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Dr. Fauci, Steph Curry, Snoop Dogs, Vegas Grammys and more. · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Today's show is pre recorded. Y'all know what time y'all
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  Speaker 1: good morning everybody you are listening to the VARs, come on,
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  Speaker 1: radio show. Got a radio show because God in the blessing. Business.
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  Speaker 1: Got a radio show because God is in a forgiving business.
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  Speaker 1: Got a radio show because God to let you turn
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  Speaker 1: your life around. Business. Got a radio show because God
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  Speaker 1: no better than you know. Yeah, Steve Harvey got a
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  Speaker 1: radio show. Didn't see it coming, but he did. I'm
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  Speaker 1: gonna share with you today a principle of success. You know,
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  Speaker 1: it's it's important that we get our lives together. I
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  Speaker 1: mean it really really is. You know, to hear after
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  Speaker 1: is exactly what it says, is to hear after, and
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  Speaker 1: hopefully for the majority of us, that's quite a way
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  Speaker 1: He's off. So what about how you living today. How
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  Speaker 1: about now? You know often talk to you talk talk
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  Speaker 1: in the morning about your relationship with God that can
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  Speaker 1: never change. That is at the forefront and the best
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  Speaker 1: thought process that I can give you. And I know
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  Speaker 1: who I'm talking to on the radio. I'm talking to
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  Speaker 1: a lot of people, man, who out there just not sure.
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  Speaker 1: And I'm talking to a lot of people out there
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  Speaker 1: man that's trying to pull it together. In other words,
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  Speaker 1: you know, I'm talking to a lot of people like myself.
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  Speaker 1: There is a principle of success that is out there
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  Speaker 1: that if more people understood one of the bait. This
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  Speaker 1: is just one of one of the basic principles of success,
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  Speaker 1: you would have more success in your life. And that
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  Speaker 1: principle is this, the more people you help become successful,
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  Speaker 1: the more successful you become. Well, the more people you
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  Speaker 1: help become successful, the more successful you become. Because you
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  Speaker 1: are a practicing helping your and as you do onto
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  Speaker 1: others than is done unto you. You know, you you
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  Speaker 1: build relationships. When you do that, people forget in success,
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  Speaker 1: that has to be relationships. There is no one person
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  Speaker 1: in this world who is just successful all on their own.
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  Speaker 1: You are successful, and successful people form relationships and you've
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  Speaker 1: got to really coddle these relationships. You've got to nurture
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  Speaker 1: these relationships. They don't just happen. You don't just get
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  Speaker 1: cool with people just cause you cool. No, you've got
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  Speaker 1: to do some cool things to these people and for
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  Speaker 1: these people, for these people to be cool with you
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  Speaker 1: when you need some cool. I don't know if I'm
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  Speaker 1: explaining that right, but that's the best way I can
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  Speaker 1: tell it to you. I'm just regular, you know, I'm
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  Speaker 1: I just speak like that. This is an important principle
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  Speaker 1: to put into your life. The more people you help
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  Speaker 1: become successful, the more successful you become. You cannot look.
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  Speaker 1: You have to say to people, hey, look, I've done that.
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  Speaker 1: This is what you got to do. You got to
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  Speaker 1: take some time out to share. You have to share information, experiences, thoughts.
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  Speaker 1: You got to take a minute man to uplift somebody,
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  Speaker 1: give them some encouragement. Hey man, you can do it.
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  Speaker 1: Don't give up. You have no idea. You you you
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  Speaker 1: right now. You have no idea how significant you are
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  Speaker 1: to someone else, how your words of encouragement could be
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  Speaker 1: the difference maker. Today I'm talking about it's a person
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  Speaker 1: looking at you that you don't even really know you.
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  Speaker 1: You don't really know them, and you see them struggling
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  Speaker 1: with something, just say, hey, you know what. I've been
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  Speaker 1: watching you from afar. You're gonna be all right, man,
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  Speaker 1: I see something. Men. You keep doing the right thing. Man,
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  Speaker 1: You're gonna be all right. I had a meeting with
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  Speaker 1: a young man for the first time. And this young
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  Speaker 1: man came into my office. I never met him. He
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  Speaker 1: has an internet service, which anybody can teach me something
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  Speaker 1: about the Internet because I know little too close to nothing.
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  Speaker 1: He was twenty seven years old, and he was amazingly
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  Speaker 1: bright at this and I guess you know that it's
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  Speaker 1: not that hard to impress me. But the fluid speech
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  Speaker 1: pattern that he had about this very very difficult subject.
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  Speaker 1: He was tossing around the terms I had heard, but
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  Speaker 1: he was actually putting him in sensences where had made
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  Speaker 1: sense to me. It's very fluid, very very sure of
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  Speaker 1: himself when he was talking about this little things, young dude,
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  Speaker 1: twenty seven years old. And when he got through, the
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  Speaker 1: woman that had introduced me to him, I was leaving
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  Speaker 1: my office and she was going to escort him out,
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  Speaker 1: and I turned around and I said, young man, I said,
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  Speaker 1: what what size pants are you? And I guessed it
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  Speaker 1: because I'm I've been dressing for long. I've been all
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  Speaker 1: them sizes. And I said, you bout a thirty ways?
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  Speaker 1: He said, yes, sir. I said, what side shoot you ways?
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  Speaker 1: At nine and a half? I said, what side shirt is?
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  Speaker 1: At a medium? He said, I really like extra lodge.
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  Speaker 1: I said, well, that's too big for you. You just
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  Speaker 1: want to look blousy and bagging. And so I was
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  Speaker 1: talking to him and I said, man, I'm gonna help
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  Speaker 1: you out. I said, man, because let me tell you something.
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  Speaker 1: You're a sharp young dude. Man. You are raised a shop.
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  Speaker 1: I say, You've really really impressed me today. I said,
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  Speaker 1: and you know what, young brother, I said, You're gonna
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  Speaker 1: make a lot of money one day. Man, I said,
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  Speaker 1: but I want you to get your image up. I
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  Speaker 1: want you to. I want you to look at how
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  Speaker 1: you dressed because you're coming into professional people's office and
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  Speaker 1: you're talking about doing something for them in it, and
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  Speaker 1: it takes money to make it happen. I gotta give
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  Speaker 1: you money to make this happen. What you cannot afford
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  Speaker 1: to do is look like you need every dime of
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  Speaker 1: this money. See you when you're going there, and you're
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  Speaker 1: talking about money with another person, the person that's gonna
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  Speaker 1: give you this money. Can you can't look like you
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  Speaker 1: need every dime of this money, you know, So you
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  Speaker 1: gotta start presenting yourself. And that's all I just said
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  Speaker 1: to him. I just said, man, but you know what
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  Speaker 1: you shock, You're gonna make yourself some money. I'm gonna
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  Speaker 1: help you out a little bit. I walked out. I
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  Speaker 1: went on about my business. Later on that afternoon, I
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  Speaker 1: had a meeting with the woman that bought him in
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  Speaker 1: and she said, mister Harvey, you have no idea what
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  Speaker 1: you just did. He said, his eyes just teared up
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  Speaker 1: when you walked out. He said, wow, man, that man
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  Speaker 1: don't even know me, and he just encouraged me. He's
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  Speaker 1: a man always thought I might could make it, but
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  Speaker 1: he said I ain't. Never had nobody like him tell
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  Speaker 1: me I could make it. And just hearing it from him, man,
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  Speaker 1: that's all right. I'm I'm gonna get my clothes together.
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  Speaker 1: But you know, I've been homeless. And then he started
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  Speaker 1: telling the woman that he had been homeless, and so
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  Speaker 1: you know, then she telling me that now I'm fit
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  Speaker 1: to cry, because you know, I've been in that hole. Before,
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  Speaker 1: and I just and I'm just sharing that story. What
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  Speaker 1: y'all just to say, you don't know who you talking too,
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  Speaker 1: but what does it hurt if you just extend your
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  Speaker 1: hand to a person and give them a moment of encouragement.
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  Speaker 1: See this young brother right here, he could come back
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  Speaker 1: one day and be a major benefit to me because
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  Speaker 1: he has a skill set that I don't have. Oh.
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  Speaker 1: I might be old, mister Steve Harvey, but hey, guess what,
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  Speaker 1: I don't know nothing about what this young cat know.
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  Speaker 1: And Heid went off and educated himself. And just a
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  Speaker 1: word of encouragement from somebody like yourself can make all
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  Speaker 1: the difference in another person's life. So remember on your
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  Speaker 1: way to the top, the more people that you help
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  Speaker 1: become successful, the more successful you become. It's a requirement
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  Speaker 1: of God that you do that. That ain't Steve Harvey talking.
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  Speaker 1: minutes after the hour, we'll start to show off with nephew.
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  Speaker 1: Tommy's run that prank back right after this. You're listening
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  Speaker 1: prank back and the nephew when you got neff, Oh, well,
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  Speaker 1: can you bring me some paper? Who I've been sitting
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  Speaker 1: here for quite sometime. Can you bring me some paper?
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  Speaker 1: That's a thing I got dog? If you ward, my
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  Speaker 1: legs are now? Can you bring me some paper? Hello? Hello,
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  Speaker 1: I'm trying to Charles. I'm looking for Charles. Yeah. This Charlotte.
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  Speaker 1: I'm this Una, This Charlotte. How can I help you? Hey? Listen, Um,
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  Speaker 1: I'm you boy, I'm a my speaking with I'm sorry
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  Speaker 1: this scotty man. I'm I'm a house sitting for reader.
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  Speaker 1: She y'all okay, okay, yeah, yeah, she told me she
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  Speaker 1: was going outtown. What can I do for your brother?
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  Speaker 1: I thought, y'all down the way man, y'all, I mean
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  Speaker 1: the house, both our houses. Yeah, I think let's see. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: we four houses down. Okay. Now, she loved me a
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  Speaker 1: number man, love me, y'all know me. And then she
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  Speaker 1: loved Miss Darks. No, I try to call Miss Darks,
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  Speaker 1: but then nobody answer the phone. Yeah. She normally in
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  Speaker 1: church around this time. Rida says she was gonna be
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  Speaker 1: gone for a minute. So you say, are you down
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  Speaker 1: there right right? Right? Then? She told me if I
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  Speaker 1: got into murgency anything, that I could reach out to
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  Speaker 1: y'all and call y'all. Right, right right, okay? Are you
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  Speaker 1: are you busy right now? Man? Well? Actually, I'm in
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  Speaker 1: the middle of cooking my wife some dinner and uh
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  Speaker 1: got some meat on the grill. But other than that,
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  Speaker 1: you know, okay, I mean you you you are you
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  Speaker 1: able to help me out with something right quick? Or
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  Speaker 1: you got you got time for that? Well, like I said,
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  Speaker 1: I'm in the middle of cooking. If there's something I
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  Speaker 1: can help you with, I you know, I don't mind
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  Speaker 1: coming down there and uh showing you or doing whatever
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  Speaker 1: it is that we need to do. Okay, Charlie, would
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  Speaker 1: you happen to have any paper, man, any paper? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: I think I got some newspaper. What you're trying to No? No, no, no, no, no, no,
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  Speaker 1: no news. But let mean some paper. You got some paper?
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  Speaker 1: I didn't what notebook paper? No? See man, listen, Charlie,
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  Speaker 1: I like, I said, my name is Scotty. Man. I
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  Speaker 1: know you don't know me. I didn't got myself a
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  Speaker 1: little situation here down here, read the house man, and
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  Speaker 1: I didn't. Man, I'm in a situation, I asked. I'm
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  Speaker 1: in the bathroom, man, and it ain't no paper in here. Dog,
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  Speaker 1: So you're saying you want me to bring you some
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  Speaker 1: toilet papers. I mean, if you're on mind, I'm sitting here.
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  Speaker 1: My legs ain't got none. I can feel my whole
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  Speaker 1: little body. Man, from butt down, I can't feel nothing, man,
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  Speaker 1: my feet, everything, And went to sleep on the old
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  Speaker 1: up by this dude out here and readA house saying
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  Speaker 1: he wants me to bring him paper because he didn't
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  Speaker 1: got numb sitting on the truck. Man. Look at here, bro,
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  Speaker 1: I'm in the middle of cooking. I wish I could
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  Speaker 1: help you, but you know, I mean, I can't tell
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  Speaker 1: you about four hours of doctor. You should have run
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  Speaker 1: down here right quickly. I'm at the back door. I
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  Speaker 1: to say, Man, I understand all that you're saying, but
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  Speaker 1: like I said, I'm in the middle of cooking for
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  Speaker 1: my wife. We're having a little special occasion because our
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  Speaker 1: kids and stuff going, and I can't to leave her
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  Speaker 1: like that, just to come bring you know paper. Now,
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  Speaker 1: what I can't tell you to do is just readA
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  Speaker 1: got one of them tiles or something. Man, I'm not
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  Speaker 1: using nobody town like that. This was back for man. Okay, hey,
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  Speaker 1: but lower your voice. Man. You call them me to
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  Speaker 1: help you, and you acting like I caused you to
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  Speaker 1: not have no guys in the bathroot all I'm asking
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  Speaker 1: it for. Just they're gonna take no more for two
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  Speaker 1: three minutes. Run down here right quick and bring the
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  Speaker 1: paper man, and then you get on back to your donner. Well,
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  Speaker 1: what you was sound like what you need to do, Bro.
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  Speaker 1: You said you had emergence. I thought the house or
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  Speaker 1: the dogs had got out of you had locked yourself
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  Speaker 1: out the house. But I'm not gonna come down and
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  Speaker 1: bring you know payer because that don't sound like emergency.
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  Speaker 1: That sound like some personal And furthermore, you're in the bathroom,
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  Speaker 1: just jump to out your clone getting the shower on white.
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  Speaker 1: So I'm not Finn the dog. That's like I said,
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  Speaker 1: I'm numb right now, Man, I need some help, and
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  Speaker 1: so you want me to come down, then bring you
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  Speaker 1: some toilet papers and pick your number. You can't get
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  Speaker 1: up out the tarlet if I want to help you.
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  Speaker 1: That's why I'm trying to tell you I'm in an emergency. Man. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: Well that like I said, Man, that don't sound like emergency.
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  Speaker 1: Seem like a little quick fix. Get your drawls in white,
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  Speaker 1: your drawn so the way go get you some moth.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, I'm not trying to walk full houses down
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  Speaker 1: there to bring you some tilet papers your legs. No,
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  Speaker 1: I'm high. How are you gonna get up and open
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  Speaker 1: the gate? The backdoor is open. All you gotta do
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  Speaker 1: is come in here and reaching him and pass me
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  Speaker 1: a roll of paper. Man, That's all I'm asking you
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  Speaker 1: to do, Miss Charlotte, I understand that. But I'm not
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  Speaker 1: say to come down and bring you know paper. I'm
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  Speaker 1: not saying to bring you bring me some paper down here?
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  Speaker 1: Man sow your man, say, Man, who the hell you
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  Speaker 1: thank you? Higling that you need me? I don't need you? Well,
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  Speaker 1: won't you to do something? Man? You see, I'm sitting
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  Speaker 1: in a situation the reader left, y'all number that y'alla
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  Speaker 1: helped me while I'm down your house watching man just here,
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  Speaker 1: crazy baby, man, What wrong with you? You gonna call
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  Speaker 1: me asking me to bring you some newspaper? I told
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  Speaker 1: you that I was in the middle of fixing me
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  Speaker 1: and my wife from dinner, and you come calling me
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  Speaker 1: talking about some paper. Man. I don't want to hear
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  Speaker 1: no about and I ain't coming down there to bring
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  Speaker 1: you know, paper man. Hello, Charlie, you're gonna bring this
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  Speaker 1: paper man? Man. Look like I told you before, I
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  Speaker 1: as going to bring you the paper down there. We
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  Speaker 1: don't wait no on this street like hold on, man,
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  Speaker 1: I can't just you can't just leave me here and
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  Speaker 1: I'm numb like this, but to come bring no brom man,
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  Speaker 1: no toilet paper because here responsible when he going into
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  Speaker 1: the restroom. That sound like a personal problem. You you
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  Speaker 1: too wrong for that. This is set. You're wasted though
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  Speaker 1: this is an emergency, man, Man, that don't sound in
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  Speaker 1: the emergency. That sounds like a personal problem that you
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  Speaker 1: got going on. Come on, I want to get off
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  Speaker 1: of here, man, you know, let me off with you.
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  Speaker 1: I don't give a about you being man not to
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  Speaker 1: say soon as you get your out of there you so, man,
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• 20:04
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• 20:36
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• 20:51
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• 20:53
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• 21:26
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• 21:30
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• 21:33
  Speaker 1: Snoop has another business venture. Okay, we'll talk about all
• 21:37
  Speaker 1: of these stories at the top of the hour. But
• 21:39
  Speaker 1: right now it is time for the CLO Chief Love
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• 21:46
  Speaker 1: This one is from Farah in Tuscaloosa. Barah says, I'm
• 21:50
  Speaker 1: a twenty eight year old personal trainer and actress. I
• 21:54
  Speaker 1: do fitness modeling and I'd like to transition to doing
• 21:58
  Speaker 1: my workouts on my own fitness show. I go back
• 22:01
  Speaker 1: and forth to Atlanta to audition for small roles. And
• 22:04
  Speaker 1: I'm getting frustrated because I've got a gift to share
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  Speaker 1: with the world. I want to be the first full
• 22:11
  Speaker 1: figure trainer on television. What kind of advice can you
• 22:15
  Speaker 1: offer me? Yeah, this is training? What full figure? She
• 22:23
  Speaker 1: wants to be the first full figure trainer? Yeah? See,
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  Speaker 1: if you're training, ain't you gonna get smaller? Well? See,
• 22:30
  Speaker 1: that's why we have the problem. That reason ain't nobody
• 22:33
  Speaker 1: taking to this real fast? And this ain't really going
• 22:36
  Speaker 1: nowhere for And this is the frustrating because you're saying
• 22:40
  Speaker 1: trainer and you full figure because most trainers, as you
• 22:46
  Speaker 1: see on TV, are not full figure. They they have
• 22:51
  Speaker 1: to figure ye well hard because when when you say
• 22:58
  Speaker 1: you're a trainer, then people gonna want to know what
• 23:00
  Speaker 1: are you training us to be? Are you trying to
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  Speaker 1: swell us up? You want us to be full figured?
• 23:06
  Speaker 1: Or do you want us or you want us to
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  Speaker 1: lose weighting? What was you eight hundred and now you
• 23:11
  Speaker 1: two fifty? I mean, what is we're doing here? Just
• 23:14
  Speaker 1: we need some numbers to work with. If you don't
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: way from eight hundred dollars two fifty, tell us that
• 23:19
  Speaker 1: tell us that but if you just see your pitching,
• 23:21
  Speaker 1: you still two fifty and I'm one ninety, I'm feeling
• 23:26
  Speaker 1: a little bit more fit than you. That's probably the problem.
• 23:29
  Speaker 1: She ha, and just a conflict of interest, It's what
• 23:32
  Speaker 1: I'm saying it. And the billboard were like when they
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  Speaker 1: give it a TV show and they put the billboard
• 23:37
  Speaker 1: and they put trainer, and then they put a hub
• 23:39
  Speaker 1: there see everybody driving body real what the he and
• 23:43
  Speaker 1: just trying to figure out what's going on. It's gonna
• 23:46
  Speaker 1: be a lot of that on the billboard and then
• 23:48
  Speaker 1: you're gonna have to do a lot of explaining to
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: do because if you're a trainer, but it don't look
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: like you're a trainer, if you're looking more like the trainer. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: wants advice, huh she you heard me? She yes, to
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  Speaker 1: reach her goal. This is her dream. I'm the clo
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  Speaker 1: the chief love off anyway, she loves her clearly. She
• 24:18
  Speaker 1: loves herself clear right, And that's good, and that's good
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  Speaker 1: and dreams come true. And you probably one day you'll
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: be the first full figure trainer. But it's gonna had
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: to be at the fat camp or something. You're gonna
• 24:28
  Speaker 1: have to be somewhere else? Were they? Were they ready
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: for that? I had to go down home. Huh? Moving on?
• 24:34
  Speaker 1: Moving on? Yeah, we're moving on, not so not so fast,
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: moving on. That's moving on. Illinois. Thirty one year old
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: single mother of a teenager, and she's giving me the
• 24:53
  Speaker 1: blues because she's got a potty mouth. Okay. I've had
• 24:57
  Speaker 1: to take her out of school several times this school
• 24:59
  Speaker 1: year because she cursed at the teacher. Her father's her
• 25:03
  Speaker 1: father's mother's ghetto and smokes brown cigarettes and curses all
• 25:08
  Speaker 1: day at everybody. Do I keep punishing her? Or should
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: I stop her from visiting grandma? No? See, your problem
• 25:15
  Speaker 1: is you punishment? See you grounding her, you taking her iPhone?
• 25:20
  Speaker 1: You're doing stuff like that. Ain't nobody whooped her ass
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: hit thought about it. Ain't nobody had fired off her
• 25:30
  Speaker 1: dead and her y'all and said the next time you
• 25:34
  Speaker 1: custod teach y'all this, what's gonna happen me? You fus?
• 25:37
  Speaker 1: Ain't nobody done that? But parents these days are different.
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: They're not like our parents. Where they that's the problem.
• 25:44
  Speaker 1: You know, spank their kids, whoop their kids, beat their kids.
• 25:46
  Speaker 1: They don't do that. A kid I can't do that. Look,
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: you can't raise kids the way you used to. But
• 25:53
  Speaker 1: then so we're not producing kids like we used to.
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: So now what you want us to do? I'm not
• 26:00
  Speaker 1: fit to change my way of my method because it worked.
• 26:05
  Speaker 1: And I know it's a new day in time, and
• 26:07
  Speaker 1: you know, people don't want to discipline their childre people
• 26:10
  Speaker 1: don't believe in hitting their children. Don't hit your child,
• 26:12
  Speaker 1: you know, Wait till your child grew up and start
• 26:14
  Speaker 1: suckle punching you. How about that you hit his nerves? Yeah,
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: so you know y'all do it anyway y'all want to.
• 26:23
  Speaker 1: But don't call Uncle Stephen. Ask Steve nothing about child
• 26:25
  Speaker 1: real if you don't want to hear about ass whoops,
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: because that's all I got. Don't call me no more
• 26:31
  Speaker 1: damn called the Rica smiles, show up, Call somebody that's
• 26:34
  Speaker 1: you know, doing this new method. I don't have that.
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: Don't call me. Ask me nothing about child real if
• 26:41
  Speaker 1: you don't want to hear about these ass whoopens, That's
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: all I got for you. Now you call you old fashioned,
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: I'm old bye. But on the breakfast birthday one day.
• 26:56
  Speaker 1: Moving on to Anonymous in Saint Louis, Anonymous, right, I
• 27:00
  Speaker 1: work at a rental car place and I've just been promoted.
• 27:03
  Speaker 1: Before I got promoted, I was messing with a fine
• 27:05
  Speaker 1: young lady that worked with me. We used to go
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: to the back of the garage and have sex in
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: any available suv. Now that I'm a leader in the company,
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: I can't mess this up. I want to climb on
• 27:17
  Speaker 1: that back seat with her one more time. Though. Is
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: it too risky or do I go for it? Wait
• 27:23
  Speaker 1: a minute, I'm like a good back seat. They used
• 27:25
  Speaker 1: to go back in the garage in any old suv,
• 27:29
  Speaker 1: any available suv. Yeah, where was they getting on the car?
• 27:33
  Speaker 1: Keys from him? He works at a rental car place?
• 27:39
  Speaker 1: And what is her job at the rental car place?
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: She worked with them, They worked together, So I like
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: climbing in the back seat. That's a job. Climbing in
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: the back seat, sudden rooftop digging in the scene with
• 27:56
  Speaker 1: the gangs to league. Hey, though, you may not have
• 28:07
  Speaker 1: a fleet of Cadillacs, so what should he do somebody
• 28:14
  Speaker 1: that you work with that likes to climb up in
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: the back You may not have work that wants to
• 28:31
  Speaker 1: give you her all, But just remember, brothers at car places,
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  Speaker 1: you can still stand talk. Hey, here we go. Get
• 28:48
  Speaker 1: in the backseat one more time, do it again and
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: blow her mind. Whoop whoo hey, climbing back one more time,
• 29:02
  Speaker 1: digging in the scene. Who So you're telling him to
• 29:06
  Speaker 1: go what? I just have to all right, we have
• 29:12
  Speaker 1: to go to break now, Yeah, clo coming up next
• 29:16
  Speaker 1: entertainment right after this, you're listening show. Just in case
• 29:26
  Speaker 1: you were wondering, Aisha and Steph Curry are not in
• 29:30
  Speaker 1: an open marriage. Now why were you wondering that? Well?
• 29:34
  Speaker 1: Who ever? Did no one? Yeah, but Aisha slammed the
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: ridiculous rumors after several gossip blogs hint that they weren't monogamous,
• 29:45
  Speaker 1: and Aisha said, don't believe everything you read. She told
• 29:50
  Speaker 1: and instatrolled yesterday. Do you know how ridiculous that is?
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: Don't disrespect my marriage like that, please and thank you
• 29:59
  Speaker 1: period with the tea. Yes, these people people just make up. Stop.
• 30:06
  Speaker 1: I just posted what's that? That's exactly what they do.
• 30:10
  Speaker 1: They're boards crazy, they have no live Yeah and other
• 30:14
  Speaker 1: entertainment news. Congratulations. Going out to Snoop. He's cooking up
• 30:18
  Speaker 1: something new. Uh. Snoop is looking to sell signature sausages
• 30:22
  Speaker 1: and hot dogs under the brand. Get this Snoop Dogs?
• 30:29
  Speaker 1: Uh yeah. The intent to use application he recently filed
• 30:34
  Speaker 1: means Snoop is looking to launch a brand in the
• 30:37
  Speaker 1: very near future. And some of Snoop's past deals include
• 30:41
  Speaker 1: cannabis you know about that loop leaf by Snoop Wine
• 30:46
  Speaker 1: and Gin. Of course he has a Snoop Dog, nineteen
• 30:49
  Speaker 1: Crimes Callie red Wine and uh Indogo Gin. So he's businessman.
• 30:56
  Speaker 1: They did one in Now what junior? You give me?
• 31:00
  Speaker 1: Soon as you bite one, you still sound like Snoop.
• 31:03
  Speaker 1: I don't know. Tell he's gonna be good. He's a
• 31:10
  Speaker 1: really smart guy. Yeah, snoopid shacker, just businessman, Yes, pitchman,
• 31:18
  Speaker 1: that's right, that's right. And finally, I never knew this,
• 31:22
  Speaker 1: But did you know, Steve, did you know guys that
• 31:25
  Speaker 1: Nia Long went on a blind date with Chris Rock
• 31:29
  Speaker 1: back in the nineties. I know Chris is your friend?
• 31:32
  Speaker 1: Did you know this? He didn't tell me that someone
• 31:35
  Speaker 1: set them up and said it did not It did
• 31:38
  Speaker 1: not go well. So Nia shared the story on recent podcasts.
• 31:43
  Speaker 1: She said, Chris was on Saturday Night Live. He picked
• 31:47
  Speaker 1: me up, we went out, we hated each other. I
• 31:50
  Speaker 1: was like, this dude is not even that effing funny.
• 31:53
  Speaker 1: Oh oh, Nia, that's not true, very bad to make.
• 32:01
  Speaker 1: To make matters worse, he gave her a wrong number
• 32:04
  Speaker 1: at the end of the date, and while it clearly
• 32:06
  Speaker 1: didn't work out for them romantically, the two did become
• 32:10
  Speaker 1: good friends, and yes, they both still laugh about the incident.
• 32:14
  Speaker 1: Me along, Chris Rock, Chris Rock, who do right? Right? Oh,
• 32:23
  Speaker 1: she's beautiful, gorgeous To this day, she's still beautiful. She
• 32:27
  Speaker 1: was gorgeous, I know, be hilarious though, if I hear
• 32:30
  Speaker 1: Chris out of the story. Oh yeah, well according to near,
• 32:34
  Speaker 1: he wasn't that effing funny. I beg to different. That
• 32:39
  Speaker 1: was back in the nineties, right right, Steve, did you
• 32:43
  Speaker 1: ever date before you were married and all that? Have
• 32:45
  Speaker 1: you ever dated anyone famous? Hell? Yeah? Okay? Oh really?
• 32:54
  Speaker 1: And ain't I don't think your kids can tell, but yeah,
• 33:03
  Speaker 1: but how did it go? I mean, was it? Okay?
• 33:05
  Speaker 1: You the person? You liked her and everybody wasn't gonna
• 33:08
  Speaker 1: do number lead to another divorce? That serious you dated
• 33:14
  Speaker 1: for a while? Uh, you're not gonna say you don't
• 33:18
  Speaker 1: want to talk. I knew when it was going bad
• 33:21
  Speaker 1: early by then? Oh really? Oh yeah, you know second divorce.
• 33:26
  Speaker 1: I know when I could, I could see bad right
• 33:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah yeah it was me. It wasn't hurt. It
• 33:33
  Speaker 1: was me. What did you do? Wanted some old people?
• 33:40
  Speaker 1: You didn't want to be exclusive? H thought I did, tried,
• 33:47
  Speaker 1: it didn't work out. You wanted to be an open dating? Yeah?
• 33:54
  Speaker 1: Shudn't they even with the phone just ranging had a
• 33:57
  Speaker 1: hard Yeah, it's harder. Why don't you answer your phone
• 34:04
  Speaker 1: because you don't need to hear it? Why your phone
• 34:09
  Speaker 1: always ranging? Popular? Would you say I'm popular? I'm popular? Yeah.
• 34:19
  Speaker 1: Have you ever been on a blind day? Yeah? Hell yeah,
• 34:23
  Speaker 1: I've been on blind date? Someone who's who set you up?
• 34:26
  Speaker 1: A friend or oh it was a long time ago
• 34:29
  Speaker 1: I went on. I bet I've been on three blind
• 34:31
  Speaker 1: dates one one day, one date. I actually tried to
• 34:35
  Speaker 1: blind myself, tried to make it official. Yeah, because as
• 34:42
  Speaker 1: soon as that health all walked in, I went, you
• 34:44
  Speaker 1: got to be kid? Yeah, who set you up? They didn't?
• 34:49
  Speaker 1: Pardner mine man his girl, his girl said I got
• 34:53
  Speaker 1: the perfect girl for your friend. He's so funny? What funny?
• 34:58
  Speaker 1: Why why funny people on funny? Look at people? Let's
• 35:02
  Speaker 1: make people think that funny people won't funny look at people.
• 35:06
  Speaker 1: This woman walked in this restaurant. I went, oh my god,
• 35:09
  Speaker 1: she said, that's the exact reaction. I knew you to
• 35:12
  Speaker 1: have one. Lady, this ain't the OMG you think it is.
• 35:15
  Speaker 1: Just OMG. Wasn't emoji yet, Lady, you know I'm talking
• 35:21
  Speaker 1: about old My God hasn't helped me? Lord, No, oh god,
• 35:28
  Speaker 1: she just like my uncle. I'm image sitting over there
• 35:38
  Speaker 1: having dinner with my damn uncle with a wig on bro.
• 35:44
  Speaker 1: I was just horrified. Why you keep staring at me?
• 35:51
  Speaker 1: What getting here? Where you've been standing before? All right,
• 35:56
  Speaker 1: we're moving on. Coming up in twenty minutes after be
• 35:59
  Speaker 1: our Steve. You're gonna tell us how'd your sixty fifth
• 36:02
  Speaker 1: birthday celebration? Go? Okay, it was yesterday. We'll hear about
• 36:06
  Speaker 1: it right after this. You're listening to show, all right, Guys,
• 36:11
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• 36:19
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• 36:23
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• 36:27
  Speaker 1: a great show, all right. So, Steve, day after your birthday,
• 36:35
  Speaker 1: you know I can't tell you girl, go here and
• 36:38
  Speaker 1: there you come on first of all? Was it it
• 36:46
  Speaker 1: was out standing? Yeah? Ye sixty five. Yeah, it's still going.
• 36:54
  Speaker 1: Oh oh, I'm out the country. That's all I can
• 37:03
  Speaker 1: tell you that. Um, I cannot be found. Quit looking.
• 37:13
  Speaker 1: Ain't no Papa Rozzie. That's all I can tell you.
• 37:21
  Speaker 1: What did you have for dinner? German chopic cake that's
• 37:26
  Speaker 1: all you ate now, you know. But I get a
• 37:30
  Speaker 1: German chop cake every birthday. My mother made me one
• 37:33
  Speaker 1: all the way up until I was till she passed,
• 37:35
  Speaker 1: and send it to me wherever I was. I can't
• 37:40
  Speaker 1: believe it. But God gave me a woman named Marjorie
• 37:44
  Speaker 1: and she makes a German chocolate cake. And when I
• 37:47
  Speaker 1: tell you, I kid you not, and I'm not just
• 37:48
  Speaker 1: saying it taste exactly like my mama's cooking exactly. Had
• 38:00
  Speaker 1: that cake, you know, had lovely dinner, dressed up, you know,
• 38:03
  Speaker 1: a couple of kids came through for me, you know,
• 38:08
  Speaker 1: But that was it. And uh, that's all I could
• 38:11
  Speaker 1: tell you because it's high level, you know, real high.
• 38:16
  Speaker 1: You smoke yesterday because the other day you said eleven
• 38:23
  Speaker 1: eleven Actually did I actually did? My goal is before
• 38:32
  Speaker 1: I go home. It's a smokers sit off every year
• 38:35
  Speaker 1: I've been alive. Oh, I won't be able to do that.
• 38:41
  Speaker 1: But that's how hard you're kicking. You having fun trying.
• 38:45
  Speaker 1: I'm how hard I'm kicking it. Yeah, I don't even
• 38:50
  Speaker 1: think they called it's kicking. Oh man, I think, yeah,
• 38:57
  Speaker 1: I'm balling. I don't even just who some ignorant mess Right,
• 39:02
  Speaker 1: I'm out there, Yeah, I'm out. I'm way I'm way
• 39:06
  Speaker 1: out there beyond balling. That's a good thing. That Yeah, Well,
• 39:18
  Speaker 1: honor to God for two weeks. All right, all right,
• 39:22
  Speaker 1: Well coming up in thirty four minutes after the hour,
• 39:26
  Speaker 1: have you ever been caught saying something about someone and
• 39:29
  Speaker 1: you didn't think he or she heard you. We'll talk
• 39:32
  Speaker 1: about that right after this. You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 39:38
  Speaker 1: Doctor Anthony Fauci has built a reputation for being diplomatic,
• 39:43
  Speaker 1: but last week he lost his school. He was mad
• 39:48
  Speaker 1: as as he was also Fouci, but I was Holly
• 39:51
  Speaker 1: lad ass was made. Yeah, he lost his school a
• 39:57
  Speaker 1: little bit last week, Steve, and it was caught on
• 40:01
  Speaker 1: a hot mike. Doctor Faulchi was heard mumbling, um, well,
• 40:05
  Speaker 1: we'll play it in a minute, but he was heard
• 40:07
  Speaker 1: mumbling after Senator Roger Marshall of Kansas asked him about
• 40:11
  Speaker 1: his personal finances during a hearing. Marshall was asking if
• 40:15
  Speaker 1: he would be willing to submit to Congress a financial
• 40:17
  Speaker 1: disclosure that includes your past and current investments. Fauchi pointed
• 40:22
  Speaker 1: out that his financials are already a matter of public record,
• 40:25
  Speaker 1: as required by federal law. That's when he uttered the insult.
• 40:29
  Speaker 1: Take a listen. What did he say, Steve? You heard it?
• 40:38
  Speaker 1: You can't say what, can't you? Yeah? He said, quite
• 40:41
  Speaker 1: a moron, Jesus Christ. Moron, Oh, I was heard, said
• 40:53
  Speaker 1: the big one. No, that's what I thought. He said,
• 40:55
  Speaker 1: I would all right, foul form my dog? Who respect?
• 40:59
  Speaker 1: Oh you say moron? Oh I thought he said. Once
• 41:02
  Speaker 1: I heard mar I went, oh, I know where this went.
• 41:05
  Speaker 1: Very familiar to you. Huh No, he said, what a moron,
• 41:10
  Speaker 1: Jesus Christ? Yeah, found you found you getting tired of
• 41:13
  Speaker 1: a man because they politicize this whole thing about the
• 41:15
  Speaker 1: vaccines and everything. Man, this country, man, this country is
• 41:19
  Speaker 1: not in great shape, y'all. It's not in great shape
• 41:23
  Speaker 1: right now because the political parties, it's making this country. Man.
• 41:29
  Speaker 1: They've they've let Donald Trump destroy the way this little
• 41:35
  Speaker 1: already raggedy thing was set up. But what they're doing now, man,
• 41:42
  Speaker 1: is really sickening for this country. They oh, I don't
• 41:45
  Speaker 1: care what the Democrats want, the Republicans don't want it.
• 41:48
  Speaker 1: I don't care what the Republicans want, the Democrats don't
• 41:52
  Speaker 1: want it. Ain't nobody asking the people what they want.
• 41:57
  Speaker 1: And and we're going no where, we get no where,
• 42:02
  Speaker 1: We're getting nothing. Man. Oh, your party want to get vaccinated,
• 42:06
  Speaker 1: our party don't. Well, that's stupid, right, that's that's stupid
• 42:12
  Speaker 1: for you to say that your whole party doesn't want something,
• 42:15
  Speaker 1: or to say that your whole party does want something
• 42:18
  Speaker 1: that don't make no sense. Hell, I know a lot
• 42:20
  Speaker 1: of Democrats that don't want no vaccines. I know a
• 42:23
  Speaker 1: lot of Republicans that didn't got vaccines. So what is
• 42:27
  Speaker 1: the political How you're politicizing the vaccines when clearly I
• 42:33
  Speaker 1: know Democrats who refuse to get a vaccine, and I
• 42:36
  Speaker 1: know Republicans down there in line. Yeah, so how does
• 42:40
  Speaker 1: that politicize? Help me out? It's politicized for position and power. Yeah,
• 42:47
  Speaker 1: I'm telling you, man, this is crazy what we do,
• 42:49
  Speaker 1: dying and losing their lies and destroying our healthcare system. Yeah,
• 42:58
  Speaker 1: it's just horrible. Abortion is a politicized issue. Guess what
• 43:04
  Speaker 1: Republicans get abortions? Democrats get abortion and there is nothing
• 43:10
  Speaker 1: that's say the Democrats get more than do they? They
• 43:15
  Speaker 1: got all these issues they be fighting. Got don't make
• 43:17
  Speaker 1: no sense, man, that this this, this is crazy. They
• 43:21
  Speaker 1: raised only they against the gay rights for this and
• 43:23
  Speaker 1: then another. It's gay Republicans, it's gay Democrats, it's gay liberals.
• 43:29
  Speaker 1: What man, Let these people live their life. You ain't
• 43:35
  Speaker 1: got to agree with what everybody do, but you ain't
• 43:37
  Speaker 1: got to stop it. Look, I'm not I'm not in
• 43:39
  Speaker 1: agreement with what a lot of people do, but I'm
• 43:41
  Speaker 1: not stopping nobody from doing nothing. If you don't like
• 43:44
  Speaker 1: what a person does, you don't have to agree with it,
• 43:46
  Speaker 1: But you can't stop them from having a life just
• 43:49
  Speaker 1: because that ain't your choice. That's their choice. You gotta
• 43:52
  Speaker 1: let these people live, man, You gotta let these people
• 43:55
  Speaker 1: have their way in life. Yeah. Yeah, because you disagree,
• 43:59
  Speaker 1: it shouldn't happen. Broh. So yeah, but I'm not gay,
• 44:04
  Speaker 1: So right he is. She is not what you're gonna do,
• 44:08
  Speaker 1: But are you not liking it? Don't change a damn
• 44:11
  Speaker 1: thing right, Let them live, let people live, let them
• 44:14
  Speaker 1: be great. I like peace, but that don't stop y'all
• 44:18
  Speaker 1: from going to walk. Come on, all right, Steve, Coming
• 44:22
  Speaker 1: up next, we have the nephew with today's praying phone call.
• 44:25
  Speaker 1: Right after this, you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning
• 44:29
  Speaker 1: Show coming up at the top of the hour, right
• 44:33
  Speaker 1: about four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today.
• 44:36
  Speaker 1: The subject boo boo breath assistant what. We'll get into
• 44:41
  Speaker 1: that in just a bit, but right now it is
• 44:44
  Speaker 1: the nephew's turn. What you got for us? Neff, it's
• 44:48
  Speaker 1: time for the paroff call. Pe see like a boy
• 44:54
  Speaker 1: if pe see? Okay, yea one more time? Please Hello, Hello,
• 45:07
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to reach a R. Darwin. Darwin. This is
• 45:10
  Speaker 1: he Hey Darwin? How you doing? This is Frank with FPC.
• 45:14
  Speaker 1: We're trying to come down and um see about making
• 45:17
  Speaker 1: an appointment with you within the next week as that's
• 45:20
  Speaker 1: possible funding for what uh we're supposed to come by.
• 45:24
  Speaker 1: I'm with FPC. We wanted to uh we have PC
• 45:27
  Speaker 1: what what what is that? What is FPC? Uh? Sir?
• 45:31
  Speaker 1: Your name was left with us and you're you're you're
• 45:33
  Speaker 1: on on our file to actually come out and make
• 45:36
  Speaker 1: an appointment with you so we can um, so we
• 45:39
  Speaker 1: can get your picture taken. You must have their own number.
• 45:41
  Speaker 1: I'm not I'm not signed up to take no picture anything.
• 45:44
  Speaker 1: So okay, well you are you're Darling correct? Yeah, yes
• 45:48
  Speaker 1: I am darn So you called Darwin and that's what
• 45:51
  Speaker 1: you call it. But anything about a picture? What what's
• 45:53
  Speaker 1: up with a picture? H We've got you on our
• 45:56
  Speaker 1: schedule here, FPC. We have you on our schedule to
• 45:59
  Speaker 1: uh to actually for us to come out to your
• 46:02
  Speaker 1: home and take your picture. Okay, FPC, what's company is that?
• 46:06
  Speaker 1: What's what's y'all? What type of picture? And would I
• 46:08
  Speaker 1: be taking I'm not taking no picture? But what what
• 46:11
  Speaker 1: is FPC? Okay, you don't know anything about photo being
• 46:14
  Speaker 1: taken of you? No? Okay, uh sir, FPC is uh
• 46:20
  Speaker 1: we are this is a funeral Picture company, Funeral Picture company,
• 46:25
  Speaker 1: and what we do is we come out and take
• 46:27
  Speaker 1: your picture and we actually keep it on file. That
• 46:30
  Speaker 1: way when you do pass away, we have your picture
• 46:33
  Speaker 1: for your program and we have a nice picture for you. Look,
• 46:37
  Speaker 1: I'm not did wrighting. Now you're not taking no picture me.
• 46:39
  Speaker 1: Who is this again? My name is Frank. Frank. Okay, Frank.
• 46:43
  Speaker 1: You mean to tell me y'all taking pictures of people
• 46:46
  Speaker 1: before they dash just so you could have them picture.
• 46:50
  Speaker 1: Oh file, So we're keeping on file and then you
• 46:53
  Speaker 1: have a good picture on your program. And that's what
• 46:56
  Speaker 1: that's what, uh, that's what we do. Ain't signed up
• 46:59
  Speaker 1: for nothing like that. Who the hell signed me up
• 47:01
  Speaker 1: for something like that? I'm quite sure. But we're trying
• 47:05
  Speaker 1: to schedule where we can come out beginning of next
• 47:07
  Speaker 1: week so we can get your picture taken next week.
• 47:10
  Speaker 1: Week after you get picture when I'm dead, you're not
• 47:13
  Speaker 1: taking no picture of me before that that. That don't
• 47:15
  Speaker 1: sound right, sir. Don't you want to have a good
• 47:18
  Speaker 1: picture on your program? So you're not taking the picture
• 47:21
  Speaker 1: of me for no humor arrangements that I'm not dead yet?
• 47:25
  Speaker 1: I don't understand that. What the hell is this about?
• 47:27
  Speaker 1: Nobody who signed me up for it? Then tell me
• 47:30
  Speaker 1: that much, sir. I don't have the actual person listed
• 47:33
  Speaker 1: here on who signs you up, but I do have
• 47:35
  Speaker 1: the number, and you are Darwin, mister Darwin, So I
• 47:39
  Speaker 1: didn't sign up for that. I'm not taking the picture.
• 47:43
  Speaker 1: You guys running around taking pictures of people before they
• 47:46
  Speaker 1: die just to have a good picture on fail. That's
• 47:49
  Speaker 1: salon man. I ain't never heard of like that, sir. Okay,
• 47:54
  Speaker 1: sir are you? I mean we have your address here?
• 47:57
  Speaker 1: Are you? Are you available? No? I'm not available. I'm
• 48:00
  Speaker 1: not available at all to take no pitt you for
• 48:03
  Speaker 1: a funeral that I'm not even dead yet. I don't.
• 48:05
  Speaker 1: I don't get that. That that sounds like a bunch
• 48:07
  Speaker 1: of mo and I where the hell gave you my number?
• 48:10
  Speaker 1: That's what I want to know. So I'm not quite sure.
• 48:13
  Speaker 1: But one thing we have to do is we have
• 48:14
  Speaker 1: to follow through with our job. So what we're gonna
• 48:17
  Speaker 1: have to do is we I have to come out
• 48:19
  Speaker 1: there and take a picture. So I don't want to,
• 48:23
  Speaker 1: you know, create a problem, but I have to get
• 48:24
  Speaker 1: a picture of you by next week. Oh it's gonna
• 48:27
  Speaker 1: be problem because you're not getting picture me for no
• 48:31
  Speaker 1: funeral arrangement, mister Darwin. I have to come by your
• 48:33
  Speaker 1: house at least by Friday at around twelve now, and
• 48:36
  Speaker 1: I'll come by and get a picture of you. Ain't
• 48:39
  Speaker 1: coming by my got house, no ride of you? Lie,
• 48:43
  Speaker 1: gotta be come over here to try to get my
• 48:45
  Speaker 1: mother pitture. I got plenty of got pitching in my
• 48:48
  Speaker 1: house to put on the mother funeral program. I'm not
• 48:51
  Speaker 1: taking a pitching. That mean I'm claiming to be digging.
• 48:54
  Speaker 1: I'm not dead. That's some more bad lookt dead. I
• 48:58
  Speaker 1: don't know what you were or Frank, but you you
• 49:01
  Speaker 1: got word. I worked for f PC, Sir, I worked
• 49:05
  Speaker 1: for FPC, FCC. Mike, you ain't not taking no picture me.
• 49:09
  Speaker 1: Don't come over here, Friday, Come about no guy piston Okay,
• 49:13
  Speaker 1: before you got pistol and you and I hope they
• 49:16
  Speaker 1: got Joe got pitt your own file. But that's a
• 49:19
  Speaker 1: stupid got. The company you worked for ain't never heard
• 49:22
  Speaker 1: of nobody taking no picture before they died. I got
• 49:25
  Speaker 1: millions and pictures in here for that program. And when
• 49:28
  Speaker 1: I'm grown with the God care about what a picture
• 49:30
  Speaker 1: look like? Or who had my gut funeral? This a lignat.
• 49:34
  Speaker 1: You tell whoever you worked for any to go find
• 49:37
  Speaker 1: another occupation. That don't make no guy just you're not
• 49:40
  Speaker 1: coming over here, Friday, Buddy, You come over here if
• 49:43
  Speaker 1: you want to. Okay, Uh, missus Darwin, Yes, are you
• 49:47
  Speaker 1: familiar with with Glinda, that's my wife. What do you
• 49:51
  Speaker 1: about to say? Now? I want all I want to
• 49:54
  Speaker 1: do is say this man. I just want to say, Glinda,
• 49:56
  Speaker 1: the one that got me to prank phone call you.
• 49:59
  Speaker 1: This is nephew Tommy Baby from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Huh,
• 50:05
  Speaker 1: I'll beat up boy. I ain't never heard no business
• 50:12
  Speaker 1: like there's some FDC funeral. Well man, I said my
• 50:18
  Speaker 1: New year resolution. I was gonna cut back on drinking.
• 50:21
  Speaker 1: But you got me over here about the tip a
• 50:23
  Speaker 1: bottle right now? Oh are you crazy? Man? And come
• 50:28
  Speaker 1: over here to day before get a picture clinticalit. Y'all
• 50:33
  Speaker 1: got me, baby, You got me. I ain't never heard
• 50:38
  Speaker 1: no company like that. You ain't putting me up to it,
• 50:41
  Speaker 1: but you're gonna I'll tell you what you're tune in
• 50:43
  Speaker 1: tomorrow morning. Man, you're gonna catch yourself on national radio
• 50:47
  Speaker 1: and I'm gonna tell everybody. Boy, they had me hot
• 50:50
  Speaker 1: over here. I'm gonna don't tell Clenning, but I'm gonna
• 50:52
  Speaker 1: have me a drink anywhere. I was looking for an
• 50:54
  Speaker 1: excuse to tray like funeral pitch you ticking. They'll put
• 50:58
  Speaker 1: on foul boy, y'all and you gotta lot to have
• 51:01
  Speaker 1: him out of your head. Buddy, I gotta ask you something, man,
• 51:06
  Speaker 1: dam and tell me this it man, what's the baddest
• 51:08
  Speaker 1: and I mean the baddest radio show in the land,
• 51:12
  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey morden Wick up show, buddy, Come on, baby,
• 51:19
  Speaker 1: you played much. I just want to come by and
• 51:23
  Speaker 1: get a picture. That's all the time you want to do.
• 51:25
  Speaker 1: Come get a nice little picture. Okay, Okay, let me
• 51:28
  Speaker 1: ask y'all something. Do you know what picture y'all won't
• 51:30
  Speaker 1: use on your program. I'm pretty much not gonna care. No,
• 51:36
  Speaker 1: I'm not planning it or any of that. No. Once
• 51:39
  Speaker 1: somehow I'm out. Yeah, you mean what you have yours?
• 51:42
  Speaker 1: You know what you can call. I'm gonna have a
• 51:44
  Speaker 1: funeral rehearsal because this I want this to go right.
• 51:48
  Speaker 1: Wedding rehearsal. Yeah, that way, you know, everything runs as
• 51:53
  Speaker 1: according you know what I'm saying. I'm gonna have a
• 51:55
  Speaker 1: guest list. If I'm doing that now, because I don't
• 51:59
  Speaker 1: want you to just showing up, then you wouldn't invited
• 52:01
  Speaker 1: to you know, you gonna be invited to my fun
• 52:04
  Speaker 1: you know. But I'm gonna have a rehearsal. I know,
• 52:06
  Speaker 1: you know, we're gonna go through the sermon. We're gonna
• 52:08
  Speaker 1: go through theme all that. So if they come anywhere
• 52:11
  Speaker 1: they wouldn't invite it, what is you gonna do about it?
• 52:16
  Speaker 1: Hart the hell out there from that's good as Yeah,
• 52:28
  Speaker 1: Stupid is on the way. Stupid is coming to Beaumont, Texas, Baby, Beaumont, Texas,
• 52:32
  Speaker 1: Getting ready the Nephews coming to time. It's going down
• 52:35
  Speaker 1: March nineteenth at the Julie Rogers Theater. You do not
• 52:38
  Speaker 1: want to miss me. Tickets or available at the box
• 52:40
  Speaker 1: office or at all ticket Master outlets. Stupid only comes
• 52:45
  Speaker 1: around once every fo five six yeels. You know, it's
• 52:49
  Speaker 1: like Hayley's comment. You know what I'm saying, that's how
• 52:51
  Speaker 1: stupid come around like that. So Boumont, guess what it's
• 52:53
  Speaker 1: coming to you, the Nephew March nineteenth, Saturday night, eight
• 52:58
  Speaker 1: p m. Julie Rodgers did, Oh oh my god, you
• 53:01
  Speaker 1: better get you some stupid tickets to come see stupid,
• 53:04
  Speaker 1: and we're gonna have a stupid time. And when you leave,
• 53:06
  Speaker 1: you're gonna say that, boys, stuke, it's something wrong with
• 53:09
  Speaker 1: stupid in a good way, all right, because I don't
• 53:11
  Speaker 1: sell right now nephew come to town doing some more dates.
• 53:15
  Speaker 1: I can't say nothing because I ain't ryn sign my
• 53:17
  Speaker 1: name yet, but I got a few more coming. But
• 53:18
  Speaker 1: y'all get ready. Hint hint, hint hint. Huntsville, Alabama, hint hint.
• 53:24
  Speaker 1: That's just hitting it. Okay, I get to see my
• 53:28
  Speaker 1: friends on the Huntsville Show. You understand what I'm saying.
• 53:31
  Speaker 1: I get to car Oh, how was Jackson, Mississippi? What
• 53:36
  Speaker 1: aso assome? Awesome? We gotta go, Nephew coming up now.
• 53:43
  Speaker 1: Strawberry Letters. Subject Boo boo breaths assistant. We'll get into
• 53:47
  Speaker 1: it right after this. You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 53:54
  Speaker 1: Time now for today's Strawberry Letter, and listen. If you
• 53:57
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  Speaker 1: on tight, we got it. Fight Yeah. Here it is
• 54:18
  Speaker 1: the Strawberry Letter. Thank you, Nephew. Subject Boo boo breath's assistant. Wow,
• 54:25
  Speaker 1: yeah boo Boo Breath's assistant is the subject. Dear Stephen Shirley.
• 54:30
  Speaker 1: I recently started a new position as an assistant to
• 54:33
  Speaker 1: the office manager. On my first day at work, I
• 54:36
  Speaker 1: noticed that everyone in the office was looking at me
• 54:39
  Speaker 1: and whispering. I thought that they were just checking me
• 54:42
  Speaker 1: out because I was a new girl, silling me. When
• 54:45
  Speaker 1: my boss got in, I went and greeted him. Everyone
• 54:48
  Speaker 1: was still looking at me, but now they were laughing.
• 54:51
  Speaker 1: And then it happened. The odor that came out of
• 54:57
  Speaker 1: my boss's mouth darn near knocked me out. It smelled
• 55:03
  Speaker 1: like a baby's diaper and it hit me across my
• 55:06
  Speaker 1: face and I almost passed out. I realized why my
• 55:10
  Speaker 1: co workers were laughing. One of the ladies she was
• 55:15
  Speaker 1: laughing so hard she had tears in her eyes. Afterwards,
• 55:20
  Speaker 1: they said they were waiting for my reactions. They knew
• 55:23
  Speaker 1: I wasn't ready. It's been two weeks now and I
• 55:26
  Speaker 1: literally cry in my car before going in to work.
• 55:31
  Speaker 1: I have to be closed up in his office and
• 55:33
  Speaker 1: meetings every day, and I've tried offering mints and or gum,
• 55:37
  Speaker 1: but he declines every time. I really love my job,
• 55:42
  Speaker 1: but his breath makes it impossible. We have an off
• 55:47
  Speaker 1: site meeting in a couple of weeks, and he suggested
• 55:49
  Speaker 1: that me and a couple of our teammates bride with him.
• 55:53
  Speaker 1: So now the teammates want me to be the one
• 55:56
  Speaker 1: to address this issue with him. They have chosen me
• 55:59
  Speaker 1: to tell him that his breath smells like boo boo.
• 56:03
  Speaker 1: My husband said that I should just breathe through my
• 56:05
  Speaker 1: mouth when I'm in his presence. He said, my coworkers
• 56:09
  Speaker 1: are setting me up because I'm the new girl at
• 56:11
  Speaker 1: the office. Since I'm always in his face, I feel
• 56:14
  Speaker 1: like I should go ahead and say something, or should
• 56:16
  Speaker 1: I wait until I develop a better relationship with him?
• 56:19
  Speaker 1: What should I do? Please? Please help me. Wow, this
• 56:24
  Speaker 1: is funky. This is a funky situation right here. You're
• 56:27
  Speaker 1: absolutely right, and you love your job. You are the
• 56:30
  Speaker 1: new girl, I mean, what about position to be in.
• 56:34
  Speaker 1: You're the new kid. You're kind of darned if you do,
• 56:36
  Speaker 1: darned if you don't. Your husband may be right. They
• 56:39
  Speaker 1: could be setting you up because they've been there all
• 56:42
  Speaker 1: this time and they've had time to say something to him,
• 56:46
  Speaker 1: and they haven't. They haven't done anything. His breath still
• 56:49
  Speaker 1: smells like boo boo. But your husband's advice to just
• 56:52
  Speaker 1: breathe through your mouth, I don't think that's gonna work either.
• 56:56
  Speaker 1: I mean, you gotta live too. You probably will have
• 56:59
  Speaker 1: to find a way to tell him because you work
• 57:01
  Speaker 1: the closest with him. I mean, you can't just go
• 57:03
  Speaker 1: to his face and say your breath smells like boo boo. Uh,
• 57:07
  Speaker 1: and he's your employer. I mean, it's not what you say,
• 57:09
  Speaker 1: it's it's it's how you say what you say. So
• 57:13
  Speaker 1: you I mean you've offered him mint, You've offered him,
• 57:16
  Speaker 1: got him gum. Uh. Everybody knows that when somebody offers
• 57:20
  Speaker 1: you a mint or offers you gum, that you should
• 57:22
  Speaker 1: take it. Everybody knows that either they're trying to tell
• 57:26
  Speaker 1: you something or be polite. All right, So you gotta
• 57:29
  Speaker 1: find a way to just I don't know, you gotta
• 57:32
  Speaker 1: say it to your boss. Listen. You gotta say something.
• 57:35
  Speaker 1: You have to. You cannot let this go on. You
• 57:38
  Speaker 1: got to say something. Listen. I just wanted to tell you, Uh,
• 57:42
  Speaker 1: maybe we should go to the dentist together. Or when's
• 57:44
  Speaker 1: the last time you've gone to the dentist? Something. You
• 57:46
  Speaker 1: gotta say something. Steve helped me out here. Yeah, see, Shirley,
• 57:51
  Speaker 1: you don't you don't do good it. Let us like
• 57:53
  Speaker 1: this because so you two can you trying not to? Yeah? Yeah,
• 57:59
  Speaker 1: I'm here for these type letters. Now see boo boo
• 58:06
  Speaker 1: breath's assistance right here. That term is too loose, it's
• 58:10
  Speaker 1: too kind. You. The first day, all your office workers
• 58:14
  Speaker 1: is looking at your whispering. You thought they was checking,
• 58:17
  Speaker 1: y'all cause you knew and do silly me. When a
• 58:20
  Speaker 1: new boss got in and I greeted him, everybody was
• 58:23
  Speaker 1: still looking at me, and now they're laughing. And then
• 58:26
  Speaker 1: it happened. The older that came out of my boss's mouth.
• 58:32
  Speaker 1: Damn near knocked me out. It smelled like a baby's dipper.
• 58:37
  Speaker 1: It hit me, crossing my face. I almost passed out
• 58:42
  Speaker 1: the right hill. Why are we calling this letter boo
• 58:47
  Speaker 1: boo breath? What do you mean? You need a stronger
• 58:51
  Speaker 1: name for somebody breath like that? Like white, you know,
• 58:56
  Speaker 1: wet white, Your breath smell like you white. That's what
• 59:03
  Speaker 1: the Tylers letter should have been. How about Pamper. You
• 59:06
  Speaker 1: could have just saved pampa. We know what a pampa
• 59:09
  Speaker 1: smell like. We've all told a tape off of a
• 59:12
  Speaker 1: baby that we love dealing. And when we opened up
• 59:15
  Speaker 1: that pamper, we went commercial running around when did this
• 59:23
  Speaker 1: baby starred eating vinegar? Green? Get out in your mouth,
• 59:29
  Speaker 1: man mouth? Thank that's not boo boo, that's thank First
• 59:36
  Speaker 1: of all, you turn around and your co workers was
• 59:39
  Speaker 1: laughing out. Have fought somebody because y'all could have told, yes,
• 59:46
  Speaker 1: y'all knew good in hell what I'll fit to walk
• 59:48
  Speaker 1: up into. And I'll be damn if you sit there
• 59:50
  Speaker 1: and giggle at me when you know what just happened.
• 59:53
  Speaker 1: And then your ignorant ass husband talking about breathe through
• 59:56
  Speaker 1: your mouth. You can't breathe through your mouth. You need
• 59:58
  Speaker 1: your taste bug, that's wind, and breathe through your mother.
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 1: If you won't to won't be able to taste a
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 1: damn thing. Now, you wouldn't lunch talking about I can't
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 1: taste nothing. That's because she was breathing your mother. You
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 1: got you got to take baby breaths when you round
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 1: people with stinking breath. This is highs gott a sound.
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 1: Listen to this, wait, listen to all right, Hold that breath,
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 1: Hold that breath. You can't breathe, you gotta We'll have
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 1: Part two of your response, Steve, coming out, make her
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 1: face look at him like you cran coming up in
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 1: twenty three minutes after the hour. Today's subjects Booboo Breath's assistant.
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 1: We'll be back right after this. You're listening to show,
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 1: all right, Steve, come on, let's recap today's Strawberry letter.
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 1: Subjects Booboo Breath's assistant. This pole bir this poe girl
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 1: got this new job. Yeah she need She even said
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  Speaker 1: she liked her job. First day. All the people looking
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  Speaker 1: at ain't nobody saying nothing to they laughing. They figured
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  Speaker 1: that's silly because it's her first day. Then her damn
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 1: boss came in and she didn't know why everybody was
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 1: laughing until he said, hello, Hello, how you do? H words?
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 1: I don't know why people got bad. Bro used a
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 1: lot of H words. Hello, how you doing? How's your day?
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  Speaker 1: Anything I could help you? How long you've been here?
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 1: Here's another one who recommended you to nothing. Who you're
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 1: standing there? You just put your eyelashes on. Who is strong? Steve?
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 1: You had just put them damn out, yeah now here.
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  Speaker 1: You don't know what that is on your face? You
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 1: think above and got on you. But your eyelashes that
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 1: fell on your damn cheese all because he and then
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 1: you know you're gonna offer him a mint? And he said, no,
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 1: he know him. Men ain't gonna work. He know that.
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 1: What if you can a person when somebody breath stink
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 1: that bad? Offering the mint? You know why they don't
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 1: never take mints because they can't taste them. Exactly why
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 1: listen to me, y'all, I didn't real steak browth. Don't
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 1: ever wanta mint because they can't taste them. They didn't
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 1: know that sugar cube. That's like taking a sugar cube,
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  Speaker 1: a sugar cube and having put it on a tablespoon
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  Speaker 1: of sugar honey iced tea. That's why take a cuba,
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  Speaker 1: put it on a tablespoon or sugar and squallowing give
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 1: me if you like sugar see, let me ask you
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 1: this then no, let me tell you. Just come okay,
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 1: well I want to know, okay, if they can't taste it,
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 1: then do they know they have bad breath? Like this?
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 1: If you don't know, if they knew that, they killed myself.
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 1: Somebody got to say something, see something. There's other things
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 1: you can do, like instead of offering him a mint
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 1: or some gum. Offer him some tidy boat for sugar
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 1: honey tea out job, offer him some tidy bowl just
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 1: handed to him. Play the commercial with the little man
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 1: and the te taking the may go outside and hook
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 1: up a fire holes to a fire hydrant, and when
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 1: he turned around and say hello, blow his whole damn
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 1: mouth off with that fire hole. Fees are the type
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 1: of drastic measures you have to take take with people's
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 1: breath that smell like hot garbage. Yeah, you've opened up
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 1: trash can in the summer when you was a little boy.
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 1: Ye know what that smell like. So that's it. You know. Everybody,
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 1: Now look every nine and everybody breath be kicking. Yes,
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 1: let's just tell the truth. But normally for those of
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 1: us whose breath just kick every nine, then we kind
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 1: of know it. You'll be talking and you'll go, damn
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 1: that me, and then we'll cut our hands when you
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  Speaker 1: smell like exactly like what I said, When your breath
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 1: smell like exactly, see exactly, exactly exactly like the crack
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  Speaker 1: of your age, you got exactly I see the reach.
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  Speaker 1: The reason you don't never see people blowing into their
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 1: hands when they got bad brown just because they did
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 1: it one time and it knocked their ass out, and
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 1: when they came to they didn't know what the hell had. No,
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 1: she needs she wants to know how to tell him.
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 1: She's got to tell him. You know, you can tell
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 1: him what your body language in your face, like like
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 1: when they turned and they started talking. Just started doing
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 1: stuff like just staying the start, just jumping in place,
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 1: just bounce, just be you been in place. Jesus, Jesus, Jesus.
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  Speaker 1: Bless him. Lord low, you know I know how he is.
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 1: Talk to somebody with real fucking brill. You can't talk. No, No,
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 1: you just want to get away from me? Yeah, yeah,
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 1: email him. No, I need telling to tell him when
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 1: they're in some of those clothes. Me, just get a
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 1: big piece of paper. When he started talking, h just
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 1: get a magic market and right shut the air for
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 1: he doesn't want to lose her job. I don't want
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 1: to lose my We're both all right. Thank you. Steve.
• 1:06:43
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• 1:06:52
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• 1:06:56
  Speaker 1: right after this. You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show time
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 1: now for Sports Talk with Junior. What you got Junior?
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 1: Oh oh? First of all, let me say thank you Greensboro,
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 1: North Carolina. Boy, y'all showed out. They showed up and
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 1: showed out all. What's that red? Just dude, I met
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 1: Green bros. Hading red with the blue hat with the
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 1: black sweater. You know what happened. Everybody loves it. We
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 1: had a great time. But I know you out there
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 1: bawling doing your thing. I don't know if you saw
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 1: any of these games, but there's some hurt people out
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 1: there this movie. Whoa let me hear about them. Man
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 1: ain't seen game game well, the Bank not owl, the
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 1: Begels didn't walk all over the Raiders twenty six tonight. Now.
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 1: I was pulling for them, Yeah, because a lot of
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 1: my frat brothers from Cincinnati, so that was pulling for them.
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 1: Here going. No, you probably didn't see this either. I'm
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 1: talking about the Buffalo Bills just stomped the mess after
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 1: Patriots forty seven to seventeen, hated New England every since
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 1: state turned over them black kids school buses seventy You
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 1: mean the city of Boston the whole damn city. Boy.
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 1: If you if you got his phone number, just give
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 1: him a call. Buckings beat the Philadelphia Eagles thirty one
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 1: to sixteen. Could you please call Jaylee the hurts because
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 1: he hurt right now. No, that hurt me, man. I
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 1: wanted feel it to win that one. Yeah, but I
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 1: knew they wasn't you know, even pimp and knew that
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 1: pimping call that show won't hurt the win. But who
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 1: I understand you aread said this. The Chiefs got it
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 1: together and started on a rollo offense forty two to
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 1: twenty one over the Steelers by being good game, by
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 1: being you know what all the people is talking about.
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 1: Chiefs by seven, Chiefs by seven, man, yes, seven, They
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 1: threw up forty two the Rams. The Rams beat the
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 1: Cardinals thirty four to eleven. Uncle, Yeah, that was ugly.
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 1: It was the first half. It was over All I
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 1: got was a text from my group of boys. I
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 1: just saw them say, Odelle Beckham touchdown because he was
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 1: with Cleveland, so we you know, we're following him. Yeah,
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 1: y'all rode for him, but he because you know, that's
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 1: all we got in the playoffs. It's Odelle Becker. He
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 1: go to one and anybody will start this prayer right now.
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 1: The forty nine ers didn't beat the cowboys. They need
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 1: prayer right now. Twenty three seven, twenty three to seventeen,
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 1: We prayed for your Dallas, twenty six, twenty six straight seasons,
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 1: twenty six straight. Hey, I'm not gonna be able to
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 1: see Stephen A. Smith this morning on first God yesterday?
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 1: How about them? Cowb All right, Junior, thank you. We'll
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 1: be back with more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 1: coming up right after this. You're listening to the Steve
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show. Well, well, well, guys, listen to this. Okay,
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 1: this is some cooking news. This is trending. It seems
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 1: if there's got something to do with cooking, why don't
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 1: you have call to do it? What do you have
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 1: to say? Um, well, listen. It seems that I'm not
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 1: whoever said this that I was the worst cook in America.
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 1: Wait a minute, it seems I'm not the worst cook
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 1: in America after all. A new survey finds at fifty
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 1: six percent of Americans admit they struggled to cook the
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 1: simplest dishes at home. The average person says, they'll attempt
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 1: to make a dish four times before either getting it right.
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 1: We're just giving up all together. Okay. The hardest so
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 1: called easy dish to make are the following. They include pancakes, eggs, pasta,
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 1: mac and cheese, rice, and grilled chicken. Right, the hardest
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  Speaker 1: to make. But they're supposed to be easy. But people
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 1: that can't cook pancakes, it's hard to make. Huh, that's
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 1: what they're saying. Yeah, sure, surely, let me help you
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 1: out because you can't make none of this. She can't
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 1: make bad cakes, right, So you listen to me. You
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 1: buy your pancakes and waffle frozen. You can put them
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 1: in the oven or the coast. Don't be in here
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 1: messing up this rice. They make rice comes in a bag. Now,
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 1: when you boil the water or you drop the whole
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 1: bag down in there. And then when it gets finished
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 1: after five minutes, all you do is cut the bag
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 1: open and you dump out perfect It's called ten minute rice,
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 1: and it's perfect rice every time. Did you hear? What
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 1: was it? Yeah? You know the last time I cook
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 1: some rice was in a crock pot with some lamb chops. Wow,
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 1: Jesus put Jesus, I haven't cooked rice since then. You
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 1: put rice kernels in a crock pot with raw glamb meat. Yeah,
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 1: hanging that that though. Yeah, so wonder he ain't dead.
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 1: So ononder he ain't dead from parasites. Man, you just Jesus.
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 1: That's not about me. It is about you, man. Shelly,
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 1: she Shelley. My mother wouldn't even talk to you. My
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 1: mama didn't even understand a woman who can't cook. My
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 1: mother didn't even she didn't even she didn't know what
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 1: that was. Baby? What was you doing? You didn't think
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 1: you'd want to eat one day? You didn't know, you didn't,
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 1: Thank you. It's gonna be responsible for families some cheering
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 1: that would want to eat or something, have a chef
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 1: or something. Yeah, you didn't think your baby would want
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 1: to eat? Eat something? Or they didn't some syrup milk,
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 1: I got milk and stuff. Well I'm talking about after
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 1: the baby get teeth. Oh oh yeah, yeah. Don't nobody
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 1: want to nurse that long baby. You ain't gonna want
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 1: it either. I don't know if you ever had a
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 1: nine year old chop down on you one, but you
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 1: ain't gonna lack it. I can tell you that right now.
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 1: My baby's twenty five kids of her own. When they
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 1: get teeth and they chomp down on you, you're gonna
• 1:13:24
  Speaker 1: have to you gonna learn how to spoon feed yourself.
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 1: I can't. Well, that's what I was doing when I
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 1: put the stuff in the croc pot. I mean it's
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 1: a croc pot, right, they cook everything? Surely, No, people
• 1:13:39
  Speaker 1: don't cook anything, at least you don't think the effort effort. Yes, okay,
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 1: First of all, I went to the store and bought
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 1: a croc pot. That took me hours just to found out.
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 1: Find out word that you just just left the rice
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 1: cooker at the store. You can use one of them. Look,
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 1: they got rice cooker. They got everything from people that
• 1:14:07
  Speaker 1: can't cook. They got wafflemakers everything. Where is all this stuff? Store? Store, Shirley,
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 1: You don't even go in there. I was called at
• 1:14:20
  Speaker 1: the groceries, called if you're in the grocery store shopping
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 1: for utensils, it's called baking needs. You know, I hardly
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 1: ever go to the grocery. He don't know what and
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 1: you shouldn't have been talking about the average person got
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 1: to mess up a dish, foul time. Not in my
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 1: Mama's house. They got one time only look at that
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 1: crack another egg? All right, look at the time. We
• 1:14:51
  Speaker 1: gotta go. We'll have more of the Steve Harvey Morning
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 1: Show coming up for twenty minutes after. Right after this,
• 1:14:56
  Speaker 1: you're listening Steve Morning Show. All right, come on, Carlo,
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 1: you have some music news for us. What you got?
• 1:15:04
  Speaker 1: What you got? So remember when I told you guys that, uh,
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 1: the Grammys, they were gonna postpone the Grammys due to
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 1: the variant omicron. Well check this out. There's a rumor
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 1: that the show will now move from Los Angeles to
• 1:15:20
  Speaker 1: Vegas in April. Well, I'm going to the Grammys. Any reason,
• 1:15:27
  Speaker 1: any reason to go to Vegas? You want to go, Steve,
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 1: hell Y, I ain't got a song on the chart
• 1:15:35
  Speaker 1: to nothing. I don't even know what's on the charts.
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 1: I ain't WoT the Grammy, Steve, you can make a
• 1:15:48
  Speaker 1: song about Black seventeen. Man. I know. I said it's
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 1: gonna be packed now, So that's gonna be nice. Grammys
• 1:15:58
  Speaker 1: in Vegas and able. That is what CBS. That's what
• 1:16:02
  Speaker 1: the rumor is. So we will see. Also, we gotta
• 1:16:04
  Speaker 1: give a quick shout out to L. L. COOJ represent
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 1: Queen's Yep, yep, yep. They have a statue of l
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 1: L in Queens Now. It's a solar powered audio statue.
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 1: It's a setup that plays his music. So that's real cool.
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 1: So I want to give a shout out to l L. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: he d go to the best. You're breaking his house
• 1:16:32
  Speaker 1: your ass, Okay, So congrats to l L. Cou js,
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  Speaker 1: thank you. More of the Steve Harvey Morning Show coming
• 1:16:41
  Speaker 1: up at thirty three minutes after. Right after this, you're
• 1:16:44
  Speaker 1: listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Time for another
• 1:16:48
  Speaker 1: round of would you rather here we go? Guys, listen up?
• 1:16:52
  Speaker 1: Would you rather play Hide and Go Get It with
• 1:16:57
  Speaker 1: your celebrity crush? Yes? Or would you rather start an
• 1:17:02
  Speaker 1: award winning movie with your celebrity crush at Tommy, Hide
• 1:17:10
  Speaker 1: and Go Get it over an award winning movie? We
• 1:17:15
  Speaker 1: can act the movie. Why we're trying to Hide and
• 1:17:18
  Speaker 1: Go Get it? Best lead in the dramas? What about you, Steve?
• 1:17:28
  Speaker 1: I don't really give damn by being in a movie.
• 1:17:31
  Speaker 1: But then I don't ain't got no celebrities crushed? Junior?
• 1:17:35
  Speaker 1: What are you? I ain't never been in a movie,
• 1:17:38
  Speaker 1: so what the hell? I want to do that for
• 1:17:40
  Speaker 1: I'd rather go play hide and go get it. Where
• 1:17:42
  Speaker 1: are you near? I'm looking in the kitchen. I'm out
• 1:17:49
  Speaker 1: here hid and getting it girl. I'll see you all right.
• 1:17:57
  Speaker 1: Would you rather get five thousand dollars a day for
• 1:18:01
  Speaker 1: the rest of your life five thousand dollars a day
• 1:18:04
  Speaker 1: for the rest of your life be? Or would you
• 1:18:06
  Speaker 1: rather get a lumpsome be five million dollars five million,
• 1:18:15
  Speaker 1: five five thous Well, it ain't funking timmy? Yeah? Really?
• 1:18:23
  Speaker 1: Oh here we go? Oh well, no, no, no, no,
• 1:18:30
  Speaker 1: well I think we all heard that. Who want that
• 1:18:34
  Speaker 1: little funking five thousand dollars? I had to correct him
• 1:18:39
  Speaker 1: and go with damn time to hold up five thouars,
• 1:18:41
  Speaker 1: And then it hit me. Wait a minute, he said
• 1:18:43
  Speaker 1: it out loud. I went that little funking five thousand
• 1:18:47
  Speaker 1: dollars a day much money I might hit making any
• 1:18:50
  Speaker 1: clubs and stuff? Yeah, who y'all think y'all talking to
• 1:18:53
  Speaker 1: I didn't get up out of him. Man, man, which
• 1:18:58
  Speaker 1: do you need five thousand dollars? Though? When you don't
• 1:19:01
  Speaker 1: need it, he goes, And that's when you live in
• 1:19:04
  Speaker 1: a shateaun dry roll, right, Tommy k They asked him
• 1:19:10
  Speaker 1: to do a show for five thous you ask man,
• 1:19:16
  Speaker 1: oh god, you guys, are you getting serious? That's because
• 1:19:22
  Speaker 1: it's a prank. But now listen to me. Five thousand
• 1:19:25
  Speaker 1: dollars a day for the rest of your life or
• 1:19:28
  Speaker 1: five million lump song, five thousand dollars a day. You
• 1:19:31
  Speaker 1: make one million, eight hundred and twenty five thousand dollars
• 1:19:35
  Speaker 1: for the year. So in three years, I didn't do
• 1:19:42
  Speaker 1: the man na. No, no, no, no, you did the
• 1:19:45
  Speaker 1: man on that five thousand. Yeah, oh you got that.
• 1:19:51
  Speaker 1: We gotta run coming up. It is our last break
• 1:19:53
  Speaker 1: of the day, and we'll have some closing remarks from
• 1:19:56
  Speaker 1: the one and only after Birthday Boy, Steve Harvey at
• 1:19:59
  Speaker 1: forty nine minutes after right after this, you're listening, all right, guys,
• 1:20:06
  Speaker 1: Here we are our last break of the day. And
• 1:20:10
  Speaker 1: it's been a good day. It really has, right, Yes,
• 1:20:14
  Speaker 1: it has. You're all good days. We're alive. Yeah, that's
• 1:20:20
  Speaker 1: who you're telling. Bad days are good. After my birthday,
• 1:20:24
  Speaker 1: I'd like to say this to people. Oh, people oftentimes
• 1:20:30
  Speaker 1: ask me what's it been like for you? What how
• 1:20:35
  Speaker 1: did you manage to hold on doing hard times? What
• 1:20:39
  Speaker 1: what was the key to your success. What's the one
• 1:20:43
  Speaker 1: thing you would change differently if you were twenty What
• 1:20:46
  Speaker 1: would you tell the twenty year old Steve Harvey that
• 1:20:50
  Speaker 1: you didn't know then that you know now. I've always
• 1:20:53
  Speaker 1: asked a lot of hypothetical questions, and I just want
• 1:20:58
  Speaker 1: to share something with you about the one thing that
• 1:21:02
  Speaker 1: you have to understand. If you are on this journey
• 1:21:07
  Speaker 1: and you are trying to become successful in whatever arena,
• 1:21:11
  Speaker 1: whatever area, whatever field of choice, whatever it is, if
• 1:21:15
  Speaker 1: you're trying to become successful, you must understand and get
• 1:21:21
  Speaker 1: it through your head that it is a process. That
• 1:21:25
  Speaker 1: it is a process. It's gonna take some time. I
• 1:21:33
  Speaker 1: know you may want it now. I know you may
• 1:21:35
  Speaker 1: have goals and aspirations with deadline set on it, but
• 1:21:39
  Speaker 1: you gotta understand it's a process. The majority of things
• 1:21:45
  Speaker 1: that I've wanted to happen at a particular time almost
• 1:21:50
  Speaker 1: always never happened at that particular time, the chosen time
• 1:21:55
  Speaker 1: that I wanted things to happen, I can tell you
• 1:21:58
  Speaker 1: practically hardly ever worked out that way. Ever. You know
• 1:22:04
  Speaker 1: I had to be at work at five pm. Okay,
• 1:22:05
  Speaker 1: I know how to make that happen, or la la
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  Speaker 1: la la, But my dreams and visions. What I hope
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  Speaker 1: for and saw for myself almost always never happened at
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  Speaker 1: the particular time that I set aside. So understanding that,
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  Speaker 1: or Steve, why is that? It's because it's a process.
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  Speaker 1: And one of the processes you have to learn is patience.
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  Speaker 1: One of the processes you have to learn is faith.
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  Speaker 1: One of the processes you have to learn is that
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  Speaker 1: your timing in God's timing, is two different sets of time.
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  Speaker 1: You have got to understand that when you ask for
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  Speaker 1: something and it doesn't happen, like I said the other day,
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  Speaker 1: it doesn't mean it's denied. It's simply delayed. But guess what,
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  Speaker 1: it's really not delayed if you think about it, it
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  Speaker 1: just wasn't the time of court to God. The delay
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  Speaker 1: you have to deal with the delay when you set
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  Speaker 1: a deadline and you set a time frame and it
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  Speaker 1: don't happen, and then when it don't happen, you say, well,
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  Speaker 1: I guess my blessing is delayed. No, it's in the process.
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  Speaker 1: It's on the way. It just hasn't arrived at the
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  Speaker 1: destination yet. And a lot of times our blessings don't
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  Speaker 1: arrive at our destination because we ain't where we need
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  Speaker 1: to be to receive the box. Oh, I fell onto
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  Speaker 1: something right here. I think I need to stay right
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  Speaker 1: here for you. A lot of times the blessings that
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  Speaker 1: God sends our way doesn't arrive in the time frame
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  Speaker 1: we wanted to arrive in because we're not in the
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  Speaker 1: place we should be in to receive it. Do you
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  Speaker 1: understand what I'm saying. I've had to understand this about
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  Speaker 1: my life thousands of times. I'm currently going through a
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  Speaker 1: deal right now that I thought should have been done
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  Speaker 1: by now. But because I'm not in the place that
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  Speaker 1: I need to be, because God ain't tired of all
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  Speaker 1: the bowls and ribbons with the other people that He
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  Speaker 1: need to have in place, it's what I'm thinking is delayed. Well,
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  Speaker 1: it's not really delayed. It's in God's timing because I've
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  Speaker 1: learned and after all these birthdays, that sometimes, man, the
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  Speaker 1: where I'm at right now is not the place I
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  Speaker 1: need to be to receive the package He has for me.
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  Speaker 1: Could it be that you're not in the proper place
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  Speaker 1: to receive the package? And I did a long time ago.
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  Speaker 1: I created an analogy that when you ask God for something,
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  Speaker 1: God boxes it up in heaven puts a bowl on it,
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  Speaker 1: and he ships it to you. Now, in order for
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  Speaker 1: the package to receive, it's your location. The faith that
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  Speaker 1: you ask for the package in has to be the
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  Speaker 1: faith that you remain in to receive the package. So
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  Speaker 1: when God ships the package to your place, your address,
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  Speaker 1: which was you prayed this prayer of faith two years ago.
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  Speaker 1: But because you didn't get it in the timeframe, you
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  Speaker 1: thought you stepped off of Faith Street and you stepped
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  Speaker 1: over on I Doubted Boulevard. Well, he don't deliver packages
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  Speaker 1: to I Doubted Boulevard. So the package stays on the
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  Speaker 1: truck and its circles and it makes other stops. And
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  Speaker 1: then when he swings by your house again, and the
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  Speaker 1: postman wants to deliver the package, but you have to
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  Speaker 1: be there to sign for it. And you over there,
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  Speaker 1: and you don't moved on to Ain't no Wate circle.
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  Speaker 1: So now you was on I Doubted Boulevard. Now you
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  Speaker 1: haven't moved over to Ain't no wat circle. That can't
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  Speaker 1: deliver the package. Then they bring the package by the house.
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  Speaker 1: Now you over there, and I guess it ain't his
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  Speaker 1: wheel avenue. And now the package circles again. The problem
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  Speaker 1: is everybody, you're not where you're supposed to be to
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  Speaker 1: receive the package. If you would get back over there
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  Speaker 1: on Faith Street. Because God only delivers his packages to
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  Speaker 1: people who are in faith. You got to stay on
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  Speaker 1: Faith Street because He does not deliver to I don't
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  Speaker 1: see how Boulevard. Those are my closing remarks. If you
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  Speaker 1: don't get that, we'll try it again tomorrow. Okay, have
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  Speaker 1: a great day and get back on Faith Street. That
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  Speaker 1: could be why the package ain't got there yet. It's
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