7:15 Idiotology July 9, 2026: So a bear walks into the mall...
Woman gives birth in her sleep and the nurse finds the baby under blankets minutes later, Fried Chicken roundtable alert...Colonel Sanders' famous bow tie is being auctioned off, A black bear wandered into an Alaska shopping mall, stole some fruit, took a dump in the concourse and then left
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