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Weekend Review, Aladdin, Denzel Washington, NBA Finals and more. · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Y'all know what time of y'all don't know y'all at all.
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  Speaker 1: Steve har listening to movie together for STU. Please momy,
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  Speaker 1: you're listening to the voice, come on dig me now.
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  Speaker 1: One and only Steve Harvey got a radio show. Man,
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  Speaker 1: If if I had time enough to tell the whole trip,
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  Speaker 1: the whole journey, and y'all would be sitting up in
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  Speaker 1: there going okay to Steve, are we gonna play the
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  Speaker 1: show this week? But man, it's been a lot of
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  Speaker 1: amazing things has happened to me over the years, and
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  Speaker 1: not all of them good. It's been some amazingly bad
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  Speaker 1: things that have happened too. But I just come on
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  Speaker 1: in the morning as a reminder to everybody of the
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  Speaker 1: actual goodness of God that you know, man, that these
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  Speaker 1: mistakes that you're making, that these setbacks that you keep having,
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  Speaker 1: that these falls that keep occurring in your life, that
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  Speaker 1: they all are leading you somewhere. If you just don't
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  Speaker 1: ever give up. That's the key. You can never ever
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  Speaker 1: give up because you don't know how the trip has
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  Speaker 1: been laid out for you. You know, if somebody had
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  Speaker 1: told me years ago when I had the dream of
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  Speaker 1: being on TV and then I thought about being a
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  Speaker 1: one of one of the best comedians I could be,
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  Speaker 1: you know, when I when I started, somebody had told
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  Speaker 1: me everything that was gonna have to happen in order
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  Speaker 1: for me to get there, I would have changed it.
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  Speaker 1: I would have I would have said, Okay, well I
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  Speaker 1: ain't gonna be that. How about this? See and no
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  Speaker 1: one can know all of the events of their life
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  Speaker 1: ahead of time. You know, it'd be so nice, wouldn't it.
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  Speaker 1: You know, to prepare for it, see it coming, be
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  Speaker 1: aware of the haters, always knowing when the backstabbing moment
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  Speaker 1: is coming in your life, always on when you're gonna
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  Speaker 1: get blindsided by the enemy. We are really great to
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  Speaker 1: know that, wouldn't it. Well, that's not how it works.
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  Speaker 1: So since no one knows exactly the challenges and the
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  Speaker 1: pitfalls and the detools that's going to be set them.
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  Speaker 1: It's it's it's imperative that you just don't give up
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  Speaker 1: because see, knowing these things, we as human beings by nature,
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  Speaker 1: would choose another route. But it ain't the route God
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  Speaker 1: God for you, though, See the route God God for you.
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  Speaker 1: If you if you're trying to do the right thing,
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  Speaker 1: if you're doing the best you can, if you ain't
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  Speaker 1: out here just intentionally just messing over, folks, if you're
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  Speaker 1: using faith, and that's the belief in things that you
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  Speaker 1: cannot see. If you have something on the inside of
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  Speaker 1: you to keep saying there's got to be more to
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  Speaker 1: life than that, then that's that's you. You, my friend,
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  Speaker 1: have a great chance as hell. And if you've ever
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  Speaker 1: had that feeling then gave up on it, just get
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  Speaker 1: it back, just ask for it back, Just say, hey man,
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  Speaker 1: I'm getting back to the way I used to be
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  Speaker 1: because there's a change that's available in your life. But
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  Speaker 1: you gotta take it. You gotta take a shot at it. Folks.
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  Speaker 1: There's a chance for you to get it right, but
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  Speaker 1: you gotta take a shot at it. Folks. There's a
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  Speaker 1: chance for you to turn this whole thing around with
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  Speaker 1: God's help, but you gotta take a shot at it.
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  Speaker 1: You see, this decision is yours. The decision to lay
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  Speaker 1: down and give up, that's yours. It ain't. It just
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  Speaker 1: got too hard for me. Life too much, man, life
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  Speaker 1: hard and too much for everybody. What I gotta get
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  Speaker 1: you to see, my father used to always tell me,
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  Speaker 1: He says, son, best lessons in life to burn your
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  Speaker 1: value and learn the most is a bout lesson. I
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  Speaker 1: didn't quite understand that being young, but I showed God
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  Speaker 1: it Now ain't no lesson like a bout lesson. The
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  Speaker 1: one you pay for. Those are the ones that hold
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  Speaker 1: to you, that stick to you, that that that start
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  Speaker 1: turning you into who you're gonna be. Those are the
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  Speaker 1: character builders. See, you got to be forged to get
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  Speaker 1: to where you want to go in life. So that's
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  Speaker 1: what the challenges and missteps is for. That's what the
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  Speaker 1: failing is about. Now, I know you don't like it.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't. I know you're not comfortable with I wouldn't.
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  Speaker 1: I know you wish it was over sooner than later.
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  Speaker 1: I always do. I always want it to be over
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  Speaker 1: sooner than later, because the later manager seems like it's
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  Speaker 1: so much I gotta go through. But let me tell
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  Speaker 1: you something, man, if you can, if you can forge
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  Speaker 1: your way through it and understand that you are forged
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  Speaker 1: in life, I don't know. I was on TBN one
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  Speaker 1: time when I was doing one of my motivational speeches,
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  Speaker 1: and I began to wonder about this experience. I had
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  Speaker 1: a Ford Motor Company and my last job after the
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  Speaker 1: auto industry started going down, my last job was in
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  Speaker 1: the fountry and my job was to stand at the
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  Speaker 1: end almost where the engines first come out of the furnace. See,
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  Speaker 1: the engines are poured into a mold's hot melted down
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  Speaker 1: metal whatever they call it, lava or whatever. They poured
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  Speaker 1: into a mole and it goes into this furnace that's
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  Speaker 1: extremely hot. And my job was after the heat was
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  Speaker 1: applied to the engine block, it would come through and
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  Speaker 1: it would go through a hardening stage. But the way
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  Speaker 1: it was hardening, they would cool it. Suddenly they would
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  Speaker 1: flush it with water. It was just blast water on it.
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  Speaker 1: But the fire and the high temperature is what made
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  Speaker 1: the engine block solidified. It's because it's gotta get real hot,
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  Speaker 1: get melted down first. Then it's got to get poured
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  Speaker 1: into a mole. Then it's gotta be pressure, hit with
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  Speaker 1: water and all of that, and then it could and
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  Speaker 1: it's real hot. Now it's still hot even though there's
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  Speaker 1: water been shutter. But when it comes out the end
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  Speaker 1: of the side, there's a lot of flashing in it,
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  Speaker 1: and flashing is a metal from that din dripped through
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  Speaker 1: the cast molding on it, just like flecks of extra
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  Speaker 1: pieces of metal. My job was to hit this engine
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  Speaker 1: block in the front, which is huge, heavy rubber mallet,
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  Speaker 1: knock all the flashing off the front, and when it
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  Speaker 1: came around back to bam, hit it real hard again
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  Speaker 1: on the backside. And that became the core of what
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  Speaker 1: the car is. A car without a great engine is nothing.
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  Speaker 1: It's just a pretty looking vehicle over there. But if
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  Speaker 1: it can't do what it was made to do because
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  Speaker 1: the engine block then cracked. So you can have a
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  Speaker 1: car look real good, but if it freezes an engine
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  Speaker 1: block crack your car, you can it's over man. You
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  Speaker 1: gotta get a new block. The block is the core.
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  Speaker 1: But in order for you for the car to do it,
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  Speaker 1: it's guy to do it's got to have a strong
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  Speaker 1: engine in it. In order for the engine to be strong,
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  Speaker 1: it's got to be forged and still come through fire,
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  Speaker 1: get poured in a mole, cooled off, heated, knocked around,
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  Speaker 1: beat on the front end, beat on the back end,
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  Speaker 1: in order for it to be what it's gonna be.
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  Speaker 1: The moral of the story, folks, is you got to
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  Speaker 1: get forged in fire to be what you're gonna be.
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  Speaker 1: You got to get beat up, you got to get
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  Speaker 1: pressure washed, you got to have heat on you, you
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  Speaker 1: gotta get melted down, you gotta get poured into a mole.
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  Speaker 1: That's how you become who you are. So the tough
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  Speaker 1: things that you're going through, the difficult challenges and the setbacks.
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  Speaker 1: I know a brother who went to prison, man, And
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  Speaker 1: the whole reason he ended up going to prison because
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  Speaker 1: he was looking out the low window, looking out in
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  Speaker 1: the yard at him working out. And then the next thing,
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  Speaker 1: you know, man, this brother decided that he was gonna
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  Speaker 1: go out there and work out. Well, guess what, he's
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  Speaker 1: one of the top trainers in country. Today. You're listening show,
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  Speaker 1: ladies and gentlemen and everybody else that's listening. This is
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  Speaker 1: the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You know, without a doubt,
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  Speaker 1: We have a different crew to this morning, but the
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  Speaker 1: same crew callin for real good morning Steve. Numbers to
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  Speaker 1: What's up on everybody? Jey Brown, the Kevin Duran, the Radio.
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  Speaker 1: I'm with a Winter Baby. Yeah, yeah, yeah, so good
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  Speaker 1: Monday morning. Shirley's out, Tommy's out, We're gonna ride. Whoa, whoa, whoa,
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  Speaker 1: Tommy's out. Yeah, nobody told me Tommy wasn't here, That's
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  Speaker 1: what I'm saying. Well, I don't even sew what the
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  Speaker 1: surprise is. It was a weekend, wasn't it. Yeah, Steve,
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  Speaker 1: how many days does he get because he's your nephew,
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  Speaker 1: how many days off does he get? I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: I frustrate, yeah, because it's like it's like weird, because
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  Speaker 1: like I'd be glad when he ain't here. Yeah, well so, man,
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  Speaker 1: but glad like how so in other words, as nephew
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  Speaker 1: vacation work as vacation best friends vacation. I mean, how
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  Speaker 1: does this? How does this work? How does this ever get?
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  Speaker 1: Best friend? Y'all know something, Timmy and I don't hang
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  Speaker 1: out at all. No, but that is your nephew, Steve.
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  Speaker 1: Come on, now, that's your boy, that's blood now, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: hang out well, because you know, because when he was little,
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  Speaker 1: you know what, I didn't want to hang out with
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  Speaker 1: him in it just sort of carry over, you know,
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  Speaker 1: you know, he make his own money and everything now
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  Speaker 1: and I still don't want to. You don't want to
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  Speaker 1: hang with him. Yeah, you know, it's just like it's
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  Speaker 1: like in my stomach, you know what I mean? You know, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you know it's kind of a feel, you know, because
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  Speaker 1: when he was literally used to do so much dumb stuff.
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  Speaker 1: I guess I just he's probably the only person I
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  Speaker 1: ain't just ever just fully forgave. Yeah, I think I'm
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  Speaker 1: saying somebody never said before. I think my nephew is
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  Speaker 1: the only person I've never fully forgave because he used
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  Speaker 1: to cost me so much of my valuable time. Go
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  Speaker 1: about go see about time and go down there and
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  Speaker 1: get time at bike back. Dumb ass bought a brand
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  Speaker 1: new bike. Road it to the stove. Ain't nobody steal it?
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  Speaker 1: He walked home. Guess why he walked home because he
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  Speaker 1: forgot he had a bike. Oh lord, you don't get now.
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  Speaker 1: We go down there and I watched the boy riding
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  Speaker 1: off on the bike. Oh man, man left? All right?
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  Speaker 1: Coming up at thirty two after the hour, we'll find
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  Speaker 1: out what the crew did over the weekend. We may
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  Speaker 1: hear more about Nephew. All of that we can review
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  Speaker 1: up next. You're listening show. All right, guys, it's Monday morning.
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  Speaker 1: What did you guys do over the weekend? Let's talk?
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  Speaker 1: Come on, go ahead. I went, y'all ready for this?
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  Speaker 1: Yes to a movie? Wow? You went to a movie?
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  Speaker 1: A movie theater? Yeah, a theater with the big seats
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  Speaker 1: and everything. Well, what I wanted to go see was
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  Speaker 1: John Wick. Okay, that's what I had. Got the theater.
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  Speaker 1: Four scoop, scoop? Excuse me, scoot, Junior. Did you hear that?
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  Speaker 1: I heard that? What does that mean? You got the theater?
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  Speaker 1: What does that mean? You get huff? What's that about?
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  Speaker 1: My motivation? I rented a theater because you know, I ain't.
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  Speaker 1: I haven't been to no movie, so I probably I
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  Speaker 1: can't tell you. We're just talking about the two thousand
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  Speaker 1: and four maybe something like that. Okay, so that's only
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  Speaker 1: fifteen years ago. So you rented entire rented a movie
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  Speaker 1: theater to go to so I could enjoy the movie.
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  Speaker 1: Sit there one and you know, they got they got rested,
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  Speaker 1: they got food, they got you know, you got menus,
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  Speaker 1: they got lights on it. We know, we got the Queen.
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  Speaker 1: See I never I never knew that here. That's my
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  Speaker 1: first I had to recline in chill. Yeah, you know,
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  Speaker 1: hid death for all that, and so I went. I
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  Speaker 1: wanted to see John Wit. But then Mardreie got involved.
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  Speaker 1: Lest let's take the grandkids. I said, well, okay, cool,
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  Speaker 1: but then you know, no crime. You know when when
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  Speaker 1: the killer starts, you know, crying blood, my mom my, mama,
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  Speaker 1: my friend, dad. No, no, no, no. So that's what
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  Speaker 1: I said. So my wife said, well, let's ask him.
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  Speaker 1: Can we watch Aladdin? I said, what Aladdin? Let going in?
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  Speaker 1: No damn movie watching, No Aladdin. So we go to
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  Speaker 1: the movie and watch Switch from Aladdin. Man. Now, first
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  Speaker 1: of all, let me say this about Will Smith. This
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  Speaker 1: boy right hill. It's a bad boy can act because
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  Speaker 1: his ass was the damn genie. Oh I wanted a
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  Speaker 1: lamp okay, But man, the movie was actually a good movie.
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  Speaker 1: I just don't like singing in no damn movie singing
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  Speaker 1: out still? Did I know that it's a Disney movie. More.
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  Speaker 1: My sons was in that laughing in my ass. They said, Daddy,
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  Speaker 1: every time a song came on, you took your hat off,
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  Speaker 1: staring your head. You hear it, man, And margin down
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  Speaker 1: there just sang in the damn song top of her lungs.
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  Speaker 1: She's involved, and it's just y'all in there. Yeah, before
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  Speaker 1: you didn't see the cartoon animation with Robin Williams. No,
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  Speaker 1: I didn't know what that was. And the thing about
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  Speaker 1: a musical, here's the thing about the musical. You never
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  Speaker 1: know when a song is gonna come up at all
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  Speaker 1: the inappropriate morad No point that I think this call
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  Speaker 1: for a song man with that damn will smell man
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  Speaker 1: much proper to that boy, that boy right there, Boy
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  Speaker 1: could Lord have mercy? That boy could act. It was
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  Speaker 1: really the good storyline. It was a really really good movie. Man.
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  Speaker 1: I went I've went in for the flying carpet I went.
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  Speaker 1: I bought in all of it. I wanted a carpet
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  Speaker 1: and a damn lamp or if I could have that
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  Speaker 1: lamp though, dog that Genie. The ending was good. It
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  Speaker 1: was a good movie. But I died. I died in
• 17:51
  Speaker 1: that movie. You went to sleep? Noah, I ain't go
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  Speaker 1: to sleep, and you don't go sleep in public? What's
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  Speaker 1: that mean? You're gonna go to sleep in public? No,
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  Speaker 1: there's no way I'm gonna be Republican. Go to sleep.
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  Speaker 1: Close my eye, go sleep first. You can't even walk
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  Speaker 1: up on the man. You can't safety and yeah, the
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  Speaker 1: question is all you gonna go see John Wick? Well,
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  Speaker 1: I ain't got no more days now, you know. Wife
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  Speaker 1: just sucked up if you go to her see And
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  Speaker 1: then my wife ignorant. So she had somebody standing in
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  Speaker 1: front of the whole family and take a picture while
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  Speaker 1: we're in the theater and one of them night cameras.
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  Speaker 1: So this dude go and take a picture of us,
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  Speaker 1: and my wife posted the picture and then on her
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  Speaker 1: Instagram and the caption say, zoom in on Steve's face.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah we see it right now, Marge that I didn't
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  Speaker 1: look like I was watching it. Now you look crazy crazy.
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  Speaker 1: But the family all look at the grandkids and Marjorie.
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  Speaker 1: That's a nice family moment you had, Steve, school see
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  Speaker 1: their grandpa, because you'd be tripping about your grandpa duties sometimes.
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  Speaker 1: See there, how you feel you feel good? I want
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  Speaker 1: to see John Wick gonna be real. I'm just gonna
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  Speaker 1: keep but we thank you, Pap Paul. You see see
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  Speaker 1: that made you feel good, right, appreciate, Yeah, I appreciate.
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  Speaker 1: That's nice. Good Yeah, yeah, nah, good thing. John Wish
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  Speaker 1: is a good ass movie though it really is. Man,
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  Speaker 1: you just gonna rub solid in it. You just you
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  Speaker 1: just can't killed County Stevie killed counted real high and
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  Speaker 1: John Wick, Man, tell you roll for that. Something about
• 19:49
  Speaker 1: your junior. What you're doing for the weekend? Oh, man,
• 19:51
  Speaker 1: friend of mine got a real nice boat and he
• 19:53
  Speaker 1: took me over and some of his friends. Man, we
• 19:56
  Speaker 1: went over to the Bahamas. Man, what Yeah, Man, I
• 20:00
  Speaker 1: ain't living the life. Boy, I'm telling you, so you
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  Speaker 1: want I think I get a bombus. I want to
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  Speaker 1: get a boat. Oh, Steve, talk to your boy. You're
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  Speaker 1: playing nephew over here. Help me on too. Here's the
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  Speaker 1: rule about buying a boat. Two Greatest days of a
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  Speaker 1: boat owner's life. The day he buyed and a day
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  Speaker 1: he's selling. Tell him what you say that soon the
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  Speaker 1: two greatest days. All right, well, we're gonna hear more
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  Speaker 1: about Junior want to buy a boat. We got church complaints,
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  Speaker 1: church announcement past, the Motown Deacon Junior, Reverend Adnoid all
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  Speaker 1: in the building right after this you're listening to. Coming
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  Speaker 1: up at the top of the hour, we'll have the
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  Speaker 1: weekend box office report. And uh, it's Monday, so it's
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  Speaker 1: time for church complaints. We got Deacon death Jam. He's out,
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  Speaker 1: Reverend Motown Reverend Adnoid, Deacon Junior. So let's get to it.
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  Speaker 1: Let's get to molding. Come on, good morning, good morning,
• 21:08
  Speaker 1: good morning. I love the Lord, the Lord of the Lord.
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  Speaker 1: I love the Lord. Sake it again, Sake it again,
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  Speaker 1: Love the Lord. Yes, it wouldn't hurt to sing it
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  Speaker 1: one more time. It really wouldn't sing it one more
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  Speaker 1: damn time? Say I love Oh the Lord is the
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  Speaker 1: last time that is. Deacon death Jam is out, but
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  Speaker 1: the church complaints will be conducted by Junior Deacon Junior
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  Speaker 1: and my brother or reverend and noying. Let us begin,
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  Speaker 1: Thank your pastor, thank you very much, pastor, this ungrateful
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  Speaker 1: church you have here, Pastor bro Fota Skinner, who only
• 22:34
  Speaker 1: has two big toes. It's asking would you please stop
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  Speaker 1: laughing at him when he's praised dancing. Yesterday you fell
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  Speaker 1: out your chair and also that got the congregation laughing
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  Speaker 1: as well. He said he can't dance while you laugh. No,
• 22:50
  Speaker 1: I think he could have stopped and he can't dance.
• 22:55
  Speaker 1: He didn't have to add me any You got five
• 23:00
  Speaker 1: my big toes on both feet, or what do you
• 23:04
  Speaker 1: want me to do? You got raisor cuts around all
• 23:08
  Speaker 1: your shoes, your your foot hooking out your shoe like
• 23:17
  Speaker 1: a fifty two card deck of cards. Just fray down else, No,
• 23:25
  Speaker 1: don't don't bother, don't even don't even bother with it.
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: You're ready, Here we go. The church has taken a
• 23:33
  Speaker 1: vote and we've come to the conclusion. Nobody wants to
• 23:37
  Speaker 1: say it, but the damnit I'm saying that the pastor's
• 23:40
  Speaker 1: wife cannot sing and she needs to stop. Okay, okay, okay,
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: she can't sing a lick at all, will you know?
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: Or she and is high army is to pass and
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: you are referring to my wife. Let me say this
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: at noise, careful, I know good and damn well. She
• 24:07
  Speaker 1: can't say, wait what I know good? And damn well?
• 24:12
  Speaker 1: She can't say, you don't think I know that? But
• 24:18
  Speaker 1: I sleep with hub What do you want me to
• 24:22
  Speaker 1: do about the happiness in my house? When I sleep
• 24:27
  Speaker 1: with a woman that can't say? But then she keeps
• 24:30
  Speaker 1: telling me the Lord said, come as you are, and
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: here she could just like what else you got? Huh?
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: Look here pastor hold on and just just so I
• 24:45
  Speaker 1: can even it out. My wife can't say ver a
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: noise and you can't preach it, go ahead and can't
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: reach Now you ain't got the vote. I just told you.
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: Nobody asked you to come up there on something asked
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: me go ahead, Deacon Junior, Yeah, past yesterday, the congregation
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: is very very furiated with you for the way that
• 25:13
  Speaker 1: you talked about the visiting who is my daddy Children's Choir?
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: You kept yelling not the father as they were singing,
• 25:21
  Speaker 1: and they just wanted an apology. Fac Well, that's not
• 25:28
  Speaker 1: gonna happen either. This was your father's. The visiting choir
• 25:34
  Speaker 1: was called who is my Daddy's Children's Quiet? He's wrong
• 25:37
  Speaker 1: for that. Well, you know they comprised. You know, I'll
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: jet be real with you. No, who is my father?
• 25:46
  Speaker 1: Quir was not talking about the Lord. None of the
• 25:51
  Speaker 1: kids that choir know that. No, No, it's you to
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: all the kids and the QUI don't know the kids
• 25:56
  Speaker 1: know their daddy, and I just I just throw out
• 25:59
  Speaker 1: hall not who is you that you know? All the
• 26:03
  Speaker 1: kids start crying. That ain't none of my fault. The
• 26:07
  Speaker 1: struggle is really really should name yourself quiet like you know,
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: the Gospel jewels or something. Once you once you putting
• 26:17
  Speaker 1: obvius out there, obvious got to be dealt with. That's faster. Alright, alright,
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: past this is kind of directed that you again, but
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: it's not a slack. But here you problem all the
• 26:30
  Speaker 1: members who drive Christ for three hundreds, but like all
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: the members who drive Christ for three hundreds asking that
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: you parked your real Rose Royce in the back because
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: it's making them look bad. If you could, just if
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: you can see a way to do that. You know,
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: it's about twelve Christ the three hundreds and up next
• 26:54
  Speaker 1: to a real damn You can see their pain. You
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: understand their paine. Let me ask you a couple of
• 27:02
  Speaker 1: questions here when you go to the club at night.
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: Do they put the roll roys in the back when
• 27:13
  Speaker 1: you go to valet at the restaurant? Do they put
• 27:17
  Speaker 1: the roll roy in the back when you pull up
• 27:22
  Speaker 1: at the hotel right out front Vegas, La? Anywhere? Have
• 27:32
  Speaker 1: you noticed that the roll ross is in the front.
• 27:36
  Speaker 1: Why would I take my roll roy and pull it
• 27:42
  Speaker 1: round to the back, because you Christler three hundred owners
• 27:48
  Speaker 1: want to flex your collar. Y'all have already phoned them
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: Chrystler three hundred Auto club. Ye remember how they used
• 27:58
  Speaker 1: to add a Z club in the club. Yeah, they
• 28:02
  Speaker 1: call them the C threes to C threes. And they
• 28:09
  Speaker 1: even called it, you know, they tried to take it
• 28:11
  Speaker 1: from CP three, you know, Chris Paul the three. But
• 28:16
  Speaker 1: it's up. It's a CPC, mh so chi CP stands.
• 28:26
  Speaker 1: CPC stands for colored people with christ We gotta go
• 28:33
  Speaker 1: past it. Yeah, that's a no. That's a no. Reverendad
• 28:38
  Speaker 1: Nord coming up at the top of the hour, we
• 28:40
  Speaker 1: got entertainment news. You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. In
• 28:48
  Speaker 1: today's entertainment news, let's talk about it. The weekend box
• 28:51
  Speaker 1: office report. Top five movies this weekend coming in at
• 28:55
  Speaker 1: number five rocket Man fourteen million. Number four you saw
• 29:00
  Speaker 1: it right, Jay loved it? Yeah, it was great, It
• 29:03
  Speaker 1: was good, It was really good. It was really good.
• 29:06
  Speaker 1: Time I snug in, So that don't really count. This
• 29:08
  Speaker 1: is the second week, yeah, yes, yes, second second week
• 29:12
  Speaker 1: for rocket Man now before Godzilla King of the Monsters
• 29:15
  Speaker 1: fifteen point How many weeks is that? This is a
• 29:19
  Speaker 1: second week? Didn't too? Yeah? Number three Aladdin twenty four
• 29:24
  Speaker 1: point five million, And Steve, for those that didn't hear
• 29:26
  Speaker 1: this earlier, how long Aladdin been out? Aladdin's been out
• 29:30
  Speaker 1: maybe a month, maybe three weeks? This stell made another Yeah, yeah,
• 29:36
  Speaker 1: but this movie season announced, Steve, you know the holiday.
• 29:38
  Speaker 1: I don't know nothing about that. I don't know nothing
• 29:42
  Speaker 1: about movie. See in this first movie I've been to
• 29:45
  Speaker 1: in years. Man. Yeah, but you went to a Laddin
• 29:47
  Speaker 1: with the grandkids. So for those that didn't hear it earlier,
• 29:50
  Speaker 1: how was the movie? Steve? You well, just go to
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: my wife's Instagram page, Marge Margin. I don't know how
• 29:58
  Speaker 1: she did it. She got somebody take a picture the
• 30:00
  Speaker 1: damn dog and took a picture of my face and
• 30:03
  Speaker 1: the capturing under the picture is zoom in on Steve's face,
• 30:08
  Speaker 1: that's my wife, and she played like that. I don't
• 30:11
  Speaker 1: know why she My wife is just as silly as
• 30:13
  Speaker 1: she want to be. You had fun with the grandkids,
• 30:17
  Speaker 1: but it was family. Yeah, yeah, it was grandkids. Rented
• 30:20
  Speaker 1: the theater out for him. Well, I thought we I
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: rented it out to go see john Wick. And then
• 30:25
  Speaker 1: she talking about I'm taking the grandkids. I said, well, okay,
• 30:28
  Speaker 1: now when the killing start, no crime, no crime, kids,
• 30:35
  Speaker 1: it's gonna be some killing in john Wick. My wife said,
• 30:40
  Speaker 1: we are not taking them grandkids and see no john Wick.
• 30:42
  Speaker 1: I said, well, that's funny. I got the theater for
• 30:45
  Speaker 1: john Wick. She said, well, I think we all take
• 30:47
  Speaker 1: the grandkids. I said, I got the theater for john Wick. Now,
• 30:53
  Speaker 1: so we went to see us. All right, Miss Harvey
• 30:58
  Speaker 1: is in charge? Love, yes, sir, all right? Number two
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  Speaker 1: number two movie Dark Phoenix bringing in thirty three million,
• 31:07
  Speaker 1: and the number one movie drum Roll Ladies and Gentleman,
• 31:11
  Speaker 1: The Secret Life of Pets two with Kevin Hart. Yes
• 31:18
  Speaker 1: there too, yes, yea, yeah, forty seven point one million
• 31:22
  Speaker 1: dollars you saw ja. Yes, you know what's so good
• 31:25
  Speaker 1: about when they do a movie like this. It's for
• 31:27
  Speaker 1: the kids, But They put a lot of jokes in
• 31:29
  Speaker 1: there that only have grown up would get, which is
• 31:32
  Speaker 1: canting for grown up. So it's really good. Can take
• 31:34
  Speaker 1: your kids to see it? Yeah, we're going this week.
• 31:37
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna take the kids to see its Secret Life
• 31:39
  Speaker 1: of Pets. Two. Congratulations to Kevin Hart. He is family. Yeah, Steve, Yeah,
• 31:44
  Speaker 1: Steve Robie Morning Show, all right. And then other entertainment
• 31:48
  Speaker 1: news Yeah, everything n love love Kevin. All right. Let
• 31:55
  Speaker 1: me tell you this guy's another entertainment news. Congratulations going
• 31:58
  Speaker 1: out to Denzel Washington, the Goat. He received the American
• 32:02
  Speaker 1: Film Institute Lifetime Achievement Award. Julia Roberts, Miss Cicily Tyson
• 32:08
  Speaker 1: was there, Spike Lee, Chadwick Boseman, Michael b Jordan, Jamie Fox,
• 32:12
  Speaker 1: they were all. It was star studded, all on hand
• 32:15
  Speaker 1: to sleep ze. Yes. When did he get that? This
• 32:21
  Speaker 1: was this past Thursday, Steve. Yeah, So we have the
• 32:24
  Speaker 1: sec congratulation Denzel. Oh my goodness. He saluted his wife,
• 32:28
  Speaker 1: Paul Letter Washington standing ovations. So we just have to
• 32:31
  Speaker 1: say congratulations to the Goat and guys, what is really
• 32:36
  Speaker 1: I just have to say this, what is your favorite
• 32:38
  Speaker 1: to ask you? Guys? Your favorite Denzel Washington movie, Go Steve.
• 32:44
  Speaker 1: There's so many hum Man him American gangster us. I
• 32:51
  Speaker 1: love Training Day lay Man on five, Like Eli took
• 32:59
  Speaker 1: me five how to watch the movie before I found
• 33:01
  Speaker 1: out his ass was flying off the hill. I don't
• 33:05
  Speaker 1: know how to hell let me miss that full times.
• 33:10
  Speaker 1: Remember you argued us down about that. I had to
• 33:14
  Speaker 1: go back and look at it. I still don't see
• 33:16
  Speaker 1: how he was black? Yeah, Malcolm x oh Malcolm Man?
• 33:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, what's the what's the boxing movie
• 33:33
  Speaker 1: he did? Steve Man? Urricane called Man, that was Hurricane? Yeah. Yeah, Yeah.
• 33:40
  Speaker 1: He's a bad boy. He's a bad boy. And the
• 33:43
  Speaker 1: job he did in Fences, directing and acting, he was
• 33:47
  Speaker 1: definitely overlooked. No, he's he's he's the dude man. Yeah,
• 33:55
  Speaker 1: not for real, Denzel is to dude. Yeah, he used
• 33:58
  Speaker 1: to do Morgan Freeman was there. It was at the
• 34:01
  Speaker 1: Dobe Theater, Steven Hollywood. You asked where was the No, No,
• 34:06
  Speaker 1: just a bad boy. He's the dude. He's of all actors.
• 34:12
  Speaker 1: For me, he's my favorite all time actor of all
• 34:17
  Speaker 1: time for me. You know you can have your own.
• 34:21
  Speaker 1: I just said for me when you say greatest actor,
• 34:24
  Speaker 1: I've ever seen It's Denzel to me, Yes, sir, yes,
• 34:27
  Speaker 1: sir to me. You can debate that you can like
• 34:29
  Speaker 1: who you like. Mine is just Dinzel, And I tell
• 34:35
  Speaker 1: you who else is a bad boy? That damn don Cheeto? Yes, yes, sir,
• 34:43
  Speaker 1: if you didn't want him the line easy, easy, We're
• 34:50
  Speaker 1: going on love don Cheeto. My favorite Denzel movie though,
• 34:57
  Speaker 1: Mobattle Blues Bleak. Yes, yes, love that that. Wesley snips,
• 35:01
  Speaker 1: what about you, junior? Quickly? Oh, training day, that training day?
• 35:06
  Speaker 1: Yea training love it? Love it? All right? Well yes, Alonzo,
• 35:15
  Speaker 1: all right, guys, we gotta go. Coming up at twenty
• 35:17
  Speaker 1: minutes after the hour in Trending News, Oh, Celebrity Family
• 35:22
  Speaker 1: Feud premiere last night. We will talk about it. Yes,
• 35:26
  Speaker 1: I didn't talk about it twenty after right after this,
• 35:29
  Speaker 1: you're listening show in trending News, You guys. Celebrity Family Feud,
• 35:36
  Speaker 1: hosted by our very own Steve Harvey, premiered last night,
• 35:41
  Speaker 1: John Legend, Chrissy Teagan Uh, Lisa Van der Pump, Terry crews. Oh,
• 35:47
  Speaker 1: it was star studded last night. But Steve, take a listen.
• 35:51
  Speaker 1: When you asked, Chrissy Uh, what people cheat on? It
• 35:55
  Speaker 1: was a question, and she didn't. She didn't have an answer.
• 35:58
  Speaker 1: Neither did John. Take a listen, ask if they've ever
• 36:01
  Speaker 1: cheated on what? I don't know? The answer you, uh,
• 36:08
  Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't have any You can't say
• 36:10
  Speaker 1: that the diet diet vander Pulp rules can still get
• 36:27
  Speaker 1: ready here answer there's when you just cussed him out
• 36:32
  Speaker 1: for not having it last he was the last answer John,
• 36:39
  Speaker 1: John said, I don't have it. You gotta say something, Christy.
• 36:42
  Speaker 1: We need answer. I don't have one. Most people will
• 36:47
  Speaker 1: fail the lie detector tests when asked if they've ever
• 36:50
  Speaker 1: cheated on what I do? I don't know. Honestly, Wow,
• 37:01
  Speaker 1: it's funny. Last night, Steve, I'm telling you man family.
• 37:05
  Speaker 1: The thing, the celebrity family feud is so different from
• 37:08
  Speaker 1: regular family. You said it last night, though, Steve, you said,
• 37:13
  Speaker 1: I don't like celebrity family feudal like regular y'all just here.
• 37:18
  Speaker 1: Y'all got money. You know, if you don't win the
• 37:21
  Speaker 1: twenty five thousand, you already got twenty five, but the
• 37:27
  Speaker 1: will to win ain't there. What was good though, it
• 37:30
  Speaker 1: was really really good, but you had you had a
• 37:32
  Speaker 1: little meltdown when you said that, and then you tried
• 37:35
  Speaker 1: to peck your chest at the end when Terry Crews.
• 37:38
  Speaker 1: Did you see that, Junior, when the crewise family. Yeah,
• 37:41
  Speaker 1: man Terry took his jacket off and ship himself. Yeah,
• 37:50
  Speaker 1: that's that's something every man wish he could do. It
• 37:53
  Speaker 1: really does you really do? Not? Really? Jay, I do
• 37:59
  Speaker 1: pressing alls, I really do, So tell us about it, Steve.
• 38:06
  Speaker 1: What else can we expect from celebrity family Feud this season? Oh,
• 38:11
  Speaker 1: Tracy Ellis Watts and uh, the Blackish cast was really good.
• 38:16
  Speaker 1: It's some really really good stuff coming on. That's the thing.
• 38:19
  Speaker 1: You taped it a long time ago. But all I
• 38:22
  Speaker 1: can tell you just try to watch it, you know,
• 38:25
  Speaker 1: star studing high. Yeah, from Celebrity Families, it was good.
• 38:28
  Speaker 1: It was really in good last night. I enjoyed it.
• 38:31
  Speaker 1: So congratulations teen Terry Crews one, Lisa van der Pump
• 38:35
  Speaker 1: one for her Dog Foundation, and she is actually leaving
• 38:38
  Speaker 1: the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. But I'll tell you
• 38:40
  Speaker 1: about that soon. Coming out at thirty four after the hour,
• 38:43
  Speaker 1: we're going to talk about game five tonight in be
• 38:48
  Speaker 1: A Finals Junior Sports talk all of that. Right after this,
• 38:52
  Speaker 1: you're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, Junior,
• 38:56
  Speaker 1: you are here, Steve Jay Sports Talk. Let's go three
• 39:01
  Speaker 1: one Raptors who used to sing that song turn that
• 39:05
  Speaker 1: lights the parties in the North in the North KD
• 39:11
  Speaker 1: Katie coming back up. If you think so, m you
• 39:15
  Speaker 1: gonna have to come back. They're gonna win. This didn't
• 39:17
  Speaker 1: win this series. Well, I ain't heard nothing, but no,
• 39:21
  Speaker 1: I'm just saying he's gonna have to come back. And
• 39:22
  Speaker 1: if he ain't playing, it's old. Yeah, it's it's ugly, man,
• 39:27
  Speaker 1: it's ugly. And you know, I don't even like Toronto.
• 39:31
  Speaker 1: I like the ball players on Toronto, but I don't
• 39:34
  Speaker 1: care nothing about it. What ain't have you ever been
• 39:40
  Speaker 1: in Toronto? Yeah, I've been there. Yeah, comedy clubs have
• 39:44
  Speaker 1: a lot of comedy, good comedy. Have been in Toronto.
• 39:48
  Speaker 1: I was at the border Canada for six hours one time.
• 39:51
  Speaker 1: I ain't got to ever go back. Oh that's what
• 39:54
  Speaker 1: it is. That's why Grudge's home. Oh yeah, I hold grudges.
• 40:04
  Speaker 1: How many years ago was this? Oh it's the night
• 40:07
  Speaker 1: of the Kings of Comedy. We had performed at the
• 40:09
  Speaker 1: Arko Theater in Buffalo. A bunch of money man. We
• 40:12
  Speaker 1: decided to go on over the board and do some gamble.
• 40:16
  Speaker 1: Huh huh. But that was a long time ago, Steve.
• 40:18
  Speaker 1: You can give a damn that dog. No no, no, no, no,
• 40:24
  Speaker 1: no racially profiled. You could believe that, oh clip dog
• 40:29
  Speaker 1: took that whole limo apart, was cutting the linings out
• 40:33
  Speaker 1: of our coats everything. Really, yeah, man, because we had
• 40:37
  Speaker 1: so much cash in the car. Where'd you get this cash?
• 40:40
  Speaker 1: I said, got paid last night? You got paid well
• 40:44
  Speaker 1: last night the Arko Theater in Buffalo, New York, doing
• 40:48
  Speaker 1: what I said, were the kings of comedy. What is
• 40:51
  Speaker 1: that to comedy group? And you make this so much money?
• 40:55
  Speaker 1: I said, that's only half of We already got the
• 40:57
  Speaker 1: other head. So it was getting him madder and madder.
• 41:04
  Speaker 1: So you're trying to tell me in one night you
• 41:07
  Speaker 1: made this much cash. Who do you think you're talking to? Cool?
• 41:11
  Speaker 1: Then he heard me because I said under my breath, Well,
• 41:15
  Speaker 1: I say, I just said it under my brother. Who
• 41:19
  Speaker 1: do you think you're talking to? I said, polask customer, Jake,
• 41:24
  Speaker 1: what you said? What we've been in that two hours? Yeah?
• 41:30
  Speaker 1: At this point, pol ass custom ajor, what it is not?
• 41:33
  Speaker 1: What is not the statement to me? But I didn't
• 41:37
  Speaker 1: really intend for the guy to hear me. I had
• 41:39
  Speaker 1: leaned over to see it and said, say it was
• 41:44
  Speaker 1: holiday laugh. He thought it was hysterical. Yeah, I think
• 41:48
  Speaker 1: Poe Ass was the one that got him the moment.
• 41:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah you think you think the y Yeah to the Raptors,
• 41:56
  Speaker 1: junior black dude had cash. You know, so six hours man,
• 42:04
  Speaker 1: then customed six hours. You're free to go enjoy yourself. Man,
• 42:08
  Speaker 1: we're going home. Ain't going on this fucking country. Got
• 42:13
  Speaker 1: to be out chilling behind. Go enjoy yourself so we
• 42:16
  Speaker 1: can do this on the way back now, partner. So
• 42:21
  Speaker 1: that's what they do when to night uncle. You know,
• 42:23
  Speaker 1: Drake gonna go crazy. No, man, I don't care. I
• 42:27
  Speaker 1: mean I like Drake personally. I don't see what everybody's
• 42:29
  Speaker 1: talking about. Drake. Drake ain't that big a deal with
• 42:31
  Speaker 1: me in this series. He ain't got nothing to do
• 42:33
  Speaker 1: with this series. He was just a fan. He're a fan.
• 42:37
  Speaker 1: He ain't dropping no balls. And then you think you
• 42:39
  Speaker 1: can piss off Draymond Green. You wrong. Got all my
• 42:43
  Speaker 1: money on Draymond or if they start swinging, Ye, yeah,
• 42:48
  Speaker 1: I got all just the two names. You're Drake, I'm
• 42:55
  Speaker 1: Draymond yeah, yeah, that's an ass Draymond. Yeah, yeah, Well,
• 43:01
  Speaker 1: I don't know how to say Kevin Durant was practicing.
• 43:03
  Speaker 1: Did did you hear something like that? But he needs
• 43:08
  Speaker 1: to play though he don't need to pray, he needs
• 43:11
  Speaker 1: to play. I'd like to see it because it'd be
• 43:13
  Speaker 1: light skinning dark skinting. My money on dark skin I'm sorry.
• 43:16
  Speaker 1: Dark skinned people ain't never lost a stop. I don't
• 43:22
  Speaker 1: know that. I got a cousin fifty five and oh
• 43:31
  Speaker 1: never didn't worry about getting cut up. That's the thing. Yeah,
• 43:37
  Speaker 1: I'm terrible. We're gonna watch the game tonight the Warriors
• 43:41
  Speaker 1: Toronto Raptors tonight, Game five coming up next. Juniors here
• 43:45
  Speaker 1: for the nephew prank phone call. Right after this, you're
• 43:48
  Speaker 1: listening to Steven Show coming up at the top of
• 43:53
  Speaker 1: the hour. Right about four minutes after today's strawberry letter.
• 43:56
  Speaker 1: I will handle it with Steve Harvey. My girls the
• 44:00
  Speaker 1: strawberry She is out today. The subject is I hope
• 44:03
  Speaker 1: my wife will have an open mind. But right now,
• 44:08
  Speaker 1: Junior's in for the nephew Nephew. Tommy's out today too.
• 44:10
  Speaker 1: What you got the gift that sent her run a cat? Hello? Hello,
• 44:19
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to Uh, I'm trying to reach Bree. Hey, Bree,
• 44:23
  Speaker 1: how you doing? Listen? We um you know I we've
• 44:25
  Speaker 1: never met. I wanted to reach out to you, though.
• 44:27
  Speaker 1: Did you um? Did you get um? Did you get
• 44:30
  Speaker 1: a package I sent to you last week? A package?
• 44:34
  Speaker 1: Who is it? My name is my name? My name
• 44:37
  Speaker 1: is Jason um And I sent you a package? I
• 44:40
  Speaker 1: know you? Who are you? Say? Again, how do I
• 44:43
  Speaker 1: know you? You don't know me. I'm just you know,
• 44:46
  Speaker 1: I guess you could say I'm like a secret admirer.
• 44:48
  Speaker 1: And I've been in mind you for quite some time.
• 44:50
  Speaker 1: And uh, you know, I sent you a little something.
• 44:53
  Speaker 1: Uh you know, I didn't know if if you got
• 44:55
  Speaker 1: it or not if I had to write that dress,
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  Speaker 1: but I wanted to know if you had gotten it.
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  Speaker 1: So you know, this is like my first s time
• 45:00
  Speaker 1: reaching out to you. You I sent that tactics to
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  Speaker 1: my house. Uh? Yeah, I mean you got you got
• 45:06
  Speaker 1: a pair of a pair of my underwear with the
• 45:07
  Speaker 1: rose petals all in it. You sent? Yeah, you spend
• 45:10
  Speaker 1: drove to my house? Are you? And how do you
• 45:14
  Speaker 1: know me? But I've been in mind you for a
• 45:18
  Speaker 1: long time and I see y'all see you at your job,
• 45:20
  Speaker 1: I see you at your house, you know, at the
• 45:22
  Speaker 1: grocery market. When I see you, well, you do I
• 45:26
  Speaker 1: know you? We even where do I know you from?
• 45:29
  Speaker 1: You don't know me? You know you don't know me
• 45:30
  Speaker 1: at all, but you know I got you know, way
• 45:33
  Speaker 1: minute way minute way minute. You you listen to some
• 45:35
  Speaker 1: drought to my house, got my husband all up in
• 45:39
  Speaker 1: an uproar my damn dwals and you don't even know me.
• 45:43
  Speaker 1: You got a husband? Yeah, I got a husband. Oh, okay,
• 45:48
  Speaker 1: I didn't. I mean, hey, I no disrespect, bree, I ain't.
• 45:51
  Speaker 1: I ain't know y'allt a husband. You've been watching me
• 45:54
  Speaker 1: stocking me at my job in my house. You I
• 45:56
  Speaker 1: don't know that. Hey, I apologize on that. But you
• 46:00
  Speaker 1: so you did get it? I want to apology. Yeah
• 46:03
  Speaker 1: I got him? Okay, I mean, what did you think
• 46:05
  Speaker 1: about the testure though? I mean, let makes money something
• 46:08
  Speaker 1: to you. My husband got the package with my name
• 46:12
  Speaker 1: on it. As I've been for the last week going
• 46:15
  Speaker 1: through hell let's checking my Facebook, I on my emails,
• 46:19
  Speaker 1: going through my colle history of my phone. I get
• 46:22
  Speaker 1: he waved mysel up in the middle of the night
• 46:23
  Speaker 1: time and you don't ask me about are you crazy?
• 46:29
  Speaker 1: You know? I I was just in mind you. I thought,
• 46:32
  Speaker 1: you know, sending a pair of draws to my house.
• 46:36
  Speaker 1: I mean like that. I don't even know you like that.
• 46:40
  Speaker 1: I mean you don't I know, I know, but I was.
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  Speaker 1: You know. That was my way of like showing you
• 46:44
  Speaker 1: that I admire you, that I'm into you. You know
• 46:47
  Speaker 1: that was just that's some sick I don't need no
• 46:51
  Speaker 1: more drows, especially a strange draws. I got drows at
• 46:55
  Speaker 1: the house. I got two sons of husband. I watched
• 46:57
  Speaker 1: drows every week. I don't need no more drows. Don't
• 47:00
  Speaker 1: do no like that, upset my whole household, have me,
• 47:04
  Speaker 1: damn me in divorce court behind him draws. What I
• 47:08
  Speaker 1: want to know is how to hit off? Do you
• 47:10
  Speaker 1: know me? How do you How did you get my address?
• 47:13
  Speaker 1: Where I work? Where? Boy? How did you know me?
• 47:15
  Speaker 1: My phone number? All this? How do you know me?
• 47:20
  Speaker 1: I don't get that? Where did you get my tromp?
• 47:23
  Speaker 1: I tell you what Colin's number back? When my husband
• 47:25
  Speaker 1: get home. You can't wait with him. You get hit
• 47:28
  Speaker 1: and get your draws back. You come meet him in
• 47:30
  Speaker 1: the morning. I have him there come o my jobs.
• 47:33
  Speaker 1: I'm not trying to have actions with nobody. I'm not
• 47:36
  Speaker 1: trying to have all of that. You explained to him
• 47:38
  Speaker 1: and get this off my because I had enough of
• 47:40
  Speaker 1: this draw I was at my door. Okay, let me
• 47:43
  Speaker 1: ask you this here. Will you send me some of yours?
• 47:47
  Speaker 1: You didn't? Are you not listening to me? Hell no,
• 47:51
  Speaker 1: you can't handle my jobs. Why don't you ask my
• 47:53
  Speaker 1: husband for him when he call you in the morning.
• 47:55
  Speaker 1: Why don't you add him for some of my jobs?
• 47:57
  Speaker 1: I thought I thought it would be, you know, like
• 47:59
  Speaker 1: a know something, something implements something from me, you know,
• 48:04
  Speaker 1: kind of like a token of where I wanted the
• 48:07
  Speaker 1: relationship to go. I don't even know you. You got
• 48:11
  Speaker 1: my damn in divorce court behind some damn draws, and
• 48:16
  Speaker 1: I don't even know who the are you? How? Who
• 48:21
  Speaker 1: are you? How do you know so much about me?
• 48:23
  Speaker 1: Where did you get my address from? How do you
• 48:25
  Speaker 1: know where I work? How do you how you get
• 48:27
  Speaker 1: my phone? Who are you? You let you to know?
• 48:32
  Speaker 1: You have? Matter of fact? So, so what's this number
• 48:37
  Speaker 1: in You can call back on this number? And I
• 48:40
  Speaker 1: it's home, so we can get this stright, so you
• 48:42
  Speaker 1: can talk to him do that for me? Oh wait, wait, wait, wait,
• 48:46
  Speaker 1: So I'm not looking for no altercation? Now if if if, well,
• 48:50
  Speaker 1: you look you're looking for something, and you seem to understand.
• 48:53
  Speaker 1: So I don't say that's what you want because I'm
• 48:55
  Speaker 1: trying to explain to you. You didn't upset my whole household,
• 48:58
  Speaker 1: got my over here to nerves, and you ain't understanding that.
• 49:02
  Speaker 1: So obviously what you are looking for as an altercation. No,
• 49:05
  Speaker 1: I'm not looking for I'm looking for I'm looking for
• 49:08
  Speaker 1: some personal time with you. That's what I'm looking for.
• 49:11
  Speaker 1: My personal time is with my person. What about that?
• 49:15
  Speaker 1: Don't y'all understand? I will you send me a power
• 49:20
  Speaker 1: of your under what I mean? I mean? Is that
• 49:24
  Speaker 1: asking too much? If you just send me a power
• 49:26
  Speaker 1: our go away? I sentially right? Give me an address, yeah,
• 49:30
  Speaker 1: tell me where to send them? Tell me where to
• 49:32
  Speaker 1: send the right now? Are you gonna send them? What? Say? Hell?
• 49:36
  Speaker 1: Are you gim me an address? You give me the
• 49:38
  Speaker 1: address now? In fact, I hand deliver like tonight. See,
• 49:42
  Speaker 1: you're trying to create an a offication. Why not just
• 49:44
  Speaker 1: give you a po bocket? Because so you're trying to
• 49:46
  Speaker 1: create an altercation. No, give me your address. You got mine?
• 49:49
  Speaker 1: You got my address? Let me send you something to
• 49:52
  Speaker 1: your address. No, no, that's all right. Look you know what?
• 49:55
  Speaker 1: Can I say one more thing to you? No? Yeah,
• 49:57
  Speaker 1: you know what I wanted? What? What? What the do
• 50:00
  Speaker 1: you have to say to me? Can I say one
• 50:02
  Speaker 1: more thing till you please? What do you want? I
• 50:05
  Speaker 1: just want to tell you who I am? Can I
• 50:07
  Speaker 1: tell you who I am? You now, it told me
• 50:09
  Speaker 1: who you are. I want to know how you know me?
• 50:12
  Speaker 1: Where you getting my Listen to me real closely. This
• 50:16
  Speaker 1: is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You
• 50:19
  Speaker 1: just got pranked by your sister. Oh hello, Oh I'm
• 50:30
  Speaker 1: gonna go the Oh my learning. Yeah, I want gonna
• 50:38
  Speaker 1: get her. Oh my god. Hey. Look we started this
• 50:42
  Speaker 1: over a week and a half ago. We said I'm
• 50:46
  Speaker 1: going through hell phone behind. Oh my goodness, I ain't breath.
• 50:54
  Speaker 1: Tell you man to send it down. It was all
• 50:58
  Speaker 1: a brank phone called baby. He is not going to
• 51:01
  Speaker 1: believe this, Oh my goodness, he is not gonna believe it.
• 51:04
  Speaker 1: Tell me this, Brie. What is the baddest I'm talking
• 51:06
  Speaker 1: about the baddest radio show in the land. Steve Harvid
• 51:10
  Speaker 1: Morning draws and all drows and oh my goodness, come on,
• 51:22
  Speaker 1: tell me what you played too much? What? Yeah? That boy,
• 51:29
  Speaker 1: that man, that boy. You got to get to him now.
• 51:32
  Speaker 1: He can do pranks, king of pranks, yes, sir. And
• 51:36
  Speaker 1: he ain't gonna come in on Monday, but he gonna
• 51:37
  Speaker 1: do them damn prank. Wow. That sounds like I ain't
• 51:44
  Speaker 1: I tell me every Monday. It seems that way. It
• 51:48
  Speaker 1: seems it's pretty consistent. Junior, Ask your uncle. Why why
• 51:53
  Speaker 1: does Tommy get all these days off? Asking? Because he's
• 51:56
  Speaker 1: his nephew. I can't, miss, I thought you were his
• 51:59
  Speaker 1: name for you too kind of yeah, yeah, but I'm
• 52:02
  Speaker 1: not here your mind. J You're either gonna be the
• 52:07
  Speaker 1: damn nephew you ain't. I'm gonna be your nephew many times.
• 52:11
  Speaker 1: You're sick ass and been out now, don't make me
• 52:16
  Speaker 1: bring up yo miss now, oh good, you're just gonna
• 52:20
  Speaker 1: do me about my easiness life? Well, I didn't you know,
• 52:23
  Speaker 1: I didn't give it to I'm not saying nothing about
• 52:26
  Speaker 1: being sick nothing, Thank you, Thank you. Be quiet, Jay.
• 52:31
  Speaker 1: Don't say nothing, Honey. You don't do well with people.
• 52:38
  Speaker 1: You don't do well with sick people. At all, huh,
• 52:41
  Speaker 1: you don't do well with sick people out. No, he
• 52:43
  Speaker 1: just now he don't. It's it's embarrassed. Thank you, Junior.
• 52:47
  Speaker 1: Coming up next Strawberry Letter. At the top of the
• 52:50
  Speaker 1: hour you're listening to show time down for today's Strawberry Letter,
• 52:57
  Speaker 1: and if you need advice on relationship, dating, work, sex, parenting,
• 53:01
  Speaker 1: and more, you can submit your Strawberry Letter to Steve
• 53:04
  Speaker 1: HARVEYFM dot com and click submit Strawberry Letter. So Strawberry
• 53:10
  Speaker 1: is out today, Steve. So, I'm gonna read the letter.
• 53:15
  Speaker 1: What y'all never do and I usually saved my comments
• 53:18
  Speaker 1: for lads. So how are we doing this? Hill? You
• 53:21
  Speaker 1: read the letter and then I'll comment. Okay, So I
• 53:29
  Speaker 1: hope my wife will have an open mind. Well, I
• 53:33
  Speaker 1: tell you what. I don't know what's in this letter,
• 53:41
  Speaker 1: But anytime a man say I hope my wife will
• 53:44
  Speaker 1: have an open mind before I read this letter, I'm
• 53:48
  Speaker 1: gonna just go out on the limb and say she
• 53:50
  Speaker 1: ain't right. Dear Stephen Shirley. I've been with my wife
• 53:55
  Speaker 1: over twenty years and I'm still deeply in love with
• 53:58
  Speaker 1: her and still find her very attractive and desirable. I
• 54:02
  Speaker 1: travel often for work but I have never cheated on
• 54:05
  Speaker 1: her while I'm away. We got married very young, but
• 54:09
  Speaker 1: have managed to keep our marriage interesting. About six or
• 54:13
  Speaker 1: six months ago, I joined an online day Now, okay,
• 54:17
  Speaker 1: here we go this way it starts to Yeah. I
• 54:26
  Speaker 1: joined an online dating app after friend told me about it.
• 54:30
  Speaker 1: I used it to look at the women's profiles and
• 54:33
  Speaker 1: text back and forth with a few of them. I
• 54:35
  Speaker 1: had no intention of ever meeting up with anyone where.
• 54:38
  Speaker 1: Early wasn't long before one special woman got my attention,
• 54:42
  Speaker 1: and we had so much in common we ended up
• 54:46
  Speaker 1: texting and video chatting daily. We've never met in person
• 54:51
  Speaker 1: because she knows I'm married, and it is wrong. But
• 54:55
  Speaker 1: the connection I had with this woman feels just like
• 54:59
  Speaker 1: their connection that I have with my wife. Boy or
• 55:04
  Speaker 1: I can't tell you to slippery slope your asses on,
• 55:09
  Speaker 1: boy if you need boy, if you could get out
• 55:11
  Speaker 1: this damn letter right out. Man, just bail out. I'm sorry, man,
• 55:19
  Speaker 1: you just you need to get out this damn letter.
• 55:21
  Speaker 1: Now we have this woman feels like the connection I
• 55:24
  Speaker 1: have with my wife. We are all the same age,
• 55:28
  Speaker 1: and I know my wife would also what. We are
• 55:33
  Speaker 1: all the same age, and I know my wife would
• 55:36
  Speaker 1: also be able to connect both spiritually and emotionally with her.
• 55:42
  Speaker 1: I want more than to have an a fan with
• 55:44
  Speaker 1: this woman. I want a life with her as well.
• 55:49
  Speaker 1: And I can't stop thinking that she could potentially be
• 55:53
  Speaker 1: my second wife. I've never talked to my wife about
• 55:58
  Speaker 1: the idea of having a sister wife what, but the
• 56:03
  Speaker 1: concept seems very interesting. I'm not going to keep my
• 56:07
  Speaker 1: own line woman a secret any longer. What. I owe
• 56:12
  Speaker 1: it to my wife to tell her and explain to
• 56:15
  Speaker 1: her what I want to do, what, what and what.
• 56:28
  Speaker 1: I would never leave my wife, So I'm praying that
• 56:31
  Speaker 1: it all works out. But first, what I want to
• 56:37
  Speaker 1: ask you if I'm overthinking this and I sound ridiculous, Yes,
• 56:43
  Speaker 1: I'm married to a black woman and I know that
• 56:46
  Speaker 1: it could go terribly wrong. Boy, I should I approach this? Boy,
• 56:51
  Speaker 1: Jesus help me. I'll need the cable show. Yes, you
• 56:56
  Speaker 1: do all my turn? Here we go. So let's get
• 57:01
  Speaker 1: this straight. You're worried about your approach when you're gonna
• 57:04
  Speaker 1: talk to your wife, How you're gonna approach this. You've
• 57:07
  Speaker 1: been married for twenty years, so you travel a law
• 57:10
  Speaker 1: of work. That's which you said you've never cheated on
• 57:12
  Speaker 1: your wife, but six months ago you decided to join
• 57:15
  Speaker 1: this online online dating app to keep your marriage interesting.
• 57:20
  Speaker 1: I don't understand how does a married man join an
• 57:23
  Speaker 1: online dating app. You are not available to date. So
• 57:28
  Speaker 1: you say that you and this woman have this spiritual
• 57:30
  Speaker 1: and emotional connection, but you've never met her in person.
• 57:35
  Speaker 1: You guys, have only communicated through the video chat or texting.
• 57:40
  Speaker 1: So now you say this connection is so strong that
• 57:43
  Speaker 1: you were about to tell your wife that you want
• 57:46
  Speaker 1: to marry her and make her your second wife or
• 57:49
  Speaker 1: sister wife. What in the words of Steve Harvey, what
• 57:55
  Speaker 1: So it sounds like to me that I don't know.
• 57:57
  Speaker 1: You're just infatuated with this woman. This is something new,
• 58:01
  Speaker 1: but you probably get bored with her and then you're
• 58:03
  Speaker 1: gonna have to find another wife. This is all crazy.
• 58:07
  Speaker 1: You're trying to introduce this I don't know, this new
• 58:11
  Speaker 1: lifestyle to your wife. I just don't understand how you
• 58:14
  Speaker 1: can come home and be like, yo, baby, By the way,
• 58:17
  Speaker 1: I want you to meet this woman who was going
• 58:19
  Speaker 1: to be my other wife, and she's okay with that?
• 58:22
  Speaker 1: How is that an option in your marriage? Like, that's
• 58:25
  Speaker 1: not normal. I don't know nobody who has more than
• 58:29
  Speaker 1: one wife or husband. And I know a lot of
• 58:32
  Speaker 1: people from all walks of life, you know, we know
• 58:35
  Speaker 1: all kinds of people, but multiple wives and husband. I
• 58:39
  Speaker 1: just I've never heard this is not normal behavior. But
• 58:42
  Speaker 1: if you feel this strongly about it and you feel
• 58:45
  Speaker 1: you have to follow your heart, didn't you go tell
• 58:48
  Speaker 1: that black woman that you've been married to for over
• 58:51
  Speaker 1: twenty years? He said he's married to a black woman,
• 58:58
  Speaker 1: So you go tell her, you know that sister that
• 59:01
  Speaker 1: you want a sister wife. And this is going to
• 59:04
  Speaker 1: be a catastrophe. She is going to leave you, and
• 59:07
  Speaker 1: then I don't know, you can be with the woman
• 59:09
  Speaker 1: from the dating app and marry her. I don't know.
• 59:12
  Speaker 1: I don't know what to say to that. But this
• 59:14
  Speaker 1: is not normal behavior, Steve. We got about thirty seconds.
• 59:18
  Speaker 1: You want to jump in and start, because I can't
• 59:20
  Speaker 1: even start. All I'm gonna do is go back to
• 59:22
  Speaker 1: the top of the letter. I hope my wife will
• 59:26
  Speaker 1: have an open mind. Brother, based on the letter I
• 59:31
  Speaker 1: just read, You're the stupidest person that the road into
• 59:36
  Speaker 1: me in a long time. And I'm gonna address it
• 59:39
  Speaker 1: when we come back, all right. Part two of Steve's
• 59:43
  Speaker 1: response at twenty three after the hour you're listening to.
• 59:50
  Speaker 1: All right, let's recap today's strawberry letter. Come on, Steve,
• 59:53
  Speaker 1: let's go with part two of your response. Give everybody
• 59:58
  Speaker 1: the title in the subject of the lettering and get
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 1: into it. See the tyler. This letter is I hope
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 1: my wife will have an open mind. I ain't got
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 1: no recap because I didn't do it, So here we go.
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 1: This is fool. Then wrote a letter in explaining to
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 1: us that he'd been with his wife over twenty years
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 1: and in love with him, still attractive. He'd been traveling.
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 1: They got married young. Let's say they got married at
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 1: twenty and they've been married twenty years. Let's just say
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 1: they forty. All right, cool, We got married very young,
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 1: managed to keep our marriage interested, and about six months
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 1: ago I joined the online dating app after Fred told
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 1: me about it. What doc, we did? What you joined
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 1: an online dating out after a friend told you about it? Himp,
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 1: you're not available for an online dating out. This all
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 1: this you talk mean about what you ain't never did,
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 1: And how y'all manager's interested. She's still attractive and desirable.
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 1: What is your own line for? Boy? This is stupid?
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 1: Then you said then you suggest go to look on
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 1: it for profiles and text back and forth. Had no
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 1: intention ever meeting up with anybody, And then it wasn't long.
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 1: Here we go? What't longful? One special woman got my attention.
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 1: We had so much in common we ended up texting it,
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 1: video chatting daily. We've never met in person because she
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 1: knows I'm married, and it is wrong. But the connection
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 1: I had with this woman. Hit this this way and
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 1: let her get it real damn stupid. Everything from this
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 1: let her on down gets stupid. But then the connection
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 1: I had with this woman feels just like the connection
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 1: I had with my wife. Boy, this is the beginning,
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 1: some ignorant asked right here. This is how you just
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 1: start your fam self by trying to tell yourself that
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 1: check downb ass. Then God with a woman that you
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 1: ain't ever seen. I ain't ever had an argument with
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 1: your video chatting, and it's exact same connection you have
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 1: with your wife. You kidding yourself? Man? We are aught.
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 1: Here we go. We are all the same age, and
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 1: listen to this. I know my wife would also be
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 1: able to connect both spiritually and emotionally with her. Boor
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 1: you ain't been out in the game. Though, what did
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 1: you just say you think your wife will be able
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 1: to connect both spiritually and emotionally with her? What are
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 1: you nuts? Then? This boy? Get if I told you
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 1: just let it just go to hell? After this, I
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 1: want more than to have an a fan with this woman.
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 1: You don't win from I've never been in a fair time.
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 1: I want to have an affair with this woman. I
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 1: want a life with her as well. And I can't
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 1: stop thinking that she could potentially be my second wife.
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 1: What you so damn stupid. You're the dumnest man that
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 1: wrote into this show. We've been doing this show, sit
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 1: two thousand and five, the dumbest damn Yeah, well, I
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 1: can't stop think she could potentially be my second wife.
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 1: Now I'm thinking you was gonna divorce the first one
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 1: and make her your second wife. But oh no, I've
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 1: never talked to my wife about the idea of having
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 1: a sister wife. You've been watching these white people on HBO,
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 1: even sitting up in him. First of all, your black
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 1: a more, your black ass, don't live in you talk.
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 1: Your black ass, ain't mad to no white girl. You're
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 1: married to a system. You're gonna sit in here, tell
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 1: about you're gonna have it introduced the idea of having
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 1: a sister wife. Then he says, but the concept seems
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 1: very interesting. Now that's a stupid lad. I'm not going
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 1: to keep my own line woman a secret any longer
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 1: or you're dumb, dumb man, ain't gonna see. I owe
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 1: it took boy, this line right here. I owe it
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  Speaker 1: to my wife to tell her and explain to her
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  Speaker 1: what I want to do. I would never leave my wife.
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  Speaker 1: You're not. You're gonna leave both of them. So I'm
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  Speaker 1: praying that it all works out. Please don't pray for this.
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  Speaker 1: Do not drag the Lord into this, please please, man,
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 1: Please do not drag the Lord into this. This ain't
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  Speaker 1: what he do. God don't God, don't co sign sin.
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  Speaker 1: But first I want to ask you if I'm we
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  Speaker 1: were thinking this and I sound ridiculous. Yes, I'm married
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  Speaker 1: to a black woman and I know this could go
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  Speaker 1: terribly wrong. How should I approach it? Boy? If you
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 1: don't go set your heads down, Hey man, listen to me.
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  Speaker 1: Listen up, Steve, get this foolishness out of your head.
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  Speaker 1: This going in here. Explain this to your wife. Dad.
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  Speaker 1: Ain't a good move. Ain't nothing you said in this letter,
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  Speaker 1: gonna happen the way you think it is, You stupid.
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  Speaker 1: I want a life with her, You're gonna have it.
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  Speaker 1: And then and then we're the same name. You we
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 1: all the same name. Like that's gonna fix something. Boy, Man,
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  Speaker 1: I'm through, dumb man. Please please hold me. Don't do that,
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  Speaker 1: forty six after the hour. Nicknames right after this you're
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  Speaker 1: listening show Okay Steve Junior, j Anthony Brown, Today's comedy
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  Speaker 1: set Man, what you got, Jay? Nicknames got nicknames. We
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  Speaker 1: all went to school with people we knew the nickname,
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  Speaker 1: and sometimes we didn't know that damn real name. But
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  Speaker 1: the name, the nickname didn't match the personality. Stay with him,
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  Speaker 1: Still with him. For instance, we all knew somebody in
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 1: school named doll baby, But what the what? But she
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  Speaker 1: she look like a dog baby. Ain't look like a
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  Speaker 1: dog baby in years, in years and I'm talking in years. Yeah, baby, school,
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  Speaker 1: somebody names speedy speedy, but but his an walk real slow. Jay,
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  Speaker 1: you do the beginning to all of them, and I
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  Speaker 1: had the how about we talking about nicknames? Everybody got
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  Speaker 1: somebody who knows somebody that's got nicknames, but the nickname
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  Speaker 1: don't match the personal How about somebody the name is
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  Speaker 1: smiles Steve, but what ain't got a two finish here
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  Speaker 1: all smile smile? When the school with the person his
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  Speaker 1: nickname for years, everybody called him books Books stopped going
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  Speaker 1: to school in the seventh grade. Books ain't been to
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  Speaker 1: school since seth grade. That all, yeah, what y'all caring
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  Speaker 1: there for? They called Books dog nickname, that their nickname,
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  Speaker 1: but they don't matter the person that nickname is slim
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  Speaker 1: fat ass. Wait, four hundred pounds. He was slim in
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  Speaker 1: junior high. He bed ridden that four hundred every slim?
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  Speaker 1: I know? How about this nickname nickname? His nickname through
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  Speaker 1: school was cash money broke his hail the opposite. I
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  Speaker 1: love this nickname. And in last but not least, anybody
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  Speaker 1: would little in front of that name ain't little at all, No, no,
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  Speaker 1: because they did. They started that in the seventies and eighties.
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  Speaker 1: Little John Live, Mike Live Bye Wild, Little Wayne, George
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  Speaker 1: Wallace got aunt he called white girl. Problem me is
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  Speaker 1: ain't nobody in his family light He even lighted one
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  Speaker 1: George Waller lights. Wonder if everybody didn't family call him
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  Speaker 1: read I thank you guys, nicknames. I love it. Coming
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  Speaker 1: up at the top of the hour, we're gonna talk
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  Speaker 1: about the ten best sandwiches. I know, lunchtime, we're thinking
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  Speaker 1: about the ten best sandwiches up at the top. You're
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  Speaker 1: listening to show. Okay, guys, I don't know people if
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  Speaker 1: you have breakfast yet and you're already thinking about what
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  Speaker 1: am I gonna have for lunch? Or maybe you're gonna
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  Speaker 1: make a sandwich tonight to watch the game Game five
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  Speaker 1: NBA Finals Warriors and Raptors. So Steve Jay Junior, y'all
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  Speaker 1: gonna break it down the ten best sandwiches. We're gonna
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  Speaker 1: talk about that right now lunch. Let's go. Let me
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  Speaker 1: hear it. I got one right up the top. I
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  Speaker 1: can't think of the name of the restaurant, but they
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  Speaker 1: make a turkey sandwich. It's good. Not only did it
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  Speaker 1: make a real good they put cranberry sauce on top
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  Speaker 1: of the man. The name of that place where I
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  Speaker 1: can't think of the name of it, Pinas or something
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  Speaker 1: that is it yes, yes, lord, that's a good as
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  Speaker 1: sand when you got Yeah, but damn foot long with
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  Speaker 1: chili on it and onions. Hell yeah yeah, with chili
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  Speaker 1: on it and boardy should sell them. Oh man, I'm
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 1: getting hungry. Yeah, in that same vein that that Earl
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  Speaker 1: Campbell hot link. We split that hot link with that
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  Speaker 1: mayo with cheese on it and squeeze. Y'all have mercy.
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna take y'all back. Ten best sounds. Get that
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  Speaker 1: big rollers blogney that your mom a bought from the store.
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  Speaker 1: Slice it as thick as you possibly can, keep the
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  Speaker 1: band around it. It ain't right until it bubble up
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  Speaker 1: in the middle. What when when it bubble up and
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 1: you put that bread in that pan and put that
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  Speaker 1: Greek I know it ain't good. That's why I'm probably
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  Speaker 1: diabetic today. But that's the damn good as sound you yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that's good. Yeah, yeah yeah. They called that and stop
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  Speaker 1: six over and fort Worth Bolow saying before you see it,
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 1: stop six, stop six. That's that's just deep up in that. Man. All.
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  Speaker 1: You got to know your way out that this is
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  Speaker 1: just a Cleveland sandwich. A lot of people don't know
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  Speaker 1: about these, but that's just y'all stand problem. I'll be
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 1: making them all the week long. At the camp. I
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 1: use Earl Campbell Sausage. I put down a hot dog.
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  Speaker 1: I put a couple of crinkle cut or order fries
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  Speaker 1: in the bottom of the hot dog. I laid the
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  Speaker 1: hot Link sausage on top. I put some more fries
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  Speaker 1: on top of the hot league with a row of
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  Speaker 1: cold slaw, and then I drizzled it in barbecue sauce.
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  Speaker 1: That's a sandwich right there. That's called the Polish Boy.
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  Speaker 1: When I do it at the camp, I call it
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  Speaker 1: to Cleveland, the Clevelander. Yeah, I like the Cleveland. What
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  Speaker 1: best sandwich of Hell? I want that one. He just said,
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 1: why are you playing me too? That's sounding better than
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  Speaker 1: this sandwich. I'm about to say, what you got though?
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  Speaker 1: What you got? Oh my gosh. Anybody still appreciate the
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  Speaker 1: magic of a grilled cheese sand It ain't no boy
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 1: anybody that yes, nothing like a grilled cheese say nothing.
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  Speaker 1: Since we're talking about something what you can't appreciate, You
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  Speaker 1: still can't whoop a really good thick ass peanut butter
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  Speaker 1: and jealous what I'm talking about real hood, just great
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  Speaker 1: damn jelly with murmur mur not milk, murk lurk. You
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 1: got to have yes, so wash it down, glass of milk.
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  Speaker 1: Who I ain't mad at the Steve Good and ja Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: we got time for one more. Come on, I ain't
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  Speaker 1: gonna lie to you man, This is good ass. Now
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna throw out two of them right quick. Chick
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  Speaker 1: fil A, Yes, sandwich your chick film. It's the greatest,
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  Speaker 1: greatest fast food sandwich of vegable. But please don't sleep
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  Speaker 1: on that triple decker at damn Wendy's with cheese. Please show.
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 1: I ain't had one in about thirteen years, but that
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 1: damn triple decad windows with cheese. Shut up? Shut up?
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 1: Coming up, we got more music and fun on the
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  Speaker 1: So Jodie Casey Jodice has a song for any situation.
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  Speaker 1: Is that what you're saying. No, they got song to him,
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  Speaker 1: to him, he's number one to see fan. But I'm
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  Speaker 1: with you, Junior. I don't understand how you not uh
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  Speaker 1: what great band don't have controversy Frankie Bell and maids
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  Speaker 1: them three, Okay it smold your just go ahead though, Okay,
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  Speaker 1: favorite woman in the world. Get on your knee and
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  Speaker 1: just turn on Joda see forever, my lady, and to
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  Speaker 1: give it a ring. You ain't got to say nothing.
• 1:15:14
  Speaker 1: I like it, Julia, you ain't got to say, my lady.
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  Speaker 1: It's like a dream married me girl. I'm holding you,
• 1:15:24
  Speaker 1: keeping you in. This is seld up my Later. You're
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 1: listening to morning show in trending news, you guys. Celebrity
• 1:15:42
  Speaker 1: Family Feud, hosted by our very own Steve Harvey, premiered
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  Speaker 1: last night, John Legend, Chrissy ting Uh, Lisa Van der Pump,
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  Speaker 1: Terry Crews. Uh. It was star studded last night. But Steve,
• 1:15:57
  Speaker 1: take a listen. When you asked Chrissy, Uh, what people
• 1:16:01
  Speaker 1: cheat on? It was a question and she didn't. She
• 1:16:04
  Speaker 1: didn't have an answer. Neither did John. Take a listen,
• 1:16:07
  Speaker 1: ask if they've ever cheated on what? I don't know?
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  Speaker 1: The answer you, uh, I don't know. I don't have
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  Speaker 1: any You can't say that the diet diet vander Pulp
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  Speaker 1: rules can still get ready here answer. There's when you
• 1:16:37
  Speaker 1: just cussed him out for not having a last he
• 1:16:41
  Speaker 1: was the last answer, John, John say, I don't have
• 1:16:47
  Speaker 1: you gotta say something, christ need aw, I don't have one.
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  Speaker 1: Most people would fail the lie detector tests when asked
• 1:16:56
  Speaker 1: if they've ever cheated on what I do? I don't know? Honestly, Wow,
• 1:17:06
  Speaker 1: it's funny last night, Steve. Celebrity family feud is so
• 1:17:10
  Speaker 1: different from regular family. You know, if you don't win
• 1:17:13
  Speaker 1: the twenty five thousand, you already got twenty five, but
• 1:17:17
  Speaker 1: the will to win ain't there. What was good though?
• 1:17:22
  Speaker 1: It was really really good, but you had you had
• 1:17:24
  Speaker 1: a little meltdown when you said that, and then you
• 1:17:26
  Speaker 1: tried to peck your chest at the end when Terry
• 1:17:29
  Speaker 1: Crews Did you see that, Junior when the crewise family. Yeah,
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 1: man Terry took his jacket off and ship himself. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that's that's something every man wish he could do it
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  Speaker 1: really does really not really, Jay I do dressing all Steve,
• 1:17:52
  Speaker 1: I really don man booing. So tell us about it, Steve.
• 1:17:58
  Speaker 1: What else can we expect from Celebrity Family Fee this season? Oh,
• 1:18:03
  Speaker 1: Tracy Ellis Ross and uh, the Blackish Cash was really good.
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  Speaker 1: It's some really really good stuff coming on. That's the thing.
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  Speaker 1: You taped it a long time ago. But all I
• 1:18:14
  Speaker 1: can tell you just try to watch it, you know,
• 1:18:17
  Speaker 1: star Studding. Hi, Yeah, Celebrity Families, it was good. It
• 1:18:21
  Speaker 1: was really and jo good last night. I enjoyed it.
• 1:18:23
  Speaker 1: So congratulations team Terry Crews one Lisa vander Pump one
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  Speaker 1: for her Dog Foundation, and she is actually leaving the
• 1:18:30
  Speaker 1: Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. But I'll tell you about
• 1:18:32
  Speaker 1: that soon. All right, when we come back at forty
• 1:18:35
  Speaker 1: nine after the hours, Steve Harvey's closing remarks, we'll be
• 1:18:40
  Speaker 1: back at you're listening to Harvey Morning Show. All right,
• 1:18:47
  Speaker 1: it's our last record of the day. It's a good
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  Speaker 1: Monday morning, Good Monday. We had some fun this morning.
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  Speaker 1: Uh huh, Shirley's out, nephews out. They'll both be back tomorrow. Steve,
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  Speaker 1: You're gonna leave us with some closing remarks. You've been
• 1:19:01
  Speaker 1: dropping some jewels and not some wisdom. Man. Let me see,
• 1:19:05
  Speaker 1: I was thinking again of what I could say to
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  Speaker 1: be encouraging to people. Um. I have a couple of
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  Speaker 1: poems that have kept me throughout my life that I
• 1:19:21
  Speaker 1: learned actually while I was pledging. Man, that was so
• 1:19:25
  Speaker 1: the greatest thing that pledging gave me was beside some
• 1:19:29
  Speaker 1: friendships that I still have to this day, it taught
• 1:19:36
  Speaker 1: me so much that I needed to know at a
• 1:19:39
  Speaker 1: young age about surviving and thriving and hanging in there.
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  Speaker 1: And I learned a couple of poems that have kept
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  Speaker 1: me And if you look them up, man, they're very,
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  Speaker 1: very valuable. Not nothing replaces my spiritual life at all.
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  Speaker 1: And the two aren't to be compared, but they are
• 1:20:02
  Speaker 1: to be appreciated on both levels. The first person. One
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  Speaker 1: of the strongest poems I learned was a poem called
• 1:20:11
  Speaker 1: Invictus and an appointment says the term gods with an S.
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  Speaker 1: But I never say gods because there's only one. And
• 1:20:21
  Speaker 1: even the entire time I was pledging, I told him
• 1:20:23
  Speaker 1: I wasn't gonna say gods because and they didn't have
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  Speaker 1: no brothers. Didn't have a problem with that at all.
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  Speaker 1: But the poem was great. I haven't memorized, I don't
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  Speaker 1: haven't written down anywhere, so y'all forgive me as I
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  Speaker 1: pull it up out of my memory. But Invictus is
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  Speaker 1: something like this, out of the night that covers me
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  Speaker 1: black as a pit, from pole to pole. I think,
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  Speaker 1: whatever God may be, from my unconquerable soul in the
• 1:20:52
  Speaker 1: failed clutch of circumstance, I have not winced nor cried aloud.
• 1:20:58
  Speaker 1: And under the bludgeonings of chance, my head is bloodied
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  Speaker 1: but unbowed. And beyond this place of rafting tears looms.
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  Speaker 1: But the horror of the shade. And yet the minutes
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  Speaker 1: of the years finds, and she'll find me unafraid. It
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  Speaker 1: matters not how straight the gate, how charged with punishment
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  Speaker 1: the scroll. I am the master of my fate. I
• 1:21:29
  Speaker 1: am the captain of my soul. That poem in Victors
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  Speaker 1: has kept me through a lot of troubling times. The
• 1:21:40
  Speaker 1: other poem that kept me was a poem to us.
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  Speaker 1: It has a title of Don't Quit, but the authors unknown.
• 1:21:48
  Speaker 1: It's an unknown author. If you look it up, just
• 1:21:51
  Speaker 1: look up the poem don't Quit but It's been a
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  Speaker 1: staple in my repertoire, things that I say to myself
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  Speaker 1: in difficult times, And it goes something like this when
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  Speaker 1: things go wrong, as they sometimes will, when the road
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  Speaker 1: you're trudging seems all uphell, when your funds are low
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  Speaker 1: and your debts are high. When you want to smile,
• 1:22:17
  Speaker 1: but you have to sigh when cares are pressing you down.
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  Speaker 1: A bit, rest if you must, but don't quit. For
• 1:22:25
  Speaker 1: life is queer with his twisting turns, as every one
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  Speaker 1: of us must sometimes learn. And many a fellow has
• 1:22:32
  Speaker 1: turned about when he might have won had he stuck
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  Speaker 1: it out. So don't give up. Though the pace seems slow.
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  Speaker 1: You may succeed with another blow. Often the gold is
• 1:22:43
  Speaker 1: nearer than it seems to a faint and a faltering man.
• 1:22:47
  Speaker 1: And often the struggle that has given up when he
• 1:22:51
  Speaker 1: might have captured the victor's cup, and he learns too late,
• 1:22:54
  Speaker 1: when the night came down, how close he was to
• 1:22:57
  Speaker 1: the golden crown. And you never can tell how close
• 1:23:01
  Speaker 1: you are. It may be near when it seems afar,
• 1:23:05
  Speaker 1: So stick to the fight when your hardest hit. It's
• 1:23:09
  Speaker 1: when things seem worse that you mustn't quit. Those two
• 1:23:15
  Speaker 1: poems right there have kept me in some dark moments.
• 1:23:20
  Speaker 1: Somebody made me a T shirt the other day in
• 1:23:24
  Speaker 1: the Cleveland Cavalier colors of maroon and gold and gave
• 1:23:28
  Speaker 1: it to me as a gift, and the T shirt said,
• 1:23:33
  Speaker 1: I'm a sixty two year old black man from Cleveland, Ohio.
• 1:23:36
  Speaker 1: What you want? And it's sort of funny, man, because
• 1:23:41
  Speaker 1: a lot of times when people saying stuff, people who
• 1:23:44
  Speaker 1: really know. I say to people all the time, what
• 1:23:47
  Speaker 1: you want from me? You know, I'm only human. I'm
• 1:23:51
  Speaker 1: subject to make mistakes, I air, I get it wrong
• 1:23:55
  Speaker 1: sometimes I'm not perfect. I swan a lot, so I'm
• 1:24:00
  Speaker 1: gonna hit a lot of strikeouts. You know, when you
• 1:24:02
  Speaker 1: swaying in the bat, A lot of times you ain't
• 1:24:05
  Speaker 1: gonna all of them ain't gonna be hit. But I
• 1:24:07
  Speaker 1: have such a sheer number of at bats that it
• 1:24:11
  Speaker 1: causes people to be able to see a few more
• 1:24:14
  Speaker 1: times of me failing. But some people never You don't
• 1:24:17
  Speaker 1: ever have to worry about watching them fail because they're
• 1:24:20
  Speaker 1: not attempting anything. So if you're the person who's being
• 1:24:24
  Speaker 1: criticized for your efforts, you have to know that you
• 1:24:28
  Speaker 1: gotta hang in that because there's so many people that's
• 1:24:31
  Speaker 1: criticizing you that's not even making an effort. Now I'm
• 1:24:35
  Speaker 1: a paraphrase another one, but I'm paraphrasing this. This doesn't
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  Speaker 1: work exactly like this. It says the credit belongs to
• 1:24:43
  Speaker 1: the man who is actually in the arena, whose face
• 1:24:46
  Speaker 1: is marred with dust, blood, sweat, and tears, not to
• 1:24:50
  Speaker 1: those cold and timid souls in the stands who know
• 1:24:54
  Speaker 1: neither victory nor defeat. That one has kept me too,
• 1:24:59
  Speaker 1: because I realized that a lot of people that are
• 1:25:01
  Speaker 1: criticizing you are not even in the same game you win.
• 1:25:05
  Speaker 1: So when you out there striving and you're hustling and
• 1:25:08
  Speaker 1: you're trying to put it together, you're gonna make mistakes
• 1:25:10
  Speaker 1: and you're gonna get criticized. But don't evil, don't evil,
• 1:25:15
  Speaker 1: don't you evil? Give up. Those are my closing remarks today.
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