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Junior's Limrycs Hit Home - 08.22.17 · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Y'all know what time to y'all don't know y'all all
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  Speaker 1: true good to the hut. Yeah, one to move together
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  Speaker 1: for stolen to hobby. Why don't you join yeah by
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  Speaker 1: radio joint being meat turn Yeah, very you gotta turn
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  Speaker 1: won't the turnout turn to you love? You got to
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  Speaker 1: turn out to turn the water the water? Comey, come
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  Speaker 1: on your things at it? Uh huh, I show well
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  Speaker 1: a good morning everybody. You're listening to the voice, Come
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  Speaker 1: on dig me now, one and only Steve Harvey got
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  Speaker 1: a radio show man. Yeah, it's pretty good deal. Tickle
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  Speaker 1: myself sometimes I'm not saying because I show ain't see
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  Speaker 1: that coming. Anyway, I'm glad it's hill. It's such a
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  Speaker 1: part of my life now. I don't even know, uh
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  Speaker 1: you know. I mean it's not that I don't know
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  Speaker 1: what I do without I go do something else. I survived,
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  Speaker 1: but I mean it's such a part of what I
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  Speaker 1: do every day. That is so it's pretty good man.
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  Speaker 1: I really really enjoyed what God has done for me.
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  Speaker 1: I really appreciate the fact that I thank him for
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  Speaker 1: allowing me and making me smart enough to accept it.
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  Speaker 1: Because this whole thing, man, this whole idea behind a
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  Speaker 1: better life, is totally dependent upon us. It has nothing
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  Speaker 1: to do with our outside circumstances. You know, life is
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  Speaker 1: ten percent. What happens is what you do about it.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, let's go, life happens. Life just happens. Man.
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  Speaker 1: You you lose a love one, you get some bad news,
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  Speaker 1: you make a mistake, you make a bad decision. You
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  Speaker 1: know this stuff is going to happen. You're going to
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  Speaker 1: get but trade, You're gonna get talked about behind your back.
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  Speaker 1: You know, things happen. It's it's life. You're going to
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  Speaker 1: feel disappointment, You're gonna be let down. You're gonna let
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  Speaker 1: yourself down. That happens. So let's just say things are
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  Speaker 1: going to happen. Well, what are you gonna do about it?
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  Speaker 1: See that's the that's the part that sets so many
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  Speaker 1: people apart, or that will determine what the true outcome
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  Speaker 1: will be. See, just because something happens, it doesn't make
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  Speaker 1: it the outcome. It ends up being the result of something.
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  Speaker 1: How you handle it is the result of something. Okay, example,
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  Speaker 1: you lose a love one. Everybody loses loved ones. You're
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  Speaker 1: not the only one, everybody everybody. So now what do
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  Speaker 1: you do about it? How do you handle it? Did
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  Speaker 1: you bury yourself under the grief and a lot of
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  Speaker 1: grief to take over your every thought process? And then
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  Speaker 1: the next thing you know, you're grieving for years and
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  Speaker 1: years and years and you never let go on, You
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  Speaker 1: never move on. Is that what you're gonna do? Or
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  Speaker 1: do you take the grief. I'm not saying you're not
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  Speaker 1: gonna be sad for a while. I don't know how
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  Speaker 1: long it is for each one of us grief. We
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  Speaker 1: all handle it differently, but whatever, whatever your time frame is,
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  Speaker 1: at one point in time you must say, I do
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  Speaker 1: see that. There's nothing I can do about that. I
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  Speaker 1: accept it. And then you start creating things that help
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  Speaker 1: you deal with it better. You know, my mother is
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  Speaker 1: in a better place now. She don't have to suffer
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  Speaker 1: no more. My mother is not any pain now, she
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  Speaker 1: don't have the worries of his world on anymore. And
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  Speaker 1: then you take up your crossing, your say okay, now
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  Speaker 1: life goes on. Here's what I do. And then I
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  Speaker 1: took the loss of my mother and turned it into
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna continue to make her proud, or I'm gonna
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  Speaker 1: make car I'm gonna really give her a show now.
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  Speaker 1: She upstairs, she got front row seats. I'm gonna gonna
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  Speaker 1: give a real show now. And I turned it into
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  Speaker 1: the motivation for trying to really really get my life
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  Speaker 1: together and be something that she would be proud of.
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  Speaker 1: You can handle it anywhere you want to. But life
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  Speaker 1: is ten percent of what happens and nine of what
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  Speaker 1: you do about it. So you flunk out of college, right,
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  Speaker 1: You fail, of course, because you made some bad decisions
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  Speaker 1: in your studies and all like or you never developed
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  Speaker 1: good study habits. I eat me. And then you get
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  Speaker 1: there and I got this letter that came one summer
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  Speaker 1: that says, you know, for you not to come back
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  Speaker 1: to college because you've been expelled due to grades. My
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  Speaker 1: mom got the letter and she read it to me.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't say nothing. I went upstairs. I started crying.
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  Speaker 1: I was devastated. Man, I was gonna lose a lot
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  Speaker 1: of friends that I had back at Kent Man. That
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  Speaker 1: meant a lot to me. And I was devastated. But
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  Speaker 1: then right after that first two or three days of
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  Speaker 1: grieving about it. I said, Okay, okay, now that that
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  Speaker 1: has happened, you've made those mistakes, do you? But you
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  Speaker 1: bought this on yourself. Okay, Now what you're gonna do
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  Speaker 1: about it? When out Fort Motor Company got me a job,
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  Speaker 1: started working, started feeling something positive about myself. Okay, you
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  Speaker 1: flunked out of college. Gain, I got that you made
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  Speaker 1: a mistake. But now what I'm gonna do about it?
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  Speaker 1: I'm gon give me a job and feel better about myself.
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  Speaker 1: And I started earning money, I started feeling my way through.
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  Speaker 1: I started feeling better. Life is tempered, said, what happens
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  Speaker 1: to you, But it's nine of what you do about it.
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  Speaker 1: So now the question steal burns and all of us,
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  Speaker 1: what you're gonna do about it? It's what you do
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  Speaker 1: about it that determines the outcome. See, sometimes things happen
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  Speaker 1: to us are just catalysts. They're just things that there.
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  Speaker 1: They're pilot lights, their igniters, their ignitions, their trigger points.
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  Speaker 1: Something's happened to us to trigger something in us. You know,
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  Speaker 1: some bad news, a startling, uh, revelation, a anything happens.
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  Speaker 1: They're they're like starters. They get your attention it's a
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  Speaker 1: turning point, it's a breakthrough. It's so I open up,
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  Speaker 1: the lightbulb comes on. However, you need to fix it
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  Speaker 1: in your mind. But things happen with that intent if
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  Speaker 1: you look at it the right way. Okay, here's the
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  Speaker 1: next part of what I want to tell you. You know,
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  Speaker 1: we've been talking about the law of attraction for a
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  Speaker 1: few days now, if you've been listening, but if you haven't,
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  Speaker 1: it's okay. The Law of attraction is a book out
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  Speaker 1: called The Secret. I recommended reading for everybody that some
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  Speaker 1: parts in the you may not be able to grasp,
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  Speaker 1: But it don't make it not true, you know. Uh,
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  Speaker 1: you know. I look for anything and if it has
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  Speaker 1: Biblical references in it, and it's based off scriptures and
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  Speaker 1: and in in writings, holy spiritual writings, then and it
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  Speaker 1: has a good intent. Most self help books are based
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  Speaker 1: on everything that comes from the Bible and the holy
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  Speaker 1: writings from scholars and profits and things like that. Anyway,
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  Speaker 1: ain't no, no, there's no new news. There's no new news.
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  Speaker 1: You know. A man is as they think that's the
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  Speaker 1: law of attraction, you know, but they admit that when
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  Speaker 1: when they wrote the book The Secret. So I've been
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  Speaker 1: talking to you about the law of attraction, how it works.
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  Speaker 1: You know, your feelings, what you're feeling that day is
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  Speaker 1: a signal from the universe to let you know the
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  Speaker 1: thoughts that you're transmitting. If you if you're feeling bad
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  Speaker 1: right now, if you're feeling bad, like okay, I get
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  Speaker 1: I get an emails all the time to say, man,
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  Speaker 1: I was having a rough morning, Steve, and then I
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  Speaker 1: heard your morning inspiration and I felt better. Well, so
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  Speaker 1: do I. And it's because the way you're feeling is
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  Speaker 1: is the universe feeding back to you what you're thinking
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  Speaker 1: and if when whenever you're feeling bad, if you just
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  Speaker 1: stop and go over your thoughts, your thoughts have been
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  Speaker 1: some negative thoughts, so you feel negatively. If you feel
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  Speaker 1: good today, if you've been feeling good since you woke up,
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  Speaker 1: if you think about your thoughts, your thoughts have been
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  Speaker 1: good that day. Your feelings is the thermometer, the barometer,
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  Speaker 1: the measuring stick for what you're thinking. So if you
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  Speaker 1: want to change how you're feeling, you have to change
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  Speaker 1: the way you're thinking. Does that make sense to you,
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  Speaker 1: because it's the absolute truth. Because it all goes back
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  Speaker 1: to one scripture very small, but probably one of the
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  Speaker 1: most powerful in there. A man is as he's thinking.
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  Speaker 1: If you think good thoughts, you're going to feel good.
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  Speaker 1: If you think of ways to be a good person,
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  Speaker 1: you're going to be a good person. If you think
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  Speaker 1: bad thoughts, you're going to start feeling bad. If you
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  Speaker 1: think about being a bad person, how can I rob crook,
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  Speaker 1: break in, stab, still, hold up sale, gang bang? Guess what?
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  Speaker 1: You become a bad person. I'm telling you, man, this
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  Speaker 1: thing is very doable. I want you all all grab
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  Speaker 1: a copy. It's it's all biblical. But if if if
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  Speaker 1: you're having a tough time reading it, just just grab
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  Speaker 1: a copy of the book called The Secrets. It will
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  Speaker 1: really really help you out. And I'll start to re read,
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  Speaker 1: rereading it for the third time. That's what's causing me
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  Speaker 1: to have some of these different messages this morning. So
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  Speaker 1: I hope you understand. Love you for real. You're listening
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  Speaker 1: to show. Good morning, everybody. Welcome to the Steve Harvey
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  Speaker 1: Morning Show. Welcome to the Ride, y'oab this is a
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  Speaker 1: wonderful Tuesday morning Today's show. Yeah days showed dedykated to bullfighters.
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  Speaker 1: Don't they don't they live on the line right, Oh
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  Speaker 1: my gosh, but to really, I'm just at a loss
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  Speaker 1: for world. You show is really dedicated to bull it.
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  Speaker 1: If that's somebody you know, there's always bull all this
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  Speaker 1: is for bull everybody. No, this is for every bull
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  Speaker 1: it you know in your family. Every family got one
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  Speaker 1: talking about man you have. I mean, you got these
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  Speaker 1: friends of yours and you know, Man, this just just
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  Speaker 1: really ain't going nowhere. Oh Man, Steve Man, Man, Man,
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  Speaker 1: I can't believe I just ran Man, guess what I got? Well,
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  Speaker 1: I got an idea. Man, whoa whoa this one? Man?
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  Speaker 1: If I let you, Steve Man, I probably came. No,
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  Speaker 1: I ain't even gonna you know what, man, I ain't
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  Speaker 1: even I ain't even gonna. Man, I ain't even gonna
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  Speaker 1: do that. Man, I mean, who this man? Man? I
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  Speaker 1: got it, Steve. This is such a clean idea. Man,
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  Speaker 1: it's it's you. We can Hey, man, how would you
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  Speaker 1: like And I'm just asking you. I know you got
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  Speaker 1: a little bit, but how would you like to make
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  Speaker 1: a hundred million? I've got it, I've got it. Got
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  Speaker 1: It's crazy. I ran up in man, must be God.
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  Speaker 1: Now we both was just hungry in the restaurant. No
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  Speaker 1: we were that. Man, man, man, man, it's got to
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  Speaker 1: be ain't number the Lord? How did I run up in?
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  Speaker 1: What about this crew? Do everybody? Hell? How many items
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  Speaker 1: do y'all have at home that they said? Get this
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  Speaker 1: to Steve? You know what? It goes from you to
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  Speaker 1: me to the trash, You to me right in the
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  Speaker 1: tras what some of the albums you're supposed to be
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  Speaker 1: to heard about? God? No, no, no, if Steve played us? Right?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah boy? Oh yeah, right, yeah, I have been given
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  Speaker 1: So I've been given a pool Tell you I ain't
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  Speaker 1: got no holes in it to go down me and
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  Speaker 1: you own me and you all can talk about it.
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  Speaker 1: I'll explain. I said, that's pool table thing, a pool
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  Speaker 1: table with Come okay, and I'll explain why there are
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  Speaker 1: no holes. Can tell you that and you can get
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  Speaker 1: some of it too already, right, alright, we're coming back
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  Speaker 1: with Truth be Told from Junior and then first day
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  Speaker 1: of school rituals. We'll have some of those when we
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  Speaker 1: come back. Yeah, at thirty two, after you're listening to
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  Speaker 1: Steve Morning Show. All right, it's time for something funny.
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  Speaker 1: Let's go to Junior with his Truth be Told. Oh
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  Speaker 1: I hope it's another poem. No, no, surely it's not.
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  Speaker 1: It's rumping toes. I did something. I did do this though,
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  Speaker 1: that's we you know last week got to we will
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  Speaker 1: talk about, you know, being So I went called my
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  Speaker 1: family up and just took a pole. I just want
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  Speaker 1: to know what they really thought. I called a coup
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  Speaker 1: and came back up. Not all right, you know you possible.
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  Speaker 1: But what really hurt my feelings was how fast sad?
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  Speaker 1: But I just I just discovered after they called me ugly,
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  Speaker 1: compliments started coming in. You know you're hard working though
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  Speaker 1: you know, you know, you know your spirit good, you know,
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  Speaker 1: you know, I mean, it was all this stuff can
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  Speaker 1: come back. So I discovered, and truth be told, when
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  Speaker 1: you ugly, people really love you for who you are.
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  Speaker 1: They really love you, you know, I mean, they just
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  Speaker 1: capt coming back. They're like, yeah, yeah, you ugly. Listen.
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  Speaker 1: If that's not what this, what's on the inside got
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  Speaker 1: encourage you gotta come. This was missing me up. I
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  Speaker 1: had never heard this. My great aunt said, yeah, boy,
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  Speaker 1: but you call from good stock. I ain't never heard
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  Speaker 1: what that you come from good stock means? Who told
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  Speaker 1: you that? Your grandma? My grandmother said, what that means
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  Speaker 1: is your grandfather's grandfather got sold for a lot. Why
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  Speaker 1: but when you really don't feel bad, people really do
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  Speaker 1: love when they say one or two friends I have
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  Speaker 1: ain't with me because I look. Yeah, they just like
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  Speaker 1: you because they know they know, And I know I
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  Speaker 1: look in the mirror. Every time I look in the mirror,
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  Speaker 1: I know they no doubt, no doubt. You know, I
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  Speaker 1: thought maybe somebody and found me king an. My mother
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  Speaker 1: told me a long time ago, you're not gonna be
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  Speaker 1: an attractive man because you just don't have a good
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  Speaker 1: look at me. So always babe yourself and wear nice
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  Speaker 1: clothes that work. Get them girls something else look at right,
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  Speaker 1: you're nothing to walk in the room. And if the
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  Speaker 1: dude ain't talking about you. You know what, I've noticed
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  Speaker 1: that any time you do here that it ain't never
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  Speaker 1: you notice how quiet Tommy because time I don't like
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  Speaker 1: to participate because Tommy is the one boy I just shot.
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  Speaker 1: So how would you just Okay, did you ever think
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  Speaker 1: about if you were cute? I mean, I'm not saying
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  Speaker 1: you're not. No, I ain't never thought about it. You know,
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  Speaker 1: were just a dude? You just you know, Yeah, my
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  Speaker 1: life be a whole lot different like if I just
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  Speaker 1: light skinning to have a different lang, really lighter like like, oh,
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  Speaker 1: I don't think I be. I could not have Ela.
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  Speaker 1: I couldn't have that. What what? Why? What would you do?
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  Speaker 1: You always be your hand in it? You see the ball.
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  Speaker 1: You can't have no hell like that, nobody in it.
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  Speaker 1: I got a cold, you boy, you cut your fingt
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  Speaker 1: wide over people. Man still braid my head. Dog, I
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  Speaker 1: don't wouldn't be him. I just don't want to handle
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  Speaker 1: kill way because I always like who like me? Like
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  Speaker 1: I don't have like I don't ain't no. Two girls
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  Speaker 1: don't feel like a the same time, So you don't people.
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  Speaker 1: They approach too ugly to be approach people. I try.
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  Speaker 1: You got it like you don't listen to me, you
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  Speaker 1: ask me. You can't push up on you gotta let
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  Speaker 1: them invite you in, like friend Sam. They gotta walk
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  Speaker 1: up to you. You gotta do like this, how y'all doing? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: shout it out what you say then you're moving that. No,
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  Speaker 1: that's why you have a loved voice holding. I don't
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  Speaker 1: never see it the v I p at the club.
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  Speaker 1: Don't never do that. Look at too much light my
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  Speaker 1: behind hang out in Coner's I'm over by pay phones
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  Speaker 1: and bathrooms. I hain't got it over that way to
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  Speaker 1: wait to walk up get the drinks had in that
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  Speaker 1: never in the never, no light. I actually do my
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  Speaker 1: comedy show to ask him turn the hogesting this. I
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  Speaker 1: don't want to see so so tell me you're not
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  Speaker 1: participating in this conversation. Just ugly moments with them. You
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  Speaker 1: think you're cute. I don't think I'm cute. I just don't.
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  Speaker 1: Just I'm just that's your whole problem. You ugly been ugly.
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  Speaker 1: I don't see why you struggling with him like it's new.
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  Speaker 1: You've been ugly. Stop stop you ugly. Stop. He's thinking
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  Speaker 1: positively and what does that do you think? I'm positively everything?
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  Speaker 1: Because you guys are from the same family. I don't
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  Speaker 1: think you don't want you. Yeah, I have sung, we
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  Speaker 1: put soup so on and stuff. That's why we're funny.
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  Speaker 1: That whay that did you see women beating on this?
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  Speaker 1: Doughe like wet glass all around this two days and nobody, Tom,
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  Speaker 1: what do you mean tell me you don't have like
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  Speaker 1: a lot of women after you and stuff? Hey, no, man,
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  Speaker 1: answer the question. That's the question on the table. I
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  Speaker 1: have plans that way around after the show. Yes, I
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  Speaker 1: did it. I was. I just walked down. We had
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  Speaker 1: a conversation on the way. I'm not last fast to
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  Speaker 1: drop people work there. They're waiting on you to tell
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  Speaker 1: me this when he sees in the mirror is different
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  Speaker 1: from what you guys see, different distance. All right, coming up,
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  Speaker 1: coming up, nephew, tell me he's run that prank back.
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  Speaker 1: We'll be back right after this. What's your cute self?
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  Speaker 1: Somebody get him? She laughed. She crack it off. You're
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  Speaker 1: listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Coming up. At
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  Speaker 1: the top of the hour, Miss Anne will be here.
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  Speaker 1: She's gonna have today's news and national headlines. But right
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  Speaker 1: now it's time for the nephews. Run that prankback. What
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  Speaker 1: you got enough, We're gonna run it back. Sirlier. This
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  Speaker 1: is Tailgators. Let's go out to all the football fans
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  Speaker 1: out there that's getting ready for the season to come.
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  Speaker 1: This is tail gators. Man, I'll speak to t Rock speaking?
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  Speaker 1: Is this t Rock? Yeah? Ahead? What's up? Hey? Man?
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  Speaker 1: Let me ask you something. All last year y'all was
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  Speaker 1: tailgating here in the parking lot at the apartments are
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  Speaker 1: y'all doing that again this year? Yeah, always, that's what
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  Speaker 1: we do. Hey, man, Hey, listen, man, I just move
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  Speaker 1: here about a year ago. Let me tell you something.
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  Speaker 1: All that noisy y'll be making down there to go
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  Speaker 1: to the need to get y'all some money game, man,
• 22:41
  Speaker 1: hold on, hold on, man, hold on, hold on, hold on.
• 22:43
  Speaker 1: First of all, I don't know you want. My thing
• 22:46
  Speaker 1: is that we we will do out here. Man, we
• 22:47
  Speaker 1: all get together, brother, go to work. Man. At the
• 22:50
  Speaker 1: end of we want we want to get together and
• 22:52
  Speaker 1: throw a little barbecue whatever. That's what we do. Let
• 22:54
  Speaker 1: me call with that anyway. Come y'all making too much.
• 22:59
  Speaker 1: I don't want you to play there. Who are you?
• 23:01
  Speaker 1: I live? I live here in an apartment too many.
• 23:04
  Speaker 1: Can't even wanna tell you what I tell you. We
• 23:05
  Speaker 1: should want to talk all that noise about what we're
• 23:07
  Speaker 1: doing out here, man, I say you buy your buckets
• 23:09
  Speaker 1: down here and say it to my face? Who are you? Man?
• 23:12
  Speaker 1: Don't don't worry about who I am but one man. First, Man,
• 23:17
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to have a good day, and I'm gonna
• 23:18
  Speaker 1: hear some like, come on, man, who are you supposed
• 23:21
  Speaker 1: to be? Man? I'm t rock down, Come down. If
• 23:23
  Speaker 1: we do what we do, we all get together. We
• 23:25
  Speaker 1: try to have a good time with it. You want
• 23:26
  Speaker 1: to come with this what I missed my day up?
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: He know we gone with that dode came man. Man,
• 23:32
  Speaker 1: you know y'all all that noise, man, disturbing people while
• 23:35
  Speaker 1: they're in there. Oh man, But I say, look here,
• 23:37
  Speaker 1: I'm play at the end of the week, man, brother,
• 23:40
  Speaker 1: get together for the money together, man, and we get
• 23:42
  Speaker 1: together and we try to have a good time. If
• 23:44
  Speaker 1: you want to come down to Jones, man, you more
• 23:46
  Speaker 1: than welcome. I'm trying to tell you more than welcome. Brother,
• 23:48
  Speaker 1: come down. I to play. Man. But man, please don't
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: try to miss him a day of don't dot please
• 23:52
  Speaker 1: don't man, Please, man, I'm trying y'all missing month day
• 23:55
  Speaker 1: up with all that day I'm noise. Man. Come man,
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: look this is what we do. You want to you
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: could join. You ain't gonna join. Shut the hell up. Man,
• 24:03
  Speaker 1: Let me do what you're gonna do. But let let
• 24:05
  Speaker 1: us do what we do. This is we do on
• 24:06
  Speaker 1: the weekend. This is how we are. We leave our
• 24:08
  Speaker 1: fifth We're gonna try to do something, get together and
• 24:11
  Speaker 1: have a good time. And you want to try to
• 24:13
  Speaker 1: mess that up? Make all that man. Man, all I'm
• 24:16
  Speaker 1: standing is, man, if y'all tell game, won't y'all call
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: y'all down to the stadium? Man? And what damn cowboys play?
• 24:22
  Speaker 1: We can't go there, man, we don't want to go
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: down there. We want to get together. Well, we are right.
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: This is what we do, man, this is what we do.
• 24:28
  Speaker 1: Ain't nobody ever complain? Now one time? Now, I want
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: tell you first from ever complain. We've been doing it.
• 24:34
  Speaker 1: Three Is that the first time we ever had a complaint?
• 24:37
  Speaker 1: You know, you know what's right? Your mother now? And
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: of white white white? Why y'all don't buy y'all some
• 24:41
  Speaker 1: tickets to the damn game? Man? So what want y'all
• 24:44
  Speaker 1: go go to the game? Why the game went to
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: be in my my parking lot? Well, I feel like this.
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: We can't afford a ticket, man, So we do we
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: should get together. We do what we can. We put
• 24:53
  Speaker 1: our money together, we get together, and that's what we
• 24:55
  Speaker 1: do again. Like I said early, man, you more the
• 24:57
  Speaker 1: well come down? You want to bring his old monkey?
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, oh man, gone with that doctor, gone with that. Man.
• 25:03
  Speaker 1: If you ain't no cowboy fan, move around, man, let
• 25:06
  Speaker 1: me let me, let me, let me, let me tell
• 25:07
  Speaker 1: you this right here. Man, if y'all find up the
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: pit on Sunday, I'm coming down there and turning it.
• 25:13
  Speaker 1: Yall what over you know what y'all want on. I'm
• 25:15
  Speaker 1: turning y'all, y'all find it picked up. And I promise
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: you I'm gonna turning that damn barbecue pitto, And I
• 25:20
  Speaker 1: promise you'd be staying at the top of the church.
• 25:22
  Speaker 1: You will be standing at the top of church. And
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: that SHU had me to pick the flow. You're gonna
• 25:26
  Speaker 1: hit the flow. And man, you're gonna hit the don't
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: don't find and pick up Sunday. You hit me, do
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: not find it. You can't. It's gonna be no fact.
• 25:34
  Speaker 1: I'm looking for the pick now. I'm looking for him
• 25:36
  Speaker 1: that it's gonna be out there. It's gonna be out there.
• 25:38
  Speaker 1: I'm curing your mother there and told you that you're
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: disturbing people, and you're disturbing me more than anything, you know,
• 25:45
  Speaker 1: And y'all you here, I'm gonna all last year, y'all
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: tell gay right here in the damn apartments. Man, that's crazy,
• 25:52
  Speaker 1: you know what, dude, I was apologizing you, but let
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: me stay like this here. Man, You don't y'all. I
• 25:56
  Speaker 1: don't say you come down and get a plate. You
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: come down and joina. No, he's just getting together, trying
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: to make it a family down here. Just what you
• 26:02
  Speaker 1: want to bring on me made appen. I'm on the
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: other level now, I'm on that other level. I don't know.
• 26:09
  Speaker 1: My mom don't know. I was on the other level
• 26:11
  Speaker 1: midway through the season last years. But on that day
• 26:14
  Speaker 1: I'm noise man. Man, oh my god, man, Look, let
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: me tell you something. My men hit the show or
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: somebody come back in disturbments. What we do, what we do,
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: it's gonna go down. I'm gonna tell you like that.
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: We ain't trying to have no wish and they have
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: no problems. We're donna get down like that. We just
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: trying to have a good time. That's all we do.
• 26:31
  Speaker 1: We're doing it for three years. We got the kids
• 26:33
  Speaker 1: out here playing. We got the big screen out where
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: everybody to watch the game. You know, extended. My some
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: low about to come about half play with it. But
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: he's gonna talk about coming knocking my meal. As long
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: as I work, I promise you touch the ground, You're
• 26:45
  Speaker 1: gonna touch the ground. Come on, man, I'll go with
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: there with that. Man, don't do that. Look at him. Man,
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: I'm telling you right now, y'all. As soon as I
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: swear that Q pit. So when I smell a little charcoal,
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: I promise you I'm turning it. So y'all ain't doing
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: this this year. Man, y'all ain't doing it? You man, isn't.
• 27:02
  Speaker 1: I'm you live doc the lift, but the bunt you
• 27:05
  Speaker 1: present yourself to me? Man? What you do that? You
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: know what? Man? You can meet me up at the
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: leasing office. Come I'm at leasing. I won't start walking
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: right and after least. All right now, so all I
• 27:13
  Speaker 1: see who the hell I'm talking to this man, listen me. Okay,
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: well you need to see who's gonna turn this pit over.
• 27:22
  Speaker 1: Y'all ain't that? Yeah, Man, I want to see that.
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: I want to see that happen because Sue si as
• 27:26
  Speaker 1: you touching my pit. They saw that. Mean hit the float,
• 27:29
  Speaker 1: you don't hit the flow quicken than the meat will.
• 27:30
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to have a good challenge or blackfter. You're
• 27:32
  Speaker 1: trying to get together. Man, everybody comes and drinking bill.
• 27:35
  Speaker 1: Nobody's saying nothing, but I do want to getting your
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: monkey's gonna come out. Okay, I'll tell you what. Bring
• 27:41
  Speaker 1: up to the leasing office and I polish you. I'm
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: in I's in ahead, I'm in the head. You need
• 27:45
  Speaker 1: you need to bring somebody with you. That's what you
• 27:47
  Speaker 1: need to do. Okay, I'm an I tell I'm a
• 27:49
  Speaker 1: brain with me. I got two PM a brain with me.
• 27:51
  Speaker 1: It's gonna be me, myself and I and I've been
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: through this here. You wanta putting no meat on that
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: crib comes Sunday, Okay, I won't putting all right on
• 27:57
  Speaker 1: that crib. Tell what you and them? Damn Kyle boys. Man,
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: you know I'm talking about the cowboys me like that doctor.
• 28:02
  Speaker 1: Now you rial me off. We're a cowboy fans. You're
• 28:05
  Speaker 1: gonna need met the leasing office is on. I'm a beat,
• 28:09
  Speaker 1: and then put a Tony Romo short on your I
• 28:12
  Speaker 1: promise you you don't you wanta be a fan of mine? Okay, okay,
• 28:15
  Speaker 1: but do you know who you do? You know who
• 28:17
  Speaker 1: you're playing with? No? I don't, And I about promise
• 28:19
  Speaker 1: you when I find you you don't know who you're
• 28:21
  Speaker 1: playing with? Let me let me let me tell you
• 28:23
  Speaker 1: who I am. Yeah, tell me who you are? Telling you,
• 28:25
  Speaker 1: I am nephew telling from the Steve Harbin Morning Show.
• 28:29
  Speaker 1: You just got prank by your boy boxy uh, I'm
• 28:37
  Speaker 1: I'm yeah you y'all, y'all, y'all each other. Man, Man,
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: I'm nesting you. Love you, ma'a. I'm sorry man you
• 28:51
  Speaker 1: if you was fired up? A sorry says hot out here. Anyway,
• 28:56
  Speaker 1: we don't care. We're gonna we can take it. Man
• 29:00
  Speaker 1: ya ya ya sunday. Man, that's what we do. Everybody
• 29:03
  Speaker 1: pitching in and we all get together. Man, it's a
• 29:06
  Speaker 1: it's a family thing. Oh man, you good man. You
• 29:10
  Speaker 1: could let me ask you what's the fattest radio show
• 29:13
  Speaker 1: in the land, man, the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Brother,
• 29:16
  Speaker 1: I think I might tellgate at least a couple of
• 29:18
  Speaker 1: times this year. What yall think you'll get out there? Yea?
• 29:22
  Speaker 1: And people go to the game. Two different groups were
• 29:27
  Speaker 1: not but the tailgators getting their fights out here. They
• 29:30
  Speaker 1: do a lot of he go up against some park competition,
• 29:44
  Speaker 1: decent looking people that but you know what section you
• 29:50
  Speaker 1: got the party you've been that park over the end
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: a good looking so they got an ugly tailgate right
• 29:58
  Speaker 1: over there with all other las let people got their
• 30:03
  Speaker 1: biggest set called they need a lot of smoke around.
• 30:09
  Speaker 1: So they're standing back then, people are you looking at ignorant?
• 30:14
  Speaker 1: So if you go to the tailgate, you already know
• 30:17
  Speaker 1: to just take yourself over to the ugly six. That's
• 30:19
  Speaker 1: why I'm going right on over there. That's why. But
• 30:22
  Speaker 1: your situation is different, Steve, because you're rich. So is
• 30:26
  Speaker 1: there a rich ugly six? Not at all. Yes, they're fine,
• 30:32
  Speaker 1: but whatever, go right, alright, coming up, Miss Anna's gonna
• 30:39
  Speaker 1: be here with their national news. We'll be back. You're
• 30:42
  Speaker 1: listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Miss Anna's on
• 30:46
  Speaker 1: deck with today's headlines. But first this is according to
• 30:50
  Speaker 1: Newsweek Now, a congressman from Tennessee thinks the president should
• 30:54
  Speaker 1: be impeached. He's not alone. Representative Steve Cohen, a ranking
• 30:59
  Speaker 1: member of the House Judiciary Subcommittee on the Constitution and
• 31:02
  Speaker 1: Civil Justice, issued a statement that he plans to start
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: the impeachment process against Trump for his controversial reaction to
• 31:10
  Speaker 1: the Charlottesville violence. Cohen said in a statement, Yeah, I
• 31:14
  Speaker 1: believe the president should be impeached and removed from office
• 31:18
  Speaker 1: instead of unequivocally uh condemning hateful actions by neo Nazis,
• 31:23
  Speaker 1: white nationalists, and klansmen. Following a national tragedy, the President
• 31:28
  Speaker 1: said there were very fine people on both sides. He
• 31:32
  Speaker 1: sure said it. There are no good Nazis, there are
• 31:35
  Speaker 1: no good clansman. Cohen added, President Trump has failed the
• 31:39
  Speaker 1: presidential test of moral leadership. No moral president would ever
• 31:44
  Speaker 1: shy away from outright condemning hate, intolerance, and bigotry. No
• 31:50
  Speaker 1: moral president would ever question the values of Americans protesting
• 31:54
  Speaker 1: in opposition of such actions, one of whom was murdered
• 31:59
  Speaker 1: by one of the white nationalists. Wow, that's not gonna happen. Though,
• 32:04
  Speaker 1: they're not gonna impeach him. The Republicans are not gonna
• 32:06
  Speaker 1: get to get home and impeach because you need because
• 32:12
  Speaker 1: the cause of the game, the political game, it's not
• 32:15
  Speaker 1: gonna happen. It would damage the Republicans go along with
• 32:18
  Speaker 1: the impeachment. It would damage the Republican Party. And that's
• 32:22
  Speaker 1: how they're gonna look at it. They're gonna stay on
• 32:24
  Speaker 1: the bipartisan thing. You know. I don't. I don't think
• 32:28
  Speaker 1: they can make it happen. But if he continues, because
• 32:31
  Speaker 1: he's gonna do something else. Yeah, every day it's something gone.
• 32:35
  Speaker 1: Trump gout is gonna get him. Don't take him out.
• 32:44
  Speaker 1: People with money don't get he got gout of diabetes,
• 32:47
  Speaker 1: a high blood pressure, he might get all that. Yeah,
• 32:49
  Speaker 1: gout don't get people perfectly healthy. Yet, now that he
• 32:57
  Speaker 1: didn't show his record, he don't. I think with all
• 33:01
  Speaker 1: these incidents, I'm starting to think that he actually know
• 33:04
  Speaker 1: what he did. This seems almost calculating. It's like it's
• 33:09
  Speaker 1: it's pretty close to the stupidest thing you've ever said.
• 33:12
  Speaker 1: I understand what you're saying. It's like, it's so ridiculous.
• 33:15
  Speaker 1: It's like this many incidents. Yeah, don't when are you
• 33:20
  Speaker 1: gonna Stah, he did it for a reason. He did
• 33:28
  Speaker 1: what came out and undonounced. Oh the hate, you know,
• 33:35
  Speaker 1: when he came out and said you mentioned their names.
• 33:37
  Speaker 1: Then he came back and retracted. He did it for
• 33:40
  Speaker 1: a reason. We just don't know what the reason is.
• 33:43
  Speaker 1: But it's some illogical craziness man, And it's all because
• 33:48
  Speaker 1: he just doesn't have any any skills to be president.
• 33:54
  Speaker 1: You know, he's, you know, probably a good businessman, probably
• 33:58
  Speaker 1: could do something for the country business wise. He just
• 34:01
  Speaker 1: can't run it. He can't run America. No experience comes
• 34:06
  Speaker 1: one of his companies. Right, you have to beat You
• 34:09
  Speaker 1: have to understand even if you were thinking what he's said,
• 34:14
  Speaker 1: you wouldn't. You know, you can't say that to the
• 34:17
  Speaker 1: American public. You can't say it to the country. I mean,
• 34:20
  Speaker 1: so I agree with Senator Cohen, a Congressman Cohen on
• 34:24
  Speaker 1: his you know, there's no moral leadership because Obama was
• 34:28
  Speaker 1: doing it. It looked easy from where he was sitting,
• 34:31
  Speaker 1: and he can do it. Yeah, he liked the guy
• 34:32
  Speaker 1: in the club. But oh I can do that. And
• 34:34
  Speaker 1: you won't bring your but up there and you give
• 34:36
  Speaker 1: him the mic and nothing. Yeah, you have to answer
• 34:39
  Speaker 1: to the people. Yeah, yeah, all right, Um, we we
• 34:44
  Speaker 1: gotta switch to miss and Steve. Go ahead, ladies and gentlemen.
• 34:48
  Speaker 1: Miss and to everybody. This is and trip with the
• 34:52
  Speaker 1: news everybody, and good morning. Well. President Trump was on
• 34:55
  Speaker 1: TV last night, that's right, not on Twitter. He pulled
• 34:57
  Speaker 1: away from that, announcing his plans for a way forward
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: in Afghanistan and South Asia. It was a televised address
• 35:04
  Speaker 1: to the nation and although he was a little low
• 35:06
  Speaker 1: on specifics, he did announce a serious goal change. We
• 35:09
  Speaker 1: are not nation building again. We are killing terrorists. That's
• 35:15
  Speaker 1: what they're going after Isis, the Taliban and things like that.
• 35:18
  Speaker 1: The U S. Commander in Afghanistan, by the way, appraising
• 35:21
  Speaker 1: the launch of the Afghan Army's new Special Ops Corps,
• 35:24
  Speaker 1: General John Nicholson, says, quote the U. S is with
• 35:26
  Speaker 1: you and will stay with you. The Navy says the
• 35:29
  Speaker 1: plans to conduct an investigation to the collision between a
• 35:32
  Speaker 1: Navy ship and an oil tanker that has left ten
• 35:34
  Speaker 1: sale is missing, several others injured. The accident involved the
• 35:38
  Speaker 1: U S s John McCain. It occurred near Singapore. This
• 35:41
  Speaker 1: was the second, by the way, accident like this in
• 35:43
  Speaker 1: as many months, involving a U S. Warship and a
• 35:45
  Speaker 1: civilian vessel, and the fourth one this year. At least
• 35:49
  Speaker 1: twenty charities have now canceled their planned fundraisers at Trump's
• 35:52
  Speaker 1: Palm Beach country club, Mara Lago, with many organizations citing
• 35:56
  Speaker 1: the controversy surround the president's recent comments about Charlotte's Fille.
• 36:00
  Speaker 1: Several nonprofits several ties with Mara Lago after Donald Trump
• 36:04
  Speaker 1: was inaugurated, but since it's saying that both sides were
• 36:07
  Speaker 1: to blame in Charlottesville and that they will find people
• 36:09
  Speaker 1: on both sides all but a handful of charities with
• 36:12
  Speaker 1: fundraisers schedule to take place in Trump's club are still
• 36:15
  Speaker 1: going to hold them there, and most of them say
• 36:17
  Speaker 1: I don't think so. By the way, some former students
• 36:19
  Speaker 1: at the Evangelical College founded by the late Jerry Folwell
• 36:23
  Speaker 1: turning their college degrees in September five because of Trump's
• 36:27
  Speaker 1: comments about Charlottesville. According to the letter obtained by NPR,
• 36:31
  Speaker 1: the group says they take issue with Jerry Folwell Junior
• 36:33
  Speaker 1: support of the President's assertion that quotes some fine people
• 36:36
  Speaker 1: were protesting on both sides, which would include the white nationalists,
• 36:40
  Speaker 1: and the letter states that position is incomparable, concomparable with
• 36:44
  Speaker 1: a liberty university, stated values, income, incompatible with that of
• 36:48
  Speaker 1: Christian witnesses. This is what went on yesterday. God so cool,
• 36:56
  Speaker 1: That's amazing. These are the kind of comments heard all
• 37:02
  Speaker 1: over the country yesterday as Americans watched the moon crossed
• 37:05
  Speaker 1: the vista of the Sun during what was a total
• 37:07
  Speaker 1: solar eclipse, the first one visible in the US in
• 37:10
  Speaker 1: thirty eight years. That's where thirty eight years. Large crowds
• 37:14
  Speaker 1: we've showed up in cities across the country, even in
• 37:16
  Speaker 1: New York here as well and today is National Eta
• 37:19
  Speaker 1: Peach Day, National peakn Tour Day, and National Tooth Fairy Day.
• 37:26
  Speaker 1: I need a truth. I could got some money. Anyway,
• 37:29
  Speaker 1: this has been a trip. We'll be back with Eugene
• 37:31
  Speaker 1: the Butterfly twenty minutes after the hour on the Steve
• 37:33
  Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 37:38
  Speaker 1: All right, coming up at thirty four after the hour,
• 37:40
  Speaker 1: it's comedy Roulette with Steve j Jr. And Tommy. But
• 37:44
  Speaker 1: first let's go to the Butterfly. But Butterfly, Butterfly. It
• 37:52
  Speaker 1: is time for but fly. You never know what he's
• 37:55
  Speaker 1: gonna do. And thank you Brown, Thank you, thank you.
• 37:58
  Speaker 1: You always introduced me so well. So good morning to
• 38:01
  Speaker 1: you all. Steven, Tommy, Shirley, Carl Jr. And j Brown.
• 38:06
  Speaker 1: Good morning. This is a special day for me. I
• 38:11
  Speaker 1: want you out to really really pray for me today.
• 38:13
  Speaker 1: I'm doing something so outstanding. I'm stepping out doing something different.
• 38:19
  Speaker 1: I said, I'm stepping out of the different. Today is
• 38:22
  Speaker 1: my first day of my flag football team, the flag
• 38:28
  Speaker 1: Football Yeah. So we are the Flamingos and you're doing
• 38:33
  Speaker 1: it again this year playing flag football. And this is
• 38:36
  Speaker 1: gonna be good. Well, wait up with the Flamingo Steven.
• 38:41
  Speaker 1: We have the little pink flags in the South, you
• 38:42
  Speaker 1: pull the plague. But anyway, this is gonna be good.
• 38:45
  Speaker 1: They have they they think that I'm possible to be
• 38:47
  Speaker 1: the quarterback on the team. I can throw the bill.
• 38:53
  Speaker 1: They got me playing the quarter back. So you know,
• 38:55
  Speaker 1: I get up under the center and get the bill
• 38:57
  Speaker 1: and then I you know, I dropped back and um
• 39:00
  Speaker 1: and throw the bill. So anyway, we're needing one more player.
• 39:05
  Speaker 1: So I was gonna ask you, I'll either Stephen or
• 39:08
  Speaker 1: Junior r J. To be on the team, but we
• 39:11
  Speaker 1: need one more player. Anybody coming out, Well, you're a quarterback, man,
• 39:15
  Speaker 1: you should have no trouble getting you play a quarterback, right.
• 39:18
  Speaker 1: He don't even know what causes back to used to
• 39:20
  Speaker 1: play football, right, yeah, but I'm I'm through, Junior. You
• 39:24
  Speaker 1: can play some play for you to come out and
• 39:26
  Speaker 1: play with the Flamings. But you're the quarterback. Yeah, so
• 39:30
  Speaker 1: you could be the running back. You could be the quarterback.
• 39:36
  Speaker 1: Now it's he can't play football. But he can't play football.
• 39:43
  Speaker 1: He don't even know how you can even down, down down,
• 39:46
  Speaker 1: discourage me because we got a big game coming up.
• 39:48
  Speaker 1: Against the Trojans and just hard to be They're gonna
• 39:57
  Speaker 1: be hard to beat the Flaming Gals that we're good
• 40:00
  Speaker 1: there too, No, they are. They're gonna treat you. They
• 40:05
  Speaker 1: don't treat your money. Especially if you're the quarter bad
• 40:08
  Speaker 1: you're playing the trolles, you're gonna need some protection. Hold on,
• 40:13
  Speaker 1: helldo ge down, ge down, ge down, Hold on the
• 40:22
  Speaker 1: flamingos that play Saturday Saturday. Right now, y'all ain't gonna
• 40:28
  Speaker 1: have a feather on you. We play in the Trojans.
• 40:33
  Speaker 1: So I just want try to just pray for me
• 40:36
  Speaker 1: healthym did you make them pray for you so you
• 40:40
  Speaker 1: can be healthy? Yeah, we have that. You know, we
• 40:42
  Speaker 1: have the peak Wait what you have? We have the
• 40:47
  Speaker 1: peak Halters and then we got to spend that sharks. Well,
• 40:51
  Speaker 1: you know that's really nice. The Magnums is a bigger team.
• 40:56
  Speaker 1: Oh my god. Coming up at thirty for after comedy
• 41:01
  Speaker 1: Roulette with the Fellows. You're listening to the Steve Harvey
• 41:05
  Speaker 1: Morning Show. Alright, fellas, time for comedy Roulette. Jacob quickly
• 41:10
  Speaker 1: set us up again. Please you test us every week,
• 41:13
  Speaker 1: you test our comedy ability. Give us five subjects. Put
• 41:17
  Speaker 1: them on the wheel. Spending the wheel where stop? We
• 41:20
  Speaker 1: can do it? What you get? Here's the topics. Number
• 41:24
  Speaker 1: one people I hate on my job. Number two, your
• 41:30
  Speaker 1: mama keeps hitting on me. Number three I thought they
• 41:36
  Speaker 1: was dead already. Number four Jehovah's witness. Number five people
• 41:45
  Speaker 1: with a clean house. Put them on the wheel. Spind
• 41:51
  Speaker 1: the wheel with you at people I hate on my job,
• 42:06
  Speaker 1: Let me have it. Have you know the people on
• 42:11
  Speaker 1: your job who bring that food item that don't nobody
• 42:14
  Speaker 1: won't any damn weight, but they all booze you. By
• 42:17
  Speaker 1: the first of all, don't nobody like pumpkin pie? Alright?
• 42:24
  Speaker 1: Why they bring it to work and didn't make an announcement?
• 42:27
  Speaker 1: I gotta slice a pumpkin pie in there, don't touch it?
• 42:31
  Speaker 1: Ain't nothing worry about it? Pie? What else you got
• 42:35
  Speaker 1: j I'll tell you what I'm like. I don't like
• 42:37
  Speaker 1: people that work with that act like they're healthy than you.
• 42:42
  Speaker 1: That's an issue for me. You know, I'm sicking. He's sick.
• 42:45
  Speaker 1: He ain't like he mo healthy to me? But he
• 42:47
  Speaker 1: got eight told I want you to do? He ain't
• 42:52
  Speaker 1: told an't it now? I ain't told about nobody doesn't
• 42:56
  Speaker 1: hate them? Well? Come, I can't standing the dude that
• 43:04
  Speaker 1: that that that right on you when you clock out
• 43:06
  Speaker 1: of our you here, you thought you had a cool
• 43:10
  Speaker 1: with him until you get halfway home. Yeah, they are,
• 43:13
  Speaker 1: they're looking for you. How do you know I'm going.
• 43:22
  Speaker 1: I don't like people send you video email you videos
• 43:30
  Speaker 1: of their life. That just got personal. The topic is
• 43:44
  Speaker 1: people I hate on my job. Let's go. You know
• 43:47
  Speaker 1: what the people I hate on my job? And not
• 43:49
  Speaker 1: only are they sicker than you, but they have functions
• 43:52
  Speaker 1: to raise money about how damn sick down We don't
• 43:56
  Speaker 1: have nothing for diabetics were running making speeches. We're out
• 44:02
  Speaker 1: there doing that. We don't have a month or there
• 44:05
  Speaker 1: for with you having a day or a month or
• 44:09
  Speaker 1: a marathon. To me, just to me, you are sicker
• 44:13
  Speaker 1: than me. You know what? You know? I like about
• 44:23
  Speaker 1: my job. I know some sick people. I'm not calling
• 44:28
  Speaker 1: no name, I ain't telling no lie, but I child
• 44:31
  Speaker 1: like people that got die BEETD. They act like type
• 44:35
  Speaker 1: two is better than type one. Careful all that really?
• 44:41
  Speaker 1: All that? I take my menage. Yeah, I don't shoot
• 44:46
  Speaker 1: my mena. They told me the other sick people on
• 44:50
  Speaker 1: body Yeah, I mean you really still old man a
• 44:55
  Speaker 1: fun at your ways. That me, okay, you was at
• 45:01
  Speaker 1: one point. That mean, that's all I'm saying. I talked
• 45:06
  Speaker 1: about nobody on my job. I can't staying nobody. I
• 45:12
  Speaker 1: couldn't stand nobody on my job. Who a millionaire? And
• 45:15
  Speaker 1: every time they come to work, they alway, who I'm
• 45:18
  Speaker 1: going through? Where you going through? You ain't going through
• 45:22
  Speaker 1: who the Lord Testament ain't testing, ain't not wrong with
• 45:26
  Speaker 1: who I'm going through? Who. I don't know what your
• 45:29
  Speaker 1: boy going through? God? Man, they had your boy, God Man,
• 45:35
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna make it through. Man, they're trying to test
• 45:38
  Speaker 1: your boy. How is they testing you? When you come back?
• 45:45
  Speaker 1: Only Champagne? All right, we gotta go. We will be back.
• 45:52
  Speaker 1: I think Steve might have an answer for that. And
• 45:55
  Speaker 1: then we'll get to the prank phone call right after that.
• 45:59
  Speaker 1: You're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show coming up at
• 46:03
  Speaker 1: the top of the hour right about four minutes after
• 46:05
  Speaker 1: don't forget it's today's Strawberry Letter. But first, before we
• 46:09
  Speaker 1: get to the Nephews praying phone call, I believe Steve
• 46:13
  Speaker 1: had an answer to people I hate on my job. Really,
• 46:20
  Speaker 1: it's time. Just let me do this. I just got
• 46:24
  Speaker 1: to I don't really care for people who are from
• 46:29
  Speaker 1: regged state. Body would be happy about day. Damn state,
• 46:39
  Speaker 1: they're still looking for bodies buried. You got the near
• 46:44
  Speaker 1: to be branding about Mississippi. I don't like that. I
• 46:49
  Speaker 1: don't like co workers with all these damn high ticket
• 46:55
  Speaker 1: item purchasing all these damn near high ticking that almost
• 47:03
  Speaker 1: bought a new road. Didn't get but half the swimming.
• 47:14
  Speaker 1: He ain't got by the waterfall, but on one side,
• 47:20
  Speaker 1: got a fish around the house. But there ain't but
• 47:22
  Speaker 1: three feet but the gate swain over both ways. You
• 47:28
  Speaker 1: called then the goat, then the gate mouth function shut
• 47:31
  Speaker 1: the damn done. Now he didn't scraped the ragged Now
• 47:34
  Speaker 1: he can't come to work for two days. But you
• 47:39
  Speaker 1: ain't calling about all the animals and snakes on the property.
• 47:44
  Speaker 1: He out there trying to trap on his side, calling
• 47:50
  Speaker 1: some damn Now you outside washing a road road? Why
• 47:56
  Speaker 1: you washing the copame just like you're calling name? You
• 48:05
  Speaker 1: know got the name house? You know everybody else got
• 48:09
  Speaker 1: a crib? Yeah you know, yeah, you know you got
• 48:13
  Speaker 1: the name yours. Lets tell somewhere here ain't never been
• 48:21
  Speaker 1: or something? Who? Who who on Instagram with their buddy
• 48:26
  Speaker 1: posing with identical damn call like you know, but like
• 48:32
  Speaker 1: they bikes you don't see you know, you know, me
• 48:36
  Speaker 1: and my boys post with our bikes. But we ain't
• 48:39
  Speaker 1: been away with our damn call. We've been to play
• 48:44
  Speaker 1: this point somebody the stone stone, Mr. We gotta problem
• 48:57
  Speaker 1: with something, John to mess around and put the wrong
• 49:01
  Speaker 1: name on my anti tumb so and will is the
• 49:04
  Speaker 1: day and we gotta problem. We gotta get rectified. Man,
• 49:06
  Speaker 1: y'all got her? Hold hold on, hold on, man, calm down.
• 49:09
  Speaker 1: And first of all, what is your name? My name
• 49:12
  Speaker 1: is Rinchy Man. But y'all, y'all, I can't understand a
• 49:15
  Speaker 1: funeral home making these count of mistakes. You know what
• 49:17
  Speaker 1: that that don't make no sense. I want to y'all
• 49:19
  Speaker 1: even been in the business to be doing something like this.
• 49:22
  Speaker 1: So this is a family business. We've been doing this
• 49:24
  Speaker 1: forty plus years. Well, you don't making mistakes like this? Man,
• 49:27
  Speaker 1: What's what? What's the problem? What's the mistake? What's what
• 49:30
  Speaker 1: mistake do you think we made? Okay, look, man, we're
• 49:33
  Speaker 1: being my anti. Two weeks ago. Her name is Rosette. Okay,
• 49:37
  Speaker 1: all right, what do you spell? Our name is R. O. S. E. T.
• 49:41
  Speaker 1: T A. Y'all got r o z E t t A.
• 49:46
  Speaker 1: She was born tune to eight nineteen forty eight, y'all
• 49:50
  Speaker 1: got August the six, nineteen forty y'all got the dates
• 49:54
  Speaker 1: mixed up, and y'all got her name mixed up. And
• 49:56
  Speaker 1: when we ain't fing to do that's how my anti
• 49:59
  Speaker 1: are rifted in peace with the wrong stuff on her
• 50:01
  Speaker 1: tomb song. Calm down right and you can get in
• 50:05
  Speaker 1: at men. I can't no way I can help you
• 50:07
  Speaker 1: to get that men. I mean fix the problem. Then
• 50:11
  Speaker 1: I can check the paperwork. I can chell the paperwork
• 50:14
  Speaker 1: and see what the problem is. Now, if you gave
• 50:16
  Speaker 1: me the wrong information, your family gave me wrong information,
• 50:19
  Speaker 1: then we just put down where we was getting. And
• 50:21
  Speaker 1: if we gotta change something, well change it. But it's
• 50:23
  Speaker 1: gonna cause you, in my mind ye were here. We're
• 50:27
  Speaker 1: not paying another damn damn to that funeral all, not
• 50:30
  Speaker 1: another damn damn. The stuff gonna get changed on this
• 50:33
  Speaker 1: damn tool, So then we're not paying for nothing. I'm
• 50:36
  Speaker 1: gonna say this, so I'm I'm decided. I'm saying we
• 50:39
  Speaker 1: can help you out. I can help you, but if
• 50:42
  Speaker 1: you gave me the wrong information, that's only here. Why
• 50:45
  Speaker 1: didn't do that? That's only you. We didn't get you
• 50:47
  Speaker 1: the wrong with information. I'm gonna tell you that what
• 50:50
  Speaker 1: put the name? Turn along? What is your name? My
• 50:54
  Speaker 1: name is Kendrick. Okay, Kendrick. Let me tell you something.
• 50:57
  Speaker 1: If this don't get changed, but none, me and some
• 51:00
  Speaker 1: of my cousin are gonna come out there and start
• 51:02
  Speaker 1: digging up about it. No, y'are not coming over here
• 51:05
  Speaker 1: and digging up nothing. Y'all my player, he would gets
• 51:08
  Speaker 1: respect my family and come over here. You're gonna get
• 51:10
  Speaker 1: up what we're gonna dig up? Some Body don't get
• 51:13
  Speaker 1: the Rickett. There's not gonna be none of that. I'm
• 51:17
  Speaker 1: not having you coming over here. We're gonna fix the
• 51:19
  Speaker 1: problem and check the paperwork and I can get back
• 51:22
  Speaker 1: to you. That's why I can do. But you ain't
• 51:23
  Speaker 1: digging up nothing if you tone so. But if me
• 51:29
  Speaker 1: and my cousin is coming out there digging up some
• 51:31
  Speaker 1: of them, damn bad boy. Until you don't get this
• 51:33
  Speaker 1: damn thing. Six, I'm gonna be nobody coming over there
• 51:35
  Speaker 1: and just hold on. See what now I'm getting excited
• 51:41
  Speaker 1: to come man. Let me just talk to you like
• 51:44
  Speaker 1: a man. What I'm saying that you with that the
• 51:48
  Speaker 1: family seals out the paperwork, pause the name in the
• 51:51
  Speaker 1: first date on there. If it is incorrect, it has
• 51:55
  Speaker 1: to be six. I have to call the man out
• 51:56
  Speaker 1: here to fix it. And that's gonna call some money.
• 51:59
  Speaker 1: I have to pay him. All I'm saying is if
• 52:02
  Speaker 1: that is the case, if the paperwork is incorrect, it's
• 52:05
  Speaker 1: not on us, and I might have to charge you
• 52:07
  Speaker 1: a little extra money just so I can get it
• 52:09
  Speaker 1: taken care of. Nothing to get charge nothing. We've got
• 52:12
  Speaker 1: no little money. Man. We ain't got no moment. Charge
• 52:15
  Speaker 1: arm the egg to bear in my honey. We ain't
• 52:17
  Speaker 1: got no more. I'm gonna I'm gonna tell you one
• 52:19
  Speaker 1: more time, Mr Kendrick, if I don't see a chance,
• 52:23
  Speaker 1: I'm coming after this, even to look at my handy
• 52:25
  Speaker 1: toomb stop. I'm coming out there now. If the date
• 52:29
  Speaker 1: and the name ain't fix I promise you so help me.
• 52:33
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna start digging up but it. And if you're
• 52:35
  Speaker 1: answers out there, I'm gonna put you in one of
• 52:37
  Speaker 1: them homes done up. And I'll tell you what, Vegan,
• 52:40
  Speaker 1: You're not gonna put me in no home, man, I
• 52:42
  Speaker 1: like I said, I tell it. I'm trying to talk
• 52:45
  Speaker 1: to you and tell you what the deal is and
• 52:48
  Speaker 1: how we will get this fix. Ain't nobody coming out
• 52:51
  Speaker 1: here and dig it up nothing? I've called him. I
• 52:54
  Speaker 1: bet you I'm digging up a home and I'll put
• 52:57
  Speaker 1: you in it if you don't fix my hand. And
• 52:59
  Speaker 1: we brought was going in the damn hole. That's what's
• 53:01
  Speaker 1: gonna happen. We're going in there because somebody want to
• 53:05
  Speaker 1: fix us around and put the wrong You want to
• 53:07
  Speaker 1: put the sun and everything. I don't even answer the
• 53:13
  Speaker 1: damn phone. And my uncle get a kissing region resident.
• 53:19
  Speaker 1: Fix nothing. Mean you're yelling at each other. We mean
• 53:23
  Speaker 1: we don't do this. Yelling at each other is not
• 53:25
  Speaker 1: gonna fix the problems. I still have to do a
• 53:28
  Speaker 1: step here. I have to look at this paperwork. But
• 53:30
  Speaker 1: when are you gonna look at it? Then? Rether you
• 53:32
  Speaker 1: keep yelling. I don't even have time to gold with
• 53:34
  Speaker 1: its paperwork every time. If you're really look at something,
• 53:36
  Speaker 1: you're yelling in my head, le me say I'm coming
• 53:39
  Speaker 1: at my fucker. I'm gonna come out there right now.
• 53:42
  Speaker 1: That's what I'm gonna do. You know what we're to
• 53:43
  Speaker 1: come on in. I'm trying to talk nice to you,
• 53:46
  Speaker 1: to tell you what I told you that this is
• 53:48
  Speaker 1: a fan of business. Can you just respect me? You
• 53:51
  Speaker 1: come out here, you ain't no, because when we both
• 53:54
  Speaker 1: go it old days. That's what I'm trying to tell
• 53:56
  Speaker 1: you what you know what? You're not listen you you
• 54:03
  Speaker 1: need to You need to move them on my way
• 54:05
  Speaker 1: because I guarantee you you're gonna change. I'm gonna bring you.
• 54:08
  Speaker 1: Then bring no, you ain't your cousin laughing, both set
• 54:13
  Speaker 1: and hold. I'll be like when they get rid of
• 54:15
  Speaker 1: the sing a Kendrick on the toombs. I mena right,
• 54:18
  Speaker 1: Oh women, come on, you ain't yours? Why I got
• 54:23
  Speaker 1: I got some miss I need to tell you. Yes,
• 54:25
  Speaker 1: you got to say. I'm saying that you're listening to me. Kendrick,
• 54:29
  Speaker 1: he wrapped the civil Reggie. I'm gonna plays miss you. Tommy,
• 54:33
  Speaker 1: you just got breaked by your secretary with No, you
• 54:44
  Speaker 1: ain't made you, Tommy. I'm about day you got you
• 54:52
  Speaker 1: man man Old he was looking being here today. Day
• 54:58
  Speaker 1: I knew something was funny. U you got me, but
• 55:02
  Speaker 1: I was gonna do the whole but you the date
• 55:04
  Speaker 1: sign of gig hey man, I gotta ask you one
• 55:08
  Speaker 1: more thing. What do you the baddest I'm talking about
• 55:11
  Speaker 1: the baddest radio show in the land, the Steve Hardy
• 55:15
  Speaker 1: Morning Show. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Um,
• 55:21
  Speaker 1: today's strawberry letter is up next, and it's a good one,
• 55:24
  Speaker 1: of course. But first, huge sporting events mean huge money
• 55:28
  Speaker 1: for sex workers. Okay, sex workers, ladies on the street. Yeah,
• 55:38
  Speaker 1: this time around. The cops in Vegas. You got that right,
• 55:41
  Speaker 1: Steve have a message for tourists. If you're gonna pay
• 55:44
  Speaker 1: for it, keep it legal. They're saying. This is according
• 55:48
  Speaker 1: to TMZ. Now, the Mayweather versus McGregor fight is this weekend.
• 55:52
  Speaker 1: We all we all know that, and law enforcement agencies
• 55:55
  Speaker 1: will be cracking down on illegal prostitution and human trafficking
• 56:00
  Speaker 1: in Sin City. Of course, there are legal brothels just
• 56:04
  Speaker 1: outside of the Vegas area, but cops want to send
• 56:06
  Speaker 1: a message that hooker's, pimps and john's are not welcome
• 56:11
  Speaker 1: to do business within Vegas city limits. Let me tell
• 56:17
  Speaker 1: you something. Cookers sit at those bars. Yes, they sit
• 56:22
  Speaker 1: at those bars all over every hotel, every hotel. They're
• 56:26
  Speaker 1: sitting at the bar by the poker machine. So if
• 56:29
  Speaker 1: you buy by pay for it. Do you hear what
• 56:32
  Speaker 1: I'm saying? By please leave pay the person? Okay, I'm
• 56:37
  Speaker 1: going with lamar Ode he nobody, No, he does, he does.
• 56:45
  Speaker 1: The closest legal brothel is about sixty miles from to
• 56:50
  Speaker 1: drive about No, not when they're in the bar. Anybody's drive. Yeah,
• 57:00
  Speaker 1: I mean it's a hundred at the brothelo Now is
• 57:04
  Speaker 1: it legally at the brothels? Why we can't get this
• 57:09
  Speaker 1: little six min Why we can't get this but the
• 57:16
  Speaker 1: lady at the ball there but the brothel fool? You
• 57:20
  Speaker 1: get the move from room to room? Yeah, but why
• 57:23
  Speaker 1: are you driving? I'm in action by time you can back.
• 57:37
  Speaker 1: I'm really guys, you see it all over Vegas. But Steve,
• 57:44
  Speaker 1: do you remember when we used to do our live
• 57:46
  Speaker 1: broadcast in Vegas. Remember we had to be at work
• 57:49
  Speaker 1: at like three in the morning, So of course, Carla,
• 57:52
  Speaker 1: you know, we would dress up to go to work
• 57:54
  Speaker 1: at three in the morning, and we get some looks.
• 57:58
  Speaker 1: And we were walking with you and Boom JT and
• 58:01
  Speaker 1: all your crew. Yeah, y'all got your little tight roll,
• 58:04
  Speaker 1: little dresser. Yeah, that's when y'a y'all see it, and
• 58:10
  Speaker 1: they were really acting like that. This at your black
• 58:18
  Speaker 1: We're just going to work. We work with him on
• 58:22
  Speaker 1: a radio shops. You'll call a sister. It was crazy.
• 58:29
  Speaker 1: It was really crazy. Yeah you were That was really crazy,
• 58:35
  Speaker 1: and Steven them offered no explanation. Yeah, big hats on.
• 58:42
  Speaker 1: You know it was crazy. Get on this element. That's
• 58:47
  Speaker 1: I was talking to it like crazy. Was crazy. Wow,
• 58:57
  Speaker 1: you're doing over there talking out. At least people get
• 58:59
  Speaker 1: on this. Levader Pippin was born then. I think he was. Yeah, alright,
• 59:05
  Speaker 1: let's go hear this letter, Tommy, come on, let's got
• 59:09
  Speaker 1: it all right. Here we go. Subject drama. Okay, dear
• 59:15
  Speaker 1: Stephen Shirley, what should I do? I go with this
• 59:17
  Speaker 1: boy for three years and my parents don't like him. Look,
• 59:21
  Speaker 1: I'm mad as heck about how my mom gonna bleach
• 59:23
  Speaker 1: our clothes and throw them outside two days ago when
• 59:27
  Speaker 1: we came from our date. Okay she was about to
• 59:29
  Speaker 1: put them, yeah, okay, she was about to put them
• 59:32
  Speaker 1: on fire. I jumped out the car and put the
• 59:35
  Speaker 1: water hole straight on her. Now we here bleached. Now
• 59:38
  Speaker 1: we wear bleached clothes until I go shopping tomorrow. She
• 59:42
  Speaker 1: mad because everyone sweared they saw him with other girls.
• 59:46
  Speaker 1: But it's a lie. I know it is. We just
• 59:48
  Speaker 1: got married last year. Why cheat when you get married? Okay,
• 59:55
  Speaker 1: let me read that line again, because it's unbelievable. We
• 59:58
  Speaker 1: just got married last Your white cheat when you get married.
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 1: That's only for when you're unmarried. He loved me, but
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 1: my family don't see that. And oh I got a
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 1: daughter and a stepdaughter too, just to put that out
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 1: the way. Now, four days later, I get a call
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 1: of his ex Monica. So I answered the phone, like,
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 1: who is she? Like? Who is she talking about? Something? Oh?
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 1: Is Michael there? I said? Who is this? She hung up?
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 1: So I went to him and asked who it was,
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 1: and he said his step mom from Opelaka, Miami. But
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 1: it's crazy. I heard about her. I heard about her,
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 1: and now it has to be true. Now everyone in
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 1: my family think I'm dumb. How do I, baby? How
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 1: do I let them know he ain't cheating? Okay? What
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 1: what did you just say? All right? I do, Stephen Shirley?
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 1: What should I do? Well? I mean you asked for advice,
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 1: but my question to you is will you really listen
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  Speaker 1: to it? I mean, you seem to have your own
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 1: ideas about marriage. Who told you that people don't cheat
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 1: when they're married. I mean, of course you're not supposed to.
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 1: That's the ideal situation, and cheating is only for people
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 1: when you're unmarried. I mean, where do you get these
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  Speaker 1: ideas from um about marriage? I don't understand your husband lying,
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 1: just out and outlying. UM. And you confused me when
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  Speaker 1: you said you go with this boy, and now you're
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 1: sitting and you went on a date, and now you're
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 1: saying you got married last year. It's a confusing letter. UM.
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 1: I don't know. I really don't know what to tell
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 1: you right now. I'm confused myself. Steve helped me with
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 1: this one. Please help. She's crazy. The end of the
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 1: letter usually explains it what you're gonna say. I don't
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 1: want to be now. Everyone in my family think I'm dumb.
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 1: Well we do too. I didn't want to say that. Me,
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 1: Shirley and everybody that heard this letter, we feel just
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 1: like your family. And if and if I could show
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 1: people this letter, if you could just go online, and
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 1: it was written basically like, there ain't a capital letter
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 1: in this letter, no damn where except the word dear,
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 1: dear Steve, and then after that, ain't no more capital letters.
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 1: Ain'tybody naming capital the punctuations is crazy. Miami is not
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 1: in capital. It ain't in capital letters. Everyone in my
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 1: family think I'm dumb? Think t H I n K,
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 1: I'm dumb? What about this ex Monica? Her name is.
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 1: We're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show coming up in
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 1: about twenty minutes. Junior has another poem. He's in the
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 1: building putting his head down. All right, come on, Steve,
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 1: Part two of your response to today's strawberry letter. Um
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 1: this letter crazy, this girl, she got so many problems
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 1: in this letter. First of all, just let me go
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 1: down the list of things that's wrong. Number one, you
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 1: married a boy. Number two, y'all need to move out
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 1: of your mama's house because I thought you was dating
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 1: a boy, but you explained it so crazy. Now y'all married,
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 1: You need to get out your mama house if you
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 1: are married. Number three, I think your penmanship requires that
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 1: you go back to school at least get a G
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 1: E D. Your fourth problem is all your clothes can
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 1: fit into one washing machine. That's disturbing clothes right now
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 1: because all the all y'all clothes got bleached on him
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 1: all of yours and he is then fit into this
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 1: washing machine. That's the other problem. Then you get a
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 1: call from his ex. You say, I get a first
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 1: let me read how the letter read. I can't. I
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 1: can't even start that because some more crazy man. My
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 1: he loves me, but my family don't see that. Oh
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 1: I got a daughter and a step daughter to just
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 1: to put that out the way. Nah, four days later,
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 1: where does this come from? But where did where did
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 1: the children come from? She just get this out, did
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 1: you say? And now four days later I get a
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 1: call of his ex Monica. Ain't none of this capitalize?
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 1: So Monica is like a salad or something. I get
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 1: a call from his ex Monica. So I answered the phone, like,
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 1: who is she talking about? Something? Oh? Is Mica there?
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 1: I said, who is this? She hung up? Okay, his
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 1: ex call named Monica. You go to him and you
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 1: asked him about it. He say, it's his step mama
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 1: from open locker. Miammy. You need to pick your stupid
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 1: behind a map up and just see where that is located,
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 1: because that's out. What is open locker miammy? Miammy is
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 1: in Florida already. Now, let's just the name of a
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 1: housing project. I really think he didn't throw you for
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 1: a loop. But back to the whole crux of the letter.
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 1: Everyone in my family think I'm dumb. I really don't
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 1: see how didn't come to any other conclusion, baby, because
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 1: right now, damn it, I'm with the family you need.
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 1: Just didn't want to say that. No, no, you need
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 1: a divorce. You need somebody take them kids's man, give
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 1: your kids your mom and um, you and that boy
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 1: go somewhere and started will buy y'all damn self Hill, Alright,
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 1: as usual, we gotta get out of here. Email or Instagram.
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 1: That's your thoughts on today's Strawberry letter at my girls, surely,
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 1: and please don't forget this Thursday Strawberry Letter. After the
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 1: show on Facebook Live at one thirty one joined me there, Yeah,
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 1: you can see you. It's gonna be fun, alright. Switching gears.
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 1: You're never going to retire. You're never going to retire.
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 1: Here's a stat that will make you stay, that'll make
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 1: you say, what the what what the what the what
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 1: what the what? Fidelity Fidelity Investments has just issued a
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 1: report that tells you what you need to do if
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 1: you want to retire by sixty seven. By the age
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 1: of thirty five, you should have doubled your salary, put
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 1: away and invested. To add insult to injury, they say
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 1: that by the age of forty, you should have triple
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 1: your salary. How's that working out for you, Steve. I'm
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 1: not looking at you, and I'm not fucking to you.
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 1: All right, listen, by the age of thirty five, you
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 1: should have you should have doubled your salary, put away
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 1: and invested. Okay, all right, okay, well then we're doing
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 1: all right? Then, all right. To add insult to injury,
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 1: they say that by the age of forty you should
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 1: have triple your salary. I did that. Yeah, at was low.
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 1: Tripling my salary. What if I could have thirty thousand?
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 1: You have making thirty US at thirty years old. In
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 1: the world I had thirty, I would oh no, oh god,
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 1: oh no. I was not making thirty when I was thirty.
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 1: Oh no, I wasn't even close, man, wouldn't I wasn't
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 1: even close to thirty seven. I'd say seven. I probably seven. Well,
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 1: this says whatever you make, you should have you should
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 1: you should have double your salary, put away and invested
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 1: by thirty five whatever your salary is, double that, put
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 1: it away and invested. We got the keyboard. Yeah, I
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 1: got a little bit now, but a little bit. Yeah.
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 1: And then by the age of forty, you should have
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 1: triple your salary put away and invested. Yes, triple and
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 1: got it all saved up and will then be none
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 1: when I leave it that whatever the favorite, So it's
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 1: gonna be sad and the reading of the wheel, trust me,
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 1: it's gonna be some long. And you're not gonna store
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 1: up for your children? Why would I do to get
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 1: what about your favorite? Though? Not the favorite might get
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 1: something for the other nine. I wouldn't even show up
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 1: your name, put your clothes off. You ain't gonna be calm. Damn.
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 1: He really didn't leave. Listen what you would have a
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 1: video left form so it'd be great? Yeah? Great, Yeah,
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 1: it's you you, you, you, and you can you and
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 1: you can take your ass home. But the favorite gets
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 1: to stay. What about you, Steve? I know you were
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 1: you were working on, uh, saving for your grandchildren. Oh yeah,
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 1: that's what that's what it's about with me. Right now,
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 1: I got four. They great. I'm really working for them
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 1: and their children. That's what I want. I want I
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 1: want my grandchildren's children to know my name. Wow, great grandchild.
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 1: I want to I want to establish not worked out yet,
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 1: but I want to establish it where when they reach
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 1: a certain age, they get a certain amount of money,
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 1: they'll know my name, dirty B. That's what they all. Right,
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 1: the moment, the MoMA we've all been waiting for, when
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 1: we come back, Junior's poetry time. All right, we'll be back.
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 1: You're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, ladies
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 1: and gentlemen, it is that time. Junior. You're ready? Absolutely?
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 1: Is everybody ready? Yes, I'm a rough room coming in.
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 1: It's time for Junior. Let's go. Let I love your poems.
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 1: Thank you. Ja. Let me just tell y'all something here.
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 1: I was, I'm doing something different this week because I'm
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 1: growing as an artist. And so I saw something black.
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 1: I saw definitely traumatic go on, and it changed my
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 1: thought process. I saw some coffee waste and Starbucks and
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 1: it decided pushed me actually into writing limericks. So you're
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 1: not doing poems, No, No, this is limericks. Hit me said,
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 1: I need to be doing limits and yeah, and for
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 1: those out that they don't know what limerick is. A Limerick.
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 1: It's just a short story about an individual, just real quick.
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 1: Three weeks so I changed over limericks and I just
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 1: found like the growth, thank you, thank you, And so
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 1: I just wrote some limericks about sure to you, Jay,
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 1: Tommy and Carla. Yeah, I just because I know y'all,
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 1: and he's a Limerick. Let me start with Tommy. Let
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 1: me go about Tommy. There once was a man named
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 1: Tommy who walked around in nice silk. Put Jammy. He
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 1: was quick to get mad and then turned back glad. Oh,
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 1: Tommy is like a souona. I love it. Okay, that's
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 1: the truth. And I like to do one about my
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 1: good friend j Anthony Brown. Grown to know Jay. Working
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 1: with Jay on a daily basis, I've grown to know
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 1: him and this is what I found out. Okay. There
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 1: once was a man named Jake who had diabetes that
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 1: would not go away. He could not eat sweets, but
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 1: he might lose his seats. But Steve, this one by
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 1: Carlo just that I do this one like that. I
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 1: love my faith. There once was a lady named Carla
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 1: on the Steve Show. She is the baller. She keeps
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 1: us so straight and well up to date. Calor sometimes
• 1:13:24
  Speaker 1: like hollo, I know everybody's been waiting on this, and
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 1: this is what I've been waiting to do on Shirley. Oh, Shirley,
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 1: and I love you see this, I really do. You
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 1: probably will pick the cross. But there once was a
• 1:13:45
  Speaker 1: lady named Shirley. She is real boogie and girl. She
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 1: keeps Steve real straight and she loves her mate. But Shirley,
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 1: don't come into early those are again. There's what was
• 1:14:10
  Speaker 1: a man named Timmy who walked around and silk pajami.
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 1: He was quick to get mad and did turn back.
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 1: Lad Oh Timmy, like, we don't know what we're gonna wha,
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 1: that's just it. Uh, you know we're gonna go from
• 1:14:33
  Speaker 1: Junior's limits that were that were very good to Steve with.
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 1: Explain your segments, Steve, these this and I'm gonna do
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 1: is you know things that that's code for are things
• 1:14:48
  Speaker 1: people say and you got to know how to read
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 1: what they're saying because it's really a code. You know,
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 1: they say one thing, but what it really means. So
• 1:14:56
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna call this this segment is called colde cracking.
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah you've always been a crack Yeah alright, So Sureley,
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 1: could you do me a favorite? Yes, do you have
• 1:15:10
  Speaker 1: one of these? I do? Uh, you say the first
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 1: line and you crack crack, okay, like if the person
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 1: says I'm in between jobs work especially No, I don't know.
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 1: Here's another one, Steve, I don't really watch TV that.
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 1: You don't watch football, you watch power all right? I
• 1:15:56
  Speaker 1: know about this one. When you hear a lady say
• 1:15:59
  Speaker 1: this is my favorite person. Been there she got that one?
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 1: Lover is my favorite favorite? About this one, Steve, we've
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 1: decided to see other people? Yeah, yeah, he just walked
• 1:16:23
  Speaker 1: out on walked right out. He he's been seeing you
• 1:16:31
  Speaker 1: just got the memory talk about So we decided he'd
• 1:16:34
  Speaker 1: been seeing somebody else. Okay, here goes one. I don't
• 1:16:39
  Speaker 1: really like a lot of company. They stay with MoMA.
• 1:16:50
  Speaker 1: You know. I just tried to take as quick as
• 1:16:52
  Speaker 1: I can. Okay, Um, yeah, I like to take walks,
• 1:16:57
  Speaker 1: you know, because when you take walks, you get to
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 1: see him. Ain't got no damn call. How do you
• 1:17:04
  Speaker 1: like to walk downtown to hell? Likes to walk down? Okay?
• 1:17:14
  Speaker 1: How about this one? Uh, they're tripping down at my job.
• 1:17:20
  Speaker 1: They're tripping down at my job. You got fired? All right?
• 1:17:35
  Speaker 1: You want to Okay, we gotta go. That was good though, Steve,
• 1:17:38
  Speaker 1: it was really good. That was great, like walking down
• 1:17:47
  Speaker 1: you know what it took off that. Okay, we'll be back.
• 1:17:53
  Speaker 1: You're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, Steve,
• 1:17:56
  Speaker 1: you are the resident relationship expert on the show, no question. Uh.
• 1:18:02
  Speaker 1: And you know there are some folks involved in a
• 1:18:04
  Speaker 1: friends with benefits situation. You know a lot of people
• 1:18:08
  Speaker 1: you know in those kind of relationships. But there are boundaries,
• 1:18:12
  Speaker 1: of course, as in any relationship, you should still be
• 1:18:15
  Speaker 1: honest and not take the situation for granted. Though a
• 1:18:18
  Speaker 1: few mishaps could lend you back in the friendship zone
• 1:18:22
  Speaker 1: with a quickness, of course, and even if the arrangement
• 1:18:24
  Speaker 1: is super casual, then Tommy becomes the expert, you know. Yeah, yeah,
• 1:18:34
  Speaker 1: keep So here we go, not being honest about your intentions,
• 1:18:42
  Speaker 1: not being honest about not being honest about your intention Yeah.
• 1:18:46
  Speaker 1: So it's Carla, how does this work? So Steve answers
• 1:18:48
  Speaker 1: and Tommy comes back. Is that how? Yeah? Because Steve
• 1:18:52
  Speaker 1: is always saying that you can't have friends alright, So
• 1:18:56
  Speaker 1: someone is lying or not being honest about their intentions, Well,
• 1:18:59
  Speaker 1: you know, it's bad news. For you because you know, uh, look,
• 1:19:04
  Speaker 1: eventually all all everything comes to light, you might as
• 1:19:08
  Speaker 1: well if you're just gonna be friends benefit just being honest. Okay, money,
• 1:19:14
  Speaker 1: here's the money. Let me hit this. I'm look I
• 1:19:19
  Speaker 1: don't love you. Oh my gosh, I'm just being real
• 1:19:23
  Speaker 1: about what we're doing and what we're doing. We're both
• 1:19:26
  Speaker 1: cool with that. I'm honest by my intentions were gonna
• 1:19:30
  Speaker 1: do this until we don't want to do this no more.
• 1:19:32
  Speaker 1: This ain't abouy no love. Matter of fact, we're doing
• 1:19:36
  Speaker 1: it from We can't even make eye contact because this
• 1:19:38
  Speaker 1: ain't love at all. Don't don't gaze at me, look
• 1:19:42
  Speaker 1: at me, you look at me, or you look back
• 1:19:45
  Speaker 1: at me. Don't look back at me. When we're in
• 1:19:46
  Speaker 1: the moment, look forward, don't look back, don't look back.
• 1:19:50
  Speaker 1: That's that's in the moment. You don't do that. That's
• 1:19:54
  Speaker 1: just being honest. That's brutally do it. You have to
• 1:19:59
  Speaker 1: do it. Acting jealous not allowed. Uh. You know, it's
• 1:20:05
  Speaker 1: a little tough man when you have an arrangement and
• 1:20:10
  Speaker 1: you know it's just friends for benefits, because the other
• 1:20:12
  Speaker 1: person could have somebody and so being jealous is just
• 1:20:16
  Speaker 1: h You post being able to play a little bit better.
• 1:20:19
  Speaker 1: It ain't your turn when I showed up with my wife?
• 1:20:26
  Speaker 1: What is your lipout? That is wrong with you today?
• 1:20:38
  Speaker 1: What is wrong with you? And why is you texting me?
• 1:20:42
  Speaker 1: You'll see him over here, but he talked about this.
• 1:20:47
  Speaker 1: If you walk past me and my wife, what you're
• 1:20:51
  Speaker 1: gonna get your lip back? Your repaid for? What? Did
• 1:20:57
  Speaker 1: you got your mom? Boy? Here? Why? Okay, here's another one. Guys,
• 1:21:06
  Speaker 1: assuming yes is forever instead of yes for now, play
• 1:21:11
  Speaker 1: your position. Well. You know, if if you agreed to
• 1:21:17
  Speaker 1: be with somebody for a period of time and you
• 1:21:20
  Speaker 1: know that's all it is, and that's all it is,
• 1:21:23
  Speaker 1: you really can't expect no more than that. Nobody always
• 1:21:26
  Speaker 1: catch feelings and up, Oh my god, you know, goodness
• 1:21:31
  Speaker 1: damn with this for six months? You know that, you
• 1:21:37
  Speaker 1: know we're not gonna last no longer, ain't no sinse
• 1:21:40
  Speaker 1: and you want that Christmas don't go with you. You've
• 1:21:45
  Speaker 1: been to getting out of that Christmas. Now about October,
• 1:21:49
  Speaker 1: we're gonna fade up out here. Oh man, I'm gonna
• 1:21:52
  Speaker 1: be looking about to break bread, hair tunket down. We'reen
• 1:21:55
  Speaker 1: doing that. Christmas is December twenty six not to deal
• 1:21:59
  Speaker 1: with it, deal with it, don't be back, okay, Okay,
• 1:22:19
  Speaker 1: moving on? Uh No, dissing aloud, disappearing acts without explaining
• 1:22:25
  Speaker 1: what's happening, Okay, I can't do it. Well, you know,
• 1:22:30
  Speaker 1: um it's kind of touchy because you know the end
• 1:22:33
  Speaker 1: of the day, you know, if you say you're gonna
• 1:22:37
  Speaker 1: be here, you know you should be here. It's an
• 1:22:40
  Speaker 1: agreement and arrangement that we have. That's true. Yeah, because
• 1:22:44
  Speaker 1: if I don't know where you at, you might be
• 1:22:45
  Speaker 1: outside my damn house and that could get ugl That
• 1:22:48
  Speaker 1: just gets when on vacation with my damn What is you? What? What?
• 1:22:59
  Speaker 1: What know? You don't get a vacation. I can't go
• 1:23:04
  Speaker 1: nowhere with you? Yes, those are pictures we took. That's
• 1:23:09
  Speaker 1: I don't want to hear about the disappear Why did
• 1:23:11
  Speaker 1: I leave while you was in the shower because she
• 1:23:14
  Speaker 1: was calling me. I got to go. They're sitting and
• 1:23:18
  Speaker 1: wait on you to get out. Different winter we food
• 1:23:22
  Speaker 1: with what we was doing. This segment is helping Somebody's
• 1:23:29
  Speaker 1: all about helping man. We're here to him Why I
• 1:23:36
  Speaker 1: can't get a vacation if she gets one? Dad? Why
• 1:23:43
  Speaker 1: I got facebooks and somewhere as we fissed the girl,
• 1:23:46
  Speaker 1: And why do I have to keep having this same
• 1:23:48
  Speaker 1: damn conversation. He's gonna miss ground. Be at disagreement, That's
• 1:23:56
  Speaker 1: what mesround. We had disagree, Okay when we when we said,
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  Speaker 1: you know we're friends, would benefits. You knew I had kids,
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  Speaker 1: and you said, you know you would sometimes take them
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  Speaker 1: out occasionally. You know you would be nice to my children.
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  Speaker 1: You know your friends would benefits, and you did say
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  Speaker 1: you're just gonna take kids out. They kids, you know
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  Speaker 1: they have things they love forward to. You got aut
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  Speaker 1: of your obligation at least get them to the Potuh
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  Speaker 1: damn your damn k. You see my profile on Facebook
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  Speaker 1: man with kids, your kids see you also where their
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  Speaker 1: kids need to match up? And your kids been not
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  Speaker 1: speak to me when they see me out damn it,
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  Speaker 1: running up on before they running over here to coment
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  Speaker 1: right here, Mr, you're listening to Steve Show, all right, Steve,
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  Speaker 1: you love him, We all love him. Playing James Bond,
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  Speaker 1: Daniel Craig is getting how much to play James Bond again?
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  Speaker 1: Oh this paycheck here? He confirmed on The Late Show
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  Speaker 1: that he will be returning to take on the role
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  Speaker 1: of James Bond Double O seven. While he'd been reluctant
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  Speaker 1: about it, he claims he'd always wanted to do it
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  Speaker 1: just one more time. There is a price tag floating
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  Speaker 1: around for Daniel Craig to play the iconic part. Uh
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  Speaker 1: and it's weighing in at around a hundred By looking
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  Speaker 1: at me, you you're not even gonna believe this. No, no, no, no,
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  Speaker 1: A hundred and thirty five million million. I played Tommys
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  Speaker 1: role at the house and yeah, man, I'll be trying
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  Speaker 1: to get into the act, you know, because I was
• 1:26:00
  Speaker 1: talking to Den't Sale and when he's working on the movie,
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  Speaker 1: he going to the catch and work on the character,
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  Speaker 1: you know, at his house and everything. You know, everybody
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  Speaker 1: kind of let him just get get in. So because
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  Speaker 1: he gets in the West makes such a great actor.
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  Speaker 1: A hundred thirty five million, I'll be Tommy how that
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  Speaker 1: girl ugly? Because Margeri be going white? What is? Who is?
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  Speaker 1: Who is your stupid million? He about the best one though,
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  Speaker 1: I ain't gonna lie to you. They ain't had a
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  Speaker 1: lot of oh yeah, oh man, Roger Moore Connery was cold.
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  Speaker 1: Roger Moore, Yeah, that's not for him to go black.
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  Speaker 1: Profit Oh he is Lucy Waite and doing all my
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  Speaker 1: never die, gonna have to fix and they're gonna have
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  Speaker 1: trouble getting in that car, but you know it would work.
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  Speaker 1: It happen that way in the movie. How much? How much?
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  Speaker 1: How much you think the movie comes to? Fifty? How
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  Speaker 1: much would you take to play Papa ray Hunt? Come on,
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  Speaker 1: disappoint you can play proper Ra, proper Ra about eight
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  Speaker 1: hundred dollar? Did you play Who's so proper and something
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  Speaker 1: boy like? But cinema? And I'm not just gonna get
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  Speaker 1: in anything but him and do your I guess that's
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  Speaker 1: the deal. Is the dog me out on my path? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Ahah point. I thought it was great because that was
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  Speaker 1: in it. I liked it jor Julia was I didn't
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  Speaker 1: know that. Yeah, That's why I talked about Think Like
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  Speaker 1: a Man was great? Y'all? Was in that a movie? Both?
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  Speaker 1: You know? You know we're gonna throw out who was
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  Speaker 1: in what was that? Look how that turned out? I
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  Speaker 1: didn't make too though, damn it. I wouldn't, but shout out,
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  Speaker 1: since we're talking about movies, just just shout out Will Packer.
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  Speaker 1: Now he is Girl's Trip a Million Hill millions being
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  Speaker 1: Mary Jane yes, I mean congratulate him. I'm sure he did.
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  Speaker 1: I'm sure he did. There will be a girl's trip too,
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  Speaker 1: you can believe. Oh yeah, that dog on Tiffany Hattish
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  Speaker 1: And if you haven't seen her comedy special, she ready.
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  Speaker 1: Let me tell you she's ready. Yeah. She's very funny
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  Speaker 1: and very sweet. Young woman. Great life, great life story. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: and she's still quite young. We'll be back. You're listening
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  Speaker 1: to the Steve Show alright. A new Whitney Houston documentary
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  Speaker 1: will debut this Saturday, August on Showtime. H Can I
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  Speaker 1: Be Me looks at the awesome, talent and troubled life
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  Speaker 1: of Whitney, weaving together never before seen video, candid interviews,
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  Speaker 1: and behind the scenes performance footage. This is a raw
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  Speaker 1: and uncensored portrait of Whitney Houston five years after her
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  Speaker 1: death at age forty eight. The directors focus on Whitney's
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  Speaker 1: central dilemma. Even though she had made a fortune and
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  Speaker 1: was recognized as one of the greatest voices ever, she
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  Speaker 1: still wasn't able to do what she wanted, either professionally
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  Speaker 1: or in her personal life. This film was not authorized
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  Speaker 1: by Whitney's family. The director, Nick Bloomfield, is known for
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  Speaker 1: his conspiracy theory films on the death of Biggie Smalls
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  Speaker 1: and Tupac Shakur. So look out for that. It's called
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  Speaker 1: Can I Be Me? You know what I saw this
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  Speaker 1: summer in um actually in Capri, Claud Davis. They did
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  Speaker 1: a big thing on his life. I think on Netflix. Oh,
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  Speaker 1: I didn't see a big thing. I think it was
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  Speaker 1: Netflix or HBO. Someone cud David's great guy man you
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  Speaker 1: talked to him, responsible for He was a lot of Whitney.
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  Speaker 1: Deborah Cox. Yeah, who's playing Whitney? Um, I think this
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  Speaker 1: sounds yea The Bodyguard. The musical is called The Bodyguard.
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  Speaker 1: Shut your damn Yeah. Yeah, it was being good. But anyway,
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  Speaker 1: nobody else can do it because most people could do.
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  Speaker 1: And that's pretty much. And love you after that, love
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  Speaker 1: you when you sucked your breathit and it actually sounded
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  Speaker 1: better than the note that came out, did you? Actually
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  Speaker 1: that was better than the note. Thank you, Steve, thank you,
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  Speaker 1: thank you, thank you. That makes me feel stuffid thank you,
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  Speaker 1: Thank you. Guys. I hate it, thank you, thank you.
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  Speaker 1: You know I loved me some Whitney because you don't
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  Speaker 1: hate my poetry. Thank you your poetry. What I just did.
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  Speaker 1: Just there's no comparison, there's no comparison. Apples in one
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  Speaker 1: of these things is just like the other. Wow, I
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  Speaker 1: want to see that though. That's gonna be good. She
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  Speaker 1: can definitely say, oh yeah, it seems like longer, but
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  Speaker 1: it's just years yea, all the great ones. Yeah. And
• 1:32:34
  Speaker 1: then just over the past weekend, did Gregory Jerry lewis
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  Speaker 1: Man I first started doing stand up? I got to
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  Speaker 1: see uh at the comedy club. I got to see
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  Speaker 1: did Gregory unbelievable? Yeah, it was something I'd never seen.
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  Speaker 1: Takes serious issues like that. Yeah. Yeah, wasn't he one
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  Speaker 1: of the first black comedians that crossed over? He crossed
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  Speaker 1: over and he wouldn't do the tonight show unless they
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  Speaker 1: let him sit down, Unless they let him sit down. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I remember reading that. Yeah, sit down and do an interview.
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  Speaker 1: What did you say, Oh, George wantas you're doing. If
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  Speaker 1: the answer does hang out the end, let't just saying hello, Hello,
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  Speaker 1: He'll cling he's fine. We just talked that. We don't
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  Speaker 1: know that anything. We'll be back to wrap up the
• 1:33:21
  Speaker 1: show with just one more thing. You're listening to Steve
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  Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show boxing legend Sugar Ray Leonard has warned
• 1:33:31
  Speaker 1: Floyd Mayweather Junior against too much partying before his high
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  Speaker 1: profile bout with a UFC lightweight champ Connor McGregor this
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  Speaker 1: Saturday at the T Mobile Arena in Paradise, Nevada, in
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  Speaker 1: which Steve will be could hurt. Yeah, I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: Gentlemen's Club, oh he in Vegas? Yeah, thank you that
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  Speaker 1: I won't be going to that. Why not. I can
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  Speaker 1: promise you that strip club got to be I'm going
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  Speaker 1: to the fight. I'm I'm going to day earlier. I
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  Speaker 1: think though, I might even go to the Way and
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  Speaker 1: they got me tickets to the Way in I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: I would think that Floyd Mayweather would take this particular
• 1:34:20
  Speaker 1: fight seriously and not too right because this ain't This
• 1:34:27
  Speaker 1: ain't a boxerna. It's gonna be different training. I think
• 1:34:32
  Speaker 1: we're going. Yeah, has he been training with UFC fighters
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  Speaker 1: for what? I just I just I just think Steve
• 1:34:41
  Speaker 1: that you know Floyda's used to boxing boxes. I just
• 1:34:44
  Speaker 1: think this this is gonna be on off the do Okay, Well,
• 1:34:46
  Speaker 1: now tell me again, what's the difference between Connor McGregor's
• 1:34:49
  Speaker 1: way of fighting and Floyd's skilled mixer martial arts? Is
• 1:34:54
  Speaker 1: that how they're going to fight you fighting boxing? In
• 1:34:57
  Speaker 1: boxing mixed martial arts, you can kick. You can kick
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  Speaker 1: to the head. You cannot kick to the head if
• 1:35:05
  Speaker 1: a man's hand is on the mat. If his hand
• 1:35:09
  Speaker 1: ain't on the mat, you can kick to the head. Um.
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  Speaker 1: You can hear elbows anywhere elbows, you can choke, you
• 1:35:19
  Speaker 1: can put in a submission hole. You know, you can
• 1:35:22
  Speaker 1: need So is there any boxing involved? Yeah, yeah, I
• 1:35:26
  Speaker 1: mean you can straight striker, they call them strikers. You
• 1:35:30
  Speaker 1: can stand there in box. But the dude, why boxing.
• 1:35:32
  Speaker 1: He can kick in your leg, you can none of
• 1:35:34
  Speaker 1: that's happening. But you can't do nothing. But when he
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  Speaker 1: starts getting his behind will My fear is that he
• 1:35:42
  Speaker 1: will resort to what he knows because when you're in
• 1:35:45
  Speaker 1: the ring and you're in the heat of batting, you're
• 1:35:46
  Speaker 1: getting your butt womb. He's gonna probably kick. He's gonna
• 1:35:51
  Speaker 1: probably kick the sugar honey ice and Roger coming in
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  Speaker 1: right at right after. It's gonna get real lugly man
• 1:36:00
  Speaker 1: really well, I mean it's already ugly with fights him dirty.
• 1:36:05
  Speaker 1: If he fights him dirty, he gonna sue it because
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  Speaker 1: if he comes in there with that elbow and all
• 1:36:09
  Speaker 1: that mess. You can't do that right. You can slip
• 1:36:12
  Speaker 1: by elbow, but has to come behind a punch. Yeah, well,
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  Speaker 1: actually just got fighting dirty and taking a lot of
• 1:36:17
  Speaker 1: suit just to knock him out. The reps have to
• 1:36:21
  Speaker 1: be on their game. A lot of you lose all
• 1:36:23
  Speaker 1: your money, thought, Jay, you're not gonna do that stupid Now.
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  Speaker 1: A lot of the m m A fighters Walt McGregor
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  Speaker 1: to win just for the sport. But every boxer that's
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  Speaker 1: a boxer, that holy Field Tyson, they've all said the
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  Speaker 1: work they got to put in. He's just such a
• 1:36:42
  Speaker 1: skilled boxing Yeah, that McGregor is an amateur boxer. So
• 1:36:47
  Speaker 1: why the racial slurs and all that though? You know
• 1:36:50
  Speaker 1: that is necessary? Oh okay, but I think Floyd is junior.
• 1:37:00
  Speaker 1: He ticked at this guy. I know I am. I
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  Speaker 1: would fight him for three hundred million. Yeah, but three
• 1:37:06
  Speaker 1: hundred million McGregor, I'm gonna get beat pretty bad, but
• 1:37:11
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna fight. I'm gonna fighter dunk out of his should.
• 1:37:14
  Speaker 1: He'll never do even to fight again. He won't be
• 1:37:19
  Speaker 1: throwing the more right cross almost sank in the top
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  Speaker 1: of his show, The Blade I I won't all listen here. Yeah,
• 1:37:29
  Speaker 1: them traps from pound for pounder, are they pretty good matchup? No,
• 1:37:39
  Speaker 1: not for not for box. Floyd Mayweather is one of
• 1:37:42
  Speaker 1: the greatest pound for pound fighters in the world ever.
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  Speaker 1: And that that thing he knows that right there. Connor
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  Speaker 1: McGregor hasn't seen he hasn't seen that speed. He doesn't
• 1:37:55
  Speaker 1: know what a faint is. What is it? You know?
• 1:37:59
  Speaker 1: You know when you fight, and you know when you faint.
• 1:38:01
  Speaker 1: He gonna faint, though, it's like faking him out. You
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  Speaker 1: don't know when the punch is coming. That's you don't
• 1:38:08
  Speaker 1: know when the punch is got. But you gotta stand
• 1:38:10
  Speaker 1: there in that ring. Man, you gotta wear in boxing shoes.
• 1:38:12
  Speaker 1: He out there barefoot. You gotta put them boxing shoes on.
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  Speaker 1: You need to see it. You need to see m
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  Speaker 1: M A rounds. And they fight in my cave. I
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  Speaker 1: watch it all the time. Right now. It is much
• 1:38:25
  Speaker 1: more entertaining than fighting because there's no fight. There's no
• 1:38:28
  Speaker 1: heavyweight division. The heavyweight division they got right now. It
• 1:38:31
  Speaker 1: is all make believe that boy out of Birmingham. They
• 1:38:36
  Speaker 1: had crushed him back in the day. He couldn't with
• 1:38:38
  Speaker 1: Norton Holmes nobody. So it is I mean, is that
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  Speaker 1: an error? It's gone by, It's gone by. You know.
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  Speaker 1: Division to watch now? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, man, well all
• 1:38:53
  Speaker 1: the boys, man pack. Yeah, that whole and even below that.
• 1:38:59
  Speaker 1: The Mexican fight some boys is greatness. Man was was was?
• 1:39:04
  Speaker 1: Was Ray? Leonard and Mayweather? Is that the same weight class? Yeah?
• 1:39:10
  Speaker 1: So that's why Sugar Ray is giving him. Um did
• 1:39:16
  Speaker 1: you see the fight with Sugar Sugar? Woof? Uh? Floyd
• 1:39:20
  Speaker 1: Daddy Mayweather in the fight, did you I didn't even
• 1:39:22
  Speaker 1: know that uncle. It was oh, Floyd's uncle, Roger Mayweather
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  Speaker 1: the Black Moon Book. That boy was nasty, but it
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  Speaker 1: was Floyd Uncle Florida. Uncle was punky boy. He'd be cussing.
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