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4th Aftermath, Personality VS Looks, Mamas House, Somebody Snitched and more. · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Today show is pre recorded.
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  Speaker 2: Y'all know what time y'all don't know y'all.
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  Speaker 3: All at all.
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  Speaker 5: Listening to.
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  Speaker 2: Show. I don't joy joy the shore. You gotta use.
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  Speaker 4: You love, you.
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  Speaker 2: Gotta turn.
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  Speaker 6: You have to turn the mouth, the turn you probably
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  Speaker 6: got to turn mouth, turn out water the water.
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  Speaker 4: Looking.
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  Speaker 2: Come come on, you'll think, uh huh, I sure will.
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  Speaker 7: Good morning everybody, y'all listening to the voice, Come on,
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  Speaker 7: dig me now, One and only.
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  Speaker 2: Steve Harvey man oh man, got a radio show. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: I do.
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  Speaker 7: God so big to me, man, I just have to
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  Speaker 7: tell you about it. I can't help it. It's rather
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  Speaker 7: obvious to me how big, how good God is. He's
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  Speaker 7: absolutely tremendous. He's off the chain. He owned one, he'd
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  Speaker 7: be clowning, he'd be just showing out.
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  Speaker 4: Man.
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  Speaker 7: I'm just over here, just on the receiving end. You know,
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  Speaker 7: if you're out there, start your mission today, Start your
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  Speaker 7: mission today? What are you waiting for? Why do we
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  Speaker 7: as people delay what we want or delay the process
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  Speaker 7: to begin what we want on our hopes, our dreams,
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  Speaker 7: our desires. Why won't you start your mission today? Why
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  Speaker 7: don't we all decide together that just individually. Look you listening.
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  Speaker 7: You got something that you've been dreaming about. You got
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  Speaker 7: an ambition of yours that's not yet fulfilled. You got
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  Speaker 7: goals you haven't accomplished yet. Everybody has them. Everybody's got them.
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  Speaker 7: Everybody's got something that's on the table that they haven't
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  Speaker 7: yet attacked yet. What are you waiting for? Start your
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  Speaker 7: mission today? Stop the procrastination. Now, the procrastination is only
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  Speaker 7: hurting you yourself. If you got a goal of aspiration
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  Speaker 7: to dream and you fall off track momentarily, you can
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  Speaker 7: get back to that because God knows where you left off.
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  Speaker 2: Now.
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  Speaker 7: You may have to accomplish a few more things since
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  Speaker 7: you stopped for a long period of time, but God
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  Speaker 7: know where you left off. You can get back on track. Look, man,
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  Speaker 7: this dream of being on TV since I was a kid,
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  Speaker 7: and it got off track. Now it got off track.
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  Speaker 7: I just kept it as one of the dreams, and
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  Speaker 7: in some real dog moments when it looked like it
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  Speaker 7: wasn't gonna happen, all I was hanging on to was
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  Speaker 7: just the hope that one day it could. But that's
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  Speaker 7: what faith is really about. Faith is the belief in
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  Speaker 7: things that you cannot see but faith gives you the confidence.
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  Speaker 2: To keep hoping.
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  Speaker 7: Man. Sometimes it just keep hope alive. Sometimes you heard
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  Speaker 7: Jesse Jackson say it, just keep hope alive. Sometimes, man,
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  Speaker 7: it's just the hope. I was hanging on a hope.
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  Speaker 7: And I'm talking about when it got real ugly and
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  Speaker 7: funky out there for me, when it looked like I
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  Speaker 7: wasn't gonna ever make it, and all of the facts
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  Speaker 7: was in and everything pointed in the direction you not
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  Speaker 7: gonna make it. You done really messed up this time.
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  Speaker 7: Then I sat there and I just hung on to
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  Speaker 7: the hope. But man, that's what I'm saying. If you
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  Speaker 7: got a dream on aspiration or vision or something, when
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  Speaker 7: you fall off track and you want to go get
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  Speaker 7: back in line, God holds your place.
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  Speaker 2: See. He held on to that for me.
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  Speaker 7: He knew I was off tracking, out of line, but
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  Speaker 7: he said, Okay, here's where we stopped. You want to
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  Speaker 7: be on TV. Now, when you get it together and
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  Speaker 7: you quit tripping and you come and your turn to me,
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  Speaker 7: I'm gonna hold your place, put you back in line.
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  Speaker 7: Then we're gonna finish the journey that took me a
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  Speaker 7: lot longer to get here than I wanted to, but
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  Speaker 7: then it was necessary because I needed all of them
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  Speaker 7: mishaps to happen to me along the way. So when
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  Speaker 7: I got on the radio one day, which I did
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  Speaker 7: not see coming, Steve Harvey got a radio show, y'all.
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  Speaker 7: That's why I say it every day. See, because of
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  Speaker 7: this radio show that I didn't see coming. Now I
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  Speaker 7: have stories to tell, I got experiences to share, and
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  Speaker 7: I can tell you about me better I can tell
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  Speaker 7: you about anybody. And I done been through enough whereas relatable,
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  Speaker 7: where enough people can go. Man, that happened to me.
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  Speaker 7: Appreciate you saying that that's what it was for. See,
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  Speaker 7: I get it now. See at the time, no, I
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  Speaker 7: didn't like what was happening to me. At the time,
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  Speaker 7: I was really in total disagreement with God on a
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  Speaker 7: lot of stuff He was pulling off on me, But
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  Speaker 7: in essence, I was really pulling it off on myself.
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  Speaker 7: But through his grace and mercy, he kept me through
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  Speaker 7: all of my mistakes, all my bad decisions, all my miscalculations,
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  Speaker 7: all my misfires, all the times I knowingly stepped out
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  Speaker 7: there and did wrong. He forgave me, he said, because man,
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  Speaker 7: if you ever come to me. I have a plan
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  Speaker 7: for you that is going to be far and above.
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  Speaker 7: It will supersede everything you've ever dreamed of. That's what
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  Speaker 7: I did. I just got sick of me, good and
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  Speaker 7: sick of me, and I turned it over to God.
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  Speaker 7: And then God started working and here I am today.
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  Speaker 7: Now he threw it me Yet Nope, I have jet Nope.
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  Speaker 7: But guess what the journey is cool?
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  Speaker 4: You know.
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  Speaker 7: It's like I was talking to this young brother the
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  Speaker 7: other day about comedy. He's a really good stand up.
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  Speaker 7: You know, this young dude is really good. He said, Man,
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  Speaker 7: what is this I feel every night before I go
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  Speaker 7: on stage. I don't know what it is. I just
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  Speaker 7: want it off me, I said, sir, listen to me,
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  Speaker 7: you young dude. This thing that climbs on my back
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  Speaker 7: every night before I go on stage. I don't know
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  Speaker 7: what it is. It's got something to do with pressure,
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  Speaker 7: It's got something to do with anticipation. It's got a
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  Speaker 7: whole lot to do with the fear of falling. He said,
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  Speaker 7: what you mean by that? I said, every night I
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  Speaker 7: walk out on stage, it's like I'm about to go
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  Speaker 7: and step off of cliff. I say, it's a sickening feeling.
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  Speaker 7: He said, man, but you do so well. I said,
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  Speaker 7: that's because the parachute opens. I say, but I want
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  Speaker 7: you to understand something. When I first walk out there,
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  Speaker 7: it's just stepping off the cliff. Now, these yoaks provide
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  Speaker 7: a parachute which slows my descent when I jump off
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  Speaker 7: the cliff, and I turned it into a glide. And
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  Speaker 7: then I take the audience this way, and I swung
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  Speaker 7: them back over to that way. We might swing out
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  Speaker 7: to the Colorado Rockies. We may go down to Miami
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  Speaker 7: with this joke. We may take it on out to
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  Speaker 7: LA and I just swing back and forth till I
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  Speaker 7: land softly. The crowd cheers. The night is over with,
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  Speaker 7: I said, but it's been too many nights though. When
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  Speaker 7: I walked off that cliff and I pulled the cord
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  Speaker 7: and the parachute didn't open, I said, Now I'm just
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  Speaker 7: free falling out there for thirty minutes. Ain't no jokes working,
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  Speaker 7: Ain't the parachute didn't open? I said, so see, that's
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  Speaker 7: what it's like for me. And then you know what
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  Speaker 7: I found out. If you done walked off the cliff
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  Speaker 7: in life, and you ain't got no guard in your life,
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  Speaker 7: It's like not having a parachute. You step off the
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  Speaker 7: cliff and you just free falling. Now see we all
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  Speaker 7: now that fog gets you closer to the grave, right,
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  Speaker 7: We all heading to the grave from the moment we're born.
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  Speaker 7: But the cool thing about a relationship with God is
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  Speaker 7: when you step off the cliff and you got God
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  Speaker 7: here a parachute. You still going down, but it's a
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  Speaker 7: nice ride, and God just helps your descent appear more
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  Speaker 7: like a rise and more like a euphoric fall, instead
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  Speaker 7: of not having no God in your life and you
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  Speaker 7: just walking off that cliff every day, free falling.
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  Speaker 2: Ain't got no cord, you.
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  Speaker 7: Steady pulling, you hollering the whole way because you to
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  Speaker 7: mess around with yourself, and ain't let God come into
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  Speaker 7: your life and provide.
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  Speaker 2: A parachute for you.
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  Speaker 7: I would rather have a parachute since I got to
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  Speaker 7: jump every day than to not have one. God has
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  Speaker 7: been like a parachute for me. Ask me where that
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  Speaker 7: came from. I can't tell you. But like I always say,
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  Speaker 7: most good things that happen in my life that I
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  Speaker 7: can't explain is usually him.
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  Speaker 1: You're listening.
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  Speaker 2: Morning show, ladies and gentlemen, let me. Have your attention. Please.
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  Speaker 7: What I'm about to do is start something. And it's
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  Speaker 7: called the Morning Show. We invite you to get with it.
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  Speaker 2: Be about it.
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  Speaker 7: Uh and come on yeah cause we cause I'm gonna
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  Speaker 7: tell you right now. We're good as gone. Yeah, so
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  Speaker 7: you know I'm just telling you. Come on, I wake
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  Speaker 7: up on ready set. Here we are, ladies and gentlemen.
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  Speaker 7: Steve Hally Morning Show.
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  Speaker 1: Sure's trouble, happy Friday, Ready set, Steve Harvey, good morning.
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  Speaker 2: Damn must be calling for them. Thank you, Steve.
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  Speaker 6: Never mad on a Friday, Never though the maid.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, Junior Gold like I beat Timmy.
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  Speaker 7: I'll be damn about that up. I thought you was
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  Speaker 7: gonna bringing up the other day we was talking about
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  Speaker 7: race and I got scared.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 7: Well, well well Jay Anthony Brown, he's after a full
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  Speaker 7: week of work.
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  Speaker 3: It's great to see a Friday. Thank you, Jesus.
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  Speaker 8: Starting, Well, it's Friday, Steven and nephew Tommy.
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  Speaker 7: You gotta let him speak to me, sure, Jesus. Hey, hey, hey,
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  Speaker 7: hey Tommy man, and she ain't sick because you know
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  Speaker 7: what happened is he'll caught you out. Doctor, you'll be
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  Speaker 7: out doctor.
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  Speaker 4: He was.
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  Speaker 2: He was a wonderful person working with him.
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  Speaker 3: His ways.
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  Speaker 1: Sorry, nephew, what's going on?
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  Speaker 4: You killed?
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  Speaker 2: What's Shirley has killed four people?
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  Speaker 1: On here we go?
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  Speaker 9: He ain't lying, so I'm a murderer.
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  Speaker 1: What are you saying?
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  Speaker 4: Well?
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  Speaker 3: You you, you are on the phone.
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  Speaker 2: You're an accessory. Surely if you was a rapper doing
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  Speaker 2: a rap battle.
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  Speaker 4: You the one.
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  Speaker 1: Killing people?
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  Speaker 2: Oh god, yeah, slaying.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, it was an oversight, sit up Tommy.
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  Speaker 2: What oh wow? Oversight Wow, I see what we're going.
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  Speaker 10: You're throwing hooks out man, he oversight, sit up, timming.
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  Speaker 1: So anyway, I was always saying, Steve, it's Friday, what's up?
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  Speaker 2: I do radio show? After this, I'm gonna go hear
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  Speaker 2: some golf balls.
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  Speaker 1: And you're still taking lessons?
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  Speaker 2: Well, everybody, I still taking time. They had a coach
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  Speaker 2: and he was a greater.
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  Speaker 1: What you don't just get it one day? It clicks
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  Speaker 1: and you don't need Okay.
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  Speaker 2: We gotta know that, all right, just like a click click.
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  Speaker 1: Coming up in thirty two minutes after the hour, we
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  Speaker 1: will hear from the nephew. Right after this, you're listening
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  Speaker 1: morning show, all right, and it's time now to start
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  Speaker 1: your morning off with the nephew and run that brank
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  Speaker 1: back what you got for his nep hooking up.
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  Speaker 11: At the daycare at Doubt. Hello, Hello, I'm trying to uh,
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  Speaker 11: I'm trying to reach Freda.
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  Speaker 2: This is Frea and you don't know me. My name
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  Speaker 2: is Line liney. I know I wanted to call you.
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  Speaker 11: I've been looking for trying to get your phone number
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  Speaker 11: actually for like about the last about two weeks.
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  Speaker 5: Now what do you do my number?
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  Speaker 4: Four? Baby?
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  Speaker 12: Can you get on with it because I'm on lunch breaking.
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  Speaker 5: Front her and meet my lunch and.
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  Speaker 2: I need to come on with Okay, now is your
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  Speaker 2: your husband is uh?
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  Speaker 12: What is your name again?
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  Speaker 2: My name is Line Line?
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  Speaker 12: Okay, and you asking about my husband? Now what about? Yes,
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  Speaker 12: that's my husband.
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  Speaker 4: See.
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  Speaker 11: The problem I'm having, Miss Freedom, is that I look
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  Speaker 11: through my wife cell phone about two three weeks ago,
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  Speaker 11: and I found out that this actual phone number belown
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  Speaker 11: to your husband name, and he been text message in
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  Speaker 11: her a right.
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  Speaker 1: Down, stop stop stop wait a minute, because.
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  Speaker 11: But see let me finish though he been text message
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  Speaker 11: in her different uh, text message and stuff about he
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  Speaker 11: want to meet up with her, and and how she
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  Speaker 11: looked the other day, and stuff like this here, but
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  Speaker 11: then but then even worse than this here, is he
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  Speaker 11: you know done, send some some some pictures of himself
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  Speaker 11: some some naked pictures on the on the.
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  Speaker 6: On on the cell phone back.
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  Speaker 12: Please no, no, sir, not, I know not because if anything,
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  Speaker 12: if he's texting anybody needs to be an employer about
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  Speaker 12: a job. I know you're not saying to me, who
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  Speaker 12: who is your wife? What's your name again?
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  Speaker 5: What's your name mean?
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  Speaker 2: My name is Linne and my my my wife name
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  Speaker 2: is My wife name is.
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  Speaker 1: Denise, Denise, Denise, Denise.
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  Speaker 12: They ain't registered with me. We pretty much have an
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  Speaker 12: opera relationship where we kind of communicate and I don't
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  Speaker 12: know noth about no Denise.
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  Speaker 11: Yeah, okay, do do your husband's last fold digits on
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  Speaker 11: his phone is sixty eight twenty two.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, that would be the last for digit.
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  Speaker 2: Okay. See know what I'm saying, ma'am. I'm not trying
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  Speaker 2: to call you, you know.
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  Speaker 11: I mean, I'm disappointed in my wife because of these
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  Speaker 11: text messages and in these pictures and stuff. You know,
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  Speaker 11: I'm I'm the one. That's why I say, Okay, I
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  Speaker 11: need to call this man wife right here and see
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  Speaker 11: what you know, do she even know it.
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  Speaker 12: I need you to write a minute back up and
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  Speaker 12: be quiet for me to look here. Okay, Denise, you're lining, Okay.
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  Speaker 5: Where they're supposed to have a minute? What you know
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  Speaker 5: because we used to go everywhere age when we go on,
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  Speaker 5: first of all, the don't work.
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  Speaker 12: Let's go there.
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  Speaker 5: He does not work?
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  Speaker 2: Okay, So I.
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  Speaker 5: Don't know where it is when he got.
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  Speaker 12: When he generally when he leaves the house went together.
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  Speaker 5: Where did they meet?
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  Speaker 4: How?
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  Speaker 5: How did they meet two weeks ago?
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  Speaker 12: You say, because oh I'm listening.
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  Speaker 11: To you now, you got don't I don't know if
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  Speaker 11: they meant two weeks ago. I'm just I just found
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  Speaker 11: him in the cell phone two weeks ago. That's what
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  Speaker 11: I'm saying.
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  Speaker 4: Now.
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  Speaker 11: You say, if you're saying he don't work, then evidently
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  Speaker 11: it must be doing the day while you gone or
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  Speaker 11: something I don't do.
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  Speaker 2: I mean you you say you on your lunch break
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  Speaker 2: right now?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah? Uh huh? And where is your wife right now?
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  Speaker 4: Wait?
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  Speaker 5: Do you know where your wife feels right now?
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  Speaker 4: Uh?
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  Speaker 2: Well, she supposed to be at work right now.
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  Speaker 12: And you know what, I just kind of he told
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  Speaker 12: me he was gonna get in the tube. And when
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  Speaker 12: I came back the tacond round he used it. Okay, yeah, okay,
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  Speaker 12: if I ain't have to go back in this hospital,
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  Speaker 12: the baby baby baby.
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  Speaker 5: See, yeah, where is your wife? I need you to
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  Speaker 5: get to we need to sew your wife field.
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  Speaker 11: Well, see, my wife works at a uh at a
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  Speaker 11: No wait a minute, do y'all have do y'all have kids?
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  Speaker 4: Hell?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, we got kids, and that's my problem. That's why
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  Speaker 5: I'm so upset.
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  Speaker 12: I'm working all day. I get up at four in
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  Speaker 12: the morning to make sure I got everything prepared for
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  Speaker 12: the whole day, got to get the kids. And we
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  Speaker 12: have three kids, one, two, and three.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, okay, is he the one?
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  Speaker 11: Because see do he cause my wife works at a
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  Speaker 11: at a daycare? Do he drop him off at a daycare?
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  Speaker 12: Don't start your baby. It's getting deeper if I get
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  Speaker 12: to this what day care?
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  Speaker 5: Does your wife working back?
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  Speaker 12: Because I see mm hmm, don't start me.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah he plopping them off?
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  Speaker 4: Okay, uh huh.
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  Speaker 12: If you tell me to maybe just tell.
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  Speaker 11: Me if from I swear liney now she's been at
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  Speaker 11: this place called children's academy.
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  Speaker 5: You are lie. You better now tell me this non
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  Speaker 5: working it's want to they're supposed to be watching our kids.
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  Speaker 11: You see, I'm already and see but see I'm already
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  Speaker 11: upset and been upset about this last I've been holding
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  Speaker 11: it for the last two weeks.
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  Speaker 2: I've been holding it. Ain't said nothing to kneel.
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  Speaker 5: Why are you holding it? Why you should have been
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  Speaker 5: called me?
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  Speaker 4: What them?
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  Speaker 5: Because when he get it? Let me tell you something.
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  Speaker 12: I get up at four every morning.
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  Speaker 4: And this I go.
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  Speaker 5: I have to be to work for six thirty every morning.
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  Speaker 5: I get to that damn house.
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  Speaker 12: I slave all.
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  Speaker 5: They didn't come on as slave for him.
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  Speaker 12: Try to make sure he feels good as a man
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  Speaker 12: although he's not working. You know it wasn't this part
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  Speaker 12: he got laid off. But hey, I want him to
• 19:04
  Speaker 12: feel good although he's no wherecause you know y'all don't
• 19:07
  Speaker 12: feel too good when you're not work. So I wanted
• 19:09
  Speaker 12: him to feel good. I tell the kids, you know
• 19:11
  Speaker 12: it's gonna be okay.
• 19:12
  Speaker 5: But I bet you this got that something.
• 19:16
  Speaker 2: Is my wife. Don't be you know she's my wife.
• 19:19
  Speaker 12: No wait a minute, now, for wait a minute. See
• 19:23
  Speaker 12: I told you was ignorantant. See you should have been
• 19:25
  Speaker 12: called me long ago. Let me tell y'all you eagnant too.
• 19:27
  Speaker 5: See she's a burst of all because she said she
• 19:31
  Speaker 5: too suff she said he raced that out. I'm not
• 19:33
  Speaker 5: a player game and with my house and he's sending
• 19:36
  Speaker 5: her naked pictures. He ain't got to be showing that
• 19:39
  Speaker 5: no way, trust me, it ain't worth on. I was
• 19:43
  Speaker 5: just within him because he was a good man.
• 19:44
  Speaker 12: I guess Mike's dumb to all.
• 19:47
  Speaker 2: I was gonna ask you this here because he's.
• 19:50
  Speaker 12: Don't ask what do you want to ask?
• 19:52
  Speaker 5: What can you ask me? He just thought me this
• 19:55
  Speaker 5: to hear. It's with your wife some name Denise. Yes,
• 19:59
  Speaker 5: that's what I said.
• 20:00
  Speaker 12: And this is the watching the twins and we have twins?
• 20:04
  Speaker 13: Do you hear me?
• 20:05
  Speaker 2: Can I say something else to you?
• 20:06
  Speaker 12: I don't need you to say them? Thanks?
• 20:08
  Speaker 2: Can I say one more thing?
• 20:10
  Speaker 5: What do you need to say?
• 20:12
  Speaker 2: This is Nephew Teman from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 20:15
  Speaker 2: You just got prank by your husband.
• 20:18
  Speaker 4: Gerald.
• 20:23
  Speaker 5: Let me tell you something got today to be pranking me.
• 20:27
  Speaker 5: He needs me, so you know what, I'm going ahead
• 20:34
  Speaker 5: to shid it when I get home, gets not working,
• 20:39
  Speaker 5: ain't cooking the night, I begin I.
• 20:43
  Speaker 11: Gotta answer you some baby. What's baddest radio show in
• 20:47
  Speaker 11: the land.
• 20:49
  Speaker 5: Definitely the Steve Harvey going show that he's number.
• 20:53
  Speaker 14: What, thank you you're listening this Harvey Morning Show.
• 21:02
  Speaker 1: Time now for as the CLO Chief Love Office of
• 21:06
  Speaker 1: the KLO. As a nephew calls him, Steve Harvey is
• 21:08
  Speaker 1: in the building.
• 21:09
  Speaker 4: Here we go.
• 21:10
  Speaker 1: This one is from Honey and Queen's Honeywrights. Two years ago.
• 21:14
  Speaker 1: I had a hip replacement. I had hip replacement surgery,
• 21:17
  Speaker 1: and I'm still using it as an excuse to keep
• 21:20
  Speaker 1: my husband away from me at night. He eventually stopped
• 21:24
  Speaker 1: pressing me for sex, and now he doesn't come to
• 21:27
  Speaker 1: bed till late at night. Instead, he sits out back
• 21:31
  Speaker 1: and smokes cigars. Last night, I looked for him and
• 21:35
  Speaker 1: his car wasn't there. I called him and he said
• 21:38
  Speaker 1: he was watching the game with his brother. I wanted
• 21:41
  Speaker 1: to call his brother to verify his story, but the
• 21:44
  Speaker 1: background was quiet. Should I trust my husband or did
• 21:48
  Speaker 1: he lie?
• 21:50
  Speaker 2: Booh no, no, he probably didn't lie.
• 21:52
  Speaker 7: Let's talk about this four minutes, see because just sarelate
• 21:55
  Speaker 7: about your huss Let's be real, is you freaking this
• 21:59
  Speaker 7: Hip's you with this fake hip injury? Now you ain't
• 22:04
  Speaker 7: got your hip replace. So I know you're old. So
• 22:07
  Speaker 7: now you didn't got your hip replace because that ain't
• 22:09
  Speaker 7: a twenty year old problem. You got your hip replace
• 22:12
  Speaker 7: because your ass mess around failed somewhere. You didn't have
• 22:16
  Speaker 7: your little panic alert.
• 22:17
  Speaker 6: But the help.
• 22:18
  Speaker 7: I'm falling. I can't get up. So you laid there
• 22:21
  Speaker 7: and now you got to get the whole damn hip replaced.
• 22:24
  Speaker 7: Now you don't want your husband touching you at night,
• 22:26
  Speaker 7: and so you done kept the lie going.
• 22:29
  Speaker 2: You lie.
• 22:30
  Speaker 7: Let's not turn this into is your husband lying. You've
• 22:33
  Speaker 7: been lying to your husband about your hip injury.
• 22:37
  Speaker 2: This is your lie.
• 22:38
  Speaker 7: So now your husband been sitting in the backyard smoked cigar.
• 22:41
  Speaker 7: Now you go out there one night and the carn there.
• 22:44
  Speaker 7: How long it's been since you had sex with your
• 22:46
  Speaker 7: hus and what you want him to do because he
• 22:50
  Speaker 7: know your hip.
• 22:51
  Speaker 2: Don't take that damn long because he was at doctor's
• 22:53
  Speaker 2: office with you. He's not stupid and he don't want
• 22:56
  Speaker 2: your help anyway.
• 23:00
  Speaker 7: So of course wrong with everything else because we were
• 23:04
  Speaker 7: I stay on the front side. We ain't even got
• 23:06
  Speaker 7: to go over there with a hipap because what I
• 23:08
  Speaker 7: want is not your hip. Now what's up?
• 23:10
  Speaker 2: So is he at your brother's house.
• 23:12
  Speaker 7: Probably should you call hell now because you started this lie?
• 23:17
  Speaker 7: So this lie on you not need hell?
• 23:21
  Speaker 1: Honeys moving on to me in Saint Louis and says,
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: I took my girlfriend to Vegas for her birthday and
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: scheduled her a spa day. I gambled, then went to
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: the pool to relax and have a drink. I was
• 23:37
  Speaker 1: being sociable with two cuties and they said they had
• 23:40
  Speaker 1: edibles in their room, so we went up there. I
• 23:44
  Speaker 1: stayed in there for four hours straight, and the three
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: of us pleasured each other. I felt so bad about
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: how I did my girlfriend on her birthday trip. I
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: planned to marry this woman, but my conscience is eating
• 23:56
  Speaker 1: me up. I know that I can't confess what I did,
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: So how do I get past this?
• 24:04
  Speaker 2: So let me shea something.
• 24:05
  Speaker 4: Dog.
• 24:05
  Speaker 2: If you know you can't confess what you did, what
• 24:07
  Speaker 2: is you writing us for?
• 24:10
  Speaker 7: No, you can't run the risk of one of her
• 24:12
  Speaker 7: friends singing this and talking about wait, man, didn't Dmitrius
• 24:16
  Speaker 7: taken out of your birthday?
• 24:17
  Speaker 2: And when he missing and all.
• 24:19
  Speaker 7: This and then you come to couldn't find him, girl,
• 24:22
  Speaker 7: He was upstairs eating edibles in the room with two girls,
• 24:24
  Speaker 7: and they was pleasuring each other. Hold up, dog, dog,
• 24:28
  Speaker 7: listen to me. We all make mistakes, everybody. Don't you
• 24:35
  Speaker 7: walk your ass in there and have no moment where
• 24:38
  Speaker 7: you got to get this off your chest. This is
• 24:41
  Speaker 7: you've heard the statement cad to your grave. This is
• 24:45
  Speaker 7: a take it to your grave moment. I thank you
• 24:47
  Speaker 7: stupid for writing this. Damn lotter myself personally. Now this
• 24:50
  Speaker 7: is you a young ass dude because you done? Did
• 24:54
  Speaker 7: he say how all he was?
• 24:56
  Speaker 4: No?
• 24:56
  Speaker 10: But he did say he ian in Saint Louis.
• 24:59
  Speaker 2: How many inns he.
• 25:04
  Speaker 10: Put his name into them?
• 25:06
  Speaker 3: And why is this bothering him? That's what I need
• 25:09
  Speaker 3: to know.
• 25:12
  Speaker 7: You wasn't bothering you when you was eating the brownies
• 25:15
  Speaker 7: and all the gum drops and all this hell. Wasn't
• 25:18
  Speaker 7: nothing bothering you. Wasn't nothing bothering you when there was
• 25:20
  Speaker 7: up there pleasuring each other.
• 25:21
  Speaker 4: Dog.
• 25:22
  Speaker 7: What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. They created that
• 25:30
  Speaker 7: he knows Vegas six times a year. Do you know
• 25:33
  Speaker 7: the things I've done in Vegas?
• 25:34
  Speaker 2: I can't repeat say for you? Man, no woman, land
• 25:42
  Speaker 2: ass moment you're trying to pass it.
• 25:44
  Speaker 1: You passed it Vegas ain't for amateur cy it already.
• 25:48
  Speaker 7: That's say what you need to do. You can't take
• 25:50
  Speaker 7: your hands back out there. I used to go out
• 25:51
  Speaker 7: to Vegas expecting that you went out there and it
• 25:54
  Speaker 7: just happened. I went out there for it. She got
• 25:57
  Speaker 7: different dudes right now, No, I know what this is
• 26:01
  Speaker 7: out here. Unbelievable stuff can happen to you in Vegas.
• 26:06
  Speaker 7: Sitting up in here. Man, Now you finn have something?
• 26:09
  Speaker 7: How do you get past it?
• 26:10
  Speaker 2: You it's in your past.
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: They don't call it sin city for nothing.
• 26:15
  Speaker 14: That's sure.
• 26:18
  Speaker 7: I don't think he understands how many of us have
• 26:21
  Speaker 7: a bag we can to our grave that's full of stuff.
• 26:25
  Speaker 4: You know how big.
• 26:28
  Speaker 2: Much load I got, Tommy, I got a slave behind.
• 26:35
  Speaker 2: I got a load that.
• 26:42
  Speaker 7: Not I'm telling you right now, look man, my bag.
• 26:46
  Speaker 7: You don't even understand.
• 26:48
  Speaker 2: It's staple. It's so yeah, it's stitch, is clowned, it's
• 26:56
  Speaker 2: gorilla glued.
• 26:57
  Speaker 6: You get it?
• 26:58
  Speaker 2: This bag my bad. Don't move.
• 27:03
  Speaker 7: And let me say, let me give you some advice.
• 27:06
  Speaker 7: Don't take your ass back there by the bag.
• 27:08
  Speaker 2: No, no, don't ask no question.
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah, come on, all right, all right, Gigi and Virginia
• 27:17
  Speaker 1: Beach says, I'm dating a new guy. And we met
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: at a football game. He had on a baseball cap,
• 27:23
  Speaker 1: so I couldn't see his hair, but I did see
• 27:25
  Speaker 1: his big smile in grayish blue eyes. On our first date,
• 27:28
  Speaker 1: I got to see his hair for the first time.
• 27:31
  Speaker 1: It was shiny, wet and jet black. His baby hair
• 27:35
  Speaker 1: was pulled out and it looked like a Jerry curl.
• 27:38
  Speaker 1: I asked him what he'd done to get his hair
• 27:40
  Speaker 1: like that, and he said, it's natural. It's only that's
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: the only flaw he has so far. So how can
• 27:45
  Speaker 1: I encourage him to fix it?
• 27:47
  Speaker 4: Fixed? What?
• 27:48
  Speaker 2: I don't know? First of all three of us on
• 27:51
  Speaker 2: this show don't have half fall.
• 27:55
  Speaker 7: The three comedians don't have half the fourth comedian is
• 27:59
  Speaker 7: it's close in the end on us on.
• 28:01
  Speaker 2: His way over here. Yeah, it could be any months there.
• 28:07
  Speaker 7: Yeah, we're just waiting on him like he on zoom
• 28:10
  Speaker 7: right now and he's all forehead for his hairline is
• 28:15
  Speaker 7: back then where his head set is at.
• 28:17
  Speaker 3: Wow, we can't wait till he gets here. We'll he
• 28:23
  Speaker 3: in the fight station.
• 28:25
  Speaker 2: We already know that's how it starts twenty twenty two.
• 28:30
  Speaker 4: Up.
• 28:31
  Speaker 2: I'm just look, he got a lot look at his forehead.
• 28:34
  Speaker 2: I'm just telling you how.
• 28:36
  Speaker 1: It's just the camera.
• 28:39
  Speaker 2: Okay, you back up, I'll back up. Let her show
• 28:42
  Speaker 2: you something.
• 28:47
  Speaker 7: Forward and any angle we can't see the front of
• 28:51
  Speaker 7: your hairline.
• 28:52
  Speaker 2: It's happening.
• 28:53
  Speaker 1: You're listening.
• 28:56
  Speaker 14: Morning show.
• 28:58
  Speaker 1: Personality is it's more important than looks to most people.
• 29:03
  Speaker 1: While a lot of us are overly concerned about how
• 29:06
  Speaker 1: we look, especially when it comes to finding a mate,
• 29:08
  Speaker 1: it turns out looks really aren't everything. In fact, a
• 29:12
  Speaker 1: new poll finds that ninety two percent, ninety two percent
• 29:16
  Speaker 1: of people say they prefer a partner with a good
• 29:19
  Speaker 1: personality to one with a great body. Overall, eighty one
• 29:23
  Speaker 1: percent of people say they're looking for a partner with
• 29:25
  Speaker 1: a good personality, while seventy six percent want one with
• 29:29
  Speaker 1: a sense of humor. There you go, Steve with a
• 29:31
  Speaker 1: positive attitude and seventy three percent open mindedness sixty two
• 29:36
  Speaker 1: percent also important characteristics for make so I gotta ask you, Steve,
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: I gotta ask Junior, Antommy, you guys chime in too.
• 29:44
  Speaker 1: What's the most important thing you're looking for in your
• 29:46
  Speaker 1: significant other? Well? And really, how important are looks?
• 29:50
  Speaker 7: Personality is critical, it's absolutely critical, but I'm going to
• 29:55
  Speaker 7: need you to be Q two though.
• 29:57
  Speaker 2: Thanks, because so what I'm not going to be doing
• 29:59
  Speaker 2: is up in here with your glass. Just caught you nice?
• 30:03
  Speaker 10: You got a nice person.
• 30:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm not going to sit up and do all that. Yeah,
• 30:06
  Speaker 2: I got you nice. But you know you're you're whrrid.
• 30:10
  Speaker 1: That used to be the standard. If someone wasn't cute
• 30:13
  Speaker 1: that you'd ask them are they cute? You say, well,
• 30:15
  Speaker 1: they have a nice personality.
• 30:17
  Speaker 10: That's all that meant right away.
• 30:22
  Speaker 7: But now I would prefer personality over you said a
• 30:26
  Speaker 7: great body. Yeah, yeah, because my body got flaws. I
• 30:31
  Speaker 7: can accept the flaw on your body. There ain't no problem.
• 30:34
  Speaker 7: Couple of flaws, you know. So I ain't worried about that.
• 30:38
  Speaker 2: And it was nice.
• 30:43
  Speaker 7: Rolling over every morning looking at that. No, no, no,
• 30:49
  Speaker 7: I'm gonna need something now.
• 30:51
  Speaker 2: Still death do us part?
• 30:53
  Speaker 4: Kill me?
• 30:55
  Speaker 6: You die?
• 30:56
  Speaker 4: Baby?
• 30:56
  Speaker 6: Yeah?
• 30:57
  Speaker 2: Yeah. What I'm not gonna do is die every morning
• 31:00
  Speaker 2: you wake up.
• 31:01
  Speaker 6: Well, I mean.
• 31:04
  Speaker 2: I mean for you, I to make up to resemble the.
• 31:07
  Speaker 1: Person in making how that okay? So we know men
• 31:13
  Speaker 1: are visual. We got that men are very visual.
• 31:15
  Speaker 2: Women are too, surely.
• 31:16
  Speaker 1: Okay, and that that's what I was coming to and
• 31:20
  Speaker 1: you guys, all of you guys, well, with the exception
• 31:23
  Speaker 1: of Tommy. You guys say you're not cute, so where
• 31:26
  Speaker 1: are we now?
• 31:27
  Speaker 2: No, I'm not saying Tommy, were still wh them not
• 31:30
  Speaker 2: cute and I'm just cute?
• 31:32
  Speaker 4: What is? What? What? What?
• 31:34
  Speaker 2: Tommy? You're not You're not gonna make me ugly at.
• 31:40
  Speaker 7: I'm not boring that way, Tommy, I was not. Okay, okay, okay, Tommy,
• 31:46
  Speaker 7: let me ask you a question. List your flaws. Damn
• 31:49
  Speaker 7: my flower.
• 31:51
  Speaker 1: You might take a minute talk am.
• 31:58
  Speaker 4: My shoulders ain't like nice? You know my hamstrings? Of
• 32:04
  Speaker 4: course it's gone to hell.
• 32:06
  Speaker 2: See your shoulders ain't ain't good. Ain't like my shoulders?
• 32:10
  Speaker 11: Now you got brought you wie? Now you're wirde. I
• 32:12
  Speaker 11: ain't got that. I ain't got that.
• 32:15
  Speaker 2: Shoulders Okay, shoulder mark star with the sage come on.
• 32:22
  Speaker 11: So far as shoulders the other the sage shoulders and.
• 32:32
  Speaker 2: Come on listen.
• 32:34
  Speaker 11: First of all, I'm not short, but short can be sexy,
• 32:37
  Speaker 11: so let's not let's not kill that. Okay, you don't
• 32:39
  Speaker 11: have to be tall to be sexy. Now, I'm not tall,
• 32:43
  Speaker 11: but I'm not short. Now, women don't have to be
• 32:46
  Speaker 11: tall to be sexy. No, I'm not talking about women.
• 32:49
  Speaker 11: I'm talking about people period.
• 32:51
  Speaker 4: There's there's short sense, there's short see women there, and
• 33:01
  Speaker 4: there's good looking shorter men.
• 33:04
  Speaker 2: Talking about put up.
• 33:07
  Speaker 7: We're just at the shoulders though, go ahead, go ahead,
• 33:10
  Speaker 7: finish your shoulders.
• 33:11
  Speaker 2: What else wrong?
• 33:12
  Speaker 1: It's a.
• 33:16
  Speaker 2: Lower back, ain't wearing all to be got hair on it?
• 33:19
  Speaker 2: You know, it's just it's just something. You can't see
• 33:20
  Speaker 2: your lower back because of your other fo.
• 33:26
  Speaker 1: Does need help?
• 33:27
  Speaker 2: Because okay here behind I don't have behind behind.
• 33:33
  Speaker 7: I don't claim you can't see your lower back. If Thomas,
• 33:36
  Speaker 7: when you put your belt on, if your belt buckle
• 33:40
  Speaker 7: it's lower than the top of your ass.
• 33:44
  Speaker 2: What do you think that's from? I'm just bad belts.
• 33:50
  Speaker 7: Bad stilt is what you bad belts? Okayunt thom Tommy, Tommy,
• 33:57
  Speaker 7: let me help you with your with your shortcoming.
• 33:59
  Speaker 2: Your fly is your shoulders. You got a high ass,
• 34:02
  Speaker 2: your short and your profile.
• 34:06
  Speaker 1: Profile, that's all of me. What is your time? What
• 34:10
  Speaker 1: do you mean profile?
• 34:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 34:11
  Speaker 1: I mean looking when he turns to the side, I
• 34:16
  Speaker 1: never noticed.
• 34:16
  Speaker 11: Okay, ladies look at me from the side, okay, yeah, no,
• 34:22
  Speaker 11: do you see anything?
• 34:23
  Speaker 2: He times back. What are you saying.
• 34:27
  Speaker 7: You don't see a jaw line? How have chin run
• 34:32
  Speaker 7: straight down into his chest?
• 34:33
  Speaker 11: My son said that, man, I don't okay, I don't
• 34:35
  Speaker 11: have a chance. So that's that makes me ugly though.
• 34:40
  Speaker 1: With chinless, I don't know ye's getting over. We should
• 34:44
  Speaker 1: have chins in life.
• 34:46
  Speaker 2: Seriously, our family not famous for that. My profile toe up?
• 34:52
  Speaker 2: How much do chins come?
• 34:54
  Speaker 1: We get implants all day.
• 35:00
  Speaker 4: If I get a che and then I look good,
• 35:04
  Speaker 4: you're supposed to be encouraging him.
• 35:09
  Speaker 7: He ain't encouraging nothing. Well, I didn't say I was
• 35:12
  Speaker 7: gonna encourage you. I said, list your shortcomings. You seem
• 35:15
  Speaker 7: to be struggling. Shoulder, short, high ass, and your profile
• 35:20
  Speaker 7: and your hamstrings is gone?
• 35:22
  Speaker 2: What is your and your jumping ability is what? I got?
• 35:27
  Speaker 7: Big lips, I got a full nose, My profile is shot.
• 35:33
  Speaker 7: My stomach cannot seem to get reduced.
• 35:36
  Speaker 1: Okay, we gotta get this. This could take forever. You're
• 35:39
  Speaker 1: listening morning show time for would you rather, guys here
• 35:45
  Speaker 1: we go? Would you rather have sex in a hospital?
• 35:49
  Speaker 1: Have sex in a hospital or would you rather have
• 35:51
  Speaker 1: sex at a funeral?
• 35:54
  Speaker 7: Either way, what it depends on who you're talking about
• 35:58
  Speaker 7: with acrophy. You're talking to the start to show.
• 36:04
  Speaker 2: That's not what I want.
• 36:06
  Speaker 14: No, we're not.
• 36:11
  Speaker 1: All right, so it doesn't matter where.
• 36:14
  Speaker 14: In other words, all right.
• 36:17
  Speaker 1: Would you rather be financially satisfied or sexually satisfied?
• 36:24
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna go with both for them, I'm gonna go
• 36:28
  Speaker 2: with A because if you A, you can get B.
• 36:31
  Speaker 14: Right, if you do.
• 36:33
  Speaker 2: What you're saying, you got A, yeah, B come be
• 36:38
  Speaker 2: come believe that. Okay, you're gonna be already know.
• 36:41
  Speaker 4: You've been down.
• 36:42
  Speaker 2: I'm all right. Yeah, I've done B without the A
• 36:47
  Speaker 2: and it ain't nothing but work and stress. I've been
• 36:51
  Speaker 2: B with no A, and I'm saying right now, you
• 36:54
  Speaker 2: start looking for that A you know her, or you
• 36:58
  Speaker 2: gonna measure it ain't gonna be do be no mo.
• 37:02
  Speaker 4: All this?
• 37:03
  Speaker 7: Well, you want to go to dinner? I thought we
• 37:07
  Speaker 7: could just go on to the house. I will be
• 37:09
  Speaker 7: taken out.
• 37:10
  Speaker 1: Okay, here's another one. Would you rather be married to
• 37:15
  Speaker 1: a compulsive liar? Or would you rather be married to
• 37:20
  Speaker 1: a compulsive gambler?
• 37:22
  Speaker 2: A gambler be lying though, Hey, you rather.
• 37:25
  Speaker 1: Be married to a compulsive liar?
• 37:27
  Speaker 7: You all.
• 37:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah, give a damn watch this here. Lie to me,
• 37:37
  Speaker 2: what happened? Lie to me? And watch what I do?
• 37:42
  Speaker 2: What you're gonna do? You just being a lie topping contest?
• 37:46
  Speaker 1: Who can give the best?
• 37:47
  Speaker 2: I got to go to the Steve. I gotta go
• 37:49
  Speaker 2: to the doctor today.
• 37:50
  Speaker 4: What you gotta do?
• 37:51
  Speaker 7: Oh I'm going to the doctor too. I gotta go
• 37:56
  Speaker 7: down there too. Damn we've got doctor deportments on the
• 37:59
  Speaker 7: same day.
• 38:04
  Speaker 1: Put you a delicious meal.
• 38:06
  Speaker 2: Oh baby, I already hate it.
• 38:18
  Speaker 14: That was really a lie.
• 38:20
  Speaker 1: You're listening.
• 38:23
  Speaker 14: Morning show?
• 38:24
  Speaker 1: All right, jay it it's time for comedy roulette.
• 38:27
  Speaker 15: Got it up quick, just the insults. Every week you
• 38:32
  Speaker 15: test our comedy ability.
• 38:33
  Speaker 6: Tell you what you do?
• 38:34
  Speaker 15: Take five subjects, put them on a wheel, spit in
• 38:36
  Speaker 15: a wheel with stop, We'll do the damn thing.
• 38:40
  Speaker 2: What you got? All right, here we go.
• 38:42
  Speaker 1: I have the categories. Let's spend. Let me let's get ready.
• 38:47
  Speaker 1: All right, she has an she has an invisible boyfriend,
• 38:51
  Speaker 1: somebody like that. All right, that's number one. Number stop lying?
• 38:56
  Speaker 1: You staying at your mama's house.
• 39:00
  Speaker 14: Number three?
• 39:01
  Speaker 1: What are you gonna get that? Back to fick?
• 39:03
  Speaker 3: You know people.
• 39:08
  Speaker 2: Is right back?
• 39:10
  Speaker 6: Number four?
• 39:11
  Speaker 4: You know they.
• 39:12
  Speaker 1: Repoked that card.
• 39:13
  Speaker 3: I'm lying.
• 39:15
  Speaker 1: At number five. I don't know how to tell you this,
• 39:17
  Speaker 1: but she sings, somebody, all of these are good. Uh huh,
• 39:21
  Speaker 1: all of these Benny Cat, I'm.
• 39:26
  Speaker 3: On that too, Come on to come on.
• 39:35
  Speaker 2: Land it on.
• 39:35
  Speaker 9: Number two.
• 39:36
  Speaker 1: Stop lying you staying at your mama's house.
• 39:39
  Speaker 3: You know how I know you staying at your mama house.
• 39:42
  Speaker 3: Lad at the club. I hear you on the phone
• 39:44
  Speaker 3: say hey, I'll be there in a minute.
• 39:46
  Speaker 2: Mama, lead a key under the door.
• 39:48
  Speaker 10: Mama, your Mama's out.
• 39:55
  Speaker 6: I know you stand at your mama out.
• 39:57
  Speaker 10: I know you be trying to hide all your clothes increasing.
• 40:06
  Speaker 3: You know, damn well, you don't that good.
• 40:09
  Speaker 2: Your clothes got even crease on both.
• 40:14
  Speaker 6: You're standing at.
• 40:16
  Speaker 2: You know you're staying at your mama house. When you
• 40:18
  Speaker 2: got a lunch bag with your name on it in
• 40:20
  Speaker 2: the car, you.
• 40:22
  Speaker 6: Know Mama made that for you.
• 40:28
  Speaker 2: When you when when you on your cell phone talking
• 40:33
  Speaker 2: and we can hear the washing machine in the back brasement,
• 40:42
  Speaker 2: Mama house.
• 40:43
  Speaker 3: You know you know, I know you stand it to
• 40:46
  Speaker 3: mama house.
• 40:47
  Speaker 15: You ain't got your own key, and the key you
• 40:49
  Speaker 15: got is around your neck, pulling fool you.
• 40:53
  Speaker 3: You ain't fooling, No, damn bodies. You keep growing ass man.
• 41:00
  Speaker 2: I know you stay at your mama house.
• 41:02
  Speaker 10: When I come to your mama house on family functions,
• 41:05
  Speaker 10: you the first one. Now you the first one here.
• 41:15
  Speaker 4: We know you're staying at your mama house when you
• 41:17
  Speaker 4: you only invite us over doing prayer meetings.
• 41:21
  Speaker 2: Mama gone to turn tonight we can come through. Yeah,
• 41:23
  Speaker 2: I know you.
• 41:25
  Speaker 3: I know yet your mama husband.
• 41:28
  Speaker 7: This how I know you live at your mama's house.
• 41:31
  Speaker 7: You always smell damp, smell like the face.
• 41:40
  Speaker 3: You know how I know you just smell everything?
• 41:45
  Speaker 15: How I know you standing at your mama house every
• 41:48
  Speaker 15: day You've coming in talking about a gospel show you watch.
• 41:54
  Speaker 3: When you start watching old Steam, I.
• 42:00
  Speaker 9: Like experiencing this area.
• 42:01
  Speaker 4: That's what I know you stay at your mama house
• 42:05
  Speaker 4: when you always.
• 42:06
  Speaker 1: Into it with her boyfriend?
• 42:08
  Speaker 3: How come you with Earl all the way that out here.
• 42:12
  Speaker 6: Over that.
• 42:14
  Speaker 1: You don't like nothing?
• 42:15
  Speaker 11: Earl say, you know you're staying at your mama house
• 42:20
  Speaker 11: and you're losing You smell like a vah.
• 42:29
  Speaker 3: Yeah, when are you coming to smell of that white diamond?
• 42:31
  Speaker 6: What is that about?
• 42:36
  Speaker 3: Closing out?
• 42:39
  Speaker 2: This is how you know you live with your mama's
• 42:41
  Speaker 2: house called the car you're driving got a Bible on
• 42:46
  Speaker 2: the dashboards.
• 42:47
  Speaker 9: In the bible head Jesus. Hello, all right, we'll be
• 43:05
  Speaker 9: back with you.
• 43:05
  Speaker 4: We do it?
• 43:06
  Speaker 3: So did we not do it?
• 43:07
  Speaker 13: You guys did it.
• 43:10
  Speaker 1: We'll be back with nephew. Tell me sprank phone call
• 43:12
  Speaker 1: after this.
• 43:14
  Speaker 14: You're listening Hardy Morning Show.
• 43:17
  Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour. Right about
• 43:19
  Speaker 1: four minutes after. It's my Strawberry letter for today and
• 43:22
  Speaker 1: the subject, Oh, you guys are gonna love this. This
• 43:25
  Speaker 1: drinking and cussing has got to stop. This drinking and
• 43:30
  Speaker 1: cussing has to stop.
• 43:32
  Speaker 2: Okay, Oh dunk dunk.
• 43:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we'll get to that a little bit later, but
• 43:36
  Speaker 1: right now, the nephew is here with today's prank phone call.
• 43:39
  Speaker 1: What you got for his nap?
• 43:41
  Speaker 4: Three minute remarks? Three minute remo. I think all of
• 43:47
  Speaker 4: us as black people know what that means. Three minute remogs.
• 43:51
  Speaker 4: It happens at the funeral and people want to go
• 43:54
  Speaker 4: a lot longer and in what's expected.
• 43:56
  Speaker 2: So let's take a listen. Three minute.
• 44:02
  Speaker 4: Yes, I'm trying to reach a brother, Keith.
• 44:05
  Speaker 13: Please, Yeah, this is Keith, Keith.
• 44:09
  Speaker 4: How you doing? This? Is Lawrence's overhead, your funeral home Okay,
• 44:15
  Speaker 4: we are the ones that have the doing the funeral
• 44:20
  Speaker 4: for sister Dolores, and that is your aunt. Am I
• 44:24
  Speaker 4: am I understanding? Right? Yeah, that's Lanti okay, And yes,
• 44:29
  Speaker 4: you know the funeral is this coming Thursday. Yes, I'll
• 44:34
  Speaker 4: be Thursday. I'm giving you a call because it's been
• 44:39
  Speaker 4: brought to my attention that you were going to be
• 44:44
  Speaker 4: giving remarks for the funeral. Is that correct? Yes? Absolutely, Okay.
• 44:50
  Speaker 4: I wanted to call you because we're getting ready to
• 44:53
  Speaker 4: print the programs for the funeral and let you know
• 44:57
  Speaker 4: that they have taken you off for the remarks because
• 45:03
  Speaker 4: they say that you're not going to be Oh hold on,
• 45:07
  Speaker 4: what do you mean taking me off? Well, what I'm
• 45:10
  Speaker 4: saying they say that you're you're not going to abide
• 45:13
  Speaker 4: by the two three minute rule that they have for remarks,
• 45:17
  Speaker 4: and they wanted they've they've taken you off. And uh,
• 45:22
  Speaker 4: who is they? Come? Who? Who? What's the name again, Lawn,
• 45:29
  Speaker 4: I'm launch, I'm the actual funeral director.
• 45:32
  Speaker 13: Lord, And who who told you to take me off?
• 45:37
  Speaker 4: One of the one of the family members, I'm assuming
• 45:39
  Speaker 4: is who who made the adjustment?
• 45:42
  Speaker 13: And an adjustment that ain't no adjustment, that's that's changing
• 45:46
  Speaker 13: the whole program.
• 45:47
  Speaker 4: Who else is on the list? I mean there's quite
• 45:50
  Speaker 4: a few family members doing different things throughout the funeral.
• 45:55
  Speaker 13: Okay, so how did you get to my name? Is
• 45:58
  Speaker 13: what I'm trying to figure out.
• 45:59
  Speaker 4: That they said.
• 46:01
  Speaker 2: Listen to me.
• 46:01
  Speaker 4: Listen, Listen to me. Listen to me, brother Keith, Listen
• 46:05
  Speaker 4: to me. What they said is that you weren't going
• 46:07
  Speaker 4: to abide by the time. You weren't going to do
• 46:12
  Speaker 4: your remarks in three minutes or less.
• 46:15
  Speaker 13: Listen, listen, listen, listen.
• 46:17
  Speaker 4: Mina.
• 46:18
  Speaker 13: You raised me, he put me through college, and you
• 46:21
  Speaker 13: think I'm Finna, I'm finel goes down her funeral and
• 46:25
  Speaker 13: be under two minutes.
• 46:27
  Speaker 4: Well, well, listen, listen, brother Keith, Brother Keith, listen to me. Normally,
• 46:32
  Speaker 4: when we have these funerals, people who give remarks, we
• 46:36
  Speaker 4: have them three minutes or less. Okay, Okay, I'll tell
• 46:40
  Speaker 4: you what.
• 46:40
  Speaker 15: I'll tell you what mister.
• 46:41
  Speaker 4: Lords is on the list? Uh we have a seala. Yes,
• 46:48
  Speaker 4: there's a seala that's singing name off the list.
• 46:52
  Speaker 13: You take her off the list and put me where
• 46:54
  Speaker 13: she's supposed to be with my time and her time
• 46:58
  Speaker 13: is Bobby.
• 47:02
  Speaker 4: Bobby?
• 47:03
  Speaker 7: Now?
• 47:03
  Speaker 4: Yes, Bobby Jr. Is given remarks that's that's that's Delorous,
• 47:08
  Speaker 4: that's miss Delorus's son.
• 47:10
  Speaker 13: Right, Yes, her son, the one that get locked up.
• 47:13
  Speaker 13: He just got out of till the truth he told
• 47:16
  Speaker 13: he's the one down there put her in the coat.
• 47:18
  Speaker 13: You need to take him off list to give me
• 47:20
  Speaker 13: all that time, because I mean, if I ain't gonna
• 47:23
  Speaker 13: take nothing.
• 47:23
  Speaker 4: In, brother Keith, let me, let me, let me just
• 47:26
  Speaker 4: say this to you. I cannot take Sheila or Bobby Jr. Off.
• 47:31
  Speaker 4: I can't make any alterations to this program unless they
• 47:35
  Speaker 4: say that.
• 47:36
  Speaker 13: I sir, you already you already taking you already taking
• 47:42
  Speaker 13: people name off, You're taking my name off.
• 47:44
  Speaker 4: But but they they orchestrated this though his day.
• 47:49
  Speaker 2: Who is day?
• 47:50
  Speaker 13: They for having my problems? They try to take me
• 47:53
  Speaker 13: off my hockey program?
• 47:55
  Speaker 4: Who was they? Sir? I'm not gonna get into a
• 47:59
  Speaker 4: family matter. But until they say that you are the
• 48:02
  Speaker 4: family matter, sure, I'm not gonna. I don't wanna. I
• 48:06
  Speaker 4: don't want to have this. This turned out to be bad,
• 48:08
  Speaker 4: and we want to have a great homegoing for sister Deloya.
• 48:13
  Speaker 13: Okay, damn right, And if I don't get to say nothing,
• 48:15
  Speaker 13: I guarantee you. I guarantee you it's gonna be a
• 48:18
  Speaker 13: tooth for one in there. Somebody else gonna get.
• 48:21
  Speaker 4: In the car for too.
• 48:22
  Speaker 13: I guarantee you that if I don't get to say
• 48:24
  Speaker 13: nothing to Monkey, if you Monkey didn't pay for them college,
• 48:29
  Speaker 13: I didn't put six thousand dollars in funeral.
• 48:32
  Speaker 4: I bet you.
• 48:32
  Speaker 13: I'll tell you this. I tell you this, mister Lawd.
• 48:35
  Speaker 13: I bet you whether I'm on the program I'm not.
• 48:38
  Speaker 13: I bet you, I say with the I want to
• 48:40
  Speaker 13: I bett you that much. You tell day Zach, I
• 48:45
  Speaker 13: didn't tell them put me through college. I put money
• 48:49
  Speaker 13: on the funeral. Call around to see who ain't putting
• 48:52
  Speaker 13: no money on the feudal tell them they can't be
• 48:54
  Speaker 13: on the program.
• 48:55
  Speaker 4: Man, uh keith they when they decide who who who's
• 49:02
  Speaker 4: on it? If they changed the format, that I will
• 49:05
  Speaker 4: call you back.
• 49:07
  Speaker 13: Who who is they? That's what I'm trying to get,
• 49:10
  Speaker 13: get you understanding who is they?
• 49:12
  Speaker 4: Can I can I tell you something and I don't
• 49:15
  Speaker 4: want you to get to our rape. Okay, go ahead,
• 49:19
  Speaker 4: go ahead, man, I just want to say this. Keep
• 49:22
  Speaker 4: with them. This is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey
• 49:24
  Speaker 4: Mornings show. You just got breaked. You just got breaked
• 49:28
  Speaker 4: by your cousin, Bobby Jr.
• 49:33
  Speaker 13: You bo, I'm JR up. I'm kicking Bobby.
• 49:41
  Speaker 6: I know that.
• 49:44
  Speaker 7: My mother.
• 49:45
  Speaker 4: Pressure is all up.
• 49:46
  Speaker 13: I ain't got time to playing man taking me off.
• 49:49
  Speaker 4: Damn program. Bobby said, y'all grew up like brothers man,
• 49:59
  Speaker 4: and and you was. You was basically another son of
• 50:02
  Speaker 4: mister Lord. That's right, Yes, yes, I was.
• 50:05
  Speaker 5: Man.
• 50:06
  Speaker 4: Oh my hey, let me ask you this man, what
• 50:09
  Speaker 4: is the baddest and I mean the baddest radio show in.
• 50:13
  Speaker 13: The land, Steve Harvey Morning Show?
• 50:23
  Speaker 7: When he as soon as he was to find out
• 50:26
  Speaker 7: why all of the problem.
• 50:37
  Speaker 2: The people, let me let me hear who's on there?
• 50:41
  Speaker 2: Because I'm taking them off? Who's on there? What the
• 50:43
  Speaker 2: hell they doing on there?
• 50:45
  Speaker 6: Come off?
• 50:48
  Speaker 2: She's saying, take off? I got her.
• 50:53
  Speaker 1: I know I got here.
• 50:54
  Speaker 2: Well a little Bobby ain't.
• 50:55
  Speaker 6: Now Yeah what you got?
• 51:00
  Speaker 4: You know? Good man?
• 51:01
  Speaker 2: Let me put this out there because y'all got to
• 51:02
  Speaker 2: tune in. You got to tune in. I promise you
• 51:04
  Speaker 2: you're right here to Philadelphia, y'all.
• 51:06
  Speaker 11: The nephew is getting ready to go in, get ready
• 51:08
  Speaker 11: to record, ready to love.
• 51:10
  Speaker 2: That is jumping off.
• 51:12
  Speaker 4: But while I am there, I will be performing in
• 51:14
  Speaker 4: Philadelphia as well at Helium Comedy Club twenty six, twenty seventh,
• 51:18
  Speaker 4: and twenty eighth of July.
• 51:20
  Speaker 2: Twenty six, twenty seven, twenty eighth July.
• 51:22
  Speaker 4: Tickets on SA Right now, the Nephew coming to the
• 51:25
  Speaker 4: City of Brotherly Love.
• 51:26
  Speaker 1: All right, thank you, Nephew Coming up next. Strawberry Letters.
• 51:29
  Speaker 1: Subject this drinking and cussing has to stop. We'll get
• 51:33
  Speaker 1: into it right after this. You're listening Hardy morning show.
• 51:38
  Speaker 1: Time now for today's Strawberry Letter. And if you need
• 51:41
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• 51:53
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• 51:57
  Speaker 14: You never know.
• 51:59
  Speaker 4: You never know.
• 52:00
  Speaker 2: Well, buckle opp and hold on tight. We got a
• 52:01
  Speaker 2: POI you here.
• 52:02
  Speaker 1: It is the Strawberry LETTA subject this drinking and cussing
• 52:06
  Speaker 1: has to stop. Dear Stephen Shirley, my husband of twenty
• 52:10
  Speaker 1: two years, has made a lot of changes in the
• 52:13
  Speaker 1: last six months. He's been in the military. Since I
• 52:15
  Speaker 1: met him, and he retired last year, but he still
• 52:19
  Speaker 1: hangs out with his coworkers. He has always cursed like
• 52:22
  Speaker 1: a sailor because he was a sailor when he was younger.
• 52:26
  Speaker 1: When we had our first child, I asked him to
• 52:28
  Speaker 1: watch what he said around our daughter after he slacked
• 52:31
  Speaker 1: up with using profanity, and he did slack up with
• 52:35
  Speaker 1: using profanity. Now that he's retired, I think he's frustrated
• 52:39
  Speaker 1: and bored because he started using strong, four letter words
• 52:42
  Speaker 1: and he said, the kids are old enough to understand.
• 52:45
  Speaker 1: We have a seventeen year old and a fifteen year old,
• 52:49
  Speaker 1: and he curses at them like they are his age.
• 52:51
  Speaker 1: Not only do I have to put up with his
• 52:53
  Speaker 1: bad language, he put a bar in the basement and
• 52:57
  Speaker 1: bought all brands of alcohol, and his former co workers
• 53:00
  Speaker 1: pop up at our house and they go downstairs and
• 53:03
  Speaker 1: drink up all of my husband's liquor. He gets very drunk,
• 53:06
  Speaker 1: and usually he falls asleep in the basement and I
• 53:09
  Speaker 1: have to usher his friends out. Money is not an
• 53:12
  Speaker 1: issue with all of the alcohol, but I get tired
• 53:15
  Speaker 1: of his buddies drinking up his premium liquor and they
• 53:18
  Speaker 1: don't give him one cent to buy more. I asked
• 53:21
  Speaker 1: my husband if he's going through something or if this
• 53:24
  Speaker 1: is a midlife crisis, and he told me that he's fine,
• 53:28
  Speaker 1: but ready to let his hair down a little because
• 53:30
  Speaker 1: he's not working anymore. I did not want to spend
• 53:33
  Speaker 1: my retirement with a drunk, foul mouth Man's here's the
• 53:37
  Speaker 1: worst part. The last time we were being intimate, he
• 53:40
  Speaker 1: was drunk and he called me a dirty name, and
• 53:43
  Speaker 1: he kept cursing so loudly. I was afraid our kids
• 53:45
  Speaker 1: would hear it. How can I stop him from being
• 53:48
  Speaker 1: so crude? I need the drinking and cussing to stop. Wow,
• 53:53
  Speaker 1: well it doesn't look like it's going to stop for
• 53:56
  Speaker 1: a while anyway. It sounds like your husband needs a
• 54:00
  Speaker 1: seriously different kind of hobby than, you know, just being
• 54:03
  Speaker 1: downstairs drinking with his friends. But he did tell you
• 54:06
  Speaker 1: he wanted to let his hair down a little bit.
• 54:09
  Speaker 1: Maybe this is not going to last forever, but I
• 54:12
  Speaker 1: see you want to cut it off now, cut it
• 54:14
  Speaker 1: off at the past before it gets any worse. He
• 54:16
  Speaker 1: did say, like I said, he wanted to let his
• 54:19
  Speaker 1: hair down a little because he's not working anymore. And
• 54:22
  Speaker 1: that's you know, you said it too. He's bored and frustrated.
• 54:25
  Speaker 1: But he also has to realize that this is your
• 54:27
  Speaker 1: house too. When you guys do have kids, he needs
• 54:30
  Speaker 1: to be mindful and respectful of his influence on them.
• 54:35
  Speaker 1: He was able to curb his cursing when your daughter
• 54:38
  Speaker 1: was little, so you know he can change if he
• 54:40
  Speaker 1: wants to. I say, you tell him you need a
• 54:43
  Speaker 1: break from all the company and the drinking and the cursing,
• 54:46
  Speaker 1: because he's getting out of control, and he's drinking way
• 54:48
  Speaker 1: too much, maybe turning into an alcoholic. You know, let
• 54:52
  Speaker 1: him know he's setting a horrible example for the kids.
• 54:55
  Speaker 1: He needs to find out something, find something else to do.
• 54:58
  Speaker 1: Tell him you don't want drunk set You don't want that,
• 55:01
  Speaker 1: and you don't want his old coworkers just popping up
• 55:05
  Speaker 1: at the house unannounced. Now are you mad at that
• 55:07
  Speaker 1: or are you mad at the fact that they're drinking
• 55:09
  Speaker 1: of all your husband's good liquor, Because those are kind
• 55:12
  Speaker 1: of two different issues. If they come, you don't have
• 55:14
  Speaker 1: to answer the door, especially if they come unannounced, stop
• 55:18
  Speaker 1: letting them in. If they do, just don't answer the door.
• 55:20
  Speaker 1: And if you do let them in, hide the liquor.
• 55:24
  Speaker 1: Hide the liquor all right, that's what.
• 55:26
  Speaker 4: You have to do, Steve.
• 55:29
  Speaker 7: Well, this drinking and cussing has to stop. I'm gonna
• 55:34
  Speaker 7: just be up front with you before we start this letter.
• 55:37
  Speaker 7: I might can help you with the drinking.
• 55:41
  Speaker 1: What are you saying?
• 55:43
  Speaker 7: I don't want to be hypocritical. I think I can
• 55:50
  Speaker 7: possibly help you with this. I know where it comes from. Anyway,
• 55:56
  Speaker 7: your husband twenty two to made a lot of changes
• 56:00
  Speaker 7: ast six months, been in the military since she met him.
• 56:03
  Speaker 7: He retired last week, but he still hangs around with
• 56:06
  Speaker 7: his coworkers. Well, he miss his friends. They've they had relationships.
• 56:12
  Speaker 7: You know, a lot of people once they stop working,
• 56:14
  Speaker 7: you know, they missed the camaraderie at work.
• 56:17
  Speaker 2: They missed the relationships down at the job. They just
• 56:19
  Speaker 2: as dudes, and he missed them. All right.
• 56:22
  Speaker 7: So he's always cussed like a sailor, and he said
• 56:26
  Speaker 7: that's because he was. But marines cussed, army people cussed,
• 56:30
  Speaker 7: post office workers cuss. Pastor's cuss, the media's cus radio
• 56:36
  Speaker 7: show hosts cuss. Surely cuss. You act like she don't,
• 56:39
  Speaker 7: but she probably do all that old mess right there.
• 56:42
  Speaker 7: Who the hell don't cuss anyway? Anyway, let's just move on.
• 56:46
  Speaker 7: I can tell you for show calling, for real cuss
• 56:48
  Speaker 7: So now we had our first child, I ask him
• 56:51
  Speaker 7: to watch what he said around her daughter, and he
• 56:53
  Speaker 7: slacked up. Well, now he's retired and he's frustrating the
• 56:57
  Speaker 7: board because he'd a start using foe letter words.
• 57:01
  Speaker 3: Again what.
• 57:03
  Speaker 2: He slacked up when the baby was young.
• 57:05
  Speaker 7: But see now you say, we have a seventeen year
• 57:08
  Speaker 7: old and a fifteen year old, and he cusses at
• 57:10
  Speaker 7: them like they his age. They probably heard these words before, ma'am. Now,
• 57:15
  Speaker 7: if if he's not cursing at his daughter, that's a
• 57:20
  Speaker 7: different thing. You know, cussing at your little girls is wrong.
• 57:25
  Speaker 7: If you are man, I just think it's wrong. I
• 57:28
  Speaker 7: do not only do I have to put up his
• 57:30
  Speaker 7: bag language. He put a bar in the basement. He
• 57:32
  Speaker 7: bought all brands. I call his fomer. Coworkers pop up
• 57:35
  Speaker 7: at the house and they go downstairs and they drink
• 57:36
  Speaker 7: up all my husband's liquor. He gets very drunk and
• 57:39
  Speaker 7: usually falls asleep in the basement and I have to
• 57:42
  Speaker 7: USh his friends out. Now, that's that's a little crazy.
• 57:45
  Speaker 7: Your husband drinking that hard. Yeah, that he fall asleep
• 57:49
  Speaker 7: and they steal down there, that's a problem. I have
• 57:53
  Speaker 7: a solution for that though, when we come back. I
• 57:55
  Speaker 7: asked my husband if he's going through something in mid
• 57:58
  Speaker 7: life CHRISTI, He said, he find and he just ready
• 58:00
  Speaker 7: to let his head down a little bit because he
• 58:02
  Speaker 7: ain't working no more. Well, I got that, but we
• 58:05
  Speaker 7: got to do something because y'all can't be that old,
• 58:08
  Speaker 7: because the kids ain't but seventeen and fifteen. So now
• 58:11
  Speaker 7: he retired, we got to come up with something else
• 58:13
  Speaker 7: to do. Size drinking. I got the rest when I
• 58:17
  Speaker 7: come back.
• 58:18
  Speaker 1: All right, thank you, Steve. Hang on, we'll have part
• 58:20
  Speaker 1: two of Steve's response coming up at twenty three minutes
• 58:22
  Speaker 1: after the hour. Today's Strawberry letter subjects the drinking and
• 58:26
  Speaker 1: the cussing has to stop. We'll get back into it
• 58:28
  Speaker 1: right after this. You're listening Steve Hardy Morning Show. All right,
• 58:33
  Speaker 1: come on, Steve, let's recap today's Strawberry letter. The subject
• 58:37
  Speaker 1: this drinking and cussing has to stop.
• 58:40
  Speaker 7: Well, here's a deal. Been married twenty two years, he's
• 58:43
  Speaker 7: always cussed. He started, he didn't put a bar in
• 58:47
  Speaker 7: the basement. He missed his friends, those relationships. He just
• 58:53
  Speaker 7: started back to cussing again. And now the kids at
• 58:56
  Speaker 7: seventeen and fifteen, and you say he cussing it them
• 59:00
  Speaker 7: like they're his age. They probably heard all these words before.
• 59:03
  Speaker 7: Like I said before, as long as he's not cursing
• 59:06
  Speaker 7: at the daughter that way. I don't think that's cool
• 59:09
  Speaker 7: at all because it sends a bad example to a
• 59:11
  Speaker 7: young lady. That is okay for a man to talk
• 59:13
  Speaker 7: to her that way, and it's not. And as fathers,
• 59:16
  Speaker 7: we have to be very very conscious the example that
• 59:19
  Speaker 7: we put in front of our daughters and our sons.
• 59:22
  Speaker 7: But you really don't want a daughter to think that
• 59:25
  Speaker 7: this is acceptable coming from a person who's supposed to
• 59:29
  Speaker 7: love her. That's an unacceptable dog And that's what you
• 59:35
  Speaker 7: got to get a grip on that right there. Now.
• 59:37
  Speaker 7: He respected her when she was young, but now that
• 59:40
  Speaker 7: they're older, I got that they old enough that they've
• 59:43
  Speaker 7: heard this. But you can't do that to your daughter, man,
• 59:48
  Speaker 7: I'm telling you, it's a dangerous slope. You're creating something
• 59:52
  Speaker 7: in her that she don't need to be. She needs
• 59:54
  Speaker 7: to always look at her father as a protector, somebody
• 59:57
  Speaker 7: she can go to and want to, you know, hold
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 7: of father in high esteem. He could be losing that,
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 7: So point that out. To him, tell him, I said
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 7: that that's cool. Steve said you shouldn't do it around
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 7: your daughter, and you shouldn't, and most men had agree
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 7: with me and all, and we have daughters on this show.
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 7: Me and Tommy got daughters. And that ain't how we talk.
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 7: All right, Now, he'd have put his body downstairs and
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 7: his workers pop over at the house and they go downstairs,
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 7: they drink up all your husband's liquor. He get drunk,
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 7: fall asleep, and then you gotta USh his friends out.
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 7: Money ain't an issue with all alcohol. But I get
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 7: tired his buddy drinking up his premium looking in they
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 7: don't give him one cent to buy more. So now
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 7: here's the deal with that? I think the solution is
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 7: he get a night with his buddies downstairs. Pick the
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 7: knight that is the night for drinking, and then that
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 7: makes it once a week or once every two weeks,
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 7: whatever y'all decide. But he gets a night to go
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 7: down with his ball with his buddies. They can't just
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 7: pop up. I don't know what y'all running over there.
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 7: And this ain't camp, and y'all ain't little kids coming
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 7: over to me like, hey, we want to play video
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 7: games and ride your bike.
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 2: That ain't what this is.
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 7: You got a family, dog, and you can't have people
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 7: just popping up at your house. That's unacceptable because now
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 7: you're not only disrespecting your daughter, you disrespecting your wife.
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 7: So now you ask him if you're going through something.
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 7: He said he ready to retire now, and he won't
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 7: let his hair down a little. I've been told that
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 7: you can retire from the military as early as thirty eight.
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 7: But you've been with him twenty two years, so he
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 7: must have been in the military for twenty two years.
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 7: So let's say y'all got married at twenty Let's say
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 7: twenty twenty two, because the kids is fifteen and seventeen.
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 7: So let's say he forty four years old. Okay, dog,
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 7: So you ain't finna do nothing except drink because you
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 7: don'e retire. You gotta do something else. Dog, You may
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 7: live another forty fifty years. What this can't be it
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 7: you need to get some hobbies. I didn't want to
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 7: spend my retirement with a drunk firemouth man. Here's the
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 7: worst part. Last time we were being enterming, he was
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 7: drunk and he called me a dirty name, and he
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 7: kept cussing so loud, and I was afraid our kids
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 7: was here.
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 2: Well, they heard it.
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 7: They heard it he loud. You know, drunk people don't
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 7: ever realize how loud they talking. I don't know what happened,
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 7: but I think drinking blocks your hearing. That is, for
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 7: damn sure or symptom of being drunk. I think it
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 7: blocks your hearing. So I know he talking loud and
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 7: they heard it. How could I stop him from being
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 7: so crude? I need the drinking and cussing the stop.
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 7: First of all, Shirley said it right. You don't have
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 7: to have drunk sex. So you drinking, we not having sex.
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 7: That'll cut back on some of the drinking. And if
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 7: you cuss me, it's over. But now once again I
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 7: can help you with the drinking. You know, sex and
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 7: cussing is kind of.
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 2: You know, let's go together. Yeah, kind of kind of
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 2: kind of handed hand. Really yeah, I'm just.
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 7: Trying to figure out how we're gonna you know, I
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 7: got we're gonna stop cussing at the kids. When I'm
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 7: trying to figure out how we're gonna stop this while
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 7: we're having sex. You know what, what what are we
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 7: supposed to say? I mean, I do know substitute works
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 7: like oh, goodie, goodie. You know you can't just kate,
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 7: I don't know what you're supposed to say. Why you're
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 7: having it? That replaces all sugar, honey, ice tea. Oh
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 7: I don't know how you replace that.
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 2: With uh m hm, cheepers. How about helping oh this swell?
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 4: You know?
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 2: Oh, well, yeah, I don't. I don't know.
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 3: I don't.
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 7: I don't know what we're doing right here, you know,
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 7: I don't. I don't know how to do that. So
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 7: once again I can't help you right there. He needs
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 7: to stop the drink and knowing you need to have
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 7: the guys have a night that they can come over
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 7: and you know, they coming and they leave. Uh, you know,
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 7: you all could also implement well he just put that
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 7: bar down there they come. Just just have a night
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 7: that you can do it, and then just set one bottle,
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 7: two bottles out and this is what we're drinking, and
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 7: then that's it. They can be premium lookable. Once that's gone,
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 7: it's over with. You know, we ain't drinking five six bottles.
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 1: All right, Steve, Thank you post your comments on today's
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 1: Strawberry letter at Steve HARBFM on Instagram and Facebook. Check
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 1: out Strawberry Letter podcast on dements. You're listening.
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 14: Morning show.
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 1: All right, here we go with something funny.
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 15: Yeah, this is a round table discussion today is who
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 15: told on you back in the day that made you
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 15: get the worse absolute worse behind whooping you've ever gotten
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 15: your life. Now here's the thing. Your mama could get
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 15: the news. And Junion and I talked about this. Your
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 15: mama could get the news. We had no internet, we
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 15: didn't have the phone, there was no texting. But by
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 15: time Annie Brown got to that house off that bus,
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 15: she knew everything that went down.
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 3: I don't know how she knows she knew. I have
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 3: no idea. She started up, like, so, what you're doing
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 3: downtown today? Yeah, I'm like that.
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 4: You know how.
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 2: I ain't told nobody.
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 3: There was no social media.
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 2: Little rabbits, little rabbits. Poker this slow this slow cat.
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 7: Told Miss Patters that I was the one that put
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 7: the fire crackers in her tulips in her front yard
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 7: and lit the four fire crackers and blew the damn tulips.
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 7: Little rabbit punk As told me.
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 2: Womans Titterson where across the street, told my mother. Man,
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 2: I got my ass.
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 6: How long was it?
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 2: How long was it waiting?
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 4: Again?
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 2: It felt like about fifteen minutes.
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 3: I asked the question, did you do it?
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 14: Yeah?
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 4: Did it?
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 6: I knew you did it. Crackers in this one. What
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 6: made you do?
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 4: Man?
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 2: She was hateful?
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 6: Man?
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 2: Okay, man? Like if our football rolled in the yard, No, no, no,
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 2: you can't. You don't go on that grass. You go
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 2: down there and get the football, take it in the house. Oh,
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 2: won't put it back to your baseball going her yard.
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 2: Don't go in my yard.
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 7: I'll tell you mom and daddy. Then she come down
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 7: here and get the baseball and roll it down the street.
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 7: Now we got to hear him get.
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 2: Down there for it.
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 6: Yards.
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 2: She ain't that but eight but I couldn't get so
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 2: I only could do four. I had timed it. All right,
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 2: we gotta go, yeah, all I got so many.
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 1: You're listening.
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  Speaker 14: Morning show?
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 2: All right?
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 1: So this is from Anonymous in Virginia.
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 7: Uh.
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 1: Anonymous says, I am really close to one of my
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 1: male co workers, and the other day we crossed the
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 1: line and had sex in his car after work. The
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 1: next day I couldn't get into work, and I realized
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 1: I left my badge in my coworker's car. He called
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 1: in sick, so I had to pay fifty dollars to
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 1: get a new badge made. Then he texted me after
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 1: lunch and said his wife found my badge in the car,
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 1: and he told her that we were just talking. His
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 1: wife as I rate and plans to call my husband.
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 1: My husband is still acting like he hasn't heard anything.
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 1: Should I make up an excuse for being in my
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 1: coworker's car and tell it to my husband before she
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 1: calls him.
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 7: So both of y'all was met. I mean, the wife
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 7: is gonna call the letter writer's husband.
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, because she found the badge. Yes, she found
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 1: the badge in her husband's car.
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 7: Well, I noticed, I ain't gonna be surprising to nobody,
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 7: jo ass if you get to line.
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 3: But yet to line.
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 1: But like what what what kind of life would fix this?
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 7: I don't know because see this from right here, See
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 7: the the the dude you got in the can had sexty.
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 2: His wife ain't buying none of it.
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 7: So she is saying, I'll tell you what, my marriage
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 7: ain't gonna be the only world affected by it. Tail
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 7: have no few like a woman's squirrel and do you
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 7: know I thought that was a scripture that it because
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 7: it's so real and truth, that's not a scripture.
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 2: But it did sound very fibul when.
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 1: It happens, but it's and it's very real and it's
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 1: very real.
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 2: And so she gonna call, So you need to do something.
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 2: I don't.
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 7: I can't help you, you know, y'all wash You know
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 7: everybody was going out to eat for lunch and he
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 7: was going a certain way. He was going to a
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 7: certain and so you all decided to go and ride together.
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 7: It was other people, well.
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 2: In the car, it wasn't just other people.
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 9: If I myself, I'm off in the cars.
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 2: Why did you feel the need to take your badge?
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 7: Because I wasted ice on my thighs and and then
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 7: I dropped down in the float and looked for it
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 7: and my badge came over.
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 4: You.
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 7: Well, I had to take it off my neck because
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 7: I was dabbing my work suit off.
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 2: You get, okay?
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 7: And I cleaned my badge off so it would work
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 7: on the new cacture. I wiped it off and I
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 7: actually wanted left on the talk, oh, because I took
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 7: it off when I waste my tea on it.
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 2: You know how, Okay, so.
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 10: Then I can ask the husband and coffee sad.
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 7: And now there was tea. You're not gonna see tea, stads.
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 7: This wasn't coffee sweet.
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 1: This wasn't coffee sweetie, right.
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 7: Right, you get your facts straight, I said. And it
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 7: was a light tea because I had asked the extra ice.
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 7: So it wasn't even hardy brown no more. It was
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 7: damn near cliffs.
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 1: It's all about the details when you tell a lie.
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 3: I found stick to them.
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 4: I like that.
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 2: I believe it.
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 7: It was other people in the car, so I don't
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 7: know why she mad at you. There was other people
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 7: in but he slammed on his brakes and boom, all
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 7: that tea would splashed everywhere, and I was I was
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 7: back there. I was sitting in the back day.
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 1: Okay, here's a question. Are the two co workers still
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 1: going to be getting together after words?
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 2: Don't stop righting? It's over. See you've got the warning
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 2: shot get rusty. That's right.
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 7: See, God always gives you a chance. He always gives
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 7: you a chance when you make a mistake. You first
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 7: when he fires a shot in the air. This is
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 7: a shot in the air. But y'all have had the
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 7: shot in the air before, so this one was he
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 7: took a little bit of your eLOAD beat off. So
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 7: this somebody else has had wondering what y'all was up to,
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 7: and you didn't heed that warning. Now you the left
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 7: thing in the college. Now gods have fired this shot.
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 7: That took a little he'll old meat off. Now if
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 7: you do it again, the next bullet is in your teeth.
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 1: Okay, all right, I'll doing some questions. Yeah, all right,
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 1: coming up there next time, somebody.
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 2: Gonna be knocking on the window, and you're gonna know
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 2: this version real well.
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 1: Coming up in twenty minutes after the hour. We'll have
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 1: more of this ignorant show right after this. Thank you,
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 1: you're listening.
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  Speaker 14: Morning show.
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 1: All right, Steve, please introduce your man.
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 4: Brown.
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 15: Yes, time of looking to day you. I have a
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 15: list of some of the calls that were made be
• 1:12:48
  Speaker 15: four for July nine.
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 3: One one.
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 4: Here we go.
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 3: We have a family involved in a mustard fight.
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 15: Did you send someone over to the house, just straight
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 15: up muster mustard.
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 1: That's it, barbecue.
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 3: One at them twelve, One at them twelve.
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 15: We have a fat kid stuck in the dry Could
• 1:13:05
  Speaker 15: you send someone over to the hy what's going on?
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 3: One Adam twelve? Any officers out there?
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 15: We have sparkless stuck in somebody's butt center officer way
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  Speaker 15: one at them twelve one Adam twelve, Calling all officers.
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  Speaker 15: We have a fight that broke out. Somebody made but
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  Speaker 15: now the pudding with breast milk? Could you go over
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  Speaker 15: to the house one morning, one Adam twelve. Whoever's out there?
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  Speaker 15: We have two Christians in a head locked they're about
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  Speaker 15: to kill each other. Could you send someone over to
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  Speaker 15: the house please, one Adam twelve. Any officers by any officers.
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  Speaker 15: We have someone with a head boom from a turkey leg.
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  Speaker 15: Please send someone for right away. Serious, one adam twelve
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  Speaker 15: one any offices out in the air.
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  Speaker 3: We have an elderly woman stuffed in a leather catsup.
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  Speaker 3: Send someone over to the houses.
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  Speaker 8: Got the I still got it? Got it all right?
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  Speaker 6: Jay?
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  Speaker 1: You're crazy?
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  Speaker 14: Mind all right?
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  Speaker 4: Thank you?
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  Speaker 1: You're listening hard Morning show time for would you rather guys?
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  Speaker 1: Here we go? Would you rather have sex in a hospital?
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  Speaker 1: Have sex in a hospital, or would you rather have
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  Speaker 1: sex at a funeral?
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  Speaker 7: Either way, what it depends on who you're talking about
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  Speaker 7: at Okay, you're talking to the start of a show.
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  Speaker 2: That's not what I won't No.
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  Speaker 14: No, we're not all right matter where.
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  Speaker 1: In other words, all right, would you rather be financially
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  Speaker 1: satisfied or sexually satisfied?
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  Speaker 2: I'm gonna go with both of them. I'm gonna go
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  Speaker 2: with A, because if you A, you can get B.
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  Speaker 1: Right what you say you got a.
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  Speaker 4: B?
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  Speaker 2: Come be come believe that. Okay, you're going be already
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  Speaker 2: know you've been I'm all right, thank god. Yeah, I've
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  Speaker 2: done B without the A, and it ain't nothing but
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  Speaker 2: working ship.
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  Speaker 7: I've been B with no A. And I'm telling you
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  Speaker 7: right now, you start looking for that A you know her,
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  Speaker 7: or you gonna messer. Ain't gonna be able to do
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  Speaker 7: B no bo Yeah all this goal. You want to
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  Speaker 7: go to dinner? I thought we could just go on
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  Speaker 7: to the house. I would be taken out.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, here's another one. Would you rather be married to
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  Speaker 1: a compulsive life or would you rather be married to
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  Speaker 1: a compulsive gambler? A gambler be lying though, Hey, you
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  Speaker 1: rather be married to a compulsive liar?
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  Speaker 2: You lie to you all dance all the time. Yeah
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  Speaker 2: all the time. He damn watch this here.
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  Speaker 4: Lie to me?
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  Speaker 2: What happened lie to me and watch what I do?
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  Speaker 2: What you're gonna do? Just being a lie topping contest?
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  Speaker 1: Who can give the best?
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  Speaker 2: I gotta go to the Steve, I gotta go to
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  Speaker 2: the doctor today.
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  Speaker 4: What you gotta do.
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  Speaker 2: I'm going to the doctor too. I gotta go down
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  Speaker 2: there too.
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  Speaker 4: Damn.
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  Speaker 7: We got doctors appointments on the same day. Look here,
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  Speaker 7: say something watch.
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  Speaker 1: Put you a delicious meal.
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  Speaker 2: Oh baby, I already hated.
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  Speaker 6: Last That was.
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  Speaker 1: Really a lie. All right, coming up, it is our
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  Speaker 1: last break of the day on this Friday, and we'll
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  Speaker 1: after this, you're.
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  Speaker 1: All right, guys, here we are our last break of
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  Speaker 1: the day. It's been a good day. And Steve, so
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  Speaker 1: you because you know what.
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  Speaker 7: I want to talk to you about something I saw
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  Speaker 7: online today. I just happened to be going through and
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  Speaker 7: I don't even know. I think it was on Instagram.
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  Speaker 7: I think when I was watching Bishop jenks Man, and
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  Speaker 7: he's absolutely, hands down one of my favorite people. On
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  Speaker 7: a personal note, because I can't even tell you how
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  Speaker 7: many times I've called him and just told him something
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  Speaker 7: I was going through, man, and he just gave me
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  Speaker 7: the perfect word of encouragement. He's just been he's just
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  Speaker 7: been a friend, man, He's just been a friend. Not
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  Speaker 7: on the past storial level, but I'm talking about just
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  Speaker 7: like I'm telling you, he's a guy that's just a
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  Speaker 7: cool dude.
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  Speaker 2: And he don't talk to you.
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  Speaker 7: With crosses coming out of his mouth every time he
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  Speaker 7: opened it. You can just have real conversation with him
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  Speaker 7: at about what's really happening and what you can really
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  Speaker 7: do about it. Now, he gonna end up telling you
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  Speaker 7: about faith, but he gonna also give you some real
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  Speaker 7: life situations so you don't get, you know, clouded with
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  Speaker 7: it like it's just all you know, sugary. Like here's
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  Speaker 7: a real simple answer just to apply to scription going
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  Speaker 7: about your business because his life. But I was listening
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  Speaker 7: to him today and he was talking about courage and
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  Speaker 7: he was talking about do you have courage to go
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  Speaker 7: for it? Because he was talking about success and he
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  Speaker 7: was talking about it takes courage to be successful. So see,
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  Speaker 7: if if you don't want to be nothing, it don't
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  Speaker 7: take no courage because it takes courage to win. You know, look, man,
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  Speaker 7: if you want to be regular, if you want to
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  Speaker 7: just lay it down, you know, if you don't want
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  Speaker 7: to make no waves, if you want to be mediocre,
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  Speaker 7: if you want to just go on and fit in,
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  Speaker 7: if you want to dress like them, if you want
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  Speaker 7: to act like them, if you want to walk like them,
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  Speaker 7: if you want to think like them, if you want
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  Speaker 7: to do what they do, and and you ready to
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  Speaker 7: just let mediocrity have his way in your life, then
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  Speaker 7: you don't need no courage.
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  Speaker 2: But if you want to win, it takes courage.
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  Speaker 7: And once you make the decision to win, they gonna
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  Speaker 7: talk about you because they don't talk.
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  Speaker 2: About nobody that ain't winning.
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  Speaker 7: When the last time you heard a conversation about somebody
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  Speaker 7: that ain't winning. No, man, they talk about you. If
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  Speaker 7: you win it They talking about you winning in hopes
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  Speaker 7: that they can see you fall. If they see you
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  Speaker 7: stumbling from the top, you still winning. But if they
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  Speaker 7: think they can see you stumbling, here they talking about you.
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  Speaker 7: They try to find anything they can to bring you down.
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  Speaker 7: But it takes courage. It takes courage to be successful.
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  Speaker 7: It takes courage to win. And he kept asking the question,
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  Speaker 7: do you have the courage to win, because when you
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  Speaker 7: start winning, y'all, you got to be ready because they
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  Speaker 7: gonna talk about you, they gonna take shots at you,
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  Speaker 7: They gonna throw rocks.
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  Speaker 2: At you, they gonna take aim at you. Ain't nobody.
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  Speaker 7: They aiming at no losers because they're too easy to
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  Speaker 7: hit because they down there already. See people only get
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  Speaker 7: credit for shooting at somebody up.
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  Speaker 2: What good and listen to me. I'm not making fun
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  Speaker 2: of the less fortunate by any way.
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  Speaker 7: But you don't see nobody always talking about the down
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  Speaker 7: try unless they're ignorant, just trying to make theyself look better. No, man,
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  Speaker 7: you know what gets you on the internet. You know
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  Speaker 7: what gets you viral? You know what gets you streaming
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  Speaker 7: when you start talking about somebody that's about something, because
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  Speaker 7: you know what those people are news see you popular.
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  Speaker 7: When you start going viral, when they start talking about you,
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  Speaker 7: it's because you win it. You can't go viral on
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  Speaker 7: somebody that ain't nobody. So y'all take heed, take heart,
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  Speaker 7: and take courage all at the same time when they
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  Speaker 7: talking about you, because that means you're moving, That means
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  Speaker 7: you're shaking them up. That means you're giving them something
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  Speaker 7: to talk about. But in order to do that, it's
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  Speaker 7: gonna take some courage. You've got to be courageous, man.
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  Speaker 7: It don't take nothing to mail it in. It, don't
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  Speaker 7: take nothing to lay it down. All you gotta do
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  Speaker 7: is say I'm through, i ain't doing nothing more, and
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  Speaker 7: it's done.
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  Speaker 2: It's over with.
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  Speaker 7: But sit up and say I'm gonna finish. Sit up
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  Speaker 7: and say I'm gonna see it through. Sit up and
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  Speaker 7: say I'm gonna be the best. Sit up and say
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  Speaker 7: I'm gonna fight it. I'm gonna try, I'm gonna fight.
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  Speaker 7: I'm gonna win this one. See, they talk about all
• 1:22:42
  Speaker 7: these fights that's going down and stuff, and they talking
• 1:22:45
  Speaker 7: about who fighting lamar Odam fighting, Mayweather fighting this dude,
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  Speaker 7: Chris Paul he he go rute Paul whatever his name is,
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  Speaker 7: and want Paul boys fighting over this dude, this gout
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  Speaker 7: mcconnor fighting out here. But the only reason they talking
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  Speaker 7: about is you finn to do something. They ain't talking
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  Speaker 7: about nobody that ain't fighting. They ain't talking about nobody
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  Speaker 7: that ain't throwing no punches. They ain't talking about nobody
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  Speaker 7: that didn't sign the contract. The conversation is about the
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  Speaker 7: people who signed up to fight. The credit belongs to
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  Speaker 7: the man who is actually in the reena. Now I'm
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  Speaker 7: paraphrasing this thing that Teddy Roosevelt wrote, because the whole
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  Speaker 7: way he did it wasn't for me. But the credit
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  Speaker 7: belongs to the man who is actually in the arena,
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  Speaker 7: whose face is marred with dust, blood, sweating tears, Not
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  Speaker 7: to those cold and timid souls in the stands who
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  Speaker 7: know neither victory nor defeat. They just spectators, man, And
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  Speaker 7: the only reason they talking about you because it looked
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  Speaker 7: like you trying to win.
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  Speaker 2: But it takes courage.
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  Speaker 7: Be encouraged.
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  Speaker 2: Everybody, go for it. Those are my clothes. Remark I'll
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  Speaker 2: have a great thing.
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  Speaker 13: He talk to God.
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  Speaker 7: He loved you.
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