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Elves Strike, Holiday and Single, Outgifting, Staycation Ideas and more. · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Today's show is pre recorded. Y'all know what time y'all
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  Speaker 1: don't know. Y'all all looking back to back down, giving
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  Speaker 1: Good Steve Hartley, I don't join Jo. You gotta use
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  Speaker 1: y'all listening to the voice, Come on dig me now,
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  Speaker 1: One and only Steve hargins Man, old man, got a
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  Speaker 1: radio show. Yeah, I do. God so big to me, man,
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  Speaker 1: I just have to tell you about it. I can't
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  Speaker 1: help it. It's rather obvious to me how big, how
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  Speaker 1: good God is. He's absolutely tremendous. He's off the chain.
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  Speaker 1: He owned one, he'd be clowning, he'd be just showing out. Man.
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  Speaker 1: I'm just over here, just on receiving it. You know,
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  Speaker 1: if you're out there, start your mission today, Start your
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  Speaker 1: mission today? What are you waiting for? Why do we
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  Speaker 1: as people delay what we want or delay the process
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  Speaker 1: to begin what we want? Our hopes, our dreams, our desires.
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  Speaker 1: Why won't you start your mission today? Why don't we
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  Speaker 1: all decide together that just individually. Look, you're listening. You
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  Speaker 1: got something that you've been dreaming about. You got an
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  Speaker 1: you haven't accomplished yet. Everybody has them. Everybody's got them.
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  Speaker 1: Everybody's got something that's that's on the table that they
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  Speaker 1: haven't yet attacked yet. What are you waiting for? Start
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  Speaker 1: your mission today? Stop the procrastination. Now. The procrastination is
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  Speaker 1: only hurting you yourself. If you got a goal or
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  Speaker 1: aspiration to dream and you fall off track momentarily, you
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  Speaker 1: can get back to that because God knows where you're
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  Speaker 1: left off. Now. You may have to accomplish a few
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  Speaker 1: more things since you stop for a long period of time,
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  Speaker 1: but God know where you left off. You can get
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  Speaker 1: back on track. I look, man, this dream of being
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  Speaker 1: on TV since I was a kid, and it got
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  Speaker 1: off track. Now it got off track. I just kept
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  Speaker 1: it as one of the dreams, and in some real
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  Speaker 1: dog moments when it looked like it wasn't gonna happen,
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  Speaker 1: all I was hanging on too was just the hope
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  Speaker 1: that one day it could. But that's what faith is
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  Speaker 1: really about. Faith is the belief in things that you
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  Speaker 1: cannot see. But faith gives you the confidence to keep hoping. Man,
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  Speaker 1: sometime it just keep hope alive. Sometimes, you heard Jesse
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  Speaker 1: Jackson said, just keep hope alive. Sometimes, Man, it's just
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  Speaker 1: the hope. I was hanging on the hope. And I'm
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  Speaker 1: talking about when it got real ugly and funky out
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  Speaker 1: there for me, when it looked like I wasn't gonna
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  Speaker 1: ever make it, and all of the facts was in
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  Speaker 1: and everything pointed in the direction you're not gonna make it.
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  Speaker 1: You didn't really messed up this time. Then I sat
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  Speaker 1: there and I just hung on to the hope. But man,
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  Speaker 1: that's what I'm saying. If you got a dream on
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  Speaker 1: aspiration of vision or something, when you fall off track
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  Speaker 1: and you want to go get back in line, God
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  Speaker 1: holds your place. See he held on to that fum me.
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  Speaker 1: He knew I was off tracking how the line, but
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  Speaker 1: he said, Okay, here's where we stopped. You want to
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  Speaker 1: be on TV that when you get it together and
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  Speaker 1: you quit tripping and you come in your turn to me,
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna hold your place, put you back in line.
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  Speaker 1: Then we're gonna finish your journey. That took me a
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  Speaker 1: lot longer to get here than I wanted to. But
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  Speaker 1: then it was necessary because I needed all of the
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  Speaker 1: mishaps to happen to me along the way. So when
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  Speaker 1: I got on the radio one day, which I did
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  Speaker 1: not see coming, Steve Harvey got a radio show, y'all.
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  Speaker 1: That's why I say it every day. See, because of
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  Speaker 1: this radio show that I didn't see coming. Now I
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  Speaker 1: have stories to tell, I got experiences to share, and
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  Speaker 1: I can tell you about me better than I can
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  Speaker 1: tell you about anybody. And I've been through enough where
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  Speaker 1: it's relatable, where enough people can go. Man, that happened
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  Speaker 1: to me, appreciate you saying that that's what it was for. See,
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  Speaker 1: I get it now. See at the time, though I
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  Speaker 1: didn't like what was happening to me. At the time,
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  Speaker 1: I was really in total disagreement with God on a
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  Speaker 1: lot of stuff he was pulling off on me, But
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  Speaker 1: in essence I was really pulling it off on myself.
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  Speaker 1: But through his grace and mercy, he kept me through
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  Speaker 1: all of my mistakes, all my bad decisions, all my miscalculations,
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  Speaker 1: all my misfires, all the times I knowingly stepped out
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  Speaker 1: there indeed wrong he forgave me. He said, because, man,
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  Speaker 1: if you ever come to me, I have a plan
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  Speaker 1: for you that it's going to be far and above.
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  Speaker 1: It will supersede everything you've ever dreamed of. That's what
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  Speaker 1: I did. I just got sick of me, good and
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  Speaker 1: sick of me, and I turned it over to God.
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  Speaker 1: And then God started working and here I am today.
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  Speaker 1: Now see threw it me yet? Nope? Have I arrived?
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  Speaker 1: I jet? Nope? But guess what the journey is cool?
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  Speaker 1: You know, It's like I was talking to this young
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  Speaker 1: brother the other day about comedy and he's really good
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  Speaker 1: stand up. You know, this young dude is really good.
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  Speaker 1: He said, Man, what is this I feel every night
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  Speaker 1: before I go on stage. I don't know what it is.
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  Speaker 1: I just wanted off me, I said, sir, listen to me,
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  Speaker 1: you young dude. This thing that climbs on my back
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  Speaker 1: every night before I go on stage. I don't know
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  Speaker 1: what it is. It's got something to do with pressure,
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  Speaker 1: It's got something to do with anticipation. It's got a
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  Speaker 1: whole lot to do with the fear of falling. He said,
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  Speaker 1: what you mean by that? I said, every night I
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  Speaker 1: walk out on stage, it's like I'm about to go
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  Speaker 1: and step off a cliff. I said, it's a sickening feeling.
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  Speaker 1: He said, man, but you do so well. I said,
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  Speaker 1: that's because the parachute opens. I say, but I want
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  Speaker 1: you to understand something. When I first walk out there,
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  Speaker 1: it's just stepping off the cliff. Now, these joe provide
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  Speaker 1: a parachute which slows my descent when I jump off
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  Speaker 1: the cliff, and I turned it into a glide. And
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  Speaker 1: then I take the audience this way and I swing
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  Speaker 1: them back over that way. We might swing out to
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  Speaker 1: the Colorado Rockies. We may go down to Miami with
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  Speaker 1: this joke. We may take it on out to LA
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  Speaker 1: and I just swing back and forth till I land softly.
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  Speaker 1: The crowd cheers. The night is over with, I said,
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  Speaker 1: but it's been too many nights though. When I walked
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  Speaker 1: off that cliff and I pulled the cord and the
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  Speaker 1: parachute didn't open, I said, Now I'm just free falling
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  Speaker 1: out there for thirty minutes. Ain't no jokes working. Ain't
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  Speaker 1: the parachute didn't open. I said, So see that's what
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  Speaker 1: it's like for me. And then you know what I
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  Speaker 1: found out. If you don't walked off the cliff in life,
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  Speaker 1: and you ain't got no God in your life. It's
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  Speaker 1: like not having a parachute. You step off the cliff
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  Speaker 1: and you just free falling. Now see we all Now
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  Speaker 1: that fall gets you closer to the grave, right, see
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  Speaker 1: all heading to the grave from the moment we're born.
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  Speaker 1: But the cool thing about a relationship with God is
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  Speaker 1: when you step off the cliff and you got God
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  Speaker 1: here a parachute. You're still going down, but it's a
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  Speaker 1: nice ride, and God just helps your your descent appear
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  Speaker 1: more like a rise and then more like a euphoric fall.
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  Speaker 1: Instead of not having no God in your life and
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  Speaker 1: you just walking off that cliff every day, free falling.
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  Speaker 1: Ain't got no core, you steady pulling, you hauling the
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  Speaker 1: whole way because you messed around with yourself and ain't
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  Speaker 1: let God come into your life and provide a parachute
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  Speaker 1: for you. I would rather have a parachute since I
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  Speaker 1: got to jump every day than to not have one.
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  Speaker 1: God has been like a parachute from me. Ask me
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  Speaker 1: why where that came from. I can't tell you, But
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  Speaker 1: like I always say, most good things that happened in
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  Speaker 1: my life that I can't explain. It's usually him. You're
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  Speaker 1: do something for you today, as he already has. Seeing this,
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  Speaker 1: how you've awakened. Okay, so now that that is accomplished,
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  Speaker 1: that's a great, big thank you Lord, right down. So
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  Speaker 1: now let's just expect him to do some other things
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  Speaker 1: for us. Live your life in expectation and in watchful
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  Speaker 1: anticipation of what that God we serve can do for you.
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  Speaker 1: That's how I live my life. I suggest you try that.
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  Speaker 1: It's a wonderful way to live because something usually always
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  Speaker 1: you know I'm talking about Charley's Jark. Hey, good morning, Steve.
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  Speaker 1: I feel like it today too. Colin Ferrera, you're sounding good.
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  Speaker 1: What's up, boss man? Pipper ain't easy, but somebody you
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  Speaker 1: that could have better Pimp ladies. Jentimy Junior morning up.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah your voice back you strong now? Yeah? Yeah yeah Tommy,
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  Speaker 1: tom big dogging dog in the l David Yo. Yes, folks.
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  Speaker 1: We often had this conversation off as on this Morning
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  Speaker 1: show because, according to Tommy and a couple of the
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  Speaker 1: Morning Show people that I won't mention have oftentimes questioned
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  Speaker 1: the route that I took to have the achievements that
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  Speaker 1: all actual grasp of the English language, and so lack
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  Speaker 1: of grasp of the English language, spelling and tech savviness
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  Speaker 1: has caused them to doubt and question how I got here. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: it's just it's it's just, you know, the wonder of
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  Speaker 1: the world that Tommy, because like, okay, i'll tell you.
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  Speaker 1: I'll tell you what started one day. You know how
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  Speaker 1: you be writing and you'd be texting and you get
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  Speaker 1: stuck on a little simple word. The word was wood
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  Speaker 1: and I was cool and not just saying hey man.
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  Speaker 1: Just we was off the on commercial break and I said,
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  Speaker 1: hey man, how you spell words? And you know that
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  Speaker 1: at that that little reaction from the peanut gallery was
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  Speaker 1: so Tommy said, what route did you you take? How
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  Speaker 1: the hell you make it? We're sitting up here here
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  Speaker 1: here a leader, and he can't spel great letter. You
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  Speaker 1: couldn't spail, ma'am. Yeah, yeah, I still struggle with that, ma'am.
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  Speaker 1: Here kind of trick you gotta admit. All Right, we
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  Speaker 1: come back. I'm gonna tell you how I did it
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  Speaker 1: if you want. All right, we'll have more of the
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  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show coming up right after this. You're
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  Speaker 1: listening to Steven Show. Christmas is fast approaching. We all
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  Speaker 1: know that time to get the toys together. However, the Elves,
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  Speaker 1: I didn't know this. The Elves are on stripe and
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  Speaker 1: you got here with some grievances. Uh, guy, I got this.
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  Speaker 1: I'm gone hand the listening myself because it's something that
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  Speaker 1: I'm I'm good at doing because I'm a former union man.
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  Speaker 1: Elves Elves have decided it came to me with a
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  Speaker 1: lot of complaint and I'm being they representative. Now. We
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  Speaker 1: wanted Timmy to stand up for them, but then he
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  Speaker 1: was already standing up. They went, we need somebody that's
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  Speaker 1: standing up for it, that look like they actually standing.
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  Speaker 1: So I said I would do it. The elves of
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  Speaker 1: this year are going on strike. Well they haven't gone
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  Speaker 1: on yet, but they're threatening to go on strike. The
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  Speaker 1: elves and wanting to sit out this year. Santa Claus
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  Speaker 1: is having trouble because he's trying to talk to these
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  Speaker 1: damn elves about their concern So I'm here with their
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  Speaker 1: grievances and I want to start by saying, these are
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  Speaker 1: the elves grievouses, and I will be preparing these statements
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  Speaker 1: on behalf of the Ill Foundation. We the elves who
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  Speaker 1: work at the North Pole, are requesting the following changes.
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  Speaker 1: Please show your support through I wear site www dot
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  Speaker 1: help elves dot com. If you're gonna help the elves,
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  Speaker 1: help elves dot com, tell me don't act like you don't.
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  Speaker 1: So you know, we all the complaints that the elves have,
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  Speaker 1: and here we go. Number one problem that they have
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  Speaker 1: it We the elves would like to stop making these
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  Speaker 1: damn wooden toys. Don't no kid won't no damn wooden toy.
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  Speaker 1: And we've been making them for years. Okay, ain't nobody
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  Speaker 1: asks them now? When he wouldn't wheels, he wouldn't pad lock,
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  Speaker 1: they got real toys now. Secondly, we the elms are
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  Speaker 1: requesting to have a casual Friday. So when we ain't
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  Speaker 1: got a wit these stupid ass uniform tight ass pants
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  Speaker 1: with the pointed hats, we want to casual frid voicing
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  Speaker 1: the concerns and elves have and considered on going on strike,
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  Speaker 1: and they wanted me to convey this to set a
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  Speaker 1: class and everybody list. We the Elves would like to
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  Speaker 1: request a thirty minute smoke break. They we smoke, and
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  Speaker 1: then we want to be able to go outside and
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  Speaker 1: smoke whatever we want as it's legal, and try making
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  Speaker 1: these cards without it. Elves don't get high. Here's the
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  Speaker 1: next complaint on behalf of the Hells Elves. We the
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  Speaker 1: Elves have voted to eliminate bring your kids to work there.
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  Speaker 1: The truth of the matter is elves really don't like kids. No,
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  Speaker 1: we don't damn that because they think we kids too,
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  Speaker 1: just because we shot, get your damn hands off for me,
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  Speaker 1: I drove here into slate. Next complaint that they have
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  Speaker 1: we the Elves are uncomfortable wearing knees damn funny toe shoes.
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  Speaker 1: That heard that he didn't get. We want Crocs to
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  Speaker 1: be the new official els shop. Crocs and Gators to
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  Speaker 1: be the new el shop the Elves I'm doing complain
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  Speaker 1: that you don't act like you ain't with them. You
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  Speaker 1: trying to add a complaint, don't you at Elves and
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  Speaker 1: Pilgrims had the same Do you know that I'm not
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  Speaker 1: I'm not well, let's quit playing this game. Next complaint,
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  Speaker 1: We the elves do not like Elves shirts and pants.
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  Speaker 1: They ain't got no damn pockets, and we want to
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  Speaker 1: start using fanny pack so when we go outside to
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  Speaker 1: take our smoke break, we'll have our stuff with it.
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  Speaker 1: Next complaint. We the elves understand that we on the
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  Speaker 1: North Pole, but some of the younger elves wants to
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  Speaker 1: cut back on the heat being so high all the
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  Speaker 1: time in the workshop. The older elves is fine, you
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  Speaker 1: swear old people match. We the Elves, would like to
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  Speaker 1: assign ten elves each year to ride around with Santa,
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  Speaker 1: because we think it's unfair that we make all the
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  Speaker 1: damn toys and we don't ever get gone on one
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  Speaker 1: fat ass just be packing up the slid with the rain.
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  Speaker 1: Damn we made the toy. Hit us go a couple
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  Speaker 1: more quickly. We the els, we still love miss Claus
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  Speaker 1: and we know she's very nice and she's never too
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  Speaker 1: busy to bend down and give us a hook. But
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  Speaker 1: we still would like to know exactly what does she
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  Speaker 1: do up here? The cooks for everybody. We ain't had
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  Speaker 1: nothing from her. We got the keel at last, were
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  Speaker 1: not leaves. We the ales support the me too movement.
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  Speaker 1: That's real strong up here, and some of the female
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  Speaker 1: els are requesting that Santa frame from saying ho ho
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  Speaker 1: ho ho that note. We're gonna go up next. You're
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  Speaker 1: listening show right now. The nephew is here to run
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  Speaker 1: that brank back. What you got, new hine for a
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  Speaker 1: pizza delivery? Now, everybody likes pizza, don't they? Who doesn't?
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  Speaker 1: But even people in prison like pizza. Let's go here.
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  Speaker 1: It is pizza delivery, you know pizza man? I help
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  Speaker 1: you za? Okay? You all for me? Please? Yeah? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: all right? Okay, So about this? So can I take
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  Speaker 1: your order? You'll need er pizza? You want ten pizzas?
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  Speaker 1: And what kind of quest was that going to be? Six?
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  Speaker 1: You poke up on me? Please? I need six cheese pizzas,
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  Speaker 1: six cheese spiezs on being crust? What kind of crust
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  Speaker 1: was that? Again? Ben being than the six see than
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  Speaker 1: crush pieces and do you want any other topics one?
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  Speaker 1: That's her? No, I need to meet lovers. What is
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  Speaker 1: that again? Can you can you stick up a little bit?
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  Speaker 1: I was really having a hard time hearing you. I
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  Speaker 1: need to meet lovers, to meet lovers? Is that? Yes?
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  Speaker 1: To meet lovers, meet lovers pizza? Okay? And what kind
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  Speaker 1: of quest would you like on that? Sir? Oh, that's thick,
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  Speaker 1: big cross. You said you want to thank crust on
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  Speaker 1: that thick So I'm having a really hard time hearing you.
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  Speaker 1: Can't you speak up for I need to meet lovers
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  Speaker 1: with thick crust, bod crust. Okay, okay, all right? And
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  Speaker 1: then the last is two vengis on being crossed. Two
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  Speaker 1: veggies veggie vegjeeves veggie's two veggie two veggie on the
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  Speaker 1: thick crust? Do y'all delivered to um? Do y'all deliver
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  Speaker 1: to uh gated gated community? Can you for a second
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  Speaker 1: form me tovie, sir? Okay? Sorry about that? Okay? Can
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  Speaker 1: I get your phone numbers? Three four two dre's six
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  Speaker 1: eight nine? Okay? I heard three four two dass six
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  Speaker 1: eight nine, but I didn't get the rest of those numbers.
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  Speaker 1: Can I get an area code or no, my number
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  Speaker 1: three four two DA's six eight nine. Okay, Um, I
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  Speaker 1: need to get the whole seven bigits and the area code,
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  Speaker 1: so there we can put you in the computer to
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  Speaker 1: try to find your location. I told you my number.
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  Speaker 1: My number is three four two dad six eight nine. Okay, okay, sir, Um,
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  Speaker 1: let me give my manager on the phone. Excuse me, Um,
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  Speaker 1: he's giving me like six numbers. Maybe I'll take care
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  Speaker 1: of it. Sir. How are you doing? Hey? How are
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  Speaker 1: you doing? I'm doing great? All right. I ordered ten pizza,
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  Speaker 1: six cheese pieces, two meat lovers, and two beds. I'm
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  Speaker 1: trying to see if do y'all have a problem delivered
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  Speaker 1: to a gated community? Oh not at all. We delivered
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  Speaker 1: to a gated community all the time. Let me just
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  Speaker 1: get a number for you in an address, right, my
• 23:09
  Speaker 1: number three four two days six eight nine. Sir, that's
• 23:12
  Speaker 1: only six digits. We need seven digits. Well, actually, your
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: eric cold plush your seven digits? Oh okay, I don't.
• 23:19
  Speaker 1: I don't. If you just leave it with the guard,
• 23:21
  Speaker 1: he'll make sure I get it. No, so I don't
• 23:23
  Speaker 1: think you understand. I need to have a phone number
• 23:25
  Speaker 1: where I can call you. We can go in and
• 23:27
  Speaker 1: out of the gate. That's not a problem. When I
• 23:29
  Speaker 1: gets that, I want to direct You can't go in
• 23:32
  Speaker 1: and out that gate. Listen, you can't go in and
• 23:35
  Speaker 1: out that gate, Sir. I'm sorry, I can't hear you.
• 23:37
  Speaker 1: Can't you speak up something? Okay, I'm trying to get
• 23:40
  Speaker 1: ten pizzas delivered, and you just drop it off with
• 23:42
  Speaker 1: the guard. Sir, I understand what you're saying. I'm trying
• 23:45
  Speaker 1: to deliver the pizza to you directly. The guard is
• 23:48
  Speaker 1: not who's getting the pizza, right, I'm delivering it. He's
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: gonna he gonna, he gonna pay you. I'm cool with
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: the guard. He gonna pay you. Okay, where are you?
• 23:55
  Speaker 1: Where are you located? Let's do this. Where are you located?
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: In and go and Gola? And where's where's Angola and Golda?
• 24:04
  Speaker 1: Y'all don't know. I'm in Angola and Golda, Louisiana the penitentiary.
• 24:09
  Speaker 1: H So we can't deliver pizza to la penitentiary. Look,
• 24:14
  Speaker 1: I ordered ten pizzas for our six sixteen pizzas, two
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: meet lowers and two. Look. I can't be on this
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: phone too much longer. Listen, sir, I know what you're saying,
• 24:22
  Speaker 1: but we're not delivering to Angola. Do you know where
• 24:25
  Speaker 1: we're located. You gotta call somebody. We're in Dallas, but
• 24:28
  Speaker 1: you gotta guard somebody in Angola, Louisiana. Look, I'm trying
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: to get these ten pezza. Look, I'm late. I'm not
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: going to go back and forth with you exactly, and
• 24:37
  Speaker 1: I'm not gonna go back and forth with you either.
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: We are unable to deliver this pizza to you. Okay,
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: why because you are in the penitentiary, sir. No one
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: delivers pizza to people in the penitentiary. People in the
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: penicariary can't on a pizza, No, sir, they cannot. But
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: we do not deliver to the penitentiary. And then we're
• 24:55
  Speaker 1: in Dallas. Do you know how long it would take
• 24:57
  Speaker 1: to get pizza to Angola? I don't give it. Let
• 24:59
  Speaker 1: me to Okay, who the manager there? I am the manager.
• 25:03
  Speaker 1: You're speaking with the manager. What's your name? Never mind
• 25:06
  Speaker 1: what my name is, Just know that I'm the manager. Okay,
• 25:09
  Speaker 1: let me say this to you. Just you the manager there.
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: If I don't get no pizzas here tonight, I'm going
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: I get out. In three years, I'm coming down there
• 25:17
  Speaker 1: and I'm gonna you up. So you think you're talking
• 25:20
  Speaker 1: to you, ain't got me up. In three years, I
• 25:23
  Speaker 1: won't be here. But a matter of fact, I just
• 25:25
  Speaker 1: might stay here for three years. So when you come back,
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: let me tell you something. If y'all don't bring any
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: pieces this penitential and get it to the guard before
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: he get off work, then but it's gonna be round here,
• 25:34
  Speaker 1: not in order. These ten preachers and everybody on the
• 25:36
  Speaker 1: seal block is waiting on them. Sir, I don't I
• 25:38
  Speaker 1: don't care about you and your folk on your cell block.
• 25:40
  Speaker 1: You are in the penitentiary and I don't even know
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: why you calling. Are you on my phone? This is
• 25:45
  Speaker 1: a business, okay, and I have a job to do.
• 25:47
  Speaker 1: I am not delivering pizzas for a penitentiary. Y'all discriminator?
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: Noby where y'all brain pizzas? No, we don't discriminate, but
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: we ain't located in that goal. Unless you go give
• 25:56
  Speaker 1: me some petrol from my metro, I ain't coming. Let
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: me tell you something you to remember eating number three
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: fold two dads six eight nine. If you see that
• 26:04
  Speaker 1: gray painted on your house, on that damn pizza place.
• 26:07
  Speaker 1: Then you know my then got out and I'm looking
• 26:09
  Speaker 1: for your three pot two dads six eight nine. I
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: don't give a about three pot two six eight nine
• 26:15
  Speaker 1: and seven pot three. What I'm saying is your grass.
• 26:19
  Speaker 1: If you come up here in three years and guess where,
• 26:21
  Speaker 1: don't drop the soul. Who who you think you're talking to?
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: That's why I said, who you think you talking to?
• 26:27
  Speaker 1: My phone? I got I got one more thing to
• 26:29
  Speaker 1: tell you before I get on three years the lands words,
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna safe. You're listening, Yeah, I'm listening. Say what
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: you gotta say. This is Nephew Timmy from the Steve
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show. Your girlfriend got me to pray phone
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: call you. Oh my goodness, you dropping me? You gotta
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: be free? Oh my god, oh god. This is Litthew Tommy.
• 27:01
  Speaker 1: Nobody want to prison piece. I'm good. All right. We'll
• 27:06
  Speaker 1: have more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show coming up
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: right after this. You're listening, stow right now. It is
• 27:16
  Speaker 1: time for games. You can't play. You can't play over
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: the holidays. Jay, please explain. Okay, Oh here it is, yeah,
• 27:27
  Speaker 1: all right, here we go. The holidays are coming around.
• 27:30
  Speaker 1: And you know we're gonna have folks over to the house.
• 27:32
  Speaker 1: So what I'm gonna do is set up the game,
• 27:34
  Speaker 1: tell a little bit about it. Steve and Junior're gonna
• 27:36
  Speaker 1: jump in and make and explain how the games get worse.
• 27:39
  Speaker 1: Start off good, sound like a good idea, but then
• 27:44
  Speaker 1: as the game progresses, problems a ride this simple game Spade,
• 27:49
  Speaker 1: we're gonna play some spade. We're gonna set up the table.
• 27:52
  Speaker 1: We're gonna play some spade. And then everything happened. Somebody
• 27:56
  Speaker 1: started cheating. You know, you got that problem the first
• 28:02
  Speaker 1: time somebody renegue. You swear it was a dead body
• 28:05
  Speaker 1: in the room. So you can't play that. You know,
• 28:11
  Speaker 1: people don't know how to lose and just take it.
• 28:14
  Speaker 1: You know they take it personal. You know what I mean,
• 28:17
  Speaker 1: ye ain't. So you're gonna go outside play some touch football.
• 28:22
  Speaker 1: You're getting vamily, everybody. Just play some touch football. You
• 28:25
  Speaker 1: got a grown ass man think it's cool to run
• 28:29
  Speaker 1: over a third grader, Just run over. Just just punish it.
• 28:40
  Speaker 1: Damn man, with playing football a kid. You ain't been
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: putting them on me, you know how you put him
• 28:51
  Speaker 1: to check me? What I'm gonna do to remember what
• 28:55
  Speaker 1: you out here for? Black line? Hey, what you should like?
• 29:06
  Speaker 1: A little? Ay? This is all I got to shake? Uh,
• 29:09
  Speaker 1: you know if you can't, you can't handling heat, Get
• 29:12
  Speaker 1: out this kitchen. I don't care if your eight. I
• 29:17
  Speaker 1: don't care if your eight. I don't let him cry.
• 29:21
  Speaker 1: Let him cry. He can't got to learn this a
• 29:25
  Speaker 1: man's gamel. Yeah it is. It's another game you can't play.
• 29:30
  Speaker 1: You want to play dominoes. But you got that dude
• 29:32
  Speaker 1: that been you've been he've been away for a while,
• 29:35
  Speaker 1: and he takes this game a little bit too Sioux.
• 29:39
  Speaker 1: You know what I mean. He'd been in he's been away.
• 29:41
  Speaker 1: You know, he's been in the system. He even like omino.
• 29:48
  Speaker 1: Dominoes is a different game than him. Huh yeah, yeah,
• 29:53
  Speaker 1: you should have been here. Man. Now you want to
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: play old old way man? Hold up, dog, little dog.
• 29:58
  Speaker 1: I just sent you to the yard or new trail. Hello,
• 30:04
  Speaker 1: dom you just went to the yard on the trail.
• 30:06
  Speaker 1: You ain't had no trade minute to go what you're
• 30:09
  Speaker 1: talking about? What I'm talking about, I'm talking about your
• 30:12
  Speaker 1: ass all you're trying to Oh you get shite? What's
• 30:17
  Speaker 1: happen to you? Pard? No, you're out now. You're out. No, no, no, okay, okay,
• 30:27
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna need two packs of cigarettes for that at
• 30:32
  Speaker 1: the holiday party. That's all I'm saying. And I'm gonna
• 30:36
  Speaker 1: need the two packs next time I see you. Undertake
• 30:42
  Speaker 1: We can't play that. We gotta play another game, all
• 30:44
  Speaker 1: right now, we're gonna we're gonna go back outside and
• 30:45
  Speaker 1: try to play just a simple game, family game of dodgeball.
• 30:50
  Speaker 1: It's the same guy who think it's a lot of fun.
• 30:54
  Speaker 1: They hit the third grader nine in my own ball.
• 30:57
  Speaker 1: He ain't he when he out here playing for ca
• 31:08
  Speaker 1: It's called dodgeball, it ain't called standing there and get
• 31:11
  Speaker 1: hit him. Why you gotta hit him so hard? Ain't
• 31:16
  Speaker 1: what he up? I bet nah gonna cock back with
• 31:24
  Speaker 1: that little week ass like I ain't seen that, get
• 31:28
  Speaker 1: him in the face, in the face, that's why he
• 31:31
  Speaker 1: needs to pay attention. Mean, Oh, we go back in
• 31:37
  Speaker 1: the hunspit decided to play chess. But here's what happens.
• 31:40
  Speaker 1: The man who think he knew everything about chess get
• 31:44
  Speaker 1: his ass dusted by that eighth grader. Now he really
• 31:47
  Speaker 1: upset the little boy and told his ass up, he
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: can't take it. That's where all the pizzas gonna be
• 31:56
  Speaker 1: on the floor. Yeah, he picked him up. Hold hold
• 32:01
  Speaker 1: the dog. You can't say checkmate. We just got started.
• 32:08
  Speaker 1: How you gonna how are you gonna? Dog? Don don no?
• 32:11
  Speaker 1: We even number four, five, six moves? What did you
• 32:13
  Speaker 1: talk about? Checkmate? No, No, that ain't our chess. Go chess.
• 32:18
  Speaker 1: The thinking man game right at You ain't had time
• 32:22
  Speaker 1: to think, Dave. He won the game, man, He went on,
• 32:25
  Speaker 1: damn game. He just said check mate. Yeah, he beat you.
• 32:30
  Speaker 1: How show me howld you he showed you that? Ain't
• 32:37
  Speaker 1: you can't do that? See you gotta do Look, man,
• 32:42
  Speaker 1: in chess, you had to make a minimum of twenty moves.
• 32:44
  Speaker 1: He didn't have to do that for you. Dog. That's
• 32:48
  Speaker 1: how it's done. Dog. Now you ain't even pro say
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: checkmate unless it's been twenty moves. Maybe try to something else.
• 32:58
  Speaker 1: I don't know, man, See y'all need plays chess with
• 33:00
  Speaker 1: white Folk's rael. Everything is racial with you. Last game,
• 33:09
  Speaker 1: last game, we can't play checkers. It's the same guy
• 33:14
  Speaker 1: with the dodgeball really enjoys beating a third Ready he
• 33:17
  Speaker 1: gets such bam, brown brown, brown, brown king me your
• 33:29
  Speaker 1: crying for the white your ass out? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Man,
• 33:38
  Speaker 1: you can't jump back because you got the red pizza.
• 33:41
  Speaker 1: Red pizza, red pizza. Can't jump bad child, many end
• 33:48
  Speaker 1: of this game. Okay, let's move on. All right, more
• 33:51
  Speaker 1: of this crazy ignorant show. Steve Harvey Morning Show right
• 33:55
  Speaker 1: after this. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 34:00
  Speaker 1: Real type of being single during the holidays usually brings
• 34:03
  Speaker 1: looks of pity from people, But really it can be cool.
• 34:06
  Speaker 1: It can if you're single. Uh what being single for
• 34:09
  Speaker 1: the holiday? Yeah, and don't look the people. You need
• 34:11
  Speaker 1: to find somebody, get boot up, don't. I'm telling you
• 34:15
  Speaker 1: you need to find someday. Wake your ass up by yourself. Yeah,
• 34:20
  Speaker 1: wake up, oh Christmas Day, by yourself. Ain't no noise
• 34:23
  Speaker 1: in another room. Well, there are a lot of things, junior,
• 34:26
  Speaker 1: that single people can do that someone with a significant
• 34:29
  Speaker 1: other can't. Guys, here are ways the singles have it
• 34:31
  Speaker 1: better during the holidays. Check it out, junior. No fights
• 34:34
  Speaker 1: waiting to happen. Someone's a good thing. Yeah, that's a
• 34:37
  Speaker 1: great thing. Or break up. You know a lot of
• 34:40
  Speaker 1: people break up over the holidays. You don't have to
• 34:42
  Speaker 1: worry about that. Can't, can't break up. If you ain't
• 34:44
  Speaker 1: gotten nobody by yourself. Yeah, you don't have to buy
• 34:47
  Speaker 1: a lot of gifts. Think about it. You ain't getting noney. Okay,
• 34:52
  Speaker 1: I'm just looking at the bright side of this. There
• 34:55
  Speaker 1: are no mandatory spouse holiday parties you have to attend
• 34:59
  Speaker 1: your ass ain't got no known to stove e. But
• 35:02
  Speaker 1: you don't have toin't no spells in the house. Okay,
• 35:07
  Speaker 1: here's another one. You don't have to choose which family
• 35:09
  Speaker 1: you're gonna celebrate with. There's always a fight about that,
• 35:12
  Speaker 1: you know. Yeah, but you need to find somebody house.
• 35:17
  Speaker 1: And then here's a good one. New Year's Eve, you
• 35:19
  Speaker 1: can go in focusing all on you. You ever brought
• 35:23
  Speaker 1: in the New Year's by yourself? When when you do,
• 35:27
  Speaker 1: when you do blowing that horn, don't nobody here, don't nobody.
• 35:37
  Speaker 1: You can focus on just yourself bringing in the new year. Okay,
• 35:41
  Speaker 1: but you couldn't do that the year before because you
• 35:44
  Speaker 1: still buy your And we're looking at the positive sight
• 35:49
  Speaker 1: of being single, Steve, that's all. No, there's there's no positive. No,
• 35:54
  Speaker 1: you don't think so you need to find somebody. I
• 35:55
  Speaker 1: remember the first time we moved Atlanta. First, Yeah, I
• 35:58
  Speaker 1: didn't go home when I moved Atlanta, right when I
• 36:00
  Speaker 1: woke up and there was nothing, no nothing, no food,
• 36:04
  Speaker 1: no no I called home. I heard all that joy
• 36:08
  Speaker 1: and laughter and getting passed around on the phone. Ain't fun?
• 36:13
  Speaker 1: Who is that? All the damn questions I'm coming in?
• 36:16
  Speaker 1: Who is that? Let me talk to who coming in?
• 36:19
  Speaker 1: What y'all doing it? Now? Who is that? Who is that? Now?
• 36:23
  Speaker 1: Is that the doubt? What? Baby? Is that? What y'all
• 36:26
  Speaker 1: look at that? You don't want to do that? Wow?
• 36:29
  Speaker 1: I like all of that yourself? You like being by
• 36:37
  Speaker 1: yourself during the holidays? No, Jay, Yeah, listen, that's what
• 36:41
  Speaker 1: it sounds. So what that's what I'm telling about? Okay,
• 36:43
  Speaker 1: Christmas morning is like what at your house? Listen? Let
• 36:46
  Speaker 1: me listen. Don't you just love that? No? Pots rattling?
• 36:51
  Speaker 1: Listen again? You maybe to hit Who isn't that joy?
• 36:55
  Speaker 1: You got to be lonely away? Pots radling, no noise, No,
• 37:00
  Speaker 1: let you hear it again? No company at all? Kind
• 37:03
  Speaker 1: of my house? You ain't in the neighborhood because I
• 37:05
  Speaker 1: ain't gonna let you in. You know that just in
• 37:08
  Speaker 1: the neighborhood you out sack because you ain't coming in.
• 37:11
  Speaker 1: What is it in your house? About your house? All right,
• 37:17
  Speaker 1: We'll have more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show coming
• 37:19
  Speaker 1: up right after this. You're listening to the Steve Harvey
• 37:23
  Speaker 1: Morning Show. It's Christmas time, right, and a lot of
• 37:28
  Speaker 1: people take great pains to find the perfect gift for
• 37:32
  Speaker 1: someone over the holidays because they want to treat their
• 37:34
  Speaker 1: loved ones to something special. But it turns out that
• 37:38
  Speaker 1: a lot of people aren't necessarily thinking that way. In fact,
• 37:42
  Speaker 1: many are really just looking for ways to outgift the
• 37:45
  Speaker 1: loved ones in their lives. A new survey finds yeah, right.
• 37:50
  Speaker 1: A new survey finds a sixty one percent of Americans
• 37:53
  Speaker 1: see gift giving as a way to out gift their
• 37:56
  Speaker 1: loved ones. Thirty nine percent of people say the person
• 37:59
  Speaker 1: they are compete eating with, uh see that person as
• 38:04
  Speaker 1: their sibling. Usually other people, you did it? Other people?
• 38:10
  Speaker 1: Uh try to um outgift that they try to outgift
• 38:14
  Speaker 1: include friends or significant others. I can see that. Yeah,
• 38:18
  Speaker 1: Uh so I gotta ask you, guys, what is the
• 38:20
  Speaker 1: worst gift you've ever received? And what's the best gift
• 38:23
  Speaker 1: you've ever received? Jay, Oh, the worst gift I ever
• 38:28
  Speaker 1: received was my kids and they got together, all three
• 38:32
  Speaker 1: of them got together and pitched in on this and
• 38:34
  Speaker 1: gave me one pair of lime Green sucks. Lime Green
• 38:42
  Speaker 1: just started against a little recognition back in the day
• 38:48
  Speaker 1: line and just started to come out. It wasn't it
• 38:54
  Speaker 1: was it wasn't with a damn back and said lime
• 38:59
  Speaker 1: walk around. I get bold? Is this? Laugh? Yeah? What
• 39:05
  Speaker 1: about your junior? Oh my god? You remember back in
• 39:10
  Speaker 1: school when you just have to trade gifts, you know,
• 39:11
  Speaker 1: by a gift bread? Yeah, yeah, I ain't got this
• 39:17
  Speaker 1: Michael night night Rider remote control car. That's the when
• 39:24
  Speaker 1: I got my gift. I just had plato. I what
• 39:32
  Speaker 1: the he is this? And then the little boys said
• 39:36
  Speaker 1: it can do a lot of stuff. He twisted it
• 39:38
  Speaker 1: and just made a little man. I kicked that little
• 39:40
  Speaker 1: man over my car? Is what I want? Yeah? Oh
• 39:46
  Speaker 1: my god, about your nephew. Mine is a little similar
• 39:50
  Speaker 1: to Junior because it was at school. It was in
• 39:51
  Speaker 1: grade school. I think it's about fifth grade. And I
• 39:54
  Speaker 1: I pulled this kid's name and he pull on my name.
• 39:57
  Speaker 1: So you know, I hadn't done all my joes. I
• 39:59
  Speaker 1: didn't come some yards. I got him the g I
• 40:02
  Speaker 1: Joe with the kung Fu grill. I got him a
• 40:05
  Speaker 1: good joy that's a real toy back in the jahn.
• 40:11
  Speaker 1: Let me tell you something. Let me tell you something.
• 40:13
  Speaker 1: He got me a coloring book that his ass had
• 40:16
  Speaker 1: been coloring in Miss Johnson's room. You hear me, My
• 40:24
  Speaker 1: mama beat the hell out of me that They call
• 40:28
  Speaker 1: that the Mercedes dealership pretty only through the first of all,
• 40:35
  Speaker 1: it's a sorry gift, but you've been coloring in it already,
• 40:38
  Speaker 1: all outside the lines to all outside God. All right,
• 40:46
  Speaker 1: what's the best gift? What's the best gift? Well, I
• 40:51
  Speaker 1: can tell you the best kid I gave my mom
• 40:53
  Speaker 1: because I always competed against my sister. I see that.
• 40:57
  Speaker 1: So the survey is correct. It's true. When my sister
• 41:02
  Speaker 1: gave my mom, she said, I gave us. I said, so,
• 41:04
  Speaker 1: what'd you give mom? She said, And it's the first
• 41:06
  Speaker 1: time I ever heard my sister curse. She said, I
• 41:08
  Speaker 1: gave my mom one hundred dollars. I said, I gave
• 41:10
  Speaker 1: a floor minel color TV. Let's just said, who was
• 41:13
  Speaker 1: a Christian and don't cuss much at all at all?
• 41:17
  Speaker 1: She said, I'd be damn, I'd be damn. That's a
• 41:23
  Speaker 1: lot hard he won. What about to serve? Uh? Let's
• 41:30
  Speaker 1: see the worst gift I ever got. Um, I don't know.
• 41:35
  Speaker 1: I guess it was a microphone when I was little,
• 41:40
  Speaker 1: you know, not a little bit younger. But it didn't work.
• 41:44
  Speaker 1: I didn't get any batteries with it. You know. It
• 41:49
  Speaker 1: was like I tell you, the worst gift fire, Yeah,
• 41:51
  Speaker 1: I mean, what a key change, so bad, so bad.
• 41:58
  Speaker 1: Older relatives gave me that, and then and then the
• 42:03
  Speaker 1: worst gift of all was, of course, a set of pots. Anyway, anyway,
• 42:10
  Speaker 1: all right, coming up next, it is a nephew with
• 42:12
  Speaker 1: a prank phone call. Right after this you're listening to
• 42:18
  Speaker 1: show coming up at the top of the hour, guys,
• 42:22
  Speaker 1: right about four minutes after, it's my strawberry letter for today.
• 42:25
  Speaker 1: The subject one big happy family or nothing at all. Okay,
• 42:31
  Speaker 1: we'll get into that, but right now the nephew is
• 42:34
  Speaker 1: here with today's prank phone call. What you got for us,
• 42:36
  Speaker 1: nep Well, surely call it, y'all been going through it?
• 42:41
  Speaker 1: You know. Sometimes when I hear what you're going through,
• 42:44
  Speaker 1: I use that day's title is pop up pedocule, Oh,
• 42:53
  Speaker 1: pop up pedocule. Oh, going to be stupid, y'all? Check
• 43:00
  Speaker 1: to come on? Kay, Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach Dana. Please. Yeah,
• 43:07
  Speaker 1: this is what's up, h Dana. M I am calling.
• 43:11
  Speaker 1: We're trying to get a um uh schedule an appointment
• 43:15
  Speaker 1: with you. Your husband has purchased you a pedicure uh
• 43:20
  Speaker 1: pedicure spot, so we wanted to get see what date,
• 43:23
  Speaker 1: if Saturday, would work for you. UM, my husband wanted
• 43:28
  Speaker 1: to book pedre for me. I'm I'm I'm actually good
• 43:32
  Speaker 1: right now. I'm gonna wait until I'm ready, but thank
• 43:36
  Speaker 1: you very much. But no, this is a this is
• 43:41
  Speaker 1: a this is a pop up pedicure. And what we
• 43:43
  Speaker 1: do is we actually cool. Yeah, we come to your house.
• 43:48
  Speaker 1: We have gloves and we have masks on and you
• 43:51
  Speaker 1: you stick your foot out the door and we're going
• 43:53
  Speaker 1: to disinfect everything your foot. You're talking about putting my
• 44:00
  Speaker 1: foot out the door. Yeah, so just for safety, you
• 44:04
  Speaker 1: stick it. I'm sorry. My name is Milton with Precious
• 44:09
  Speaker 1: pop Up Pedicure. We do pedicure as we go around
• 44:11
  Speaker 1: because we know a lot of people can't get out.
• 44:13
  Speaker 1: So you know, we're small business. We're just trying to
• 44:15
  Speaker 1: stay afloat right now. So that's but your husband called
• 44:18
  Speaker 1: in about you know, he called us. He wanted to
• 44:20
  Speaker 1: get an appointment for you, and but we come to
• 44:22
  Speaker 1: your house and when you stick your leg out, we'll
• 44:24
  Speaker 1: do the pedicure, and then you stick the other leg
• 44:26
  Speaker 1: out and we'll do that one. Melton, honey, sweetheart. And
• 44:29
  Speaker 1: I know you've seen a lot of feet and you've
• 44:31
  Speaker 1: done a lot of toes and hands, And let me
• 44:33
  Speaker 1: tell you something the fun I'm gonna put my feet
• 44:36
  Speaker 1: out the window. First of all, Well, whichever it is convenient,
• 44:40
  Speaker 1: the window of the door, I don't care what it is.
• 44:44
  Speaker 1: If I'm gonna get my feet done, I'm gonna have
• 44:47
  Speaker 1: my dump my feet done in a chair inside. And
• 44:50
  Speaker 1: I would be I'd be out of my head if
• 44:53
  Speaker 1: I put my feet out the window. People don't see
• 44:55
  Speaker 1: my feet out the window. That is crazy. And I'm
• 44:59
  Speaker 1: coming correct as a businesswoman. Woman's a man, Milton, I
• 45:04
  Speaker 1: suggest you just you you tell her that back in
• 45:06
  Speaker 1: maybe you could do some some buy me and advanced
• 45:09
  Speaker 1: petty gears like that from my feet? Are you tragile
• 45:13
  Speaker 1: beautiful to be putting out there? Well? Well, well there
• 45:16
  Speaker 1: there's lies the problem. Man. And if you don't mind
• 45:19
  Speaker 1: your your husband, Kelvin is the one that called and
• 45:22
  Speaker 1: he's the one that says that your feet look a mess.
• 45:24
  Speaker 1: So that's why we're calling. He's the one that booked
• 45:26
  Speaker 1: the appointment for you. You know what, My feet are beautiful,
• 45:30
  Speaker 1: And again, Milton, you know they are they beautiful now?
• 45:34
  Speaker 1: Since you've been in I'm sorry, use me? Are you?
• 45:36
  Speaker 1: Are you the person who should be telling me that?
• 45:39
  Speaker 1: That's how my husband who I will have a conversation
• 45:41
  Speaker 1: with after this conversation. So I guess my question is, man,
• 45:45
  Speaker 1: you're saying your feet are beautiful, but are they beautiful
• 45:48
  Speaker 1: now since they you've been locked up for a month
• 45:50
  Speaker 1: or so? I mean, evidently you evidently your feet are
• 45:54
  Speaker 1: scaring your husband because he's the one calling saying, oh
• 45:56
  Speaker 1: my god, I gotta get my wife's feet done. My
• 45:59
  Speaker 1: feet are gorgeous, sweet heart. Okay, they're beautiful, the supple,
• 46:03
  Speaker 1: the beautiful that got a beautiful tone of caramel to them.
• 46:06
  Speaker 1: They shine at the sunshine. Whether they're policed or not.
• 46:09
  Speaker 1: My husband will love them whether they're painted clips. Well,
• 46:12
  Speaker 1: I don't think your husband loves them because he called us. Obviously, Milton,
• 46:17
  Speaker 1: you're not thinking, and I think you need to check
• 46:19
  Speaker 1: with your wife, Wendy. Do you know that there's no
• 46:22
  Speaker 1: reason you should ever have this conversation with a grown
• 46:25
  Speaker 1: woman about her feet, is what her husband says. I
• 46:27
  Speaker 1: don't know you, and I'm trying to be as polite
• 46:29
  Speaker 1: as possible. You will not be stepping into my window,
• 46:33
  Speaker 1: are you crazy? I'm not gonna come in your window.
• 46:36
  Speaker 1: You just stick your foot out of the window of
• 46:38
  Speaker 1: the door, whichever one is convenient for you. Okay, it's
• 46:41
  Speaker 1: not that hard. It's gonna fifteen twenty minutes and we're done.
• 46:45
  Speaker 1: Oh no, no, no, no, you are not getting business
• 46:47
  Speaker 1: fifteen or twenty minutes. Do you know how much time
• 46:49
  Speaker 1: it takes to get a pedicure done? You know this
• 46:52
  Speaker 1: is well, this is a pop up this it's a
• 46:56
  Speaker 1: pop up pedicure. We're down. You're gonna be driving through
• 47:01
  Speaker 1: with spree wos at this point, I'm not taking that. No, no, no,
• 47:05
  Speaker 1: no no. And I'm having a conversation with my husband
• 47:07
  Speaker 1: to never call you again. And I do suggest that
• 47:10
  Speaker 1: you have a conversation with Wendy, who I don't know,
• 47:13
  Speaker 1: but I think she would agree with me. Twenty ten
• 47:15
  Speaker 1: minutes is not long enough. My feet are beautiful, and
• 47:18
  Speaker 1: don't ever call me again and tell me that you
• 47:20
  Speaker 1: think for some reason that because my husband told you
• 47:23
  Speaker 1: that they were bad feet or I needed to get
• 47:25
  Speaker 1: a petty here, that you have the right to tell
• 47:27
  Speaker 1: me that you don't know me. And if you do
• 47:30
  Speaker 1: ever come by my house, I swear to God I
• 47:33
  Speaker 1: will stick my foot up yours and don't ever ever
• 47:38
  Speaker 1: trying to bring that up to me again. Don't call
• 47:41
  Speaker 1: my house. Well, this is what this is what Kelvin
• 47:45
  Speaker 1: told us, ma'am. Okay, Levin told me what you are
• 47:48
  Speaker 1: not supposed to tell a woman that. Like I said,
• 47:52
  Speaker 1: I'm done, I'm okay. Do you want do you want
• 47:55
  Speaker 1: to know what else Kelvin? Do you want to know
• 47:57
  Speaker 1: what else Kelvin told us to do? Do you want
• 47:59
  Speaker 1: to know what else Kelvin told us to do? No?
• 48:01
  Speaker 1: I don't. Okay, okay, but can I just can I
• 48:04
  Speaker 1: just please tell you what else Kelvin told us? Then
• 48:08
  Speaker 1: I'm hanging up. Okay, this is a moment of true
• 48:11
  Speaker 1: Kelvin gave us a call. He gave me a call
• 48:13
  Speaker 1: me nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey More on the show.
• 48:16
  Speaker 1: He told me the prank phone call his wife. No,
• 48:23
  Speaker 1: I'm serious? Are you serious? Yo? You know what, sweetheart,
• 48:28
  Speaker 1: You're you are so on car right now, because if
• 48:32
  Speaker 1: this had actually been the fruit, I would have been
• 48:35
  Speaker 1: throwing my husband out the door. Excuse my frankness. First
• 48:39
  Speaker 1: of all, how are how are you doing? I mean
• 48:42
  Speaker 1: not gonna have you on the phone. Can we have
• 48:44
  Speaker 1: at heart because I love you. We can have a
• 48:48
  Speaker 1: heart to heart. How you doing? How are you doing?
• 48:52
  Speaker 1: How are you doing? Doing this this whole pandemic? How
• 48:55
  Speaker 1: are you doing? I'm okay, I'm okay, I'm you know,
• 48:58
  Speaker 1: my feet are looking good. But I've been listening to
• 49:01
  Speaker 1: you on the dayly and thank you your voice. There
• 49:05
  Speaker 1: we go. I appreciate I've been staying up to beat
• 49:07
  Speaker 1: and everything. You've been putting the smile on my face
• 49:09
  Speaker 1: every day. Um, I feel like there's a new life
• 49:13
  Speaker 1: here now. You know. Think you're great. I love me
• 49:16
  Speaker 1: from Cattleman. Let me tell you that I love you too.
• 49:18
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• 49:26
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• 49:37
  Speaker 1: I'm just trying to help you know what I'm saying
• 49:43
  Speaker 1: she didn't give a damn yeah, she say if you
• 49:48
  Speaker 1: she said, if you come by here, I ain't sticking
• 49:51
  Speaker 1: my foot out the dough. I'm gonna stick my foot
• 49:53
  Speaker 1: straight up here, keeping my own pedicu. But she loves
• 50:01
  Speaker 1: the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Everybody know. I love y'all.
• 50:07
  Speaker 1: Listen every morning, y'all getting us through all of this,
• 50:09
  Speaker 1: so big ups to us. She loves y'all. Man, She's
• 50:11
  Speaker 1: gonna get that pedicule soon or lady, but she will
• 50:13
  Speaker 1: not be using to pop up pedicule at out That
• 50:18
  Speaker 1: sounds to stick your foot out to do. You ain't
• 50:23
  Speaker 1: got you ain't got to see me. I ain't got
• 50:25
  Speaker 1: to see shut their foot out there. Let me coming up.
• 50:31
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• 50:34
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• 50:38
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• 50:43
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• 51:11
  Speaker 1: at all, all right, subject one big, happy family or
• 51:17
  Speaker 1: nothing at all. Dear Stephen Shirley, I've been dating a
• 51:21
  Speaker 1: man for three years and we get a long great
• 51:24
  Speaker 1: We've talked about getting married, but we have to work
• 51:27
  Speaker 1: out a few kinks first. Both of us have teenage
• 51:30
  Speaker 1: kids from previous relationships, and I spend a lot of
• 51:33
  Speaker 1: time with his kids. Every other weekend. He is always
• 51:36
  Speaker 1: around my kids because I have sole custody of them.
• 51:40
  Speaker 1: We always joke about how his kids like hanging out
• 51:42
  Speaker 1: with me more than him. If I am doing something
• 51:46
  Speaker 1: for my kids, I include his kids. I buy them
• 51:49
  Speaker 1: gifts for birthdays, Christmas, or just because I buy them gifts,
• 51:53
  Speaker 1: and there's no separation to me. But over the weekend
• 51:58
  Speaker 1: I have the strangest conversation with my boyfriend about the kids.
• 52:03
  Speaker 1: He told me that this Christmas he plans to focus
• 52:07
  Speaker 1: more on his kids and spend quality time with them
• 52:11
  Speaker 1: alone during the holidays. I was shocked to hear this.
• 52:16
  Speaker 1: Over the years, he's been good to my kids, but
• 52:19
  Speaker 1: I do see a difference in how he treats them
• 52:21
  Speaker 1: and how he treats his own kids. My kids love him,
• 52:25
  Speaker 1: so I never make a big deal out of it.
• 52:27
  Speaker 1: The fact that he is trying to make a big
• 52:29
  Speaker 1: distinction between the kids really hurts my feelings. Blended families
• 52:34
  Speaker 1: are tricky and we've been trying to make it work,
• 52:37
  Speaker 1: but this was a harsh reality check. My kids come first,
• 52:41
  Speaker 1: but I'm able to love his kids as my own.
• 52:44
  Speaker 1: Now I have doubts about marriage. Am I overthinking this?
• 52:47
  Speaker 1: Stephen Shirley? What do you think? No, you are not
• 52:52
  Speaker 1: overthinking anything. I say go with what you see and
• 52:56
  Speaker 1: what you know, because when people show you and in
• 52:59
  Speaker 1: this case, tell you who they are, please believe them.
• 53:03
  Speaker 1: I mean, okay, let's look at the facts. This man
• 53:06
  Speaker 1: that you've been with for three years told you that
• 53:10
  Speaker 1: this Christmas he just wants to spend quality time with
• 53:14
  Speaker 1: his kids alone during the holidays. What else do you
• 53:19
  Speaker 1: need to hear? It's the holidays, that's the time when
• 53:22
  Speaker 1: you and your man and kids. You know, you guys
• 53:25
  Speaker 1: are supposed to spend family time together, not apart. So again,
• 53:31
  Speaker 1: what else is it that you need to hear? I mean,
• 53:34
  Speaker 1: he doesn't want to be with you and he doesn't
• 53:36
  Speaker 1: want to be with you and your kids for Christmas. Okay.
• 53:39
  Speaker 1: In this relationship, you're all in. You are just everything.
• 53:43
  Speaker 1: In this relationship, you have accepted as teenage kids. You
• 53:47
  Speaker 1: spend a lot of time with them, You remember their
• 53:49
  Speaker 1: birthdays and other special occasions. You buy them gifts and stuff. He,
• 53:53
  Speaker 1: on the other hand, makes a difference between his kids
• 53:56
  Speaker 1: and your kids, and you're right. In order for a
• 53:59
  Speaker 1: blended family to work, you have to show love to everyone,
• 54:02
  Speaker 1: even if in your heart you love your own kids more.
• 54:05
  Speaker 1: And I think that's pretty normal to feel that way.
• 54:07
  Speaker 1: You have a special bond with your kids, you carried
• 54:09
  Speaker 1: them and all of that. But you know you're fair
• 54:12
  Speaker 1: and loving on the outside. But your man is not
• 54:15
  Speaker 1: doing that, and he's not trying to hide it. Even
• 54:17
  Speaker 1: though you say your kids love him and you haven't
• 54:19
  Speaker 1: made a big deal out of it, it is a
• 54:21
  Speaker 1: big deal because he sounds like he has checked out
• 54:24
  Speaker 1: of this relationship and on his way out of this relationship.
• 54:28
  Speaker 1: Someone who's thinking of marriage, of marrying you, would not
• 54:32
  Speaker 1: want to be without you on this Christmas okay, sounds
• 54:36
  Speaker 1: like he's gonna be with someone else. Steve Well, Shirley,
• 54:42
  Speaker 1: I have to agree with you. So here we go.
• 54:45
  Speaker 1: This lady been dating this man for three years, everything
• 54:48
  Speaker 1: going great, talked about getting married, but they need to
• 54:51
  Speaker 1: work out some kinks. You know, both of them got kids.
• 54:54
  Speaker 1: He spends a lot of time, and he's always around
• 54:56
  Speaker 1: the kids because she got soul custody of them. About
• 55:00
  Speaker 1: how his kids like hanging out with me more than him,
• 55:03
  Speaker 1: And then you know, if I'm doing something for my kids,
• 55:05
  Speaker 1: I include his kids. I buy him gifts for birthdays, Christmas, everything,
• 55:09
  Speaker 1: no separation to me. But over the weekend he had
• 55:12
  Speaker 1: a little conversation with my boyfriend about the kids. He
• 55:15
  Speaker 1: told me, he say this Christmas, he playing it on
• 55:18
  Speaker 1: focusing more on his kids, spend quality time with them
• 55:22
  Speaker 1: alone during the holidays. I was shocked to hear that.
• 55:26
  Speaker 1: Over the years, he's been good to my kids, but
• 55:28
  Speaker 1: I do see a difference than how he treats them
• 55:30
  Speaker 1: and how he treats his own kids. My kids love him,
• 55:33
  Speaker 1: so I never made a big deal out of the
• 55:35
  Speaker 1: fact that he's trying to make a big distinction between
• 55:38
  Speaker 1: the kids. Really hurt my feelings, But then the families
• 55:41
  Speaker 1: are tricky, yes they are, And I've been trying to
• 55:43
  Speaker 1: make it work. But this is a harsh reality check.
• 55:46
  Speaker 1: My kids come first, but I'm able to love his
• 55:49
  Speaker 1: kids as my own. Now I have doubts about marriage.
• 55:53
  Speaker 1: I'm overthinking this. I think you all got to sit
• 55:55
  Speaker 1: down and have a conversation. Something is happening where he's
• 55:59
  Speaker 1: feeling like he's obviously not paying close enough attention to
• 56:03
  Speaker 1: his own kids. So he decided this year he gonna
• 56:06
  Speaker 1: spend times with his kids alone. Somebody that said something
• 56:12
  Speaker 1: to him. He didn't come to this conclusion on his own.
• 56:15
  Speaker 1: Somebody said something to him. Somebody said, you know what
• 56:20
  Speaker 1: the kids feel like. You just treat everybody better than
• 56:23
  Speaker 1: know they come and they feel like you're step children.
• 56:27
  Speaker 1: Somebody fed this information to him. All one of the
• 56:32
  Speaker 1: kids said something to him. That's the only reason for
• 56:35
  Speaker 1: he to suddenly go like this. So he's trying to
• 56:38
  Speaker 1: prove that that's not true. So he gonna be spending
• 56:42
  Speaker 1: a lot of time with just his kids alone on
• 56:45
  Speaker 1: Christmas and he's been with her for three years. Yeah,
• 56:48
  Speaker 1: I don't know how he think that's gonna be. Yeah,
• 56:51
  Speaker 1: he been not. Later, he been not say that. Nobody
• 56:54
  Speaker 1: didn't lay down kids. It didn't lay down. He can't
• 56:59
  Speaker 1: go to sleep in that house. I can't make that
• 57:02
  Speaker 1: statement and then go get into bed and star snooze. No,
• 57:06
  Speaker 1: that's been being a temple on your life. But that
• 57:11
  Speaker 1: was kind of cold though. I mean, yeah, he plans
• 57:14
  Speaker 1: to focus more on his kids and spend quality time
• 57:17
  Speaker 1: with them alone during the holiday. His word, and you
• 57:22
  Speaker 1: said this. I laughed. All right, Steve, we'll hang on.
• 57:25
  Speaker 1: Part two of your answer is coming up. Um, we'll
• 57:28
  Speaker 1: take a short break here and come back at twenty
• 57:30
  Speaker 1: three after the hours. Subject one big happy family or
• 57:34
  Speaker 1: nothing at all. You're listening show, all right, Steve, Uh,
• 57:41
  Speaker 1: this letter is crazy. Let's recap subject one big happy
• 57:45
  Speaker 1: family or nothing at all. Well, it looked like nothing
• 57:47
  Speaker 1: at all because he wants to spend this holiday with
• 57:49
  Speaker 1: his kids, spend more time with his kids alone. That's
• 57:55
  Speaker 1: time of making your kids have happy Christmases. And my
• 57:58
  Speaker 1: kids over here, they live stuck out. Now, we're not
• 58:02
  Speaker 1: gonna do that this ship, Michelle. I want you to
• 58:05
  Speaker 1: be the wife asking me why we can't have this
• 58:08
  Speaker 1: Christmas together, and you're gonna be repeatedly keep asking me
• 58:11
  Speaker 1: about this Christmas, and I'm gonna keep giving you different me. Okay, Well, Honey,
• 58:17
  Speaker 1: I'm so happy the holidays are here. I can't wait
• 58:19
  Speaker 1: to spend Christmas with you. I wish I could say
• 58:22
  Speaker 1: the same. Well, what do you mean we are spending
• 58:25
  Speaker 1: it together, aren't we? Well, you know, we're gonna spend
• 58:27
  Speaker 1: it together, but it's gonna be separate. But separate is
• 58:31
  Speaker 1: not together. Honey, We're gonna spend Christmas together, right, you,
• 58:34
  Speaker 1: me and the kids. Hey, look, you need to keep
• 58:36
  Speaker 1: saying the word together. I'm just telling you we're gonna
• 58:41
  Speaker 1: spend it together. We're gonna be together, but it's gonna
• 58:44
  Speaker 1: be separate. I want to spend it together, you know, you, me,
• 58:47
  Speaker 1: the kids, us. Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on?
• 58:52
  Speaker 1: What what kids you talking about? I'm talking about our kids,
• 58:55
  Speaker 1: my kids and your kids. Non, no, no, See your
• 58:58
  Speaker 1: kids are your kids, my kid, Me and my kids
• 59:00
  Speaker 1: gonna spend this holiday together and alone. But honey, we're together.
• 59:05
  Speaker 1: You know, we're We've been dating for three years now,
• 59:08
  Speaker 1: and all is all. It's important to you, yes, and
• 59:12
  Speaker 1: I thought it was important to you that we be together,
• 59:15
  Speaker 1: but not like this though, you talking about all the
• 59:18
  Speaker 1: time I'm talking about during the holidays, Yes, honey, I've
• 59:22
  Speaker 1: planned stuff I've cooked, I've invited people over all of that,
• 59:26
  Speaker 1: you know, one big happy family. Well, I don't you know, baby,
• 59:30
  Speaker 1: damn you know, you don't ask me nothing. Well, we've
• 59:33
  Speaker 1: we've been together for three years. It's kind of a
• 59:36
  Speaker 1: given that we spend the holidays together. Yeah, but you ain't.
• 59:39
  Speaker 1: You ain't like, did nothing special for the holidays. I've
• 59:42
  Speaker 1: been out here lyned people up. So we make our move,
• 59:46
  Speaker 1: make our move. I thought we were gonna just be together.
• 59:50
  Speaker 1: We put the Christmas tree up and did the decorations
• 59:53
  Speaker 1: and everything. Who all hell put your Christmas tree? Let
• 59:56
  Speaker 1: me ask the kids. Ain't nobody help but talk kids.
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 1: You don't know their name? Calling the land kid couldn't
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 1: help out? So where ain't nobody helped but the talk
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 1: excuse me aside? There's an aside, honey, what did you say? Nephews?
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 1: An't way about hype though, even in the name. They
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 1: just did. But the shop kids is, what is they doing?
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 1: I don't know what the shop kids they put all
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 1: ornaments on the bottom of the tree, and they put
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 1: your skirt around it, and the shot kids water. We
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 1: got plenty for show people to do round. Somebody got
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 1: to plug it up. Every night. Ain't that way. You
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 1: ain't got to be in over you you. It ain't
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 1: none shot work, ain't none to you. Well, honey, and
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 1: the tree looks so beautiful. I'm so grateful, and I
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 1: just wanted to spend it together, you know, you mean
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 1: us together? And the hang these balls on the bottom
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 1: of that tree too. I like, I like treat balls
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  Speaker 1: at the bottom of the tree. Okay, ornaments, yes, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: them ornament, But the balls though, I don't like Christmas
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  Speaker 1: ornaments that other you know, acorn Christmas tree can I
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  Speaker 1: just like ball. Don't like all that angel don't look
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  Speaker 1: like angel figurines? What about the lights that makes the
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  Speaker 1: tree look so pretty? Yeah? Yeah, you gotta hear lights
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  Speaker 1: that ornament you made a school and brought home. But
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  Speaker 1: it don't matter what's on the tree is just as
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  Speaker 1: long as we're together, honey, and I want to be
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  Speaker 1: together for this Christmas? Well, baby, that ain't that ain't
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  Speaker 1: alway fit to do? No more? Well why not? I mean,
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 1: what's the problem? No, shee, you know you just trying
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 1: to make this some mem I'm trying to make this
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 1: something else. I have told you, don't holler, don't That's
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 1: why we need right here. You don't need to yell
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 1: at me. You can't hear. I can't hear. Just fine,
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  Speaker 1: I can't. You're just fine when you can be by yourself.
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 1: But we're gonna be there. How about that? That's alone
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 1: and then we're gonna be there. It's my house too, yes,
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 1: clap back? What are you talking about? I don't pay
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 1: the mortgage and never will, but it's my house. I
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 1: don't know who told you that. I told myself that
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 1: when we when we first started living together. Oh when
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna have to get a restraining order on you?
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 1: Oh that works both ways. I can get one on
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 1: you too, you know. But we're gonna be together sat California,
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 1: this califod Oh you try, and we're gonna be together.
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 1: Well you want to be here, Cliff, what here? What
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 1: you do? You? And I'm gonna do you? And probably
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  Speaker 1: had the best crucial we ever had. No, I don't
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 1: think so, honey. It's not gonna go down like that wether.
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 1: For three years we've always spent Christmas together. We're gonna
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 1: be together this Christmas. Whether you like it or not, Well,
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 1: you whoever you want. We ain't gonna make it to
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 1: vote that we ain't gonna make it too well? Do
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 1: you have someone else? Do I have someone? You've hurt me?
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  Speaker 1: Because why wouldn't you want to spend it with me?
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 1: You've been spending Christmas with me all of a sudden,
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 1: Oh so you want folk? Christmas is in a road.
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 1: Here we go. We'll be together. We're gonna be together,
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  Speaker 1: all right. Today's Strawberry Letter. We gotta get out of here, Steve.
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 1: That's right. If you need advice on relationships and work
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 1: and sex and all that, just go to Steve Harvey.
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 1: F M. We'll have more of the Steve Harvey Morning
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  Speaker 1: Show coming up right after this. You're listening to the
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 1: sty Morning Show. All right, guys, time for a comedy roulette.
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 1: Today's categories are things you say to people to help
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 1: you move. Lies, men tell to get out of the house,
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 1: lies women tell to get out of the house, the
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 1: warm uh huh. And lastly, stuff white people say to
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  Speaker 1: black people that they think is really cool. All right,
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, let's spend the wheel, spun it. Okay, come on,
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 1: come on, come on, getting out the house, Come on, women,
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 1: let's go. Oh it stopped. And stuff white people say
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 1: to black people that they think is really cool. Let's
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 1: let's get right into it. Let's get right into it.
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 1: All right, here we go. Oh, we just sliced up
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 1: a whole lot of watermelon. I'm sure you like it.
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 1: I'm sure you like it. Come on, Junior, so um,
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 1: do all of you all know the hip hop thing? Oh?
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 1: Y'all know hip hop? Don't you? White people say the
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 1: black people that they think is really cool. I really
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 1: want my I really want my lips to look like yours. Really?
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, he biggie wasn't small at all. White
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 1: people say the black people that they think is really
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  Speaker 1: I don't really mean to be out of line, but
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 1: could I just touch your ass? Just touch? Let me
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 1: ask you something. I don't really know you guys that well.
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 1: But do you all have chicken farms? Hey? Dude, listen,
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 1: if you ever really want it, you know I can
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 1: do each you how to swim? Say the black people
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 1: that they think, Yeah, I'll tell you this first lady
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 1: doesn't compare to yours. I know it was a deep one. Yeah.
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 1: So let me get this right. You went to college,
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 1: but not on a basketball scholarship. All right, Steve, who's
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 1: the daddy. Yeah, I'll just tell you I'm perfectly fine
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 1: with another African American president. Yeah, I have a problem
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 1: with the one we had. All right, thank god, all right,
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 1: more of this crazy ignorant show. Steve Harvey Morning Show
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 1: right after this. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Show.
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 1: According to new research, one in five Americans are planning
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 1: on giving someone a take the hint gift this year.
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 1: A new survey of two thousand Americans found that hint
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 1: gifts are pretty common practice, with one in three respondents
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 1: saying they've given at least one in the past year
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 1: or so or in the past period. And who is
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 1: a person in our life most likely to give us
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 1: one of these hint gifts? Well, research shows it's our
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 1: own partner, so we call it guiltash blood God. He
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 1: asked for running shows. But I think it's cool because dudes,
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 1: we different, you know, if that's what we want in
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 1: I think it's cool. Yeah. I mean, Tasha's real cool.
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 1: You know, he's real laid back. He's bag him some
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 1: running shoes and you know, get in here and do
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 1: your wifely duties. He'll say something like that, Yeah, well,
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 1: I mean yeah, today with some heels on with them
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 1: shoes on your neck, Shoes round your neck like like
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 1: in the hood when you see them, sup, shoes hanging
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 1: over the over the telephone. Yeah yeah, and I didn't
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 1: want to. Nesta did ask for the dinner jacket, but
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 1: I didn't know that it was attached to dinner. Like
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 1: Junior said off the air, he did. At least he
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 1: know he was going to eat. Man, it was strategic.
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 1: He put that jacket on. He starts smiling. He really did.
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 1: He Man take a picture of him every today, he did. Okay,
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 1: he might get some running shoes too. Okay. The most
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 1: popular most popular hid gift Americans gift is deodorant, what
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 1: or what you do? Cologne? Yeah, self help book? Yeah, morning,
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 1: take a hand. The most popular most popular gift is
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 1: self help books. They scored real high. Also on the
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 1: list were cookbooks. No I did not don't get one
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 1: is exercise equipment, Carla, exercise equipment, I know, razors, toothpaste,
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 1: cleaning supplies, and even breath mints. Yeah, well, I just
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 1: I just bought my wife the peo uh huh. Okay,
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 1: so she she asked for the bike. Thought she wasn't
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 1: offended by you getting it right? Do you save that
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 1: for Christmas. Oh this wasn't for Christmas. Oh oh this
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 1: is your stay. He can't get off that either. But
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 1: she asked to save the Peloton bike for Christmas. Okay,
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 1: well never mind. Yeah, different incomes different, The bracket is different.
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 1: All right. So Stephen and Junior and Timmy, if you
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 1: guys had to give someone to take a hint gift,
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 1: who would it be? And what would it be? Again?
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 1: My sister getting every job application pamphlet I can find
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 1: since she can't talk about they can't find the world.
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 1: I see that hiring every day. I well, I think
• 1:10:53
  Speaker 1: we just saw the best take a hint gift. If
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 1: I pick you up to go shopping and I put
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 1: your ass in the backs because I got another fine
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 1: chicken the front, that's about a bigger hit gift you
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 1: can get from Strawberry Strawberry letter last break. Oh what
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 1: about you now, m my auntie? Huh is she listening?
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 1: I don't think she listening for a nice perm box,
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 1: a nice perm hit. Damn, it's a hint. Let this
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 1: sit for at least twenty minutes. All right. Look, everybody
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 1: can't win natural hair. Everybody can't do that. More something
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 1: that they can I'm sorry, more ignorant, more Shenanigan's coming
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 1: up at twenty minutes after the hour on the Steve
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show right after this, I ain't doing no
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 1: Washington sent you. You're listening Stry Morning Show. Stag it
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 1: home of this holiday season. Well, lots of people are
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 1: doing it to ensure the health of their loved ones.
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 1: But this is somewhat forced staycation, maybe a blessing in
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 1: disguise after a tough year. I mean, why not relax?
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 1: Why not unwind and enjoy your time off, either by
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 1: yourself or with your immediate family close by. You know,
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 1: your your bubble people, as I like to call them,
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 1: the people in your bubble? You know what I mean?
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 1: Not sure what to do, what to do with it yourself?
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 1: Here's some ideas to help you appreciate staying at home
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 1: for the holidays. Check it out, Carlin. We talk about
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 1: this all the time. Catch up on movies that you
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 1: want to see, shows, yeah, TV, movies, all of that. Okay,
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 1: Take long, hot baths, light a few candles, bring in
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 1: your beverage of choice, a book, play some you know,
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 1: sexy music, some soothing music in the background. Girl, I
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 1: like yeah, and you know what doctor's orders. Doctor's orders.
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 1: My doctor told me I need more red WAE for
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 1: my blood. That's right. I was like, uh, And then
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 1: you can clean, you know, clear out some space in
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 1: your closet or something. It's not fun, but it could
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 1: be therapeutic, you know what it is for? Yeah, getting organized.
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 1: That could be a resolution of yours too. For twenty
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 1: twenty one. I like those suggestions Shirley's Staycasion, movies, baths,
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 1: clear out some of your space. I'm probably not gonna
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 1: do to clear out the space one. I'm probably not
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 1: gonna do that. And it says bake warm up the
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 1: kitchen with a batchel of homemade Christmas cookies. Oh okay,
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 1: I know you're not doing that. Mob The Steve Harvey
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 1: Morning Show coming up right after this. You're listening to
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 1: the Steven Show. The stereotype of being single during the
• 1:13:45
  Speaker 1: holidays usually brings looks of pity from people, but really
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 1: it can be cool. It can if you're single. What
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 1: being single for the holiday? Yeah, I don't look to
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 1: people for you need to find somebody, get boot up.
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 1: Don't don't. I'm telling you you need to find someday.
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 1: But wake your ass up house by yourself yet wake up?
• 1:14:04
  Speaker 1: Oh Christmas Day by yourself? Ain't no noise in another room? Well,
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 1: there are a lot of things, Junior, that single people
• 1:14:11
  Speaker 1: can do that someone with a significant other can't. Guys,
• 1:14:14
  Speaker 1: here are ways the singles have it better during the holidays.
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 1: Check it out, junior. No fights waiting to happen. Someone's
• 1:14:20
  Speaker 1: a good thing. Yeah, that's a great thing. Or break ups.
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 1: You don't a lot of people break up over the holidays.
• 1:14:26
  Speaker 1: You don't have to worry about that. Can't can't break
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 1: up if you ain't gotten nobody by yourself. Yeah, you
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 1: don't have to buy a lot of gifts, think about it,
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 1: but you ain't getting none either. Okay, I'm just looking
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 1: at the bright side of this. There are no mandatory
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 1: spouse holiday parties you have to attend, but your ass
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 1: ain't gotten nothing on the stove. You don't have toin't
• 1:14:49
  Speaker 1: no smells in the house. Okay, here's another one. You
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 1: don't have to choose which family you're gonna celebrate with.
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 1: There's always a fight about that, you know. Yeah, but
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 1: you need to find somebody house though, and you don't
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 1: want your family. And then here's a good one. New
• 1:15:04
  Speaker 1: Year's eve. You can go in focusing all on you.
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 1: You ever brought in the New Year's by yourself? When
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 1: when you do, when you do blowing that horn, don't
• 1:15:14
  Speaker 1: nobody here, nobody here. You can focus on just yourself
• 1:15:24
  Speaker 1: bringing in the new year. Okay, but you couldn't do
• 1:15:28
  Speaker 1: that the year before because you still buy yourself and
• 1:15:33
  Speaker 1: we're looking at the positive sight of being single stick
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 1: that's all. No, there's there's no positive. No, you don't
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 1: think so you need to find somebody. I remember the
• 1:15:41
  Speaker 1: first time we moved Atlanta. First, I didn't go home
• 1:15:44
  Speaker 1: when I moved Atlanta, all right, when I woke up
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 1: and there was nothing, nothing, no food, No I called home.
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 1: I heard all that joy and laughter and getting passed
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 1: around on the phone. Ain't fun? Who is that? All
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 1: the damn questions? I'm coming in? Who is that? Let
• 1:16:03
  Speaker 1: me talk to you? Who coming in? What y'all doing it? Now?
• 1:16:06
  Speaker 1: Who is that? Who are that? Now? Is that the doubt? What? Baby?
• 1:16:11
  Speaker 1: Is that? What y'all look at that? You don't want
• 1:16:13
  Speaker 1: to do that? Wow? I like all of that. You
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 1: like yourself, You like being by yourself during the holidays.
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 1: So Jay, yeah, listen, that's what it sounds so what
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 1: That's what I'm telling. Okay, Christmas morning is like what
• 1:16:31
  Speaker 1: at your house? Listen? Let me listen. Who isn't that joint?
• 1:16:35
  Speaker 1: You got to be lonely, a hot rattling, no noise, no,
• 1:16:40
  Speaker 1: let you hear it again, no company at all? Come
• 1:16:44
  Speaker 1: to my house. You ain't in the neighborhood because I
• 1:16:46
  Speaker 1: ain't gonna let you in. You know that I don't
• 1:16:48
  Speaker 1: just in the neighborhood when you outside, because you ain't
• 1:16:51
  Speaker 1: coming in? What is it in your house? About your house?
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 1: All right? Coming up, it's Steve Harvey and his closing remarks.
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 1: You don't want to miss it at forty nine after
• 1:17:03
  Speaker 1: the hour you're listening show. All right, Steve. Here we are,
• 1:17:09
  Speaker 1: guys with the last break of the day on this Monday. Yes,
• 1:17:13
  Speaker 1: it is no more break, say it right, Jay? No, No,
• 1:17:17
  Speaker 1: I mean I said it once, but it's gonna be
• 1:17:19
  Speaker 1: another break. No, there will be no more damn break.
• 1:17:21
  Speaker 1: So okay, just the last damn number one. It's been
• 1:17:29
  Speaker 1: a good Monday though, it really has. Yeah, it's great money,
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 1: it has great to be Yes, welcome back, welcome back.
• 1:17:38
  Speaker 1: You know you know what Sureley, you know what I
• 1:17:40
  Speaker 1: thought about though what I I looked at the whole show.
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 1: I missed you guys, but I thought about something. What
• 1:17:45
  Speaker 1: do you know, Uncle Steve is the Moses and sick people?
• 1:17:48
  Speaker 1: What do you mean he leading a bunch of sick people?
• 1:17:52
  Speaker 1: Y'all too? You look, everybody on this show got a problem.
• 1:17:57
  Speaker 1: It ain't just me and Jay. Everybody got a problem
• 1:17:59
  Speaker 1: with y'all. Just leave. He leave people. He need people
• 1:18:04
  Speaker 1: with short He leaves bipolar people, Carlo Jay diabetic, I
• 1:18:08
  Speaker 1: got sick. He needs a bunch of sick people. Is
• 1:18:10
  Speaker 1: what do you do? Big eyes is not a guy? Yeah,
• 1:18:21
  Speaker 1: the beginning of something. I do not have eyes out
• 1:18:26
  Speaker 1: that far due to some type of pressure. Really have
• 1:18:30
  Speaker 1: you always had him open that wine? My eyes have
• 1:18:34
  Speaker 1: been big since I came from the womb. Okay am
• 1:18:37
  Speaker 1: I right? Am? I right? Shut up? Junior, all those
• 1:18:43
  Speaker 1: people to show sick. You mean you the only healthy
• 1:18:46
  Speaker 1: person we got? Oh no, that's not true. True is
• 1:18:49
  Speaker 1: the problem? His mind has gone, Junior Solf. The better
• 1:18:55
  Speaker 1: to see you, my dear. The other day, I was
• 1:19:02
  Speaker 1: talking about finding the motivation to never give up, because
• 1:19:10
  Speaker 1: it's such an important thing. Man, Just the fact that
• 1:19:14
  Speaker 1: you don't quit that you don't give up on your visions,
• 1:19:17
  Speaker 1: your dreams, your goals, your aspirations, and you have to
• 1:19:21
  Speaker 1: find the motivation to do it. But you also have
• 1:19:26
  Speaker 1: to remember that doing good is the right thing to do.
• 1:19:31
  Speaker 1: And a lot of times, I know, man, you get
• 1:19:33
  Speaker 1: tired of doing good because it seems like it's no payoff.
• 1:19:36
  Speaker 1: There's a scripture I was reading the other day, Galatians
• 1:19:42
  Speaker 1: six nine, and it was saying for us to not
• 1:19:48
  Speaker 1: become weary in doing good, for at the proper time,
• 1:19:53
  Speaker 1: we will reap a harvest if we don't give up.
• 1:20:00
  Speaker 1: And that's such an important thing, man, because sometimes it's
• 1:20:03
  Speaker 1: hard to keep doing the right thing, especially when you're
• 1:20:08
  Speaker 1: being done wrong. It's hard to keep doing the right
• 1:20:13
  Speaker 1: thing and you don't see the payoff right after you
• 1:20:18
  Speaker 1: do the right thing. It's hard to do the right
• 1:20:23
  Speaker 1: thing when everybody else seems to be getting away with
• 1:20:27
  Speaker 1: something wrong. So it makes it hard to continue to
• 1:20:31
  Speaker 1: do the right thing. But you have to have the
• 1:20:34
  Speaker 1: faith that you're doing the right thing, and you can't
• 1:20:37
  Speaker 1: become weary in doing good, because, like the Bible says,
• 1:20:42
  Speaker 1: at the proper time, you're going to reap a harvest
• 1:20:45
  Speaker 1: if you don't give up. Do you understand how true
• 1:20:49
  Speaker 1: that statement is. That's a promise of God that if
• 1:20:53
  Speaker 1: you don't get tired and stop doing what's good, that
• 1:20:58
  Speaker 1: eventually you're going to reap of harvest by just not
• 1:21:03
  Speaker 1: giving up. That is a benefit to doing what's good.
• 1:21:08
  Speaker 1: That is a reward for doing things that's good. You
• 1:21:12
  Speaker 1: don't know. You have no idea how many seeds you're
• 1:21:14
  Speaker 1: planning when you do something good you have to. You
• 1:21:17
  Speaker 1: don't even know where they're gonna crop up, pop up
• 1:21:21
  Speaker 1: where you're gonna harvest them later. It may not be
• 1:21:24
  Speaker 1: even in the same field you plan it. I was
• 1:21:29
  Speaker 1: somewhere one day and I was going down the street
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  Speaker 1: and a girl had a flat tire, young girl, and
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  Speaker 1: I just thought of one of my daughters. Man, so
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  Speaker 1: I stopped. I just happened to be driving that day.
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  Speaker 1: It was years ago in LA and I stopped and
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  Speaker 1: I helped this little girl. And she was on side
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  Speaker 1: of the road just crying. She had a flat tire.
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  Speaker 1: She don't know what to do, and so I still there,
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  Speaker 1: made a phone call, got told truck to come. She
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  Speaker 1: didn't have the money. I kind of somehow got it
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  Speaker 1: to the tie station. I bought the new ties for
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  Speaker 1: Boom fixed her up. She went home. She called her father.
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  Speaker 1: She said, Steve Harvey bought me ties from my car.
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  Speaker 1: I ain't think none of the brother thanked me. Years later,
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  Speaker 1: I was on the golf course years later, I'm talking
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  Speaker 1: about like five six years ago, and this happened like early,
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  Speaker 1: like in two thousand, so probably around twenty fifteen, sixteen
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  Speaker 1: something like that. I'm playing golf and this guy comes up,
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  Speaker 1: Timm and he tells me the story about this girl
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  Speaker 1: and it was his daughter. And he just told me
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  Speaker 1: about it, and he hugged me. He said, man, I
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  Speaker 1: wanted to thank y'all talk to you on the phone,
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  Speaker 1: but man, we finally meet mouths hoping I'll see you
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  Speaker 1: at this tournament. And so he hugged me, and you know,
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  Speaker 1: didn't think none of it. Next thing, you know, come
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  Speaker 1: to find out he worked for a high level company.
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  Speaker 1: The company calls me and the company wants me to
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  Speaker 1: do a deal with him. I signed and did the
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  Speaker 1: deal with the company. It was all because one day
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  Speaker 1: I stopped and I helped a girl that I just
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  Speaker 1: saw in distress because I just thought, man, this could
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  Speaker 1: be one of my daughters. On the side, of his role,
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  Speaker 1: and she told her father, and her father did a
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  Speaker 1: deal with me that turned out to be a very,
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  Speaker 1: very beneficial deal. You can't ever get tired of doing
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  Speaker 1: what's right, because in due time you will reap a
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  Speaker 1: harvest if you never give up. That's a promise from God.
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  Speaker 1: Keep doing the right thing, y'all. You will benefit from it.
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  Speaker 1: Those are my closing remarks that said, that's a wrap, y'all.
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  Speaker 1: Have a great weekend. Okay, and tell you Mama near
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