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Funeral Laughter, Ice Cream Stories, Cheating Cities, Way It Used 2 B and more. · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Today show is pre recorded.
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  Speaker 2: Y'all know what time y'all don't know y'all.
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  Speaker 3: At all at all, So.
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  Speaker 4: Don't given a.
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  Speaker 5: The Milicon bus buss.
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  Speaker 6: Steve listening to.
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  Speaker 3: Show to.
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  Speaker 4: Joy.
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  Speaker 3: Yah, Yeah, Joy, you gotta you.
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  Speaker 4: Know you love you.
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  Speaker 3: Gonna turn.
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  Speaker 1: You got to turn the mouth the turn you probably
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  Speaker 1: got to turn mouth.
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  Speaker 3: Turn out the word of the mono. Look, come.
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  Speaker 6: Come on, you'll think, uh huh, I sure will. Good
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  Speaker 6: morning everybody, y'all listen to the voice. Come on, dig
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  Speaker 6: me now, one and only Steve Harvey got a radio show.
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  Speaker 6: Man o man o man grateful for it comes through
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  Speaker 6: a huge amount of responsibility. I didn't really know I
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  Speaker 6: was gonna have to be this responsible. You know, Can
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  Speaker 6: I share something with y'all? I started out to Finally
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  Speaker 6: I had gotten on track and was able to see
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  Speaker 6: a way to even pursue my dream. It has been
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  Speaker 6: a long, a long trip that I've been on, and
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  Speaker 6: I've gone through so many phases of it. It is
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  Speaker 6: rewarding along the way to accomplish your dreams. What I'm
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  Speaker 6: saying is this, let me let me put it together,
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  Speaker 6: because I got so much running through my head right now.
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  Speaker 6: You know, it's one thing to accomplish your dreams, but
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  Speaker 6: there's joy in the process of achieving it. See, some
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  Speaker 6: people are so caught up in the goal, the final goal,
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  Speaker 6: that they find no joy, no enjoyment in the process.
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  Speaker 6: If you have found what it is you want to
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  Speaker 6: do and you strike out on that journey, please understand
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  Speaker 6: you are far more blessed than the average person.
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  Speaker 2: To know what it is you really want to do.
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  Speaker 6: To find your work in life, your purpose, to find
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  Speaker 6: out what direction you want to go in is such
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  Speaker 6: a blessing. The average person, if you sit down and
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  Speaker 6: talk to them, oftentimes don't have their life on track.
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  Speaker 6: And it'd be some people that you looking at you
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  Speaker 6: think God it going on because of their appearance, their swagger.
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  Speaker 2: Oh they walk like it, they talk like it, they
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  Speaker 2: look like it.
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  Speaker 6: But if you sit down and talk to the average person,
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  Speaker 6: the average parson man does not know what their purpose is,
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  Speaker 6: has not discovered what they want to do, and have
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  Speaker 6: no idea how to get there. If you are on
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  Speaker 6: the other side of that, if you understand your purpose,
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  Speaker 6: if you have an idea of what you want to be,
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  Speaker 6: and you are on your way there, you are truly
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  Speaker 6: blessed and in that blessing. You must recognize it as
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  Speaker 6: a blessing. You must recognize the fact that you are
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  Speaker 6: on the right side, and that there should be a
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  Speaker 6: sense of accomplishment and a feeling of pride in you
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  Speaker 6: that you are on track to accomplish your goal. See
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  Speaker 6: what used to happen was sometimes I used to keep
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  Speaker 6: my nose so on the grindstone that I wouldn't.
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  Speaker 2: Even look up and realize.
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  Speaker 6: Man, hey, man, I know you're trying to get here,
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  Speaker 6: but Steve, hold on, man, can't you see what you've
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  Speaker 6: done so far? Can't you find just some joy in
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  Speaker 6: the process. See, a lot of us lose the joy
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  Speaker 6: of a blessings God has given us because we looking
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  Speaker 6: at the end talking about I ain't there yet?
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  Speaker 2: You on your way.
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  Speaker 6: I'm gonna give you an example. I had a friend
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  Speaker 6: who told me that they wanted to be a millionaire.
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  Speaker 6: And they asked me some questions and I told them,
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  Speaker 6: so they started the process, And I am telling you,
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  Speaker 6: this dude works extremely hard. So about a year later
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  Speaker 6: we were talking. He had found this business, he had
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  Speaker 6: set his goal, and he was working towards it. Then
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  Speaker 6: about two years later I ran up into him again.
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  Speaker 6: We were talking about it and everything. He said, Man,
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  Speaker 6: really really appreciate the advice. He said, Man, but this
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  Speaker 6: is all jacked up, man, because I still ain't made
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  Speaker 6: that million I was talking about. I said, well, hey, man,
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  Speaker 6: just keep at its coming. He said, Man, keep at it.
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  Speaker 2: Man.
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  Speaker 6: You know how long I've been doing this? Been two
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  Speaker 6: years now. And I didn't say that to him, but
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  Speaker 6: I said to myself, yeah, two years. He said, Man,
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  Speaker 6: I've been grinding so long. Man, Its just it ain't
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  Speaker 6: happening for me. I said, wait a minute, man, holld on,
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  Speaker 6: hold on. I said, about how much you making.
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  Speaker 2: Right now a year?
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  Speaker 6: Man?
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  Speaker 2: About two hundred and fifty thousand.
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  Speaker 6: I quit breathing. I said, well, my man, two years
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  Speaker 6: ago you didn't have a clue. Two years later, you
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  Speaker 6: making a quarter of a million dollars. I said, man,
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  Speaker 6: do you understand how blessed you are? I said, ma'am,
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  Speaker 6: your family was about to get put out. Two years
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  Speaker 6: ago you done bought a house. Yeah, man, but this
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  Speaker 6: ain't the house. I really won't. Oh, oh, partner, whoa
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  Speaker 6: I got that? I got that the house you really
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  Speaker 6: won't make Mike car fired eight million. I don't know,
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  Speaker 6: but man, y'all got house, you making a payment, you
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  Speaker 6: drive it. You ain't out no more. I said, old man,
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  Speaker 6: you got to stop. I said, you got to stop.
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  Speaker 6: I said, man, because right now, man, you you coming across.
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  Speaker 6: That's real ungrateful to me. And so he said, man,
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  Speaker 6: why are you tripping like that?
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  Speaker 7: Man?
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  Speaker 6: Man, you act like don't nobody want to have nothing
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  Speaker 6: but you? I said, whoa man, where are you going
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  Speaker 6: with this conversation? I said, Oh, I didn't come to you.
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  Speaker 6: I just came to you and asked you how you doing.
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  Speaker 6: And I'm trying to point out to you that the
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  Speaker 6: journey that you started on, that you are on your way,
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  Speaker 6: and you are in the process of accomplishing your goals.
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  Speaker 6: And can you not feel some joy and some pleasure
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  Speaker 6: in your accomplishment. Quit tripping on the fact that you
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  Speaker 6: ain't made a million yet.
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  Speaker 2: You on your way.
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  Speaker 6: You done went from he dog. This dude was making
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  Speaker 6: fifteen thousand dollars a year. You making quarter of a
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  Speaker 6: million dollars in two years? Man, come on, man, can't
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  Speaker 6: you see can't you see? So he said, eventually, ah, man,
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  Speaker 6: I kind of see what you saying. But that ain't
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  Speaker 6: about nothing to me because I ran up into him
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  Speaker 6: a year and a half later. How you doing, man, Man,
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  Speaker 6: I sure wish i'd appreciated my life when I had
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  Speaker 6: it like that, I said, what you mean, had it
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  Speaker 6: like that?
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  Speaker 2: Man?
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  Speaker 6: Just fell on some hard times? Man, right back where
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  Speaker 6: I was. And then we talked. I said, hey, man,
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  Speaker 6: don't worry about it. I said, Once you know how
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  Speaker 6: to accomplish something, I said, you just reapply the same
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  Speaker 6: principles and start on over again. Man, you know how
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  Speaker 6: hard it is or be to start over? Okay, my man,
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  Speaker 6: Hold up, pardoner, you've been do yourself like this again. First,
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  Speaker 6: you wasn't grateful for what you had. Now you're looking
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  Speaker 6: at the fact that you might have to start over,
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  Speaker 6: and you know how hard it is to start over.
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  Speaker 6: Maybe God said, okay, you ain't happy with this, Okay,
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  Speaker 6: didn't handle it your way? You obviously ain't happy with
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  Speaker 6: the way I'm bringing it into your life. You want
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  Speaker 6: to handle it your way? Go ahead and handle it.
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  Speaker 2: Because he will let you have it your way.
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  Speaker 6: Can I tell you that he will let you do
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  Speaker 6: it exactly the way you want to it because he
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  Speaker 6: gives us all the power choice. So then maybe he said, okay,
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  Speaker 6: you don't appreciate the way I'm doing it, like the
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  Speaker 6: favor I'm showing you. You think it's taken too long,
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  Speaker 6: I'm gonna let you do it your way. I'm not
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  Speaker 6: gonna turn my back on you. I'm just gonna let
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  Speaker 6: you do it your way.
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  Speaker 2: Just just say.
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  Speaker 6: Maybe he said that, and now he right back where
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  Speaker 6: it was. So what I tried to get the young
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  Speaker 6: cat to understand was, man, appreciate your life for what
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  Speaker 6: it is. Because, like lif Jenny's got that song that
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  Speaker 6: he got out off this album. Still, I still believe
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  Speaker 6: it could have been worse. And now that it is worse.
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  Speaker 6: What's on your mind now, folks, If you are on
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  Speaker 6: that side of life where you have figured out what
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  Speaker 6: you want to do, you know how you're gonna get that,
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  Speaker 6: and you know your purpose. You're accomplishing what the majority
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  Speaker 6: of people never ever do. So be grateful for your process.
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  Speaker 6: Don't tumble yourself, don't throw yourself off the cliff. It's
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  Speaker 6: gonna be all right. Success takes a.
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  Speaker 2: Measure of time. It is not easy. If success were easy,
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  Speaker 2: everybody would be successful.
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  Speaker 1: You're listening.
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  Speaker 6: Morning, ladies and gentlemen. We are here today gathered for
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  Speaker 6: the radio show.
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  Speaker 3: This is not a game.
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  Speaker 6: This is a contest. Anybody can win it. You can
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  Speaker 6: get your own blue ribbon. Step right up, one, all
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  Speaker 6: for one, All Ye who come? You are blue ribbon candidates.
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  Speaker 6: Welcome to the Steve Harvey Contest. What do you want
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  Speaker 6: a blue ribbon in?
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  Speaker 2: Today?
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  Speaker 6: That's the question, Shirley, what do you think you could
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  Speaker 6: qualify to.
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  Speaker 1: Get a blue ribbon in just the way I do
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  Speaker 1: the show, the way I run the show?
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  Speaker 2: Call it? What do you think you could get a
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  Speaker 2: blue ribbon in the way I direct the show?
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  Speaker 6: Now let's begin the ignorance, Junior, what do you think
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  Speaker 6: you could get a blue ribbon?
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  Speaker 1: I could get a blue ribbon in animal sounds?
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  Speaker 2: See yah, Jay? What do you think you could get
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  Speaker 2: a blue ribbon.
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  Speaker 8: In ignis from nowhere? When you don't think it's coming
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  Speaker 8: straight ignorant.
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  Speaker 2: Out of nowhere?
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  Speaker 6: Nephew, Tommy, share with us what you could get a
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  Speaker 6: blue ribbon in that you have probably already had.
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  Speaker 9: Thousands the seriousness of stupidity. I bring it to a
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  Speaker 9: whole other level.
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  Speaker 10: I just have to say one thing, seriously, Junior, I
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  Speaker 10: take offense with what you did, because on the show
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  Speaker 10: I do animal noises I do.
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  Speaker 2: You can't change your hands.
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  Speaker 10: You don't do, you don't do, but want he doesn't
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  Speaker 10: do animal noises, animal noises on the show.
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  Speaker 2: No, okay, stop stop stop stop stop. Sureley do a kangaroo?
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  Speaker 2: What happened to this?
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  Speaker 11: Can?
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  Speaker 2: Okay, Shirley do a gorilla?
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  Speaker 12: Okay, Okay, okay, okay, Shirley not do a chim panzine.
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  Speaker 2: She's good at that, man, She's really good. That was Caesar.
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  Speaker 1: Now now who was that one? Who was that Shelley?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, that was Shirley man, that was that was her
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  Speaker 6: best one. Watched her kill this one. Do a dog, Shirley. Okay,
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  Speaker 6: Shirley do a sheep? Okay, Shelley, Shelley chary.
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  Speaker 10: A p.
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  Speaker 2: Orc is just high a spell. It don't sound like.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know, like I didn't.
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  Speaker 2: You just pronounced the word. We'll be back.
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  Speaker 6: Sureley sounds after this all morning the talent and we
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  Speaker 6: didn't even know she did animal sounds.
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  Speaker 2: Go to the jumble when we come back.
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  Speaker 1: You're listening.
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  Speaker 5: Morning show.
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  Speaker 10: It's time now to start your morning off with the nephews.
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  Speaker 10: He runs that prank back, nephew, what do you have
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  Speaker 10: for us this morning?
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  Speaker 2: Deep into the classic archive.
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  Speaker 6: All right, this right here is this home run here
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  Speaker 6: to this the park, this Barry Bonds right here.
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  Speaker 2: This is Raymond in the closet.
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  Speaker 6: This is the greatest prank all time. This is Steve
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  Speaker 6: Harvey's number one rank. Raymond in that damn claw.
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  Speaker 2: Let's go, cat dog.
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  Speaker 4: Hello, Hello, hey, who can you hear me? You're badly
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  Speaker 4: w this Raymond? Now speak up. I can't hear you.
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  Speaker 11: Who this is?
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  Speaker 13: Raymond?
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  Speaker 4: Now speak up? I can't hear you.
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  Speaker 2: Who is this Raymond?
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  Speaker 13: Raymond?
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  Speaker 2: Raymond for Ronde is my sister brother?
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  Speaker 4: Yes, what's up? What's up?
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  Speaker 2: Man?
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  Speaker 4: What's up?
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  Speaker 13: Somebody be broken the house? They in the house right now.
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  Speaker 4: I'm in the holoor hold on, hold on, man, damn,
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  Speaker 4: I badly can hear what you're saying.
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  Speaker 13: Somebody that what somebody be broken the house?
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  Speaker 4: Why they are you whispering?
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  Speaker 13: Because they in the house right now.
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  Speaker 4: I'm wit minute, wait a minut. You saying somebody that
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  Speaker 4: broken the house and they steal in there.
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  Speaker 13: Somebody I'm broke in the house.
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  Speaker 3: I'm in the house.
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  Speaker 4: Now, hold on, wait a minute. You saying somebody that
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  Speaker 4: broke it to your damn house and they still in there. Yes,
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  Speaker 4: what are you doing? Seeing nothing there? Why you ain't
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  Speaker 4: count the police.
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  Speaker 13: I'm in the closet. I'm in the closet and I'm
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  Speaker 13: trying to get somebody.
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  Speaker 4: To hold on, hold on, don't I don't know what
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  Speaker 4: to do. Now you're saying, somebody in the house, in
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  Speaker 4: your damn house right now?
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  Speaker 2: All the stuff?
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  Speaker 4: Okay, where you live at? Where you live at I'm
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  Speaker 4: on thirty sixth Street because I'm at thirty two and
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  Speaker 4: a half.
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  Speaker 2: You know what?
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  Speaker 4: Hold on after the call it? Lord?
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  Speaker 6: No?
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  Speaker 11: Wait wait, wait.
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  Speaker 4: Wait wait man, you know what what Wait a minute,
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  Speaker 4: don't go to please you send your to the hose,
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  Speaker 4: somebody to know to kill you? And you talking about
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  Speaker 4: you don't want the morest it.
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  Speaker 13: We shot some illegal stuff in the house.
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  Speaker 4: Don't call nobody them in a wait. Wait now you
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  Speaker 4: saying hold on, You saying don't call the damn law.
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  Speaker 11: You have.
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  Speaker 13: Got it it liquor the house.
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  Speaker 10: Do it?
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  Speaker 6: Man?
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  Speaker 2: What you go? Man?
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  Speaker 11: You know what?
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  Speaker 4: This is bad?
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  Speaker 6: Don you know what?
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  Speaker 4: You'll see your something there. That's probably why they're in
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  Speaker 4: the house. Now you just set your stup in the house.
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  Speaker 4: Gots who in there and there that's I guarantee you
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  Speaker 4: that what you what you got in there? You know what, man,
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  Speaker 4: let me tell you something. I'm gonna tell you the
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  Speaker 4: best thing to do, even though the people in your
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  Speaker 4: house right now you need to jump and let me
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  Speaker 4: call it. Man, you need to let me call the
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  Speaker 4: damn law, because I'm gona tell you right now, my dad,
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  Speaker 4: I'm gonna do that. I'm gonna put you know what, man,
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  Speaker 4: I'm gonna you will stay down now. I'm gonna tell
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  Speaker 4: you that I get called the law. I'm gonna call
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  Speaker 4: hold on, I get my wife to call right now.
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  Speaker 2: Don't call him. Please, don't call him because there's too
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  Speaker 2: much illiquis done done.
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  Speaker 6: Man.
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  Speaker 4: But I'm gonna tell you something honestly. I can't do it,
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  Speaker 4: think cause I ain't for to go down now. Now
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  Speaker 4: I'm gonna tell you something I could just foods and
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  Speaker 4: the pretend to know even call the damn last. You
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  Speaker 4: know what, man, looking here, Doc, I want to be
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  Speaker 4: honest with you. I'm going I ain't gonna go down there.
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  Speaker 4: I'm gonna tell you right down now, you know what.
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  Speaker 4: The first thing I'm gonna tell you now now, I
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  Speaker 4: ain't gonna take my down there. First of all. They
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  Speaker 4: may be tapping my damn line and I ain't got
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  Speaker 4: to do with this. You're gonna get I could call
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  Speaker 4: him now one one they just look for and call him.
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  Speaker 4: But you know what, You're finna get your kid down
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  Speaker 4: now and they don't know who you are.
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  Speaker 2: You know what.
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  Speaker 4: I ain't gonna stay on the phone so they can
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  Speaker 4: find out. Please, you know what nor sense doing call.
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  Speaker 4: I ain't getting that man, You're much good damn fool
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  Speaker 4: ain't to get it out one So I'm gonna tell
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  Speaker 4: you what you can do. I called a law I
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  Speaker 4: for they have my wife right now. You know what.
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  Speaker 4: You may not like it now, but you appreciate me
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  Speaker 4: later because you know when you fore get your monkead
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  Speaker 4: wait a.
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  Speaker 13: Minute, just west, but I think damntside.
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  Speaker 4: Man, you know this to come crazy? God, you just
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  Speaker 4: set your up. I'm gonna tell your sup for one't
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  Speaker 4: up to talk about my cousin. Damn law, damn fool.
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  Speaker 4: You gotta keep you on my hats in that closet.
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  Speaker 4: I'm gonna kill you right now. You're a damn fool.
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  Speaker 4: You walk outcause i'ma tell you not. They sure gonna
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  Speaker 4: kill your stupid say you know what. I ain't gonna
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  Speaker 4: lie to you.
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  Speaker 6: Man.
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  Speaker 4: The only thing I can tell your damn I'm called
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  Speaker 4: in law. You finna go down, and I'm gonna tell
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  Speaker 4: you not. I ain't going down with I don't know
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  Speaker 4: why you really gonna call me unless you want some help,
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  Speaker 4: because I'm gonna tell you right now, I ain't going
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  Speaker 4: to jump it down myself. No, my damn family over
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  Speaker 4: your rounded is the only thing I could do. I
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  Speaker 4: can help you out in one way. I can call
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  Speaker 4: the law now. My wife gotta sell phone. What you
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  Speaker 4: want me to do?
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  Speaker 3: Well?
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  Speaker 4: You get me too much to be a damn I'm
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  Speaker 4: I ain't going down. I ain't going you know what? Man?
• 19:04
  Speaker 4: Look look, I can't get it in there and my
• 19:07
  Speaker 4: wife and not of the counter police. I'm gonna tell
• 19:09
  Speaker 4: you right now. They could have come you can you
• 19:12
  Speaker 4: can you hear me? I can hear you? Sh shut
• 19:15
  Speaker 4: damn mouth, shut up? Shut him? Can you shut your
• 19:20
  Speaker 4: damn mouth right now?
• 19:21
  Speaker 2: Can you hear me?
• 19:22
  Speaker 4: Shut out? I don't know when that why don't shoot
• 19:26
  Speaker 4: the sh don't peek out that damn dough.
• 19:29
  Speaker 13: Can I say something?
• 19:31
  Speaker 6: Man?
• 19:31
  Speaker 4: You need to shut your damn host.
• 19:34
  Speaker 13: This his nephew Diamond from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 19:37
  Speaker 13: You know what, you just got pranked by man?
• 19:40
  Speaker 2: Y'all win?
• 19:40
  Speaker 4: Dare you god brother y'all some dirty.
• 19:52
  Speaker 2: I do?
• 19:53
  Speaker 9: Damn well, man, nog you just got pranked by your
• 19:56
  Speaker 9: boy wind damn man.
• 20:00
  Speaker 4: Now I'm sweating like hey, up in this damn hall
• 20:03
  Speaker 4: with drawns old man, you set up here. I want
• 20:05
  Speaker 4: to play with the man. Look at here, boy, I'm
• 20:07
  Speaker 4: sweating like here.
• 20:09
  Speaker 2: Why are you sweating?
• 20:11
  Speaker 4: He was for the do because I damn sure no
• 20:12
  Speaker 4: one should have come down to the house. That's the show.
• 20:14
  Speaker 9: I know you weren't coming to the ho. I heard
• 20:17
  Speaker 9: it in your voice. I say, Okay, you know what.
• 20:20
  Speaker 9: He ain't coming to get me.
• 20:22
  Speaker 4: Man. I'm sit here right now, Man, I might need
• 20:24
  Speaker 4: to take off for work. Board here.
• 20:28
  Speaker 9: Hey, let me ask you something, man, what is the
• 20:31
  Speaker 9: baddest radio show in the land.
• 20:34
  Speaker 4: They be nobody but the Steve Harvey's Morning Show with
• 20:38
  Speaker 4: that other that nephew Tommy with his crazy.
• 20:44
  Speaker 2: You come down there, shut.
• 20:51
  Speaker 8: We love the classic Nephew.
• 20:54
  Speaker 1: We'll be back.
• 20:55
  Speaker 8: We're going to ask the clo coming up.
• 20:58
  Speaker 1: You're listening.
• 21:00
  Speaker 5: Morning show all right now, Steve.
• 21:02
  Speaker 10: Time for us the CLO chief love officer in the building.
• 21:06
  Speaker 10: This one is from Harold and Newark, New Jersey. Harold writes,
• 21:10
  Speaker 10: I'm a thirty nine year old divorced man dating a
• 21:12
  Speaker 10: thirty three year old single mother. We started being intimate
• 21:16
  Speaker 10: recently and it's the best I've had in a long time.
• 21:20
  Speaker 8: The only problem is.
• 21:22
  Speaker 10: The only problem I have is her six year old
• 21:24
  Speaker 10: son that she brings on all of our dates. Now,
• 21:28
  Speaker 10: I like her son and I don't mind him tagging
• 21:30
  Speaker 10: along at times, but not always. I have offered to
• 21:33
  Speaker 10: pay for a sitter, but she doesn't trust anyone because
• 21:36
  Speaker 10: of COVID. We have offered to we have to sneak
• 21:39
  Speaker 10: around the house to have sex because her child has
• 21:42
  Speaker 10: no boundaries. It's been a year, so.
• 21:44
  Speaker 5: Can I set the boundaries?
• 21:48
  Speaker 2: Well, you're going to have to talk to her about it.
• 21:50
  Speaker 6: I think you're going to have to bring up the
• 21:52
  Speaker 6: subject about it that you know, because now one thing
• 21:56
  Speaker 6: about it?
• 21:56
  Speaker 2: Did children come with the women?
• 21:59
  Speaker 6: So they ain't no, you know, And I appreciate you
• 22:02
  Speaker 6: offering for a babysitter, but because of COVID, she.
• 22:04
  Speaker 2: Don't want to do it.
• 22:06
  Speaker 6: So understandable, understandable, But you're gonna have to bring up
• 22:11
  Speaker 6: the subject, and y'all gonna have to find something to
• 22:13
  Speaker 6: work through this.
• 22:14
  Speaker 2: I don't know if she has a relatives she trust
• 22:17
  Speaker 2: or something like this.
• 22:18
  Speaker 6: All what you can do is you can order rapid
• 22:21
  Speaker 6: COVID tests now, and you can test your babysitter or
• 22:26
  Speaker 6: your loved one and leave them with the child. You
• 22:28
  Speaker 6: got to do something because you can't. The relationship won't
• 22:32
  Speaker 6: flourish without private time.
• 22:37
  Speaker 2: Hard to build it.
• 22:38
  Speaker 8: Well, women you were dating with kids brought their kids.
• 22:40
  Speaker 6: Brought everything has happened to me. So how do I
• 22:46
  Speaker 6: want to talk about it? Is because we'll be faced
• 22:49
  Speaker 6: with I had so much ago in my regged ass.
• 22:55
  Speaker 6: That's why I don't think I'll ever tell the real
• 22:57
  Speaker 6: Steve Harvey story. I'm just I just leave mine on sit.
• 23:01
  Speaker 6: Everybody don't need a bowel pic and I just think
• 23:06
  Speaker 6: I'm just one of them. People need to just let
• 23:08
  Speaker 6: it go over.
• 23:11
  Speaker 8: Came out with one.
• 23:12
  Speaker 6: Now I'm gonna have to cause it's gonna be carty
• 23:14
  Speaker 6: because I'm gonna have to lead all time. I'm gonna
• 23:16
  Speaker 6: have to lead too much stuff out, man, and then
• 23:20
  Speaker 6: I'm old, Yeah, and then I'm old. So you know,
• 23:23
  Speaker 6: you can't like, you know, my medical records at for
• 23:26
  Speaker 6: a city got burned down when the hotel got burned
• 23:29
  Speaker 6: down with no damn computers.
• 23:31
  Speaker 2: Oh man, so anything for fifteen I ain't even here
• 23:36
  Speaker 2: what happened? Also? All right, yeah, all my medical records
• 23:41
  Speaker 2: is go. They can't find dental charge nothing.
• 23:45
  Speaker 5: We're moving on.
• 23:46
  Speaker 10: Coleman in Peoria, Illinois says I'm a happily married man
• 23:50
  Speaker 10: and I continue to work Monday through Thursday. One of
• 23:53
  Speaker 10: my wife's closest friends is my coworker, and she's working
• 23:57
  Speaker 10: the same hours and days as I do.
• 23:59
  Speaker 6: Now.
• 24:00
  Speaker 10: We talked about carpooling and alternating weeks when we would
• 24:03
  Speaker 10: drive and talk to my wife about it, and she
• 24:05
  Speaker 10: forbid me to do it. She said her friend should
• 24:09
  Speaker 10: have come to her and asked for permission. It has
• 24:12
  Speaker 10: created friction in their friendship, and I don't understand what
• 24:15
  Speaker 10: my wife's problem is.
• 24:16
  Speaker 8: What's wrong with sharing our ride to work?
• 24:19
  Speaker 3: Boy?
• 24:20
  Speaker 2: Are you stupid?
• 24:22
  Speaker 3: Sir?
• 24:23
  Speaker 6: Sir, you've formed a friendship with your wife's closest friend.
• 24:31
  Speaker 6: Y'all is set up and contrived. Y'all gonna start riding
• 24:36
  Speaker 6: to work together. We know what you're doing, though, but
• 24:39
  Speaker 6: ain't nobody come to the wife. We know your girlfriend
• 24:44
  Speaker 6: should have came. Her girlfriend should have came and said
• 24:48
  Speaker 6: something to it. Now it's creating friction between now and
• 24:51
  Speaker 6: why you think that is.
• 24:52
  Speaker 8: Though he has no idea what his wife's problem is.
• 24:57
  Speaker 6: That's so dog, So dog, let me ask you a question.
• 25:00
  Speaker 6: You and your wife and your best free and work together.
• 25:04
  Speaker 6: Then your wife come home and go. Hey, me and
• 25:09
  Speaker 6: Harold go start riding and work together. Oh okay, so
• 25:14
  Speaker 6: we know what you.
• 25:19
  Speaker 2: Harold.
• 25:20
  Speaker 8: Yeah, see how you like that?
• 25:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah? That's all you got to do?
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: Bro, all right, sure, all right.
• 25:26
  Speaker 10: Candy and Memphis says, my son's father got married in January,
• 25:30
  Speaker 10: but we still mess around whenever he's had too much
• 25:33
  Speaker 10: to drink.
• 25:33
  Speaker 8: I like to think he still has feelings for me,
• 25:36
  Speaker 8: but I know it's the vodka.
• 25:39
  Speaker 10: What bothers me is that my son has seen him
• 25:41
  Speaker 10: in my bed overnight, and it could be confusing for him.
• 25:45
  Speaker 10: He has not met his daddy's wife yet, so he's
• 25:47
  Speaker 10: only seen me with his daddy. He's four years old,
• 25:50
  Speaker 10: and he's going to be confused by all of this.
• 25:53
  Speaker 10: Is it his daddy's job to explain to our son
• 25:55
  Speaker 10: why he's still sleeping over at our house or mine?
• 26:00
  Speaker 9: Don't.
• 26:00
  Speaker 6: I don't see how this is a problem that you
• 26:02
  Speaker 6: would write me and surely about I really, I don't
• 26:06
  Speaker 6: really give a damn I really done. You know. See, seriously, sisters,
• 26:11
  Speaker 6: you want to think that he still has feelings for you,
• 26:15
  Speaker 6: but you know it's only when he been drinking.
• 26:19
  Speaker 2: Let's not blame the alcohol for every damn thing.
• 26:23
  Speaker 6: Maybe he's still seeing you because you want him to
• 26:28
  Speaker 6: see you and you let him sleep with you. What
• 26:31
  Speaker 6: difference do it make? Who explain it to the four
• 26:34
  Speaker 6: yeo when both y'all dead?
• 26:37
  Speaker 2: Wrong?
• 26:39
  Speaker 6: So what is the conversation gonna be about? Because the
• 26:42
  Speaker 6: four year old ain't met his new wife yet? And
• 26:46
  Speaker 6: you know that little that little, that little boy gonna
• 26:48
  Speaker 6: say something one time when he do it, you ain't.
• 26:50
  Speaker 8: My mama, And it is confusing for the four year old.
• 26:53
  Speaker 6: Yeah, you're damn right, and it's gonna be so confusion
• 26:56
  Speaker 6: that he gonna see clarity from everybody involved.
• 27:00
  Speaker 2: You, the husband and a new wife.
• 27:03
  Speaker 6: And you know this. So stop playing this game because
• 27:08
  Speaker 6: you know what you're doing, right, that's right. You want
• 27:11
  Speaker 6: him to be confused, hell cause you confused. Yeah, it's
• 27:15
  Speaker 6: confusing to us, we will tell you and we couldn't grown.
• 27:22
  Speaker 8: Yeah, all right.
• 27:25
  Speaker 10: Sean in Los Angeles says, I'm forty years old and
• 27:29
  Speaker 10: my wife and I.
• 27:29
  Speaker 8: Have been married for three years. She's forty two.
• 27:32
  Speaker 10: She has two children from her second marriage, and I
• 27:34
  Speaker 10: have one son from my first marriage. I recently met
• 27:37
  Speaker 10: her first husband. He wished me luck because he said
• 27:40
  Speaker 10: I married a cheater. He said they were married four
• 27:42
  Speaker 10: months she cheated, so he divorced her. I have no
• 27:45
  Speaker 10: way of knowing if he's a liar or if this
• 27:47
  Speaker 10: is true. Should I ask her about.
• 27:49
  Speaker 2: It or let it go?
• 27:51
  Speaker 6: What kind of conversation you have is with her ex
• 27:55
  Speaker 6: about your current No, he's shady and you shaddy. I
• 28:00
  Speaker 6: wish you would come on me and say something like that,
• 28:03
  Speaker 6: knock your ass, not kill mucket ass?
• 28:08
  Speaker 8: Right, I Seelo, we gotta go.
• 28:10
  Speaker 5: Thank you for that.
• 28:12
  Speaker 1: You're listening.
• 28:14
  Speaker 5: Morning show.
• 28:17
  Speaker 1: Now. It's normal for.
• 28:18
  Speaker 10: People, you know, to get nostalgic about things from their past.
• 28:21
  Speaker 10: A lot of us do that, Like the Slinky, remember
• 28:24
  Speaker 10: that toy, the Walkman, Remember the Walkman? Arcade games and
• 28:29
  Speaker 10: even suits and hats for men, Remember pac Man and
• 28:33
  Speaker 10: all that?
• 28:35
  Speaker 6: Sorry and yeah, I still play pac man, I can't
• 28:39
  Speaker 6: play the new games. They too complicated. I can't play
• 28:42
  Speaker 6: none of the sports game like NBA Live or Madden Football.
• 28:46
  Speaker 2: I don't know what the why the heck a b
• 28:50
  Speaker 2: they jumped the ad they roll, I can't do that.
• 28:54
  Speaker 10: Or or you know what about being nostalgic about how
• 28:57
  Speaker 10: you raise your kids, you know, with discipline and all that,
• 29:00
  Speaker 10: things like common courtesy, like manners.
• 29:03
  Speaker 1: Things like that. Yeah, the wage to come back?
• 29:10
  Speaker 2: You're gonna get a whooping? Yeah?
• 29:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah, did you?
• 29:13
  Speaker 2: I'm telling you gonna get a whooping.
• 29:16
  Speaker 1: Your kids growing up? What I'm asking?
• 29:21
  Speaker 10: Still?
• 29:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah? Why do you think they ain't in jail?
• 29:25
  Speaker 1: You saved them?
• 29:27
  Speaker 6: None of my kids got it like I got it.
• 29:30
  Speaker 6: I ain't, man, But our.
• 29:31
  Speaker 1: Parents before us really got it too. But we got it.
• 29:34
  Speaker 8: I think we were the last of the kids that
• 29:36
  Speaker 8: got serious beat downs.
• 29:38
  Speaker 2: My kidst generation.
• 29:41
  Speaker 9: Well some more.
• 29:41
  Speaker 2: I really I really pledged myself. Yeah, iledged.
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: So what Fride is in?
• 29:52
  Speaker 2: They ain't cues, but they could.
• 29:55
  Speaker 6: What has happened?
• 29:57
  Speaker 2: They could go ahead get it? They could they can
• 30:02
  Speaker 2: technically they should actually be it.
• 30:05
  Speaker 1: But I Jewish manners were more prominent like they used
• 30:09
  Speaker 1: to be.
• 30:10
  Speaker 2: I mean you know what I'm really proud of though.
• 30:12
  Speaker 2: I think all of my kids are very very manner.
• 30:15
  Speaker 1: Manners are important.
• 30:16
  Speaker 2: You just ain't she used.
• 30:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah, she's so sweet.
• 30:20
  Speaker 2: She is daddy, you know, great kids being on your.
• 30:30
  Speaker 9: You know.
• 30:34
  Speaker 3: She got a lot of clap back going on.
• 30:36
  Speaker 2: Then you ain't heard nobody come up to you. I
• 30:39
  Speaker 2: can't talk to your daughter. No mom talking to Visa
• 30:45
  Speaker 2: talking Visa crazy, that's a man.
• 30:57
  Speaker 3: I ain't seen it is.
• 30:58
  Speaker 1: Oh good, you've just heard.
• 30:59
  Speaker 2: I just have people come. Can I talk to you
• 31:01
  Speaker 2: for a minute. I just can't do it.
• 31:05
  Speaker 1: No serious about her business thoff brand if you run
• 31:12
  Speaker 1: your foundation, So she's serious about that. What else do
• 31:16
  Speaker 1: you guys wish would come back? Like products? Because I
• 31:19
  Speaker 1: said iPad but I mean you know I was curl.
• 31:22
  Speaker 6: Free Morsturizer would come back. What you won't act curl
• 31:28
  Speaker 6: for yellow bottle red?
• 31:29
  Speaker 2: Right?
• 31:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 31:30
  Speaker 1: Come on, chest Kinks yep.
• 31:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Chess king, Marry go around. Yes, yeah. I want
• 31:38
  Speaker 2: them to come back, but I don't want to have
• 31:40
  Speaker 2: to have the money I had back.
• 31:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't want that.
• 31:44
  Speaker 6: What don't I want to come back poverty? Yeah, I
• 31:49
  Speaker 6: have no desire for that to come back.
• 31:51
  Speaker 1: What were the famous what was the famous advice your
• 31:54
  Speaker 1: dad gave you about being poor?
• 31:55
  Speaker 2: The best thing you could do for poor people's son
• 31:58
  Speaker 2: is not be one of them.
• 32:03
  Speaker 6: I listened to that real close, especially coming out of
• 32:06
  Speaker 6: homeless people gonna talking about, Man, why you work so
• 32:09
  Speaker 6: hard because I'm running running fun? What I ain't running fun?
• 32:13
  Speaker 6: Nothing I'm running from. Yeah, I'm not gonna be back
• 32:17
  Speaker 6: in that position no more. But now what I did
• 32:20
  Speaker 6: was if I become homeless and have to live in
• 32:22
  Speaker 6: a car and not have cars, you can.
• 32:24
  Speaker 2: Live in yeah.
• 32:27
  Speaker 9: Like it.
• 32:30
  Speaker 2: Wins. Yeah, wow you bottle, you.
• 32:35
  Speaker 6: Got shelter, air conditioning, okay, TV live you know, and
• 32:43
  Speaker 6: you got one of your car, got computers in it.
• 32:44
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 32:45
  Speaker 1: Wi Fi all that?
• 32:47
  Speaker 11: Do you know that?
• 32:48
  Speaker 6: They had a little card you can buy and you
• 32:51
  Speaker 6: put it in your system and you can have your
• 32:53
  Speaker 6: own Wi Fi in your car. Yeah, it's it's Limos
• 32:57
  Speaker 6: that have that, not Limos.
• 32:58
  Speaker 1: Because car service.
• 33:01
  Speaker 2: How you get it done.
• 33:02
  Speaker 6: It's just a little program that you buy, you put
• 33:05
  Speaker 6: it in your car, and then you have your own
• 33:07
  Speaker 6: password to your own WiFi.
• 33:09
  Speaker 2: You go way out, you know you'll still have Wi Fi.
• 33:12
  Speaker 2: I need that from my son.
• 33:14
  Speaker 1: You don't have that in the preos.
• 33:16
  Speaker 2: No, you don't have to say.
• 33:18
  Speaker 10: You don't have to say pod wait, wait what what Carla?
• 33:27
  Speaker 2: I have to say?
• 33:28
  Speaker 9: Pri she said, you don't have that in the pre
• 33:32
  Speaker 9: You could have just said you don't have that in
• 33:33
  Speaker 9: your cart. That's all you had to say. If you
• 33:36
  Speaker 9: want to say, yeah, she said, don't worry about that.
• 33:42
  Speaker 1: It's a ghost, but it's pre on. I'm just asking when.
• 33:48
  Speaker 2: Wi Fi when I got the car.
• 33:49
  Speaker 6: They have concierge service in cars. There are people who
• 33:53
  Speaker 6: will make flight reservations for you. Did a reservations fight?
• 33:56
  Speaker 1: Excuse me, Steve, excuse me? Do you have that tom
• 34:00
  Speaker 1: me in your goals?
• 34:02
  Speaker 11: You?
• 34:02
  Speaker 2: That ain't what you want to say.
• 34:03
  Speaker 1: The owner got it, he got the subscription.
• 34:13
  Speaker 14: I'm trying to figure out, julr why he looks.
• 34:15
  Speaker 6: Surprise and Steve said, you got But they have they
• 34:20
  Speaker 6: have everything available. You could these programs you could purchase now.
• 34:24
  Speaker 6: The concierge is free in a certain car.
• 34:28
  Speaker 1: In a certain cast like what like okay, like a
• 34:33
  Speaker 1: roll Roy. They want to say it, you just want
• 34:36
  Speaker 1: to I just want to tell you what's Yeah. Tommy's
• 34:41
  Speaker 1: looking it up right now, aren't you.
• 34:43
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's why you gets quiet.
• 34:45
  Speaker 1: Uh what time you don't you have a day coming
• 34:47
  Speaker 1: up with tour? Don't you have some let's come home.
• 34:50
  Speaker 2: I'm about to put that in then, Now you could
• 34:52
  Speaker 2: buy tickets to it?
• 34:54
  Speaker 1: Did they book your flight? That's what stevens taking his flight?
• 34:56
  Speaker 2: Now, they don't do budget flights.
• 34:58
  Speaker 1: All right, we got you're listening.
• 35:03
  Speaker 10: Morning show time now, guys, But would you rather? Would
• 35:06
  Speaker 10: you rather be captured by pirates or cowboys?
• 35:11
  Speaker 8: You know those Old West bad guys.
• 35:14
  Speaker 1: Pirates are Old West bad guys.
• 35:17
  Speaker 6: I'm gonna go with the Old West because I'm about
• 35:19
  Speaker 6: on that water. I can't jump off now, so I'm
• 35:23
  Speaker 6: forever your captain because I cannot jump in this.
• 35:26
  Speaker 8: I am the captain.
• 35:27
  Speaker 2: Now. I'm gonna least run.
• 35:29
  Speaker 6: Behind a cactus or something got shot. I'm gonna I'm
• 35:33
  Speaker 6: gonna break out, running to the heels something. But you
• 35:36
  Speaker 6: on that ship, your ass gots to sit there.
• 35:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, all right?
• 35:42
  Speaker 10: Would you rather get cheated on and know about it?
• 35:45
  Speaker 10: Or not get cheated on and just always be suspicious.
• 35:50
  Speaker 2: I just take the suspicions, don't go to the but
• 35:59
  Speaker 2: knowing you heat it.
• 36:02
  Speaker 8: And still be there.
• 36:03
  Speaker 1: No, that's not gonna work your third doctor's appointment this week.
• 36:07
  Speaker 6: You know that.
• 36:09
  Speaker 8: Analyze You can't go to the grocery store to.
• 36:14
  Speaker 2: The doctor while you buy a damn the ice creek?
• 36:19
  Speaker 2: Who else like that place?
• 36:24
  Speaker 8: Just be suspicious, it would be a little stuff.
• 36:30
  Speaker 15: Oh oh, old black panty holes? What you you ain't
• 36:40
  Speaker 15: been wearing black panty hole?
• 36:43
  Speaker 2: Okay?
• 36:44
  Speaker 11: All right?
• 36:44
  Speaker 6: Wait?
• 36:45
  Speaker 2: Wait hey, hey, what does your brave and fall? I'm
• 36:51
  Speaker 2: just taking a bath for what? Yeah, i'd be suspicious.
• 36:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah all right, are you're quite done?
• 37:01
  Speaker 11: Yeah?
• 37:02
  Speaker 3: All right?
• 37:03
  Speaker 8: Would you rather have fortune or fame?
• 37:08
  Speaker 1: That's easy. Fortune, let's ask the most famous person. That's easy.
• 37:16
  Speaker 2: Let me tell you something.
• 37:18
  Speaker 6: If I could find a way to make this money
• 37:21
  Speaker 6: and nobody everybody leave me alone.
• 37:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah that's right, No, that's.
• 37:32
  Speaker 8: Right, all right.
• 37:35
  Speaker 10: Would you rather be a clown in a rodeo who
• 37:40
  Speaker 10: distracts the bull or would you rather be the cowboy
• 37:43
  Speaker 10: who rides the bull?
• 37:45
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I'm gonna be the clown. You bet not fall
• 37:50
  Speaker 6: off of it when I'm out there. Better get the
• 37:54
  Speaker 6: roll and get your ass out there. Arena, Come on, dog,
• 37:57
  Speaker 6: come out, come come out.
• 37:59
  Speaker 8: Hey, but I don't nowhere do that shout again?
• 38:05
  Speaker 9: I like.
• 38:12
  Speaker 2: Cowboy, just this crazy Get.
• 38:15
  Speaker 3: Out for you, Get out for you. All Right, we
• 38:17
  Speaker 3: gotta go.
• 38:18
  Speaker 1: You're listening.
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  Speaker 5: Morning show.
• 38:22
  Speaker 2: All right, here we go.
• 38:23
  Speaker 8: Come on Jay with comedy, Roulette Cotte, very simple, Take
• 38:27
  Speaker 8: five subjects, put them on the wheel, spun the wheel round.
• 38:31
  Speaker 2: Well stop, we will do the day.
• 38:35
  Speaker 1: All right, here we go, Thank you Jay.
• 38:37
  Speaker 10: Number one, her fine in quotations didn't hold up. Number two,
• 38:45
  Speaker 10: Could you please stop talking about what happened in high school?
• 38:49
  Speaker 3: Please?
• 38:51
  Speaker 11: Three?
• 38:52
  Speaker 8: Your church service is too long, too long.
• 38:57
  Speaker 1: Four, Well, this shirt smells like fish shin here.
• 39:04
  Speaker 9: Number five.
• 39:05
  Speaker 1: I know, I know you're not supposed to laugh at.
• 39:08
  Speaker 8: A funeral, but.
• 39:10
  Speaker 1: Dot dot man cat let go.
• 39:28
  Speaker 8: Number five and stopped doing I know you're not supposed
• 39:31
  Speaker 8: to laugh at a.
• 39:31
  Speaker 3: Funeral, but.
• 39:36
  Speaker 8: Like the title, I know you're not supposed to laugh
• 39:39
  Speaker 8: at a funeral. But but man, when the deacon passed
• 39:45
  Speaker 8: away and phoe baby mama shoulder, you didn't nobody know nothing.
• 39:54
  Speaker 2: All the little girls look just like him.
• 40:01
  Speaker 5: Look at the cat, look at you. Know you're not
• 40:03
  Speaker 5: supposed laughing at the funeral.
• 40:04
  Speaker 2: But I know you're not supposed to.
• 40:06
  Speaker 7: Laugh at the funeral, But it would have been nice.
• 40:08
  Speaker 7: They had matching family cars. I got a fun one,
• 40:12
  Speaker 7: lady and all the family in there.
• 40:19
  Speaker 9: I know you're not supposed to laugh at the funeral,
• 40:21
  Speaker 9: but her wig is on bathrooms.
• 40:26
  Speaker 2: Come on, if somebody flipped that.
• 40:32
  Speaker 6: I know you ain't supposed to laugh at the funeral,
• 40:34
  Speaker 6: but you know, good and well y'all needed a wider cast.
• 40:40
  Speaker 2: Just mask this big ass down.
• 40:42
  Speaker 9: Then here.
• 40:45
  Speaker 6: They're shut the lids, clothes hanging out, They shut the lid.
• 40:51
  Speaker 2: You couldn't hear him. The body, they shut the lid,
• 40:57
  Speaker 2: the body with.
• 41:01
  Speaker 6: No good Hell, well you should have spent that money
• 41:04
  Speaker 6: on him, bigger cash.
• 41:05
  Speaker 8: Come on, you know you're not supposed to laugh at
• 41:08
  Speaker 8: the funeral. But when the pastor said we're ahead to barry.
• 41:12
  Speaker 2: Hold on, what's his name is?
• 41:16
  Speaker 11: What do you say?
• 41:20
  Speaker 5: That's funny?
• 41:22
  Speaker 3: I love it?
• 41:23
  Speaker 4: Jay.
• 41:25
  Speaker 7: I know we're not supposed to laugh at but why
• 41:28
  Speaker 7: is all the pole bearers paying? Say they don't this boss.
• 41:36
  Speaker 6: Died?
• 41:38
  Speaker 8: They not go back?
• 41:39
  Speaker 9: Come on, tell me, I know we're not supposed to
• 41:42
  Speaker 9: laugh at the funeral, but your wife and you got
• 41:46
  Speaker 9: the same daddy you just found.
• 41:52
  Speaker 6: All right?
• 41:52
  Speaker 8: Come on, Steve, close it out.
• 41:54
  Speaker 6: Oh my god, you know you ain't supposed to laugh
• 41:57
  Speaker 6: at her funeral. But well, when your uncle is up
• 42:01
  Speaker 6: in there and he's buried in a Michael Jordan jog
• 42:06
  Speaker 6: his suit with a headband and a beeper old with
• 42:10
  Speaker 6: two wristbands and some new Johns, you're good he will
• 42:20
  Speaker 6: should have put it a way in addres a black suit,
• 42:24
  Speaker 6: Ladies and gentlemen from the Chicago Bull.
• 42:27
  Speaker 3: Uncle.
• 42:29
  Speaker 1: All right, nephew, tell me has a prank phone call.
• 42:31
  Speaker 1: Right after this. You're listening.
• 42:35
  Speaker 10: Morning show coming up at the top of the hour,
• 42:38
  Speaker 10: right about four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today.
• 42:41
  Speaker 10: The subject I wasn't able to tell her husband goodbye,
• 42:46
  Speaker 10: but right now now is here?
• 42:49
  Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, y'all the prank.
• 42:55
  Speaker 3: It goes together time and one app.
• 43:00
  Speaker 2: I'm a close not quite.
• 43:05
  Speaker 3: Right now, the.
• 43:06
  Speaker 10: Nephew is here with today's brank phone call. What you
• 43:08
  Speaker 10: got for his neph Mister.
• 43:11
  Speaker 2: Riggie, mister Riggie, let's go.
• 43:15
  Speaker 3: Hello.
• 43:16
  Speaker 9: Hello, I'm trying to reach debyond. How you doing, man,
• 43:21
  Speaker 9: This is mister Reggie. Have you heard of me before?
• 43:25
  Speaker 11: No, you don't crack the bringer bell.
• 43:27
  Speaker 9: And I'm a friend of your of your mother's. I'm
• 43:30
  Speaker 9: a friend of Yolanda's.
• 43:31
  Speaker 11: You're a friend of my mother's.
• 43:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, mister Reggie. She's never she's never mentioned me before, no,
• 43:36
  Speaker 2: is she?
• 43:37
  Speaker 11: Okay? Everything cool?
• 43:38
  Speaker 9: Oh no, no, no, your mom is good. Let me
• 43:40
  Speaker 9: let me tell you what's happening. So you you're getting
• 43:41
  Speaker 9: ready to graduate. You're finna get your master's, right.
• 43:43
  Speaker 11: Yeah, I'm getting my MBA.
• 43:44
  Speaker 2: Okay. First of all, let me just say congratulations to you.
• 43:47
  Speaker 2: I'm proud of you.
• 43:49
  Speaker 9: Your mom been telling me about the whole journey, you know,
• 43:52
  Speaker 9: from from undergrad to getting your uh you know, you're
• 43:55
  Speaker 9: getting your master's in business. So I just want to
• 43:57
  Speaker 9: come in you and say congratulations.
• 44:00
  Speaker 11: Thank you, brother. I appreciate that.
• 44:02
  Speaker 2: But your mom ain't never she ain't never mentioned mister
• 44:04
  Speaker 2: Reggie to you. Huh No, sorry, bro, Okay, I got
• 44:09
  Speaker 2: a little of a situation that we got here.
• 44:10
  Speaker 11: Man.
• 44:11
  Speaker 9: You know, I've been seeing your mom for probably you know,
• 44:14
  Speaker 9: five six years now, and I just that yeah.
• 44:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah, So it kind of puzzles me that she never
• 44:20
  Speaker 2: brought up mister Reggie to you.
• 44:22
  Speaker 9: No.
• 44:22
  Speaker 11: No, she never brought up the name mister Reggie. You know,
• 44:25
  Speaker 11: I didn't even know she had dating.
• 44:26
  Speaker 9: To be honest with you, okay, So when you started undergrad,
• 44:30
  Speaker 9: I'm the person that you know, stepped up and heave
• 44:33
  Speaker 9: your mom some money so.
• 44:34
  Speaker 2: She could put you through school.
• 44:35
  Speaker 9: You know, I knew she needed some money to get
• 44:37
  Speaker 9: you through school and started out, you know, like I
• 44:40
  Speaker 9: guess around your freshman year.
• 44:41
  Speaker 2: So I stepped up and you know, helped your mom out.
• 44:44
  Speaker 11: Man. It just bugged out, bro, because hold on, you're
• 44:47
  Speaker 11: telling me you gave my mother the money because she
• 44:49
  Speaker 11: told me she got a couple extra jobs on the
• 44:52
  Speaker 11: side to get the money. To face.
• 44:53
  Speaker 9: Hold I'm the person that stepped up and through your
• 44:58
  Speaker 9: undergrad I'm the one your mom the money is for
• 45:01
  Speaker 9: you can go to school. And I knew when you
• 45:04
  Speaker 9: graduated from undergrad and then she came back told me
• 45:07
  Speaker 9: you're getting ready to do grad school, and I stepped
• 45:10
  Speaker 9: up some old Here's what I'm getting that, man, I'm
• 45:12
  Speaker 9: not even calling mister Reggie.
• 45:14
  Speaker 2: Mister Reggie and't called.
• 45:15
  Speaker 11: You want me to give you some money when I
• 45:16
  Speaker 11: get a.
• 45:17
  Speaker 9: Job now, young brother, No, nothing like that. So here's
• 45:21
  Speaker 9: the deal, man, I didn't give your mom all this
• 45:24
  Speaker 9: money for six years. Now here it is now you
• 45:26
  Speaker 9: finish graduate and now that you're finish graduate, She called
• 45:30
  Speaker 9: herself wanting to break.
• 45:32
  Speaker 2: Up with me.
• 45:32
  Speaker 11: So, I mean, I don't know nothing about that. That's
• 45:35
  Speaker 11: be twenty y'all. B I mean, what do I want
• 45:38
  Speaker 11: me to do? What I want to? Have? You heard
• 45:40
  Speaker 11: your name before, so I.
• 45:41
  Speaker 2: Mean, and I understand that.
• 45:42
  Speaker 9: But what I'm saying, what I'm getting that is just
• 45:44
  Speaker 9: right here. I would like for you to at least
• 45:46
  Speaker 9: call your mama and say something to her on my behalf,
• 45:49
  Speaker 9: because you know, come on, man, I didn't.
• 45:51
  Speaker 2: Put six years in put you all the way through
• 45:53
  Speaker 2: school and.
• 45:54
  Speaker 11: Now your behalf. I really don't. I mean, I don't
• 45:57
  Speaker 11: know you. I mean what you want me to stand
• 46:00
  Speaker 11: on your behalf?
• 46:01
  Speaker 9: But you don't understand what I'm trying to tell you. David,
• 46:04
  Speaker 9: mister Reggie and stuck his neck out for you for
• 46:06
  Speaker 9: the last six years.
• 46:07
  Speaker 2: You see what I'm saying.
• 46:08
  Speaker 11: Listen, man, I don't even know you. You calling me
• 46:12
  Speaker 11: out the blue, talking about you gave my mama some
• 46:14
  Speaker 11: money and Ben went up for five years. I don't
• 46:16
  Speaker 11: know you. I never heard your name, never heard of
• 46:19
  Speaker 11: mister Reggie. You just called me out the blue. It's
• 46:21
  Speaker 11: some trippy right now, man.
• 46:23
  Speaker 2: Okay, Okay, I understand.
• 46:27
  Speaker 11: Talkers, you call your your ex girl son like, come.
• 46:31
  Speaker 9: On, man, hold on, hold on, this ain't no ex girl.
• 46:35
  Speaker 9: We we've been cooper, I mean up to up till
• 46:41
  Speaker 9: last week, up till last week. I have paid for
• 46:43
  Speaker 9: you to go to school six years now here it
• 46:46
  Speaker 9: is she want to break.
• 46:47
  Speaker 4: Up with me about that?
• 46:49
  Speaker 9: Man?
• 46:49
  Speaker 11: Like, I don't know whey, y'all broke up? I don't
• 46:51
  Speaker 11: know nothing about that. Maybe and then you called me
• 46:53
  Speaker 11: out the blue and I don't even know you. She
• 46:55
  Speaker 11: never mentioned you.
• 46:56
  Speaker 2: At least at least you can do what's call on
• 46:59
  Speaker 2: my behalf and say, hey, what's going on with you?
• 47:01
  Speaker 11: Nobody have I don't know who you are.
• 47:04
  Speaker 2: I'm the person. I'm the person that puts your little
• 47:06
  Speaker 2: last through schools.
• 47:08
  Speaker 11: Hey, the check that went to the school had my
• 47:10
  Speaker 11: mama's name on them. Not no, damn mister wretched. So hey, bro,
• 47:13
  Speaker 11: I'm sorry.
• 47:14
  Speaker 9: It is no, it ain't no he is what it is.
• 47:17
  Speaker 9: I have to put your little lands through school. Now,
• 47:19
  Speaker 9: your mama want to run out on me? Now, don't
• 47:21
  Speaker 9: want to date me no more. That's some boys right there, man,
• 47:25
  Speaker 9: And you need to have a little respect for somebody
• 47:27
  Speaker 9: that then took care of your.
• 47:27
  Speaker 11: Little last I don't even know you. What are you
• 47:29
  Speaker 11: talking about? Chair? I don't even know who are you?
• 47:33
  Speaker 11: Mister Redgy? What kind of name is that? You usually
• 47:35
  Speaker 11: go buy your last name red? People go by my
• 47:38
  Speaker 11: first name.
• 47:39
  Speaker 9: My first name is. My first name is Reginald. People
• 47:41
  Speaker 9: call me mister Reggie, and you gonna do the same.
• 47:44
  Speaker 11: I just called you red man. Come on, Rech, I'm
• 47:47
  Speaker 11: good like I don't know what.
• 47:49
  Speaker 2: Okay, let me say this here all I'm asking for, but.
• 47:53
  Speaker 11: You need to call her and take care of this yourself.
• 47:55
  Speaker 11: Leave me out this, sorry, brother?
• 47:57
  Speaker 2: No, now, look, yeah.
• 47:58
  Speaker 9: You owe me a lyrics, and you owe me at
• 48:01
  Speaker 9: least you know whatever I'm asking you to do.
• 48:03
  Speaker 11: I know who you are you calling me talking about?
• 48:08
  Speaker 11: Call my mama? You used to date. I don't know
• 48:09
  Speaker 11: what you are you talking about. I owe you some respects.
• 48:12
  Speaker 11: Are you crazy? You get my number anyway?
• 48:17
  Speaker 9: Tom, I've been had your number. I've been had your number,
• 48:21
  Speaker 9: and I spend I didn't spend thousands of thousands of
• 48:24
  Speaker 9: dollars on your little l ass.
• 48:25
  Speaker 2: I've been had your mother.
• 48:27
  Speaker 11: Come you ain't come to the undergrad graduation?
• 48:29
  Speaker 2: What I need to come to that for I did
• 48:31
  Speaker 2: my job. I took care of your little ass.
• 48:33
  Speaker 11: Man. You ain't take care of man. You need to
• 48:35
  Speaker 11: get on off my phone. Bro.
• 48:37
  Speaker 2: Okay, you know what, I'm finna go by your mama house.
• 48:39
  Speaker 9: I'm gonna go by there, and you know what, I'm
• 48:41
  Speaker 9: finna deal with her ass today my damnself.
• 48:44
  Speaker 11: Look, I'm trying to be as respectful as I care.
• 48:46
  Speaker 11: But if I hear about you going about my mother house,
• 48:49
  Speaker 11: I'm gonna whoop your ass. I'm gonna whoop your mother ass.
• 48:53
  Speaker 11: You're gonna get your ass wood by somebody with the
• 48:55
  Speaker 11: NBA must be asked. I'm gonna you up if I
• 48:58
  Speaker 11: hear you went by my mother house, mister Red. Now,
• 49:01
  Speaker 11: I ain't listening to you. I don't know nothing about you.
• 49:04
  Speaker 11: Once I get off this phone, I'm a caller and
• 49:05
  Speaker 11: ask about them, mister Reggie. But there, I'm gonna you up.
• 49:10
  Speaker 9: I'm going by your mama house because you ain't gonna.
• 49:13
  Speaker 2: Just break up me out of six years. I gotta
• 49:15
  Speaker 2: put the little boy two schools.
• 49:17
  Speaker 11: Well, that's what you get for being a sucker to
• 49:20
  Speaker 11: sounds like you're a victim of Why.
• 49:23
  Speaker 2: Know that you ain't sitting here calling me no sucker.
• 49:27
  Speaker 11: You sound like a sucker. God, let me hear you
• 49:30
  Speaker 11: went by there. It's gonna be a problem. It's gonna
• 49:32
  Speaker 11: be some smoke in the city.
• 49:33
  Speaker 2: What about?
• 49:34
  Speaker 9: Uh?
• 49:34
  Speaker 2: What about Jarvis?
• 49:37
  Speaker 11: Jarvis? Gotta do with this? Gods you up to you
• 49:40
  Speaker 11: go by there? He grew up with my mother? How
• 49:42
  Speaker 11: you no Jarvis anyway?
• 49:44
  Speaker 9: Because Javis called me. He told me to call you.
• 49:47
  Speaker 9: This is nephew Timmy from the Steve Hobby Morning Show.
• 49:50
  Speaker 9: You just got pranked by your boy Jarvis.
• 49:54
  Speaker 11: What how about, oh puss, hold on, hold on? Jarvis
• 50:02
  Speaker 11: told you and called to say you can do my
• 50:04
  Speaker 11: mother and my way to college.
• 50:09
  Speaker 9: This is Timmy baby Steve Harvey Morning Show. Your boy
• 50:13
  Speaker 9: Jarvis got me the pranky man. He said, Man, my
• 50:15
  Speaker 9: boyfriend to graduated getting his n b A. He said,
• 50:17
  Speaker 9: you got to do it, mister Timmy. I said, all right,
• 50:19
  Speaker 9: all right, tell me all about it. So I came
• 50:22
  Speaker 9: up with this little story. He said, Oh my god,
• 50:24
  Speaker 9: he said, man, his mama is his heart. Man, that's
• 50:26
  Speaker 9: his heart. I said, all right, cool, that's what we're
• 50:28
  Speaker 9: going with.
• 50:30
  Speaker 11: Got my grandmother always head. Don't be friends with Jarvis.
• 50:38
  Speaker 9: Hey, man, you gotta give it to me, baby, give
• 50:40
  Speaker 9: it to me right mister m b a you Finn
• 50:43
  Speaker 9: to get your your paper in the next week. And
• 50:45
  Speaker 9: so what is the baddest and I mean the baddest
• 50:48
  Speaker 9: radio show in the land in the morning shown?
• 50:56
  Speaker 2: Let me hear about you going by my mama you mister?
• 51:03
  Speaker 2: Kind of name is that?
• 51:04
  Speaker 10: You?
• 51:04
  Speaker 2: The hell go by the first name, last name.
• 51:12
  Speaker 7: R run.
• 51:15
  Speaker 2: But you let me hear about you going by my
• 51:17
  Speaker 2: mama house.
• 51:18
  Speaker 8: Yeah right, all right, thank you nephew.
• 51:23
  Speaker 10: Coming up next to the Strawberry letter subject I wasn't
• 51:26
  Speaker 10: able to tell her husband goodbye.
• 51:28
  Speaker 8: We'll get into it right after this.
• 51:30
  Speaker 5: You're listening Harvey Morning Show.
• 51:35
  Speaker 10: Time now for today's Strawberry Letter. And if you need
• 51:38
  Speaker 10: advice and relationships, dating, work, sex, parenting and more, please
• 51:42
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• 51:45
  Speaker 10: and click submit Strawberry Letter.
• 51:47
  Speaker 1: We could be reading your.
• 51:49
  Speaker 8: Letter live on the air, just like we're going to
• 51:51
  Speaker 8: read that one right here, right now.
• 51:54
  Speaker 2: Let's buggle up, hold on tight. We got it for
• 51:56
  Speaker 2: you here. It is a Strawberry letter.
• 51:59
  Speaker 1: Thank you, nephew.
• 52:00
  Speaker 10: I wasn't able to tell her husband goodbye. Dear Stephen,
• 52:04
  Speaker 10: Shirley I have been sad for a while now, and
• 52:07
  Speaker 10: I'm seeking advice on how to move past this situation.
• 52:10
  Speaker 10: I have been in a relationship for six years with
• 52:13
  Speaker 10: a married man that was loving and attentive and treated
• 52:17
  Speaker 10: me like a priority at all times. We live about
• 52:21
  Speaker 10: an hour away from each other, and he would make
• 52:23
  Speaker 10: a point to see me weekly and take me on
• 52:26
  Speaker 10: business trips with him and weekend outings whenever he could.
• 52:30
  Speaker 10: He always told me that he was in a marriage
• 52:32
  Speaker 10: of convenience and was waiting till his children grew up
• 52:35
  Speaker 10: to leave his wife. I overlooked the fact that his
• 52:38
  Speaker 10: youngest child was twenty and he was still married because
• 52:41
  Speaker 10: I loved him and the relationship worked well. Tragedy struck
• 52:45
  Speaker 10: recently and he was diagnosed with the terminal illness. I
• 52:49
  Speaker 10: kept in touch with him through his coworker while he
• 52:52
  Speaker 10: was in the hospital. While he was recovering at home,
• 52:56
  Speaker 10: I snuck over to his home to visit while his
• 52:58
  Speaker 10: wife was out. Me in and that's when I realized
• 53:02
  Speaker 10: that he never planned to leave his wife. His wife
• 53:04
  Speaker 10: came home as I pulled away from the house. He
• 53:07
  Speaker 10: called me and said he told his wife that I
• 53:10
  Speaker 10: was an old friend that was just checking on him.
• 53:13
  Speaker 10: He said she believed it well. He died a few
• 53:17
  Speaker 10: days later and I got.
• 53:18
  Speaker 5: A strange phone call.
• 53:20
  Speaker 10: His wife had called me to let me know he died,
• 53:23
  Speaker 10: and she told me that she's known about me for years.
• 53:26
  Speaker 10: She told me that I was not welcome at his
• 53:29
  Speaker 10: funeral and that I should not cause her any embarrassment.
• 53:33
  Speaker 10: I felt bad for having an affair, for having the
• 53:36
  Speaker 10: affair all of those years, but I wanted to say
• 53:38
  Speaker 10: goodbye to my man. I showed up at the graveside
• 53:42
  Speaker 10: service and his coworker asked me to leave. I just
• 53:45
  Speaker 10: wanted to say goodbye.
• 53:46
  Speaker 5: What's wrong with that?
• 53:49
  Speaker 8: What's wrong with that?
• 53:52
  Speaker 1: What's wrong with that? You ask everything, everything you.
• 53:57
  Speaker 10: Can think of, and it's all laid out here in
• 53:59
  Speaker 10: the letter, starting with the fact that you were cheating
• 54:03
  Speaker 10: with not your man. This man was someone else's. Okay,
• 54:07
  Speaker 10: he had a wife for the past six years. You
• 54:11
  Speaker 10: don't get any special treatment or anything. No one is
• 54:16
  Speaker 10: going to be on your side, no one, Okay, sorry,
• 54:20
  Speaker 10: but that's just how life is. He's not here to
• 54:22
  Speaker 10: protect you now, to lie to his wife and say
• 54:25
  Speaker 10: you were just a friend stopping by to check on him,
• 54:27
  Speaker 10: or anything like that you were in this woman's home.
• 54:30
  Speaker 8: Okay. So now the wife is in charge, okay, and
• 54:34
  Speaker 8: she's not having any of it.
• 54:36
  Speaker 10: If she told you out of her mouth that she's
• 54:39
  Speaker 10: known about you for years and she doesn't want you there, well,
• 54:42
  Speaker 10: that's called payback.
• 54:44
  Speaker 8: Okay, that's called revenge. Finally she's gotten it. It's called
• 54:47
  Speaker 8: the queen has spoken and you are out.
• 54:51
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 54:51
  Speaker 10: You should have respected her wishes and not crashed the
• 54:55
  Speaker 10: burial service. You shouldn't have done that. I think you're
• 54:58
  Speaker 10: being very selfish in this situation. And I'll say it again, disrespectful.
• 55:04
  Speaker 1: This is not about you.
• 55:06
  Speaker 3: What about that?
• 55:07
  Speaker 8: Don't you get leave this man's family alone?
• 55:10
  Speaker 1: Now?
• 55:10
  Speaker 8: Okay, what you guys had for six years is over.
• 55:14
  Speaker 5: You gotta let it go.
• 55:15
  Speaker 8: Don't bring any more pain and misery to this family,
• 55:18
  Speaker 8: to this woman, to the wife.
• 55:20
  Speaker 3: Let it go.
• 55:20
  Speaker 5: He's gone.
• 55:21
  Speaker 8: You need to move on, okay. Ask God to forgive
• 55:24
  Speaker 8: you he will.
• 55:25
  Speaker 10: And just try to make sure the next time you
• 55:27
  Speaker 10: date someone that he's not married, he's single.
• 55:31
  Speaker 2: Okay, Steve, I don't know why we're talking about this.
• 55:36
  Speaker 2: What's wrong with you? Lady? For real?
• 55:38
  Speaker 10: What? What?
• 55:39
  Speaker 6: What?
• 55:39
  Speaker 9: What?
• 55:39
  Speaker 6: What you're trying to work through. I wasn't able to
• 55:43
  Speaker 6: tell her husband goodbye.
• 55:49
  Speaker 2: Right there.
• 55:51
  Speaker 1: He's such a taesus. You know why, because it was
• 55:56
  Speaker 1: huh huh.
• 55:59
  Speaker 2: That's why you weren't able to.
• 56:02
  Speaker 6: You were having a relationship with this married man for
• 56:05
  Speaker 6: six years that was loving and attentive and treated me
• 56:11
  Speaker 6: like a priority at all time. Keyword treated you like
• 56:16
  Speaker 6: a priority. That don't mean you was a priority. He
• 56:22
  Speaker 6: just when he could make you seem like a priority,
• 56:27
  Speaker 6: he did that, But you were never the priority. Y'all
• 56:32
  Speaker 6: live hour away from each other. He made it a
• 56:34
  Speaker 6: point to see you week and took your beers and
• 56:37
  Speaker 6: trips with him weekend outings whenever he could. Always told
• 56:44
  Speaker 6: me that he was in the marriage of convenience and
• 56:46
  Speaker 6: was waiting until his children grew up to leave his wife.
• 56:50
  Speaker 6: That is a stock old line. Every dude that's ever
• 56:58
  Speaker 6: done that has used that. I'm in a marriage of convenience.
• 57:03
  Speaker 6: I'm just going through the motions when.
• 57:05
  Speaker 1: The kids leave.
• 57:08
  Speaker 6: The damn baby twenty and he's still married because I
• 57:13
  Speaker 6: loved him and the relationship work well. Tragedy Struck recently said,
• 57:18
  Speaker 6: I ain't feeling nothing news. You know, people die all
• 57:21
  Speaker 6: the time, so tragedy struck. Recently, he was diagnosed with
• 57:26
  Speaker 6: terminal illness. I kept in touch with him through his coworker.
• 57:30
  Speaker 6: Now this coworker is critical because it's gonna come back
• 57:32
  Speaker 6: in the letter. His coworker is a partner of his.
• 57:36
  Speaker 6: This a dude that know his boys' skeletons. While he
• 57:43
  Speaker 6: was recovering at home. I snuck over to his home
• 57:47
  Speaker 6: to visit while his wife was out. Your ass could
• 57:50
  Speaker 6: have got shot. Yes, hit this woman in here, try
• 57:55
  Speaker 6: to nurse this man back to help. Ain't no telling
• 57:57
  Speaker 6: her what she got to do because he terminally ill.
• 58:00
  Speaker 6: You and here coming in to visit. Why he cleaned up?
• 58:04
  Speaker 6: He wasn't in that for to washing.
• 58:09
  Speaker 8: We're gonna stop right there on washing.
• 58:11
  Speaker 10: Okay, No, we have part two of the three responds
• 58:16
  Speaker 10: coming up at twenty three minutes after the our Today's
• 58:19
  Speaker 10: Strawberry Letters. Subject I wasn't able to tell her husband goodbye.
• 58:24
  Speaker 8: All right, we'll be right back right after this.
• 58:27
  Speaker 5: You're listening Hardy Morning show.
• 58:30
  Speaker 10: All right, Come on, Steve, let's recap Today's Strawberry Letters.
• 58:33
  Speaker 10: Subject I wasn't able to tell her husband goodbye.
• 58:37
  Speaker 6: Because it was her husband. He treated you like a
• 58:43
  Speaker 6: priority at all time. Treated you like a priority. That's
• 58:48
  Speaker 6: what you have to do to the number two. You
• 58:50
  Speaker 6: have to treat them like a priority, because they ain't
• 58:53
  Speaker 6: the priority. Y'all don't understand the game. Take your o
• 58:58
  Speaker 6: be as a trip with him. We get out each
• 59:01
  Speaker 6: whenever he could. Well, how often was that? Then he
• 59:04
  Speaker 6: told you he was in the marriage that convenience, waiting
• 59:06
  Speaker 6: on his children to grow upfore he leave his wife.
• 59:08
  Speaker 6: The boy twenty classic line, I'm in a marriage that
• 59:12
  Speaker 6: comes here. I'm just going through the us because you
• 59:15
  Speaker 6: loved him and the relationship work. Well, here we go
• 59:18
  Speaker 6: tragedy recently drug he was diagnosed with a terminal illness.
• 59:24
  Speaker 6: I stayed in touch with him though, you know, because
• 59:27
  Speaker 6: I want she want us to feel sad when she
• 59:29
  Speaker 6: into tragedy. Drug diagnosed with a terminal illness. I kept
• 59:36
  Speaker 6: in touch with him through his coworker. Now co worker
• 59:39
  Speaker 6: is a boy his that know where his bones is buried.
• 59:42
  Speaker 6: So he then told his boy this my girl man
• 59:45
  Speaker 6: man her, Yeah, I got your dog he.
• 59:47
  Speaker 2: Was at while he was in the hospital.
• 59:49
  Speaker 6: While he was recovering at home, I snuck over to
• 59:52
  Speaker 6: his house to visit while his wife was out. Who
• 59:56
  Speaker 6: you could have got shot, and then we wouldn't even
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 6: hear nothing about this letter. But you survived to text
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 6: to type us this damn letter. He let me in,
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 6: He let you in. Of course he let you in
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 6: cause you don't know what she been going through with him.
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 6: He was able to he turn me to live. She'd
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 6: have propped his ass up and washed him, gave him
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 6: a nice little shower, cleaned him up, and now so
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 6: he can badly get his sick ass to the door to.
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 2: Let you in.
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 6: He should have fell out on the porch on top
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 6: of your ass. Get up, I can't get you off me,
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 6: and then she'd have rolled.
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 2: Up and shocked both of y'all. You know what the
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 2: hell this he is?
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 11: Now?
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 6: I ain't got to feel sorry for nobody in this letter.
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 6: I don't know this man, this woman that went over
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 6: this woman's house. Is you crazy? He should have opened
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 6: the door and fell on your ass. But at least
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 6: he was clean because she been washing on him all day.
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 6: You'd have got over. His wife came home and I
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 6: pulled out the house.
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 2: Oh, ain't you lucky?
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 6: He called me and said he told his wife he
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 6: was an old friend that was just checking on him
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 6: because that's what he thought of you as, because you
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 6: was just an old friend. That's all he's told his
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 6: wife that he said. She said, he said, she believed it.
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 2: Well. He died a few days later, and I got
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 2: a strange phone call.
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 6: His wife called me to let me know he died,
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 6: and she told me that she's known about me for years.
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 6: She told me I was not welcome at his funeral
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 6: and I should not cause her any embarrassment. At least
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 6: she was decent to you about it. Hey, listen, I
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 6: know about you, but don't come up in here and
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 6: cause me no embarrassment. Let me bury my husband, let
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 6: me grieve with this family that's gonna miss this man.
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 6: But don't come up in here making no scene at
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 6: this funeral. You gonna get your ass whooped. See you
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 6: left that part out.
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna stomp you.
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 11: Now.
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 2: You have been by my house.
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 6: I ain't saying nothing to you, but you come up
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 6: to this fuderal, You're gonna be in that box with
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 6: his ass. You hear me, You hear me, she said, Steve,
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 6: do you hear me?
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 1: You hear me?
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 2: HELFO come up in here.
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 6: So now I felt bad for having an affair all
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 6: those years, dog, did you now?
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 2: But I wanted to say goodbye to my man.
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 1: He ain't your man.
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 3: This her husband.
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 2: Stop and what you want to say goodbye for?
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 1: He can't hear you.
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 3: This is not about you.
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 6: Say bye here in the spiritual world, say bye, yeah,
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 6: in your car, have a seance. And then I felt
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 6: bad for having an affair, but I want to say goodbye.
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 6: I showed up at the graveside service and his co
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 6: worker asked.
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 2: Me to leave.
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 6: You know who that was.
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 2: I told you about the boy up at the top
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 2: of the letter. That was him. He saw her. He
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 2: went over there and said, hey, hey, hey, listen, you
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 2: don't nobody know nothing about you. You back here. You're
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 2: crying too loud. You're crying too loud.
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 1: Lower your voice.
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 6: What is you all in here, laying all over on
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 6: the car for. Put your ass back in the car.
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 6: Take this black dress off. You ain't you ain't even
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 6: supposed to be here, He told her. Listen, listen, baby,
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 6: because he he the one kept up up to speed
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 6: while he was in the hospital. Now he see you
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 6: at the gravesite, coming up here, crying extra hard with
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 6: damn fudderal damn near over.
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 2: Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey hey hey hey hey
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 2: you're crying too. Damn her. Stop all that sniffing. Come
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 2: on now, put yourself together. You know what this is?
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 2: You the side piece? Come talking about I want to
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 2: I just want to say goodbye? What's so wrong with that?
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 2: Because you the side piece, you the other one, You.
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 6: In second, not first. That's why you can't come say goodbye.
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 6: You couldn't go over there to say hi.
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 2: It's not about you.
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 1: You can't go to say bye. It's over.
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 5: Okay, you're done going over.
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 2: There by that hole. If they don't do going over there,
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 2: you be up under that cast.
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 6: If I would have told you, don't come down here
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 6: and bask me, you get your ass by that hole.
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 2: I'm telling you that right now.
• 1:04:43
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• 1:04:46
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• 1:04:49
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• 1:04:51
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• 1:04:56
  Speaker 2: Wait, sorry talking about that? That's my ba stupid Got
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 2: a marry go around or something?
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 6: Over here?
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 2: Go ahead? Fold ring is ice cream truck?
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 8: Yeah, that's what it sounds like. Will on the bus
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 8: go round around, round and round and round.
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 2: Well, you know how fast you was when you heard
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 2: that dog gonna sound right there?
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 8: What ice cream on a hot summer day in Chicago?
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 2: What beat the forgot the money?
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 6: You got to go back Tommy Costard filled blast with
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 6: or without the and you ate everything into the truck
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 6: just looking at the pictures.
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 5: Yeah, he always drove.
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he did that on purpose everything.
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 2: Always drove et and run and live fast.
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 1: All your orders be out of breath.
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 3: Did you eat the cone too?
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 1: I ate the cone?
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 2: I ate yeah, what with the cone and wrapped up?
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 2: I was ice cream all so hard. I went on
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 2: ate the paper.
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 8: I just love the soft ice cream.
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 2: Man, Oh my god. That was my favorite. Has always
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 2: been the ice cream sandwich.
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 1: Yes, really, I like the ice cream sandwich cream, ice
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 1: cream up.
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 6: That dog, chocolate to outside cake cookie, that snow white
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 6: ice cream in the middle. Then they came out with
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 6: a neopolitan.
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah they did.
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 6: Boy, you don't even understand.
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 2: How about that.
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 8: I like the ice cream cone and all the ice cream.
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 1: You know, I ate the cone.
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 2: I loved it, but I could it was other things bore.
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 6: They came out with that damn chocolate chip cookie sandwich
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 6: h ice cream in the middle, dog ciously cisly. When
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 6: I first been into it, I just stood at the
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 6: truck and started crying.
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 2: It was good emotion.
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 3: I used to.
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 2: Just started crying. Oh, drop, it dropped.
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 1: Oh huh, what'd you just say?
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 2: No, I'm picking it up. It dropped. That's just that's
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 2: one side.
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 1:07:28
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• 1:07:30
  Speaker 10: Show right after.
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 5: You're listening Harvey Morning Show.
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 10: So I gotta ask you, guys, because we've all done this,
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 10: what was your most embarrassing text that you ever sent
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 10: to someone by accident?
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 1: We've all done this.
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 10: Uh, you know, there's nothing worse than you're writing a
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 10: private text to someone, personal text and sending it to
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 10: the wrong person.
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 1: That is why I do not do group texts.
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 11: You don't.
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 2: You would not respond on at.
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 1: All because I forget to turn it off and fairly.
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 9: Response comes back single. It is nobody else told it,
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 9: and I know how to text, but.
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 14: So so Junia, have you ever Oh yeah, you need
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 14: to understand last names. If the two people got the
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 14: same last name, picked the right one. Because I sent
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 14: a text to my sisters said my mama, get on
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 14: my damn nurse, send it right to my mama.
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 1: Oh I get so your damn nurse. That's what I do,
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 1: That's what I do. I should have known that it
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 1: was really really rough week.
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah yeah.
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 7: Talisia's space and alicia space is really close, yeah close.
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 1: And I spent Talisha.
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 2: I should man, I was.
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 1: Going tell me, I know you sent some neked pictures
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 1: to somebody before.
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 5: You were married.
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 2: I know you did, Shirley, how do I paint this? Okay?
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 2: Let me try to walk this thin line though. Okay.
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 9: Jackie went on her way home and said, find us
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 9: something to eat, you know, find you know, let's see
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 9: if we got something in there to cook to eat.
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 9: You know this one, this one you just got your
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 9: phone that take pictures and all that, so you know,
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 9: you just try and stuff. I put myself in a
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 9: hot dog bun with relish and mustard and hooked the
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 9: picture and called myself sending and saying wait till you
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 9: get home and get this foot long.
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 2: And I hit sin and did not know man, I
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 2: hit the wrong damn jacket and that was that was.
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 1: You heard what he said?
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 2: S wrong, jack get your gott you can give us
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 2: the response back.
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 8: He's still alive.
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 2: That's good.
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 1: That's a good sign. What did the wrong Jackie say?
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 9: Yeah, you got the wrong jacket, and you know it
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 9: was a friend of the family jacket.
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 2: Like when you get home, you're gonna get this foot long.
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 9: You got the wrong jacket, I said, But where did
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 9: you Where did you find it?
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 2: Where did you find them? Baby? Hot dog? Bro shut up?
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 8: I got him in the store.
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 2: See I've seen him.
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 6: Don't go along with him. No, I've seen him at weddings.
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 6: But I just didn't never know where to get him. Yeah,
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 6: you know from Na sausage.
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 2: The worst text I ever said.
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 6: About five six years ago, and uh we in this
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 6: group text me Rashon, a couple other people and the
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 6: executive producer of the show. So the last text had
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 6: came from Rashon. So my executive producer is talking to me,
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 6: and she's a woman, and she's right in my face,
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 6: and she just talking to me, and she was so
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 6: close to my face. I picked my phone up and
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 6: just text back to Rashon, Amen, come get her out
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 6: yo in words face she too damn close, saying I'm
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 6: thinking I'm just sending it right back to Rashon. It's
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 6: in the group text.
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 2: She got it too. She two inches from my face.
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 2: Her phone dings. She looks at it and says, oh really.
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 6: Sean is running from the back of the bus trying
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 6: to stop them from looking.
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 2: At the I don't know. It's too late, yog. I
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 2: said that about her. It was right, she was right there.
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 3: I heard her phone go dang.
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 2: A text to.
• 1:12:13
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• 1:12:16
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  Speaker 1: Okay, keep in.
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  Speaker 8: Mind, this dating app slogan is life is short, have
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  Speaker 8: an affair.
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  Speaker 1: Okay.
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  Speaker 10: So here's the that's there's motto and their slogan. All right,
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  Speaker 10: here's some of the top cheating cities. This is according
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  Speaker 10: to Ashley Madison. All Right, Buffalo, New York, Tampa, Las Vegas.
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  Speaker 10: We all won't know that one, right right, Atlanta, Richmond,
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  Speaker 10: virgim Cincinnati, Uh huh Baton rouge wow? Uh Miami fell
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  Speaker 10: off from the number one spot.
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  Speaker 6: Uh.
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  Speaker 10: Any guesses on what the number one spot might be
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  Speaker 10: Any guesses La New York.
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  Speaker 1: Uh you would think so d C.
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  Speaker 8: Nope, Steve, New York, New York. No good guess.
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  Speaker 1: It's all good guesses, but no down Salt Lake City.
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  Speaker 8: U talk random excellent guests.
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  Speaker 5: But the number one.
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  Speaker 10: Is Columbus, Ohio. Columbus, Ohio, the number one city, you cheaters. Yeah,
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  Speaker 10: and Cleveland's also in there. Cleveland's in there, three Ohio, Cleveland.
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  Speaker 5: Columbus.
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  Speaker 2: Without everybody cleaveing, No life too short?
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  Speaker 3: Coming up in.
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  Speaker 8: Thirty three minutes after we'll play around it. Would you
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  Speaker 8: rather right after this?
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  Speaker 10: You're listening hard morning show time now, guys, but would
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  Speaker 10: you rather? Would you rather be captured by pirates or cowboys?
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  Speaker 10: You know those Old West bad guys. Pirates are Old
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  Speaker 10: West bad guys.
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  Speaker 6: I'm gonna go with the Old West day because I'm
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  Speaker 6: bout on that water. I can't jump off now, so
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  Speaker 6: I'm forever your captain because I cannot jump.
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  Speaker 5: In your sad.
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  Speaker 1: I am the captain.
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  Speaker 6: Now, I'm gonna leavest behind a cactus of something, got shot.
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  Speaker 6: I'm gonna brough a breakout running to the heel something.
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  Speaker 6: When you on that ship, your ass gots to sit there.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, all right.
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  Speaker 10: Would you rather get cheated on and know about it?
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  Speaker 10: Or not get cheated on and just always be suspicious?
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  Speaker 6: I just take this suspicially. I don't give it terrible
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  Speaker 6: about that. You huh going to the but knowing you cheated.
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  Speaker 8: And still be there.
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  Speaker 3: You know that's not gonna work.
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  Speaker 1: Your third doctors appointment this week?
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  Speaker 6: You know that?
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  Speaker 3: Analyze you can't go to.
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  Speaker 6: The grocery store to the doctor while you buy down
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  Speaker 6: the igh street?
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  Speaker 2: Who else like that place?
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  Speaker 1: Just be suspicious?
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  Speaker 2: Who should it be a little stuff?
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  Speaker 9: Oh?
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  Speaker 15: Oh oh black panty holes? What you ain't been wearing black?
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  Speaker 6: Okay?
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  Speaker 14: All right?
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  Speaker 2: Wait, wait, wa hey, hey, what does your brave and fault?
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  Speaker 3: I'm just taking a.
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  Speaker 1: Breath for what?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah?
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  Speaker 4: All right?
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  Speaker 1: Are you quite done?
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  Speaker 9: Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: All right?
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  Speaker 8: Would you rather have fortune or fame?
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  Speaker 9: Let's unfortunately, let's that's the most famous persons.
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  Speaker 2: Let me tell you something.
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  Speaker 6: If I could find a way to make this money
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  Speaker 6: and nobody everybody leave me alone?
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  Speaker 2: Yet?
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  Speaker 8: No, that's right, No, that's right, all right.
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  Speaker 10: Would you rather be a clown in a rodeo who
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  Speaker 10: distracts the bull or would you rather be the cowboy
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  Speaker 10: who rides the bull?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah?
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  Speaker 6: I'mn be the clown from your bet not fall off
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  Speaker 6: every when I'm out there. Better to get to roll
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  Speaker 6: and get your ass out there a riada, Come on, dog,
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  Speaker 6: come out. I don't be nowhere?
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  Speaker 2: Did it for?
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  Speaker 3: Do that shout again?
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  Speaker 6: I like.
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  Speaker 2: Cowboy?
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  Speaker 1: Get out for him, Get out for him? All right,
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  Speaker 1: we gotta go. Time for our last break of the day.
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  Speaker 10: And at forty nine minutes after some closing remarks from
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  Speaker 10: the one and only Steve Harvey, right after this, you're listening.
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  Speaker 5: Morning show.
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  Speaker 10: All right, here we are our last break of the day. Wow,
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  Speaker 10: it's been a good day, a fun day, and Steve,
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  Speaker 10: you can take it away.
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  Speaker 2: Here it is.
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  Speaker 6: You know, I was thinking and something that's helped me
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  Speaker 6: in my lifetime. It was a difficult lesson to learn
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  Speaker 6: for me, but I finally got it together years ago.
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  Speaker 2: But it took me some time.
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  Speaker 6: I must admit I spent all of my twenties and
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  Speaker 6: thirties not understanding this, and even a little bit now,
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  Speaker 6: just mostly twenties and thirties. So I'm gonna share it
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  Speaker 6: with you, and I want you to understand that I'm saying.
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  Speaker 6: I'm saying all this in love. You can't share everything
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  Speaker 6: with everybody.
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  Speaker 9: You know.
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  Speaker 6: That really seems so simple, But I can't tell you
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  Speaker 6: how many times you inadvertently damage yourself, your opportunity, and
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  Speaker 6: your journey by not understanding this real simple rule. You
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  Speaker 6: cannot You cannot share everything with everybody, can't. You can't
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  Speaker 6: share your visions with everybody because they don't really care.
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  Speaker 6: Then everybody's not genuinely interested in your career, goals, your visions,
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  Speaker 6: your hopes for tomorrow. A lot of people you share
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  Speaker 6: stuff with don't even understand the thing that you're telling
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  Speaker 6: is in your imagination. They don't even get it. And
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  Speaker 6: I understand they don't get what's in your imagination because
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  Speaker 6: it's something they could never ever possibly imagine. And basically,
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  Speaker 6: the number one reason you can't share everything with everybody
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  Speaker 6: is just real simple. Most people don't care, you know,
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  Speaker 6: They'll just sit up and listen to you and look
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  Speaker 6: just as concerned as soon as you walk away. Don't
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  Speaker 6: give you the idea, the thought you had another moment
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  Speaker 6: of consideration. They don't care. But do you understand something
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  Speaker 6: they don't have to. It's perfectly okay that they don't
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  Speaker 6: see your vision share your vision. That it's okay that
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  Speaker 6: they're not genuinely interested. It's okay that they don't understand
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  Speaker 6: what's coming out of your imagination. It's perfectly fine that
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  Speaker 6: they don't care, because there is really no one else
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  Speaker 6: more critical to your journey or your success than God.
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  Speaker 2: Nobody.
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  Speaker 6: There is no one living that's more critical to your
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  Speaker 6: journey or your success than God. Period Now, if you're
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  Speaker 6: blessed and you got a supportive spouse jackpot, that's bonus.
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  Speaker 6: Or you found someone in your life that's your ride
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  Speaker 6: or die, that's bonus. Or you got one of your
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  Speaker 6: friends that's with you through thick and thin and it's
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  Speaker 6: hard to find them but they exist, then that's a bonus.
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  Speaker 6: The rest of the people really listen to me, they
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  Speaker 6: don't matter. They don't matter because they don't matter. It
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  Speaker 6: doesn't matter what they think, say, feel, or give you
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  Speaker 6: back because it's irrelevant, non important, significant to your journey
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  Speaker 6: or your success. You've got to get this through your
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  Speaker 6: head because I spent too much time sharing everything with everybody,
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  Speaker 6: thinking I was sharing it in hopes that they might
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  Speaker 6: have a piece of information from me. The majority of
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  Speaker 6: people I shared it with didn't have nothing from me.
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  Speaker 6: I wasted time sitting up there, and then I'll tell
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  Speaker 6: you something else that happened. You can tell your big
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  Speaker 6: dreams to small minded people if you want to. And
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  Speaker 6: now you've given one of the devil's imps the information
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  Speaker 6: that he needs to provide obstruction. That's a sad thing, man,
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  Speaker 6: But I want you all to be aware because sometimes
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  Speaker 6: we seek the wrong people's approval and you end up
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  Speaker 6: wasting time. Why does it matter to you what they
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  Speaker 6: think of you when they don't even care about you?
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  Speaker 6: What does it matter what they think of you and
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  Speaker 6: they don't even know you?
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  Speaker 9: Do?
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  Speaker 10: You know?
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  Speaker 2: Some people post stuff.
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  Speaker 6: On social media and be just as happy with they picture,
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  Speaker 6: they little caption, and you put it online and you're
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  Speaker 6: just saying, man, I'm having a great day off. Man,
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  Speaker 6: I just want to show y'all something that God has
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  Speaker 6: blessed me to share with you all. And if you
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  Speaker 6: mess around and read your comments, here comes somebody on
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  Speaker 6: your comment page that then took your perfectly well intentioned
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  Speaker 6: caption and your picture that you meant no harm to
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  Speaker 6: anybody posted, and here they come with a bunch of negativity,
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  Speaker 6: And now all of a sudden, your day is off
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  Speaker 6: course because somebody says something about you that don't.
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  Speaker 2: Even know you.
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  Speaker 6: People's opinion of you is none of your business, nor
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  Speaker 6: should you make it yours. That negative comment that they
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  Speaker 6: put on your timeline in your comment section. If you
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  Speaker 6: had never read that, do you know you would have
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  Speaker 6: went right on about your Mary Day? Do you know
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  Speaker 6: that that blessing you posted would have still been your blessing?
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  Speaker 6: Do you know the intent that you posted it with
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  Speaker 6: all goodwill to share something with somebody, to put a
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  Speaker 6: positive spein on they day? It would have still been there.
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  Speaker 6: But oh no, no, no, no, you allowed somebody to
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  Speaker 6: matter who don't even matter. Stop telling everybody everything because
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  Speaker 6: everybody don't care. Get that through your head. I don't
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  Speaker 6: care how fine you are. Somebody don't like you, and
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  Speaker 6: it's okay. And those closing walks are dedicated to the
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  Speaker 6: girl who turned me down after junior part.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I have a great day.
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