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First Day of 2020, Self-Image, Roscoe Wallace, Tommy's Sidepiece Etiquette and more. · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Y'all know what time to y'all don't know y'all have
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  Speaker 1: a suit looking back to back down, giving them like
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  Speaker 1: the milking buck things in the cubbing me true good
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  Speaker 1: it Sehr guy listening to the movie together for Steve
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  Speaker 1: hard Please Hobby, I don't join by join me doing me.
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  Speaker 1: You gotta turning, You gotta turn to turn them out.
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  Speaker 1: You got to turn them out. Turn the water the
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  Speaker 1: water go. Come come on your fab uh huh, I
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  Speaker 1: shore will good morning everybody. You're listening to the voice,
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  Speaker 1: Come on dig me now, one and only Steve Harvey
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  Speaker 1: got a radio show man, Yeah, I do. Man. God
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  Speaker 1: been good to me, man, he been so good to me. Wow.
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  Speaker 1: You know why I say it like that. What makes
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  Speaker 1: it amazing is because it's been in spite of myself.
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  Speaker 1: I mean you know what I mean by that. I
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  Speaker 1: mean I mean that he's been good to me in
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  Speaker 1: spite of all the craziness I've done, all the foolishness
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  Speaker 1: I've gotten myself involved with, and not only got but
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  Speaker 1: knowingly got myself involved with, all of the stupid decisions
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  Speaker 1: I've made. Put all that to the side, and he's
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  Speaker 1: still been good to me. Bring it all and put
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  Speaker 1: it on the plate. And he's still been good to me. Man.
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  Speaker 1: That's amazing man. And I'm sure there's a lot of
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  Speaker 1: people that can say the exact same thing. I mean,
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  Speaker 1: come on, man, I got you, ain't famous, I got anybody,
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  Speaker 1: got no microphone in your face, I got nobody, ain't
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  Speaker 1: got no spotlight on you. I got nobody, ain't got
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  Speaker 1: no came in your face. I got nobody problem. Ain't
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  Speaker 1: your body blogging about you. But let me tell you so,
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  Speaker 1: if you break it down and be real about it, Oh,
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  Speaker 1: you haven't done something outside the box. You haven't done
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  Speaker 1: something ladies included. You've done something out the box. You
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  Speaker 1: woke up and went what did I do that for? Oh?
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  Speaker 1: We've all done it. So when all that said and done,
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  Speaker 1: God still loves you, man, God still loves you, still
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  Speaker 1: wants you the best for you, still considers you his child.
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  Speaker 1: And it's willing, it's willing man to show you your future.
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  Speaker 1: He is willing to show you your life. He is
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  Speaker 1: willing to let you take a peek at the blueprint. Man.
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  Speaker 1: That's an amazing God right there. Because I don't I know,
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  Speaker 1: I couldn't do it. I couldn't do it. I'm glad
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  Speaker 1: it's him, you know. Today, Man, I want to encourage
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  Speaker 1: brothers out there. And when I say brothers, I'm talking
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  Speaker 1: to everybody that's of the male species. I don't care
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  Speaker 1: about your color. I really really don't. I don't even
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  Speaker 1: have time for that in my day a matter a
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  Speaker 1: matter of fact. Sometimes when you get to discussing races,
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  Speaker 1: I just get tired of it. Sometimes I just wish,
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  Speaker 1: you know, some days I just want to wake up,
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  Speaker 1: just do me. You know, I got what what the
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  Speaker 1: skin tone is. I got that. But I just want
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  Speaker 1: to wake up some days and just going by my
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  Speaker 1: business and do me. I don't want to have to
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  Speaker 1: deal with it. Somebody. I get tired of talking about
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  Speaker 1: the issues. Ain't gonna make them go away. But sometimes
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  Speaker 1: I get tired. So the damn talking to brothers, all
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  Speaker 1: the brothers of the male species. I'm talking about men today. Man,
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  Speaker 1: If if you ain't doing it all, if you're feeling empty, man,
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  Speaker 1: start today completing your process and your journey. And you
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  Speaker 1: know what I'm saying by that, if there's a part
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  Speaker 1: of you just missing as a man, and and now man,
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  Speaker 1: I'm talking to you, so you know some ladies listening.
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  Speaker 1: But you know what I'm talking about. It's it's some
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  Speaker 1: part of you that's missing as a man, if you
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  Speaker 1: ain't really been in touch with your kids like you
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  Speaker 1: supposed to now for whatever the reason is. And please no,
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  Speaker 1: I do understand how sometimes women can use children as pawns.
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  Speaker 1: It happens all the time. I've been through it. I've
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  Speaker 1: been through it, man, I know what it feels like,
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  Speaker 1: man to want to do something. But because you ain't
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  Speaker 1: got this, or you ain't doing this, then I ain't
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  Speaker 1: gonna let you have this. You gotta fight through, fellas,
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  Speaker 1: you got to fight through. You got to fulfill your
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  Speaker 1: end of the deal. And I got how difficult they're
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  Speaker 1: making it. I got how man, it's gonna come with
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  Speaker 1: some drama, but you gotta fight through it. Because man,
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  Speaker 1: we need fathers to be fathers. That's really what we need.
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  Speaker 1: If you're a man out there and you are a
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  Speaker 1: father of a child, we need you do your job.
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  Speaker 1: We I'm talking about the our community, our situation, us
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  Speaker 1: as a people, all of us. We need you to
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  Speaker 1: be a father. Period. Hey man, I ain't coming down
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  Speaker 1: on you. I'm just your boy, I'm your man, and
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  Speaker 1: I've been in the same predicament, in the same hole myself,
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  Speaker 1: where I couldn't get to them, where they were used
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  Speaker 1: as pawns, where they were told things about me that
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  Speaker 1: wasn't even true. I've been through it. You can't see them,
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  Speaker 1: you don't come on, okay, okay, I got all that.
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  Speaker 1: You ain't sent this. You ain't okay, hey, hey, got
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  Speaker 1: all that. If if you can call them sometimes, tell
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  Speaker 1: them you're thinking about them, tell them you love them.
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  Speaker 1: If you can get a letter to them, if you
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  Speaker 1: can get a message to your children through one of
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  Speaker 1: your relatives, start the process today. Be a father. It's
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  Speaker 1: your job. Because you ignoring him, or you acting like
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  Speaker 1: they ain't over there, or you to back him out
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  Speaker 1: of your mind because the situation got too difficult. I
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  Speaker 1: got that, I got that. But you got to step
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  Speaker 1: up and be fatherless. You got to write a letter.
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  Speaker 1: You gotta send the money if she talking about it.
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  Speaker 1: If you don't send all the money, you ain't gonna
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  Speaker 1: see him. Send what you got if she if taking
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  Speaker 1: it over there's too much drama, Send it through a relative,
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  Speaker 1: Give it to a mama, give it to her sister,
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  Speaker 1: ask her to take it over there and do something
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  Speaker 1: for the baby, because okay, okay, you can't deal with
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  Speaker 1: the drama. I got that, and I know it's much
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  Speaker 1: to pay when you had to deal with that, because
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  Speaker 1: clearly I know hell have no fury like a woman scorn.
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  Speaker 1: Please know. I know that. Please know. And that's a
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  Speaker 1: real statement. That ain't no saying. Steve got that, that's
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  Speaker 1: the truth. But do what you gotta do. Sometimes you
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  Speaker 1: have to apologize. Sometimes an apology goes a long way
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  Speaker 1: to your children. Just hey, look, because I've made this
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  Speaker 1: apology before. Hey man, look, I'm sorry. I wasn't there
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  Speaker 1: for you. I was out grinding and hustling and I
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  Speaker 1: wasn't paying attention to you, and I should have been.
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  Speaker 1: And I apologize now. I imagine, man, there's days where
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  Speaker 1: you was telling people I was your father up at
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  Speaker 1: the school and they wasn't believing you. I apologize for
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  Speaker 1: sending you through that. But now, man, I tell you what,
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  Speaker 1: I made some mistakes, and I got it together. I
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  Speaker 1: want me and you to move forward as father and son.
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  Speaker 1: I want me and you to move forward as father
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  Speaker 1: and daughter. I want to be in your life. I
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  Speaker 1: ain't got a lot, but guess what I know a lot,
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  Speaker 1: because if you're a man and you a father, please
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  Speaker 1: know you know something that child don't know. You have information,
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  Speaker 1: you have experience. That's all they need sometimes to have
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  Speaker 1: somebody to talk to. That daughter yours just needs to
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  Speaker 1: know from her daddy, how should a man treat me? Dad?
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  Speaker 1: What should I look for in a man? See, they'll
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  Speaker 1: take that information from you because they know as coming
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  Speaker 1: from the right place. And then you know that your
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  Speaker 1: son needs you because you know how difficult it is
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  Speaker 1: if you're trying to be a man without your daddy.
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  Speaker 1: You already know how funky that is right there. So
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  Speaker 1: come on, man, admit your mistakes and move forward. Call
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  Speaker 1: your kids, write a letter, get a phone number on them,
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  Speaker 1: send a text, drop a message, send a note up
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  Speaker 1: to the school. Do something. Man. If those of us
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  Speaker 1: that are fathers would just be fathers, I could shut
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  Speaker 1: the mentor and camp down. Now. I will say I
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  Speaker 1: apologize because I don't want you to think I'm coming
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  Speaker 1: down on you. But I've been through this myself. I
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  Speaker 1: ain't really coming down. I'm just reminding you this is
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  Speaker 1: our job. These are our children, this is our responsibility.
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  Speaker 1: We all men. There is no excuses you don't get
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  Speaker 1: you don't get cut a break on that one. Sorry,
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  Speaker 1: you're listening, ladies and gentlemen. Good morning, boys and girls.
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  Speaker 1: Man have your attention please today's show it's dedicated to
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  Speaker 1: and Tropical Delight that's Florida. Things like Oh and Ween stop.
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  Speaker 1: Even though they don't do four chicken pots. You are
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  Speaker 1: We're dedicating today's show to all paltry employees of all kinds.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you, Thank you for the joy that you've given up.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you for the motivation, thank you for the way
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  Speaker 1: I feel sometime when I'm driving down the street and
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  Speaker 1: I see that sign. What it means to me. This
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  Speaker 1: is for the chicken lover in you. Yeah, this is
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  Speaker 1: for the wing This is for the wing in you.
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  Speaker 1: Dud dude, this is the This is for the wing
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  Speaker 1: in you. Will make a song out of it, because
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  Speaker 1: that's that's my soul. Boy. Yeah, we are authentic soul
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  Speaker 1: bro song right after we go right in it, name it,
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  Speaker 1: sing it, we deeply, name first and sing it. Don't
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  Speaker 1: committed love soul would never let it die. I have
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  Speaker 1: no reason to buy a new Seaton name it sang it.
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  Speaker 1: That's deep right there, No, no, no, no reason to
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  Speaker 1: buy a new He'll playing albums down loaded nothing now
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  Speaker 1: they got turntable man fibes, little sing in the middle
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  Speaker 1: with the thing with the little Man. I just downloaded
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  Speaker 1: common commodores and follow Yeah, what's your favorite commodores? Jam?
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  Speaker 1: It may sound funny, man, I just can't. The pain
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  Speaker 1: I'm leaving you to my room seems to me. Girl,
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  Speaker 1: You know, I don't know. I can't. And every damn
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  Speaker 1: you see your big store that I bay room. Yeah? Yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Do you know about WAMIs my favorite commodore song? No? One?
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  Speaker 1: Maybe just the food dream? Yeah. But I don't care
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  Speaker 1: m hm, because I know my half biness is waiting
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  Speaker 1: for me somewhere. M I'm searching for that seal line
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  Speaker 1: crisns that I never see. I wish the wall. They
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  Speaker 1: called coming up? Something funny? They who coming up? Don't
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  Speaker 1: you're listening to show? All right? Here we go. Over
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  Speaker 1: half of Americans find themselves physically attractive over half, all right,
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  Speaker 1: but only thirty eight percent care if others agree. This
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  Speaker 1: is according to want me to let that marinade for
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  Speaker 1: a minute. According to the latest data from you GUVs
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  Speaker 1: uh Omnibus research, most Americans find themselves attractive. They say
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  Speaker 1: they think they're they look good. You know, they're fairly attractive,
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  Speaker 1: But they say, and they say, they're not overly concerned
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  Speaker 1: with the opinions of others about their looks. Okay, you
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  Speaker 1: can take that clearly. This story is about Tommy. I
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  Speaker 1: don't really see we were here to go any first,
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  Speaker 1: because we we've discussed the attractiveness before several times. Tommy
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  Speaker 1: is one of the over fifty percent people who find
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  Speaker 1: himself attract mm. It snows to you, I'm fine. That's
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  Speaker 1: the same thing attractive. Being fine is more find as
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  Speaker 1: good in his mind. Ye say someone's attractive, But if
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  Speaker 1: you say they're fine? Who No, why you don't want
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  Speaker 1: me to be fine? Because you know, I don't se
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  Speaker 1: how you qualify. Because let's run down the list first
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  Speaker 1: of all, to be fine. Damn there, everybody, see you
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  Speaker 1: got to say that, that's for start. Yeah see see listen, no, no, no,
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  Speaker 1: let me tell you it's your mom. It's jest nod
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  Speaker 1: and then me I'm right there. Wait, hold right, so
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  Speaker 1: hold on, no no hold of ladies. So let me
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  Speaker 1: give you a short list of who he in front of.
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  Speaker 1: Denzel washed, thank you, I in b hold on Denzel.
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  Speaker 1: He there because he got skins. That's because he got skills,
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  Speaker 1: and he and he walked. The women like how he walked.
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  Speaker 1: He had swag. Understand when the last time some woman
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  Speaker 1: said that you I showed like the way you talk walk?
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  Speaker 1: Anybody ever said they like the where you walk? Surely
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  Speaker 1: do I not walked? You know how hard she left? Sure?
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  Speaker 1: Get off the floor? How hard? And she laughs? I
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  Speaker 1: mean instantly? You can walk? Come on, I know you
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  Speaker 1: Washington on walk Yeah, cra Bama can walk. I'm gonna
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna get breath. Can walk? You know yeah? Let
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  Speaker 1: me can walk? Stop? Yeah you heard. Steve has a
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  Speaker 1: cool walk. Steve cool. He got a wallet in his pocket,
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  Speaker 1: then he could. First of all, I don't care a wallet.
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  Speaker 1: That's how much money I got. Dang your head. You
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  Speaker 1: gonna open up now opening that's how much money I can.
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  Speaker 1: I know your money. I can say, but you got
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  Speaker 1: a water? Why would I have a wallet and I can't?
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  Speaker 1: What are you doing? Why you got a wile? He
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  Speaker 1: got too money for a while. But your poe as
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  Speaker 1: over there. I don't need a wallet, Tommy. I'm it's meat,
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  Speaker 1: But don't add a wallet. Don't put a wallet, Tommy,
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  Speaker 1: because that'll just add to it. You don't want you
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  Speaker 1: don't got some money in my wallet. You don't need that.
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  Speaker 1: I got money in my wallet. I mean he got
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  Speaker 1: a walk. He don't have a wallet food. You understand
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  Speaker 1: what I'm saying. If he puts If Tommy puts the
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  Speaker 1: wallet in his back pocket, is just gonna add to it.
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  Speaker 1: Didn't gonna add my walk. Your ass comes a head.
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  Speaker 1: You put the wallet in your back pocket. It's like
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  Speaker 1: having a cold on the bike. Don't do it. No, Tommy,
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  Speaker 1: you don't have a great walk. My walk is bad.
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  Speaker 1: I just say it was bad. You just don't have
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  Speaker 1: a great walk. You got a high ass, have a
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  Speaker 1: great walk to height. Shut up, junior, Junior, shut up,
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  Speaker 1: Julio walk raggedy. You ain't gonna I ain't ever say okay, Okay, Tommy,
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  Speaker 1: listen to me. Kim card dash shit, Oh see right
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  Speaker 1: there does not okay? Okay, ladies, yea, ladies. You heard
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  Speaker 1: his reaction to Kim cardad okay caller Shirley and monicaph
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  Speaker 1: you Tommy, see now you did it wrong though you
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  Speaker 1: didn't say all right, I'm gonna try to set it
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  Speaker 1: up right. Hold on, hold on, Tommy, Tommy, listen to this, Tommy, Oh,
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  Speaker 1: Kim Cardash All right, Ladies, Monica, Shirley and car Ye, Nephew,
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  Speaker 1: Tommy Strawberry, you better, you better kill me. You gonna
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  Speaker 1: cricket me shirt Monica, you gonna hold on hold on
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  Speaker 1: like ladies, But ladies Moorish Chestnut. What is yes? Lord? Yes?
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  Speaker 1: What's the white ladies? Brad Pitt Yes, yes, yes, yes, ladies.
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  Speaker 1: President Barack Obama yes and he smart Yes, yes, no
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  Speaker 1: that throw your hands out. See Tommy, when you find
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  Speaker 1: damn that everybody has a reaction to. Yeah, when you
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  Speaker 1: walk in the room. Just see Tommy, Tommy Halle bed God,
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  Speaker 1: Jennifer Lopez, Janet Jackson, you better ask somethbody see what
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  Speaker 1: I'm going. Yes, I see what you got. I got
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  Speaker 1: got Tommy Cardy B. See I can run see see
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  Speaker 1: see I know where you at? Yeah. All the name
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  Speaker 1: his name, I say, Curdie b. Come on, Shirley, I
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  Speaker 1: say one for you. It's just ever what girl, I
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  Speaker 1: thought you were gonna say more you're freeving? Yeah, I
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  Speaker 1: got I got one of y'all, Thomas Mile, you know, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you don't kiss my hand. I'm gonna telling y'all sim
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  Speaker 1: named in draw reaction. Yeah, the name on your driver that. Hey, everybody,
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  Speaker 1: we'll be back with the Morning show and Timy is
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  Speaker 1: little ugly run that brank back coming up. You're listening
• 20:39
  Speaker 1: to Steve Morning Show right now. Nephew Tommy is here
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  Speaker 1: with his prank phone call. But you had something you
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  Speaker 1: wanted to ask your uncle before we get into the prank, right,
• 20:50
  Speaker 1: what was your dream car? Steve? What's your dream? Well?
• 20:52
  Speaker 1: I got one motor I'm gonna get. The rest of
• 20:54
  Speaker 1: him is in the in the driveway. I love it better.
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  Speaker 1: You better live your It's like I ain't gonna lie
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  Speaker 1: to y'all today. You know, I ain't flexing or nothing.
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  Speaker 1: But I think that's sixty two years old. I mean whynot?
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  Speaker 1: You know, as you were to drink to Carve always
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  Speaker 1: wanted is a nineteen fifty seven Chevy Bell had droptop? Wow?
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  Speaker 1: All right, well on that note, um, let's go to
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  Speaker 1: the prank with the nephew. What you got for us today? Ness?
• 21:23
  Speaker 1: I guess we're gonna wax that ass. That's the name.
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  Speaker 1: But yeah, all right, let's go. We're going from Scottsdale
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  Speaker 1: or wax that ass here up. Hello, Hello, I'm trying
• 21:38
  Speaker 1: to reach Owen Pleach. Yeah, this is on all right, Owen,
• 21:42
  Speaker 1: this is Ramone giving you a call, um where we're
• 21:45
  Speaker 1: just confirming your appointment at eleven on Thursday. And I
• 21:48
  Speaker 1: wanted to make you're a new client, so we wanted
• 21:51
  Speaker 1: to make sure that you were. Okay, wait a minute,
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  Speaker 1: pume for what you have a spa treatment scheduled? Um
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  Speaker 1: at eleven on Thursday. You did receive a fat treatment
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  Speaker 1: from your wife for Christmas? Um, but I don't remember
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  Speaker 1: being set up for anything or any appointment. Well, she's
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  Speaker 1: made an appointment for you for eleven o'clock on this
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  Speaker 1: coming Thursdays. I'm just calling them confirm that you would
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  Speaker 1: definitely be in to the salon. Well I thought this
• 22:18
  Speaker 1: was like a couple's massage or something like that. So
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  Speaker 1: what is the treatment all about? What's what do you guys?
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  Speaker 1: I don't I understand? Um, Well, she's got you signed
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  Speaker 1: up for let me look, she's got you signed up
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  Speaker 1: for us to actually wax your back in your buttocks
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  Speaker 1: on Thursday. And we actually have a special that we have,
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  Speaker 1: um a manzillion, which is at this this isn't for real. Sure,
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  Speaker 1: we have you lined up for an appointment. If you
• 22:51
  Speaker 1: don't want the appointment, please let us know. Wax my
• 22:56
  Speaker 1: my back and my head. Get that all out of here,
• 23:00
  Speaker 1: man's zillion. Your your wife has set you up for
• 23:06
  Speaker 1: a back and butt hair removal, which is waxing. And
• 23:11
  Speaker 1: what I'm saying is a mansillion is if you would
• 23:13
  Speaker 1: like that, we would remove all the hair from your
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: private area as well. Yeah, try again, man, there's no
• 23:22
  Speaker 1: way I'm getting my private laugh. What's to like to
• 23:25
  Speaker 1: be hairless? Like? But no way, get out of here. Evidently,
• 23:32
  Speaker 1: if your wife has set you up for this, maybe
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: she's not into all you have. You evidently have a
• 23:37
  Speaker 1: lot of hair on your back. I'm assuming yeah I'm
• 23:40
  Speaker 1: a hairy guy. But she's never said anything a batter.
• 23:43
  Speaker 1: He likes it, Okay, he calls me he loves it. Well,
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: maybe there's a mix of communication because this is the
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: thing she's asking us to do, is to remove your hair. Yeah, no,
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: that's not happening. And if she's gonna have telling yourself,
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: and there's no way I'm going in to have somebody
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: ripped the hair off my back and my and my
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: privates kidding me to get the out of here. This
• 24:06
  Speaker 1: is crazy, This is this is a very professional procedure.
• 24:10
  Speaker 1: It won't take long. We'll have you in and out
• 24:12
  Speaker 1: within forty five minutes. But you're gonna forty five minutes,
• 24:18
  Speaker 1: forty five minutes to rip off all of this hair.
• 24:20
  Speaker 1: That sounds like fortune kidding. He mean, okay, sure you know. No, No,
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: I think we're done. I think you know we're done.
• 24:30
  Speaker 1: I mean I mean I'm gonna doll her to get
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: a refund. No, one's getting a refund. Okay, they're not
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: gonna be a refund. Now, you're supposed to come in
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: at eleven. This is something that she wants you to do. Yeah,
• 24:41
  Speaker 1: I'm listen to me. I am not getting wax. That's
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: not something a man does. There's no play I'm doing that.
• 24:50
  Speaker 1: If this is for real, I'm gonna have a talk
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: with her as soon as she gets home because no, no,
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: no shirt shirt right now, right now, you're a disrespecting
• 24:59
  Speaker 1: my profession. That's what you're doing. Okay, Look, I'm not
• 25:03
  Speaker 1: sure I don't. I don't know what this is all about.
• 25:05
  Speaker 1: I don't. I'm not trying to just respect anybody. But stay,
• 25:07
  Speaker 1: I'm doing this all right. I'm not getting the back. No,
• 25:11
  Speaker 1: there's no way. Okay. So evidently your wife wanted or
• 25:15
  Speaker 1: she wouldn't have purchased it from us to have you
• 25:17
  Speaker 1: come in and get it done. Well, yeah, I'm gonna
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: have to talk to her about that. I mean, if
• 25:21
  Speaker 1: there's something she wants to watch, you can wax her
• 25:23
  Speaker 1: private that's cool. But a man has hair. I mean
• 25:25
  Speaker 1: it's well, if she didn't have an appointment, then she's
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: serious about getting it done. Yeah. Well I'm serious about
• 25:33
  Speaker 1: not going. So I mean, you know, I don't know
• 25:35
  Speaker 1: how I can explain it to you. I'm not coming in.
• 25:38
  Speaker 1: You can reschedule it for somebody else. I'll talk to
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: her when she gets home. But that's that's it. I'm
• 25:43
  Speaker 1: just your wife has paid two hundred dollars for this procedure.
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: Did you say two hundred dollars? Your wife has paid
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: two hundred dollars for this procedure? Yeah? No, who's going
• 25:55
  Speaker 1: to get a refund? You guys are this is sir owen.
• 26:00
  Speaker 1: This's just not refundable, so there is no money coming back.
• 26:05
  Speaker 1: I will let you know that. Two hundred bucks. There's
• 26:09
  Speaker 1: no way. You gotta be kidding me to take care
• 26:14
  Speaker 1: off on my back and my back, two hundred bucks.
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: This is not a very referable small here. I don't,
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: I don't do it. I'm gonna get I'm gonna go
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: to the dollar store and get a pack of Raisors
• 26:27
  Speaker 1: for a dollar, and she's gonna do it herself and
• 26:29
  Speaker 1: I'll give her. I'll give her ten bucks if she's good,
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: I'll give her a tip. That's the five tip food bucks.
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: I'm done. I'm say two hundred bucks. There's no way.
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: There's no way we are playing that money and you
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: guys are keeping that money. There's no pay Do you
• 26:45
  Speaker 1: understand there's no there's not a refund, mister Owen. There's
• 26:51
  Speaker 1: definitely not a ref mister Owen. Who are you? There's
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: a and I'm gonna raman. I am ramone here the
• 27:00
  Speaker 1: spa and your wife came in and purchase this wonderful
• 27:02
  Speaker 1: gift for you for Christmas. Remote. I don't give a remote.
• 27:06
  Speaker 1: Listen to me. Now, you're not respecting my profession. You're
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: acting I don't look. Look, I'm not trying to disrespect you,
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: but I don't care about the profession. There's no way
• 27:16
  Speaker 1: that's actually that's robbery. Charging somebody two hundred bucks to
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: rip off hair off their their body. He gets just
• 27:22
  Speaker 1: the way. I'm just not doing it, and I'm gonna
• 27:25
  Speaker 1: talk to her. She's gonna do herself. I want to
• 27:27
  Speaker 1: cash because you're disrespecting my profession and you're not coming
• 27:30
  Speaker 1: in at eleven. Were you supposed to come in at
• 27:32
  Speaker 1: eleven so we could watch your back in your body?
• 27:35
  Speaker 1: And now you're saying no, there will be nothing whack.
• 27:39
  Speaker 1: I'm not coming into eleven. I'm not coming in ever.
• 27:41
  Speaker 1: She's gonna take care of this though. You don't have
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: to worry about it. Ramone. I mean respect to you,
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: but no need to know that there is no refund. Okay,
• 27:51
  Speaker 1: I mean this is getting ridiculous. I don't even know
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: why I'm talking to you. You're cousin Peter. Have you
• 27:56
  Speaker 1: spoken to him lately? How to you know? Peter? To you?
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: I need to call you. This is nephew Tommy from
• 28:03
  Speaker 1: the Steve Harby Morning Show. You just you just out
• 28:08
  Speaker 1: of here, you idiot. Oh, I gotta ask you something, man,
• 28:18
  Speaker 1: what is the badest and I mean the baddest radio
• 28:21
  Speaker 1: show in the land. Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right,
• 28:27
  Speaker 1: thinking nephew, coming up next, more of the Steve Harvey
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: Morning Show. Right after this. You're listening to the Steve
• 28:36
  Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show. All right, it's time for something funny,
• 28:41
  Speaker 1: half for something. I got something, a list, we all
• 28:45
  Speaker 1: got some. Just let you know right away when it
• 28:49
  Speaker 1: ain't none of your damn Yeah, you might see it, yeah,
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: but it ain't, but it ain't. Let it go. Let
• 28:56
  Speaker 1: it go. What you keep, you know what you see,
• 28:59
  Speaker 1: but it ain't you'll be for inst surely. Yeah, you
• 29:02
  Speaker 1: are going to have to do something now we have
• 29:06
  Speaker 1: for you because you're not good at this. You don't
• 29:09
  Speaker 1: like this because you bush. But listen, I want you
• 29:12
  Speaker 1: to read them. This is really going on in people's lives.
• 29:16
  Speaker 1: I want you to read at least two of these
• 29:19
  Speaker 1: and read it like you mean it. Let's start off
• 29:22
  Speaker 1: with you. Here we go, all right, here we go.
• 29:25
  Speaker 1: Number one to say, none of your opiness. You see it.
• 29:28
  Speaker 1: If you see somebody throwing a large rug rolled up, okay,
• 29:32
  Speaker 1: and it's got feet hand out, Yeah, let me tell
• 29:41
  Speaker 1: somebody speak when you walk back. How you doing see,
• 29:50
  Speaker 1: I'll tell you what. I'll tell you what. This is real.
• 29:52
  Speaker 1: When you at a restaurant and you see somebody in
• 29:56
  Speaker 1: the back having a problem with the food, and somebody, ha,
• 30:00
  Speaker 1: what the hell? I just say, keep eating, call somebody.
• 30:10
  Speaker 1: It's gonna get into it can happen if it don't.
• 30:15
  Speaker 1: You got one, I'll tell you what. If you have
• 30:18
  Speaker 1: to restaurant, see a cow passed through the back and
• 30:22
  Speaker 1: two chickens that really ain't know you, Shirley, come on,
• 30:31
  Speaker 1: try read one of these one. Okay, um. If you
• 30:36
  Speaker 1: see your neighbors kids, if they steal a car or
• 30:39
  Speaker 1: something and it's not yours, your business, not your my
• 30:48
  Speaker 1: neighbors don't matter, and don't it don't. If you see
• 30:54
  Speaker 1: somebody with something on they know and it looked like
• 30:59
  Speaker 1: break so telling all right, all right. If you see
• 31:18
  Speaker 1: someone open the exit door. Okay, you're at the movies
• 31:22
  Speaker 1: and they let nine people in the theater. Y, oh
• 31:25
  Speaker 1: come on, no, no, you'll see they ask you to
• 31:31
  Speaker 1: get out movie starting. If you hanging out with some
• 31:38
  Speaker 1: white folks at the park and they hear something and
• 31:41
  Speaker 1: walk through the woods. Let me tell you something that
• 31:44
  Speaker 1: ain't got nothing to do with you. That ain't there now,
• 31:49
  Speaker 1: that's had one, never had one, lever had one? All right,
• 31:56
  Speaker 1: your homeboy, y'all boys seeing right, y'all tight you just
• 32:01
  Speaker 1: hang out. All of a sudden you see him hanging out,
• 32:05
  Speaker 1: hugged up with another dude. You gotta be careful. Don't
• 32:16
  Speaker 1: say anything. Jay, What about this? If you see someone
• 32:21
  Speaker 1: at the drive through, Uh, take the money and put
• 32:24
  Speaker 1: it in his pocket, that your damn you. As long
• 32:27
  Speaker 1: as you get your food, Just get your food. You're
• 32:29
  Speaker 1: gonna call the police. No, you don't know. You don't
• 32:32
  Speaker 1: drive off from that wonder. You don't know what he
• 32:35
  Speaker 1: going through. You don't know what's happening is at all? Man?
• 32:43
  Speaker 1: If you in line, uh huh after amusement, right, okay, Yeah,
• 32:48
  Speaker 1: and somebody cut the line behind you, Yeah, that ain't
• 32:54
  Speaker 1: your come up here in front of me, but you
• 32:59
  Speaker 1: cut You see him curt right there like that right
• 33:02
  Speaker 1: down you that ain't yourn that's not right. Not let
• 33:09
  Speaker 1: me tell you that one. If you went your wife,
• 33:12
  Speaker 1: huh and see your girlfriend with another man, that really
• 33:17
  Speaker 1: ain't so damn your Yeah, you shouldn't saying not a thing.
• 33:28
  Speaker 1: Good time. You're in the broish store. Did see somebody
• 33:33
  Speaker 1: go over to the grapes and they eat about they
• 33:36
  Speaker 1: four handfuls of bread. They eat a complete that, they
• 33:43
  Speaker 1: eat a pound break. I just said that eating grapes
• 33:48
  Speaker 1: ain't jake? Is that that dealing? That's great about this jake?
• 33:59
  Speaker 1: You have to bank and you have to wind that.
• 34:01
  Speaker 1: And the man next to you have to window. If
• 34:03
  Speaker 1: you see him slide the no to the teller, Hey,
• 34:07
  Speaker 1: that ain't none of your tail. Give me my twenties
• 34:11
  Speaker 1: I and let me go get out. I'm with you.
• 34:17
  Speaker 1: You and you in the coffee place right, you see there,
• 34:20
  Speaker 1: and you see somebody get a handful of them sugars.
• 34:24
  Speaker 1: I'm just a handful who in each hand, two handfuls
• 34:28
  Speaker 1: the packs put them in their pocket. That ain't jumping it.
• 34:34
  Speaker 1: Don't full meet anywhere. Too many sugars, not joking much.
• 34:43
  Speaker 1: If you in the gail, uh huh. Yeah. And you
• 34:46
  Speaker 1: see somebody working out with a trainer, uhuh. And the
• 34:50
  Speaker 1: trainer tell them to do fifteen rolds and he walked
• 34:54
  Speaker 1: on and they don't do but six. I gotta tell honest,
• 35:04
  Speaker 1: it ain't got nothing to do to being honest. All right,
• 35:07
  Speaker 1: More of this crazy ignorant show Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 35:11
  Speaker 1: Right after this, you're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. Ready
• 35:17
  Speaker 1: for Roscoe? I go get him. Okay, let's go. He
• 35:20
  Speaker 1: gonna turn around and exactly what he did. We're going on,
• 35:28
  Speaker 1: baby Roscoe, turn around and hit out like you said
• 35:34
  Speaker 1: that was I'll go back. Baby was up? Julia? What's up? Roscoe?
• 35:41
  Speaker 1: Going on? Time down? What's going on? Man? Oh? My dog,
• 35:46
  Speaker 1: my dog my dough. We're going Hey, Roscoe? I like it?
• 35:50
  Speaker 1: I like it? Yeah, right there, thank you? Something different?
• 35:54
  Speaker 1: I like that blonde yea, you know I ain't no
• 35:56
  Speaker 1: head like girl. Yeah you got that blood. Black women
• 36:04
  Speaker 1: have blond. Try for I get out of here. We
• 36:07
  Speaker 1: were talking about what's up? Call? What's up? Roscoe? What's happened? Me?
• 36:16
  Speaker 1: Baby me? What's going on with y'all? Think a glass on?
• 36:22
  Speaker 1: You don't law round? Got cool? Law? A law parliament?
• 36:29
  Speaker 1: How you wrote that? You wrote, yeah, you know it's
• 36:32
  Speaker 1: a law round you got be cool? I wrote that, Yeah,
• 36:36
  Speaker 1: I wrote that. I wrote over George clar Really I
• 36:39
  Speaker 1: didn't even I know you know a lot of people,
• 36:41
  Speaker 1: but I did not expect you to say, George, h yeah,
• 36:45
  Speaker 1: I know that girl, good good, you're back already. When
• 36:52
  Speaker 1: did you write it? Tell us what happened? I actually
• 36:54
  Speaker 1: wrote p funk back in nineteen twenty nine, twenty nine.
• 37:00
  Speaker 1: The funk wasn't even a word back then. Pump wasn't
• 37:04
  Speaker 1: the word. You ain't know. Nobody mentioned the word fun.
• 37:09
  Speaker 1: Nobody mentioned word fun. But p phone on cut phone,
• 37:17
  Speaker 1: come on, you know the depression? He was depression? And
• 37:24
  Speaker 1: where the wall? We stand in line every day with
• 37:27
  Speaker 1: soup kitchen. You're trying to get us on eat and
• 37:30
  Speaker 1: we stand in line a sup kitchen and sometimes the
• 37:32
  Speaker 1: line was you long, and you know, we all me
• 37:36
  Speaker 1: like you know there, just be get the wall and
• 37:39
  Speaker 1: we pe on the wall where you go by there
• 37:41
  Speaker 1: every day, that out there sun and with that pe
• 37:44
  Speaker 1: on the wall. And somebody said, man, this shows taking here.
• 37:48
  Speaker 1: And I said, well that p phone that makes a
• 37:54
  Speaker 1: lot of so strong. I said, cut, wow, it's uncod
• 38:03
  Speaker 1: It is like a bone. And then I kept that
• 38:08
  Speaker 1: in my heart and want to met George Clinton because
• 38:11
  Speaker 1: I was, you know, and just gave it to it.
• 38:15
  Speaker 1: But what year was that when you met George Clinton?
• 38:17
  Speaker 1: Because you wrote the song in nineteen twenty nine, yet
• 38:20
  Speaker 1: said it too yeah, I don't have that many years. Yeah,
• 38:25
  Speaker 1: you know all in my mind, I will be back.
• 38:28
  Speaker 1: We will be back right after this. You're listening Steve
• 38:32
  Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show. All right, j Anthony Brown, Yes, what
• 38:37
  Speaker 1: is on your mind? This is again another book, another bus. Yeah,
• 38:42
  Speaker 1: I meant that with Steve. Steve you had to read
• 38:46
  Speaker 1: that fast. Yeah, I mean they're just they're thin books,
• 38:49
  Speaker 1: so I don't worry about it. My brand new book,
• 38:52
  Speaker 1: this is like your ninth book, very very thin, very
• 38:56
  Speaker 1: thin book, My brand new book. How to tell when
• 38:59
  Speaker 1: something's by to jump off or when I head for
• 39:02
  Speaker 1: the dope. Your ass head for the dope. That's simple,
• 39:05
  Speaker 1: That's very simple. Okay. These are ways to tell when
• 39:09
  Speaker 1: something about the jump off. She invites somebody to your party.
• 39:14
  Speaker 1: You told her not to invite somebody to jump off,
• 39:17
  Speaker 1: somebody to have somebody to go down. It's about to go.
• 39:20
  Speaker 1: I asked him not to invite him. He's here, something
• 39:24
  Speaker 1: about why why the hell is he here? See what
• 39:27
  Speaker 1: I'm you know, all right? How to tell when something
• 39:30
  Speaker 1: about the jump off? You got three baby mama, show up,
• 39:35
  Speaker 1: He show up. He show up with his new girlfriend.
• 39:39
  Speaker 1: She white and pregnant. Somebody to jump off something about
• 39:43
  Speaker 1: something and somebody to jump off of what, Yeah, I'm
• 39:50
  Speaker 1: talking about ugly. It's all right, you add somebody. How
• 39:57
  Speaker 1: you look in the kitchen and Auntie is in the
• 40:00
  Speaker 1: kitchen putting more season in the greens. They ain't hut greens,
• 40:04
  Speaker 1: just somebody else, damn green. Oh, if you don't get
• 40:09
  Speaker 1: your ass out, didn't leave you. But we're putting some
• 40:15
  Speaker 1: old baby in it in the greens. Fault. I didn't
• 40:22
  Speaker 1: hear you. I like seafood in my greens. Something is
• 40:30
  Speaker 1: about to jump up. All right, here's another one. Y'all
• 40:33
  Speaker 1: already to miss one game? You miss one game, you
• 40:37
  Speaker 1: let it go. But they still having Bible study in
• 40:40
  Speaker 1: the living room. Now do you know what? You got
• 40:42
  Speaker 1: to be Christians bout this? But y'all, y'all, y'all, no
• 40:49
  Speaker 1: game is gone but game and y'all still it's gonna
• 40:56
  Speaker 1: be some cousin in front of the TV. You know
• 40:58
  Speaker 1: that though some Yeah, all right, this this definitely, this
• 41:02
  Speaker 1: is definitely is something about the jump up. The lady
• 41:06
  Speaker 1: you didn't come with made you a plate and you
• 41:10
  Speaker 1: are laughing at every damn thing she said. It is
• 41:14
  Speaker 1: just so yeah right there, it's on the floor. Oh
• 41:28
  Speaker 1: she funny? Huh? Why you only funny? What is your
• 41:38
  Speaker 1: what is what is so funny? So you know what,
• 41:41
  Speaker 1: tell me the joke so I can laugh. I wanted
• 41:43
  Speaker 1: to joke and they never do. Know you laughing? You're laughing? Baby?
• 41:50
  Speaker 1: So what was did you come on? It was just
• 41:54
  Speaker 1: a joke, baby, No, no, no, no, no no. I
• 41:56
  Speaker 1: want to hear the complete joke argument beginning, and the
• 42:04
  Speaker 1: beginning wasn't like two people going to buy go ahead, baby, baby,
• 42:10
  Speaker 1: the joke, Baby, the joke. It was just a little
• 42:13
  Speaker 1: joke and I just found it funny. And I here,
• 42:15
  Speaker 1: did you just tell me the joke? Because I'm funny? Baby?
• 42:18
  Speaker 1: You was right there. You heard your joke. You know
• 42:21
  Speaker 1: you don't laugh for the lot you laughing? You're laughing,
• 42:24
  Speaker 1: she laughing, all two of y'all laughing. We need to
• 42:29
  Speaker 1: have three people laughing. You like to laugh. But it was, baby,
• 42:34
  Speaker 1: it was funny. You know what? You know what? Hey, hey, hey,
• 42:37
  Speaker 1: you know what over there? You know what? She wasn't
• 42:39
  Speaker 1: that damn funny. Matter of fact, I wasn't even laughing
• 42:42
  Speaker 1: at her joke. I was laughing at something that I
• 42:51
  Speaker 1: be like that the last one you sitting in the
• 42:58
  Speaker 1: car for funny minutes. Where for her to come out
• 43:01
  Speaker 1: the house so you can leave somebody to jump out
• 43:04
  Speaker 1: when you go back in there, get ass Okay, some
• 43:08
  Speaker 1: yeas back in there. Oh yeah, all right, thank you. Jay.
• 43:20
  Speaker 1: Coming up next, nephew, tell me in with today's prank
• 43:23
  Speaker 1: phone call. That's coming up right after this. You're listening
• 43:26
  Speaker 1: to show coming up at the top of the hour,
• 43:31
  Speaker 1: right about four minutes after. It's today's Strawberry letter. Right
• 43:35
  Speaker 1: now the nephew is here with today's prank phone call.
• 43:39
  Speaker 1: Neph what you got. Dumb it down? No, dumb it down? Okay,
• 43:45
  Speaker 1: fourteen fifteen years old, dumb it down. You don't get
• 43:47
  Speaker 1: to go on spring break. You gotta come on in. Wow,
• 43:50
  Speaker 1: you can't call people think I thought you knew. Hello, Hello,
• 43:56
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to reach speaking. Here's this Ali Kisha. This
• 44:01
  Speaker 1: is uh mister Roland Barn assistant principal here at academy
• 44:07
  Speaker 1: or your daughter. I Usha goes, yes, what's going on?
• 44:11
  Speaker 1: Is everything okay? Everything is kind of uh well, let
• 44:15
  Speaker 1: me be honest, it's not good right now. I wanted
• 44:19
  Speaker 1: to call and actually have a private conversation with you
• 44:22
  Speaker 1: about Aisha oh god, all right, tell me what's going on?
• 44:28
  Speaker 1: What's going on? Ayisha? Well, as you know, um, spring
• 44:31
  Speaker 1: break is going to be coming up in March. You
• 44:34
  Speaker 1: do not that, right, Yeah, I'm aware of that he's
• 44:36
  Speaker 1: looking for. Yeah, well, we have a bit of an
• 44:40
  Speaker 1: issue here. I have done some research and I'm looking
• 44:44
  Speaker 1: at all of the kids and how they're doing, how
• 44:46
  Speaker 1: well they're doing when the school works, and Aisha doesn't
• 44:48
  Speaker 1: seem to be doing well as she should be living
• 44:54
  Speaker 1: up to the expectations of the academy. And what we're
• 44:57
  Speaker 1: going to have to do this friend break is I
• 45:00
  Speaker 1: used to will not be allowed to take a spring
• 45:03
  Speaker 1: break with the rest of your kids. We're gonna need
• 45:04
  Speaker 1: her to come into school. And there's several kids that
• 45:07
  Speaker 1: are not going to be able to go on spring break,
• 45:11
  Speaker 1: and I used to happen to be one of them.
• 45:12
  Speaker 1: There's at least forty to fifty kids that will be
• 45:15
  Speaker 1: coming to school that entire week that spring break is
• 45:19
  Speaker 1: the most of the kids are out on spring break.
• 45:22
  Speaker 1: You have to be mistaken. I mean, my daughter is
• 45:24
  Speaker 1: a straight age student. Uh, she is actually the only
• 45:30
  Speaker 1: I USA at the academy. Man, and I you know,
• 45:34
  Speaker 1: I've looked at her her grades in the past. She's
• 45:36
  Speaker 1: had some great, so wonderful grades in the past, and
• 45:39
  Speaker 1: I don't know what's taking place this semister um that
• 45:44
  Speaker 1: she just seems to have dropped the ball. And what
• 45:48
  Speaker 1: we want to do is, you know, keep these kids focused.
• 45:50
  Speaker 1: As you know, you have to be accepted to be
• 45:52
  Speaker 1: here at this particular school. So you know, it leaves
• 45:56
  Speaker 1: me no no other outlet but to have her come
• 46:00
  Speaker 1: in and we're gonna buckle down and try to get
• 46:02
  Speaker 1: them back on track. So I wanted to personally give
• 46:05
  Speaker 1: you a call and let you know what's going low
• 46:07
  Speaker 1: in Iasa here at the academy, and we're we's just terrible.
• 46:11
  Speaker 1: This is absolutely terrible. I mean we are here already
• 46:14
  Speaker 1: in January and I'm getting a call that my daughter
• 46:16
  Speaker 1: is not doing good. And now you're gonna tell me
• 46:18
  Speaker 1: that she can't go on a spring break trip in
• 46:20
  Speaker 1: March if she I mean, as far as I'm just
• 46:22
  Speaker 1: terming my daughter straight a straight as, she's an amazing student,
• 46:26
  Speaker 1: she does really hard work, she always afford to going
• 46:29
  Speaker 1: to school, and I get a call today that she
• 46:31
  Speaker 1: can't go in March, Well, I mean, you gotta be
• 46:34
  Speaker 1: kidding me. I'm you're saying, going somewhere our trip, but
• 46:36
  Speaker 1: are you? Are you scheduling on a trip. I'm not
• 46:39
  Speaker 1: going anyway, she's going on a trip. I'm giving her
• 46:41
  Speaker 1: full permission to go on a trip. Okay, Well, unfortunately,
• 46:45
  Speaker 1: i'm with question that she's at school. So I don't
• 46:50
  Speaker 1: know if your trip costs you a lot of money
• 46:52
  Speaker 1: or if you can get a refund. But I'm calling
• 46:55
  Speaker 1: you letting you know I need her there on March
• 46:58
  Speaker 1: eleven in the classroom so we can buckle down and
• 47:01
  Speaker 1: try to get her back on track. No, what I'm
• 47:03
  Speaker 1: telling you, I paid for the trip, and she's going
• 47:05
  Speaker 1: on the trip. I'm sorry. And then none call because
• 47:09
  Speaker 1: it's so late in the game. I'm sorry, she's going
• 47:11
  Speaker 1: on a trip. No, miss, she's not going on a trip.
• 47:15
  Speaker 1: She's actually gonna be coming into school and she'll be
• 47:18
  Speaker 1: the March eleventh, from Monday through Friday. Now, I don't
• 47:21
  Speaker 1: know who you're talking to. That's my child, I'm telling you,
• 47:25
  Speaker 1: But she's your child. But she's my student. And right now,
• 47:28
  Speaker 1: all of my students are gonna be that are that
• 47:31
  Speaker 1: are not doing well in their in their classes, are
• 47:33
  Speaker 1: gonna be there during spring breaks and they're gonna get
• 47:36
  Speaker 1: their business together. No, alling me like you're reprimanding me,
• 47:40
  Speaker 1: like I'm a child. Okay, now she's gone. No, she's
• 47:46
  Speaker 1: not going on a trip, and you're telling me what.
• 47:49
  Speaker 1: You're trying to override my position, and that's what's not
• 47:51
  Speaker 1: gonna happen. She has to be there. You might as
• 47:54
  Speaker 1: well start looking for a refund because she's not gonna
• 47:57
  Speaker 1: not be there. So I didn't need her there Monday
• 48:00
  Speaker 1: through Friday of swing break so we can get her
• 48:03
  Speaker 1: back on course. Listen, I don't want to do you
• 48:06
  Speaker 1: think you're talking to. I have the ultimate position over
• 48:09
  Speaker 1: even you. That's my daughter. That's my daughter. I get
• 48:13
  Speaker 1: to tell you you what I'm doing her, and she's
• 48:15
  Speaker 1: going on that trip. You're out of here. Happenings out
• 48:19
  Speaker 1: not sending my daughter on the trip. Sorry, not happening.
• 48:23
  Speaker 1: I'm telling you right now, she's not going on a
• 48:26
  Speaker 1: trip to how she is almost she's not. I'm gonna
• 48:30
  Speaker 1: seek when I used to tomorrow and let her know where.
• 48:34
  Speaker 1: You're not gonna tell me do the damn thing. I'm
• 48:36
  Speaker 1: telling her. She's not going on a spring break trip.
• 48:39
  Speaker 1: Do you know why? Because of grades that are not
• 48:42
  Speaker 1: up to bar. She needs to be more concerned about
• 48:44
  Speaker 1: her grade and not going and hanging out. You're a'm
• 48:47
  Speaker 1: gagging around. Where are you're sending her? No, it's not happening.
• 48:50
  Speaker 1: I want all of my students with passing grade and
• 48:53
  Speaker 1: I'm a one hundred for assistant principal and harm my
• 48:57
  Speaker 1: kids pass. What are you trying to convince yourself that
• 49:00
  Speaker 1: you're important or I'm thinking me a break? He's like
• 49:01
  Speaker 1: a baby. My daughter is going on the trip and
• 49:04
  Speaker 1: that's finally hear me. Okay, you know what I'll speak
• 49:07
  Speaker 1: when Ia tomorrow morning at school. No you're not, Yes,
• 49:09
  Speaker 1: I will. Now, here's the deal. I will leave you
• 49:12
  Speaker 1: this kish. If I used it does not show up
• 49:16
  Speaker 1: Runday through spring break, then maybe you're gonna have to
• 49:20
  Speaker 1: find out issue another school. You're threatening me. Now you're
• 49:24
  Speaker 1: threatening me. You're threatening to kick my daughter out of
• 49:26
  Speaker 1: school because of a spring break. If your daughter's not
• 49:29
  Speaker 1: here doing spring break Monday through Friday, get out of
• 49:34
  Speaker 1: here again. Please, I'd like to see you try to
• 49:37
  Speaker 1: give me a break. Scarca. I think this conversation is over.
• 49:40
  Speaker 1: My next conversation will be with I Issha that's what
• 49:42
  Speaker 1: she's going to spring break. She's staying in the school.
• 49:44
  Speaker 1: If you do something about it, I will have people
• 49:46
  Speaker 1: pickting outside your your school. You're talking about nonsense. My
• 49:50
  Speaker 1: daughter does great in school and she's going on a
• 49:52
  Speaker 1: trip and that's it. Break and stool Monday through Friday,
• 49:56
  Speaker 1: start spring break? Are you talking to? Who are you
• 50:02
  Speaker 1: yelling at like that? Are you mine? I swear I
• 50:05
  Speaker 1: got about going. I kick your what's wrong with you? You?
• 50:10
  Speaker 1: You're out of control? What he's talking to? You know what?
• 50:16
  Speaker 1: You know? What? You know? What you told me about you?
• 50:18
  Speaker 1: Do you know what you tell me? What did he
• 50:20
  Speaker 1: tell you? She told me to play phone, called you
• 50:25
  Speaker 1: his nephew telling me from my daughter you sho high?
• 50:40
  Speaker 1: But pressure over here? Oh my god, are you good girl? Yep,
• 50:51
  Speaker 1: that's awesome. Oh my god. I was really gonna go
• 50:55
  Speaker 1: over there. You up. I can't believe this, My god.
• 51:00
  Speaker 1: I gotta ask you something. Well, yeah, I mean the
• 51:04
  Speaker 1: baddest radio show in the land without a job, Steve
• 51:08
  Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show, Well coming down, No, didn't do that's dirty? Job?
• 51:20
  Speaker 1: Is that dirty? Yeah? It is dirty? Well, then then
• 51:24
  Speaker 1: mission accomplished. That's all I need to baby. Mission accomplished.
• 51:31
  Speaker 1: And if you're trying to do it, baby, yeah, wait
• 51:33
  Speaker 1: till y'all here tomorrow, when y'all hear this. When I
• 51:38
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• 51:41
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• 51:48
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• 51:57
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• 52:03
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• 52:09
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• 52:11
  Speaker 1: not gonna say anything, Steve. You're just not You're just
• 52:13
  Speaker 1: gonna be quiet over there. All right, listen, Thank you, nephew.
• 52:20
  Speaker 1: Up next is my Strawberry Letter for today. All right,
• 52:23
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• 52:26
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• 52:30
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• 53:17
  Speaker 1: you enough subjects. Can't judge a book by its cover.
• 53:21
  Speaker 1: Dear Stephen Shirley, I've been dating the six four tall
• 53:24
  Speaker 1: drink of Water for a few months. He is honest, generous, humorous,
• 53:28
  Speaker 1: and fun to be around. We decided it was time
• 53:32
  Speaker 1: to take the next step in our relationship since we
• 53:35
  Speaker 1: have been flirting and making suggestive comments to each other
• 53:38
  Speaker 1: for weeks, so we did the deed. If you get
• 53:41
  Speaker 1: my drift, and let me tell you, you cannot judge
• 53:45
  Speaker 1: a book by its cover. With all of his tall
• 53:49
  Speaker 1: and chocolately goodness, he is not packing a thing. I mean,
• 53:54
  Speaker 1: he couldn't even hurt a fly. I couldn't use any
• 53:59
  Speaker 1: of my normal truth because he couldn't stay in the game.
• 54:02
  Speaker 1: Every time that I tried, I knew you would love
• 54:05
  Speaker 1: this letter, Steve. Every time that I tried my swivel
• 54:08
  Speaker 1: in the hip move, he slid out of bounds. My
• 54:12
  Speaker 1: ex boyfriend is from the Motherland, and some stereotypes, some
• 54:16
  Speaker 1: stereotypes are very true, so it's hard for me to
• 54:18
  Speaker 1: go from an anaconda to a garter snake and another thing.
• 54:23
  Speaker 1: He talked NonStop while we were getting busy. Whose whose
• 54:29
  Speaker 1: is it? Do you like that? Did you? Did you
• 54:31
  Speaker 1: want me when you first saw me? I mean really,
• 54:34
  Speaker 1: only men who are bringing it are allowed to talk it,
• 54:40
  Speaker 1: are allowed to talk smack and ask questions. Stephen Shirley,
• 54:44
  Speaker 1: I need you all's advice? What do I do with
• 54:46
  Speaker 1: little fella? Damn? How important is great sex in a relationship?
• 54:51
  Speaker 1: I cannot fake it again? But I also don't want
• 54:54
  Speaker 1: to leave him over something so little? No pun intended,
• 54:58
  Speaker 1: isn't it was pretty loud, pretty clear? Yeah, you know what.
• 55:05
  Speaker 1: It depends on what your plans are with this man
• 55:09
  Speaker 1: in the future, if you if you have you guys
• 55:11
  Speaker 1: have future plans. You like him, you say he's honest, generous,
• 55:14
  Speaker 1: humorous and fun to be around. Is that where you
• 55:17
  Speaker 1: want to keep it? I mean, do you want to
• 55:19
  Speaker 1: keep it at the fun stage? You haven't mentioned catching
• 55:22
  Speaker 1: serious feelings for him, or love or anything like that.
• 55:25
  Speaker 1: So what is it that you want? Just the sex?
• 55:28
  Speaker 1: And to answer your question, yes, sex is very important
• 55:31
  Speaker 1: in a relationship. But you're not in a relationship, or
• 55:34
  Speaker 1: are you? I mean, I'm not really clear. You've known
• 55:36
  Speaker 1: this guy for a few weeks. You all are having
• 55:40
  Speaker 1: relations though I don't know about a relationship, but you
• 55:42
  Speaker 1: are having relations So if you decide to stay with
• 55:46
  Speaker 1: this guy, you know what you're in for, you know,
• 55:49
  Speaker 1: because you've already taken it for a test drive. So
• 55:51
  Speaker 1: you have to decide if that's what you want. You'll
• 55:53
  Speaker 1: have to weigh in if having a good man with
• 55:55
  Speaker 1: a small package can satisfy you in a relationship. And
• 56:00
  Speaker 1: got to stop. And if you can't, please stop comparing
• 56:03
  Speaker 1: him to your ex with the anaconda, because that's not
• 56:05
  Speaker 1: gonna make this relationship last. You know, uh, when you
• 56:09
  Speaker 1: guys are getting busy, Steve, well, well yeah, here we go,
• 56:16
  Speaker 1: fellas subject. Can't judge your book by a cover, the
• 56:22
  Speaker 1: letter titling. The letter should be yeah, how do I
• 56:27
  Speaker 1: get this over You just need to take the see
• 56:32
  Speaker 1: off of this cover and change the how do I
• 56:36
  Speaker 1: get this over cut? This ain't gonna let Stephen Sherley,
• 56:39
  Speaker 1: I've been dating a six folk tall Draco water who honest,
• 56:45
  Speaker 1: he's generous, he's hearers, he got to be funny, is
• 56:50
  Speaker 1: just about to begin. See. That's that's how you know
• 56:55
  Speaker 1: you believe he's honest, generous and humorous. Yes, he's humorous,
• 56:59
  Speaker 1: and the jokes is just beginning. And he found to
• 57:03
  Speaker 1: be around like a sharp clown jumping out of voltewagon.
• 57:09
  Speaker 1: We decided it was time take the next step, because
• 57:12
  Speaker 1: we've been flirting to making suggestive comments for weeks now,
• 57:15
  Speaker 1: so we did the deed. If you get my drift,
• 57:18
  Speaker 1: and let me tell you you cannot judge your book
• 57:22
  Speaker 1: bris coming with all it is tall and shocklate the
• 57:26
  Speaker 1: goodness he ain't packing a damn fan ready y yeah,
• 57:33
  Speaker 1: because here I'll go now he would have let her
• 57:35
  Speaker 1: get good. He couldn't even hurt a fly? Who you
• 57:40
  Speaker 1: are in here? Illy quipped with a woman who wants
• 57:45
  Speaker 1: to be hurt, put something on me, make me hot lock.
• 57:52
  Speaker 1: But he couldn't even hurt a fly. And then she
• 57:58
  Speaker 1: tricked because in the next statement she said, I couldn't
• 58:02
  Speaker 1: use any of my normal tricks. She got tricks. Tricks
• 58:06
  Speaker 1: is for kids, silly rabbits, but not in the bad room.
• 58:09
  Speaker 1: Tricks is for growing. For this ain't a box of seal.
• 58:12
  Speaker 1: This is a growing ass. Woman got the tricks? Who
• 58:16
  Speaker 1: wants to be hurt? You can't hurt a fly? And
• 58:19
  Speaker 1: she can't use normal, her normal tricks because she got tricks. Growl, women,
• 58:24
  Speaker 1: tricks ain't for kids. This ain't sill this bad room
• 58:28
  Speaker 1: at tick. She got tricks you and he ain't got
• 58:32
  Speaker 1: nothing to handle the tricks because she said, because if
• 58:35
  Speaker 1: she did her tricks, he couldn't stay in the game
• 58:38
  Speaker 1: because he was wanted the tricks. Every time I tried
• 58:41
  Speaker 1: my swivel in the hip moved you know, pop pop
• 58:45
  Speaker 1: it moving round, boom boom boom, he fell out the game.
• 58:49
  Speaker 1: And we know what that means. Yes, he's off the field. Yeah,
• 58:53
  Speaker 1: he out of box here over that bout the gatorad
• 58:56
  Speaker 1: table out to put the pop pop slip slip move
• 59:00
  Speaker 1: on him. Now his as is over here where you're
• 59:03
  Speaker 1: hamming it all right back on the field. Well, have
• 59:08
  Speaker 1: I didn't call you out to get Hang on, Steve,
• 59:12
  Speaker 1: I know you're excited. We'll have part two of Steve's
• 59:15
  Speaker 1: response too, Can't Judge a Book by Its Cover coming
• 59:19
  Speaker 1: up at twenty three after the hour you're listening Steve
• 59:24
  Speaker 1: Morning Show. All right, Steve, come on, let's go with
• 59:27
  Speaker 1: part two of today's Strawberry letter. Can't Judge a Book
• 59:30
  Speaker 1: by Its Cover? Is the subject. Can't judge a book
• 59:32
  Speaker 1: by its cover. She'd have met old big six folk condo.
• 59:40
  Speaker 1: Black Hampfle is what she thinks I'll be dead. Black
• 59:46
  Speaker 1: Hamper is here, six foot four tall, generous, honest, humorous,
• 59:56
  Speaker 1: very funny. You about to find out how funny he is.
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 1: All y'all finally decide it's time to go on and
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 1: do it. It starts popping off and you discover he's
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 1: not hacking a damn thing. He couldn't hurt a fly.
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 1: Once again, we're talking about a woman who wants to
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 1: be here. Okay, but you can't make no can't, ain't
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 1: no what none of that? What't watch to watch none
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 1: of that? Wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 1: wait wait wait wait hold up, hold up, none of that,
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 1: but slow down, none of that, none of that. It's
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 1: been a minute, bar I can't I can't breathe that
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 1: ain't none of that. So now she's so disappointed. She
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 1: couldn't even use none of her tricks. She got tricks.
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 1: Every time she tried my swivel in the hip move
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 1: you know where you go to the right to the left,
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 1: he slid out of bounds. He out the game, Little
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 1: tator can't stay up. What li Tator like Tator tot
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 1: as in Taylor took little junior man. Wow. So now
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 1: she's so hurt and disappointed. She don't know what's going on.
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 1: It didn't got to the point now where she then
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 1: wrote this letter into us. And it's sad because she
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 1: wants this relationship but he can't try this now. Her
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 1: problem is she's using comparisons because her ex boyfriend was
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 1: from the motherland, Africa, and some stereotypes are very true.
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 1: That's hard for me to go from an anaconda to
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 1: a garden state. And another thing. Here the part where
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 1: he got good. See this is where the humor come in.
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 1: You said he was humorous, So here we go. He talked, nah, stop,
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 1: why we was bitch? Nah? Stopped? And he was at
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 1: whose is it? Do you like that? Did you want
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 1: me the first time you saw me? I mean, really,
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 1: why as you talking? Only men who are bringing it
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 1: are allowed to talk, smack and ask questions? Right, Well,
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 1: what you should have did was answer answer. So let's go, Oh, baby,
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 1: whose is it? Well? Who's hill? Anybody? Hell? When you
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 1: get in the house, letting me know whose is it?
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 1: I wanted it to be your whose is it? I'm
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 1: not I really showed I didn't hit a knock in
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 1: the dope? Whose is it? When you get in there,
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 1: I'll let you know. You gotta start answering the Chris,
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 1: do you like that? Like? What? What are you doing?
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 1: Do you like it? Are you doing something? Do you
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 1: like it? I let you know soon as I feel something?
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 1: Do you like it? I show won't to man. You
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 1: must start answering questions. Did you want me the first
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 1: time you saw you? Yes? But not sense She changed
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 1: her mind that hurt at you when I first saw you?
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 1: That now were I still word? I don't want you see?
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 1: And then she says only people who are bringing it
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 1: should be allowed to talk, smack and ask questions. Stephen Shell,
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 1: I need y'aw's advice. What do I do with live high? Important?
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 1: Is great sex and relationship? I can't fake it again.
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 1: But I also don't want to leave him over something
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 1: so little, no pun intended. Well, you ain't got to
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 1: leave him over something so little. There's a solution to this.
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 1: There's a solution to this because he's six four, But
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 1: little fella ain't packing. What should I do? I don't
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 1: want to break up over something so small. Well, ma'am,
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 1: here's a deal. I don't think you're in love with
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 1: this guy. I don't know how this is gonna work
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 1: because sex is important to a relationship. So right now,
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 1: I don't I don't know what to tell you. Tommy, huh,
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 1: do you have any suggestions for this woman? I cannot
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 1: believe that you'll go to a reverse to Tommy, your nephew.
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 1: If you want me to come out of retirement. I mean,
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 1: you know, I mean, I mean you know what I
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 1: was saying. He's married. Now, he's coming out of retirement
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 1: if you need him. Though. I have a suggestion, Steve,
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 1: what do you have if you don't have to sit
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 1: this man down and have a little talk with him? Yeah? Yeah,
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 1: all right, Well I think we get the message. Thank you, Steve.
• 1:05:41
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  Speaker 1: it's time to do a resolution check. How's it going.
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  Speaker 1: What's been the biggest I haven't had any cigars? Okay,
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  Speaker 1: all right, congratulations for starters. Okay, so that was one
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  Speaker 1: of your resolutions. Now, that wasn't a resolution. I just
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  Speaker 1: have to for health reasons. Yeah, you said you're gonna
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  Speaker 1: do one a month. One a week is what I
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  Speaker 1: promised the doctor. But I did cut it down myself
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  Speaker 1: to one a month. Oh okay, So your birthday is
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  Speaker 1: I'm smoking inn It's gonna be a two hours. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I'm going to do that. And then yeah, and I
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  Speaker 1: asked you earlier about your your plant based diet. That's
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  Speaker 1: going really well. Okay, I'm juicing into twelve noon every day.
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  Speaker 1: That's good. Chef by bet he's working with me. So
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  Speaker 1: you juice and like just juice, juice and fruit and
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  Speaker 1: to twelve noons juice and fruit. And then what do
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  Speaker 1: you eat? Then I have my meals plant bass meals. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: I have a question, um, because you know we're talking
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  Speaker 1: about resolutions, right, and you said, Steve, you really focusing
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  Speaker 1: on trying to get cut back on your stick ards. Right,
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  Speaker 1: So you said, next week coming up for your birthday
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  Speaker 1: on the seventeenth, are gonna smoke a stick ard? Okay?
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  Speaker 1: So mate, next month, February, you got super Bowl at
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  Speaker 1: the beginning of the month. Oh, so you gotta I'm
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  Speaker 1: just telling you. You got ahead ahead and I watched
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  Speaker 1: super Bowl in the house so I can't smoke in
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  Speaker 1: the house. No, oh, well that's good. What dare you go?
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  Speaker 1: You know what what this ain't no resolution, but I
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  Speaker 1: just thought about you know, I ain't haing sex. It's
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  Speaker 1: last year. Sure show. You want to say that? No, no,
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  Speaker 1: there you go right there? Title just went out. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: thanks for bringing that up last Yeah. So what does
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  Speaker 1: that have to do with resolutions we're talking about? You
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  Speaker 1: want to say, Okay, let's go, let's go. Yeah, what
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  Speaker 1: were resolutions? Want to get to a solution? Own every day?
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  Speaker 1: Tell him and he has a show, Steve, No, no,
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  Speaker 1: go ahead, keep talking. Yeah, I'm sorry. All right, We'll
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  Speaker 1: be back with more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show
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  Speaker 1: right after you're listening to Steven show just saying it's
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  Speaker 1: the nephew with side pieces. This is what it is. Hey,
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  Speaker 1: just come on, man, I'm gonna ask the questions that
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  Speaker 1: side pieces will ask, and I'm gonna let timey respond Sommy,
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  Speaker 1: if your side piece ask you, when can I call you?
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  Speaker 1: You can't you If I don't call you, we don't talk.
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  Speaker 1: That's all that you don't you don't call me, I'll
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  Speaker 1: do the call it. Okay, I asked you. Here's a note.
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  Speaker 1: When can I text you? Same answer as the phone.
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  Speaker 1: If I don't text you, we don't text you. Wait,
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  Speaker 1: I start everything. Yeah, when we when we hang up
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  Speaker 1: the phone. Okay, let me tell you something when we
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  Speaker 1: when we hang up the phone. If you forgot to
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  Speaker 1: say something and you got to wait till I call
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  Speaker 1: you back, yeah, okay. Here's the next question. Can we
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  Speaker 1: spend the night together? Yeah, of course. Oh god, but
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  Speaker 1: my night in a sick forty five I had to
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  Speaker 1: get my hands. I five my night. We lay up
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  Speaker 1: on each other from three. Oh, but come six forty five,
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  Speaker 1: I got to go. This is PM. I am PM time. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: we get We're gonna watch the six o'clock news. Right,
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna all right, come, here's the next question. Can
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  Speaker 1: you give her a nickname? Yeah? Baby, same thing I
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  Speaker 1: called my wife. But I ain't gonna do. What I
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  Speaker 1: hain't gonna do is say the wrong everybody's baby, everybody baby. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: let me ask you a question. Will you buy a
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  Speaker 1: gift for your side piece, like cologne? Yeah? Yeah, cologne
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  Speaker 1: and night you can get that, but it's gonna be
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  Speaker 1: the same damn cologne my wife. Well, I'm not gonna
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  Speaker 1: come home smelling like no other woman. Yeah, smell my
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  Speaker 1: wife smell. You're gonna smell like her. Wow. Okay, okay,
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  Speaker 1: here's another. Can she introduce you to her friend? Hey
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  Speaker 1: don't know. They don't need to know how existed? What? What? What? What?
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  Speaker 1: Why is we? Why I'm meeting them people? I'm not
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  Speaker 1: gonna do nothing with them? People? Why do you talking
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  Speaker 1: about me breaking up that? People shouldn't even know I
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  Speaker 1: exist at all. You shouldn't be over that runt in
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  Speaker 1: your mind about me to nobody? Okay, okay, Tom, here
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  Speaker 1: going next? Can she meet your friends? Okay, now that's
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  Speaker 1: a good quarter. That's a good question. Yes, you can't,
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  Speaker 1: but only on side piece night. You see, you're gonna
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  Speaker 1: be some most side what you ain't gonna do and
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  Speaker 1: be meeting them and their wife night? That's not ain't
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  Speaker 1: your night? You side now? You know other side pieces?
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  Speaker 1: Wh Okay, commons just got to be a common Can't
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  Speaker 1: she have a picture of you? You just got to
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  Speaker 1: have one. You go on my Facebook screenshot a picture
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  Speaker 1: of me and my family. Crowd down crap, that down
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  Speaker 1: where you got only me, Now you got profile. Okay, Tommy,
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  Speaker 1: I'm if can't ask you this. If she says I
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  Speaker 1: love you, do you love me? What's your ass? Dido?
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  Speaker 1: I'm not gonna say that. A bunch of ditto, ditto,
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  Speaker 1: all that ditto. But I'm not gonna see him come
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  Speaker 1: out you're stupid ditto. All right, We'll be back with
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  Speaker 1: more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show right after you're
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  Speaker 1: listening Steven Show. I mean, I was just asking you guys,
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  Speaker 1: fun random questions, just you know, questions off the top
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  Speaker 1: of the dome. Then Jay came in and asked this
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  Speaker 1: crazy question about if it was all right. You asked
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  Speaker 1: the question if every if we were all on an island,
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  Speaker 1: who would I leave and come back and get? But
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  Speaker 1: I thought you said who would I take? And so
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  Speaker 1: I said Tommy, But but but the question was who
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  Speaker 1: would you leave? So basically, Bombaye, you've got on the
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  Speaker 1: vote and left me. Carlin said the same thing. She leaves.
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  Speaker 1: Junior said he leaves and jaycause he wanted to be
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  Speaker 1: to have all the medical attention right right. I don't
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  Speaker 1: need him in the way I don't need him in
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  Speaker 1: the one Jason. He's leaving Junior because he wants to
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  Speaker 1: be the sickest person on the boat, like like that's
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  Speaker 1: the badge of honor. Let me say this though, when
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  Speaker 1: you when you and Carlor come back, it's war. Nobody's
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  Speaker 1: leaving the eye. When y'all back, I thought Steve was there,
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  Speaker 1: I would definitely have left. We about to be Gilligan.
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  Speaker 1: Then when y'all get back, well we're if it's Gilligan,
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  Speaker 1: who would you leave? Who would you leave? Tommy? You
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  Speaker 1: know what, Jay? I know you know what. I've changed
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  Speaker 1: so much, Jay, I would leave myself because I love
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  Speaker 1: y'all so much. That's all that to I'm damn well,
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  Speaker 1: you're gonna leave me. I'm not worried about it. Just question.
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  Speaker 1: You're listening Steve Harpy Morning Show. Ready to Roscoe? I
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  Speaker 1: go get it, Okay, let's go. He's gonna turn around
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  Speaker 1: and what he did? We're going on, baby, Rosco, turn
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  Speaker 1: around the chick out like you said that. I was,
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  Speaker 1: I'll go black. Baby was up? Julia? What's Rosco going on?
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  Speaker 1: Time down? What's going on? Man? Oh? My dog, my dog,
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  Speaker 1: my dog. We're going Hey, Roscoe? I like it. I
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  Speaker 1: like that yeah, right there, thank you. There's something different.
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  Speaker 1: I like that blonde. Yeah you know, I ain't never
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  Speaker 1: had a white girl. Yeah you got that blood. A
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  Speaker 1: lot of black women have blond. Try for get out
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  Speaker 1: of here. We were talking about what's up? Call? What's up? Roscoe?
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  Speaker 1: What's happened me? Baby me? We're going on with y'all
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  Speaker 1: that look a glass on law round? You look cool,
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  Speaker 1: lawn law follow me? How you know I wrote that
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  Speaker 1: you broke? But yeah, you know it's a law round.
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  Speaker 1: You gotta be cool. I wrote that, I wrote I
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  Speaker 1: wrote over Jordan, Really man, I didn't even I know
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  Speaker 1: you know a lot of people, but I did not
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  Speaker 1: expect people stay. George, Yeah, I know that. Good good,
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  Speaker 1: good hater. You're back already. When did you write it?
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  Speaker 1: Tell us what happened? I actually wrote p funk back
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  Speaker 1: in nineteen twenty nine. Twenty nine. Funk wasn't even a
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  Speaker 1: word back then. Wasn't the word you ain't know it.
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  Speaker 1: Nobody mentioned the word fun. Nobody mentioned word fun. But
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  Speaker 1: P phone on cut fo. You know the depression? It
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  Speaker 1: was depression? And where the wall? Will we stand in line?
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  Speaker 1: Every day? With soup kitchen. You're trying to get us
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  Speaker 1: on eat and we stay in line that soup kitchen,
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  Speaker 1: and sometimes the line was just alone. And you know,
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  Speaker 1: we all mean, like, you know, just be get the
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  Speaker 1: wall and be on the wall when you go by
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  Speaker 1: there every day, that out there sun and with that
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  Speaker 1: pe on the wall. And somebody said, man, this shows
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  Speaker 1: taking here. And I said, well that p phone that
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  Speaker 1: makes a lot of andy so strong, I said, it's
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  Speaker 1: on cut show strong, I said, like a bomb. They
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  Speaker 1: kept that in my heart. And when I met George Clinton,
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  Speaker 1: because I you know, and you gave it to it.
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  Speaker 1: But what year was that when you met George Clinton?
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  Speaker 1: Because you wrote the song in nineteen twenty nine. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I met Joe Clinton said it too. Yeah, I don't
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  Speaker 1: have that many years. Yeah, you know, all in my mind.
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  Speaker 1: All right, coming up next to our last break of
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  Speaker 1: the day, and Steve will have some closing remarks. All
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  Speaker 1: that's coming up at forty nine after the hour. Right
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  Speaker 1: after this you're listening to show. Here are our last
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  Speaker 1: break of the day, Steve's closing remarks. What you got
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  Speaker 1: for Steve? All right? Uh listen uh to day. This morning,
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  Speaker 1: before we got on the hour sitting, I was talking
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  Speaker 1: to j Anthony and h junior when you're having a conversation,
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  Speaker 1: and they said, man, you should do that for your
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  Speaker 1: clothes and remarks today. So this is based on a
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  Speaker 1: conversation we have. We were talking about advancing in life.
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  Speaker 1: We were having a conversation about what you are willing
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  Speaker 1: to do to advance in life? Are you are you
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  Speaker 1: willing to drop everything? Are you willing to make sacrifices?
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  Speaker 1: What are you willing to do to get to where
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  Speaker 1: you really want to be? So what we were talking
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  Speaker 1: I was talking about a person that I know that
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  Speaker 1: had a decision to make. He has a he has
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  Speaker 1: a nice home, he has a good job, and he
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  Speaker 1: lives in a certain city. Right now, He's got a
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  Speaker 1: nice home, a good job, and he lives in a
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  Speaker 1: certain city. An opportunity was presented to him, but the
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  Speaker 1: opportunity was in another city. But if he took this opportunity,
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  Speaker 1: he would have a better job and which would enable
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  Speaker 1: him to buy and even nicer home. He didn't do it.
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  Speaker 1: As I was talking to my friend about, Man, why
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  Speaker 1: didn't you do it? He said, Hey, man, because I'm
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  Speaker 1: comfortable here. I'm all right with this, he said, Man,
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  Speaker 1: my job, it's all right. He said My house is cool. Man.
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  Speaker 1: It's a little small, but it's cool, and I like
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  Speaker 1: living here. Man. I got some friends, I got some familyhood,
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  Speaker 1: this city right here. I'm gonna just go home, stay here.
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  Speaker 1: End of conversation, Steve. I know what You're gonna try
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  Speaker 1: to talk me out of it, but end of conversation.
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  Speaker 1: So I stopped talking to him. But when I left him,
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  Speaker 1: I was sad. Man, I was so sad for this guy.
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  Speaker 1: And it never ever stopped bothering me. What he said.
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  Speaker 1: He said, I'm okay here, I'm gonna just stay here.
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  Speaker 1: My job is all right. Man. This house it's a
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  Speaker 1: little small, but the city cool. I got some family
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  Speaker 1: and friends. His cool. I know you're gonna try to
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  Speaker 1: talk me out of it, Steve, but I'm good right here.
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  Speaker 1: But that decision he made really bother me because, Man,
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  Speaker 1: now i'll tell you why I troubled me so because
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  Speaker 1: I said, Wow, here's a guy that I know who'd
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  Speaker 1: have looked over the fence with me. Man, a dude
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  Speaker 1: I grew up with. Man. We used to ride our bikes,
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  Speaker 1: sit on the steps playing that's my car when they
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  Speaker 1: came by. This is the same dude. Man. We used
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  Speaker 1: to ride our bikes and act like we was riding
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  Speaker 1: out the country. Me and my dude man. We always
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  Speaker 1: talked about doing something big, and when the opportunity came,
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  Speaker 1: he froze because he was comfortable. He was comfortable with
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  Speaker 1: his all right job and his house that wasn't really
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  Speaker 1: big enough, in the city of friends and family that
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  Speaker 1: he had. He didn't want to go to the new city.
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  Speaker 1: He didn't want the job that paid more. He didn't
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  Speaker 1: want the opportunity to buy a bigger home because it
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  Speaker 1: would have taken him out of his comfort zone. Because
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  Speaker 1: he wasn't comfortable in the new city. He was comfortable
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  Speaker 1: in the current city and he was already. It just
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  Speaker 1: worked himself up to say I'm okay with my house
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  Speaker 1: the way it is. You can be okay with the
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  Speaker 1: house you will, You can be okay with the job.
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  Speaker 1: You can be okay with the car you driving. But
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  Speaker 1: if opportunity presents itself to become great. There are three
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  Speaker 1: things I'm about to give you, and all three things
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  Speaker 1: say the exact same thing. I'm just saying the three
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  Speaker 1: different ways in case you got to hear it the
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  Speaker 1: best way you need to hear it. These are all
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  Speaker 1: three The same thing, Just which one fits you. Bet.
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  Speaker 1: You can't get there if you're never attempt to go
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  Speaker 1: there one more time. You cannot get there if you
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  Speaker 1: never attempt to go there, same thing, different way of
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  Speaker 1: saying it. You can't go if you never leave. My father,
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  Speaker 1: you say this to me all time. You can't go, boy,
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  Speaker 1: if you never leave, you know, man, you can't go
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  Speaker 1: if your feet don't move, you just can't. You can't
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  Speaker 1: go if you don't leave where you're going. If you
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  Speaker 1: don't leave, if you don't leave, you ain't going away.
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  Speaker 1: You got to leave something to get to the next level.
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  Speaker 1: The next level requires you to leave. The next level
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  Speaker 1: requires you to go. You can't stay right here and
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  Speaker 1: get over there. You cannot. Man, here's the third way
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  Speaker 1: to look at it. You have to leave. If you
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  Speaker 1: want to grow, you cannot grow staying there. You cannot
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  Speaker 1: expect to grow if you're unwilling to change. If you're
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  Speaker 1: unwilling to change, you cannot expect to grow. You can't, y'all.
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  Speaker 1: Let me say them to you again. You can't get
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  Speaker 1: there if you never attempt to go there. Maybe that's
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  Speaker 1: the way you're like here, now, how about this way
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  Speaker 1: right here? You can't go. If you never leave, you
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  Speaker 1: gotta leave somewhere to go somewhere. You can't go. Be
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  Speaker 1: great and stay the same and not be willing to change.
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  Speaker 1: I ain't changing. No, Well, bro, you what what do
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  Speaker 1: you mean? You're not changing this high? I am no man.
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  Speaker 1: Growth requires that you change last one. You have to
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  Speaker 1: leave if you want to grow. I had to leave
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  Speaker 1: Cleveland to go become who I am. You may have
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  Speaker 1: to leave your city. You may have to leave your situation.
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  Speaker 1: You may have to leave your your town, your job,
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  Speaker 1: you may have to leave a relationship. But you're gonna
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  Speaker 1: have to leave something. If you want to grow, you
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  Speaker 1: ain't gonna growing hole on everything you got. That's not
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  Speaker 1: how it works. Those are my closing remarks. Think about it,
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  Speaker 1: make a move, make a move, have yourself great weekend,
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