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Steve's Christmas Carols, MTH, Holiday Porch Pirates, Ask Steve and more. · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Y'all know what time of y'all don't know. Y'all have
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  Speaker 1: a suit looking like the back down giving them more
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  Speaker 1: like the Millian buck things in the cubbings me true
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  Speaker 1: good it. Steve har listening to the movie together for study,
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  Speaker 1: I don't join join me? You doing men? You gotta
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  Speaker 1: turn hur you gotta turn to turn them out. You
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  Speaker 1: got to turn them out. Turn the water the water go. Come,
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  Speaker 1: come on your fad Uh huh, I show will good
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  Speaker 1: morning everybody. You're listening to the voice, Come on, dig
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  Speaker 1: me out one and only. Uh, Steve Harvey got a
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  Speaker 1: radio show, Yeah you do. Steve Harvey got a radio show.
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  Speaker 1: But like I said the other day, you got something too, though,
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  Speaker 1: don't you. God hadn't done something wonderful for you. You
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  Speaker 1: just gotta thank Him for it, you know, in the
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  Speaker 1: midst of all that's going on in my life and
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  Speaker 1: in your life. You know, I always use myself as
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  Speaker 1: an example because well, I mean that way. I guarantee
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  Speaker 1: one hundred percent I know what I'm talking about. Um,
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  Speaker 1: here's the situation, you know, with everything that's going on
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  Speaker 1: in my life and all the things I'm asking God
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  Speaker 1: for in the midst of a taxing and a very
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  Speaker 1: trying situation. That's very challenging for me right now. Man,
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  Speaker 1: God just keeps on, keeps on surprising me. He keeps
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  Speaker 1: doing things. And I want you to look at your life.
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  Speaker 1: Or for a second, let's make two columns here. Let's
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  Speaker 1: make a column of all the things you want from God.
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  Speaker 1: You know, just do that throughout the course of the day.
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  Speaker 1: You know, you know, run down the list of all
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  Speaker 1: the things you're asking God for, all the things you're
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  Speaker 1: praying for, the things you aspire to, what you your dreams,
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  Speaker 1: your visions, whatever it is. Just make a column, a
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  Speaker 1: list of all those things. Let's make three lists. And
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  Speaker 1: then the second list, I want you to make a
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  Speaker 1: list of everything that you've been asking God for. So
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  Speaker 1: I guess that could be a little bit of the same.
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  Speaker 1: But this third list, I want you to do a
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  Speaker 1: check off point. I want you to do a make
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  Speaker 1: a list of everything that God has given you that
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  Speaker 1: you've asked him for. Just think about it like that
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  Speaker 1: for a second. I may be explaining a little wrong
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  Speaker 1: right now, but I'm gonna pull it together for you.
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  Speaker 1: Make a list of everything you're asking God for, just listed.
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  Speaker 1: You know, it's Okay, it's a dream board. You can
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  Speaker 1: call it that. I got one. It's a vision board.
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  Speaker 1: You know. Every everybody's got something you hope for. Make
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  Speaker 1: a list now. I want you to make another list
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  Speaker 1: of everything you've asked God for that he's given you already.
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  Speaker 1: See this is a good list because sometimes and what
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  Speaker 1: I've been guilty of and maybe you two in my
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  Speaker 1: request list on my dream board. I keep focusing so
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  Speaker 1: hard sometimes on the what I'm yet to receive. I
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  Speaker 1: keep focusing so hard on the what I hope he
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  Speaker 1: gives me. I keep focusing so hard on the things
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  Speaker 1: that I yet not fulfilled in my life that sometimes,
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  Speaker 1: as he starts checking off my wish list the things
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  Speaker 1: I've asked for in the past that have come to
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  Speaker 1: pass that he's given me, I sometimes, in praying for
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  Speaker 1: what I want, get to thank him for what he's
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  Speaker 1: done for me. And I'm currently in the middle of
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  Speaker 1: that situation. And this morning when I woke up, I really, man,
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  Speaker 1: I just got on my knees this morning and I
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  Speaker 1: quit tripping for a second. I said, Man, hey, God,
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  Speaker 1: you know what I really do need all them things
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  Speaker 1: I'm asking for, and I'm really am believing that you're
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  Speaker 1: gonna give it to me. But in the meantime, though, Man,
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  Speaker 1: have I overlooked some important details here. I had to
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  Speaker 1: really look at what he's done for me. I mean, look, man,
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  Speaker 1: take yourself out of it personally and look, well, you
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  Speaker 1: can leave yourself in it however you want to be.
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  Speaker 1: Some people can't do that, So just leave yourself in
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  Speaker 1: it there. But man, I started looking at the eye
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  Speaker 1: part of me, and I started looking around at what's
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  Speaker 1: happening overall. Like, Man, he has kept my family together
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  Speaker 1: in spite of the attempts to tear it apart. I
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  Speaker 1: look at all of that. I look at how he's
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  Speaker 1: blessing my children with the desires of their heart, which
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  Speaker 1: I pray for my kids. You know, I want my
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  Speaker 1: kids to have the life than I've had. I really
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  Speaker 1: really do. I don't want them to take as long
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  Speaker 1: as it took me to get it together. I really
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  Speaker 1: really don't. I'm trying to say, hey, man, if you
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  Speaker 1: go to college, this is what you can be. Don't
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  Speaker 1: do like your father did. Don't go three years, drop out,
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  Speaker 1: throw yourself into a spiral and then got to start
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  Speaker 1: to scratch all over again, you know, And for the
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  Speaker 1: most part so far. You know, they're doing quite well
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  Speaker 1: of it. You know, you know they they're getting kicked
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  Speaker 1: around a little bit, but that's life. I started thinking
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  Speaker 1: of the blessings that he's helped me overcome with some
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  Speaker 1: of the previous mistakes I've made in relationships in my life.
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  Speaker 1: And then I started looking about the things he's blessed
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  Speaker 1: me with that I've been asking him for. But since
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  Speaker 1: I've moved on from it, I forgot to keep thinking
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  Speaker 1: him because I gotta always thank God for a roof
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  Speaker 1: over my head because guess what, when I was asking
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  Speaker 1: for the roof and I didn't really have it, then
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  Speaker 1: he gave me one. Since he gave it to me, what,
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  Speaker 1: I'm just cool now, I can't ever go back to
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  Speaker 1: him and go, hey, man, I really do appreciate this
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  Speaker 1: roof over my head because that was a time when
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  Speaker 1: I was living in a car. But see, so every
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  Speaker 1: morning I wake up, I gotta remember the fact that
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  Speaker 1: I have a home now, because I got to look
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  Speaker 1: back and go, man, that was time, Steve, when you
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  Speaker 1: didn't have no home. But see, we forget what God
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  Speaker 1: has done for us because in our column that won't column,
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  Speaker 1: the need column, we oftentimes forget for the columns and
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  Speaker 1: the check marks, as He's already fulfilled in our life.
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  Speaker 1: You've got to take inventory every now and then daily
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  Speaker 1: if possible. But I know we're humans. We're not gonna
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  Speaker 1: do that. I don't. But you've got to take inventory
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  Speaker 1: of your life to say, hey, what has God done
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  Speaker 1: for me? You know? And remember something else too. Change
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  Speaker 1: is good, but change is challenging. Accept the challenge that
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  Speaker 1: it is. Look a lot of you come up to
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  Speaker 1: me all the time and say, Steve Man, thank you,
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  Speaker 1: man boy, you in the morning. Man, I really be
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  Speaker 1: needing that. Well. I under said it a hundred times,
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  Speaker 1: but I'm gonna say it again, y'all. I'll be needing
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  Speaker 1: it too. You know. You understand, sometimes what God is
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  Speaker 1: dealing with me is for me. But now I'm in
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  Speaker 1: a sharing position where I can open up and if
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  Speaker 1: I just if I just quit being so about me
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  Speaker 1: and become a little bit more transparent, I can maybe
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  Speaker 1: some of me that's happening to me is happening to you,
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  Speaker 1: and you can see some of this in me. That's
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  Speaker 1: why I use myself as an example, because man, I'm
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  Speaker 1: catching it too, y'all. I ain't perfect either. So for
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  Speaker 1: those of you that come up to me and say that,
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  Speaker 1: I want you to understand these these talks in the morning. Man,
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  Speaker 1: this is important for me because man, I need these
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  Speaker 1: conversations from God. I need God to continue to strengthen me,
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  Speaker 1: to show me the way to help me understand what's
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  Speaker 1: happening to me. And see as we've all those of
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  Speaker 1: you who have made the decision to change, to become
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  Speaker 1: a better person, a better woman, a better boy, a
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  Speaker 1: better girl, a better man. For those of you have
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  Speaker 1: made the decision to change, changes a challenge, and accept
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  Speaker 1: the challenge because it's gonna come. Because right out of
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  Speaker 1: that here come to haters. It ain't come people you
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  Speaker 1: don't even know, discussing your life and your change. If
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  Speaker 1: God see you, really really mean what you say in
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  Speaker 1: spite of what they say about you, God will raise
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  Speaker 1: you above the phrase. He'll keep promoting you, he'll keep
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  Speaker 1: blessing you, He'll keep moving you up. He will use
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  Speaker 1: you as a show off point. He'll show you off man.
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  Speaker 1: He'll make you. He'll make you look good to people
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  Speaker 1: man who wish you'd fall all day long. And so
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  Speaker 1: to all your haters, all your haters will end up
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  Speaker 1: just watching you rise. Man, they will watch you continue
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  Speaker 1: to grow. That's what God will do for you. Man.
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  Speaker 1: You can fool the world, but you can't fool God.
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  Speaker 1: God know your heart, He knows your every thought. Man,
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  Speaker 1: you're listening to show people. Get ready, there's a train
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  Speaker 1: come in. You don't need no ticket. You just get on, boy,
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  Speaker 1: ladies and gentlemen, the train is here. Shirley Strawberry, Hey,
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  Speaker 1: good morning to you. How you doing, Steve? Colorful morning
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  Speaker 1: and your morning. But nephew, time you're the bud uncle Steve.
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  Speaker 1: What's happening, Steve? I'm ready ready for Woody Ever you won't.
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  Speaker 1: That's good voice. Yeah, you know that's what I want
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  Speaker 1: to do. I'm gonna do all hard. Roscoe does it.
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  Speaker 1: Christmas carols? Oh goodness, yeah, I'm gonna do a few
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  Speaker 1: Christmas carols. Le Bell you we don't have a thirty four?
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  Speaker 1: Better do that. You better come on, damn shit through
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  Speaker 1: the snow. Oh a one horse, oh Bushley, it's gonna
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  Speaker 1: take a long Oh what fun it too? Right in
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  Speaker 1: a one horse old Busley. Oh jingle bath, oh jangle
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  Speaker 1: bath all jingle jangle all the way. Yeah, yeah, okay,
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  Speaker 1: and old what fuck it is to ride in No
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  Speaker 1: one horse? Oh but chali u huh hey, Hey how
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  Speaker 1: about joy to the world. I got jaw I got
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  Speaker 1: to the world. It's about him. Oh joy to all
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  Speaker 1: the boys and girls. No work jaw yea to the world.
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  Speaker 1: Oh joy, Oh the boys and girls. Dag the hogs
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  Speaker 1: off fa falla la la la la la la la
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  Speaker 1: the season to be job falla la la la la
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  Speaker 1: la la la. Nah. We reach y'all gay apparel la
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  Speaker 1: la da dada. Okay man, Yeah, that's good. Yeah, Christmas off?
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  Speaker 1: Can you do Silent Nightfall to come back? And Santa
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  Speaker 1: Claus is coming to TWN? I need that. Yeah, and
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  Speaker 1: let us rude off, yeah and rude off. All right, um,
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  Speaker 1: all right, we're coming back with h Steve sings Christmas
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  Speaker 1: carols hard at thirty two after right after this, you're
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  Speaker 1: listening to Steve Morning Show. We are back Steve singing
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  Speaker 1: Christmas carols. We're all in the Christmas spirit. Steven singing
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  Speaker 1: him but his way, and you know he sings hard.
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  Speaker 1: We had a clown singing Christmas. I think we had
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  Speaker 1: a request for Silent Night, Steve, Shine the Night, Holden
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  Speaker 1: Night on the mic. Oh all is calm, messing thing
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  Speaker 1: it bright, run round your your mama, mama and your child.
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  Speaker 1: Wholy so tender tender side look nah who nah break
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  Speaker 1: it down? Oh oh whoo it bride route off the
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  Speaker 1: red nose? Okay, which what version you want? D dancer
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  Speaker 1: and pass up and call me and cupid dad's done
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  Speaker 1: up and blitxing, yeah somebody and vixing? Who but who
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  Speaker 1: claime boy? Oh, you weren't in the cysts the most famous,
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  Speaker 1: that damn famous come on that damn famous rain deal?
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  Speaker 1: Oh oh who whole route off? No rain? Come on? Boy,
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  Speaker 1: had a very shine No, yes he did, yes he dad,
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  Speaker 1: And you ever saw come on the thing. You wouldn't
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  Speaker 1: even see right now, you wouldn't even work you do
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  Speaker 1: all of the ring time with that one, all of
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  Speaker 1: the rain. Yeah, used to laugh and call him names.
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  Speaker 1: They never led pole rude, they rude, right game little
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  Speaker 1: things boy. Then one fuggy Chris Mussy Sata came to say, hey, Rudo,
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  Speaker 1: which damn no so bright? Why did you bring your
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  Speaker 1: last on over here? Got this sleet tonight? That was
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  Speaker 1: the jail, Thanks so much for let me do it.
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  Speaker 1: That was good. Rob the quick essential Christmas song, This
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  Speaker 1: Christmas Dunny Hathaway dinner, Dinner, dinner, dinner, Donne run dune dune, dude,
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  Speaker 1: Hey gone, missle too. Who I'm gonna to get to
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  Speaker 1: know who you're better? Come on dis here, Chris move
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  Speaker 1: And as we trimmed the tree, your ez is where
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  Speaker 1: I wall be? He did he Chris must fire side
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  Speaker 1: is blade zin bri high? Come on and we're Carolyn only.
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  Speaker 1: I said, we're Carol lying. Come on, boy, Carol, I said,
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  Speaker 1: we're Caro lying a little the night and this Chris
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  Speaker 1: mar what you best? Really? I said this Chris more,
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  Speaker 1: not next one talking about this? Damn griming the right? Yes,
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  Speaker 1: d sing boy Twitter Fields, what's the song? Well? The
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  Speaker 1: weather outside is right. Let us, let us, let us
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  Speaker 1: you want to hear boys don't matter. It ain't gonna
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  Speaker 1: be the same. I just want, I just want it
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  Speaker 1: is snow. You got the boys, letty snow. How about
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  Speaker 1: Santa Claus is coming to town? That's the one say
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  Speaker 1: clock coming to town? Yeah, saying a clause coming better
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  Speaker 1: not powder better not cry? You better watch out. I'm
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  Speaker 1: telling you. Why say a close coming? Time? S say
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  Speaker 1: up close comment two times? One more time, said closer
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  Speaker 1: coming to top. Oh yeah, said the closing coming to town,
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  Speaker 1: come on, saying it said it closing coming the town.
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  Speaker 1: When did you coming saying it closing? Why did you
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  Speaker 1: do it? Said? The closing coming to town? Were late?
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  Speaker 1: Said a closer coming to town said, took Cloe is
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  Speaker 1: coming on. I'm on in here. Hurry, hurry, he's coming
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  Speaker 1: to time. Say cloth brank coming the nephew you got
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  Speaker 1: right after this. You're listening Stave Harvey Morning Show. Right now,
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  Speaker 1: it's time for the nephew to run that brank back.
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  Speaker 1: A baptized him yesterday, said and I'm a baptizing all right.
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  Speaker 1: This is mobile baptismobile, mobile baptism noble. We pull a
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  Speaker 1: right on up, drop you down in there, shake that
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  Speaker 1: water off, and send you to work. Heidi, Hello, Hello,
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  Speaker 1: I'm trying to reach a mister Wilson. It's how you do?
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  Speaker 1: How you doing? My name is brother spring water Man. Listen.
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  Speaker 1: We uh, we we got paid to actually come by
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  Speaker 1: and do some services to for you by some friends
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  Speaker 1: of yours, and we wanted to actually call and see
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  Speaker 1: about scheduling and see what you had available. Uh, some
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  Speaker 1: some services. What y'all playing on custison gradu, which I do.
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  Speaker 1: What kind of services you had? Actually, sir, you've got
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  Speaker 1: some friends that have actually spent a great amount of
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  Speaker 1: money on you. And what we do is UM we
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  Speaker 1: have a Baptismal on Wheels servant, and what we do
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  Speaker 1: is we go and we um we baptize people at
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  Speaker 1: their home. And Baptismal Wheels has been it's a new
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  Speaker 1: UM company, but we've we've baptized over a thousand people.
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  Speaker 1: Now we have a truck with it which actually has
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  Speaker 1: a baptismal pool on the back of it, and we
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  Speaker 1: actually come to your home and we will baptize you
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  Speaker 1: in your driveway and and make you hold again. So
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  Speaker 1: we've hostess here, brother Water. Brother again, I'm sorry, I
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  Speaker 1: ain't freingwater, Brother Fringwater. What you want to come to
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  Speaker 1: my house and give me a baptism in my front yard?
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  Speaker 1: We want to baptize you right there in your drive
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  Speaker 1: where your friends are paid for the services. And my friend,
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  Speaker 1: what a friend will pay for me to get baptized? Man,
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  Speaker 1: I've been baptized, are already well from my understanding, sir
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  Speaker 1: that but then that you you've had some some bumps
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  Speaker 1: and bruises and and and they seem to uh to
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  Speaker 1: believe that you need to be Washington coming. I mean
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  Speaker 1: that's all good, that's all. That's all. It's all good.
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  Speaker 1: But I mean things are I mean, think that matter
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  Speaker 1: that it made? Man? I mean, I've been baptized, I
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  Speaker 1: go to church. You know, Uh, me and the Lord
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  Speaker 1: don't have no problems. I mean, we all have setbacks.
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  Speaker 1: But for you to pull up with your pool in
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  Speaker 1: front of my house to say you've been a baptize me,
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  Speaker 1: that that doesn't make any sense to me. Doc. I mean,
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  Speaker 1: sometimes when some people are not able to go to
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  Speaker 1: the House of the Lord and get baptized. You know,
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  Speaker 1: we're making a lot more convenient for you, but we
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  Speaker 1: can actually need no convenience. I don't need no convenience.
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  Speaker 1: What I need convenience for you asking me to come
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  Speaker 1: to my house on a Tuesday to baptize me in
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  Speaker 1: my driveway? Does that make any sense to you? Brother Water?
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  Speaker 1: I mean, come on, if you really sit back and
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  Speaker 1: think about it, does that make any sense to you?
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  Speaker 1: First of all, sir, that that that that's brother spring water.
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  Speaker 1: But what I'm trying to what I'm trying to see
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  Speaker 1: the water is holy water, spring water. It doesn't make
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  Speaker 1: no difference to me. You can't come to my neighborhood
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  Speaker 1: and baptize me in front of my house. Sir. This
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  Speaker 1: is this is what your friends are talking about that
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  Speaker 1: don't get there what my players are telling you. Man
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  Speaker 1: and anybody which which one of my friends gonna recommend
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  Speaker 1: you to come to my damn house. So I'm my
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  Speaker 1: and my I don't let me that. You don't even
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  Speaker 1: make any sense to me, You understand, No, I'm not.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not at any liberty to tell you who actually is. Uh,
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  Speaker 1: I'm portuning the liberty because of my damn house that
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  Speaker 1: baptized me. But you can't tell me who the hell
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna see you. But you're not there, what may
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  Speaker 1: come all? You don't even come on that that makes
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  Speaker 1: sense for you? Come on, that doesn't make any no
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  Speaker 1: where in the world. I'm gonna allow you to come
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  Speaker 1: and bring your food in front of my house that
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  Speaker 1: baptize me. Then I'm asking you ask as you you
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  Speaker 1: supposed to be a pastor, you supposed to be baptized.
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  Speaker 1: I'm asking you, okay, what's a friend of mine is
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  Speaker 1: sending you to? You know, letting you know I need
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  Speaker 1: be done. You'll tell you how that liberty to all
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  Speaker 1: I wanted to know. Basically you I've already been paid.
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  Speaker 1: I'm coming take to chan. I'm baptizing me im back time.
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  Speaker 1: I'm going to baptize you on Tuesday in your driveway. Man,
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: I care you was? Did you come to my house
• 24:58
  Speaker 1: in front of my drive one? You better bring all congregation,
• 25:01
  Speaker 1: you understand, you better bringing the deacons, the brothers, the sisters,
• 25:05
  Speaker 1: and they have my headters. You think how many you
• 25:06
  Speaker 1: got ties? Which this is a problem. This is what
• 25:09
  Speaker 1: your friends are talking about. This is why you need
• 25:11
  Speaker 1: to be baptized and cleans it again and washed in
• 25:13
  Speaker 1: the blood of the lamp. This is what's wrong. You
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: need to be cleansed. That's what's wrong with you, mister Wilton.
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: What's wrongs means? Now, what's wrong with two? Is Carly
• 25:21
  Speaker 1: in a little my hobday telling me I need to
• 25:23
  Speaker 1: be back tie in front of my house. If I
• 25:25
  Speaker 1: need to be backs half, don't get some only water,
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: I go down to the church. I don't need you
• 25:30
  Speaker 1: come in front of my house making oh sertas we
• 25:33
  Speaker 1: are afraid of some white sheeps talking to back athlete
• 25:36
  Speaker 1: that for mama, understanding, for my understanding, for my understanding.
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: Mister Wilson, you missed two Sundays already this month, sund
• 25:43
  Speaker 1: this so man, I can't go anyone and get the water.
• 25:47
  Speaker 1: I don't need you coming here because you tell him
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: I missed two damn Sundays. I'm gonna miss sending two
• 25:51
  Speaker 1: to the Fumou ain't coming off, sir. All I know
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: is I've been paid to do a job. I will
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: be there Tuesday morning at seven o'clock. And we were
• 25:59
  Speaker 1: baptized you before you go to work on two, Before
• 26:02
  Speaker 1: you would I tell you what you curing my standing
• 26:04
  Speaker 1: o'clock and morning. I swear on your lord, I'm gonna
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: bust you. You understand me. You would not curting my
• 26:11
  Speaker 1: house telling me you would a backtipe do. I don't
• 26:14
  Speaker 1: give a damn who paid you. You understand I was
• 26:17
  Speaker 1: drying your in a ward matter, step out, bringing you
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: your teachers, everybody that we're gonna don't fool brought you
• 26:23
  Speaker 1: that you understand. I'm done. All of this, ain'ter and
• 26:27
  Speaker 1: all of this did these problems you have within you.
• 26:30
  Speaker 1: We are going to purge your body and get it
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: out your system. I don't want your clea to me.
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: I tell you what. I tell you what brother swinging water?
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: That's a brother ringing water on it. You're gonna get
• 26:41
  Speaker 1: back time, oh Tuesday morning. I don't give a dam
• 26:44
  Speaker 1: who pays you, who called you bringing your I'm gonna
• 26:48
  Speaker 1: I can't kill you. I'm gonna drying y'all side. I
• 26:51
  Speaker 1: got one more thing I want to say to you
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: when you listening. I gotta matter. I'm busy. You ain't
• 26:56
  Speaker 1: got to say to me. I gotta go. You understand
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: you ain't gonna wrong man. I want to say to
• 27:01
  Speaker 1: you as you listening to me, whatnot. This is nephew
• 27:04
  Speaker 1: Tommy from the Steve Harby Morning Show. You just got
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: pranked by your boy Mason. Hello, man, let me check
• 27:16
  Speaker 1: out something, man. Let me tell you something boy, y'all
• 27:22
  Speaker 1: y'all was my bristle man. That's ahead. Man. I was
• 27:25
  Speaker 1: about to act a fool on y'all because y'all would
• 27:27
  Speaker 1: have showed him by crib. You're standing me what timey
• 27:31
  Speaker 1: y'all ain't got death better to do. Didn't sit around
• 27:36
  Speaker 1: here and just with people during their day. Man. I
• 27:40
  Speaker 1: ain't never thought y'all could give me with this They
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: who the hell goes around betide of people alway? That's
• 27:47
  Speaker 1: like feels a will y'all baptized people with a poll
• 27:51
  Speaker 1: on the back you feift. I gotta ask you something.
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: What is the baddest radio show in the land? Man?
• 27:58
  Speaker 1: You know it's the Steve Harvey Morning the Show that
• 28:03
  Speaker 1: might be one today. Anybody, Charlie Carller Junior, Steve, anybody
• 28:09
  Speaker 1: want to be baptized today? Sometimes you got to rewatch
• 28:14
  Speaker 1: your sins again. We dedicate, We dedicate your life. Thank you, nephew.
• 28:21
  Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, we've got
• 28:23
  Speaker 1: more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You're listening Steven Show. Okay, Steve,
• 28:30
  Speaker 1: you got a schedule for us. Santa Claus busy? Yeah,
• 28:35
  Speaker 1: what is this about? Now? This is just about Santa
• 28:39
  Speaker 1: Claus Center is busy. Now because Santa's so busy, some
• 28:43
  Speaker 1: of the Mason's Department stores. Now, you got to make
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: an appointment to see Santas So I have the schedule
• 28:51
  Speaker 1: right here, Okay, so shut up, Julian. Here it is.
• 28:58
  Speaker 1: You're listening from nine am to eleven am. Sannah, it's
• 29:06
  Speaker 1: gonna see kids that have long list. That's just from
• 29:13
  Speaker 1: nine to eleven. Non coming out to eleven with no
• 29:16
  Speaker 1: long list. We're just doing long lists from nine to eleven.
• 29:23
  Speaker 1: And Santa is warning you this year, don't be repeating
• 29:26
  Speaker 1: stuff you hear all the kids say, making your list longer.
• 29:32
  Speaker 1: Just read your list to Senna. From then at noon,
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: Starting at noon, Sannah will see all the kids that
• 29:45
  Speaker 1: are Winders. WHI you whine a lot. I don't want
• 29:55
  Speaker 1: to check your ass up. Way from noon, it's the
• 30:01
  Speaker 1: blessed what time that's trail noon for the lunch, not
• 30:09
  Speaker 1: the Windings. That's very different. Now, between three and five,
• 30:21
  Speaker 1: this is important. Three and five, Santa gonna deal with
• 30:25
  Speaker 1: the kids that jail won't sit steal three kids that
• 30:30
  Speaker 1: fidgit kid and any any children that might bite bite,
• 30:40
  Speaker 1: because from three to five the black Santa sit in
• 30:46
  Speaker 1: and he's gonna deal with the kids and let the
• 30:49
  Speaker 1: bite and fit situas steal you bite me, I'm gonna
• 30:52
  Speaker 1: bite you back. You know you gotta hear stuff like that.
• 30:57
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna bite you back. Scary to grip them up. Okay, Now,
• 31:07
  Speaker 1: from then until seven, uh, this is towards the end
• 31:13
  Speaker 1: of the day. From then that'll be from five to seven,
• 31:20
  Speaker 1: all loud criers and and kids that's afraid of sound.
• 31:27
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna save you. I'm scary, asked you later on day.
• 31:32
  Speaker 1: So if you know your baby gonna holl a loud
• 31:35
  Speaker 1: and as afraid of Sander, bring him every day. We're
• 31:38
  Speaker 1: gonna on that day, we're gonna bring in us. We're
• 31:40
  Speaker 1: gonna bring a skinny or Santa Claus in it so
• 31:43
  Speaker 1: he ain't as imposing. Cut down on some of the crime.
• 31:48
  Speaker 1: But that's right after the Black Santa get through snatching
• 31:50
  Speaker 1: or knocking a couple of kids. Then listen very carefully,
• 31:58
  Speaker 1: just as critical before closing. Now we're only gonna take
• 32:04
  Speaker 1: tends a day, so you gotta make an appointment. Only
• 32:08
  Speaker 1: tends a day, Okay, very important. These are kids who
• 32:16
  Speaker 1: pee on center. If your child I gonna take a
• 32:21
  Speaker 1: ten a day, he on center. This is at the
• 32:25
  Speaker 1: end of the day that we're only gonna take ten center.
• 32:29
  Speaker 1: Got sub special gear made. We're gonna switch him out
• 32:33
  Speaker 1: from the skinny center, bring back fat Center. But he
• 32:36
  Speaker 1: ain't really that fat. It's just he got on a
• 32:39
  Speaker 1: lot of absorbing clothes, and so towards the end ten
• 32:46
  Speaker 1: a day, that's all we're doing because we got enough
• 32:50
  Speaker 1: absorbing pads on now where he can soak up ten peas. Okay,
• 32:56
  Speaker 1: so we're just doing ten. If your baby nob be
• 32:59
  Speaker 1: living and life he got come back to maw, we
• 33:02
  Speaker 1: try to get him in there, but it's at the
• 33:04
  Speaker 1: end of the day. That way, when Sunder take his
• 33:06
  Speaker 1: suit off, we can bring it. I H. So that's
• 33:16
  Speaker 1: our schedule. So please, if your children fit in there anywhere,
• 33:22
  Speaker 1: you know you'll be able to know where your child
• 33:24
  Speaker 1: fits in all that loud ass crying and all that.
• 33:28
  Speaker 1: You know when your child is going whiners, you know,
• 33:32
  Speaker 1: kids with long list, just know where your child but
• 33:35
  Speaker 1: especially those that pe on sounder. End of the day,
• 33:39
  Speaker 1: only ten of them and if your baby big, then
• 33:45
  Speaker 1: we just gonna do nine. That's a lot, right, You
• 33:52
  Speaker 1: can't hear nobody breaking loose like a great day. Don't
• 33:56
  Speaker 1: bring them peers up there early because they're not gonna
• 33:59
  Speaker 1: don't see And if you're peon Santa early and we
• 34:02
  Speaker 1: informed you about that, we will sue you. You're gonna
• 34:06
  Speaker 1: sue the kids. The children now we're gonna sue Mama. Yeah,
• 34:10
  Speaker 1: because they know, they know that they told you a
• 34:12
  Speaker 1: time to bring a little bit all of this is
• 34:16
  Speaker 1: to be posted at macis and I got a crazy list.
• 34:25
  Speaker 1: That's what he got. You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. Steve,
• 34:31
  Speaker 1: please introduce Jay with He's gonna murder a hit here,
• 34:34
  Speaker 1: Jay Anthony Brown. It's not a murdered hit. It's an
• 34:38
  Speaker 1: original song written by myself, Ralph Hawkins Junior and Reggie.
• 34:42
  Speaker 1: It's dedicated out there for the holidays. All the number twos.
• 34:47
  Speaker 1: This is for you. Hit it b go by bound.
• 35:03
  Speaker 1: Christmas is a season. Players have a bone, perfect time
• 35:10
  Speaker 1: for creeping in. You're a side piece and a close
• 35:16
  Speaker 1: times the family shopping white be killed the mom. I
• 35:22
  Speaker 1: saved some money for myself to play sappy sain a
• 35:27
  Speaker 1: clowns might not like how I'm living. My called me don't,
• 35:35
  Speaker 1: but I see the moms who could use some help.
• 35:39
  Speaker 1: They need a side pie, sing the cloths and the
• 35:43
  Speaker 1: game back in giving text men in this class lines.
• 35:51
  Speaker 1: It could be the down side son a closus, But baby,
• 35:56
  Speaker 1: I'm saty sat a cloud and calling us so clo clowns.
• 36:08
  Speaker 1: Clow Wow, enjoy your dinners. I'm here all week. You're
• 36:15
  Speaker 1: so talented. I toned to download that song to the
• 36:20
  Speaker 1: boy can get some money style JA that was very clean,
• 36:26
  Speaker 1: gadding and all that. Yes you move by Bam so good.
• 36:33
  Speaker 1: There's a rough number two side piece clow. Yeah, we
• 36:39
  Speaker 1: gotta do a song, Steve, we got it. I'm telling
• 36:41
  Speaker 1: you Jay album go over there in the living room,
• 36:44
  Speaker 1: said the whole album, the whole album? Did you did
• 36:48
  Speaker 1: you know? Steve? He doesn't really like Christmas? You don't,
• 36:54
  Speaker 1: he don't. You don't like none. More of the Steve
• 36:56
  Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show coming up at thirty four minutes after
• 36:59
  Speaker 1: the hour you're listening to show. All right, we promised
• 37:04
  Speaker 1: to talk about holiday traditions, especially Christmas traditions, and while
• 37:08
  Speaker 1: time honored holiday traditions are important, they've also evolved over
• 37:12
  Speaker 1: the generations. Now this is according to a survey, family
• 37:15
  Speaker 1: activities and writing to Santa are still among the most
• 37:19
  Speaker 1: popular holiday traditions. That is interesting, even though because I've
• 37:24
  Speaker 1: never written to Santa. Even though we live in a
• 37:26
  Speaker 1: tech savvy world, three out of four parents say their
• 37:30
  Speaker 1: children still handwrite letters to Santa, as opposed to a
• 37:34
  Speaker 1: more modern approach like email. And really, and what's the
• 37:40
  Speaker 1: most popular family activity this year? Well, according to most households,
• 37:44
  Speaker 1: it's decorating the Christmas tree as a family. Now that
• 37:48
  Speaker 1: I like, I can I can relate to that. Course
• 37:50
  Speaker 1: we do that. Yeah. So lets so, Steve, we got
• 37:54
  Speaker 1: to start with you. Here are what are the family
• 37:57
  Speaker 1: traditions that your family keeps that you definitely First of all,
• 38:00
  Speaker 1: let me get this straight, Boodle, your grandson Ale, Noah
• 38:09
  Speaker 1: and Rose grandchildren, I'm not telling them that Santa Claus's
• 38:19
  Speaker 1: coming down the chimney. Okay, they Mom and daddy Mike.
• 38:22
  Speaker 1: But if they come over Papau's house, Papa bought all this. Okay,
• 38:32
  Speaker 1: straight about that out here, y'all. Papa, all the tree,
• 38:38
  Speaker 1: all the little finger as snow, I bought all that
• 38:40
  Speaker 1: in Hire. I had that tree in the in the
• 38:43
  Speaker 1: in the in the foyer that Papa bought that. So
• 38:46
  Speaker 1: that's a new tradition really because because you weren't you
• 38:50
  Speaker 1: brought up with thinking Santa Claus did it for a
• 38:53
  Speaker 1: while when you were little. Yeah yeah, so you're usually
• 38:56
  Speaker 1: as young as your grandchildren aren't. Yeah, well, no traditions.
• 39:00
  Speaker 1: You know, my kids take their keys to see Santa Claus.
• 39:03
  Speaker 1: H Yeah, they thinking it's a senaca. I'm just telling
• 39:06
  Speaker 1: don't bring them over here. You got so real with
• 39:10
  Speaker 1: it right now. Well, no, a Papa house all is
• 39:12
  Speaker 1: paid for by the big ball. Hard as you work,
• 39:15
  Speaker 1: you want to credit the white man. Didn't nothing up
• 39:18
  Speaker 1: in here, the ballhead black man that's in that office
• 39:22
  Speaker 1: down there at the front of the you're going that
• 39:24
  Speaker 1: dad's Santa Claus down there. A matter of fact, don't
• 39:27
  Speaker 1: bring him up when you're come in here, because he
• 39:30
  Speaker 1: had nothing to do everything on this side of the gate.
• 39:33
  Speaker 1: Santa Claus ain't had damn thing. Okay. So that's one.
• 39:37
  Speaker 1: That's the one that's men that you burst wide open. Okay. Secondly, huh,
• 39:44
  Speaker 1: if you tap up your toy on Christmas, you get
• 39:47
  Speaker 1: your asshoop on Chris what man that it's a tradition.
• 39:54
  Speaker 1: That tradition standard many rations man had. I had this
• 40:00
  Speaker 1: didn't lay away and you just said even broke it.
• 40:03
  Speaker 1: It ain't even fold it. Yeah, he opened it at
• 40:07
  Speaker 1: five and it's broken. Na. I had a nephew named Pogo.
• 40:15
  Speaker 1: All Pogo did every toy he got, he took it apart. Wow,
• 40:21
  Speaker 1: but then you know what, he put it all back together.
• 40:23
  Speaker 1: That's all he wanted to drink. Well, yeah, that's like girls.
• 40:27
  Speaker 1: We used to take our doll's clothes off. He a mechanic.
• 40:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah right, that's what he's a mechanic right now. Because see, yeah,
• 40:37
  Speaker 1: so that was some good. But did he get in
• 40:38
  Speaker 1: trouble for doing it when he was a kid? Dog?
• 40:41
  Speaker 1: Because if my daddy saw the tard toe up. But
• 40:45
  Speaker 1: he was asked after the second year, is that Pogo
• 40:47
  Speaker 1: Toya put him back? Yeah? Oh, he wasn't too mad,
• 40:57
  Speaker 1: all right? What else? So so, no Santa, but things
• 41:00
  Speaker 1: if you broke your toys? What else? Oh? These are
• 41:05
  Speaker 1: some traditions, Steve. I want to hear some of junior stuff.
• 41:08
  Speaker 1: I know family. Sounds like he got his up. Oh man, absolutely.
• 41:13
  Speaker 1: One tradition was you're going to bed at seven on
• 41:17
  Speaker 1: Christmas Eve or Christmas Day, Christmas Eve. Oh, I could
• 41:20
  Speaker 1: never sleep on Christmas Eve. I could never do that
• 41:23
  Speaker 1: because Santa was coming. But Santa don't show up to
• 41:28
  Speaker 1: nine in the morning. We gotta go back to bed nine.
• 41:33
  Speaker 1: Why I think they got nine? We're running later, y'all
• 41:37
  Speaker 1: go back and then go back to bed. And n
• 41:44
  Speaker 1: he ain't made it here yet. Y'all going there, go
• 41:46
  Speaker 1: back to bed. Yeah, I'm next nephews praying phone call
• 41:52
  Speaker 1: right after this. I'm drinking all night. You're listening to
• 41:58
  Speaker 1: show coming up in the town of the hour right
• 42:00
  Speaker 1: about four minutes after today's strawberry letter. But up next,
• 42:03
  Speaker 1: nephew Tommy, right here with today's frank phone call. What
• 42:07
  Speaker 1: you got next? You got a warm You got a
• 42:12
  Speaker 1: warm date? Right here? Dife receiving. This is Riker. How
• 42:20
  Speaker 1: are you doing? This is Officer Antonio with the Chicago
• 42:23
  Speaker 1: Police Department. Do you have a I have a fact
• 42:26
  Speaker 1: for you? Do you have a facts number available that
• 42:28
  Speaker 1: I can send something to? You? Have a facts for me? Yes?
• 42:31
  Speaker 1: I have a facts for you, Regina. Regina, this is
• 42:36
  Speaker 1: uh you you're working in shipping and receiving. Yes, I am.
• 42:40
  Speaker 1: This is Officer Antonio from the Chicago Police Department. I
• 42:43
  Speaker 1: have a facts for you. Well, what's the facts for
• 42:46
  Speaker 1: I'd rather you see it and then we'll discuss it after.
• 42:49
  Speaker 1: Just give me your number. I'll get this sent over
• 42:51
  Speaker 1: and then I'll call you back in a few minutes
• 42:52
  Speaker 1: to make sure you've gotten You're faccionated to my job?
• 42:55
  Speaker 1: Is this personnel or is this work relating? This is
• 42:58
  Speaker 1: something actually that you need to have in your hands
• 43:00
  Speaker 1: right away. Let me get your fax number so I
• 43:02
  Speaker 1: can get this over to you as soon as possible. Okay. Wait, mane,
• 43:05
  Speaker 1: you're from the police department and you want to send
• 43:08
  Speaker 1: me facts. I want to send you a fact. Okay,
• 43:12
  Speaker 1: so um, go ahead and give me your number. Okay,
• 43:15
  Speaker 1: but this is my job. What's going to come over
• 43:17
  Speaker 1: on the fact? What are you? If you have the
• 43:20
  Speaker 1: right perfectly for you, it will it will be addressed
• 43:22
  Speaker 1: to you. Just stand by the fax machine and it'll
• 43:25
  Speaker 1: be there within the next three minutes. Okay, okay, all right, Alkay,
• 43:30
  Speaker 1: go ahead and fast it. Okay, give me your number.
• 43:33
  Speaker 1: Uh huh huh one three, Just put it attention to me, okay.
• 43:37
  Speaker 1: I would advise that you stand by there so no
• 43:39
  Speaker 1: one else gets it. Okay, Okay, what's your name again,
• 43:42
  Speaker 1: Officer Antonio. So just stand by your fax machine and
• 43:45
  Speaker 1: look for it, but try to make sure. But if
• 43:47
  Speaker 1: you're if you have the fact that you have to
• 43:49
  Speaker 1: send me, why don't you start to the top and
• 43:51
  Speaker 1: read to it to make sure you have the right
• 43:52
  Speaker 1: person you can be fact to Adio. Thay, Anyboddy, are
• 43:55
  Speaker 1: you Regina? I'ma doesn't say Regina el Regina ELM is
• 44:01
  Speaker 1: your own address. I don't see how the piece of
• 44:03
  Speaker 1: apartment fact for me anything thing? Are you sure you
• 44:05
  Speaker 1: have the right person? I have the right person. Are
• 44:07
  Speaker 1: you located at U fifty eight an Avenue? What is
• 44:12
  Speaker 1: that you read? But read the whatever facts you have
• 44:16
  Speaker 1: to tend me. Just stop you top. Let's let's go
• 44:18
  Speaker 1: from there, ma'am. I will get to that once i've
• 44:20
  Speaker 1: send it. I'm sending it over in the new you're spending.
• 44:23
  Speaker 1: You're gonna send it to my job. I work here.
• 44:25
  Speaker 1: This is my place of employment. You just can't send
• 44:27
  Speaker 1: any old things for the police department over here. I'm
• 44:30
  Speaker 1: an officer. I'm allowed to send things anywhere I want to, Okay,
• 44:33
  Speaker 1: So just stand by your facts machine. I'll call you
• 44:36
  Speaker 1: back in three minutes and we'll discuss, okay. I just
• 44:38
  Speaker 1: don't see how you can just fact stuff like that?
• 44:40
  Speaker 1: Is just talking about it over the phone. I'm sending
• 44:44
  Speaker 1: it there. How do you know nobody else's gonna see
• 44:46
  Speaker 1: if you If you're not allowed to tell me what
• 44:48
  Speaker 1: it is, you're allowed to fact here and anybody else
• 44:50
  Speaker 1: can read it. Don't here. You're right and I don't
• 44:53
  Speaker 1: want your back today, ma'am. I'll call you back. Thank you.
• 45:00
  Speaker 1: Timmy receiving this the Regina. Okay, Regina, this is Officer
• 45:03
  Speaker 1: Antonio again. Did you get your facts? Yes? I got
• 45:05
  Speaker 1: the factors. This is saying. It's just a warrant. It's
• 45:07
  Speaker 1: not saying water when or what happened or anything. Okay,
• 45:14
  Speaker 1: that's a warrant for your arrest. Yeah, but I am
• 45:17
  Speaker 1: not going to cooperate anymore with you until you tell
• 45:20
  Speaker 1: me what is going on. Okay, Well here's what's going on.
• 45:24
  Speaker 1: What I need you to do is either come into
• 45:26
  Speaker 1: the station or are We're gonna have two officers come
• 45:28
  Speaker 1: over to your job and pick you up. Yeah, but
• 45:31
  Speaker 1: why don't you start telling me what? This is a ball?
• 45:33
  Speaker 1: I'm not coming, I'm not going anywhere. I'm at work
• 45:36
  Speaker 1: and nobody can just come up here. Just what are
• 45:38
  Speaker 1: you going to come and tell me? Just have a warrant?
• 45:40
  Speaker 1: You have to give me more information and this this
• 45:42
  Speaker 1: is some ball. Okay. We've got too many people and
• 45:45
  Speaker 1: witnesses claiming that you have been doing public nudity and flashing.
• 45:50
  Speaker 1: What you've been indulging in public nudity? Have you been
• 45:53
  Speaker 1: flashing people? What are you talking about? What do you
• 45:56
  Speaker 1: need witnesses? What are you talking about? Man? We have
• 46:00
  Speaker 1: several witnesses that are claiming Gina Thompson has been doing
• 46:04
  Speaker 1: a lot of flashing and a lot of public nudities.
• 46:07
  Speaker 1: Check the name. I'm sure Thompsons. Are you sure you
• 46:11
  Speaker 1: have the right person? I have the exact person, ma'am.
• 46:14
  Speaker 1: I would not have been able to call your job.
• 46:15
  Speaker 1: I know exactly who I have, ma'am. Are you listening
• 46:19
  Speaker 1: to me? I will give you two hours to come
• 46:21
  Speaker 1: into the station, or I will send a squad car
• 46:23
  Speaker 1: out to get you. You know what, I don't give
• 46:26
  Speaker 1: me what you don't give me two us you What
• 46:28
  Speaker 1: you need to do is take this warned shove it up,
• 46:31
  Speaker 1: because I wasn't anywhere yet when day did has happened
• 46:36
  Speaker 1: from understanding, you have my understanding this when the incident happened.
• 46:41
  Speaker 1: This has been happening for the last month, from what
• 46:43
  Speaker 1: I understand. So somebody came up there and said that
• 46:46
  Speaker 1: I'm flashing people and y'all just get a war out.
• 46:49
  Speaker 1: That's that's how easy it is. Right, Well, if they
• 46:54
  Speaker 1: have filed a complaint, Okay, listen, I'll tell you what.
• 46:57
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna send a car over. Okay to send it
• 47:00
  Speaker 1: card you want to, y'all don't get tell the point
• 47:02
  Speaker 1: I'm coming here because I haven't plashed anybody. I'm too
• 47:05
  Speaker 1: old to be flashing people. I don't need that. So
• 47:08
  Speaker 1: you can look. You even send a card you want to.
• 47:10
  Speaker 1: I'll tell you what. You better said more than one
• 47:12
  Speaker 1: because I enjoy it, because what more does not tell
• 47:15
  Speaker 1: me anything, mister jid. So now I'm here to let
• 47:18
  Speaker 1: you know that I am sending a squad car right
• 47:20
  Speaker 1: now that she's being there in the next thirty minutes. Okay,
• 47:23
  Speaker 1: I don't give me what you do like I don't talk,
• 47:26
  Speaker 1: you go up to send men to one. I'm about
• 47:27
  Speaker 1: to call husband. Well, y'all getting here hit it. I
• 47:30
  Speaker 1: mean he's gonna whoop because I ain't been. I'm nowhere
• 47:33
  Speaker 1: naked and I've known this. I don't give it what
• 47:36
  Speaker 1: I'm telling you what but it wasn't mean. So y'all
• 47:38
  Speaker 1: can kiss? Not so tell when I'm talking to you too,
• 47:41
  Speaker 1: so other people don't tell them that kiss. I don't
• 47:44
  Speaker 1: know the way I have to got to going down that.
• 47:46
  Speaker 1: I'm saying police, I can kiss my nobody tells me
• 47:50
  Speaker 1: at all. I hope you have that, So no it
• 47:53
  Speaker 1: off you and this morn talk about that you and
• 47:57
  Speaker 1: this police. I'm leaving already. I play out. He got
• 47:59
  Speaker 1: me fired me, have me outside of thing? How much
• 48:03
  Speaker 1: nern't got my neck? Ma'n. Listen, the person that filed
• 48:12
  Speaker 1: the complaint filed. That's what I was asking you, ma'am.
• 48:18
  Speaker 1: Ma'am Tommy filed the complaint, Tommy, baby, nephew Tommy. Yes,
• 48:25
  Speaker 1: but now I don't have any man Tommy, Regina, Regina, Regina,
• 48:35
  Speaker 1: this is nephew tim Me from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 48:38
  Speaker 1: Your girlfriend Candice got me to prank phone calling to
• 48:47
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna kick that. I'm kick her every time I
• 48:52
  Speaker 1: see her. Oh my goodness, Hey, I got something to
• 48:58
  Speaker 1: ask you, baby, tell me this. What's the bad radio
• 49:00
  Speaker 1: show in the layer? You see Hardy Morning Show? Everybody?
• 49:08
  Speaker 1: You got a war? Y'all know we had to walk
• 49:14
  Speaker 1: before you. No, no, sir, no plaid all y'all. Tickets
• 49:19
  Speaker 1: on time? I miss the court day for tickets nothing. No,
• 49:23
  Speaker 1: you're handcuffs shilling. Huh okay, all right, we're getting somewhere.
• 49:30
  Speaker 1: That's why I tell you. She got hand Oh about
• 49:36
  Speaker 1: you have been handcuffed? Yeah, Shirley about the law lost yea, sir,
• 49:47
  Speaker 1: talking to somebody that I was talking to this brother
• 49:50
  Speaker 1: and we just you know, we was in the public setting,
• 49:52
  Speaker 1: so I think it was on one of the commercial
• 49:54
  Speaker 1: breaks at the show. And asked your brother. I said, hey, man,
• 49:56
  Speaker 1: you so you ain't never been arrested. He said no.
• 49:59
  Speaker 1: I said, dang, I can't stand that up because I'm
• 50:08
  Speaker 1: just going men and brother was talking. I said, Frost,
• 50:11
  Speaker 1: you ain't never been arrested. He said, I went black
• 50:16
  Speaker 1: man in America. I just told that ain't had that
• 50:21
  Speaker 1: experience and not justifiably no, but just done. Yeah. I
• 50:26
  Speaker 1: have been stopped in my cop pulled over all my
• 50:29
  Speaker 1: stuff on the curb. CO told going to strongs Vial Jay, No,
• 50:35
  Speaker 1: I've been arrested. They came to my house one time
• 50:39
  Speaker 1: and got me. Wow, I had to go get my
• 50:43
  Speaker 1: members only jacket. They let you go get jacket members
• 50:50
  Speaker 1: That the right man. They take the shoot strings out
• 50:53
  Speaker 1: of my shoes, out of my gait us. They an't
• 50:55
  Speaker 1: pound in my cart at the gas station going to work. Damn.
• 51:00
  Speaker 1: Oh all right, coming up at the top of the hour,
• 51:05
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• 51:12
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• 51:30
  Speaker 1: you here. It is the Strawberry Letter subject we fit
• 51:35
  Speaker 1: together like a lock and key. Dear Stephen Shirley, I've
• 51:39
  Speaker 1: been in a relationship with a married man for ten years.
• 51:44
  Speaker 1: People think that all mistresses have low self esteem. However
• 51:48
  Speaker 1: I don't. I am very confident and I love everything
• 51:51
  Speaker 1: about myself. Since I've been with my guy, I have
• 51:55
  Speaker 1: only cheated on him once, and I told him about
• 51:57
  Speaker 1: it and promised him that it wouldn't happen again. In
• 52:01
  Speaker 1: the first few months of our affair, I tried to
• 52:04
  Speaker 1: end it, but both he and I were already in love.
• 52:08
  Speaker 1: He is my best friend and he has my entire heart.
• 52:12
  Speaker 1: We share a bank account and he is on the
• 52:14
  Speaker 1: deed to my house. I have a tattoo of a
• 52:17
  Speaker 1: lock and he has a tattoo of the key. I
• 52:20
  Speaker 1: know his wife, but we're not friends. If I happen
• 52:24
  Speaker 1: to run into the two of them in our small community,
• 52:27
  Speaker 1: we all should chat about our children. My children and
• 52:30
  Speaker 1: his children attend the same school and have a lot
• 52:33
  Speaker 1: of activities together. He takes me on annual trips and
• 52:37
  Speaker 1: he spends time with me during the holidays. He has
• 52:40
  Speaker 1: never treated me like I was a dirty little secret.
• 52:43
  Speaker 1: But now I'm getting older and I refuse to keep
• 52:46
  Speaker 1: sharing him. I love him and I want him all
• 52:50
  Speaker 1: to myself. Basically, I'm at the point where i need
• 52:53
  Speaker 1: him to leave his wife for me. I'm not worried
• 52:57
  Speaker 1: about karma. I believe in fair and I believe he
• 53:01
  Speaker 1: is my soul mate. When I shared my feelings with him,
• 53:05
  Speaker 1: he didn't respond, so I'm not sure what's going through
• 53:08
  Speaker 1: his mind. So what should my next move do? Please advise,
• 53:13
  Speaker 1: all right, your next move, obviously I don't see how
• 53:17
  Speaker 1: you don't see this should just be to leave him
• 53:19
  Speaker 1: and get your own man. That should be your next move.
• 53:22
  Speaker 1: Because you told him how you felt. You've been with
• 53:25
  Speaker 1: him for ten years. Surely he knows this, But you
• 53:28
  Speaker 1: told him that you know you wanted him all to yourself,
• 53:31
  Speaker 1: and you wanted him to leave your wife, leave his
• 53:32
  Speaker 1: wife and all of that, and he didn't respond. There
• 53:36
  Speaker 1: was your answer. He didn't respond that was it. If
• 53:40
  Speaker 1: he if he was gonna do that, he would have
• 53:41
  Speaker 1: said something, he would have lied, he would have said something.
• 53:44
  Speaker 1: He said nothing. Okay, so you're not sure what's going
• 53:47
  Speaker 1: through your mind. It's not that leaving his wife for you.
• 53:53
  Speaker 1: It's not that I can tell you that. You guys
• 53:55
  Speaker 1: have been together ten years. You say you don't have
• 53:58
  Speaker 1: any selfish low selfish esteem, but you too, because you're
• 54:01
  Speaker 1: there in this relationship, and you know, if you felt confident,
• 54:05
  Speaker 1: you could really get out and get a man of
• 54:07
  Speaker 1: your own. This is crazy. You guys go to school together.
• 54:11
  Speaker 1: I mean, your kids go to school together. You know
• 54:13
  Speaker 1: his wife. You guys a small community. This is all
• 54:17
  Speaker 1: too much. You need to get your own man. I'm
• 54:19
  Speaker 1: sure there are plenty of men out here who would
• 54:22
  Speaker 1: love to have someone like you. You just have to
• 54:24
  Speaker 1: think higher of yourself. You say you have low self esteem,
• 54:28
  Speaker 1: but if you don't have low self esteem, but you do.
• 54:31
  Speaker 1: If you thought better of yourself, you would know that
• 54:33
  Speaker 1: you wouldn't have to be number two, You could be
• 54:35
  Speaker 1: someone's number one. Steve, you know a lot of men, huh, don't.
• 54:39
  Speaker 1: Nobody will not have to read this letter. Let me
• 54:42
  Speaker 1: just go on and quit playing with this and get
• 54:44
  Speaker 1: right to it. Subject. We fit together like a lock
• 54:49
  Speaker 1: and key parphesies to somebody else's house. You've been a
• 54:55
  Speaker 1: relationship with a married man for ten years now, he
• 55:00
  Speaker 1: she said. People think that mistresses have low self esteem.
• 55:03
  Speaker 1: However I don't. I am very confident. I love everything
• 55:10
  Speaker 1: about myself. Since I've been with my guy, I've only
• 55:15
  Speaker 1: cheated on him one and I told him about it
• 55:19
  Speaker 1: and promised that it wouldn't happen again. Wow, ain't you
• 55:22
  Speaker 1: you know what? You just you? You? You just a
• 55:25
  Speaker 1: bundle of virtue. God, I want somebody like you. Why
• 55:30
  Speaker 1: would I not want a woman that sleeps with a
• 55:33
  Speaker 1: married man and cheats in that relationship. I'm gonna this
• 55:41
  Speaker 1: in my life. You might not have low self esteem,
• 55:46
  Speaker 1: but you shon't think a lot of your little raggedy
• 55:48
  Speaker 1: ass here, oh man. In the first few months of
• 55:53
  Speaker 1: our fair I tried to end it, but both of
• 55:56
  Speaker 1: ours was already in love. He my best friend, He
• 56:00
  Speaker 1: has my entire heart. We share a bank account, and
• 56:04
  Speaker 1: he's on the deed to my house. Really, you took
• 56:09
  Speaker 1: him down there and put his name on the deed
• 56:11
  Speaker 1: to your house, and y'all got a bank account together.
• 56:14
  Speaker 1: I bet the statement go to your house, though, I
• 56:17
  Speaker 1: promise you that listen to this. I have a tattoo
• 56:21
  Speaker 1: of a lock, and he got a tattoo of the key.
• 56:24
  Speaker 1: You don't think his wife ain't got a lock tattooed
• 56:28
  Speaker 1: on us somewhere? How you think he explained in this
• 56:33
  Speaker 1: key to the woman he go home to a sleep
• 56:35
  Speaker 1: with every day. You don't. You ain't the only one
• 56:37
  Speaker 1: with that damn lock. Only I can promise you if
• 56:42
  Speaker 1: he got a key, his wife got a tattoo of
• 56:45
  Speaker 1: a lock. Two Some keys had two locks. You know, girl,
• 56:49
  Speaker 1: I know how this go. I know his wife, but
• 56:53
  Speaker 1: we're not friends. How are you gonna be friends? If
• 56:55
  Speaker 1: I happen to run into the two of them in
• 56:57
  Speaker 1: our small community. We chitchat about our children. My children,
• 57:00
  Speaker 1: his children attend the same school and have a lot
• 57:03
  Speaker 1: of activities together. You know why because you put him
• 57:05
  Speaker 1: in everything. His damn kids. They're on the spelling B team.
• 57:09
  Speaker 1: I know you can't spell. Get on that, get in
• 57:14
  Speaker 1: the band, Damn the mistress getting the band. Give a damn.
• 57:17
  Speaker 1: If you don't like Canda tuba. The boy played the tuba,
• 57:19
  Speaker 1: you're gonna play one he takes me on annual trips
• 57:23
  Speaker 1: that don't mean nothing. That could go somewhere for the weekend.
• 57:26
  Speaker 1: He could lie and say his job going for the weekend,
• 57:29
  Speaker 1: but here going to one. And he spends time with
• 57:31
  Speaker 1: me doing the holidays during the holidays, not on the
• 57:36
  Speaker 1: holidac he come over Christmas Eve. He can't be over
• 57:42
  Speaker 1: that Christmas Day. I'm telling you, all right, Steel, lou
• 57:48
  Speaker 1: hold hold that thought. Well that part two of your
• 57:52
  Speaker 1: response coming up at twenty three after the hour's subject
• 57:55
  Speaker 1: we fit together like a Locander cave somebody else's house,
• 57:59
  Speaker 1: will be back in twenty three after you're listening show.
• 58:04
  Speaker 1: All right, Steve, come on, let's recap today's Strawberry Letters
• 58:07
  Speaker 1: subject we fit together like a lock and kid. This
• 58:10
  Speaker 1: crazy woman been in low with this dude for ten years.
• 58:13
  Speaker 1: She ha mistress. He's married, that kids go to the
• 58:16
  Speaker 1: same school. They're in a lot of activities. Him and
• 58:19
  Speaker 1: his wife ain't friends. He got a tattoo of a
• 58:21
  Speaker 1: key on him and she got a tattoo of a lock.
• 58:24
  Speaker 1: I just informed her that don't mean a damn thing,
• 58:27
  Speaker 1: because his wife probably got a tattoo of another damn lock. Right,
• 58:32
  Speaker 1: So welcome to this. They take annual trips. That's him
• 58:36
  Speaker 1: telling his wife he gotta be as his trip, and
• 58:39
  Speaker 1: he dragged you on it. He spent time with me
• 58:41
  Speaker 1: doing the holidays during the holidays, not on the damn holiday.
• 58:46
  Speaker 1: Can't can't be at your house on Thanksgiving? All the
• 58:50
  Speaker 1: people coming home warns that's the first question, first question, right, Wars.
• 58:57
  Speaker 1: He can't come back in the house and answer that
• 58:59
  Speaker 1: he went to to show to get some Iggno, I've
• 59:01
  Speaker 1: been gone four hours. He has never treated me like
• 59:04
  Speaker 1: I was a dirty little secret. But you are. I
• 59:07
  Speaker 1: know he ain't treat you like that, but you are
• 59:09
  Speaker 1: the dirty little secret. He told his wife and his kids.
• 59:12
  Speaker 1: Yet they don't know down at the school the bank
• 59:15
  Speaker 1: ain't never called his wife and talked about what you
• 59:17
  Speaker 1: is the dirty little see. But now I'm getting older
• 59:20
  Speaker 1: and I refuse to keep sharing him what you're fend
• 59:23
  Speaker 1: to do, So get what you said. I love him
• 59:26
  Speaker 1: and I want him all to myself. Basically, I'm at
• 59:29
  Speaker 1: the point why I need him leave his wife for me.
• 59:32
  Speaker 1: That's basically at this point I need him to leave
• 59:39
  Speaker 1: his wife for me. I'm not worried about Calma. What
• 59:48
  Speaker 1: you ain't worried about Camma. You're getting it now. You
• 59:52
  Speaker 1: ain't fenna get what you want and somebody find to
• 59:55
  Speaker 1: takes something belong to you. Calming, don't come comma, don't
• 59:58
  Speaker 1: care about you can dot Comma. What goes around comes
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 1: around doing the others, and you would have them do
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 1: unto you. Forgive us our trustpasses. We forgive those a
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 1: trustpass against us. Forgive us our datas. We forgive our
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 1: datas well. You think they're talking to I believe in
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 1: faith and I believe he is my soul mate. Now
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 1: what you believe, you're the only one believe is you
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 1: know why? Because watch this sentence. When I shared my
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 1: feelings with him, he didn't respond because he ain't got
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 1: no response because that ain't fitting to happen. It's oh,
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 1: he not fitting to leave his wife for you. This's
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 1: been working ten years, just like this. We got a
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 1: bank account, I'm on the deed to your house, yes,
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 1: And you got that lock tattooed on you with this key.
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 1: Ken't fit a whole lot of locks. So I'm not
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 1: sure what's going through his mind. And she trying to
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 1: figure out where the hell all that's coming from. It's
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 1: been ten years of bliss. You're fitting to blow it.
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 1: How can he have his family and you too? If
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 1: he leaves his family? He can't do that? What's wrong
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 1: with you? See? But you said you didn't have little
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 1: self esteem? But then later on in the letter you say,
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 1: but now I'm getting older and I refuse to keep
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 1: sharing him. You're sharing him because you have little self esteem.
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 1: But now you don't get older. Now you don't want
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 1: to share no more. Oh you're esteemed and picked up.
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 1: You see what I'm saying. Lady, You can't call me
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 1: and Sherley? Now what you want us to do? You
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 1: think his wife really got that lock? Hell? Yeah, he
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 1: got to explain the key. He gotta explain that, damn kid,
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 1: But his wife got a lock on it. And get
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 1: his name off your house. D take his name off
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 1: your house. D take that money, take all of it.
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 1: Don't call his wife and tell his wife. See that
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 1: that's what Shelly wants you to do. Yes, you do, Sherley,
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 1: because I just heard your breathe heaven, No, I don't
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 1: want it, But that ain't what she gonna do. She
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 1: gonna tell the wife. I don't want her to do that.
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 1: She gonna tell it, though, because now she hurt. Yeah,
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 1: because I mentioned my feelings and he didn't respond. He
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 1: got church mouse quiet because you got to figure out
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 1: what he'sen to do. Now that was got he gotta
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 1: get this up. Plus y'all responding to this letter. When
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 1: the little community, when they hit about the key in
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 1: that lock, oh yeah, that there might be a lot
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 1: of locks come forward. It is a flawed community, ain't
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 1: you room When we were down at the gym, ain't
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 1: you got Ain't you got a kid on your shoulder?
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 1: I Steve Neil, don't read you let me holla? And Dog,
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 1: they say this girl and go to the same school
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 1: kids go to your school? Is that the little chicken
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 1: be win little should for the last ten years? You know? Dog,
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 1: her dress came up at the picnic and I saw
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 1: a lock inside her Steve yea. She had a tattoo
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 1: of a lock inside her thigh the picnic. No, we've
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 1: been to get the find of the locks. Ride here.
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 1: You've been saying the check for two years. You know, man,
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 1: you heard that on the show. I heard it on
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 1: the show. Man. Why are you here on the show.
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 1: Don't just have to road in? Oh you'll know, don't
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 1: anybody saying nothing to you. Don't listen to this. This
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 1: chick didn't road in on the ladder then told them everything.
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 1: Say y'all kids go the same school. Man, she said, Dog,
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 1: she said, y'all in the same activity. Don't you got
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 1: your name on exactly? No? Dog? You know this ain't
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 1: no way I know this. Hire hold on? Man? Who
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 1: else heard this? Everybody heard everybody? Steve New Show, everywhere? Man, God,
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 1: dog me, you don't want it. Talk, I'm te lou
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 1: bit move if you want me too, we come back.
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 1: I'll tell you if you want. Man, I don't know
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 1: if I won't hit me you want to hit it? Whoa?
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 1: I don't know what to say to your girl when
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 1: you get to the house. Her girlton heard it all right? Listen, Steven.
• 1:04:14
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  Speaker 1: so beware Steve Junior Tommy. Any suggestions you guys can
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  Speaker 1: the long ass change? Bring your ass up here on
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  Speaker 1: this porch? What kind of ducks? Just real hungry though?
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  Speaker 1: I don't feed them. Yeah, don't give a damn as
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  Speaker 1: long as they hung Yeah, rocket bat trap on the
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  Speaker 1: front though, nice bad trap waiting. Then when you get back,
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  Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying. I'm talking about just laid
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  Speaker 1: back on his back, holding his head with both hands.
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  Speaker 1: He can't even look down there at his leg. No more, no, no,
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  Speaker 1: I can't. Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
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  Speaker 1: Who got bad trop on that boat? Stupid? Yeah, that'll work.
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  Speaker 1: You have the audacity to try to steal somebody's packages? Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: huh as soon as they push it? Yeah, ding down,
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  Speaker 1: ding don't not no ding dong. You you know when
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  Speaker 1: Hell blow his whole damn fing off. Yeah, even a
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  Speaker 1: bust put a strict right there by the pack of snake.
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  Speaker 1: They eat people, they eat people. Yeah they're junior, but
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  Speaker 1: then you can't train them. Right, that's round you go home,
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  Speaker 1: your ass choked, it downed. You're sitting in the house
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  Speaker 1: opening in your box that's snaked and snuck up behind
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  Speaker 1: your heads around your neck. That's a dog on shame. Man,
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  Speaker 1: it's time of the year that you got to deal
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  Speaker 1: with that. And you know they don't know what they're stealing.
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  Speaker 1: They just won't steal something. Yeah, yeah, they just stealing.
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  Speaker 1: They don't know what's on. Let's just put a box
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  Speaker 1: out there that they that we put out there. We
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  Speaker 1: put the box out there, box of garbage, some trash,
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  Speaker 1: make them think they got some yeah, yeah, uh huh,
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  Speaker 1: ain't full of dog hockey all in there? Yeah yeah, no,
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  Speaker 1: I think they hand off and there who does this? Who?
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  Speaker 1: So you don't stole some sugar HoTT of iced tea?
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  Speaker 1: the Sea Harvey Morning Show. You're listening to show? All right,
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  Speaker 1: here's something interesting, guys. Plenty of us love to sleep.
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  Speaker 1: Plenty of us do, even if we wish we could
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  Speaker 1: sleep more, you know, but what if you didn't have
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  Speaker 1: to sleep? Oh okay, what if you know we were
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  Speaker 1: built like we didn't have to sleep and our energy
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  Speaker 1: levels remained high. So what would you do? How would
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  Speaker 1: you spend that time? You some sleep? I mean, you know,
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  Speaker 1: would you think I have the best dreams when I
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  Speaker 1: say I'm really good good dreams? Like you have great dreams? Great?
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  Speaker 1: You dont have a dream like Okay, you know you're
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  Speaker 1: dreaming and you just say okay when I wake up,
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  Speaker 1: all it's gonna be over with. Yeah. I hate to
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  Speaker 1: have a great dream, wake up in the middle of
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  Speaker 1: it and then try to get back back. And you
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  Speaker 1: never can party you dreaming, that's a real good party.
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  Speaker 1: You ain't. You ain't never had a part two to
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  Speaker 1: your dreams? Never go back? No, no, I've never had
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  Speaker 1: a part I've had a party two. I'm going back
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  Speaker 1: to the same dream before. What folks, what it can happen? See,
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  Speaker 1: we don't have a brain like he got, so his
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  Speaker 1: ignorant back to sleep and his dreams. You don't have
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  Speaker 1: to break You don't think I go back because if
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  Speaker 1: I can tell me everybody, I'm telling you everybody, whole
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  Speaker 1: good place. Tom No, Tommy, I've never heard anyone say
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  Speaker 1: that in my life. Back to the same dream and
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  Speaker 1: the people stood in. Whats what I can't qu he
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  Speaker 1: ain't right? All right, Tom's hand party. There's a reason
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  Speaker 1: you ain't ever heard you. Surely no one I know.
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  Speaker 1: People say it all the time. They were having a
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  Speaker 1: great dreaming of the phone up, don't Yeah, the dream
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  Speaker 1: is gone. Tommy manages go right back when he left
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  Speaker 1: off right, Well, I left off movie like a movie
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  Speaker 1: with you. I will never do that. The people you
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  Speaker 1: Did y'all have Did y'all have bad dreams as a kid?
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, you don't have a dream you
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  Speaker 1: couldn't move. Yeah, I've had that dream and I've had
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  Speaker 1: the scariest dream for me is someone chasing me. Oh
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  Speaker 1: that dream. I hate that dream. No falling. I was
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  Speaker 1: falling and waving at people even even never bride the
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  Speaker 1: moment way out of here now knowing you my mom,
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  Speaker 1: Have you ever had a dream that you were dead
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  Speaker 1: or that you died or no, no, no, I had
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  Speaker 1: a dream I was on the back of one of
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  Speaker 1: flying on. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, it wasn't a cockroach,
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  Speaker 1: dating a guy for six months and we are both
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  Speaker 1: very involved in our church. Now, when we first met,
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  Speaker 1: I told him that I was practicing celible to see
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  Speaker 1: and he was okay with it. Now he is ready
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  Speaker 1: to have sex and I'm not. My friends tell me
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  Speaker 1: I'm stupid and I'm going to lose a good man.
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  Speaker 1: Am I really being stupid? Steve? Well, you're not being stupid,
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  Speaker 1: you you make decisions for your life what you think
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  Speaker 1: is the best. The majority of your friends is calling
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  Speaker 1: you stupid. Are they in a committed relationship? Are they married?
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  Speaker 1: You know? How do they know what's right for you?
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  Speaker 1: And what you decide to do is the right thing?
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  Speaker 1: That you and this dude go to the same church,
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  Speaker 1: and you both agreed. But now let's just have a
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  Speaker 1: real conversation here. It is easier to say you're gonna
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  Speaker 1: wait for marriage than it actually is to wait for marriage. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: to say no to that. What are we waiting? It
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  Speaker 1: Morning Show. Here were our last break of today, Steve's
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  Speaker 1: closing remarks. What you got for Steve? Yeah, you know,
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  Speaker 1: always hopefully what these closing remarks are doing a kind
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  Speaker 1: of um, you know, just in encouraging people. Really, that's
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  Speaker 1: And so today it's just about success. You know, we
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  Speaker 1: talk about it a lot because those are the two
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  Speaker 1: things that I know that everybody wants. Everybody wants to
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  Speaker 1: be happy and everybody wants to be successful. Those two things.
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  Speaker 1: Most people I know want those things right there. And
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  Speaker 1: so with that in mind, you know, I just I
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  Speaker 1: want to just share this something really really brief with
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  Speaker 1: you about success. Three things I want you to keep
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  Speaker 1: in mind on your road to success. There are a
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  Speaker 1: lot more, but I pulled out these three poignant things
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  Speaker 1: that I want people to really expect when it comes
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  Speaker 1: to success, because I think some people go about success
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  Speaker 1: the wrong way. They go about success expecting the journey
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  Speaker 1: to be successful. That's not the way to go about it.
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  Speaker 1: The journey is going to be challenging. The journey is
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  Speaker 1: going to have setbacks, The journey is going to have disappointments.
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  Speaker 1: The goal is to become successful. But please don't expect
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  Speaker 1: the journey to be successful. Understand what the journey is.
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  Speaker 1: So let me give you three things. Number one, adversity.
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  Speaker 1: The road to success is filled with adversity. The entire time.
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  Speaker 1: You will be having to deal with adversity the entire time.
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  Speaker 1: There will be some smooth days for you, but the
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  Speaker 1: bulk of the days will have a challenge of adversity
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  Speaker 1: in front of you, hands down, without a doubt, no
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  Speaker 1: mistaking it. The second part of success that I want
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  Speaker 1: you all to understand is rejection. Rejection is a part
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  Speaker 1: of success. See when you go about success with the
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  Speaker 1: wrong attitude, thinking that all your steps are going to
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  Speaker 1: be successful. It's going to be very disappointing and disheartening
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  Speaker 1: for you. And in those disappointments and hardships and setbacks,
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  Speaker 1: you'll think, Wow, I'm not successful when you actually are.
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  Speaker 1: It's just the process of becoming successful. So rejection is
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  Speaker 1: a huge part of it. You're going to be told
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  Speaker 1: no on your way to yes. It's very rare that
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  Speaker 1: you just get yes, yes, yes, yes, No. You're going
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  Speaker 1: to be told no along the road to your yes.
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  Speaker 1: So expect to be rejected no, that it's not going
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  Speaker 1: to go your way. No, that everyone's not going to
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  Speaker 1: see your point, Know that everyone's not going to agree
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  Speaker 1: with you, and know that everybody's not gonna give it
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  Speaker 1: to you when you want it or even when you
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  Speaker 1: need it. Rejection is a huge part. So we got
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  Speaker 1: adversity and we got rejection. The third thing I want
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  Speaker 1: you to keep in mind to becoming successful are the
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  Speaker 1: sacrifices that are necessary. This is a hard one for
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  Speaker 1: a lot of people because sacrificing it's difficult. But in
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  Speaker 1: order to get what you want, you're gonna have to
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  Speaker 1: give up some things. That is the exchange. Anytime you
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  Speaker 1: want something, you're going to have to give something to
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  Speaker 1: get it. There is nothing that you can want in
• 1:20:32
  Speaker 1: life and you just go get without giving something. If
• 1:20:37
  Speaker 1: you want more people to shake your hand, let's say
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  Speaker 1: that's what you want. Guess what you're gonna have to do.
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  Speaker 1: You're gonna have to extend your hand to more people
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  Speaker 1: in life. You're going to have to give up something
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  Speaker 1: to get something. It's sacrifices. You've got to be very,
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  Speaker 1: very aware of the fact that something will always be required.
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  Speaker 1: Tired of you. You've all heard the scripture, to who
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  Speaker 1: much is given, much is required. Well, listen to this.
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  Speaker 1: The requirements are ongoing. If you want the giving to continue,
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  Speaker 1: if you don't want the giving part that God has
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  Speaker 1: for you, you're gonna have to give up the requirements
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  Speaker 1: because to who much is given, much is required. So
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  Speaker 1: you're gonna have to get real comfortable with the requirements
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  Speaker 1: because guess what, You've been given so many things. So
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  Speaker 1: every time you want something, that's going to be a
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  Speaker 1: requirement on your part. Those are the three things I
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  Speaker 1: want you to focus on and think about. And I
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  Speaker 1: don't want you to take it negatively, but just understand
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  Speaker 1: that's on your way to success. That's what it is.
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  Speaker 1: That's exactly what it is. Adversity, rejection, sacrifice. If you
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  Speaker 1: can get those three things mastered, you'll be successful. Most
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  Speaker 1: people are who are successful they've mastered that. Those are
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