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Drizzy's Album, Kanye, Biden Supports Women, Michael K. Williams and more. · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Today's show is pre recorded. Y'all know what time y'all
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  Speaker 1: don't know, y'all all looking back to back down, giving
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  Speaker 1: me through good Steve together, star, don't join me. You
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  Speaker 1: the water the water go. Come come on your baby, huh.
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  Speaker 1: I shall well a good morning everybody. You're listening to
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  Speaker 1: the voice, Come on, dig me nw one. It only
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  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey got a radio show. I have something, and
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  Speaker 1: it so describes how I was living. It's so captures
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  Speaker 1: the feelings that I had about beginning on the pathway
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  Speaker 1: of my dreams. It so describes how I felt when
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  Speaker 1: I was about to attempt something. And I have some
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  Speaker 1: striking news for you. It describes often how I feel
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  Speaker 1: still today to a degree. So let me tell you
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  Speaker 1: what that is. Here's an analogy that I've heard a
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  Speaker 1: couple of different ways, but I've kind of, you know,
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  Speaker 1: fixed it around to where I can drink it better,
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  Speaker 1: and I think it fits my personality to describe it
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  Speaker 1: to people best this way. I've talked often about urgency
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  Speaker 1: of doing something with your life, of getting started today,
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  Speaker 1: of stopping the procrastination and putting it off, and waiting
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  Speaker 1: on all your ducks to line up in a row,
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  Speaker 1: and waiting till the stars aligned themselves. If you ain't
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  Speaker 1: know such a thing, you're never gonna get started. I
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  Speaker 1: don't know too many people who can say that all
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  Speaker 1: the ducks just lined up in a row. Things happen
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  Speaker 1: even when you get them lined up. One of the
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  Speaker 1: ducks get out of line, or somebody knock over the domino,
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  Speaker 1: or something happens. But here's the point I'm getting at.
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  Speaker 1: God has so many blessings available to you. You who's listening.
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  Speaker 1: God has so many blessings available to you from where
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  Speaker 1: you are right now. I don't care what you've gotten
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  Speaker 1: yourself into or what you've done. God has so many
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  Speaker 1: blessings that he can send your way. But you have
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  Speaker 1: to do something. See a lot of people just sit
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  Speaker 1: around and go man, and something always happening to you.
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  Speaker 1: You're always getting a break, You're always doing this. You
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  Speaker 1: always doing man, don't nothing come my way. Listen to me.
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  Speaker 1: If nothing ever comes your way. You know why that is,
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  Speaker 1: It's because you're not doing anything. I promise you you're not.
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  Speaker 1: Here's a deal. God has all these blessings he wants
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  Speaker 1: to send you, but you got to give him something
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  Speaker 1: to work with. Now, come on, God will bless you.
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  Speaker 1: God can touch people's hearts on your behalf. He can
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  Speaker 1: move situations around for you. He can align the stars.
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  Speaker 1: He can set the ducks up in the road. But
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  Speaker 1: align the stars and move people around, and touch people's
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  Speaker 1: hearts and set the ducks up in the road. For
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  Speaker 1: what have you put forth? Any effort? Have you made
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  Speaker 1: a single step in any direction to do the right
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  Speaker 1: thing or go the right way? That gives him something
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  Speaker 1: to put his finger on. Come on, man, God can
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  Speaker 1: only bless you according to your faith. If you have
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  Speaker 1: a little bit of faith, give him that. Let him
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  Speaker 1: work with that. You know, man, I didn't always start
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  Speaker 1: with these speeches you're hear in the morning now. I
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  Speaker 1: ain't always had these. I grew to these. I stumbled
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  Speaker 1: my way to these. I messed up my way to these. Hell,
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  Speaker 1: I got it wrong so many times to be able
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  Speaker 1: to sound like I got some sense, I said it often.
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  Speaker 1: Failure is a wonderful teacher. Do you know how many
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  Speaker 1: times I have had to have failed to have what
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  Speaker 1: I have in my head today. I'm telling you, man,
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  Speaker 1: it's a process. People getting mad at the process. You
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  Speaker 1: got to do something to give God something to work with.
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  Speaker 1: He'll bless you. But what you want me to bless
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  Speaker 1: If you ain't putting forth any effort, you can get
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  Speaker 1: blessed from whoever you are in your life. Wherever your
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  Speaker 1: starting point is, wherever you find yourself wound up, you
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  Speaker 1: can get it back from. Now. I've done it, man,
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  Speaker 1: by the grace of God, I've done it. I got over. Man.
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  Speaker 1: I learned some things along the way. Because here's a deal.
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  Speaker 1: As long as God keeps waking you up in the morning,
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  Speaker 1: he ain't through with you yet. When he's done, you're done.
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  Speaker 1: But if God still has a plan for you you
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  Speaker 1: wake up in the morning, He's still got some more
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  Speaker 1: work for you to do. You wake up in the morning.
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  Speaker 1: So if you keep waking up, man, it's something that
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  Speaker 1: God wants from you, would love to have from you,
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  Speaker 1: and he can work with you, man, if you just
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  Speaker 1: walk towards him a little bit. Here's a deal. I
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  Speaker 1: know it's hard for the average person to start because
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  Speaker 1: the fear of the unknown is incredible. What if I fail,
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  Speaker 1: what if I don't get picked? You know, one of
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  Speaker 1: the hardest things I ever did was walking in to
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  Speaker 1: quit my job. Oh man, let me tell you about
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  Speaker 1: that day when I decided that I was going to
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  Speaker 1: be a full time comedian after winning an amateur night
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  Speaker 1: one time, quitting your job in your dream going forward
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  Speaker 1: despite all the nay says, it's like stepping off a cliff.
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  Speaker 1: It's like actually just walking off the edge of a cliff, hoping, hoping.
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  Speaker 1: Now not really knowing, but hoping. Hoping is the bad
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  Speaker 1: basis of faith. I stepped off the cliff hoping that
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  Speaker 1: my parachute would open and allow me to drift down. See.
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  Speaker 1: I've never skydived before, but I would imagine part of
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  Speaker 1: the thrill. And I don't know this because I'm not
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  Speaker 1: going to skydive to find out. I think part of
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  Speaker 1: the thrill for people is the danger part of throwing
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  Speaker 1: yourself out a plane and how it feels to be
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  Speaker 1: free falling, but the whole time they're free falling, having
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  Speaker 1: this exhilarating, over the top moment. You have got to
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  Speaker 1: believe in your heart of hearts, you have got the
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  Speaker 1: hope with everything in you that when you pull this cord,
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  Speaker 1: the shoot opens or else. This ain't a good move
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  Speaker 1: at all. But you've packed your shoot yourself. You've taken
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  Speaker 1: the lessons, so you go ahead and you make the leap. Now,
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  Speaker 1: the only thing about quitting your job and following your
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  Speaker 1: dream is you ain't really been trained all that good
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  Speaker 1: for this. You didn't packed your shoot, but you ain't
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  Speaker 1: never opened it before. So I walked off this cliff,
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  Speaker 1: That's what it was like. And you following your dream
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  Speaker 1: is like you walking off a cliff. Here's the part
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  Speaker 1: where people don't never make the jump. They see somebody
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  Speaker 1: like myself who jumped off the cliff and the pass
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  Speaker 1: shot don't open right away, and I hit a couple
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  Speaker 1: of rocks on the way down. I got my back
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  Speaker 1: cut up pretty bad. They see that three years living
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  Speaker 1: in a car man, he got his life toe down
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  Speaker 1: jumping off that cliff. I ain't jumping off that cliff.
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  Speaker 1: But see, what you don't understand is you don't know it.
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  Speaker 1: But eventually the shoot will open, and I'm at the
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  Speaker 1: parachute opening part of my life, man, where a shoot
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  Speaker 1: then open and I'm drifting and I'm able to guide
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  Speaker 1: my shoote over to Paris and glide. I've I've glided
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  Speaker 1: over to Africa and seen what it looked like. It's
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  Speaker 1: a slow ride down. When the passchute finally opened, and
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  Speaker 1: my back then heel too, and the cuts that I
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  Speaker 1: had on me, I remember now I know how to
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  Speaker 1: stay away from the edge. But the parish chute then opened,
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  Speaker 1: and I'm enjoying my life for the first time. I'm gliding,
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  Speaker 1: but I got hit up against the rock. I can
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  Speaker 1: see more. I get a chance to see more things.
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  Speaker 1: I get to glide and see more parts of the world.
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  Speaker 1: I'm living my dream. Your passhute is gone open, but
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  Speaker 1: I'll tell you one thing for shore, It'll never open
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  Speaker 1: if you don't step off that cliff. You got to
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  Speaker 1: step off that cliff, got to get the passchute open
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  Speaker 1: for you. But you got the jump, baby. That's the
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  Speaker 1: two years, but my wife is creating a major problem
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  Speaker 1: my wife has always been an avid bruncher. That's what
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  Speaker 1: we do on Saturdays and Sundays. I go play, she
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  Speaker 1: goes to drink bottomless mimosas with her girls. All of
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  Speaker 1: a sudden, she has decided that we need more activities together,
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  Speaker 1: so she's taking golf lessons and looking forward to playing
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  Speaker 1: with me. Steve. This cannot happen, and I stopped this
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  Speaker 1: What you mean by that you're gonna have to take
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  Speaker 1: her to the golf course and when she ain't looking,
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  Speaker 1: get your nine nine and blast that ball in her back.
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  Speaker 1: I'm talking about and I'm talking about a real Stengle.
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  Speaker 1: You know, put put that ball forward in your stands,
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  Speaker 1: so the ball to stay low and let her hair
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  Speaker 1: one of them golf balls dead in her back. You
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  Speaker 1: no fun with your wife. Oh my god, no, no,
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  Speaker 1: Marjorie tried that. No, no, why didn't you have fun?
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  Speaker 1: Take all of them damn questions? What club? Why my
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  Speaker 1: ball ain't in the air because you don't know how
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  Speaker 1: to play? Why this ball won't go that far? Because
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  Speaker 1: you can't play? Stop asking me about that damn ball.
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  Speaker 1: That ball don't go. Why I wanted to go either?
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  Speaker 1: You can't play, but step Golfing is supposed to be relaxing.
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  Speaker 1: And why she out here go and drinking bottomless mimosis
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  Speaker 1: with your damn girlfriend. Dog, You got to do that,
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  Speaker 1: Hey dog, hey dog, listen to me. You got to
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  Speaker 1: quit golfing. Golf listened to it. The only way this
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  Speaker 1: can work is when you take a golf lessen, you
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  Speaker 1: go to brunch and have yourself some bottomless mimosis. But
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  Speaker 1: you cannot be out there with her listening. Car don't
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  Speaker 1: do it. Maybe she should just go with her girls. Yeah, okay,
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  Speaker 1: here we go Cundy in Baltimore, Celo says, I've been
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  Speaker 1: married eighteen years and my husband and I were having
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  Speaker 1: sex last night and I think he called me Carolyn.
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  Speaker 1: He said he didn't, and I was just hearing things.
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  Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure it was Carolyn. And it's been bothering
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  Speaker 1: me because my daughter's swim coach is named Carolyn, and
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  Speaker 1: he's mentioned how graceful Carolyn and is in the water.
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  Speaker 1: I found herself number in his phone, and I need
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  Speaker 1: to know why he has this woman's personal number. But
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  Speaker 1: he'll know I was snooping. Is it okay to admit
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  Speaker 1: to snooping in this case? Is it okay to it?
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  Speaker 1: We'll see. I had a I had a life for
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  Speaker 1: him because when he said for him, see, well, I
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  Speaker 1: was gonna. I was gonna save him because when you
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  Speaker 1: said he said Carolyn, you know it was thinking about Christmas,
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  Speaker 1: and you know the was calendy. You know that's what
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  Speaker 1: I was gonna go with that, but then you found
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  Speaker 1: Carolyn in his damn phone. Yeah, and he didn't mention
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  Speaker 1: how graceful. Yeah, okay, Well, I don't have a lot.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe you know, maybe I'm just saying, you know, maybe
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  Speaker 1: y'all was making love. Do y'all have a water bed?
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  Speaker 1: I have to ask you that first days we got
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  Speaker 1: to do something. You know, if y'all was in the
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  Speaker 1: water bed and he was thanking you, you show is
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  Speaker 1: moving graceful, and then you know that's kind of reminded
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  Speaker 1: him of Carolyn. Um, I don't well, here's the deal.
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  Speaker 1: I thank your marriage is pretty much over point. And
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  Speaker 1: I don't know how you're gonna break it to him
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  Speaker 1: that you was in his phone snooping and um or
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  Speaker 1: it could be just uh yeah, come on, this could
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  Speaker 1: be Ah, this could be one of the most severe
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  Speaker 1: coincidences you ever seen. You know, this could be just
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  Speaker 1: merely coincidence. I said, Carolyn, And I'll be damned. That's
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  Speaker 1: a number right there. Um, my daughter put it in there,
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  Speaker 1: because there you go, you on the right track on
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  Speaker 1: stay right there. Yeah, you know, my daughter put the
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  Speaker 1: number in here because she's we know and and and
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  Speaker 1: we was listed as the emergency contacting see something happen
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  Speaker 1: to her, So that's what I was listed. And then
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  Speaker 1: you know, my daughter, you know, put the phone up
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  Speaker 1: next to hers when we was at swimming meet. You
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  Speaker 1: know how you give your number by touching the phone,
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  Speaker 1: and my little girl did that. That's how I got
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  Speaker 1: in there. You don't see her on the call log
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  Speaker 1: no more. You don't see what I called her. Yeah, okay,
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  Speaker 1: well you know, and I'm taking everythingbody doing it well,
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  Speaker 1: you know whatever, you know, whatever, whatever, even if you
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  Speaker 1: want to, but she's still gonna be taking swimming, so whatever,
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  Speaker 1: and I'm taking her down there too. I know my
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  Speaker 1: weeks when I'm supposed to take her swimming, all right?
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  Speaker 1: Moving on, mckenda and Canada says. I'm the youngest of
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  Speaker 1: four girls, and my parents have always been very strict
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  Speaker 1: on me. I cannot wait to leave for college and
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  Speaker 1: never look back. Now that I'm twenty six and I
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  Speaker 1: have my own place, my father pops up up my
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  Speaker 1: house to check on me, and he'll call me if
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  Speaker 1: he rides by and there's a strange car in my driveway.
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  Speaker 1: If I have a man stay overnight. He parks in
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  Speaker 1: my neighbor's driveway. I need my parents to back off.
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  Speaker 1: How can I start this conversation twenty six? You can't.
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  Speaker 1: You're twenty six and he's still popping by. Yeah, yeah, daddy,
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  Speaker 1: Daddy's got her own play. Well, you know, Daddy gonna
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  Speaker 1: quit popping by. He gonna he gonna roll up on
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  Speaker 1: some one day. He he ain't gonna want to see.
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  Speaker 1: So you know, hey, Daddy, you got hey, daddy, or
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  Speaker 1: you got daddy, Daddy, daddy and she ain't talking to you.
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  Speaker 1: So you know, Daddy, well, daddy, Daddy, Dad, That ain't
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  Speaker 1: the other. Come on, catch Yeah, I'm trying to read you.
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  Speaker 1: Uh that run the buck Yeah? You now you run
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  Speaker 1: the barbershop down there, aren't you? Okay? Now, I'm trying
• 22:30
  Speaker 1: to see if if y'all't got any uh bootfrontals down there, well,
• 22:34
  Speaker 1: I can come in there and cut them how I've
• 22:36
  Speaker 1: been cutting how a long time. I want to see
• 22:38
  Speaker 1: if y'all got some room down there. They tell me
• 22:41
  Speaker 1: you might, you might have had something come available. I
• 22:43
  Speaker 1: got two boots open right now. You need a boot Yeah,
• 22:47
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to get in there and get the cutting. Now.
• 22:49
  Speaker 1: You now how much you charge for bootfronts on a
• 22:52
  Speaker 1: weekly basis? Two hundred dollars a week, two hundred dollars
• 22:57
  Speaker 1: eight hundred dollars a month? That deal good? Could your
• 23:00
  Speaker 1: two hundreds? Now? When can I get down there so
• 23:02
  Speaker 1: you can meet me? You know where? We can show
• 23:04
  Speaker 1: me around the shop so I know what I'm open
• 23:07
  Speaker 1: from eight to seven. That's that's two to two saddest,
• 23:10
  Speaker 1: all right, because I want to see if I can
• 23:11
  Speaker 1: maybe meet you there so I can get down there.
• 23:13
  Speaker 1: You feel my way around? Well, come on, then, what
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: I want to ask you? Do you mind doing for me?
• 23:20
  Speaker 1: Do you think you could possibly put up some ramps
• 23:24
  Speaker 1: where you got steps at and uh and your phone?
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: Can you take your mind if you take the phone
• 23:30
  Speaker 1: and put it in brail for me? Oh? Wait, wait,
• 23:33
  Speaker 1: wait man? What the hell I need to put my
• 23:35
  Speaker 1: taking ramps side and putting phones in and brill for
• 23:39
  Speaker 1: what was going on with you? Well? I'm blind. You
• 23:43
  Speaker 1: know I'm not gonna let that stop me. You know
• 23:45
  Speaker 1: I'm still gonna Oh no, no, no, no, hell no, man,
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: you wait minute, you what I'm blind? But see, but
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: I've been cutting my hair for over ten years, and
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: folks say my hair could always look good, so I
• 23:59
  Speaker 1: didn't figuring I'm gonna start cutting hand. Not oh well,
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: yeah what you might cut the hand. It might be
• 24:05
  Speaker 1: some good that you do, but just ain't cut nor
• 24:07
  Speaker 1: hand in my shop. Not being glad that yeah, I
• 24:10
  Speaker 1: ain't not fund my shot man. No what ain't got
• 24:14
  Speaker 1: no problem with that. But but you, you guess, can't
• 24:16
  Speaker 1: do it that. Well wait, wa ain't nothing to see?
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: This is what they call it scrimination. You can't do that.
• 24:21
  Speaker 1: You can't scriminated from people you're called they got some
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: type of handicap blowns Tom you listen, hold let me.
• 24:27
  Speaker 1: Can't you something man? I'm not trying to be trying
• 24:30
  Speaker 1: to put you out of being a dog doing what
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: you need to do. But you just can't do that
• 24:34
  Speaker 1: my shot man. I can't call it discrimination, scrimination, scrimination
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: or what not. Not not a shot. You just can't
• 24:44
  Speaker 1: do it. But listen, not I know how to cut her.
• 24:48
  Speaker 1: I know how to give folks aligning and stuff like. Now.
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: I ain't trying to use no razors or nothing like that,
• 24:53
  Speaker 1: but I don't know. Man, come home, dude, listen. Can't
• 24:58
  Speaker 1: you frying something else? Again? That too? Was I trying
• 25:01
  Speaker 1: to cut out? Well? This is what I liked though,
• 25:03
  Speaker 1: This is what I feel like this my calling. You
• 25:07
  Speaker 1: can't do it in my shot. I'm sorry, I know
• 25:09
  Speaker 1: because to see now, that's what I don't I don't
• 25:11
  Speaker 1: care to hear something like this here. Now I've been
• 25:13
  Speaker 1: I got the qualifications and I'm able to do it,
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: and I want to be here to come now now.
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: And I told you when I felt what I tell you,
• 25:20
  Speaker 1: I said, I wanted to feel my way around. Didn't
• 25:23
  Speaker 1: I say that I don't need to feel your way down.
• 25:25
  Speaker 1: I needed to be able to see what you're doing.
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: I mean, I don't care about you bein't able to
• 25:28
  Speaker 1: cut no out being blind. You got to be able
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: to see to do that. This could probably do to
• 25:33
  Speaker 1: do wonders for your shot. People to come from miles
• 25:36
  Speaker 1: around to see somebody like myself cutting the hand that
• 25:40
  Speaker 1: kind of in shot. Did you hear what I said?
• 25:43
  Speaker 1: I heard what you said. What I don't want you
• 25:45
  Speaker 1: to do it make me mad about this? Now you're
• 25:47
  Speaker 1: gonna get mad about something a bit blong to me
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: I'm offering and you can't read it this you're blind, doctor.
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: I can't help you when you run. Man, go on
• 25:56
  Speaker 1: with that now listen, I'm gonna tell you this here,
• 25:59
  Speaker 1: and I'm gonna tell it to you strength. I'm coming
• 26:02
  Speaker 1: down now to that barbershop. I'm gonna feel it boots
• 26:05
  Speaker 1: out and I'm gonna start cutting. Now. One thing I
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: don't want to do and have to get into no
• 26:10
  Speaker 1: tussle with you. Now, I don't want that. It was
• 26:12
  Speaker 1: about getting no trussing with me. But if you bring
• 26:15
  Speaker 1: your up in my shot that much, you're gonna cut
• 26:17
  Speaker 1: it out. It's gonna be some plunge you move around him.
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: But I'm coming down there, and I'm coming down that
• 26:23
  Speaker 1: this evening. Now, what do you know where you're gonna
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: keeping with my shot? You're gonna you're gonna get you
• 26:29
  Speaker 1: what by blind man? What you're gonna do? You ain't
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: gonna see it coming either you hit me, bring you
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: as long as I got the money to pay my
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: boot rental, you don't give a damn. I don't want
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: your money. Your blind ain't cut no man shot. You
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: understand what I say to you. I'm understanding what you're saying.
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: And if I got to call the law about you
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: being discriminate, law, you can call anything body you want
• 26:56
  Speaker 1: to call. That's money. You're not gonna do that. You
• 27:00
  Speaker 1: understand what I'm telling you now you bring you no
• 27:03
  Speaker 1: tell my good many he won't. I'll be waiting on you.
• 27:06
  Speaker 1: I'm I'm coming down that this eating then I'm coming
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: and I'm coming to up y'all because you got the
• 27:13
  Speaker 1: nerve the discriminade gives me. I don't know. I ain't
• 27:17
  Speaker 1: got my coming the first who gave you mom? No,
• 27:21
  Speaker 1: you're nothing daring. How do you even fish? You? Fame
• 27:25
  Speaker 1: of them? They give me? They give me this number
• 27:29
  Speaker 1: and say you is the one that do the hiring
• 27:32
  Speaker 1: round the barber shop. You don't call my personal number.
• 27:36
  Speaker 1: You called my shop? Who got you money? No, what
• 27:40
  Speaker 1: difference do that make if I'm some man looking for
• 27:42
  Speaker 1: a job he didn't give you, don't call my personal phone.
• 27:47
  Speaker 1: You're gonna watch your tone with me. What you're gonna do?
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: I ain't gonna watch them. Don't you bring in my shop.
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: I tell you one thing you're gonna watch. You gonna
• 27:57
  Speaker 1: watch me get on you just even why are you
• 27:59
  Speaker 1: gonna get on my You can't say that. I got
• 28:04
  Speaker 1: one more thing I need to say to you. This
• 28:08
  Speaker 1: is Nephew Timing from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You
• 28:13
  Speaker 1: just got pranked by your cousin man, you ain't no
• 28:23
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• 28:29
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• 28:32
  Speaker 1: the land, the Steve Harvard Moaning Show. Yeah, that's it.
• 28:41
  Speaker 1: I mean, what did you expect? Right? Right? Stupidity? Right?
• 28:48
  Speaker 1: Can I give you that? That's all question, never, never, never,
• 28:55
  Speaker 1: that's all just making sure y'all get it a little nice,
• 28:57
  Speaker 1: little A couple of doses are stupid right there. That's
• 28:59
  Speaker 1: all in honor of taboos. Thank you. That's one thing
• 29:06
  Speaker 1: I didn't miss, all right, nephew, thank you. Coming up
• 29:13
  Speaker 1: at the top of the hour, entertainment and national news.
• 29:16
  Speaker 1: Right after this, you're listening to the Stave Harvey Morning Show.
• 29:22
  Speaker 1: Some really sad sad news. Actor Michael Kabe Williams, best
• 29:26
  Speaker 1: known for his breakout role as Omar on the Wire,
• 29:29
  Speaker 1: has passed away from a suspected drug overdose. Michael K.
• 29:33
  Speaker 1: Williams was found dead in his Brooklyn apartment after a
• 29:36
  Speaker 1: family member hadn't heard from him in a couple of days.
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: William's trademark, of course, was his signature facial scar, and
• 29:44
  Speaker 1: he got the scar twenty five years ago in a
• 29:47
  Speaker 1: bar fight when yeah, Michael K. Williams also starred in Boardwalk, Empire,
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: Lovecraft Country which I loved, and Twelve Years of Slave,
• 29:58
  Speaker 1: just to name a few. Ar condole, it's going out
• 30:00
  Speaker 1: to the Williams family. Wow, head boy man, yea brother,
• 30:06
  Speaker 1: I'm Mattie one time. Oh really, Steve huh he said yeah.
• 30:13
  Speaker 1: And other entertainment news celebrity baby news. We have to
• 30:16
  Speaker 1: say congratulations to Cardie B and her husband Offset on
• 30:20
  Speaker 1: the birth of their second baby. It's a baby boy.
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: It was Saturday, September fourth, Cardie B gave birth to
• 30:27
  Speaker 1: a healthy baby boy, and Cardie B shared a photo
• 30:30
  Speaker 1: on Instagram. As we all know, Cardie and Offset also
• 30:33
  Speaker 1: have a three year old daughter, Culture and Offset has
• 30:36
  Speaker 1: three other children from previous relationships. So congratulation yay looks
• 30:41
  Speaker 1: so yeah the family picture. She posted, Hey you know something?
• 30:46
  Speaker 1: Can I say something too? I wasn't here when Ninie's
• 30:50
  Speaker 1: husband Greg passed, Yeah, and uh, I was away on
• 30:55
  Speaker 1: vacation and I just wanted to say I've set with
• 30:58
  Speaker 1: that brother on a few occas Asians man and just
• 31:02
  Speaker 1: a man's man all the way around. The board man,
• 31:05
  Speaker 1: just one one heck of a good person. Man, great guy,
• 31:10
  Speaker 1: man always had something good to say. Man, And I'm
• 31:13
  Speaker 1: really sending out the condolences to the family and Nini
• 31:16
  Speaker 1: and her sons. But that boy, grig Man, that was
• 31:20
  Speaker 1: a man's man. Real deal, dude. I just wanted to
• 31:22
  Speaker 1: say that man. Yeah, yeah, yeah, definitely hear well. Um yeah,
• 31:31
  Speaker 1: And moving on, We're gonna switch gears here, Steve, because
• 31:34
  Speaker 1: we have some really great news. Now we have to
• 31:36
  Speaker 1: say congratulations to you. Uh. You're going to be a judge.
• 31:42
  Speaker 1: You're going to be a judge, a courtroom judge. This
• 31:45
  Speaker 1: is an unscripted courtroom comedy series called Judge Steve. Uh,
• 31:51
  Speaker 1: and you're gonna take on a variety of conflicts and characters,
• 31:53
  Speaker 1: from small claims to big disputes. That sounds fun, Steve
• 31:57
  Speaker 1: tell us about it, Oh, as a show I created
• 32:02
  Speaker 1: and uh came up with it and I'm executive producing
• 32:05
  Speaker 1: it and I pitched it and they love the idea
• 32:10
  Speaker 1: and what it is it's gonna be. It's gonna be
• 32:12
  Speaker 1: real cases and people sign after David's that they're actual
• 32:17
  Speaker 1: real cases, and I'm allowed to settle the dispute. Now
• 32:22
  Speaker 1: I can use the law or I can use Steve's law.
• 32:28
  Speaker 1: Oh boy, I can use better judgment, or I can
• 32:33
  Speaker 1: use my judgment. I can throw it out, dismiss it.
• 32:38
  Speaker 1: I can rule how I want to rule, and everybody
• 32:41
  Speaker 1: has to go along with it. It's gonna be a
• 32:44
  Speaker 1: different take on judge shows. It will not be your
• 32:48
  Speaker 1: regular comment yourself. I mean, I just got to go on,
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: throw it out there. You know, do you do you
• 32:55
  Speaker 1: have a bailiff that there will be a bailiff? They
• 33:00
  Speaker 1: are they are looking for bailiff now, all right, nobody
• 33:05
  Speaker 1: settled on it. They're looking for bailiff. They're leaning. They're
• 33:10
  Speaker 1: leaning towards a woman. That's what we're right here at. Well,
• 33:24
  Speaker 1: I like elation coming soon to ABC. All right, Steve
• 33:30
  Speaker 1: introduced miss Please, ladies and gentlemen, Miss Anne Tripp. Oh,
• 33:35
  Speaker 1: thank you very much, and welcome back, Steve. This is
• 33:37
  Speaker 1: a trip with the news Nationally, the death toll from
• 33:39
  Speaker 1: hurricane tropical Storm Eida stands at sixty eight so far
• 33:43
  Speaker 1: and Louisiana. Many remain without power. That may be the
• 33:46
  Speaker 1: situation for some time, especially in the southeastern part of
• 33:49
  Speaker 1: the state. New Orleans Councilman J Bank says the situation
• 33:52
  Speaker 1: is awful. There were rooms that the ceilings had caved
• 33:56
  Speaker 1: in that obviously water had gotten into there's one we're
• 34:00
  Speaker 1: clearly the lady. There's no way she could sleep because
• 34:03
  Speaker 1: the ceiling dolls had fallen wet on the bed till
• 34:06
  Speaker 1: the bed was soaking wet. President Biden personally surveyed the
• 34:08
  Speaker 1: damage left by Hurricane I to in Louisiana last week.
• 34:11
  Speaker 1: Today he visits New York City, especially the part of Queens,
• 34:15
  Speaker 1: the Borough of Queens, which was really very badly hit
• 34:17
  Speaker 1: and there are many deaths there and also in New Jersey.
• 34:20
  Speaker 1: As of yesterday Labor Day, some nine million Americans lost
• 34:24
  Speaker 1: their unemployment benefits now a labor day, CBS polls shows
• 34:28
  Speaker 1: that most Americans favor a hike by the way in
• 34:30
  Speaker 1: the minimum wage. The current federal how early rage is
• 34:33
  Speaker 1: hourly wages seven twenty five cents, and seven out of
• 34:36
  Speaker 1: ten Americans think that should be higher. As you would expect,
• 34:39
  Speaker 1: support for a minimum wage hike is high among those
• 34:42
  Speaker 1: with lower incomes and politically, eighty five percent of Democrats
• 34:46
  Speaker 1: think the minimum should be higher. Fifty two percent of
• 34:48
  Speaker 1: Republicans agree with that. Sixty seven percent of people making
• 34:51
  Speaker 1: more than one hundred thousand dollars favor an increase, while
• 34:54
  Speaker 1: seventy four percent of those making less than fifty grand
• 34:57
  Speaker 1: feel the same way. Texas Governor Greg Abbott's approval rating
• 35:01
  Speaker 1: as tanking ever since his state moved to restrict access
• 35:04
  Speaker 1: to voting and emotional abortions. The Portland, Oregon City Council
• 35:07
  Speaker 1: is scheduled to vote tomorrow on a proposal of the
• 35:10
  Speaker 1: band doing any business with the state of Texas because
• 35:12
  Speaker 1: of its recently passed anti abortion law. Portland Mayor Ted
• 35:15
  Speaker 1: Wheeler wants to ban any state employee business travel as well.
• 35:19
  Speaker 1: Texas not only banns abortions after a fetal heartbeat is detected,
• 35:23
  Speaker 1: but also allows and basically rewards any citizen to sue
• 35:25
  Speaker 1: anybody who they receive, or fee or perceive of has
• 35:28
  Speaker 1: helped a woman receive an abortion. Finally, sad and shocking
• 35:32
  Speaker 1: news as you heard moments ago, actor Michael Kenneth Williams
• 35:35
  Speaker 1: dead at age fifty four. Officials are calling his passing
• 35:37
  Speaker 1: the result of an overdose or they think of a
• 35:40
  Speaker 1: fentonel laced heroin. Williams a brilliant actor best known for
• 35:43
  Speaker 1: his parts in several movies in Boardwalk, Empire, Who's a
• 35:46
  Speaker 1: five time Emmy nominee. He was most recently nominated for
• 35:49
  Speaker 1: his work at Lovecraft Country and he played Oh myar
• 35:51
  Speaker 1: Little on the Wire and he was scary. Michael Kay
• 35:56
  Speaker 1: Williams found dead in his Brooklyn apartment. Now back to
• 35:58
  Speaker 1: the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You're listening to show. In
• 36:03
  Speaker 1: trending headlines, President Biden says he'll defend women's right to
• 36:07
  Speaker 1: choose after the Supreme Court failed to strike down a
• 36:10
  Speaker 1: Texas abortion law that makes the procedure illegal six weeks
• 36:15
  Speaker 1: after pregnancy. The President said in a statement, this extreme
• 36:19
  Speaker 1: Texas law blatantly violates the constitutional right established under row
• 36:24
  Speaker 1: versus Wade and upheld as president for nearly half a century.
• 36:29
  Speaker 1: The President added that his administration will protect and defend
• 36:33
  Speaker 1: the law established with Rowley Wade, but it's not exactly
• 36:38
  Speaker 1: clear what Biden will or can do in the future.
• 36:41
  Speaker 1: Supporters of abortion rights are seeking a more defined strategy
• 36:46
  Speaker 1: to counter the High courts in action to the Texas laws.
• 36:52
  Speaker 1: While enough, I would have to vote Texas Yeaheriously, seriously,
• 36:59
  Speaker 1: you know, I don't understand. You know, I did see
• 37:01
  Speaker 1: a little bit of this while I was awake. I
• 37:03
  Speaker 1: don't understand this. In Texas. They you can do whatever
• 37:11
  Speaker 1: you want to do with your body when it comes
• 37:13
  Speaker 1: down to a mask, But then when it comes down
• 37:16
  Speaker 1: to a woman's body, you gotta do what everybody tell
• 37:18
  Speaker 1: you to do. You get a choice with your body
• 37:21
  Speaker 1: with a mask, but you don't get a choice with
• 37:23
  Speaker 1: your body with nothing else. Right, it don't make no
• 37:26
  Speaker 1: damn sense. It don't make no damn sense. And men
• 37:31
  Speaker 1: and men make these rules more and our body, who
• 37:35
  Speaker 1: can't have a single right, They make the decisions for
• 37:40
  Speaker 1: our body. But you want to protect the babies that
• 37:44
  Speaker 1: are unborn, but the babies that are here in school,
• 37:46
  Speaker 1: you don't want them to wear a mask protect them
• 37:48
  Speaker 1: from a deadly virus. And you know what, man I
• 37:55
  Speaker 1: was online looking on Instagram one day and the one
• 37:59
  Speaker 1: of the guys from Texas who was thirty years old
• 38:02
  Speaker 1: that was ahead of the anti mask task force in Texas,
• 38:07
  Speaker 1: thirty years old died from COVID with two children and
• 38:12
  Speaker 1: his wife pregnant. But his wife wore the mask because
• 38:16
  Speaker 1: she didn't want to get sick. This guy died thirty
• 38:19
  Speaker 1: years old from COVID. You know, I just don't understand,
• 38:27
  Speaker 1: because you know they they're gonna start a copy of Texas.
• 38:29
  Speaker 1: That's what they've gonna do. Go see how does go
• 38:31
  Speaker 1: in Texas. Then we're gonna start moving this around. Maybe Florida.
• 38:35
  Speaker 1: Florida tried to North Carolina. Yeah, we are the most
• 38:41
  Speaker 1: hypocritical country of morality mixed with immorality that I've ever seen.
• 38:48
  Speaker 1: We try to act like the most moral country on earth,
• 38:53
  Speaker 1: but we're the most immoral. You you, you're gonna tell
• 38:57
  Speaker 1: a woman what to do with her body, and then
• 38:59
  Speaker 1: you gonna find a way where people of color can't vote. Man,
• 39:04
  Speaker 1: y'all need to take this form of Christianity, y'all got
• 39:08
  Speaker 1: I don't want that. This ain't nothing, man, y'all. This
• 39:13
  Speaker 1: is hypocritical ass country we live in here, man, all right?
• 39:16
  Speaker 1: Coming up at thirty four minutes after the hour, Steve
• 39:19
  Speaker 1: is gonna tell us more about his vacation, more stories
• 39:23
  Speaker 1: right after this you're listening to show, all right. So, Steve,
• 39:29
  Speaker 1: you just got back from your big vacation. You went
• 39:31
  Speaker 1: all around the world and everything, and the fun thing
• 39:35
  Speaker 1: about your vacations is something always happens. There's always a story.
• 39:39
  Speaker 1: You know. I don't have event free vacations, and you know,
• 39:45
  Speaker 1: I think what it is is I actually look for
• 39:48
  Speaker 1: things because like, you know, yeah, I like I like
• 39:52
  Speaker 1: stuff that people don't think it's funny, you know that
• 39:56
  Speaker 1: that happens. And I see, So, okay, we're at the
• 40:01
  Speaker 1: beach one day and I went went a little section
• 40:06
  Speaker 1: of the beach off to yourself, you know. And and
• 40:11
  Speaker 1: it's what, It wasn't crowded beach at all. It may
• 40:14
  Speaker 1: have been maybe been fifteen people total on a big
• 40:18
  Speaker 1: long stretch of beach. Was just wasn't nobody out there.
• 40:21
  Speaker 1: And so all of a sudden, man heard this guy going, hey, hey,
• 40:29
  Speaker 1: let's go. What are you doing? I don't you know?
• 40:33
  Speaker 1: He was snarkling. And he came up and he was
• 40:36
  Speaker 1: standing in waste deep water and a baby octopus had
• 40:41
  Speaker 1: just wrapped itself round his knee. What a baby octopus
• 40:47
  Speaker 1: just wrapped itself round his knee. Now that's all I
• 40:49
  Speaker 1: needed to see. I'm not going in the damn water.
• 40:55
  Speaker 1: I ain't even because I was thinking about going out
• 40:57
  Speaker 1: the splashing round. So I when he walked out the water,
• 41:01
  Speaker 1: he couldn't get the octopus off because the suction was
• 41:04
  Speaker 1: just only and he was trying to be just a
• 41:06
  Speaker 1: little bit baby octopus wasn't no big johant octopus, and
• 41:10
  Speaker 1: you know, but he trying to pull it off, but
• 41:12
  Speaker 1: he can't get it off, and so he's standing there. Huh,
• 41:16
  Speaker 1: I know you didn't help him. Help him? Well, he
• 41:22
  Speaker 1: was out of the water. STI. I don't want to
• 41:25
  Speaker 1: go in the water. I don't know him or the octopus.
• 41:29
  Speaker 1: Why am I? You don't know what this octopus mad about?
• 41:33
  Speaker 1: When I'm not fitting doing that and I'm not gonna
• 41:35
  Speaker 1: go get his octopus an option? Clearly, yeah, yeah, clearly
• 41:43
  Speaker 1: he is doing what he wants to do. Yeah, And
• 41:46
  Speaker 1: he got his little tentacles wrapped around him. So he's
• 41:48
  Speaker 1: standing there. He's pretty calm about it, and he goes,
• 41:51
  Speaker 1: I can't get it off. So his son sees him,
• 41:56
  Speaker 1: and his son goes and starts pull an octopus, but
• 41:59
  Speaker 1: nothing's worth so it goes, I gotta get this off,
• 42:03
  Speaker 1: and nothing's working. So he gets a beer can that
• 42:10
  Speaker 1: he had and he starts he starts hitting the octopus. Well,
• 42:14
  Speaker 1: the octopus is soft, so it's doing nothing. If you
• 42:17
  Speaker 1: hit too hard, you're gonna hurt your damn self, right,
• 42:20
  Speaker 1: So the octopus is smart, so he just moving his
• 42:23
  Speaker 1: arms two different so he was trying to hit the
• 42:28
  Speaker 1: octopus so hard the octopus would move and he would
• 42:30
  Speaker 1: hit itself. He was he was holid. Now I'm sitting here, man,
• 42:37
  Speaker 1: I'm I'm the only thing I'm dreading is I didn't
• 42:40
  Speaker 1: feel on this right, but I'm enjoying it so much
• 42:44
  Speaker 1: because I got a peint clode in mine and it's TV.
• 42:46
  Speaker 1: To me, It's much TV, so he says. So this
• 42:52
  Speaker 1: then went on for about two minutes straight, and he said,
• 42:55
  Speaker 1: I gotta get it off. So he walks back in
• 42:58
  Speaker 1: the water and the octopus released him. And then he now,
• 43:03
  Speaker 1: instead of just letting octopus go, he tried to you
• 43:07
  Speaker 1: sogn them up, son, and he picked the octopus up
• 43:11
  Speaker 1: and tried to throw it. Not the octopus to wrap
• 43:14
  Speaker 1: round his hand. I was on that damned beach, Hollid,
• 43:19
  Speaker 1: that octopus I got some he wrapped completely round his hand.
• 43:28
  Speaker 1: I said, man, the octopus was off and he was
• 43:30
  Speaker 1: floating away about to go down, and the dude grabbed
• 43:33
  Speaker 1: it again and he wrapped around his hand. While I
• 43:35
  Speaker 1: was in there, Holliday said video that I wasn't even
• 43:40
  Speaker 1: it was too enjoyable. I said, man, thank you lord, man,
• 43:44
  Speaker 1: I'm glad I saw this. Yea eventually got it off
• 43:47
  Speaker 1: his head and took it back out there and switched
• 43:49
  Speaker 1: it round in the water. But this time he got
• 43:51
  Speaker 1: his ass out that water. And then here was the
• 43:56
  Speaker 1: Here was the white moment of the day. Okay, two
• 44:00
  Speaker 1: minutes later, three white people out there in the same place.
• 44:06
  Speaker 1: Come on, where is the mama octopus saying? Now? Thank you?
• 44:13
  Speaker 1: See for another crazy vacation story. Coming up next, the
• 44:17
  Speaker 1: nephew and the prank phone call for it today. Right
• 44:19
  Speaker 1: after this, you're listening to the Stave Harvey Morning Show
• 44:24
  Speaker 1: coming up at the top of the hour. Right about
• 44:27
  Speaker 1: four minutes after it's my Strawberry letter for today, the
• 44:29
  Speaker 1: subject my best friends are my exes. We'll get into
• 44:34
  Speaker 1: that in just a little bit. Yeah, but right now
• 44:37
  Speaker 1: the nephew is here with today's prank phone call. What
• 44:40
  Speaker 1: you got for his neff? Your baby going back the
• 44:46
  Speaker 1: pre k? Oh, your baby Yeah, yeah, yeah, it didn't
• 44:50
  Speaker 1: do too well, Your baby going back to pre k.
• 44:53
  Speaker 1: We gotta do, we gotta start. We just got to
• 44:54
  Speaker 1: start all with baby going back to pre k. Let's
• 44:57
  Speaker 1: go cat th Hello, Yes, I'm trying to reach missus Thomas. Please,
• 45:03
  Speaker 1: my name is mister Stapleton, I'm actually the principal over
• 45:06
  Speaker 1: at elementary school. You're I'm looking at my records indicating
• 45:10
  Speaker 1: that your son, Thomas is going to be starting his
• 45:14
  Speaker 1: first grade. Ready, right, listen, miss Thomas, Um, I've been
• 45:20
  Speaker 1: going through actually all of the children's records that will
• 45:23
  Speaker 1: be starting school, and I'm looking at your son's grades
• 45:27
  Speaker 1: from his kindergarten. Well, no, not exactly. I mean there's
• 45:33
  Speaker 1: been a few. Uh. I actually spoke with the teacher
• 45:36
  Speaker 1: who he was under in kindergarten, and it seems like
• 45:39
  Speaker 1: he just really wasn't up to par as the rest
• 45:42
  Speaker 1: of the children. Now, his conduct, Now, he talked, but
• 45:46
  Speaker 1: he gets his work. So what else is she saying
• 45:49
  Speaker 1: on that that ain't right? Well, what what's what it
• 45:51
  Speaker 1: seems to be, ma'am is that his grades weren't up
• 45:54
  Speaker 1: to par as the rest of the other children. She
• 45:56
  Speaker 1: did tell me he was a disobedient child, talking two
• 46:00
  Speaker 1: different things. Come on, Okay, well, man, listen, what we've
• 46:04
  Speaker 1: decided here is we're gonna let a little actually do
• 46:08
  Speaker 1: another year of kindergarten. No, y'all ain't gonna let him
• 46:11
  Speaker 1: do another year of kindergarten. No, Sun man, that's that's
• 46:14
  Speaker 1: the only choice I have to look. No, we got
• 46:17
  Speaker 1: our letter in the mail with our report card the
• 46:21
  Speaker 1: week after school starting, and it's said on the back promoted.
• 46:25
  Speaker 1: And if I got to get about this couch and
• 46:27
  Speaker 1: go get it, I'm gonna be dot because I'm telling
• 46:30
  Speaker 1: you right now we will be in the first grade kindergarten.
• 46:33
  Speaker 1: Won that hard. I'm not sure what they told you
• 46:36
  Speaker 1: about him, but it must be the wrong. Well, I
• 46:40
  Speaker 1: understanding he's he doesn't color as well as the rest
• 46:42
  Speaker 1: of kids. He's all out of he's out of the
• 46:44
  Speaker 1: lines when he called. He doesn't know his numbers completely.
• 46:47
  Speaker 1: And that's kind of what we need when you first
• 46:49
  Speaker 1: come into into the first grad when I can show
• 46:53
  Speaker 1: you on this paper he did satisfactory all the way through.
• 46:56
  Speaker 1: Now you about the mailf and I'm already sick calling me.
• 46:59
  Speaker 1: What's about my son? Lunkin kender guard and he ain't
• 47:03
  Speaker 1: that kind of does not color? Well, man, Listen, color
• 47:07
  Speaker 1: ain't gonna do with the dad guard kinder garden. He
• 47:09
  Speaker 1: is going to the first grade, and I'll be down
• 47:11
  Speaker 1: there on August twenty fourth. I will not be able
• 47:14
  Speaker 1: to allow you to get in the school on August
• 47:16
  Speaker 1: when you, mister, I'm sorry, and let me get let
• 47:20
  Speaker 1: me tell you what. Let me go in and get
• 47:21
  Speaker 1: my pens and pen because I don't live that far
• 47:23
  Speaker 1: from this school. And if y'all an't read it down
• 47:25
  Speaker 1: there causing some comfort, I need to get up and
• 47:27
  Speaker 1: go down there, because I'm not telling my baby when
• 47:28
  Speaker 1: he come home to day that he ain't going to
• 47:30
  Speaker 1: the dad come first, man. I hate to say it,
• 47:32
  Speaker 1: but I'm gonna have to refuse education from him on
• 47:35
  Speaker 1: August twenty four. You know what, I just went back
• 47:37
  Speaker 1: and put him in public school. I know that was
• 47:39
  Speaker 1: a stake in the first place. Food which you're talking
• 47:41
  Speaker 1: about some coloring. Give me your name again, sir Stapleton man,
• 47:45
  Speaker 1: And what's that number down there? The number here is
• 47:48
  Speaker 1: actually area code women. I got the number them mind.
• 47:52
  Speaker 1: I pulled up this report card. I got the number
• 47:53
  Speaker 1: in your name on the back of this paper. I'll
• 47:55
  Speaker 1: tell you what, August twenty fourth will be coming in there,
• 47:58
  Speaker 1: going to school, and I might make a trip around
• 48:00
  Speaker 1: that this evening when I come from the doctorment. The
• 48:02
  Speaker 1: bottom line is, I'm not going to hear that Colin
• 48:05
  Speaker 1: ain't got noh to do with nothing. Else. It's not
• 48:09
  Speaker 1: only color, he's a rhythmea tickets back. No, are you
• 48:12
  Speaker 1: working with him at home? Are you doing anything at home?
• 48:16
  Speaker 1: What you're trying to say, I'm an incompetent parent. I'm
• 48:18
  Speaker 1: just asking as a parent, are you working with your child?
• 48:21
  Speaker 1: Working with my child every day? He can read better
• 48:23
  Speaker 1: than you. Probably, No, he can't read. I'm the prince.
• 48:26
  Speaker 1: I can't read better than you, because honestly, you read
• 48:28
  Speaker 1: that role on that paper that he's supposed to be
• 48:30
  Speaker 1: going back to kindergarten when I know the paper saying
• 48:33
  Speaker 1: from it going to the first grade. And I'm not
• 48:35
  Speaker 1: listening to no more this about him going backwards. Now,
• 48:38
  Speaker 1: if you got a problem with your paper work, maybe
• 48:42
  Speaker 1: you need to go talk to your secretary of somebody
• 48:44
  Speaker 1: in there that wrote my baby name down, your name,
• 48:47
  Speaker 1: your son's name, Thomas Man. No, it ain't him, baby,
• 48:50
  Speaker 1: I know it ain't him. You're not gonna sit up
• 48:52
  Speaker 1: and tell me my son is flocking kindergarten. He is
• 48:54
  Speaker 1: not going back to that kindergarten. Don't bring your son
• 48:57
  Speaker 1: down here. August twenty four, I tell you what. Be
• 49:00
  Speaker 1: ready to whip me and my husband, but we will
• 49:03
  Speaker 1: be down there abid for backpack, shoes, uniform everything you
• 49:07
  Speaker 1: hear me, I will not be able to long him
• 49:09
  Speaker 1: and education and that right now. I will come down
• 49:11
  Speaker 1: there right now and make that correction on that paper
• 49:14
  Speaker 1: for you. Can you bring your baby is not going
• 49:16
  Speaker 1: back to no cander garden for no coloring? Can you
• 49:19
  Speaker 1: bring him down him and let him color for me?
• 49:20
  Speaker 1: For I can't you tell my color in the rhythm
• 49:22
  Speaker 1: and taking our yourselves? No? Uh no, I'm sorry. We
• 49:26
  Speaker 1: will be down there. Iust to twenty four. I would
• 49:28
  Speaker 1: have this poor card in my head that says you
• 49:32
  Speaker 1: have been promoted to the first brother. He gonna have
• 49:34
  Speaker 1: a mound on his face, and so are you. I
• 49:36
  Speaker 1: got one more thing I need to tell you. Are
• 49:38
  Speaker 1: you listening to me? I'm listening. You ain't saying nothing. Yeah,
• 49:41
  Speaker 1: you better say something that sounds like the first grade,
• 49:43
  Speaker 1: because I'm not playing. I would go down to this dak.
• 49:45
  Speaker 1: I'm administrative office, and I had because my son will
• 49:49
  Speaker 1: be in that first grade. Are you raising your voice?
• 49:52
  Speaker 1: Who are you raising your voice? You talking craction to me?
• 49:55
  Speaker 1: I'm talking crestienth what I'm a grown woman. I don't
• 49:58
  Speaker 1: need to be explained to you. Why I'm trying to
• 50:01
  Speaker 1: Did you graduate? Honey? I am a college degree person.
• 50:05
  Speaker 1: I have a great job. My husband and I do
• 50:07
  Speaker 1: well for ourselves and for our children. And that's why
• 50:09
  Speaker 1: we're not. You're not You're not even at work right now, man,
• 50:12
  Speaker 1: that I'm set phone. I told you that when you
• 50:14
  Speaker 1: call him right on the doctor to call me now
• 50:17
  Speaker 1: a partner missing my phone call? Can you color because
• 50:20
  Speaker 1: your son can't color? Why? God? Question is that? Can't?
• 50:23
  Speaker 1: Ask me? Can I color? Why you white and black?
• 50:26
  Speaker 1: You ask me? So? I dress me. I'm not color. No,
• 50:28
  Speaker 1: I ask you can you color like some racist lines?
• 50:32
  Speaker 1: And that? Can you color? No? I'm my coloring and
• 50:36
  Speaker 1: me my color ain't got nothing to do with none
• 50:38
  Speaker 1: of this is just a race thing. No, he's trying
• 50:41
  Speaker 1: to make sure you send him back. No, I'm not
• 50:43
  Speaker 1: trying to send him back. I want to send him
• 50:45
  Speaker 1: back to color to get his coloring together. You what
• 50:48
  Speaker 1: that ain't got nothing to do with nothing. And if
• 50:49
  Speaker 1: you are the head person down there now, you are
• 50:52
  Speaker 1: ain't competent and you aren't in a literate call me
• 50:55
  Speaker 1: and tell me that my son has to go back
• 50:57
  Speaker 1: to the first grad. I got one more thing. You
• 50:59
  Speaker 1: don't want mixed up. I'll tell you what. I'm through
• 51:01
  Speaker 1: with this guy. I'm through with this guy. I'm gonna
• 51:02
  Speaker 1: say one more thing and I'm gonna be out here.
• 51:04
  Speaker 1: Are you listening, I'm listening. That's his nephew, Tommy from
• 51:07
  Speaker 1: the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You just got prank by
• 51:10
  Speaker 1: your girlfriend, Felicia. I'm gonna be Felicia. I am gonna
• 51:16
  Speaker 1: beat her. You're about to get the plank. I mean,
• 51:22
  Speaker 1: I'm right now and everything thing now, I'm gonna everything.
• 51:25
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna beat her because you know, I don't play
• 51:27
  Speaker 1: when it comes to back. That's all right, all right,
• 51:31
  Speaker 1: but one more question. Now, what is the baddest I'm
• 51:33
  Speaker 1: talking about the baddest radio show in the land. That's
• 51:36
  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show. Baby, she was not here for him,
• 51:45
  Speaker 1: her boy at all. I never heard this before telling me,
• 51:49
  Speaker 1: but I am a cause degree person. It ain't graduating
• 51:56
  Speaker 1: no more. It's just persons not coloring in the lines.
• 52:02
  Speaker 1: You know, That's just that's that's a requirement at PK.
• 52:06
  Speaker 1: You got to be in the color in the lions.
• 52:07
  Speaker 1: But we send you on the first break. I'm sorry,
• 52:10
  Speaker 1: are you asking me? I'm my color. Oh yeah, oh
• 52:14
  Speaker 1: oh yeah, oh oh, she was gonna turn it into that. Yeah,
• 52:18
  Speaker 1: she was gonna be down there with some other issues.
• 52:20
  Speaker 1: I hear racism, Yeah yeah, a lawsuit for the schoolboy
• 52:26
  Speaker 1: racial lines. And then September twenty fourth and twenty fifth.
• 52:31
  Speaker 1: September twenty four, twenty fifth, Friday and Saturday, the Nephew
• 52:34
  Speaker 1: was coming to West Palm Beach. That's the improv baby,
• 52:36
  Speaker 1: that's right, West Palm Beach, twenty four, twenty fifth, tickets
• 52:40
  Speaker 1: on seal red naw, you hear what I said, Red nast,
• 52:44
  Speaker 1: West Palm Beach floor. The Nephew come to town, laying
• 52:47
  Speaker 1: in the cut. You already know, Detroit, Michigan. I told
• 52:50
  Speaker 1: what the sixteenth at the Music Hall. That's right. Yeah,
• 52:53
  Speaker 1: ain't hunt tickets your own seal Right now, I got
• 52:56
  Speaker 1: a hell of a lineup for y'all. Didn't told you
• 52:58
  Speaker 1: about it over and over again. You dumb want to
• 53:00
  Speaker 1: miss it. But I get you to line up one
• 53:02
  Speaker 1: more game. You want to hear? One say you want
• 53:04
  Speaker 1: to hear let's go. Yeah, all right, I got I'm
• 53:10
  Speaker 1: scrolling through my phone. That's broken. Dominique god Tory, Dominique
• 53:18
  Speaker 1: Rodney Perry Tommy Davidson, hosted by Yours truly nephew, Tommy,
• 53:22
  Speaker 1: I told sixteenth Detroit, Michigan. All right, we talked about
• 53:25
  Speaker 1: November later. Yeah, yeah, Tommy Davison man was one of
• 53:28
  Speaker 1: my favorite stand ups. Man A right boy. All right, nephew,
• 53:33
  Speaker 1: thank you. Coming up next, Strawberry Letter. Subject my best
• 53:36
  Speaker 1: friends are my exus. We'll get into it right after this.
• 53:40
  Speaker 1: You're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show time now for
• 53:45
  Speaker 1: today's Strawberry Letter. And if you need advice and relationships, dating, work, sex,
• 53:49
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• 53:52
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• 53:56
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• 53:58
  Speaker 1: we're gonna read this one right here, right now. You
• 54:01
  Speaker 1: never know. This could be yours, It could be yours.
• 54:04
  Speaker 1: Buckle up and hold on tight. We got it for
• 54:06
  Speaker 1: you here. It is the Strawberry Letter. Thank you, nephews.
• 54:09
  Speaker 1: Subject my best friends are my exes. Dear Stephen Shirley.
• 54:13
  Speaker 1: I'm a thirty three year old married woman and I've
• 54:15
  Speaker 1: been with my husband for eight years, married for five.
• 54:19
  Speaker 1: My husband just found out that my male best friend
• 54:22
  Speaker 1: is my ex boyfriend. I also have a female best
• 54:25
  Speaker 1: friend that I used to have threesomes with. We are
• 54:28
  Speaker 1: all close and they loved my husband and he loved them.
• 54:31
  Speaker 1: I was on FaceTime with my best friend the other
• 54:34
  Speaker 1: night and he mentioned a tattoo on my lower back
• 54:37
  Speaker 1: and said he remembered when I got it. My husband
• 54:40
  Speaker 1: looked at me so crazy and then told my best
• 54:42
  Speaker 1: friend he was out of line. My best friend laughed
• 54:46
  Speaker 1: and told my husband to chill out and loosen up
• 54:48
  Speaker 1: or he would screw his wife again. I almost fainted.
• 54:52
  Speaker 1: What what? Yeah? You want me to go back over
• 54:56
  Speaker 1: that line? You ain't got to go back over. We're
• 54:58
  Speaker 1: reading this damn letter right exactly, see exactly exactly. My
• 55:04
  Speaker 1: best friend tried to say it was a joke, but
• 55:06
  Speaker 1: my husband cursed him out and said he'd better not
• 55:09
  Speaker 1: see him anytime soon. My best friend said he was
• 55:12
  Speaker 1: on his way over. Less than an hour later, my
• 55:15
  Speaker 1: best friend showed up at our apartment ready to fight.
• 55:18
  Speaker 1: My husband went outside and made me stay inside. My
• 55:22
  Speaker 1: crazy ex was yelling so loud. I heard him tell
• 55:25
  Speaker 1: my husband that he slept with me for years and
• 55:27
  Speaker 1: we had threesomes with my female best friend. He bragged
• 55:31
  Speaker 1: about our sexual past. My ex boyfriend slashed best friend
• 55:35
  Speaker 1: and I had vowed to keep our past in the past,
• 55:38
  Speaker 1: and we haven't had sex in over fifteen years. They
• 55:41
  Speaker 1: were so loud that our neighbors came out and threatened
• 55:44
  Speaker 1: to call the police. My ex left and my husband
• 55:47
  Speaker 1: told me I could go with him, but of course
• 55:50
  Speaker 1: I stayed and tried to talk some sense into my
• 55:52
  Speaker 1: husband my best My husband said I'm a sneaky, lying woman,
• 55:56
  Speaker 1: and he gave me an ultimatum, either my friends or
• 55:59
  Speaker 1: my marriage. I don't think that's fair. Why is it
• 56:02
  Speaker 1: such a big deal that I'm still friends with two
• 56:04
  Speaker 1: people I've had sex with? Please help? Are you kidding
• 56:08
  Speaker 1: me right now? It's a big deal because this happened, Okay,
• 56:13
  Speaker 1: because your stupid ex boyfriend did this, and your husband
• 56:17
  Speaker 1: should have whipped his behind. Seriously, he came over there
• 56:20
  Speaker 1: asking for it anyway. That com he made to your
• 56:23
  Speaker 1: husband about screwing you and all of that was so
• 56:27
  Speaker 1: completely out of line and disrespectful. He obviously has a
• 56:30
  Speaker 1: problem with you, your marriage, and especially your husband. He's jealous,
• 56:35
  Speaker 1: he's a hater. He's trying to sabotage everything. He knew
• 56:40
  Speaker 1: exactly what he was doing with all that loud yelling
• 56:43
  Speaker 1: outside and around the neighbors and stuff. But you're the
• 56:46
  Speaker 1: problem because you don't see what your husband is talking about.
• 56:50
  Speaker 1: You don't see that it is such a big deal,
• 56:53
  Speaker 1: and you don't think it's fair that you can't see
• 56:55
  Speaker 1: your friends again. Come on, you need to cancel him,
• 56:57
  Speaker 1: You need to cancel her. Stick with your husband been
• 57:00
  Speaker 1: Those aren't your friends. He broke the code, he broke
• 57:03
  Speaker 1: the trust. All of that, you guys agreed not to tell.
• 57:06
  Speaker 1: And your husband doesn't care if it was fifteen years ago,
• 57:08
  Speaker 1: a fifteen minutes ago. All right, This dude was out
• 57:12
  Speaker 1: of line. He probably suspected something your husband all along. Anyway,
• 57:17
  Speaker 1: some things, you know, these secrets people should take to
• 57:20
  Speaker 1: their grave, and you should be glad his sorry butt
• 57:22
  Speaker 1: is out of your life, all right, Steve, Thank you,
• 57:27
  Speaker 1: Thank welcome, Thank you, Sherley. Beautiful letter to come back to.
• 57:30
  Speaker 1: Ladies and gentlemen. Call everybody you know, and watch what
• 57:34
  Speaker 1: I do with this letter right here. I've been waiting
• 57:36
  Speaker 1: on something like this. Oh God, I'm mister try bell.
• 57:38
  Speaker 1: Letter here would go. Now I'm gonna read this letter
• 57:40
  Speaker 1: and I'm gonna show you this ship ignorance or this
• 57:45
  Speaker 1: whole damn letterm my best friends are my ex Steve.
• 57:49
  Speaker 1: I'm thirty three year old woman and I've been with
• 57:52
  Speaker 1: my husband eight years, married for five. My husband just
• 57:55
  Speaker 1: found out that my male best friend is my ex boyfriend.
• 58:00
  Speaker 1: Right there, I'd have told y'all you can't be friends
• 58:04
  Speaker 1: with somebody you attracted to. I'd have told y'all that.
• 58:08
  Speaker 1: Now here come a letter. I also have a female
• 58:11
  Speaker 1: best friend that I used to have threesomes with. It's
• 58:16
  Speaker 1: a lot of information in this hire letter right here.
• 58:20
  Speaker 1: And I'm telling you right now, you got an ex boyfriend,
• 58:23
  Speaker 1: Your ex boyfriend is your best friend, and your best
• 58:27
  Speaker 1: girlfriend you used to have threesome with. That's already too
• 58:31
  Speaker 1: many damn people in this letter already. We ain't even
• 58:35
  Speaker 1: got out the first paragraph, and I'm thinking about eight
• 58:37
  Speaker 1: people in here, all already this room crowded. Now we
• 58:42
  Speaker 1: are all close, and they loved my husband and he
• 58:45
  Speaker 1: loved them. That's a problem right there. How you still
• 58:49
  Speaker 1: close and you married with all these people that's supposed
• 58:53
  Speaker 1: to be your exes. It don't ever work out. I
• 58:56
  Speaker 1: was on FaceTime with my best friend and here's another problem.
• 59:00
  Speaker 1: You stop calling him your best friend, because this finic
• 59:02
  Speaker 1: turned ugly. I was on the phone FaceTime with my
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  Speaker 1: best friend the other night and he mentioned the tattoo
• 59:10
  Speaker 1: on my lower back and he said he remembered when
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  Speaker 1: I got it. Wait a minute, right there, all of
• 59:18
  Speaker 1: us on this show that's married, can you be on
• 59:22
  Speaker 1: a FaceTime with a person of the opposite six talking
• 59:25
  Speaker 1: about a damn tattoo that's on your lower back or
• 59:28
  Speaker 1: talking just on FaceTime? I wish I hefel would FaceTime
• 59:34
  Speaker 1: and I'm sitting up in here with Marge. What just already? Okay?
• 59:41
  Speaker 1: He mentioned the tattoo and he remember when I got it.
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  Speaker 1: My husband looked at me so crazy and then told
• 59:46
  Speaker 1: my best friend he was out of line. Quit calling
• 59:49
  Speaker 1: this man your best friend. See this's the problem with
• 59:53
  Speaker 1: this whole letter. Your best friends ain't your friends. Then
• 59:57
  Speaker 1: she said, my best friend aft and told my husband
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 1: to chill out and loosen up or he would screw
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 1: his wife again. We need to stop this damn letter.
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 1: Right here, before I started cussing, We've fen to go
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  Speaker 1: to commercial break because all I want to do right
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  Speaker 1: now it's cuss And on a commercial break, I'm gonna
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 1: get all the cussing out and then I'll be back.
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 1: All right, loosen up, and I'm gonna screw your wife again. Mother, WHOA.
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 1: All right, Look, we'll have part two of Steve's response
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 1: if we still have jobs when we come back at
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 1: twenty three minutes after the hour. Right after this, you're
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 1: listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, Come on, Steve,
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 1: let's recap today's strawberry letter of the subject my best
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  Speaker 1: friends are my exes. Let's that's all I got to
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  Speaker 1: say about it right here. Okay, so I've been cussing
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 1: the whole break right, Yes, So now let me get
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 1: back into this eating it ass. Let it's thirty to
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  Speaker 1: your old woman who's her best friend is her ex
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 1: boyfriend and her best female friend is a woman that
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 1: choosed to have threesomes with a lot of people. In
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 1: this letter, we've discovered that she was facetiming with her
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 1: best friend who was another man. The other night. He
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 1: mentioned the tattoo on my lower back and said he
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  Speaker 1: remember when I got it. My husband looked at me
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  Speaker 1: so crazy and then told my best friend he was
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  Speaker 1: out of line. Quit calling him your best friend. He
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 1: just mentioned the tattoo on your lower back, and he
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  Speaker 1: remember when you got it? He didn't posted no nothing
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 1: about this. Okay, here we go. My best friend laughed, laughed,
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 1: he laughed, and told my husband to chill out and
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 1: loosen up or he would screw his wife again. See
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 1: I'm confused, he laughed. He was talking to me. See
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 1: most men listening to this letter. Can I o't imagine
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 1: a man laughing telling him to chill out? Or we
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 1: almost screw your wife again? What you laughed, oh doc?
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 1: Or you didn't got comfortable? Then? The lady said, I
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 1: almost fainted. My best friend tried to say it was
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 1: a joke. Oudn't told your asked lady quick calling him
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 1: your best friend? This isn't the problem already you keep
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 1: referring to this man as your damn best friend. And
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 1: he tried to say it was a joke, but my
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 1: husband cuts him out and said he'd better not see
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 1: him anytime soon. My best friend, here she go again,
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 1: this health for right here? She ain't learning why she
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 1: keep calling this fool hub. My best friend said he
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 1: was on his way over. They ain't a man living
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 1: gonna tell me to shut up and chill out, or
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 1: you're gonna screw my wife again, and then I promise
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 1: you ask whipping, and then you saying you on your
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 1: way over. You're not gonna believe what's happened when you
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 1: get him. You're not even gonna leave this. The level
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 1: of ass whipping, the intensity of it. You brother, let
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 1: me explain something to you. You're not only driving over
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 1: here for this ass whipping. You are about to be
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 1: in a near death situation. Very close. Okay, He on
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 1: his way over. Less than an hour later, my male
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 1: best friend showed up at our apartment ready to fight.
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 1: Wait a minute, excuse me? Ready to fight for? What?
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 1: What does he have to fight for? See, lady, you're
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 1: leaving something out in this letter because if your ex
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 1: boyfriend your husband tells him, I bet not see you soon.
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 1: He says, I'm coming over there, and thirty minutes later
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 1: he drive over to you and your husband's house, ready
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 1: to fight. My question becomes ready to fight for? What?
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 1: Ain't nobody fighting over? No fifteen year old booty call?
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 1: This is something currently happening? Or drive over here? Whoop
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 1: you over something that happened fifteen years ago? Are you crazy? Well? Anyway,
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 1: when he got over there, this letter is the rest
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 1: of this letter. If I was in this letter is
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 1: totally different. I don't even why we're still writing. All
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 1: the rest of this is just a police report, so
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 1: I don't even know what how you still typing? You
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 1: got a pin here? And who drove over my house?
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 1: My husband went outside and made me stay inside. My
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 1: crazy X was yelling so loud. I heard him tell
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 1: my husband he slept with me for years and we
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 1: had threesomes with my female best friend. He bragged about
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 1: our sexual past. Wait a minute, how he had time
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 1: to say all this? Yeah, say Jenson, what's what you mean?
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 1: I heard him yelling, and he said, no, when you
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 1: drove over hill right that ass whooping, I promised you
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 1: it commisses soon as you get out to call, matter
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 1: of fact, the ass women starting before you get out
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 1: the car. Dog, I'm bossing your wonder. I don't even
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 1: understand this here man, this lady right here, and then
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 1: for years and we had three soomes with my female
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 1: best friend. He bragged about our sexual pass my ex
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 1: boyfriend and I vowed again Again here you go, you
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 1: keep calling this man your ex boy friend. You stupid,
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 1: You so damned stupid. That's why you ain't goin to
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 1: have no husband because you keep putting value on this dude.
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 1: Right here, my ex best friend and I vowed to
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 1: keep our pass in the past and we haven't had
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 1: sex and over fifteen years. I'm finding that hard to believe,
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 1: because ain't nobody drove over your house over some sex
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 1: that's fifteen years old. Not no black dude, I don't know,
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 1: no white dude do that. I don't know no dude
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 1: do that. They were so loud that I neighbors came
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 1: out and threatened to call the police. Loud most asked.
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 1: Womens I've been involved in have been very quiet. You know,
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 1: it's occasional grunting and stuff. But all this loud talking.
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 1: They're out there agging. I don't even know what. They're
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 1: out there arguing about my ex. Now here we go.
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 1: My ex left left. How alive your ex left? This
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 1: is just part of this letter. I'm not understand. Let
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 1: me read this to you again. My ex left left.
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 1: I part two for this letter. When we come. Oh,
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 1: I have more for this right here, I'm stuck. They
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 1: aging my husband. My ex left left three in a car.
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 1: Coming up, we'll have part three of today's struggle to
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 1: drive away. Steve Harvey is back my best friend on
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 1: his own car. We'll be back right after this. You're listening,
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 1: all right, Come on, Steve. Part three of today's Strawberry Letter.
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 1: The subject is my best friends are my exes? I
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 1: showed hope y'all been with me on this letter. Right here,
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 1: this thirty three year old woman got this ex boyfriend
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 1: that's her best friend, and her husband didn't know it,
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 1: and today was talking on the phone on the FaceTime,
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 1: which should have never happened. And then he mentioned the
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 1: tattoo on her back and he remember when he got it.
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 1: The husband said, hey, man, you out of line. Best
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 1: friend laugh told her husband chill out, loosing up, I'm
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 1: gonna screw your wife again. The lady almost faigned, and
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 1: then she said, my best friend tried to say it
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 1: was a joke from husband. Custom Mount said he bet,
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 1: and I've seen no time soon. Then the best friend
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 1: said he was on his way over. Less than a
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 1: half hour later, the male best friend showed up at
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 1: our apartment, Betty to fight. Because see, once you drive
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 1: over to the house, Betty to fight, then the fight
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 1: gonna happen. But now your heals would went outside made
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 1: you stay inside. My crazy ex was yelling so loud.
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 1: I heard him tell my husband he snapped with me
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 1: for years, you might have heard him say, and I slept.
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 1: That's but that's all you face, all this to how
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 1: long and all that old? And we had a three
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 1: soon with your girlfriends and I saw the tattoo. Ain't
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 1: none of that coming out, because see, it's just this
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 1: too much argon right now. And then my ex best
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 1: friend and I vowed to keep our pass in the past,
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 1: and we haven't had sex in over fifteen years. I
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 1: found that hard to believe, because ain't no dude driving
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 1: over your house after to face a husband that threatened
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 1: to do something to you about his wife. Well, you're
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 1: gonna get in your car and come over to my house, bro,
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 1: this is your last time. Now they out there arguin.
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 1: The neighbors want to call the police. And then my
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 1: ex left left. How how I'm confused? He left on
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 1: his own car, He left on a gunning He left
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 1: in the corner back of the corner's car. Hockey league
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 1: not be meaning that he got back in his car
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 1: and my husband told me I could go with him.
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 1: Of course, I stayed in to talk some sinsing in
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 1: my hus I can't even believe it. I'm finn cry.
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 1: But of course I stayed talk since my husband. My
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 1: husband said I'm a sneaky lin woman, and he gave
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 1: me an ultimate ultimatum, either my friends or my marriage.
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 1: I don't think that's fair. You don't think that's fair.
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 1: I'm disappointed in your husband. Cast once I tell you
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 1: when I see you, and then you telling me how
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 1: you heard us outside talking? What as we're talking for?
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 1: I'm disappointed in the husband. I'm disappointed that the police
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 1: didn't have to come. I'm disappointed that your husband ain't
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 1: locked up. I'm I'm supported. I'm disappointed your husband ain't
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 1: facing charges at least second degree. I don't understand how
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 1: your ex was able to leave in the same damn
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 1: car he came in. You're gonna leave in a vehicle,
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 1: but it won't be in a car you came up with,
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 1: and it's gonna have lights on it. The one you
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 1: leave in gonna have lights on it, and it's gonna
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 1: make h Why is stealing? I didn't want to come
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 1: back on vacation and do no day. I'm not a lector.
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 1: I can't standing the stri We'll me back with more
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 1: of the Steve Harvey Morning Show at the top of
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 1: the Wow, you're listening to Steve Morning Show. All right, guys,
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 1: it was a big weekend for HBCU football and Junior
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 1: is here to break it all down. What you got, Junior?
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 1: Oh oh wait a minute, come on, day, this is
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 1: what it was. Oh yeah, you already know. It was
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 1: a classic weekend, Labor Day weekend. Man, football is back
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 1: and you know the classes. Come on, man, you know
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 1: black football. Come on now, Van Martined to the state.
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 1: You don't know Van Martined, Gaydon trash talking going on
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 1: school for school. Well, we had a couple of Labor
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 1: Day class Alabama State University versus Miles In College fourteen
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 1: thirteen Alabama State in overtime they take the win. Oh
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 1: here another classic. I would like to call this the
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 1: classic because I went to the school Priview A and
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 1: M versus Tissue. They wanted a seventeen. The Panthers take it. Baby.
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 1: Let me tell you something quick. Call this a classic
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 1: because we seven years straight whooping tissue Texas Southern litt
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 1: So just do this down for one and Old at
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 1: the beginning every year we just one and Old because
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 1: it's not even class, it's TV's classic. We just want
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 1: to know we're not even gonna do it. Okay. We
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 1: also had the Orange Blossom Classic Jackson State University versus
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 1: FAMU A nail biter here seven to six. Jackson State
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 1: takes the Orange Blossom Classic family Man, great game, but
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 1: not enough. Dean Sanders got the trophy that is gay
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 1: coach Priyan Prime. And also we had the Black College
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 1: Football Hall of Fame Classic Grambling versus the debut of
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 1: Eddie George for Tennessee State. Grambling State University takes in
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 1: sixteen to ten. Eddie George, Man, just one game. Many
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 1: keep your head of congratulates on the job, though, man
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 1: Mo NFL coaches in hbcuth football can't do without your
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 1: brother and fucking get a little change. Here. Uh here
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 1: we go a minute. He produced you know what this is?
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 1: I know you know this is. Come on, Kentucky, done,
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 1: It's done. Come on foot, heal the toe, heal the toes,
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 1: elbows out flutes. Turns mart must be oh you already
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 1: another college? You know who the other college? You know?
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 1: Telling me who this is? You know who it is? Yeah?
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 1: Ain't y? Yeah? I know who it is a little
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 1: bowing school and ain't no drums, right, that's what they did.
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 1: Ted's skate went down to college Station State. Yeah, they
• 1:12:56
  Speaker 1: went down, saying them with division one school, we wiled
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 1: the game. All we got to do a show at
• 1:13:05
  Speaker 1: I d you went his State forty to ten against Texas,
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 1: saying them, but there is a room that kid State.
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 1: Somebody tried to take the Texas say and them Aggie
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 1: back to Cleveland. I don't know who it was, but
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 1: they said they tried to kidnap them. The mascot kid
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 1: State forty ten. Oh man, Yeah, you like saying I whipped.
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 1: Tommy asked, do you have any feelings about this game
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 1: at all? Hell don't know. I went to kid They
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 1: putting me out of the damn school. Oh oh, I'm
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 1: a famous alumni member now that when they putting my
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 1: ass out, sent me that letter and told me not
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 1: to bring my head back down there. Yeah uh huh yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 1: you didn't want me down there. But then when I
• 1:14:04
  Speaker 1: sent him eight black boys to college absolutely free, then
• 1:14:07
  Speaker 1: all of a sudden, I'm a famous black alumni member. Oh.
• 1:14:10
  Speaker 1: They didn't ask me to con They ask me to
• 1:14:11
  Speaker 1: be the grand marsh that the prey. I said, I
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 1: wish I would unless I can fow stuff from the convertible.
• 1:14:20
  Speaker 1: So that damn read back at your ass that you
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 1: wouldn't let me have thank to college for the Fratt.
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 1: That's it. Yeah, he caused no money to go to game.
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 1: To Kent basketball too. We were no revenue school. Yeah.
• 1:14:42
  Speaker 1: Oh man, I made the team one time. That's how
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 1: we weren't all that than walk on. Thank you guys,
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 1: Thank you Junior. Coming up next, more of the Steve
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show. Right after this. You're listening Steve Harvey
• 1:14:59
  Speaker 1: Morning Show. All right, Carla is here with music news
• 1:15:04
  Speaker 1: for today. What you got, Carla, what's going on? Well,
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 1: you know, Friday was the big day Drake released his
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 1: I think it was his sixth studio album, Certified Love
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 1: a Boy. Let me tell you something. I downloaded the album.
• 1:15:20
  Speaker 1: It is hot. I enjoyed. Collabos include jay Z, Little Baby,
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 1: Rick Ross, Little Wayne. You've been listening to a junior
• 1:15:29
  Speaker 1: You feel it ain't got nothing to do with love.
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 1: I know that it really ain'tbody. This boy is checking
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 1: everybody in the industry. I know that, yes he is.
• 1:15:38
  Speaker 1: He is fed up. Drake Drake is definitely fed up.
• 1:15:41
  Speaker 1: So I just tell you uncle, right every man. Yeah,
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 1: I mean this album certified Love a Boy Broke Outful
• 1:15:57
  Speaker 1: Music's twenty twenty one record for the most streamed album
• 1:16:02
  Speaker 1: in a single day. Yeah, what is human Kanye? I
• 1:16:08
  Speaker 1: think they squashed it. I'm not sure. They've been back
• 1:16:11
  Speaker 1: and forth with some stuff. Kanye dropped his album the
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 1: week before, so it's just constantly Yeah, foolishness and publicity
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 1: to to sell some records on both on both and
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 1: Soldier Feel. Now, he didn't left Atlanta that big stadium.
• 1:16:29
  Speaker 1: Now he had Soldier Field and he just keep moving.
• 1:16:32
  Speaker 1: He was there, Yeah, he did a listening party there. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: So congratulations Champagne Poppy. We'll be back of the Steve
• 1:16:40
  Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show. Thank you, Carl It thirty three minutes
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 1: after right after this, you're listening to show some really sad,
• 1:16:49
  Speaker 1: sad news. Actor Michael K. Williams, best known for his
• 1:16:52
  Speaker 1: breakout role as Omar on The Wire, has passed away
• 1:16:56
  Speaker 1: from a suspected drug overdose. Michael K. William was found
• 1:17:00
  Speaker 1: dead in his Brooklyn apartment after a family member hadn't
• 1:17:04
  Speaker 1: heard from him in a couple of days. William's trademark,
• 1:17:07
  Speaker 1: of course, was a signature facial scar, and he got
• 1:17:10
  Speaker 1: the scar twenty five years ago in a bar fight
• 1:17:14
  Speaker 1: when Yeah. Michael K. Williams also starred in Boardwalk, Empire,
• 1:17:20
  Speaker 1: Lovecraft Country which I loved, and Twelve Years of Slave,
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 1: just to name a few. Our condolence is going out
• 1:17:26
  Speaker 1: to the Williams family. Wow, fad boy, Yeah, I'm Ready
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  Speaker 1: one time, Yeah, and other entertainment news celebrity baby news.
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  Speaker 1: We have to say congratulations to Cardi B and her
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  Speaker 1: husband Offset on the birth of their second baby. It's
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  Speaker 1: a baby boy. It was Saturday, September fourth, Cardi B
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  Speaker 1: gave birth to a healthy baby boy, and Cardi B
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  Speaker 1: shared a photo on Instagram. As we all know, Cardie
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  Speaker 1: and Offset also have a three year old daughter, Culture
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  Speaker 1: and Offset has three other children from previous relationship, So
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  Speaker 1: congratulation yea looks so yeah the family picture. She posted, Hey,
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  Speaker 1: you know something? Can I say something too? I wasn't
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  Speaker 1: here when Nini's husband Gregg passed yeah and uh, and
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  Speaker 1: I was away on vacation and I just wanted to
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  Speaker 1: say I've sat with that brother on a few occasions.
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  Speaker 1: Man and just a man's man. All the way around
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  Speaker 1: the board. Man just one one heck of a good
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  Speaker 1: person man, great guy. Man, always had something good to say. Man.
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  Speaker 1: And I really sitting out the condolences to the family
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  Speaker 1: and Nini and her sons. But that boy, Greg Man,
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  Speaker 1: that was a man's man, real deal, dude. I just
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  Speaker 1: wanted to say that man. Yeah, definitely, Yeah, And moving on,
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  Speaker 1: We're gonna switch gears here, Steve, because we have some
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  Speaker 1: really great news. Now we have to say congratulations to you.
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  Speaker 1: You're going to be a judge. You're going to be
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  Speaker 1: a judge, a courtroom judge. This is an unscripted courtroom
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  Speaker 1: comedy series called Judge Steve, and you're gonna take on
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  Speaker 1: a variety of conflicts and characters, from small claims to
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  Speaker 1: big disputes. That sounds fun, Steve tell us about It
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  Speaker 1: is a show I created and came up with and
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  Speaker 1: I'm executive producing it and I pitched it and they
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  Speaker 1: loved the idea. What it is it's gonna be. It's
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  Speaker 1: gonna be real cases. People sign affidavits that they're actual,
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  Speaker 1: real cases, and I'm allowed to settle the dispute. Now
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  Speaker 1: I can use the law. Oh, I can use Steve's
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  Speaker 1: law coming up. It is our last break of the day,
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  Speaker 1: and we'll have some closing remarks or we'll close out
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  Speaker 1: the show at forty nine minutes after with the one
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  Speaker 1: and only. He's back, Steve Harvey. Right after this. You're
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  Speaker 1: listening to show? All right, guys, here we are our
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  Speaker 1: last break of the day on this Tuesday. Going to
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  Speaker 1: be a short week because of the holiday yesterday. Yeah, okay,
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  Speaker 1: Steve is back, your first day back in a minute.
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  Speaker 1: We missed your Steve. We have fun, of course, but
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  Speaker 1: we missed you. I appreciate you all holding it down
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  Speaker 1: while I was out, you know, appreciate your fans staying
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  Speaker 1: with us. Heard some good things about it, So I
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  Speaker 1: appreciate that. In closing today, I would like to leave
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  Speaker 1: you all with this. I was thinking about this while
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  Speaker 1: I was on vacation and I wanted to share it
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  Speaker 1: with you. There is a winner in all of us.
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna say it again, there is a winner in
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  Speaker 1: all of us. You just have to get after it.
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  Speaker 1: Let me explain something to you about this winner that's
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  Speaker 1: in all of us. It starts with one thing. This
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  Speaker 1: is the core essence of bringing out and developing the
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  Speaker 1: winner in you. This is the core essence of being
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  Speaker 1: what God intends for you to be. This is the
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  Speaker 1: core essence of making your dreams come true. It is
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  Speaker 1: one simple thing that all of us must apply, and
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  Speaker 1: it is you have to believe. That's the core of
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  Speaker 1: it all. It only begins with what you believe, what
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  Speaker 1: your mind can believe. You can achieve what your mind
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  Speaker 1: can conceive. To believe, you will achieve. But you have
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  Speaker 1: to believe. Nothing moves without it. I don't care what
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  Speaker 1: you do, I don't care what nobody tell you. If
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  Speaker 1: you want the life that you dream of, and you
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  Speaker 1: want the life that's in your imagination, the first thing
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  Speaker 1: you have to do is believe that it can happen.
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  Speaker 1: If you do not believe it, we can stop this
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  Speaker 1: conversation right now. So I want everybody out there to
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  Speaker 1: think about this in terms of just the simple thing
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  Speaker 1: is do I believe? Ask yourself that if you've written
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  Speaker 1: your visions down, if you want things to happen in
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  Speaker 1: your life, if you aspire to certain things, ask yourself
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  Speaker 1: this simple question, do you really believe it can happen?
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  Speaker 1: Because if you don't, it won't. It all has to
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  Speaker 1: stem from the belief that it can happen. Now there's
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  Speaker 1: an amazing thing that happens along the way, because God
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  Speaker 1: puts this thing on your belief called grace, and he
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  Speaker 1: puts this thing on your life called favor, and it
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  Speaker 1: ends up, as I can bear witness to, it ends
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  Speaker 1: up being more than you originally believed it could be.
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  Speaker 1: But if you do not start with the simple concept
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  Speaker 1: and believe it can happen, it won't. It won't. I'm sorry,
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  Speaker 1: it won't. If you never believe that you can be successful,
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  Speaker 1: you won't. You can't because it needs the belief to
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  Speaker 1: start the process. If you never believe you're gonna make it,
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  Speaker 1: you're not going to make it. I just don't. I
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  Speaker 1: just don't believe I'm gonna make it. No, Well, you're right,
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  Speaker 1: you're right. The core essence is belief, and you don't
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  Speaker 1: have to have a bunch of it. You just need
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  Speaker 1: to have it. See, stop measuring your belief by what
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  Speaker 1: somebody else beliefs is. Just deal with your form of belief. See,
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  Speaker 1: somebody believes there'll be a billionaire. But maybe you just
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  Speaker 1: want to believe that you can make a hundred thousand dollars. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: let's go with that belief. If you accomplish that. And
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  Speaker 1: when you accomplish that, guess what, It opens up the
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  Speaker 1: possibilities of more beliefs. It happened to me what I
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  Speaker 1: believed I wanted to be. Once I accomplished accomplished it,
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  Speaker 1: it opened up my life to more beliefs. I was
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  Speaker 1: able to see more for myself. Because all you need
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  Speaker 1: is a little bit of success to think you can
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  Speaker 1: make it. All you got to do is run a hundred,
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  Speaker 1: to believe that one day you can run two hundred,
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  Speaker 1: and once you run a two hundred, that maybe I
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  Speaker 1: can get around here and run this four hundred, and
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  Speaker 1: then maybe I can run an eight to eighty, and
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  Speaker 1: then maybe one day I can run a mile. But
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  Speaker 1: you got to start somewhere. But you can't sit there
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  Speaker 1: and want to run a marathon and never attempt to
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  Speaker 1: run a mile. You have to believe one day that
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  Speaker 1: you can run a mile, and then once you run
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  Speaker 1: a mile, maybe you build up to two to five,
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  Speaker 1: to ten to fifteen. That's how it's done, That's how
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  Speaker 1: life works. You only need a little bit of belief
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  Speaker 1: in the beginning. You don't have to believe at all.
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  Speaker 1: Let God take care of that. Put yourself in the
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  Speaker 1: race by starting with the belief. Come on, y'all, what
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  Speaker 1: can you muster in your mind to believe? You know?
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  Speaker 1: I hear it, used to hear old people when I
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  Speaker 1: went to church. They used to say, all you need
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  Speaker 1: is the faith of a must see the smallest of
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  Speaker 1: all siege. Everybody's heard that, right, Well, that's all the
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  Speaker 1: belief you need. Just need a little bit of belief.
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  Speaker 1: And if you accomplish that, you never know you can
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  Speaker 1: have a bigger belief. But it starts with the belief.
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  Speaker 1: So I don't care who you are. You wrote it
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  Speaker 1: down on a piece of paper. You've been hoping, but
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  Speaker 1: until you believe it don't happen. And you got to
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  Speaker 1: say it out loud. I believe. Put it in your
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  Speaker 1: head and say I believe. And then stop listening to
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  Speaker 1: the naysayers and the haters and the doubt and the
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  Speaker 1: clouds of confusion that get in and stick to the belief.
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  Speaker 1: Stay with the belief. Man. When it looked dark out there,
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  Speaker 1: believe that the sun gonna come up in the morning.
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  Speaker 1: When it looked like it ain't no way, believe that
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  Speaker 1: they will be away. That's the only way it happened.
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  Speaker 1: It starts with belief. So from now on, everything you
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  Speaker 1: want in life start by saying I believe, and watch
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  Speaker 1: what happens. Those are my closing remarks today. I enjoyed it.
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  Speaker 1: Appreciate y'all, Appreciate your team for holding it down while
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  Speaker 1: I was gone. But your boys back. I got you.
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  Speaker 1: From here on that climb on my back and let's
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