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S2E128 - Book Swap · No Latency

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Last time on no latency. Because we're going to get you
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that damn book. So the Dean hired you and a
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teacher from here to do this. We know people.
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We know people. Guys, I got eyes on the other
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guy, the teacher. Oh.
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No. Good to see you again too,
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Professor. Sounds like university
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negligence to me. The.
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Person that owns the property. My back.
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Is liable for damage. Should we join Jeff on the roof?
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Don't worry you guys. What?
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What is a Jeb? I want to.
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Send you a quick. Picture That's a firebomb.
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This here's a stick up Oh. Shit, that's that's Professor
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Allegris. Oh, that's a, that's a that's a
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little tighter of a grip that. But I mean, Jeb wouldn't.
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But if I don't do this, not only does he kill my mother, he also
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blackmails me. I just want to teach.
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Hello. Hello.
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Yes, within this amount of time have have I retro been able to
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put together the the drone? Back.
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Yes, roll for it. Before I do the role actually,
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can I add? Can I make some addendums as
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well to I guess potentially roll for as well?
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One of the things that I would like to do is I would like to
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use the memory system within it to gain access to the, you know,
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security protocols, all of that connection information yes, if
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you. Roll.
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If you roll well enough, of course you do.
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Yep, and also hopefully be able to find the same way that Ram
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said was able to make himself disappear off of these.
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Retro, you rolled 44 on electronic security tech.
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You put the drone back together and what you discover is it's
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designed to fall apart. It comes back together, all the
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little pieces. Some of them have a bit of BBS
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blood on them, but they go back together and there's a lot of
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redundant parts on the inside about 30 scrap worth of scrap
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just the right amount you need and you you pocket that amount.
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Obviously pulling it out, You find access into the lowest end
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of the security network and Rams heads facial scan is on the
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white list, which means the system has a copy of its facial
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scan. There's a a pro and a con to
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that, but the drone has now been repaired and you can choose when
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to turn it on, although it's lens has been left blurry
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because you've left it unfocused.
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That's fine, it'll fly around, everyone will think it's
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working, but actually if you review the footage it's just
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mush. Yeah, as soon as I get that
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fixed, I'm I'm assuming that that's when the call from the
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professor has happened. Absolutely.
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I would like to I would like to use my access now with this
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drone to have it fly up and smash into the professor's head.
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Great, I love it. Who thought nobody knew this was
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going to happen? Who made this up?
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I didn't plan for this shit. This is fantastic.
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You Chuck the drone onto the roof and it flies towards the
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professor. The only way, and I'll do it in
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front of you. The only way he dodges this is
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if he rolls A10. Does not roll A10, rolls at 4:00
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and it smacks them on the head and Jeb gets free to the ground
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and they both roll away to each other.
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Although he does still have Jeb's tile in his hand.
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Oh, wait, wait, hold on. Were you teaching me just now or
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were you a? Little A little of lecture hall
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A. A little of lecture hall B.
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Oh, ma'am. And he deletes the photograph
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off your tile. Shit, I should have sent it.
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You also should have blocked it, that was dumb and he throws it
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back at you. Well, I mean, thank you.
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Hey, look, if we're just going to be kind of doing this, look,
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the point is to save the books, to save the school and in doing
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so to get your, your boss fired. So I, I, I really think we're on
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the same team here, Prof. Yeah, you see, I don't want to
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lose my job. Well, you won't.
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I mean, would you? Why would you?
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You were you were going to blackmail me and say that I was
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going to set it on fire. Well, yeah, the, the
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blackmailing was to make sure that, you know, you would help
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us get your boss fired. Did that?
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Was that not? Going to sell that.
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That's worth a lot of money, really.
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What? That doesn't make any logical
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sense. Are you not logical?
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I suppose it depends on who you ask.
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So you're just going to not use that against me?
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Well, we would. We were going to not use it
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against you in so far as you helped us out.
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That's I feel like that's usually how blackmail goes.
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Is this the first time you've been blackmailed?
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No, but I. Most people it's night City,
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most people double dip. Most people would sell that to
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someone for a rumor and blackmail me and get some extra
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money for the rumor itself. You double.
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You're not. Oh.
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Something. I see, I see.
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That's where. Well, Nah, I don't think I'd do
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that. Look at that.
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So you're going to deal with a Dean?
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Well, yeah, you want to help? Sure.
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I mean, from what I like, I didn't, I didn't go to school
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here. I've really never been to any
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real real school. But from all my friends say that
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he's a bit of a Jackass, a bit of an asshole, a bit of a
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another word. Yeah, I I am normally not
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someone who celebrates anyone, but if he could like never speak
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again, this place would be better.
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When you say that, do you mean like literally?
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Because I feel like we do know a Ripper talk maybe, maybe she
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could, you know, sew his mouth shut or something?
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Or was that more metaphorical speaking?
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Hey, man. OK, no, I get it.
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You when you wink like that, I know exactly what you mean.
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Hey VV. Yeah.
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You ever you ever saw a man's mouth shut?
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I can't say I have yet. OK, but it's doable is what
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you're saying? Yeah, it would probably be
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painful and require sedation, but it's doable.
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Hey, Professor. Professor, great news, she says.
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It's doable. OK, so you're just going to deal
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with the Dean and I can get back to teaching?
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Yeah, and great news, your your mom not in danger.
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We we actually took care of the other guy too.
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Wow, it must be rolling really well.
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Oh, you know, it's hasn't been too bad of a day so far,
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actually. So if if you don't mind, if you
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could just go ahead and, you know, grapple yourself off the
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roof. My friends are just right down
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there. And you said that this this
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thing here is just right above where the books are.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. Don't.
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Don't go in that hatch right there.
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Right. But if I did, that would lead to
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where the the second 2nd edition copy of many.
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Of it would be like a drone that watches down there too so.
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Gotcha, gotcha. All right.
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Will you know, professor, it's, it's been a pleasure, truly.
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OK, I've learned a lot from you And you know, you've given me a
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bit of, a bit of a passion for, for the mechanical that I never
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really really understood. But I I think I'm starting to
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starting to get why retro is into all these doohickeys.
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Retro. That was his name?
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Fuck that would have bugged me for ages.
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Yeah, yeah, Richo, not a problem Sir.
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Yeah, take Care now. And.
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He takes you at your word and jumps off the roof.
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Good guy, good guy. Well, just going to go ahead and
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squeeze through this hatch here did.
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We take care of that firebomb or what?
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Oh yeah, did it basically all by myself.
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Wow. Yeah.
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Jeb, did we just offer to sew the Dean's mouth shut?
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Yeah. OK.
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Is that is that actually happening?
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Asheb did you mean? Metaphorically or not, Jeb.
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Well, I think he, I think that he meant not metaphorically.
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And I wasn't sure if he could even be done, but you said it
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could be done. But.
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Yeah, yeah. I I mean, yes, it could be done.
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If that just would require us to get the Dean, I don't know.
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Knock him out and take care of it.
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You know, OK, OK. Idea.
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No, you don't have to. But it he's gonna fight back.
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That's what straps are for. Wise, OK, you really did learn a
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lot coming to their school, didn't you?
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Oh yeah. I learned a lot.
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Well, great news. Go ahead, I.
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Was going to say looked like things worked out well with the
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professor. I mean I don't know exactly what
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happened. I totally forgot that he used to
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be, well, not used to be. He still practices his martial
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art teachings. So you know, good good good work
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on the disabling him without. Having yeah, I did think it was
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funny that on his name tag it said Professor slash Sensei.
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Yeah, well, he is a teacher of both, so.
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Yeah, I could see that. The honorifics are important
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anyways, Yeah. Are are are we doing this sewing
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mouth shut? I mean, I know that we're
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essentially metaphorically, but I don't know if we're actually
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physically doing it too. And then are are are we breaking
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into to the steal the book as well?
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Oh yeah, I'm basically right on top of it.
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There's a bit of a problem though.
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There is a drone kind of, well, milling about.
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Oh, Jeff, can you take a selfie for me real quick?
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Just. Send me a selfie.
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Selfie like just. Take one right now.
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Right now, yeah, yeah, sure. I'm like, good, Jake.
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Jeff, no, Jeff, I need, I need another selfie.
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Sorry, sorry, I forgot. You can't do that big lovable
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smile. I it's not going to be.
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I need you to have one that's like like you can have a small
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smile that's like lips close together, but but you can't have
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your teeth like showing you I. I I oh, gotcha gotcha.
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So like a like a rally smirk. Yes, that's a good one.
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Yes, with your rakishly handsome look.
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Roll roll acting to not overdo this.
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Oh, 10? As long as you are at least 10
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feet away, this should work. All right, I'm going to take
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that second photo that Jeb sent me and I'm going to upload that
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to the security network, hopefully in the same way for
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like how Rams head was done. So sure, ignore him.
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The the drone did try and make its way back to where it last
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knew it was because it can't see very well and you managed to
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install this through the network Jeb roll to open the Hatch Oh my
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God yes you make your way into the room you appear as you land
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beating the DV of this room. I'd like.
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To like, slowly lower myself down with the grappling hook.
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Sure. Yeah, you roll 32.
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You can do this however you like, but you end up right
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there, 15 feet away from the drone to your West, OK?
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Team, There's a bit of a drone issue going on, but I am in.
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Oh my God. Look at that on the pedestal.
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It's the second edition of Winnie the Pooh.
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Looks like there's looks like there might be pressure
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sensitive glares. Any ideas?
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Well, let me think here first. Heads up, as long as you're 10
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feet away from a drone, they're going to ignore you, so keep
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that in mind. OK, so stay as close as possible
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to the drone. That seems fucking crazy.
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I said keep at least 10 feet away from.
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Away, away, away. Got it.
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Yeah, got it. Jeff.
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Still still stick to stay away from drone, but if they get
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close then that's not going to it didn't matter anyways.
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Just stay away from drone 2. Is the Gutenberg Bible locked
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up? Wasn't that just returned?
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Oh no, no, you you returned it a while ago.
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You can use the Gutenberg, you can use another one.
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Just Jeb, go pick up the book, not having it leave whatever it
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is, just kind of feel how much it weighs.
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Find a book that feels the same weight and then just swips up.
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Swips up. OK.
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All right. OK, going to go over here to
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Priceless artifacts section and let's see HI note wrong way and
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CDEF Gutenberg. Roll library search.
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Everyone has to roll it at least once in this one.
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Yes. Must be education, right?
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How is it not under education? Oh wait, no it's not.
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What it is in library it is it's.
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It's in the it's. In the.
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Oh, there it is. I see it.
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Oh, thank you. OK, OK.
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Library Search 11. It's not very good, but OK it
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does. It does.
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However, I will say looking up a book in a well organized library
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is an easy task. You should try it at home.
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You should go and check out your local library, because even you
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can roll above a very basic DV 9 and find exactly the book that
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you're looking for. Because that's the Dewey Decimal
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System at work. Yes, or even a convenient
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electronic looking up computer. Amazing.
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So. Last time you checked out, some
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Microchief libraries sing. The, the, the, the Gutenberg
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Bible is like, really heavy, right?
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Yeah. Yeah.
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OK, Yeah. Because it was like you find the
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complete Far Side gallery edition which is about the same
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weight. No, not the far side.
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OK, OK, let's see. Farsight, HIJKLLAR, Larson.
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Larson. OK.
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OK, these are Jeb knows Larson. Yeah, a Washington state hero.
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All right, OK, here's the swap. Swap.
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Roll for it. I'm trying to find the silliest
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thing I could possibly roll that would make set up what
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accounting. Amazing.
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If this. Is accounting.
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Then what is you know, you're, you're, you're balancing the
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books. Inspiration.
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That's a Golden Pond Inspiration 10.
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Would you actually roll? You're out of five.
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Yeah, you're on a 10. Libraries are incredibly easy.
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You beat ADV 9. It is a simple task to swap the
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book. You swap the book into the end
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of this very row. There's a little presentation
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area for a book and it's got a little weighted pad on the
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bottom. You do it quickly enough,
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however it takes a little longer than you would like and you are
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dangerously close to being seen by a drone.
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Because you did not roll high enough, you now have to roll
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evasion. OK, I'm just going to dive
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behind this bookshelf. Sprain my ankle.
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That is, is that where you use the inspiration I just gave you?
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Oh yeah. Oh wow, Yeah, you just.
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Really. Oh.
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Well, you held on to that for a long time, Spoon.
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Well done, you're on a crit fable -4 and then came back with
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your inspiration. I literally just gave you with a
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23. You dive back into the bookshelf
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and you. I have to think that like.
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A A book fell and I grab it and then I see that the drone is
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like gonna be right in front of me and so I just open the book
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in front of my face. You do, and you you open the
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book in front of your face and slide onto the ground.
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The drone keeps moving and misses you.
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You watch the drone disappear out to keep going back and forth
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in this section of the library, and as you look down at the
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book, it's a copy of Winnie the Pooh.
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around the table all. Right, throw those in the bag
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and OK, just going to quickly there goes the drone and make a
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break for it. How are you getting out of here?
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Through the Hatch again. Cool, roll for it.
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And that was the the sound of my fucking sure grappling hook.
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If I can find there we. Go 22 hooked.
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On Phonics today. And just as Retro makes that pun
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inspiration Retro very good. I enjoy these puns, everybody.
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Jeb makes it out of the Hatch and the drone passes underneath
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him and keeps going back and forth, jumps off the side of the
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building and rejoins the crew. How'd it go, Jeb?
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Well, I'm going to be honest, I don't feel great about stealing
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these books from the library. But you know, back in the day
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they used to let you take the the physical books out of the
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library for a time being before you had to bring them back.
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At least that's what I hear. So think about it.
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We're kind of doing it the old fashioned way.
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Yeah, yeah. There's there's nothing better
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than being able to leave with an actual physical copy in your
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hands, you know? Feels good.
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It does. So should I call Ram's head?
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. Send.
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Oh, hear, hear. Everyone, everyone gather
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around. Ever gather around.
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There's a bit of a bit of a bit of a there has been a bit of a
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motif of photos in this episode. So why don't we cap it off with
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a nice group picture with the the second edition of Winnie the
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Pooh in the front? Sure, and we'll send it to Ram's
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head. Yeah.
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Genius inspired Raven. You guys take a selfie, everyone
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roll to see how good the selfie is.
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Personal grooming. Personal grooming.
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Don't forget that VB now gets a plus to wardrobe and style as
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well. Yes, it is.
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One SEC. I had to close all my stuff.
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Would you mind rolling? Yeah, no, you're fine.
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Thank you. Do you want wardrobe and style
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or personal grooming? Personal grooming because I was
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a hair stylist. That's right, I.
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Push. I push the hair out of my face
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and then I push the hair I blow on Bendel's face to like fluff
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the hair away from and like interface framies.
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Yeah, yes. Bendel will also roll wardrobe
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in style. No personal grooming since they
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are the same. I rolled A crit baby.
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I'm on fire today, even Bell. Yeah, I'm honey you.
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Look hard as hell. We all look.
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You are honey as as fuck. This is probably the best photo
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I've ever seen of you. Wow, actually wow.
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There's my daily photo I've seen of you besides your badge.
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Yeah, yeah, it's a shame we can't post it because we've got
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a stolen book in the picture. Damn.
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Oh, that's fine. Here, watch and I'll.
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Just both Phoebe and I look amazing.
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Look, there you go. Now the book's gone.
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Oh. Nice, that's a good idea.
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Look at that. That's so good.
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We'll send the first one to Ram's head though, and.
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OK, there you go. They sent back an eggplant
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emoji. What does that mean?
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Oh dear. Oh.
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They're hungry for vegetables. That he he's very excited about
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the book. OK, that's good.
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Yeah. Nice.
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All right, so we've got that. Ram's head isn't on his way
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back. The professor's dealt with.
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Did you sort it out, Jeb? Oh yeah, professor's all all
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set, so. What does he need us to do?
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He needs us to sew the Dean's mouth shut.
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Excuse me, what? Yeah.
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Yeah. Yeah, that, that's the thing.
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You know, what we could do is we could there was no real, you
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know, time frame on that. So why don't we just go ahead
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and send the press all of the necessary things to get him
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fired and, you know, probably arrested and then we can sew his
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mouth shut. But.
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What if he what if he didn't he like, threaten the teacher's
25:59
mother or something because he could just hire someone else?
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Yeah. And we don't really have, I
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don't think, much evidence that's conclusive, do we?
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No how? About this, I think Phoebe and I
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should go and confront the professor, mainly because he's
26:21
already on edge dealing with us too.
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In the meantime, while Jeb has been doing that, I've taken the
26:28
last of the scrap that we've taken from the drone to finish
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the last. Satellite.
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Dish and Jeb and Iona do know how to set that up from last
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time, right? OK.
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So all right, Iona, we're going to have to get back on the roof.
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Iona gives you a steely glance. Oh, right.
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Sorry. All right, you guys go and sew
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some guy's mouth shut. Have have fun.
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Did you want me on Team Mouth sewing or on Team Rooftop?
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You weren't very helpful with the the transponder on the roof
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at the Hillview if I'm on. There and you sign me up for
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this so. Yeah.
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All right. You're going to have to hold
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them down. Fine, it looks like it's time
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for the Dean's Anatomy class. Looks like we made the Dean's
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list. Nice.
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VV have you got 1? No, those aren't too good.
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It's it's time for the Dean to learn a lesson that was that.
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Was pretty good. Pretty good.
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Pretty solid. OK, yes, yes.
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So one more time, who's who's doing the sewing?
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Probably me. We're just heading straight to
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the Dean's office right now. Or should we follow him to his
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home? I suppose we do.
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Got to keep our promise. In his office.
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We're going to do it in his office, not in his home.
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I just there are more cameras inside of an office than there
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are inside of his home I would imagine.
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These days. You don't know what kind of
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freak he is. That's a good point.
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I don't have anything to say to that, You're right.
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We should ask, where is he? Is he at his office?
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Because maybe we just get it done.
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Yeah, yeah, we know. I thought we were just going to
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get this done and over with now so we can draw on with our
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lives. I'd love to move on with our
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lives, I mean. Reggie, can you just, oh, I
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don't know, like turn the cameras off?
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Good point. That's a good idea.
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I didn't think of that should do that.
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OK. Is that is that what you're
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going to do? Turn the cameras off.
29:04
Oh, OK. I think we've come up with our
29:06
plan. Turn the cameras off.
29:08
Just do it here. Just do it.
29:10
Right here. Well, I do, I do have I do have
29:13
access to security cameras to the drone, so.
29:19
Well. Perfect.
29:20
I think our plan is going to work.
29:24
Right. Good.
29:28
Now if only the dice all correctly.
29:35
That's all. That's all that it's up to at
29:37
this point. Chance.
29:39
Fate. Right.
29:41
There's always an element of luck with these things, and so
29:47
we wait. Roll for it.
29:49
Or the die roll. Yes.
29:52
What am I rolling? I don't know what are you
29:54
rolling. I don't know, I do.
29:55
Roll to turn camera off. Roll camera switch.
30:00
I didn't even know I was rolling.
30:02
I also didn't know. I was like, what are you
30:05
rolling? He's waiting on who to to roll.
30:07
It's going to be electronic security tech.
30:09
Roll press button. Oh.
30:12
What did you get? Nope. 14.
30:14
Roll I've ever seen on this four.
30:16
You're. On the 40. 4 on electronic
30:20
security tech. Yeah, you do that cool loop
30:22
thing. Oh yeah, I I pulled the the
30:26
speed maneuver. But but if you don't make a
30:31
mistake of having someone be a bad loop.
30:34
Yes, make sure that they're all, all the hallways and stuff are
30:38
empty. So at the Dean's office, he's
30:41
just there. I don't know what a Dean does in
30:45
his office. Because you rolled so high, you
30:47
can see that he is picking his nose.
30:50
I mean, of course that makes sense.
30:52
What a pervert. Sorry.
30:57
Just randomly sticking objects and orifices in his body at
31:02
work. I mean, come on.
31:04
Remy, thank you for turning off the camera.
31:07
Could we go? Well, yeah, yeah.
31:12
Are we splitting up or are we all going to do that and then
31:16
doing the satellite dish? I can I can give you moral
31:20
support while you soak some guy's mouth shut, Vivi, but, but
31:24
that's about as much as I can do.
31:26
OK. Or maybe you could just at least
31:28
like, keep a lookout. Outside of the room I can do
31:32
that. Yes.
31:35
I'll just be in here or out there.
31:40
I'll be in either side of the door and I'll just make sure no
31:43
one comes in. I I don't really know what else
31:47
to do. Maybe I should just stay away.
31:50
Should I just stay out here? You've you've done a good job.
31:53
Do you want, do you want to help me install the thing on the roof
31:57
now that we have a satellite dish?
31:59
Oh well, there you go. I feel much better doing that.
32:02
Let's do that. Let's do that.
32:03
That's a good idea. Now we have a plan and I don't
32:06
have to be in the room when someone's much so sorry.
32:11
Well, I had put us outside of the room, but that's perfect.
32:17
Let's do you want to come to the roof Iona do you do you?
32:20
No, you don't. You don't want to come.
32:21
You want to watch the mouth be. No, I'm going to stand outside
32:24
the room and hear it apparently is what I've decided I'm going
32:27
to do. Oh.
32:28
That's so horrible. All right, so I get who's the
32:32
muscle? Who's going to pan down?
32:34
Pan into are we? Wait, hold on.
32:38
Are we sewing a mouth of a man? Are we doing that?
32:42
Or is that a metaphor for just keeping him quiet?
32:46
Are we? We're actually doing this.
32:50
But why? Well, you see, it's important
32:56
that when you say something, you mean it, and when you mean
32:59
something, you carry through but.
33:02
Couldn't he just, like, get it undone?
33:05
Or you can. It's a very temporary process,
33:08
but I'll tell you one thing. It's going to hurt and it's
33:12
probably going to, I think I mean the plan.
33:16
Let's listen folks. If we want to, if we want to
33:18
kind of, you know, back up a little bit and maybe do this
33:23
more humanely. Maybe we maybe we put him out
33:25
completely, but then he wakes up and he looks himself and goes,
33:28
Oh my God. Of course he's not saying this.
33:30
He's just thinking it because he can't say it because his mouth
33:32
is. Jeb, you're the one who got us
33:35
into this in the 1st place. You're the one that agreed to.
33:38
I just think that if there's one thing that's going to make a man
33:41
think about saying things he shouldn't, it's sewing his mouth
33:46
shut. You mean like setting a library
33:47
on fire? I'm just I, I definitely, I
33:52
think we should knock him out before we do because I don't
33:54
want him to know that I'm the one that did it, even though
33:57
you're the one that threatened him.
33:58
So he's going to know that he. Won't know.
34:03
And do we want to just knock him out and take him somewhere, or
34:08
are we just knocking him out and sewing his mouth shut?
34:12
Oh, no, we're doing it here. Let's I mean, I've already, I've
34:15
already done the work. I've already turned off the
34:17
cameras. Let's just just get it knocked
34:19
down now. You know, like I don't want to
34:21
have to carry him all the way to some place and then like to wait
34:25
to watch. I want to.
34:25
I want to watch the show. And once we leak all the
34:31
information to the press about him wanting to burn down the
34:36
priceless artifacts of books, then maybe maybe he'll think
34:40
about it. And then we could even tell the
34:43
journalist, the journalist could put a little a ditty on it, a
34:45
little a little sentence at the end.
34:47
Maybe that kind of poetically ties the fact that maybe burning
34:52
down the library and and losing all this information is kind of
34:57
burning books is kind of like so when the mouth shut of society.
35:02
You mean silencing the those who protest?
35:05
That's right. So it's a beautiful metaphor.
35:10
Punishment, you know. Beautiful metaphor, Jeb.
35:12
I'm just I'm just this may moon this into serial killer
35:16
territory so I'm just checking. It's not serial killer if we're
35:20
not killing them. Don't point at me like that
35:25
Vivi. I understand that that is a good
35:26
point. Like sadistic may I I'll take
35:32
sadistic, but serial killer No, this is this is all out of
35:36
passion, man. It's not like we planned this.
35:39
This guy is not a good guy so. You wanted to burn down a
35:46
library for money. He's a total asshole, so I think
35:53
he does. This is the like.
35:55
He'll recover, he'll be fine. This is just teaching him a
35:59
lesson. Next time on no latency what?
36:17
Code word do you want? Oh yeah, it's important.
36:20
Feel like we're the mafia now. Don't have any sedative.
36:22
Quietly go in and sedate him and then do this all right make.
36:25
Haste. I feel like we don't get a lot
36:27
of one-on-one time. Just me and you.
36:28
Who? Hasn't been found naked in the
36:30
hallway at some point in their life.
36:32
Make my way in, make haste while he's distracted.
36:35
All right, well, I guess it was not red wire to blue.
36:37
Wire. I mean, we could punch him in
36:39
the head until he passes out. I will attempt.
36:41
That's cheaper. Get this over with and teach
36:43
this guy a lesson. I suppose we should say up here,
36:46
actually, I was going to say maybe we get down there and see
36:48
how they're doing, but maybe we should have a.
36:49
Favorite set of needles you like to use?
36:52
Maybe twisted, completely sedated?
36:55
But she's not that twisted. I'm mostly watching this drone
36:59
to see if it's getting any closer to us.
37:01
I'm obviously doing a subcutaneous suture.
37:04
Van Dear, what the? Hell, the graveyard of emails.
37:07
Take a vow of silence. Any curiosity?
37:09
VV Was that the first time you've sewed a man's mouth shut?
37:12
You used to do this all the time at the morgue.
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