1:09:09Speaker 1: me talking about them people over there. So I ain't
- 1:09:11Speaker 1: worried about saying I'm about to get me a refund,
- 1:09:14Speaker 1: because I'm about to give me a red fun Is
- 1:09:18Speaker 1: this because you're a Republican? Cheryl? Probably Chi you know,
- 1:09:25Speaker 1: did you just go to Westley? You know? Oh, they're
- 1:09:30Speaker 1: gonna happen to me because hey, look they got him,
- 1:09:32Speaker 1: they didn't get me cause we look similar. Don't mean
- 1:09:35Speaker 1: we're going into jail together. He didn't mean that to me.
- 1:09:43Speaker 1: And I was talking about the parents to chocolate people.
- 1:09:47Speaker 1: I paid my taxes. I paid my tax I feel
- 1:09:50Speaker 1: out my stuff. I even pull out my money early
- 1:09:53Speaker 1: like you supposed suit and for everybody's doing the right thing,
- 1:09:56Speaker 1: get your money back from the government, fell out your
- 1:09:59Speaker 1: stuff doing to tronically, let's get our money. We are older,
- 1:10:03Speaker 1: we are owed it. So now I'm very happy. So
- 1:10:06Speaker 1: you will see me in Target Walmart, Safe Way, Missippi, Monica. Target.
- 1:10:15Speaker 1: Target is Target. Everybody loves Targets. I love Target to.
- 1:10:20Speaker 1: Don't give me no Target gift card. I'm stretching it
- 1:10:22Speaker 1: to the bidding in ma'am, you only got thirty six
- 1:10:25Speaker 1: sier card and I'm spending it all right now. I
- 1:10:28Speaker 1: love I love talking, and I love Super Target when
- 1:10:32Speaker 1: they have people. They used to have fish and macaroni cheese.
- 1:10:35Speaker 1: Love all of that. But and how did I pay
- 1:10:38Speaker 1: for it? Tax food to huh? Yeah, super Targets. Who's stocks?
- 1:10:51Speaker 1: I never knew targets so full? We can't yeah, super
- 1:10:54Speaker 1: Walmart at super Target. Yes, all right, thank you, Cheryl.
- 1:10:58Speaker 1: Coming up and about tell minutes. The Obama's are not
- 1:11:02Speaker 1: going to the royal wedding next month, and we'll discuss
- 1:11:05Speaker 1: funny moment. Yeah, yeah, a lot of people weren't invited.
- 1:11:09Speaker 1: All right, Well, right after this, you're listening to the
- 1:11:14Speaker 1: stew Alright, President Obama and former First Lady Michelle Obama
- 1:11:21Speaker 1: will not be guests at Prince Harry and Megan Markle's
- 1:11:24Speaker 1: wedding next month, nor will President Donald Trump. The couple
- 1:11:28Speaker 1: have decided. The couple has decided not to um invite
- 1:11:32Speaker 1: any political leaders, both from the UK and abroad, because
- 1:11:35Speaker 1: sources say that as Prince Harry is not a direct
- 1:11:38Speaker 1: heir to the throne, there is no need to have
- 1:11:42Speaker 1: such a formal guest list. Prince Harry and Miss uh
- 1:11:45Speaker 1: Megan Marco do not want any wedding gifts. Instead of
- 1:11:48Speaker 1: the Royal Couple is requesting their guests UM give to charity.
- 1:11:52Speaker 1: I like that. So, Steve, you have any funny moments
- 1:11:57Speaker 1: at your wedding you want to share with us? So
- 1:12:00Speaker 1: funny moments when from your wedding, anything for any wedding anywhere.
- 1:12:09Speaker 1: I've had three guys, What is you looking for jokes?
- 1:12:15Speaker 1: You're standing suspiciously like Jay right now? Yeah, you having
- 1:12:20Speaker 1: a strange moments that you were two of them was
- 1:12:22Speaker 1: very straight to that's your marriage, not your wedding. Yeah,
- 1:12:29Speaker 1: actually wedding two of them. You had no batters up there,
- 1:12:35Speaker 1: He tried to say, I do. I guess going back
- 1:12:38Speaker 1: over the reason I did it so stupid. You were
- 1:12:44Speaker 1: in love in love one second one, I'm just needed
- 1:12:51Speaker 1: somewhere to stay, Steve, don't say that aloud. Second one,
- 1:12:57Speaker 1: I just need I was homeless. Hell, I needed first.
- 1:13:01Speaker 1: As you're talking, I don't say that this is true.
- 1:13:06Speaker 1: I talked to back then was all that while that
- 1:13:08Speaker 1: was based on somewhere to stay. Since Jay's not here, Steve,
- 1:13:12Speaker 1: how many times? Seriously has he been married? But he's
- 1:13:15Speaker 1: about five five? I know foe for shore, easy easy.
- 1:13:26Speaker 1: Did you go to any of them? I know all
- 1:13:29Speaker 1: of them? No, did you go to the wedding? Oh hey,
- 1:13:32Speaker 1: I'm not wind have I'm so damn fast do j
- 1:13:38Speaker 1: Town invitation? Why do you think they didn't work out? Steve? Hey?
- 1:13:44Speaker 1: Cause his marriage was like a pickup basketball game. Give
- 1:13:47Speaker 1: me you, I take you d But Steve, you knowing
- 1:13:56Speaker 1: better than I've talked to all of them, wonderful people.
- 1:14:01Speaker 1: I saw a picture of the man. They were beautiful
- 1:14:03Speaker 1: women too. Oh man, the four got taste, man, that
- 1:14:08Speaker 1: the one photo, last one, number number four. She was
- 1:14:14Speaker 1: I saw it, had a walk, everything everything, man, But Lord,
- 1:14:21Speaker 1: have mercy. I tell you she was crazy. She was
- 1:14:25Speaker 1: crazy for what crazy? Oh? I thought she meant like
- 1:14:30Speaker 1: she was crazy for marrying Jay, but she was just no, no, no,
- 1:14:33Speaker 1: no no. Jay was going crazy on this one. Jay
- 1:14:37Speaker 1: felt straight for them. Looks now, I felt for the
- 1:14:42Speaker 1: looks when I met up. I saw it at the airport.
- 1:14:44Speaker 1: Who boy, let me tell you something. She was crazy.
- 1:14:49Speaker 1: Why I'm trying to tell you, but I thought your
- 1:14:52Speaker 1: men liked crazy, not that crazy. You got you got
- 1:14:57Speaker 1: conditions on your crazy. Yeah, hell yeah, you have a
- 1:15:03Speaker 1: call J and then one wife you thought was that
- 1:15:06Speaker 1: gonna be the one answer the phone to be another one? Hey, Barbara, No,
- 1:15:11Speaker 1: I just I called all them. Baby, Hey baby, that's
- 1:15:16Speaker 1: safe baby, because you know I ain't good with names,
- 1:15:20Speaker 1: knowing how yes, the Lord, I ain't sleeping with you
- 1:15:23Speaker 1: your name really really you know, man, I just this
- 1:15:31Speaker 1: one right? Who good? I've called Jay's house so many times,
- 1:15:35Speaker 1: handed back so and Steve alright, Graham get him from
- 1:15:38Speaker 1: because there wasn't no cell phone. Right, Yeah, that's how
- 1:15:42Speaker 1: long I've been knowing j J. Jamie made a lot
- 1:15:44Speaker 1: of times. Got a time, good guy. Yeah, don't tell him.
- 1:15:49Speaker 1: I told y'all a lot of times. No, I'm just
- 1:15:52Speaker 1: telling another woman. Don't get to look at him her
- 1:15:53Speaker 1: talking about I can fix him. I'm just what he needs. Uh,
- 1:15:57Speaker 1: don't do it. And this is from his friend, like
- 1:16:00Speaker 1: and gentlemen, because c J probably is as soon as
- 1:16:08Speaker 1: something go wrong, he out, you didn't you try to
- 1:16:14Speaker 1: work through yours? Steve, Yeah, a little bit. That's not
- 1:16:22Speaker 1: a good answer. That a little bit. I knew this
- 1:16:25Speaker 1: was wrong. Let me just go see how long it
- 1:16:27Speaker 1: takes the end. But you know that's crazy that when
- 1:16:30Speaker 1: you know when you say you knew it was wrong,
- 1:16:32Speaker 1: because I knew too. But you do it anyway. Why, Yeah,
- 1:16:38Speaker 1: he spent all that money on your on your dress.
- 1:16:43Speaker 1: We took off work. Yeah, no, I knew, I knew it.
- 1:16:46Speaker 1: Not just a matter of time for this one the end.
- 1:16:48Speaker 1: So let me just go and see how long. It
- 1:16:49Speaker 1: just took way too long. Then when it ended, it
- 1:16:51Speaker 1: never ended my first, sweating second, not my second. But
- 1:17:00Speaker 1: when it ended, it then ended. He feels like, we're
- 1:17:03Speaker 1: still get You'll be happy, you ain't ain't got no drama. Yeah, yeah,
- 1:17:14Speaker 1: be happy, Lord Jesus, oh god, yeah, well five times
- 1:17:25Speaker 1: haunt Jay man man, we're getting it in. Jay's not here. Yeah,
- 1:17:34Speaker 1: thats what happened. You don't come to work. You don't come.
- 1:17:37Speaker 1: You come him and Tommy ain't hill and stupid. I
- 1:17:40Speaker 1: ain't supposed to do that. Stupid it's not a nice word.
- 1:17:45Speaker 1: I ain't trying to be nothing, taking care of the
- 1:17:48Speaker 1: dumbass boy fifty years. No stupid. Okay, tell me this
- 1:17:54Speaker 1: wasn't stupid. He get a brand new bike, he takes
- 1:17:57Speaker 1: it to the store. He forgot, he gotta bit. He
- 1:18:00Speaker 1: lead bike down to damn stough. That's pretty Yeah, yeah,
- 1:18:04Speaker 1: I gotta go back downhill. I gotta run his ass. Alright, listen,
- 1:18:10Speaker 1: coming up to the top of the hour, Carlo's Reality Update,
- 1:18:13Speaker 1: We're gonna talk about the Kardashians and oh lord, Loving
- 1:18:17Speaker 1: hip Hop Atlanta. Carla, you're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show.
- 1:18:23Speaker 1: Ladies and gentlemen, we are here. It is time for
- 1:18:25Speaker 1: realityre update. Thank you, sis. That's reality. That's stupid, toy.
- 1:18:43Speaker 1: I like it. Okay, so listen. So Tuesday, we already
- 1:18:46Speaker 1: talked about Real Housewives of Atlanta the reunion show. Look,
- 1:18:49Speaker 1: let's talk about Loving Hip Hop Atlanta. You know Tommy,
- 1:18:56Speaker 1: she may be um an alcoholic. Yeah yeah, Tommy to
- 1:19:05Speaker 1: here we go, two tommies. Tommy got drinking, y'all know,
- 1:19:13Speaker 1: good in here where Tommy drinking? Now he quit drinking,
- 1:19:17Speaker 1: but loud and she's like one of my favorites on
- 1:19:20Speaker 1: the show. To Carlin I hate that. I just love Tommy.
- 1:19:24Speaker 1: I want her to get some help, right, Yeah, she
- 1:19:26Speaker 1: needs treatment, She really needs some help. She's going off
- 1:19:29Speaker 1: on her family members. She's cursing out her sister, Visachi,
- 1:19:35Speaker 1: her mother, she's calling her mom the B word. Whoa
- 1:19:37Speaker 1: that was? That was? That was too much? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, Junior,
- 1:19:48Speaker 1: it's very disrespectful. What's going on? And you know you
- 1:19:52Speaker 1: like her, you know she has something. It's something there
- 1:19:55Speaker 1: about Tommy right when she when she starts to drinking
- 1:19:59Speaker 1: and she just gets angry and she's mean and I don't,
- 1:20:03Speaker 1: I don't she needs help. But Carlor, she came in drunk. Yes,
- 1:20:08Speaker 1: she came to the photo shoot, her family, her mother.
- 1:20:11Speaker 1: Now it's you know, the family has had some issues
- 1:20:13Speaker 1: in the past and her mom. They wanted to do this,
- 1:20:16Speaker 1: she wanted to do a family portrait, a photo shoot,
- 1:20:19Speaker 1: and she chose the seventies theme type photo shoot that
- 1:20:23Speaker 1: she wanted to do for the family and Tommy. She
- 1:20:25Speaker 1: came in and she was drunk and it just went
- 1:20:29Speaker 1: from there. I mean, fireworks started. I mean most people
- 1:20:32Speaker 1: drink once they get to the party. She like my
- 1:20:43Speaker 1: to just backstage, just I don't stay around, went out
- 1:20:56Speaker 1: there talk cstalling people out that night. Remember that South Carolina,
- 1:21:03Speaker 1: Come on now, we got them? Was not anyway, this
- 1:21:12Speaker 1: girl Tommy on the show, she's always catching the case.
- 1:21:15Speaker 1: She's always insulting people. So she's a breadwinner of her family.
- 1:21:20Speaker 1: But this type of behavior, it just has to stop.
- 1:21:23Speaker 1: She just feels like she could just do and say whatever,
- 1:21:26Speaker 1: and it's just not a good look for her, and
- 1:21:28Speaker 1: I wanted to really really get some help. Meanwhile, moving
- 1:21:31Speaker 1: on Curly Red, I can really identify with what Carly
- 1:21:34Speaker 1: Red is going through on the show. She is now
- 1:21:36Speaker 1: the caretaker for her sick father, and Curly admitted that
- 1:21:40Speaker 1: she and her father, you know, growing up, she didn't
- 1:21:42Speaker 1: have a great relationship with her father, and um, now
- 1:21:45Speaker 1: he's very ill and she has to take care of
- 1:21:49Speaker 1: take care of her father, and she wanted to know
- 1:21:52Speaker 1: how she got stuck with the job and her sister, Yeah,
- 1:21:56Speaker 1: power of attorney, medical, all of this that she has
- 1:21:59Speaker 1: to handle now, and her sisters. Her sister told her
- 1:22:02Speaker 1: that she was the leader and that she can do it,
- 1:22:04Speaker 1: and the yeah, I don't have siblings, but I went
- 1:22:10Speaker 1: through that with I didn't have that relationship with my father,
- 1:22:13Speaker 1: and then with my father as he was aging, he
- 1:22:15Speaker 1: got very ill, and I had to make all of
- 1:22:17Speaker 1: these medical decisions, and you know, I had to go
- 1:22:21Speaker 1: through that, and and you have to go through that
- 1:22:23Speaker 1: prayer and forgiveness, and you know, you have to honor
- 1:22:27Speaker 1: your parents and honor your mother and your father. So
- 1:22:29Speaker 1: I know exactly her carly Red is feeling on that.
- 1:22:33Speaker 1: But she's doing the right thing. She's taking care of
- 1:22:35Speaker 1: her dad and she's put all that aside, and so
- 1:22:38Speaker 1: she's doing doing really good. So proud of carly Red
- 1:22:41Speaker 1: for taking that on. Um, your boy Stevie j Steve,
- 1:22:45Speaker 1: he may be going to jail. He may be going
- 1:22:47Speaker 1: So what's that about, Carla? What I didn't know what
- 1:22:50Speaker 1: that was about? What happened? Probation violation. Yeah, so the
- 1:22:57Speaker 1: next episode they are going to talk about it. D
- 1:23:00Speaker 1: vj Uh tied to his family and to his baby
- 1:23:03Speaker 1: mama Mimi and to his children, um about the fact
- 1:23:07Speaker 1: that he may be going away for a while and
- 1:23:09Speaker 1: tom for Mimi to kind of get his affairs in
- 1:23:12Speaker 1: order and handle his business and music producing and management
- 1:23:17Speaker 1: company and things like that. And you can see his
- 1:23:19Speaker 1: children are very upset obviously, of course, but there were
- 1:23:23Speaker 1: some issues about back child support payment to one of
- 1:23:26Speaker 1: the baby moms and uh not taking drug tests and
- 1:23:30Speaker 1: just some probation violations. So Stevie J. Could be going
- 1:23:34Speaker 1: to jail and switching gears, you know. Um yeah, we
- 1:23:40Speaker 1: like Stevie J. You know, you want your rooting form,
- 1:23:42Speaker 1: You want them to get it together, you know, and
- 1:23:44Speaker 1: and not have to go through this. But he's gotta
- 1:23:47Speaker 1: gotta do the right thing and switching gears. Let's everybody's
- 1:23:51Speaker 1: been talking about the story. We talked about it earlier
- 1:23:53Speaker 1: about Chloe Kardashian, and um, we just really feel bad
- 1:23:57Speaker 1: for her with her baby father, her baby dad, Tristan Thompson,
- 1:24:01Speaker 1: who plays for the Cleveland Cavaliers, evidence that he has
- 1:24:04Speaker 1: been out cheating on her. And you know, the Kardashians,
- 1:24:10Speaker 1: those girls they just won't love. They just won't love,
- 1:24:13Speaker 1: just like you know everybody else. And um, these women,
- 1:24:17Speaker 1: that's all they're looking for. And it's kind of unfortunate
- 1:24:19Speaker 1: because I love Chloe. I think she's the fun one.
- 1:24:22Speaker 1: I think she's just she just seems like she's just
- 1:24:24Speaker 1: a really fun girl to be around. And we just
- 1:24:27Speaker 1: want her to be happy and have a healthy baby. Girl.
- 1:24:30Speaker 1: She's due to deliver any day now, any minute, and um,
- 1:24:34Speaker 1: a lot of people were saying, well, you know, Tristan
- 1:24:37Speaker 1: kind of went there with Chloe when he left his
- 1:24:40Speaker 1: baby mama from before. Her name was Jordan Craig. She
- 1:24:44Speaker 1: has a child with Tristan. But she posted something on
- 1:24:47Speaker 1: Instagram and she was just basically saying, this is from
- 1:24:50Speaker 1: down our social media director. She sent this to me.
- 1:24:53Speaker 1: If you respect yourself, you respect others, you would never
- 1:24:56Speaker 1: make light of this misfortune of what's happening. So she's
- 1:25:00Speaker 1: sending last very classy Tristan. Jordan Craig, right, Tristan's ex
- 1:25:08Speaker 1: and she has a child with him, but she is
- 1:25:10Speaker 1: not celebrating on this stuff, that all this bad news
- 1:25:14Speaker 1: of what's going on with Tristan and Chloe. And she
- 1:25:17Speaker 1: said something very classy. Well, you know he's got I'll
- 1:25:23Speaker 1: say my comments. I'll say, okay, when we come back
- 1:25:25Speaker 1: at twenty after you have more to say social media,
- 1:25:27Speaker 1: Tristan Thompson, We'll be back at twenty after. You're listening
- 1:25:32Speaker 1: to all right, Uh, Carla, you were in the middle
- 1:25:37Speaker 1: of Reality Update and you were mentioning about Tristan Thomas
- 1:25:40Speaker 1: and m Thompson. Excuse me, Thompson. You know what video
- 1:25:46Speaker 1: and it was a setup. You could see it. He's
- 1:25:49Speaker 1: in the club with three girls around him. The girl
- 1:25:53Speaker 1: next to him is leaning back behind his head, eyeballing.
- 1:25:57Speaker 1: They're free and upstairs with them, making sure that the
- 1:26:02Speaker 1: cameras on them. You can see her doing it. And
- 1:26:06Speaker 1: this dude just sitting down are they're grabbing on each other,
- 1:26:09Speaker 1: He leaning over kissing. Bro, you're famous, you in public?
- 1:26:16Speaker 1: Not brilliant. But here's the other thing too. It's a
- 1:26:20Speaker 1: sad world we live in that these young girls that
- 1:26:24Speaker 1: set him up set him up just to be dirty.
- 1:26:28Speaker 1: I mean, look, man, this wasn't about Hey, if you
- 1:26:32Speaker 1: don't pay me this money, we're gonna release this footage.
- 1:26:35Speaker 1: And then if you don't pay the money, we're gonna
- 1:26:37Speaker 1: release it anyway. I mean, man, what's that about? So
- 1:26:41Speaker 1: what do we blame that on? Do we blame that
- 1:26:42Speaker 1: on his youth and inexperience? I mean, because when when
- 1:26:47Speaker 1: you reach a certain amount of fame, Steve, you know,
- 1:26:50Speaker 1: you don't do anything. You don't take pictures with single females.
- 1:26:54Speaker 1: You always make sure someone else is in the picture
- 1:26:57Speaker 1: with you, you know. I mean, there's certain just try
- 1:27:00Speaker 1: to try to protect myself. I probably can't be a
- 1:27:03Speaker 1: hundred percent all the time, you know, because I get
- 1:27:07Speaker 1: I get caught with people asked for pictures and not
- 1:27:09Speaker 1: give them pictures. Nobody else around in it. But man,
- 1:27:12Speaker 1: I try to be conscious because there is an evil
- 1:27:16Speaker 1: element that resides in this world, man that just wants
- 1:27:19Speaker 1: to be harmful to to me, my family, to him,
- 1:27:24Speaker 1: his situation, to be evil towards this girl, Chloe. I mean,
- 1:27:28Speaker 1: the purpose of them three girls and the person they
- 1:27:31Speaker 1: set it up just like this. I'm gonna go upstairs
- 1:27:34Speaker 1: and fee lm y'all, y'all touch on him and get
- 1:27:36Speaker 1: him to do stuff. Wow. And then he young, he
- 1:27:40Speaker 1: out in the club where his boys at, where his
- 1:27:44Speaker 1: boys to go? Yo, man, what you're doing. I mean,
- 1:27:48Speaker 1: even if you get a weak moment as a human
- 1:27:51Speaker 1: being stupid what he did, of course, But sometimes when
- 1:27:56Speaker 1: you get caught up in these moments, you need some
- 1:28:00Speaker 1: in your group to go yo. Man, you can't do that.
- 1:28:03Speaker 1: Dog dog dog chicks outing around you. Man, all these
- 1:28:07Speaker 1: people in here with these phone cameras and Steve on
- 1:28:10Speaker 1: this show. Honestly, we do it to you all the time. Steve,
- 1:28:14Speaker 1: you get mad at us all the time. But we're Steve.
- 1:28:16Speaker 1: You can't say that you're a brand. Yeah, you can't
- 1:28:20Speaker 1: say that they do it all the time. You have
- 1:28:23Speaker 1: to have people around you to hold you accountable. You absolutely,
- 1:28:26Speaker 1: because you can't monitor yourself that closely all the time.
- 1:28:31Speaker 1: Because you're gonna make mistakes as a human. You're gonna
- 1:28:33Speaker 1: say something foul on something you shouldn't do. You gotta
- 1:28:36Speaker 1: have a couple of dudes with you to go, hey, man,
- 1:28:38Speaker 1: you see me do something tripped out? Man, just pull
- 1:28:40Speaker 1: them my coat, I mean after this right here, come on, man,
- 1:28:45Speaker 1: this is the second time. This footage was October. This
- 1:28:49Speaker 1: this new hotel room. That's a whole another one. And
- 1:28:52Speaker 1: you could see the girl looking down the street directly
- 1:28:55Speaker 1: at the camp. Wow, how why would you be in
- 1:28:58Speaker 1: New York? Look way the street into the dog in
- 1:29:02Speaker 1: front of the full season What you said? Don't you
- 1:29:13Speaker 1: know exactly what? Yeah? Don't nobody move like that. You
- 1:29:20Speaker 1: gotta think you have to think? No, man, they said, yeah,
- 1:29:24Speaker 1: fail for the Okay, Yeah, alright, car, yes he does.
- 1:29:29Speaker 1: It's on him too. Yeah alright. Uh, We'll be back
- 1:29:33Speaker 1: with more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show right after this.
- 1:29:36Speaker 1: You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Alright, Ice Cube, Oh,
- 1:29:42Speaker 1: he's in the news lately for one thing, because Hip
- 1:29:46Speaker 1: Hop Squares is coming back. That's one thing, alright, but yeah,
- 1:29:50Speaker 1: I can't wait till it comes back. I love Hip
- 1:29:52Speaker 1: Hop Squares. Yeah it's really good. But this time around,
- 1:29:57Speaker 1: Ice Cube is escalating his beef with the Royal Family
- 1:30:00Speaker 1: of Cutter. We call it Qatar. We pronounced as Qatar,
- 1:30:03Speaker 1: but the correct pronunciation is cutar uh. Warning the emir
- 1:30:09Speaker 1: that is the head of the state. In our case,
- 1:30:10Speaker 1: it would be President Trump. I guess not to threaten
- 1:30:14Speaker 1: Big Three players or any American athlete. So this is
- 1:30:19Speaker 1: you know, they're beefing about this. We broke this story
- 1:30:21Speaker 1: about Cuban as Big Three partner. They filed at one
- 1:30:25Speaker 1: point two billion dollar lawsuit against several investors, including Royal
- 1:30:29Speaker 1: family members. Cube claims the investors screwed the league out
- 1:30:34Speaker 1: of millions, okay, millions of dollars. Then they made threats
- 1:30:39Speaker 1: saying this is gangster right here. You should think of
- 1:30:41Speaker 1: your safety and the safety of you and your family.
- 1:30:44Speaker 1: Oh uh yes, yes, they they He said they screwed
- 1:30:50Speaker 1: him out of millions, and then they made threats. Okay,
- 1:30:54Speaker 1: west side um. Now, Now, with the Amir of Qatar
- 1:30:59Speaker 1: UH visiting with President Trump, Cube decided to send a message.
- 1:31:04Speaker 1: Cube took out a full page ad in The New
- 1:31:08Speaker 1: York Times saying, Hey, President Trump, when you meet today
- 1:31:12Speaker 1: with Putin's new friend, the Emir of Qatar, please tell
- 1:31:17Speaker 1: him not to threaten the Big Three and American athletes. WHOA,
- 1:31:21Speaker 1: Now that's gangster right there. Okay, I'm scared though, I
- 1:31:32Speaker 1: don't know who the Cube is. My boy, yeah he
- 1:31:36Speaker 1: is not scared though. Well, but let me just a
- 1:31:42Speaker 1: no problem with nobody talk because I'll be over that
- 1:31:45Speaker 1: way this song. Now, I don't know what the hell
- 1:31:52Speaker 1: going on. Some somebody for that region. Lord could be
- 1:32:01Speaker 1: mentally imbalanced, and I just don't want nothing. I don't
- 1:32:07Speaker 1: want no try like coming with me with no vessel,
- 1:32:12Speaker 1: you know. You know what? Yeah, I don't want to
- 1:32:20Speaker 1: be gonna be nervous. Yeah, I didn't know they was
- 1:32:25Speaker 1: Putin's friends. No, I'm gonna sit this one out. Yeah,
- 1:32:30Speaker 1: that's what I think. I'm gonna do. Honor to my
- 1:32:33Speaker 1: boy q I with you have to come over and
- 1:32:36Speaker 1: they swing on that family yards. I'm with your cut.
- 1:32:40Speaker 1: We're not sending no messages over there. He's serious about
- 1:32:43Speaker 1: his Big Three though. Damn that the family. That's all
- 1:32:48Speaker 1: I'm kindaking about the Big Three. I mean, I think
- 1:32:51Speaker 1: it's a great league. I watch it. But what I
- 1:32:54Speaker 1: am saying is you can't threaten this man. Family now,
- 1:32:57Speaker 1: expect que punk up now because that what are you
- 1:33:00Speaker 1: going to do? You're gonna threaten this catch? Nobody can
- 1:33:03Speaker 1: about that man, the nerve, I mean, the goal. You
- 1:33:09Speaker 1: should think of your safety and the safety of you
- 1:33:11Speaker 1: and your family. Family, and they supposedly invest money in
- 1:33:14Speaker 1: the Big Three. Wow, Well, we wish you all the best, Cube.
- 1:33:20Speaker 1: We hope this can be resolved peacefully. Coming up next,
- 1:33:24Speaker 1: our last break of the day. And you know what
- 1:33:26Speaker 1: that means. Steve Harvey's closing remarks. You don't want to
- 1:33:29Speaker 1: miss him. He's working on him right now. You're listening
- 1:33:32Speaker 1: to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Here we go, last
- 1:33:36Speaker 1: break of the day, Steve Harvey. We've been waiting all
- 1:33:39Speaker 1: morning for this. We've had a fun morning today. Yeah,
- 1:33:42Speaker 1: then let's top it off with yours. Take us home
- 1:33:47Speaker 1: Steve today. You know, uh, in in light of what's
- 1:33:54Speaker 1: happening in social media and TMZ and everything, And you know,
- 1:33:59Speaker 1: I know that doesn't affect the majority of people who
- 1:34:02Speaker 1: are listening to me. If you're not famous, what what
- 1:34:06Speaker 1: fear do you have? TMZ. But whether you're famous or not,
- 1:34:10Speaker 1: you are all a part of social media, all of
- 1:34:14Speaker 1: us are, whether we want to be or not, we
- 1:34:19Speaker 1: are all affected by it nowadays. I was reading somewhere
- 1:34:23Speaker 1: that they said statistics in eight of all divorces now
- 1:34:29Speaker 1: social media is brought into play as evidence or one
- 1:34:33Speaker 1: or both sides social media. So it's big. It's not
- 1:34:39Speaker 1: going anywhere. But I want, I want to talk to
- 1:34:43Speaker 1: you all today about accountability. You know, Uh, we're all
- 1:34:49Speaker 1: very human, all of us, but we are all linked
- 1:34:56Speaker 1: together and tied to someone or some group of people
- 1:35:02Speaker 1: rather tightly. We all have a bond with somebody, whether
- 1:35:06Speaker 1: it's your baby, your baby mama, whether it's your family,
- 1:35:10Speaker 1: your brothers, your sisters, your wife, your children, your extended family,
- 1:35:17Speaker 1: your adopted family, whatever the case may be. We are
- 1:35:21Speaker 1: all bound together and linked in some way with someone else.
- 1:35:26Speaker 1: So in that regard, we all have to have some
- 1:35:30Speaker 1: sense of accountability. We're responsible for someone. Most adults are
- 1:35:37Speaker 1: responsible for someone. You really are if you're an adult
- 1:35:41Speaker 1: and you're not responsible for anybody. You're not you're not
- 1:35:45Speaker 1: thinking clearly. Let's just say you're an adult. You're not married,
- 1:35:49Speaker 1: you don't have any children, don't have a significant other.
- 1:35:53Speaker 1: You should feel some type of responsibility towards your parents
- 1:35:57Speaker 1: that you want them to be proud of you. You
- 1:35:58Speaker 1: don't want to ask the negative light on your family name,
- 1:36:02Speaker 1: or you don't want your mother to see you this
- 1:36:04Speaker 1: way or your father to see you this way. Everybody
- 1:36:07Speaker 1: has should have some form of accountability. One of the things, man,
- 1:36:12Speaker 1: I try to do is I try to recognize my shortcomings.
- 1:36:17Speaker 1: This is a good place to start. You know, everybody
- 1:36:21Speaker 1: should take an assessment of themselves and know your shortcomings
- 1:36:24Speaker 1: because we all have them. So when you have shortcomings,
- 1:36:28Speaker 1: you have to protect yourself against your shortcomings. You have
- 1:36:31Speaker 1: to try not to put yourself in certain positions that
- 1:36:34Speaker 1: would expose your shortcomings. I'm sixty one years old. I
- 1:36:39Speaker 1: have to think about this all the time because I
- 1:36:42Speaker 1: have to protect myself and the things that I care about.
- 1:36:46Speaker 1: I happen to care about my family. I got grandkids now. Man,
- 1:36:50Speaker 1: I just certain things I want, certain ways I want
- 1:36:52Speaker 1: them to see me, even though I'm flawed and even
- 1:36:57Speaker 1: though I'm just a human, and even though all of
- 1:37:00Speaker 1: us are flawed and just humans, we still want certain
- 1:37:03Speaker 1: people to look at us a certain way. Everybody in
- 1:37:08Speaker 1: this world has to deal with temptation. I don't care
- 1:37:12Speaker 1: who you are. I don't care what you're the pastor of.
- 1:37:16Speaker 1: I don't care what your sworn duty is. I don't
- 1:37:20Speaker 1: care what oath you took. I don't care what position
- 1:37:23Speaker 1: you may hold. I don't care what title they gave you.
- 1:37:27Speaker 1: I don't care what religion or faith you belong to.
- 1:37:30Speaker 1: Everybody I know has to deal with temptation. Now, listen,
- 1:37:35Speaker 1: I'm not condoning anything that you've seen on specially on
- 1:37:38Speaker 1: the internet lately. I don't conde. I don't condone when
- 1:37:42Speaker 1: people are unfaithful or whatever. I can't condone that. But
- 1:37:45Speaker 1: what I'm talking about is the human side of it
- 1:37:49Speaker 1: for all of us, all of us have our face
- 1:37:52Speaker 1: with temptations. Don't sit there and think you not. You
- 1:37:56Speaker 1: may not be tempted in this area, but you tempted somewhere.
- 1:38:00Speaker 1: Temptation is real, man, How could he is? Because it
- 1:38:04Speaker 1: could happen to you. Maybe not in that area, maybe
- 1:38:07Speaker 1: not in that way, but somewhere down the line, you
- 1:38:11Speaker 1: tempted to do something that ain't exactly right, But you
- 1:38:16Speaker 1: got to deal with whether you're gonna do it or not.
- 1:38:20Speaker 1: I got a Muslim friend of mine, and I there
- 1:38:24Speaker 1: had no way of double checkingness. It just sounded good,
- 1:38:26Speaker 1: and I started using it. To be honest with you.
- 1:38:29Speaker 1: At a Muslim friend of mine that told me that
- 1:38:33Speaker 1: one of his prayers is always asked God to protect
- 1:38:36Speaker 1: him from his flaws. Now, I don't know if that's
- 1:38:40Speaker 1: of the Muslim faith. I'm just telling your. Muslim friend
- 1:38:42Speaker 1: of mine told me, and he told me that was
- 1:38:43Speaker 1: a part of his teachings, and so I incorporated me
- 1:38:47Speaker 1: and I oftentimes I asked God to protect me from
- 1:38:51Speaker 1: my flaws because I have flaws, don't you? Don't you
- 1:38:57Speaker 1: have shortcomings? Don't you of things that you could? Are
- 1:39:02Speaker 1: you exempt from failure? I don't think so. And you
- 1:39:05Speaker 1: have flaws. So I asked God all the time to
- 1:39:07Speaker 1: protect me from my flaws, just like I asked him
- 1:39:11Speaker 1: to protect me from my enemies. Isaiah fifty four and
- 1:39:13Speaker 1: seventeen that no weapon for himed against me your prosper
- 1:39:17Speaker 1: I talked to him about it all the time. I'm
- 1:39:20Speaker 1: not perfect. I just try to be the best I can,
- 1:39:24Speaker 1: accountable to the people who are counting on me. If
- 1:39:29Speaker 1: you get more accountable, sometimes you can help check yourself.
- 1:39:35Speaker 1: If you can't check yourself, you gotta put some people
- 1:39:37Speaker 1: around you who will just think about it. Y'all, be
- 1:39:41Speaker 1: accountable to somebody that you care about. Those are my clothes.
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