8:45 Idiotology May 7, 2026: Tattooed Todler
Woman in Kentucky arrested for allegedly giving todler a tattoo, A brazen theft at a distillery in New Mexico: Thieves made off with a $10K fence, Man is arrested and then deported from Russia for reviewing and modeling a women's leather skirt
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