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- 0:00The B -Side and Boxing. B -Side shit. B -Side.
- 0:04B -Side. And the B -Side. You got a B -Side.
- 0:06The B -Side. B -Side. B -Side. B -Side. The B
- 0:10-Side thing. This is the B -Sides Boxing Podcast.
- 0:21Alright, here we go. Boxing B -Sides. It's a
- 0:26fucking crossover episode. Josh, my man, how
- 0:30are you doing? Excellent, especially now that
- 0:33we've upgraded in co -host. And Shanada from
- 0:36Boxing Before Dark has stepped in for our intrepid
- 0:41co -host, Saul Goodman. He's out on convalescence.
- 0:48I'm looking forward to hanging out with Josh.
- 0:50He's fun. Absolutely. It's going to be a good
- 0:54time. Before we get into the boxing news, of
- 0:57which there's very little, we're going to talk
- 0:59a little bit of MMA. May 9th, UFC 328. The card
- 1:05is actually pretty good, I have to admit. For
- 1:10the price of your Paramount Plus subscription,
- 1:13you get a couple of fights. Let me see, moving
- 1:18up the bill. In the prelims, capping off the
- 1:21prelims, Ateba Gautier. Very boxing fan friendly.
- 1:26I would consider him like a heavy striker. So
- 1:29you can enjoy that. In the main portion, King
- 1:34Green versus Jeremy Stevens. Now, this is an
- 1:40unkoff. Where King Green is 34 -17 -1. Jeremy
- 1:46Stevens is 29 -22. You're not looking at high
- 1:51quality... fucking combat here but you're gonna
- 1:55get you're gonna get action um so there's that
- 2:00uh moving up the bill the co -main event flyweight
- 2:06title uh flyweight is 125 over on the UFC side
- 2:11of the house uh Joshua Van the champ versus Tatsuro
- 2:15Taira and this should be good this is Joshua
- 2:19Van's first defense Of his flyweight title. And
- 2:24it should be a good time. Against Tyra. Main
- 2:27event. Middleweight champ. That's 185 I believe.
- 2:33Kamzat Shmaev. Versus Sean Strickland. Strickland
- 2:39is the dude. That does the Philly shell. In MMA
- 2:43fighting. And the cross block too. He does the
- 2:46cross block as well. It's interesting. I asked,
- 2:52kind of as a joke, but I actually got a pretty
- 2:55serious answer when I asked Nathan and Isaac,
- 2:59how is the Philly Shell going to defend against
- 3:02a really heavy wrestler like Shemayev? This is
- 3:06not boxing fan friendly, by the way, if you haven't
- 3:09gathered that yet. No, it's rough. The striking
- 3:12is rough here. Yeah, this is not boxing fan friendly.
- 3:17But how does the Philly Shell defend against...
- 3:20a very heavy wrestler. And the response was that
- 3:26with the Philly shell, when you have that hand,
- 3:29the, your, your jab hand is lower. Maybe you
- 3:33can use that to like deflect off of, uh, off
- 3:38a wrestler shoot stuff to shoot. Yeah, exactly.
- 3:41Yeah. So it was an interesting answer. I believe
- 3:45it was Nathan that posed that one. So. interesting
- 3:51to think about because Sean Strickland, he refers
- 3:54to... He says he has good skills, but he refers
- 4:00to his wrestling skills as his gay skills. That's
- 4:05just what he calls it. Oh, isn't that fun? Yeah.
- 4:10A self -aware man. I like it. So we'll see how
- 4:16this one plays out, but UFC 328, Ultimate FN
- 4:21Casuals, wherever you're listening to this, you
- 4:22can get that as well. Into the boxing part of
- 4:28the news, which it's not a whole lot. First things
- 4:33first, the boxing survey, bxng .co slash survey.
- 4:38I have a lot of questions about what you think
- 4:41about the titles. How do you rate them individually?
- 4:47in terms of prestige? How do you rank them against
- 4:50each other in terms of prestige? Which do you
- 4:53perceive to be more corrupt than the others?
- 4:57All kinds of different questions. And I want
- 5:01to know what you think. bxng .co slash survey.
- 5:05And second thing that's not so fun. The Muhammad
- 5:10Ali American Boxing Revival Act has passed the
- 5:13House. It is currently in committee. in the Senate,
- 5:18and we can't let Dana White and his ilk get away
- 5:32with... Nobody is saying boxing is perfect. Nobody
- 5:38has... We'll talk about this. It'll come up organically,
- 5:43I assure you, with how Josh's sentiments about
- 5:46how boxing is the product right now is not great.
- 5:53But nonetheless, this legislation is not going
- 5:59to help. It's going to further divide. It's going
- 6:03to further make a consensus number one. fighter
- 6:09become more difficult to achieve just because
- 6:14it's going to create more silos and that's not
- 6:18what we need right now if you go to ldxmedia
- 6:21.net slash b -sides check the link at the top
- 6:27you can find how you can contact your senators
- 6:30and there's a blurb there if you want to use
- 6:34it go ahead if you don't go ahead But we have
- 6:37to do something. Like, we can't let these fucking
- 6:42people. Like, they're going to try to UFC. We
- 6:46already know what Zufa looks like. That's what
- 6:48they're trying to do. They're trying to make
- 6:50boxing like that. And it sucks. It fucking sucks.
- 6:58So, there you go. Speaking of Zufa. Sergei Derevyanchenko
- 7:06signs with Zufa. How are we feeling about this
- 7:11move? I feel like this might be the best for
- 7:14his current state. He's going to be given to
- 7:18Edgar Berlanga as a layup, and then Berlanga's
- 7:22going to lose this layup. That would make me
- 7:25so fucking happy. You can see it, right? They're
- 7:29going to give Berlanga a credible but so washed
- 7:32name. Because there's no other way. Like, unfortunately,
- 7:38like, this is how they're going to build their
- 7:41stars. Stars and airports. But Derevyanchenko
- 7:44doesn't understand he's supposed to lose. It
- 7:48doesn't matter who he's fighting. He's going
- 7:50to try. Like, I honestly think he beat Mbili
- 7:54one -handed. It's arguable. He's just so washed.
- 7:59Like, the only reason he lost to Adamas was because
- 8:01his legs were gone. Really? Yeah. The only reason
- 8:06Mbili didn't got the decision is because his
- 8:10bicep tore in, like, the second round. Yeah,
- 8:13like, Derevyanchenko's incredibly washed, but
- 8:16not washed enough to lose to Berlanga, I don't
- 8:21think. So that's going to be a really funny high
- 8:24school gym event. This is a man who is in the
- 8:29hamper. who refuses to become a trapo. Yeah,
- 8:34like the cat. This is like a rag that a cat keeps
- 8:37picking up and taking out of the hamper. Yeah.
- 8:40Type of fighter. But I love it. Like, there is
- 8:44one of my fan favorites. I'm all here for Zufa
- 8:47picking, like, the worst guys to feed to their
- 8:50guys. Who they want to be stars. Yeah. Because,
- 8:55I mean, it already happened. They had Gvostik,
- 8:57and it's like, okay, cool, and then Hot Rod out
- 9:00of nowhere flatlines him. He finds power he never
- 9:05knew he had. Yeah, I've never seen Hot Rod look
- 9:08that powerful either. Questions about Zufa's
- 9:12testing system. Fuck it. Fuck it, man. Let the
- 9:18Ankhs roid rage and destroy their product. If
- 9:24the Onks roid rage and destroy Zufa's product,
- 9:27it's not even immoral. I'm happy Sergei's getting
- 9:34paid. That's the bottom line for me. He deserves
- 9:36it. Getting paid is... It's a relative term,
- 9:41but still. He's not getting fights with anyone
- 9:44else, though. He's getting work, and he's making
- 9:47some kind of money, so it's something. Yeah,
- 9:52it is something. Oh, speaking of something. Sergei
- 9:58Devonchenko with the Zufa belt would be fucking
- 10:01amazing. I love it. Yeah, the Casio watch belt.
- 10:04After Edgar Berlanga doesn't even know where
- 10:08he is. Amazing. Absolutely. Moving to Canelo
- 10:16vs. Mbili is set for September 12th in Riyadh.
- 10:23First of all, you fucked up the location. Second
- 10:27of all, what are we thinking about the fight?
- 10:32Because this one is, to me, it's a bit of...
- 10:35I'm making the 6 -7 motion for the people who
- 10:38can't see. You can make arguments either way,
- 10:44I feel like. I do think this one's pretty 50
- 10:47-50. Yeah, which honestly just speaks to how
- 10:50washed Canelo is. 100%. But I think Canelo's
- 10:54pretty fucking washed. He went to that aging
- 10:58doctor who diagnosed him being age 20. Yeah,
- 11:02he's 26. So you know what? This is a prime Canelo
- 11:06actually fighting in Beely, so who knows? After
- 11:10multiple surgeries and years of decline, this
- 11:14is his prime form. Yeah, this is the best we're
- 11:19gonna get. Mbili is so one -dimensional that
- 11:24Canelo can win it. But I think Mbili might, like,
- 11:28overwork him. I don't know if Canelo can defend.
- 11:33Like, I get we're going to run through the gears
- 11:35here and, like, we're going to be seeing how
- 11:38Canelo looks, but it's just... I don't... Mbili
- 11:43is probably the safest one unless you want, like,
- 11:46Munguia again. Yeah. Of the current... crop at
- 11:51168, he is the safer option. Like, he's not fighting
- 11:54fucking Iglesias. No fucking way. Or Lester Martinez.
- 11:58Lester Martinez is just a better version of what
- 12:00Mbili is, too. Exactly. Also, I set it up. Yakub
- 12:07Bank would have been a funny one to see, though.
- 12:11Yakub's gotta fight, so he might get the winner.
- 12:16That's true. He's got a claim. He has a claim.
- 12:21So if this came down to roles and discord, where
- 12:25are you landing? In B -League. In B -League,
- 12:29because it'd be really funny. That is very much
- 12:33in keeping with your standard operating procedure.
- 12:36Yeah, like, it's either, like, I am actually
- 12:39in support of this guy. If not, it's, do I hate
- 12:42one guy? And then third is funniest possible
- 12:45outcome. Hence, always cheering for Molly. Canelo
- 12:49getting... Rolly winning is always the funniest.
- 12:54Always the funniest. Canelo coming back and like
- 12:58losing embarrassingly to Mbili is just like peak
- 13:02comedy. Canelo getting cucked on May 5th was
- 13:06the funniest thing ever. Or like Cinco de Mayo
- 13:09weekend and the crowd booing him. And having
- 13:12to run out of the arena. I didn't even see that
- 13:17part. To avoid the call out. Yeah, because he
- 13:20just left. He just left after Munguia barely
- 13:22beat Resendiz. Just ran out of there. I still
- 13:28don't think Mbili should have that belt. They
- 13:31should have ordered the rematch instead of elevating
- 13:34him. That's ridiculous. Yeah, Lester. Well, you
- 13:37know what? It'll be more satisfying when not
- 13:41Canelo, someone else takes him out. That's true.
- 13:45That's what I'm saying. Mbili's on the hate watch,
- 13:47but right now it's funnier for Mbili to win.
- 13:51Do you think that it's... I think it's really
- 13:57possible that the WBC elevated Mbili to full
- 14:03champion because they knew they were going to
- 14:05order the Canelo fight. So we can't risk... Mbili
- 14:11losing to Leicester, which he was very liable
- 14:14to do, and then have Canelo versus Leicester,
- 14:19who would probably box his fucking years off?
- 14:24I 100 % believe that. Yeah, like the Reynoso's
- 14:27probably, there's probably a petition that was
- 14:29sent in to challenge the... the next holder of
- 14:35the WBC title or whatever, and then the WBC,
- 14:39you know, they're not entirely incompetent. And
- 14:44they're corrupt as fuck. They're just corrupt.
- 14:46They're corrupt but not incompetent. So, like,
- 14:48they're not going to say, yeah, we'll order the
- 14:50rematch and then give Canelo, like, an active,
- 14:55very dangerous, like, opponent with no proven,
- 14:59like, track record of consistency. Other than,
- 15:02like, a continued upwards progression. No, we're
- 15:06going to give you the stagnant one on a long
- 15:09layoff. Yeah. I think Resendiz was a layup. Resendiz
- 15:15was also a layup. Let's be real. Based on what
- 15:19we saw, yeah. Resendiz was a layup. It's just
- 15:23that Imbili can't... Or, no, like... Sorry, it
- 15:27was Munguia who got Resendiz. Whatever opponents
- 15:30were available for Mbili, potentially, beforehand
- 15:33that weren't Lester, were all layups. Because
- 15:37he wasn't going to fight. Everyone pulled out
- 15:39of fighting Iglesias. So this is going to be...
- 15:43This is as close to a layup as you can get for
- 15:46Canelo. That isn't just Munguia again. Nobody
- 15:50wants to see that. I don't think they would even
- 15:52do that. No, because he's part of the camp now.
- 15:56Yeah, he's in the camp. Oh, man. Last bit. The
- 16:04Nigerian fight night that got tear gassed. Shanada,
- 16:09you found some more info on this one. Yeah, so
- 16:14apparently there was people without tickets trying
- 16:16to get in, and the security tried to tear gas
- 16:19them in front of the doors, and then the wind
- 16:24blew the tear gas in. Oh my god. Did you not
- 16:29learn this lesson in World War I? That's how
- 16:33long ago we were dealing with trying to gas people.
- 16:39Like, on the field, I should say. I don't know
- 16:43what the venue was like, but just shut the fucking
- 16:45doors. No, I've seen, like, this is in Nigeria,
- 16:50right? I've seen, like, some of their heavyweight
- 16:52ones, and they look like they happen in, like,
- 16:54desolate parking lots. On the street, pretty
- 16:56much. Yeah, so, it really, like, it's more hilarious
- 17:01than you think. Because instead of flooding into
- 17:04a building, it, like, they open the cans out,
- 17:08and then the wind just blows it right into the
- 17:10ring. Like, it's funny. The visual is funnier
- 17:13than you think. Just because of the open air.
- 17:18Open concept. Well, and if it is just in a parking
- 17:22lot, like, I guess that makes a little more sense
- 17:26why people without tickets would be trying to
- 17:30get in. You can't just shut the door. Why are
- 17:34all these bleachers here? I want to check this
- 17:37out. Like, what's going on here? That's just
- 17:41really funny. This was an Amir Khan card, right?
- 17:46Yeah, Amir Khan was the promoter. God. Fucking
- 17:51great. Well, and the best part is they just called,
- 17:56like, time until everyone got their shit together
- 17:58and made them continue fighting afterwards. With
- 18:01the tear gas. Yep. oh my god yeah like big ups
- 18:06to the referee like he didn't he did not skip
- 18:09a beat he just went he went to each corner and
- 18:11he's like give me a towel he and wet the towel
- 18:14and now hold this over your like to the fighter
- 18:16he's like hold this over your mouth and then
- 18:18and then he got one and then he just sat there
- 18:21and waited yeah yeah ref's been tear gas before
- 18:26apparently this ref has been in the shit like
- 18:29he knows what's up yeah like okay That's good
- 18:35stuff. Great job, Amir Khan. No, that's... Hey,
- 18:40listen, if Amir Khan hired the referee, it is
- 18:41great job, Amir Khan. Yeah. Maybe don't give
- 18:46the security guys tear gas next time. There must
- 18:49be other things they could use. Literally anything.
- 18:54Like get the tasers or something. Like the electronic...
- 18:58Yeah. Even a cattle prod. A cattle prod. That's
- 19:02what I was thinking of. Anything. Just anything.
- 19:06Give them like a chancla or something. Just not
- 19:08deer cats. Just have some grandmas in there with
- 19:13fucking sandals ready to rock. Oh, yeah. Yeah,
- 19:17those Nigerian grandmas will keep people in line.
- 19:20Fuck yeah, man. With the rolling pins? Yeah.
- 19:23With the rolling pins in hand. Yeah. My grandma
- 19:28was white. We got the rolling pin or the wooden
- 19:30spoon. I got whatever was on hand. Depends how
- 19:37bad you were being. If they had time to go to
- 19:39the kitchen, you were fucked. That's true. If
- 19:42it was just like throw whatever's in their hand,
- 19:44yeah, you're good. Let's fucking roll on because
- 19:52we don't have a whole lot this week. But next
- 19:58week is going to be fucking excellent. Let's
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- 23:04-u -l. Alright. The reviews are light. We have
- 23:13Thursday, April 23rd, Tasman Fighters at the
- 23:19Fortitude Music Hall in Queensland, Australia.
- 23:23Jason Maloney got the UD over Andre Donovan.
- 23:29So congrats to Mustachioed Maloney. Is there
- 23:36only one of them with a mustache? I cannot tell
- 23:39these two men apart. I only know that Jason,
- 23:42the one who lost to Nakatani, has the... Or not
- 23:48Nakatani. I think he did. Tension. Tension. Nasukawa
- 23:53is who I was thinking of. It's the other one,
- 23:56I think, that Nakatani knocked out. Andrew beat
- 23:58Nakatani. Yes. Andrew got beaten by Nakatani,
- 24:03yes. I can't differentiate them either. Saturday,
- 24:09April 25th. Primetime Fight Night Volume 8 in
- 24:15Kolding, Denmark. Jakob Bank knocks out Paulinus
- 24:19in Jolonimu. Who does that to Paulinus? Honestly,
- 24:29I don't think he's been knocked out before. So
- 24:31no one. No one does that to Polinas. Who does
- 24:34that to Njolanimu? I'm on the Yakub Bank hype
- 24:40train. I fucking love it. In the last episode
- 24:45that'll be on Patreon, it's the part that you
- 24:48can't... One of the parts would be where I say,
- 24:54I am fucking ecstatic for Denmark. I'm so fucking
- 24:59happy for you guys. You have a fighter here in
- 25:03Jakob Bank. He looks the part and he apparently
- 25:07plays the part. You have like what could be a
- 25:12homegrown star on your hands. He's climbed the
- 25:17ranks. He's played the game. He is like knocking
- 25:20on the door of a championship shot. It's pretty
- 25:23crazy that he's actually good. There's not the
- 25:25usual European home cooking during his fights.
- 25:29He is just beating the shit out of these guys.
- 25:32He's worked his way up. He played the game, and
- 25:37he's fucking winning. God, I am so fucking hyped
- 25:40for Denmark here. So hyped. Just Scandinavia
- 25:45in general doesn't have that many boxers to cheer
- 25:48for. Right, we were talking about it. The Icelandic
- 25:53commission, like, it's a brand new commission.
- 25:56They just recently started allowing combat sports
- 26:00in Iceland. So, like, get Jakob Bank in Iceland.
- 26:07Reykjavik? Come on now. That'd be lit. That would
- 26:11be. Like, legitimately, I would be excited for
- 26:14boxing to go to more countries. Good stuff. Get
- 26:21him in Greenland. Greenland's owned by Denmark,
- 26:24right? Like, that's part of the country? Yeah,
- 26:26it's the autonomous region of Denmark. Matchroom
- 26:32on DAZN in Las Vegas, same day. Moving up the
- 26:38bill, Nishant Dev got a stoppage in two over
- 26:42Juan Carlos Guerra. It was... I guess what you
- 26:49would expect from a highly touted amateur standout
- 26:53in dev coming into his sixth fight. So he did
- 27:00what he was supposed to do. We haven't really
- 27:04seen what Nishant Dev is capable of yet. Yeah.
- 27:12Gerald Miller. UD over Lanier Pero. It wasn't
- 27:22all that exciting of a fight, but there were
- 27:27elements of Jarrell Miller that you don't see
- 27:34that often in modern heavyweights, especially
- 27:37in today's generation. He broke a thousand punches.
- 27:43That's crazy for heavyweights. Great volume.
- 27:47His selection is pretty damn good. He's not terrible.
- 27:54American heavyweights, this is all we got, baby.
- 27:59So if you're not on the train, then you're going
- 28:03to be sitting and waiting for the next one for
- 28:05quite some time. Jesus. Watch Miller pop again.
- 28:10Oh. I've been checking. Nothing's come up. It
- 28:16hasn't happened yet, but I'm just saying, the
- 28:18volume, every other time he's had anything resembling
- 28:24a good run, it's like, oh, hey, they drained
- 28:28your blood to feed Katayev. It's that bad. They
- 28:34took the pharmacy out of you and put it in. Yeah,
- 28:38that's what I'm saying. Miller pops for fucking
- 28:41everything. His theory on steroids is more is
- 28:47better. I remember when he popped, when he was
- 28:53supposed to... Fuck. It was after the AJ pop,
- 28:58but he popped for something that has no benefit
- 29:01other than giving rats cancer. Yeah. That's the
- 29:07only thing that drug does. And it's banned because
- 29:11it's hazardous to health. Not even like... Then
- 29:13why take it? Like, what the hell? Exactly. That's
- 29:16what I'm saying. He popped for something that
- 29:19was literally just like, yeah, this gives rats
- 29:20cancer. No proven benefit. Miller just mixes
- 29:25everything. And some of them have to counteract
- 29:28each other. Like, I don't know. But so far, as
- 29:33far as I can tell, he has not popped after this
- 29:36fight. And I was a little disappointed in Pero.
- 29:40I thought he would... do more but i think the
- 29:44the constant action just like halted him he didn't
- 29:50know how to deal with so many punches peril was
- 29:56supposed to be like a i i don't know if yeah
- 30:01at 13 and oh like hot prospect right was it supposed
- 30:06to be like the next big thing coming out he's
- 30:09cuban 33 So who knows how old he is, but he was
- 30:13supposed to be like the next Ortiz kind of. Or
- 30:18like the Frank Sanchez, what Frank Sanchez should
- 30:21have been. Yeah, like he was supposed to be the
- 30:27next hot Cuban heavyweight. And you're losing
- 30:34to Big Baby. Not only that, you're getting like
- 30:39out. The athleticism is the gap with Big Baby
- 30:44Miller. That was the crazy part. Miller came
- 30:48in at a career low, didn't he? No, not even close.
- 30:52I thought he came in at like 305. 305. His career
- 30:56low is 248 is his career low in 2011. Career
- 31:02low was a misspeak, but it's the lowest he's
- 31:05been since Andy Ruiz. He weighed in the same
- 31:09for Andy Ruiz. Okay. Listen, he showed up fat
- 31:13as shit for some of these fights. I'm looking
- 31:15at the number 341. Yeah. Was that the Bracamonte
- 31:19one? Yes. God. Of course it was. That was the
- 31:23heaviest heavyweight fight. Heaviest boxing match
- 31:27until those YouTubers. Those, oh my God, that
- 31:32YouTube fight was so funny. But even just a couple
- 31:35years ago, he was 333 against Dubois. And Lucas
- 31:40Brown. Man, he's so fucking fat, man. Oh, my
- 31:46God. Goddamn. This is a professional athlete
- 31:51who takes the entire pharmacy, but no Ozempic
- 31:53in there. He picks it out like a kid does his
- 31:58veggies, man. Like, it's just no weight loss
- 32:01drugs. Everything else. Sad times. We'll have
- 32:07to watch if Miller dies of cancer. Give me the
- 32:11rat cancer drink. Yeah, give me rat cancer. That's
- 32:14what I need for my professional sporting career.
- 32:19Going for the Deadpool super serum mix. That's
- 32:25what I'm saying. They drain him, they filter
- 32:29all the cancer out, and then they give it to
- 32:31Kataya as the super soldier serum. This is what
- 32:40we got, America. This is the best we got. This
- 32:43is actually the best American heavyweight. It's
- 32:45really sad. This is what we got. Make peace with
- 32:52it. Hold on. I see Jake Paul ranked 13th. What?
- 32:58He's the 13th best American heavyweight. I would
- 33:02like to not claim him. Is it possible for me
- 33:06to just submit a waiver? We just claimed Miller,
- 33:11though. I would rather have Jarrell Miller. I
- 33:15would also. Oh, my God. Here's the thing. My
- 33:20man has popped for performance -enhancing substances
- 33:25multiple times. he is going to be under the highest
- 33:30scrutiny. If he pops for, like, he's going to
- 33:35pop, if he's going to pop for something, like,
- 33:37it's, they're gonna find it right away. He's
- 33:41already been guilty. At least he's not popping
- 33:42for bullshit that, like, rat cancer shit. No,
- 33:47shit that doesn't work, but he's not popping
- 33:51for, like, I don't know. What's the bullshit
- 33:54that Ryan Garcia popped for? Osterine. He's popped
- 33:58for that, too. He has. He's popped for everything
- 34:01except anything weight loss related. No cocaine
- 34:05for Jarrell Miller. Actually, yeah, no. It's
- 34:09slimming. No recreational substances. Coke is
- 34:14slimming, so. He's at least on topic for I want
- 34:19to be better at boxing. Yeah. He wants to be
- 34:22the biggest heavyweight. The most cancerous heavyweight?
- 34:27What if his man boobs are fucking tumors? We
- 34:32need to get Jharrel Miller a mammogram. A mammogram.
- 34:36Pap smear a mammogram right now. Oh my god. Alright,
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- 38:28Into the previews, we have Friday, May 8th. There's
- 38:36not a whole lot going on on Friday, so if you
- 38:39really want some boxing, it's in the middle of
- 38:42the day. This card is in the Centro Pavisi in
- 38:46Milan, Italy. Ivan Zuko was a pretty solid super
- 38:53middleweight contender. We'll see if he can continue
- 38:57to get back into that. He lost to Callum Simpson.
- 39:05He lost to Callum Simpson and then he kind of
- 39:09fell off after that. Hey, it's boxing on Friday.
- 39:16Saturday, May 9th. Queensberry on DAZN. I'm going
- 39:26to go from just the bottom up on box rec. So
- 39:30this is not necessarily the running order. We
- 39:32got Bakadir Jalalov versus Agron Samiki. Samikichi.
- 39:41Shit. That's a heavyweight fight. It's a one
- 39:44-star heavyweight fight because Bakadir Jalalov
- 39:48is a one -star man. It's an upgrade for Jalalov's
- 39:52usual opposition. Oh. moving up uh david morel
- 40:01versus zach chelly that should be a fun time
- 40:04at light heavyweight interesting that david oh
- 40:06that's right david moved up david's been a light
- 40:09heavy yeah i forgot about that and then jack
- 40:13rafferty versus smn that's a welterweight fight
- 40:16and fabio wardley burst daniel dubois have you
- 40:22gotten your your roles in discord Oh, I picked
- 40:27it. I have picked Dubois. This is a Wardley hate
- 40:33watch, honestly. Wardley's going to hit triple
- 40:36sevens again. I know. Wardley is everything people
- 40:40slandered Wilder for for years. Yo. Like, no
- 40:44defense. Like, no chin, no defense. Only reliant
- 40:49on, like, fluke power shots. But it's working.
- 40:54It works. That's what I'm saying. So I'm like,
- 40:56why are we bitching at Wilder? Let's be real.
- 41:01Wilder actually had some skills to him, and then
- 41:03Wardley's just... Josh, which is funnier? It's
- 41:08funnier. To be fair, I prefer if Daniel Dubois
- 41:11wins because then Usyk can't fight Wardley. And
- 41:14Usyk isn't going to fight Dubois a third time.
- 41:18Okay, fair enough. It forces Usyk to take a real
- 41:22fight instead of beating Wardley in three rounds.
- 41:28Well, why wouldn't he just wait for the winner
- 41:30of Fury, AJ? I'd still prefer another one of
- 41:36those than giving Wardley the shred of a chance
- 41:39to hit triple sevens on Usyk. Like, let's be
- 41:43real. If Wardley hits triple sevens on Usyk,
- 41:46I think we just shock heavyweights. Like, I'm
- 41:48done. Yeah, just done. I'm done with this. I'm
- 41:51never covering it again. I'm never talking about
- 41:54this again. Like, I'm actually done. Because,
- 41:57like, I just can't. Like, man, like, if I watch
- 42:02Wilder get so much slander for years, and the
- 42:05most slander Wardley gets is that he's like...
- 42:08his defense is lacking and I'm like that's not
- 42:11even the like that's not the tip that's the tip
- 42:14of the iceberg of the issues this guy has Wilder
- 42:17had head movement to a degree I had to watch
- 42:21Fabio Wardley get wobbled by Eric Molina on a
- 42:26fucking undercard like do you know how bad it
- 42:29is is that the school teacher that AJ fucking
- 42:31iced Eric Molina is the guy where like he'll
- 42:36get hit by anything and just like Take a dive,
- 42:38basically. But not even, like, taking a dive
- 42:41because he's getting paid to. It's just, no,
- 42:44he doesn't like the contact. I thought we were
- 42:48playboxing. In the words of our good friend Ward
- 42:52Dishy, on that night, Alfred Molina, the Broadway
- 42:55actor, would have put up a better fight against
- 43:00Wardley. Eric Molina has apparently been downgraded
- 43:06to Montreal Casino Fights. And he got knocked
- 43:11out by some Canadian. That's what I'm saying.
- 43:16I can't do this. I had to watch Kravio Wardley
- 43:19have to get wobbled by this guy. This is the
- 43:26school teacher. He's from Texas. He's a school
- 43:30teacher? He's a school teacher. Nice. Does he
- 43:34at least teach gym? I hope not. Are you fucking
- 43:38kidding me? He's going to teach his kids to just
- 43:40dive on the ground? Is he going to teach them
- 43:44English? Is he going to teach math, though? This
- 43:47guy's teaching you high school calculus, dude?
- 43:51Your teacher fails you, you show up to the parent
- 43:53-teacher conference with a fucking low -light
- 43:55tape. What else did he teach? I mean, interpretive
- 44:05dance is a good one. Fair. I don't know what
- 44:10I was thinking. I don't know. I was just like,
- 44:15I don't know. I just remember that he was a school
- 44:19teacher. Back to Fabio Wardley versus Daniel
- 44:25Dubois. I'm riding with Dubois, or not. I'm writing
- 44:30against Dubois on this one. Like, I have ridden
- 44:32against Wardley enough times and have had my
- 44:37expectations shattered by this goddamn slot machine.
- 44:42The one time you back him, he won't pay out,
- 44:44though. Yeah. You know what? I've never won betting
- 44:49money on boxing, but I've won the first two boxing
- 44:53pick -ems years ago when I just zero -stakes
- 44:56predictions, like real predictions. I think I
- 44:59should just put $2 on Wardley and just watch
- 45:01him fall apart immediately. That's what I do.
- 45:04I do coffee bets and hamburger bets. You just
- 45:09curse fighters with your gambling money. I do.
- 45:13Was it? I look like Manny Pacquiao's mom sometimes
- 45:15with the... Oh, doing the, like... Yeah, literally.
- 45:22That's what I look like sometimes with these
- 45:25fighters. Doing the curses? Yeah. These guys
- 45:28weigh 100 pounds too much for me to give a shit,
- 45:31so... I think Wardley hitting triple sevens would
- 45:35be funny. Moving to... Manny Pacquiao promotions
- 45:42in cooperation with Salida at the Gateway Center
- 45:48Arena in College Park, Georgia. Who do I recognize
- 45:53on this undercard? Oof, nobody. Angelo Leo, the
- 45:58IBF featherweight champ versus Raees Alim, the
- 46:02number one contender. What do we make of this?
- 46:07Is this just like... Cheeky Mandos with the IBF?
- 46:11I don't even mind it. Like, it is Cheeky Mandos
- 46:14because Aleem is 35 and lost to Sam Goodman.
- 46:18Ew, did he? Yeah. He did. But it was a split
- 46:22decision. Split decision in Australia, though,
- 46:24so I'm not going to make much of it. Okay, so
- 46:27he probably won, is what you're telling me. Like,
- 46:31he definitely deserves the fight. Like, there's
- 46:33worse guys to fight. Yeah, this isn't Cheeky
- 46:36Mando's and they have absolutely no chance, but
- 46:39I really back Leo on this one. Like, I will be
- 46:43surprised. Like, Leo's definitely better. Huh.
- 46:49But, short side note, you have to look at Ramese's
- 46:54Vargas' box rec pick. Dude has a fro. Wait, let
- 46:59me see this. I'm not, like, kind of a fro. Holy
- 47:01shit! He has a 70s disco. Rameses Vargas. Oh,
- 47:07Rameses Vargas. Let's see. Oh, god damn. He looks
- 47:10like a fucking microphone. Look at him. He looks
- 47:15like 70s disco hair. He's the pop filter. He's
- 47:20like if he made a caricature of Salvador Sanchez's
- 47:23hair. I just thought it was hilarious. Like,
- 47:27look at how Salvador Sanchez looked. It just
- 47:29looks like you went into Photoshop and just dragged
- 47:31it. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 100%. He's
- 47:36got a Mexican fro, which I didn't even know was
- 47:39a thing. Mexican fros are weird. They don't look
- 47:45right. When I lived in St. John's, there was
- 47:49a white boy with, like, a Jewish fro. Oh my god.
- 47:55But you know what I mean. Yeah, I know exactly
- 47:59what you mean. Yeah, but it was huge. And it
- 48:02bounced when he'd walk and I'd see him walking
- 48:04home from the university all the time and I laughed
- 48:07every fucking time. Oh my god. But yeah, Leo
- 48:13should win this. Yeah, we're expecting Leo to
- 48:15take this pretty easily. Relatively easily. Yeah,
- 48:22I don't think it's like 100 % a layup, but he
- 48:25should win this pretty easy. We have... Assuming
- 48:33that he wins this, what does he do next? Because
- 48:37Espinoza and Figueroa, looking like they're going
- 48:42to be unifying. And then Bruce Carrington is
- 48:48the... The third one on that. I mean, Leo Shushu
- 48:56would make sense, but I don't think it's gonna
- 48:58happen. Who's Leo with again? Like, obviously
- 49:04Solita, but... Probox, I believe. Probox. Did
- 49:09he... Is he Probox? Probox lost the bid for this.
- 49:15Unifying with BFig might not be bad. If it all
- 49:19works out. I could see him going to top rank.
- 49:24Yeah. Unifying. Carrington's fine. Beefick has
- 49:29a title. And he's fighting Espinosa. It seems
- 49:32to be the case. Yeah. There's names. There's
- 49:36names. You know what? If he went and fought Nick
- 49:40Ball as an easy one and killed Nick Ball, I also
- 49:42don't mind. Another Nick Ball murder? Yeah, like,
- 49:49I don't mind it. Considering that B -Fig beat
- 49:51him in slow motion. You see the shot that actually
- 49:55landed, cracked him, was rather slow. Because
- 50:01Leo fights in Japan fairly often. Shimomachi
- 50:06might be one that they could make. And he's quite
- 50:09beatable as well. He just beat Rea Abe on the
- 50:13weekend. Because he's not going to fight Kameda
- 50:17again. That would be stupid. No. Omar Trinidad
- 50:23is number two. But I honestly am not sure who
- 50:26Omar is. He's a Zufa guy. Okay, so he's not fighting
- 50:29him. Which Nunez is this? They don't have pictures
- 50:36on the boxing scene. I don't know. Leo's kind
- 50:41of ended up in the wings. I guess because he's
- 50:44with Probox, probably, but... Oh, it is what
- 50:48it is. Something will get done because he doesn't
- 50:50seem very... stagnant. Even though this is a
- 50:55good contender, so... I don't mind. Alright,
- 51:00let's get to our last card of the weekend. Sunday,
- 51:03May 10th. Zufa Boxing 6. In the prelims... I
- 51:11recognize Emiliano Cárdenas. He's facing Alexis
- 51:15Alvarado. Justin Valoria versus Cesar Castellanos.
- 51:23That's about it for the prelims. Yeah. Not much.
- 51:30Katsarakis I recognize just because he's Greek.
- 51:35Yeah. He doesn't have many boxers. Yeah, in the
- 51:40main portion, Misael Rodriguez versus Andreas
- 51:43Katsourakis. He ran overtime. He was the guy.
- 51:50He won their 154 bracket, I think, twice. So
- 51:55there's that. Moving up, Julian Rodriguez versus
- 51:59James Perella. These guys had interesting nicknames.
- 52:06One was Hammer Hands, the other, the Slim Reaper.
- 52:09Torella is the Slim Reaper, and I love that nickname.
- 52:14Isn't that, he's also, what, he's 33? Yeah. 33.
- 52:20In Zufa, they're all old. Hammer Hands is 31.
- 52:24Oh my god, you're right. Zufa is slowly becoming
- 52:29Unk League and, like, Child's League. So in lacrosse,
- 52:34there's something called a masters, which is
- 52:37after you turn 45, you have the option to like
- 52:41retire and play non -contact, like low, like
- 52:46it's like slow pitch. It's like slow pitch softball,
- 52:50basically equivalent. Like you drink beers, you
- 52:52guys pass the ball around and shoot. There's
- 52:54no real defense. And that's what Zufa appears
- 52:57to be. It's just Masters boxing because it's
- 53:02all these people who, like, they're in no way
- 53:04viable to, like, fight real people. But they
- 53:08can sure fight each other forever. Didn't Abs
- 53:10win a Masters title? Hey, he's the Las Vegas
- 53:17Masters champion. He is. He won the Masters bracket
- 53:20for his weight class. That's right. Excellent.
- 53:25Do not slander his good name because he will
- 53:29fuck you up. He will fuck you up over $486 or
- 53:35less. Or less. He will fuck you up. Do not owe
- 53:40him money. With Al Heyman, not even Showtime.
- 53:43Al Heyman beef. Over $486. The worst part is
- 53:52I asked him, I'm like, dude, just send your PayPal
- 53:54or whatever to chat. I'm sure all of us can chip
- 53:57in five bucks. And he's like, no, it's about
- 54:01the principle of it. It's the principle of the
- 54:03matter. It's the principle of it. Of course it
- 54:05is. Main event of this Zufa card, Shane Mosley
- 54:12versus Sergei Bohachuk. The very shopworn Sergei
- 54:19Bohachuk. Yeah, even when he wins, he loses.
- 54:25To be fair, was my prediction not right that
- 54:28they used his Brandon Adams weakness to get rid
- 54:32of him and then they could feed Brandon Adams
- 54:34to any other contenders because Brandon Adams
- 54:37is way easier to beat than Boa Chuck? If your
- 54:41name is not Brandon Adams. That was my take when
- 54:44I saw that they made that rematch, that they
- 54:46were just going to get rid of him, and then whoever
- 54:47beats Brandon Adams next gets that profile boost,
- 54:50being like, see, I beat a guy better than Boa
- 54:52Chuck. Yeah, it's just sleazy business bullshit.
- 54:57Yeah, it's a dirty game. Like, it was so obvious
- 55:01that that was happening when the fight got made,
- 55:04and now, look, he's on Zufa, so. I do think this
- 55:07fight should be fun. Oh, yeah, Shane Mosley Jr.
- 55:11always comes to fight. He doesn't fight good,
- 55:13but he fights fun. And so does Boa Chuck. Like,
- 55:17I'm expecting an all -action war on this one.
- 55:21Now watch, it's going to be Shane Mosley Jr.
- 55:24actually boxing for some reason. The Shenada
- 55:28curse. Yeah. Every time I get excited, they blue
- 55:33ball me. But I think this one should be fun.
- 55:36And I'm going to cheer for Boachuk just because.
- 55:39Because. Underdog story's fun. Versus the Nepo
- 55:43baby? Okay, Shane Mosley Jr. is a terrible Nepo
- 55:48baby. If he had to go on The Contender and somewhat
- 55:52earn it, he's a horrible Nepo baby. Shane Mosley
- 55:57should be ashamed of what he did for his kid
- 55:58because this is like nothing. Yeah, you hire
- 56:02your kid. You're the CEO, and you hire your kid,
- 56:06and he ends up being, like, a middle manager.
- 56:08That's perfect. He's just, like, really middling.
- 56:13I've seen better... Worst boxers be better Nepo
- 56:16babies for... Be better Nepo baby sons of worse
- 56:20guys. Yeah. Like, we're watching Connor Ben right
- 56:24now. And he's a worse, like... He's a worse nepo
- 56:30baby of, like, a guy who's arguably worse than
- 56:33Shane Mosley. 15 mil for Regis Progray, though?
- 56:38That's what I'm saying. Like, this guy's headlining
- 56:40Zufa for 400 bucks and a meal voucher. Like,
- 56:45come on. After you lose to Quigley, you have
- 56:50to lower expectations. Bonner Ben would lose
- 56:52to Quigley, too. Oh, my God. Like, that was bad,
- 57:01but at least it was a majority decision. At least
- 57:04it was, like, you could at least claim Quigley
- 57:06was some kind of contender. Ever. I guess. I
- 57:11guess. It was middleweight. It's middleweight.
- 57:13That's true. You're picking slim pickings here,
- 57:18but, like, Conor Benn can't even get to that.
- 57:22He's having wars with the skeleton. Chris Eubank
- 57:25Jr.'s skeleton while, like, Chris is being hit
- 57:28by, like, several curses by Roy Jones. And the
- 57:34fucking ancient Progray. Progray, who immediately
- 57:38retired and then bought a brand new Buick today
- 57:40on his Instagram story. He bought a Buick? He
- 57:45brought a big -ass Buick. He brought a bottle
- 57:48of champagne and bouquet of flowers and popped
- 57:51the champagne on the car. On his Instagram story
- 57:56today. So, like, that's what Progray's up to.
- 57:59Like, at least... A Buick. Are you kidding me?
- 58:04Like, I was gonna say, like... Like, not even...
- 58:06The car is ugly as fuck. It's, like, one of the
- 58:09longer Buicks. Like, it's not, like, a limo,
- 58:11but it's not, like, a van. It's just, like, a
- 58:12big car. It's one of those boat cars. Yeah, basically.
- 58:16And he brought champagne and everything. Not,
- 58:18like, the boat cars. He's like, ah, retirement's
- 58:21treating me well. And I'm like, oh my God, he's
- 58:23going to crash that thing in like three months.
- 58:27You ever get those Instagram reels where it's
- 58:30a guy, it's like a car financer, like loan shark
- 58:33scammer. It's like, how much did you put down
- 58:35for this car today? Zero. How much do you owe
- 58:38monthly? $1 ,700 for life. And it's like a 2007
- 58:43Ford F -150. Yeah, that sounds like the... Typical
- 58:49story outside of military bases. Yeah, like,
- 58:53Jesus Christ. Like, you could have bought any
- 58:55other car than, like, a piece of shit Buick.
- 58:59That is the thing I am dreading the most about
- 59:01going back to Canada is buying a car. I fucking
- 59:04hate car shopping. Honestly, just go on Facebook
- 59:08Marketplace and find, like, a cheap Miata. Like...
- 59:11I love Miatas. I love Miatas. But I'm just saying,
- 59:16like, you could have at least, like, if the standard,
- 59:18like, shitty in -cell flexing car is, like, a
- 59:22Hellcat. Yeah. I do like Hellcats. Typically,
- 59:27that, like, for the military bases, it's, like,
- 59:29you don't get the Hellcat. You get, like, the
- 59:31V6 Mustang. Yeah. Like, the base. Mustangs are
- 59:37nice, though. Base models. Like, not like a Buick.
- 59:39Like, that's what I'm saying. Especially with
- 59:40the champagne. Your retirement paycheck is being
- 59:46used to finance a fucking Buick for life. Meanwhile,
- 59:50at least Jason Quigley fought for a world title.
- 59:55Fair. That's the standard of opponent for these
- 59:58two Nepo babies. One guy's got a fight to stick
- 1:00:05his beard back on in the morning. The other guy's
- 1:00:07fighting Suri Bochuk. Actually, I need to ask
- 1:00:15you guys this question. So you know how Ben got
- 1:00:17the Turkish beard transplant? Yeah. And how sometimes
- 1:00:21he has the beard and sometimes he doesn't. Do
- 1:00:23you think it's like a Lego piece where you can
- 1:00:25just, like, pop it off and pop it back on? Or,
- 1:00:32like, how do you think it works? Or does it,
- 1:00:33like, he has to put some, like, he has to get
- 1:00:35a glue gun and, like, stick it on? Or, like,
- 1:00:37how do you think it works? I think the glue gun
- 1:00:39is what it is. The glue gun? Yeah, you gotta...
- 1:00:43stick it on. Or it's got, like, an adhesive,
- 1:00:46like, peel. Like, how, like... Oh, yeah, like
- 1:00:49stickers. Like, two -sided glue. Yeah, so he
- 1:00:52peels it off the side of the beard and then sticks
- 1:00:54it on. Like, there's... There's gotta be something
- 1:00:57going on to where... how he gets that fucking
- 1:01:00hair on his face. Oh, my God. What is this? That's
- 1:01:09it. Uh, yeah. That's all we got for the week.
- 1:01:14Man, fuck Conor Benn. We're heading into... I
- 1:01:18fucking hate Conor Benn. Fuck Conor Benn. We're
- 1:01:25heading into Fabio Wardley, Daniel Dubois weekend.
- 1:01:28Parting words. I think I already said mine. Fuck
- 1:01:33Conor Benn. Fuck Conor Benn. Oh my god. I mean,
- 1:01:39everybody should go hit up the VLTs, put $20
- 1:01:42in, and see if you win. That's my Fabio Wardley
- 1:01:47parting words. You can afford to lose $20. You
- 1:01:52want to bet against Mr. 777 himself? That's a
- 1:01:57losing proposition. That's my parting words.
- 1:02:02All right. That's it for this edition of the
- 1:02:04Boxing B -Sides. We'll see you on the other side
- 1:02:07of Wardley Dubois. Bye.