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Matthew Chapter 16: Bible Study by Atheists · Sacrilegious Discourse - Bible Study for Atheists

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[SPEAKER_00]: Well, last time we read Matthew chapter 15.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Sure, it's fucked in.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, and in that one, the Pharisees got a little irritated with Jesus apparently, because his disciples weren't washing their hands before they ate.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I know, they were like, oh, bro, y'all managed to eat.
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[SPEAKER_00]: But you had heard to me, we could tell your mom, we don't want to wash her hands, because you know, Jesus is disciples to NAFTA.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_00]: So I'm just saying.
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[SPEAKER_01]: And because my mom was like a real stickler, like, I mean, okay, listen, everybody shall always be washing your hands before you burn your hair, but at my mom's house, like, it's a big production like you could have, yeah, yeah.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Your hands could be pristine.
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[SPEAKER_00]: She's still going to wash before.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, and you've got to do it.
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[SPEAKER_00]: So we could throw that on our face.
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[SPEAKER_01]: We feel like Jesus did it.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Jesus is people that are there.
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[SPEAKER_01]: And he said that, you know, forcing people to wash their hands is like nitpicky.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Right.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Right.
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[SPEAKER_00]: And then she just called a woman a dog.
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[SPEAKER_00]: He sure has fucked it.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_00]: And made her big to get healed.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Cause he was like fucking can and I dog.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Great.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Why, why I want to heal your daughter.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I know that was shit.
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[SPEAKER_00]: That was, that was always kind of shitty.
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[SPEAKER_00]: kind of got better because the woman the woman made him understand that dogs are maybe she was allowed to get whatever it doesn't matter it was a bad story it was terrible it was horrendous and I hated it and it still hated and then we had to rerun from the previous episode before that one where Jesus fed more people a lot he did with magic yeah magic door dash that's what we call it right
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[SPEAKER_00]: So that was that was Matthew chapter 15.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yes, it was which which means that today we're reading little Maddie chapter 16.
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[SPEAKER_00]: All right, let's do this.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Okay, don't keep
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[SPEAKER_01]: All right, we are hopping into Little Matty, Chapter 16.
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[SPEAKER_00]: All right.
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[SPEAKER_01]: The Pharisees and Sadducees.
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[SPEAKER_00]: They're mad at Jesus.
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[SPEAKER_01]: They came to Jesus and tested him.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, they're testing.
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[SPEAKER_00]: But he didn't like to be tested.
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[SPEAKER_01]: By asking him to show them a sign from heaven.
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[SPEAKER_00]: And he was like, fuck you.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I bet.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Just stop crying.
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[SPEAKER_01]: It's a sign of the times Jesus ain't doing a shift for him.
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[SPEAKER_01]: No, he ain't singing your size either.
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[SPEAKER_00]: That's my guess.
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[SPEAKER_00]: No, he's definitely not singing that.
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[SPEAKER_01]: No, but right before we started this, I had to watch that video to that song because I had already seen that this one is subtitled the demand for a sign.
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[SPEAKER_01]: And so I was like, oh, husband, I need to hear this song real quick.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Now you know why husband I know why because Harry Styles is the bomb.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I love him so much.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
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[SPEAKER_01]: He's way better than the Bible.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I mean, there's that.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Anyway, Jesus replied in red, so you know it's real.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, for sure.
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[SPEAKER_01]: When evening comes, you say it will be fair weather for the sky is red.
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[SPEAKER_01]: And in the morning, today it will be storming for the sky is red and overcast.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, yeah, I forgot you do know that.
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[SPEAKER_00]: But Hawaii will go to a first rally.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Apparently, Jesus continues to read, you know how to interpret the appearance of the sky, but you cannot interpret the signs of the times.
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[SPEAKER_00]: It's literally, you were reading the actual, you started reading this, and then you were like, I need to see a video.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Actually, I did not see signs of the times.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I just saw the subtitles of the demand sign.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, that's interesting because then I was like, who did the man who does the Harry Styles tie in?
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[SPEAKER_01]: I know, I know.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Well, what's really funny is that I went from the demand for a sign.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, so the sign and I was like, oh, I just saw that new video about dancing where he was giving Richard Simmons in his little short shorts.
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[SPEAKER_01]: He's about to fall out of them shorts.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I was like, hmm, Harry Styles, sign of the times.
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[SPEAKER_01]: That's a good song.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Listen to that.
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[SPEAKER_01]: And now, yeah, we get, um, you can't interpret a sign of the times.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_01]: And Harry Styles, sign of the times.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Anyway, Jesus without Harry Styles, continues.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, thank you.
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[SPEAKER_01]: And adulterous generation looks for a sign, but none will be given it except the sign of Jonah.
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[SPEAKER_01]: What is that so random except the sign of Jonah you know the sign of Jonah A whale in the cloud right like what the what the fuck is that you mean?
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[SPEAKER_01]: I don't even know keys is then left them and went away.
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[SPEAKER_01]: We don't have that That bits over Okay, I need to know what was the sign of Jonah?
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[SPEAKER_00]: Maybe it's a hand in the face, like, speak to the hand, you know?
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[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know.
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[SPEAKER_01]: It's the bullets.
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[SPEAKER_00]: That was really, that's going to definitely need the human being, because what the fuck even just happens?
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[SPEAKER_01]: No, it's true.
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[SPEAKER_01]: When they went across the lake, the disciples forgot to take bread.
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[UNKNOWN]: That was so funny.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I thought maybe they forgot to take Jesus.
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[SPEAKER_00]: You know, he can walk.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, it's sometimes just up on mountain sides.
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[SPEAKER_01]: We don't have to wait for him.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Bro knows how to get there No, they forgot bread again Fucking bread always forget.
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[SPEAKER_00]: We don't need to worry about that shit I know but then they keep but then they keep I want to think for God again You think they forgot the Jesus can make more bread probably he's got he has a bread machine
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[SPEAKER_01]: Be careful Jesus said to them in red be on your guard against the yeast of the Pharisees and Sadducees Don't let that yeast get them there.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, nobody likes yeast.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I don't like yeast You wouldn't I don't you wouldn't want your bread rise in or something.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I'll be on my guard I'm on my guard against yeast.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I do not want to be infected with yeast
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[SPEAKER_01]: I'm just saying, it ain't good.
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[SPEAKER_01]: So they forgot the bread and he's saying, watch out for yeast, of the Pharisees and Sadducees.
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[SPEAKER_00]: But other yeast is okay?
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[SPEAKER_01]: Well, it's obviously he's doing that.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I know.
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[SPEAKER_01]: What's that called?
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[SPEAKER_01]: Similarly, metaphor, metaphor, he's doing a metaphor.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Not really, not really fully following Jesus right now.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I'm not sure.
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[SPEAKER_01]: You're not in the mood for a reason.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I'm never really sure what's going on here.
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[SPEAKER_01]: But our dishwasher is done.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Is that the sign of the times?
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[SPEAKER_01]: What?!
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[SPEAKER_01]: It was perfect timing!
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[SPEAKER_01]: The bullets, the bullets!
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[SPEAKER_01]: Okay, they discussed this amongst themselves and said, it's because we didn't bring any bread.
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[SPEAKER_01]: What the hell are we with this ass?
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[SPEAKER_00]: Making any fucking sense?
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
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[SPEAKER_01]: They're like, we don't get Jesus.
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[SPEAKER_01]: He's talking about yeast.
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[SPEAKER_01]: It must be because we forgot to bring bread.
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[SPEAKER_01]: He couldn't be doing metaphors.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Okay.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Aware of their discussion, Jesus asked, ugh, you have little faith.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Why you talking amongst yourselves about having no bread?
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, I think it's not like you haven't seen Jesus just, you know, materialize it.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Do you still not understand question mark?
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[SPEAKER_01]: Don't you remember the five loads for the 5,000 and how many basketballs you gathered or the seven loads for the 4,000 and how many basketballs you gathered?
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[SPEAKER_01]: He's like, fuck it.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Fuck, y'all.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I'm a little disappointed in them too.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I am, I'm like guys.
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[SPEAKER_01]: But you know what, that says more about the guys that Jesus picked than the guys themselves.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I think it says more about the fact that they didn't ever do these miracles.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Because how could you fucking from kids?
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[SPEAKER_01]: Like remember when I did magic and they're like, no.
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[SPEAKER_01]: He's so gaslighting them right now.
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[SPEAKER_00]: That's what it is.
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[SPEAKER_00]: That's what he's like, I totally did match it.
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[SPEAKER_01]: And there was a week, I was there that night.
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[SPEAKER_01]: You literally didn't, and he's like, no, I did.
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[SPEAKER_01]: But I did though.
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[SPEAKER_01]: How is it, he asked, you don't understand that I was not talking to you, fucks about bread, but be on your guard against the yeast of the Pharisees and sadacies.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Good.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Maybe you stop using bread.
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[SPEAKER_00]: reference what is you just talk straight just say what you mean what if you just use words that would be fantastic what if your message is just straight instead of crooked yeah follow the straight path goes to the narrow gate and don't stop metaphors imagine why gate metaphors in the the the the wavy street and shit and don't be calling the canaanite dogs you ask whole yes especially if they like you racist son of a bitch shouldn't you shouldn't do that that's not cool
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[SPEAKER_01]: Then they understood that he was not telling them the guard against the yeast used in bread, but against the teaching of the Pharisees and Sadducees.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I'm really glad that we had the narrator, Matthew, break us, break us down for us.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Look at what because yeast makes things grow, and if you let them infect you, with their yeast, then it'll just grow.
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[SPEAKER_01]: the littlest be able in fact a whole load.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_01]: And Matthews here to explain that to us.
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[SPEAKER_01]: What Jesus meant.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Sure.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_00]: But not even Matthew.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Somebody.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Somebody.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Somebody.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Matthews.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Somebody.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Somebody.
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[SPEAKER_01]: All right.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Anyway, moving on.
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[SPEAKER_01]: When Jesus came to the region of
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[SPEAKER_01]: Saisaraya, philipi.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Sure.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Philipi.
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[SPEAKER_00]: That guy.
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[SPEAKER_01]: That's a rea philipi.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Is it a town?
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[SPEAKER_01]: It's a region of this region.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_01]: The region of the thing.
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[SPEAKER_01]: He asked his disciples in red, who do people say the son of man is?
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[SPEAKER_00]: I don't know.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Who do they say this?
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[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Are you ready?
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[SPEAKER_00]: I'm ready.
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[SPEAKER_01]: They replied, some sage are on the Baptist, others say Elijah, still others Jeremiah are one of the prophets, six, seven, six, seven.
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[SPEAKER_00]: but not a one of them said him right where we're right okay you didn't like my six seven I don't think anybody like six seven references I thought putting that I thought that was a perfect slot in right there unfortunately I think six seven has passed and like it'll never be funny there is no there is no perfect no that was great that was great
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[SPEAKER_01]: The thing that I, okay, off topic, the thing that really pisses me off about six, seven is that it literally was a phrase like I'm all at sixes and sevens meant like I'm I'm all be fuddled I'm all like
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[SPEAKER_01]: you know, confused and confounded.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Like, it was already a phrase.
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[SPEAKER_01]: And apparently like, I'm the only one in the world that's ever heard of that because I've never heard another person be like, you know, that's already a phrase.
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[SPEAKER_00]: That is correct.
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[SPEAKER_00]: People do be in sixes and seven.
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[SPEAKER_00]: People like person in the world.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I mean, I've never heard anybody else say it.
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[SPEAKER_01]: And it pisses me off because I'm like, no, that was a phrase.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Old people used to say that.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Okay.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I mean, I'm 50, so I am old, but I'm talking about older old people.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I didn't use to say it.
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[SPEAKER_01]: People that were old when I was not old used to say it.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I mean, my grandpa used to say good night when he was mad.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Was one of those things, right?
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[SPEAKER_00]: Nobody knows that one.
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[SPEAKER_01]: So no, that's not true because when I was in my 20s, one of my boyfriend at the time, his nephew used to say, good night.
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[SPEAKER_01]: But he said it's so often that we were like, you need to stop right now, that's annoying us.
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[SPEAKER_01]: But you know, like when an 11 year old finds something that he's like, I love this phrase.
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[SPEAKER_01]: So fucking annoying like you just want to pop in 11-year-old.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Like you need to stop But we don't we don't pop 11-year-old.
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[SPEAKER_01]: No don't pop 11-year-olds.
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[SPEAKER_01]: It was metaphorical popping All right in red he says but what about you he asked who do you say I am?
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[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, he's way.
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[SPEAKER_00]: He's pushing him to be like, no, I'm the guy.
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[SPEAKER_01]: He's like, but y'all, y'all like me best, though, right?
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[SPEAKER_00]: You know, these are the areas people.
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[SPEAKER_00]: And then they supposedly witness him doing miracles and all this shit and all these things, right?
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[SPEAKER_01]: They're like, John the bad.
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[SPEAKER_01]: It's not like anybody but you, man.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, yeah.
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[SPEAKER_00]: It's not you.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Jeremiah, you know, the prophet.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Ray, he's definitely not you.
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[SPEAKER_01]: And Jesus is like,
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[SPEAKER_01]: What do you think what do you think I am Simon Peter Simon called Peter.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, yeah, so Peter Peter Pumpkin Eater or PPP with Stinky O'Fee right who was the rock that sunk.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, he answered You're the Messiah the son of the living God
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[SPEAKER_01]: That sounds legit.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Okay.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Jesus replied in red, "'Blessed are you, Simon, Son of Jonah.'
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[SPEAKER_01]: "'For this was not revealed to you by flesh and blood, "'but by my father and heaven.'
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[SPEAKER_01]: "'And I tell you that you are Peter.'
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[SPEAKER_01]: "'And on this rock, I will build my church "'and the gates of Hades will not overcome it, boom.'
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[SPEAKER_00]: So he's just because that right now is when his disciples, his apostles, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his
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[SPEAKER_00]: He's acknowledging he is the son of God here, which I had read something else somewhere else by a scholar actually, that kind of...
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[SPEAKER_00]: Flint to this not be in the case.
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[SPEAKER_01]: So I'm going to never acknowledge that.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Ready?
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[SPEAKER_01]: No, he's a technology.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Very curious about that.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Actually.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, but he goes on.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I will give you the keys of the kingdom of heaven.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Whatever you bind on earth will be bound in heaven.
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[SPEAKER_01]: And whatever you lose on earth will be loose in heaven.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I'll be loose in your teeth.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Then he ordered his disciples not to tell anyone that he was the Messiah.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, yeah, we wouldn't want that.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, we're still going to help that on this up.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I'm just a common magic man.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I'd just be out here to do a miracles that nobody can seem to remember.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Great, not even my people.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Unimpressive miracles.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Right.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Okay, but I got to say it felt like he was kind of fishing for that he was you know, he's like, do you guys like me though, and if you're if you're in a cold and your leaders like guys
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[SPEAKER_01]: All right, from that time on, Jesus began to explain to his disciples that he must go to Jerusalem and suffer many things at the hands of the elders, the chief priests, and the teachers of the law.
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[SPEAKER_01]: And that he must be killed and on the third day he be raised to life.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Hold on.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Hold on.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Okay.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Okay.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Okay.
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[SPEAKER_00]: What?
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[SPEAKER_00]: What?
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[SPEAKER_00]: This is bullshit.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Right now in this chapter he is not once equated to son of man
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[SPEAKER_00]: the Messiah, him being Jesus to anything other than just teaching, but he's, he was teaching not necessarily referring to the Son of Man as him and in this moment where we get this backward prophecy about he's going to die in Jerusalem and then that there's terrible thing, like we're getting, we're getting a prophecy, right?
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[SPEAKER_00]: We're getting a prophecy of things future to come.
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[SPEAKER_00]: From a book that was written 40 years after his death or whatever.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yes.
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[SPEAKER_00]: This was injected later.
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[SPEAKER_00]: No shit.
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[SPEAKER_00]: No, I know, but it really pisses me up because I'm like, it's this whole chapter sounds different from what it sounded like prior to this.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Just a previous chapter, even.
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[SPEAKER_00]: So it's like, they're like, okay, we got some good material up through here, but now we need to make a change.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Okay, now we're going with prophecy shit.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Now we need to make him the Messiah, Son of God, and go, make it happen.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
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[SPEAKER_01]: So I'm sorry.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_01]: No, I do.
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[SPEAKER_00]: This is making me angry.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I could tell.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
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[SPEAKER_01]: So Peter took on the side and began to review them.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Jesus is like, no, I mean, Peter's like, Jesus, no, no, never Lord, he said, this shall never happen to you.
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[SPEAKER_01]: You're not gonna die.
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[SPEAKER_01]: You're not gonna go there and die and then come back to life.
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[SPEAKER_01]: That's not gonna happen.
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[SPEAKER_00]: You took my side to review, come about him dying.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, stop, stop saying that.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Okay.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Stop, that's ugly.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Don't talk about it.
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[SPEAKER_00]: If you just found out your boss was like, the son of God, would you yell at him?
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[SPEAKER_00]: I don't know that I'd use the word review.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I might suggest softly right.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Um, anyway, Jesus turned and said to Peter, get behind me Satan.
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[SPEAKER_01]: You're a stumbling block to me You do not have in mind the concerns of God, but merely human concerns.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Mm-hmm.
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[SPEAKER_00]: What the fuck?
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, this is getting, this is getting right.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Why did Jesus call Peter Satan?
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[SPEAKER_00]: I don't know.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Why is he like yelling at him?
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[SPEAKER_00]: Well, because he told him not to eat that he's that he shouldn't die, I guess.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I don't know.
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[SPEAKER_01]: This show never happened to you because Peter's like, no, no way.
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[SPEAKER_01]: You're not gonna die?
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[SPEAKER_01]: No.
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[SPEAKER_01]: And then Jesus is like, get by me Satan.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Like what?
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[SPEAKER_00]: Well he who fucking knows you're stumbling blocking fucking right.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, so obviously because he said the he tried to he's trying to dissuade him from the correct path Then Satan must have entered and and Peter Simon call Peter
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[SPEAKER_01]: And could you imagine being Peter and you're like, bro, I'm just telling you not to be so negative.
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[SPEAKER_01]: And wait, you're saying you're going to die in shit.
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[SPEAKER_01]: And now you're calling me Satan.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Like, I don't know, my hurts with Peter on this one.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Wait, why?
17:54
[SPEAKER_01]: Why?
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[SPEAKER_00]: This escalated quickly.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I'm not, I'm not Satan.
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[SPEAKER_01]: What are you talking about?
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[SPEAKER_01]: Okay, then Jesus said to his disciples whoever wants to be my disciple must deny themselves and take up their cross and follow me Which don't forget by crossing means burden.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, right forever wants to save their life will lose it But whoever loses their life for me will find it
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[SPEAKER_01]: It's fine to die for me.
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[SPEAKER_01]: It's fine, you'll be fine.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Definitely a fucking cold.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, you'll be fine.
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[SPEAKER_01]: There's a total afterlife and you're gonna get prizes.
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[SPEAKER_01]: It's fine, dying is fine, I love dying.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I get to come back to life.
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[SPEAKER_01]: You, you'll have an afterlife.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I get to come back to life.
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[SPEAKER_01]: This is fine.
18:36
[SPEAKER_00]: Jesus is sounding so nice to me right now.
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[SPEAKER_01]: No, I don't like this Jesus.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Jesus, you should want to die for me.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_00]: And if you want to save yourself and live, then you're an asshole.
18:46
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, fuck an asshole.
18:47
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, and I'm like, no.
18:52
[SPEAKER_01]: I just want to make some chips and salsa right now.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Also, do you just announce that you're the fucking Messiah?
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[SPEAKER_01]: Also, you call me Satan to be fair.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Right.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Like, there's a lot of shit that went down in this little, you know, 20 minute period here.
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[SPEAKER_01]: The last two minutes have been really, really weird for me.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I need some time to process here.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I need it.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Can I just go outside for a minute?
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[SPEAKER_00]: I need it.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Can I just, I need to sit on the mountain side.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I gotta go call my mom.
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[SPEAKER_01]: What good Jesus continues about what good will it be for someone to gain the whole world yet forfeit their soul Who we talking about souls now?
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[SPEAKER_01]: Where's your soul going when you're dead?
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[SPEAKER_01]: Okay, or what can anyone give an exchange for their soul?
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[SPEAKER_01]: Who now you can sell your soul?
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[SPEAKER_00]: You can't If you get a kiss soul, you can sell your soul.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Oh Anytime you want to everybody there's lots of people selling their souls, you know, probably tomorrow and the next day.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Okay
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[SPEAKER_00]: There's those souls being sold every day.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Hmm, I didn't know that was the name of the car.
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[SPEAKER_00]: It is.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I love it.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I want just so I can sell it.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I too want to buy a KES old, just so I can sell my soul.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, yeah.
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[SPEAKER_00]: And I'd like to sell it to someone in Hell, Michigan.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Oh my god, I sold my soul in Hell.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, that'd be so epic.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, I'll do it for the bit too.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, I'm in.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Let's do that.
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[SPEAKER_01]: That's my life goal now.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
20:16
[SPEAKER_01]: My life goal.
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[SPEAKER_00]: So a soul in Hell, Michigan?
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[SPEAKER_01]: Listen, listen, Jesus is still talking.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Okay, but let's bring this home almost done.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, but the son of man is going to come in his father's glory with his angels.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, he is and then he will reward each person according to what they have done.
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[SPEAKER_00]: So Jesus because he just said that he was that guy apparently he's going to come in his father's glory with his angels.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Okay.
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[SPEAKER_01]: and then he'll reward each person according to what they've done.
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[SPEAKER_01]: So yeah, you're totally gonna get an afterlife and prizes.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I guess.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_00]: It's been an earthly prizes whole time.
20:55
[SPEAKER_01]: But now he's like, no, it's this is great.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Give up your earthly prizes, die for me.
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[SPEAKER_01]: And your soul is gonna get presents.
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[SPEAKER_01]: It's gonna be so great.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Dying for me is awesome.
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[SPEAKER_00]: It's just, this is like a total change of message.
21:09
[SPEAKER_00]: This is like a whole other fucking book or reading right now.
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[SPEAKER_01]: This chapter is terrifying, honestly.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I'm like, I don't like cool-aid that much.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I out.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I'm gonna bounce.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Actually, it wasn't cool-aid.
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[SPEAKER_00]: It was power-aid.
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[SPEAKER_01]: It was.
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[SPEAKER_01]: It was.
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[SPEAKER_00]: It was a flavor.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I don't know.
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[SPEAKER_00]: It was a red.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I have no idea.
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[SPEAKER_00]: But that was, happens gate.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Whatever.
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[SPEAKER_00]: It wasn't cool-aid.
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[SPEAKER_01]: That's so interesting to know why.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Why did it?
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[SPEAKER_01]: Why did it get turned into cool me because ping pong.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, because all three are because all tissues are okay.
21:44
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Right.
21:45
[SPEAKER_01]: That's so interesting to me.
21:47
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
21:48
[SPEAKER_01]: All right.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Then he says after you get presents for dying for me, truly I tell you some who are standing here will not taste death or cool aid before they see the
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[SPEAKER_01]: the end.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Okay, so I don't like this chapter.
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[SPEAKER_01]: No, this was prophecy stuck into the max.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, after I was.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, this isn't prophecy stuff.
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[SPEAKER_00]: And this is prophecy creation.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
22:16
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_01]: That's what I mean.
22:17
[SPEAKER_00]: And they're they're back filling a prophecy into the book that is.
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[SPEAKER_00]: hypothetically happening in the moment because it's an account of things happened.
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[SPEAKER_00]: But it's so obvious that this chapter is so it's like so out of place.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, this is a bad chapter and they did not clearly read the previous chapters to make it fit better.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Right.
22:38
[SPEAKER_00]: It's written completely differently and they've made changes to the way wording happens to certain things in order to make this more legitimate or something.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know, it's really weird too because Jesus is an awful lot that doesn't match what he had been saying like he he's very like I don't know the whole get behind me Satan and yelling at Peter and like he's sons of bitches right.
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[SPEAKER_01]: That feels very weird and he's like, and then we're going to go to heaven and you're going to die and it's going to be after like he's saying a lot of things that are just like and then then in the next sentence the next sentence and that's not how he had been talking.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Right.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, I'm I'm not a fan of this chapter.
23:25
[SPEAKER_01]: It's like it's like up until now.
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[SPEAKER_01]: He had been smoking weed and then somebody gave him heroin and he is he is on a rip on this one.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I will say this.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I feel like this is going to be a really important chapter for Christians.
23:37
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, I'm sure because there's so many things that like this is this is where Jesus proclaims these Jesus, right?
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[SPEAKER_00]: And all the Jesus he thinks began and
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[SPEAKER_00]: whatever.
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[SPEAKER_00]: And then it ended and it was he's going to build his church on on the rock and Paul's going to be the Peter is a rock.
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[SPEAKER_00]: There's another prophecy that is to come right there.
23:58
[SPEAKER_00]: They're just filling their creating prophecies that they're going to later fulfill in this book that was written after his death.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Um, like that's what I, that's what I'm hating right now.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I hate it so much.
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[SPEAKER_00]: You guys aren't just taking old prophecies and stuffing them into the book.
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[SPEAKER_00]: You're creating new prophecies and stuffing them into the book now.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Right.
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[SPEAKER_00]: It's really gross.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Not cool, man.
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[SPEAKER_01]: And also, um, they're still supposed to be Jews at this point.
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[SPEAKER_01]: And this is, but this is not Judaism.
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[SPEAKER_01]: They,
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[SPEAKER_01]: To me, they are seriously not following y'all ways law here.
24:35
[SPEAKER_00]: Well, they've made every point not to, like we are going to on purpose, break y'all ways laws and we're going to laugh in the face of all those who think that they're necessary.
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[SPEAKER_01]: And we're going to continue hating people who follow y'all way.
24:58
[SPEAKER_01]: Like this literally is the beginning of, and this is why we hate Jews.
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[SPEAKER_01]: And I hate that.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I don't love that at all.
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[SPEAKER_01]: This is terrible.
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[SPEAKER_01]: This is awful.
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[SPEAKER_01]: This is the creation of a racism that we are reading in real time.
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[SPEAKER_01]: And I don't want this.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Right.
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[SPEAKER_01]: It's making me very uncomfortable.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I'm like, don't make me defend Judaism y'all.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Right.
25:25
[SPEAKER_01]: Stop it.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Why?
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[SPEAKER_00]: It's, yeah.
25:29
[SPEAKER_01]: Don't make me defend y'all way is what I mean to say.
25:31
[SPEAKER_00]: Sure.
25:31
[SPEAKER_01]: Like, I don't want to be on that team.
25:35
[SPEAKER_01]: And you're making me, you're making me side with the stupid is realites who are always getting it wrong, but at least they had some kind of understanding of what.
25:45
[SPEAKER_01]: y'all expected of them even if they were doing it wrong, but you're like, math fuck y'all way, we gonna do something different.
25:51
[SPEAKER_00]: No, I mean honestly, I can see like we've got all these like fringe, crazy ass like um preachers on TikTok and YouTube and
26:01
[SPEAKER_00]: everywhere else that there's videos, right?
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[SPEAKER_00]: And they are just spouting off about the end of the world.
26:06
[SPEAKER_00]: They're spouting off about how trans people are terrible and how like they're trying to form platforms from these terrible fucking messages.
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[SPEAKER_00]: And
26:17
[SPEAKER_00]: They're succeeding in in many ways, right?
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[SPEAKER_00]: Like there.
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[SPEAKER_00]: And I feel like what Jesus is doing is sort of similar.
26:26
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Jesus laid the groundwork for all the nasty questions today.
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[SPEAKER_01]: And I don't appreciate it.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Right.
26:33
[SPEAKER_00]: Well, I don't know that Jesus did, but whoever wrote this did.
26:36
[SPEAKER_01]: Well, Jesus gets the credit for it.
26:39
[SPEAKER_00]: For sure.
26:39
[SPEAKER_01]: Whether he did it or not, he gets the credit for it.
26:42
[SPEAKER_01]: I lay it at his feet.
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[SPEAKER_00]: He shouldn't allow them to put it in the right
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[SPEAKER_00]: All right, so that was Matthew chapters 16.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Sure, fuck was and we will be back next time with a view and a And I don't know if it's on Saturday, but it will cover chapters 14 15 and 16.
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[SPEAKER_01]: It's for sure
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[SPEAKER_00]: okay okay so we don't it's not gonna be a two-quarter I'm almost positive it'll be a one-quarter almost positive I'm almost positive I wouldn't swear to Jesus or nothing I wouldn't swear to Jesus anyway all right I'm at no we'll see you next time