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- 0:00Speaker 1: Today's show is pre recorded. Y'all know what time y'all
- 0:05Speaker 1: don't know y'all at all. Suit giving them like the
- 0:15Speaker 1: Milan Bu Bu things and its good Steve listening to
- 0:26Speaker 1: other sty don't join jo. You gotta turn you, you,
- 1:24Speaker 1: you gotta turn turn turn. You got to turn them
- 1:44Speaker 1: out to turn the water the water go. Come come
- 1:58Speaker 1: on your back now, h h, I sure will. Good morning, everybody.
- 2:05Speaker 1: Are you listening to the voice, Come on dig me now,
- 2:09Speaker 1: one and only Steve Harvey got a radio show. Okay,
- 2:14Speaker 1: I got something for you today. I'm gonna have a
- 2:19Speaker 1: conversation this morning about my understanding of grace now that
- 2:25Speaker 1: I've gotten older and I've come in to a better
- 2:28Speaker 1: understanding of a lot of things I didn't know about
- 2:31Speaker 1: when I was younger. This is just my interpretation of grace.
- 2:36Speaker 1: Now once again, y'all listen to me. I ain't nobody's pastor,
- 2:42Speaker 1: I ain't nobody's minister. So you know, I'm pretty sure
- 2:44Speaker 1: you can go to church and get a far more
- 2:47Speaker 1: extensive definition of one I'm giving you. I'm just talking
- 2:50Speaker 1: to people. You know. Grace is this thing that that
- 2:55Speaker 1: God provides for us, and Grace's just things that you
- 3:03Speaker 1: get that's really undeserving, you know. I mean, I look
- 3:07Speaker 1: at my life as it is today. You know, Look,
- 3:09Speaker 1: I work hard and I have faith in God that
- 3:12Speaker 1: I do so things are going to happen in my life.
- 3:15Speaker 1: But the way my life is now, I don't. I don't.
- 3:19Speaker 1: I don't deserve all of this. I don't don't. I
- 3:21Speaker 1: don't look at it that way. I have been the
- 3:24Speaker 1: beneficiary of God's grace. I have aligned myself in a
- 3:29Speaker 1: position to accept whatever grace God has for me, and
- 3:35Speaker 1: it will be far abundant and exceedingly in anything you
- 3:39Speaker 1: could think of. His grace supersedes anything you could possibly imagine.
- 3:46Speaker 1: You know, the goals that I set and the aspirations
- 3:49Speaker 1: that I shoot for, and the things that I have
- 3:50Speaker 1: on my dream board. I have the faith that God
- 3:53Speaker 1: will give it to me. But what He does with grace,
- 3:56Speaker 1: he gives you far more than that. He gives you
- 3:58Speaker 1: what He has for you, not what you can see.
- 4:02Speaker 1: You can't see all he has for you. It's impossible.
- 4:05Speaker 1: Who are you? How can you possibly imagine what he
- 4:08Speaker 1: can imagine? How can you possibly think? How he can think?
- 4:11Speaker 1: How how can you possibly do what he can do?
- 4:14Speaker 1: How can it be that isn't a single mind living
- 4:18Speaker 1: or a collection of minds that could have thought of Earth?
- 4:22Speaker 1: What in your wildest imagination could have made you think
- 4:25Speaker 1: of Earth? The stars, the heavens, the oceans, the galaxy,
- 4:32Speaker 1: the constellations. What in your mind? What in any man's mind?
- 4:37Speaker 1: We can point at it and analyze it, but we
- 4:39Speaker 1: show it couldn't have thought of it. So come on now,
- 4:42Speaker 1: I'm talking about lining yourself up with God's grace, which
- 4:48Speaker 1: he will give to you if you if you want
- 4:50Speaker 1: some of it now. But now, his thing about grace,
- 4:53Speaker 1: it can't be bought. If it could, if it could
- 4:55Speaker 1: be bought, I'm telling you I would pour all the
- 5:00Speaker 1: money I have and dump it into grace, because, after
- 5:04Speaker 1: discovering what it is, it's this goodness that God shines
- 5:10Speaker 1: on you simply as a reward of some type for
- 5:14Speaker 1: his love for you and for you attempting for you,
- 5:18Speaker 1: attempting to do right, not because you get it right.
- 5:22Speaker 1: Because if He judged us purely on how we are
- 5:25Speaker 1: the right and wrong of it, we would all be doomed,
- 5:29Speaker 1: all of us, every last one of us would be doomed,
- 5:34Speaker 1: because we all fall short, we all make mistakes. We
- 5:38Speaker 1: all sin, we all get it wrong from time to time.
- 5:42Speaker 1: Nobody's perfect. Man. Now I understand what my mother was
- 5:46Speaker 1: saying about cleaning the house. All I want is a
- 5:49Speaker 1: little more grace. All I need is a little more
- 5:53Speaker 1: grace when the last time you ask God for some grace.
- 5:56Speaker 1: Now I'm not talking to you like I know everything.
- 6:00Speaker 1: If you just benefit from His grace, which you already have,
- 6:04Speaker 1: but if you're not aware of it, you don't know
- 6:06Speaker 1: what's going on. Become aware of grace, Get aware of
- 6:10Speaker 1: the fact that God does things for you simply because
- 6:13Speaker 1: He loves you. He does things for you that you
- 6:16Speaker 1: don't even deserve. Somehow, you just wonder how you just
- 6:19Speaker 1: got over when you didn't even do the things to
- 6:22Speaker 1: get over. Sometimes you don't even know how you got
- 6:26Speaker 1: that job you got when you ain't even really do
- 6:29Speaker 1: the things to get the job. How you end up
- 6:31Speaker 1: where you are? All education you thought you went and got,
- 6:34Speaker 1: and hey, how you end up where you are today
- 6:36Speaker 1: in a much better position than your education could have
- 6:39Speaker 1: ever gotten you. That's grace. How I get every place
- 6:44Speaker 1: I am today. I didn't plan this, man, If I
- 6:47Speaker 1: could have planned my life the way it is, don't
- 6:49Speaker 1: you know how to done it? When I was living
- 6:50Speaker 1: in that car, if I knew how to do it, No,
- 6:53Speaker 1: I benefited from his grace. I'm just a beneficiary of
- 6:58Speaker 1: his grace, of his goodness and his mercy. God's goodness
- 7:03Speaker 1: is better than your goodness. God's goodness is better than
- 7:07Speaker 1: your mother's goodness. It's better than your wife's or your
- 7:10Speaker 1: husband or your booze goodness. God's goodness is different. His
- 7:15Speaker 1: goodness man covers some stuff you can't even imagine. So
- 7:20Speaker 1: why are you trying to put your life together when
- 7:23Speaker 1: the last time you asked him for just a little
- 7:25Speaker 1: bit of grace? When have you thought of your life
- 7:29Speaker 1: in terms of the grace that it has already benefited from?
- 7:33Speaker 1: Have you ever done that? Man? Just thought about you
- 7:37Speaker 1: know you hear songs like my soul, looked back and
- 7:39Speaker 1: wonder how I got over. That's grace. That's all I
- 7:42Speaker 1: can call it. Now. Like I said, you can go
- 7:44Speaker 1: at church or somewhere ever you want to, and ministers
- 7:47Speaker 1: that the wind at school to teach this thing way
- 7:49Speaker 1: better than me. I'm just giving you from a layman standpoint. Man,
- 7:53Speaker 1: have you thought about his grace? Would you not bewailed
- 7:56Speaker 1: to be a beneficiary of his grace? Would it not say? Now,
- 8:00Speaker 1: check this out. The better you try to do, the
- 8:04Speaker 1: more grace he'll give to you. And that grace can't
- 8:07Speaker 1: be bought, Like I said, it's free. You can't purchase grace.
- 8:12Speaker 1: But the better you try to become, the more the
- 8:14Speaker 1: more grace he gets to put your way. So man,
- 8:18Speaker 1: just try, why don't you just try to do better? Look, man,
- 8:23Speaker 1: quick tip minda. I'm gonna start next week. I'm gonna
- 8:25Speaker 1: start at the new year. Now you now you do
- 8:27Speaker 1: that every year, you know, the evers at the new year,
- 8:30Speaker 1: we eat better at the new year. I'm gonna I'm
- 8:32Speaker 1: gonna gonna get in here and the new year. If
- 8:34Speaker 1: you're gonna do it, you're gonna do it now. Man,
- 8:37Speaker 1: you're gonna do not stop trying to do something, do it,
- 8:41Speaker 1: stop talking about it, do it now. The best way
- 8:45Speaker 1: to benefit from his grace is starting action now in
- 8:50Speaker 1: old w now right now today. What you're waiting on.
- 8:55Speaker 1: All you're doing is delaying his opportunity to bless you.
- 9:00Speaker 1: You know, man, you know, do you know how many
- 9:01Speaker 1: times we do that? We delay his opportunity to bless
- 9:05Speaker 1: us by not starting now. If you're gonna get healthy,
- 9:09Speaker 1: why don't you start now? Now? You're gonna trip a
- 9:11Speaker 1: little bit called the holidays coming, But you ain't got
- 9:13Speaker 1: to eat bad all the time. You could start eating
- 9:16Speaker 1: correct today you could. You could, and then guess what
- 9:20Speaker 1: that could be? Some grace on the end of that.
- 9:22Speaker 1: I'm just giving you a little cheap analogy. But do
- 9:25Speaker 1: you feel what I'm saying to you? Start thinking in
- 9:28Speaker 1: terms of grace, what He has done for you and
- 9:31Speaker 1: provided for you that you ain't even see coming. That
- 9:34Speaker 1: you know, you keep calling them blessings and I got
- 9:36Speaker 1: that a lot of it, and us all it is.
- 9:38Speaker 1: But man, have you thought about the stuff that didn't
- 9:40Speaker 1: happen to you? You can't account for I. For me,
- 9:44Speaker 1: that's been grace and I'm beneficiary of it. And that's
- 9:48Speaker 1: available to everybody that won't sull Next time you're talking
- 9:52Speaker 1: to him, just check in with grace. See what that is.
- 9:54Speaker 1: That's that's better than money. You're listening, ladies and gentlemen,
- 10:03Speaker 1: let me have your undivided attention, because it's real now,
- 10:08Speaker 1: It is real up in hell. I don't know what
- 10:11Speaker 1: day this is of the quarantine or the cutbacks, but
- 10:15Speaker 1: it is in full effect. Ladies and gentlemen, Steve Harvey
- 10:19Speaker 1: Morning Show is not the center for coronavirus information. We
- 10:26Speaker 1: are here to give you a break into action. Now.
- 10:29Speaker 1: Of course, Colin gonna make us say something about it, Yes,
- 10:33Speaker 1: but I have coinspired with my man j Anthony Brown.
- 10:38Speaker 1: And if we're gonna talk about it, we got a
- 10:41Speaker 1: special way we're gonna do it today, Ladies and gentlemen,
- 10:43Speaker 1: Welcome to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Colin for real,
- 10:47Speaker 1: good morning, past three times, Saint Day number three. Shirley's
- 10:55Speaker 1: out again today for precautionary measures, ladies and gentlemen, food
- 11:01Speaker 1: number two, let me two Jay, Yeah, President and all
- 11:06Speaker 1: accounted for watch out there now. Yes, And the King
- 11:12Speaker 1: of fools, Nephew Thomas, Yes, sir in the building, Uner State,
- 11:17Speaker 1: Let's let's get it, Junior is out today for precautionary
- 11:22Speaker 1: measures also, right. So this this this thing is real joke. No,
- 11:31Speaker 1: it's not. We have something about it, but the situation
- 11:35Speaker 1: is not a joke. Serious. Yeah, you know it's serious.
- 11:41Speaker 1: When white people say they wish Barack Obama was back.
- 11:47Speaker 1: When it's seriously, when you hit it just got real,
- 11:52Speaker 1: It got real man, I'm gonna tell you something, man.
- 11:58Speaker 1: According to a stats I've been eating, the safest place
- 12:03Speaker 1: on the planet right now, in terms of large countries,
- 12:10Speaker 1: it's the UAE United Arab Emirates. It is the safest
- 12:17Speaker 1: place to day. They have conducted more coronavirus tests than anybody.
- 12:23Speaker 1: They have the lowest death rate, they have the lowest
- 12:27Speaker 1: infection rate. They jumped on this thing right away. It
- 12:31Speaker 1: has a lot to do with the leadership over there
- 12:35Speaker 1: because they're serious, they love their people, and they do
- 12:39Speaker 1: everything to protect and keep their their people safe. If
- 12:44Speaker 1: our leadership had a jumped on this instead of calling
- 12:48Speaker 1: it a hoax, instead of having the past bills and
- 12:52Speaker 1: all is here. Thankful for the Pelosi gang who got
- 12:56Speaker 1: together and passed the bill in the House. Of course,
- 12:59Speaker 1: down Trump, it's gonna take credit for this bill, but
- 13:02Speaker 1: you know they passed it. But the safest place, according
- 13:05Speaker 1: to statistics that I received from a close friend of mine,
- 13:09Speaker 1: is the UAE. And it has a lot to do
- 13:11Speaker 1: with the leadership over there. So I'll call behind schedule.
- 13:14Speaker 1: All we we know we lost two weeks because he
- 13:20Speaker 1: played with him being the hoax. We know that we
- 13:22Speaker 1: two weeks in the hole for sure. So well, okay,
- 13:25Speaker 1: when we come back at thirty two after we got
- 13:27Speaker 1: a lot to discuss today, plus it's time to ask
- 13:30Speaker 1: this CLO. We're gonna switch things up and answer some
- 13:33Speaker 1: questions right after this. Let's do it. You're listening show,
- 13:39Speaker 1: all right, guys, It is now time for ask the CLO.
- 13:43Speaker 1: And the CLO is the Chief Love Officer. Now this
- 13:46Speaker 1: is missus Steve Hi bad You ready, Steve? Yeah, Okay,
- 13:52Speaker 1: here we go. This one is from Sean in Columbus, Georgia.
- 13:56Speaker 1: I am a forty five year old man. Me and
- 13:59Speaker 1: my girlfriend were together for sixteen years. I cheated on
- 14:02Speaker 1: her in the beginning. I knew it was wrong and
- 14:05Speaker 1: I apologize. We moved on. Fast forward to three weeks ago.
- 14:09Speaker 1: She goes to a friend's wedding back in our hometown,
- 14:12Speaker 1: and she was acting different. After the wedding, I caught
- 14:16Speaker 1: her texting an old friend of hers and she told
- 14:19Speaker 1: me she ran into him at the wedding and he
- 14:22Speaker 1: texts to say it was good seeing her. A week later,
- 14:26Speaker 1: she told me she wanted to be alone by herself
- 14:29Speaker 1: to work on herself. She has cut all ties with me.
- 14:33Speaker 1: Won't answer my text or my cause, and she blocked
- 14:37Speaker 1: me on social media. I'm scared that she has left
- 14:41Speaker 1: me for good. What do you think, clo, Well, certain,
- 14:48Speaker 1: let me help you with understand something. If you've been
- 14:50Speaker 1: with a woman sixteen years, she went to the wedding,
- 14:54Speaker 1: a guy contacted you cheated on her, and you apologize.
- 15:00Speaker 1: She didn't forget. She may have forgave you, but she
- 15:04Speaker 1: didn't forget. Something came up. She still don't trust you,
- 15:11Speaker 1: but she forgave you. Something came up. Now she has
- 15:15Speaker 1: told you she need a week to get herself together.
- 15:20Speaker 1: She won't call you, text you, talk to you, and
- 15:23Speaker 1: she didn't block you on social media. You're scared and
- 15:27Speaker 1: you should be. You don't see now, dog. She could
- 15:35Speaker 1: be up in the mountains getting herself together, but she
- 15:40Speaker 1: probably ain't up there by herself. And I doubted there
- 15:46Speaker 1: in the mountains anyway. Yeah, Black people don't do mountains
- 15:50Speaker 1: that money. This club is Georgia. She's somewhere quarantine with somebody. Steve. Yeah,
- 16:01Speaker 1: I mean that's real. Mountains have rocks, and I think
- 16:05Speaker 1: she's getting hairs off you. And mountains got lions, and
- 16:11Speaker 1: I think she's got one that's roaring Steve yes, all right,
- 16:21Speaker 1: next one. Here we go Patricia and Harlem. Oh, Harlem World, Steve.
- 16:26Speaker 1: I'm a sixty two year old woman and I've been
- 16:29Speaker 1: trying out for America's Got Talent for five years now,
- 16:33Speaker 1: but haven't got chosen yet. I attended one of their
- 16:37Speaker 1: tapings this past weekend and on a commercial break, the
- 16:40Speaker 1: host of the show invited anyone with talent to come
- 16:44Speaker 1: up from the audience. I ran up there, I sang
- 16:47Speaker 1: a song, and the audience loved me so much they
- 16:50Speaker 1: gave me a standing ovation. Steve. I always listened to
- 16:54Speaker 1: your motivational talks on line. You gave me the encouragement
- 16:58Speaker 1: that I needed to keep keep auditioning. I'm an attractive
- 17:02Speaker 1: older woman and I still have all my teeth. What
- 17:07Speaker 1: do you think I should keep pursuing my goal to
- 17:10Speaker 1: become a big time singer. Well, now here's the deal.
- 17:15Speaker 1: I think you have to just decide what it is
- 17:18Speaker 1: you want to be. If you're hoping to get someone
- 17:22Speaker 1: to sign you to a record deal, I think you
- 17:24Speaker 1: have to look at the record industry now, take a
- 17:27Speaker 1: close look at what they're doing and who they're signing.
- 17:30Speaker 1: That's not to say that you can't have a singing
- 17:33Speaker 1: career on cruise ships. That's not to say that you
- 17:36Speaker 1: can't do performance at certain reviews and shows and stuff
- 17:41Speaker 1: like that. Maybe allowned singer, you know, on breaks or
- 17:45Speaker 1: something like that. That's not to say a record deal
- 17:49Speaker 1: at sixty two, I'm not sure of. But the dream
- 17:53Speaker 1: of being a big singer can still be had. It's
- 17:57Speaker 1: just you may have to adjust how you where you're
- 18:00Speaker 1: gonna sing that. So, you know, just start the process.
- 18:04Speaker 1: You've waited a while in life. I'm assuming and I'm
- 18:07Speaker 1: pretty sure they loved you at the audition and they
- 18:09Speaker 1: gave you a standing ovation, and that's great, but now
- 18:12Speaker 1: you have to remember what the moment was. You didn't
- 18:15Speaker 1: get selected around other people. You are sixty two year
- 18:17Speaker 1: old woman that came about the crowd and they gave
- 18:19Speaker 1: you a standing ovation. That's a different setting than ladies
- 18:24Speaker 1: and gentlemen. You've paid fifty dollars and here she is,
- 18:28Speaker 1: here's Gretta. Now Greta coming out there after somebody had
- 18:33Speaker 1: bought a ticket. That that's a different level of expectation.
- 18:38Speaker 1: So I'm being encouraging to you. I think there's a shot,
- 18:42Speaker 1: but I think you're gonna have to start the process
- 18:45Speaker 1: of singing in certain smaller venues and get on with
- 18:49Speaker 1: some shows and look at doing some cruise ships and
- 18:52Speaker 1: make some tapes and stuff like that. But it's highly
- 18:55Speaker 1: possible it's going on cruise right now. Can I say
- 19:00Speaker 1: something to add to that? My answer through I don't.
- 19:04Speaker 1: When I be quiet, I already know what's coming. So Jake,
- 19:08Speaker 1: don't add to it. Just make your damn steak. You
- 19:12Speaker 1: want to separate, you know you want my answer separate
- 19:16Speaker 1: from your answer you I want to damn disclaimer with Joe.
- 19:21Speaker 1: Here's what she could do. Listen to some of the
- 19:24Speaker 1: look up some of the names that out there that
- 19:27Speaker 1: people are paying, say, fifty dollars to go see. Does
- 19:32Speaker 1: Gretta sound like any of those names you hear out there?
- 19:36Speaker 1: That's that's all I'm saying. And you Patricia, and she's
- 19:40Speaker 1: from Harlem, Patricia Steve well even that even that either Patricia,
- 19:45Speaker 1: that's that's even better. Have you heard people laying down
- 19:49Speaker 1: big money and she and Harlan why don't she go
- 19:53Speaker 1: to Apolo and saying you already know, don't try, boy,
- 20:03Speaker 1: I have seen a lot of dreams dying. That's the
- 20:08Speaker 1: last place they don't give the damn who you are?
- 20:17Speaker 1: So all right, we gotta go coming up new Timmy
- 20:22Speaker 1: is here. We run that prankback right after you're listening
- 20:28Speaker 1: to show coming up at the top of the hour, fellas. Okay,
- 20:33Speaker 1: I'm gonna need you guys to give some of the
- 20:35Speaker 1: players out there some advice. This is a trending story
- 20:39Speaker 1: from overseas. A British man visited his mistress in Italy,
- 20:45Speaker 1: and now right he has every hour plus in Italy.
- 20:53Speaker 1: That right there. I don't know, ignorant, but we can
- 20:56Speaker 1: talk about it at the top. Let me get the
- 20:58Speaker 1: busts and the standing by. But right now, I'll come on,
- 21:05Speaker 1: nef you run that frank back. What you got I
- 21:07Speaker 1: got it, I got it, I got it. Must it baby,
- 21:09Speaker 1: must baby. A lot of them not there right, let's
- 21:14Speaker 1: live right now, everybody at home and how a lot
- 21:16Speaker 1: of musty baby. Let's go yester yester do come? Okay? Hello, Hello,
- 21:24Speaker 1: I'm trying to reach the Banessa place. He sh I's
- 21:28Speaker 1: my name is Robert. I'm mean one of the owners.
- 21:32Speaker 1: You know, my wife Michelle. We own there. Yes, yes, yes, yes,
- 21:36Speaker 1: I help you. Okay, we've been uh I think we've
- 21:39Speaker 1: had your son Malik probably close to a year now.
- 21:42Speaker 1: I'm all right, yes you have is everything? Okay? So
- 21:45Speaker 1: everything is fine, Everything is fine. I don't think we
- 21:47Speaker 1: have a problem that we can't clear up. Um, I
- 21:51Speaker 1: have a question for you. Have you been noticing anything
- 21:55Speaker 1: different about Malik? Um, like, concerning hygiene at all? I
- 22:00Speaker 1: gene no, not that I can be called. What are
- 22:03Speaker 1: you talking about? Okay? How old is Malik? He's too? Okay, Well,
- 22:08Speaker 1: we soon have come across a little glitch here that
- 22:11Speaker 1: we're going to try to take care of here at
- 22:13Speaker 1: the at the daycare. Actually my wife didn't. I told
- 22:16Speaker 1: her I would make the phone call and leave her
- 22:18Speaker 1: out of it. I know you see her every day once. Yeah,
- 22:20Speaker 1: but what glitch are you talking about? What? What is
- 22:22Speaker 1: this glitch? I'm sorry, glitch? What is this glitch that
- 22:25Speaker 1: you want to talk about? I'm confused? Okay. Well, actually,
- 22:28Speaker 1: what we're having is it seemed like every day here
- 22:32Speaker 1: lately for the last two months, Malik has been you know,
- 22:36Speaker 1: very musty. You know, he hasn't been really sweaty, but
- 22:40Speaker 1: just real musty. Okay, you clearly have the wrong child,
- 22:43Speaker 1: because I give my son a bath every night and
- 22:46Speaker 1: most Martin is before he leaves to school, I give
- 22:48Speaker 1: him another bath again. So yeah, I'm pretty positive you
- 22:50Speaker 1: have the wrong child. No, man, your son is Malik, right,
- 22:54Speaker 1: and he's two years old. You guys have been here
- 22:56Speaker 1: with us right close to a year now, correct, Yes, Okay,
- 23:00Speaker 1: and he's a cute little kid with the curly hair.
- 23:03Speaker 1: I know exactly which one is. So what I'm what
- 23:06Speaker 1: I'm saying to you is that we are having problems.
- 23:09Speaker 1: He's just he's just reaching. You know, he's real musty. Okay,
- 23:12Speaker 1: you know what my son does not reek. I don't
- 23:14Speaker 1: know what child you're talking about, but you're not talking
- 23:16Speaker 1: about my child. I just told you and make sure
- 23:18Speaker 1: that he gets a bath every night. So that's not
- 23:20Speaker 1: my child. My child is very clean. Okay, Well what
- 23:23Speaker 1: hang on, Vanessa. What I'm trying to get you to
- 23:25Speaker 1: understand is I'm trying to This is why my wife
- 23:27Speaker 1: didn't want to call. Okay, and I'm glad I'm actually
- 23:30Speaker 1: the one that made the call. What we need to do.
- 23:32Speaker 1: This is what I'm gonna do. I'm just gonna child
- 23:33Speaker 1: a little experiment for the next month or so. Experiment. No,
- 23:37Speaker 1: I'm sorry, Well, what do you mean experient? What kind
- 23:40Speaker 1: of experiment. Well, what I'm gonna do is I'm gonna
- 23:42Speaker 1: put some male deodorant on him for the next well
- 23:46Speaker 1: just for the next month, and we'll see how it
- 23:47Speaker 1: plays out. No, no, no, you're not You're not gonna
- 23:49Speaker 1: put anything on my child. That's not gonna happen. Okay, Well, man,
- 23:52Speaker 1: I'm trying to I'm trying to fix the problem here.
- 23:54Speaker 1: I just wanted to call it doesn't have a problem.
- 23:56Speaker 1: I already told you that my son is clean. You're
- 23:58Speaker 1: not gonna put any ordering on him, and if you do,
- 24:01Speaker 1: it's going to be a problem. Do you understand me? Okay, man,
- 24:04Speaker 1: I'm not trying to have an argument with you. What
- 24:06Speaker 1: I want you to know is I'm not trying to
- 24:08Speaker 1: have an argument either, But you're trying. You talked about
- 24:10Speaker 1: putting the I'm gonna tell you easy, you can't do that.
- 24:13Speaker 1: I'm not gonna have to happen in Please don't make
- 24:15Speaker 1: me have to come down to that school for you
- 24:16Speaker 1: and your wife. Okay, man, listen, we're gonna have to
- 24:19Speaker 1: do something about your child. Your child is musty okay,
- 24:23Speaker 1: And you're sitting here getting an attitude with me, and
- 24:25Speaker 1: I'm trying to let you know your child is much nonsense.
- 24:28Speaker 1: Maybe you're the one that is musty, maybe you and
- 24:30Speaker 1: your wife or musty. My child is not musty. I
- 24:32Speaker 1: keep telling you that I bathed him every night. Which
- 24:34Speaker 1: part of that don't you understand? I understand everything that
- 24:37Speaker 1: you're saying. Maybe it's the soap, maybe something that is
- 24:39Speaker 1: not taking effect. I'm not sure. Okay, maybe he doesn't
- 24:43Speaker 1: smell a m because I don't know what child smell
- 24:46Speaker 1: on my child. You are not using that on my child.
- 24:49Speaker 1: Do I need to come down there for you with
- 24:51Speaker 1: the comps and suit your entire establishment. You don't want
- 24:54Speaker 1: that to happen staying away from my child? Are you crazy?
- 24:57Speaker 1: You know? Matter of fact? Great my son? Man, you're
- 24:59Speaker 1: satisfied your son in there with the rest of the kids.
- 25:01Speaker 1: They're playing. You know, today is the first day I
- 25:03Speaker 1: sprayed a little bit of mail the odor and under
- 25:06Speaker 1: how that works? Cheryl? Can you come up for me
- 25:10Speaker 1: for a couple of minutes, I was I'm reading right now.
- 25:13Speaker 1: I'll be there within the hour. Because you must be crazy.
- 25:16Speaker 1: I mean, you sprayed my son spram. I just sprayed
- 25:18Speaker 1: a little bit of the odor and on it. Just
- 25:19Speaker 1: to see if we can get me commission to do that.
- 25:22Speaker 1: And I keep telling you. I said there's nothing wrong
- 25:24Speaker 1: with my child, and you took it up on her
- 25:26Speaker 1: chalk to go and spray my child, and you weren't
- 25:28Speaker 1: about to jo are you? I'm reading right now? Okay? Well,
- 25:32Speaker 1: what are you coming here for? The boy is? You're
- 25:34Speaker 1: the son of Malik? Is fine? Why are you coming here?
- 25:37Speaker 1: He's curling? That fine? If you're going around spraying? How
- 25:40Speaker 1: don't you say? Because clearing is you're smelling and riaking
- 25:44Speaker 1: and funky as hell. I didn't give you no child.
- 25:48Speaker 1: I'm gonna I promise you. I promise you. I'm gonna
- 25:51Speaker 1: ah y'all because you crazy. Okay, let me say this man.
- 25:55Speaker 1: Your son is Musty. He's been king for the must
- 26:00Speaker 1: because you must you know what. I didn't even try
- 26:02Speaker 1: to hear you, because you're you're clearly crazy. How are
- 26:06Speaker 1: you going I'm spraying people's kids? Hello? What's my child?
- 26:09Speaker 1: Did you smell? Be ever kidding? You know what? I'm
- 26:11Speaker 1: about to get in my car. Come on there for
- 26:12Speaker 1: your because you must be crazy? Hello? Hello, Hello, why
- 26:20Speaker 1: did you hang up on me? I'm trying to fix
- 26:22Speaker 1: the problem. Ma'am, well, I told you that I'm coming
- 26:26Speaker 1: down there. I'll be there and telling one but I
- 26:29Speaker 1: needed to let you know one more thing that's going
- 26:31Speaker 1: on here. What could you possibly let me know? Because
- 26:34Speaker 1: I'm on my waist right now. Where are you? Now?
- 26:37Speaker 1: Are you in your car? Where are you? I am
- 26:39Speaker 1: heading to my car, not to get in my car
- 26:40Speaker 1: to come down there for because you must be crazy
- 26:43Speaker 1: spraining my child before you get to your car. I need,
- 26:45Speaker 1: I need to tell you one more thing about your stid. Okay, please,
- 26:49Speaker 1: you possibly have to tell me. I want to tell
- 26:51Speaker 1: you that is Listen to me, this is nephew. Tell
- 26:55Speaker 1: me to Steve Harvey Morning Show. Your girlfriend sherl got
- 26:59Speaker 1: me to play fall. Don't call you. I stand here
- 27:09Speaker 1: in the back lot about been coming out. I never
- 27:13Speaker 1: knew exactly what I was about. I'm gonna get her.
- 27:16Speaker 1: I forget it because I'm nigga. I know my child
- 27:18Speaker 1: and musty. I know my child is clean and he
- 27:20Speaker 1: don't smell. I anna get her. I just talked to
- 27:27Speaker 1: right here in her cubicle. You gotta call her right now,
- 27:30Speaker 1: I said, Okay, just chill out, I'll call her. You
- 27:34Speaker 1: don't know is Malik nice and clean. Malik is always
- 27:42Speaker 1: nice and clean and smelling right. So I don't know
- 27:44Speaker 1: what the hell you were talking about. I was like,
- 27:46Speaker 1: got my child? You got the wrong child. You are
- 27:48Speaker 1: about to get it. You don't even know. Oh man, Vanessa,
- 27:53Speaker 1: you gotta tell me one more thing. Baby, what's the
- 27:55Speaker 1: baddest and I mean the baddest radio show in the land,
- 28:00Speaker 1: the one and only Steve and there you have it?
- 28:09Speaker 1: Play too much playing with these peoples. I think, what's
- 28:12Speaker 1: your guy going on? Joe? If you're traveling and before
- 28:15Speaker 1: the President stops that, you're going through Atlanta, you're going
- 28:18Speaker 1: through Mobile and you're going through Birmingham, Alabama. Stop at
- 28:22Speaker 1: hunters Is Hunt Yeah, and check out your boys hot
- 28:25Speaker 1: saucers in three airports. Soon be more. Yeah, thank you
- 28:29Speaker 1: very much. Man. Coming up at the top of the hour,
- 28:33Speaker 1: we got entertainment and national news at the top. You're
- 28:36Speaker 1: listening to morning show. Okay, guys, you're going to have
- 28:42Speaker 1: to give some of the players out there some good
- 28:45Speaker 1: advice after hearing this story. So a successful British businessman
- 28:50Speaker 1: has contracted the coronavirus and it is about to contract
- 28:53Speaker 1: I think a butt whooping from his wife. Now, this
- 28:56Speaker 1: man who was a jet setter, he caught the virus
- 28:58Speaker 1: while he was in Italy visiting his mistress. His wife
- 29:02Speaker 1: thought though he was traveling within the UK for work
- 29:06Speaker 1: on business. But when he tests positive for the virus,
- 29:10Speaker 1: he had to let the doctors and health officials know
- 29:13Speaker 1: that he brought it back with him from Italy. Now
- 29:16Speaker 1: the officials say that the guy, the patient, said that
- 29:19Speaker 1: his wife has no idea about his infidelity and would
- 29:23Speaker 1: like to keep it that way. Meanwhile, well, meanwhile the
- 29:32Speaker 1: wife has been forced to quarantine, which is probably a
- 29:36Speaker 1: good thing for his cheating behind. But anyway, days, well,
- 29:41Speaker 1: he probably told her that he got it within the UK. See,
- 29:44Speaker 1: he didn't tell her that he was in Italy. But
- 29:49Speaker 1: though we could be quarantined in the same house together,
- 29:53Speaker 1: he's just probably she's probably in a different room and
- 29:55Speaker 1: he's in a different room. My lie is I got
- 29:58Speaker 1: it on the plane. Somebody called dead in my face. Yeah. See,
- 30:02Speaker 1: I don't even know why he talking about Italy. I
- 30:04Speaker 1: don't even want he bringed Italy up for now. You
- 30:07Speaker 1: said he's a successful business man. Successful don't stop you
- 30:11Speaker 1: from being stupid. Who takes the ass to of all
- 30:16Speaker 1: the places. Who the hell go to Italy? Man, he
- 30:23Speaker 1: ain't watching Italy. He was already there. His mistress lived
- 30:28Speaker 1: in Italy. Yeah, but he told his his wife thought
- 30:31Speaker 1: he was on a business trip in the UK. Yes,
- 30:34Speaker 1: he flew his ass to Italy. Yes, to see his girl.
- 30:39Speaker 1: Now I understand it. Now listen to me. Listen, listen
- 30:43Speaker 1: to me. Sex is a powerful thing. It's it's it's
- 30:48Speaker 1: so power and mean. You walked to Italy. Yeah, so
- 30:53Speaker 1: it's a damn show. Make you get on the plane
- 30:55Speaker 1: and fly into virus central. I'm on flying to the
- 31:01Speaker 1: damn good. Yeah, you will do it. And let me
- 31:05Speaker 1: tell you something. He might not even got it from
- 31:07Speaker 1: the girl just on the way. Tough in the cab
- 31:12Speaker 1: the ooh boy he him anyway, Man, itly got hit bad.
- 31:17Speaker 1: But how see why he he's stupid? He should have
- 31:22Speaker 1: he didn't allow Why did he we told too much
- 31:25Speaker 1: of it. Why did he have to say he was
- 31:28Speaker 1: in Italy and went to see his mistress and his wife.
- 31:30Speaker 1: Don't know? Why would you let that come out your mouth? Okay, okay, cool.
- 31:34Speaker 1: So they got proof that you was in Italy. I
- 31:37Speaker 1: got on the damn plane. You get on the wrong plane.
- 31:42Speaker 1: I don't know what we're not fitting to do. It's
- 31:45Speaker 1: say I would have got on that to my mistress,
- 31:48Speaker 1: that ain't that ain't what we fit on the plane
- 31:52Speaker 1: that I'm here with. That don't win How I got
- 31:55Speaker 1: on that. Hours on that they re routed the plane
- 31:59Speaker 1: to Italy. Okay, that's what app and then that's how
- 32:02Speaker 1: you got it. Yeah, the pilot gave it to me.
- 32:07Speaker 1: Just stop cheating. You wouldn't have these problems about Listen
- 32:13Speaker 1: to him, Carlin, that's nothing to happen. That's nothing to happen.
- 32:19Speaker 1: There are a huge, huge number of men who do
- 32:22Speaker 1: not cheat, right, but down some men that's unhappy. Now,
- 32:27Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you something right now, because they are.
- 32:29Speaker 1: Women are cheat and we just had a clo question
- 32:33Speaker 1: about a woman that's cheating. So let's not make it
- 32:35Speaker 1: like it's only men who cheat. Here's what I think.
- 32:38Speaker 1: If people are married and they are unhappy, I think
- 32:42Speaker 1: they have a propensity to seek happiness when they're not happy.
- 32:47Speaker 1: Now I'm with the propensity, whatever that is. I'm with
- 32:50Speaker 1: the propensity. Let's go Steve, Ladies and gentlemen, miss and trip. Okay,
- 32:58Speaker 1: thank you guys. I'm gonna take a little serious right now.
- 33:00Speaker 1: President Trump has signed the first Coronavirus Relief Bill into law,
- 33:03Speaker 1: providing for paid sick leave, added unemployment benefits, free coronavirus testing,
- 33:07Speaker 1: among other things. And Trump's also employing the Defense Production Act,
- 33:12Speaker 1: that's a federal provision that allows the government to marshal
- 33:15Speaker 1: the private sector in response to the COVID nineteen pandemic
- 33:18Speaker 1: if needed. In other words, that he can get private
- 33:20Speaker 1: companies to start making masks and stuff like that, he
- 33:23Speaker 1: can just order them to do. That. Mean, while the
- 33:25Speaker 1: President said it's all hands on deck with the Federal
- 33:27Speaker 1: Emergency Workers, FEMA now is fully engaged at the highest levels. Today,
- 33:33Speaker 1: FEMA is activated in every region. We are at level one,
- 33:37Speaker 1: Level one being the highest level. The Treasury Department's calling
- 33:40Speaker 1: on Trump to authorize two two hundred and fifty billion
- 33:43Speaker 1: dollars bills, two of them to provide cash payments to
- 33:45Speaker 1: folks affected by the virus for the first checks going
- 33:48Speaker 1: out next month, the second wave in May. The amounts
- 33:51Speaker 1: will be based on income and family size. And the
- 33:53Speaker 1: presidents also announced a fifty billion dollar aid package for
- 33:58Speaker 1: major airlines in the US. By the way, Trump says
- 34:01Speaker 1: he gives himself a ten over the way he's handled
- 34:03Speaker 1: a situation thus far. At last look, nationally, there were
- 34:06Speaker 1: eight thousand, seven hundred and thirty six CORONA infections in
- 34:09Speaker 1: the US. One hundred and forty nine Americans have died. Globally,
- 34:14Speaker 1: there have been more than eight thousand Corona deaths, eight
- 34:18Speaker 1: thousand US officials trying to prevent things from getting bad
- 34:21Speaker 1: here as they are right now. In Italy or where
- 34:24Speaker 1: the situation is a nightmare. Officials in Rome have announced
- 34:27Speaker 1: a huge single day jump in Corona infections in just
- 34:29Speaker 1: twenty four hours. Italy's recorded a whopping four thousand, two
- 34:33Speaker 1: hundred and seven new cases, with four hundred and seventy
- 34:36Speaker 1: five more people dying during the same twenty four hour period. Also,
- 34:39Speaker 1: no funerals are allowed over there to avoid large gatherings
- 34:43Speaker 1: of people, so folk can't even bury their loved ones.
- 34:45Speaker 1: Things are that bad. All told, there have been more
- 34:47Speaker 1: than thirty five thousand COVID nineteen cases in Israel. In
- 34:51Speaker 1: Italy rather with almost three thousand deaths for GM, they've
- 34:55Speaker 1: temporarily shut down their factories. They're cleaning them up. That
- 34:57Speaker 1: will government sending one of two hospit little ships to
- 35:00Speaker 1: New York to try to help also, and they are
- 35:03Speaker 1: going to have about a thousand beds on the ship,
- 35:05Speaker 1: and they're gonna offload people who are not really critical
- 35:08Speaker 1: or don't have COVID violence the virus on the hospital ships,
- 35:12Speaker 1: so that there will be more hospital beds within the
- 35:15Speaker 1: city of New York because they're really going to be needed.
- 35:18Speaker 1: This is important. Doctor say four out of every five
- 35:20Speaker 1: people who get the virus contracted it from somebody who
- 35:23Speaker 1: didn't even know they were infected. Finally, check out Gloria
- 35:26Speaker 1: Gainer's TikTok video. She sings a bit of a mega hit,
- 35:28Speaker 1: I will survive. She's singing at a sink and she's saying, hey,
- 35:31Speaker 1: washing her hands because we will survive. That's right. Check
- 35:35Speaker 1: out the video on my Facebook page. By the way,
- 35:37Speaker 1: Now back to the Steve Harvey Morning Show you're listening to. Show. Yesterday,
- 35:43Speaker 1: President Trump said he doesn't think calling COVID nineteen the
- 35:47Speaker 1: Chinese virus or the kungue flu, as one of his
- 35:51Speaker 1: administration officials reportedly called it puts Asian Americans at risk
- 35:58Speaker 1: of the targets of hay crime. Now take a listen
- 36:01Speaker 1: to the president when he was asked about it at
- 36:03Speaker 1: press conference yesterday. Why do you keep calling this the
- 36:06Speaker 1: Chinese virus? There are reports of dozens of incidents and
- 36:11Speaker 1: bias against Chinese Americans in this country, your own age
- 36:15Speaker 1: secretary as Arm says, he does not use this term.
- 36:17Speaker 1: He says ethnicity does not cause the virus. Why do
- 36:21Speaker 1: you keep using this as it comes from jost It's
- 36:24Speaker 1: not racist at all, No, not at all. It comes
- 36:26Speaker 1: from China. That's why comes from China. I want to
- 36:30Speaker 1: be accurate place, John Great. I have great love for
- 36:36Speaker 1: all of the people from our country. But as you know,
- 36:40Speaker 1: China tried to say at one point, maybe this stuff
- 36:44Speaker 1: now that it was caused by American soldiers, that can't happen.
- 36:49Speaker 1: It's not going to happen, not as long as our president.
- 36:52Speaker 1: Let's change that. Let's try to change that. Wow, do
- 36:56Speaker 1: you believe he's that's the first thing that came out
- 36:59Speaker 1: of this because it comes from China. Hey, man, listen
- 37:05Speaker 1: to me. I don't understand how as a country that
- 37:10Speaker 1: we've accepted this behavior from the highest office in our
- 37:15Speaker 1: land possible to achieve the President of the United States,
- 37:20Speaker 1: and how the Republican Party one backs this guy with
- 37:27Speaker 1: rhetoric and tones like this completely wrong. You, this is
- 37:33Speaker 1: so wrong on so many levels. How in the world
- 37:38Speaker 1: has the Republican Party got behind this, man, one is
- 37:44Speaker 1: beyond me. Well, I know exactly why. I know why.
- 37:48Speaker 1: I'll just say it like I've been saying it, because
- 37:50Speaker 1: of position, power and money. And that's a sad state
- 37:57Speaker 1: for people that we put in the office to want
- 37:59Speaker 1: to be in at all costs, even at the integrity
- 38:03Speaker 1: of our country. And when you when you make I'm
- 38:07Speaker 1: not racist at all, that's a racist thing to say. Yeah, Now,
- 38:12Speaker 1: this is not what to say. If it was a
- 38:14Speaker 1: Chinese disease, then only Chinese people would have it. This
- 38:19Speaker 1: is a worldwide epidemic or pandemic whatever they want to
- 38:23Speaker 1: call it, and it affects everybody, pandemic whatever. I'm I'm
- 38:28Speaker 1: so secreted right. The virus doesn't respect any borders, right,
- 38:32Speaker 1: And it's not like from a certain race of people.
- 38:36Speaker 1: You don't know where it comes from. Man, they have
- 38:38Speaker 1: not determined that yet. This is sad. Man. I can't
- 38:42Speaker 1: believe it's well, y'all can't. Y'all can't. That's That's what
- 38:44Speaker 1: I'm about to say. You can't believe it come on. Man, Yeah,
- 38:48Speaker 1: we gotta go coming up at thirty four after the hour,
- 38:50Speaker 1: we gotta switch a little, gears. You're gonna tell us
- 38:53Speaker 1: about food that people are sleeping on. That's still plenty
- 38:57Speaker 1: of influxury stores. There's plenty of it. Lenning right after this.
- 39:02Speaker 1: You're listening Steve Harpy Morning Show. Okay, guys, so you're
- 39:06Speaker 1: here to help out the listeners with a list of
- 39:09Speaker 1: food that people are sleeping on, and there's still plenty
- 39:13Speaker 1: in stock at grocery. Running down, Steve, run something down,
- 39:17Speaker 1: Run something down. Man, I don't know why anybody is
- 39:21Speaker 1: sleeping on prune juice. Anybody want it? You know why? Okay?
- 39:28Speaker 1: Because we ain't got enough toilet paper. That's why Lenny
- 39:34Speaker 1: prune juice in there. It's just sitting there waiting to
- 39:37Speaker 1: be picked. And there what else in the store, Lots
- 39:40Speaker 1: of I was in there and I saw the call
- 39:44Speaker 1: of flower, lots of it. Man, it's sitting right there.
- 39:47Speaker 1: Nobody's buying it, is right, one of my favorites, one
- 39:52Speaker 1: of my all time favorite. You're going there right now,
- 39:56Speaker 1: get all the damn cream or wheat. You won't, but
- 40:00Speaker 1: you want to eat this stuff. Y'all talking about man,
- 40:04Speaker 1: you're missing it talking about let me too, where the
- 40:06Speaker 1: old black dude on it? You know what they're sleeping on?
- 40:13Speaker 1: Pickle pig feet, Man, they're sleeping on the man that
- 40:18Speaker 1: right there. Yeah, that's a meal right there. Call and
- 40:21Speaker 1: while you in the pickles sets and get them pickle eggs.
- 40:24Speaker 1: They're sitting right there, man, right, get you many. You
- 40:28Speaker 1: won't pay dog this high. No, we ain't in no
- 40:30Speaker 1: crisis because you can get all the damn spam you want. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
- 40:39Speaker 1: I've been to the stores. Y'all know the shelves. Yeah.
- 40:42Speaker 1: Yet though they're sleeping on stuff, let me tell what
- 40:46Speaker 1: else is in the store. Can spinach? Can spinach? Is
- 40:52Speaker 1: plenty of it is there? And if you I don't
- 40:56Speaker 1: want the man's a sound crowd. That's that and all
- 41:02Speaker 1: the damn bock choy you can put in your it's that.
- 41:08Speaker 1: There's so much damn bock choy at it's over there
- 41:11Speaker 1: by yourself. Listen, listen, listen, listen. If you go over
- 41:15Speaker 1: with the chicken normally normally go over there ain't no
- 41:18Speaker 1: chickens there, but the gizzarts is right there, hommy, you're
- 41:23Speaker 1: absolutely right. Black Neighborhood yeah. Yeah, And if that's what
- 41:28Speaker 1: you like, another selection of meat do with your chicken gizzarts?
- 41:33Speaker 1: I didn't meat is right down, boy. Hey man, I'm
- 41:40Speaker 1: gonna tell you what else you could get plenty of
- 41:42Speaker 1: because the kids ain't buying none of this. You won't
- 41:46Speaker 1: dry beans and uncooked rice loaded. Hey man, all these
- 41:53Speaker 1: young people work for me. You know what they were
- 41:55Speaker 1: complaining about the other day. I was talking with the man.
- 41:57Speaker 1: All my snacks is gone, snap snacks, snacks. Man, you
- 42:02Speaker 1: better make a pot of something, some beans. Dog, do
- 42:08Speaker 1: those of us that's been without know how to get
- 42:10Speaker 1: through this pot or something? Yeah? Stretch it, stretch baby,
- 42:19Speaker 1: right here, right here. This is it. Now we in
- 42:21Speaker 1: the house, so you're gonna have to deal with this.
- 42:23Speaker 1: I'm not going outside. Sardans get you as many kids
- 42:30Speaker 1: and and some and some crackers. Boy, Hey, hey, dog,
- 42:35Speaker 1: I got a partner that eats sardeans and said crowd
- 42:40Speaker 1: every single day, every single day he eats sardeans. And
- 42:46Speaker 1: now his body is amazing. His breath is too, though.
- 42:51Speaker 1: Whip whip, Now listen, listen, here's something you can get.
- 42:55Speaker 1: And I ain't never handed when I see it, It's
- 42:58Speaker 1: always there. How tongue right there, man, it's the right
- 43:04Speaker 1: there and everybody ever get that. But it's right there,
- 43:07Speaker 1: it's right now. What else? But but you're hungry though
- 43:12Speaker 1: you're going through somebody, I'll tell you. I'll tell you something.
- 43:15Speaker 1: They got plenty of come can lie my beans? Kids?
- 43:23Speaker 1: All the rolls up lo Joe Carter can't get away
- 43:30Speaker 1: from them quick to okay, hold on, let me think, oh,
- 43:42Speaker 1: let me think. I can't top that? Can Thank you
- 43:51Speaker 1: for the list fellas covering up next and every time
- 43:55Speaker 1: he's here with today's frank phone call. Right after this
- 43:58Speaker 1: you're listening Steve coming up at the top of the hour,
- 44:03Speaker 1: right about four minutes after. It's today's strawberry letter. The
- 44:07Speaker 1: subject is his mouth may be a deal breaker Steve
- 44:12Speaker 1: this letter, yes, uh huh. But right now the nephew
- 44:16Speaker 1: is here with today's prank phone call. What you got there, Well,
- 44:19Speaker 1: call everybody inside, so you know, let's give you one
- 44:21Speaker 1: of them inside prank. This is thick and shutting, thick
- 44:25Speaker 1: and shutting, really, I mean everybody inside. Ain't you think
- 44:30Speaker 1: it's time do this relate to all everybody going through sick?
- 44:35Speaker 1: You trying to be topical. Let's go okay, so I'm
- 44:41Speaker 1: trying to speak. You got him? How you I'm doing?
- 44:48Speaker 1: I ain't doing too good. You've been over there praying
- 44:50Speaker 1: for my wife again, right right, right, yes, sir, you
- 44:53Speaker 1: came over here three times in one week. My wife
- 44:57Speaker 1: had already went through the operation, and all that sh
- 45:00Speaker 1: gonna be prid. I don't need you over a praying
- 45:02Speaker 1: three times a week, because, honestly, I think it's something
- 45:05Speaker 1: else on your mind when you come over here praying
- 45:07Speaker 1: for my wife. I ain't stupid, brother, kind of hold it, brother,
- 45:11Speaker 1: this brody, this is well. Your wife was on the
- 45:16Speaker 1: second shot and lift reverting to come by. Revert requested
- 45:21Speaker 1: that I come by. Okay, he ain't requested for you
- 45:24Speaker 1: to bring your black to my house for no three
- 45:26Speaker 1: times in one week, man, So you can cut that
- 45:29Speaker 1: down with me. You can cut that. Hold it, brother.
- 45:33Speaker 1: I came with sister Georgia the first time. The second
- 45:38Speaker 1: time I came by myself because she wasn't able to
- 45:40Speaker 1: come by, and I only stayed fifteen men, he's time.
- 45:43Speaker 1: So what's the problem Because I already know what you
- 45:46Speaker 1: what youre doing. I know you're trying to hill my wife.
- 45:48Speaker 1: I ain't stoop how put your wife? I have a wife.
- 45:51Speaker 1: Why would I happen to your wife? She's part of
- 45:54Speaker 1: already know what you already know what you're doing. Man,
- 45:57Speaker 1: you up in here shot my wife wife whine? Why
- 46:00Speaker 1: nobody at the house. I already know what you do.
- 46:02Speaker 1: Let me tell you something. Keep your black away from
- 46:05Speaker 1: my house. If you want to pray for my wife
- 46:07Speaker 1: and play my wife, boy, I'm gonna wait. Wait you
- 46:11Speaker 1: ain't wait man, Oh, you can't talk to you about
- 46:13Speaker 1: you lay hand. That's what you're gonna now, brother, ain't
- 46:17Speaker 1: gonna be none of that, and ain't gonna be none
- 46:19Speaker 1: of that. You're talking to the wrong brother nine. Okay. Now,
- 46:23Speaker 1: first of all, you're not gonna disrespect me and curse
- 46:26Speaker 1: me out. Okay, that's not even the way brothers should
- 46:29Speaker 1: be talking to brothers. Second of all, if there's any
- 46:32Speaker 1: laying on the hands, it's gonna be my hand laying
- 46:34Speaker 1: on you. Okay. You ain't being the lady the lady
- 46:37Speaker 1: I know trying to lay on my wife. If I
- 46:40Speaker 1: find that what you're out, you know, not you mess
- 46:42Speaker 1: around with my wife, it's gonna be I know, trying
- 46:46Speaker 1: to do crazy. I'm just leting you I'm gonna say
- 46:48Speaker 1: it one most time. Keep your black stop around my
- 46:52Speaker 1: First of all, I told you once again you can't
- 46:55Speaker 1: be talking to me like that. Now, I'm trying to
- 46:57Speaker 1: be cool about the situation because I know he may
- 47:00Speaker 1: be just upset. Okay, I can appreciate that. Okay, I
- 47:04Speaker 1: have a wife, and I'll be upset if somebody's coming
- 47:06Speaker 1: back to my wife. Won't you won't you and show
- 47:09Speaker 1: out with your wife? You stand my down with my wife.
- 47:11Speaker 1: I do you know what I'm saying now, I don't
- 47:14Speaker 1: anybody with room about your house? Maybe I need to
- 47:16Speaker 1: come out your house and how let your wife? Were
- 47:18Speaker 1: you welcome to may come come and come lay something
- 47:22Speaker 1: over their own? Huh? God? Now trying to do with
- 47:25Speaker 1: my holder? Holder one man, Hold one man? I told
- 47:29Speaker 1: you before being disrespected. Now, that was a very idiotic
- 47:33Speaker 1: statement for you to make. Okay, that's what's going to happen.
- 47:36Speaker 1: If I catch your black drip my house again, I'm
- 47:38Speaker 1: gonna play this man, and then I'm getting on the
- 47:40Speaker 1: phone with you, you, your pastors, any more of them,
- 47:43Speaker 1: because if anybody come by my house again and I
- 47:45Speaker 1: ain't there, I'm kicking your black. That's a promise. You know.
- 47:50Speaker 1: Just that's it. Look him, brother, If that's gonna be
- 47:54Speaker 1: any what's going on, I'm gonna be kicking your I'm
- 47:57Speaker 1: gonna lay my hands on you, and I'm gonna give
- 47:59Speaker 1: you a good sanctified whooping, and then I'm gonna pray
- 48:03Speaker 1: for you. I'm gonna pray to heal you. Just put
- 48:06Speaker 1: I'm gonna put up, okay, because I've had it with you,
- 48:10Speaker 1: you know. And I only went by it to visit
- 48:12Speaker 1: your wife because I was asked to go visit your wife.
- 48:15Speaker 1: Now that was a problem you should have caused a pastor, okay,
- 48:18Speaker 1: but you're not going to disrespect me my wife to
- 48:20Speaker 1: church on the phone. Life. You want to do somebody,
- 48:22Speaker 1: you can meet me any place. Well, I've been man,
- 48:25Speaker 1: you know, as a matter of fact, I can go
- 48:27Speaker 1: anywhere I want it in this town. If I be
- 48:29Speaker 1: at your house talking to your wife, if the path
- 48:31Speaker 1: asked me to go, I'm gonna be there. Okay. How
- 48:34Speaker 1: you you know you just you know. It's just a
- 48:37Speaker 1: stupid brother, Okay. You need to come to church. To
- 48:42Speaker 1: come to church, the one you need to come to
- 48:44Speaker 1: church more off, and that's the problem. You don't come
- 48:46Speaker 1: to church more often. If you come to church more off,
- 48:49Speaker 1: you wouldn't be talking to me like that. You wouldn't
- 48:51Speaker 1: be worried about me and your wife because it must
- 48:53Speaker 1: be something wrong at your house. You'll be worried by
- 48:56Speaker 1: me fooling with your wife. Okay, so you need to
- 48:59Speaker 1: check hut. Okay you how about that? Why don't you
- 49:02Speaker 1: do that? Why don't you Why don't you just check up? Okay?
- 49:06Speaker 1: Tommy says, you're the one that's cheating with my wife.
- 49:09Speaker 1: That's all I know who Tommy Hammy says you. Tommy said,
- 49:14Speaker 1: you're the one that's cheating around with my wife. Tommy who?
- 49:18Speaker 1: Who is Tommy Tommy who? This is a nephew Tommy man,
- 49:26Speaker 1: but this is never your Tommy from Steve Harmit Mortan
- 49:28Speaker 1: show man. Your church member got me the prak ball,
- 49:33Speaker 1: but not long for that. You know you're long, You're long.
- 49:38Speaker 1: You know y'all know Highway to Hell, all of y'all.
- 49:41Speaker 1: You know none stop, no, you know y'all just you know,
- 49:45Speaker 1: y'all just go. You know I ain't gonna stop signs.
- 49:49Speaker 1: You know I'm funa go. I'm gonna pray for all
- 49:51Speaker 1: of y'all, all of your brothers, nephew, Tommy, Steve Harvey, brother,
- 49:57Speaker 1: wrong for that. Okay, I'm gonna check him. I'm gonna check.
- 50:02Speaker 1: I'm fuldn't go. I don't talk to you out in
- 50:04Speaker 1: no more. I'm pretty I'm gonna say, brother, brother, your man.
- 50:09Speaker 1: What you gotta tell me? What's the baddest radio show
- 50:11Speaker 1: with the lab man Steve Hobby Martin show? Now you
- 50:17Speaker 1: have baby pick and shut in too much time? Minute?
- 50:21Speaker 1: What was the hold? What was the word god it?
- 50:23Speaker 1: Last week? What was the word being that? Everybody? Thank you?
- 50:29Speaker 1: That one? Phenomenal? Yeah, phenomena, that's what I need to hear.
- 50:32Speaker 1: Phenomenon that one. No, now don't really apply here, but okay,
- 50:41Speaker 1: right not listen to the Duke says, can't you be
- 50:46Speaker 1: phenomenally stupid? Can't you be that? And it was phenomena?
- 50:51Speaker 1: It is phenomenally stupid and he can spell it, spell
- 50:58Speaker 1: it fol ilf. Oh you know last week we had
- 51:05Speaker 1: problems with him full with this phenomenal Okay, if a
- 51:09Speaker 1: m if he made it better, he corrected himself. Go
- 51:14Speaker 1: ahead ahead, man if if a n O M I
- 51:22Speaker 1: n I A phenomenal? Oh nama nail yeah, nail n
- 51:27Speaker 1: ai l yea nail? Thank you sounded out. The best
- 51:34Speaker 1: way to spell the word is to sound it out
- 51:37Speaker 1: out the origin of the word. Please. Phenomenal, Yeah, hell yeah,
- 51:44Speaker 1: I can spell phenomenal. Let me hear you got something
- 51:48Speaker 1: helping him? Listen, you're just as serius serious. That's how
- 51:53Speaker 1: I spell everything. Now, don't waste no damn time hurting
- 51:56Speaker 1: my head. Okay, I can use it in a sentence.
- 51:59Speaker 1: Go ahead, okay, sir. How many nominais would you like?
- 52:03Speaker 1: I would like phone nominails please? Boy? How welcome to phenomenals?
- 52:17Speaker 1: How many phenomenals would you like? I would like phone nominaials? Please?
- 52:21Speaker 1: Thank you very much? Oh heated? Could you please heat
- 52:25Speaker 1: those up? Heatd ja? What you've been doing at the house? Man?
- 52:32Speaker 1: I have mastered piddling everything piddling, get old dog, man.
- 52:41Speaker 1: I have folded and unfolded every damn thing. Hey man,
- 52:47Speaker 1: I can't imagine house arrest dog. I could not imagine
- 52:51Speaker 1: mouse arrest. Man. I washed, I've washed stuff that's already washed.
- 52:56Speaker 1: I'm telling you, man, baseball, Hey, do this got this
- 53:03Speaker 1: gotta lose? It is all right? Next week? Got today's
- 53:11Speaker 1: strawberry letters? You're listening, Steve Harvey Morning Show Time Now
- 53:18Speaker 1: for today's Strawberry Letter and if you need advice on relationship, dating, work, sex, parenting,
- 53:23Speaker 1: and more. Submit your Strawberry letter to Steve Harvey FM
- 53:27Speaker 1: dot com and click Submit Strawberry Letters. Shirley Girl is
- 53:31Speaker 1: out today. Steve Harvey will read the letter. I head
- 53:35Speaker 1: just was clearing my throat. That was not you have.
- 53:41Speaker 1: Every time you do that, you have to you have
- 53:43Speaker 1: to make an announcement. I'm about to clear my throat, y'all.
- 53:46Speaker 1: Excuse me. This is just thoat clearing. I ain't trying
- 53:51Speaker 1: to clear the room, just trying to clear my throat. All. Right,
- 53:55Speaker 1: here we go. Subject his mouth may be a deal
- 53:57Speaker 1: breaker a deal Stephen Shirley, I'm a forty five year
- 54:01Speaker 1: old woman. I have finally met mister Wright. Also. I
- 54:06Speaker 1: thought he's got a steady job, a nice home. He
- 54:10Speaker 1: treats me like a queen. We've been dating two years
- 54:13Speaker 1: and he recently proposed to me. But there's just one
- 54:16Speaker 1: issue with him that needs to be fixed before I
- 54:19Speaker 1: agreed to marry him. It's his language, Steve. I know
- 54:27Speaker 1: you're proud what you just called me, y'all. Don't no
- 54:31Speaker 1: damn better, Steve. I know you're proud of your custing skills,
- 54:35Speaker 1: so I need your help. Okay, well I ain't whatever.
- 54:39Speaker 1: Whenever my man gets frustrated, he cusses like there's no tomorrow.
- 54:43Speaker 1: Shortly after we met, he visited my church with me.
- 54:49Speaker 1: Already after we met, he visited my church with him,
- 54:54Speaker 1: and while this sermon was going on, he got called
- 54:59Speaker 1: from his ex wife. See this bad timing now. He
- 55:03Speaker 1: stepped out in the hallway to talk to his ex
- 55:05Speaker 1: wife and everybody in the church could hear him cussing
- 55:10Speaker 1: her out. I was shamed and did not return to
- 55:16Speaker 1: that church. He is an expert cusser and sometimes it's entertaining,
- 55:23Speaker 1: but I need him to reel it in a bit.
- 55:25Speaker 1: He recently cussed out another parent. He cussed out another
- 55:31Speaker 1: parent at his daughter's piano recital for Coffin, and the
- 55:35Speaker 1: guy couldn't help it. Not in the days in time,
- 55:39Speaker 1: you're gonna get cussed out. His daughter was a shame
- 55:43Speaker 1: because the school's security guard put my man out of
- 55:47Speaker 1: the recital. The big deal breaker for me now is
- 55:51Speaker 1: he cannot refrain from cussing around my parents. Last time
- 55:57Speaker 1: we all got together for dinner, my man went to
- 55:59Speaker 1: the bathroom, and on the way back to our table,
- 56:02Speaker 1: he stopped his toe on a rolling cart. He stumped
- 56:06Speaker 1: his toe on the rolling cart. Then ti restaurant came
- 56:10Speaker 1: to a screeching halt as he let out the loudest
- 56:13Speaker 1: string of cuss words I've ever heard. My parents had
- 56:18Speaker 1: been going to that restaurant for years, and they were
- 56:20Speaker 1: so ashamed they walked out. My dad doesn't want me
- 56:24Speaker 1: with a man like this, but he really is a
- 56:26Speaker 1: great guy. He just got a very filed mouth. Is
- 56:29Speaker 1: this something that can be changed? Or will I run
- 56:32Speaker 1: the risk of being embarrassed for life if I marry him? Please?
- 56:35Speaker 1: At five call him? Wow. All right, girl, let me
- 56:40Speaker 1: tell you, because this letter is truly truly for Steve.
- 56:43Speaker 1: But I give you a little bit. You are going
- 56:45Speaker 1: to have to talk to your man and just say,
- 56:47Speaker 1: you know, baby, listen. You know you were cussing in
- 56:50Speaker 1: front of my parents. You have to start show in
- 56:53Speaker 1: some respect. You embarrass your daughter at her recital. You know,
- 56:57Speaker 1: you just cuss out of man because he kept coughing.
- 56:59Speaker 1: And I know this ain't no time to be coughing,
- 57:01Speaker 1: just like Steve said, but you did not have to
- 57:04Speaker 1: go to that level. Whether security at the school had
- 57:07Speaker 1: to remove you from the recital. You're cussing at church.
- 57:11Speaker 1: It's just disrespectful. Just tell him you're a good man.
- 57:14Speaker 1: Tell him you love him. But you know some people
- 57:17Speaker 1: look at cussing or swearing as intimidating or it's a
- 57:22Speaker 1: form of bullying. Actually, so tell him you're not blaming
- 57:26Speaker 1: him for his habit. But he has to recognize it
- 57:29Speaker 1: and work on it. He tell him you love him
- 57:32Speaker 1: and you want to be his wife, But he can't
- 57:34Speaker 1: keep relying on profanity and cuss words to express himself.
- 57:39Speaker 1: You know, he's got to find another way to do it.
- 57:41Speaker 1: He's got to find ways to get out of negative
- 57:43Speaker 1: situations and think of something positive that he can do
- 57:47Speaker 1: or say in those moments, because it is truly out
- 57:50Speaker 1: of hand. You know, you just can't be going firing
- 57:52Speaker 1: off at church and in front of the parents and
- 57:55Speaker 1: just you got you gotta try. That's not helping. Tell me,
- 58:01Speaker 1: I don't know, start a custom, yar, y'all remember that
- 58:03Speaker 1: back in the day, punishment five dollars for every cuss word.
- 58:07Speaker 1: But you've got to tell him that it's something that
- 58:09Speaker 1: he really needs to work on. Steve, I know you
- 58:12Speaker 1: want this letter. Well, so here's what I'm gonna do. First. First,
- 58:19Speaker 1: I'm gonna read this. I'm gonna give you what an
- 58:22Speaker 1: opinion or radio opinion when we come after the break,
- 58:26Speaker 1: I'm gonna do the letter a little more justice. Let
- 58:31Speaker 1: me just say this right here. You should not not
- 58:34Speaker 1: marry a man because it has a file mouth. It
- 58:37Speaker 1: can be changed. This is a great guy. He treats
- 58:39Speaker 1: you like a queen. He's a wonderful dude. He just cuss.
- 58:44Speaker 1: Cussin ain't the worst thing that command could do. He
- 58:47Speaker 1: ain't cheating on you. He's not physically abusive. He's not
- 58:51Speaker 1: mentally abusive, even though if he's cussing at you, that's
- 58:55Speaker 1: a form of abuse. But I think that's not the problem.
- 59:00Speaker 1: It's just when he gets frustrated, cusses, and so that
- 59:05Speaker 1: can be dealt with and work with by you by
- 59:09Speaker 1: cuss constantly encouraging him not to cuss, rewarding him for
- 59:15Speaker 1: not cussing, and then at the same time showing your
- 59:18Speaker 1: utter disdain when he does. Eventually, a man that loves
- 59:23Speaker 1: you will make the necessary changes around you. So here's
- 59:28Speaker 1: what you have to do. You have to create boundaries.
- 59:31Speaker 1: You can cuss wherever you want, when you're not with
- 59:33Speaker 1: me or when you're around me and my parents. I'm
- 59:37Speaker 1: asking you to refrain from it. And if I look
- 59:40Speaker 1: at you or nudge you, you've gone too far. And
- 59:43Speaker 1: I'm not saying you can't cuss, but all these loud
- 59:45Speaker 1: cussing outbreaks, if I nudge you, you need to pull up,
- 59:48Speaker 1: and you need to work out a system because you
- 59:50Speaker 1: don't want to give up a good man. Now, when
- 59:52Speaker 1: we come back, I'm gonna read this letter and respond
- 59:55Speaker 1: to it the right way. Do we need We'll be
- 1:00:05Speaker 1: right after the hour you're listening. Okay, Steve, come on, recaps.
- 1:00:13Speaker 1: All right, here we go. Here's a woman that has
- 1:00:15Speaker 1: been dealing with this man. And I gave my opinion earlier.
- 1:00:19Speaker 1: Don't leave a good man just because he cuss. Work
- 1:00:22Speaker 1: with him. Set some parameters. You can slowly work him
- 1:00:25Speaker 1: out of this. You can cuss, but not around me.
- 1:00:28Speaker 1: I want you to refrain when you're around me and
- 1:00:30Speaker 1: my parents. Other than that, you want to cuss somebody out,
- 1:00:33Speaker 1: do whatever you wanna do. Let's work on this together,
- 1:00:35Speaker 1: all right. That's what you don't wanna leave a good
- 1:00:37Speaker 1: man just called it cuss everybody got flawsed. Now let's
- 1:00:40Speaker 1: read the letter from Steve Harvey, who ain't on the radio,
- 1:00:47Speaker 1: and I was not trying to give advice, y'all stay
- 1:00:49Speaker 1: with me. Here we go this Stephen Shell. I'm a
- 1:00:51Speaker 1: forty five year old woman. I finally met mister writer,
- 1:00:54Speaker 1: so I thought. He got a steady job at nice
- 1:00:56Speaker 1: home and treats me like a queen. We've been dating
- 1:00:58Speaker 1: for two years and he recently proposed to me. But
- 1:01:01Speaker 1: there's just one issue with him that needs to be
- 1:01:03Speaker 1: fixed before I agree to marry him. It's his language, Steve,
- 1:01:09Speaker 1: so you know why she bring my ass into this.
- 1:01:12Speaker 1: I know you're proud of your cussing skills, so I
- 1:01:14Speaker 1: need your help. I'm one of the best that there is,
- 1:01:18Speaker 1: damn it. Whenever my man gets frustrated, he cussed like,
- 1:01:23Speaker 1: ain't no tomorrow. Shortly after we met, he visited my
- 1:01:26Speaker 1: church with me, and while a sermon was going on,
- 1:01:28Speaker 1: he got a call from his funking ass ex wife.
- 1:01:31Speaker 1: He stepped out in the hall way to talk to
- 1:01:33Speaker 1: her funking ass, and everybody in the church could hear
- 1:01:37Speaker 1: him cussing out. I'm in here trying to say the
- 1:01:39Speaker 1: Lord and you out here calling me. You called me
- 1:01:42Speaker 1: for now everybody asks you for this. Bush. I can't
- 1:01:46Speaker 1: even go to church without your monkeys calling me. That's
- 1:01:51Speaker 1: why I left you in the first place. I hope
- 1:01:55Speaker 1: you go to hell. You make me sick. No call
- 1:01:59Speaker 1: this phone, no more lose my number, ugly mother. Now
- 1:02:12Speaker 1: he's an expert cussing. Sometimes it's entertaining. See I know
- 1:02:16Speaker 1: that's why I cuss because of that line right there.
- 1:02:19Speaker 1: I'm it's entertaining when I cussed, and so I use
- 1:02:22Speaker 1: cussing for entertainment. So I don't do what you're tripping from.
- 1:02:26Speaker 1: But I need him to really the he recently cutted
- 1:02:28Speaker 1: out another pan at his daughter piano sighted for coughing,
- 1:02:32Speaker 1: and the guy couldn't help it. My baby playing cute
- 1:02:34Speaker 1: coffee for your baby playing and start all that coffin.
- 1:02:43Speaker 1: You know when my baby playing the piano. You don't
- 1:02:49Speaker 1: call when my baby playing the piano. Puck, mother, Why
- 1:02:57Speaker 1: my baby playing? When that lord? When little baby your
- 1:03:00Speaker 1: other baby's playing, call again? Cough again? See what happened
- 1:03:09Speaker 1: to yo? All right? And then his daughter wasn't bads
- 1:03:13Speaker 1: caused the school's kid to God, putting my man out
- 1:03:15Speaker 1: to the cital. The big deal break was me. He
- 1:03:17Speaker 1: cannot refrain from cussing round my pants? Who is your pants?
- 1:03:23Speaker 1: Here we go? Who? Who is your Mamma, Daddy, Joseph
- 1:03:27Speaker 1: and Mary? What? But how they ain't that? How the
- 1:03:32Speaker 1: old lass ain't here? No custom? We go together to dinner.
- 1:03:35Speaker 1: My man went to the bathroom. On the way back
- 1:03:37Speaker 1: to our table, he stumped his toe on the rolling
- 1:03:40Speaker 1: caught what the put this card? And this? This is
- 1:03:46Speaker 1: the worst place you can put the rusty car? This
- 1:03:50Speaker 1: the dumbist. Oh to suit everybody in this mother, I
- 1:03:58Speaker 1: didn't come in here though, he have no cart? Tell
- 1:04:04Speaker 1: him this bush. He loved this too, but oh too.
- 1:04:09Speaker 1: But he let out the loudest cuss words I've ever heard.
- 1:04:13Speaker 1: My parents have been going to that restaurant for years,
- 1:04:15Speaker 1: and they were so ashamed they walked out, walks out
- 1:04:19Speaker 1: by what My dad don't want me to man man
- 1:04:33Speaker 1: like this? What you want me to wear? What you
- 1:04:35Speaker 1: want an old man like your daddy, same restaurant for
- 1:04:39Speaker 1: thirty years. My dad don't want me to man man
- 1:04:42Speaker 1: like that. But he really is a great guy. He
- 1:04:44Speaker 1: just has a very filed mouth. Is this something that
- 1:04:46Speaker 1: can be changed or will I run the risk of
- 1:04:49Speaker 1: being bass for life? Now? Is he going in bass? You? Sometimes?
- 1:04:52Speaker 1: But you can get some parameters going. Say, listen, you're
- 1:04:55Speaker 1: cussing is a real problem for me. It's embarrassing and
- 1:04:58Speaker 1: I love you and I don't want you to embarrassment though,
- 1:05:01Speaker 1: So I'm just gonna ask you not to cuss around me.
- 1:05:05Speaker 1: And if you cuss around me, I promise you I'm
- 1:05:08Speaker 1: gonna slap you about you. I'm an haul off cock,
- 1:05:17Speaker 1: slap the monkey out of you. Now cuss again your
- 1:05:22Speaker 1: black Now see, sometimes you got to embarrass or cusser
- 1:05:32Speaker 1: to get him to stop. And that's my suggestion, and
- 1:05:35Speaker 1: that's my reading of the letter. Yeah, and let that.
- 1:05:38Speaker 1: Can I say something? You made me so moth I'm proud.
- 1:05:46Speaker 1: I ain't gonna ja jaye, how about you? I just
- 1:05:51Speaker 1: would like to say that was the funniest man and
- 1:05:56Speaker 1: a lone mother. Thank you, Ain't you man? That means
- 1:06:02Speaker 1: a lot to me? That was that was phenomenal. Thank you?
- 1:06:12Speaker 1: Hain't this letter so call? I guess you don't want
- 1:06:15Speaker 1: to say nobody who is? I don't know why I've
- 1:06:23Speaker 1: ever heard calling me back? Y'all. We got mold right
- 1:06:27Speaker 1: after that you're listening Steve Morning Show. All ain't come on.
- 1:06:32Speaker 1: Steve introduced our girl. Sure under one, Steve Harvey, look him,
- 1:06:37Speaker 1: it's going down. Baby. Let me say something. These streets
- 1:06:40Speaker 1: is hot. The coronavirus and said Jathan Brown, I hear
- 1:06:43Speaker 1: you laughing over man was halfing. My brother was having.
- 1:06:48Speaker 1: We got the cap us, we got the omegas, and
- 1:06:50Speaker 1: we got the sigmas at the zai. Ain't nobody shaking
- 1:06:53Speaker 1: nobody's hand? Nobody nobody is. But here's what we're gonna
- 1:07:01Speaker 1: need to do. First of all, we need to go
- 1:07:03Speaker 1: back to the old fashioned telephone tree that the old
- 1:07:06Speaker 1: Saras and the old frad brothers call each other on
- 1:07:08Speaker 1: the phone. You all right, now, where is Junior? Where's Junior?
- 1:07:15Speaker 1: Because I noticed I don't hear my baby voice on
- 1:07:17Speaker 1: this He's out today, shirl. He's out off well off
- 1:07:21Speaker 1: well because listen, Adris help us, God listen to me.
- 1:07:26Speaker 1: And his lady was the quested, you win him. I
- 1:07:31Speaker 1: need to know where Junior is. I swear I sweat
- 1:07:34Speaker 1: for Lord. I punch a coronavirus in the face if
- 1:07:38Speaker 1: you try to get up old Julior. I gotta check
- 1:07:40Speaker 1: on my food. Shirley Scrabberry when you no shoot. But
- 1:07:46Speaker 1: I'm sorry, cat beat that because I'm gonna tell you something.
- 1:07:52Speaker 1: It bet not be Shirley and Junior together, Mary bad listening.
- 1:08:01Speaker 1: We will fight over this coronavirus. I'm telling you, Tommy, now, men,
- 1:08:05Speaker 1: you we gotta get on that stroll. Now. You say
- 1:08:08Speaker 1: you're doing it for money, right, Tommy, is that what
- 1:08:10Speaker 1: you say? You're doing it for money? I'm out dad
- 1:08:13Speaker 1: shaking that ass for toilet paper. Baby, you can't. You
- 1:08:18Speaker 1: can't find a roller. Damn you want to do something strange,
- 1:08:23Speaker 1: but the color paper. I never I never shook so much.
- 1:08:30Speaker 1: But listen to me, you better ask somebody. Dudes. I
- 1:08:34Speaker 1: give you fifteen thousand dollars now, I just need two
- 1:08:37Speaker 1: rolls of shot. Brother, listen to me. It is going down.
- 1:08:43Speaker 1: No makeup, all nothing, no wig. This is what it is.
- 1:08:49Speaker 1: We're keeping it real with the coronavirus out there. But
- 1:08:52Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you something. With all due respect, we
- 1:08:56Speaker 1: I prayed up. We know Goddess in control. What we
- 1:09:00Speaker 1: need to do is be prayed up and prepared. Get
- 1:09:03Speaker 1: on lockdown for two weeks maybe three. If you show
- 1:09:07Speaker 1: on your money and your food Let's start helping each
- 1:09:09Speaker 1: other as neighbors. Let's dig together, let's do some good
- 1:09:12Speaker 1: in the neighborhood, and let's use the radio airwaves to
- 1:09:18Speaker 1: send messages to people let them know they are right.
- 1:09:20Speaker 1: All black radio need to let everybody know you are right.
- 1:09:23Speaker 1: And all advertisers need to be advertising through black radio
- 1:09:28Speaker 1: because that is where the people hear us and we
- 1:09:31Speaker 1: talk to the people. I'm out, Steve Harvey. But if
- 1:09:33Speaker 1: you got a twelve pack of toilet paper up your girl,
- 1:09:39Speaker 1: Thank you, Cheryl girl. Reality Update at the top of
- 1:09:43Speaker 1: the hour you're listening to it is at time. She
- 1:09:50Speaker 1: is here the one and only call a Farrell with
- 1:09:53Speaker 1: Reality Update. All right, well, thank you, nephew. Well Steve
- 1:09:58Speaker 1: Jay Tommy. You know everybody home watching TVs. Yes, they
- 1:10:04Speaker 1: are watching TV. Real Housewives of Atlanta Reality Update. The
- 1:10:08Speaker 1: girls went on a trip to Greece and the ladies
- 1:10:11Speaker 1: went to dinner on this like skylift Landmark. It's a
- 1:10:16Speaker 1: restaurant where you're up in the air, a hundred and
- 1:10:19Speaker 1: something feet up in the air. And anyway, while having
- 1:10:22Speaker 1: dinner on this attraction, if you will, Kenya decides to
- 1:10:27Speaker 1: throw shade at Cynthia and quiz her about her wine knowledge,
- 1:10:32Speaker 1: you know, because Cynthia has that wine cellar business, a
- 1:10:36Speaker 1: Wineloft back in Atlanta, and it wasn't cool. So the
- 1:10:40Speaker 1: ladies were like, you know, looking at Kenya like you're
- 1:10:42Speaker 1: wrong for that. You know, she was just trying to
- 1:10:44Speaker 1: see how much she actually really knew about wine and
- 1:10:48Speaker 1: it just wasn't really cool. Anyway, portiona Nini, they chopped
- 1:10:52Speaker 1: it up. They kind of made up. Porssia decided to
- 1:10:55Speaker 1: forgive Ninie and they both apologize to each other because
- 1:10:59Speaker 1: you guys, remember last season, Porsche, you know she was
- 1:11:03Speaker 1: through with Ninie. Remember when she grabbed Porsche when she
- 1:11:06Speaker 1: tried to run in her closet y'all remember that when
- 1:11:08Speaker 1: I was talking about closet GA remember that, yep, yep,
- 1:11:13Speaker 1: I hear you, Steve. Anyway, Ninie and Porsche they talked
- 1:11:18Speaker 1: it out. They didn't Neednie body shamed Porsche right after
- 1:11:21Speaker 1: she had her baby. She called a fat, she called
- 1:11:23Speaker 1: her a big pig and all of that. But Niangster though, yeah,
- 1:11:35Speaker 1: dog didn't he rude? Man? I mean, man was she
- 1:11:41Speaker 1: broughtly shaming the girl for But at the end of
- 1:11:43Speaker 1: the day, what they got to do though they got
- 1:11:46Speaker 1: to tell Porsche she frying, yeah, it's beautiful. Yeah, you know,
- 1:11:52Speaker 1: when you get through it all that now. But anyway, Jay,
- 1:12:03Speaker 1: they made up, so they're cool. So anyway, Kenya got
- 1:12:06Speaker 1: mad at the producers because they were like, you know,
- 1:12:10Speaker 1: they asked her questions. You know how when they do
- 1:12:12Speaker 1: their little testimonial and they're talking and kind of talking
- 1:12:15Speaker 1: about what happened. Well, one of the producers asked, Kenya,
- 1:12:19Speaker 1: you know you were mad when Tanya publicly said that
- 1:12:23Speaker 1: you wear wigs, but then you went in on Cynthia's
- 1:12:27Speaker 1: knowledge of wine publicly, so you kind of embarrassed her,
- 1:12:31Speaker 1: you know, because Cynthia, you know, and all the rest
- 1:12:33Speaker 1: of the ladies was like, hey, you messing with this
- 1:12:34Speaker 1: girl's business like that. You know, she makes money off
- 1:12:37Speaker 1: of this. Why are you trying to embarrass her like that.
- 1:12:39Speaker 1: Kenya got mad at the producers, saying it was not
- 1:12:43Speaker 1: the same thing. So, you know, Kenya didn't own her
- 1:12:46Speaker 1: part and her responsibility. She has to own her actions
- 1:12:50Speaker 1: because Kenya condition it, but she can't take it. So
- 1:12:53Speaker 1: later at the party, the ladies they were at this
- 1:12:56Speaker 1: house in Greece and they had to keep it one
- 1:12:59Speaker 1: hundred with the each other and they had to pass
- 1:13:01Speaker 1: around these little crown Greek goddess wreath. Did you see
- 1:13:08Speaker 1: that time he see you started throwing that popcorn. That's
- 1:13:11Speaker 1: when Nini started throwing that pop Yes, that's exactly it, Nephew,
- 1:13:16Speaker 1: your way, that's it. Yes, So Kenya and Ninie they
- 1:13:23Speaker 1: got into it. Can you call Ninie by polar Nini
- 1:13:26Speaker 1: went in and said, that's why your man don't like you,
- 1:13:29Speaker 1: and that's why he left you, because you know, Kenya
- 1:13:32Speaker 1: and her husband Mark just got a divorce. And you know, child,
- 1:13:35Speaker 1: I slipped off my couch when she said that, it
- 1:13:37Speaker 1: just got a well you know wow, yeah, pretty pretty much, Steve.
- 1:13:44Speaker 1: It's it's the marriage seems like it's over. Nini threw
- 1:13:47Speaker 1: popcorn just like Tommy said at Kenya, and it looks
- 1:13:50Speaker 1: like it's gonna be some more fighting next. It it
- 1:13:56Speaker 1: ain't over now, you know Tommy at home watching it, folks.
- 1:14:01Speaker 1: I'm one of my wife. I can't touch the remote
- 1:14:03Speaker 1: control in the room. When you watch you stop it,
- 1:14:06Speaker 1: just stop. You saw me, that's right, Steve. So I
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- 1:14:19Speaker 1: of the Steve Harvey Morning Show. We got a reality
- 1:14:21Speaker 1: update podcast. I got I got it, I got something.
- 1:14:24Speaker 1: I want to talk to Stephen Jay when we come back.
- 1:14:27Speaker 1: It's good. Oh, no problem, Let's do it twenty after
- 1:14:30Speaker 1: the hour. We'll be back. You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show.
- 1:14:36Speaker 1: What's you got, Nephew? You want to ask you boys question.
- 1:14:39Speaker 1: I want to talk to Unca, Steve and Jay. I
- 1:14:42Speaker 1: got a business that I think this is the right
- 1:14:45Speaker 1: time for. No. I think you gotta hear me out man,
- 1:14:51Speaker 1: you gotta hear me. I think it's perfect. I don't
- 1:14:54Speaker 1: think we have to invest a lot. She right right here, right,
- 1:14:57Speaker 1: here's two things going wrong. I think kiss perfect and
- 1:15:01Speaker 1: we ain't gotta invest a lot. Okay, it's perfect. We
- 1:15:06Speaker 1: do not have to invest a lot. Okay. Tell me
- 1:15:11Speaker 1: what you think a drive through like strip strip joint
- 1:15:16Speaker 1: drive through, strip joint drive through, Get your dance, put
- 1:15:20Speaker 1: your money in the window, keep on moving. Who do Yeah,
- 1:15:25Speaker 1: it's called peep shows. Already got it. They ain't gonna
- 1:15:31Speaker 1: drive through. Dog. Yeah, listen to me. Listen to me.
- 1:15:35Speaker 1: When you drive up to the window, you think you're
- 1:15:37Speaker 1: the only one gonna see it. But then you don't
- 1:15:41Speaker 1: think nobody like walk by your car can see it.
- 1:15:46Speaker 1: You gotta put Yeah, we gotta block, so we gotta
- 1:15:49Speaker 1: we gotta work it out. Would you drive through, get
- 1:15:51Speaker 1: your dance and keep it moving. That's we're missing. Some
- 1:15:56Speaker 1: way that will work is if you do a drive
- 1:16:00Speaker 1: through car wash strip club where you can stay in
- 1:16:03Speaker 1: your car and instead of brushes niked people wash your
- 1:16:08Speaker 1: car and then they stay inside the building when you
- 1:16:11Speaker 1: go out, people with clothes on drive. All right, we'll
- 1:16:15Speaker 1: be back at thirty three after the hour. I have
- 1:16:17Speaker 1: a stupid you're listening to morning show guest. Today, President
- 1:16:24Speaker 1: Trump said he doesn't think calling COVID nineteen the Chinese
- 1:16:29Speaker 1: virus or the congue of flu, as one of his
- 1:16:33Speaker 1: administration officials reportedly called it puts Asian Americans at risk
- 1:16:39Speaker 1: of being targets of hate crimes. Now take a listen
- 1:16:42Speaker 1: to the President when he was asked about it at
- 1:16:44Speaker 1: press conference yesterday. Why do you keep calling this the
- 1:16:48Speaker 1: Chinese virus? There are reports of dozens of incidents and
- 1:16:52Speaker 1: bias against Chinese Americans in this country. Your only aide
- 1:16:56Speaker 1: Secretary Azar says he does not use this term. He
- 1:16:58Speaker 1: says ethnicity has not caused the virus. Why do you
- 1:17:02Speaker 1: keep using this because it comes from It's not racist
- 1:17:05Speaker 1: at all, No, not at all. It comes from China.
- 1:17:09Speaker 1: That's why it comes from China. I want to be
- 1:17:11Speaker 1: accurate place, John Great, I have great love for all
- 1:17:18Speaker 1: of the people from our country. But as you know,
- 1:17:21Speaker 1: China tried to say at one point, maybe there's stuff
- 1:17:25Speaker 1: now that it was caused by American soldiers that can't happen.
- 1:17:30Speaker 1: It's not gonna happen, not as long as I'm president. Well,
- 1:17:34Speaker 1: let's change that. Let's try to change that. Wow, he
- 1:17:37Speaker 1: do you believe he said, That's the first thing that
- 1:17:40Speaker 1: came out of his mouth at the President, he said,
- 1:17:43Speaker 1: calling it comes from China. Hey, man, listen to me.
- 1:17:47Speaker 1: I don't understand how as a country that we've accepted
- 1:17:52Speaker 1: this behavior from the highest office in our land possible
- 1:17:58Speaker 1: to achieve, the President of the United States, and how
- 1:18:03Speaker 1: the Republican Party one percent backs this guy with rhetoric
- 1:18:09Speaker 1: and tones like this completely wrong? You, This is so
- 1:18:14Speaker 1: wrong on so many levels. How in the world has
- 1:18:19Speaker 1: the Republican Party got behind this man? One is beyond me. Well,
- 1:18:26Speaker 1: I know exactly why. I know why I'll just say
- 1:18:30Speaker 1: it like I've been saying it because of position, power
- 1:18:34Speaker 1: and money, And that's a sad state for people that
- 1:18:39Speaker 1: we put in the office to want to be in
- 1:18:41Speaker 1: at all costs, even at the integrity of our country.
- 1:18:46Speaker 1: And when you when you make I'm not racist at all,
- 1:18:49Speaker 1: that's a racist thing to say. Yeah, if it was
- 1:18:53Speaker 1: a Chinese disease, then only Chinese people would have it. Yeah,
- 1:18:59Speaker 1: all right, guys, coming up, we got the last break
- 1:19:02Speaker 1: of the day, the last it's the last break of
- 1:19:06Speaker 1: the day. Apologize and stop apologizing. Just get it right. Damn. Hey, hey, hey,
- 1:19:17Speaker 1: what who just cough? Tommy? That was me? Okay, okay,
- 1:19:24Speaker 1: I heard a call. That was me. I'll be back,
- 1:19:28Speaker 1: you know what, won't be here to morrow. Talk about
- 1:19:32Speaker 1: last break? All right to your last day. You're listening show,
- 1:19:42Speaker 1: it's the last break of the day. Said good, That
- 1:19:49Speaker 1: was good, Jack for the man. Be careful. You know
- 1:19:52Speaker 1: what you have to announce a cough now, yea, well
- 1:19:57Speaker 1: you you have to say this. Hey, hey, y'all, excuse me,
- 1:19:59Speaker 1: excuse me about to clear my throat. Yeah, even weed smokers,
- 1:20:05Speaker 1: we're not trusting y'all either. When you hold with their coffin. Okay,
- 1:20:10Speaker 1: time tim hold hold Timmy, you said it right? Oh
- 1:20:15Speaker 1: my god, I did, I said, big celebrations, said well,
- 1:20:18Speaker 1: I said, we he listed it again one more time. Noah,
- 1:20:25Speaker 1: oh man, But you heard me the first time I
- 1:20:27Speaker 1: said it. I said, even please, oh man, y'all heard me. Thought, Hey,
- 1:20:36Speaker 1: here's a closing remarks today. I thought about this and
- 1:20:46Speaker 1: this really really helped me when I came to this
- 1:20:48Speaker 1: understanding about current circumstances or situations. And I want to
- 1:20:56Speaker 1: help you all understand something I need. I need every body,
- 1:21:00Speaker 1: count of foot stay with me on this. I want
- 1:21:03Speaker 1: you to understand that your present circumstance or not your outcome.
- 1:21:09Speaker 1: This is really important. Your present circumstance is not your outcome. Now,
- 1:21:18Speaker 1: you know, I've always viewed the word outcome real simple
- 1:21:25Speaker 1: to me. It simply means how it will be when
- 1:21:30Speaker 1: you come out. In other words, whatever you're going through,
- 1:21:36Speaker 1: whatever you're dealing with, when it's done, what will be
- 1:21:41Speaker 1: the outcome or how will you be when you come
- 1:21:45Speaker 1: out of it? Because the fact of the matter is,
- 1:21:50Speaker 1: whatever you're going through, you're gonna come out of it,
- 1:21:52Speaker 1: no matter what it is. Now it may be lasting.
- 1:21:57Speaker 1: This situation or circumstances might be last aston a little
- 1:22:00Speaker 1: bit longer than you want it to, but it will end.
- 1:22:05Speaker 1: I mean, you know, it's like old folks say, this
- 1:22:08Speaker 1: too shall pass. So with that fact, you've got to
- 1:22:14Speaker 1: learn to resist the thinking that your present circumstance is
- 1:22:19Speaker 1: the determining factor in who you are or what you're
- 1:22:24Speaker 1: going to be, because you are not at the actual outcome. Now, y'all,
- 1:22:31Speaker 1: this is very important information because see, one of the
- 1:22:35Speaker 1: devil's best tricks is to actually get you believe that
- 1:22:40Speaker 1: there is no outcome. His best trick is getting you
- 1:22:45Speaker 1: to believe that this is it, that this won't ever
- 1:22:53Speaker 1: get any better than it is right now. The devil
- 1:22:57Speaker 1: don't want you to believe that there is an outcome. See,
- 1:23:04Speaker 1: the devil actually wants you to believe that this is permanent,
- 1:23:10Speaker 1: that this is as good as it gets. Now. His
- 1:23:14Speaker 1: only mission now I'm talking about the devil, y'all. His
- 1:23:18Speaker 1: only mission now is to rob you of your destiny.
- 1:23:23Speaker 1: But listen to me. Listen to this. Your destiny is
- 1:23:28Speaker 1: on the other side of the situation. It's on the
- 1:23:34Speaker 1: other side of this set of circumstances that you're going
- 1:23:39Speaker 1: to your destiny is in the outcome, and the devil
- 1:23:44Speaker 1: don't want you to see it or believe it. He
- 1:23:48Speaker 1: wants to rob you of your destiny. You cannot let
- 1:23:53Speaker 1: him win this battle. You cannot, folks. You have always
- 1:23:59Speaker 1: got to understand stand there is an outcome. There is
- 1:24:02Speaker 1: something that you are going to come out of whatever
- 1:24:06Speaker 1: you're going through, there's something you're trying to get through
- 1:24:08Speaker 1: the other side. Now, I want to tell you something. Now,
- 1:24:10Speaker 1: it's three things. Three things can help you win this
- 1:24:14Speaker 1: battle of getting to the outcome. I'm gonna give you
- 1:24:17Speaker 1: three quick things that can help you win the battle
- 1:24:21Speaker 1: of getting to your destiny. All right. Number one, this
- 1:24:26Speaker 1: is the best one. Your relationship with God. Here's a
- 1:24:31Speaker 1: cool thing, y'all. God don't care who you are or
- 1:24:34Speaker 1: what you've done. He just wants to have a relationship
- 1:24:38Speaker 1: with you. But you gotta want one with him because
- 1:24:43Speaker 1: he God ain't gonna force hisself. Only because he gives
- 1:24:46Speaker 1: you a power of choice. You have to decide that
- 1:24:50Speaker 1: you want him. That's number one. You've got to form
- 1:24:57Speaker 1: the relationship with God. I'm telling you how to win
- 1:24:59Speaker 1: the battle of getting to the outcome. I'm giving you
- 1:25:02Speaker 1: what you got to do to win the battle of
- 1:25:04Speaker 1: getting to your destiny. The second thing, you need all
- 1:25:09Speaker 1: the incredible stories and verses in the Bible or the Koran.
- 1:25:16Speaker 1: All these incredible stories and verses that's in the Bible
- 1:25:19Speaker 1: or the Koran, whatever your faith is, these writings of truth.
- 1:25:25Speaker 1: They were given to us to inspire us, uplift us,
- 1:25:30Speaker 1: and motivate us to our destiny. So you got one
- 1:25:33Speaker 1: your relationship with God, and you got to all the
- 1:25:36Speaker 1: incredible stories and verses in the Bible and the Koran.
- 1:25:39Speaker 1: The third thing you need disabiguity your past history. If
- 1:25:43Speaker 1: you could take an inventory of all your past experiences
- 1:25:47Speaker 1: and really admit to all the things He's done for you,
- 1:25:51Speaker 1: everything he's gotten you through, I mean, like real, like
- 1:25:56Speaker 1: to take your normal negative view of life out of
- 1:25:58Speaker 1: the way for a minute. Think of all the times
- 1:26:01Speaker 1: it could have been worse. Think of all you could
- 1:26:04Speaker 1: have not survived, all the times they wrote you off.
- 1:26:07Speaker 1: What about the times they laughed at you. What about
- 1:26:09Speaker 1: the time when you didn't see no way, And how
- 1:26:12Speaker 1: about the times when you thought you wouldn't go make it?
- 1:26:15Speaker 1: Take inventory of everything God done for you in the past,
- 1:26:18Speaker 1: and that's how you get to know that this too
- 1:26:20Speaker 1: shall path has that will help you win the battle
- 1:26:23Speaker 1: of getting to your outcome or getting to your destiny,
- 1:26:26Speaker 1: that will work every time. Those are my closing n
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