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BBQ Question, Auto Trash Talk, Black Card, Tommy Naked BBQ and more. · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 3: To turn the mouth. Turn you probably got to turn.
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  Speaker 7: Mouth to turn out to turn a wad of the
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  Speaker 7: morning up.
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  Speaker 2: You think.
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  Speaker 8: I show well, good morning everybody. You're listening to the voice,
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  Speaker 8: Come on, dig me now, one and only Steve Harvey
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  Speaker 8: got a radio show. You know this week, I just
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  Speaker 8: been on it, So today is no different. I'm telling you,
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  Speaker 8: I've just reinvigorated myself. I'm more determined to share the
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  Speaker 8: principles of success. I'm more determined to help and guide
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  Speaker 8: and teach as many people as I can the things
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  Speaker 8: that I've learned. And I mean, man, I've been through it.
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  Speaker 8: I have really been through it. I kid you not.
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  Speaker 4: You know.
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  Speaker 8: I used to say, okay, God, you know, why is
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  Speaker 8: all this happening to me? But as I've gotten older,
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  Speaker 8: I understand that was the ingredients. I needed the ingredients
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  Speaker 8: to be this cake. I needed all those ingredients stirred up.
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  Speaker 8: I need all of that different flavors the stuff that
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  Speaker 8: I didn't think tastes so good. All that stuff had
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  Speaker 8: to come into the bowl in order for me to
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  Speaker 8: get to where I am today.
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  Speaker 2: As much as I did not like the.
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  Speaker 8: Taste of the ingredients, little did I know God was
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  Speaker 8: making this cake, not me. But what he did was
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  Speaker 8: and you've heard the old saying God could turn lemons
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  Speaker 8: into lemonade, Well that's what he was doing now. At
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  Speaker 8: the time, it all had a little funky lemonade lemony
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  Speaker 8: flavor to it, with some other stuff in it too.
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  Speaker 2: I didn't care for it.
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  Speaker 8: But little did I know that I needed everything that
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  Speaker 8: happened to me, that happened to me in the exact
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  Speaker 8: order that it happened, and the exact array of things
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  Speaker 8: that happened for me to have the knowledge I have today,
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  Speaker 8: the experience, the attitude, so I could turn around and
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  Speaker 8: share that information. Okay, got that out the way. This
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  Speaker 8: is what I want to give to you today. I
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  Speaker 8: want you to understand something that discipline determines your destiny,
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  Speaker 8: not your desire. Discipline determines your destiny, not your desire.
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  Speaker 8: You've heard me say this how many times on the show. Okay,
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  Speaker 8: here we go against Eeve I got it. Faith without
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  Speaker 8: works is dead. But let me tell you something. To
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  Speaker 8: be a hard worker, you got to be disciplined. That's
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  Speaker 8: one of the hardest lessons I'm trying to get through
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  Speaker 8: to my sons. You're gonna throw yourself down a cliff
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  Speaker 8: if you're not a young man or a man that
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  Speaker 8: possesses discipline. Because they got something for undisciplined people. They
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  Speaker 8: got some street laws for undisciplined people, and they got
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  Speaker 8: some federal laws and state laws for undisciplined people. So
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  Speaker 8: that's why them signs is outside on the freeway, We're
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  Speaker 8: gonna let you go fast, but.
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  Speaker 2: Seventy is the limit. Seventy fast enough.
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  Speaker 8: Really, if you're disciplined enough of a person to leave
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  Speaker 8: your house at the time you're supposed to leave your house,
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  Speaker 8: seventy miles per hour is absolutely enough. But if you're
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  Speaker 8: an undisciplined person, if you don't have the wherewithal to
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  Speaker 8: leave your house on time, to get ready to go
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  Speaker 8: where you wanna go, see the desires where you wanna go,
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  Speaker 8: the discipline is how you get there.
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  Speaker 2: You understand, you can wanna go to see your family in.
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  Speaker 8: California all you want, but the flight leaves at one eighteen.
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  Speaker 2: You leave your house at twelve thirty.
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  Speaker 8: They told you you must check in one hour before
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  Speaker 8: your flight. Now, if you ain't got the discipline to
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  Speaker 8: get to the airport to check in one hour before
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  Speaker 8: your flight, leaving your house forty five minutes before the
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  Speaker 8: flight departs, what you think gonna happen?
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  Speaker 2: Your desire to go see.
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  Speaker 8: Your family in la is going to be thwarted because
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  Speaker 8: you lack the discipline to prepare yourself and get yourself
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  Speaker 8: ready to do the things that you have to do
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  Speaker 8: to make your desires come true. I'm telling you you,
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  Speaker 8: discipline determines your destiny, not your desire. You can write
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  Speaker 8: down a list of stuff you wanna do all day,
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  Speaker 8: but if you don't produce and show the discipline necessary
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  Speaker 8: to get there.
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  Speaker 2: What you think gonna happen? Huh? Okay?
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  Speaker 8: I wanna be rich. Okay, I wanna make four hundred
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  Speaker 8: thousand a year. Okay, I wanna be the best player
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  Speaker 8: that they is. Okay, but you don't want practice. See
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  Speaker 8: the cat that's disciplined enough to show up at practice,
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  Speaker 8: that's shooting jumpers when everybody gone home. That's the guy
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  Speaker 8: that's gonna be the best. The guy that's never late
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  Speaker 8: for practice, the guy to study the playbook. That's the
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  Speaker 8: guy that's gonna make it, not the guy that's talking crack,
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  Speaker 8: got stalking that smack. I'm gonna make the Pro Bowl,
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  Speaker 8: I'm gonna make the All Star Team, I'm gonna be
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  Speaker 8: All American. That's just what you're saying. But discipline determines
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  Speaker 8: your destiny, not your desire. So now let's talk about
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  Speaker 8: this discipline. What is that, really, Steve. That's your work ethic,
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  Speaker 8: that's your hunger, that's your will. Discipline is how hard
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  Speaker 8: you're willing to demonstrate the attributes and the traits to
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  Speaker 8: be what you want to be.
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  Speaker 2: Did you hear me?
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  Speaker 8: It is your willingness to conduct yourself in a manner
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  Speaker 8: that is above and beyond what they say is necessary.
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  Speaker 2: Now, this is a good example right here. Now.
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  Speaker 8: You can want to be in the NFL all you want,
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  Speaker 8: but they got this thing called the NFL Combines where
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  Speaker 8: they bring in some of the top players at every
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  Speaker 8: position to come in and they gonna run a forty
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  Speaker 8: yard dash, they gonna do a standing broad jump, They're
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  Speaker 8: gonna do a standing vertical leap, they gonna do drills.
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  Speaker 2: Running drills, cutting drills.
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  Speaker 8: They can determine if a lineback of God's stiff hips
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  Speaker 8: by making him back pedal, point him in one direction
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  Speaker 8: and throw the football in another direction. How does he
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  Speaker 8: turn his body? Now you can say you can tell
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  Speaker 8: everybody at your college you want to play pro football.
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  Speaker 8: You can tell everybody at your high school. You can
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  Speaker 8: tell them in Peewee you wanna play pro football. But
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  Speaker 8: they got tests for you though. It's called the combines.
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  Speaker 8: Now you get out here and you have a bad
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  Speaker 8: combine day, Ain't nobody trying to hear that. Let me
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  Speaker 8: tell you how excuses don't work with people when they
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  Speaker 8: just trying to get when they trying to win in
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  Speaker 8: the NFL.
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  Speaker 2: The fact that you had a bad day at.
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  Speaker 8: The combine and you don't run your best forties and
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  Speaker 8: you keep telling them you could do better, they don't
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  Speaker 8: want to hear that. Because see, what ain't nobody gonna
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  Speaker 8: pay you for is to play on Sunday. And that's
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  Speaker 8: one of your bad days. We paying you to play
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  Speaker 8: on Sundays. But because you keep having these bad days,
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  Speaker 8: because you ain't disciplined enough to put in the work
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  Speaker 8: to make sure that your maximum can be called upon
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  Speaker 8: at any time. Now you at to combine with some
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  Speaker 8: slow times that go on your record. To combine. You
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  Speaker 8: don't jump as high as you did when you was
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  Speaker 8: at your gym class. Well, hold up, man, this is
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  Speaker 8: show day now in the NFL. Sunday is show day.
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  Speaker 8: What they can't run the risk of is paying you
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  Speaker 8: your money and your bad day happen to be on
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  Speaker 8: Sundays after we didn't cut your check.
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  Speaker 2: No, no, no, We.
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  Speaker 8: Looking for people who limit them bad days, who got
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  Speaker 8: the discipline to work hard, to make an effort for it.
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  Speaker 8: You understand what I'm saying to your folks. Please understand this.
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  Speaker 8: Discipline determines your destiny, not your desire. If you can
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  Speaker 8: want it all you want, But if you ain't working,
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  Speaker 8: if you ain't grinding, if you ain't hurting, if you
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  Speaker 8: ain't sweating real bad, if you always somewhere, got to chill,
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  Speaker 8: you got to have a cold one, you got to
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  Speaker 8: smoke one, You got to do all them things.
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  Speaker 2: Can I tell you something you ain't gonna make it?
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  Speaker 2: Discipline determines your destiny, not your desire.
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  Speaker 1: You're listening Morning show.
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  Speaker 9: Oh the mountainy day, I'm claud high men up, really, Lord,
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  Speaker 9: that's a little something for everybody this morning.
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  Speaker 8: Everybody, gets your attitude together, get your gratitude together, get.
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  Speaker 2: Your altitude together.
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  Speaker 8: But it starts with gratitude that affects your attitude, that
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  Speaker 8: has direct correlation with your altitude. That's what we do
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  Speaker 8: calling for real Mouth of the South, Mississippi, Monica kill Space.
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  Speaker 8: They call him Junior and the legend that is Nephew
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  Speaker 8: Tommy Junior.
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  Speaker 2: What today? Pray tale? Yes, unc, let me ask you
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  Speaker 2: to say, could it be? Now?
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  Speaker 10: You know you give your you be hard on yourself.
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  Speaker 10: Do you give yourself enough credit? I know a lot
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  Speaker 10: of people. Yeah, you know, that's the thing I'm thinking
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  Speaker 10: about because I thought about where I'm at today and
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  Speaker 10: my birthday coming, and do I give myself enough credit
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  Speaker 10: for what I done?
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  Speaker 2: I think I should be doing something more.
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  Speaker 6: Well.
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  Speaker 8: The problem with us is we are always in chase
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  Speaker 8: mode and we're not enough in gratitude mode. And I'm
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  Speaker 8: guilty of the same thing because I'm extremely hard on myself,
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  Speaker 8: and people around me have to tell me all the time.
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  Speaker 2: You trip it. You need to slow down.
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  Speaker 8: You need to enjoy your life a little bit more
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  Speaker 8: because of the work you've put in and you've done.
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  Speaker 8: But that comes from not enough gratitude. And I'm very
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  Speaker 8: guilty of this myself to you because See, we're so
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  Speaker 8: busy in the chase game that we fail to realize
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  Speaker 8: how much we done caught. See you've been chasing, but
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  Speaker 8: you also been catching. And when you fail to realize
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  Speaker 8: how much you've caught, your focus is on the chase,
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  Speaker 8: and then you lose the gratitude of what you've caught.
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  Speaker 8: So you as your birthday approaches and you really lies
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  Speaker 8: that I am not where I want to be. But
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  Speaker 8: can you not also realize that you ain't where you was?
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  Speaker 2: Shirt?
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  Speaker 10: Amen, I'm sorry.
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  Speaker 2: You need to go somewhere and sit down.
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  Speaker 7: Man, shut up.
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  Speaker 8: More, because I all you gotta do is think back
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  Speaker 8: when it wasn't going this well?
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  Speaker 7: All right, all right?
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  Speaker 8: More gratitude affects your attitude, which is direct correlation with
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  Speaker 8: your Altitude'll come back with Morning Steve mort Show right
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  Speaker 8: after I got Shirley. Don't even worry about it. Come
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  Speaker 8: back next prank phonecos.
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  Speaker 1: Oh god, you're listening Morning Show.
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  Speaker 11: All right, it is time now for the nephew to
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  Speaker 11: run that prank back what you got for his nept.
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  Speaker 2: This is repalling the church. Q got dog. We are
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  Speaker 2: in your command? All right, all my let's go.
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  Speaker 4: Well, I'm trying to reach a pastor, Pastor Wilkins.
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  Speaker 12: Yeah, this is reverend doctor Wilkins.
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  Speaker 4: You're the you're the pastor of Doctor Church. Am I right?
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  Speaker 12: Maptter Church? That's correct? How can I help?
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  Speaker 4: Okay? My name is Daniel and I'm calling from a
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  Speaker 4: RCS which is a church supply, and we have an
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  Speaker 4: outstanding bill here that we wanted to bring to you
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  Speaker 4: all's attention for like twenty three thousand dollars for your
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  Speaker 4: pews that has not been paid, so we wanted to see.
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  Speaker 12: Not to cut you off.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, Daniel RCS yet church supply, sir. That's this
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  Speaker 4: is exactly where you guys got your pews.
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  Speaker 12: Okay, our standing bill for twenty three times and well,
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  Speaker 12: first of all, that's normally, uh, all our standing bills
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  Speaker 12: are handled by our finance department. You know, you wouldn't
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  Speaker 12: to speak to our treasurer and they would be able
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  Speaker 12: to help you with that.
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  Speaker 4: Evidently, sir, that this hasn't been taken care of in
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  Speaker 4: this matter when it comes to these pews, because like
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  Speaker 4: I stayed it before, you guys old twenty three thousand
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  Speaker 4: dollars on these pews, and I think this was probably
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  Speaker 4: twelve to thirteen years ago, so maybe this was something
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  Speaker 4: before you got there. But nevertheless, they're still an outstanding
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  Speaker 4: billing right now. We're actually going to be repossessing these
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  Speaker 4: pews as of early seven o'clock Sunday morning.
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  Speaker 12: Not far this Sunday morning. No, we have the Women's
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  Speaker 12: Day's Missionary is here today and also Sunday we have
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  Speaker 12: like our pit.
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  Speaker 4: Then you have a lot of things and you actually
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  Speaker 4: run it off your schedule. To me, that's that's really
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  Speaker 4: not my concern. And maybe you're Women's Day or whatever
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  Speaker 4: is going to y'all gonna do it standing up, because.
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  Speaker 12: Right now we're not going to do it. You're not
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  Speaker 12: understanding me. See did you say twelve or thirteen years ago? Yes, sir, well,
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  Speaker 12: I've been the past every ten years and you know,
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  Speaker 12: you know, like.
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  Speaker 4: Occurred before you got there. But nevertheless, the bill is
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  Speaker 4: still out stand and these pulls need to be taken
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  Speaker 4: care of. Now. If y'all don't have the twenty three
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  Speaker 4: thousand dollars, then I got to come pick these pews
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  Speaker 4: up Sunday morning.
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  Speaker 12: Sir well, I don't go over there, and you're not
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  Speaker 12: hearing me. And first of all, this is my private number.
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  Speaker 12: How did you get this number?
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  Speaker 4: Your your numbers here in the books as a contact?
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  Speaker 12: No, this is this is all. I only get this
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  Speaker 12: out to very few people, and I know none of
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  Speaker 12: them will will give our numbers. So that's defin issue
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  Speaker 12: right there. And second of all, if you're talking about
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  Speaker 12: coming in our church Sunday morning to take our pews,
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  Speaker 12: that's not something you really want to do, sir I have.
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  Speaker 4: To do my job the same way you get up
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  Speaker 4: on Sunday morning and you have to do yours. I
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  Speaker 4: have to do mine. So my job is to get
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  Speaker 4: these pews back because you guys are twenty three thousand
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  Speaker 4: dollars in the riars.
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  Speaker 12: No cayling and tell you I ain't always been being
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  Speaker 12: a preacher. Now you come in my church and you're
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  Speaker 12: testing pews, I'm gonna come out there proofit, don't you
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  Speaker 12: I'm not.
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  Speaker 4: I'm not here to go to what you used to
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  Speaker 4: be and what you are now. I'm nothing to go
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  Speaker 4: back and forth with you on that. The bottom line
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  Speaker 4: consequention you don't want to deal with sign because you
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  Speaker 4: know I, oh, hold on, hold on, hold on, let me,
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  Speaker 4: let me calm down, because you know you're about to
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  Speaker 4: make me fay some words that I've been delivered from.
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  Speaker 12: Thank God, I'm.
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  Speaker 4: Gonna deliver them pews away from you on Sunday now.
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  Speaker 4: I got to come and pick them pews up. That's
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  Speaker 4: the bottom line. Do you have twenty three thousand Sunday morning.
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  Speaker 12: Twenty three thousands? I understand that's not the issue. The
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  Speaker 12: issue is you have no business calling me on my
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  Speaker 12: personal phone. I'm in my metigration time right now, trying
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  Speaker 12: to get consecrated for you know my message that after
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  Speaker 12: deliver lady this afternoon, so we need all of our cutures.
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  Speaker 4: Well, let me ask you something such. Do you have
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  Speaker 4: the twenty three thousand dollars that you can give me
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  Speaker 4: Sunday morning and then you can continue whatever it is
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  Speaker 4: you have going on that day. Other than that, I'm
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  Speaker 4: gonna have to take them cues.
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  Speaker 12: I got to pull me in twenty dollars. If you're
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  Speaker 12: not listening, sign that ain't my bill, I ain't paying it,
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  Speaker 12: you ain't touching my cues.
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  Speaker 4: I'm not gonna continue to go. Okay, listen, I'm trying
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  Speaker 4: to respect what's what's pastor will trying to respect you remend.
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  Speaker 12: Doctor Wilkins. I appreciate this. You call me in my name,
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  Speaker 12: Reverend doctor Wilkins.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, Reverend doctor Wilkins. Now, first of all, I'm coming
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  Speaker 4: up there Sunday. Now, I'm hoping I only have to
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  Speaker 4: lay hands on these views. Now I gotta lay hands
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  Speaker 4: on something else that I got to do. What I
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  Speaker 4: got to say.
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  Speaker 12: You can come on up here and you set it
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  Speaker 12: on the property. That's cool, but you.
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  Speaker 13: Touch them pills.
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  Speaker 12: I got some lawyers in here. They can take that
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  Speaker 12: Jesus coade off. They can stay down, they can get
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  Speaker 12: with you.
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  Speaker 4: Pardner.
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  Speaker 12: You know what I'm saying. You know what they they do.
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  Speaker 12: I walk through the valley shadow of death. I will
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  Speaker 12: still no evil. I ain't got no problem. Wa wait
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  Speaker 12: wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait. You're talking
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  Speaker 12: about coming to me and to my church.
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  Speaker 4: Because my I'm gonna do what I got to do. Man,
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  Speaker 4: I'm gonna do what.
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  Speaker 12: I gotta do in the name of Jesus.
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  Speaker 14: Right man, Hey, man, pay up or stand up?
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  Speaker 4: The whole service? Now, which one you won't?
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  Speaker 12: You want to have it?
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  Speaker 4: I got I got something else. I want to tell you.
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  Speaker 4: You listen to me.
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  Speaker 12: Past you listening? If you ain't saying nothing, sign you
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  Speaker 12: listening to me.
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  Speaker 4: I've got to say this to you. His nephew Tommy
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  Speaker 4: from the Steve Hobby Morning Show. You just got pranked
• 19:16
  Speaker 4: by your entire deacon. Boy.
• 19:19
  Speaker 2: What who.
• 19:23
  Speaker 4: Man will Because this is nephew Tommy Man from the
• 19:27
  Speaker 4: Steve Hobby Morning Show. Your deacon boy got me the
• 19:30
  Speaker 4: prank phone called you. Boy.
• 19:32
  Speaker 14: I can't believe this boy.
• 19:33
  Speaker 12: You almost make me a little religions.
• 19:34
  Speaker 4: Sign in there, man, you hung in there? Pass which
• 19:38
  Speaker 4: one of them ones a Deacon Glover?
• 19:42
  Speaker 12: Okay, okay, okay, I've got some things I got to
• 19:46
  Speaker 12: talk to. Good move about you know, I would wonder
• 19:49
  Speaker 12: how you got my personal cell phone rung anyway, man, So.
• 19:52
  Speaker 4: Well, I'm glad I was able to put a laugh
• 19:53
  Speaker 4: on your face today.
• 19:55
  Speaker 12: Man, I'm hey to walk.
• 19:59
  Speaker 4: I gotta ask you past, what is the baddest radio
• 20:02
  Speaker 4: show in the land.
• 20:04
  Speaker 12: Steve Harvey Morning Show. Let me tell you this. I'm
• 20:07
  Speaker 12: gonna keep doing what he's doing the farts mint in
• 20:10
  Speaker 12: the show.
• 20:10
  Speaker 4: Man.
• 20:11
  Speaker 14: I love that.
• 20:12
  Speaker 12: I really loved that.
• 20:13
  Speaker 4: I really really blessed the people really appreciate that. Man.
• 20:16
  Speaker 15: It really will ain't nothing like a frustrated past, you
• 20:19
  Speaker 15: know what I'm saying it.
• 20:20
  Speaker 2: It shows stability.
• 20:22
  Speaker 15: You're going to have some problems, some some some some
• 20:25
  Speaker 15: some some setbacks and some uh situations that you're going
• 20:30
  Speaker 15: to go through. All right, all right, all minds clear, Shirley,
• 20:34
  Speaker 15: if you would, all right, thank.
• 20:36
  Speaker 2: You, nephew.
• 20:37
  Speaker 11: Coming up next to is ask the celo, the chief
• 20:40
  Speaker 11: Love Officer, Steve Harvey and the building ready for your
• 20:43
  Speaker 11: love questions.
• 20:44
  Speaker 1: Right after this you're listening Hardy Morning Show.
• 20:49
  Speaker 11: All right, guys, time now for ask the c l
• 20:51
  Speaker 11: O Chief Love Officer, the Close Steve Harvey and your
• 20:56
  Speaker 11: love questions.
• 20:57
  Speaker 2: Here we go.
• 20:58
  Speaker 11: This one is from Honey and Quans. Honey writes, two
• 21:01
  Speaker 11: years ago, I had a hip replacement. I had hip
• 21:04
  Speaker 11: replacement surgery, and I'm still using it as an excuse
• 21:08
  Speaker 11: to keep my husband away from me at night. He
• 21:12
  Speaker 11: eventually stopped pressing me for sex, and now he doesn't
• 21:14
  Speaker 11: come to bed till late at night. Instead, he sits
• 21:18
  Speaker 11: out back and smokes cigars. Last night, I looked for
• 21:22
  Speaker 11: him and his car wasn't there. I called him and
• 21:25
  Speaker 11: he said he was watching the game with his brother.
• 21:28
  Speaker 11: I wanted to call his brother to verify his story,
• 21:32
  Speaker 11: but the background was quiet. Should I trust my husband
• 21:36
  Speaker 11: or did he lie?
• 21:38
  Speaker 2: Booh no, no, he probably didn't lie. So let's talk
• 21:41
  Speaker 2: about this with four minutes, see, because just surreally about
• 21:44
  Speaker 2: your husband.
• 21:45
  Speaker 8: Let's be real. Is you faking this hip? Is you
• 21:49
  Speaker 8: with this fake hip injury? Now you ain't got your
• 21:52
  Speaker 8: hip replace So I know you're old. So now you
• 21:55
  Speaker 8: ain't got your hip replace because that ain't a twenty
• 21:57
  Speaker 8: year old problem. You got your hip replace because your
• 22:01
  Speaker 8: ass mess around fall so you didn't.
• 22:04
  Speaker 2: Have your little panic alert but to help our fallings.
• 22:07
  Speaker 8: And I can't get up, so you laid there and
• 22:09
  Speaker 8: now you got to get the whole damn hip replace.
• 22:12
  Speaker 2: Now you don't want your husband touching you at night, and.
• 22:15
  Speaker 8: So you done kept the lie going you lines. Let's
• 22:18
  Speaker 8: not turn this into is your husband lying? You've been
• 22:21
  Speaker 8: lying to your husband about your help injury. This your lines.
• 22:26
  Speaker 8: So now your husband been sitting in the backyard smoked cigar.
• 22:29
  Speaker 8: Now you go out there one night in the corent
• 22:31
  Speaker 8: there how long it's been since you had sex with
• 22:34
  Speaker 8: your hugs? And what you want him to do because
• 22:38
  Speaker 8: he knows your hip. Don't take that damn long because
• 22:40
  Speaker 8: he was a.
• 22:41
  Speaker 7: Doctor's office with you.
• 22:43
  Speaker 8: And he don't want your help anyway. So now what's
• 22:49
  Speaker 8: wrong with everything else? Because well I'll stay on the
• 22:52
  Speaker 8: front side. We ain't even got to go over there
• 22:54
  Speaker 8: with a hip act because what I want is not
• 22:56
  Speaker 8: your help.
• 22:57
  Speaker 2: Now what's up?
• 22:58
  Speaker 8: So is he at your brother's house? Probably should you
• 23:01
  Speaker 8: call hell? No, because you started this lie. So this
• 23:05
  Speaker 8: lie only you, not him, honey.
• 23:11
  Speaker 11: Honey, out of Queen's Moving on to Ian in Saint Louis.
• 23:15
  Speaker 11: I says, I took my girlfriend to Vegas for her
• 23:18
  Speaker 11: birthday and scheduled her a spa day.
• 23:20
  Speaker 1: I gambled, then went to the pool to relax and
• 23:23
  Speaker 1: have a drink.
• 23:24
  Speaker 11: I was being sociable with two cuties and they said
• 23:27
  Speaker 11: they had edibles in their room, so we went up there.
• 23:31
  Speaker 11: I stayed in there for four hours straight, and the
• 23:35
  Speaker 11: three of us pleasured each other. I felt so bad
• 23:37
  Speaker 11: about how I did my girlfriend on her birthday trip.
• 23:41
  Speaker 11: I planned to marry this woman, but my conscience is
• 23:43
  Speaker 11: eating me up. I know that I can't confess what
• 23:48
  Speaker 11: I did, So how do I get past this?
• 23:51
  Speaker 2: So let me as something? Dog?
• 23:52
  Speaker 8: If you know you can't confess what you did, what
• 23:55
  Speaker 8: did you writing this one? No, you can't run the
• 23:58
  Speaker 8: risk of one of her friends in this and talking
• 24:00
  Speaker 8: about Wait, man, didn't Dmitrius take you out of your birthday?
• 24:05
  Speaker 8: Wasn't he listens and all listen and then you come talk.
• 24:08
  Speaker 8: Couldn't find him, girl, He was upstairs eating edibles in
• 24:11
  Speaker 8: the room with two girls and they were pleasuring each other.
• 24:13
  Speaker 2: Hold up, dog, dog, listen to me. We all make.
• 24:18
  Speaker 8: Mistakes, everybody. Don't you walk your ass in there and
• 24:24
  Speaker 8: have no moment where you got to get this off
• 24:27
  Speaker 8: your chest. This is you've heard the statement cad to
• 24:31
  Speaker 8: your grave. This is a take it to your grave moment.
• 24:34
  Speaker 8: I thank you stupid for writing this damn letter myself personally.
• 24:37
  Speaker 2: Now, this is you a young ass student because you done?
• 24:41
  Speaker 2: Oh yes? Did he say how all?
• 24:42
  Speaker 9: He was?
• 24:43
  Speaker 4: No?
• 24:44
  Speaker 1: But he did say he ian in Saint Louis?
• 24:46
  Speaker 2: How many ends there?
• 24:48
  Speaker 10: What in sat Nis?
• 24:51
  Speaker 2: He put his name into them?
• 24:53
  Speaker 3: And why is this body in.
• 24:55
  Speaker 8: His You wasn't bothering you when you was eating brownies
• 25:02
  Speaker 8: and all the gum drops and all this hell.
• 25:05
  Speaker 2: Wasn't nothing bothering you. Wasn't nothing bothering you when there
• 25:07
  Speaker 2: was up there pleasuring each other.
• 25:08
  Speaker 4: Dog.
• 25:10
  Speaker 8: What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.
• 25:15
  Speaker 2: They created that. I see no Vegas six times years.
• 25:19
  Speaker 2: Do you know the things I've done in Vegas? I
• 25:22
  Speaker 2: can't repeat it?
• 25:25
  Speaker 8: Say for you man, no woman, the land ass moment
• 25:29
  Speaker 8: you're trying to eat past it, you passed it.
• 25:32
  Speaker 2: Vegas ain't for amateur cy.
• 25:34
  Speaker 4: It all right?
• 25:35
  Speaker 2: That say what you need to do. You can't take
• 25:37
  Speaker 2: your hands knock out there.
• 25:38
  Speaker 8: I used to go out to Vegas, expecting that you
• 25:41
  Speaker 8: went out there and it just happened. I went out there,
• 25:43
  Speaker 8: fought she got different dudes right now, No, I know
• 25:47
  Speaker 8: what this he is out here. Unbelievable stuff can happen
• 25:51
  Speaker 8: to you in Vegas, sitting up in Hell. Man, call
• 25:55
  Speaker 8: you finna have something here? How do you get past it?
• 25:57
  Speaker 8: You it's in your past.
• 26:00
  Speaker 1: They don't call the Sin city for nothing, that's for sure.
• 26:05
  Speaker 2: I don't think he understands how many of us have
• 26:08
  Speaker 2: a bag we can to our grave that's full of stuff.
• 26:12
  Speaker 2: You know how big that much load?
• 26:15
  Speaker 8: I got tury, I got a slave behind it.
• 26:22
  Speaker 2: I got a load that you are going ahead.
• 26:28
  Speaker 8: That I'm taking right now. Look, man, my bag. You
• 26:33
  Speaker 8: don't even understand. It's stable, it's so yeah, it's stitched,
• 26:40
  Speaker 8: it's clown, it's gorilla glued.
• 26:44
  Speaker 2: You get it in this bag? My bag? Don't move.
• 26:50
  Speaker 8: Hey, let me tell you, let me give you some advice.
• 26:52
  Speaker 8: Don't take your ass back there, body bag?
• 26:55
  Speaker 2: No, No, I ask no question. Hey, all right, all right?
• 27:03
  Speaker 11: And Virginia Beach says, I'm dating a new guy and
• 27:06
  Speaker 11: we met at a football game. He had on a
• 27:08
  Speaker 11: back baseball cap, so I couldn't see his hair, but
• 27:11
  Speaker 11: I did see his big smile and grayish blue eyes.
• 27:14
  Speaker 11: On our first date, I got to see his hair
• 27:16
  Speaker 11: for the first time. It was shiny, wet and jet black.
• 27:21
  Speaker 11: His baby hair was pulled out and it looked like
• 27:23
  Speaker 11: a Jerry curl.
• 27:25
  Speaker 1: I asked him what he'd done to get his hair
• 27:27
  Speaker 1: like that, and he said, it's natural.
• 27:29
  Speaker 11: It's only it's the only flaw he has so far,
• 27:31
  Speaker 11: So how can I encourage him to fix it?
• 27:34
  Speaker 2: Fix what?
• 27:35
  Speaker 6: First?
• 27:35
  Speaker 8: Of all three of us on this show don't have
• 27:39
  Speaker 8: hair fall, the three comedians don't have hair.
• 27:43
  Speaker 2: The fourth comedian is closing in on us on his
• 27:48
  Speaker 2: way over here. Yeah, it could be in.
• 27:54
  Speaker 8: Yeah, we're just waiting on him like he on zoom
• 27:57
  Speaker 8: right now and he's all full head. Here's hairline back
• 28:02
  Speaker 8: then where his head sit is at?
• 28:04
  Speaker 1: Wow.
• 28:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah, we can't wait till he gets it.
• 28:09
  Speaker 2: Were in a fight, we already know that's how it starts.
• 28:18
  Speaker 2: I'm just looked. He got a lot look at his forehead.
• 28:20
  Speaker 8: I'm just telling you, Okay, keep back up.
• 28:27
  Speaker 2: I'll take back up. Let her show you something.
• 28:31
  Speaker 8: All right, straight forward and Ale, we can't see the
• 28:37
  Speaker 8: front of your hairline.
• 28:39
  Speaker 1: It's happening. Thank you, l you're listening.
• 28:45
  Speaker 11: Morning show, all right, Steve Jay and uh, you guys
• 28:52
  Speaker 11: are here to tell us things that vegans will be
• 28:54
  Speaker 11: saying that the fourth of July is coming up.
• 28:57
  Speaker 8: So and this is gonna be interesting because three of
• 28:59
  Speaker 8: my just vegan.
• 29:01
  Speaker 1: Oh okay, so you'll probably hear a lot of this
• 29:03
  Speaker 1: stuff then.
• 29:04
  Speaker 3: Huh do y'all remember when there was never a vegan.
• 29:08
  Speaker 2: I never knew one.
• 29:10
  Speaker 3: Yeah, new one.
• 29:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah, vegetarians, but straight vegan. None of the vegetarians.
• 29:19
  Speaker 3: Everybody ate me.
• 29:23
  Speaker 16: These are things vegans and vegetarians will be saying at
• 29:27
  Speaker 16: the fourth of July. Steve Steve, Steve was coming about it.
• 29:32
  Speaker 16: If you knew what the che was eating, you would't
• 29:35
  Speaker 16: eat chicken.
• 29:37
  Speaker 8: Well, I don't know what the damn chickens is and
• 29:42
  Speaker 8: so I'm just gonna just doing this chicken. No, I
• 29:45
  Speaker 8: don't know what they eat, but I know what. I'm
• 29:48
  Speaker 8: gonna beat the chicken.
• 29:53
  Speaker 7: Another one.
• 29:54
  Speaker 3: So so you're gonna eat meat in front of me?
• 29:57
  Speaker 8: Huh, girl, I eat meat in front of you, behind you,
• 30:01
  Speaker 8: under you, on top of you. I'm talking to my kids.
• 30:04
  Speaker 8: I was eating meat when I was paying on them.
• 30:06
  Speaker 8: Damn college tuitions. Your ass ain't gotta.
• 30:09
  Speaker 2: Pay loans on.
• 30:13
  Speaker 3: This one. Is that meat?
• 30:15
  Speaker 7: I smell it?
• 30:17
  Speaker 2: Damn show is it ain't going?
• 30:20
  Speaker 8: I can tell you that don't have a smell. You
• 30:28
  Speaker 8: have a grilled to tomato. There is no small You
• 30:31
  Speaker 8: know why because it don't be long on the damn grill.
• 30:38
  Speaker 7: Man.
• 30:39
  Speaker 3: You know how long meat stay in your system? A
• 30:41
  Speaker 3: long time, and that's why I want it.
• 30:50
  Speaker 2: That's what I put it in.
• 30:51
  Speaker 16: There's another one. If that's gotten meat in it, then
• 30:57
  Speaker 16: I can eat.
• 30:57
  Speaker 2: It for what you're gonna eat. Because everything got me
• 31:03
  Speaker 2: in it. Greens got meat in it.
• 31:07
  Speaker 8: I got meat in the damn mac and cheese, this
• 31:10
  Speaker 8: year's meat next to all that damn bread. We got
• 31:16
  Speaker 8: got grill, meaning the meat. Me and I got the
• 31:21
  Speaker 8: house standing over there in the middle of that grass case.
• 31:24
  Speaker 2: I run out of the.
• 31:29
  Speaker 17: Stupid ready, I know, I know you heard.
• 31:34
  Speaker 3: This is Steve who gave the baby meat. Oh yeah, yeah, I.
• 31:39
  Speaker 8: Gave the baby meat. Who you think gave the baby meat?
• 31:44
  Speaker 8: Look how happy the baby look going over there and
• 31:49
  Speaker 8: taking meat from the baby. Watch the baby start crying.
• 31:52
  Speaker 8: He gave my grandson a slim jill. My daughter had
• 31:55
  Speaker 8: a heart attack she took start crying, came.
• 32:00
  Speaker 2: Back in that office. I gave him another one.
• 32:04
  Speaker 3: I told you I was a vegan, but you got
• 32:08
  Speaker 3: meat over here?
• 32:09
  Speaker 4: Sisly siously?
• 32:12
  Speaker 8: Yeah yeah, and it is the fourth of July in it. Seriously,
• 32:18
  Speaker 8: let me ask you a question. Any of your vegan
• 32:20
  Speaker 8: friends barbecuing because it ain't nothing to barbecue? Why ain't
• 32:28
  Speaker 8: you over there?
• 32:28
  Speaker 9: Damn?
• 32:29
  Speaker 2: Why over here? Because you're trying to smell meat?
• 32:41
  Speaker 17: Vegans are sad there, I said, yeah, very sad.
• 32:47
  Speaker 3: I got another one. Can we tell these vegan hot dogs.
• 32:51
  Speaker 2: Not on this grill?
• 32:52
  Speaker 7: You can't them on the grill?
• 32:56
  Speaker 2: We put meat on this grill.
• 32:58
  Speaker 4: I know.
• 32:58
  Speaker 8: I bought the kids and easy break and two years
• 33:01
  Speaker 8: ago for Christmas. Somebody go in the basement and get
• 33:03
  Speaker 8: that and there ain't hot dogs.
• 33:08
  Speaker 16: No, damn boy, like this the one you ever seen
• 33:12
  Speaker 16: that video? What the health?
• 33:15
  Speaker 1: Oh?
• 33:15
  Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, I saw it, Yes, I saw it. I
• 33:22
  Speaker 8: was chickens and cows in that video on this green.
• 33:30
  Speaker 3: I was watching it eating meat. Yeah, I saw it.
• 33:38
  Speaker 3: Exactly what's gonna happen, That's exactly what it.
• 33:41
  Speaker 11: Yeah, the one that always killed me though, But they
• 33:44
  Speaker 11: wanted the greens.
• 33:45
  Speaker 1: But oh, you put me in there with the green.
• 33:47
  Speaker 11: Oh no, I can't eat those greens.
• 33:51
  Speaker 1: Eat around them?
• 33:53
  Speaker 11: Who wants they don't want to meet anywhere near their food?
• 33:59
  Speaker 4: Did?
• 33:59
  Speaker 11: I just asked a vegan, just one simple questions.
• 34:01
  Speaker 2: What don't you miss?
• 34:02
  Speaker 7: Fool?
• 34:06
  Speaker 2: Don't you miss being?
• 34:08
  Speaker 7: You miss that?
• 34:11
  Speaker 11: I mean, I'm not mad at their lifestyles, you know,
• 34:14
  Speaker 11: messed with yeah, don't talk, don't don't yeah, don't yeah,
• 34:18
  Speaker 11: and not going.
• 34:19
  Speaker 16: Where the cooking me? That that's how you gooking me.
• 34:23
  Speaker 1: Bring a lunch box.
• 34:25
  Speaker 10: Just bring your meal in the container and sit over
• 34:27
  Speaker 10: in the con You're gonna be just gruntled, but you're here.
• 34:33
  Speaker 1: So how much meat are you guys planning to eat?
• 34:35
  Speaker 11: This?
• 34:36
  Speaker 10: Fourth man and lablab bringing my own forking knife?
• 34:43
  Speaker 2: You gotta worry about me.
• 34:45
  Speaker 3: I stopped again. But I missed chicken so much, I
• 34:48
  Speaker 3: really do.
• 34:50
  Speaker 1: You're currently a vegan stopped this chicken?
• 34:53
  Speaker 16: Let's see it because the chicken is everywhere?
• 34:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it is and and everything.
• 35:01
  Speaker 2: You're right, you don't want no pope eyes, Jake, I do.
• 35:05
  Speaker 7: That's what I'm saying.
• 35:06
  Speaker 2: I'm I don't understand a fat vegetarian.
• 35:13
  Speaker 16: That's kind of oh, I know one.
• 35:21
  Speaker 15: I'm not talking about you, j Well, I'm talking about
• 35:23
  Speaker 15: I just don't know, fat vegetarian.
• 35:25
  Speaker 11: All right, listen, we gotta get out of here.
• 35:27
  Speaker 1: You're listening morning show. All right, guys, it is time
• 35:32
  Speaker 1: now for a rounded. Would you rather?
• 35:33
  Speaker 11: Would you rather have a crab boil or would you
• 35:38
  Speaker 11: rather throw some meat on the grill?
• 35:39
  Speaker 1: Which one crab boil?
• 35:41
  Speaker 2: Or about? Either way?
• 35:42
  Speaker 1: On my side, it works for me outside.
• 35:48
  Speaker 2: I'm throwing the meat on the grill.
• 35:49
  Speaker 8: I don't give a damn about that stuff in that band.
• 35:54
  Speaker 2: All that community dumping stuff out.
• 35:59
  Speaker 8: I'm looking over there and then all of a sudden
• 36:01
  Speaker 8: you stab, you'll fork in and now hey, no.
• 36:06
  Speaker 2: All right? Would just all right, but I'm not really
• 36:09
  Speaker 2: excited about it, all right?
• 36:11
  Speaker 11: Would you rather wear all white for a month or
• 36:13
  Speaker 11: wear all black for a month?
• 36:15
  Speaker 1: Which one? All white or all black?
• 36:18
  Speaker 2: In the summer gold give me that white?
• 36:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah, me too?
• 36:21
  Speaker 11: In the summer.
• 36:25
  Speaker 1: White?
• 36:26
  Speaker 15: That white I got to eat for I put it on.
• 36:28
  Speaker 15: I got through a lot before I put that on.
• 36:31
  Speaker 11: Would you rather read your partner's mind during sex or
• 36:35
  Speaker 11: would you rather read your partner's mind during an argument?
• 36:40
  Speaker 2: Now I'd rather have it doing aug I don't really
• 36:42
  Speaker 2: give a damn what you're thinking.
• 36:44
  Speaker 3: It is not for you to.
• 36:48
  Speaker 2: I don't really care. I don't really care what.
• 36:49
  Speaker 11: You think selfish with the stea, I ain't selfish.
• 36:57
  Speaker 15: I just you know, I don't really care what you're thinking.
• 37:00
  Speaker 15: I want to read it doing six, Yes, I do.
• 37:02
  Speaker 15: I want to know what you're thinking. I want to
• 37:03
  Speaker 15: make sure you ain't thinking about nobody else.
• 37:04
  Speaker 11: That's what I And what if what if.
• 37:09
  Speaker 15: She's like, then we're gonna then we're gonna be arguing
• 37:12
  Speaker 15: now now we're.
• 37:13
  Speaker 1: Not bringing it. No, he's not bringing it.
• 37:16
  Speaker 18: Right, it's ain't high Larry, all right?
• 37:22
  Speaker 11: Would you rather spend a week in a submarine or
• 37:24
  Speaker 11: a week on the moon.
• 37:27
  Speaker 2: I've always wanted to do the submarine?
• 37:31
  Speaker 7: Really?
• 37:34
  Speaker 2: Hell no, no, but a week I can't. I don't
• 37:38
  Speaker 2: know if I can go down there for a week. Now,
• 37:39
  Speaker 2: I just a week underwater? Okay, nothing go away, nothing.
• 37:45
  Speaker 15: Way, but you will take your so you can take
• 37:50
  Speaker 15: your hand to the moon then that I'm not going
• 37:52
  Speaker 15: to no moon.
• 37:53
  Speaker 2: Okay, I'm not going to no mood.
• 37:59
  Speaker 1: Which one? Would you rather?
• 38:01
  Speaker 2: Submarine?
• 38:03
  Speaker 15: Me?
• 38:08
  Speaker 2: No, we're going on the water, poor week, buddy.
• 38:13
  Speaker 4: Wow?
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  Speaker 11: Okay, all right, last one guys, last One, Hoodie Awards,
• 38:20
  Speaker 11: Best or Essence, the all day, every Day just the
• 38:28
  Speaker 11: HOODIEO war we've been to, we've done both. Classic moment,
• 38:38
  Speaker 11: You're so fake with it? Man, I hosted that thing
• 38:43
  Speaker 11: for seven years. That that's stif All right, that's today's
• 38:49
  Speaker 11: ROUNDU would you rather you're listening?
• 38:53
  Speaker 1: Hardy Morning show?
• 38:55
  Speaker 11: Time for comedy Roulette, now fastly becoming one of our
• 38:59
  Speaker 11: favorite games.
• 39:00
  Speaker 1: Quickly set it up? What it is?
• 39:02
  Speaker 16: Every week our comedy ability is tested on the ship. Yeah, hey,
• 39:07
  Speaker 16: what you do? Give us five subjects? Put them on
• 39:10
  Speaker 16: the wheel, spin the wheel, wed we can do it.
• 39:14
  Speaker 1: Are here the subjects? Yeah? Number one, I don't like
• 39:21
  Speaker 1: your friends.
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  Speaker 3: All right, Okay, that's yeah, okay.
• 39:25
  Speaker 1: Number two she can't cook worth a darn. I'm just
• 39:28
  Speaker 1: gonna say you say she can't cook with and that.
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  Speaker 11: I appreciate that one, and I hope it doesn't land
• 39:36
  Speaker 11: on there.
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  Speaker 17: Number three people who don't have a car, but talk
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  Speaker 17: trash about.
• 39:40
  Speaker 3: Your at all? Yeah, I have one, all right.
• 39:44
  Speaker 1: Four, I'm sorry, wrestling is fake. Five she thinks she cute?
• 39:57
  Speaker 3: Come on, come on, come on.
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  Speaker 2: You think she's cute. She thinks she's cute, Come on,
• 40:02
  Speaker 2: and that number two.
• 40:03
  Speaker 1: That's all I mean?
• 40:08
  Speaker 3: All right, what you got? What you got?
• 40:14
  Speaker 11: People who don't have a car but talk trash about.
• 40:17
  Speaker 3: Yours around here.
• 40:19
  Speaker 16: Not only do they not have a car, they talk
• 40:22
  Speaker 16: trash about you and you the one with the car,
• 40:25
  Speaker 16: stuff like why you late, why you late picking me up?
• 40:30
  Speaker 16: I've been out here twenty minutes already waiting on you. Yeah,
• 40:33
  Speaker 16: they get in your car, they hear sounds that normally
• 40:36
  Speaker 16: they wouldn't hear on the bus.
• 40:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, But.
• 40:39
  Speaker 3: All of a sudden, do you hear that ticking? Do
• 40:42
  Speaker 3: you hear that clicking.
• 40:45
  Speaker 2: Sound like you need new tires? That what I'm talking about.
• 40:49
  Speaker 3: Don't even have a.
• 40:49
  Speaker 2: Car, don't even have a coat?
• 40:50
  Speaker 3: You got what I say?
• 40:51
  Speaker 2: We get on my nerveal.
• 40:52
  Speaker 10: People that don't have a car when they get in
• 40:54
  Speaker 10: your car, sat just as far to see go back,
• 40:57
  Speaker 10: not even set it down before.
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  Speaker 7: You begin.
• 41:02
  Speaker 10: You gotta any leg You talk about this far back,
• 41:06
  Speaker 10: as far back as most cars have a limit.
• 41:09
  Speaker 1: Don't see if you know that walking?
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  Speaker 15: How come when you asked me to pick you up
• 41:17
  Speaker 15: from the bus stop and ain't get in my car? Nigga,
• 41:20
  Speaker 15: you ain't this just this is just a foe centing
• 41:22
  Speaker 15: that this all is here. You worried about the cylinders,
• 41:26
  Speaker 15: You get your hands back on the bar.
• 41:33
  Speaker 2: Get in my car. All these didn't happen to me.
• 41:37
  Speaker 8: While your radio don't work, breaking up pain.
• 41:45
  Speaker 2: You've been in all my money on gas?
• 41:51
  Speaker 16: Yeah, they make him statements like you know you passed
• 41:53
  Speaker 16: the gas stations. But they don't ever say I'm chipping
• 41:56
  Speaker 16: in on gas. Never any place close they need to go.
• 42:01
  Speaker 16: Never just way cross down and they offer you could
• 42:06
  Speaker 16: you run me across down for two dollars gas?
• 42:11
  Speaker 4: There?
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  Speaker 10: No, you know what you know my third man by people,
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  Speaker 10: no call Jay Fiershly you get on my nerves with people.
• 42:18
  Speaker 2: Who don't have a car, told about why your car ain't.
• 42:20
  Speaker 10: Wash, why it's dirty. They taking their fingers straight outside.
• 42:25
  Speaker 10: It'll be about three weeks since you watched this, all right,
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  Speaker 10: you know what? At least I got a vehicle to
• 42:29
  Speaker 10: pull in there.
• 42:30
  Speaker 12: You know that why you why are you walking?
• 42:32
  Speaker 2: That's the bad question?
• 42:34
  Speaker 7: Would you?
• 42:35
  Speaker 2: Why would you get in my car?
• 42:36
  Speaker 15: They're gonna tell me, I can't believe you spent this
• 42:38
  Speaker 15: much money on this car?
• 42:42
  Speaker 7: You nerves?
• 42:42
  Speaker 2: Why would you do that?
• 42:43
  Speaker 10: Would but I would you?
• 42:50
  Speaker 2: How would you buy goes. I said, it's the Holy
• 42:52
  Speaker 2: go God. Man.
• 42:56
  Speaker 8: Tell that this was really happening to me. What I
• 42:59
  Speaker 8: had a cab man that smoke real bad. I pull
• 43:03
  Speaker 8: up at a bus stop. The two dudes at the
• 43:06
  Speaker 8: bus stop, they say, hey, man, you're cooking real.
• 43:22
  Speaker 7: But all right, once.
• 43:25
  Speaker 1: Again, great job guys.
• 43:26
  Speaker 11: As always, you never let us down with comedy roulette.
• 43:29
  Speaker 1: And we'll be back with the Nephew's prank phone call
• 43:31
  Speaker 1: right after this. You're listening Hardy Morning.
• 43:35
  Speaker 11: Show coming up at the top of the hour, right
• 43:38
  Speaker 11: about four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today.
• 43:41
  Speaker 11: The subject the hood, the bad, and the bougie. All right,
• 43:45
  Speaker 11: we'll get into that in just a little bit, but
• 43:48
  Speaker 11: right now it is time for the nephew and the
• 43:50
  Speaker 11: prank phone call.
• 43:52
  Speaker 15: What you got, ne f, We're gonna steal a car
• 43:56
  Speaker 15: this morning, Sheridy, that's what we We're gonna steal a car.
• 44:01
  Speaker 2: Everybody takes.
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  Speaker 3: Said we're gonna stole a.
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  Speaker 1: Car this morning talk.
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  Speaker 11: We're gonna break the law on the now what we
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  Speaker 11: do ll.
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  Speaker 2: A nil stolen no car.
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  Speaker 11: Yeah, my goodness, we know who has.
• 44:27
  Speaker 15: I feel this leader, This right here is stolen car
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  Speaker 15: stolen car cat dog if you would.
• 44:36
  Speaker 2: Hello, Hello, I'm.
• 44:37
  Speaker 15: Trying to reach a Trevor police Okay, yeah, that's me.
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  Speaker 9: Sir.
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  Speaker 15: You purchased a Navy blue from a used car lot
• 44:48
  Speaker 15: dealership called a car Lot. I don't know, maybe six
• 44:52
  Speaker 15: or seven months ago, am I right?
• 44:54
  Speaker 4: Right? It was six months ago?
• 44:56
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 44:57
  Speaker 15: Now you've been paying notes on this car for the
• 45:00
  Speaker 15: last six months, and you know, I hate to be
• 45:04
  Speaker 15: a burden of bad news. Actually, my name is uh,
• 45:07
  Speaker 15: Detective Justin, and I'm giving you a call to let
• 45:10
  Speaker 15: you know that the actual vehicle, this two thousand and
• 45:13
  Speaker 15: one Navy bluesh that you purchased, is actually a stolen vehicle.
• 45:20
  Speaker 15: And we've actually been looking for this car for the
• 45:22
  Speaker 15: last I've been pretty much close to a year now,
• 45:25
  Speaker 15: maybe a little over a year. We've been looking for
• 45:27
  Speaker 15: this I work in the Auto theft division and uh
• 45:31
  Speaker 15: hold one, Detective Justin, sir, and I'm in the auto
• 45:37
  Speaker 15: theft division here at the police department.
• 45:45
  Speaker 14: I think you got the wrong I think you got
• 45:47
  Speaker 14: the wrong guy name because.
• 45:51
  Speaker 15: It no, sir, it's it's it's And I've done the
• 45:54
  Speaker 15: trace on on and I know this is probably a
• 45:57
  Speaker 15: shock to you but we're we're right on point with
• 45:59
  Speaker 15: the thing. You's got a two thousand and one navy
• 46:01
  Speaker 15: blue You did buy it. You did buy it at
• 46:03
  Speaker 15: the car lot dealership, and that uh, and it's the
• 46:07
  Speaker 15: exact one, and the license plate shirt they do match up.
• 46:11
  Speaker 15: And I know this is a bit of a shock
• 46:13
  Speaker 15: to you, but your car is actually a stolen car.
• 46:17
  Speaker 15: So the dealership, sir, actually sold you a stolen car.
• 46:22
  Speaker 15: And I know you did not know that. I know
• 46:24
  Speaker 15: that it was not any information that you already knew.
• 46:27
  Speaker 15: And I know you thought that you were just purchasing
• 46:29
  Speaker 15: a legitimate car. But you have a stolen car, mister Trevor.
• 46:34
  Speaker 14: And no, no, I think you got the wrong first,
• 46:38
  Speaker 14: because this car is not stolen. For real, this is
• 46:41
  Speaker 14: not stolen, sir.
• 46:42
  Speaker 15: I can go all day with you and try to
• 46:44
  Speaker 15: make you understand what's going on here, and I know
• 46:47
  Speaker 15: it's probably some some blurry information that's not clear to you,
• 46:51
  Speaker 15: but at the end of the day, your car is stolen.
• 46:53
  Speaker 15: I am gonna have to either get someone to come
• 46:56
  Speaker 15: out and impound it or you.
• 46:59
  Speaker 14: No, no, I think y'all might need to go back
• 47:01
  Speaker 14: over y'all records then, because I think y'all on the real.
• 47:05
  Speaker 14: I think y'all got the wrong person.
• 47:06
  Speaker 15: Just sir, I'm gonna tell you once and I'm gonna
• 47:10
  Speaker 15: tell you again. You have a car that's stolen that
• 47:13
  Speaker 15: I have to have in my possession by the end
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  Speaker 15: of the day.
• 47:16
  Speaker 14: Now I can't get the end of the day. For real, man,
• 47:19
  Speaker 14: you got, sir, you.
• 47:21
  Speaker 15: Have a stolen car and you're gonna need to bring
• 47:23
  Speaker 15: that car into the police station so we can get
• 47:26
  Speaker 15: this thing rectified.
• 47:27
  Speaker 14: I'm for real, man, hold on, let me talk about this.
• 47:31
  Speaker 6: Man.
• 47:32
  Speaker 14: I don't know about all that she's telling me.
• 47:33
  Speaker 15: For real, sir, I understand what you're saying, but do
• 47:36
  Speaker 15: you realize you're talking to a police officer here. I
• 47:39
  Speaker 15: am detective. I am detective justin.
• 47:42
  Speaker 3: I am over who you are.
• 47:44
  Speaker 4: Man.
• 47:44
  Speaker 2: I'm hold them is no longer, sir.
• 47:50
  Speaker 15: We've had to actually shut them down for the time
• 47:52
  Speaker 15: being until we get quite a few cars rectified that
• 47:55
  Speaker 15: I've got more than just your vehicle, sir, that's been
• 47:58
  Speaker 15: that that has auto there tied to it.
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  Speaker 2: No, man, hold on, there's two things. Either you're gonna
• 48:06
  Speaker 2: bring it to me or I'm gonna come get it.
• 48:07
  Speaker 4: Now.
• 48:08
  Speaker 2: Which one do you want?
• 48:08
  Speaker 4: To do.
• 48:09
  Speaker 14: You ain't coming to get for real, sir.
• 48:11
  Speaker 15: I don't want to have this to have to get
• 48:13
  Speaker 15: go to a level of where it doesn't need to be.
• 48:16
  Speaker 15: But I need to get that car in my possession.
• 48:18
  Speaker 14: Okay, look, look, look, listen while I'm telling you.
• 48:21
  Speaker 13: Okay, you listening.
• 48:22
  Speaker 2: I'm listening, sir.
• 48:23
  Speaker 13: Okay, Look, unless somebody's gonna tay me my three hundred
• 48:27
  Speaker 13: seventy sevens and fifty two cents I've been paying for
• 48:30
  Speaker 13: the last six months, unless you're gonna pay me that,
• 48:34
  Speaker 13: give me back my trade in said, get this, man,
• 48:37
  Speaker 13: I ain't out here.
• 48:38
  Speaker 14: What you're talking about for real? No, it is you
• 48:41
  Speaker 14: coming at me with man.
• 48:42
  Speaker 13: I worked too hard.
• 48:43
  Speaker 14: To be keeping up these notes right here, man.
• 48:45
  Speaker 13: And I got that am I read to take care
• 48:47
  Speaker 13: of and you come to talk about you tuldn't take
• 48:49
  Speaker 13: my car because something that happened before I bought it
• 48:53
  Speaker 13: and what I don't even know.
• 48:55
  Speaker 4: This is true?
• 48:55
  Speaker 14: Like I said, I thank you missing.
• 48:57
  Speaker 13: I think you've got me missed over with somebody else.
• 48:59
  Speaker 14: What y'all just not coming in me talking this. I
• 49:02
  Speaker 14: ain't heard nothing about this before.
• 49:04
  Speaker 15: Sure, it's taking us a while to actually track down
• 49:06
  Speaker 15: the car and actually find out exactly where it was.
• 49:08
  Speaker 15: I've tracked this car for the last eight nine months,
• 49:12
  Speaker 15: and I finally found that you are the one that's
• 49:14
  Speaker 15: actually has it in your possession.
• 49:16
  Speaker 2: It happens all the time.
• 49:17
  Speaker 15: It's an unlikely situation, but I got to get you
• 49:20
  Speaker 15: to bring it in and I.
• 49:21
  Speaker 14: Ain't bring you know what I mean, I ain't bring it.
• 49:24
  Speaker 13: I got coming to get from me. Somebody give me
• 49:28
  Speaker 13: my three hundred seventy dollars.
• 49:30
  Speaker 14: Fifty two cents. I've been saying for the last six month.
• 49:33
  Speaker 4: Trusting my back.
• 49:35
  Speaker 2: Sure, I'm sure you're probably long gone by now.
• 49:37
  Speaker 4: It's probably that's what I'm stumping.
• 49:40
  Speaker 14: Okay, then then y'all at least just come with the money.
• 49:43
  Speaker 14: Come with the money. I just don't get an rosterswhere else, sir.
• 49:46
  Speaker 2: I'm not I can't sit here and negotiate with you.
• 49:48
  Speaker 15: I'm just a detective that's on this actual case, and
• 49:51
  Speaker 15: I know it's a trying situation, but I am going
• 49:54
  Speaker 15: to have to send some officers out there that that
• 49:58
  Speaker 15: do this.
• 49:58
  Speaker 2: Type of thing. They pick up these cars bring them into.
• 50:00
  Speaker 14: The I wish you would send somebody out here to
• 50:03
  Speaker 14: come get my car. But if you came and go
• 50:05
  Speaker 14: okay with me? You need to find somebody. Can no, you.
• 50:09
  Speaker 4: Know you bring somebody out here if you want to.
• 50:13
  Speaker 13: Don't bring somebody. I got something I didn't like it
• 50:16
  Speaker 13: to man, I'm working the bread ship come up and
• 50:19
  Speaker 13: in all the time they gotta stay and they took. Man,
• 50:22
  Speaker 13: I'm working to art and try to get this car.
• 50:24
  Speaker 6: Man, So bring out here if you want.
• 50:26
  Speaker 4: To for real.
• 50:28
  Speaker 2: Sure, Hush, sir, sir, come, I gotta get you calm down.
• 50:32
  Speaker 4: I mean you get at you call me.
• 50:34
  Speaker 13: You told me about my car stoning, and y'all talking
• 50:36
  Speaker 13: about something to.
• 50:36
  Speaker 4: Get it from me.
• 50:39
  Speaker 15: I know this is a surprise, and I understand that.
• 50:42
  Speaker 15: And you got a great You got an honest living,
• 50:43
  Speaker 15: an honest job, and understand that. But some people have
• 50:45
  Speaker 15: done some dishonest things. And that's what's happened here.
• 50:48
  Speaker 13: Somebody got my problem right there. That ain't my problem.
• 50:53
  Speaker 14: They was a deal with my answer.
• 50:55
  Speaker 13: When I first got it, so right for a problem.
• 50:57
  Speaker 14: Now I'm not understand that. All I'm saying is is
• 51:00
  Speaker 14: come with my car. I'm gonna y'all. Look, that's all
• 51:03
  Speaker 14: I'm saying.
• 51:04
  Speaker 2: You know what.
• 51:05
  Speaker 15: I don't want to go any further. Can I say
• 51:06
  Speaker 15: one more thing than you can I do that?
• 51:08
  Speaker 4: What?
• 51:09
  Speaker 15: This is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 51:13
  Speaker 2: You just got pranked my your cousin Eric.
• 51:18
  Speaker 15: This is nephew tire Me from the Steve Harvey Morning Shown.
• 51:24
  Speaker 2: You got pranked by your cousin Man, trouble you all right?
• 51:29
  Speaker 14: Hold on, hey, I got even nameless cigarette running.
• 51:34
  Speaker 15: All right, man, let me ask you something. You gotta
• 51:36
  Speaker 15: tell me, baby, what's the baddest radio.
• 51:38
  Speaker 2: Show in the land.
• 51:41
  Speaker 14: It's that Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 51:45
  Speaker 15: Let's get some prank and praise up in here this morning.
• 51:47
  Speaker 15: Come on, come on, some prank and praise up in
• 51:51
  Speaker 15: here this mornth you're gonna bring this car back to yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 51:55
  Speaker 15: You bought it to use card line and it was slowly.
• 51:57
  Speaker 15: We need you to bring it on back in see
• 51:59
  Speaker 15: y'all don't see y'all ain't got so high in maney
• 52:01
  Speaker 15: y'all don't even know where to used Carlshad No more so.
• 52:03
  Speaker 2: Y'all don't even know where it is. Y'all, y'all ain't
• 52:05
  Speaker 2: been there.
• 52:06
  Speaker 7: Why it all past one?
• 52:11
  Speaker 1: Yes, and the word is pre owned.
• 52:14
  Speaker 2: Oh that's all that's the news for yall.
• 52:15
  Speaker 7: The new word.
• 52:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 52:18
  Speaker 2: Get ready here to Philadelphia, y'all.
• 52:20
  Speaker 15: The Nephew is getting ready to go in, getting ready
• 52:22
  Speaker 15: to record, ready to love. That is jumping off. But
• 52:26
  Speaker 15: while I am there, I will be performing in Philadelphia
• 52:29
  Speaker 15: as well at Helium Comedy Club twenty six, twenty seventh,
• 52:32
  Speaker 15: and twenty eighth of July twenty six, twenty seven, twenty
• 52:35
  Speaker 15: eighth July. Tickets on Zia. Right now, the Nephew coming
• 52:38
  Speaker 15: to the City of Brotherly Love.
• 52:40
  Speaker 11: All right, nephew, thank you, coming up next, Thank you,
• 52:43
  Speaker 11: coming up next.
• 52:44
  Speaker 1: Strawberry Letter subject the Hood, the Bad, and the Boushie.
• 52:47
  Speaker 1: We'll get into it right after this.
• 52:49
  Speaker 11: You're listening Hardy Morning Show. It is time now for
• 52:53
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• 52:58
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• 53:06
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• 53:08
  Speaker 11: to read this one right now, right now.
• 53:10
  Speaker 1: Now. That's for you, Jay, You never know, it could
• 53:13
  Speaker 1: be yours.
• 53:13
  Speaker 2: You never know, you never know. Buckle up and hold
• 53:17
  Speaker 2: on tight. We got it. For you.
• 53:18
  Speaker 4: Here.
• 53:18
  Speaker 2: It is the Strawberry.
• 53:19
  Speaker 11: Letter, subject the Hood, the Bad, and the Bougie. Dear
• 53:23
  Speaker 11: Stephen Shirley. I met a very beautiful woman that is
• 53:27
  Speaker 11: hood and bougie. She's a bad dresser, she has a
• 53:30
  Speaker 11: bad figure, she's got a bad ride, and she's got
• 53:33
  Speaker 11: a mean walk.
• 53:35
  Speaker 1: I mean bad as in good, Steve, real good.
• 53:38
  Speaker 11: We met a lounge and she stood out from her
• 53:41
  Speaker 11: group of girlfriends. She was poised and graceful, and I
• 53:44
  Speaker 11: watched her sib wine while her friends were all loudly
• 53:48
  Speaker 11: chanting and taking shots. She walked past me to get
• 53:52
  Speaker 11: to the bar, and I followed her so I could
• 53:54
  Speaker 11: buy her a drink. Hell, I bought her a whole bottle.
• 53:59
  Speaker 11: We sat at the bar and talked the minute, and
• 54:01
  Speaker 11: she gave me a business card so I could come
• 54:03
  Speaker 11: by her nail salon and get a manicure. I walked
• 54:06
  Speaker 11: her to her car and she kissed me on the cheek.
• 54:09
  Speaker 11: I was in heaven, and as soon as the nail
• 54:12
  Speaker 11: salon opened, I called to make an appointment. I knew
• 54:16
  Speaker 11: the salon wasn't in the best part of town, but
• 54:19
  Speaker 11: I still wanted to see my girl again. When I
• 54:22
  Speaker 11: walked in The receptionist looked at me like I was lost.
• 54:25
  Speaker 11: She rolled her eyes and she pointed to my girl.
• 54:28
  Speaker 11: My girl looked totally different from the night before. Her
• 54:31
  Speaker 11: hair was in corn rows, and she had on a
• 54:33
  Speaker 11: bodysuit and some air Jordan's. She was loud and cursed
• 54:37
  Speaker 11: a lot as she did my nails. She referred to
• 54:40
  Speaker 11: me as her in word when other ladies commented on
• 54:43
  Speaker 11: me being in the salon. She was so hood in
• 54:46
  Speaker 11: the hood, and it was amazing to see this side
• 54:49
  Speaker 11: of her. We've been hanging out a lot, and she
• 54:51
  Speaker 11: prefers to eat soul food and wings most of the time,
• 54:55
  Speaker 11: so I had to adjust to that and take an
• 54:57
  Speaker 11: ascids at NAIs. At this point, I will do whatever
• 55:01
  Speaker 11: this girl wants to do because the sex is off
• 55:04
  Speaker 11: the chain and I have a lot of fun with her,
• 55:06
  Speaker 11: even though I have to keep my pistol on me
• 55:08
  Speaker 11: when I'm in her neighborhood.
• 55:09
  Speaker 1: Am I crazy to be falling for this woman?
• 55:12
  Speaker 2: Nope?
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  Speaker 1: Not at all.
• 55:13
  Speaker 11: I mean, why would you even say that. One thing
• 55:17
  Speaker 11: for sure is that the heart wants what the heart wants.
• 55:20
  Speaker 11: It doesn't matter if this girl is hood, if she's
• 55:22
  Speaker 11: rocking corn rows, calling you her inWORD and cursing a
• 55:25
  Speaker 11: lot while she's doing your nails.
• 55:27
  Speaker 1: You really like her and you want to be with her.
• 55:29
  Speaker 1: It's all in the letter.
• 55:30
  Speaker 11: I mean, just know that this is who she is
• 55:33
  Speaker 11: and what she does, and don't try to change her.
• 55:36
  Speaker 1: All right, This is who she is and that's okay.
• 55:39
  Speaker 11: You need to decide and think about what your future
• 55:41
  Speaker 11: is going to look like with her, and you got
• 55:43
  Speaker 11: to ask yourself some questions. Can you take her to
• 55:45
  Speaker 11: meet your family? Can you go to your work Christmas
• 55:49
  Speaker 11: party when they start having Christmas parties again? Can you
• 55:51
  Speaker 11: take her to church with you? Will you be embarrassed
• 55:54
  Speaker 11: to take her around your friends? And most importantly, can
• 55:57
  Speaker 11: your stomach take much more of the soul food and
• 55:59
  Speaker 11: the wing?
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  Speaker 7: Okay?
• 56:01
  Speaker 11: If the answer to all of these questions is yesin
• 56:03
  Speaker 11: I say go get your girl.
• 56:06
  Speaker 4: You know.
• 56:06
  Speaker 11: But because she's already calling you her n word, and
• 56:09
  Speaker 11: you called her your girl in the letter, so I
• 56:12
  Speaker 11: think you know you guys are a match. There is
• 56:14
  Speaker 11: a saying that opposites the tract a track. This sounds
• 56:17
  Speaker 11: like one of those cases to me, but it sounds
• 56:19
  Speaker 11: okay right now, Steve.
• 56:23
  Speaker 8: Well, my man, the subject is the Hood, the Bad
• 56:29
  Speaker 8: and the Bushy. But if you wrote this letter about
• 56:34
  Speaker 8: this girl, this letter also tells me a lot about you.
• 56:41
  Speaker 8: You got some concerns about the girl. Understandable, I got
• 56:47
  Speaker 8: some concerns about you. So there's going to be a
• 56:52
  Speaker 8: teaching and learning moment for all of us. So when
• 56:55
  Speaker 8: your letter first came out, The Hood, the Bad, and
• 56:58
  Speaker 8: the Bugy, I thought it was about our more show.
• 57:01
  Speaker 8: I'll be quite honest with you, because the hood on
• 57:04
  Speaker 8: the show is here. Her name caller for real, the
• 57:12
  Speaker 8: bad on the show, it's Janthy Brown. Come on, come on,
• 57:18
  Speaker 8: cure space, Thomas Miles. I'm the sex and myself, and
• 57:25
  Speaker 8: the boogie on the show is a person who just
• 57:28
  Speaker 8: answered this letter as a boogie person.
• 57:33
  Speaker 2: The whole response is bogie. He's already calling you the
• 57:37
  Speaker 2: N word and what it didn't even.
• 57:40
  Speaker 8: Sound like, and you called her her your girl, So
• 57:44
  Speaker 8: you know see how buogy that was, because she the
• 57:47
  Speaker 8: bougie on this show. Buddy, wasn't about this show. It's
• 57:52
  Speaker 8: about this damn letter and brother, right now, I really
• 57:57
  Speaker 8: don't see the problem you got with the girl. I'm
• 58:00
  Speaker 8: gonna show you the problem that's within yourself. You saw
• 58:03
  Speaker 8: this girl bad dresser, bad figure, bad riding. You say, Steve,
• 58:10
  Speaker 8: I mean in a good way. I knew exactly what
• 58:12
  Speaker 8: you went home. I've been there. We met in a lounge.
• 58:14
  Speaker 8: She stood out from a group of girlfriend poise graceful.
• 58:18
  Speaker 8: Watched her sip wine while her friends all loudly chatting
• 58:22
  Speaker 8: and taking shots. She walked past me to get to
• 58:25
  Speaker 8: the bar. I followed this thing to buy her a drink. Hell,
• 58:29
  Speaker 8: I bought the whole bottle. We said at the bar,
• 58:32
  Speaker 8: talked a minute. She gave me a business card shop
• 58:35
  Speaker 8: I could come out in her nail salon get a manicure.
• 58:38
  Speaker 8: I walked her to the car. She kissed you on
• 58:40
  Speaker 8: the cheek. Boy, your ass was in heaven. Ain't nothing
• 58:43
  Speaker 8: wrong because she dressed up nice, she clean up nice.
• 58:49
  Speaker 8: She know how to act in public. She got two sides.
• 58:54
  Speaker 8: You saw the good side, But you took your ass
• 58:58
  Speaker 8: to the nail appointment next morning. You couldn't wait. And
• 59:02
  Speaker 8: when you walk through the door, you met somebody else.
• 59:07
  Speaker 8: You said it wasn't in the best part of town.
• 59:12
  Speaker 8: You gotta act like your environment. If you gonna get
• 59:17
  Speaker 8: with him, you gotta get with him. So now you're
• 59:22
  Speaker 8: the bad part of town. You can't be buysy over here.
• 59:26
  Speaker 8: We ain't at the lounge. We work now, and when
• 59:30
  Speaker 8: I come back, I'll show you what happened.
• 59:33
  Speaker 11: All right, We'll be back with part two of Steve's
• 59:36
  Speaker 11: response to today's Strawberry letter, The Hood, the Bad, and
• 59:39
  Speaker 11: the Bousheye, at twenty three minutes after the hour. Right
• 59:42
  Speaker 11: after this, you're listening hard morning show. All right, Come on, Steve,
• 59:47
  Speaker 11: let's recap today's Strawberry letter. The subject the Hood, the
• 59:51
  Speaker 11: Bad and the Boushie.
• 59:52
  Speaker 2: Oh, this man.
• 59:53
  Speaker 8: Met this very beautiful home and he says, hood and bougie.
• 59:58
  Speaker 8: I understand right off the top. She's a bad dresser,
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 8: bad figure, bad body, bad walk. You followed her to
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 8: the bar, end of the bar, you bought her drank
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 8: y'all talked, walked her to the car. She gave your
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 8: business car, kissed you on the cheek. You was in heaven, boys.
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 8: She was fining, sophisticated while the girls was loud and chatting.
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 8: She was sipping wine, meaning she know how to be
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 8: where she is. She know how to act a part,
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 8: played the role. She had you hook line and sinker.
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 8: It worked, didn't it? Then you showed up the next
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 8: day at the men nail salon. Did she own to
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 8: get your nails done? Everybody know who she was because
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 8: she told her you was coming. Now you came to
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 8: the shop. They rolling their eyes. She right there. She
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 8: looked totally different. Her hair was in corn roll. She
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 8: had on her body suit and some air Jordan's. That
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 8: nice house fit.
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 2: You got corn Rolls you buy you wear.
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 8: Bodysuit was a mad George's because you know what's sitting
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 8: down in the may Jordan's. You know that the ankles
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 8: just lowered down into these air Jordans, and you got
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 8: a bodysuit on with it. You know every thing that's
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 8: stuck down in them shoes is right and tight.
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 2: So she went it.
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 8: But she got a hand corn roll, probably had a
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 8: wig on last night, or weave or something like that,
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 8: because you didn't pay no attention to the corn roll.
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 8: So she didn't put on her best and went out
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 8: and dressed, and she got you right where she wanted.
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 8: She was loud and she cussed a lot, and she
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 8: did my nails because it was in the worst part
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 8: of town. You said, she referred to me as her
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 8: end word. When other ladies commented on me being in
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 8: the salon?
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 2: What he in fau?
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 4: Oh?
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 2: This is my in right here? Who you think is it?
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 4: Who?
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 2: You see?
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 7: Who he is?
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 2: You see who he went on?
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 1: It?
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 2: This mine? Yeah?
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 8: She was so hood in the hood, and it was
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 8: amazing to see this side of her. We been hanging
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 8: out a lot and she preferred to eat soul food
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 8: and wings most of the time, so I had to
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 8: adjust to that and take antassins at night.
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 2: Let's stop right here here the problem we got?
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 4: What man.
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 2: Don't like soul food and chicken wing? What kind of
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 2: man is you?
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 11: What?
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 4: Hell? Yeah?
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 8: Now you ain't here mad at her because she got
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 8: corn rolls of body shuiting, some jawings on and she
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 8: want to eat sol food and chicken wing.
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 2: You gotta take antasin Where the punk ass come from?
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 1: Every night?
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 8: Scho little hasts don't want to eat no soul food
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 8: and no chicken way.
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 2: Now you gotta take a hand.
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 8: Who has to take antasis for chicken ways?
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 2: What kind of man is this? You softened and medicated cotton.
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 8: You in here trying to date somebody that's real and
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 8: you can't even eat a chicken wing without vomiting choe?
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 2: Punk ass come from hell.
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 8: You been watching sports and ain't been able to eat
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 8: no damn chicken wings. You probably ain't even got no
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 8: black friends. Come here talking about something? Y'all got some
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 8: antasis for what? Because I fin to eat these wings?
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 2: What you can tell us too? Man?
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 8: You black, and you can't eat soul food because you
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 8: need antaskits what?
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 2: That's really what this letter about. It ain't about her
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 2: being too hood.
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 8: It's about your ass being soft as medicated cotting. So
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 8: now at this point, I would do whatever this girl
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 8: wants to do because the sex is off the chain,
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 8: and I got a lot of fun with her. And
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 8: even though I had to keep my pistol on me
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 8: when I'm in her neighborhood? Am I crazy for falling
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 8: for this woman? You know already failed? You whipped dog,
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 8: that little tight bodysuit with them conrods jammed down in them, George,
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 8: working with it got you sprung you in love?
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 2: Why would you leave her? Now?
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 8: Shirley with that budge answer talking about you know, will
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 8: you be able to take her to.
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 2: Your mama and teach cherishing around your friends?
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 8: Because she know how to dress up. She fooled you
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 8: the night before she know how to be whatever. She's
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 8: a chameleon. She knows how to put on and be
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 8: what she gotta be. But you ain't got no problem
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 8: whatever she is in that bedroom. Obviously, that ain't no problem.
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 8: You ain't got no problem hanging out and y'all having fun.
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 8: Seems like a real sweet person to me, that knows
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 8: how to play the game. But show punk ass. Yeah,
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 8: she polish up good everything.
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 11: What about the part about him having to keep his
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 11: pistol on him when he's in her neighborhood.
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 8: You ain't to only one. You ain't to only one
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 8: got a pistol. I can promise you ain't only one
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 8: over there got a pistol. I bet you if them
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 8: girls open up that desk tray at that nail salon,
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 8: it's about eight of them.
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 7: In now right.
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 2: It's probably one of these stations.
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 8: You just number nine, You gone number nine. This's eight
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 8: all of them in there. And so what you got
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 8: your pistol on you? So listen to me what your
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 8: little scary ass want to do. That's all I got
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 8: sa to say. I'm so mad about the soul food
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 8: chicken wing line. I can't even address nothing else he
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 8: talking about the hell got to take antastis because they
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 8: didn't have some collic green. You can't even macaroni and cheese.
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 8: Now your ass got an tasty. You don ate some yams,
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 8: Now you got an taskit. I'm just trying to figure
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 8: out what you name some oak grew. Now your ass
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 8: got to take a hand, tasky. I'm trying to figure
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 8: out how weak are you? Where your little rudy poop?
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 2: But come from?
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 8: What is you dating the girl for? If you can't
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 8: eat the damn fool you? Wo the hell got to
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 8: take an antaskit. That's for some damn fried chicken. Just
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 8: shame it. I'm apologize to the hood public for reading
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 8: the ragged ass let on our show.
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 11: Anyway, go ahead, shit, leave us your comments on Today's
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 11: letter on Instagram and Steve Harvey FM and check out
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 11: the Strawberry Letter podcast on demand.
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 1: You're listening Harvey Morning Show.
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 2: All right, Steve, it's.
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 1: That time again.
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 11: Please introduce your good good friend Jay Anthony Brown.
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 1: Let's look into his mind.
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 8: Ladies and gentlemen, the dark, demented and troubled mind, really
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 8: broken up love Starve man.
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 3: Here we go. There's a new game out.
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 16: I don't even know the name of it, but it
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 16: has to do it being black or winning a black card.
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 3: Have you heard about this shirt? Get your black card?
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 16: As anyway, I have some questions that will let you
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 16: know if you should receive black card.
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 2: We got points that goes with Here we go.
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 16: First question, have you ever eaten rice or baby rice
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 16: and sugar butter and rice?
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 3: Give yourself five points.
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I did that. I did that.
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 16: Have you ever played the game That's My Car? Have
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 16: you ever played the game That's My Car and you
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 16: didn't have a car?
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 3: Give yourself three points.
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 2: Yes, yes?
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 16: Or if you got your white, give yourself points. Is
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 16: there anyone white that you'd like to have sex with?
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 16: Take away two points?
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, let me take my two points away. Here
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 3: we go, all right.
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 16: Have you ever fixed have you ever fixed anything with
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 16: a knife, fork, or a spoon? Give yourself six points?
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 16: Put that down. Oh, I'm back up, I'm back up,
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 16: All right, all right, here we go. Have you ever
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 16: put something in front of the oven to dry? Four points?
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 16: Give yourself four points for that. Have you ever washed
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 16: your face with a dishcloth? Give yourself two points for
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 16: that one?
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 2: Right there? All right, I got that that's hand.
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 15: Sorry, all the bathtiles was really dish tiles, but go ahead, Yeah.
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 3: You're right.
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 16: Have you ever made fun of somebody shouting in church?
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 16: Give yourself three points?
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 8: Okay, went to church for that, not for the words.
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 8: My comedy career started as a ten year old action.
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 16: Have you ever had a sandwich inside the wrapper that
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 16: it came in?
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 3: Have you ever had that? Meaning?
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 16: Have you ever made a sandwich with just the end
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 16: pieces of bread?
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 3: Give yourself four points?
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 2: That's old heath.
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 3: Okay, last question, last question?
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 16: Have you ever eaten a piece of canny that an
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 16: old person pulled out of their bra and.
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 2: You ate it?
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 3: Anyway?
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 2: If you have not done anything.
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 15: I was younger and didn't know where, but I did
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 15: do that.
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 2: I didn't know, I didn't know where.
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 8: I got another one, Jay, If you can sandwich that
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 8: only contained condiments?
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 1: All right, all right, alright, we'll be back with more
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 1: of the Morning Show.
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 11: You're listening Morning Show, So I want to know what
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 11: you'll be putting on the grilled Steve and Tommy and Junior.
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 7: I don't.
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 1: I don't know if you could, but I know you'll
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 1: be eating Steve. Yeah, just in case you know, I
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 1: need to stop buy and get a plate.
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 8: I don't do that. I don't even have four I
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 8: don't have all off wax paper.
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 1: You have a takeout container, We don't have anything.
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 2: We don't have none of that.
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 8: So we don't have people that do that. We don't
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 8: know people that come over beg.
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 11: I mean, I can do that, but you're cooking ribs, burgers, meat, meat,
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 11: anything that is meat.
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 8: I don't do fish on the grill. Don't ask me
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 8: fun no fish.
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 1: You wouldn't grill a nice salmon steak.
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 2: Put it on the most flank, no planks.
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 4: What I do.
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 2: Rib all meats.
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 8: Baby smoke, a regular ribs, baby backs in.
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 2: Them baby backs.
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 8: Now, Temmy, that's what Junior's asking for that I can't
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 8: do it because Junior's not has not convinced me that
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 8: he is a true barbecue ologist. And I'm scared that
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 8: he's gonna be sprinkling my rub on ham sandwiches and
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 8: putting it on top of potato salad like something. I'm
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 8: not finna do this with juniors, you know, like it's
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 8: some sprinkle or something like that. You got like it's
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 8: Larry's Like you're just putting it on everything all on
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 8: your French fries and we're not finna do that. And
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 8: I'm putting a little bit on the baked beans. You're
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 8: not finna do that to my damn rug putting it
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 8: off with everything. Yeah, sprinkling on stop of stuff, ain't
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 8: got I put a little bit on my slow What
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 8: take my rib and put it on nothing? So it's
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 8: all meat of fair Now that will.
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 1: Be sides, Yes, let's talk about the sides.
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 8: The sides will be baked beans, cold slow coin on
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 8: the car that the corn goes on the grill, but
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 8: it goes on the grill in the husk.
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 18: Well, why can't you do a fish on a plank
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 18: if you could do the corn?
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 2: I just told you I don't do fish.
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 4: Now.
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 8: I have two sons that's uh pescatia.
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 2: That only eat fish. Take a day off from try
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 2: his chicken.
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  Speaker 11: My girlfriend says she no longer eats land animals.
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  Speaker 1: Will not be invited.
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  Speaker 8: She can come, but I don't know what she's gonna do,
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  Speaker 8: what she's gonna eat, because what is.
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 2: You we're gonna eat? Add animals? It's some meat in
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 2: them beans. I don't know what she's gonna eat.
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  Speaker 8: I don't know what she's gonna do. I don't eat
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 8: land animals. What you're gonna eat? Add animals?
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 4: Birds?
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 2: You know, I ain't got no fu You.
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 1: You didn't say potato salad. You cooking potato salad?
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 8: Uh No, I kind of gave up on potato salad
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 8: years ago. A lot of people don't know how to
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 8: make potato salad. I don't really know how to make it.
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 8: Marjorie's make a good potato salad. But yeah, Marjorie mama
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 8: nor Marjorie really is outstanding cook. Marjorie's outstanding. She thinks
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 8: she a better g real personally. But I don't want
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  Speaker 8: to hurt it. But she's gonna get cussed out if
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 8: she say that in front of somebody else.
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  Speaker 19: That's what If she talking about she could barbecue just
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  Speaker 19: as good as me, She's gonna mess around and get
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  Speaker 19: a little self cussed.
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  Speaker 2: Out if that's what working on.
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  Speaker 8: I'm trying not to because I know that's what that's
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 8: gonna cost me. But sheep borderline getting cussed out. If
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  Speaker 8: you tell one more person she can grill as good
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 8: as me, because that's a damn lie in here, a
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 8: little uh Scott shrimp on skiers who do that that's
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 8: what I'm here.
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  Speaker 2: I hear barbecue battle coming on a vegetable.
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  Speaker 17: I don't want to That's it, all right, coming up,
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  Speaker 17: coming up in twenty minutes after the hour, we'll have
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 17: more of the Steve Harby Morning Show.
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 3: Right after this.
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  Speaker 11: You're listening Harby Morning Show. All right, it's woo countdown
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  Speaker 11: has begun. It's almost the fourth of July.
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  Speaker 6: I can't wait.
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  Speaker 1: I'm really looking forward to the fourth of July.
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  Speaker 15: Okay, I'm doing something special that I want all of
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 15: y'all to come to.
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  Speaker 2: What what you're doing about?
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 15: Before to fourth y'all gonna have a pre party kind
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 15: of more like more Okay.
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  Speaker 20: This is the third Yeah, so this evening, can we
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  Speaker 20: all get to I want to do and because it's
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  Speaker 20: my first time trying it, but if I could do
• 1:14:10
  Speaker 20: a naked barbecue.
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  Speaker 1: Can you go?
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  Speaker 7: What's what that? Listen?
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  Speaker 15: Aren't you you might getting burned normally when you get
• 1:14:18
  Speaker 15: when you go to barbecues, what happens? You wasting barbecue
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 15: sauce all on you, something getting all on your clothes.
• 1:14:26
  Speaker 2: You must just watch and call it.
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  Speaker 4: Come.
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  Speaker 10: No, we won't be not coming over there to your
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 10: house to sit next not that invitation barbecue.
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 1: It's something I.
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 2: Don't care what it is time.
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 3: I'm your boy.
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 2: We talked, we talked earlier this week. What we talked about.
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  Speaker 15: We talked about what you say, Shirley, that they had
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 15: in California.
• 1:14:45
  Speaker 2: Then they ride on.
• 1:14:45
  Speaker 1: The the naked bike ride. Yeah, it worldwide, worldwide. Last week,
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 1: start our.
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 2: Own naked barbecue.
• 1:14:54
  Speaker 3: An you will leave?
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 7: What would you do? What are you do?
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 1: Add a naked barbone.
• 1:15:01
  Speaker 15: I'm gonna be grilling, Nikki. You're gonna be eating what
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 15: I grill, Nikki.
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 20: I'm not gonna look over my shoulder, look at the grill, and.
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 1: You won't to hear this. Hand me one of those lakes.
• 1:15:14
  Speaker 1: That's out.
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  Speaker 3: That's out.
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  Speaker 1: We'll be back with more of the Steve Harvey Morning
• 1:15:20
  Speaker 1: Show coming.
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 2: Up right after this.
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 1: You're listening Harvey Morning Show. All right, guys, it is
• 1:15:27
  Speaker 1: time now for a rounded. Would you rather?
• 1:15:29
  Speaker 11: Would you rather have a crab boil or would you
• 1:15:33
  Speaker 11: rather throw some meat on the grill?
• 1:15:34
  Speaker 1: Which one crab boil?
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 2: Or about either way? On my side, it works for.
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 1: Me outside delicious.
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  Speaker 8: I'm throwing the meat on the grill. I don't give
• 1:15:44
  Speaker 8: a damn about that stuff. I grab water all that community,
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 8: don't dumping stuff out. I'm looking over there, and then
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 8: all of a sudden you stab your forking and now.
• 1:15:58
  Speaker 1: Hell no, all right?
• 1:16:01
  Speaker 2: Would all right? But I'm not really excited about it?
• 1:16:04
  Speaker 2: All right?
• 1:16:05
  Speaker 11: Would you rather wear all white for a month or
• 1:16:08
  Speaker 11: wear all black for a month?
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 1: Which one? All white or all black?
• 1:16:12
  Speaker 2: In the summer?
• 1:16:13
  Speaker 4: Gold?
• 1:16:13
  Speaker 2: Give me that white.
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah, in the summer, that white.
• 1:16:21
  Speaker 2: I got to eat for. I put it on. I
• 1:16:23
  Speaker 2: got to a lock for I put that on.
• 1:16:25
  Speaker 11: Would you rather read your partner's mind during sex or
• 1:16:29
  Speaker 11: would you rather read your partner's mind during an argument?
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 2: M Now, I'd rather have it doing. I don't really
• 1:16:36
  Speaker 2: give a damn what you're thinking. Not for you to,
• 1:16:41
  Speaker 2: I don't care. I don't really care what you think.
• 1:16:44
  Speaker 3: Your mind.
• 1:16:47
  Speaker 15: Selfish with this, s tea, I ain't selfish. I just
• 1:16:50
  Speaker 15: you know, I don't really care what you think. I
• 1:16:53
  Speaker 15: want to read it doing six, Yes, I do. I
• 1:16:55
  Speaker 15: want to know what you're thinking. I want to make
• 1:16:56
  Speaker 15: sure you ain't thinking about nobody else.
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 1: That's what I And what if what if she's like.
• 1:17:04
  Speaker 2: Then we're gonna then we're gonna be arguing.
• 1:17:05
  Speaker 1: Now now we're not bringing it no, he's not bringing
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 1: it right.
• 1:17:10
  Speaker 18: It ain't high Larry, all right?
• 1:17:15
  Speaker 11: Would you rather spend a week in a submarine or
• 1:17:17
  Speaker 11: a week on the moon.
• 1:17:20
  Speaker 15: I've always wanted to do submarine hill, but a week
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 15: I can't. I don't know if I can go down
• 1:17:31
  Speaker 15: there for a week.
• 1:17:32
  Speaker 8: Now, I just oh week underwater? Okay, nothing go away, nothing.
• 1:17:39
  Speaker 2: But what you will take your You can take your
• 1:17:42
  Speaker 2: hand to the moon.
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 4: Did that?
• 1:17:44
  Speaker 2: I'm not going to no move Okay, I'm not going
• 1:17:47
  Speaker 2: to no moon.
• 1:17:49
  Speaker 7: You got him?
• 1:17:51
  Speaker 4: Which one?
• 1:17:52
  Speaker 1: Would you rather?
• 1:17:53
  Speaker 7: Going on?
• 1:17:54
  Speaker 2: Submarine?
• 1:17:54
  Speaker 7: On the moon?
• 1:17:58
  Speaker 2: Shot off?
• 1:18:00
  Speaker 15: No, We're going on the water for a week, buddy.
• 1:18:05
  Speaker 7: Wow.
• 1:18:05
  Speaker 11: Okay, all right, Last one, guys, Last one.
• 1:18:09
  Speaker 1: Hoodie Awards, Best or Essence.
• 1:18:19
  Speaker 2: The Hoodie Awards.
• 1:18:21
  Speaker 1: We've been to boast, We've done both.
• 1:18:23
  Speaker 2: Classic Mom, you're so fake with it, man, I.
• 1:18:33
  Speaker 15: Hosted that thing for seven years.
• 1:18:36
  Speaker 11: Ye all right, that's today's rounded. Would you rather we'll
• 1:18:42
  Speaker 11: be back with the last break of the day. We'll
• 1:18:44
  Speaker 11: have some closing remarks from the one and only Steve
• 1:18:46
  Speaker 11: Harvey right after this.
• 1:18:49
  Speaker 1: You're listening Hardy Morning Show. All right, guys, here we
• 1:18:53
  Speaker 1: are our last break of the day. It's been a
• 1:18:56
  Speaker 1: fun day.
• 1:18:57
  Speaker 8: You know something, it's really interesting. I was listening to
• 1:19:02
  Speaker 8: Joel Ostein, and of course I can't remember verbate of
• 1:19:09
  Speaker 8: what he said, but I got the gist of what
• 1:19:11
  Speaker 8: he was saying, and I kind of gave it some
• 1:19:13
  Speaker 8: thought over the past couple of days, and the message
• 1:19:17
  Speaker 8: kind of really really resonated with me. And he was
• 1:19:20
  Speaker 8: advising people not to listen to the roar. Roa r
• 1:19:28
  Speaker 8: the roar. Don't listen to the roar, And what he
• 1:19:32
  Speaker 8: was referring to was the roar was naysayers, haters, outside chatter.
• 1:19:41
  Speaker 2: When you.
• 1:19:43
  Speaker 8: Are in agreement with God about your plan, when you're
• 1:19:48
  Speaker 8: in agreement with your creator about your future, what you're
• 1:19:51
  Speaker 8: going to do, you've got to learn and all of
• 1:19:55
  Speaker 8: us have to learn this, myself included to block out
• 1:19:59
  Speaker 8: and ignore the roar, the things that people say about you,
• 1:20:05
  Speaker 8: the nay say as, the haters, the family members, your
• 1:20:09
  Speaker 8: so called love ones, your friends, blogs, the IG page,
• 1:20:17
  Speaker 8: the comment section, your coworkers. You have to ignore the roar.
• 1:20:25
  Speaker 8: And so it was equating it to the roar of
• 1:20:27
  Speaker 8: a lion, you know, And I've been to Africa and
• 1:20:30
  Speaker 8: I've heard that I've heard lions in the wild I
• 1:20:33
  Speaker 8: mean really really.
• 1:20:34
  Speaker 2: Raw, and boy they something else. Man.
• 1:20:36
  Speaker 8: That guttural roar of a lion is to intimidate other
• 1:20:42
  Speaker 8: lions and other pray, I mean not pray, but other cats.
• 1:20:48
  Speaker 2: Hey, this is my territory. Don't come over here.
• 1:20:53
  Speaker 8: And so they raw to signify, if you can hear me,
• 1:20:57
  Speaker 8: I'm telling you this is my territory.
• 1:20:59
  Speaker 2: Don't come over here.
• 1:21:00
  Speaker 4: Now.
• 1:21:00
  Speaker 8: Most animals get intimidated by that, you know, especially animals
• 1:21:04
  Speaker 8: of prey. They hair, they are the way when they
• 1:21:06
  Speaker 8: hear that. Okay, we're getting too close to this, dude.
• 1:21:09
  Speaker 8: But a lot of times it's to keep other lions
• 1:21:15
  Speaker 8: out of their territory. Now, this raw is to intimidate you.
• 1:21:22
  Speaker 8: The lion uses it to intimidate, but the raw is
• 1:21:27
  Speaker 8: used to intimidate you and to block you from your
• 1:21:30
  Speaker 8: blessings from God. So, now, if you're in agreement with
• 1:21:34
  Speaker 8: God and you're on your way to a certain destiny
• 1:21:36
  Speaker 8: in your life, and all of a sudden you hear
• 1:21:39
  Speaker 8: this roar from the haters, the blogs, the internet, the coworkers,
• 1:21:44
  Speaker 8: the rumor meal, the whatever you have, the family members
• 1:21:49
  Speaker 8: that don't believe, You've got to learn how to block
• 1:21:52
  Speaker 8: out the raw because the raw is a trick by
• 1:21:56
  Speaker 8: the devil, and the devil has no new trick. He's
• 1:22:01
  Speaker 8: been doing the same thing since the beginning of time.
• 1:22:06
  Speaker 2: Now he may have some.
• 1:22:07
  Speaker 8: Technology attached to it right now, but the devil ain't
• 1:22:11
  Speaker 8: got no new tricks.
• 1:22:13
  Speaker 2: He the same dude.
• 1:22:15
  Speaker 8: He the same low down, no good, trying to rob
• 1:22:18
  Speaker 8: you of your destiny dude that he's always been, and
• 1:22:22
  Speaker 8: he uses the row to block you. So now he
• 1:22:26
  Speaker 8: was using the example of he said he was on
• 1:22:30
  Speaker 8: a safari once and he was talking to one of
• 1:22:33
  Speaker 8: the guides and they were talking about if you're ever
• 1:22:36
  Speaker 8: out on a safari and a lion charges, they tell
• 1:22:41
  Speaker 8: you not to break out and run because first of all,
• 1:22:46
  Speaker 8: the lion can run it fifty miles an hour, so
• 1:22:48
  Speaker 8: you can't do that, so he said, and if you
• 1:22:51
  Speaker 8: break and run, you just gonna die scared. But he
• 1:22:55
  Speaker 8: said the best way to handle it is to turn
• 1:22:58
  Speaker 8: and make eye contact with the Now that's hard to do.
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  Speaker 8: I mean, we all know that you got a lion charge,
• 1:23:04
  Speaker 8: and everything in you says turn and run. But the
• 1:23:08
  Speaker 8: guide was saying, ninety percent of all lion charges he
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  Speaker 8: stops because he just does it to see what you're
• 1:23:15
  Speaker 8: gonna do nine of all charges. The lion stops short
• 1:23:22
  Speaker 8: of attacking because he just wants to see what you're
• 1:23:24
  Speaker 8: gonna do. Now, there's ten percent where you know you're goner,
• 1:23:28
  Speaker 8: but it's ninety percent he stops if you turn and
• 1:23:33
  Speaker 8: run one hundred.
• 1:23:34
  Speaker 2: Percent he keeps coming.
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  Speaker 8: So you have to muster up the strength to stand
• 1:23:40
  Speaker 8: and face the lion and the charging attack with the
• 1:23:44
  Speaker 8: row to turn around.
• 1:23:46
  Speaker 2: And face him.
• 1:23:47
  Speaker 8: And that's how you have to deal with the roar
• 1:23:49
  Speaker 8: of people in your life. You have to turn around
• 1:23:51
  Speaker 8: and face them. See, look y'all, you got somewhere to
• 1:23:56
  Speaker 8: go in life, and God has a plan for you.
• 1:24:00
  Speaker 8: But in order for you to get there, you're gonna
• 1:24:02
  Speaker 8: have to stay focused, and you have to get on track,
• 1:24:06
  Speaker 8: and you're gonna have to learn, man, that you have
• 1:24:09
  Speaker 8: the ability to get there. You just got to stop
• 1:24:12
  Speaker 8: paying attention to the roar. You are equipped to be
• 1:24:19
  Speaker 8: on the battlefield. You are equipped to be in rough water.
• 1:24:24
  Speaker 8: All of us are ships. There's a saying that says
• 1:24:27
  Speaker 8: ships are safe in port, but ships ain't built to
• 1:24:30
  Speaker 8: stay in port.
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  Speaker 2: You were built to be out in the water.
• 1:24:34
  Speaker 8: Get your focus on God and going about your business
• 1:24:38
  Speaker 8: and get the life that God has for you. But everybody,
• 1:24:41
  Speaker 8: you have to learn to ignore the roar real quick.
• 1:24:47
  Speaker 8: A bully was at the school one day and he
• 1:24:49
  Speaker 8: made a list of everybody at the school that he
• 1:24:51
  Speaker 8: could whoop. And he showed this little bitty boy's list
• 1:24:54
  Speaker 8: and he said, look at this list right here. Little
• 1:24:55
  Speaker 8: boy said, let me see that list. He looked on
• 1:24:57
  Speaker 8: that and he saw his name. He said, hey, man,
• 1:24:59
  Speaker 8: you got money am on the list. He said, yeah,
• 1:25:01
  Speaker 8: I know. He said, you know you can't whoop me.
• 1:25:03
  Speaker 8: He said, you ain't never jumped on me before. You
• 1:25:05
  Speaker 8: ain't never whooped me. You've never jumped on me. You
• 1:25:08
  Speaker 8: can't whoop me once. You got my name on the
• 1:25:09
  Speaker 8: list for the bullet said, hold on, man, I'm sorry.
• 1:25:11
  Speaker 8: I take it off.
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  Speaker 2: You know what he did.
• 1:25:14
  Speaker 8: He turned around and he faced a raw. He was
• 1:25:17
  Speaker 8: just a lie of charging. He took his little He
• 1:25:19
  Speaker 8: took a little boy name off the list. Little boy said,
• 1:25:21
  Speaker 8: you ain't never whooped me before. Take my name off
• 1:25:23
  Speaker 8: your list. And sometimes it's just how you have to bet.
• 1:25:27
  Speaker 8: Y'all have a great date. Ignore the raw, make him
• 1:25:30
  Speaker 8: take your name off the list. Y'all have a great date.
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