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Memorial Day Weekend, Dad VS Sexy Bod, Comedy Roulette, JRAP and more. · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Today show is pre recorded.
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  Speaker 2: Y'all know what time y'all don't know y'all at all
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  Speaker 2: given them black the busy listening to.
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  Speaker 3: Show. I don't Joy, Yeah, Joy, you want to do that?
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  Speaker 4: Turn love, turn.
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  Speaker 5: You gotta turn.
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  Speaker 3: To turn the mouth, the turn you probably got to
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  Speaker 3: turn mouth, turn out, turn the water the money.
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  Speaker 6: Come on, come on you b.
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  Speaker 7: Huh. I sure will come on, and everybody you're listening
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  Speaker 7: to the voice, come on dig me now.
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  Speaker 8: One and only Steve Harvey got a radio show.
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  Speaker 7: Man, if I had time enough to tell the whole trip,
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  Speaker 7: the whole journey, and y'all would be sitting up in
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  Speaker 7: there going, okay, Steve, are we going to play the
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  Speaker 7: show this week? But man, it's been a lot of
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  Speaker 7: amazing things has happened to me over the years, and
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  Speaker 7: not all of them good. It's been some amazingly bad
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  Speaker 7: things that have happened too. But I just come on
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  Speaker 7: in the morning as a reminder to everybody of the
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  Speaker 7: actual goodness of God, that you know, man, that these
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  Speaker 7: mistakes that you're making, that these setbacks that you keep having,
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  Speaker 7: that these falls that keep occurring in your life, that
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  Speaker 7: they all are leading you somewhere. If you just don't
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  Speaker 7: ever give up. That's the key. You can never ever
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  Speaker 7: give up because you don't know how the trip has
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  Speaker 7: been laid out for you.
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  Speaker 8: You know, if somebody had told me.
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  Speaker 7: Years ago when I had the dream of being on
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  Speaker 7: TV and then I thought about being a one of
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  Speaker 7: one of the best comedians I could be, you know,
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  Speaker 7: when I when I started, if somebody had told me
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  Speaker 7: everything that was gonna have to happen in order for
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  Speaker 7: me to get there, I would have changed it. I
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  Speaker 7: would have I would have said, Okay, well I ain't
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  Speaker 7: gonna be that.
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  Speaker 8: How about this?
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  Speaker 7: See and no one can know all of the events
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  Speaker 7: of their life ahead of time. You know, it'd be
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  Speaker 7: so nice, wouldn't it. You know, to prepare for it,
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  Speaker 7: see it come, and be aware of the haters, always
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  Speaker 7: knowing when the backstabing moment is coming in your life,
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  Speaker 7: always know when you're gonna get blindsided by the enemy.
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  Speaker 7: Were really great to know that, wouldn't it. Well, that's
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  Speaker 7: not how it works. So since no one knows exactly
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  Speaker 7: the challenges and the pitfalls and the detours that's gonna
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  Speaker 7: beset them, it's it's it's imperative that you just don't
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  Speaker 7: give up. Because see, knowing these things, we as human
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  Speaker 7: beings by nature, would choose another route.
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  Speaker 8: But it ain't the route God God for you, though.
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  Speaker 8: See the route God God for you.
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  Speaker 7: If you if you're trying to do the right thing,
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  Speaker 7: if you're doing the best you can, if you ain't
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  Speaker 7: out here just intentionally just messing over, folks, If you're
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  Speaker 7: using faith and that's the belief in things that you
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  Speaker 7: cannot see. If you have something on the inside of
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  Speaker 7: you to keep saying there's got to be more to
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  Speaker 7: life than that, then that's that's you. You, my friend,
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  Speaker 7: have a great chance. And if you've ever had that
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  Speaker 7: feeling then gave up on it, just get it back,
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  Speaker 7: Just ask for it back, Just say, hey man, I'm
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  Speaker 7: getting back to the way I used to be because
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  Speaker 7: there's a change that's available in your life.
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  Speaker 8: But you got to take it. You got to take
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  Speaker 8: a shot at it. Folks. There's a chance for you
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  Speaker 8: to get it right, but you got to take a
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  Speaker 8: shot at it. Folks.
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  Speaker 7: There's a chance for you to turn this whole thing
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  Speaker 7: around with God's help, but you got to take a
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  Speaker 7: shot at it.
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  Speaker 8: You See, this decision is yours, the decision to lay
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  Speaker 8: down to give up.
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  Speaker 7: That's yours. It ain't even just got too hard for me?
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  Speaker 7: Life too much, man, life hard and too much for everybody.
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  Speaker 7: What I got to get you to See? My father
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  Speaker 7: used to always tell me, it says, some best lessons
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  Speaker 7: in life, the one your value and learn the most
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  Speaker 7: is a bout lesson. I didn't quite understand that being young,
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  Speaker 7: but I show got it now. Ain't no lesson like
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  Speaker 7: a bout lesson, the one you pay for. Those are
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  Speaker 7: the ones that hold to you, that stick to you,
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  Speaker 7: that that start turning you into who you're gonna be.
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  Speaker 7: Those are the character builders. See, you got to be
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  Speaker 7: forged to get to where you want to go in life. See,
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  Speaker 7: that's what the challenge is and missteps is for that's
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  Speaker 7: what the failing is about.
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  Speaker 8: Now. I know you don't like it. I didn't.
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  Speaker 7: I know you not comfortable when I wouldn't. I know
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  Speaker 7: you wish it was over sooner than later. I always do.
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  Speaker 7: I always want it to be over sooner than later,
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  Speaker 7: because the later, Man, it just seems like it's so
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  Speaker 7: much I got to go through.
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  Speaker 8: But let me tell you something, Man.
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  Speaker 7: If you can, if you can forge your way through
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  Speaker 7: it and understand that you are forged in life.
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  Speaker 8: I don't know.
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  Speaker 7: I was on TVN one time when I was doing
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  Speaker 7: one of my motivational speeches, and I began to wonder
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  Speaker 7: about this experience I had at Ford Motor Company and
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  Speaker 7: my last job after the auto industry starts going down,
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  Speaker 7: my last job was in the foundry and my job
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  Speaker 7: was to stand at the end almost where the engines
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  Speaker 7: first come out of the furnace. See, the engines are
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  Speaker 7: poured into a mold. It's hot, melted down metal whatever
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  Speaker 7: they call it, larva or whatever. They pour it into
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  Speaker 7: a mold and it goes into this furnace that's extremely hot.
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  Speaker 7: And my job was after the heat was applied to
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  Speaker 7: the engine block, it would come through and it would
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  Speaker 7: go through a hardening stage. With the way it was hardening,
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  Speaker 7: they would cool it. Suddenly, they would flush.
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  Speaker 8: It with water. It was just blast water on it.
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  Speaker 8: But the fire and the high.
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  Speaker 7: Temperature is what made the engine block solidify. It's because
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  Speaker 7: it's got to get real hot, get melted down first.
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  Speaker 7: Then it's got to get poured into a mole. Then
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  Speaker 7: it's got to be pressure hit with water and all
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  Speaker 7: of this and then it and it's real hot. Now
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  Speaker 7: it's still hot even though it's water been shatter. But
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  Speaker 7: when it comes out the end of the side, there's
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  Speaker 7: a lot of flashing in it. It flashing is a
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  Speaker 7: metal from that to drip through the cast of molding
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  Speaker 7: on it, just like flex of extra pieces of metal.
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  Speaker 7: My job was to hit this engine block in the front,
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  Speaker 7: which is huge, heavy rubber mallet, knock all the flashing
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  Speaker 7: off the front, and when it came around back to bam,
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  Speaker 7: hit it real hard again on the backside. And that
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  Speaker 7: became the core of what the car is. A car
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  Speaker 7: without a great engine is nothing. It's just a pretty
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  Speaker 7: looking vehicle over there. But if it can't do what
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  Speaker 7: it was made to do because the engine blocked and cracked. See,
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  Speaker 7: you can have a car look real good, but if
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  Speaker 7: it freezes. An engine block cracked your car, you could
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  Speaker 7: it's over man. You gotta get a new block. The
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  Speaker 7: block is the core. But in order for you for
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  Speaker 7: the car to do what it's got to do, it's
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  Speaker 7: got to have a strong enginet it. In order for
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  Speaker 7: the engine to be strong, it's got to be forged
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  Speaker 7: and steel come through fire, get poured in a mole,
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  Speaker 7: cooled off, heated, knocked around beat on the front end,
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  Speaker 7: beat on the back end, in order for it to
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  Speaker 7: be what it's gonna be. The mall of the story, folks,
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  Speaker 7: is you got to get forged in fire to be
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  Speaker 7: what you gonna be. You got to get beat up,
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  Speaker 7: you got to get pressure washed, you got to have
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  Speaker 7: heat on you, you got to get melted down, you
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  Speaker 7: got to get pulled into a mole.
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  Speaker 8: That's how you become who you are.
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  Speaker 7: So the tough things that you're going through, the difficult
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  Speaker 7: challenges and the setbacks. I know a brother who went
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  Speaker 7: to prison, ma'am. And the whole reason he ended up
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  Speaker 7: going to prison because he was looking at the little
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  Speaker 7: window looking out in the yard at him working out.
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  Speaker 7: And then the next thing, you know, man, this brother
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  Speaker 7: decided that he was gonna go out there and work out. Well,
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  Speaker 7: guess what, he's one of the top trainers in country.
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  Speaker 8: Today.
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  Speaker 9: You're listening Hardy Wore Show.
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  Speaker 8: One two three. When you think of love, got to
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  Speaker 8: get it on your mind.
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  Speaker 7: When you think of love, got to get it on
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  Speaker 7: your mind, Billy Valentine, when you think of it.
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  Speaker 8: God and get it on your mind. Yeah, that's how
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  Speaker 8: we're doing it today.
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  Speaker 1: A little bit different, Hey, good morning, Happy Friday, Steve.
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  Speaker 8: It was a throwback Friday opening for me Carlin for rel.
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  Speaker 1: Never Mad on a Friday.
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  Speaker 8: I love it, Steve Ma never Mad Junior, Jodasy Junior.
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  Speaker 4: Having one everybody.
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  Speaker 8: King of pranks.
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  Speaker 10: If you tell me y yay, top tops Friday. Baby,
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  Speaker 10: let's get it, unc Yeah.
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  Speaker 8: Gone get it? Younger love Yeah, No, I won't know y'all. Younger.
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  Speaker 8: Hey boy, Oh the truth. Boy, they still put on
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  Speaker 8: the show. Uh huh they do Friday.
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  Speaker 11: Yes it is.
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  Speaker 7: You're feeling good, it's yeah, go get just about the
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  Speaker 7: way today and U two days off for the weekend.
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  Speaker 1: What's gonna do this weekend?
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  Speaker 8: Because I have no idea, but nothing is at the
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  Speaker 8: top of the list.
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  Speaker 6: Though, Hill Mode.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, how do you sleep? I know you're a morning person,
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  Speaker 1: but like on your days.
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  Speaker 8: Off, oh like maybe six thirty maybe that's.
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  Speaker 12: For us.
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  Speaker 3: Deep.
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  Speaker 8: I get it in deep on the weekends six thirty.
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  Speaker 8: Huh Yeah, Like I was up this morning at four
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  Speaker 8: thirty wow.
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  Speaker 13: Wow.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, because you have to come to work.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, but I ain't got far to driving. Are you
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  Speaker 8: working at that early? Yeah? Workout first? Oh, that's what
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  Speaker 8: you're working on? Such a pain working on fat at
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  Speaker 8: just working on fat. No, I got plenty of muscles.
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  Speaker 8: I'm muscular. I don't need it.
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  Speaker 7: I just need to uncover them to spread it off.
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  Speaker 7: Only nice man. I'm strong, I'm strong as hell.
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  Speaker 1: But you're doing cardio A lot of cardio.
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  Speaker 7: No, I do a lot of damn card I don't
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  Speaker 7: like cardio. I do it, but I don't like it.
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  Speaker 7: You know, I do a combination. It's lifting cardio comingy,
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  Speaker 7: that's best way to shred. Wait for me, cardio without
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  Speaker 7: weight training isn't the best way to burn the fat
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  Speaker 7: because I got a tone in shape too.
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  Speaker 8: As a dope, earn it.
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  Speaker 7: No, I don't like hit either, Jillian, you don't like
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  Speaker 7: I don't like high intensity training.
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  Speaker 1: You don't like Jim.
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  Speaker 8: I like lip.
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  Speaker 7: Lip low intensity, low intensity training. I like lit cot
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  Speaker 7: low intensity training with coffee.
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  Speaker 9: All right, coming up at thirty two minutes after the hour,
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  Speaker 9: we will hear from the nephew as he runs that
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  Speaker 9: prank back.
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  Speaker 1: Right after this, you're listening morning show.
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  Speaker 9: It's time now to start your morning off with the
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  Speaker 9: nephew and run that prank back.
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  Speaker 8: What you got for us, Nef, his wife is in
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  Speaker 8: the limousine. That's where she is?
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  Speaker 1: Okay, but she not in now somewhere.
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  Speaker 10: She not in it with him? Oh, what's you in
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  Speaker 10: that limousine? So the name of the title of this
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  Speaker 10: we're gonna run this spring back. The title is your
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  Speaker 10: wife is in the limb all let's.
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  Speaker 14: Go get Hello.
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  Speaker 13: Hello, I'm trying to I'm trying to read rob robber
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  Speaker 13: this this Robert?
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  Speaker 14: What's that?
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  Speaker 13: Boss?
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  Speaker 12: Hey?
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  Speaker 14: Hey?
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  Speaker 15: How you doing?
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  Speaker 14: Hey?
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  Speaker 13: Hey listen, man, my name is Phil Dog. I know
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  Speaker 13: you through some other people. Your brother, right, Yeah, that's
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  Speaker 13: my brother.
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  Speaker 14: Yeah, what's hadden?
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  Speaker 13: Listen, man, I'm calling you because there's.
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  Speaker 14: Something going on out. First of all, everything all right
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  Speaker 14: with my brother? Right you ain't this ain't no he
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  Speaker 14: ain't no trouble is it?
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  Speaker 15: No?
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  Speaker 13: No, no, no, no no no. Ok straight man, listen
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  Speaker 13: know you're married to right, Yeah, that's my wife's boss. Okay,
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  Speaker 13: Well man, what I'm trying, little man?
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  Speaker 14: I mean, what's adding about?
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  Speaker 8: Listen?
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  Speaker 13: What I'm trying to explain to you? At getting my
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  Speaker 13: name for you? Part time? I drive limbos and uh
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  Speaker 13: I'm actually driving right now?
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  Speaker 14: Okay, what's up?
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  Speaker 15: Well?
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  Speaker 13: I had seen your wife, you know, I knew you
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  Speaker 13: were little brother, you know I was like, Okay, this,
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  Speaker 13: this right here ain't cool.
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  Speaker 14: Hold on what you've seen?
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  Speaker 13: My wife?
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  Speaker 14: What do you mean?
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  Speaker 8: My wife? How you know?
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  Speaker 14: What are you talking about?
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  Speaker 15: Okay?
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  Speaker 13: We live Okay, okay, rob, Let me ask you. Is
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  Speaker 13: your wife there right now?
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  Speaker 16: Love?
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  Speaker 13: My wife being gone? Man, she was out with us
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  Speaker 13: some in her homegirl.
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  Speaker 14: Man, they've been gone. What are you trying to get at?
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  Speaker 15: Man?
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  Speaker 8: Get from?
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  Speaker 13: Okay? Hey, hey, I understand.
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  Speaker 8: Just listen to me.
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  Speaker 13: Man, listen, hey man, I'd have been dogged out a
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  Speaker 13: many time by some ladies. You know what I'm saying.
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  Speaker 13: I just hate to see brothers get gone wrong.
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  Speaker 14: I was like, where are you coming from? Dog?
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  Speaker 15: Listen?
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  Speaker 14: Dogs? You go ahead and stood out with all the revenue.
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  Speaker 13: Oka, listen, man, I needed to get to drive my drive,
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  Speaker 13: my drive limousine. And what I'm trying to say to
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  Speaker 13: you is what your wife is in the back of
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  Speaker 13: the mamozine and I'm driving right now. She in the
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  Speaker 13: back door?
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  Speaker 14: What what the girls out?
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  Speaker 15: And like that?
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  Speaker 13: What?
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  Speaker 15: No?
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  Speaker 13: Man, if it was a bunch of girls out, I
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  Speaker 13: wouldn't need to be calling you brother. Your wife is
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  Speaker 13: in the back that it's limousine with a man? What
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  Speaker 13: the man. What the man?
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  Speaker 14: Hey, jy y'all step out, Hey, y'all, step by the
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  Speaker 14: room from any man. Step out the room for a minute.
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  Speaker 14: Step out the room, just hold on.
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  Speaker 7: Hold on.
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  Speaker 14: Step by the room for a minute. Man, step by
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  Speaker 14: the room. Hello, see them? Yeah, hey, hey, look man,
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  Speaker 14: you need to come correct man, because this ain't gonna
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  Speaker 14: matter right here. Dog, you're saying that my wife you
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  Speaker 14: you got my wife in the back of the limousine
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  Speaker 14: you're driving.
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  Speaker 13: Man, she got on?
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  Speaker 17: Dog?
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  Speaker 8: What she got on?
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  Speaker 14: What con is that?
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  Speaker 13: She got on a black dress with white lines? And
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  Speaker 13: hey hey, hey, hey bro, I'm trying to make sure
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  Speaker 13: I got the right person. What she had on?
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  Speaker 8: Fans?
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  Speaker 14: You know, my brother, you ain't got that accomplish And
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  Speaker 14: you say that you got my wife? What's you the house?
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  Speaker 14: What he's talking about? Just look cute, listen, I wasn't
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  Speaker 14: starting this. Look cute, and listen for your car when
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  Speaker 14: you driving that dog?
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  Speaker 16: Where you driving that?
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  Speaker 14: Man? That's all I need to know about you.
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  Speaker 18: You ain't got out that.
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  Speaker 14: Dog?
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  Speaker 13: Okay, dogs listen, man, Well I'm trying to say this
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  Speaker 13: to you. See I've been around. I haven't been on
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  Speaker 13: this road here myself. Man, you know what I just
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  Speaker 13: jam to name. It's the brow that's sitting in the back.
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  Speaker 13: Do she got the curls coming down on the side.
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  Speaker 13: That's all I need to know. Does she got the
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  Speaker 13: curls is dangling on the side.
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  Speaker 14: Yeah, I ain't hear your boss.
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  Speaker 13: I ain't hear you speak up, man, I said, yeah, Man,
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  Speaker 13: I can't talk loud. Man, they're in the back.
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  Speaker 14: Looks man. You calling me though, and just cous You
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  Speaker 14: won't call it. You're trying to make it straight, right,
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  Speaker 14: So you bring your whole little to where I'm at.
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  Speaker 13: Boss, Dog. I can't do that, man, I can't bring
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  Speaker 13: them up.
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  Speaker 14: You ain't do that.
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  Speaker 13: Dog, You.
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  Speaker 14: Crazy. You lave me a look though, you call me.
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  Speaker 14: Put it on the phone. That put on the phone
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  Speaker 14: I couldn't put off. Get a phone to her dog,
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  Speaker 14: Get up over here. You need to drive where I'm at, boss,
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  Speaker 14: flying out where I'm at, both because this is gonna
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  Speaker 14: be ham right now. I just got.
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  Speaker 13: I said, I want to go up back to my
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  Speaker 13: whole her home up, damn kiss that man.
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  Speaker 14: I can't hear your dog. You listen, listen all these whisperings.
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  Speaker 14: You need to need to stop this car and say,
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  Speaker 14: you need to stand outside the car and tell me
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  Speaker 14: where the others you at. I can come to meet you.
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  Speaker 13: Whenever the hell you at all. You need to know
• 18:40
  Speaker 13: that now to tell this, you gotta take a thief
• 18:44
  Speaker 13: to some dogs, because okay, you gotta calm down. Man.
• 18:49
  Speaker 14: You don't even know me. Man, you ain't mess with
• 18:51
  Speaker 14: the room dogs. So listen about here's the thing about. Look,
• 18:55
  Speaker 14: I'm easily gonna find out what little things hurt the
• 18:57
  Speaker 14: rhythms you drive, and I'm gonna find your or you're
• 19:00
  Speaker 14: gonna have to come find me.
• 19:01
  Speaker 13: Dog.
• 19:02
  Speaker 14: You'll mess with the wrong Put on the phone, balls,
• 19:04
  Speaker 14: put on the phone.
• 19:07
  Speaker 13: They push the phone.
• 19:09
  Speaker 14: Man, it ain't got time to be hey. Look look, hey,
• 19:11
  Speaker 14: you would have to be up.
• 19:12
  Speaker 13: Appreciate the call.
• 19:13
  Speaker 15: Man.
• 19:13
  Speaker 13: Put up on the phone. Wait wait wait wait wait
• 19:15
  Speaker 13: wait wait wait wait wait wait wait rob Rob, what's that?
• 19:18
  Speaker 14: Man? Okay, listen, man, you say this a game. Man,
• 19:21
  Speaker 14: I'm goin to come fine, Hey guy, do you want
• 19:25
  Speaker 14: to We don't have to know.
• 19:29
  Speaker 15: Hey.
• 19:32
  Speaker 13: All I know is they're gonna stop at the hotel
• 19:34
  Speaker 13: for a minute. Man, it's changed hotel.
• 19:37
  Speaker 7: What's up?
• 19:38
  Speaker 14: No, hey, look you right now, tho, I'm on my way.
• 19:45
  Speaker 14: I'm on what tail dog?
• 19:47
  Speaker 13: Come on, man, don't don't act like well ship at all.
• 19:51
  Speaker 14: I don't act like that.
• 19:52
  Speaker 13: Man.
• 19:53
  Speaker 14: Hey, look, you got one more time to be trying
• 19:54
  Speaker 14: to tell me how at.
• 19:56
  Speaker 13: Okay, okay, I'm going to tell you man to listen
• 19:59
  Speaker 13: to me. I want to pay you one more.
• 20:01
  Speaker 14: Thing, man, I ain't got time for no more. One
• 20:03
  Speaker 14: more things and one more thing. You need to be
• 20:05
  Speaker 14: telling me where you're at though, where you hit?
• 20:07
  Speaker 7: Mate?
• 20:07
  Speaker 13: This is Nephew tim Me from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 20:12
  Speaker 13: You just got prayed by your wife. No man, Man, Nephew,
• 20:20
  Speaker 13: tell me, Nephew, tell me mand Man God listen do
• 20:31
  Speaker 13: my bad man?
• 20:32
  Speaker 14: You got me man, you got me Main gouy.
• 20:37
  Speaker 13: Man before we go Rob what is man? The badest
• 20:41
  Speaker 13: radio show?
• 20:42
  Speaker 15: Oh?
• 20:42
  Speaker 14: Man and Steve and run and show with nephew. Tommy's
• 20:47
  Speaker 14: cray that.
• 20:49
  Speaker 9: Lord, Nephew, thank you. Coming up next, ask the CLR.
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  Speaker 9: one is from Choo Choo. I love that name, Chew
• 21:44
  Speaker 9: Cheo in the DMV Chee Chuo rights. I've been back
• 21:48
  Speaker 9: and forth to my son's schools. Some schools started because
• 21:51
  Speaker 9: my son is being disruptive. I call the corporate office
• 21:54
  Speaker 9: and told them their staff is incompetent and I shouldn't
• 21:57
  Speaker 9: be disturbed at work. I have read demanded him, put
• 22:01
  Speaker 9: him in time out, and taken all of his electronics
• 22:03
  Speaker 9: from him. The director of the school insinuated that my
• 22:07
  Speaker 9: wife and I can't control our son. Our son is
• 22:10
  Speaker 9: only six years old and he starts grade school soon.
• 22:13
  Speaker 1: What am I supposed to do with this kid is
• 22:15
  Speaker 1: spanking the next best thing firsday.
• 22:18
  Speaker 16: Really don't.
• 22:20
  Speaker 8: I don't know what to tell you, but don't listen
• 22:24
  Speaker 8: to me. Don't let this school what's the title little
• 22:28
  Speaker 8: person at the school?
• 22:29
  Speaker 19: The school, oh, the principle whatever, or the director of
• 22:37
  Speaker 19: the school, the director of the school.
• 22:39
  Speaker 7: Don't let him get you sent to prison. Okay, it's
• 22:46
  Speaker 7: spanking the next thing. Don't don't worry about that. Raise
• 22:49
  Speaker 7: your children. You're going to have to be a little bit.
• 22:51
  Speaker 7: There's something missing him. Something is wrong because children want approval,
• 22:57
  Speaker 7: and children do want to make you pride mostly all
• 23:01
  Speaker 7: children want that. So there's something else going on when
• 23:06
  Speaker 7: you take the electronics and all.
• 23:07
  Speaker 8: This's hell. Now, if you're.
• 23:09
  Speaker 7: Taking electronics ain't working, and time out ain't working, and
• 23:16
  Speaker 7: shut your mouth ain't working, then me what I'm gonna
• 23:19
  Speaker 7: do is I'm gonna get your undivided attention that since
• 23:25
  Speaker 7: you don't listen, let me see how you feel.
• 23:29
  Speaker 1: Okay, we all got thinking.
• 23:32
  Speaker 17: Well, maybe the schoolwork is too easy for him, and
• 23:36
  Speaker 17: he's born and he's acting out in class because he
• 23:40
  Speaker 17: needs to be challenged.
• 23:43
  Speaker 7: Yeah that's good, but I've never had that happen to me,
• 23:49
  Speaker 7: so I wouldn't know how to school was easy for
• 23:52
  Speaker 7: me thinking I don't.
• 23:53
  Speaker 4: Know what that is, so I but the.
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: School's responsibility.
• 24:00
  Speaker 8: It's just not your respect. But see that's what's wrong.
• 24:04
  Speaker 7: These kids sending these half ass behaved kids up to
• 24:08
  Speaker 7: the school and then they want to teach us to
• 24:10
  Speaker 7: turn turn around and turn out this a student.
• 24:13
  Speaker 8: Well you didn't send them an a student.
• 24:16
  Speaker 7: See, you can't expect the children. The school's job is
• 24:20
  Speaker 7: not to raise your children. They're supposed to be there
• 24:25
  Speaker 7: just to help them get an education. But if it's
• 24:27
  Speaker 7: a little ass, this little booty booty boy don't want
• 24:34
  Speaker 7: to do, you need to whoop his ass. Let's go
• 24:36
  Speaker 7: on side as I've been started my ass way for six.
• 24:42
  Speaker 10: Then your mama get all your shirt in her hand
• 24:45
  Speaker 10: and six just as much.
• 24:47
  Speaker 8: As she could shirt skin.
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: Fabric.
• 24:53
  Speaker 8: Dog.
• 24:53
  Speaker 7: I've had myat in my mama's hand before, and my
• 24:58
  Speaker 7: mama went straight to ass whooping.
• 24:59
  Speaker 8: It was nothing to take away from me.
• 25:02
  Speaker 13: I didn't have.
• 25:04
  Speaker 8: Straight as.
• 25:08
  Speaker 1: You didn't have any You couldn't do take.
• 25:13
  Speaker 12: All.
• 25:13
  Speaker 1: Right, We're moving on.
• 25:16
  Speaker 9: Smithsy and Canton, Ohio says, I'm an activities director at
• 25:20
  Speaker 9: a nursing home and I have one dirty old black
• 25:22
  Speaker 9: man that keeps harassing me. He's eighty one, and every
• 25:26
  Speaker 9: day he asked me to show him just one of
• 25:28
  Speaker 9: my breasts so he could die happy.
• 25:30
  Speaker 1: He loves to say that.
• 25:32
  Speaker 9: He could die at any time, and it will be
• 25:35
  Speaker 9: on my conscience if I don't show it to him.
• 25:37
  Speaker 9: Yesterday he pulled down his shorts and gave me the
• 25:40
  Speaker 9: shock of my life. He is humongous and very proud
• 25:44
  Speaker 9: of it. I reported him several times before, but my
• 25:47
  Speaker 9: supervisor responds, like, it's my fault.
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: What do I doo?
• 25:53
  Speaker 8: Eighty one? He don't care what you're going to do
• 25:55
  Speaker 8: to him, Uncle guph, what you're going to do to him?
• 26:00
  Speaker 8: So you can't do nothing? So you know, you know
• 26:04
  Speaker 8: I could. I have some suggestions.
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: Come on, she's asking, what do I do?
• 26:12
  Speaker 8: Well?
• 26:12
  Speaker 7: If you pull his pants down and throw ice cold
• 26:15
  Speaker 7: water on that crump, sh it ain't gonna.
• 26:16
  Speaker 8: Stay here one.
• 26:20
  Speaker 13: It has.
• 26:20
  Speaker 8: I'm not gonna do him like that.
• 26:23
  Speaker 7: You know his old last nasty asshold man, you gonna
• 26:26
  Speaker 7: sit up and take this mess through somebodce cold water,
• 26:29
  Speaker 7: then the turtles show up.
• 26:30
  Speaker 8: Then see boy, but he own his way out. He
• 26:36
  Speaker 8: said he could die by this woman.
• 26:41
  Speaker 7: Ain't got to sit up in here and deal and
• 26:44
  Speaker 7: they don't buy. Why that's the damn show, all right.
• 26:52
  Speaker 8: He got to please him because he fit to leave him.
• 26:56
  Speaker 8: Just show me one. He just want one, asking for
• 27:00
  Speaker 8: both of them. He's asking for a damn thing.
• 27:06
  Speaker 1: Noll just die unhappy.
• 27:10
  Speaker 7: He just want Why don't you take you and auto
• 27:13
  Speaker 7: condo and go buy you something somewhere, all right, but
• 27:19
  Speaker 7: in the last of your check and help your damn self.
• 27:23
  Speaker 8: This woman, they gotta do nothing for you. No, he
• 27:26
  Speaker 8: could die.
• 27:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, Pam and Charlotte, we're moving on.
• 27:31
  Speaker 9: Pam and Charlotte says, I'm married to a man that
• 27:33
  Speaker 9: is seventeen years older, and he used to date my mother.
• 27:36
  Speaker 1: My mother and I have never seen eye to eye
• 27:38
  Speaker 1: on a lot of things.
• 27:40
  Speaker 8: She said, she's dating a man.
• 27:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah, she's no, she's married to him.
• 27:44
  Speaker 9: I'm married to a man that is seventeen years older,
• 27:47
  Speaker 9: and he used to date my mother. My mother and
• 27:50
  Speaker 9: I have never seen eye to eye on a lot
• 27:52
  Speaker 9: of things because she is very disrespectful to my grandmother
• 27:56
  Speaker 9: when I was younger. My grandmother raised me, so she's
• 27:59
  Speaker 9: more of a to me. Whenever my husband and I
• 28:02
  Speaker 9: have a disagreement. He likes to tell me that I'm
• 28:04
  Speaker 9: just like my crazy mama. I don't like him talking
• 28:07
  Speaker 9: about her or comparing her to me. How do I
• 28:11
  Speaker 9: stop him from bringing my mom's name up all the time?
• 28:14
  Speaker 8: Wait a minute, Wait a minute.
• 28:16
  Speaker 7: You married a man, excuse me, that was dating your
• 28:21
  Speaker 7: mother and you don't want him bringing up your mama?
• 28:25
  Speaker 7: What kind of disfunctional mess is this? So you knew
• 28:31
  Speaker 7: this was a man that your mother dated. We can't
• 28:35
  Speaker 7: help you here. We all know how y'all got married,
• 28:39
  Speaker 7: why y'all got married, But let the disfunction continue.
• 28:45
  Speaker 1: All right, Thank you, fellow, you're listening morning show.
• 28:51
  Speaker 9: According to a new Planet Fitness study, women actually prefer
• 28:56
  Speaker 9: the dad bod over six pack abs.
• 29:00
  Speaker 8: Right, thank god for I know you're.
• 29:03
  Speaker 20: Welcome, guys.
• 29:05
  Speaker 9: Yeah, the results of the Planet Fitness study suggests that
• 29:09
  Speaker 9: women are still being driven wild by a bit of
• 29:12
  Speaker 9: extra pudge. The survey recently revealed that, contrary to what
• 29:16
  Speaker 9: you might have believed, women do actually prefer a man
• 29:19
  Speaker 9: with a little bit of belly on them. Okay, man,
• 29:26
  Speaker 9: but that begs the question. Yeah, is this a double
• 29:29
  Speaker 9: standard though? Because because do men prefer a woman with
• 29:34
  Speaker 9: a little belly with a mombot. So you don't care
• 29:41
  Speaker 9: as long as what what was that, As long as.
• 30:00
  Speaker 8: Problem with mom bought, I don't. I don't you know,
• 30:02
  Speaker 8: I don't you know, especially you know mom Bob. Women
• 30:06
  Speaker 8: have babies, their body's gonna change. Well, that's hard. Just
• 30:09
  Speaker 8: snap all the way back.
• 30:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's good.
• 30:11
  Speaker 9: That's good to hear, because you know, there's so much
• 30:14
  Speaker 9: pressure on women on their physical lawyrence and you know,
• 30:18
  Speaker 9: their bodies.
• 30:19
  Speaker 10: And all of that.
• 30:19
  Speaker 1: It be so perfect.
• 30:22
  Speaker 7: But yeah, I'm telling you, man, my wife's hairdresser was
• 30:26
  Speaker 7: at the house one time.
• 30:27
  Speaker 8: Her husband dropped him off.
• 30:29
  Speaker 7: Real big guy man, I'm talking about really really overweight,
• 30:33
  Speaker 7: nice guy man. I liked him and his wife. His
• 30:36
  Speaker 7: wife used to do my wife's here and she cut
• 30:38
  Speaker 7: her hair. You know, she was a stylish she cut
• 30:41
  Speaker 7: her into her hair, little Halleyberry had cut and she
• 30:43
  Speaker 7: was over the house kind of quiet one day and
• 30:46
  Speaker 7: Margie said, baby, what's wrong? She said, she's in here
• 30:49
  Speaker 7: arguing with this food. She said, my husband, you know,
• 30:52
  Speaker 7: he saw my head.
• 30:53
  Speaker 8: He ain't like it. He come talking about he liked
• 30:55
  Speaker 8: long hair. I told him, Hell, I like muscles.
• 31:00
  Speaker 1: I just got it.
• 31:01
  Speaker 13: What we like.
• 31:03
  Speaker 8: But we got over there.
• 31:06
  Speaker 7: She said, well I like muscles, but we got each
• 31:08
  Speaker 7: other deal with about you like long hair? She said, hell,
• 31:13
  Speaker 7: I like muscles.
• 31:18
  Speaker 1: Shut it down?
• 31:19
  Speaker 9: Yeah yeah, but yeah, I thought it would be more
• 31:24
  Speaker 9: of a double standard because I know men are so visual.
• 31:28
  Speaker 8: I don't care that woman has a would you say,
• 31:31
  Speaker 8: see what? I don't care that woman has a six pack?
• 31:34
  Speaker 8: What is that going to do? It's nice to look
• 31:36
  Speaker 8: at it, but you know a requirement and my two
• 31:40
  Speaker 8: that don't end? Yes, what is that? What that take?
• 31:49
  Speaker 17: But if you lookerator, if you look at your man,
• 31:53
  Speaker 17: then you see him, then I have no right to
• 31:56
  Speaker 17: demand about it if I can't provide him.
• 31:58
  Speaker 1: Okay, now that was profound.
• 32:02
  Speaker 4: That make damn Yeah it really did it?
• 32:05
  Speaker 8: Really? Yeah? You want somebody to be something you not.
• 32:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah, as progressive as you guys, you know it don't.
• 32:14
  Speaker 8: Matter, but that they can be non progressive. But they'll
• 32:16
  Speaker 8: be over there by themself.
• 32:17
  Speaker 4: Somewhere, Yeah, exactly, Or.
• 32:22
  Speaker 8: You mess around to get some dumb woman with a
• 32:24
  Speaker 8: six pack. Now what you what? What did you say?
• 32:28
  Speaker 1: John said?
• 32:29
  Speaker 12: Us?
• 32:29
  Speaker 4: Three is not that hands So we can't really y'all.
• 32:32
  Speaker 8: Two, I'm not that Han.
• 32:35
  Speaker 10: Trio, Tommy, Okay, here, cute with a two pack.
• 32:40
  Speaker 8: Okay, that's gonna be with a two pack.
• 32:47
  Speaker 7: Unattractive as you want to be cute with two I mean,
• 32:51
  Speaker 7: I mean and let Tommy, can I tell you something?
• 32:53
  Speaker 8: At times shockingly not attractive.
• 32:59
  Speaker 18: You.
• 33:01
  Speaker 8: Yeah, I've caught him from some angles. I've seen him
• 33:03
  Speaker 8: from some different.
• 33:06
  Speaker 1: But you can't convince some of that. Steve Tommy feel
• 33:10
  Speaker 1: that way about himself. He believes that that's.
• 33:11
  Speaker 7: Because he looking out through one set of eyes. Come
• 33:16
  Speaker 7: out here and look at him through these eyes. There's
• 33:18
  Speaker 7: a lot wrong with you, tom.
• 33:21
  Speaker 4: For you to be tell me you know how much
• 33:22
  Speaker 4: stuff got to align?
• 33:24
  Speaker 8: Well, you know what.
• 33:27
  Speaker 21: You need Moon, you need I there's some sexy on
• 33:31
  Speaker 21: me somewhere. Okay, where what what we're doing? Well, go ahead,
• 33:38
  Speaker 21: we got time.
• 33:39
  Speaker 8: We all here.
• 33:42
  Speaker 1: For the guys to determine where another guy is sexy?
• 33:46
  Speaker 5: No, no, no, no, But he says, sexy on me somewhere?
• 33:49
  Speaker 5: Where is the tom tell him? Yeah, the ladies, No, ladies, Now, ladies,
• 33:57
  Speaker 5: don't you go first?
• 33:58
  Speaker 15: You go?
• 33:59
  Speaker 8: Hey?
• 34:01
  Speaker 1: No, no, seriously, Tommy, I've always thought this about you. Really, Yeah,
• 34:06
  Speaker 1: you have you have nice hands. Your hands got nice chances. Well,
• 34:13
  Speaker 1: I mean they're that coon, they're a little bit. They're
• 34:16
  Speaker 1: nice though they're always you know, man cured and everything.
• 34:20
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, but that still don't make it cute.
• 34:23
  Speaker 8: Isra's hands is pretty?
• 34:25
  Speaker 1: Who's era?
• 34:28
  Speaker 8: He's six months old?
• 34:31
  Speaker 22: What is that?
• 34:32
  Speaker 4: What is hands? Don't help me make it?
• 34:34
  Speaker 8: What is his hand? You thought?
• 34:35
  Speaker 15: Man?
• 34:35
  Speaker 8: That's all you got is cute hand.
• 34:37
  Speaker 1: Women like a man with nice Is he cute?
• 34:41
  Speaker 8: Hell no, he got nice hands. She tried to give
• 34:44
  Speaker 8: him something. I don't be ugly with your Tommy is
• 34:50
  Speaker 8: sexy color? What on tommy is? She wouldn't do?
• 34:53
  Speaker 9: There we go?
• 34:55
  Speaker 1: Oh, let me see stand up?
• 35:01
  Speaker 8: Not wasn't I'm up now?
• 35:02
  Speaker 1: Okay, okay, okay, let me let.
• 35:04
  Speaker 8: Me scoop back.
• 35:05
  Speaker 6: You'll see nothing sex over here?
• 35:07
  Speaker 1: Turn around?
• 35:08
  Speaker 4: Boy, you need a car to be sixty like you
• 35:10
  Speaker 4: like a roll?
• 35:11
  Speaker 8: Roy, you got nice heeled.
• 35:14
  Speaker 1: I got nothing.
• 35:15
  Speaker 8: I got nothing.
• 35:16
  Speaker 6: I'm precious.
• 35:17
  Speaker 8: Oh real, Timmy, I'm gonna get you got some night.
• 35:22
  Speaker 8: You got nice heel. People don't even see my heels.
• 35:29
  Speaker 20: I got shoes on, all right?
• 35:31
  Speaker 1: Coming up more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Right
• 35:34
  Speaker 1: after this. You're listening Steve Harvey Morning show.
• 35:38
  Speaker 9: All right, So Memorial Day is right around the corner,
• 35:41
  Speaker 9: and Triple A expects that the holiday weekend we'll see
• 35:44
  Speaker 9: a record number of travelers. They report that over forty
• 35:47
  Speaker 9: three million drivers will take road trips and over three
• 35:51
  Speaker 9: million travelers will be flying, making it the most crowded
• 35:55
  Speaker 9: Memorial Day weekend at airports since two thousand and five.
• 35:58
  Speaker 8: We're now all going.
• 36:00
  Speaker 1: That's what everybody wants to know. Where they going.
• 36:03
  Speaker 9: The most popular destination, uh here in America is Orlando, Florida.
• 36:08
  Speaker 9: So I guess everybody's going to Disney World. Yeah, Universal,
• 36:12
  Speaker 9: Universal Studios down there.
• 36:14
  Speaker 7: Yet, Well, I want to ask the most regular person
• 36:16
  Speaker 7: on the show, Junior and Monica, where are y'all going?
• 36:21
  Speaker 8: Monica going to Mississippi. She's not going to Orlando.
• 36:26
  Speaker 7: She's driving to see her mama and grandmama at the
• 36:29
  Speaker 7: at the Grand Catfish Championships this week is.
• 36:34
  Speaker 1: Good eating goodness, she checks on her mom.
• 36:37
  Speaker 20: Yeah, yes, I love that.
• 36:38
  Speaker 6: It's frant of Mississippi.
• 36:40
  Speaker 1: Yes, law, yes, lord. So what are you doing, Steve?
• 36:46
  Speaker 13: What?
• 36:47
  Speaker 8: I don't really do holidays like that. And I'm I'm
• 36:50
  Speaker 8: gonna be working, be at the house.
• 36:53
  Speaker 1: Okay, you're not gonna do nothing barbecuing or anything on
• 36:55
  Speaker 1: the grill.
• 36:57
  Speaker 8: No, I got to go try to get this golf
• 36:59
  Speaker 8: swing other.
• 37:01
  Speaker 1: Oh, poor baby, that's that. Ain't working.
• 37:06
  Speaker 8: On my golf game. That's what I'm gonna try to do.
• 37:09
  Speaker 1: Work on your golf day, Okay, Tommy.
• 37:12
  Speaker 7: All I want to do, man, is just get my
• 37:14
  Speaker 7: driver back to just a solid two thirty down.
• 37:19
  Speaker 8: The middle of the fairway.
• 37:20
  Speaker 7: Just keep it there if I can every now and
• 37:22
  Speaker 7: then cook one two forty two fifty after strong for me.
• 37:26
  Speaker 1: Man, golf Tommy, what are you doing for Memorial Day?
• 37:33
  Speaker 13: Uh?
• 37:35
  Speaker 8: I'm not booked. That's the best thing. I get to
• 37:37
  Speaker 8: be at home with my wife and kids.
• 37:38
  Speaker 6: So are traveling?
• 37:41
  Speaker 8: Yeah?
• 37:42
  Speaker 7: No, no, no, you better not have no base Come
• 37:45
  Speaker 7: I find out that boy got a baseball game. You're
• 37:48
  Speaker 7: gonna be out on the patio, big boy. Y'all seen
• 37:50
  Speaker 7: Tommy patio.
• 37:56
  Speaker 1: Junior.
• 37:58
  Speaker 8: What are you doing work Saturday?
• 38:00
  Speaker 17: But I'm after I get off, Me and the wife
• 38:02
  Speaker 17: going to a jazz festival.
• 38:04
  Speaker 8: That's all my jazz. That's what he's said, Like a
• 38:12
  Speaker 8: beautiful man.
• 38:13
  Speaker 1: That's what people do a Memorial Day.
• 38:16
  Speaker 8: Yeah, you know, because she sees stuff in me, don't
• 38:18
  Speaker 8: nobody else.
• 38:20
  Speaker 1: It's still mad about that.
• 38:21
  Speaker 4: You know, she has a beautiful.
• 38:22
  Speaker 23: Mind, you know when she looking on into me and
• 38:25
  Speaker 23: she's starting to see things in me that I don't
• 38:27
  Speaker 23: see in myself.
• 38:28
  Speaker 8: You see.
• 38:35
  Speaker 23: A woman, you know, who looks into me and see
• 38:37
  Speaker 23: things in me, you know that I didn't even know
• 38:39
  Speaker 23: I had, like you knowing on the inside of me,
• 38:43
  Speaker 23: and you know, seeing bacteria and things you know, and
• 38:48
  Speaker 23: floating around in me that I didn't even know was there.
• 38:51
  Speaker 1: Coming after alright, is coming on. We'll come right back
• 38:56
  Speaker 1: with more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show right after this.
• 39:00
  Speaker 1: You're listening Morning Show. It is time now to check
• 39:05
  Speaker 1: Steve's voicemail.
• 39:06
  Speaker 9: If you would like to leave a message for Steve,
• 39:08
  Speaker 9: you can call him eight seven seven twenty nine. Steve,
• 39:11
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• 39:13
  Speaker 9: go to Johnny Steve, who's a truck driver. He needs
• 39:16
  Speaker 9: a little relationship advice.
• 39:18
  Speaker 22: I Steve, this is a Johnny from Mississippi. I'm twenty
• 39:21
  Speaker 22: six years old and I'm having a bit of a
• 39:24
  Speaker 22: problem right now.
• 39:25
  Speaker 13: I'm a truck driver, but I'm home every day and.
• 39:29
  Speaker 22: I'm getting ready to get married. So but my fiance
• 39:32
  Speaker 22: has a problem with me working all the time. My
• 39:35
  Speaker 22: goal is to make Dick's Viggish and I'm really really close.
• 39:38
  Speaker 22: And on top of that, I'm trying to write a
• 39:40
  Speaker 22: book in my free time. So I was wondering if
• 39:43
  Speaker 22: you could give me any advice. I'm trying to find
• 39:46
  Speaker 22: a balance between time with her and tasting my hosts
• 39:50
  Speaker 22: and jams and working.
• 39:52
  Speaker 7: Thank you well, brother, that's the phenomenon most people make.
• 39:58
  Speaker 7: You're twenty six years old, You're young, You're in your
• 40:02
  Speaker 7: most important earning years because at least at twenty six,
• 40:06
  Speaker 7: you set some goals for yourself. You want to make
• 40:09
  Speaker 7: six figures, you want to write a book one the
• 40:12
  Speaker 7: But she complaining about you ain't there. Well, see, that's
• 40:17
  Speaker 7: the problem with being a real man. You can't ever
• 40:21
  Speaker 7: get it one hundred. If you're there, you can't make
• 40:26
  Speaker 7: the money you need. If you make the money that
• 40:28
  Speaker 7: you need, you can't be there. So now you got
• 40:33
  Speaker 7: to get somebody that's a teammate that understands that, yeah,
• 40:36
  Speaker 7: I'm gone, but me being gone provides a lifestyle for us.
• 40:41
  Speaker 8: You know, the stuff, stuff you.
• 40:43
  Speaker 7: Might enjoy, like you know, somewhere to stay. You know,
• 40:47
  Speaker 7: stuff like groceries. You know, just you know, you know,
• 40:54
  Speaker 7: maybe you want to go somewhere and not walk. You know,
• 40:58
  Speaker 7: it's just it's just something some out of there trying
• 41:00
  Speaker 7: to accomplish for see. And there are teammates who have
• 41:05
  Speaker 7: to get with this program and understand that. Why would
• 41:10
  Speaker 7: you want a man that wasn't trying to be nothing?
• 41:15
  Speaker 7: Then when you get one, you want him to stay
• 41:17
  Speaker 7: home and sit around. Well, he can't get.
• 41:20
  Speaker 8: It like that.
• 41:21
  Speaker 7: They are not mailing checks to the house. I have
• 41:26
  Speaker 7: asked them. Now, your man is in to go get
• 41:31
  Speaker 7: it business, so let him go get it. And if
• 41:34
  Speaker 7: you don't understand that, you really need to check yourself.
• 41:37
  Speaker 8: Use some wrong with so, bro, there is no balance
• 41:45
  Speaker 8: that you're never.
• 41:46
  Speaker 7: Gonna get achieved, perfect balance until you find the right
• 41:50
  Speaker 7: partner who helps you with that. Because if she gonna
• 41:55
  Speaker 7: complain every time you go out the door, you you're
• 42:00
  Speaker 7: gonna have a problem, bro, because when you go out
• 42:02
  Speaker 7: the door, man, man, it's hard.
• 42:04
  Speaker 8: Come on, all right?
• 42:06
  Speaker 9: This call us from a female listener, Steve, who left
• 42:10
  Speaker 9: a message about your response to and ask the clo question.
• 42:15
  Speaker 9: Remember when you suggested that Baskin Robbins create a sexy
• 42:18
  Speaker 9: ice cream flavor.
• 42:20
  Speaker 1: Take a listen, Peeze.
• 42:24
  Speaker 24: I have listened to you on the Steve Robin morn
• 42:26
  Speaker 24: the town and you are so Frindy, you are so
• 42:31
  Speaker 24: crazy man. You would saying how they'll say, if bat
• 42:35
  Speaker 24: Robbins ain't got nothing on this, If that bat the
• 42:39
  Speaker 24: robbers can put this in a coump.
• 42:41
  Speaker 18: And put it on the me and you and and
• 42:45
  Speaker 18: you would like I know they are stay aloud, Steve,
• 42:53
  Speaker 18: you want to.
• 43:01
  Speaker 20: Black people laugh. Yeah, I'm trouble man, you so pray.
• 43:13
  Speaker 8: Look up.
• 43:25
  Speaker 1: And they're laughing so much and makes.
• 43:27
  Speaker 8: You frank brendandah man.
• 43:44
  Speaker 1: All right later.
• 43:47
  Speaker 9: If you want to leave Stephen message eight seven seven
• 43:49
  Speaker 9: twenty nine, Steve. Coming up next, it is the nephew
• 43:52
  Speaker 9: and the prank phone call for today. Right after this,
• 43:55
  Speaker 9: you're listening Hard Morning Show. Coming up at the top
• 44:00
  Speaker 9: of the hour, right about four minutes after, it's my
• 44:02
  Speaker 9: strawberry letter, the subject love at first bite.
• 44:07
  Speaker 1: Wait till you hear this letter.
• 44:09
  Speaker 9: We'll get into that in a little bit, because right
• 44:11
  Speaker 9: now the nephew is here with today's prank phone call.
• 44:14
  Speaker 1: What you got for his nest?
• 44:16
  Speaker 8: It's time to hit the pool.
• 44:18
  Speaker 10: So much time is coming here basically, the title is
• 44:23
  Speaker 10: naked lifeguard.
• 44:26
  Speaker 8: Naked what lifeguard? Don't don't, don't, don't let this bother.
• 44:30
  Speaker 8: I know I ain't the only one on this shoulder
• 44:32
  Speaker 8: swam naked. I know I ain't the own. Let's go
• 44:35
  Speaker 8: catch naked lifeguard.
• 44:38
  Speaker 12: Hello.
• 44:39
  Speaker 15: Hello, I'm trying to reach a carried Yes, there's this
• 44:43
  Speaker 15: carried Hi, Carrie. My name is Oliver. Oliver. Do you
• 44:47
  Speaker 15: put in an application with the employment agency about looking
• 44:51
  Speaker 15: for some work as far as being a lifeguard? Oh? Yeah,
• 44:54
  Speaker 15: I did. Okay. Have you had much experience being a lifeguard?
• 44:58
  Speaker 12: Yeah, I've been doing that for a while now, back
• 45:01
  Speaker 12: since I was like eighteen I got my CPR certification.
• 45:08
  Speaker 12: I've had as many as like two hundred people at
• 45:11
  Speaker 12: one time watching them. So I'm good. I'm good at
• 45:14
  Speaker 12: what I do.
• 45:15
  Speaker 15: I love it, very good, very good. Well, i'll tell
• 45:18
  Speaker 15: you what. I've looked over your application and I've checked
• 45:21
  Speaker 15: everything out thoroughly, and I'm very excited about maybe getting
• 45:25
  Speaker 15: you to I don't know if you're familiar with it,
• 45:27
  Speaker 15: but public Pool it's actually in subdivision. There's two pools there.
• 45:32
  Speaker 15: Are you familiar with Yeah.
• 45:33
  Speaker 12: I'm familiar with it. They're near where I live.
• 45:36
  Speaker 15: Yeah, okay, well there's actually in the backup there's a
• 45:40
  Speaker 15: gated community and that is actually the particular property that
• 45:44
  Speaker 15: I'm talking about. You coming out and working for us
• 45:47
  Speaker 15: there at the pool site. If we can get you
• 45:50
  Speaker 15: on Monday to Friday, we're gonna actually hire some more
• 45:54
  Speaker 15: college students for Saturday and Sunday.
• 45:57
  Speaker 12: What do you say, Oh, I say, okay, sounds great
• 46:01
  Speaker 12: money weekends off.
• 46:03
  Speaker 15: Yeah, yeah, exactly. Now we start off. Job actually pays
• 46:07
  Speaker 15: twenty five dollars an hour. Wow. You would be our
• 46:11
  Speaker 15: head lifeguard and we would want you to be there
• 46:16
  Speaker 15: from you know, I mean if you start at twelve,
• 46:18
  Speaker 15: it'd actually like you to get there around eleven thirty,
• 46:20
  Speaker 15: you know, just just to be prepared and be the
• 46:23
  Speaker 15: overseer and make sure the other lifeguards get there on time,
• 46:26
  Speaker 15: and you know, we'll go from there.
• 46:28
  Speaker 21: Okay.
• 46:28
  Speaker 15: Now, carry there's only one catch that actually comes along
• 46:32
  Speaker 15: with this job. We want you to work an additional
• 46:35
  Speaker 15: four hours from six to ten at night. But it's
• 46:38
  Speaker 15: going to pay you fifty dollars per hour, so you'll
• 46:41
  Speaker 15: make an extra two hundred dollars. How do you feel
• 46:43
  Speaker 15: about that?
• 46:43
  Speaker 12: Man? I feel good? I mean with the recession and everything.
• 46:47
  Speaker 12: I can use that money right now, especially during the summertime.
• 46:51
  Speaker 15: Okay, now here's the deal. This is innegated community, like
• 46:54
  Speaker 15: I told you before. But also it's going to be
• 46:57
  Speaker 15: adults at night, and they are actually going to be
• 47:00
  Speaker 15: swimming nude. What. Yeah, they're gonna be swimming nude. And
• 47:06
  Speaker 15: what they asked is if they're going to be swimming nude,
• 47:09
  Speaker 15: they want to make sure that the lifeguard that's protecting
• 47:11
  Speaker 15: them is going to be nude as well.
• 47:15
  Speaker 12: Okay, I'm a certified lifeguard, I'm CPR certified, I'm a student.
• 47:21
  Speaker 12: I've had other jobs, but nudity wasn't on.
• 47:24
  Speaker 15: My resume, and I understand that wholeheartedly. But we're talking
• 47:29
  Speaker 15: about you possibly making seventeen hundred and fifty dollars a week.
• 47:33
  Speaker 15: How do you feel about seventeen hundred and fifty a
• 47:34
  Speaker 15: week for your nursing school. I'm sure that'll that'll definitely
• 47:37
  Speaker 15: pay for it throughout the entire summer. That should be
• 47:40
  Speaker 15: a big help, shouldn't it. Yeah?
• 47:43
  Speaker 13: What?
• 47:44
  Speaker 15: But I mean, I mean, are are you?
• 47:47
  Speaker 8: Are you?
• 47:47
  Speaker 15: How do you feel about trying it for a few
• 47:49
  Speaker 15: weeks and then you know, how do you feel about that.
• 47:53
  Speaker 15: I don't know, But I mean, you're gonna watch over
• 47:56
  Speaker 15: some adults who are actually just gonna be nude in
• 47:58
  Speaker 15: the pool, and you're nude as well up on the
• 48:01
  Speaker 15: big chair that overwatches everybody. Seventeen fifty I don't seventeen
• 48:10
  Speaker 15: fifty carry, you know, I don't think I'm going to
• 48:13
  Speaker 15: be able to do that seventeen fifty carry. We're talking
• 48:16
  Speaker 15: about four hours of you being nude along with some
• 48:19
  Speaker 15: other people that are already new. So, I mean, what's
• 48:21
  Speaker 15: the big deal. You know? What we need you to
• 48:23
  Speaker 15: do is come down. We're gonna do some drills, some
• 48:26
  Speaker 15: lifeguard drills, and make sure that you're definitely qualified. But
• 48:29
  Speaker 15: we're going to make sure that when you do those,
• 48:30
  Speaker 15: you got to be naked as well. Okay, why would
• 48:34
  Speaker 15: I have to do some drills naked?
• 48:37
  Speaker 12: I'm on a radio lifeguard.
• 48:39
  Speaker 15: What do I need to drunk? Understand all that. But
• 48:41
  Speaker 15: in order we for our particular property, we got to
• 48:44
  Speaker 15: make sure that you're actually prepared and ready.
• 48:46
  Speaker 12: You know, I understand.
• 48:48
  Speaker 15: Well that's the way it is, Carriy. We need you
• 48:50
  Speaker 15: to come down and do some drills. Well, it's not
• 48:53
  Speaker 15: going to take a long probably about a half hour.
• 48:55
  Speaker 15: You come down, you get undressed, you get in the pool,
• 48:57
  Speaker 15: and we make sure that you're qualified to swim nude,
• 49:01
  Speaker 15: to handle to saving somebody's life, nude, the whole nine yards.
• 49:05
  Speaker 12: But what I mean, what if my family come to that?
• 49:09
  Speaker 15: You know, Carrie, you know I can't go back and
• 49:11
  Speaker 15: forth with you. I can't now.
• 49:13
  Speaker 1: I know you.
• 49:14
  Speaker 15: You know. I looked at your resume. I looked at
• 49:16
  Speaker 15: what you were doing and what you're pursuing in life,
• 49:18
  Speaker 15: and I thought this would be a great opportunity for you.
• 49:20
  Speaker 18: But I can't be you.
• 49:21
  Speaker 12: I mean, I can't do that to my family, and you.
• 49:24
  Speaker 15: Can no, No, wait a minute, hang on a second. Now,
• 49:26
  Speaker 15: you can't tell me you can't do it now?
• 49:29
  Speaker 12: Oh yes, I yes I can.
• 49:31
  Speaker 15: So you get your down here in the morning so
• 49:33
  Speaker 15: I can get these drills done. And I want you
• 49:35
  Speaker 15: naked when you get here and get in this pool.
• 49:37
  Speaker 15: You understand me, Who the hell do you think you're
• 49:39
  Speaker 15: talking to her?
• 49:40
  Speaker 12: You some kind of pool timp? Lifeguard? Human resources are
• 49:44
  Speaker 12: a pimp.
• 49:44
  Speaker 18: You're not tipping me.
• 49:46
  Speaker 12: I don't have to come down there, but I want
• 49:48
  Speaker 12: to come down there.
• 49:49
  Speaker 15: You got to bring you think tomorrow and get in
• 49:51
  Speaker 15: this pool and do this trip. Do you think you're
• 49:54
  Speaker 15: talking to I'm talking to you tomorrow and you do
• 49:58
  Speaker 15: this trill you need to do with.
• 50:00
  Speaker 12: You're a Pamela Anderson Baywatch because as you're doing nothing
• 50:06
  Speaker 12: new grass stroke for you all freaking I don't know them,
• 50:09
  Speaker 12: I know them people.
• 50:10
  Speaker 15: I don't give a move you not no, you get
• 50:13
  Speaker 15: your down here and you take the job.
• 50:15
  Speaker 12: I'm not coming down there to your fun told tomorrow
• 50:18
  Speaker 12: and swim now and life go ahead now for a
• 50:21
  Speaker 12: bunch of ronchy. I don't know who you think you're
• 50:24
  Speaker 12: trying to do. I'm just trying to be nice to
• 50:26
  Speaker 12: you when you come a house with that and then
• 50:29
  Speaker 12: it stup because I'm not there.
• 50:30
  Speaker 15: Coming the girl you got me?
• 50:32
  Speaker 12: Okay, you need to go get your a Pamela Anderson Baywatch.
• 50:36
  Speaker 15: You know deep s diving.
• 50:38
  Speaker 12: I don't know what you need, but I'm not what
• 50:40
  Speaker 12: you need.
• 50:41
  Speaker 15: You get your flock down here tomorrow.
• 50:44
  Speaker 11: What you think you're talking to I'm talking to you.
• 50:46
  Speaker 15: You think you're talking to I'm.
• 50:48
  Speaker 12: Talking to you. Who do you think you're talking to?
• 50:52
  Speaker 15: I got something I want to say to you. You listening?
• 50:54
  Speaker 13: You know where you you better go?
• 50:55
  Speaker 12: Ahead and say, because I'm bout to hang up this
• 50:57
  Speaker 12: phone in your face right now.
• 50:59
  Speaker 15: This is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 51:03
  Speaker 15: You just got pranked by your girlfriend. I just said this,
• 51:15
  Speaker 15: frank you, baby, Your girlfriend pranks you.
• 51:18
  Speaker 12: When I see that she's gonna have one last float,
• 51:22
  Speaker 12: I cannot believe.
• 51:24
  Speaker 18: She d like this.
• 51:25
  Speaker 15: All right, I gotta ask you something, baby, what is
• 51:28
  Speaker 15: what is the baddest I'm talking about the baddest radio
• 51:31
  Speaker 15: show in the land, the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 51:40
  Speaker 1: The distress in her voice.
• 51:45
  Speaker 8: I thought about it, and I can't do that. I
• 51:49
  Speaker 8: just can't do that to my family.
• 51:51
  Speaker 1: Right, she really was.
• 51:56
  Speaker 9: Down.
• 51:58
  Speaker 8: Could you talk to him, Tommy. I'd have been down
• 52:01
  Speaker 8: there for sure.
• 52:03
  Speaker 7: I wouldn't got my daddy. But Tommy, you kind of
• 52:06
  Speaker 7: blew it in the beginning. You know you're gonna be
• 52:08
  Speaker 7: at the pool. You're gonna be like the head. You're
• 52:10
  Speaker 7: gonna be the overseer. I said, what kind of slave
• 52:12
  Speaker 7: as you're gonna be the overseer? I said, what did
• 52:17
  Speaker 7: his old ass say that he's younger could be like
• 52:20
  Speaker 7: the overseer for them?
• 52:24
  Speaker 15: For that?
• 52:25
  Speaker 12: What point?
• 52:26
  Speaker 8: At what point shall I bring out my bang and
• 52:29
  Speaker 8: pick a bale.
• 52:33
  Speaker 10: All right, the Nephew is coming to town Dallas, Dallas
• 52:36
  Speaker 10: Fort Worth, Texas. Nephew Tommy's House Party, Comedy Jam Live
• 52:40
  Speaker 10: with special guests Tony robertson the building, Dominique in the building,
• 52:44
  Speaker 10: and the Nephew himself will be the Saturday, June fifteenth
• 52:47
  Speaker 10: at the Majestic Field.
• 52:49
  Speaker 8: That is Father's Day weekend.
• 52:51
  Speaker 10: So bring your father, bring your husband, bring your boys,
• 52:55
  Speaker 10: bring your well you're older boys, because it's gonna be
• 52:57
  Speaker 10: it's gonna be that kind of part. It's gonna be
• 52:59
  Speaker 10: a grown in sixty type of party. We'll come on
• 53:02
  Speaker 10: out and hang out with the Nephew.
• 53:04
  Speaker 13: All right.
• 53:06
  Speaker 9: Coming up next it is a Strawberry letter. Subject is
• 53:09
  Speaker 9: love at First Bite. We'll get back into it right
• 53:13
  Speaker 9: after this. You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show Time now
• 53:17
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• 53:19
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• 53:19
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• 53:39
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• 53:41
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• 53:46
  Speaker 9: Subject love at first bite. Dear Stephen Shirley. I'm a
• 53:51
  Speaker 9: fifty seven year old single woman, but I am dealing
• 53:54
  Speaker 9: with a man that is slightly older than me. He's
• 53:56
  Speaker 9: a nice man and he just lost his wife, so's
• 54:00
  Speaker 9: to settle down with me. We have great chemistry in
• 54:03
  Speaker 9: the bedroom, and that is what is the most important
• 54:07
  Speaker 9: to me. He matches my freakiness and has taken it
• 54:12
  Speaker 9: to a whole new level. But after five months of dating,
• 54:15
  Speaker 9: he said he wants to only do certain things for
• 54:17
  Speaker 9: special occasion. I have a fetish that he was fine
• 54:23
  Speaker 9: with at first. I like for my man to bite
• 54:27
  Speaker 9: me while we are intimate. Bite my ear, from my shoulder,
• 54:32
  Speaker 9: my neck, or whatever he can get a hold of
• 54:34
  Speaker 9: at the time. It's an issue for him to do
• 54:37
  Speaker 9: it all the time because he doesn't like to wear
• 54:40
  Speaker 9: his top row of teeth when we are in the house.
• 54:49
  Speaker 9: Even at my house, he places them on a napkin
• 54:52
  Speaker 9: on my end table.
• 54:53
  Speaker 1: After we eat.
• 54:55
  Speaker 9: I've told him that the bite isn't the same without
• 54:58
  Speaker 9: his teeth, but he's not willing to compromise. If he
• 55:01
  Speaker 9: doesn't have his teeth in, it feels like a teething baby.
• 55:06
  Speaker 9: That's why he only wants to do things my way
• 55:08
  Speaker 9: on special occasions. I've dated older men before, and they
• 55:12
  Speaker 9: don't mind keeping their teeth in for sex. So I
• 55:15
  Speaker 9: need my men to get his top row of teeth
• 55:17
  Speaker 9: adjusted so that they are more comfortable and he can
• 55:20
  Speaker 9: leave them in. He got defensive and called me a
• 55:23
  Speaker 9: weirdo for being into biting. I think it's weird that
• 55:26
  Speaker 9: he is into having sex without his teeth, but I'd
• 55:29
  Speaker 9: never make him feel bad about it. I am getting
• 55:33
  Speaker 9: bored with our sex life, and if he can't spice
• 55:35
  Speaker 9: it up a bit and do what I like, I
• 55:37
  Speaker 9: may have to step out on him. When I was
• 55:39
  Speaker 9: in a swingers group, I saw that some people like
• 55:44
  Speaker 9: choking and some liked costumes. I just like teeth marks,
• 55:48
  Speaker 9: and if that's so crazy, I may need to move on.
• 55:51
  Speaker 9: Is it too unreasonable to expect that this whole letter
• 55:56
  Speaker 9: what Lady is unreasonable? Okay, if you ask me, everything
• 56:01
  Speaker 9: in here is unreasonable you want him to bite you.
• 56:04
  Speaker 1: You used to be in a swingers club.
• 56:06
  Speaker 9: Oh my god, you've only been dating this man for
• 56:09
  Speaker 9: five months and he's already, you know, just doing something
• 56:13
  Speaker 9: that's uncomfortable to me.
• 56:15
  Speaker 1: He's taking his teeth out, and at home, I'm putting
• 56:21
  Speaker 1: him in a napkin on.
• 56:22
  Speaker 9: The side table. I really don't get this. Then you
• 56:25
  Speaker 9: like him to bite you and leave teeth marks, so
• 56:28
  Speaker 9: that means he has to bite you pretty hard to
• 56:30
  Speaker 9: do that, but he won't do it because his teeth
• 56:33
  Speaker 9: are out, and you're mad about that.
• 56:35
  Speaker 1: Do you understand?
• 56:36
  Speaker 9: Hear how crazy this sounds? The question I had when
• 56:40
  Speaker 9: does he wear his teeth? Because it sounds like he
• 56:42
  Speaker 9: doesn't wear them, not at your house, not during sex.
• 56:46
  Speaker 1: When does he wear them? I just don't think this
• 56:48
  Speaker 1: is okay.
• 56:49
  Speaker 9: I mean, with him having no teeth in his mouth,
• 56:51
  Speaker 9: where's the attraction, where's the sexy?
• 56:55
  Speaker 1: I don't get it. Are you still physically attracted to
• 56:59
  Speaker 1: him or you.
• 57:00
  Speaker 9: Just don't care as long as you're being bitten, that's
• 57:02
  Speaker 9: what it sounds like. And he leaves bite marks on you? Uh,
• 57:06
  Speaker 9: he offered you a compromise to do it on special occasions.
• 57:10
  Speaker 9: That's not good enough for you.
• 57:11
  Speaker 1: You said no to that. I just think this letter
• 57:14
  Speaker 1: is crazy, I really do. I mean this is crazy
• 57:18
  Speaker 1: to me.
• 57:18
  Speaker 20: The teeth out and.
• 57:19
  Speaker 1: The bite mark.
• 57:21
  Speaker 9: All right, you guys need to make some sort of
• 57:24
  Speaker 9: deal or compromise about his teeth and this biting issue,
• 57:27
  Speaker 9: or yes, you need to step out on him or
• 57:29
  Speaker 9: move on, Steve.
• 57:31
  Speaker 8: This letter crazy to you. This is why I come
• 57:35
  Speaker 8: to work. I come to worse.
• 57:40
  Speaker 7: Is like this right here, beautiful advice. I ain't got
• 57:44
  Speaker 7: none of that for none of these fools. Oh I
• 57:49
  Speaker 7: see is opportunity to him riding my scope of humor.
• 57:55
  Speaker 7: As we read this letter together, it gets worse as
• 57:58
  Speaker 7: it goes on. Yeah, I'm a fifty seven year old
• 58:02
  Speaker 7: single woman, and according to this letter, you're gonna stay
• 58:06
  Speaker 7: that way the rest of your damn life, because after
• 58:11
  Speaker 7: this damn letter you have made a truth.
• 58:13
  Speaker 8: You are fifty seven, you old single.
• 58:15
  Speaker 7: You can write this letter when you sixty seven, you
• 58:18
  Speaker 7: can start the same damn way. I'm a sixty seven
• 58:23
  Speaker 7: year old single woman. I'm dealing with a man that's
• 58:26
  Speaker 7: slightly older than me. He's nice and he just lost
• 58:29
  Speaker 7: his wife, so he trying to settle down with me.
• 58:32
  Speaker 8: For now.
• 58:34
  Speaker 7: We have great chemistry in the bedroom, and that's what's
• 58:37
  Speaker 7: most important to me.
• 58:39
  Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, you fifty.
• 58:41
  Speaker 7: Seven, that's what's most important to me. I hate to
• 58:44
  Speaker 7: tell you this, but you're close to the tape. Let
• 58:47
  Speaker 7: me tell you something about fifty seven. If you're fifty
• 58:50
  Speaker 7: seven years old, it's like a twenty one year old
• 58:54
  Speaker 7: is at high noon on the clock son as hot as.
• 58:57
  Speaker 8: It gonna be in his life. You fifty seven, and
• 59:00
  Speaker 8: it's about eight thirty for you, it's evening. Change your priorities.
• 59:09
  Speaker 7: It's getting late, say damn near. Time to lock these
• 59:14
  Speaker 7: doors and pull this cover off. This again, that's to
• 59:19
  Speaker 7: This letter is for Steve Harvey. Please come back.
• 59:22
  Speaker 9: We can't wait for part two of the Strawberry Letter
• 59:25
  Speaker 9: at twenty three minutes after the hour. The subject for
• 59:28
  Speaker 9: today is love at First Bite. We'll come back with
• 59:32
  Speaker 9: Steve's response right after this.
• 59:34
  Speaker 1: You're listening morning show, all right?
• 59:38
  Speaker 6: Come on, Steve, this.
• 59:40
  Speaker 1: Is the letter Tailor made for you.
• 59:42
  Speaker 14: Yeah.
• 59:42
  Speaker 8: I want to thank God, love it first out. I'm
• 59:44
  Speaker 8: at work today.
• 59:44
  Speaker 7: Love at first bite, did Stephen Shirley. I'm a fifty
• 59:48
  Speaker 7: seven year old single woman now based on this letter,
• 59:52
  Speaker 7: Like I said, she gonna stay this the rest of
• 59:54
  Speaker 7: her damn life. She has no chance of securing a
• 59:57
  Speaker 7: mate with what you're about to read in this letter.
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 7: Ten years, she could say, I'm a sixty seven year
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 7: old single one twenty years, I'm a seventy seven year
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 7: old single woman.
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 8: I'm damn near dead and I'm still sinking. You could
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 8: write that too.
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 7: But she met a nice man that lost his wife
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 7: trying to settle down with her now, and they got great,
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 7: great chemistry in the bedroom. And that's what's most important
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 7: to me. If sex is most important to you at
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 7: fifty seven, you need to readjust your priorities a little bit,
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 7: because let me explain something like I said earlier. If
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 7: you're twenty one years old, you're at high noon, it's
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 7: twelve o'clock for you, sunny shining, you participating. You ain't sleepy,
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 7: and you ain't just got up. You twenty one is
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 7: high noon. If you fifty seven, according to the clock
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 7: for you, it's about eight thirty. It's evening.
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 8: It's time to get these dogs locked. Pull this cover,
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 8: pull the cover up. You might not make it to
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 8: the news no more.
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 6: I'm just saying so.
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 8: Anyway, she says it's great chemistry.
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 7: He matches my freakiness and has taken it to a
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 7: whole new level. You like it because a man match
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 7: your freakiness and you fifty seven. Okay, I'm just gonna
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 7: make this statement right here.
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 8: You too much?
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 7: But after five months a day and he says he
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 7: wants to only do certain things for special occasion. Now,
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 7: without reading anymore into this letter, I'm assuming that you
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 7: are too much and he wants to slow it down
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 7: and just do it on the holidays. Yeah, because whatever
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 7: this freakingness is is too much every damn day.
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 8: We needs to break this down on holidays.
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 7: Fourth of July, Sweetish Day, Valentine's Day, Mother's Day, Saint
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 7: Patti's Day, Easter. You know, I got it for you
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 7: all the day, Columbus Day, we all Martin Luther King Day,
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 7: that three day weekend.
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 8: I got time for you.
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 7: Other than that, I want to just break it down
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 7: right here. And the reason she want to break it
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 7: down the so she got a fetish that the man
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 7: was fine with it.
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 8: First.
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 7: See, I like my man to bite me while me
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 7: while we intimate, bite my ear, bite my shoulder, my neck,
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 7: or whatever he can get a hold of at the time. Lady,
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 7: that's a different kind of fetish. I'm glad you ain't
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 7: talking to me because you'll you'll you'll get off me
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 7: with that request, because I bite for real.
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 8: You know I'll put some on you. She wants. Yeah,
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 8: I'll sink in, I'll sink I'll take me to meet
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 8: out you one time.
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 7: I bet you could asking me you asked to be
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 7: asking for just for special occasions. Once I sank these
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 7: big ass chompers, I got your tea and I put
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 7: something on you right here. I don't know if you
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 7: ever had a piece of shoulder out, but I like
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 7: shoulder sandwiches.
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 8: Any damn you've got the right man.
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 7: If you come to me, come on something, bite me.
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 7: You better break it down what it is about me?
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 7: Sure you better break this letter down to can you
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 7: nibble me? Because if you say I'm taking it to
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 7: a whole nother level, you think he took it to
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 7: another level. And I ain't gotta take my damn teeth
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 7: out because see, here go the problem with your man
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 7: right here?
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 6: What are you talking about?
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 7: I don't but I got a solution for that too.
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 7: He don't like to wear his top row teeth when.
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 8: We in the house.
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 7: What the hell you don't win? How much older is
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 7: he than you? He gotta take his top row out.
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 7: You probably dating somebody didn't have a bottom row, and
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 7: you got somebody got full set of dentist. What are
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 7: you doing? You can't help all these fetishes with these
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 7: old ass men. You need to start dating somebody younger.
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 7: Got all they damn teeth? Now you say that even
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 7: at my house he places them on the napkin on
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 7: the end of the table.
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 8: When we eat. Who wants to eat without they damn teeth?
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 8: What did you make it?
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 6: As hard as you Polly?
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 7: What is you make it?
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 8: What did you make it? Where you gonna set your
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 8: teeth out on the nampkin? What did you do to
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 8: this hamburger?
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 15: Love?
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 8: Have mercy? Why does this hamburger taste like probably meat?
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 7: I wan't read one damn teeth take He just set
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 7: his damn teeth on the napkin and y'all having dinner.
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 7: And then I've told him that the bite isn't the
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 7: same without his teeth, but he ain't willing to compromise
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 7: when he don't have his teeth in, It's feel like
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 7: uh teething, baby, that's why he only wants to do
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 7: things my way on special occasion. I've dated older men
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 7: before and they don't mind keeping their teeth in for
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 7: six what.
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 8: On your men got teeth problem?
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 7: So I need a man to get on top row
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 7: his teeth adjusted so they more comfortable, and he can
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 7: leave it when he gets defensive and call me a
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 7: weirdo for being in the bike. You he is weird, yeah,
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 7: by in order to get fit all the time. But
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 7: if he having sex and he got his teeth on
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 7: the knighte stare while y'all having sick. My suggestion is
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 7: to reach over, grab them teeth and shop him on
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 7: your back.
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 4: We can get the.
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 7: Over staying and snap him on put you'll get some
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 7: teeth printing you ass that's what you want.
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 6: That might not be with my mouth, but you you.
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 8: Don't get to your yo.
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 7: I'll reach over and help. I have magnetic glove, I
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 7: have him just a why you want you want to?
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 7: I can make love to you and put the s
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 7: I can put a bike mark on the back of
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 7: your calf. That's why you wanted that, because I don't
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 7: reach around there with my head When you want the
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 7: next bot monk see when you want on back of
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 7: your neck. But what you want you back your neck,
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 7: I'm putting it on the back of you. I've got
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 7: bites for your hell. Where you want, I'll put a
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 7: bike mark in head on a whole steal smacking right
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 7: up there.
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 9: I go coming up in forty six minutes after the hour, Steve,
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 9: that is not done with this Strawberry letter. We'll have
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 9: part three of Love at First Bite right after this.
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 9: You're listening Harvey Morning Show. Steve Harvey is not finished
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 9: with his response to the Strawberry letter today Love at
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 9: First Bite, where a fifty seven year old woman was
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 9: dating an older gentleman who took its teeth out and
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 9: she wanted them to bite her.
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 7: And her said that she is she likes to have
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 7: sex and like to get bit while she having sex. Now,
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 7: I said, you don't want to say that to me now,
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 7: because I got to set the teeth. I'll put it
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 7: on you.
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 8: You stop. I gonna have to stop asking me to
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 8: bite you. I put it, I take, I'll take meat out.
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 7: You gonna have to change your terminology to I want
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 7: to get nibbled on, Steve, because you had me to
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 7: bite you with these teeth I got.
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 8: I got something for your ass right here.
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 7: But now, since he liked to take his teeth out,
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 7: I said, what he could do is can put his
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 7: teeth on nice stand and then when she ready for
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 7: a bite, reach over and.
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 8: Grab the teeth and the half whereever shit you want
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 8: to bite marks? You want to get bit on the shoulder.
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 7: Here, come slapper with your teeth in your hand, and
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 7: you put teeth marks on right here.
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 8: You can get them out.
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 11: I can.
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 7: I can see if that's how you want it. We
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 7: get these teeth marks exactly where you.
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 8: Want it, when you want you want it in the
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 8: real cage.
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 1: Why we kissing?
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 8: Daddy is right there.
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 6: There ain't no problem teeth marks.
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 8: Why we kissing? Only quest You get dt marks anywhere
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 8: you want to go.
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 7: But now you're all you date is old ass men
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 7: that ain't have problem leaving their teeth in. He gonna
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 7: set his teeth off the on a napkin while y'all eating.
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 13: What are you eating?
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 8: Well, you don't need your damn teeth.
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 7: Where you're eating at the hospital, all this apple sauce
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 7: and all this hell.
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 8: He hadn't gotten to do what Shirley.
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 13: Way, you got it.
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 9: When you finish, you have to address the fact that
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 9: she used to be in the swingers club.
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 8: Well, see that. It's another thing.
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 7: I'm bored with our sex life and he can't spice
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 7: it up a bit. I may have to step out
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 7: on him. When I was in the swingers group, I
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 7: saw some people like choking and some people like choking.
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 7: Now you ready to damn there, die to have some sex.
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 7: That's why you fifty seven and still single. I'm like, cannybody,
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 7: stay with your ass. No every day, all this choking.
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 8: It here.
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 7: Now, soon as you walk in the swingers club, you
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 7: gotta wear a T shirt.
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 8: The bigger the teeth, the better the sex. You got
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 8: to walk around. Let everybody one.
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 7: You gotta come in here and make announcements. Ladies and gentlemen,
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 7: she's here. Anybody with big teeth. All men with big teeth,
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 7: please step to the left of the room. The Swingers
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 7: Club is about to get wild. Earnest scene is here
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 7: looking for men with big teeth that's in their mouth.
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 7: This don't make no damn sen it does. You too
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 7: old for this, and ain't no grown ass man thin
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 7: to do this with you every day. That's why this
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 7: man said special occasions only because it's something.
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 6: I've heard it all now, I've heard it.
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 7: Teeth shirts is for sale right after the show, Bigger Teeth,
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 7: Better Sex.
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 1: All right, we'll be back with more of the Steve
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show coming up at the top of the hour.
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 1: Right after this, you're listening Harvey Morning Show. All right,
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 1: it's time for comedy Roulette Jay now quickly.
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 16: It's very similar. You guys test our ability to be comedians.
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 16: Give us five subjects. Anything you want. Let the wheel stop.
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 16: We put it out on a roulette wheel wherever stop.
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 16: We do a couple of minutes on. That's how good
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 16: we are, all right, that's how good we all.
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 1: Right, all right, we'll see about that. We have five
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 1: topics for you, all right. Number one the movies.
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 9: You got this one.
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 15: No.
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 9: Number two being dumped, all right, that's on the wheel.
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 9: Number three, bed wedding, it's been there.
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 16: I got that one.
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 9: Number four, bad grades. Number five When to shut up?
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 9: Cat spind the wheel.
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 8: Graves come on, wait, week, I like movies.
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 16: Whoa okay, okay, And that's a good okay way to
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 16: shut up. When to shut up? I'll tell you when
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 16: you shut up? The minute just look in your rear
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 16: view mirror and you see that blue light. It is time,
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 16: and I don't want time for you to shut up.
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 16: You make an announcement of everybody in the damn car
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 16: to shut the hell up, all right. We doesn't know
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 16: that there's gonna be one person talking, all right. Un
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 16: the sober is one. If they gotta lean from the
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 16: back and talk. The rest have been told to shut
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 16: the hell up.
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 25: In that same lane, yes, that same length, in the neighborhood,
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 25: when you see somebody running from the loft, when the
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 25: Lord look at us, we don't know nothing.
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 1: I had one on poisy, He went that way?
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 25: What did you tell them down?
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  Speaker 3: Fuck?
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  Speaker 4: You already know he knows us.
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  Speaker 20: Now you're sitting the load.
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  Speaker 25: The same way, Darren with you could have pointed the
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  Speaker 25: other way.
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  Speaker 1: That way he see us?
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  Speaker 4: You think he looking?
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  Speaker 8: Fuck, you didn't see nothing.
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  Speaker 20: Shut the hell up?
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  Speaker 8: Got it? Well, I'm gonna go on another route, lem men,
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  Speaker 8: just do two quickly.
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  Speaker 7: Fellas, you know it's time to shut up.
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  Speaker 8: When you're feeling guilty and you want to confess.
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  Speaker 6: It's not that dog, what this moment you have? God,
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  Speaker 6: we're not going in there that. Let me tell you something.
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  Speaker 7: When my first marriage, I went out one night, me
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  Speaker 7: and my partner. You know, you know I just told
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  Speaker 7: told Max whatther I was going out? Right, I'm over
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  Speaker 7: at the house. A couple of days later, my partner
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  Speaker 7: record I went to club with This is what he said.
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  Speaker 8: Hey, man, tell your wife about.
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  Speaker 4: The club we went.
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  Speaker 1: You're looking at it like what.
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  Speaker 8: I just just something?
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  Speaker 6: Just what are you talking about?
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  Speaker 8: Tell my wife about the club we went to?
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  Speaker 4: Was supposed to tell you shut up. I'll tell you
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  Speaker 4: enough time to shut up. And it's a trick to
• 1:12:48
  Speaker 4: when your mama say say something.
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  Speaker 1: But then did you hear me?
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  Speaker 4: What impot to do?
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  Speaker 6: How am I gonna answer you?
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 4: I'm just about to be quiet. I'm just a take
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 4: my hands on, shutting the hell up?
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  Speaker 8: Play something?
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  Speaker 20: Yeah, what you got?
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  Speaker 14: One?
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  Speaker 10: You got when you on the phone with a woman
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  Speaker 10: and you hear her husband say, who the hell are
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 10: you talking to?
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  Speaker 8: You? Shut your mon hang up and block that number.
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 8: Shut up?
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  Speaker 13: Not doing.
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  Speaker 10: As as far as my mama. When my mama say,
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 10: I guess I'm lying, then shut up?
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  Speaker 15: Shut up?
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  Speaker 4: Got shut up?
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  Speaker 12: All right?
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 1: You guys already what we did? You're listening morning show?
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  Speaker 8: All right?
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  Speaker 9: You know I always give it over to uh Steve
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  Speaker 9: to introduce you to It's time Steve.
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  Speaker 7: Please, ladies and gentlemen, it is time for j Rap
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  Speaker 7: j Rap j r Ap Juniors raggedy ass poems.
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  Speaker 8: Boy boy, let me tell you something. Boy, that's the
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  Speaker 8: intro right there.
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  Speaker 4: I embraced that.
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  Speaker 15: You know.
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  Speaker 17: Uh, it's Memorial Day weekend coming up, you know, and uh,
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  Speaker 17: you know I got a new house, so this will
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 17: be like one of my first holidays in this house. Uh,
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  Speaker 17: this is this is something I have to think about
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  Speaker 17: because I can't really do much because it ain't much
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  Speaker 17: in here. But uh, I need a lie for Memorial Day.
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  Speaker 17: It's the name of the poem because I need a
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  Speaker 17: lie for Memorial Day. Yeah, why yeah, here it is.
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  Speaker 17: I need an outdoor kitchen at my new house because
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 17: I really want to barbecue and impress my spouse. Well,
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 17: all my neighbors will be barbecuing for real. But I
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 17: can't put ribs and chicken on this Damn George forman grill.
• 1:14:57
  Speaker 17: Her family is coming and they want barbecue. Now what
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 17: the hell am I supposed to do? I've got a
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 17: house and even bought some blinds.
• 1:15:04
  Speaker 4: I'm getting things together. But I need some more time.
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 4: I need an excuse for this weekend, a real.
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  Speaker 17: Good lie because I probably won't be able to barbecue
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  Speaker 17: till about the fourth of July.
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  Speaker 4: So maybe we can do something different and have a
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 4: fish fry because to y'all help me come up with
• 1:15:18
  Speaker 4: a real good line the end. That's what I Yes,
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 4: I need that.
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 8: One of your fast damn poets. Else, really I need
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  Speaker 8: a lot, that's what.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, we'll be back.
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  Speaker 1: You're listening hard morning show.
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  Speaker 15: All right.
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  Speaker 9: So Memorial Day is right around the corner, and Triple
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  Speaker 9: A expects that the holiday weekend we'll see a record
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 9: number of travelers. They report that over forty three million
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 9: drivers will take road trips and over three million travelers
• 1:15:51
  Speaker 9: will be flying, making it the most crowded Memorial Day
• 1:15:54
  Speaker 9: weekend at airports since two thousand and five.
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  Speaker 8: Where all going?
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  Speaker 1: That's what everybody wants to know. Where they're going?
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  Speaker 9: The most popular destination, uh here in America is Orlando, Florida.
• 1:16:07
  Speaker 9: So I guess everybody's going to Disney World. Yeah, Universal
• 1:16:11
  Speaker 9: Universal Studios down there.
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  Speaker 7: Yet I want to ask the most regular person on
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  Speaker 7: the show, Junior and Monica, where are y'all going?
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 8: Monica going to Mississippi. She's not going to Orlando.
• 1:16:25
  Speaker 7: She's driving to see her mama and grandmama at the
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 7: at the Grand Catfish Championships this week.
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 1: Goodness, she checks on her mom.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, yes, I love that Mississippi.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, law, yes, law. So what are you doing?
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  Speaker 3: One?
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  Speaker 7: I don't really do holidays like that, And I'm gonna
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  Speaker 7: be working. I'mna be at the house.
• 1:16:51
  Speaker 1: Okay, barbecuing or anything on the grill.
• 1:16:56
  Speaker 8: No, you got to go try to get this golf
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 8: swinging together.
• 1:17:00
  Speaker 1: Poor bag that ain't working.
• 1:17:05
  Speaker 8: Golf game. That's what I'm gonna try to do.
• 1:17:07
  Speaker 1: Work on your Okay, Tommy.
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  Speaker 7: All I want to do, man, is just get my
• 1:17:13
  Speaker 7: driver back to just a solid two thirty down the
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  Speaker 7: middle of the family. Just keep it there if I can.
• 1:17:20
  Speaker 7: Every now and then cook one two forty two fifty
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  Speaker 7: at the.
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  Speaker 1: Strong golf Tommy, what are you doing for Memorial Day?
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  Speaker 17: Uh?
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  Speaker 8: I'm not booked. That's the best thing. I get to
• 1:17:35
  Speaker 8: be at home with my wife and kids.
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  Speaker 13: Traveling.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, no, no, no, you better not have no baseball
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 7: on half. I find out that boy got a baseball game,
• 1:17:46
  Speaker 7: You're gonna be out on the patio.
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  Speaker 8: I beg for y'all. Tommy Patio.
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 1: Junior.
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  Speaker 8: What are you doing working Saturday?
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  Speaker 4: But after I get off, me and the wife going
• 1:18:01
  Speaker 4: to a jazz festival.
• 1:18:03
  Speaker 8: That's how jazz, That's what he said. Like a beautiful man.
• 1:18:12
  Speaker 1: That's what people do a Memorial day, you know, because.
• 1:18:16
  Speaker 8: She sees stuff in me.
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  Speaker 23: Don't nobody's feel mad about that?
• 1:18:20
  Speaker 8: No, she has a beautiful man, you know what.
• 1:18:22
  Speaker 23: She looking all into me, and she's starting to see
• 1:18:24
  Speaker 23: things in me that I don't see in myself.
• 1:18:33
  Speaker 4: The woman you know who looks into me and see
• 1:18:36
  Speaker 4: things in me, you know that I didn't even know
• 1:18:38
  Speaker 4: I had, like, you know, walking on the.
• 1:18:41
  Speaker 23: Inside of me, and you know, seeing bacteria and things
• 1:18:44
  Speaker 23: you know, floating around in me that I didn't even
• 1:18:48
  Speaker 23: know it's there.
• 1:18:50
  Speaker 1: All right, Steve coming up closing remarks right after this.
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  Speaker 1: You're listening morning show. All right, Here we are, last
• 1:18:58
  Speaker 1: break of the day. It's been a crazy day as
• 1:19:02
  Speaker 1: usual of the time. We like right as you and
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  Speaker 1: here's our fearless leader to take us home with closing remarks.
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  Speaker 7: Today, I just want to pose a question because I
• 1:19:12
  Speaker 7: try to find different ways to motivate people. As I
• 1:19:19
  Speaker 7: asked God to help me find new ways.
• 1:19:24
  Speaker 8: Today, I just decided to try this.
• 1:19:26
  Speaker 7: I just want to ask you a series of questions
• 1:19:28
  Speaker 7: because I'm just trying to get everybody to get to
• 1:19:31
  Speaker 7: moving towards their dreams. I'm just trying to get everybody
• 1:19:34
  Speaker 7: to get started on the pathway of accomplishing your visions
• 1:19:39
  Speaker 7: and your goals and your dreams. It's going to take
• 1:19:42
  Speaker 7: some action, though. You know, you can't just want something.
• 1:19:45
  Speaker 7: Have you ever heard people say if you want something
• 1:19:48
  Speaker 7: bad enough, it'll happen. That's not true, that's.
• 1:19:53
  Speaker 8: So not true.
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  Speaker 7: Do you know how many times you've actually wanted something
• 1:19:58
  Speaker 7: really bad and didn't get it. I don't know who
• 1:20:03
  Speaker 7: said that. Why they tell people that if you want
• 1:20:06
  Speaker 7: something bad enough, it'll really happen. It can happen, No,
• 1:20:09
  Speaker 7: it won't. It requires an action. Faith without works is dead.
• 1:20:14
  Speaker 7: If you don't do anything, you can't stop expecting to
• 1:20:18
  Speaker 7: get everything. If you don't do anything, you can stop
• 1:20:22
  Speaker 7: expecting to get everything. Now, God is going to give
• 1:20:25
  Speaker 7: all of us some grace in spite of our shortcomings
• 1:20:29
  Speaker 7: and lack of effort. He will give all of us
• 1:20:31
  Speaker 7: some grace, and we'll all get some things that we
• 1:20:34
  Speaker 7: really don't deserve. You know, it just provides us breaks.
• 1:20:39
  Speaker 7: But in those breaks, he's trying to sustain you, just
• 1:20:41
  Speaker 7: to get you to say, wow, man, if I had
• 1:20:44
  Speaker 7: just done a little bit more of what could I
• 1:20:45
  Speaker 7: have had or if I had done a little bit
• 1:20:48
  Speaker 7: more of what could have happened. So my question today
• 1:20:51
  Speaker 7: for you is just I'm asking you a series of
• 1:20:55
  Speaker 7: very very simple questions, maybe.
• 1:20:56
  Speaker 8: Four or five.
• 1:20:58
  Speaker 7: You're waiting for what? Tell me what is it you're
• 1:21:02
  Speaker 7: waiting for? Because oftentimes when I talk to people, I
• 1:21:06
  Speaker 7: get some responses that just throw me off, you know,
• 1:21:10
  Speaker 7: because you're waiting for what. What is it going to
• 1:21:14
  Speaker 7: take to get you started? What is the motivation? What
• 1:21:20
  Speaker 7: is the button? What is the trigger that fires you
• 1:21:24
  Speaker 7: to get going to move in towards your dreams and visions?
• 1:21:28
  Speaker 7: You're waiting for what? I don't understand. Are you perfectly
• 1:21:32
  Speaker 7: comfortable where you are right now? Have you decided and
• 1:21:37
  Speaker 7: settled in that this is it for me? Have you
• 1:21:42
  Speaker 7: gotten tired of waking up and asking the question, Wow,
• 1:21:45
  Speaker 7: it's got to be more to my life than this.
• 1:21:49
  Speaker 13: What?
• 1:21:49
  Speaker 7: Have you just gotten tired of that and you don't
• 1:21:51
  Speaker 7: want to deal with it no more? So you just
• 1:21:53
  Speaker 7: decided what that, You're just gonna lock in like where
• 1:21:57
  Speaker 7: I am. It's cool, all right with that? Let me
• 1:22:02
  Speaker 7: ask you another question. Have all the ducks ever lined
• 1:22:06
  Speaker 7: up in a row? Because if that's what you're waiting for,
• 1:22:12
  Speaker 7: let me just ask you, has it ever been set there?
• 1:22:16
  Speaker 7: While I see how exactly, step by step, I'm gonna
• 1:22:19
  Speaker 7: get down and get that everything is perfect. I'm gonna
• 1:22:21
  Speaker 7: start now. If you're waiting on the perfect time to start,
• 1:22:26
  Speaker 7: you may never start, because there is no such a
• 1:22:28
  Speaker 7: thing as the perfect time.
• 1:22:31
  Speaker 8: The perfect time is now. That's the perfect time.
• 1:22:37
  Speaker 7: If you're waiting on something else to happen, it probably
• 1:22:39
  Speaker 7: ain't gonna happen because you gotta figure like this, Suppose
• 1:22:42
  Speaker 7: it don't happen what you're gonna do, then she just
• 1:22:46
  Speaker 7: gotta come to that conclusion. Suppose it don't happen what
• 1:22:49
  Speaker 7: you're gonna do. Then suppose you don't get the degree
• 1:22:51
  Speaker 7: what you're gonna do, then you're gonna fail. Suppose you
• 1:22:55
  Speaker 7: don't get that job that you got your eyes on.
• 1:22:57
  Speaker 7: So you don't get that job, So now what you
• 1:22:59
  Speaker 7: unemployed the rest of your life because you didn't meet
• 1:23:04
  Speaker 7: that deadline. You can't make another one you're waiting for.
• 1:23:10
  Speaker 7: What what's it gonna take to get your started? Have
• 1:23:15
  Speaker 7: your ducks ever all lined up in a row?
• 1:23:17
  Speaker 8: The answer is no. The perfect time to start is now.
• 1:23:22
  Speaker 8: Let me ask you this question.
• 1:23:23
  Speaker 7: Does it appear to be getting any closer even though
• 1:23:27
  Speaker 7: you're not moving towards it?
• 1:23:30
  Speaker 8: Uh? Oh?
• 1:23:32
  Speaker 7: Does it appear to be getting any closer even though
• 1:23:37
  Speaker 7: you're not moving towards it? The answer is no, it's
• 1:23:44
  Speaker 7: not getting closer because you're not walking towards anything. If
• 1:23:49
  Speaker 7: you don't walk towards something, please stop expecting it to
• 1:23:53
  Speaker 7: get closer.
• 1:23:54
  Speaker 11: It will not happen. Success is not a magic trick.
• 1:24:00
  Speaker 11: It's a series of steps that people take over and
• 1:24:03
  Speaker 11: over and over and over, and in spite of what happens,
• 1:24:07
  Speaker 11: they take those steps.
• 1:24:08
  Speaker 8: Anyway. Does it appear to be getting closer even though
• 1:24:13
  Speaker 8: you're not moving towards it? It's probably not.
• 1:24:18
  Speaker 7: But could that be why you're not getting what you
• 1:24:22
  Speaker 7: want because you ain't moving towards nothing?
• 1:24:27
  Speaker 8: Last question? Could it be that you just don't want
• 1:24:31
  Speaker 8: anything more? Maybe that's it.
• 1:24:36
  Speaker 7: Maybe you don't quit wanting a new car, Maybe you
• 1:24:40
  Speaker 7: don't quit want in a bigger house. Maybe you don't
• 1:24:42
  Speaker 7: quit wanting that second home. Maybe you quit wanting to
• 1:24:46
  Speaker 7: open up a business. Is it that you just don't
• 1:24:50
  Speaker 7: want anymore? Just answer to these questions. Now, let me
• 1:24:54
  Speaker 7: tell you all of y'all. Some put God in your
• 1:24:57
  Speaker 7: life and it can change all it is. Go to
• 1:25:00
  Speaker 7: God and ask God to strengthen you. You can go
• 1:25:03
  Speaker 7: to God right now and ask God to give you
• 1:25:07
  Speaker 7: the desires of your heart, but enable you with the
• 1:25:10
  Speaker 7: character to make them come true. Ask God to strengthen
• 1:25:14
  Speaker 7: your character. Ask him to strengthen your will, Ask him
• 1:25:19
  Speaker 7: to strengthen your sticktuitiveness.
• 1:25:22
  Speaker 8: Ask God for his help because God is going to
• 1:25:27
  Speaker 8: make your dream come true. Business. Those are my closing
• 1:25:30
  Speaker 8: remarks today.
• 1:25:31
  Speaker 1: Drop it, Baby, drop it.
• 1:25:32
  Speaker 6: Those were good outstands.
• 1:25:35
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• 1:25:54
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