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J Has Kid's Comedy Program - 09.19.17 · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Y'all know what time to y'all don't know y'all bag
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  Speaker 1: all sung looking back to back down, giving a mong
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  Speaker 1: like the moking buck bus things and it's tub y'all
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  Speaker 1: to me true good to Steve hud Yeah, listen to
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  Speaker 1: me together for still farther quickly to listen. Mony, don't
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  Speaker 1: you join Yeah by joint being men. You gotta turn
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  Speaker 1: hurting them go. Yeah, you gotta turn. Won't the turn
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  Speaker 1: the time you lovey got to turn out to turn
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  Speaker 1: the water the water? Comey, come on your back at it.
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  Speaker 1: Uh huh, I shall will a good morning everybody. You're
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  Speaker 1: listening to the voice, come on dig me now, one
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  Speaker 1: and only Steve Harley got a radio show today. I
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  Speaker 1: want to just share something with you. Um along your way,
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  Speaker 1: um to wherever it is you're trying to get to.
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  Speaker 1: You know, every everybody has a different definition for success,
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  Speaker 1: and I'm not I'm not here to tell you what
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  Speaker 1: yours should be. I mean, please pursue whatever you think success.
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  Speaker 1: He is aim as high as you can though. Uh,
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  Speaker 1: that's for sure. My father used to say all the time.
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  Speaker 1: I'm sure you all have heard it in different variations,
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  Speaker 1: but he used to always say aim for the moon.
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  Speaker 1: Just in case you miss, you'll still be amongst the stars.
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  Speaker 1: Just say that to me all the time. So that
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  Speaker 1: always was in me to aim high. Now he wasn't
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  Speaker 1: say and aim with the intent to miss. He was
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  Speaker 1: just saying, aim in case you miss, You're still amongst
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  Speaker 1: the stars if you aim for the moon. But if
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  Speaker 1: you just aim for that first flow wind and you
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  Speaker 1: miss it, you know, usually run into some type of
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  Speaker 1: wall and nothing happens. You slither down. But a lot
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  Speaker 1: of times I think along the way, folks, you know,
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  Speaker 1: we just don't understand what all it takes, and so
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  Speaker 1: we give up along the way. But there's a couple
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  Speaker 1: of things I want you to prepare yourself for. You know.
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  Speaker 1: In my book, act like a lady, think like a man.
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  Speaker 1: I told her people that men love three ways. They profess,
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  Speaker 1: they provide, they protect, and that's the core essence of
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  Speaker 1: a man's love. Well, there's some other peas in life too.
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  Speaker 1: And uh now, the number one thing you have to
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  Speaker 1: understand about trying to be successful. And I guess I
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  Speaker 1: call this the four piece. I may come up with
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  Speaker 1: five along the way. I don't know. I'm just talking
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  Speaker 1: as it's given to me, So I'm gonna summer start
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  Speaker 1: by saying, as these are the four pieas of uh
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  Speaker 1: success that you have to get ready for it. Number
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  Speaker 1: one is pressure, pure pressure. Being successful is just pressure.
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  Speaker 1: A lot of it is applied by the circumstance of
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  Speaker 1: what you're trying to go for, what you're trying to do,
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  Speaker 1: but a lot of it also is self imposed pressure.
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  Speaker 1: It's um it's it's what you put on yourself to
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  Speaker 1: make it. It's it's a sense of urgency, it's it's
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  Speaker 1: a sense of necessity. But pressure is the first thing
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  Speaker 1: I want you to be ready for. And pressure came
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  Speaker 1: is in a lot of different forms, but it's gonna
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  Speaker 1: be pressured. As an old saying the pressure bus to pipe. See,
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  Speaker 1: that's why most people turn around because of the pressure
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  Speaker 1: of trying to be successful. I want you to get
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  Speaker 1: it in your mind that it is going to be
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  Speaker 1: a pressurized situation on your rise to the top. Pressure wise,
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  Speaker 1: it's gonna be pressure. It's gonna be difficult to do.
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  Speaker 1: It's gonna be moments when it seems like it's real heavy.
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  Speaker 1: It's gonna be moments man, when it feel like you're
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  Speaker 1: gonna burst us. All comes from pressure pressure buster pipe pressure.
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  Speaker 1: But understand that that is what it is, is not
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  Speaker 1: going to change. That's it. Prepare yourself, get ready for
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  Speaker 1: there to be pressure. The second thing I want you
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  Speaker 1: to understand is when you receive this pressure, you have
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  Speaker 1: to persist. You got to stay at it. You got
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  Speaker 1: to develop a doggedness. Has Ah. There's a song who says,
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  Speaker 1: why must I feel like that? Why must I chase
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  Speaker 1: the cat? Nothing but the dog in me? That's a
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  Speaker 1: funny line in that song because really I was thinking
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  Speaker 1: about it one day. I was humming it and and
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  Speaker 1: and it, and it occurred to me, said, why must
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  Speaker 1: I feel like that? Why must I chase the cat?
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  Speaker 1: Nothing but the dog and me? And you know, now
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  Speaker 1: you could take it into literal sense that the cat
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  Speaker 1: chases the dog because it's innately is in his spirit
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  Speaker 1: that cats and dogs are a lot of times enemies.
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  Speaker 1: Now people have pets and help proven that if you
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  Speaker 1: show love on both sides, they can exist. And that
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  Speaker 1: happens too. But naturally innately, when your cat goes by
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  Speaker 1: a dog and your dog don't recognize him, that's some
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  Speaker 1: balling going on. I'm talking. I just walking through the
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  Speaker 1: neighborhood or something. So. But the reason that this dog's
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  Speaker 1: so persistent towards this cat's just cause it's in him.
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  Speaker 1: It's innately in him. And what I'm saying to you,
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  Speaker 1: just using that as an analogy, is that you got
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  Speaker 1: to be you got to be persistent in that. You
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  Speaker 1: got to develop some dog in you now, because pressure
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  Speaker 1: take some fighting back. See if you don't fight back
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  Speaker 1: against pressure, pressure buster pipes, So what you're think it
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  Speaker 1: will do to you? Pressure, crack walls, pressure calls, explosions.
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  Speaker 1: So if you don't fight back to hold it in,
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  Speaker 1: you understand pressure does most people in the simple thing
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  Speaker 1: called pressure, the weight of what it feels like to
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  Speaker 1: want to be successful every single day, over and over
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  Speaker 1: and over and over and over. It's just too much pressure.
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  Speaker 1: People crack. You got to persist. You have to persist.
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  Speaker 1: You can the thought of giving up can come, but
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  Speaker 1: you gotta get it out. You gotta persist. The next
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  Speaker 1: thing I want you to think about, there's another something
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  Speaker 1: that I've been thinking about for years and learn for years.
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  Speaker 1: It's called perseverance. See, to persist means to to to
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  Speaker 1: to to insist, keyword in insist and persistence insists. You must,
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  Speaker 1: you must insist that this is going to happen. Now,
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  Speaker 1: the persist I'm assuming means it's a pro action. It's
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  Speaker 1: some type of pro action that you go towards it
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  Speaker 1: to make it. You know, persist, You gotta be persistent.
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  Speaker 1: You gotta be constantly at insisting that it happens. You
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  Speaker 1: gotta be constantly at it. But the next thing I
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  Speaker 1: want you to remember is perseverance. Perseverance is important. Perseverance
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  Speaker 1: means that when you've done your best, when you've persisted,
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  Speaker 1: when you're fighting back against the pressure. Perseverance simply means
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna I'm gonna hang in here now. I'm going
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  Speaker 1: to hang in here when if if a crack come
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  Speaker 1: into pipe, I'm gonna hang in there. If the pipe bust,
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna keep going. If I gotta put duct take
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  Speaker 1: silly glue, bondo mud, whatever I got to put on
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  Speaker 1: this thing, man, I'm gonna use perseverance. I'm going to
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  Speaker 1: stay with it no matter what. So we're looking at
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  Speaker 1: the three things again. You've got to understand that it's
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  Speaker 1: gonna be pressure that you're gonna have to persist. Keyword
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  Speaker 1: and persistence Insist you have to insist that no matter
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  Speaker 1: what the pressure is, I'm gonna stay with it. But
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  Speaker 1: then perseverance if it goes wrong. Man, you got to
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  Speaker 1: get in there and keep fighting. But then, Lord her Mercy,
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  Speaker 1: nothing helps you handle the three peas better than the
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  Speaker 1: fourth p You got to pray. You got to use prayer.
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  Speaker 1: You gotta talk to God. You gotta use faith. You
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  Speaker 1: gotta have some conferences with him late at night, early
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  Speaker 1: in the morning, in the middle of the afternoon, when
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  Speaker 1: you own the train, when you're driving. You got to
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  Speaker 1: talk to God. Man, you gotta get yourself some help
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  Speaker 1: along the way. Nothing is bigger than prayer. There is
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  Speaker 1: nothing bigger than prayer. Prayer will help you overcome the pressure.
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  Speaker 1: Prayer will help you stay persistent, and Lord her Mercy,
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  Speaker 1: prayer will help you persevere them is the foe pas
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  Speaker 1: that just came to me today. God gave it to me.
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  Speaker 1: I'm passing it on you lady till me far of gowns.
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  Speaker 1: Everybody from around the world is listening to the Steve
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  Speaker 1: of that Martyn show, the Greatest Morning showing the world.
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  Speaker 1: This show this morning is dedicated to all shot people. Wow,
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  Speaker 1: and I don't really have a measurement of any kind.
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  Speaker 1: But if you've ever been called short, this is a
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  Speaker 1: big day for you. You'll hit it, or big day
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  Speaker 1: for you. Congratulations. Some of my best friends have been short.
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  Speaker 1: Some of the most famous people in the world have
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  Speaker 1: been short. Some of the richest men in the world.
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  Speaker 1: I know it's short. Some of the finest chicks I've
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  Speaker 1: ever seen been short. So this is for short people
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  Speaker 1: that ain't got no dawn problem with it. Yeah, shut
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  Speaker 1: your tall ass up talking to me. Man, When you're
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  Speaker 1: tall and you ugly, it's a lot more like happening. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I'd rather be shot milk. Yeah that way. Just get
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  Speaker 1: it over with. I'm right here, that's it. And you
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  Speaker 1: gotta look at me all up and down, six six
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  Speaker 1: and you put a lot of thought into this. No,
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  Speaker 1: I have it. I'm really going just off the top,
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  Speaker 1: going good morning, Steve, with your doing. You know, I'm
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  Speaker 1: six too, that's crazy. I was six feet in high school,
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  Speaker 1: six one in college. When I left college, I grew
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  Speaker 1: in m Yeah. So you're six too. Yeah, and uh
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  Speaker 1: overweight then, you know, dealing with No, I am not well,
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  Speaker 1: I mean I'm overweight, remarkably tatrically, You're not over Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I mean no, No, I'm overweight. I'm not as overweighted
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  Speaker 1: as Matt used to be or many people. I've been
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  Speaker 1: as high as I think I've been as high as
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  Speaker 1: two hundred and fifty. You or four don't have a
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  Speaker 1: breathing of an overweight I've been down to the golden crab.
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  Speaker 1: You don't have it at all. He doesn't have what
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  Speaker 1: I would like to eat something today that you're not
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  Speaker 1: supposed to have. The cheap No, I might make it. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I can't. You know, I can't eat just healthy all
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  Speaker 1: the time. It's just some stuff I want. Like Marjorie
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  Speaker 1: went and special order, but you had to order the
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  Speaker 1: whole tub from Baskin Robberts. You had to order the
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  Speaker 1: whole tub. You couldn't just order a pint or nothing
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  Speaker 1: like that. So she ordered the whole tub of black
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  Speaker 1: wallnut ice cream. Oh, which is very hard to get.
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  Speaker 1: You had to order the whole tug. Had to order
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  Speaker 1: the whole tub. How do you know that we never
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  Speaker 1: knew that the whole tub of ice cream? It's just
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  Speaker 1: ice cream. I'm sorry, but the whole tub? Was that
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  Speaker 1: a rich moment? Yeah? I was just thinking. But because
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  Speaker 1: when I go down to the show. It just ain't
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  Speaker 1: black wall. You don't order a whole only when I
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  Speaker 1: go down there. I'm just I'm just sampling. Let me
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  Speaker 1: try that little spoon. Yeah, you know what. You know,
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  Speaker 1: I hate when I'm on vacation to ask them for
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  Speaker 1: a sample or something because they always seem a little yeah.
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  Speaker 1: So I don't like want of them, you know. So
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  Speaker 1: I just try to pick what I'm gonna pick because
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  Speaker 1: I don't want you little attitude with my damn ice cream,
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  Speaker 1: because ice cream is a special moment. Can't wait, we
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  Speaker 1: got so I might help me some black walnut ice cream. Hey, y'all,
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  Speaker 1: thirty something funny coming up, y'all, hanging up. We've got
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  Speaker 1: a good show for you. We've got a couple of
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  Speaker 1: foods here, absolutely right. You're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show. Alright,
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  Speaker 1: coming up, Well, it's time, it's something funny. It's here
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  Speaker 1: right now. Junior started kicking it off with the Junior's
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  Speaker 1: truth be told, and we're gonna do something called black
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  Speaker 1: exploit phrases. All right after Junior, listen, Um, y'all, you
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  Speaker 1: can't just tell y'all something. What's that? Y'all? Pray for me.
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  Speaker 1: I know, y'all, do ya, No, I got some words
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  Speaker 1: that truth be told. When you move in with somebody,
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  Speaker 1: you need all their medical information too. I didn't found
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  Speaker 1: out that I might not be the sikest person in
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  Speaker 1: my I need y'all pray for me. I love my
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  Speaker 1: boy be, but I didn't know that he was sick too.
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  Speaker 1: First of all, I'm not used to rescue it. I'm
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  Speaker 1: used to being rescued now. I can't sleep now because
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  Speaker 1: he got a medical condition that I just found out about.
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  Speaker 1: Two Yeah, I don't say what it been like this.
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  Speaker 1: He looks so healthy. Yeah, thats what I thought. But man,
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  Speaker 1: when I walk around the house up, I can't sleep
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  Speaker 1: because you sick, scared? I can't say a lot. He
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  Speaker 1: got sleep deep man? What they called it on sleep
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  Speaker 1: sleep something? I thought it would sleep deep. I don't
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  Speaker 1: know no metal pretty much. It's like when you sleep mad. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I'm over him. I keep walking in the room two
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  Speaker 1: thirty three phones, checking on touching him, put my hand
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  Speaker 1: on yeah, all that type stuff. I gotta do all that.
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  Speaker 1: I ain't sleeping date because you know what, man, have
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  Speaker 1: you found that? You know there's people that sleep and
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  Speaker 1: they stopped breathing when they that's that's what they got.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know. That's what they called Let's sleep app
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  Speaker 1: that's called sleep stopping. It's good, let's sleep sleep stopping.
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  Speaker 1: Buy y'all got something, damn it? Thank you? Yeah? I know.
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  Speaker 1: And it's hard though for women to want to just
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  Speaker 1: you know, and then but women are so nurtured. I
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  Speaker 1: can take kids. Women don't do that once. I find
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  Speaker 1: that if I knew you had died beats and you
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  Speaker 1: had six when I first hired, y'all really passionate. But
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  Speaker 1: I'm not. I don't want to be when it happened.
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  Speaker 1: I don't. I don't want nothing to help before and
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  Speaker 1: we had sick you wouldn't have had me know, have
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  Speaker 1: you ever been no, Yes, I'll take that back, yes,
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  Speaker 1: right there, So he could happen twice what I can't
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  Speaker 1: be around And now we got the kids, big as
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  Speaker 1: tell tell tell ja what happens when you're in the hospital, Junior,
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  Speaker 1: and you hear from it's the shortest conversation we've ever
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  Speaker 1: man to other phones. It's going click by prayer man
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  Speaker 1: like he told you a prayer to hang up God,
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  Speaker 1: bless man, Jesus. Well you don't know. Did he's out Jay,
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  Speaker 1: But at least you know he called. It was when
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  Speaker 1: I when I if I was to get sick, he'd called.
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  Speaker 1: I know he'd called. Like it wouldn't be like an
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  Speaker 1: uplifting call, be like, get your sick ass over here. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: but I know, yeah, it'd be like something like that.
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  Speaker 1: Lets you know he cares. I don't. I don't do good.
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  Speaker 1: You don't show it. I don't do good with sick people. Man,
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  Speaker 1: I'm not like I couldn't be a nurse or a caregiver.
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  Speaker 1: Not that like if I rolled you out in the street,
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  Speaker 1: I'll come and pick you up and there and you're
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  Speaker 1: talking crazy to me. I did walk off? Leave your
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  Speaker 1: wheelchair out on the side your bedside, man, of definitely
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  Speaker 1: would be good. But I think Steve actually coming there
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  Speaker 1: and snatched the button, not your hand, and I'm plugging
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  Speaker 1: out to walk. They're gonna keep calling me in it.
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  Speaker 1: You need to get some sleep. I might trying to
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  Speaker 1: red I got paid moork do with my desk. You
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  Speaker 1: is ringing and dawn, But yeah, glad we're mostly healthy
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  Speaker 1: on this show. He cares. But you just ain't gonna
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  Speaker 1: see that. No, you ain't gonna you ain't see that
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  Speaker 1: your room gonna be paid for everything. Ain't gonna take
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  Speaker 1: you out. You don't know, Oh dog, I'll cover your
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  Speaker 1: room off everything. How much you need tay all your
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  Speaker 1: medical business I got you. Ain't coming down. Come down
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  Speaker 1: because I don't like the smell. Man. When I was
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  Speaker 1: in the hospital, it was not tritty. No, it's not nice.
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  Speaker 1: Because I was in that yearfold last. You know, I
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  Speaker 1: had walking pneumonia and I went in and the night
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  Speaker 1: that I checked in, I was on my show. Man.
• 19:40
  Speaker 1: I was just shivering, man, and the producers came out said, Mr.
• 19:43
  Speaker 1: Do you realize that you're on camera shaking? So I
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  Speaker 1: can't stop. Man, I don't know what's wrong. So I
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  Speaker 1: went in the room and then the dude came in there,
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  Speaker 1: eat some bread. You went in the room, and then
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  Speaker 1: a dressing room Nutritions came in said eat some read
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  Speaker 1: some ribbery, and I'm in eating breadbody said, hey, man,
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  Speaker 1: I think we should call his wife. Marger came in
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  Speaker 1: my dressing room, took one look at me and said,
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  Speaker 1: call it ambulance and get my husband to the hospital.
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  Speaker 1: They said, Ms Harvard, he just needs a blanket. She said,
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  Speaker 1: who are you. He said, you don't know my husband.
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  Speaker 1: I've been looking at him for years. I'm wrong with
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  Speaker 1: my husband. They took me to the hospital. Man margin
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  Speaker 1: that talking to people. They got me a room. That
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  Speaker 1: doctor came in. They did the blood work, Mr Harvi,
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  Speaker 1: you a walking pneumonia we have. This is a bad
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  Speaker 1: case you have. We have your room for ten days.
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  Speaker 1: This is a Friday evening on Sunday morning. On Sunday morning,
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  Speaker 1: I was going to the house. He came in on
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  Speaker 1: Sunday morning with my child. He said, I have no
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  Speaker 1: idea what happened. My mother in law got this woman
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  Speaker 1: that's a prayer warrior, came up there and laid hands
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  Speaker 1: and prayed for me, like Sunday morning. I went on,
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  Speaker 1: let me tell you something. They had my room for
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  Speaker 1: ten days. What are y'all Doing's the matter? What y'all talk?
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  Speaker 1: A bunch of children that was junior, that was just
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  Speaker 1: like two badass kids. We're over here talking trying to
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  Speaker 1: do this show, and y'all live holding paper. One can't
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  Speaker 1: neither one of your right? Google? Are we five and six? Now?
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  Speaker 1: Kids don't don't talk to me? What not means? And
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  Speaker 1: it's the two sick before on the show over here,
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  Speaker 1: trained medical information told y'all, man, if I knew y'all
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  Speaker 1: was sick in the high y'alls told you this was
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  Speaker 1: a good idea. Now we're over here talking over here,
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  Speaker 1: passing prescriptions and they can't read the right you want
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  Speaker 1: to try, can't try yours? And part got sick or
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  Speaker 1: sale at ease that Let me just say that we'll
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  Speaker 1: be right backs you. Lord, you'll probably help. You're listening
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  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey morning out coming up next? Uh, nephew, Tommy's
• 22:03
  Speaker 1: running that prank back? What is it? Uncle? At just
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  Speaker 1: play because I don't care. Hello, Hello, I'm trying to
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  Speaker 1: reach it. Can you hear me? Yes, I'm trying to
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  Speaker 1: reach Anastasia. This is she? How are you doing? Listen?
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  Speaker 1: I'm Glee and the lifeguard over here at the pool
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  Speaker 1: here in the apartment complex. Yes, do you have a
• 22:30
  Speaker 1: you have a son named yes? Sir? Is everything all right? Uh? Yeah? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: everything is fine. I mean a quick question, man, we
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  Speaker 1: got a situation here with what's we're not we're not
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  Speaker 1: gonna be allowed to uh let him swim here at
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  Speaker 1: the pool and the complex anymore? What we got him
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  Speaker 1: from me? Your son? I mean He swims there pretty
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  Speaker 1: much every every every other day. You know, I'm always
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  Speaker 1: here seeing him swim. But it seems like, you know,
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  Speaker 1: we've been trying to figure out who it is your
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  Speaker 1: your fun keep peeing in the pool pool ma'am. I
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  Speaker 1: don't want to get into it with you, your son,
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  Speaker 1: And we finally narrowed it down. Your son is the
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  Speaker 1: one that's pining in the pool every day, and you
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  Speaker 1: know it's really a bad thing. Uh. We can't continue
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  Speaker 1: to keep letting them come over here. We gotta ban
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  Speaker 1: him from the pool. My son don't pool. We ain't
• 23:24
  Speaker 1: nashed it like this. Did you check that he's gonna
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: say it's my thumb and in the pool? Well, your
• 23:30
  Speaker 1: son is the one to be making faces and stuff,
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  Speaker 1: and I know that's what he's doing here in their pin.
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  Speaker 1: Your son is the one that's pin making faces. He'd
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  Speaker 1: be making faces, so I know here and their peace
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  Speaker 1: I got to do with you should be making faces.
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  Speaker 1: Come to something you're gonna saying in the pool making face.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not gonna go back lasting like that. I teach
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  Speaker 1: my kids better than that. He ain't been a pool later.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not gonna all I'm saying is he can't come
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: over here and swim anymore. He's bad from the pool
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  Speaker 1: until we rectify this problem not paying. When he's gonna
• 24:04
  Speaker 1: be in the pool and we all pool, we are
• 24:08
  Speaker 1: gonna be there. And that's a mind made of fact.
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  Speaker 1: I'm saying, I'm kids to the pool. No, we're not
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  Speaker 1: a man. I'm not gonna city and go back and
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  Speaker 1: forth with you all. I'm trying to tell you it
• 24:16
  Speaker 1: was just right here. Your son has been peeing in
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: the pool. My boss wants me to bear him. If
• 24:22
  Speaker 1: he's not the one, then we will allow him to
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: come back later. But right now with singling people out
• 24:27
  Speaker 1: and your sons, you know, it just seems like he's
• 24:30
  Speaker 1: the one that's doing it. What's your name? Was? My
• 24:33
  Speaker 1: name is Glen. I'm glean in the lifeguard. That's who
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: I am. Now what's your real name? Then? What that
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: I'm supposed to be calling? You ain't got a little
• 24:41
  Speaker 1: bit this call of my I'm talking about myself, No fool,
• 24:45
  Speaker 1: how you neverthing to get I'm not at liberty to
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: give my last name. The bottom line is we can't
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  Speaker 1: in the bottom what but she like me to come,
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  Speaker 1: but you can't give me all the money. Okay, listen,
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  Speaker 1: I'm not All I'm supposed to do is call you
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  Speaker 1: and you know that we're banned in your son from
• 25:01
  Speaker 1: getting in the pool. What you're talking about, You can't
• 25:05
  Speaker 1: banning my father dreading the life board. Get a real
• 25:09
  Speaker 1: job or summer job. Do you got a job and
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  Speaker 1: call him? You said you know what. You ain't goody
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  Speaker 1: and you can't stop nobody's come next pool and we're
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: gonna be damn though tomorrow again. And if you did
• 25:23
  Speaker 1: you do your job to clean it. Man, let me
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: say this to you. If your son comes to the
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  Speaker 1: pool tomorrow and get in the pool, I'm snatching your
• 25:32
  Speaker 1: son out of the pool. I'm less you running. I
• 25:35
  Speaker 1: wish you word because you don't need a lifeguard trying
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: a pool. I wish you would. What what kind of problem?
• 25:43
  Speaker 1: Open At ten o'clock, we're gonna be there nine start today.
• 25:47
  Speaker 1: You got me up, come out. You gonna snatch my
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: son out of pool? You know mine? Everybody pool? Yeah?
• 25:56
  Speaker 1: Mine liked The problem is what I've heard. It's been
• 25:59
  Speaker 1: sing it out all the other kids, appointing us and
• 26:02
  Speaker 1: saying he's the one that's doing it. Your son is
• 26:04
  Speaker 1: the one that's being you. He's clear and whatever whatever.
• 26:09
  Speaker 1: For right now, all I'm asking is is keep your
• 26:12
  Speaker 1: son away from the pool for the next two weeks.
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  Speaker 1: If we found out that it's not him, will allow
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  Speaker 1: him to come back. Okay, ain't me. He ain't saying
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  Speaker 1: over pool for two weeks. And if you do, he's
• 26:21
  Speaker 1: gonna come back and do for most pool. I'm just
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: having a whole two weeks and go back to that.
• 26:27
  Speaker 1: Come about my son to cool. You can tell you
• 26:29
  Speaker 1: about his face. You said what you said, you find
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  Speaker 1: me life, you watch then the pool. You know you
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: must not know what you're talking to. I will be
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: there and as a model me and I don't fight
• 26:44
  Speaker 1: my kids and they don't the pool too. Don't bring
• 26:48
  Speaker 1: it a little kids go without getting him in the pool.
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: Let me tell you something. Don't you bring them kids
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: over there and bring in the pool. No, none of
• 26:54
  Speaker 1: your children. I don't give it. And what you say,
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: you don't run get really no, lady, listen, lady, I'm
• 27:03
  Speaker 1: not gonna go continue to go back and forth. I
• 27:05
  Speaker 1: got one more thing I need to say to you
• 27:06
  Speaker 1: what I'm done. I'm gray. One more thing that I'm done.
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: You ain't got to say to me, I do I
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  Speaker 1: want to saying. I do need to say to you
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  Speaker 1: what you're about to say to me. I need to
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: say this. This is left you Tommy from the Steve
• 27:18
  Speaker 1: Harby Morning Show. You just got Frank from your home board.
• 27:25
  Speaker 1: You hello, o kid, look at man, look it up
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  Speaker 1: timing doctor man. You wout to get this right this? Yeah,
• 27:42
  Speaker 1: I played too much. Yeah, I know you gonna played
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  Speaker 1: too black little place for nothing. I'm walking towards now.
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  Speaker 1: I thought you was coming to the pool tomorrow. I
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  Speaker 1: was coming to the office today and they stay. It
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  Speaker 1: was opening the poecot. I'll to tell me, I don't
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  Speaker 1: come my fos by myself. Then too was for the
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  Speaker 1: common Now take care of them kids, baby. I got
• 28:05
  Speaker 1: one more thing. I got to ask you, what is
• 28:07
  Speaker 1: the baddest radio show in the land. All right, that's
• 28:17
  Speaker 1: very ignorant. What can you stay after that? What can
• 28:21
  Speaker 1: you say? Just watch yourself while you're like, while you're
• 28:25
  Speaker 1: on tour with Mama's Boy. Please out there out there
• 28:33
  Speaker 1: for sure? So have you calmed down? Mr Harvey? I'm fine,
• 28:39
  Speaker 1: I say, Remember, I'm I two six stands. That's different.
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: I can't believe he said. He went behind me because
• 28:49
  Speaker 1: I had figs. But and you know what, you know
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: how he goes to the stage every when he passes out,
• 28:55
  Speaker 1: we get the biggest finger by the door and he
• 28:58
  Speaker 1: knocks on the door from state and it leans in
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  Speaker 1: and get you know, you think you good job than
• 29:05
  Speaker 1: you but sick. And when we started happened the people
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  Speaker 1: who don't know how we knew he ain't. All the
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  Speaker 1: other writers who you give your friend what you've got
• 29:27
  Speaker 1: your friends, we worried the day we don't get your finger,
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  Speaker 1: nay to day we would. But I'm happy. But I'm
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  Speaker 1: happy that since you guys have been working there, nothing
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  Speaker 1: has happened. No crisis, no nohing, nothing Junior out here
• 29:45
  Speaker 1: it's a lot warm man great great weather. When the
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  Speaker 1: weather change is really cool, it's not good for Junior.
• 29:52
  Speaker 1: And then Jay is right next to the shell who
• 29:56
  Speaker 1: only cooks healthy food. They ain't nothing he can get
• 29:58
  Speaker 1: sick on't you know? I watched j too, But when
• 30:03
  Speaker 1: I see him with a suite, I'm not going at
• 30:05
  Speaker 1: his hand. Yeah, purpose, but you pick it up after Florid, Well,
• 30:12
  Speaker 1: you don't get to be that weighting at old just
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  Speaker 1: letting foods it on the float you got to pick
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  Speaker 1: it up. Got to pick it up. I can't believe
• 30:28
  Speaker 1: you said that. What. Alright, coming up at the top
• 30:32
  Speaker 1: of the hour, miss Anne will be here. A lot
• 30:35
  Speaker 1: of stuff going on in the news and the headlines
• 30:37
  Speaker 1: and everything. She's on top of all of that. Alright,
• 30:40
  Speaker 1: So stick around, we'll be right back. You hit that
• 30:44
  Speaker 1: MS and is coming up. You're listening to the Steve
• 30:47
  Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show. Boy, Oh boy. Days after saying she's
• 30:51
  Speaker 1: retired from politics, Hillary Clinton has let loose in an
• 30:55
  Speaker 1: interview with MSNBC's Rachel Matta. Among other things, yeah, Mrs
• 31:00
  Speaker 1: Clinton says she believes President Trump poses a threat to
• 31:03
  Speaker 1: the country. She said that all during the campaign trail
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: she hasn't changed on that. The former Democratic presidential nominee
• 31:10
  Speaker 1: said Trump and the people around him are a clear
• 31:13
  Speaker 1: and present danger to American democracy and the rule of law.
• 31:17
  Speaker 1: And no, that's not all. She also described Trump as
• 31:20
  Speaker 1: someone who admires the authoritarian leaders, adding that Mr Trump
• 31:25
  Speaker 1: doesn't just admire Russian President Vladimir Putin, but Trump would
• 31:30
  Speaker 1: like to be putent, she says. She also offered that
• 31:33
  Speaker 1: he wants to have a kind of power, that kind
• 31:35
  Speaker 1: of power that Putin has that is largely unaccountable. Yeah.
• 31:40
  Speaker 1: She also said that Trump is someone who doesn't listen,
• 31:43
  Speaker 1: pursues his own interests, and is emotionally reactive. Uh. Speaking
• 31:47
  Speaker 1: of reactive behavior, Amazon is getting a lot of criticism
• 31:51
  Speaker 1: for removing negative reviews of Clinton's new book, It's called
• 31:55
  Speaker 1: What Happened. Amazon has admitted that it removed one star
• 31:59
  Speaker 1: reviews of the object and in a statement that its
• 32:02
  Speaker 1: policy is to remove reviews that violate Amazon's community guidelines.
• 32:06
  Speaker 1: People who buy books on Amazon can post reviews of
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  Speaker 1: one to five stars, with one being, of course the worst.
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  Speaker 1: It was Amazon six best selling non fiction title last week.
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  Speaker 1: It's Amazon. Do you want to take them off the
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  Speaker 1: bad ones? That? That's what they can do. They own
• 32:21
  Speaker 1: it is then, and they don't want anything bad on
• 32:24
  Speaker 1: that athing. You know, it's probably Trump put the review
• 32:27
  Speaker 1: of Trump, you know, I mean the book. Her writing
• 32:33
  Speaker 1: a book is not that big of a deal. I mean,
• 32:35
  Speaker 1: you know, look, the bigger thing is you're not the president,
• 32:39
  Speaker 1: and you're not the president for various reasons. Not Comy
• 32:42
  Speaker 1: may have said something to do with this, but I
• 32:44
  Speaker 1: think the Democrats just made a huge mistake, a huge blunder.
• 32:48
  Speaker 1: In the way they ran the campaign, not what you
• 32:51
  Speaker 1: need to do in order to grow from this. If
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: the Democrats hope to learn anything, is that Mitchell mistake.
• 32:56
  Speaker 1: You can't blame Trump for everything, just like he can't
• 33:00
  Speaker 1: blame Obama for everything, even though he is. But even
• 33:03
  Speaker 1: here's a deal. If you if you point the thing
• 33:06
  Speaker 1: at the Trump is the reason you're not president. He's
• 33:11
  Speaker 1: the president, and you have no you have no chance
• 33:13
  Speaker 1: of growth. The problem is what did the Democrats do wrong?
• 33:17
  Speaker 1: And if the Democrats don't fix it, they're gonna repeat
• 33:20
  Speaker 1: it again. And right now, all we're doing right now
• 33:25
  Speaker 1: is the same thing that the Republicans did when Obama
• 33:29
  Speaker 1: was president. They spent all their time hating everything Obama
• 33:34
  Speaker 1: did and they did not prepare a candidate for the election. Now,
• 33:39
  Speaker 1: guess what we're doing. We're blaming Donald Trump for everything. Oh,
• 33:42
  Speaker 1: he's messing up, but we're blaming him for everything. And
• 33:46
  Speaker 1: guess what, who do you think can run for president
• 33:50
  Speaker 1: of the United States in the next election? Who do
• 33:53
  Speaker 1: you think right now? And if the Democrats don't address that,
• 33:56
  Speaker 1: they're going to run into the exact same thing that
• 33:59
  Speaker 1: the Republicans wound up with. And when they when they
• 34:02
  Speaker 1: set them six team bumbling nothing people up there. Jack
• 34:07
  Speaker 1: Bush was their best shop and nobody wanted another Bush.
• 34:11
  Speaker 1: The boy down there from Florida. Rubio called him a
• 34:15
  Speaker 1: choke artist. That ended his career. Then they took the
• 34:17
  Speaker 1: boy out of Texas. Uh. The pair crew talk about
• 34:22
  Speaker 1: his wife and a damn daddy made a punk out
• 34:26
  Speaker 1: of him, that got rid of him, and then he
• 34:29
  Speaker 1: ended up supporting Trump being cast. They ain't about to
• 34:32
  Speaker 1: put another black and that not after man. Yeah, I
• 34:39
  Speaker 1: can't think of one Democrat off the top of my
• 34:41
  Speaker 1: head right now. So now you know, and that's what
• 34:45
  Speaker 1: they need to start doing. But they're doing the same thing.
• 34:48
  Speaker 1: All they're doing is talking about what this man ain't. Well,
• 34:51
  Speaker 1: we know what he ain't know that they're gonna do him. Yeah,
• 34:58
  Speaker 1: they're gonna do Corey Booker, They're gonna do it. They're
• 35:02
  Speaker 1: gonna do it. He's got to come together now with him.
• 35:05
  Speaker 1: But whoever he is, they're gonna have to go in
• 35:08
  Speaker 1: there with a little bit. I don't even think you
• 35:09
  Speaker 1: gotta have a better record with your personal life now,
• 35:12
  Speaker 1: because if you can say you can grab them and
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  Speaker 1: buy the p and make it to the white house.
• 35:15
  Speaker 1: I'm not on I got introduced. Gentlemen, she's here and trip,
• 35:27
  Speaker 1: thank you, thank you, this is and tried with the news.
• 35:29
  Speaker 1: Folks in Eastern Caribbean find themselves in the path of
• 35:31
  Speaker 1: yet another powerful storm. Her came Maria grew into a
• 35:34
  Speaker 1: Category five overnight just before making landfall on the so
• 35:37
  Speaker 1: called Nature Island, Dominica. Packing one hundred sixty mile for
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  Speaker 1: our winds. Her came re expected to hit Puerto Rico
• 35:43
  Speaker 1: tomorrow before going on to the Dominican Republic. Puerto Rico
• 35:46
  Speaker 1: opened shelters yesterday began dismantedly building cranes and other things
• 35:49
  Speaker 1: that could be toppled by high winds. The National Hurricane
• 35:52
  Speaker 1: Centers Davis Olinsky says preparation is the key. Too early
• 35:56
  Speaker 1: to say exactly where the center will be um so
• 35:59
  Speaker 1: interest in all of the areas that are under hurricane
• 36:02
  Speaker 1: morning and watches should be preparing as if the center
• 36:05
  Speaker 1: might come directly to that. Lancy says Maria should hit
• 36:07
  Speaker 1: Puerto Rico and the Virgin Islands sometime tomorrow morning. President
• 36:10
  Speaker 1: Trump makes his first major speech later today before the
• 36:13
  Speaker 1: UN General Assembly, although it's not fully known what he's
• 36:16
  Speaker 1: going to talk about. He is expected to say something
• 36:18
  Speaker 1: about North Korea and at least expand on something he
• 36:20
  Speaker 1: said yesterday, encourage all Member states to look at ways
• 36:25
  Speaker 1: to take bold stands at the United Nations with an
• 36:28
  Speaker 1: eye towards changing business as usual and not being behold
• 36:33
  Speaker 1: two ways of the past which we're not working. In St. Louis,
• 36:38
  Speaker 1: yesterday there were reports of a protest fourth Day over
• 36:41
  Speaker 1: the clearing of a white X cop and the shooting
• 36:43
  Speaker 1: death of a young black many year Anthony Lamar Smith,
• 36:46
  Speaker 1: shot to death inven And during the trial, prosecutors say
• 36:49
  Speaker 1: Stokely was heard saying quote, I'm gonna kill this mother effa.
• 36:52
  Speaker 1: But Stokely was nevertheless acquitted for the black community. This
• 36:55
  Speaker 1: comes on the heels of the release of another police
• 36:57
  Speaker 1: dash camp, this one in Georgia, where a white Cobb
• 37:00
  Speaker 1: County cops says is her trying to calm a white
• 37:03
  Speaker 1: woman down by who he just pulled over. He wants
• 37:05
  Speaker 1: her to call her friends and let them know she's
• 37:07
  Speaker 1: going to jail. But as you can hear, she's afraid
• 37:09
  Speaker 1: your phone in your Remember we only black people, yeah,
• 37:23
  Speaker 1: black people, right? Yeah. That comment came only four days
• 37:26
  Speaker 1: after a man named philandroper Stile was shot to death
• 37:28
  Speaker 1: black cop in Minnesota, cop who was also eventually acquitted.
• 37:32
  Speaker 1: Today is respect yourself. That's right. Twenty minutes after the hour,
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  Speaker 1: You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Okay, before
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  Speaker 1: we start what you need? Could you could you bring
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  Speaker 1: me in without Steve Harvey? And do you know the
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  Speaker 1: butter because I do, Thank you, Steve. That was great. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Let him just sit over there. Shirley Carlin, good morning.
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  Speaker 1: I have got to tell you about something. What. I
• 38:08
  Speaker 1: have a new I've turned up my new leaf. I'm
• 38:12
  Speaker 1: doing something different. I have a new group. That mean
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  Speaker 1: it's a singing group. It's called five Shower Boys. Oh
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  Speaker 1: my god, listen and we all sing in it's in
• 38:22
  Speaker 1: it's water coming down, I would singing you. It's Felix Sebastian,
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  Speaker 1: Lorenzo Fabian exactly. And our first album is Steamy Souls,
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  Speaker 1: Steamy South. You gotta let me know which one do
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  Speaker 1: you think is a a single. It's gonna either be
• 38:35
  Speaker 1: um rubbing that up, are soaping SuDS or slippery dimpos?
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  Speaker 1: Which one do you like? Boys soaping. My new group
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  Speaker 1: doing hey ja, because you're block you went to the listen.
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  Speaker 1: My new group is called five Shower Boys. We all
• 38:51
  Speaker 1: sing in from the shower because we sound better that way. Anyway.
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  Speaker 1: It's Felix Sebastian, Lorenzo Fabian and myself and the name
• 38:58
  Speaker 1: of the first album is Steam Souls. Okay, so we
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  Speaker 1: have three songs that choose from. That's gonna be our single.
• 39:04
  Speaker 1: Rubbing Up are Soaping, SuDS are Slippery dampol Yeah you
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  Speaker 1: have a question. Yeah, but I don't do a song
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  Speaker 1: just called just getting Naked. We're not nicked. We're just
• 39:18
  Speaker 1: in the shower because we sound better. You're not naked now,
• 39:22
  Speaker 1: not at So you have to get your minds out
• 39:24
  Speaker 1: of the gutter my mind. Five guys in the shower
• 39:30
  Speaker 1: saying lead. It's a big shower, you know. Yeah, I
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  Speaker 1: seen Lee, I don't see no bad cup. I like
• 39:37
  Speaker 1: Slippery Damples. I think you and I could get together,
• 39:40
  Speaker 1: coming on Slippery Dampos do the music of then that's
• 39:47
  Speaker 1: six guys in the shower that Well, you don't have
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  Speaker 1: to be in angry, you don't be what I'm sorry
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  Speaker 1: many people, I just need to help writing the song
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  Speaker 1: slippery Dampers. I don't know that that I could write
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  Speaker 1: for you that. I just need slippery dapper you get
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  Speaker 1: in the shower, anybody say that. Slip fred dimples, It's
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  Speaker 1: that time when you get killed. Dimple slip red, slip
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  Speaker 1: re dimples. It's that time when you get your dimple
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  Speaker 1: slip red. You like it? I love it, slip damp like.
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  Speaker 1: It's that time when you get your dimple slip red.
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  Speaker 1: See that it's gonna be a go. We're gonna work.
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  Speaker 1: We're gonna happen. Butterfly, we have to go. Okay, let
• 40:42
  Speaker 1: me say this. Tommy and I have to go because
• 40:44
  Speaker 1: he has an he has an interview on television here,
• 40:48
  Speaker 1: but I'm gonna probably take over. But anyway, we're in Rochester,
• 40:50
  Speaker 1: New York doing the stage play. Mama, congratulations, congratulations, thank you, slippers.
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  Speaker 1: We have to go. We'll be bag. You're listening to
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  Speaker 1: the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Time for comedy Roulette, Guys, Jason.
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  Speaker 1: wed stop what you got? All right? Here? We go?
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  Speaker 1: who you don't know are broke until the check comes.
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  Speaker 1: Who's that sing? Send the whale cats in the whale?
• 42:13
  Speaker 1: Oh here it is, and look you guy. People who
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  Speaker 1: go from zero to six. Day my lives. Working with
• 42:20
  Speaker 1: somebody like this, let me tell you it is a nightmare.
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  Speaker 1: And then then from Houston. That's all I'm saying. I
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  Speaker 1: ain't talking about the name. They're from Houston. Everything thing
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  Speaker 1: I work with somebody like this also glove you to
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  Speaker 1: South Carolina. Always held boy's just as high as man.
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  Speaker 1: And all I'm saying with in the office just last week,
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  Speaker 1: I said, Man, I'm gonna turn our time car and
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  Speaker 1: he's I'll tell you what. I ain't staying here for
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  Speaker 1: no pay. Don't pay me him. It won't be Steve.
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  Speaker 1: I don't get my damn check. Wow, do you have
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  Speaker 1: one Steve? Person doesn't have to be somebody you work
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  Speaker 1: with sixty Okay, Well, since we're talking about people we
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  Speaker 1: they ain't got no business because you think that they
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  Speaker 1: be okay with everything. You would think that somebody would
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  Speaker 1: hold the dignity with a little bit more stein Donald Trump,
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  Speaker 1: He had a clown shout at another person that wasn't him.
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  Speaker 1: Z Rode six, Donald Trump guy. Yes, all right, we're
• 45:51
  Speaker 1: coming back with the nephew his bright phone call coming
• 45:54
  Speaker 1: up next. You're listening Steve Harvey show coming up in
• 45:59
  Speaker 1: the top of the We're right about four minutes after
• 46:02
  Speaker 1: today's Strawberry letter. You don't want to miss that. But first,
• 46:05
  Speaker 1: it's too much chicken. Yeah, it's the nephew's gone. Yeah. Okay,
• 46:12
  Speaker 1: so again all right, it's prank phone, get it again,
• 46:18
  Speaker 1: all right, coming up next, it's the nephew's prank phone call.
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  Speaker 1: It is Hello today, it's too much Chicken and that
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  Speaker 1: with you. Hello. Hello, I'm trying to reach Jason Police.
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  Speaker 1: It's Jason. Hi, Jason. My name is Remy. I'm calling
• 46:40
  Speaker 1: with bp E t MC as they going, I'm going
• 46:44
  Speaker 1: but with a BT whoever that is b P E
• 46:47
  Speaker 1: t m C. Why. It's an organization we've been around
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  Speaker 1: for the last five years and we're trying to help
• 46:51
  Speaker 1: different things in the black community and wanted to reach
• 46:54
  Speaker 1: out and give you a call and see if you
• 46:55
  Speaker 1: would be on board or help signing a petition that
• 46:58
  Speaker 1: we're gonna have going around with VP E t MC
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  Speaker 1: if you don't mind, Okay, what is it about? Well,
• 47:04
  Speaker 1: b P E t MC, Uh, Jason is uh? Black
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  Speaker 1: people eat too much chicken and what we're trying to
• 47:10
  Speaker 1: do is cut back to beat too much chicken? What
• 47:14
  Speaker 1: the hell is this? My name is, My name is Remy, sir. Okay,
• 47:18
  Speaker 1: what do you mean about black peop eat too much chicken?
• 47:20
  Speaker 1: We we've we've done, we've we've done a test study
• 47:25
  Speaker 1: and we realized, sir, the black people are the ones
• 47:27
  Speaker 1: that are eating too much chicken. And what we want
• 47:28
  Speaker 1: to do is trying to cut back because right now
• 47:30
  Speaker 1: there's the chimes and ask them. They eat all time,
• 47:34
  Speaker 1: the chicken, chicken food, young all this, yeah, chicken and
• 47:36
  Speaker 1: white chicken, alligate all this chicken, chicken, stir fire rice
• 47:40
  Speaker 1: with chicken. And always said, you want to come to
• 47:42
  Speaker 1: me talking about a Blake person eat too much damn chicken.
• 47:45
  Speaker 1: Did you ask white people? I bet you didn't know.
• 47:47
  Speaker 1: We're no white folks. I bet you don't go to
• 47:49
  Speaker 1: them out of them. Uh. Well, so we're gonna we're
• 47:52
  Speaker 1: gonna get to that. We're starting in the black community.
• 47:54
  Speaker 1: You black people are the ones that seemed to buy
• 47:56
  Speaker 1: the most chicken, no chicken. Guess what, how don't we
• 48:00
  Speaker 1: eat chicken? And if I did, he's chicken because he man,
• 48:05
  Speaker 1: are you think at something? You kind of y'all got
• 48:11
  Speaker 1: my number in it. We get actually we're getting numbers
• 48:15
  Speaker 1: from the supermarket. Uh, and we're getting a listing of
• 48:17
  Speaker 1: people who buy the most super come in supermarket, sir. Right,
• 48:22
  Speaker 1: the main thing we're trying to get you to do
• 48:24
  Speaker 1: is cut back on eating chicken. Now what we want
• 48:26
  Speaker 1: you I don't eat chicken. And you know what I'm
• 48:29
  Speaker 1: gonna do. I'm gonna go and eat chicken. And don't
• 48:32
  Speaker 1: call me about eating too much. Don't even a calmer phone?
• 48:37
  Speaker 1: You got that? Hello? Hello, I'm trying to reach callaway?
• 48:45
  Speaker 1: Is this callaway? Yeah? How you doing? My name is Remy.
• 48:49
  Speaker 1: I'm with bp E t MC. And uh, my name
• 48:56
  Speaker 1: is Remy, sir. I'm with bp E t MC. What
• 48:59
  Speaker 1: we're doing is we have a petition we're trying to
• 49:01
  Speaker 1: get signed throughout the black community, uh of some things
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  Speaker 1: that we're trying to actually help out in the black community.
• 49:08
  Speaker 1: So b P E t MC, is that actually an
• 49:10
  Speaker 1: organization and we're trying to actually uh save some things
• 49:13
  Speaker 1: in the black community. What's it? What's the what is that?
• 49:16
  Speaker 1: What's that stand for? What's the here is that BT?
• 49:18
  Speaker 1: What is that for? B P E t MC is
• 49:22
  Speaker 1: is uh black people eat too much chicken? And what
• 49:26
  Speaker 1: we're trying to do? You got kidding me? Man, man,
• 49:30
  Speaker 1: this is this is Remy sir. We're trying to get
• 49:32
  Speaker 1: you all to actually sign a petition. What's going on
• 49:34
  Speaker 1: is black people are buying too much chicken? Got kidding me? Man?
• 49:39
  Speaker 1: This is a white man? Who is this man? I
• 49:42
  Speaker 1: am Caucasian, sir, Yes, Now, why are you calling me
• 49:45
  Speaker 1: with this? But what we're trying to do is we're
• 49:48
  Speaker 1: trying to get how do you get my number? First
• 49:50
  Speaker 1: of all, Actually we're getting we're getting numbers from supermarkets
• 49:53
  Speaker 1: that are letting us know, uh, the people maybe my
• 49:58
  Speaker 1: phone man thought about the the chicken man. Okay, sir.
• 50:06
  Speaker 1: What we're trying to do is get you guys to
• 50:07
  Speaker 1: cut back on buying chicken. You're talking about you guys. Well,
• 50:12
  Speaker 1: the black community is the black community. You've got going
• 50:15
  Speaker 1: with it? We can't get to have it, then I'll
• 50:18
  Speaker 1: be calling my phone the man. Hello, Hello, I'm trying
• 50:23
  Speaker 1: to reach Valerie a vow shape. How can I help you?
• 50:27
  Speaker 1: All right, my name is Remy. I'm with BP E
• 50:31
  Speaker 1: t MC. How you doing. I'm doing fine and I'm
• 50:35
  Speaker 1: very well, ma'am. Listen, what we're trying to do is, uh,
• 50:37
  Speaker 1: if I take a little bit of your time, we're
• 50:39
  Speaker 1: trying to actually get a survey signed by people in
• 50:43
  Speaker 1: the black community. We're actually trying to help out in
• 50:45
  Speaker 1: the black community. But the organization is bp E t MC,
• 50:49
  Speaker 1: and what this is is blackness. What is that? Uh,
• 50:52
  Speaker 1: that's that's black people eat too much chicken. So what
• 50:55
  Speaker 1: we're doing is we're trying to get black say that
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  Speaker 1: my time for me. Black people eat too much chicken.
• 51:03
  Speaker 1: You see, there's been a shortage in chicken. So what
• 51:05
  Speaker 1: we're trying to do is get black people in chicken.
• 51:09
  Speaker 1: And you want to do a survey, well, we want
• 51:12
  Speaker 1: what we want you guys to do with sign a
• 51:13
  Speaker 1: petition that you're not gonna eat anymore chicken this year.
• 51:16
  Speaker 1: Why does it make sense? We just s don't eat chicken.
• 51:19
  Speaker 1: You know, we eat beef, we eat steaky, eat fish.
• 51:22
  Speaker 1: I don't see you're trying to part that off the market. Now,
• 51:25
  Speaker 1: why would you want to telling us not to to
• 51:28
  Speaker 1: eat chicken? And we eat other stuff too? What are
• 51:30
  Speaker 1: you getting your because this doesn't make any sense. The
• 51:34
  Speaker 1: test study, man, was over chicken, and it just seems
• 51:36
  Speaker 1: like that this study. Who did this test study? Well
• 51:40
  Speaker 1: we did, man, we're BPE TMC. And what we're after
• 51:43
  Speaker 1: doing the test study, we did realize that the black
• 51:46
  Speaker 1: people are the ones that testy just do a to
• 51:49
  Speaker 1: do black people I mean, did you use white people?
• 51:52
  Speaker 1: But white people eat chicken too, and she says that
• 51:54
  Speaker 1: about diets and stuff. Okay, man, well that Asian? What
• 51:58
  Speaker 1: about the Hispanic did you use them? Okay, ma'am, listen,
• 52:02
  Speaker 1: what the bottom line is. Our first study is black people,
• 52:05
  Speaker 1: and what we're trying to do is get you guys
• 52:07
  Speaker 1: to cut back on each Yes, Daddy should be everybody.
• 52:10
  Speaker 1: This is something when should get my number from man?
• 52:12
  Speaker 1: We got you. We got numbers from the supermarkets that
• 52:15
  Speaker 1: people that number from No supermarkets. I don't give my
• 52:18
  Speaker 1: number to no supermarket. This is gonna mak a me.
• 52:20
  Speaker 1: Damn sense you're calling me, interrupting me about something like this.
• 52:24
  Speaker 1: This is this bottom line, ma'am. You know you don't
• 52:27
  Speaker 1: tell me. You're not telling me what the hair I can't.
• 52:31
  Speaker 1: You don't mine, You're gone them push this up. Yes,
• 52:35
  Speaker 1: you do, calling somebody telling them that black people eat
• 52:39
  Speaker 1: too much? You and your partition. Would you like to
• 52:43
  Speaker 1: hear what the survey is actually saying. No, I don't
• 52:45
  Speaker 1: want to hear that the survey is actually saying, because
• 52:47
  Speaker 1: what you're saying about a whole bunch, But the survey
• 52:51
  Speaker 1: is saying that this is Nephew Tommy from the Steve
• 52:53
  Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show. Valerie, this is nephew Tommy, baby brothers God.
• 53:05
  Speaker 1: Oh all right, there you have it. Nephew tom You
• 53:16
  Speaker 1: Frank phone called too much. It's never. You can never
• 53:18
  Speaker 1: have too much chicken. I never heard black people say
• 53:22
  Speaker 1: that you can win too much up barbecue chicken, baby
• 53:31
  Speaker 1: chicken chicken. Oh hopefuls is too hot. It's way too damn.
• 53:42
  Speaker 1: Why do you say that? Because I bought some soup
• 53:44
  Speaker 1: from Whole Food. I paid twelve dollars and forty nine
• 53:49
  Speaker 1: cent for a lottle container of soup. The camel. It
• 53:53
  Speaker 1: was okay, but it was twelve dollars. I couldn't really
• 53:56
  Speaker 1: enjoy it. First of all, come on, Steve, like you
• 54:02
  Speaker 1: don't have money, Whole Food costs more to shop at
• 54:07
  Speaker 1: than a regular grocery store. Now you can either pay
• 54:11
  Speaker 1: a little extra money that it costs to eat the
• 54:13
  Speaker 1: groceries are you can pay to medical bills for eating
• 54:16
  Speaker 1: the wrong stuff soup. Just listen at that. Your first
• 54:24
  Speaker 1: listen to what I'm saying. That is seven sixties. You
• 54:34
  Speaker 1: let the stop was I'm telling you was really? Oh
• 54:45
  Speaker 1: you're vegan? Now I forgot don't call me that in
• 54:47
  Speaker 1: that All right? Listen, Coming up next, it's today's Stubber
• 55:00
  Speaker 1: How much was? We'll be back right after this. You're
• 55:10
  Speaker 1: listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Today. Strawberry Letters
• 55:14
  Speaker 1: up next. It's a good one. You do not want
• 55:16
  Speaker 1: to miss it. But first today, President Trump continued to
• 55:19
  Speaker 1: assess the storm damage in Florida last week. The President
• 55:23
  Speaker 1: spoke in Fort Myers, Wh's spoken Naples. Trump praise first
• 55:27
  Speaker 1: responders for their work after Hurricane Irma. He also committed
• 55:30
  Speaker 1: members of the Coast Guard and FEMA. Hurricane Irma caused extensive,
• 55:35
  Speaker 1: widespread damage in Florida. We saw it. A lot of
• 55:38
  Speaker 1: people are still cleaning up. They still don't have power
• 55:40
  Speaker 1: down there. The President and first his first lady greeted
• 55:44
  Speaker 1: those displaced due to the storm and handed out food.
• 55:47
  Speaker 1: They were also joined by Vice President Mike Pence. Now,
• 55:51
  Speaker 1: Trump has done over the past two weeks, two decent things.
• 55:56
  Speaker 1: He released the funds to help the hurricane victims when
• 56:00
  Speaker 1: we got with and he decided to rethink DACA. Doctor,
• 56:06
  Speaker 1: that's good. Those are two things he's done that Piecent, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I couldn't agree more. Maybe something we wouldn't keep it going,
• 56:15
  Speaker 1: didn't He come back though, and then doubled down and
• 56:17
  Speaker 1: what he said about Charlotte's Oh yes. And after all that,
• 56:21
  Speaker 1: then he came back and said that it's like, uh,
• 56:24
  Speaker 1: as soon as he takes one step, Yes, yeah, I
• 56:28
  Speaker 1: mean he was down there feeding, he and Milannia down there,
• 56:31
  Speaker 1: you know, the first lady feeding you know, the people,
• 56:34
  Speaker 1: the victims in Florida of her. That's the part of
• 56:38
  Speaker 1: him that people having the trouble with. In order to
• 56:43
  Speaker 1: be a great leader, I was always taught that you
• 56:46
  Speaker 1: would have to have been a great servant. And if
• 56:49
  Speaker 1: you look at all the great leaders of our time
• 56:51
  Speaker 1: somewhere and they passed, they were great servants. Our president
• 56:55
  Speaker 1: has never lived in a servants capacity of any time.
• 57:01
  Speaker 1: So you cannot think that this man will suddenly have
• 57:05
  Speaker 1: all of this compassion and understanding at seventy of what
• 57:11
  Speaker 1: it is to all of a sudden service. He has
• 57:15
  Speaker 1: glimpses of it, you know, like, hey, le, don't worry
• 57:18
  Speaker 1: about what the Republicans say, here's the money for the victims. Okay, cool,
• 57:21
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna rethink, uh doctor Okay. But at the end
• 57:26
  Speaker 1: of the day, then here comes the Republican. No, no, no, hey,
• 57:29
  Speaker 1: we're gonna have to tie to tie this to border security. Now,
• 57:32
  Speaker 1: so now here comes the political side of it. But
• 57:36
  Speaker 1: this is the part that we have to understand. They've elected,
• 57:40
  Speaker 1: the people who voted for him, have voted and put
• 57:45
  Speaker 1: into office a man who does not have a great
• 57:49
  Speaker 1: service background. He's never been a servant. You. I don't
• 57:53
  Speaker 1: know if if he could be wrong, but somebody show
• 57:56
  Speaker 1: me where he's provided a service for people. He is
• 58:01
  Speaker 1: not from a service background anybody, authoritative, authoritarian type person.
• 58:09
  Speaker 1: Now he's rich and he holds the highest office in
• 58:13
  Speaker 1: the land. What we're getting, it's what he is, Okay, yeah,
• 58:19
  Speaker 1: and that's what the people voted for the campaign. This
• 58:22
  Speaker 1: power that's been awarded to him now allows him to
• 58:28
  Speaker 1: be more of who he really is. Because I've said
• 58:31
  Speaker 1: that about money. Money doesn't change you. Money allows you
• 58:35
  Speaker 1: to be more of who you really are. Now he's
• 58:38
  Speaker 1: had money, but now he's got this amazing power that
• 58:43
  Speaker 1: comes from being the president. And all of a sudden,
• 58:47
  Speaker 1: and now you're hearing stuff that's very unpresidential. It's just
• 58:50
  Speaker 1: not presidential language. It's just not anything that you're supposed
• 58:54
  Speaker 1: to say as president. I mean, he doesn't have he
• 58:58
  Speaker 1: doesn't try to fix it. He's going to continue to tweet.
• 59:05
  Speaker 1: He hasn't stop and it has no plans to stop tweeting.
• 59:09
  Speaker 1: As president. He said he was and he was campaigning.
• 59:12
  Speaker 1: He said he's going to be more presidential, yet he
• 59:15
  Speaker 1: hadn't done that. It out well, but here we are,
• 59:20
  Speaker 1: so yeah, yeah, Well my suggestion is vote, stay in
• 59:29
  Speaker 1: touch with your God. And I'm just going, whoever the
• 59:33
  Speaker 1: president is, you know, you ain't in charge of my life.
• 59:36
  Speaker 1: They prey up right. Yeah, he's the president. I respect
• 59:39
  Speaker 1: the office of the president. And that's it. And you know,
• 59:43
  Speaker 1: if you call do something wrong, I'm gonna call you
• 59:45
  Speaker 1: on it. Look, that's it. I won't be tweeting a
• 59:49
  Speaker 1: damn thing that I won't see something tweeting from Steve
• 59:56
  Speaker 1: arbre Just no good here. Well it was maybe your people,
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 1: all right, Steve introduced this letter. Let's get to the
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 1: Strawberry Letter, Ladies and gentlemen. Straw letter. Oh boy, here
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 1: we go. This is crazy subject. Husband has lost his rap.
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 1: Dear Mr Harvey and Morning crew, I have an irritating
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 1: problem with my husband. I am so sick and tired
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 1: of my husband. Trying to be a rap artist. He
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 1: goes to the studio on his days off to record
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 1: some more of his music and quotations. My husband likes
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 1: to play the music he makes around the house, and
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 1: I am really tired of it. Now. I want to
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 1: hear Luther Vandrastana Marie or some jaheem, but no, I
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 1: got to keep hearing his weak attempt at musical genius.
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 1: We have fiercely discussed how he is not making any
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 1: cash with his music, and we have discussed how I
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 1: despise him leaving me at night alone in the house
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 1: while he is staying out late with the boys at
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 1: the studio. My husband and still insists that one day
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 1: we will be kicking it with the rich and famous.
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 1: I don't think any married man has any business walking
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 1: in the door at two a m. So drunk his
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 1: bowels release on himself and high as a kite. What
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 1: kind of music can be made like that? He's too
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 1: old now to get in the game. He has lost
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 1: his edge. We are now in our mid thirties. He's
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 1: really sensitive about this subject, very much like those less
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 1: talented people on American Idol who insists they are the bomb,
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 1: but truly they aren't that good. I have tried to
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 1: discuss this with him, but he will not listen. He
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 1: insists that he's got what it takes and I am
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 1: being a hater. No, I don't hate on my husband.
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 1: I want him to be a better bill payer. Yes,
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 1: he is working two part time jobs and bringing home
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 1: a small check I couldn't have. I couldn't have had
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  Speaker 1: a sweeter man for a husband. But like I said,
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  Speaker 1: this rapping stuff at his age is just irritating. I
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  Speaker 1: just want him to see reality for what it is,
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  Speaker 1: but I don't know how to get him to understand. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: I have completed my education, I have a well paying career,
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  Speaker 1: resulting in my success being a breadwinner for our family.
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  Speaker 1: We don't have children, and since I am handling everything
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  Speaker 1: cook account and handywoman made, etcetera, I do not want
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  Speaker 1: to add to my stress with the duties of motherhood,
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 1: even though he wants children. A little advice would be
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  Speaker 1: appreciated on how I need to handle this since this
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  Speaker 1: stuff is getting on my nerves. Husband lost his rap.
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  Speaker 1: Dear husband lost his rap. Okay, your husband is trifling.
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  Speaker 1: He just really is, you know, um what he what
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  Speaker 1: he's doing, has nothing to do with you, and it
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 1: has nothing to do with this marriage. I mean, this
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 1: is all about getting out the house on his part
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 1: and thinking he's young. Uh, you know what is getting
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 1: drunk and high and losing his bowels and all that.
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  Speaker 1: What does that have to do with being a rapper? Uh?
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 1: Your husband is selfish. He's just absolutely selfish. She needs
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 1: to get a regular, full time job to help you
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  Speaker 1: out in the house. Whole that. He's got his priorities
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  Speaker 1: all all screwed up. All right, twelve minutes after we'll
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  Speaker 1: be back you're listening to all right, Come on, Steve,
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  Speaker 1: we're part two of your response to today's letter subject
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  Speaker 1: my husband has lost his rap you, Mr Harving, Morning Crew.
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  Speaker 1: I have an irritating problem with my husband. I'm so
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  Speaker 1: sick of tired of my husband trying to be a
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  Speaker 1: rap artist. He goes to the study owner's days off
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  Speaker 1: to record some more of his music. My husband likes
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  Speaker 1: to play the music he makes around the house, and
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  Speaker 1: I'm really tired of it. Right now, I want to
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 1: hear Luther Vandros Tina Marie Orsome, John Heen, but no,
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 1: I gotta keep hearing his weak attempt at musical genius.
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 1: We have fiercely discussed how he's not making any cash
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 1: with his music, and we have discussed how he's not
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 1: making discuss how he's not making him making any Steve
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 1: I lost one face. I'm not making any cash with
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 1: his music. We have discussed how I despise him leaving
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  Speaker 1: me at night alone in the house while he is
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 1: staying out late with the boys at the studio. My
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 1: husband still insists that one day we will be kicking
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 1: it with the rich and famous. I don't think any
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 1: married man has any business walking in the door too.
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  Speaker 1: Am so drunk his bows release on himself and high
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 1: as a kite. What kind of music can be made
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 1: like that. He's too old now to get in the game,
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 1: and he has lost his edge. We are in our
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 1: mid thirties now. He's really sensitive about this subject, very
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 1: much like those less talented people on American Island who
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 1: insists they are the bomb, but truthfully they aren't that good.
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 1: I've tried to discuss this with him, but he will
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 1: not listen. He insists that he's got what it takes,
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 1: and I'm being a hater. No, I don't hate on
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 1: my husband. I want him to be a better bill pair. Yes,
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 1: he is working two part time jobs and bringing home
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 1: a small check. I couldn't have had a sweeter man
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 1: for a husband. But like I said, this rapping stuff
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 1: at his age is just irritating. I just want him
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 1: to see the reality of what it is, but I
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 1: don't know how to get him to understand. And yes,
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 1: I have completed my education. I have a well paying
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 1: career resulting here myself being the bread winner for our family.
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 1: We don't have children, and since I'm handling everything cook, accounting, handy, woman, made, etcetera,
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 1: I do not want to add to my stress with
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 1: the duties of motherhood, even though he wants children. A
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 1: little advice would be appreciated on how I need to
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 1: handle this since this stuff is getting on my nerves.
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 1: Since this rap stuff is getting on my nerves, husband
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  Speaker 1: lost his rap well. First of all, interesting dilemma in
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 1: front of you, man, man, really, really, I don't know
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 1: what to say to yourself. This fool is too old,
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 1: like you say, ain't no fool like an old food
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 1: and thirty something in the rap game is old, especially
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 1: when you're not established. If you're l L cou j
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 1: j z P Diddy, Lu to all of these boys.
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  Speaker 1: Uh that's been in the game for a minute, then
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 1: coming It's okay, Snoop cue, but you cannot get in
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 1: the rap game at thirty five. Now to prove to
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 1: you that you're too old for this, you're hanging out
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 1: at the studio. Now, lady, you're paying for all of
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 1: this because your husband taking his little small checks and
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 1: buying studio time. That's probably why the young boys letting
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 1: him come in there, because they get studio time. They're
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 1: making tracks, they're letting him wrap on them. But all
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 1: they need is two tracks. They're gonna take his voice
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 1: off if you think he can't rap. Believe me, them
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 1: young boys in that as producing them beats know that
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 1: they're using him for for a studio time, and then
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 1: they're gonna take their tracks that they own and they're
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 1: gonna put them to somebody who really can wrap Your husband,
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 1: don't see that now he coming in the house, hi,
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 1: and he having by movements on himself and releasing on
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 1: So now what I think you ought to do is
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 1: you may have to just buy into this, support them.
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 1: I have jotted down some names that would be nice
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 1: names for him. Now, some names that's already taken that
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 1: he could come up with. See when you thirty five
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 1: and just getting into rap game. A name like big
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 1: Daddy Kane go it can be a good name for you.
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 1: Or Cool Mo Pete see not cool Mo d cool
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  Speaker 1: Mo Pete since he coming in the house two o'clock
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 1: drunk DJ depends is another one. How about l L
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 1: that's a little late. See he could be he could be.
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  Speaker 1: He could be the new rap group n W n
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  Speaker 1: W N N word what now? Or you could just
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 1: call pe t p TS part time because he got
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 1: two part time jobs. Now he part time. Or you
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 1: could call him oldt old time. It's thirty five. You
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 1: might have to buy into this thing with him, or
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 1: you could just call him big p because at two
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 1: o'clock in the morning, that's usually when you have your
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 1: biggest one. Excuse me when I wake up the head crazy.
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 1: How about DJ clutis, Yeah, we come out. How about
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 1: Dukie stick Duke This stick would be a good name
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 1: for him right here. How about Moses the Great, Moses
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 1: the Great, he could be the oldest rapper Moses. How
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 1: about oh a T like oh eight that did mean
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 1: you out of time? Out of time? Or you could
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 1: all he could call itself swap big swaps w A P.
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 1: That's when you come in from smoking weed and pete FTL.
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 1: Far too late. Yeah, alright, Steve, we gotta go email
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 1: us your Instagram. What's your thoughts on today's Strawberry Letter
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  Speaker 1: at my girl Shirley and please do not forget this Thursday,
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 1: one pm Eastern Time. Uh The Strawberry Letter Live after show.
• 1:09:25
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• 1:09:29
  Speaker 1: a lot of fun, a lot a lot of fun
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 1: switching gears. Now outspoken LaVar Ball is gearing up to
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 1: drop his own sneaker. Get this price tag for fifteen
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 1: hundred dollars. Okay, this is this is the daddy. Dad
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 1: has his own ship. Dad has his own sneakers to
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 1: stand around in. Snap. He's dropping his own sneaker. It's
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 1: gonna cost, but you know somebody's gonna buy. He said
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 1: he's coming with the Uh lavarsis Lavarus. If you can
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 1: say the shoot name, I can't burn L A B
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  Speaker 1: A R I C C. I can't say you don't
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  Speaker 1: notice for show, but I thank the dad is smoke.
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 1: We something all right coming up next at forty one
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 1: after we'll have a timeline for people who do not
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 1: go to work. Oh yeah, you're listening to Steve Harvey
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 1: Morning Show. All right, come on, Steve, let's go. You
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 1: have a timeline for just a sorry person. I got
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 1: a partner used to work with. I ain't gonna say
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 1: his name, Russell. You name though, Russell? Well, how do
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 1: we know his name? Russell? Hey? You for real? Right
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 1: now it's slipped out. We don't know. This is the time, Russell,
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 1: and this is what he would do. You ready? One
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 1: times a month, five times a month at least seven am,
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 1: the alarm go off, hit the snooze, wake up at
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 1: seven forty five. I don't know who got a forty
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 1: five minutes news, but he had one put in special
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 1: on his clock eight o'clock. He would call in to
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 1: let us know he's running late. Not in his mind.
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 1: Gotta give him thirty minutes, which means he gonna hit
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 1: the road, the highway at eight thirty. But he waits
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 1: to eight to make the phone. He's been up, but
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 1: he waits eight thirty a m. He in traffic. He
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 1: makes a second call back into us and the boss
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 1: to complain about how bad the traffic, which means he
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 1: may not make it to nine, which gives him another
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 1: thirty minute. But they really don't ever expect him to
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 1: tend third now since you don't have to be there
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 1: to ten thirty. Russell and took his ass and got
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 1: some break Russell sit down even breakfast. Somewhere around eleven thirty,
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 1: Russell has now arrived at work. Man. He go immediately
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 1: to the supervisor's desk to complain about how bad the
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 1: traffic was. Then every time he at the desk, he
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 1: always makes sure he slips this phrase in Wow, look
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 1: at the time, Man, I gotta get to work like
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 1: he just come to it. He said fresh toulip. Wow, man,
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 1: look at the time I got. Yeah. Now, that's somewhere
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 1: around level forty five. Level forty five. He bs to
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 1: twelve answering emails, personal emails. Mostly he got to lunch
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 1: at twelve thirty. Wait a minute, lunch twelve Thirtysell Russ
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 1: because we were in sales. Russ taking to our lunch.
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 1: He back at two thirty. But then he makes sure
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 1: he stopped back by the supervisor's office, but this time
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 1: just to show us. Yeah, and you know, just some
• 1:14:04
  Speaker 1: some bs. Yes, that's bs. Conversation, how about them, cowboy,
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 1: I love it man badly about the people, and he's heir.
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 1: Can ain't that same? Yeah? Yeah, it's always current events? Yeah, okay,
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 1: all right, So now it's three thirty. Right. He gets
• 1:14:33
  Speaker 1: back to his desk, and he had the desk and
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 1: he played a game of poem on his computing poem
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 1: because back then that's all we have. He back at
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 1: his desk and he playing palm. He had deck of
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 1: cards and he played a little solitary which he always wants.
• 1:14:56
  Speaker 1: He's gonna strick a card down in a row. Team
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 1: who hell wins team games? They didn't do personal emails
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 1: to about folk. Now turning to clock out, I got
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 1: to get the hell out of here. Now, this next
• 1:15:18
  Speaker 1: step of clocking out is very important. When he go
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 1: to the clock, he makes sure that the clock time
• 1:15:29
  Speaker 1: in says eight, so he gonna clock out it for yeah,
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 1: because you know you need all them ours. I'm later,
• 1:15:44
  Speaker 1: ain't got nothing to do with how many hours. So
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 1: he had a little magnet and a screwdriver, and he
• 1:15:53
  Speaker 1: could take the magnet and put it on the face
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 1: of the clock and turn their hands and the screwdriver
• 1:15:58
  Speaker 1: blocked it from clicking. Then as soon as it said eight,
• 1:16:01
  Speaker 1: he slid a card in a tin and getting my
• 1:16:03
  Speaker 1: eight o'clock. Yes, that's a lot of work. Put his
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 1: lazy five times a month and that right there. You
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 1: think that was hard, that's what Russ say. Put in
• 1:16:17
  Speaker 1: another hard day. Man, come by, same thing, same same
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 1: thing all over again. Now he don't do too in
• 1:16:25
  Speaker 1: a row. Spread him out. This is all this fried man,
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 1: And traffic was bad getting in here, man, and something. Man,
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 1: it really happened, and he took all current events and
• 1:16:46
  Speaker 1: made him affect him like right now if he was
• 1:16:49
  Speaker 1: at work, I ain't gonna be making in man. I
• 1:16:51
  Speaker 1: got some people just came in from Houston staying in mind.
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 1: But in Cleveland. Oh my god. Alright, that was that
• 1:17:10
  Speaker 1: was really good. It started at seven in the morning
• 1:17:16
  Speaker 1: all day. Coming up next, the one and only Steve
• 1:17:19
  Speaker 1: Harvey is here. We're gonna talk about Game of Throne. Yeah,
• 1:17:28
  Speaker 1: we'll be back. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Show.
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  Speaker 1: All right, here we go. First of all, let me
• 1:17:34
  Speaker 1: let me set it up this way, because producers on
• 1:17:37
  Speaker 1: the Game of Throne set are really getting serious right now.
• 1:17:40
  Speaker 1: This is the last season. Next season okay. Uh. And
• 1:17:44
  Speaker 1: they don't think anyone on the entire Game of Throne
• 1:17:46
  Speaker 1: set can be trusted. Okay, no one, they say, not
• 1:17:50
  Speaker 1: the cats, not the crew, no one, not the locals
• 1:17:53
  Speaker 1: where they shoot the show. No one. So production of
• 1:17:57
  Speaker 1: the final season. As production of the final season approach
• 1:18:00
  Speaker 1: is uh, they're saying, let it be known that Game
• 1:18:02
  Speaker 1: of Thrones will shoot many, many endings. They may shoot
• 1:18:05
  Speaker 1: three endings, they may shoot five endings, maybe more than that,
• 1:18:09
  Speaker 1: because they don't want the endings to leak. They don't
• 1:18:11
  Speaker 1: want it to get out. Okay, you know they want
• 1:18:14
  Speaker 1: to uphold the hollyday. They want us to wait till
• 1:18:19
  Speaker 1: the Yeah. But let me tell you what can you want?
• 1:18:23
  Speaker 1: Me tell you what's gonna happen on Game of Throne?
• 1:18:26
  Speaker 1: Anybody want to know? Come? Okay, this is Steve's year
• 1:18:30
  Speaker 1: in review of Game of Throne. Did we know that
• 1:18:34
  Speaker 1: the Walking Dead is on the way for the Big walk? Yes?
• 1:18:38
  Speaker 1: And everybody joined forces, then came to her rabbit ass
• 1:18:43
  Speaker 1: man finally joined with the white girl with the blonde hair,
• 1:18:48
  Speaker 1: with the dragon. You might as well sign up for
• 1:18:50
  Speaker 1: this dragging dragons jump on your end. Who's gonna sit
• 1:18:55
  Speaker 1: there here? And with this heaver with the dragon she
• 1:18:58
  Speaker 1: had three she had lost. On the Walking Dead, they
• 1:19:02
  Speaker 1: got a spill but they found that could kill a dragon,
• 1:19:05
  Speaker 1: and the stabb him and he went down and then
• 1:19:08
  Speaker 1: they shot him up with a bunch of and he
• 1:19:11
  Speaker 1: fell in the walk but the dead people to drug
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  Speaker 1: his ass. I have a question. Question, go ahead. So
• 1:19:19
  Speaker 1: there Walking Dead and Game of Thrones, these shows have
• 1:19:23
  Speaker 1: combined white white Walkers. The white Walkers, which is dead
• 1:19:30
  Speaker 1: people that can walk. They mad too, then however, they died.
• 1:19:34
  Speaker 1: That's how they stayed all headed everything cloth burnard. So
• 1:19:41
  Speaker 1: they didn't drug the dragon out the wall. Now the
• 1:19:44
  Speaker 1: head or white walker and went over there and touched him,
• 1:19:47
  Speaker 1: then drag his eyes and open up. Come back. He
• 1:19:51
  Speaker 1: comes back, but he got but he got blue eyes.
• 1:19:53
  Speaker 1: And yeah, so anyway, they don't shut down and bark
• 1:20:00
  Speaker 1: one of them dead people to seriously uh so she
• 1:20:04
  Speaker 1: could see it. He ran right at her ass and
• 1:20:07
  Speaker 1: then the big mangalored dude chain yoked his ass and
• 1:20:10
  Speaker 1: tightened him up. So to do with you patch the
• 1:20:13
  Speaker 1: patch of skin and burn off his head on. He's
• 1:20:18
  Speaker 1: strong as hell. He didn't choke change as I asked him.
• 1:20:20
  Speaker 1: Went over there and stabbing with these special black rocks.
• 1:20:24
  Speaker 1: That's the dragon dragon knife. There's three dragons, three dragons.
• 1:20:29
  Speaker 1: They were white people got a dragon, and then the
• 1:20:31
  Speaker 1: other people got killed. White walker's got one of the
• 1:20:34
  Speaker 1: white the white people. I'm kind of getting an understanding
• 1:20:39
  Speaker 1: because what I'm trying to help. The white people have
• 1:20:42
  Speaker 1: a dragon and the other white people got to dragon.
• 1:20:46
  Speaker 1: Have you ever heard of black person with Okay, nobody
• 1:20:56
  Speaker 1: black has a drag in the history of storage time
• 1:21:05
  Speaker 1: it was a black man, five breathing dragon. You know
• 1:21:10
  Speaker 1: the hell we will put them under and we had
• 1:21:12
  Speaker 1: a damn dragon for anyway, we keep going keeping okay,
• 1:21:17
  Speaker 1: So now they don't all got together for the big
• 1:21:19
  Speaker 1: wats coming. They wasn't gonna do it. I'm not gonna
• 1:21:22
  Speaker 1: side with her. I don't trust her when she should
• 1:21:24
  Speaker 1: have sicked them dragons on that but them dragons when
• 1:21:28
  Speaker 1: she flew in on that dragon, that tighten everybody draws up.
• 1:21:31
  Speaker 1: Everybody got a little tighter when the dragon flew in.
• 1:21:35
  Speaker 1: So now there and they talking. Not a little man
• 1:21:38
  Speaker 1: and went over there and talked to his sister and
• 1:21:40
  Speaker 1: talked out of it. So now they're all on the
• 1:21:42
  Speaker 1: same page. But now here comes the White Walkers coming
• 1:21:46
  Speaker 1: across the ice. Now they didn't got to the wall.
• 1:21:50
  Speaker 1: Where the where the just wall? That's the one he won't.
• 1:21:57
  Speaker 1: He won't the same height. And he wanted out of
• 1:22:02
  Speaker 1: ice too. And he's trying to figure out how you
• 1:22:05
  Speaker 1: and get Mexico to get the ice machine down or
• 1:22:08
  Speaker 1: they can be on the wall like they got done.
• 1:22:11
  Speaker 1: Now now here comes the white Walkers cross the ice
• 1:22:16
  Speaker 1: to the wall. It's the bigger water, bigger than the wall,
• 1:22:19
  Speaker 1: because that was one. That's the one. Trump Walter. He
• 1:22:22
  Speaker 1: want the same wall and thro ice and everything. Another question,
• 1:22:29
  Speaker 1: Hold up, Now it's gonna be hard to get this
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  Speaker 1: ice down in Mexico, Arizona and Texis. How does it end?
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  Speaker 1: How does it? How does it is? But damn it.
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  Speaker 1: He's going to court to get enough money to get
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  Speaker 1: these ice machines done here and the wall and the wall,
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  Speaker 1: and he gonna bring in the Wilanders to build the wall.
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  Speaker 1: The Mexican man, they're not building a damn thing. Another question,
• 1:22:58
  Speaker 1: are there any black pep on Game of Throne? Not?
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  Speaker 1: He died one day. They want the one that was
• 1:23:06
  Speaker 1: on that It killed your because they locked him up. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: tune go on whatever pay for this wall. That's what
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  Speaker 1: that was my question. Well, now that's where we're gonna have.
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  Speaker 1: Mexico is gonna pay for the Mexico ain't paying for
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  Speaker 1: the wall. That why they're gonna he gonna bring in
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  Speaker 1: the wild they're going and they're gonna Franko, they waiting
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  Speaker 1: how they're closed. I don't know how they're gonna be
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  Speaker 1: on the wall down in Mexico with all that sheep
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  Speaker 1: first zail things. So now what's gonna happen is the
• 1:23:38
  Speaker 1: war is coming, right, Yeah, I predict that. What's gonna happen.
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  Speaker 1: They're gonna bring that big blue eyed, blue fried breathing
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  Speaker 1: dragon passed the wall. Then what they're gonna do is
• 1:23:51
  Speaker 1: they're gonna come and attack the people. But the white
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  Speaker 1: lady with the blonde had to find tag area. Yeah, Helen,
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  Speaker 1: I'm not watching this really, it's fine. Just you know,
• 1:24:04
  Speaker 1: just yeah, you know a lot of ugly people on
• 1:24:11
  Speaker 1: the ship, most people on this show. When the dragon
• 1:24:17
  Speaker 1: see his mama, he gonna be yeah, kill his mama,
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  Speaker 1: and his mama gonna just look at him and put
• 1:24:26
  Speaker 1: that mama stare on, and the dragon gonna turn around
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  Speaker 1: and burn all their so set forward, were gonna turn
• 1:24:32
  Speaker 1: around and kill all the white Walkers. Spoiler Alerty, we'll
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  Speaker 1: be back at twenty after you're listening to the Steve
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  Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show. All right, Kevin Kanye plan a labor party.
• 1:24:47
  Speaker 1: I've never heard of this before, but they're gonna plan one. Yeah,
• 1:24:52
  Speaker 1: as you guys, as you guys, Yeah, thank you. That's
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  Speaker 1: the truth. I believe Kevin and Kanye are expecting their
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  Speaker 1: third child. This time be a surrogate because you know,
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  Speaker 1: Kim has so many problems with her pregnancy, so they
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  Speaker 1: want when they do uh yeah, they pay a woman
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  Speaker 1: that you know, there are women that call themselves surrogates.
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  Speaker 1: They carry the baby for you if you have a problem,
• 1:25:18
  Speaker 1: you know, you plant your seeds in the eggs in
• 1:25:22
  Speaker 1: her body and Kim carries egg and spurned their DNA is.
• 1:25:27
  Speaker 1: This is their baby. But Kim can't carry the bab
• 1:25:30
  Speaker 1: because she's had some basically can't carry with her with
• 1:25:33
  Speaker 1: her with her pregnancies, and so they have a surrogate.
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  Speaker 1: A lot of people in Hollywood do it too. A
• 1:25:39
  Speaker 1: lot of people in Hollywood do that any anyway, back
• 1:25:46
  Speaker 1: to the back, back to the labor party. They're having
• 1:25:51
  Speaker 1: a labor party um and they're apparently do all They're
• 1:25:55
  Speaker 1: doing all they can to enjoy the experience. It's been
• 1:25:58
  Speaker 1: reported that the couple is planning this party. Kim's previous
• 1:26:01
  Speaker 1: pregnancies were very difficult. She couldn't have extra family in
• 1:26:04
  Speaker 1: the room as she gave birth, while their close family
• 1:26:07
  Speaker 1: won't be in the room as the surrogate goes into labor.
• 1:26:11
  Speaker 1: Kim and Kanye planned to rent out guest rooms nearby
• 1:26:14
  Speaker 1: to buy the delivery suite so they can be a
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  Speaker 1: part of the process. Okay, interesting, Yeah, I mean I
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  Speaker 1: wish him the best, So I'm just talking about because
• 1:26:26
  Speaker 1: I like her. Oh, I love them. If you sign
• 1:26:30
  Speaker 1: an agreement with a surrogate mother and then something happened
• 1:26:35
  Speaker 1: with the baby, like something wrong, you dude, what how
• 1:26:39
  Speaker 1: does that work? You have to take the baby? How
• 1:26:41
  Speaker 1: does that work? Well? You know what? I don't know.
• 1:26:45
  Speaker 1: Can't you mean? You still if the baby they change
• 1:26:49
  Speaker 1: their mind? They don't, won't it now? You Kim and
• 1:26:54
  Speaker 1: Kanye or the surahgate decides that she doesn't want to
• 1:26:57
  Speaker 1: give them the baby both. But if what happens, if
• 1:27:02
  Speaker 1: Kim and Kanye decide they don't want a baby, well,
• 1:27:05
  Speaker 1: don't they they have to go up for adoption, like,
• 1:27:08
  Speaker 1: because people who have children get their children away. That
• 1:27:11
  Speaker 1: has happened. It has happened. But they signed an agreement
• 1:27:16
  Speaker 1: and Kim and Kanye, this is their baby, this is
• 1:27:19
  Speaker 1: their DNA. So the suragant is carrying the baby. It's
• 1:27:22
  Speaker 1: not the suraganst baby to keep. If you're what you're asking,
• 1:27:31
  Speaker 1: if something's wrong with the baby, Like, Okay, I didn't
• 1:27:34
  Speaker 1: mean to say that. Okay, that's not a birth effective. Okay,
• 1:27:39
  Speaker 1: let's just say they decide at the birth of the
• 1:27:43
  Speaker 1: child they don't want the baby. So you're saying, Sarah
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  Speaker 1: to keep the baby or you're just asking what happens period, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: they have I would think they would have to take
• 1:27:58
  Speaker 1: it through. This didn't share she went, Yeah, she went
• 1:28:01
  Speaker 1: through something like her case. Anybody send us the information.
• 1:28:04
  Speaker 1: Who knows how this works. Here's the question, Keim and
• 1:28:09
  Speaker 1: Kanye having a baby, so I want them to have
• 1:28:14
  Speaker 1: the best because I like them. Okay, cool, this is
• 1:28:16
  Speaker 1: not about them. This question from that statement is if
• 1:28:21
  Speaker 1: you have hired a woman to have a baby for
• 1:28:24
  Speaker 1: you via surrogate, and the woman has the baby, if
• 1:28:30
  Speaker 1: you decide you don't want the baby. What happens? Can
• 1:28:35
  Speaker 1: the woman keep the baby? Dude? What do you do
• 1:28:39
  Speaker 1: or how does that work? I was just curious. That's
• 1:28:41
  Speaker 1: I don't mean. Yeah, I understand your curiosity, but I
• 1:28:44
  Speaker 1: don't know. Yeah, I have no Let's just take a
• 1:28:46
  Speaker 1: break because out of y'all here about the bus. Yea,
• 1:28:51
  Speaker 1: my little man. You're listening, all right, Steve, So today's
• 1:28:58
  Speaker 1: talk show. Your guests are gonna be Michaelpania actor Michael Pania,
• 1:29:02
  Speaker 1: and Jeff Lewis and Jenny Pulo's from flipping out on
• 1:29:06
  Speaker 1: some really really good Yes you have this is your
• 1:29:09
  Speaker 1: third Let me see. Uh, did he's on the show?
• 1:29:18
  Speaker 1: Did he? I don't watch the shows I've had, did he?
• 1:29:22
  Speaker 1: Martin Lawrence q um Jay Little gave me the microphone
• 1:29:36
  Speaker 1: that sat on his desk for twenty two years, and
• 1:29:40
  Speaker 1: I have it on my desk and put it on
• 1:29:42
  Speaker 1: the desk. Ellen did a joke about the size of
• 1:29:44
  Speaker 1: my desk. She sent me over as a gift, a
• 1:29:49
  Speaker 1: giant pencil holder and a giant stapler. But I'm talking
• 1:29:53
  Speaker 1: about they look like umbrella in a can with our
• 1:29:58
  Speaker 1: crazy self, So I said. Some male strippers over to
• 1:30:01
  Speaker 1: her show, I mean boys with all them had thick mustache. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: a little something from me, you girl, all right now.
• 1:30:12
  Speaker 1: I love how your set is. Everything has the shape
• 1:30:15
  Speaker 1: up your head with your mustache. I love that everywhere
• 1:30:17
  Speaker 1: on Yeah. I love that loggo yeah really good. Yeah,
• 1:30:23
  Speaker 1: and it looks like you well, you know, they took
• 1:30:27
  Speaker 1: so much from me from this, took my last name,
• 1:30:30
  Speaker 1: my lips, my eyes and no we don't need none
• 1:30:33
  Speaker 1: of that. You need your big here and your munchy.
• 1:30:40
  Speaker 1: But it's everywhere, and you have a great staff to steve.
• 1:30:43
  Speaker 1: You really have some good people working with you. M
• 1:30:48
  Speaker 1: let's see. And the guys in the writer room writer's room, wow,
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  Speaker 1: Junior and Jay. I mean, I just know he didn't
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  Speaker 1: say nothing on staff nothing, you know what I like,
• 1:31:02
  Speaker 1: come by every day and give us some love every
• 1:31:05
  Speaker 1: day every day. That's good. That's the type of love
• 1:31:08
  Speaker 1: you think I love. But it keeps you guys happy,
• 1:31:14
  Speaker 1: so you keep you know, and they get a check.
• 1:31:16
  Speaker 1: So what the hell are we talking about? You don't
• 1:31:18
  Speaker 1: love and a chance make up your mind? I rather
• 1:31:26
  Speaker 1: had check from a company to love. But it looks
• 1:31:30
  Speaker 1: like act. Since I've been on the set, I haven't
• 1:31:32
  Speaker 1: talked to a single soul at NBC. What do you
• 1:31:35
  Speaker 1: mean name? Nobody's been around there to see me say
• 1:31:37
  Speaker 1: nothing to me since I've been on the show at NBC.
• 1:31:41
  Speaker 1: Do you think it's the memo? You think? Oh, I'm
• 1:31:45
  Speaker 1: not dare come up about that memo? Don't work for me?
• 1:31:48
  Speaker 1: Oh you mean like some of the big wigs to
• 1:31:50
  Speaker 1: higher up. I thought you meant your staff man me
• 1:31:55
  Speaker 1: and the staff cool, that's me. The staff in Chicago
• 1:31:57
  Speaker 1: was cool. Yeah, it was just one dude got man
• 1:32:00
  Speaker 1: because he didn't get the job to go to l A.
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  Speaker 1: And then he put it the memo was a year
• 1:32:04
  Speaker 1: old and he gonna send it in to feed her
• 1:32:06
  Speaker 1: up in Chicago. He put it on a p and
• 1:32:09
  Speaker 1: then that was it. It's like, there's a OGA. But
• 1:32:11
  Speaker 1: can I say we went there, uh last week and
• 1:32:14
  Speaker 1: you brought a lot of people from Chicago. Yeah all right, now,
• 1:32:22
  Speaker 1: well just got real. Okay, but hold up though, First
• 1:32:26
  Speaker 1: of all, I did not hire a single person in Chicago,
• 1:32:32
  Speaker 1: and I have not hired a single person for l
• 1:32:36
  Speaker 1: A with the exception of j Anthony Brown and kill them.
• 1:32:39
  Speaker 1: Only two people are high the executive producer makes to hire. Okay,
• 1:32:44
  Speaker 1: I think this is a good time to go to break. Guys,
• 1:32:45
  Speaker 1: what do you think? All right? You're listening to show? Alright,
• 1:32:53
  Speaker 1: here we go our last break of the day. Yes,
• 1:32:58
  Speaker 1: with just one more thing. God, you have a special announcement, Yes,
• 1:33:03
  Speaker 1: I do. Hold up. Well, we need something because you
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  Speaker 1: never got to do this on that other day. You
• 1:33:09
  Speaker 1: need a drummall. I had a chance to say nothing
• 1:33:12
  Speaker 1: on he had to show here. I did the talk
• 1:33:19
  Speaker 1: right up here. Well not. I never got a chance.
• 1:33:24
  Speaker 1: The ain't nothing on the show anyway, here's gome. Never
• 1:33:30
  Speaker 1: got the chance to say nothing on the other show.
• 1:33:34
  Speaker 1: But I get talk over here. We never ever third
• 1:33:40
  Speaker 1: your saying nothing over on the other show. But you
• 1:33:46
  Speaker 1: get to talk over here. You wanted to say something,
• 1:33:51
  Speaker 1: but they always cut your MinC off on the lie.
• 1:33:58
  Speaker 1: You too tall? Old over here? Yeah the show, I
• 1:34:10
  Speaker 1: get the top over here, back not open your old
• 1:34:16
  Speaker 1: day her mouth over on the other show, the other show.
• 1:34:21
  Speaker 1: But you get to get over here, but I get top.
• 1:34:28
  Speaker 1: Never got the top on the other show. Get over here.
• 1:34:36
  Speaker 1: You have time for my announcements. Nothing. I've been trying
• 1:34:44
  Speaker 1: to put this together for a long time. It's a
• 1:34:46
  Speaker 1: program that I'm working with. Bowling Hill Shopping Center and
• 1:34:50
  Speaker 1: the J'spont comic clips still open. And it's a program
• 1:34:53
  Speaker 1: called the Class Clown. What we're gonna take his kids
• 1:34:56
  Speaker 1: who want to be funny in school want to you know,
• 1:34:59
  Speaker 1: We're gonna take him like you guys, because teachers are
• 1:35:02
  Speaker 1: constantly telling kids, nobody's gonna pay you to be stupid.
• 1:35:08
  Speaker 1: That's not what it's all about. We're gonna teach them
• 1:35:10
  Speaker 1: the programs about how to get into the funny business,
• 1:35:12
  Speaker 1: how to write monologue, how to do writing, how to
• 1:35:15
  Speaker 1: do stand up. It's gonna help him speak in public
• 1:35:18
  Speaker 1: and stuff that. So it's a four week program. It's
• 1:35:20
  Speaker 1: gonna start in November, and I'm very excited about it.
• 1:35:25
  Speaker 1: That's that's great. I think I think it deserves to
• 1:35:30
  Speaker 1: say it one more time. Writing monologue, that's good. We're
• 1:35:32
  Speaker 1: gonna teach kids how to you know, do monologue, how
• 1:35:35
  Speaker 1: to write jokes. We're gonna show them the ins and
• 1:35:37
  Speaker 1: out of comedy. You know, how to make me write
• 1:35:39
  Speaker 1: scripts at a young age, you know, because teachers are
• 1:35:41
  Speaker 1: always tell you stop backing silly. You're not gonna make
• 1:35:43
  Speaker 1: any money from act silly. Well that's not true. You
• 1:35:46
  Speaker 1: can make a lot of money from being silly. We're
• 1:35:49
  Speaker 1: gonna we're gonna get him at a young age. That's
• 1:35:52
  Speaker 1: how do they get involved in. It's gonna we're gonna
• 1:35:55
  Speaker 1: get the information that's coming out next month with the
• 1:35:57
  Speaker 1: ball and hill shops. In that Jason, I'd like to
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  Speaker 1: thank on knee of helped me put this program together
• 1:36:01
  Speaker 1: because I've always wanted to do it. And it's called
• 1:36:03
  Speaker 1: a class clown because being a class clown, you know
• 1:36:07
  Speaker 1: down brown, nobody gonna pay you to be funny what
• 1:36:09
  Speaker 1: you're talking about? Now push them out? Oh you thought
• 1:36:14
  Speaker 1: that was cute? Won't you stand up? Telling whole class?
• 1:36:17
  Speaker 1: And then I do thirty minutes you gotta set But
• 1:36:23
  Speaker 1: its blanding telling you, Steve sit down in the back
• 1:36:26
  Speaker 1: acting the food. You ain't gonna ever make no money
• 1:36:28
  Speaker 1: acting the food. Well, my stupid ass is so scouraging. Woman.
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  Speaker 1: and I never got to see that on say it
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  Speaker 1: over here, man, never got to say it on the
• 1:36:55
  Speaker 1: other show, but you get to see it over here.
• 1:37:00
  Speaker 1: But no, I don't put up your mouth on the
• 1:37:03
  Speaker 1: other show, but you get to say it over He's
• 1:37:07
  Speaker 1: making louder louder I never got to see it on
• 1:37:10
  Speaker 1: another show. Never got to say it on the other show. No, no,
• 1:37:16
  Speaker 1: never got to see it on the other show. But
• 1:37:19
  Speaker 1: I get to say it over here. I get to
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  Speaker 1: say it. Oh, he never got to see it on
• 1:37:36
  Speaker 1: the other show. Never got to say it on the
• 1:37:40
  Speaker 1: other show. I never got to say it on the
• 1:37:44
  Speaker 1: other show. But you get to say it, oh for
• 1:37:51
  Speaker 1: he never got to say it on the other show.
• 1:37:59
  Speaker 1: Never got stay it on the other show. Ever got
• 1:38:03
  Speaker 1: to stay it on the other shore. Now now say
• 1:38:07
  Speaker 1: it over here. Never got to say it on the
• 1:38:12
  Speaker 1: other show. You do a breakdown for me, do a
• 1:38:15
  Speaker 1: talk breakdown. I want to talk break down. Never never
• 1:38:21
  Speaker 1: ever got a chance open up my mouth on that
• 1:38:31
  Speaker 1: damn shot. Only one could talk with him. Why would
• 1:38:40
  Speaker 1: you shut the only person that had a damn since
• 1:38:48
  Speaker 1: But you didn't want him to talk because you thought
• 1:38:52
  Speaker 1: you'd lose your shine. But you ain't shine it so
• 1:38:57
  Speaker 1: long you do long take it away? Yeah, show the
• 1:39:09
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