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Things Will Happen, Monkey Story, MTH, Comedy Roulette, Sidepiece Santa Claus, Black Folks Timeline, Getting Fat, Closing Remarks and more. · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Y'all know what time of y'all don't know, y'all back
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  Speaker 1: mom like amazing buck bus things and it's covering me.
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  Speaker 1: True good it. Steve har listening to move together for
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  Speaker 1: Steve Barby, I don't join joining me. You gotta turn
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  Speaker 1: hur you gotta turn to turn them out, got to
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  Speaker 1: turn them out, to turn the water the water. Come,
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  Speaker 1: come on your baby at it. Uh huh, I shall
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  Speaker 1: will Good morning everybody. You're listening to the voice, Come
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  Speaker 1: on dig me now, one and only Steve Harvey Man
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  Speaker 1: got a radio show. Wow man, how good has God
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  Speaker 1: been to me? You know? Today? Let me get right
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  Speaker 1: to it because I'm I'm kind of feeling this today,
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  Speaker 1: and I'm pretty sure that's just quite a few of
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  Speaker 1: you who go through the same things today. Today was
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  Speaker 1: just a little tough morning from me because I didn't
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  Speaker 1: want to leave home yesterday. You don't want to stay
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  Speaker 1: home a little I just gotten home, you know, I
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  Speaker 1: gotta go again. And sometimes, you know, just the weight
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  Speaker 1: of all that you have to do just gets on
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  Speaker 1: you sometimes and sometimes you don't feel like doing it today. Huh.
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  Speaker 1: You know, I'm just talking to those who feel this
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  Speaker 1: way every now and then, and I'm assuming that would
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  Speaker 1: be everybody, because I don't know nobody who can just
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  Speaker 1: ply through this thing without having those days. Well, what
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  Speaker 1: do you do when it gets hard to stay up?
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  Speaker 1: What do you do when it gets hard to be positive?
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  Speaker 1: What do you do when it seems like things aren't
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  Speaker 1: happening for you fast enough or in the time frame
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  Speaker 1: that you thought it was going. What do you do?
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  Speaker 1: And the reason that I guess I chose to speak
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  Speaker 1: about this this morning is because I'm having one of
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  Speaker 1: those days. Because I had one of those days yesterday.
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  Speaker 1: It's just a tough day. I really can't explain. It's
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  Speaker 1: nothing really in particular bad happened. It's just I think
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  Speaker 1: the weight of all that's going on started to feel
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  Speaker 1: heavy to me. Not being able to sit down with
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  Speaker 1: my wife and talk some of these things through so
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  Speaker 1: she could help me out. That kind of got to
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  Speaker 1: me yesterday because she had to go take care of
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  Speaker 1: some business. I had to go take care of some business.
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  Speaker 1: When she got in it was late, you know. I
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  Speaker 1: got in it was late, you know, And so I
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  Speaker 1: guess so so it sort of pushed me into this thing. Now,
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  Speaker 1: I didn't hand. Nobody talk to about it. And so
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  Speaker 1: what do you do when you when you have days
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  Speaker 1: like that, when it's hard to be positive, when it's
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  Speaker 1: hard to stay up. Okay, here's what I had to
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  Speaker 1: start doing this morning. Now I haven't completed it, can't
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  Speaker 1: I just be real with you. I haven't completed it.
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  Speaker 1: Excuse me, but I am processing it out because I
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  Speaker 1: know what to do, because I've been here hundreds of
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  Speaker 1: times before. See. That's that's the cool thing about getting older.
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  Speaker 1: That's the cool thing about life is that you gained
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  Speaker 1: experiences along the way. You know, been there, done that.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't have that pain before. I know what to do.
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  Speaker 1: You know, if I sprained my finger, I know what
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  Speaker 1: to do now. You know the first sprain I had
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  Speaker 1: a Lord, I thought it was broke. I thought I
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  Speaker 1: gonna be handac half. I didn't know how I was
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  Speaker 1: gonna fit, said the old lord. What now I can't
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  Speaker 1: write no mold. Now maybe I don't have to go
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  Speaker 1: to school. I was working all kinds of stuff when
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  Speaker 1: I first sprained my finger. But now if I sprained
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  Speaker 1: my finger, I know what to do. So since I've
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  Speaker 1: been in this position, in this hole so many times before,
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  Speaker 1: and God has always gotten me through it. I decided
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  Speaker 1: I've got to start the process today. Want here are
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  Speaker 1: some things now. I'm gonna get to the big one last,
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  Speaker 1: but here are some things that you can do immediately
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  Speaker 1: to start pulling yourself up. And one of the things
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  Speaker 1: I do is I remember the plan. I just sit
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  Speaker 1: down and consciously remember the plan. Sit down and I
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  Speaker 1: consciously think about the goals I've set. I go over them. See,
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  Speaker 1: I've got mine down on an iPad so I can
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  Speaker 1: pull them out anywhere I am and pull them up.
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  Speaker 1: And I've got two lists that I've made. I've got
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  Speaker 1: a list of things that I know I can accomplish
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  Speaker 1: if I just keep working hard and if it's some
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  Speaker 1: couple of things just fall into place that I can see.
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  Speaker 1: Then I got a list of things that I'm planning
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  Speaker 1: on accomplishing. And then I have a second list. And
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  Speaker 1: the heading of this list is called only God can
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  Speaker 1: help Me Now. And on this list, it's things that
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  Speaker 1: I'm aspiring for or things that I'm hoping to that
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  Speaker 1: in order for them to happen, I absolutely have to
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  Speaker 1: have God's help. That's my favorite list. It's the list
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  Speaker 1: that I have of the things that I don't see,
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  Speaker 1: no way it can happen. I'm just operating on faith
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  Speaker 1: and the hope that God hear me, and so sometimes, man,
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  Speaker 1: when you gotta when I have this list of who
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  Speaker 1: only God can help me, now that list is stuff
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  Speaker 1: that I cannot see. I'm just operating on faith that
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  Speaker 1: God is so much bigger than me, that he's so
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  Speaker 1: much more capable than I am, that I can actually
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  Speaker 1: acquire some things in my life, as He's proven to
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  Speaker 1: me time and time again up to this point, that
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  Speaker 1: He's willing to do for me if I'm willing to
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  Speaker 1: just give him some of my life. That's the only
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  Speaker 1: why I can't explain my existence today. You know, I
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  Speaker 1: began the conversation with my wife, how do I write
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  Speaker 1: a book that becomes so wildly successful? That would be God.
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  Speaker 1: That's only God. Because if you can plan to sit
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  Speaker 1: down and write a wildly successful book, I'd have Benden
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  Speaker 1: sat down and did it, and so would you, So
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  Speaker 1: that would be God. How it got purchased to become
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  Speaker 1: a movie when that was not my intent when I
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  Speaker 1: wrote the book at all. Again, that would be God. Right,
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  Speaker 1: there has to be because if I can't explain it,
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  Speaker 1: and it is by no doing of my own. Then
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  Speaker 1: who did it? So when I get down in days
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  Speaker 1: like this, I remember the goal. I remember the plan.
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  Speaker 1: I remember the journey. I think about of all the
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  Speaker 1: things God has bought me to how did I even
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  Speaker 1: get to this point. Yeah. I might be having a
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  Speaker 1: little bummer of a day. Yeah I was a little
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  Speaker 1: down yesterday. Yeah, my bio rhythms is off, whatever they
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  Speaker 1: want to call it. Yeah, I'm just having one of
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  Speaker 1: those days. I feel a little bit heavy. I need
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  Speaker 1: a vacation real bad. I need some time off to
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  Speaker 1: just go and regenerate. But right now, man, I ain't
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  Speaker 1: got that. So guess what I do. I gotta start
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  Speaker 1: remembering the plan. I gotta start remembering the goals. I
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  Speaker 1: gotta start thinking about all the things that God has
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  Speaker 1: done for me and how He has bought me this
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  Speaker 1: far and the blessings that I have instead of what
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  Speaker 1: I don't have. And that's what I'm in the process
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  Speaker 1: of doing this morning. And on the commercial breaks, I'm
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  Speaker 1: gonna pull out my iPad and I'm gonna go over
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  Speaker 1: my two lists and I'm gonna read my little list
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  Speaker 1: of what I think I can accomplish and I'm gonna
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  Speaker 1: really read that only God can Help Me now list,
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  Speaker 1: because that's the list that's big. That's the part where
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  Speaker 1: I've been telling y'all. I said, quit telling God how
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  Speaker 1: big you'll problems are, and start telling your problems how
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  Speaker 1: big your God is. See, And that's why I got
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  Speaker 1: to sit down to do this morning. And then sometimes, man,
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  Speaker 1: you got to stay still. That's the other part. You
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  Speaker 1: got to stay still. You gotta quit moving for a second,
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  Speaker 1: because sometimes it feel like you're running on a treadmill
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  Speaker 1: and you really ain't you going somewhere, but it feel
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  Speaker 1: like you're running on a treadmill. Well, when you get
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  Speaker 1: that feeling, sometimes you got to stay still. And then
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  Speaker 1: when you stay still, sometimes you gotta fight to stay positive.
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  Speaker 1: Sometimes you gotta fight not to let the devil win.
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  Speaker 1: You're in a fight, Mamer, I told you this. Now,
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  Speaker 1: you're in a fight now. So trying to get you
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  Speaker 1: to get on that positive train so he can get
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  Speaker 1: you off the faith train. So God's delivery package that's
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  Speaker 1: coming to you built on your faith that you can
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  Speaker 1: he can shake your faith and get you to thinking
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  Speaker 1: negative and then he wins. See. So when you start
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  Speaker 1: feeling negative. Just know that that's the other force trying
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  Speaker 1: to throw you off track. And when you get through
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  Speaker 1: it all that here is the key to big one.
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  Speaker 1: You want me to tell it to you. You gots
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  Speaker 1: to pray, man, You got to pray. You gotta take
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  Speaker 1: it to God. You gotta say, hey, God, look I'm
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  Speaker 1: having one of these days. I need your help. I
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  Speaker 1: got business to take care of. You got blessings in
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  Speaker 1: front of me. You got stuff you to ship to me.
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  Speaker 1: You got blessings and packages that's on the way. I
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  Speaker 1: need to be sitting on Faith streets so I can
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  Speaker 1: receive the delivery when you get there. What I don't
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  Speaker 1: want to do is be it on be on Doubted
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  Speaker 1: Way or or Lack of Understanding Parkway, or Pity Parkway
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  Speaker 1: or some street like that, and the package keep going by.
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  Speaker 1: I need to be standing and sitting on Faith Street
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  Speaker 1: so when you drop that package down to me, I
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  Speaker 1: can go on and get it. You feel me. You
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  Speaker 1: got to pray. You got to stay still. You gotta
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  Speaker 1: fight to stay positive. You gotta remember the plan. You
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  Speaker 1: gotta go over the goals. Come on, man, God and
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  Speaker 1: brought you too far. Come on, pick yourself up. Today.
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  Speaker 1: I'm talking to Steve Harvey this morning. Hope y'all didn't
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  Speaker 1: it's up, Shirley, Hello, Steve. How are you doing? What's up? Calling?
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  Speaker 1: Hey Steve? What's up? Crew? Yeah, I'm up? Junior everybody,
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  Speaker 1: food number one, yeah, and food number two wear his
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  Speaker 1: ass at. But I'll tell you what though today, Nah,
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  Speaker 1: you don't just take off in this hill already you know,
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  Speaker 1: I already had two scares with him. You know what,
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  Speaker 1: these people with these diabetes and stuff, you got to
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  Speaker 1: be saying the same thing. We got to be good,
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  Speaker 1: We got to be careful cause you know. And then
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  Speaker 1: let me, first of all, let me say this hill.
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  Speaker 1: This that I'm saying about to say is directed directly
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  Speaker 1: at Jay Anthony Brown. I don't care about nobody else
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  Speaker 1: that has diabetes. Pray for you, hope you heal. But
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  Speaker 1: this is about Jay. Is a question, Anthony Brown in
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  Speaker 1: a question? This is what I want to know. Do
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  Speaker 1: we have to work with a person who can slip
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  Speaker 1: into a diabetic coma and we not know? Oh? If
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  Speaker 1: we don't know, I'm just saying, what are we supposed
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  Speaker 1: to do? You have several remedies? You know the juice
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  Speaker 1: thought world. Kay, Hey, look the best I got for Jake.
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  Speaker 1: Let me ask you this, Okay, do arge juice still
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  Speaker 1: work a remedy for every disease? Range juice. It's the
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  Speaker 1: same thing for kill Junior. Hey, if Junior have prices, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: he needs to be juice. No boy, juice. We got
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  Speaker 1: all his own juice in here for Jay. How did
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  Speaker 1: you buy? I have trapic count because I love Tropic COUNTA.
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  Speaker 1: I got trab I got nine gallons. Do you think
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  Speaker 1: it's gonna keep? First of all? Yes, yeah, all shoes laughs,
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  Speaker 1: A long time. I got to a keeper shut. We're
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  Speaker 1: ob one out of times? Yeah? But how long it keeps? Yes?
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  Speaker 1: I mean it is a perishable thing. All right, Well,
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  Speaker 1: I'll put forward minute free makes them something like wow,
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  Speaker 1: glad I got insurance? All right? More of this crazy
• 14:34
  Speaker 1: ignorant show Steve Harvey Morning Show. Right after this, you're
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  Speaker 1: listening to Steven Show. All right, so um Jay, you
• 14:43
  Speaker 1: and Steve came up. What is this all about? This seed?
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  Speaker 1: This segment now better than there's certain things over the
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  Speaker 1: holidays when the holidays happen. You can pretty much bet
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  Speaker 1: money that some of these things are going to happen.
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  Speaker 1: Is that right, Steve? I mean somebody's house. Somebody's house.
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  Speaker 1: All right, this might not happen at your house. One
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  Speaker 1: of these, I promise you, one of these, it's gonna
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  Speaker 1: happen over the holiday at your house. Okay, let's hear it.
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  Speaker 1: Come on, I'm ready, come on, come on, dinner, dinner
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  Speaker 1: will get interrupted at somebody's house because we gotta go
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  Speaker 1: get somebody out of Jake. Yeah, that's that's yeah. Can
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  Speaker 1: I finish eating? That just made my place? You hear
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  Speaker 1: somebody in the house, and I'll acceptre's here's something else.
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  Speaker 1: The new boyfriend, somebody's new boyfriend gonna get beat up
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  Speaker 1: by the baby chap somebody else. You thought that all
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  Speaker 1: this ain't gonna happen to your house, but you can
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  Speaker 1: pick the one that's gonna go down they shouldn't be
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  Speaker 1: in the same rule. She never leaves me. She never
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  Speaker 1: leaves me. She stepped down when she got with you.
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  Speaker 1: Here's another a family secret. He's gonna get told that
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  Speaker 1: ain't your real dad, Fred them should have been told.
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  Speaker 1: Here's another that's gonna happen. That's somebody's house, maybe not your,
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  Speaker 1: but that will be a fight over the drumstick down.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, oh yeah, you know I told you I
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  Speaker 1: wanted to ley I call that boy even left the house.
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  Speaker 1: You know, would be somebody who ain't working, go grab
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  Speaker 1: brought a damn thing, ain't got no job. One chick
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  Speaker 1: gonna show up at the house with the new boyfriend
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  Speaker 1: that's doing way better, got her old. Yeah, this's gonna
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  Speaker 1: happening to somebody's house. She's gonna show up pregnant again.
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  Speaker 1: You make she can make them. Every black house go aheaded.
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  Speaker 1: Somebody gonna show up dressed like they go into a
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  Speaker 1: qualms apart and we'll get wet. Understand, ain't you hot?
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  Speaker 1: He got attitude? Somebody got shot up at your house.
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  Speaker 1: That's been eating meat their whole life, vegan, Yeah yeah,
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  Speaker 1: disgusted with all the dishes. Yeah yeah, me Yes, Turkey
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  Speaker 1: in the greens because half of we stopped putting park.
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  Speaker 1: We upgraded that jets happened. Come on, some of the
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  Speaker 1: women gonna have to circle around because he didn't bought
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  Speaker 1: the white girl over them. Oh, and they all gonna
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  Speaker 1: have to come to the conclusion she is fine. Yeah
• 18:55
  Speaker 1: you might be white, he might be white. Where did
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  Speaker 1: she get out of that rum? Fundam a fakenom? A fake?
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  Speaker 1: Tis my side? Yeah that ain't real. You know that
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  Speaker 1: ain't real? My sis? She fine? I guess, so I
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  Speaker 1: take a guess. It might not happen all those things
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  Speaker 1: that you'll have, but it's gonna happen. It's gonna happen
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  Speaker 1: somebody through and he's thinking right now. Yeah, I'll tell
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  Speaker 1: you something, milk gonna happen. What somebody Christmas tree gonna
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  Speaker 1: catch on fire? Dold you to change these lightheads all
• 20:03
  Speaker 1: on the tree, always her her hair. Somebody somebody gonna
• 20:14
  Speaker 1: put the wrong gift in the wrong box. Man, you
• 20:22
  Speaker 1: ever wrapped up something? Man, My drunk as uncle did this.
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  Speaker 1: He wrapped up his shirt and gave it to my daddy.
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  Speaker 1: And when my daddy opened the box, my daddy said,
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  Speaker 1: oh man, this night, Oh hell, no, hold on, I
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  Speaker 1: didn't get you the wrong shit. That's my shirt my
• 20:50
  Speaker 1: daddy said when you gave it to me. Now it's
• 20:57
  Speaker 1: gonna go down. Ye ready, somebody tooth gonna fall into food.
• 21:10
  Speaker 1: That's nice, y'all. Each slow, each slow, and everybody take
• 21:17
  Speaker 1: these teeth out there. Marcu nephew, Tommy's run that prank back.
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  Speaker 1: Right after this, come on, King of Pranks. You're listening.
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  Speaker 1: Morning show coming up at the top of the hour,
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  Speaker 1: Miss Anne will be here with today's national news. But
• 21:35
  Speaker 1: up next it's the nephew and run that prank back.
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  Speaker 1: Raymond in the closet all time, Raymond. All right, here
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  Speaker 1: you go, Raymond. Hello, Hello, Hey, who can you hear me? Yeah? Bad?
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  Speaker 1: Who's there? This Raymond? Speak up? I can't hear you.
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  Speaker 1: This is Raymond, speak up. I can't hear you. Who
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  Speaker 1: is this? Raymond? Raymond? And Raymond Ronde is my sister
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  Speaker 1: round the brother? Yes? What's up? What's up? Man? What's up?
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  Speaker 1: Somebody them broke in the house. They in the house
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  Speaker 1: right now. I'm in the hold on, hold on, hold on, man,
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  Speaker 1: I'm damn I batter. Can't hear what you're saying? Somebody? Then?
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  Speaker 1: Why somebody them broken house. I don't want to hear
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  Speaker 1: you whispering because they're in the house right now. I'm
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  Speaker 1: wait a minute, Wait a minute. You're saying somebody there
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  Speaker 1: broken the house and they steal in there. Somebody, I'm
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  Speaker 1: broken the house. I'm getting the house now. Hold on,
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  Speaker 1: Wait a minute. You're saying somebody that broken to your
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  Speaker 1: damn house and they steal in there. Yes, what you're doing?
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  Speaker 1: See nothing there? Why you ain't called the police. I'm
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  Speaker 1: in the closet. I'm in the closet and I'm trying
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  Speaker 1: to get somebody to hold on, hold on, well, I
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  Speaker 1: don't know what to do. Man, you're saying, somebody in
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  Speaker 1: the house, in your damn house? White not just okay?
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  Speaker 1: Wait where you live at? Where you live at? I'm
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  Speaker 1: out thirty six straight because I'm at thirty two and
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  Speaker 1: a half. You know what? Hold on after to call
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  Speaker 1: the lodsn't wait wait wait wait wait man, you know
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  Speaker 1: what what? Wait a minute. Don't go them. Please, you've
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  Speaker 1: seen your in the hold somebody for the piping to
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  Speaker 1: kill you, and you're talking about you don't want them arrested.
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  Speaker 1: We got some illegal stuff. Don't call nobody. Don't wait
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  Speaker 1: a minute. Wait, wait, nah, you're saying hold on, you're saying,
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  Speaker 1: don't call the damn longs. You have to go to
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  Speaker 1: the house. Don't call them because the week they got it,
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  Speaker 1: guys in Nickels in the hold doing. Man, what you got? Man?
• 23:43
  Speaker 1: You know what is bad? Doc? You know what you're seen?
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: Your up in there. That's probably while they're in the house.
• 23:51
  Speaker 1: Now you have set you up in the house. Got
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: you in there there, that's I guarantee you that what
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: you what you got in there? Actually? You know what, man,
• 24:04
  Speaker 1: let me tell you something. I'm gonna tell you the
• 24:06
  Speaker 1: best thing to do, even doing the people in your
• 24:08
  Speaker 1: house right now, you need the jumpers. Let me call
• 24:11
  Speaker 1: the man you need to. Let me call the damn low.
• 24:13
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you right now you can't get don't
• 24:16
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• 24:18
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you. Don't come. You'll say that now.
• 24:22
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you now I get called the low dude,
• 24:24
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• 24:26
  Speaker 1: wife the call right now. Don't call the police. Don't
• 24:29
  Speaker 1: call them because it's too much lega my wife. Don
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: god man, but I'm gonna tell you something, man, honestly,
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  Speaker 1: I can't do a thank dame for to go down there. Now.
• 24:44
  Speaker 1: IM gonna tell you something. I could come just food.
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  Speaker 1: Tell me, don't even call the damn low you know what?
• 24:48
  Speaker 1: Man looking her car. To be honest with you, I'm
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: I ain't gonna go down there. I'm gonna tell you
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  Speaker 1: right down now, you know what. The first thing I'm
• 24:55
  Speaker 1: gonna tell you now, Now, I ain't gonna take my
• 24:58
  Speaker 1: down there first of us. They maybe tapped the my
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: damn lying and I ain't got to do with this.
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  Speaker 1: You're gonna get dot. Man. Look, I can call it
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  Speaker 1: now one one they just look, go ahead and call
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: them because you know what, you're gonna get your kid
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  Speaker 1: out there and they don't know who you are. Man,
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  Speaker 1: you know what. And I ain't gonna share on this
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  Speaker 1: one with you so they can find out, you know what.
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  Speaker 1: Don't look like call the lot. I ain't getting that.
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  Speaker 1: I ain't man, you must get dam fool ain't gonna
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: get an out one. So I'm gonna call you what
• 25:26
  Speaker 1: you can do dot, I call it low after they
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  Speaker 1: have my wife right now, you know what. You may
• 25:30
  Speaker 1: not like it now, but you appreciate me later, because
• 25:32
  Speaker 1: you know when you're to get your monk heads. Wait
• 25:34
  Speaker 1: a minute, wait a minute, just west, but I think
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  Speaker 1: crazy dot you to set your I'm gonna call you
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  Speaker 1: shook the for one. Don't get what about damn low
• 25:54
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• 25:57
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you right now you're a damn fool.
• 25:59
  Speaker 1: You are because I gonna tell you not. They show
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  Speaker 1: gonna kill your stupid man. You know what. I ain't
• 26:03
  Speaker 1: gonna lie to you. Man. The only thing I can
• 26:05
  Speaker 1: tell you, damn I'm called the law. You're gonna go down,
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: and I'm gonna tell you not. I ain't going down
• 26:09
  Speaker 1: with I don't know why you really evenna call me
• 26:11
  Speaker 1: unless you want for help, because I'm gonna tell you
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: right now, I ain't for the jump of eyes myself
• 26:15
  Speaker 1: nor my damn family yours. Only thing I could do
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  Speaker 1: I could help you out in one way. I can
• 26:19
  Speaker 1: call the law. Now. My wife's gotta selphone. What you
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: want me to do? Will you get me? You must
• 26:25
  Speaker 1: be a damn boo. I'm not he I ain't going down,
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: but I ain't going you know what, man, Look look,
• 26:31
  Speaker 1: I can't get it in there and my wife'n out
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  Speaker 1: of the count. The police, I'm gonna tell you right now,
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: they're gonna calm. Can you can you? Can you hear me?
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: You can hear you? Your damn mouth shut up? Shut up?
• 26:44
  Speaker 1: Can you shut your damn mouth right now? Can you
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: hear me? Shut out? I don't know when the height
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: that's why they shoot the shot him. Don't peek out
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: that damn dope. Can I say something? Man? You need
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: to shut your damn mouse. Don't look this nephew timing
• 27:01
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  Speaker 1: Look at here, boy, I'm sweating like here. Why are
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  Speaker 1: I know you weren't coming to I heard it in
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  Speaker 1: your voice. I say, Okay, you know what, he ain't
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• 27:49
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• 27:53
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• 28:01
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• 28:22
  Speaker 1: what do you want me to do? What you want
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  Speaker 1: me to do? I call law right now? And I
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• 28:29
  Speaker 1: much because you can see it. It's the visual. Steve
• 28:33
  Speaker 1: is a storyteller. That's why he oh yeah, yeah, that's
• 28:37
  Speaker 1: my daddy sitting on the edge of the count in
• 28:40
  Speaker 1: the edge of the bed. There's some draws with a
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  Speaker 1: What you know is, I'm not coming down, but I
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  Speaker 1: love this brother. Not Veronica. All right, coming up at
• 28:59
  Speaker 1: the top of the hour, miss Anne will be here
• 29:01
  Speaker 1: with today's national news and headlines. You're listening to a
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  Speaker 1: Florida child who went out for a bite to eat
• 29:10
  Speaker 1: ended up getting a bite of another kind when a
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  Speaker 1: monkey took a chunk out of his thumb on a
• 29:15
  Speaker 1: restaurant patio. The monkey's owner, Mary and Richard Van Houghton,
• 29:20
  Speaker 1: brought Jojo to their neighborhood Corraba's Grill on Monday but instead,
• 29:26
  Speaker 1: but instead of settling for a nice banana cream pie,
• 29:31
  Speaker 1: the monkey decided it wanted some finger food. Oh really,
• 29:34
  Speaker 1: it got off. It's a leash, chump to a piece
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  Speaker 1: of the boy's thumb. That's crazy. According to the Florida
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: Wildlife Commission, Jojo, the monkey, who was a regular at
• 29:44
  Speaker 1: the restaurant, was laying Yeah, it was playing calmly with
• 29:47
  Speaker 1: the eight year old when something startled him and he
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: bit down, breaking the skin. The owners of Carrabas said
• 29:52
  Speaker 1: they would no longer allow monkeys on. Absolutely no. If
• 30:00
  Speaker 1: you're biting boys fingers, Jojo, you got to go, Joe,
• 30:05
  Speaker 1: Jo Joe. Joe's a regular though. Yeah, I want to
• 30:14
  Speaker 1: storry him that he bit the little boy's finger though
• 30:17
  Speaker 1: his thumb. I wonder what startled him, Yeah, don't tell him. Yeah,
• 30:22
  Speaker 1: where's the restaurant that lets a money. Yeah, yeah, I
• 30:26
  Speaker 1: mean I know in LA people can bring their dogs
• 30:29
  Speaker 1: and you know, in the restaurants and everything. But I've
• 30:32
  Speaker 1: never heard of a monkey ever. And I don't want
• 30:34
  Speaker 1: anybody in LA to hear this story. They might change
• 30:41
  Speaker 1: the laws in LA. I know it was Michael Jackson.
• 30:45
  Speaker 1: They had a monkey, Bubble. Nobody else had a money. Uh.
• 30:48
  Speaker 1: But I don't know that he took Bubbles to restaurants.
• 30:51
  Speaker 1: He took bubbles unca. Steve is the one that knows.
• 30:56
  Speaker 1: Did he take Bubble's places? No, he took Bubba somewhere
• 30:59
  Speaker 1: out in public, going time Bubble. That for Wait what
• 31:04
  Speaker 1: he wasn't used to know? Uh huh. You've seen pictures
• 31:07
  Speaker 1: with Mike with that monkey out with a little suit.
• 31:09
  Speaker 1: I'm dressed like, hey, Tommy, he did take Tommy. You
• 31:19
  Speaker 1: remember gay y'all him clothes? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, Bubbles clothes,
• 31:36
  Speaker 1: you got any clothes? Time to stop it. Damn, I'm
• 31:40
  Speaker 1: gonna want to stop this. Jay. Wait a minute. But
• 31:47
  Speaker 1: coming from a monkey for they that's why I hear
• 31:55
  Speaker 1: eggs that's allergic, you know, and put them on. That's
• 32:04
  Speaker 1: what made the pans be short enough for you. Wow,
• 32:10
  Speaker 1: and you kept that little jacket, didn't you, Because he
• 32:19
  Speaker 1: didn't know he had a bubble jacket. I remember saying
• 32:23
  Speaker 1: to myself, you don't I fly. I hosted Fly. It's
• 32:29
  Speaker 1: a different look for Tommy. But I'm not gonna sit
• 32:33
  Speaker 1: here and take all each other. I'm gonna move over there, Tommy.
• 32:40
  Speaker 1: I'm team Tammy. Damn it? Did he really get you
• 32:46
  Speaker 1: clothes from bubbles? Did he really get you clothes from bubbles?
• 32:50
  Speaker 1: You just look back at your outfit first year, you did.
• 32:55
  Speaker 1: I had a bubble suit on. All right, listen while
• 32:59
  Speaker 1: you guys do Michael. All right, Steve, let's go ahead
• 33:04
  Speaker 1: and transfer on over to miss Danne. Ladies and gentlemen,
• 33:06
  Speaker 1: without further ado, our very own talented informative, Miss Anne Tripp. Thanks,
• 33:13
  Speaker 1: thank you, Steve. This is morning, and this is Anne
• 33:15
  Speaker 1: Trip with the news. Morning, everybody out there. President Trump's
• 33:18
  Speaker 1: former national security advisor, retired General Michael Flynn, was scheduled
• 33:22
  Speaker 1: to be sentenced yesterday for lying to the FBI about
• 33:24
  Speaker 1: his dealings with Russia. However, the judge has rescheduled everything
• 33:28
  Speaker 1: for next year, for March. Actually, Flynn told the judge
• 33:31
  Speaker 1: that he knew that lying to the Fez was wrong.
• 33:33
  Speaker 1: He stood by his guilty plea, but US District Judge Mt.
• 33:36
  Speaker 1: Sullivan told Flynn that he was disgusted by Flynn's behavior.
• 33:40
  Speaker 1: He added that quote, arguably, you sold out your country.
• 33:43
  Speaker 1: Flynn's lawyer said that he was still cooperating with the
• 33:46
  Speaker 1: government on another case. Meanwhile, prosecutors have recommended no jail
• 33:49
  Speaker 1: time for Flynn. That judge says he won't necessarily be
• 33:52
  Speaker 1: bound by that. Outside the courthouse, though, General Flynn did
• 33:56
  Speaker 1: have his supporters. But there are also those who remember
• 34:04
  Speaker 1: when General Flynn led a Trump rally chant against Hillary
• 34:07
  Speaker 1: Clinton and sent a similar one right back at him.
• 34:12
  Speaker 1: That's why they were saying, lock him up, Lock him up.
• 34:15
  Speaker 1: According to documents obtained by The New York Times, the
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  Speaker 1: Trump administration plans to get rid of Obama era policies
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  Speaker 1: aimed at making sure that black and brown children are
• 34:23
  Speaker 1: not punished more severely than white kids are for the
• 34:26
  Speaker 1: same offenses. That's something that's borne out in the statistics,
• 34:29
  Speaker 1: by the way, and the decision reportedly marks the culmination
• 34:32
  Speaker 1: of almost a year long effort by Trump people in
• 34:35
  Speaker 1: the way of the massacre at Florida's Marjorie Stone in
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  Speaker 1: High School when seventeen students and staff members was shot
• 34:40
  Speaker 1: to death. Now, the original focus was supposed to be
• 34:43
  Speaker 1: on gun control. However, The New York Times says that
• 34:45
  Speaker 1: almost immediately that changed to a focus on mister Obama's
• 34:48
  Speaker 1: school discipline policies, despite the fact that not one of
• 34:52
  Speaker 1: the nation's high profile mass shootings was perpetrated by a
• 34:56
  Speaker 1: black student, not one, and Trump's education secretary, the Boss
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: is not only recommending the scrapping of the Obama era
• 35:03
  Speaker 1: guidance rules intended to reduce racial discrimination in school discipline,
• 35:07
  Speaker 1: but she also wants to arm school staff. According to
• 35:11
  Speaker 1: Senate Intelligence Committee reports, Russian operatives aggressively targeted Black Americans
• 35:15
  Speaker 1: over social media in twenty sixteen, trying to discourage them
• 35:18
  Speaker 1: from voting so as to help Donald Trump get elected.
• 35:21
  Speaker 1: The reports also revealed that since Trump's election, Moscow has
• 35:23
  Speaker 1: been using the Internet to inflame racial tensions and pushed
• 35:27
  Speaker 1: Trump's social agenda, and that while some other ethnic and
• 35:30
  Speaker 1: religious groups were also the focus of one or two
• 35:32
  Speaker 1: Facebook pages and Instagram accounts, that the black community was
• 35:36
  Speaker 1: targeted by dozens. It's something. Department of Justice has officially
• 35:40
  Speaker 1: found out that bump stocks are essentially machine guns and
• 35:43
  Speaker 1: are legal. The GoJ amended regulations for the Bureau of
• 35:46
  Speaker 1: Alcohol to bacque with firearms. Fox TV hosts Tucker Carlson
• 35:50
  Speaker 1: lost a bunch of advertisers for his show Tucker Carlson
• 35:52
  Speaker 1: after saying immigrants make the US dirtier and poorer and sad. News.
• 35:57
  Speaker 1: Actress and director Penny Marshall has died. She's probably best
• 36:00
  Speaker 1: remembered as Laverne from the sitcom Laverne Shirley's. Penny Marshall
• 36:05
  Speaker 1: was seventy five years older. Now back to the Steve
• 36:08
  Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show. You're listening show? All right, y'all, Uh,
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  Speaker 1: it's time, j Anthony Brown. What you got We're gonna
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  Speaker 1: murder hit today? Where we got? We got one for you,
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  Speaker 1: Steve and everybody. A lot of people have decided not
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  Speaker 1: to let the King goes go the can hat, which
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• 36:33
  Speaker 1: just that's not cool. So this is dedicated to those
• 36:37
  Speaker 1: people who will not let the King go go. The
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• 37:52
  Speaker 1: People say out of date. I really need to dress,
• 37:59
  Speaker 1: not for you're on mormaids. They're all wrong because I'm cool,
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  Speaker 1: my kid. Oh, I can't let go? Who come only?
• 38:27
  Speaker 1: KINGO is a nice head and George yours is way
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  Speaker 1: too small small dude, it's way too damn song. Come on, man,
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  Speaker 1: nobody white is gonna tell you this too small? Can't no, no,
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  Speaker 1: can't go king no again? Laid Bess right there? That
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• 39:05
  Speaker 1: George is too small. Coming up more of the Steve
• 39:09
  Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show right after this. You're listening to show.
• 39:15
  Speaker 1: All right, guys, it's time for comedy routlets. Jay. You
• 39:19
  Speaker 1: want to explain it, real question. It's very simple. It's
• 39:23
  Speaker 1: very simple. Our comedy ability gets tested every week. Tell
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  Speaker 1: you what you do? Give us five stuff to put
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• 39:36
  Speaker 1: All right, here we go. I got the categories, all right.
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  Speaker 1: First one, I think this eggnog has gone bad. That
• 39:46
  Speaker 1: all right? Now that's a thin ass Santa. Next one,
• 39:54
  Speaker 1: Ho ho ho. Yeah. People don't decorate like they used to.
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  Speaker 1: And there's nothing under the tree. Let's go spend the
• 40:04
  Speaker 1: whale crystal. But do you think it's don't stop, then't kill?
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  Speaker 1: I don't know which one. People don't decorate like they
• 40:17
  Speaker 1: used to. People who don't they don't decorate decorate. People
• 40:21
  Speaker 1: used to go all out back in the day. Remember
• 40:24
  Speaker 1: them big hot ass light bubs they used to put
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  Speaker 1: on the tree, the big one, the sixty waters Man,
• 40:32
  Speaker 1: you want to you don't have to use heat during
• 40:34
  Speaker 1: the one a time just landing your tree and your
• 40:38
  Speaker 1: your whole living room was heated. Man, you're all out
• 40:41
  Speaker 1: like they don't go all out like that. You out
• 40:43
  Speaker 1: each watered them lights, wanting them lights look like a
• 40:46
  Speaker 1: table spoon, remember, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'll tell you why
• 40:52
  Speaker 1: they don't take great like they use. You know, you
• 40:53
  Speaker 1: can go to the neighborhood and all our houses be
• 40:56
  Speaker 1: lit up, stuff all in the yard. Who is the
• 40:59
  Speaker 1: lay this person? That just little bush? Who did that?
• 41:04
  Speaker 1: They just put lights on the bush, sh lamb on
• 41:07
  Speaker 1: the date. Ain't no paddy tool and then they go
• 41:11
  Speaker 1: right back in the house like we're got to clap
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  Speaker 1: from it. I remember when you used to actually get
• 41:19
  Speaker 1: your tree flocked to remember that. Yeah, they take the
• 41:23
  Speaker 1: white stuff and spraying on your too. You took the
• 41:25
  Speaker 1: time to wait to get your tree flocked. Now they
• 41:28
  Speaker 1: just put a raggedy green tree in the living room
• 41:30
  Speaker 1: and that's it. Just they don't care like tree. What
• 41:36
  Speaker 1: happened to them a little bit in Reese that they
• 41:38
  Speaker 1: used to hang in the window with the one candle
• 41:42
  Speaker 1: in the room, but it was electric and it flickered
• 41:46
  Speaker 1: and I missed it. We had them in all three
• 41:51
  Speaker 1: of our windows. Yeah, you got an activity scene in
• 41:54
  Speaker 1: your living room. But none of the wise man's got
• 41:57
  Speaker 1: hands because it hadn't broke off. But you don't care,
• 42:00
  Speaker 1: damn But ain't none of the way, none of the
• 42:04
  Speaker 1: hill stay got no hands. The hands. I'll tell you what.
• 42:09
  Speaker 1: You never walk in tobody the house for Christmas. You're
• 42:12
  Speaker 1: going over there and you're looking at the Christmas tree
• 42:14
  Speaker 1: and you can see the metal pole in the middle.
• 42:18
  Speaker 1: Why why y'all didn't put all the pieces over the
• 42:21
  Speaker 1: him tree. You're looking, I can see the tree is
• 42:26
  Speaker 1: so dry. Ain't he got no water? What is going on?
• 42:32
  Speaker 1: The tripolate Christmas tree? Christmas? All the little bristles done.
• 42:40
  Speaker 1: You ain't putting no water. The lights is weighing down
• 42:44
  Speaker 1: ranches wherever the silver sickles little pencils where used to
• 42:51
  Speaker 1: throw all over the tree and making hand. Yeah, and
• 42:54
  Speaker 1: you take them out one at the time and put
• 42:56
  Speaker 1: them back in the box. And year last one. People
• 43:04
  Speaker 1: don't remember the Nativity scene that used to get put
• 43:07
  Speaker 1: outside in the y'all. Yes, but every time you passed
• 43:12
  Speaker 1: by a hood Nativity scene you had to explain it
• 43:16
  Speaker 1: to the kids because items was always missing. First of all,
• 43:26
  Speaker 1: the wise men walked because we didn't have the money
• 43:30
  Speaker 1: for the camels. Secondly, we couldn't use a baby Jesus
• 43:35
  Speaker 1: this year because but Linda wanted a cabbage patch dial.
• 43:38
  Speaker 1: So that's in the box. Up May the Mary and
• 43:42
  Speaker 1: Joseph is two pictures of Deacon Patterson and Sister porter A.
• 43:56
  Speaker 1: People don't decorate. It ain't no, ain't in the main, Jim.
• 44:01
  Speaker 1: It's just looking like burlap. Sat We're gonna have money
• 44:06
  Speaker 1: for the head prank call coming up, decks. You're listening
• 44:10
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• 44:13
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• 44:16
  Speaker 1: ready for today's Strawberry letter. But up next, nephew Tommy,
• 44:20
  Speaker 1: what do you have in the print? Call archives? Surely?
• 44:24
  Speaker 1: What so? I gotta say? Before my daddy left you
• 44:28
  Speaker 1: Can I have your kidney? He ran that in his
• 44:31
  Speaker 1: truck over in Can I have your kidney? Take a
• 44:37
  Speaker 1: listen class. Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach a brother Conny.
• 44:44
  Speaker 1: This is Kindly. How are you doing bro? This is
• 44:47
  Speaker 1: Deacon Patterson called him from the church. How you doing today,
• 44:50
  Speaker 1: Deacon Patterson? Yeah, you're doing fun and you see up side,
• 44:53
  Speaker 1: I'm doing good, doing good, and you know the church
• 44:56
  Speaker 1: is behind you on what you're going through. When we
• 44:58
  Speaker 1: were praying for you, man, we know all the about
• 45:00
  Speaker 1: to You know you're going in the surgeon on Friday
• 45:02
  Speaker 1: to get your get your prancers removed. So I wanted
• 45:05
  Speaker 1: to give you a call, man, have a word of
• 45:07
  Speaker 1: prayer and let you know that we all are pulling
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  Speaker 1: for you, and we know that that the man upstairs
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  Speaker 1: is gonna pull you through this successful where God bless
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  Speaker 1: and keep you. Uh that Deacon, God, blessing keep you
• 45:18
  Speaker 1: because I tell you I'm going through something here. Me
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  Speaker 1: and my wife we've been talking about it and we've
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  Speaker 1: been praying on it, and it she was a wonderful
• 45:25
  Speaker 1: thing to know that your church is with you and
• 45:27
  Speaker 1: y'all thinking about me in prayer. I I've really had
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  Speaker 1: to take this, this to the Lord. This is a
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  Speaker 1: serious thing with me and I ain't never had an
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  Speaker 1: operation before in my life, and I know I need it.
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  Speaker 1: My wife and made it clear, the doctor made it
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  Speaker 1: clear that I believe I'm ready to go forward. Deacons,
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  Speaker 1: and we don't give the victory to who the victory yourself,
• 45:47
  Speaker 1: he's the victory. He let me. Let me have a
• 45:50
  Speaker 1: word of prayer with your brother Conor. You don't mind
• 45:53
  Speaker 1: just about your head from me. Father God, were as
• 45:55
  Speaker 1: right now we have right now that you touch brother
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  Speaker 1: Connley as he goes in one please put your hands
• 46:01
  Speaker 1: on him. We asked, Father, that you hold on to
• 46:05
  Speaker 1: the doctor that's getting ready to go and lay to
• 46:07
  Speaker 1: put surgery on him. Yes, we asked that you make
• 46:10
  Speaker 1: sure that the doctor it's got a strong eye on
• 46:14
  Speaker 1: that morning walk with him. We asked that that that
• 46:17
  Speaker 1: he got a steady hand when he got the scalpel
• 46:19
  Speaker 1: in his hand. We asked that you hold on to
• 46:22
  Speaker 1: him please as he goes into a surgeon, because we
• 46:25
  Speaker 1: know comes side the morning, the victory gonna belong the
• 46:29
  Speaker 1: brother Conley and the Lord. Thank you, Lord, we know
• 46:32
  Speaker 1: all of this. But we we asked that you take
• 46:34
  Speaker 1: that pincress and you remove it out successtingly, closing back
• 46:38
  Speaker 1: up like it will never been into the end before
• 46:41
  Speaker 1: walk with Niki. That's what we're asking. We ask your Lord.
• 46:43
  Speaker 1: At the same time that they're removing this pincres, as Lord,
• 46:47
  Speaker 1: we asked that your reach around his backside and we
• 46:50
  Speaker 1: asked that you touch his kidney. Lord, touch his kidney
• 46:54
  Speaker 1: and make it hold. Make it a hundred and ten percent.
• 46:57
  Speaker 1: We want you to make that that kidney like it's
• 46:59
  Speaker 1: been next best kiddnes Deacon, that's deacon, Deacon who pat
• 47:04
  Speaker 1: Dixon pass. Yes, you know you're saying they doun sir,
• 47:07
  Speaker 1: they're just nothing wrong with my kidney. Deacon. I'm doing
• 47:10
  Speaker 1: I'm doing fine. The Lord is Lord has been needed well,
• 47:13
  Speaker 1: he's gonna work on my pacris. That's what the doctors
• 47:15
  Speaker 1: operating though. The tap me forward and that's what they're
• 47:18
  Speaker 1: playing to remove. So really, my kidding is fine. They
• 47:21
  Speaker 1: did what they called when they'm in my eyes and
• 47:23
  Speaker 1: everything else is fine. He ain't working on nothing but
• 47:25
  Speaker 1: my pancres, sir, right right, right, Well, let me let
• 47:28
  Speaker 1: me say I'm glad you brought that up with this
• 47:30
  Speaker 1: this this wouldn't want I call you, huh. Of course
• 47:34
  Speaker 1: I did call the prey for you. Yes, that you know,
• 47:36
  Speaker 1: because I want to make you know that that that
• 47:38
  Speaker 1: that you make it through this successfully. But what another
• 47:40
  Speaker 1: the reason why I'm getting round it is hire is
• 47:42
  Speaker 1: uh what I want to ask you? And I know
• 47:45
  Speaker 1: we we you know, we've never met face to face.
• 47:47
  Speaker 1: I've seen you a couple of times, like I said,
• 47:49
  Speaker 1: the church, but you've been out most time. Uh were
• 47:51
  Speaker 1: you with your sickness and whatnot? But now, what what
• 47:54
  Speaker 1: I was gonna ask you was, yeah, and I know
• 47:58
  Speaker 1: this is I hate to come at you in the
• 48:00
  Speaker 1: final hour and you're getting ready to go out certain
• 48:02
  Speaker 1: and all that, but if you don't mind it, if
• 48:05
  Speaker 1: you could see it in your heart to see to
• 48:08
  Speaker 1: do something for somebody else, yes, Uh, that's that's the
• 48:12
  Speaker 1: last where you always supposed to have those who right
• 48:15
  Speaker 1: and I'm glad you think like that. It's not when
• 48:18
  Speaker 1: they go in on Friday morning and remove that pinker
• 48:22
  Speaker 1: is out? Do you think that that that that they
• 48:27
  Speaker 1: could go in and get one of your kidneys because
• 48:30
  Speaker 1: I need one? Hold? Hold on, just met being up?
• 48:34
  Speaker 1: What do you say? What you say? See? See see
• 48:38
  Speaker 1: what else? I've been going through myself with a little ailment.
• 48:41
  Speaker 1: And and I'm wondering if if if I need a kidney,
• 48:44
  Speaker 1: and I'm wondering if you can give me one of
• 48:45
  Speaker 1: yours when they go in and get your pinker, they're
• 48:47
  Speaker 1: going already to have you open. Did you say you
• 48:50
  Speaker 1: wanted them to take one of my kidneys? Yeah, and
• 48:52
  Speaker 1: give it to me because I need one? You need
• 48:55
  Speaker 1: a kidney? Yeah? But what I mean you already gonna
• 48:58
  Speaker 1: be landing there open? Wait a minute, mister, you need
• 49:00
  Speaker 1: a kidney. I need help with my packers. You will
• 49:03
  Speaker 1: call me with black that man, this ain't no work
• 49:05
  Speaker 1: of the Lord. Now you say you're a deacon like
• 49:09
  Speaker 1: I said, Dickon Patterson my name, But see what I'm
• 49:11
  Speaker 1: asking you? What you an me? Man? Brother Cornell? What
• 49:16
  Speaker 1: harm is it? If you already open and laying on
• 49:18
  Speaker 1: the tea Oh, you ain't heard a damn thing I saying.
• 49:20
  Speaker 1: Have you? I said, I'll be bad. You're crazy as hell.
• 49:24
  Speaker 1: Now what I'm gonna have to do. I'm gonna need
• 49:26
  Speaker 1: to call the pastor because he's a going on here.
• 49:29
  Speaker 1: You say you knew you man a damn new mister.
• 49:32
  Speaker 1: Matter of fact, you too damn new to know who
• 49:34
  Speaker 1: you're talking to. What what? What I'm saying is you
• 49:36
  Speaker 1: have two k two like you said. You say they
• 49:38
  Speaker 1: did the Mr. You don't give up what I said
• 49:41
  Speaker 1: they did. Man, I got two kidneys. You got to
• 49:43
  Speaker 1: one of yours? Bad. That's your problem. Mister. Let me
• 49:46
  Speaker 1: tell you something. I'm trying to get well, and you
• 49:49
  Speaker 1: calling with this. You say you're a new deacon, you
• 49:51
  Speaker 1: damn show ills and you won't be at the church long.
• 49:54
  Speaker 1: I tell you that, because if I ever get close
• 49:56
  Speaker 1: to your sister, we got some rising to do. What
• 49:59
  Speaker 1: is it gonna hurt for you to give me one
• 50:00
  Speaker 1: of them kidnings? If both them? If both them kidneys
• 50:03
  Speaker 1: is good, it ain't gonna hit him. Think you ain't
• 50:05
  Speaker 1: getting my kidney? Man ain't gonna what's wrong with you? Say? Man?
• 50:09
  Speaker 1: All I'm saying is if you're gonna be oldmen laying
• 50:11
  Speaker 1: on the table. What is it gonna hurt me? Old man?
• 50:14
  Speaker 1: You're gonna kill I'm open laying on the damn table.
• 50:17
  Speaker 1: What count of a pray you in charge of? Mister?
• 50:20
  Speaker 1: Let me tell you something I was I need to
• 50:21
  Speaker 1: meet you for. I get to the hospital and now
• 50:23
  Speaker 1: I can hit out that damn bag getting to yours.
• 50:26
  Speaker 1: I can tell you that you're gonna feel a damn thing.
• 50:29
  Speaker 1: How about that? I'll be damned if you're gonna call
• 50:32
  Speaker 1: and talk to me out of one of my damn kidneness. Man,
• 50:34
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to live just like you. Try to let
• 50:37
  Speaker 1: the Lord take care of me, because what you're talking
• 50:38
  Speaker 1: about it ain't got a damn thing to do with Jesus.
• 50:40
  Speaker 1: You can kiss my and get off my phone, that's
• 50:43
  Speaker 1: what you can do. Can I say one more thing
• 50:45
  Speaker 1: to you? What is you listening to me? Man? And
• 50:48
  Speaker 1: to listen to you and you ain't talking about nothing
• 50:51
  Speaker 1: that's got nothing to do with what's going on with me. Mister,
• 50:54
  Speaker 1: you're running the game. If I could get to y'all
• 50:56
  Speaker 1: put lard in your what Can I just say one
• 50:59
  Speaker 1: more thing and then I gonna let you go as
• 51:00
  Speaker 1: you're listening for what this is, nephew timing from the
• 51:04
  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show. You just got pranked by your daughter.
• 51:11
  Speaker 1: Oh Lord, have him that girl. Lord have mercy. Lord
• 51:16
  Speaker 1: have much Jesus. And you are right, brother con man. Man,
• 51:21
  Speaker 1: you have made me use language that I swear I
• 51:23
  Speaker 1: don't know, but I heard my nighle's name using that.
• 51:25
  Speaker 1: Gotta stop the long time ago talking that away. Please
• 51:28
  Speaker 1: forgive me. God him whoa y'all. I'm gonna have to
• 51:33
  Speaker 1: lord him mercy. My heart is town painting him. Lord him, mercy, Jesus.
• 51:37
  Speaker 1: This ain't me, This ain't me. And you I'll tell
• 51:40
  Speaker 1: you what I enjoyed Steve Hardy And if you told me,
• 51:44
  Speaker 1: I do, Brother Commy, I gotta ask you one more thing, man,
• 51:47
  Speaker 1: what is the baddest I'm talking about the baddest radio
• 51:51
  Speaker 1: show in the land. It's gotta be It's gotta be y'all.
• 51:56
  Speaker 1: It's gotta be y'all here. I don't want even name
• 51:58
  Speaker 1: the name of it. Now, the Steve Steve Harbin Mortshow.
• 52:02
  Speaker 1: Lord happen us. I ain't gonna forget it now. Now
• 52:04
  Speaker 1: that's how you make a deacon. Just go left. Questions
• 52:07
  Speaker 1: but that's how you make a deacon just state lose
• 52:12
  Speaker 1: his mind? Why your mind? If they rich around around,
• 52:21
  Speaker 1: give me one of your kidneys because I need one.
• 52:26
  Speaker 1: Go out to Thomas wr mind, senior rich then please
• 52:29
  Speaker 1: that go out to my daddy. How about that? Yeah,
• 52:32
  Speaker 1: that's a good one. Every day Tommy every day had
• 52:37
  Speaker 1: me put it on, burn it on a CD for
• 52:39
  Speaker 1: he said, just burned that by the eight times and
• 52:41
  Speaker 1: just let that run. That reminds me of Steve's Oregon
• 52:46
  Speaker 1: don the joke when he gets to Heaven stuff. I'm
• 52:50
  Speaker 1: not donating anything. Hell, Le'm gonna get my eyes away
• 52:53
  Speaker 1: from working my whole life to see Jesus not best
• 52:56
  Speaker 1: how I gave you my eyes. I'm the only one
• 52:58
  Speaker 1: in heaven with a dog. All Right, we gotta go.
• 53:04
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• 53:07
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• 53:12
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  Speaker 1: Strawberry letter, Thank you nev. Subject my marriage is stable
• 53:42
  Speaker 1: but stale. Dear's Stephen Shirley. I have a testimony and
• 53:46
  Speaker 1: I need some solid advice. In the past, my husband
• 53:49
  Speaker 1: was a scam artist and I am an ex stripper
• 53:52
  Speaker 1: and call girl. We both got caught up and ended
• 53:55
  Speaker 1: up doing time, and our family took care of our children.
• 53:58
  Speaker 1: I got I got released from PRIs in first, and
• 54:01
  Speaker 1: I started to rebuild our lives. When he got out,
• 54:04
  Speaker 1: I put him through school. After that, I continued my
• 54:07
  Speaker 1: education and now we make decent money and have a
• 54:10
  Speaker 1: stable home life. My husband used to be a natural hustler,
• 54:14
  Speaker 1: but now he does not share my desire to work
• 54:17
  Speaker 1: hard and earn more money. Besides that, he has gained
• 54:20
  Speaker 1: one hundred pounds and has turned into a couch potato.
• 54:24
  Speaker 1: I am stuck being the dreamer, the planner, the motivator,
• 54:28
  Speaker 1: and the brains. But my problem gets deeper. The worst
• 54:31
  Speaker 1: part is our sex life. In the past, I was
• 54:34
  Speaker 1: used to getting gratification from multiple men, and now I'm
• 54:38
  Speaker 1: not getting my itch properly scratched. I could step out
• 54:41
  Speaker 1: and get great sex from other men. But I have
• 54:44
  Speaker 1: a conscience. I don't want to keep on being miserable
• 54:47
  Speaker 1: in this marriage with mediocre income and sex. I have
• 54:50
  Speaker 1: talked to my husband about the sex and he apologized
• 54:53
  Speaker 1: for not being able to satisfy me, and that was it.
• 54:56
  Speaker 1: So what am I supposed to do? Do I leave
• 54:59
  Speaker 1: and start over. We're taking the kids away from their
• 55:01
  Speaker 1: stable home with your father. Or should I go ahead
• 55:04
  Speaker 1: and cheat on my husband and stay in this stale marriage? Wow,
• 55:09
  Speaker 1: like a dude, I know I can. I can tell
• 55:13
  Speaker 1: your torn I think you know. But oh good, and
• 55:19
  Speaker 1: and I can't wait to hear yours. Thank you? Oh
• 55:26
  Speaker 1: oh oh, it sounds like you want to talk to her. Okay,
• 55:29
  Speaker 1: here we go. These are questions really only you can answer.
• 55:33
  Speaker 1: I mean, seriously, you've been in this marriage for a while.
• 55:36
  Speaker 1: You guys have a sordid pass, scam artist, U stripper
• 55:41
  Speaker 1: call girl all that, But um, you know you did,
• 55:44
  Speaker 1: you paid your dudes, you did your time, and now,
• 55:46
  Speaker 1: like you say, you're rebuilding your lives, which is a
• 55:49
  Speaker 1: good thing. Everyone deserves a second chance. Now you put
• 55:53
  Speaker 1: your husband through school so he has an education. There's
• 55:55
  Speaker 1: no excuse for him not working um and then you
• 55:58
  Speaker 1: continue to yours. You may decent money, now you have
• 56:01
  Speaker 1: a stable home life, but your husband sounds like he's
• 56:05
  Speaker 1: just not happy. This natural hustler in him. He's not happy.
• 56:09
  Speaker 1: So he gained a hundred pounds, he's turned into a
• 56:11
  Speaker 1: couch potato, and now the sex is horrible. You're saying again,
• 56:15
  Speaker 1: these are questions only you can answer. Should you leave him?
• 56:18
  Speaker 1: The question to you is what do you want? I mean, really,
• 56:21
  Speaker 1: what do you want? You can have what you want,
• 56:23
  Speaker 1: but you can't change anyone but yourself in this situation.
• 56:27
  Speaker 1: If you want to stay there, you got to deal
• 56:30
  Speaker 1: with trying to get your husband out of this funk,
• 56:33
  Speaker 1: or helping him get back on the right track. If
• 56:35
  Speaker 1: he's gained a hundred pounds, you know, start meal planning,
• 56:38
  Speaker 1: helping him do things like that, work out things like that,
• 56:41
  Speaker 1: find out what's going on with him, Go to the doctor,
• 56:44
  Speaker 1: why the weight game, talk to him about it. When
• 56:47
  Speaker 1: you did talk to him about it, you said he
• 56:49
  Speaker 1: just answered you or apologizing nothing happened. I say, that's
• 56:52
  Speaker 1: if you want to stay with him, if you love
• 56:54
  Speaker 1: him and all that, But if not, if you want
• 56:56
  Speaker 1: to walk, you know, that's what you're gonna have to do,
• 56:58
  Speaker 1: because it doesn't sound like he's interested in the marriage.
• 57:01
  Speaker 1: Only you can make this, make this change. If you
• 57:03
  Speaker 1: feel like your marriage is worth fighting for and you'll
• 57:06
  Speaker 1: have something after you fight, then you stay. If not,
• 57:09
  Speaker 1: you're gonna have to walk. Steve, I don't really want
• 57:13
  Speaker 1: to answer this now. My whole answer. I want to
• 57:18
  Speaker 1: take a whole other approach. A matter of fact, let
• 57:22
  Speaker 1: me just say, surely gave you the best advice you
• 57:25
  Speaker 1: can get. Now, let me just do what I want
• 57:27
  Speaker 1: to do. Just do it. You don't need permission. I
• 57:32
  Speaker 1: have a testimony. Testimonies are normally given in church. You've
• 57:37
  Speaker 1: bypassed the church part because y'all probably don't know where
• 57:41
  Speaker 1: the church at that because of their past. Well, in
• 57:46
  Speaker 1: the past, my husband was a scam artist. I'm an
• 57:50
  Speaker 1: ex stripper and a call girl. We both got caught
• 57:58
  Speaker 1: up and he ended up doing time, and I've family,
• 58:00
  Speaker 1: took care of our kids. I got released from prison,
• 58:03
  Speaker 1: first started to rebuild our lives. When he got out,
• 58:06
  Speaker 1: I put him through school. After that, I continue my
• 58:08
  Speaker 1: education and now we make decent money and have a
• 58:11
  Speaker 1: stable home life. That's good. People are allowed to make
• 58:15
  Speaker 1: mistakes and recover. Congratulations. My husband used to be a
• 58:19
  Speaker 1: natural hustler, but now he does not share my desire
• 58:22
  Speaker 1: to work hard and eary more money. Besides that, he
• 58:26
  Speaker 1: has gained one hundred pounds and turned into a couch potato.
• 58:30
  Speaker 1: All right, let's start him. The reason he didn't gain
• 58:35
  Speaker 1: this hundred pounds is because he stopped scamming. He was visy,
• 58:44
  Speaker 1: his hands was getting round, he was on his feet,
• 58:49
  Speaker 1: and it's hard to gain weight when you scared because
• 58:54
  Speaker 1: you don't squal as much food when he's scared, scamming
• 58:58
  Speaker 1: ass was on edge all day. He was just like
• 59:02
  Speaker 1: a little crackhead, just nervous man, slim in shape, fast talking.
• 59:11
  Speaker 1: Went to prison. He don't want to go back to prison.
• 59:13
  Speaker 1: So now he's gonna stayed his ass on that couch
• 59:15
  Speaker 1: and picked up a hundred. Now, Shirley, say get on
• 59:20
  Speaker 1: the meal plan. One hundred is too five, you know, here,
• 59:27
  Speaker 1: damn couch potato. He's a potato couch. He's a sack
• 59:32
  Speaker 1: of potatoes. He's a whole bunch of potatoes. He's one
• 59:36
  Speaker 1: fat ass breaked potato. Because he done. He's sitting on
• 59:42
  Speaker 1: that couch with that dry ass life. He don't know
• 59:44
  Speaker 1: what to do. Hell yeah, I used to be married
• 59:49
  Speaker 1: to a strip of n a call girl, and I
• 59:51
  Speaker 1: was a stone cold hustle. You set up here and
• 59:54
  Speaker 1: took as stupid ass to school, mess around, got a
• 59:59
  Speaker 1: damn education, and how we think some damn suburban people.
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 1: I don't want this. Where are my scams at life?
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 1: Suck it? Way more fun that we didn't hear punching
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 1: clocks going to work. Oh man, I'm eating picked up
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 1: a hunted Oh man. Now this lady say she's stuck
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 1: being the dream of the plan of the motivator and
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 1: the brains you left out, you to cook and you
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 1: the personal shopping. All right, Hold it right there, Steve,
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 1: Hold it right there. Well that part two of your
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 1: response at twenty three after the hour, right after this.
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 1: You're listening, all right, Steve, Come on, let's recap today's
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 1: strawberry letter, the subject my marriage is stable but stale. Yeah, stale,
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 1: because ain't nothing happening no more because of order to him,
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 1: the way he acted, he had a good life. He
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 1: just messed up and got caught, But that prison knocked
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 1: his ass down a little bit. He ain't trying to
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 1: go back in there so the player is safe. Can't
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 1: scam from this couch. My ass right here, come out
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 1: of here listening to the universe. When I went to school,
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 1: I should have been out scamming. I'm in nice school
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 1: trying to get it. Damn, g the hell I need
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 1: that for. I want the top scam artist in the country.
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 1: Now I'm just sitting there with my fat as. All
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 1: I do is eat baked potatoes. Now you wanna call
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 1: me a couch potator potato chips. No, I'm not really
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 1: trying to help him. But my problem gets deeper. The
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 1: worst part is our sex life. In the past, I
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 1: was used to getting ratification from multiple men. Damn that
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 1: sounds nasty, but okay though, and now I'm not getting
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 1: my itch properly scratch. Try not to call it edge. Yeah,
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 1: because you need multiple men and you start itching. That
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 1: ain't necessarily I know if I ever been with a
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 1: lot of women and I started itching, and I would
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 1: go down to the clinic. Yeah, because sometimes you ain't
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 1: got to get your itch scratch. You got to get
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 1: your itch taking care of immediately. Any some damn pendicella,
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 1: You better hope it's just an itche because they got something.
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 1: Now I ain't no pendicella fall, so now I'm dudia.
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 1: I didn't want to do this letter. The worst part
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 1: is our sex life. I couldn't step out and get
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 1: some great sex from other men. Well guess what you
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  Speaker 1: will be then? And though you're back to be in
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  Speaker 1: the car girl and the stripple. Yea, you don't want that, lady,
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  Speaker 1: don't do that, she said. But I have a conscious
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  Speaker 1: and that's good. I don't want to keep on being
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  Speaker 1: miserable in this marriage with mediocre income and sex. See,
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  Speaker 1: fat boy ain't what he used to be. Let's just
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  Speaker 1: break it down. Fat assert he got that hunted on it.
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  Speaker 1: But love making got to be stressful. His big ass
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  Speaker 1: over here ain't making no money in some side sex
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  Speaker 1: and now something got to have If you're gonna have
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  Speaker 1: sorry sex and leaders, let her go shopping. Yeah, at
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  Speaker 1: least let her go shot. What you can't do is
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 1: be sitting up in there complaining. And then when she
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  Speaker 1: asked you about the sex, your response is I'm sorry,
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  Speaker 1: right shelves side, but I ain't gonna do nothing about it.
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  Speaker 1: I got this extra hundred on me. What you want
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  Speaker 1: me to do? So I was not gonna be good
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  Speaker 1: with this letter. I knew it when I read it.
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  Speaker 1: Misible in this mediocre marriage with sex and income. I've
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  Speaker 1: talked to my husband about it. He apologize. So what
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  Speaker 1: am I supposed to do? Do I leave and start over,
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  Speaker 1: taking the kids away from the stable home and their father? No,
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  Speaker 1: don't do that. Don't do that? Or should I go
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  Speaker 1: ahead and cheat on my husband and stay in this
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  Speaker 1: stale man? Well, here's a suggestion that might be able
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  Speaker 1: to kill two birds with one stone. You could get
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  Speaker 1: your husband back off the couch by getting him back
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  Speaker 1: into the hustle game. That's when he went to jail. Now,
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 1: but this time he ain't hustling scamming. What do you do?
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  Speaker 1: He working with you to scratch your way. Let him
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  Speaker 1: go out and get to mean that you need to
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  Speaker 1: be satisfied, and then let him have a cut. Then
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  Speaker 1: he'll feel better like he back hustle, You get all
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  Speaker 1: that scratch at you out the way. You'll be back
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  Speaker 1: in business. But you have a conscious. But if he
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  Speaker 1: give you the permission to do what you could do it.
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  Speaker 1: I don't like this, I'm good with it, but they
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  Speaker 1: but the dude then gave up. Yes, a hundred pounds
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  Speaker 1: a lot. That is, that's a lot, farty, you make
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  Speaker 1: a comeback a hundred. But but where was she? Yeah
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  Speaker 1: when he gained the first twenty five or bad or
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  Speaker 1: thirty or fifty, Yeah, she was looking at him at fifty. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: do you get out of jail. You'd be ripped you. Yeah, wow,
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  Speaker 1: you ain't nothing to do in jail. Button lift weights.
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  Speaker 1: You ain't over eating it now it's not healthy right, Oh,
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  Speaker 1: they ain't got nothing healthy for you. It ain't no
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  Speaker 1: gluten free. You meant top rumming in the saint. You
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  Speaker 1: can't gain no weight over that man and not at
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  Speaker 1: home one. Yeah, I mean only these are questions only
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  Speaker 1: she can answer. She wants to stay. She's you know,
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  Speaker 1: do I leave and start over taking the kids away
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  Speaker 1: from the stable home with their father? I would say
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  Speaker 1: no to that? Or should I go ahead and cheat
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  Speaker 1: on my husband? And see? Her options is if I
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  Speaker 1: stay with him, because I said stay with him and
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 1: don't take the kids with him, they stay ble home.
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  Speaker 1: All her answers, If I stay with him, I'm gonna
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 1: have to cheat on him. Yeah, yeah, that's all that.
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 1: That's her response. So now I'm telling her include him
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 1: in the cheat. All right, we gotta go Slarner email
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  Speaker 1: Right after this. You're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show. Steve,
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  Speaker 1: please introduce Jay with He's gonna murder a hit here
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  Speaker 1: Jay Anthony Brown. It's not a murdered hit. It's an
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  Speaker 1: original song written by myself, Ralph Hawkins Junior and Reggie.
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  Speaker 1: It's dedicated out there for the holidays. All the number twos.
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  Speaker 1: This is for you. Hit it by by by Christmas
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  Speaker 1: is a season. Players have a bone, perfect time creeping.
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  Speaker 1: If you're a side piece of close terms of family
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  Speaker 1: shopping white be killed the mom, but I saved some
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  Speaker 1: money for myself to play Sadie seen a clowns might
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  Speaker 1: not like how I'm living My call be and don't
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  Speaker 1: blessing the moms who give you some help. They need
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  Speaker 1: a side peace and the cloths and looking that keep
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  Speaker 1: A clowns flowing wild. Enjoy your dinners. I'm here all
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  Speaker 1: week for you're so talented. iTunes and download that song
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  Speaker 1: for the boy can get some money. Style JA. That
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  Speaker 1: was very clean, gadding and all that. Yeah, you leave me,
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  Speaker 1: you move about, damn good. A rough number two side piece.
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  Speaker 1: We have to do a song, Steve. We got it.
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  Speaker 1: I'm telling you, Jay, go over there room the whole album,
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  Speaker 1: the whole album. Did you? Did you know Steve? He
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  Speaker 1: doesn't really like Christmas? You don't, he don't? He don't
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  Speaker 1: like none? Well he didn't. And what's up with the
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  Speaker 1: side piece? Yeah? Yeah, the holidays are really rough? The
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  Speaker 1: sad piece with the side piece rules, right, Timmy? Yes,
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  Speaker 1: but she's against side piece, y'all, y'all. Just you know, y'all, y'all, y'all,
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  Speaker 1: Carlos against it, her and Carla both all. I'm saying
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  Speaker 1: it is y'all are against number two. That's what I'm saying.
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  Speaker 1: Do you I ain't? I ain't, Judy, do you? In
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  Speaker 1: my life? I am? Yeah? But in your life, don't
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  Speaker 1: give us a rule. Yeah, I don't care for it. Well, um,
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  Speaker 1: Christmas is not your day. That's one of the rules.
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  Speaker 1: It's not stanksgiving, that's not yours. It's not don't expect it.
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  Speaker 1: Don't make a plate on what you're making a plate for.
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  Speaker 1: That plate is either two days old or two days earlier.
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  Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying that the same place I
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  Speaker 1: canno your kids get a group gift, you know, something
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  Speaker 1: like Operation Monopoly. Money can't be seen when my account
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 1: notice is quiet though nothing Who you bought a PlayStation for?
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  Speaker 1: We got one right? The detective work can get but
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  Speaker 1: I don't. I don't have that life no more, and
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 1: I don't have all times the shared Let's just start
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  Speaker 1: with the Christmas Day cannot happen yet, cannot you can get?
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  Speaker 1: The hours that you get is from twelve to four
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  Speaker 1: thirty on Christmas Eve, afternoons wherever in the afternoon to
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  Speaker 1: four thirty to be at the house prime time. You know,
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 1: you know, white Christmas can't come on and I ain't
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 1: sitting there. And believe me, when I come by the house,
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 1: I'm on my way from somewhere of going to somewhere,
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 1: which means I got to get back to the house. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: I'm going to immediately, immediately have all the egg knocked,
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  Speaker 1: food pits, everything. We gotta do this fast. Let me
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  Speaker 1: go say this. If I eat here or not, I'm
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 1: not gonna be able to eat over there later. I cook. No,
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  Speaker 1: I can't listen. I know you cooked, but I can't
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  Speaker 1: eat this. Okay, I know you want me to taste it.
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  Speaker 1: I can't do this right now. I gotta eat over
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  Speaker 1: there later. Steve question hit the highway. I'm throwing that
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  Speaker 1: plate with the love note ow it. Wow. So you
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  Speaker 1: said the time slot was what time? Well, p m
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  Speaker 1: to folk that p I just to get it the
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  Speaker 1: house for White Christmas work. She doesn't get home four
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  Speaker 1: or you know, treat it all. You got thirty minutes.
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  Speaker 1: You gotta give Being Clouds seeing that Being Cruder gotta
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  Speaker 1: kick here. Got to be there for that. I gotta
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 1: be sitting there, man, I gotta be rapping. I gotta
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 1: be roasting chestnuts in your ball and edge, and I
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 1: gotta help with that turkey. I can't put that sweater on.
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 1: I just can't do it. I can't put that sweat
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  Speaker 1: on it, and it don't fit. Ja. Here's another one.
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 1: You bet not take out picture. No ever dished that
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  Speaker 1: I was here, all right, I ain't ever surfaced. Guys.
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  Speaker 1: We'll have more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show, some
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 1: of these side piece rules when we come back right
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  Speaker 1: after this. You're listening show, Hi, Jay, this is something
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 1: you happen to, Steve. Steve, I wrote this for you.
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  Speaker 1: This is what happens is. This is a timeline, and
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  Speaker 1: the timeline means certain things happen at certain parts of
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  Speaker 1: the day. Henceforth the name the timeline. For example, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: for example, all right, it's around seven thirty p m.
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  Speaker 1: On a Sunday, Okay, on a Sunday when you decide
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  Speaker 1: to call your buddies and say, you know what, man,
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  Speaker 1: I'm not coming to work tomorrow. You don't stand what
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  Speaker 1: I'm saying. I see how the timeline though, it's time
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  Speaker 1: you got one st Yeah. I think it's about two
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  Speaker 1: am on a Saturday night, Okay, And I think that's
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  Speaker 1: about the time when you realize you probably ain't gonna
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  Speaker 1: make it to church. They've been on was just followed
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  Speaker 1: by Lord forgive men time me you got what you got?
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  Speaker 1: What I got it? It's I got no one It's
• 1:15:18
  Speaker 1: usually around one or two, right after lunch, when you
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 1: come to the conclusion that I'm not gonna do another
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  Speaker 1: damn thing. Just right about it? You laughter, learn. Let
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 1: you just say, okay, I got one. I got one.
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  Speaker 1: Come on. It happens around from two am three o'clock
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  Speaker 1: in the morning. Human drank you had two nice glasses
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  Speaker 1: of wine. You decide to call your egg met Hey,
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  Speaker 1: who is you? And that college speak to you know,
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  Speaker 1: damn when put her on the phone. I don't want
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  Speaker 1: to know what the hell you doing over there? Who
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  Speaker 1: is it? I said? It went out him to the phone,
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  Speaker 1: is me? Yeah? You know? Who to hell me is? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: What time? That time around from two thirty and maybe
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  Speaker 1: three o'clock is in the morning. You got yeah, I
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  Speaker 1: got one. It's usually about five old one when you've
• 1:16:37
  Speaker 1: just punched out to end your day. I think that's
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  Speaker 1: the moment when most people deside, I'm quick, that was
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  Speaker 1: my that was my last day. You just just get
• 1:16:55
  Speaker 1: to that point, I'm not you got you got one?
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  Speaker 1: All right? Yount went to the doctor's off. You din't
• 1:17:05
  Speaker 1: left work, went to the doctors right right, all right?
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 1: And you get back in your car after leaving the
• 1:17:10
  Speaker 1: doctor's office, and you know you're supposed to be headed
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  Speaker 1: back to work. And that's when it just hit you.
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  Speaker 1: Everybody three thirty right around there when you say, you
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  Speaker 1: know where I ain't going back. I ain't going not
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  Speaker 1: been there there a little time. I'll tell you another
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  Speaker 1: important timeline. It's normally about one thirty afternoon and checks
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  Speaker 1: and passed that you ain't got one, and you've been
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  Speaker 1: looking at that payroll all was the whole time. I'm
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  Speaker 1: going there and say something. They think they played, they
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  Speaker 1: got the wrong one. By the time when the police
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  Speaker 1: call about one thirty, when it turn it back. Your
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  Speaker 1: job starts at eight. You walk in and you sit
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  Speaker 1: at your cubicle and you lean back and you look
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  Speaker 1: down about folk cubicles and you go, I hate that health.
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  Speaker 1: Ain't one minute I got one of that one. It's
• 1:18:31
  Speaker 1: on Sunday. It's Sunday, and you watch maybe two or
• 1:18:33
  Speaker 1: three football game, maybe the last game is still on. Right,
• 1:18:36
  Speaker 1: you had dinner, you went out, had brunch. You know what,
• 1:18:40
  Speaker 1: I'm still hungry. Let's get a pizza. I know what's
• 1:18:48
  Speaker 1: set us a pizza for me? Up? The time? Is
• 1:18:53
  Speaker 1: that Jay? Seven? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, yeah, usually right, around
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  Speaker 1: two three o'clock, right after a big company meeting, and
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  Speaker 1: you go back to your death. You go back to
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  Speaker 1: your desk and start thinking yourself, I wonder who they'll
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  Speaker 1: put it in charge? If he got I wanted to
• 1:19:23
  Speaker 1: put put it in charge. This is the person clearly
• 1:19:28
  Speaker 1: doesn't like this job. There is one thing that happens
• 1:19:32
  Speaker 1: early in the morning. What's that, Junior? Probably about I
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  Speaker 1: say about nine. It's when you didn't already called somebody
• 1:19:40
  Speaker 1: then your family and say, hey, call up here and
• 1:19:42
  Speaker 1: tell him I got a family, and I'm trying to
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  Speaker 1: get out and may love to my wife and love mclock.
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  Speaker 1: Last night about twelve five is when I'm trying to
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  Speaker 1: actually tap on the shoulder because I want to do
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  Speaker 1: it again, you know, but I really didn't do a
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  Speaker 1: good presentation in the first time. I'm saying make up
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  Speaker 1: for something. I like it all right, one more to
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  Speaker 1: close it out. Come on, it's trouble clock. You would
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  Speaker 1: work right right your head out to lunch and you
• 1:20:33
  Speaker 1: come to the conclusion, Yeah, I don't see why lunch
• 1:20:37
  Speaker 1: ain't two hours. We love lunch, so we love lunch.
• 1:20:47
  Speaker 1: It should be. But I'm gonna see today now to Steve.
• 1:20:55
  Speaker 1: All right, more of this crazy ignorant show, Steve Harvey
• 1:20:59
  Speaker 1: Morning Show right after this, you're listening. And new study
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  Speaker 1: out of the University of Queensland Guys, Queensland, Australia, determined
• 1:21:10
  Speaker 1: that being in a relationship makes people fatter. Okay. The
• 1:21:16
  Speaker 1: study found that those were the long term partner weighed
• 1:21:19
  Speaker 1: on average twelve point seven pounds more than single people.
• 1:21:23
  Speaker 1: What what is and showed an average weight gain of
• 1:21:28
  Speaker 1: three point nine pounds per year. And it could be
• 1:21:31
  Speaker 1: that eating with someone leads people to eat larger portions
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  Speaker 1: and more calories. Or it could be that since they
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  Speaker 1: don't have, you know, they don't have to impress anyone,
• 1:21:42
  Speaker 1: couples just kind of let themselves go, Yeah, well that
• 1:21:47
  Speaker 1: ain't it. What's it? It's when you out there running them,
• 1:21:52
  Speaker 1: it's actually reduces calories trying to catch huh. Yeah, when
• 1:21:56
  Speaker 1: you out there, listen to what when you out there
• 1:21:59
  Speaker 1: running them? You running them, that's exercise, that's work. You
• 1:22:04
  Speaker 1: gotta get over here, you're back in here. Answer that
• 1:22:07
  Speaker 1: phone right quick, dive over and knock it off the table.
• 1:22:10
  Speaker 1: You gotta run down here, dry your car, hide it
• 1:22:13
  Speaker 1: in the bushes around the corner, walk back over to
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  Speaker 1: the house. Your weight gonna stay down. Excuse me? Diving
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  Speaker 1: over the table, Yeah, running the ive, dove over a
• 1:22:26
  Speaker 1: table to answer that phone. Oh, go to get this phone.
• 1:22:32
  Speaker 1: So you can't be thicker. You can't be You're constantly
• 1:22:36
  Speaker 1: looking at the windows and who might show up. You
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  Speaker 1: don't know. You may plan you you're nervous and you
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  Speaker 1: had to have You can't have company over. You don't
• 1:22:47
  Speaker 1: know we're gonna come over. Yeah, stress and you lie.
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  Speaker 1: You can't eat on the table because you gotta keep
• 1:22:56
  Speaker 1: your mouth for that. And I got nines to I
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  Speaker 1: can't be sitting up in here eating and you gotta
• 1:23:02
  Speaker 1: remember them. You can't eat. You can't eat. You gotta
• 1:23:06
  Speaker 1: go over that and eat with that person. Run over
• 1:23:10
  Speaker 1: that man. You can't lie and eat at the same time.
• 1:23:14
  Speaker 1: It's too much. That's why single people are tremble. It's possible, though.
• 1:23:20
  Speaker 1: You can't lie and eat. Out't done it out of time.
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  Speaker 1: You can do it. It's doable. All this stuff that
• 1:23:25
  Speaker 1: y'all running from, I run to it. Don't don't. Don't
• 1:23:31
  Speaker 1: accept this that you can't do. Take the challenge, man,
• 1:23:34
  Speaker 1: know what you're doing. Take your take your phone at night,
• 1:23:37
  Speaker 1: put it in your draws, and you ask you this,
• 1:23:40
  Speaker 1: Do you go back to the house and get your phone? Hey?
• 1:23:42
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, and run over eight cars trying to get there?
• 1:23:46
  Speaker 1: So wait, what are you saying? So you're on your
• 1:23:48
  Speaker 1: way to work? Yeah? Yeah, you halfway to work. Yeah,
• 1:23:51
  Speaker 1: you discover you left your phone. You gotta get that phone.
• 1:23:54
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna be late. You gotta get that phone. I
• 1:23:56
  Speaker 1: might get fine, And whoever you work for will understand. Yeah, White,
• 1:24:00
  Speaker 1: hold on, let's let's ask. Let's ask the boss. Is
• 1:24:04
  Speaker 1: this true? Boss? Oh, we don't. We don't understand. We
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  Speaker 1: don't understand. What. Oh we know what's going home? But
• 1:24:12
  Speaker 1: you have left your fault. Just say it again, what, Dave?
• 1:24:20
  Speaker 1: You have left your phone? Everything? Dave? Oh you should
• 1:24:27
  Speaker 1: have heard act like you go back home to hell. Bro,
• 1:24:40
  Speaker 1: don't worry. Steve was just calm. Everybody worried about Timmy.
• 1:24:44
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, we ever heard from Timmy? Y'all stop
• 1:24:48
  Speaker 1: all this, Dave. Something could have happened to him. I'm
• 1:24:51
  Speaker 1: gonna call his girlfriend. Don't do that. Same thing happened
• 1:24:56
  Speaker 1: recently with Jay. Yeah, never call anybody's girl. That's where
• 1:25:01
  Speaker 1: Jay got here. Monica was crying. Jay. Y'all, y'all, you
• 1:25:08
  Speaker 1: weren't worried at all. No, No, you're listening to show.
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  Speaker 1: A Florida child who went out for a bite to
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  Speaker 1: eat ended up getting a bite of another kind when
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  Speaker 1: a monkey took a chunk out of his thumb on
• 1:25:23
  Speaker 1: a restaurant patio. The monkey's owner, Mary and Richard Van Houghton,
• 1:25:28
  Speaker 1: brought Jojo to their neighborhood Corrabba's Grill on Monday. But instead,
• 1:25:34
  Speaker 1: but instead of settling for a nice banana cream pie,
• 1:25:39
  Speaker 1: the monkey decided it wanted some finger food. Oh really,
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  Speaker 1: it got off, it's a leash, chomped a piece of
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  Speaker 1: the boy's thumb. That's crazy. According to the Florida Wildlife Commission, Jojo,
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  Speaker 1: the monkey, who was a regular at the restaurant, was playing. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: it was playing calmly with the eight year old when
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  Speaker 1: something startled him and he bit down, breaking the skin.
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  Speaker 1: The owners of Carrabas they would no longer allow monkeys
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  Speaker 1: on their path. Absolutely no. If you biding boys fingers, Jojo,
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  Speaker 1: you got to go. Joe, Joe, Joe. Joe's a regular though, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I storry him that he bit the little boy's finger.
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  Speaker 1: Though his thumb. I wonder what startled him. Yeah, don't
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  Speaker 1: tell him. Yeah, where's the restaurant that lets some money? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: I mean, I know in LA people can bring their
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  Speaker 1: dogs and you know, in the restaurants and everything. But
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  Speaker 1: I've never heard of a monkey ever. And I don't
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  Speaker 1: want anybody in LA to hear this story. They might
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  Speaker 1: change the laws in LA. I know it was Michael Jackson,
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  Speaker 1: the head a monkey nobody else had, uh, But I
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  Speaker 1: don't know that he took Bubbles to restaurants. He took bubbles.
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  Speaker 1: Steve is the one that knows. Did he take Bubba's places? No,
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  Speaker 1: he took Bubba somewhere out in public one time. Bubbles.
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  Speaker 1: That for you wait what he wasn't used to know about?
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  Speaker 1: Uh huh. You've seen pictures with Mike with that monkey
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  Speaker 1: out with the little suit on, dressed like hey Tom,
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  Speaker 1: he did take Timmy. You remember, get y'all him clothes? Yeah? Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: then we're Bubble's clothes. You got any clothes? Time to
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  Speaker 1: stop it. I'm gonna put a stop this jay Wait
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  Speaker 1: a minute. But coming from a monkey, for they that's
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  Speaker 1: why I hear eggs, that's why allergic and put them
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  Speaker 1: on that's what made the pans be short enough for you. Wow,
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  Speaker 1: if you kept that little jacket, didn't you? Because he
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  Speaker 1: didn't know he had a bubble jacket. I remember saying
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  Speaker 1: to myself, you don't need one person. But I hosted
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  Speaker 1: a fly. It's a different look for Tommy. But remember,
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  Speaker 1: I'm not gonna sit here and take all these jokes.
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna move over there, Tommy. I'm team Tommy. Damn it.
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  Speaker 1: Did he really get you clothes from bubbles? Didn't really
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  Speaker 1: get out of you clothes from bubbles. You ain't to
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  Speaker 1: look back at your outfit first, you did, I had
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  Speaker 1: a bubble suit on. All right, thank you guys. Coming
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  Speaker 1: up next is Steve with today's closing remarks. Right after this,
• 1:29:09
  Speaker 1: you're listening, all right, guys, here we go, last break
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  Speaker 1: of the day. It's been a good day, Steve. Teach
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  Speaker 1: us something on the way out. Steve. Well, you know, um,
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  Speaker 1: I think the one thing that one of the other
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  Speaker 1: things that I picked up when I was on my
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  Speaker 1: vacation this summer, and one of the things that was
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  Speaker 1: a great take way for me was how to create
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  Speaker 1: value in my life. I mean, look, we all want
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  Speaker 1: to have a life that's worth something. We all want
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  Speaker 1: to be able to reap the benefits of our labor.
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  Speaker 1: We all want to show increase as we get older.
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  Speaker 1: We all want to read higher, save money. We all
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  Speaker 1: want to hit the big lick. We all want to
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  Speaker 1: get make it. We all want to somehow get over.
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  Speaker 1: We all want to live our best life. So how
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  Speaker 1: do we create the most value? Well, two things that
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  Speaker 1: you have to contend with when you're talking about quality
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  Speaker 1: of life and value. That's your health and your time.
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  Speaker 1: Your health in your time are two of the most
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  Speaker 1: important commodities that you have, because if you're out of
• 1:30:36
  Speaker 1: either one of those, you are in a world of trouble.
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  Speaker 1: You can't be out of time, you're dead, and you
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  Speaker 1: can't be out of health you're sick. And when you
• 1:30:47
  Speaker 1: really out of health, it's tough, man. It is tough
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  Speaker 1: for people who aren't healthy. Most people I know with
• 1:30:53
  Speaker 1: money were trade and all their money if they could
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  Speaker 1: be healthy again. So health in time. So how do
• 1:30:59
  Speaker 1: you create the most value? Well, take care of both
• 1:31:02
  Speaker 1: of those things right there. If you take care of
• 1:31:07
  Speaker 1: your health and you become an expert at time management,
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  Speaker 1: I can't even tell you the value that you've increased
• 1:31:14
  Speaker 1: in your life. And this is something where you don't
• 1:31:17
  Speaker 1: need help from anybody else. You can do all this yourself,
• 1:31:20
  Speaker 1: starting right now. You can actually eat better and start
• 1:31:26
  Speaker 1: to feel better. You can actually cut out a lot
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  Speaker 1: of crap in your day and have more times for
• 1:31:34
  Speaker 1: more things that's important to you. I mean, man, I'm
• 1:31:39
  Speaker 1: on this kick right now, really really trying to get
• 1:31:41
  Speaker 1: myself healthy on the inside, and I'm encouraging people. Look,
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  Speaker 1: you don't let old aid age just come and walk
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  Speaker 1: you out of here. You got to get in a
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  Speaker 1: fight with it. Don't just sit down and rust away.
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  Speaker 1: You know, if you don't move something, what you don't use,
• 1:31:57
  Speaker 1: you lose. So if you're not moving your body, you
• 1:32:01
  Speaker 1: lose the ability to move your body. That's just common sense.
• 1:32:05
  Speaker 1: Get up, take a walk, Introduce some greens into your diet. Man,
• 1:32:12
  Speaker 1: eat smarter, stop so much process food. Nobody's gonna eat perfect,
• 1:32:17
  Speaker 1: but at least try to increase your health. It'll make
• 1:32:20
  Speaker 1: you feel better. The quality of life that you have
• 1:32:22
  Speaker 1: would be better. Secondly, eradicate everything in your data is
• 1:32:29
  Speaker 1: a waste of time. If you are doing something that's
• 1:32:32
  Speaker 1: not making you better, feel better, and your life better,
• 1:32:39
  Speaker 1: why are you doing it? Why are you doing it? Really? Man?
• 1:32:45
  Speaker 1: When you do something, it should be to progress yourself,
• 1:32:50
  Speaker 1: even if it means turning around helping somebody that is
• 1:32:52
  Speaker 1: less fortunate. Do you know the blessing that you send
• 1:32:55
  Speaker 1: your way by helping the least of these, the less fortunate?
• 1:33:00
  Speaker 1: You know God pays you for that. Even if you
• 1:33:05
  Speaker 1: just cut out the people in your life that are negative,
• 1:33:08
  Speaker 1: cut them out your life and replace them with positive people. Hello,
• 1:33:12
  Speaker 1: I got news, so you don't even have to replace them.
• 1:33:14
  Speaker 1: Just cut them out man, where you can have a
• 1:33:18
  Speaker 1: solid thought yourself. It's horrible when you got certain people.
• 1:33:22
  Speaker 1: They call you and all they do is call you
• 1:33:23
  Speaker 1: with bad news. They got nothing positive to say. Ever,
• 1:33:27
  Speaker 1: they just always on some negative tip and then next
• 1:33:30
  Speaker 1: thing you know, it's bleeding over in your day. Your
• 1:33:32
  Speaker 1: day was fine until you took that call. Get those
• 1:33:36
  Speaker 1: people out of your circle, get them away from you.
• 1:33:40
  Speaker 1: It's okay. I say this over and over and over,
• 1:33:43
  Speaker 1: but I can't tell you how many toxic relationships are
• 1:33:46
  Speaker 1: in your life. That's making your life toxic. And you
• 1:33:49
  Speaker 1: sitting up in here and don't understand why you sick.
• 1:33:54
  Speaker 1: You got too many toxic people around you. I have them.
• 1:33:59
  Speaker 1: I used to have a lot more I think I've
• 1:34:04
  Speaker 1: gotten rid of all of them. I had a company
• 1:34:06
  Speaker 1: meeting the other day and something flat up and I
• 1:34:09
  Speaker 1: squashed it right away, So maybe that'll keep that from spreading.
• 1:34:13
  Speaker 1: But if it don't, I know who it is. And
• 1:34:16
  Speaker 1: I just don't like toxic relationships around me anymore. I
• 1:34:20
  Speaker 1: just decided that I don't have the time to walk
• 1:34:23
  Speaker 1: you through life on how to be and you ain't
• 1:34:26
  Speaker 1: really trying to be no better your damn so so
• 1:34:29
  Speaker 1: why am I wasting my time with you? Remove toxic
• 1:34:32
  Speaker 1: people out your life, toxic relationships, get out of any
• 1:34:36
  Speaker 1: toxic situation because all it's doing is making you sick.
• 1:34:41
  Speaker 1: So if you manage your time better and you take
• 1:34:43
  Speaker 1: care of your health, those are two things that you
• 1:34:45
  Speaker 1: could do immediately to start changing your life. I mean
• 1:34:50
  Speaker 1: you can do this. You can go online. You can
• 1:34:53
  Speaker 1: go online. You can go plant base for a little while.
• 1:34:56
  Speaker 1: You can cut out processed foods for a little while.
• 1:34:59
  Speaker 1: You could just cut i'll sugar for a little while.
• 1:35:01
  Speaker 1: Take it step by step and see if you don't
• 1:35:04
  Speaker 1: feel better. If that makes you feel better, implement more
• 1:35:08
  Speaker 1: that in your life and watch what happens when you
• 1:35:10
  Speaker 1: get rid of stop talking to toxic people. You have
• 1:35:13
  Speaker 1: a lot more thoughts in your day that belong to
• 1:35:16
  Speaker 1: you which could be placed in a positive direction. It's simple,
• 1:35:21
  Speaker 1: but it's hard. Honestly, those are my thing. Wow, drop
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