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Ugly Family Members, Friends with Benefits, Right or Wrong, Tommy's Midshow Remarks and more. · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Y'all know what time to y'all don't know y'all back
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  Speaker 1: a suit on, looking back to back down, giving them
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  Speaker 1: more like American buck things. And it's not me true
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  Speaker 1: good at Steve harting to move together for Steve. Please
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  Speaker 1: by I don't join join me. You're doing me hung
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  Speaker 1: You gotta use turning. You gotta turn to turn them out.
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  Speaker 1: Turn you haven't got to turn them out. Then turn
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  Speaker 1: the water the water go. Come come on your baby daddy.
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  Speaker 1: Uh huh, I sure will a good minding everybody. You're
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  Speaker 1: listening to the voice, come on, dig me nw one.
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  Speaker 1: It only Steve Harley got a radio show. Okay, here
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  Speaker 1: we go today, folks. This is a good one because
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  Speaker 1: today I want to share with you something that affects
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  Speaker 1: every living soul, and that one thing is your attitude.
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  Speaker 1: This affects everyone. It is your attitude. You know. I
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  Speaker 1: don't know if anyone's ever told you, but I mean
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  Speaker 1: many of you who listen know this. But there are
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  Speaker 1: a lot of people who don't understand a positive attitude
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  Speaker 1: can bring about a change. A positive attitude can bring
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  Speaker 1: about a change. Well, now here we go with the
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  Speaker 1: nay says, well, Steve, what you mean, if I'm just
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  Speaker 1: positive being changed, I'm a gonna what me being positive
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  Speaker 1: got to do with that? Okay, now listen to me carefully.
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  Speaker 1: A positive attitude can bring about change. Well, okay, Steve,
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  Speaker 1: I hear you saying that, But they didn't fired me.
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  Speaker 1: So now what does my having a positive attitude have
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  Speaker 1: to do with the fact that they fired me? Well,
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  Speaker 1: one more time, A positive attitude can bring about change. What, Steve,
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  Speaker 1: I set up in here and gave eight nine, twelve
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  Speaker 1: years of my life to this man and he just
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  Speaker 1: he cheated on me and walked out. Now what does
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  Speaker 1: me being positive have to do with him cheating on me?
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  Speaker 1: How that's gonna change that? Okay, here we go again.
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  Speaker 1: A positive attitude can bring about change. And listen to
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  Speaker 1: the whole thing. Now, the positive attitude and the change
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  Speaker 1: that can happen starts. This is the start. It starts
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  Speaker 1: within you. See, life is ten percent what happens is
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  Speaker 1: what you do about what happens. Okay, you gave twelve
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  Speaker 1: years of your life to this man. He cheated and
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  Speaker 1: left you hold in the bag, the kids and everything.
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  Speaker 1: Now what does being positive have to do with changing that?
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  Speaker 1: Or they came in and they fired you. You lost
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  Speaker 1: your job that you was a stellar performer at. But now,
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  Speaker 1: how does you having a positive attitude, How does that
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  Speaker 1: change things for you? So far? You can use any example.
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  Speaker 1: Here's what happens when you have a positive attitude. What
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  Speaker 1: it produces within you is a positive approach to life.
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  Speaker 1: And when you have a positive attitude and a positive
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  Speaker 1: approach to life, it causes you to be optimistic, to
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  Speaker 1: have a positive out look, to expect things to ever
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  Speaker 1: actually turn around and and and and turn into a
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  Speaker 1: positive That's very important because as the law of attraction
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  Speaker 1: comes into play, if you think positive thoughts, you attract
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  Speaker 1: positive things. If you think evil thoughts, you attract evil
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  Speaker 1: to you. You know, if you want for nothing, then
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  Speaker 1: nothing comes your way. If you want for a positive attitude,
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  Speaker 1: if you want for positive results, if you want for
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  Speaker 1: a great outcome, that's what you attract to you. The
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  Speaker 1: change will begin within you. So let's take the man
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  Speaker 1: that walked out your life and left you hold in
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  Speaker 1: the bag. Here's a positive attitude. Okay, two things have
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  Speaker 1: happened as positive here. Number one, you've ridd it yourself
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  Speaker 1: of someone who is obviously going to be if not
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  Speaker 1: already been toxic in your life, cause you many restless nights,
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  Speaker 1: a lot of uncomfortable feelings, an uneasiness, not sure in curity.
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  Speaker 1: You've been going through it with this person, whoever they are.
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  Speaker 1: Number One, that person has been released from your life.
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  Speaker 1: Number Two, it allows you now to have the someone
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  Speaker 1: who will treat you just the way you want to
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  Speaker 1: be treated. That's the positive outlook, that's the optimistic way.
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  Speaker 1: That's when you're a positive person. You see the positive
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  Speaker 1: in things that happened to you instead of burying yourself
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  Speaker 1: under the what's wrong with it? A old woe is
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  Speaker 1: me now? Concept? See a positive attitude. When they came
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  Speaker 1: in there and they fired you and let you go,
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  Speaker 1: Could this not have been just the opening you needed
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  Speaker 1: to finally start on a new career path that you've
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  Speaker 1: been talking about doing anyway? Could it possibly be a
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  Speaker 1: brand new chance for you to get the dream job
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  Speaker 1: or dream career of your choice. Could it not possibly
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  Speaker 1: be the perfect opportunity now for you to finally finally
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  Speaker 1: do something about that gift, about that talent that God
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  Speaker 1: gave you, that thing that you love to do. Could
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  Speaker 1: it not be the perfect time for you to pursue that?
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  Speaker 1: But if you don't have a positive attitude, then you
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  Speaker 1: lay there. Oh they finned come getting my house? Oh
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  Speaker 1: what I'm gonna do now? All this unemployment ain't enough?
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  Speaker 1: Oh Lord, when this unemployment run out? What am I
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  Speaker 1: gonna do? Then I won't have nothing? And you old
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  Speaker 1: woe is me until you become old woe is me.
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  Speaker 1: But if you take it from the positive approach, some
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  Speaker 1: amazing things can happen in your life. I will tell
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  Speaker 1: you on a personal note, that's some of the most
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  Speaker 1: some of the best changes, some of the biggest moments
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  Speaker 1: in my life came after a loss. So I don't
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  Speaker 1: want to go down on the list, but boy, I
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  Speaker 1: could tell you. Let me let me tell you something.
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  Speaker 1: When they didn't want me on the radio anymore in La,
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  Speaker 1: when they didn't when they went it was sick of
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  Speaker 1: the way I did radio out there, and they wanted
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  Speaker 1: me gone. And on May twenty third, two thousand and five,
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  Speaker 1: when my when when when my deal was done with
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  Speaker 1: the beat out in La? Okay, look what happened though? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I was gone in May. But in September nineteenth I
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  Speaker 1: started to Steve Harvey Radio Network with four cities. You see,
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  Speaker 1: but I didn't go old Woe is Me? I said,
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  Speaker 1: oh okay, God must have something else from it then,
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  Speaker 1: because if he didn't remove me from this, that must
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  Speaker 1: be something else. Same thing can happened when you lose
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  Speaker 1: and you and you and you break up in a relationship.
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  Speaker 1: Same thing can happen to you. You never know the
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  Speaker 1: one God God for you. Now Here you go, here
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  Speaker 1: you go again. Now you get put into a situation
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  Speaker 1: with somebody, treat you just the way you want to
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  Speaker 1: be treated, provide you the whole lot of aspects of
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  Speaker 1: your life you knew nothing about prior to that. But
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  Speaker 1: you gotta stay positive. If you stay positive, that positive attitude,
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  Speaker 1: that optimistic outlook, that that that always thinking God got
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  Speaker 1: me no matter what happened to me, some amazing things
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  Speaker 1: that's going can will happen in your life. It's a fact.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know how it works that way. I just
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  Speaker 1: know that's what it is. Positive attitude is everything, y'all.
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  Speaker 1: So get off the old Woe is Me negativity train
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  Speaker 1: because it ain't gonna take you nowhere but down and
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  Speaker 1: get get your outlook up. If you change your attitude,
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  Speaker 1: you change your altitude. Altitude is determined by your attitude,
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  Speaker 1: how high you go, how big you become, how far
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  Speaker 1: you go. It all depends on how you think. It
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  Speaker 1: all depends on what type of attitude you got. Ain't no,
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  Speaker 1: ain't no very very successful, super negative people. It just
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  Speaker 1: doesn't coincide that way. If you see that something that
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  Speaker 1: happened to them along the way, and don't weary. You
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  Speaker 1: ain't gonna worry about it because you ain't gonna see
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  Speaker 1: them long because you can't stay up there like that.
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  Speaker 1: It's just too hard, all right. That's the conversation. You're
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  Speaker 1: Oh I hope it's another poem. No, no, surely it's not.
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  Speaker 1: It's truth be told. Listen something I did do this though,
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  Speaker 1: that's what you know? Last week got to me. We
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  Speaker 1: would talking about, you know, being ugly. So I went
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  Speaker 1: called my family up and just took a poll. I
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  Speaker 1: just wanted to know what they really thought. I called
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  Speaker 1: some as a cup and came back up. Not all right,
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  Speaker 1: you know you possible. But what really hurt my feelings
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  Speaker 1: was how fast sad? But I just I just discovered
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  Speaker 1: after they called me ugly, compliments started coming in. You
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  Speaker 1: know you hard working though, you know, you know it's
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  Speaker 1: your spirit good you know, you know, I mean it
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  Speaker 1: was all this stuff can come back. So I discovered it,
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  Speaker 1: and truth be told, when you ugly, people really love
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  Speaker 1: you for who you are. They really love you, you know,
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  Speaker 1: I mean, they just can't coming back. They're like, yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you ugly, But listen, that's not what count. It's what's
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  Speaker 1: on the inside. Got encourage you gotta cut. This was
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  Speaker 1: remissing me up. I had never heard this. My great
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  Speaker 1: aunt say, yeah, boy, you're ugly, that ugly, but you've
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  Speaker 1: come from good Stop. I ain't never heard. What you
• 15:05
  Speaker 1: come from good stock means is who told you that
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  Speaker 1: your grandma ain't? My grandma said. What that means is
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  Speaker 1: your grandfather's grandfather got sold for a lot. Who knew? Hey,
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  Speaker 1: But when you really others don't feel bad. People really
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  Speaker 1: do love. When they one or two friends I have
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  Speaker 1: ain't with me because I look, they just like you
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  Speaker 1: because they know they know. And I know I look
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  Speaker 1: in the mirror. Every time I look in the mirror,
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  Speaker 1: I know they no doubt, no doubt. You know I
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  Speaker 1: maybe somebody I found me a man. My mother told
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  Speaker 1: me a long time ago. You're not gonna be an
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  Speaker 1: attracted man because you just don't have a good look
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  Speaker 1: at me, And so always babe yourself and wear nice
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  Speaker 1: clothes that work. Get them girls something else. Look at it, right,
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  Speaker 1: you're nothing to walk in the room. Dude, ain't talking
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  Speaker 1: about you know what? I noticed that any time you
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  Speaker 1: do here that it ain't never yet. And you notice
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  Speaker 1: how quiet Tommy. Tommy don't like it because Tommy is
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  Speaker 1: the one boy in that family. I just was shot. No,
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  Speaker 1: how would you just Okay, did you ever think about
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  Speaker 1: if you were cute? I mean, I'm not saying you're not. No,
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  Speaker 1: I ain't never thought about it, you know. Yeah, my
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  Speaker 1: life being a whole lot of different, like if if
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  Speaker 1: I'm just like skinning to have a different lag light,
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  Speaker 1: like like like, oh, I don't think I be I
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  Speaker 1: could not have elder. I couldn't have that. What why
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  Speaker 1: what would you do? You would be our hand in it?
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  Speaker 1: I just see the bay. You can't have no hell
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  Speaker 1: like that nobody in it. I gotta cut now, you boy,
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  Speaker 1: you cut your finger wide over man, I can still
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  Speaker 1: braid my hand. Dog. I don't want to be I
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  Speaker 1: just I just don't want to. I can handle kids
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  Speaker 1: no way, because I always like who like me like,
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  Speaker 1: I don't have like I don't ain't ain't no two
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  Speaker 1: girls don't feel like at the same time. So you
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  Speaker 1: don't know people they approach. No, well, I'm too ugly
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  Speaker 1: to be approaching. I try. You gotta say you gotta
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  Speaker 1: like you gotta let you. Don't get down. You ugly,
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  Speaker 1: you can't push up on you. Gotta let them invite you. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: like damn, they gotta walk up like you. You gotta
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  Speaker 1: do that. How y'all doing shouted out? What you say
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  Speaker 1: in you moving? Ain't do that. So that's why you
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  Speaker 1: have a live boy when I don't never see it
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  Speaker 1: the b if at the club, don't never do that.
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  Speaker 1: Cook too much light behind, hang out in callers almost
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  Speaker 1: by pay phones and bathroom. I hang at it over
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  Speaker 1: that way to wait to walk up get the drinks head,
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  Speaker 1: and that's never in the never no light. I actually
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  Speaker 1: do my comedy shoulder ask him turn out hout that jesting. See,
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  Speaker 1: so tell me you're not participating in this conversation. Just
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  Speaker 1: ugly moments with you. It's cute. I don't think I'm shoot.
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  Speaker 1: I just don't. I'm just not that's bring your whole
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  Speaker 1: from you, hugly ugly. I don't see why are you
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  Speaker 1: struggling with them like it's new you've been ugly. I'm
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  Speaker 1: not stopped dog you ugly and stop he's thinking positively?
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  Speaker 1: What does that? Do you think I'm positively ugly? Because
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  Speaker 1: he doesn't from the same family. Do you just think
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  Speaker 1: you don't want yourselves? You? Yeah, women sung and stuff.
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  Speaker 1: That's why we're funny, That's why we stay that way.
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  Speaker 1: Did you see women beating on this dough like we
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  Speaker 1: beat on glass around this too? And nobody? What do
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  Speaker 1: you mean tell me you don't have like a lot
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  Speaker 1: of women after you and stuff? Hey, no, man, do
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  Speaker 1: you care? Answer the question? That's the question on the table.
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  Speaker 1: I have fans that weight around After the show, Yes,
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  Speaker 1: it was, I walked out. We had a conversation on
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  Speaker 1: the way. What fans do the job people work that
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  Speaker 1: they're waiting on you to come. Tell me this what
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  Speaker 1: he sees in the mirror is different from what you guys,
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  Speaker 1: very different, all right, coming up, coming up, nephew, tell
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  Speaker 1: me to run that prank back. You're listening to the
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  Speaker 1: is here to run that prank back. What you got
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  Speaker 1: frank right now with the ain't they working on the
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  Speaker 1: talking about the hua? Yeah? But what I want to
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  Speaker 1: do the hua when it ain't good too? Well? The
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  Speaker 1: Wall Company would like to let you all know that
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  Speaker 1: do with this day. Yeah, what takes you all the
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  Speaker 1: thinking wall? That's the wall that's in the clippers. You
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  Speaker 1: on the board of the fun Yesterday when you said that,
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  Speaker 1: Sally sent me a thank you. Thank you so many
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  Speaker 1: people from from walking to where the clippers time talking
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  Speaker 1: about that's funny. All right here it is wall workers.
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  Speaker 1: name is Kevin. I'm calling from wall Workers Recruitment. Are
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  Speaker 1: you currently working right now? Are you employed a right now?
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  Speaker 1: I'm not in fun. I'm looking from from work right now.
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  Speaker 1: I'm sorry. What was an immigant? My name is Kevin Kevin. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: how are you doing, mister Kevin. I'm good, I'm good.
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  Speaker 1: government and uh we at this point don't have enough manpower,
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  Speaker 1: and um, we're looking for for people that want to work.
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  Speaker 1: is gonna be a three to four year job. So
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  Speaker 1: You're gonna work twelve hours shifts and at least six
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  Speaker 1: hours a day. And it's all construction. So from my understanding,
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  Speaker 1: that's better, correct sir. I've been working in construction for
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  Speaker 1: the pack like twelve years now, so yeah, that's great,
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  Speaker 1: Thank you. Thanks call. Yeah you are you used to
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  Speaker 1: you know, in good shape to actually be a part
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  Speaker 1: of the company. We want to make sure you're you're
• 23:22
  Speaker 1: all fitting ready to go for March. So did you
• 23:25
  Speaker 1: think this would be something you'd like to do. Yeah,
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: this is this is amazing. So we're type of practicing here.
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: This is um. Like I said, we're all wall workers
• 23:33
  Speaker 1: recruitment and I'm actually spearheading it. We got this deal
• 23:36
  Speaker 1: with the government, so we're soon as we get the
• 23:39
  Speaker 1: green light. We just got to make sure we got
• 23:41
  Speaker 1: enough manpower and we're looking forward. Just say wall wall
• 23:44
  Speaker 1: workers recruitment, wall workers recruitment. Correct, like building the wall,
• 23:51
  Speaker 1: building the wall, building the wall at the at the
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: borders exactly on the signment. I'm gonna have to pack
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: on this. I mean I need to watch. I mean,
• 24:01
  Speaker 1: is there is there is there a problem Hobby, Yeah,
• 24:05
  Speaker 1: it's a problem. I mean a Mexican American man, I
• 24:08
  Speaker 1: got family that lives over in Mexico. I got family
• 24:11
  Speaker 1: ls over here. You know in the States, like I don't.
• 24:14
  Speaker 1: I don't want to be a part of that. Controversially,
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: I don't want to be a part of anything that
• 24:18
  Speaker 1: Trump had to do with. But building some ball Are
• 24:21
  Speaker 1: you kidding me? You were excited when I told you
• 24:23
  Speaker 1: we were paying you forty five dollars an hour for
• 24:25
  Speaker 1: twelve hours ships in six six, six days a week.
• 24:28
  Speaker 1: I mean that's pretty good money. Of course, there has
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: great money. But I wouldn't be a part of this.
• 24:33
  Speaker 1: For if you paying me a hurry bucks an hour
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: or a thousand bucks an hour. I mean, you know,
• 24:37
  Speaker 1: I dis respected to my people, my brother. I mean,
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: it ain't gonna happen. I don't want to part of this.
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: I didn't know, I didn't know what type of project.
• 24:44
  Speaker 1: It wasn't so down I mean you want to said
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: it really quickly because I didn't catch what you said,
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: and I don't know if you're catching what I'm saying.
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: But I want no part of this. So you have
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: a problem with building a wall and we're paying you
• 24:59
  Speaker 1: it's a mile of do dollars that you're gonna put, um,
• 25:02
  Speaker 1: you know, food on your table and take care of
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: your family. You got a problem with Doug. I don't
• 25:06
  Speaker 1: give a fiv it. Put food on my table. I
• 25:08
  Speaker 1: can make my money doing looking for some other words.
• 25:11
  Speaker 1: I ain't gonna be a part of building some guy
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: whoa I'm gonna be saying what I'm saying about. I
• 25:17
  Speaker 1: am what you're saying. Well, we're doing. We're going in
• 25:22
  Speaker 1: the first place. My family might answers the land? Right
• 25:26
  Speaker 1: do you belong to that? Before? It was the point
• 25:28
  Speaker 1: of the UA? All right? I mean how the border?
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: It's because of part of Mexico, because the US. I mean,
• 25:37
  Speaker 1: he betrayed us Mexican. It's not cool, not cool. Okay?
• 25:43
  Speaker 1: You questions calling Latinos to build this wall, or are
• 25:47
  Speaker 1: you calling other racists too? I haven't. I mean I
• 25:53
  Speaker 1: don't know everyone's nationality, Sir, you just can't. What about
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: how about that? So are you looking at the last name?
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: I'm not looking at the last names. I mean, I know, uh,
• 26:05
  Speaker 1: I assume that you were Latino. Your name is Poverty.
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: I got that, but you have it's Javier is not Harvey.
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: Only my friends your family called me Harvey? All right? Okay, um,
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: do you have any friends or family you take? Might
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: want to work the walls? Bro Yo who were parents. Fully,
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: when you're a baby, nobody could be that dumber, stupid
• 26:30
  Speaker 1: old I warn't how did you see the news? I mean,
• 26:33
  Speaker 1: what the do you think I was gonna say? I
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: mean you and everybody else. That's a part of building
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: this wall, because the world, all right, I mean, okay,
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: well he suspectful. You really think that you start recruiting
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: last names, your dirty work. I'm sorry? What about what
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: about Louise? What about what your cousin? I mean, will will?
• 26:59
  Speaker 1: He be all right? But on the one, my cousin Louis,
• 27:03
  Speaker 1: my cousin Louise, you got him signed up and he's
• 27:06
  Speaker 1: the one that recommends me because I'm gonna kick him.
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna go to bad right now. I'm the most
• 27:14
  Speaker 1: tell me my cousin signed up already. No, I'm gonna
• 27:16
  Speaker 1: tell you this. Your cousin Louise got me to play
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: phone call you. This is nephew taught me from the
• 27:22
  Speaker 1: Steve Harkins Morton and show me lea. Oh my god,
• 27:34
  Speaker 1: it's crazy. Man. I'm gonna go kick all right. You
• 27:42
  Speaker 1: guys got me, good man, you guys got me. Hey, Harvey,
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: do this for me? Man in Spanish, let me. Know this,
• 27:48
  Speaker 1: what is the baddest radio show in the land? Like
• 27:52
  Speaker 1: that comes Steve Harvey. All right, d thank you, nephew.
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: That is crazy. Workers found out while you were talking
• 28:05
  Speaker 1: about a part. Yes he did. All right, guys, more
• 28:10
  Speaker 1: of the Steve Harvey Morning Show right after this, you're
• 28:13
  Speaker 1: listening to the stew All right, Steve, you are the
• 28:19
  Speaker 1: resident relationship expert on the show, no question. Uh. And
• 28:25
  Speaker 1: you know there are some folks involved in a friends
• 28:27
  Speaker 1: with benefits situation. You know a lot of people you
• 28:30
  Speaker 1: know in those kind of relationships. But there are boundaries,
• 28:33
  Speaker 1: of course, as in any relationship, you should still be
• 28:37
  Speaker 1: honest and not take the situation for granted. Though a
• 28:40
  Speaker 1: few mishaps could land you back in the friendship zone
• 28:43
  Speaker 1: with a quickness, of course. And even if the arrangement
• 28:46
  Speaker 1: is super casual, then Tommy becomes the expert. You know, yeah, yeah,
• 28:56
  Speaker 1: keeper can so here we go. All right, So if
• 29:00
  Speaker 1: someone is lying or not being honest about their intentions,
• 29:03
  Speaker 1: well you know it's bad news for you because you know, uh, look,
• 29:08
  Speaker 1: eventually all everything comes to light. You might as well
• 29:12
  Speaker 1: if you're just gonna be friends benefits just being honest. Okay,
• 29:17
  Speaker 1: money here's the money. Let me hit this. Look here,
• 29:22
  Speaker 1: I don't love you. Oh my gosh. I'm just being
• 29:26
  Speaker 1: real about what we're doing and what we're doing. We're
• 29:29
  Speaker 1: both cool with that. I'm honest by my intentionous. We
• 29:33
  Speaker 1: gonna do this untill we don't want to do this
• 29:35
  Speaker 1: no more. This ain't abouty, no love. Matter of fact,
• 29:39
  Speaker 1: we're doing it from We can't even make eye contact
• 29:41
  Speaker 1: because this ain't love at all. Don't don't gaze at me,
• 29:46
  Speaker 1: look at me. Don't look at me, or you look
• 29:48
  Speaker 1: back at me. Don't look back at me. When we're
• 29:50
  Speaker 1: in the moment, look forward, don't look back. Don't look back.
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: That's that's in the moment. You don't do that. Let's
• 29:57
  Speaker 1: just being honest. I'm saying, yeah, that's bu do it.
• 30:02
  Speaker 1: Do it. Acting jealous not allowed good? Uh. You know
• 30:08
  Speaker 1: it's a little tough man when you have an arrangement
• 30:13
  Speaker 1: and you know it's just friends for benefits because the
• 30:15
  Speaker 1: other person could have somebody, and so being jealous is
• 30:19
  Speaker 1: just you post being able to play a little bit
• 30:22
  Speaker 1: better turn. It ain't your turn when I show up
• 30:28
  Speaker 1: with my wife. What is your lip out? That is
• 30:35
  Speaker 1: wrong with you today? What is wrong with you, and
• 30:42
  Speaker 1: why is you texting me? You'll see him over here.
• 30:49
  Speaker 1: He talked about this. If you walk past me and
• 30:52
  Speaker 1: my wife. One more, Dan, you better get your lip back,
• 30:58
  Speaker 1: your rep paid for as you got your mom this
• 31:03
  Speaker 1: boy here. Okay, here's another one. Guys, assuming yes is
• 31:10
  Speaker 1: forever instead of yes for now, play your position well.
• 31:16
  Speaker 1: You know, if if you've agreed to be with somebody
• 31:21
  Speaker 1: period of time and you know that's all it is,
• 31:25
  Speaker 1: that's all it is, you really can't expect no more
• 31:27
  Speaker 1: than that. Nobody always catch feelings and mess every dam up.
• 31:31
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, you know, goodness, Dawn, this for six months.
• 31:39
  Speaker 1: You know that, you know we're not gonna last no longer.
• 31:42
  Speaker 1: But ain't no sense and you won that Christmas, gonna
• 31:45
  Speaker 1: go with you. You ain't been to getting out of
• 31:49
  Speaker 1: that Christmas now. But October we're gonna fade up out here.
• 31:53
  Speaker 1: Oh man, I'm gonna be looking about to break bread hair.
• 31:56
  Speaker 1: Take it down. We're doing that Christmas December twenty six
• 32:01
  Speaker 1: and just deal with it. Deal with it, okay, Okay,
• 32:22
  Speaker 1: moving on? Uh No dissing aloud, disappearing acts without explaining
• 32:28
  Speaker 1: what's happening, Okay, I can't do it well, you know, um,
• 32:33
  Speaker 1: it's kind of touchy because you know the end of
• 32:36
  Speaker 1: the day, you know, if you say you're gonna be here,
• 32:41
  Speaker 1: no you should be here. It's an agreement and arrangement
• 32:44
  Speaker 1: that we have. That's true. Yeah, because if I don't
• 32:47
  Speaker 1: know where you at, you might be outside my damn
• 32:49
  Speaker 1: house and that could get ugly when on vacation with
• 32:56
  Speaker 1: my damn what is you? You? What? What? What? And no,
• 33:02
  Speaker 1: you don't get a vacation. I can't go nowhere with you. Yes,
• 33:09
  Speaker 1: those are pictures we took, that's all. I don't want
• 33:12
  Speaker 1: to hear about the disappearing. Why did I leave while
• 33:14
  Speaker 1: you was in the shower because she would call him?
• 33:17
  Speaker 1: I got to go. They sitting and wait on you
• 33:21
  Speaker 1: to get out. We though with what we was doing.
• 33:30
  Speaker 1: The second is helping somebody's all about helping help man.
• 33:35
  Speaker 1: We hiting him. Why I can't get a vacation if
• 33:40
  Speaker 1: she get one? I got facebooks somewhere as we fissed
• 33:47
  Speaker 1: the girl, And why do I have to keep having
• 33:50
  Speaker 1: this same damn conversation. He's gonna miss brown be out disagreement,
• 33:58
  Speaker 1: that's what being You gonnass around this brief? Okay, when
• 34:02
  Speaker 1: we when we said, you know we're friends with benefits.
• 34:05
  Speaker 1: You knew I had kids, and you said you know
• 34:07
  Speaker 1: you would sometimes take them out occasionally. You know you
• 34:12
  Speaker 1: would be nice to my children. Now you know your
• 34:15
  Speaker 1: friends would benefits and you did say you just gonna
• 34:17
  Speaker 1: take kids out. They kids, you don't have things they
• 34:20
  Speaker 1: look forward to. You gotta aud of your obligation at
• 34:23
  Speaker 1: least get them to the part. Huh. Damn your damn kids.
• 34:29
  Speaker 1: You see my profile on Facebook man with kids MN
• 34:31
  Speaker 1: your kids kids see you also where their kids need
• 34:37
  Speaker 1: to match up and your kids better not speak to
• 34:47
  Speaker 1: me when they see me out damn it. Running up
• 34:52
  Speaker 1: on before to go this segment right here, mister, you're
• 35:01
  Speaker 1: listening to morning show. Time for comedy Roulette guys, Jason
• 35:06
  Speaker 1: bring it down. Yeah, each week we could test it
• 35:09
  Speaker 1: with a comedy ability. Give us five subjects. Put them
• 35:11
  Speaker 1: on a wheel. Spin the wheel, wed stop what you got?
• 35:17
  Speaker 1: All right? Here we go? All right. Number one, every
• 35:21
  Speaker 1: time you say something, they try to talk. That's a
• 35:23
  Speaker 1: good step that. Here's what you say. Here's number two.
• 35:31
  Speaker 1: Number two, why is your kids so fat? We can
• 35:35
  Speaker 1: do that. We can do that. Number three, people who
• 35:37
  Speaker 1: go from zero to sixty Tommy four big girls with
• 35:46
  Speaker 1: little men. Yeah yeah, number five broke people who you
• 35:56
  Speaker 1: don't know are broke until the check comes. That stand
• 36:03
  Speaker 1: the whale cats in the whale. Oh here it is.
• 36:13
  Speaker 1: It is Look a guy, people who go from zero
• 36:15
  Speaker 1: to sixty? My god, working with somebody like this, let
• 36:20
  Speaker 1: me tell you it is a nightmare. And then there
• 36:24
  Speaker 1: from Houston. That's all I'm saying. Ain't talking about the name.
• 36:27
  Speaker 1: They're from Houston. Everything than is a damn argument. Not
• 36:32
  Speaker 1: that your boys with a high boys you know what
• 36:34
  Speaker 1: I'm coming out, high boys argument about nothing zero they
• 36:40
  Speaker 1: we're talking next thing, you know, in the full blown hurgument.
• 36:45
  Speaker 1: Good day here, get dang o good about the dam Wow?
• 36:52
  Speaker 1: Do you have one, Steve? A person does have to
• 36:55
  Speaker 1: be somebody who work with people who go from zero
• 36:59
  Speaker 1: over sixty. Okay, well, since we're talking about people we
• 37:02
  Speaker 1: worked with, I think Shirley, I think short go for
• 37:07
  Speaker 1: zero sixty. Every time I turn around, she man by someone.
• 37:10
  Speaker 1: The bulls always correcting you. You can't say nothing wrong,
• 37:14
  Speaker 1: isn't it ain't this isn't I mean as soon as
• 37:19
  Speaker 1: you say something like she right there, like we got
• 37:22
  Speaker 1: to deal with that. Do you say something to it,
• 37:24
  Speaker 1: and she just started drawing. She started drawing right now,
• 37:28
  Speaker 1: all of a suddenly, and we're making a flower that
• 37:30
  Speaker 1: don't really look like a flower. Damn flowers that look
• 37:34
  Speaker 1: like that. Away the sixty, not only not only little
• 37:40
  Speaker 1: zero to sixty. Once they reached sixty, they shut down.
• 37:44
  Speaker 1: They got nothing down that. Now, let's say they quiet that.
• 37:49
  Speaker 1: They shut it down. And then after that, so you okay,
• 37:53
  Speaker 1: we cool? No we cool? No, no, hell no, hell no,
• 37:58
  Speaker 1: let's just move on. No, let's no, no, no no no,
• 38:02
  Speaker 1: let's just going to do the show because that's timm
• 38:05
  Speaker 1: it right there. No no, hell no, all right, we'll
• 38:08
  Speaker 1: be back. You're listening. I'm gonna just play this for
• 38:13
  Speaker 1: your short version of it. This is my reaction listening
• 38:17
  Speaker 1: to Shirley Murdock's As We Laid. This is the reason
• 38:20
  Speaker 1: I'm ticked off because this happened to me in the eighties.
• 38:24
  Speaker 1: I was at a girl's house all night long, and
• 38:26
  Speaker 1: I don't know why Shirley thought, oh, necessary write a
• 38:28
  Speaker 1: damn song about such a bad memory. For let's go
• 38:33
  Speaker 1: cut eight hundred miss calls. It's morning and we slept.
• 38:45
  Speaker 1: Then now we can, yes, we still this We've got
• 39:14
  Speaker 1: to face one simple fan. We someone the night we
• 39:29
  Speaker 1: ain't just slept no night on. I ain't been in
• 39:32
  Speaker 1: your way. You're just gonna heave me over. Sunlight shines
• 39:36
  Speaker 1: across your sleeping Oh here, yeah, yeah, we always go
• 39:42
  Speaker 1: to sleep a week, but you taste supposed to be
• 39:51
  Speaker 1: this still posts the last night We're supposed to be
• 39:55
  Speaker 1: the gone, our separate way. I'm a story. What alone
• 40:00
  Speaker 1: not hard? We had? Were just supposed to have a
• 40:03
  Speaker 1: lovely view out the whole. You got some love to
• 40:10
  Speaker 1: get about. I forgot the shoe, knew I was late snow.
• 40:21
  Speaker 1: You can't sleep when I'm snowing like leg hanging on
• 40:27
  Speaker 1: tomorrow as we leave mine about the prize price we
• 40:43
  Speaker 1: had to pay our book in this day, I can't
• 40:47
  Speaker 1: find my drawls, day down, my shoe in the kitchen.
• 40:55
  Speaker 1: I don't know wear my ties, Jackie, turn this side out.
• 41:03
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to get you this car. What is you
• 41:10
  Speaker 1: saying about my wife I had when you met me?
• 41:19
  Speaker 1: You don't want to hurt it. What you ain't different
• 41:21
  Speaker 1: to do. She's gonna understand you did the right. She
• 41:28
  Speaker 1: for an understand. You know it's crazy. I's gonna Shirley,
• 41:34
  Speaker 1: who you want? I can't stand that bill. Right as
• 41:39
  Speaker 1: we snapped, what is the bell going off? What was
• 41:43
  Speaker 1: the beil at one thirty? You forgot about car? Your funking?
• 41:53
  Speaker 1: You know count is a You ain't got to deal?
• 41:57
  Speaker 1: What's the car? I know what got drivers in explain it?
• 42:01
  Speaker 1: Not like Thomas say, eight hundred miss owned calls, seventy
• 42:13
  Speaker 1: nine texts, all of them from Huck you better be dead.
• 42:18
  Speaker 1: I'm driving home, trying to think on what I'm my
• 42:25
  Speaker 1: mom on classic? What was the beil at one thirty? Dude,
• 42:34
  Speaker 1: you don't run sent a been looking at me talking
• 42:38
  Speaker 1: about that's the sunlight cross your face? You ain't post
• 42:41
  Speaker 1: me no light on me the wild night though, jacket.
• 42:46
  Speaker 1: I need to find my hanging off shoots in the kitchen.
• 42:52
  Speaker 1: I went home. I ain't got no shirt. I just
• 42:54
  Speaker 1: got a town. I couldn't even find that. I thank
• 42:59
  Speaker 1: you you. Up next, it is the nephew with a
• 43:02
  Speaker 1: prank phone call for today. Right after this you're listening
• 43:06
  Speaker 1: to all right, coming up at the top of the hour,
• 43:11
  Speaker 1: right about four minutes after, it's my strawberry letter for today.
• 43:14
  Speaker 1: But right now the nephew is here with today's prank
• 43:17
  Speaker 1: phone call. You heard me, Carla, what you got now? Yeah,
• 43:25
  Speaker 1: you are what you got? But man? What but man? What? Man? Yeah?
• 43:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah what man? It's called But man, let me break
• 43:37
  Speaker 1: this down to you. So at the you know, at
• 43:40
  Speaker 1: the job, somebody somebody copied. They butt on the machine,
• 43:46
  Speaker 1: on the copy machine. People are still doing that. It
• 43:50
  Speaker 1: didn't really happen, shirt, but I act like it did.
• 43:54
  Speaker 1: So I'm human resources and I called this man, this
• 43:58
  Speaker 1: brother and say, hey, we uh, we got an understanding
• 44:02
  Speaker 1: that uh, somebody on your floor copy day, but on
• 44:05
  Speaker 1: the copy machine, and we need to UM set a
• 44:10
  Speaker 1: meeting with you at eleven so you can come in
• 44:13
  Speaker 1: and we need to see if it was you, which
• 44:16
  Speaker 1: means what which we need? Yes, okay, we need to
• 44:22
  Speaker 1: we need we need to see your butt. Here we go.
• 44:25
  Speaker 1: You already know our brother Zach. Here we go right now.
• 44:28
  Speaker 1: But hello, hey, I'm trying to reach Von. Please Von.
• 44:35
  Speaker 1: This is Darius, Darius with Human Resources. How are you
• 44:40
  Speaker 1: n I help you? Yeah, listen, we UM have an
• 44:43
  Speaker 1: incident that has taken place at the job. You actually
• 44:48
  Speaker 1: what floor are you on? Von? I'm all for twelve
• 44:53
  Speaker 1: floor twelve? All right, So do you use the copy
• 44:57
  Speaker 1: machine that often on that floor out all the time,
• 45:00
  Speaker 1: but I do use it every once in a while, Okay,
• 45:03
  Speaker 1: every once in a while. So here's what's going on.
• 45:06
  Speaker 1: There's gonna be some actions being taken place here pretty soon,
• 45:10
  Speaker 1: some legal actions, and we're just clearing everybody. You know,
• 45:13
  Speaker 1: this is this is just a proper procedure that we're
• 45:16
  Speaker 1: having to go through. So let me just kind of
• 45:19
  Speaker 1: enlighten you on what's taking place. Someone on the twelfth
• 45:22
  Speaker 1: floor has copied their butt on a piece of paper
• 45:27
  Speaker 1: and the copy machine. So someone I actually sat up
• 45:29
  Speaker 1: on the xerox machine and copied their butt. Why someone
• 45:33
  Speaker 1: would do that, I have no earthly idea. But what's
• 45:36
  Speaker 1: happening now is everyone on your floor is gonna have
• 45:40
  Speaker 1: to come in and show their butt. So we're scheduling
• 45:44
  Speaker 1: this now. I'm thinking Friday at eleven am. Would that
• 45:48
  Speaker 1: be sued? Yeah, y'all talked, y'all talk about want me
• 45:54
  Speaker 1: to come up there and show show my show because
• 45:59
  Speaker 1: some I'm a grown man. Okay, I'm a grown man.
• 46:03
  Speaker 1: I ain't do that. Okay, you know what, I believe you.
• 46:06
  Speaker 1: I believe you wholeheartedly, Von, But just to clear your name.
• 46:10
  Speaker 1: We have to, I hate to say it, clear your
• 46:12
  Speaker 1: butt as well. So we want to make sure we're
• 46:15
  Speaker 1: gonna find out who's. But this here is on a
• 46:17
  Speaker 1: piece of paper that did this. We're gonna find out
• 46:19
  Speaker 1: I find you're gonna find out who's You're gonna find
• 46:21
  Speaker 1: out whose cheeks those are, and you're gonna find out
• 46:23
  Speaker 1: real quick than our mind. All right, I'm not doing that, man,
• 46:26
  Speaker 1: I'm not gonna come in. You said Friday, you're doing
• 46:29
  Speaker 1: this Friday, Eddy eleven not coming in my day off.
• 46:33
  Speaker 1: I'm pulling my pants down. Let's some strangers. Look at really,
• 46:37
  Speaker 1: look at my look at my cheeks. Talking about somebody copied.
• 46:42
  Speaker 1: I'm not doing that. I don't. I don't want to.
• 46:45
  Speaker 1: I don't want this to take a turn, von, because
• 46:47
  Speaker 1: right now, this is if you're not if you're saying
• 46:50
  Speaker 1: you're not coming in, then other actions will be taking
• 46:53
  Speaker 1: place if you don't come in and follow the precedure
• 46:56
  Speaker 1: that everybody's saying. Everybody else that I'm calling they have
• 47:00
  Speaker 1: to come in. How many how many people work on
• 47:02
  Speaker 1: that floor? There's at least eighty plus people on that floor.
• 47:06
  Speaker 1: You're talking about trying to have eighty plus people come
• 47:10
  Speaker 1: in drive all the way to work, so some strangers
• 47:13
  Speaker 1: we don't even know can look at our look at
• 47:15
  Speaker 1: our cheeks, and I'm not gonna do that. I don't
• 47:18
  Speaker 1: know who did it, but I know they ain't me. Well, somebody,
• 47:22
  Speaker 1: somebody zeros there but on the twelfth floor, and we're
• 47:27
  Speaker 1: gonna get to okay, but we're gonna get to the
• 47:29
  Speaker 1: bottom of who did it and what you're What you're
• 47:32
  Speaker 1: not gonna do, Vaughan, is tell me you're not coming in.
• 47:34
  Speaker 1: What you're not gonna do. Do you like your job
• 47:37
  Speaker 1: here with this company? Okay? What you're not gonna do
• 47:41
  Speaker 1: is act like you're gonna fire me because I'm not
• 47:43
  Speaker 1: gonna show y'all my sweet goodies just because you just
• 47:46
  Speaker 1: because you from HR you got me food. If you
• 47:49
  Speaker 1: actually expect me to think that everybody that worked from
• 47:52
  Speaker 1: this floor is over here, like oh yeah, sure, I'll
• 47:55
  Speaker 1: let some strangers look at mind, look at my crack.
• 47:58
  Speaker 1: You must be playing, no, sir, not with me. Okay,
• 48:02
  Speaker 1: let me ask Let me, let me ask you this.
• 48:05
  Speaker 1: Do you have a coworker name Andre Andre? Yes? Okay,
• 48:10
  Speaker 1: and Andrew says he knows you. Now, I'm just gonna
• 48:13
  Speaker 1: put it out here, Andrea is stating that it could
• 48:16
  Speaker 1: have possibly been you. Really, Andre got the nerve to
• 48:20
  Speaker 1: say it could have been mere? Why are he trying
• 48:24
  Speaker 1: to single me out like I even use that damn copier.
• 48:27
  Speaker 1: I don't playing games. I'm a grown man. He must
• 48:31
  Speaker 1: be out of his mind thinking he gonna say I
• 48:34
  Speaker 1: did it. All I know is he stated that you
• 48:36
  Speaker 1: were a possibility. That's what. That's what he stated. He
• 48:39
  Speaker 1: said I was a possibility. That that's dumb. He ain't
• 48:44
  Speaker 1: have absolutely the reason to take I don't even use
• 48:46
  Speaker 1: that copier, man, I use that thing like once every
• 48:48
  Speaker 1: two three weeks, everybody on that floor. Okay, so out
• 48:52
  Speaker 1: of once every two three weeks, is there a possibility
• 48:55
  Speaker 1: maybe you propped your butt up there and copied it?
• 48:58
  Speaker 1: Not at all, y'all, don't need ain't even told me
• 49:00
  Speaker 1: when this happened. I probably wasn't even working when the
• 49:03
  Speaker 1: booty chick scute. When you must be out your mind.
• 49:07
  Speaker 1: You can waste everybody else for some time trying to
• 49:10
  Speaker 1: bring everyone in to get a free strip show, but
• 49:13
  Speaker 1: you're not gonna do that to me. This has to
• 49:15
  Speaker 1: be unethical and illegal on so many levels. You're trying
• 49:19
  Speaker 1: to come in and say everybody on the entire flour
• 49:22
  Speaker 1: has to come show that. Man. You want to be
• 49:26
  Speaker 1: kidding me? What's your name? Whole time You're trying to
• 49:29
  Speaker 1: call me saying this is HR what's your name? Because
• 49:31
  Speaker 1: we're not. I'm Darius, I'm Darius out of human Resources.
• 49:35
  Speaker 1: I told you that when I first called you, and
• 49:37
  Speaker 1: well Darius, well Darius, when I do come into work,
• 49:41
  Speaker 1: you will I want to see. Let me ask you this, von.
• 49:45
  Speaker 1: Do you know Leslie Leslie? I know that better not
• 49:50
  Speaker 1: even say my name, but so you do know Leslie? Yes,
• 49:53
  Speaker 1: I know Leslie. She works there with me. So you're
• 49:56
  Speaker 1: trying to tell me that Leslie said this to Do
• 49:59
  Speaker 1: you want to know what Leslie said? Yes? I would
• 50:02
  Speaker 1: like to know what Leslie says, so when I cuss
• 50:05
  Speaker 1: her out, I get it right, Okay. Leslie told me
• 50:08
  Speaker 1: to tell you that this is nephew Tommy from the
• 50:11
  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show. And you just got frank by
• 50:14
  Speaker 1: your co worker Leslie and oh man, Leslie and Andre
• 50:25
  Speaker 1: got me to prank phone call you. Man, dude, I
• 50:30
  Speaker 1: was man, I was passed. Yeah, your uncle is right, bro,
• 50:36
  Speaker 1: somebody is gonna whoop y'all. I bet I bet it
• 50:42
  Speaker 1: this year. All right, un tell me this man, what
• 50:45
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• 50:48
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• 50:52
  Speaker 1: definitely gonna whoop, y'all. You're like, man, give it to me,
• 51:00
  Speaker 1: give it to me. Come but man, baby, oh man,
• 51:10
  Speaker 1: immature work. All right, listen, thank you? Have you up next,
• 51:19
  Speaker 1: it is a Strawberry letter. You're listening to the Steve
• 51:22
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• 51:26
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• 51:47
  Speaker 1: I'd subject my husband and his groupies. Here's Stephen Shirley.
• 51:52
  Speaker 1: I've been married twenty two years and we have three children.
• 51:56
  Speaker 1: My husband and I have a great marriage and he
• 51:59
  Speaker 1: still takes me out on dates weekly. My husband and
• 52:02
  Speaker 1: I are prominent business owners in our community, so whenever
• 52:05
  Speaker 1: we go out in public. I have a problem with
• 52:08
  Speaker 1: women approaching my husband. My husband hugs the women, chats
• 52:12
  Speaker 1: with them, and as even welcome one woman to join
• 52:15
  Speaker 1: us at our dinner table recently. And yes, these women
• 52:19
  Speaker 1: ignore my presence. I am too successful to be checking
• 52:22
  Speaker 1: women in public, but I will not allow them to
• 52:25
  Speaker 1: keep disrespecting me and my marriage. I repeatedly speak to
• 52:29
  Speaker 1: my husband about this matter. He always says it's harmless
• 52:32
  Speaker 1: and that he isn't doing anything to encourage these women
• 52:35
  Speaker 1: to act like to act this way toward him. I
• 52:38
  Speaker 1: know how women think, and yes, my husband is fine
• 52:41
  Speaker 1: and paid, and he's always in a tailored suit. I
• 52:45
  Speaker 1: don't want to nag my husband, but I do want
• 52:48
  Speaker 1: to resolve this issue. Do you think that I am
• 52:51
  Speaker 1: being overly sensitive? Steve? Since you are a very high
• 52:55
  Speaker 1: profile star, I need your advice. She said it, she
• 53:00
  Speaker 1: called it. So how should I handle this? H No,
• 53:03
  Speaker 1: I definitely don't think you're being overly sensitive. I definitely
• 53:06
  Speaker 1: don't think that you have every reason and every right
• 53:09
  Speaker 1: to feel the way you feel. I mean, no one
• 53:12
  Speaker 1: wants to be disrespected or feel ignored. You know they don't.
• 53:16
  Speaker 1: No one deserves that. But your husband, I think, is
• 53:19
  Speaker 1: the one that should fix this problem. I mean all
• 53:22
  Speaker 1: this hugging and you know, chopping it up with these
• 53:26
  Speaker 1: women in front of you and welcoming them over to
• 53:29
  Speaker 1: the table and all that. That kind of stuff needs
• 53:32
  Speaker 1: to stop. I think he's a little overly friendly because
• 53:36
  Speaker 1: it makes you feel some kind of way. I mean
• 53:38
  Speaker 1: he can shake their hands, you know, or something like that,
• 53:41
  Speaker 1: or you know, just respectfully say I'm with my wife,
• 53:44
  Speaker 1: this is me time, right now, this is our time,
• 53:46
  Speaker 1: right now, we're on a date. He can keep it
• 53:48
  Speaker 1: professional with them and very respectful. He says it's harmless,
• 53:52
  Speaker 1: but it's not harmless to you, and that's what he
• 53:54
  Speaker 1: needs to understand. He needs to understand it's about you
• 53:58
  Speaker 1: and how you feel, because you should be his priority,
• 54:01
  Speaker 1: number one in his life, not these women. So I
• 54:04
  Speaker 1: would have to say, you know, you need to defer
• 54:06
  Speaker 1: to your husband. I'd have one more conversation with him,
• 54:08
  Speaker 1: letting him know how you really feel, and hopefully, hopefully
• 54:12
  Speaker 1: that will shut it down. Steve, since you're a high
• 54:15
  Speaker 1: profile star, very high profile star, you've been through this,
• 54:19
  Speaker 1: I'm sure of course, of course. Well let me take
• 54:24
  Speaker 1: it a step and show you something. First of all,
• 54:28
  Speaker 1: you say that your husband and our prominent business owners
• 54:30
  Speaker 1: in our community. So whenever we go out in public,
• 54:33
  Speaker 1: I have a problem with women approaching my husband. My
• 54:36
  Speaker 1: husband hugs and women chats with him, and as even
• 54:39
  Speaker 1: welcome one woman to join us at identitable recently, and yes,
• 54:43
  Speaker 1: these women ignore my presence. Okay, Now, first thing I
• 54:46
  Speaker 1: need to know us? What business do you all have in?
• 54:50
  Speaker 1: What type of community that makes y'all that prominent? Where
• 54:54
  Speaker 1: here in the hoog and kissing baby business? Now? Is
• 54:58
  Speaker 1: he a politician? Does he own? Do y'all own the
• 55:02
  Speaker 1: only grocery store in town? Why he's so damn famous? Y'all?
• 55:07
  Speaker 1: The Jefferson? Y'all got a stranger cleaners? What is y'all
• 55:11
  Speaker 1: I do? Because y'all making best red velvet cake, y'all
• 55:13
  Speaker 1: got a bakery? What business did he have that makes
• 55:20
  Speaker 1: y'all so damn prominent that he gots to be chimmy
• 55:24
  Speaker 1: with all the damn women. Come on, well, let me
• 55:29
  Speaker 1: go and explain something to you. Men have much bigger
• 55:33
  Speaker 1: egos than women. Women have stress points that they have
• 55:36
  Speaker 1: to deal with under pressure of looking good for other women.
• 55:40
  Speaker 1: What magazines have done to women over the years, and
• 55:43
  Speaker 1: then what some men expected women. So women have a
• 55:46
  Speaker 1: hard aware of it. But don't you think for one
• 55:48
  Speaker 1: minute that men don't have egos, because he got barn
• 55:52
  Speaker 1: he loves the popularity, Oh, mister Johnson, Oh mister Wallings was,
• 55:58
  Speaker 1: oh miss mister Miles. Because see then it gives him
• 56:07
  Speaker 1: a sense of accomplishment. How y'all doing a hug and
• 56:11
  Speaker 1: all the women, and the women take advantage of this,
• 56:13
  Speaker 1: And then he's even gone so far as invite one
• 56:17
  Speaker 1: to your table. That is what really ticked you off.
• 56:19
  Speaker 1: But not only do they get at the table, they
• 56:22
  Speaker 1: ignore you and play you short. They've done it to Marjorie.
• 56:26
  Speaker 1: I can't count the times with something. Most women are
• 56:29
  Speaker 1: really respectful though, Hey Marjorie, how you doing? Hey Steve,
• 56:34
  Speaker 1: y'all look so beautiful. Agun, that's the majority of people.
• 56:37
  Speaker 1: Every now and then you'll get some woman I don't
• 56:40
  Speaker 1: want to I will jest you. I don't want her
• 56:42
  Speaker 1: in my pitching. Well you're not getting no damn, because
• 56:46
  Speaker 1: I don't know what you think I'm finna do. I
• 56:48
  Speaker 1: can't play my girls short because you're having this egotistical moment.
• 56:52
  Speaker 1: But now your husband has to start taking you into
• 56:55
  Speaker 1: consideration and how this must make you feel. He must
• 56:59
  Speaker 1: add at least not allow the women in the community
• 57:04
  Speaker 1: to disrespect you as his wife. You know this ego thing,
• 57:08
  Speaker 1: the attention. Hear what you need to do the next
• 57:11
  Speaker 1: woman that comes sit down at the table act like
• 57:13
  Speaker 1: you ain't you got to make an example out of
• 57:15
  Speaker 1: her where it got to get round you got how
• 57:23
  Speaker 1: fuck up? He hugging me if you want to? Wow? No, No,
• 57:34
  Speaker 1: go ahead, hug me if you want to. But Steve,
• 57:37
  Speaker 1: I've never seen you do anything like I mean. I've
• 57:39
  Speaker 1: always seen you, like be respectful to the to the
• 57:43
  Speaker 1: person that wants to take the picture, but you would
• 57:45
  Speaker 1: never hug them like that. I've never seen you do that.
• 57:50
  Speaker 1: Nothing to get all of that disrespect my girl, I've
• 57:52
  Speaker 1: never seen you do that. No, no, see no, because
• 57:56
  Speaker 1: she first see I got to live with her and
• 57:58
  Speaker 1: make a life with her. I got you want a picture,
• 58:00
  Speaker 1: But if you can be respectful towards both of us,
• 58:02
  Speaker 1: be more than happy to give you the picture. If
• 58:04
  Speaker 1: you shade my girl in any way, and I can't,
• 58:07
  Speaker 1: I can't do nothing for you. All right, We're gonna
• 58:09
  Speaker 1: have part two of this letter. Steve's response coming up
• 58:13
  Speaker 1: the subject my husband and his groupies. Right after this
• 58:17
  Speaker 1: you're listening to. Come on, Steve, let's get to part
• 58:22
  Speaker 1: two of your response to today's Strawberry Letter. My husband
• 58:26
  Speaker 1: and his groupies. She's been married twenty two years. Husband's
• 58:31
  Speaker 1: a good man. They got some business that she won't
• 58:33
  Speaker 1: tell us what it is that makes them prominent in
• 58:36
  Speaker 1: the community. He wear Taylor suit. I've been trying to
• 58:39
  Speaker 1: get what it is. I thought maybe he was a
• 58:41
  Speaker 1: politician called day in the hug mama kissing baby business.
• 58:46
  Speaker 1: Maybe they only own the own a grocery stole in something.
• 58:50
  Speaker 1: I think it's a small town. Yeah, maybe maybe they
• 58:54
  Speaker 1: got three or four clean us down there pastry shop.
• 59:00
  Speaker 1: Whenever they see him, they want to hug him, and
• 59:02
  Speaker 1: he hugging him back. How y'all doing? What's up, ladies,
• 59:05
  Speaker 1: how y'all doing? Oh? They fall forward to and they
• 59:08
  Speaker 1: ignore you. Now a couple of reasons why you might
• 59:12
  Speaker 1: get played show? All right, come on, let's go. Women.
• 59:18
  Speaker 1: Try who they think they can get away with it with. Women,
• 59:24
  Speaker 1: Try who they think they can get away with it with.
• 59:27
  Speaker 1: So now, why are they trying you? Well, let's go
• 59:31
  Speaker 1: over a couple of things that could possibly be happening him.
• 59:35
  Speaker 1: Could it be that number one, they think because you
• 59:39
  Speaker 1: ain't saying nothing, you ain't gonna say something. Could it
• 59:43
  Speaker 1: be that, ah, here's the ugly one. Could it be
• 59:48
  Speaker 1: that they have looked at you and decided, oh, that's
• 59:51
  Speaker 1: what he liked. Well, hell let me holiday him. I'm
• 59:54
  Speaker 1: gonna let that one sink in. So now here they
• 59:58
  Speaker 1: come because they think they can't in because he's allowing it.
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 1: And number two, you ain't checking nobody. And then number three,
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 1: I don't know what I'll fit you have on when
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 1: he go out in them Taylor suits. But you need
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 1: to step up. You get your shot hand on fixt
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 1: where them help us note put don them let them
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 1: see it, but don them let them see you ain't
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 1: gotta be shame. And then if all fails, you got
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 1: to make an example out of one of them and
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 1: drag her, drop her ass right there at the table,
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 1: take her head and slam it down into the mask.
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 1: For do you know how that gets your attention when
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 1: your head hit a question? I've had this this argument
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 1: at my house when you when you take pictures as
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 1: a celebrity, where you're supposed to put your hand at
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 1: when you take that wide over her shoulder, fingers showing them. Yeah, okay,
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 1: because I have all my pictures on the show. I
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 1: have had my hand around like a woman's waist. That
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 1: has created a big Why you got your hands out away?
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 1: But he's stupid. But before we went to break, I
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 1: told you I've never seen you do anything disrespectful like
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 1: this when the women come up to you. I've just
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 1: never seen it. You always have someone else to take
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 1: the picture with you. You never like hug them anything.
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 1: My hands in front and folded. Yeah, no, you can
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 1: hug me if that's what you want to do. But
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 1: we're not fitting being here loving on each other. Now,
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 1: this ain't fitting to be on TM. It's like it's
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 1: like women who come on my show. I put my
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 1: arm around it when we take the picture with the panel.
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 1: But if you look in my hands behind them, my
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 1: fingers is widespread open. You can see it on most
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 1: camera shots. You can see my hands. What is your
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 1: handing me the BA I didn't know it was an issue.
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 1: I just didn't. I just took pictures. Now I'm learning that.
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 1: Like if you take a picture with a man and
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 1: his wife and she in the middle, make sure your
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 1: hand is on his shoulder so he know the wife
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 1: always ain't the wife in the middle, and I put
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 1: my hand around him, right, I'll never touch his man, right, Yeah,
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 1: though you've done that too. No, no, it's been I've
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 1: always touched the guy's shoulder. I know you don't have
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 1: any mentors. Do you have somebody you can run this?
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 1: I'm good. I just ran right here, Junior, he won't come.
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 1: I just ran Junior, Jude, this years late. God. But
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 1: but the other problem is the junior got a problem
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 1: with everything exactly that Junior. He never would have brought
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 1: this up. Shoot like that. Oh, oh I can't shoot.
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 1: He shooting that day day? How flat is your stomach, Junior. Damn,
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 1: he's been a pacing square. So bottom line, Steve and
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 1: this letter, well, the bottom line is he has to
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 1: you have to make him aware. Now he's saying, oh,
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 1: it's nothing, but this always nothing is affecting you. It's
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 1: affecting you, So it is something. And then secondly, I mean,
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 1: come on, dude, you got that that much of all
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 1: ego where you just can't just for a little while ago. Hey, look, ladies,
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 1: I'm with my wife. You're having a good time. I
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 1: appreciate y'all. No, man, you invite some woments. You gotta
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 1: be nuts. That's what date night is for the two
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 1: of y'all. Yes, yeah, you gotta say something. Yeah, we're
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 1: trying to have dinner. Yeah. Man, man, there's a way
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 1: you can say it. Definitely, all right, we get it.
• 1:04:01
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• 1:04:11
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• 1:04:16
  Speaker 1: What what what are you talking about? What what are these? O?
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 1: H O h A. Yes, Steve, we've kind of decided. Yeah. Yeah,
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 1: we come together and as a group and we had
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 1: it made a decision because we love you. You are
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 1: fearless leader and we want your concern. Yeah, you need this,
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 1: need this, you need this. Oh h a Steve. And
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 1: for those of you who don't know, it stands for
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 1: over hosting anonymous and you have you have that. You
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 1: have that over hosting anonymous hosting set. You got to
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 1: go to the meetings. Yeah, yeah, you have to go
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 1: to the meeting, get the chips and everything. Yeah. Yeah,
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 1: my name is Steve, Yeah, you have to do all that.
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 1: And and I'm an over host. We see sign of it, yeah,
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 1: we do, and we want to help you. We know
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 1: other people who've had it. Yeah, yeah, like Ryan, Ryan Seacrest,
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 1: he had great example, great example. Clark had it. Clark
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 1: really had yeah it, really had it. Yeah yeah yeah yeah,
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 1: and you have it yeah yeah, Simon Cowe definitely has
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 1: Nick Cannon had it for a minute, but they stopped it. Yeah, abruptly. Yeah,
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 1: he quit, yeah, he quit. Yeah. So Steve, you know,
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 1: and loeui of all that. In light of all of that,
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  Speaker 1: we we just came together as a group to help you.
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  Speaker 1: So so Tommy, let me ask you when do you
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 1: think that the whole over hosting started. I mean, how
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 1: old were you when you were just when you started hosting? When?
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 1: When did it? When did it? When did it appear?
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 1: I don't really see it as a problem denial. Yeah,
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 1: it's worse than I thought it is. It's pretty bad. Yeah. Yeah.
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 1: Is it true that you've called trying to get soul
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  Speaker 1: trained back up host that we've heard that, we've heard
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  Speaker 1: that has been calling and yeah yeah, And so you
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 1: don't see it as a problem yourself, Steve. You know no, no, absolutely,
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 1: that's a problem. Yeah. Yeah. And is it true that
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  Speaker 1: you constantly you never ever are seen without a suit
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 1: on ever, no matter all the time, you always have
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 1: you ready to child. True, But for the most part,
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 1: I would have to not looking good. Yeah. And we've
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 1: been told that even when you're in the shower you
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 1: start hosting to yourself, hosting alone, hosting alone, that's actually
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 1: talking to body parts in the shower. You're hosting your hosting.
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 1: This is Mike, come out more of the Steve Harvey
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 1: Morning Show. Right after this, you're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show.
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  Speaker 1: All right, here we go, drum roll clean, surely, don't
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 1: get to I love it well, Steve. I like how
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 1: Steve introduced. But I don't know sarily with me or
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 1: laughing at me. And now on the good ones, I'm
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 1: with you. You be the judge. Let's go right around
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 1: a right, come on, say come on man, Pep, I'm ready.
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 1: Here we go. You can't stand this, Tello, Go ahead, man,
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 1: tell Junior that you don't know when sour cream has
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 1: gone bad because it's already south. You just gotta hope
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  Speaker 1: you gotta good one. Tell him, don't Tommy, huh, sal
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  Speaker 1: cream goes bad when this star tasted sweet? Come on,
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 1: because see when I'm not gonna sit up here shell
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 1: and just had him do me. Yeah, he got an
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 1: your back. I love it. Yeah, okay, okay, okay, fly Steve,
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  Speaker 1: y'all yeah, right around Stevens right okay in South Queen,
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  Speaker 1: do not go sweet sour queen cream. I can't say
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 1: sal creamy boy? Shut up? Do your next when you lost? Okay?
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 1: A fly without wings is a walk you know, you
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 1: see what I'm saying. I'm really you know, you really
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 1: ought to be with me on that. I'm like, what
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 1: I have wings? Think about it, y'all, I'm so sick
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 1: of I'm so sick of he walks walking by him?
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying, though, qual nobody know what
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  Speaker 1: that is. That's really the problem the queens and he
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 1: ain't got no queens here. I love all of it.
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 1: That I'm just I'm just being as real as I
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 1: can't look if they ain't got no ways. Still a
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 1: fly timing but he walk in. No, he's not, he
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 1: ain't flying. What do you walking? All right? All right,
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 1: let me see it. I love it. Okay, Okay, one
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 1: for Junior. Yeah, Junior, get that because the tangle with
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 1: no legs, it's still a title. Still gonna go over
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  Speaker 1: there and tell him he ain't ye, go over there
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 1: and petty see I fished off here about sitting up
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 1: there with no lady with you. I'm with you. Okay,
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 1: Now he got he got a little upset about this, Okay,
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 1: I tell him. I say, the eighteen hour bra has
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 1: a matching eighteen hour Pannis to go quitty, it's a
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 1: set right there. Ain't the way they're gonna sell the
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 1: top for eighteen hours and leader bottom out. You know
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 1: what I'm saying. It's a set. It's an eighteen They
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 1: have eighteen hours Bras and eighteen hour Pennis. Now, I
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 1: don't know what happened to nineteen hours, but I know
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 1: it's a set. You know, tim me, they burned up,
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 1: just gave me his game. Yeah, don't mean come on
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 1: because you can wear them all day. Okay, Steve, you
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 1: made the point. You know, you don't know what the
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 1: step when I get through with d drones after the day,
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 1: these things right here themselves the trash, Yeah, yeah, I
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 1: put mine in a hefty bag, tied nodding, get through
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  Speaker 1: dru and then the mage. They just throw the whole
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 1: trash bag and the washing don't even over. Yeah some
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 1: business in there, Yeah you were so do I get
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 1: that one? Call? Yeah? Okay, yeah, all right, all right,
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 1: all right, more of this crazy ignorant show. Steve Harvey
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  Speaker 1: Morning Show. Right after this, you're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 1: I guess we thought we'd implement something new in the show.
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 1: You know how Steve does his opening. Well, nephew Tommy
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 1: has stepped up to do some mid show remarks and
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 1: we're in the middle of the show, so nephew take
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 1: it away. First of all, Steve, you have anything to say, though,
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 1: maybe you want to wait till afterwards time you can
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 1: see think he the only one with knowledge and wisdom,
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 1: and I have knowledge and wisdom, so let's just not
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 1: the only person with knowledge and wisdom. I go to
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 1: people all the time to get it. It's just like
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 1: the come on once, y'all hear this. Everybody, everybody gonna
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 1: come to me once I do this right here. Okay,
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 1: I don't get music like him. I don't. He can
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 1: get your own music, all right, cool, This is for
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 1: all of y'all out there. That's looking for wisdom and knowledge.
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 1: I thought a thought that I thought. I had the thought.
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 1: But the thought that I had thought wasn't a thought
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  Speaker 1: that I had thought I had thought. So maybe if
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 1: I had thought the thought I thought I thought, I
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  Speaker 1: wouldn't have thought so much. Huh. I like it. Huh,
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 1: that's thought right there. I definitely think on that the risk,
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  Speaker 1: and I didn't have to put much thought into it.
• 1:13:24
  Speaker 1: I said, like, did he not that? Right there? See?
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 1: That's mid show? Mid show? Knowledge is what daddy? That's
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 1: all that he dropped knowledge right there? Yet the metal
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 1: of it in the middle. He had thought that he thought,
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 1: he had thought, he thought, but had thought didn't thought?
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 1: Come on board coming out more of the Steve Harvey
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 1: Morning Show right after this. You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 1: Time for comedy Roulette, guys, Jayson. Yeah, each week we
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 1: get tested with our comedy ability. Give us five subjects.
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 1: Put him on the wheel, spending wheel, We stop, We
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 1: let it go? What you got? All right? Here? We go?
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  Speaker 1: All right? Number one, every time you say something, they
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 1: try to top. That's good. That's here's what you say.
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 1: Number two. Number two, why is your kids so fat?
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  Speaker 1: We do that. Number three people who go from zero
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  Speaker 1: to sixty Tommy. Four big girls with little men. Yeah yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Number five broke people who you don't know are broke
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  Speaker 1: until the check comes. Send the whale cats in the wheel.
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  Speaker 1: Oh here it is. It is looking guy, people who
• 1:15:01
  Speaker 1: go from zero to sixty. Oh my god. Working with
• 1:15:05
  Speaker 1: somebody like this, let me tell you it is a nightmare.
• 1:15:10
  Speaker 1: And then then from Houston. That's all I'm saying. Ain't
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 1: talking about the name. They're from Houston. Every thing is
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 1: a damn argument. Not that your boys with a high boys.
• 1:15:20
  Speaker 1: You know what I'm talking about. Boys argument about nothing
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 1: zero they were talking, I say, you know, in the
• 1:15:29
  Speaker 1: full blown argument. Good day, get dang good about the day?
• 1:15:35
  Speaker 1: Who who do you have one, Steve? A person doesn't
• 1:15:41
  Speaker 1: have to be somebody who work with people go from
• 1:15:45
  Speaker 1: zero over sixty. Okay, well, since we're talking about people
• 1:15:48
  Speaker 1: we work with, I think Sherley, I think for zero sixty.
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 1: Every time I turn around, she man about someone that boys, yea,
• 1:15:58
  Speaker 1: always correctly. You can't say nothing wrong. It isn't at
• 1:16:04
  Speaker 1: this isn't I mean as soon as you say something
• 1:16:07
  Speaker 1: like she right there, like we got to deal with that.
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 1: Do you just say something to it is she just
• 1:16:11
  Speaker 1: started drawing. She started drawing right now, all of a sudden,
• 1:16:15
  Speaker 1: we do that. We're making a flower that don't really
• 1:16:17
  Speaker 1: look like a flower. Damn flowers that look like that
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  Speaker 1: should go anyway? The sixty it's not only not only
• 1:16:26
  Speaker 1: little zero to sixty. Once they reached sixty, they shut down.
• 1:16:30
  Speaker 1: They got nothing down. Now let's say they quiet shut
• 1:16:36
  Speaker 1: it down. And then after that, so you okay, we cool,
• 1:16:40
  Speaker 1: No we cool? No no, hell no, hell no, let's
• 1:16:44
  Speaker 1: just move on. No no, let's just move No no, no,
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  Speaker 1: no no, let's just going to do the showcase. Listen
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  Speaker 1: Tomment right there, No, no, no, hell no. I Steve
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  Speaker 1: coming up closing remarks right after this. You're listening Steve Harvey. Morning.
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  Speaker 1: All right here we are, last break of the day.
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  Speaker 1: It's been a good day, it's been a good week.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you all for listening. As always, Steve, come on
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  Speaker 1: and take us home with your closing remarks today. I
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  Speaker 1: have some really really good information. I'm really really pleased
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  Speaker 1: with this line of thinking. Because everybody has them, everybody
• 1:17:29
  Speaker 1: has to deal with them, everybody faces it. It's just
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 1: so many people lose the point of it. You know
• 1:17:38
  Speaker 1: the thing about going through something, I think you can
• 1:17:42
  Speaker 1: go through something better if you know there's a point
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  Speaker 1: to it. You know what I mean. People go to
• 1:17:49
  Speaker 1: the gym to work out if they're trying to get
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  Speaker 1: to a certain point. The moment you don't see the
• 1:17:57
  Speaker 1: point of it, going to the gym them becomes ridiculous
• 1:18:01
  Speaker 1: to you. It becomes harder to you because it's all
• 1:18:05
  Speaker 1: of a sudden, it doesn't make sense. So what I
• 1:18:08
  Speaker 1: want to show you is how to look at the
• 1:18:12
  Speaker 1: point of something. And the thing that I'm going to
• 1:18:15
  Speaker 1: talk to you about is something that everybody faces when
• 1:18:18
  Speaker 1: they're trying to be successful, because everybody is going to
• 1:18:22
  Speaker 1: go through some difficult times. Everybody. I don't care who
• 1:18:27
  Speaker 1: you are, You're going to have some difficult times. Everybody
• 1:18:32
  Speaker 1: is going to have some challenges, challenges, difficulties, setbacks. You're
• 1:18:41
  Speaker 1: going to have this. But listen to me. All of
• 1:18:44
  Speaker 1: this is part of the process to succeed. When you
• 1:18:50
  Speaker 1: are presented with these setbacks, these difficulties, and these challenges,
• 1:18:55
  Speaker 1: I want you to understand what they actually are. They
• 1:18:57
  Speaker 1: are actually test. Everybody gets tested. The reason you have
• 1:19:05
  Speaker 1: to have the test is because tests are presented to
• 1:19:09
  Speaker 1: you to see if you're willing to go through the process.
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  Speaker 1: It's merely just to see if you're willing to go
• 1:19:18
  Speaker 1: through what it takes. The challenges, the setbacks, the difficulties,
• 1:19:23
  Speaker 1: the test are just there to see if you are
• 1:19:27
  Speaker 1: willing to go through the process. Now, in being willing
• 1:19:32
  Speaker 1: to go through the process, it assures you something that
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  Speaker 1: when you pass the test and you reach your goal,
• 1:19:41
  Speaker 1: that you will have a level of appreciation for it.
• 1:19:46
  Speaker 1: I'll give you an example. Somebody use your car. I
• 1:19:50
  Speaker 1: don't recommend that they're not gonna take care of your
• 1:19:53
  Speaker 1: car or ware you do because they didn't pay for it.
• 1:19:56
  Speaker 1: They're not making a note on it. They didn't have
• 1:19:58
  Speaker 1: to struggle to get the down payment. They didn't have
• 1:20:00
  Speaker 1: to make sure their credit was right. They didn't walk
• 1:20:02
  Speaker 1: in the bank and get turned down a couple of times,
• 1:20:04
  Speaker 1: then go back and fix their credit. Now they got up.
• 1:20:07
  Speaker 1: That's why if you rent out your room to somebody,
• 1:20:11
  Speaker 1: they're not gonna take care of your room like you
• 1:20:13
  Speaker 1: take care of your house because they didn't go through
• 1:20:16
  Speaker 1: the process to get it. All they wanted was the room.
• 1:20:20
  Speaker 1: Because they didn't have to fill out the credit report,
• 1:20:22
  Speaker 1: they didn't go down here. They don't have the mortgage.
• 1:20:24
  Speaker 1: They don't know what it took to have to own
• 1:20:27
  Speaker 1: this house. That's why they ain't take care of their
• 1:20:29
  Speaker 1: yard because they've written. Some people who writ don't take
• 1:20:33
  Speaker 1: care of the property because it ain't theirs. Now that's
• 1:20:35
  Speaker 1: not all renters. I'm just talking about the case of some.
• 1:20:39
  Speaker 1: Because when you go through the test, it causes you
• 1:20:42
  Speaker 1: to have an appreciation for now. The test are necessary.
• 1:20:48
  Speaker 1: The test teaches you things. The test provides you with
• 1:20:52
  Speaker 1: a lesson. Tests are merely lessons. You're gonna see these
• 1:20:57
  Speaker 1: tests again, and when you see them again, they won't appear.
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  Speaker 1: Is nearly as difficult because you've already taken the tests
• 1:21:03
  Speaker 1: before and you've already passed it. The test also strengthens you.
• 1:21:11
  Speaker 1: All these tests you have it, it's strengthens you. It's
• 1:21:14
  Speaker 1: like lifting weights. Oh it's heavy right now. If you
• 1:21:18
  Speaker 1: put them fifties in your hand, that's heavy weight. But
• 1:21:21
  Speaker 1: if you keep lifting fifties after a while, you can
• 1:21:24
  Speaker 1: lift seventies, but them fifties. But guess what them fifties did.
• 1:21:28
  Speaker 1: That was so hard that you felt like dropping, and
• 1:21:31
  Speaker 1: you need a spotter. They made you stronger, though, the
• 1:21:34
  Speaker 1: tests make you stronger. The next thing that the test
• 1:21:38
  Speaker 1: does for you is it makes you experienced. Because now
• 1:21:42
  Speaker 1: that you have these tests under your belt, you know
• 1:21:45
  Speaker 1: something you can turn around and share with people how
• 1:21:49
  Speaker 1: to get past the tests because you've seen them before.
• 1:21:53
  Speaker 1: This is the reason that you have challenges, setbacks, and
• 1:21:56
  Speaker 1: difficulties because you are being tested. So when God gives
• 1:22:00
  Speaker 1: you the thing that you're asking for, you will have
• 1:22:03
  Speaker 1: a level of appreciation for it. You will have learned
• 1:22:06
  Speaker 1: the lessons that it takes to maintain it. You will
• 1:22:09
  Speaker 1: have been strengthened by the process, and you will become
• 1:22:12
  Speaker 1: experienced by the process. Here is the last and main
• 1:22:15
  Speaker 1: thing that the test does for you, these tests that
• 1:22:20
  Speaker 1: they're presented to you. Old people have said it a
• 1:22:23
  Speaker 1: thousand times. You cannot have a testimony without the test.
• 1:22:31
  Speaker 1: How can you share this experience with anybody? How do
• 1:22:36
  Speaker 1: you tell a young person what to do if you
• 1:22:37
  Speaker 1: ain't been through nothing. How can you teach me how
• 1:22:40
  Speaker 1: to play golf and you don't play golf, It's impossible.
• 1:22:44
  Speaker 1: You can't be the swim coach and you can't swim.
• 1:22:47
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry you can't. You got to have gone through
• 1:22:51
  Speaker 1: the process. It's the process and the test that gets
• 1:22:55
  Speaker 1: you to the point. But you can't have a testimony
• 1:22:57
  Speaker 1: without a test, You'll have nothing to say in your life.
• 1:23:01
  Speaker 1: If you've never passed any tests, you will have no
• 1:23:04
  Speaker 1: story to tell. So all of you that are being tested,
• 1:23:08
  Speaker 1: you're working on your story. Now. What story will you
• 1:23:12
  Speaker 1: tell your children? What story will you tell your grandchildren?
• 1:23:15
  Speaker 1: What story will you tell young people who need menery?
• 1:23:19
  Speaker 1: What story will you tell people who may look up
• 1:23:21
  Speaker 1: to you and they think you got something. What story
• 1:23:24
  Speaker 1: will you tell? You've got to be tested to make
• 1:23:26
  Speaker 1: it happen. Pass the tests, deal with them and you'll
• 1:23:29
  Speaker 1: be fine. Those are my closing remarks today. Y'all have
• 1:23:33
  Speaker 1: a great weekend. Thank you, you have a great great
• 1:23:37
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