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Church Complaints, Bill Cosby, Junior Poetry, Kim Kardashian more. · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Today's show is pre recorded. Y'all know what time. I
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  Speaker 1: don't know. Y'all all look back down giving them like
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  Speaker 1: the million buck things in it. Not me through good
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  Speaker 1: Steve to the movie star, I don't join Jo. You
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  Speaker 1: gotta turn, you gotta turn to turn them out. Turn,
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  Speaker 1: you got to turn them out. Then turn the water
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  Speaker 1: the water go. Come come on your fa h huh
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  Speaker 1: I show when all good morning everybody you're listening to
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  Speaker 1: the voice, come on dig me now, one and only
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  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey got a radio show. Yoh man. God is
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  Speaker 1: in the blessing business all day every day. God got
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  Speaker 1: hundreds of millions of blessings that he passes out every day.
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  Speaker 1: All I want to do is be the recipient that
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  Speaker 1: I'm the recipient of what He has for me. That's
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  Speaker 1: all I want. I just want God's favor, and I go.
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  Speaker 1: I want God's blessings. You know, of course I need
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  Speaker 1: his mercy and his grace, but I just want his
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  Speaker 1: blessings and his favor. I want. I want that in
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  Speaker 1: my life because it does things for me that I'm
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  Speaker 1: absolutely incapable of doing for myself. And I've been a
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  Speaker 1: recipient of many of those. And you can be the
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  Speaker 1: recipient of them too. You already are, really, really, you
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  Speaker 1: already are. If you're getting up every morning, that's a blessed.
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  Speaker 1: If you're getting one day closer to anything you're trying
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  Speaker 1: to accomplish, that's a blessing. But now let me talk
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  Speaker 1: to you about this part right here, folks, because this
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  Speaker 1: is the part that messages people up a great deal.
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  Speaker 1: What happens when you get off track? What is that?
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  Speaker 1: What does that mean? When you get off track? See?
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  Speaker 1: I've been off track. I can't tell you how many times,
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  Speaker 1: and it happens in so many aspects of your life.
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  Speaker 1: But what is it that makes getting off track so
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  Speaker 1: debilitating to some people? You know, there are some people
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  Speaker 1: who want to stay off track. They off course, they
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  Speaker 1: off the dream, they own to something else. And you
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  Speaker 1: cannot allow the fact that you've gotten off track to
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  Speaker 1: stop you can. I tell you something. Everybody gets off track.
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  Speaker 1: There are people who are living their life's dreams in
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  Speaker 1: spite of getting off track. See what happens when you
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  Speaker 1: get off track? Here's the simple thing to do. The
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  Speaker 1: simple thing is just to get back on track. Now
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  Speaker 1: that's that's But that's easier said than done. Ain't it, Steve. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Because see, people, when you get off track. Here's some
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  Speaker 1: of the things that happen. See you get the here
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  Speaker 1: come to they sayers, some of them from the outside,
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  Speaker 1: some of them internally. Here's what gets said when you
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  Speaker 1: get off track. See, I told you, I told you.
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  Speaker 1: You know you. You start hearing that it's not for you. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: this is all just because you got off track. It's
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  Speaker 1: not for you. Okay, here's another one. It ain't meant
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  Speaker 1: to be. You can hear it all, you can say it. Well,
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  Speaker 1: I guess it's just not meant to be. But let
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  Speaker 1: me ask you a question, though, who made the rule
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  Speaker 1: that when you get off track you can't get back on?
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  Speaker 1: Who made that rule? Where has that written that once
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  Speaker 1: you get off track you can't get back on? See,
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  Speaker 1: because I'm gonna tell you something, folks, there's no such rule.
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  Speaker 1: As a matter of fact, it's quite the opposite. See,
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  Speaker 1: everybody in pursuit of a dream, a goal and aspiration
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  Speaker 1: or a mission, it's going to get off track. Sometimes
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  Speaker 1: you're going to get derailed. They are going to be
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  Speaker 1: days where you're not going to get it right. That
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  Speaker 1: are going to be days where you feel like giving up.
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  Speaker 1: There's going to be days when you're just gonna flat
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  Speaker 1: out get it wrong. That's the journey. But let me
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  Speaker 1: tell you something. Every successful person that I know, ever met,
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  Speaker 1: talked to, set out, and chopped it up with have
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  Speaker 1: shared one thing in common. We all get off track.
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  Speaker 1: We all get it wrong along the way. I don't
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  Speaker 1: care who the person is. The president got it wrong
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  Speaker 1: along the way. Your pastor got it wrong along the way.
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  Speaker 1: Qui Director Gui got it wrong along the way. The
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  Speaker 1: principle at your school got it wrong along the way.
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  Speaker 1: The valor Victoria of your class got it wrong along
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  Speaker 1: the way. The star of the team got it wrong
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  Speaker 1: along the way. They've all been off track. Your boss
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  Speaker 1: down at your job, he got it wrong along the way.
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  Speaker 1: Your immediate supervisor got it wrong along the way. Everybody
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  Speaker 1: I know that has any measure of success in every
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  Speaker 1: level that you call success, however you want to label it,
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  Speaker 1: has gotten off track. As a matter of fact, it's impossible.
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  Speaker 1: Listen to me, it is impossible not to get off
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  Speaker 1: track in pursuit of your dreams, goals, visions, aspirations. It
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  Speaker 1: is impossible. Don't you let nobody tell you that they
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  Speaker 1: got through life unscathed that they made it because they
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  Speaker 1: was just so determined and I would let nothing turn
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  Speaker 1: me back. Yeah, you might not have let nothing turn
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  Speaker 1: you back because you hear all but you thought about it. Oh,
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  Speaker 1: you thought about it on days when you was off track.
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  Speaker 1: But see, people don't like to tell the whole story.
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  Speaker 1: They just want you to think as much as you
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  Speaker 1: can about them. So when they tell you that story,
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  Speaker 1: they leave out the stuff alone the way it was
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  Speaker 1: just hard work and determination that got me here. No
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  Speaker 1: it wasn't, No, it wasn't. It was the fact that
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  Speaker 1: you got off track and the grace of mercy of
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  Speaker 1: God allowed you to get back on. His forgiveness allowed
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  Speaker 1: you to get back on because you would not believe
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  Speaker 1: what some of the people have done. So when you
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  Speaker 1: get off track, don't allow the naysayers outside and the
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  Speaker 1: big naysayer inside, because let me tell you something, the
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  Speaker 1: biggest naysayer of them all comes from inside. See, it
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  Speaker 1: don't matter what other people say out there. It takes
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  Speaker 1: some time for you to learn this. And I understand
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  Speaker 1: because it took me some time to learn it. See,
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  Speaker 1: I have a lot of naysayers out there, but I
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  Speaker 1: ain't operating for them operating function, for the ones that
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  Speaker 1: love me, for the ones that get me, for the
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  Speaker 1: ones that understand what I'm really trying to do. And
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  Speaker 1: so don't you be the one that doesn't allow yourself
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  Speaker 1: to get back on track when you get off track, Because,
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  Speaker 1: like I said, who made the rule up that you
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  Speaker 1: can't get back on track? There's no such rule out
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  Speaker 1: there stopping yourself from getting it right. So what you
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  Speaker 1: started to diet at the beginning of the year, and
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  Speaker 1: you already off, start another one, start over, try it again,
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  Speaker 1: don't ever stop trying. If you stop trying, you can't
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  Speaker 1: make it. But if you never give up the effort,
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  Speaker 1: if you never give up and say it's over, it
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  Speaker 1: ain't over. You heard just saying it ain't over to
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  Speaker 1: the fat ladies, saying I never invite her, she's not invited.
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  Speaker 1: It ain't over to the fat ladies, saying I don't
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  Speaker 1: know where the fat ladies stay. I am not sending
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  Speaker 1: her an invitation to none of my events. She's not
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  Speaker 1: welcome here. She didn't ask me a couple of times
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  Speaker 1: how come I never get invited? Because you're gonna start
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  Speaker 1: saying it and I ain't got time for that. All right.
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  Speaker 1: Stop inviting the fat lady to all your events. Thank you,
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  Speaker 1: you're listening. Ladies and gentlemen. Let me have your undivided attention.
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  Speaker 1: This is is Steve Harvey. Morning Foe, Morning Foe. I
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  Speaker 1: meant to say show, but I said the morning foe,
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  Speaker 1: live and living color on this very very blessed Monday morning,
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  Speaker 1: blessed and holly favored, is how I'm living my life,
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  Speaker 1: filled with expectations that God will see us through all
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  Speaker 1: of this. We're gonna be just fine. I've already began
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  Speaker 1: to just find process myself. I invite you all to
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  Speaker 1: join in. It's simply a matter of changing your attitude.
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  Speaker 1: If you change your attitude, you change your altitude. I'm
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  Speaker 1: looking up. That's where all great blessings come from. Good morning,
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  Speaker 1: Shirley Strawberry, Good morning Steve, Happy Monday, color fur real,
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  Speaker 1: Good morning Steve. What's up? Crew? And little bitty June.
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  Speaker 1: You boy still looking at the same tree that damn
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  Speaker 1: Jay Anthony Blee r Hound looking at the window, the
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  Speaker 1: window to your Oh baby, yeah nephew, Tommy, Yeah yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I'm in the building baby right here. That's what I do.
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  Speaker 1: He's Goldie today from the map yeah, you know the rules.
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  Speaker 1: Shirley Radio chose me, you know, and we can set
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  Speaker 1: at least like we got some clans. You know what.
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  Speaker 1: You got to have vision, old pimp movies, old pimp movies. Man,
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  Speaker 1: everybody good today, sir. We ain't been we ain't been nowhere,
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  Speaker 1: but you know, yeah, we're good. Yeah, you know what
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  Speaker 1: I realized. You know what I realized. I have cooked
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  Speaker 1: everything possible. You sure have. I have cooked Kyle. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you know, pig. I'm at the point now I don't
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  Speaker 1: think it's enough animals. We really need some more animals.
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  Speaker 1: We do, surely. I'm I'm all animal out, you know.
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  Speaker 1: I'm just thinking like you're like, like, y'all, don't think
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  Speaker 1: like a smother of the ostrich would be good, y'all.
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  Speaker 1: Don't think that will be something now, a black and giraffe.
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  Speaker 1: You don't see that, y'all, don't. Baby. I'm just saying,
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  Speaker 1: I'm tired of the same food. I'm eating the same
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  Speaker 1: thing over and over. It's a blessing you're eating though, right,
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  Speaker 1: it is. It's a blessing. And that's you ain't send
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  Speaker 1: enough the same food over and over. So no, I'm
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  Speaker 1: sending you on a a different stones. I'm born. I just
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  Speaker 1: keep cooking. Are you eating? Are you gaining weight? Where
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  Speaker 1: are you're working? Earlier? I go run full miles and
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  Speaker 1: then I come back and eat. And then I got
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  Speaker 1: run full miles and next morning, come back and eat.
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  Speaker 1: If I miss one of them fours, oh it's a rap.
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  Speaker 1: I'm done well. I'm walking to as I eat, about
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  Speaker 1: to the refrigerator. You know, Jay, you got to put
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  Speaker 1: some exicide, all right. Coming up at thirty two minutes
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  Speaker 1: after the hour trending political news, Governors dispute the president's
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  Speaker 1: claim that there are enough tests to reopen, and protesters,
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  Speaker 1: guess what, agree with the president. We're going to talk
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  Speaker 1: about it right after this. You're listening to the Steve
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  Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show and trending political News. As we all know,
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  Speaker 1: the president is anxious, very anxious to reopen the country.
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  Speaker 1: But the governors disagree with the president that there are
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  Speaker 1: enough testing, that there is enough tests testing going on
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  Speaker 1: to reopen. Protesters around the country also agree with the
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  Speaker 1: president that some governors got carried away with the restrictions.
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  Speaker 1: As a matter of fact, conservative economists and White House
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  Speaker 1: advisors Stephen Moore compared conservative protesters demonstrating against the States
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  Speaker 1: stay at home orders to the civil rights icon miss
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  Speaker 1: Rosa Parks. What the White House advisor said, I call
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  Speaker 1: these people the modern day Rosa Parks. They are protesting
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  Speaker 1: against the injustice and loss of liberties. As you can imagine,
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  Speaker 1: people were outraged by Moore's comments. One woman posted on
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  Speaker 1: social media. Miss Rosa Parks is known as a mother
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  Speaker 1: of the civil rights movement. And you want to compare
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  Speaker 1: miss Marks to these conservative protesters who are just upset
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  Speaker 1: they can't go get a haircut or go out to
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  Speaker 1: dinner twice a week because of COVID nineteen. Yeah protests. Yeah, Presidents,
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  Speaker 1: they have a right to do it. You know, he
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  Speaker 1: agrees with anybody or anything that agrees with him. It's
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  Speaker 1: just damn idiotic. Man, makes no damn sense. Man like
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  Speaker 1: talking to a damn child's hall. Wrong with you the country?
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  Speaker 1: And because you know what, man, if he wasn't the
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  Speaker 1: President of the United States, true, you could look at
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  Speaker 1: this totally difference. But he holds the highest office in
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  Speaker 1: the land in one of the most powerful countries in
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  Speaker 1: the world. And you know what, Steve, when he holds
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  Speaker 1: these daily press conferences, slash campaign rallies, um every um.
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  Speaker 1: You know, when he does these to update us, supposedly
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  Speaker 1: on what's going on. He berates these reporters so terribly
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  Speaker 1: when he doesn't like their questions. And actually the women,
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  Speaker 1: I mean, he just brates him. He told one woman yesterday,
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  Speaker 1: lower your voice, lower your voice? Who are you with?
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  Speaker 1: Who are you with? I mean, just on and on
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  Speaker 1: he told um, the Asian reporter with CBS, CBS. You know,
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  Speaker 1: she was like, I did my homework. She was just
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  Speaker 1: asking a question. Let them do their jobs. They have
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  Speaker 1: to ask you tough questions. They have editors, producers to
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  Speaker 1: report too. They're just they're asking you questions. But you
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  Speaker 1: know that only likes Fox right. Yes, if you're from
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  Speaker 1: any other you can't be from MSNBC, you show, can't
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  Speaker 1: be from CNN, you can't be from nothing else, ABC, CBS,
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  Speaker 1: you can't unless you're from Fox right. You don't like
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  Speaker 1: you right, yea. And to the women. And then you know,
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  Speaker 1: you may look at it and say, wow, why are
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  Speaker 1: these reporters taking that, you know, from him? But they
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  Speaker 1: respect the office of the presidents, you know, presidency, They
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  Speaker 1: respect that office. Well, they need some different reporters than
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  Speaker 1: they need some reporters from Rolling Out. Yes, yes, the
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  Speaker 1: clad would be real. Yeah, get some reporters from Essence
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  Speaker 1: magazine and yeah, call up as the president. Wait a minute, now,
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  Speaker 1: you don't want none it is yeah that so Fi magazine,
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  Speaker 1: the Sword yea yeah, let's go. Yeah yeah, be you
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  Speaker 1: still ain't answer, wasn't there? Man? That really got tired
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  Speaker 1: because you disrespecting them? Were fired right back at you.
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  Speaker 1: He rates them, he really does. Yeah, it's any white
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  Speaker 1: folks tied to him, any of them. I think a
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  Speaker 1: lot of who I'm with? Who the al you with?
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  Speaker 1: He wants to be the reporter now he was, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: this one reporter last week. Enough enough enough. I'm like
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  Speaker 1: it be enough when i'm the foods witely be enough.
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  Speaker 1: Let them do their jobs. Hey hold on, man, Hold
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  Speaker 1: hold on, man, who who who you're talking to? Like
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  Speaker 1: you know, you're not who you're thinking talking Because what
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  Speaker 1: black people do is we try to get it clear. First.
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  Speaker 1: Let me make shows you're talking to me, that you're
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  Speaker 1: talking to me, because what I'm finding five back, I
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  Speaker 1: need to I need to make sure that you was
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  Speaker 1: talking to me. Yeah. Yeah, but they let them get
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  Speaker 1: away with it. Well, don't let these six feet apart
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  Speaker 1: fool you because ye say, Jake is six feet that
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  Speaker 1: closed real quick, just six week in closing on your ass. Really,
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  Speaker 1: I ain't scared of you are the damn virus? So
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  Speaker 1: now what, Yeah, it's a shame how how he doesn't
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  Speaker 1: if he doesn't like your question. Now, if he likes
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  Speaker 1: your question, he will go on and on and on.
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  Speaker 1: And what's more a shame, Sley, the people who believe him,
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  Speaker 1: it's really sick. No, no, listen to me. He has
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  Speaker 1: a he has a base. That's really a scary group
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  Speaker 1: of people because what you've done, because listen to me, man,
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  Speaker 1: these are not ignorant people who are following him. The
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  Speaker 1: Trump supporters are not ignorant people. So so it's troubling
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  Speaker 1: when people who you know have a good sense of
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  Speaker 1: how they want their family raised, you know, how they
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  Speaker 1: want to educate their kids, how they allow this guy
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  Speaker 1: to get away with the things he's getting away with,
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  Speaker 1: tell the lies he's telling, and you have good sense
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  Speaker 1: you know, this don't sound right to nobody right. And
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  Speaker 1: to compare those protesters with Rosa Parks, there's rose and
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  Speaker 1: they're not all white. That's the scary part of us.
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  Speaker 1: And you're protesting to go back outside. We was protesting
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  Speaker 1: to eat in places, live in places, ride in places,
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  Speaker 1: get educated in places, drink from water found from certain places,
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  Speaker 1: be able to go to school. That's what we was
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  Speaker 1: on the buses for Rosa park You outside because your
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  Speaker 1: ass want to go to the stove. Right well, the
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  Speaker 1: man coming up next. It is Monday. You know what
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  Speaker 1: that means. Get ready for church complaints with Reverend Motown
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  Speaker 1: and Deacon death Jam right after this. You're listening to
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  Speaker 1: show coming up at the top of the hour. Miss
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  Speaker 1: Anne is standing by with today's COVID nineteen national news
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  Speaker 1: plus an entertainment news bilk Osby will not be granted
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  Speaker 1: early prison release due to the coronavirus. Yeah. We'll also
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  Speaker 1: talk about this past Saturday night's concert One World Together
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  Speaker 1: at Home, a night of healing and hope. I will
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  Speaker 1: talk about that and we'll discuss all of these stories
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  Speaker 1: at the top of the hour. But first, it is Monday,
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  Speaker 1: and it's time to laugh a little bit, folks, And
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  Speaker 1: boy do we need it right about now? Reverend Motown,
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  Speaker 1: Deacon deaf Jam or here with church complaints, clear clear clear,
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  Speaker 1: I'm not able to clear my voice. It did particular
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  Speaker 1: time because I'm scared of coughing dad. Last time I
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  Speaker 1: want to clear my throat. But the last time I golf,
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  Speaker 1: four people shot at me. All right, where are you feeling?
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  Speaker 1: Do you have a temperature? No, I don't. I'm absolutely fine. Heal.
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  Speaker 1: That's welcome to Monday. And this complaining this church in
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  Speaker 1: the world, and then fearless leader is with them or
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  Speaker 1: representing them or what is it? Deacon, Let's get down
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  Speaker 1: the business. Passing the drive through communion. It worked out
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  Speaker 1: pretty well. But now the members are asking if you
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  Speaker 1: are if you don't mind giving them gas money since
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  Speaker 1: they had to sit there and wait for the communion
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  Speaker 1: to come to day car because it took a long time.
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  Speaker 1: So they are asking to get some gas money that
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  Speaker 1: we had communion a couple of weeks ago. They need
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  Speaker 1: some help with the gas. Well, do you want to
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  Speaker 1: pay for gas money or you want to pay for
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  Speaker 1: corona treatment? WHOA when you break it down like, that's
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  Speaker 1: not that next situation. We were not dealing with this today.
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  Speaker 1: What what are your attitude of the day passed? Well,
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  Speaker 1: you know we all on lockdown. We're all going through it.
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  Speaker 1: And this Church of Mind got the nerve. Now our
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  Speaker 1: offer communion as to drive through so you can you
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  Speaker 1: so you can have communion. And then I heard that
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  Speaker 1: and here they want learning for gas. I'm sick of
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  Speaker 1: these people. That first thing ain't gonna do when they
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  Speaker 1: get Corona, they're gonna want me to come visit the
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  Speaker 1: sick of shutting. I'm telling you right now, we're not
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  Speaker 1: doing that. Your ass is the sick and you is
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: the shutting. Period. Let me move a little forward and
• 23:39
  Speaker 1: remembers that tuned in into their on line service, upset
• 23:43
  Speaker 1: that you didn't clean up your area before you started
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: and went on lane? Why was your area? So if
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: somebody stuff daddy behind you and clothing stuff on the floor,
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: why why would you do? That's what I'm practicing social distancing.
• 24:01
  Speaker 1: And we ain't got no man service. And sister Peterson
• 24:04
  Speaker 1: with normally cleans up this area wasn't end the day. Yeah,
• 24:09
  Speaker 1: but but I heard her cough. Okay, well okay, well
• 24:16
  Speaker 1: that's different. Well now what you need to do is
• 24:18
  Speaker 1: tell the cameraman earl to aim hot, just do shoulder
• 24:23
  Speaker 1: or bob. What are y'all taping? Taping the floor fall
• 24:27
  Speaker 1: where there was a lot of dirty drows on the
• 24:29
  Speaker 1: floe path and that's when we were We didn't understand
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: why you would prints on Easter like that. That didn't
• 24:34
  Speaker 1: that just first of all, there was my growls on
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: the floor. What they looked like there was pray cloths,
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: had been wiping my head, sweating so hard? Deal doing
• 24:57
  Speaker 1: this oomline service? That's where and day for sale one
• 25:02
  Speaker 1: hundred dollars? What what is going on? All right? Movie movie?
• 25:11
  Speaker 1: Right along paths? The members are wanting to know if
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: you are willing to do a drive by baptism using
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: a all these complaints gonna be coronavirus related. Well that's
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: what we're going through right now. Well we're not doing
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: no more extra what hey, bass, what? What what is brown?
• 25:38
  Speaker 1: What is you upset about? We do this? Everybody? No,
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: we doom. This is the coronavirus is hell. I've made
• 25:46
  Speaker 1: so many constituations for this church or or Noveltist form.
• 25:55
  Speaker 1: I've gone out of my way to be or groggoous
• 26:00
  Speaker 1: is congregation, and now all I get is complaint. Now
• 26:04
  Speaker 1: listen to what I'm gonna do. I got an apartment
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: building that I rent out to senior citizens. If you
• 26:12
  Speaker 1: want to be baptized next sadday. I will have a
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: garden holes on the second flow balcony, and if you
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: walk down under it, I can baptize you with the holes.
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: That's the best we could do these people. That's all
• 26:30
  Speaker 1: it is. That's the baptism this week. Garden holds baptismal
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: social distances, it's practices. What is your next damn complaint?
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: I don't like your a. I don't like quarantine, but
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: we're in it. Ain't with What is your next complainant?
• 26:51
  Speaker 1: All right? We need your brother Kenneth Wayne is colin
• 26:56
  Speaker 1: members heat you know, as you know, he's in jail.
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: He's been ever three year. Uh, but he is calling
• 27:02
  Speaker 1: members of the church saying Nan danni boo boo. Uh,
• 27:05
  Speaker 1: y'all can't go nowhere either. The members want you to
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: call him and make him stop calling. He kicked calling members.
• 27:13
  Speaker 1: That's quarantine man and the boo boo, y'all can't go
• 27:16
  Speaker 1: nowhere because you please talk to him and ask him
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: why he's y'all worried about brother Kenny. He's been in
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: the same You've been locked up for three years now. Yeah,
• 27:31
  Speaker 1: why don't somebody tell brother Kitty we can't go no where.
• 27:35
  Speaker 1: Nine your ass can't go no where never gein yep,
• 27:48
  Speaker 1: I ain't in that time. Right now, I passed that on.
• 27:54
  Speaker 1: Here we go nine. Here's here the family, brother Darius
• 27:58
  Speaker 1: William Williams was home safe when his family and his
• 28:03
  Speaker 1: wife and five kids. I guess he couldn't taken them out.
• 28:07
  Speaker 1: He left out at six am yesterday with a backpack,
• 28:12
  Speaker 1: uh and uh in a mask and sister Williams is
• 28:15
  Speaker 1: asking if we can find him. Uh and he But
• 28:19
  Speaker 1: at this point, right now passing the boy, the man
• 28:21
  Speaker 1: had just gone. He had left his home and his
• 28:25
  Speaker 1: wife and kids and went quick. Deacon, he stays well,
• 28:31
  Speaker 1: he stays with his wife and Uh. That's here in
• 28:36
  Speaker 1: the city path that they are. I'm trying to get
• 28:40
  Speaker 1: to something. Carolina Good. That was a report that they
• 28:45
  Speaker 1: saw or brother Darius Williams at the Grand Canyon. What
• 28:53
  Speaker 1: is he doing at the Grand Canyon? He had backpacking
• 28:56
  Speaker 1: a mask on. That's all I know. We gotta girl,
• 28:59
  Speaker 1: thank you for today's church complaints. Coming up at the
• 29:02
  Speaker 1: top of the hour, Entertainment and national news. Right after this,
• 29:06
  Speaker 1: you're listening to the Stave Harvey Morning Show. Eighty two
• 29:12
  Speaker 1: year old Bill Cosby is serving up to ten years
• 29:14
  Speaker 1: behind bars at the State Correctional Institute Phoenix in Pennsylvania.
• 29:19
  Speaker 1: It has been reported that twenty one inmates and thirteen
• 29:22
  Speaker 1: staffers at the prison tested positive for COVID nineteen. Bill
• 29:26
  Speaker 1: Cosby was denied early release, despite an increase of releasing
• 29:30
  Speaker 1: some inmates due to the outbreak. The state said sex
• 29:33
  Speaker 1: offenders are not eligible under the reprieve criteria. Cosby's rep
• 29:38
  Speaker 1: said it's too dangerous to keep Bill Cosby behind bars
• 29:41
  Speaker 1: amid the pandemic and given his poor health. Wow, yeah,
• 29:48
  Speaker 1: something though, because you know, day could put him on
• 29:52
  Speaker 1: house arrestless. So you know, but when you have people
• 29:56
  Speaker 1: with pre existing conditions, man understand. Yeah, he should still
• 30:06
  Speaker 1: be there. But what he did, he should stay in
• 30:09
  Speaker 1: and do his wife won't him out? Yeah? How about
• 30:13
  Speaker 1: how about we ask the ladies that he you know, drugged,
• 30:16
  Speaker 1: if he should get out of They say, yes, stay
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: there you go. Yep. Uh. In other entertainment news, this
• 30:28
  Speaker 1: past Saturday Nights One World Together at Home, hosted by
• 30:31
  Speaker 1: Jimmy Kimmel, Jimmy Fallon, and Stephen Colbert. Uh Well, they
• 30:35
  Speaker 1: brought together the biggest names in music and entertainment to
• 30:39
  Speaker 1: honor those in the front lines of COVID nineteen of
• 30:42
  Speaker 1: a crisis. They wanted to offer hope to the world.
• 30:45
  Speaker 1: Lady Gaga, Paul McCartney, Stevie Wonder paid tribute to the
• 30:49
  Speaker 1: late Bill Withers, singing Lean on Me. He also performed
• 30:53
  Speaker 1: his own song loves in Need of Love us Sure,
• 30:56
  Speaker 1: yeah remember that song? Usher Ella Cool Jay, Oprah, Beyonce,
• 31:01
  Speaker 1: The Roots and other stars and many other stars saluted
• 31:04
  Speaker 1: healthcare workers, educators, charities, truck drivers, grocery store workers, and
• 31:09
  Speaker 1: delivery people. If you want to help and do more,
• 31:12
  Speaker 1: all you have to do is log on to act
• 31:15
  Speaker 1: dot me. That's act dot m E. Okay, did you nice? Yeah?
• 31:22
  Speaker 1: It was. I just saw a snippet of it, but
• 31:25
  Speaker 1: it really was nice. I saw the commercial leading up
• 31:30
  Speaker 1: to it when they were promoting it, and all three
• 31:33
  Speaker 1: of them were talking together. And when the commercial was over,
• 31:38
  Speaker 1: Stephen Colbert got up and he didn't have any pants
• 31:44
  Speaker 1: like Steve he come to work. Yeah, they were at home,
• 31:47
  Speaker 1: you know, they did it from their homes. And he
• 31:50
  Speaker 1: got up because when you're sitting down you can't tell.
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: But they said, okay, cut. He got up, had only
• 31:55
  Speaker 1: his underwear on with a shirt of course that was. Yeah,
• 32:00
  Speaker 1: that's how it should be done. That's how it should
• 32:02
  Speaker 1: be doing. Right now, I do it. I ain't got
• 32:07
  Speaker 1: no drum. Why I waste draws when nobody could see you.
• 32:10
  Speaker 1: That's the way I'm sitting here in my leather chair
• 32:16
  Speaker 1: for you. If I get up this what you're here? Yes?
• 32:26
  Speaker 1: And uh, Jay, I saw your post last week when
• 32:29
  Speaker 1: you had on the same outfit as Cedric the entertainer
• 32:32
  Speaker 1: with them, Yeah, but you red hats and it as
• 32:39
  Speaker 1: bad as said, I'm so upset with him. Did you
• 32:43
  Speaker 1: see it? No? I didn't. Well sad post it one
• 32:48
  Speaker 1: where he had on the you know, the red hat
• 32:50
  Speaker 1: and the red versachi robe and then yeah, the bathrobe
• 32:56
  Speaker 1: with a white T shirt under it, I think. And
• 32:58
  Speaker 1: then Jay came back with his verse talking about really
• 33:01
  Speaker 1: said really you're still upset? All right? Come on, it's
• 33:10
  Speaker 1: time now to get caught up with today' headline. Ladies
• 33:12
  Speaker 1: and gentlemen, missaying trip, Thank you very much, Anne, Good
• 33:15
  Speaker 1: morning everybody. On this Monday, there are now seven hundred
• 33:19
  Speaker 1: and sixty thousand coronavirus cases in the United States and
• 33:22
  Speaker 1: now over forty thousand deaths. Nevertheless, some small conservative groups
• 33:26
  Speaker 1: held demonstrations against coronavirus restrictions and several cities over the weekend.
• 33:32
  Speaker 1: Some people said the same language is being used in
• 33:35
  Speaker 1: every city, and they say it's very similar to the
• 33:37
  Speaker 1: way Tea Party activists were organized, so they think a
• 33:40
  Speaker 1: lot of this was the stage. As governors across the country, meanwhile,
• 33:43
  Speaker 1: I'm from both parties continue to push back on President
• 33:46
  Speaker 1: Trump's claims that the states are already conducting a sufficient
• 33:48
  Speaker 1: number of COVID nineteen testing. Virginia's Governor Ralph Northam, he's
• 33:52
  Speaker 1: a Democrat, he said on CNN that it was delusional
• 33:55
  Speaker 1: to suggest that there's been enough testing. Maryland's Governor Larry Hogan,
• 33:58
  Speaker 1: he's a Republican, tell CNN the lack of testing has
• 34:01
  Speaker 1: been the number one problem since the virus began to spread.
• 34:04
  Speaker 1: Ohio's Governor Mike Dwine, also a Republican, is complaining about
• 34:08
  Speaker 1: the lack of test kits in his state, and so
• 34:10
  Speaker 1: is Michigan's Democratic governor Gretchen Whitmer, who says her state
• 34:13
  Speaker 1: could test more people if they had these supplies. However,
• 34:17
  Speaker 1: President Trump used his coronavirus briefing to defend his handling
• 34:20
  Speaker 1: of the crisis and criticize those who he feels criticize him.
• 34:23
  Speaker 1: I guess complaining would be a nice way of saying it.
• 34:25
  Speaker 1: We've done a great job for the state of Washington Michigan.
• 34:28
  Speaker 1: She has no idea what's going on, and all she
• 34:31
  Speaker 1: does is say, oh, it's a federal government's fault. You know,
• 34:34
  Speaker 1: the care we've taken of New Jersey. I think if
• 34:35
  Speaker 1: you ask Governor Murphy of New Jersey, how are we doing,
• 34:39
  Speaker 1: I think it's a great Governor Cuomo has really said,
• 34:42
  Speaker 1: we're really doing a great job. And Governor Cuomo has
• 34:45
  Speaker 1: been appreciative. I want them to be appreciative. And I
• 34:49
  Speaker 1: have to say, the media has been pretty good and
• 34:52
  Speaker 1: the governors have been really good except for a couple,
• 34:54
  Speaker 1: and with them it's just political. Hell's Trump done? Oh well,
• 34:57
  Speaker 1: I don't know. You know, we have done a job
• 34:59
  Speaker 1: the likes of which nobody's seen. Well. Massachusetts Santa Elizabeth
• 35:03
  Speaker 1: Warren says the president's demonstrating the wrong kind of leadership
• 35:06
  Speaker 1: where concerns the pandemic, turning informational speeches into pep rallies.
• 35:10
  Speaker 1: When the Trump administration says, hey, the response to the
• 35:14
  Speaker 1: pandemic is the responsibility of the states. He's just wrong.
• 35:20
  Speaker 1: It is the responsibility of the president saying liberate a
• 35:25
  Speaker 1: free Michigan, Virginia, encouraging people to come out, and trying
• 35:30
  Speaker 1: to turn this health crisis into a political rally for himself.
• 35:37
  Speaker 1: And she says the kind of leadership he's demonstrating puts
• 35:39
  Speaker 1: lives at risk and undermines the very strength of this country.
• 35:42
  Speaker 1: Sunday marked the twenty fifth anniversary of the worst domestic
• 35:45
  Speaker 1: terror attack on US soil, the Oklahoma City bombing, and
• 35:49
  Speaker 1: cops in Connecticut say, a guy self isolated himself, broke
• 35:52
  Speaker 1: into a restaurant in New Haven close for Corona for
• 35:55
  Speaker 1: four days, Aidan drank up thousands of dollarsand food and liquor.
• 35:58
  Speaker 1: His name is forty two year old Lewis An Oates,
• 36:01
  Speaker 1: arrested after police found him asleep clutching a bottle of rump.
• 36:04
  Speaker 1: I guess he should have been searching for this. Back
• 36:09
  Speaker 1: to Steve Harvey Morning Show. You're listening to The Steven
• 36:13
  Speaker 1: Show and trending news. The Instagram live battle between Teddy
• 36:18
  Speaker 1: Riley and baby Face was a complete fail. It was
• 36:21
  Speaker 1: an epic fail. I mean yeah, I don't know why
• 36:25
  Speaker 1: they put it those two together. I would never would
• 36:27
  Speaker 1: have put them together. But anyway, both superproducers in their
• 36:30
  Speaker 1: own right. Teddy and baby Face were supposed to battle
• 36:34
  Speaker 1: on this past Saturday night, but Teddy's audio equipment didn't
• 36:37
  Speaker 1: work that I mean. Meanwhile, baby Face was just chilling,
• 36:44
  Speaker 1: you know, at his home studio, ready to go. Teddy
• 36:48
  Speaker 1: had a few people in his crew trying to work
• 36:51
  Speaker 1: things out, but they couldn't fix Teddy's technical issues. Well
• 36:54
  Speaker 1: you know what happened next, They ate them up on
• 36:57
  Speaker 1: social media. Lots of social media means about Eddie Riley?
• 37:02
  Speaker 1: What do he say? What? They got a bad man?
• 37:12
  Speaker 1: So take a listen, now, exactly, take a listen. I
• 37:21
  Speaker 1: want you to hear this, Steve. Here's Teddy and baby
• 37:24
  Speaker 1: Face talking about what happened due to technical difficulties. We
• 37:28
  Speaker 1: want to do this thing again. My brother and I agree,
• 37:30
  Speaker 1: and it's just like a boxing match. Something goes wrong,
• 37:33
  Speaker 1: we gotta do it again. And that's what's happening. And
• 37:35
  Speaker 1: the good news is over a million plus and it's
• 37:39
  Speaker 1: all because of you, So please forgive us. We will
• 37:42
  Speaker 1: be back peace and love. I'm Teddy Role. What does
• 37:44
  Speaker 1: it mean? It's like a boxing match? And because then
• 37:47
  Speaker 1: a match boxer show up. They show up and they
• 37:50
  Speaker 1: do it. So what are you talking about? Man? Okay, okay,
• 38:05
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I'll here. Can y'all hit me in there?
• 38:11
  Speaker 1: Can you hit me? You? Can you yell it? Tell
• 38:22
  Speaker 1: me stop dancing off? Okay, no, no, no, that turned
• 38:29
  Speaker 1: the lights off. Whatever you get trying the lights off? Now?
• 38:33
  Speaker 1: The lights is off? Try now? Try now, crank temmy
• 38:42
  Speaker 1: where I'm trying the refrigerator? Try that? You got the
• 38:52
  Speaker 1: ride door opening and closing? Damn computer? All right? Will
• 39:05
  Speaker 1: you guys get pat machine? The rematch is supposed to
• 39:12
  Speaker 1: me tonight at eight pm Eastern. We'll see how it goes. Okay,
• 39:19
  Speaker 1: that's that aqua boog occur coming up at thirty four
• 39:23
  Speaker 1: minutes after the hour, asked the CLO. The Chief Love Officer,
• 39:27
  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey is in the building right after this. You're
• 39:31
  Speaker 1: listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Time now for
• 39:35
  Speaker 1: ask the CLO, our Chief Love Officer. Submit your questions
• 39:39
  Speaker 1: to Steve Harvey FM dot com and the CLO will
• 39:42
  Speaker 1: be happy to answer them. This one, Steve is from
• 39:46
  Speaker 1: Sean in Florida. Before I get furloughed from work, a handsome.
• 39:50
  Speaker 1: Before I got furloughed from work, a handsome new guy
• 39:53
  Speaker 1: started working at my job. We've been getting to know
• 39:56
  Speaker 1: each other on the phone, and we just found out
• 39:58
  Speaker 1: that he is my ex boyfriend friend's cousin. My ex
• 40:01
  Speaker 1: boyfriend is on a teaching assignment in Dubai, so he's
• 40:05
  Speaker 1: been out of the country for three years. I figured
• 40:08
  Speaker 1: this will be a problem, but the guy told me
• 40:10
  Speaker 1: we can see how things go and keep it casual
• 40:12
  Speaker 1: for now. What does that mean, Cello, Well, it just
• 40:17
  Speaker 1: means he's gonna continue pursuing you the way you have.
• 40:23
  Speaker 1: Y'all having conversations, but his plan is to see if
• 40:28
  Speaker 1: it can go further. But he's got to make sure
• 40:30
  Speaker 1: you in line with it. So all it is is
• 40:33
  Speaker 1: he's just saying, let's keep things like it is. But
• 40:36
  Speaker 1: if he keeps talking you, talking you, it's not because
• 40:39
  Speaker 1: he wants to keep things like it is. He just
• 40:42
  Speaker 1: got to see if you okay we're sleeping with your
• 40:47
  Speaker 1: ex boyfriend's cousin. That's all it is, and if you
• 40:54
  Speaker 1: okay with it, he gonna be okay with it. But
• 40:57
  Speaker 1: he's because he's been doing a gentleman being and allowing
• 41:00
  Speaker 1: you the chance to make that decision. But that's what
• 41:05
  Speaker 1: he means by we'll keep it cash. Okay, Yeah, this
• 41:10
  Speaker 1: is her. You can't take it no more. She said
• 41:13
  Speaker 1: she figured this would be a problem. DJ and fort
• 41:17
  Speaker 1: Worth says, I have a big problem with my fraternity brother.
• 41:21
  Speaker 1: He introduced me to one of his son's mothers and
• 41:24
  Speaker 1: she is beautiful, oh to one of his I'm sorry,
• 41:28
  Speaker 1: I said one of his. Oh that is right, okay,
• 41:30
  Speaker 1: DJ and fort Worth. I have a big problem with
• 41:32
  Speaker 1: my fraternity brother. He introduced me to one of his
• 41:36
  Speaker 1: son's mothers, and she is beautiful and thick and just
• 41:41
  Speaker 1: my type. He told me she was the devil and
• 41:43
  Speaker 1: he couldn't stand her. I ran into her again at
• 41:46
  Speaker 1: the club and we got drunk and had sex that night.
• 41:50
  Speaker 1: She said she did it to get back at my
• 41:54
  Speaker 1: frat brother. I'm cool with it because we're still having
• 41:57
  Speaker 1: great sex often. My frat brother has threatened to jump
• 42:00
  Speaker 1: on me if I don't leave her alone. Am I wrong?
• 42:03
  Speaker 1: If it's just sex and nothing else, Dog, your boy
• 42:08
  Speaker 1: told you that was the devil. You meet the devil
• 42:11
  Speaker 1: at the club, y'all have sex that night. I know
• 42:15
  Speaker 1: that that ain't sound like the devil in you. And
• 42:19
  Speaker 1: now she says she just did that to get back
• 42:23
  Speaker 1: at her boyfriend. I think I think your fred brother,
• 42:26
  Speaker 1: right man. Now you go ahead if you want to,
• 42:29
  Speaker 1: but y'all keep having great sex. We'll go ahead, man,
• 42:33
  Speaker 1: go ahead. But I mean, look, man, you know I
• 42:39
  Speaker 1: don't get a beat down. I mean, bro, now your
• 42:42
  Speaker 1: board and told you he gonna jump on me if
• 42:45
  Speaker 1: you keep seeing her, you'll you don't believe that he
• 42:50
  Speaker 1: didn't believe the other part that he said you you
• 42:54
  Speaker 1: kind of stupid. First of all, that move him on
• 42:58
  Speaker 1: your boy's ex girl. After he told you that, he
• 43:00
  Speaker 1: told you to quit see it and now and now
• 43:02
  Speaker 1: you're letting the wrong part of your body do to thinking.
• 43:05
  Speaker 1: So now here's a deal. He gonna find out and
• 43:09
  Speaker 1: he gonna jump on you, and you're gonna get your
• 43:12
  Speaker 1: ass whoop. And then you got to just make the decision.
• 43:16
  Speaker 1: Wasn't worth it? All right? Man? It's kind of crazy. Man.
• 43:21
  Speaker 1: I don't even understand, but I need okay whatever Tyra
• 43:24
  Speaker 1: and Charlotte says, I've been dating a man for five
• 43:27
  Speaker 1: years and he has told me I'm the woman he
• 43:29
  Speaker 1: wants to marry. I have a feeling that he's cheating
• 43:32
  Speaker 1: on me, and when I asked him about it, he
• 43:35
  Speaker 1: tells me that he's just making sure he gets some
• 43:37
  Speaker 1: things out of his system before he gets married. I
• 43:40
  Speaker 1: want to see I don't want to sit around waiting
• 43:43
  Speaker 1: for him if he's seeing other women, but I don't
• 43:45
  Speaker 1: want to lose him. If he's really trying to marry me,
• 43:47
  Speaker 1: should I follow my first mind and dump him? Yes,
• 43:53
  Speaker 1: that's a simple That's what you're intuition is for. You're
• 43:57
  Speaker 1: dating a guy for five years. Obviously you all was
• 44:00
  Speaker 1: supposed to be in some type of committed relationship. He
• 44:03
  Speaker 1: turns around and tells you after you bust him, he
• 44:05
  Speaker 1: wants to get everything out of his system. But I
• 44:07
  Speaker 1: want to marry you. So if he marries you, how
• 44:10
  Speaker 1: do you know it's out of his system? Right? Follow
• 44:13
  Speaker 1: your heart, follow your mind, not your heart. Good answer, CLO.
• 44:18
  Speaker 1: You can submit your questions to Steve Harvey FM dot com.
• 44:22
  Speaker 1: Now coming up next, the nephew in the building with
• 44:24
  Speaker 1: the prank phone call. Right after this, you're listening to
• 44:29
  Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show coming up at the top of the hour.
• 44:33
  Speaker 1: Right about four minutes after it's my Strawberry letter for today.
• 44:35
  Speaker 1: The subject when the shoe is on the other foot.
• 44:38
  Speaker 1: Wait till you hear this one right now though. The
• 44:41
  Speaker 1: nephew is in the building with today's prank phone call.
• 44:44
  Speaker 1: What you got for us today, New Brand's pranking New
• 44:47
  Speaker 1: shirty Straight off Press twenty twenty. This right here is
• 44:51
  Speaker 1: called Zoom, Golly golly zoomzoll College that boy, no bo
• 45:00
  Speaker 1: no zoom. Got a guy, let's go cat dog. Hello, Hey,
• 45:05
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to reach uh Ti Ti? Is that is
• 45:09
  Speaker 1: that your name? Ty? Yeah? My name is Ty. Who
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• 45:14
  Speaker 1: me Ken, But that this Kennedy. You work with my
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• 45:24
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  Speaker 1: the work the job, y'all be doing this um this
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• 45:43
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• 45:46
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• 45:49
  Speaker 1: this what's going on? I noticed you know, I passed
• 45:52
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• 45:58
  Speaker 1: and y'all doing I guess you doing the conference call
• 46:01
  Speaker 1: or whatever. But you know, when I look closer, yeah,
• 46:04
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• 46:07
  Speaker 1: when my lady talking, you know, when my wife talking,
• 46:10
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• 46:15
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• 46:18
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• 46:21
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• 46:24
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• 46:26
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• 46:31
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• 46:35
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• 46:37
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• 46:39
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• 46:41
  Speaker 1: doing your wife for years, man, I got nothing but
• 46:44
  Speaker 1: the utmost respect for her. I would never do anything
• 46:47
  Speaker 1: to just suspects them. And I'm married myself, man, I
• 46:49
  Speaker 1: wouldn't putting myself out there like that. So what gets you? What?
• 46:53
  Speaker 1: What what are you doing while my wife talking on this,
• 46:56
  Speaker 1: on this, on this, on this zoom. What is you doing?
• 47:00
  Speaker 1: I'm not doing anything but my job, man. And again
• 47:03
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• 47:06
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• 47:07
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• 47:09
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• 47:12
  Speaker 1: me okay, let me let me go and put this
• 47:14
  Speaker 1: let me put this out here right here. Ty Let
• 47:15
  Speaker 1: me let me tell you right here, ty let me
• 47:17
  Speaker 1: tell you that right now. I'm telling you right here
• 47:20
  Speaker 1: for lord. I swear to you, man, if I seem
• 47:23
  Speaker 1: if when my wife get on the zoom again, if
• 47:26
  Speaker 1: I find out you on there touching yourself look like
• 47:29
  Speaker 1: you winking out her, I promise you soon as this this,
• 47:32
  Speaker 1: this this virus get through. I promise you all that
• 47:36
  Speaker 1: zoom golic golis gonna get your ass whoop. I'm telling
• 47:39
  Speaker 1: you right up, get no dog cut that bush got
• 47:43
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• 47:46
  Speaker 1: told you, okay, man, you need to quit talk to
• 47:48
  Speaker 1: me that way. And you know what cute By the way, man,
• 47:51
  Speaker 1: you're gonna call me and talk all this now you man,
• 47:54
  Speaker 1: you ain't gonna be with my wife with that bullsh
• 47:57
  Speaker 1: touching yourself your wife? Man? What what did you winking?
• 48:01
  Speaker 1: Your mother? And I for man, we ain't we get
• 48:05
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• 48:07
  Speaker 1: touched in the head? Man? What's wrong with you? I
• 48:09
  Speaker 1: ain't touched. I am. I'm gonna touch your mother and
• 48:11
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• 48:14
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• 48:17
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• 48:20
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• 48:24
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• 48:26
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• 48:28
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• 48:30
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• 48:33
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• 48:39
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• 48:42
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• 48:45
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• 48:48
  Speaker 1: you was over there doing that bulls. I talked to Trieste.
• 48:52
  Speaker 1: I have told you more than once I have nothing
• 48:54
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• 48:56
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• 49:01
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  Speaker 1: Thank you Nephew, subject when the shoe is on the
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  Speaker 1: other foot. Dear Stephen Shirley. I'm in my mid thirties
• 52:59
  Speaker 1: and I've been married thirteen years and we have four kids.
• 53:03
  Speaker 1: In the beginning of our marriage, I was hard headed
• 53:05
  Speaker 1: and I had a lot of growing up to do.
• 53:08
  Speaker 1: And seven years after we got married, I had an
• 53:10
  Speaker 1: affair and my wife ended up catching us in the
• 53:13
  Speaker 1: act in my car. I fought hard to get my
• 53:17
  Speaker 1: wife back, and since then I have been the ideal
• 53:22
  Speaker 1: husband and father. My wife forgave me, but she said
• 53:26
  Speaker 1: she would never forget the image of me having sex
• 53:28
  Speaker 1: with another woman. A few months ago, I was paying
• 53:32
  Speaker 1: bills on the laptop that I share with my wife,
• 53:35
  Speaker 1: and I started looking through old pictures and videos of
• 53:38
  Speaker 1: our children. I came across a video of my wife
• 53:41
  Speaker 1: and a man lying on a bed in what looked
• 53:44
  Speaker 1: like a nice hotel room. The video was from three
• 53:48
  Speaker 1: years ago and it was not very clear, but I
• 53:51
  Speaker 1: could tell it was my wife in her underwear. I
• 53:54
  Speaker 1: sat there and watched my wife being intimate with another man.
• 53:58
  Speaker 1: I immediately confronted my wife, and she stood there with
• 54:01
  Speaker 1: a smirk on her face. She admitted to cheating on me,
• 54:06
  Speaker 1: filming it and planting the video so I could see it.
• 54:10
  Speaker 1: She said she only had sex one time and she
• 54:13
  Speaker 1: felt terrible afterwards. She asked me how it feels when
• 54:16
  Speaker 1: the shoe is on the other foot. I was breathing
• 54:20
  Speaker 1: fire and I felt like a fool, so I did
• 54:23
  Speaker 1: not say anything. She told me that it was three
• 54:26
  Speaker 1: years ago, so it should not be an issue now.
• 54:29
  Speaker 1: I cheated first, so I haven't said much to her
• 54:32
  Speaker 1: about it, but it's eating me up inside. She will
• 54:36
  Speaker 1: not tell me who the guy is in the video,
• 54:38
  Speaker 1: so I'm suspicious of every man in her life right now?
• 54:43
  Speaker 1: Do I have to take this one like a man
• 54:45
  Speaker 1: and move on with my life and this marriage? How
• 54:48
  Speaker 1: should I handle this? Please help? Oooh yeah? Do you
• 54:54
  Speaker 1: have to take this one like a man and move
• 54:56
  Speaker 1: on with your life and this marriage? My response is
• 55:01
  Speaker 1: if you can? I mean, hey, she she took you
• 55:05
  Speaker 1: back after she caught you in the car in the
• 55:14
  Speaker 1: car with another woman. She caught you, so I mean,
• 55:18
  Speaker 1: you know, can you do this? I mean as a man,
• 55:20
  Speaker 1: and you're a man, and it's quite different when, as
• 55:23
  Speaker 1: you say, the shoe is On the other foot, there's
• 55:26
  Speaker 1: a whole double double standard with cheating. You know that
• 55:29
  Speaker 1: the woman, just like your wife did, usually takes a
• 55:32
  Speaker 1: man bag she forgives him. They work through it. If
• 55:34
  Speaker 1: they have to go to counseling or whatever. It takes time,
• 55:38
  Speaker 1: but they can work through it. And usually women, you know,
• 55:41
  Speaker 1: a lot of women take their husbands back after their
• 55:43
  Speaker 1: men are caught cheating. Men, on the other hand, rarely
• 55:47
  Speaker 1: can work through it and stay with their wives after
• 55:50
  Speaker 1: they've caught their wife cheating, after their wife has slept
• 55:54
  Speaker 1: with another man, after they see on the laptop that
• 55:57
  Speaker 1: their wife has been with another man. You know. I mean,
• 56:00
  Speaker 1: men are territorial, and Steve will talk more about that.
• 56:03
  Speaker 1: I'm sure you know. It's just not the same to
• 56:06
  Speaker 1: a man. It's just not the same. Some men can,
• 56:10
  Speaker 1: but most of them can't. So you know which guy
• 56:13
  Speaker 1: are you? Are you gonna be able to live with this?
• 56:17
  Speaker 1: You know, you got to take into consideration that your
• 56:20
  Speaker 1: wife forgave you, and you know how she must have
• 56:23
  Speaker 1: felt catching you. I mean, you know you saw it
• 56:27
  Speaker 1: on the laptop. You didn't catch her in the act.
• 56:30
  Speaker 1: She said, she planted it so you could see it.
• 56:33
  Speaker 1: So I mean, you know, which guy are you? Are
• 56:35
  Speaker 1: you the one that can maybe work through it and
• 56:37
  Speaker 1: take her back, or you know, are you gonna, you know,
• 56:40
  Speaker 1: just get a divorce and move on because you can't.
• 56:45
  Speaker 1: Your wife definitely wanted you to see this video though
• 56:48
  Speaker 1: she knew it would hurt you, and she knew that
• 56:50
  Speaker 1: you would feel some kind of way because you knew
• 56:53
  Speaker 1: nothing about what she was doing. So she wanted to
• 56:55
  Speaker 1: get you back, and she did. So. You know, only
• 57:00
  Speaker 1: you can answer that are you gonna be able to
• 57:02
  Speaker 1: take her back? Only you can? Like I said, some
• 57:06
  Speaker 1: men do, which one are you? Steve Shirley? Really really
• 57:11
  Speaker 1: good answer, really really good answer. I don't know what
• 57:16
  Speaker 1: angle I'm gonna take on this, but let's just go
• 57:18
  Speaker 1: through this letter. Dog, you thirties, thirteen years you've been
• 57:23
  Speaker 1: mad folk kids. He was hard headed in the beginning,
• 57:27
  Speaker 1: had a lot of growing up to do, you know.
• 57:31
  Speaker 1: So seven years after we got mad, I hadn't a
• 57:34
  Speaker 1: fan my wife. He ended up catching us. Well, now
• 57:36
  Speaker 1: this wasn't the first time you did something, Dog, this
• 57:40
  Speaker 1: was the time she caught you. You had something You
• 57:44
  Speaker 1: don't ever get caught like that. It's you. You had
• 57:47
  Speaker 1: some warnings, but like he said. You know, when he
• 57:50
  Speaker 1: was first out there, he was hard headed. He had
• 57:53
  Speaker 1: a lot of growing up to do, you know, in
• 57:55
  Speaker 1: the beginning to their man. So what that means he
• 57:58
  Speaker 1: hed done a couple of tricky things. Now you want
• 58:01
  Speaker 1: to talk about the one that seven years after you
• 58:03
  Speaker 1: got married, you had an affair and your wife ended
• 58:06
  Speaker 1: up catching us in the act in my car, boy
• 58:10
  Speaker 1: boy passed down round your ankles, put all up in
• 58:17
  Speaker 1: the damn window. Give us the visual, Steve. Yeah, she
• 58:21
  Speaker 1: got one high heel in the back window, the other
• 58:24
  Speaker 1: high heel on the arm wrest of the drive. That's
• 58:31
  Speaker 1: what she can't get out of her head. And I
• 58:33
  Speaker 1: can't get it out of mind. And I wasn't even now. Oh,
• 58:40
  Speaker 1: you fought hard to get your wife back, and you've
• 58:43
  Speaker 1: been ideal husband and father since then. Your wife forgave you,
• 58:46
  Speaker 1: but she said she could never forget the image of
• 58:48
  Speaker 1: me having sex with another woman. We come back. I
• 58:52
  Speaker 1: got it for you, all right, Steve. This is a
• 58:56
  Speaker 1: crazy Letteratio. We'll have part two response coming up at
• 59:01
  Speaker 1: twenty three minutes after the hour. When the Shoe is
• 59:07
  Speaker 1: on the other foot is the subject of today's Strawberry Letter.
• 59:11
  Speaker 1: Parts two of Steve's of Steve's response coming up at
• 59:14
  Speaker 1: twenty three minutes after the hour, right after this, you're
• 59:17
  Speaker 1: listening to show, all right, Steve, let's recap today's strawberry letter.
• 59:23
  Speaker 1: When the shoe is on the other foot. Well, lady
• 59:32
  Speaker 1: in her man in his thirties has been FAMI, have
• 59:34
  Speaker 1: been married thirteen years for kids, had an a fair
• 59:38
  Speaker 1: with somebody. Wife catches him having sex in his car.
• 59:43
  Speaker 1: You fought hard to get your wife back. You've been
• 59:46
  Speaker 1: since then. You've been an ideal husband and father, and
• 59:50
  Speaker 1: your wife forgave you. But she's said she could never forget.
• 59:54
  Speaker 1: The image of me having sex with another woman is
• 59:58
  Speaker 1: stuck in her head board. And that's an ugly image.
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 1: Like I said, let me paint the image for you.
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 1: She saw you from behind, pants down around you. One
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 1: of the girl's high heels is up in the real
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 1: window of the car, and the other high heel is
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 1: on the armrest in the front seat. Really, yeah, yeah,
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 1: that's how you see it. Okay, that's that's the picture
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 1: she can't get out of her mind. Now. A few
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 1: months ago, you're paying bills on the laptop that you
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 1: shared with your wife, and that ain't good. I started
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 1: looking through old pictures and videos of our children. I
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 1: came across a video of my wife and a man
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 1: lying on a bed and what it looked like a
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 1: nice hotel room. That's what it was. It ain't just
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 1: looked like that, That's what it was. The video was
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 1: from three years ago, and it was not very clear,
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 1: but I could tell it was my wife and her underwear.
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 1: I sat there and watched my wife being intimate with
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 1: another man. Don't you watched your wife have sex? How
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 1: long you do that? Did he watch the whole thing?
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 1: I immediately confronted my wife and she stood there with
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 1: a smirk on her face. She admitted to cheating on
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 1: me filming it, and planted the video so I could
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 1: see it. This a gangster move, right, This is a
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 1: goal gangster move right. Hill. She'd been just waiting on
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 1: the day till you find it because she knew you
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 1: would where you found it three years later, and and
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 1: and and and and she planted there so you could
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 1: see it. She said she only had sex one time,
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 1: and she felt terrible after us. She asked me, hide
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 1: feel when the shoe is on the other foot. In
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 1: other words, how you like seeing yo spouse having sex
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 1: with someone else? God, though, tell me you are right?
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 1: How feel shoe on the other foot, I was breathing fire.
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 1: I felt like a fool, so I did not say anything.
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 1: She told me it was three years ago, so it
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 1: shouldn't even be an issue. Now then you thought I
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 1: cheated first, So I ain't said much to her about it.
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 1: But it's eating me up inside. Then she won't tell
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 1: you who the guy is in the video, So now
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 1: I'm suspicion of every man in her life. Right now?
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 1: Do I have to take this one like a man
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 1: and move on with my life and this marriage? How
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 1: should I handle it? Please? Help? Well? First of all,
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 1: take this take this line out. Do I have to
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 1: take this one like a man and move on with
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 1: my life in this marriage? I can't answer that for you,
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 1: though Shirley was exactly right about that. Some men can
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 1: some men can't. You have to decide which one you are.
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 1: But you kind of you, you litified now you litified man.
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 1: You didn't know it, you thought it had went out,
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 1: but now you started this one. It was nine that's
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 1: all coming down to here, and now burnt your damn
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 1: y'all up? Now see so I don't know what you
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 1: should do, but she did a gangster movie. She wanted
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 1: you to see how it felt. Now, both of y'all young.
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 1: You're in your thirties. You're young. You could throw your
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 1: family away and go start over. But you do love
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 1: your wife. She obviously loved her husband. She said she
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 1: felt terrible about it. I don't know whether she did
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 1: or not. That sounds like the very Christian thing to say, though,
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 1: at least make you think it was horrible. But you
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 1: probably ain't seen them panting. She had on in that
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 1: video ever, bit folk, so there was some type of
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 1: preparation name for it. So I don't know how you
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 1: had it. What was the visual again though, in the
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 1: car seats where the visual was, you had your pants
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 1: down around your ankles, and just she was just all
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 1: she saw your ass. Another girl. She got one of
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 1: her high heels up in the rear mirror or the
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 1: car the rear up in the window or the car
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 1: back or the back seat. That and the other foot
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 1: is up on the driver side head rest. And you
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 1: in now letting have and now your wife when she
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 1: looked in the console with you, she ran around to
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 1: the passenger side just to see your face and it
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 1: was you yeah, wow for yo. You tried to get
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 1: out of the act, like what nothing happened. But one
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 1: thing about it, it don't go down right away. So
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 1: soon as you you snatch out to take a minute
• 1:05:11
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• 1:05:26
  Speaker 1: at forty six minutes. Actually the hour. I resident poet
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 1: Oh Junior in the building. He's written a poem for today.
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  Speaker 1: We're gonna talk about it right after this. You're listening
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 1: to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Well for twenty is today,
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 1: and as we know, it's not just today's day before
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 1: twenty is a code for smoking marijuana. Yes, no doubt what.
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 1: I've never heard of myself, Shirley. I'm not having a
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 1: zoo party, no joke. I'm having a zoom party. I
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 1: already gave up the information. I don't I can't take
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 1: any more people. I have fifty people and I'm signed
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 1: up already. He's so crazy. This is like baby facing Teddy, right,
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 1: we don't care. Stuff don't work, so you've really gotten
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 1: creative during this quarantine. Yes, yeah, okay, so we know
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 1: it's four twenty. That's a code for smoking. Marijuani learned
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 1: something new every day. We all know, Joy Anthony Brown,
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 1: as he just stated, Snoop and others will be celebrating
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 1: this epic day. As a matter of fact, Who knew
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 1: Junior wrote a poem about four twenty? Yeah, yeah I did, Tommy. Yeah,
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 1: because I'm sitting. Yeah, I had, I got time? Why not? Yeah?
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 1: Why not? I knew, you know. So it is for
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 1: all the people smoking the day it is. Here's to
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 1: all the four twenties. That's the day they celebrate, but
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 1: they won't remember folk twenty one because of the brownies
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 1: that they ate. So celebrate this glorious day and take
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 1: a talk to get high and get your butt up
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 1: off that couch. You can do it if you try,
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 1: So here's to all the four twinnies. May you celebrate
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 1: with class and don't get too high to forget to
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 1: wash your hands and remember to wear a mask and
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 1: also don't cough. Are you celebrating Junior? Yeah, Tommy, that's
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 1: true poem. It was not for y'all. Come back, So
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 1: Peter that's high. I think that like is the those
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 1: of you who waited on this poem from I got Junior. Yeah,
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 1: I knew before he even said it that it wasn't
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 1: gonna do nothing til you. So now you waited and
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 1: he has gone, and the point is really all over.
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 1: Too bad, Junior. I told you it wasn't gonna be
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 1: on you. I don't really have the skill for poetry,
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 1: but you keep on writing it anyway. But we'll just
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 1: wait till next week and you can mess our head
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 1: up another day. Yeah, ain't coming up at the time
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 1: of the hour. Jathony Brown is here with his stimulus package.
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 1: We'll talk about it right after this. You're listening, well,
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 1: Jathony Brown is here with his his own stimulus package. Okay, Step,
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 1: we really need thank you, jaff. You know, I stand
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 1: these mayors and the and the president and they're really
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 1: focusing on stuff, but they're they're leaving out a lot
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 1: of stuff. Stuff like this is very important. Those checks,
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 1: those checks are important. But what we really need every
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 1: household is tilet paper. Now. I don't know how you're
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 1: gonna get it to us, but we need toilet paper,
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 1: not them checks. If them checks keep coming we're gonna
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 1: have to use them damn checks if you keep on
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 1: because we need toilet paper. We don't we're short on paper.
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 1: This is my stimulus program. Here's that. There's something else
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 1: we need. I don't know who we talk to, do
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 1: know who we call? But everybody need Netflix, Hulu, Hbo,
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 1: whatever form of entertainment you can get. We need us
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 1: for free, free. We don't need no charges for nothing.
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 1: Share your cold with every damn body. That's what we
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 1: need to do, chef, share your cold. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 1: I have figured out how to get people to stay
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 1: six feet apart working on this, and I've come up
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 1: with everybody need to eat garlic. Everybody, everybody big pieces
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 1: of garlic, and men, you'll leargic to garlic. You can
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 1: use some of them cheap basket aloons like high karated
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 1: and ladies. If you don't like garlic, white diamond will
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 1: keep people away from you. So a lot of yo
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 1: yo with apple side of venagar. Yeah, keep you up
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 1: off of somebody. Take two teaspoons of that and see
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 1: if they don't get back. Oh they're back up off you, man,
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 1: get backup of now. We have decided to put this
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 1: country to work making mad. So what we need. Found
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 1: out that you can make masks from bras I've heard,
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 1: found that that what we don't want, what we don't want,
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 1: we don't want everybody to send braws in. Okay, we
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 1: all of y'all, all of y'all. You know some of
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 1: these braws is just cover everybody's face, and we don't
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 1: need that. We just need to We need the smaller bras.
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 1: We don't need to broad that's gonna cover your whole head. Yes, well,
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 1: if you want to cover your car, George Wallace's mama
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 1: has a couple that will completely cover your whole damn car,
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 1: just two of them. How do y'all talk about each other?
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 1: Mama like this man, because we do. We do. Also,
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 1: we're gonna need the people who sell recreation drugs, you
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 1: know who you are need y'all to drip up these prices.
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 1: We're not gonna we're not gonna go through this. Okay,
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 1: we're not gonna go through Okay, we're gonna do it. Well,
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 1: we are gonna do have to go pick it up. Yeah.
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 1: And what we ain't gonna do, Yeah, the mailman is
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 1: coming by the house and ups we can hook something
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 1: up with them, so it's dropped off daily, all right,
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 1: because we need this stuff. All right. If the gas
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 1: can come down, your ass can come down the gas.
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 1: That's all I'm saying. Oh man, stimulus package, stimulus come down.
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 1: That's it. That's all I have. He was one. It
• 1:12:48
  Speaker 1: was his idea to sign the checks about After lying
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 1: about it saying he didn't know how what that was about,
• 1:12:56
  Speaker 1: he said, yeah, it was his idea for Stephen Nuchin
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 1: said that anyway. Yeah, all right, well listen, we'll be back.
• 1:13:05
  Speaker 1: Thank you Jay for that stimulus package. We'll be back
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 1: with more of today's trending stories on the Steve Harvey
• 1:13:10
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• 1:13:13
  Speaker 1: Right after this, you're listening to the Steven Show. Well,
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 1: it's one thing to be quarantined. It's something altogether different
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 1: to be quarantined with four kids. All you have to
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 1: do is ask Kim Kardashian. She recently let it slip
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 1: that showers don't always make it into her daily agenda.
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 1: According to the reality star, Kim, I'm her current situation
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 1: isn't always glamorous. She said, there are so many days
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 1: I don't even brush my hair or get to shower
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 1: missus Kanye West revealed it's a different type of tasks
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 1: when you when you're now having to homeschool your kids
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 1: and figure it all out. Last week, Rich people problems Jay.
• 1:13:59
  Speaker 1: Last week Kim trying to get away from her kids
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 1: by hiding out in the guest bedroom. But that didn't work.
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 1: My daughter Brandy went and hid from BJ yesterday from
• 1:14:11
  Speaker 1: check on that she said, Daddy, how you doing? I said,
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 1: why are you? Why are you whispering? I'm in the close,
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 1: I said, I said, you in the close. I'm hiding
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 1: from BJ. Why are you having? I need a break? Oh,
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 1: you said, Brandy? Okay, because you know what, Steve, A
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 1: lot of these people have never been rounding their kids
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 1: this long. Yeah, they never had never No, man, it's hard,
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 1: especially when you've been sending them to school. Now you
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 1: ain't at work and he ain't at school. Oh, it's
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 1: hard on these people. Man. I respect the teacher. Let
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 1: me tell you to teachers. Coming up next, we'll have
• 1:14:55
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• 1:15:00
  Speaker 1: after this, you're listening to the show and trending news.
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 1: The Instagram live battle between Teddy Riley and baby Face
• 1:15:09
  Speaker 1: was a complete fail. It was an epic fail. I
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 1: mean yeah, I don't know why they put it those
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 1: two together. I would never would have put them together.
• 1:15:18
  Speaker 1: But anyway, both superproducers in their own right. Teddy and
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 1: baby Face were supposed to battle on this past Saturday night,
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 1: but Teddy's audio equipment didn't work that yeah, I mean,
• 1:15:32
  Speaker 1: I mean well, baby Face was just chilling, you know,
• 1:15:35
  Speaker 1: at his home studio ready to go. Teddy had a
• 1:15:38
  Speaker 1: few people in his crew trying to work things out,
• 1:15:41
  Speaker 1: but they couldn't fix Teddy's technical issues. Well you know
• 1:15:45
  Speaker 1: what happened next, They ate them up on social media.
• 1:15:48
  Speaker 1: Lots of social media means about Teddy Riley. What do
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 1: you say? They go, yeah, they were bad yet, man.
• 1:16:02
  Speaker 1: So take a listen now, exactly, take a listen. I
• 1:16:11
  Speaker 1: want you to hear this, Steve. Here's Teddy and baby
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 1: Face talking about what happened due to technical difficulties. We
• 1:16:17
  Speaker 1: want to do this thing again. My brother and I agree,
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 1: and it's just like a boxing match. Something goes wrong,
• 1:16:23
  Speaker 1: we gotta do it again. And that's what's happening. And
• 1:16:25
  Speaker 1: the good news is we're over a million plus and
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 1: it's all because of you, So please forgive us. We
• 1:16:31
  Speaker 1: will be back peace and love. I'm teddy. What does
• 1:16:34
  Speaker 1: it mean? It's like a boxing match, and because in
• 1:16:37
  Speaker 1: a mating match, two boxers show up, they show up
• 1:16:40
  Speaker 1: and they do it. So what are you talking about? Man? Okay, okay, sorry,
• 1:16:56
  Speaker 1: y'all up in the can you hear me? You can
• 1:17:07
  Speaker 1: you yell it? Tell me stop dancing? The plug in
• 1:17:13
  Speaker 1: the audio came, no, no, no, that turned the lights off. Whatever.
• 1:17:19
  Speaker 1: You can't climbing the lights off? Now the lights is off.
• 1:17:26
  Speaker 1: Try now shut now, Frank, tell me where I'm trying
• 1:17:34
  Speaker 1: the refrigerator. Try that. You got the ride door opening
• 1:17:42
  Speaker 1: and closing. Damn it was on the computer, all right,
• 1:17:54
  Speaker 1: when you guys get cut up brand daddy see pat
• 1:17:57
  Speaker 1: machine jump. The rematch is supposed to me tonight at
• 1:18:03
  Speaker 1: a pm Eastern. We'll see how it goes. Okay, coming up,
• 1:18:06
  Speaker 1: it's the last break of the day. Pause, it is
• 1:18:09
  Speaker 1: the last break of the day. And then at forty
• 1:18:14
  Speaker 1: nine minutes after it is coming up with his closing
• 1:18:19
  Speaker 1: remarks from today. Right after this, you're listening to show
• 1:18:25
  Speaker 1: all right, here we are last break of the day.
• 1:18:27
  Speaker 1: It's been a good Monday. Yeah, then we're looking at
• 1:18:32
  Speaker 1: it means it's a damn good monday exactly. Yeah, very grateful,
• 1:18:36
  Speaker 1: very grateful. Stay safe out there, everyone, please stay safe
• 1:18:42
  Speaker 1: and definitely healthy. And Tommy, you keep cooking, Tommy, we're
• 1:18:51
  Speaker 1: not managed. I don't have anything else to do, a
• 1:18:54
  Speaker 1: lot of meat. Why are you okay? You know what?
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  Speaker 1: And I'm glad you said that I won't send anything else.
• 1:19:04
  Speaker 1: You a check before. You ain't bothered me at all.
• 1:19:09
  Speaker 1: The question was why as you sending me it? Don't
• 1:19:13
  Speaker 1: bother me at all because I ain't got nothing to do.
• 1:19:18
  Speaker 1: Nothing else. I cook and then I may send a
• 1:19:22
  Speaker 1: picture of mine. You know what I've done. I can partner.
• 1:19:28
  Speaker 1: You're cooking just meat. There's no at all nothing And
• 1:19:34
  Speaker 1: then wait a minute, but wait a minute. Stevens had
• 1:19:44
  Speaker 1: objection to the fish you sent us with the butter
• 1:19:48
  Speaker 1: on it. Yeah, that was a bit much. One one happened,
• 1:19:53
  Speaker 1: but it was one fish. It was one fulname. It
• 1:19:58
  Speaker 1: was one piece of flounder with a half a stick
• 1:20:01
  Speaker 1: of butter on it. Who does that? That was that
• 1:20:07
  Speaker 1: big dog? We saw that maybe your hands can't cut
• 1:20:12
  Speaker 1: over no big ass. Just maybe the pictures to your hands. Gad,
• 1:20:21
  Speaker 1: it wasn't, dog, I know what the half stick of
• 1:20:23
  Speaker 1: butter looked like. I know proportions. I'm older than you.
• 1:20:27
  Speaker 1: That was that was? That was a lot of butter. Dog,
• 1:20:30
  Speaker 1: It was a half a stick of butter. Steps who
• 1:20:33
  Speaker 1: helped you put the butter in there? Myself? Oh you
• 1:20:39
  Speaker 1: have some tones? Oh, ain't I'm not. I'm not gonna
• 1:20:47
  Speaker 1: do And you know what, Jay, I don't like you
• 1:20:49
  Speaker 1: coming with don't this meet me? I have vegetables. But
• 1:20:54
  Speaker 1: I only he ain't seen I didn't, right, I ain't
• 1:20:58
  Speaker 1: seen that. Ain't you know? I ain't seen a Russell's proud. Well,
• 1:21:02
  Speaker 1: I won't be sending that either, because my uncle don't
• 1:21:05
  Speaker 1: like sending nothing. I'm told you already. I don't care
• 1:21:09
  Speaker 1: that you said. But do you do you want us
• 1:21:12
  Speaker 1: to say something about it? I don't want you to
• 1:21:15
  Speaker 1: say a damn thing. What I'm saying it is? Okay,
• 1:21:18
  Speaker 1: well what is you're sending it? Fold? But you had
• 1:21:22
  Speaker 1: words with it, You have words with all the pictures,
• 1:21:26
  Speaker 1: and then you don't want us to say nothing back. Now,
• 1:21:29
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry because I noticed that it was a half
• 1:21:31
  Speaker 1: stick of damn butter on one piece of fish. And
• 1:21:34
  Speaker 1: now now you mad. Now, I'm just trying to say
• 1:21:38
  Speaker 1: your little shot as life? Why do you got life shot? Wait? Wait,
• 1:21:44
  Speaker 1: back my life shot because you shot? Stop so short.
• 1:21:52
  Speaker 1: People have a short lot. We don't live a lot.
• 1:21:55
  Speaker 1: I didn't say that, No, I said your life is short,
• 1:22:01
  Speaker 1: like you don't see all the stuff I see because
• 1:22:05
  Speaker 1: you're tall. Yeah, you have a short view A lot
• 1:22:11
  Speaker 1: of stuff you ain't. You ain't never reached up on
• 1:22:14
  Speaker 1: top of the later. Let's just think about this. You
• 1:22:18
  Speaker 1: ain't ever reached up on top of the frigerator. You
• 1:22:20
  Speaker 1: ain't ever put the glasses just on the er. He
• 1:22:25
  Speaker 1: can't get nothing that. I can't reach the top of
• 1:22:28
  Speaker 1: the refrigerator with a running start. That's right. You can't
• 1:22:34
  Speaker 1: read the top of my hand. If I holy, we're
• 1:22:38
  Speaker 1: not gonna we're not gonna do this shot. Were not
• 1:22:41
  Speaker 1: my hand straight doing it. We're not gonna do it. No,
• 1:22:46
  Speaker 1: it's we're already there. Jay Yeah, man, a man, let
• 1:22:49
  Speaker 1: little man defend this up. A little man. Go ahead
• 1:22:56
  Speaker 1: and see what you're gonna say. Man, y'all tall as
• 1:23:01
  Speaker 1: you're gonna hold on, I'm gonna say that you're gonna
• 1:23:04
  Speaker 1: you're gonna make me mad in a minute. Here. Oh
• 1:23:07
  Speaker 1: well that's pretty much what I Mean't tell him how
• 1:23:10
  Speaker 1: long it's gonna take it. We there on? Yeah, I
• 1:23:14
  Speaker 1: might cue now is we there yet? You're you're gonna
• 1:23:20
  Speaker 1: You're gonna make me mad in a minute. Hey man,
• 1:23:23
  Speaker 1: even your temperate is short. He walking right into the jail.
• 1:23:36
  Speaker 1: You hold on, hold on, I'm listening to think of
• 1:23:41
  Speaker 1: a snappy come back. Hold on, I'm coming up with Shawn.
• 1:23:44
  Speaker 1: Well you ain't snapping at ain't taking this long chase
• 1:23:51
  Speaker 1: now when it's time for me to come back. He
• 1:23:53
  Speaker 1: ain't gotten that, Tommy, Well, come on now, I'll give
• 1:23:58
  Speaker 1: you a short while to do it is usually quick. Jay. Hello,
• 1:24:07
  Speaker 1: he was trying to tell you he ain't got nothing.
• 1:24:10
  Speaker 1: I'm rolled and I'm hot, I'm on fried and caught.
• 1:24:16
  Speaker 1: Come on something. No, no, you know what, you know what,
• 1:24:20
  Speaker 1: I'm not gonna I'm not gonna do what you say.
• 1:24:23
  Speaker 1: He gonna be back here tomorrow. I'll be right back here.
• 1:24:28
  Speaker 1: Still gonna be tall. Yeah, I feel Oh that was
• 1:24:36
  Speaker 1: a shot. Bro's not growing to take us out. Most
• 1:24:42
  Speaker 1: of us do like this. Well, it'll be a long
• 1:24:50
  Speaker 1: day before he said about that, he won't send y'all
• 1:24:54
  Speaker 1: damn thing. It'll be a long time for y'all get
• 1:24:57
  Speaker 1: anything from it. Is anybody gonna miss day photo? You're
• 1:25:00
  Speaker 1: gonna miss it. You say that now, but you miss it.
• 1:25:04
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