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Happy Memorial Day, Ask The Crew, Reenactment, Comedy Roulette and more. · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Today's show is pre recorded. Y'all know what time. I
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  Speaker 1: don't know, y'all. Don giving them like the million buck
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  Speaker 1: things in a good Steve to the mother, I don't
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  Speaker 1: join Jo. You gotta turn, you gotta turn to turn
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  Speaker 1: them out. Turn, you got to turn them out. Then
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  Speaker 1: turn the water the water go. Come come on your
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  Speaker 1: tha uh huh I show. Well a good morning everybody,
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  Speaker 1: and y'all listening to the voice. Come on dig me now,
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  Speaker 1: one and only Steve Harvey got a radio show. Well,
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  Speaker 1: nothing changes about that. Nothing changes about that. Man. I
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  Speaker 1: was just so getting ready to come on to air
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  Speaker 1: this morning. I was just thinking, man, I was just
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  Speaker 1: having a reflective moment of just how really good God
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  Speaker 1: has been to me. I just it's it's it's man.
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  Speaker 1: Let me just say that again, how really good God
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  Speaker 1: has been to me. And here's a cold part. In
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  Speaker 1: spite of myself, you understand, in spite of all my shortcomings,
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  Speaker 1: in spite of all of my flaws and and and
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  Speaker 1: and in spite of all of what anybody has said
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  Speaker 1: about me, God, through his grace and mercy, just keeps
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  Speaker 1: me anyway. So many of us are exceptional people, but
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  Speaker 1: we refuse to just go ahead and be exceptional. We
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  Speaker 1: settle for the ordinary, We follow the pack, we try
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  Speaker 1: to fit in. Man, oh man, oh man. You know
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  Speaker 1: I've heard my wife say this to my children all
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  Speaker 1: the time. When she's scolding and talking to him, she'd
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  Speaker 1: be talking to him about leadership. You know, why are
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  Speaker 1: you following everybody when God clearly made you to lead?
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  Speaker 1: So many of us are born, and so many of
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  Speaker 1: you are born to be exceptional people, but we always
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  Speaker 1: trying to follow the pack. Why would you try to
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  Speaker 1: fit in? Why would you try to be like everybody
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  Speaker 1: else be ordinary? Why would you follow the pack when
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  Speaker 1: God has created you to be exceptional? The key word
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  Speaker 1: in exceptional is accept you. Have you ever done this
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  Speaker 1: right here? You know? Everybody did that accept me. Everybody
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  Speaker 1: felt that way except me. Everybody said that except me.
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  Speaker 1: Everybody won't wanted that. Accept me. Everybody went over that
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  Speaker 1: except me. Everybody jumped in, accept me, accept me. See
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  Speaker 1: why have you said that in your life? If you
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  Speaker 1: were not to be exceptional? See you got to say
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  Speaker 1: everybody accept me at one point in You're to I
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  Speaker 1: don't know who ain't done it? You know everybody wanted
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  Speaker 1: everybody voted no, except me, see it. So you're not
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  Speaker 1: You're not created to follow the pack. You ain't created
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  Speaker 1: to fit in. You ain't created to, uh, you know,
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  Speaker 1: to be ordinary. You will create it to be exceptional,
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  Speaker 1: as exceptional as your fingerprint on your finger is. You
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  Speaker 1: were created to be exceptional. Why not make this the
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  Speaker 1: year that you go ahead on and be exceptional? Why
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  Speaker 1: won't this be the year that you decide in your mind?
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  Speaker 1: But just has to be a decision that we make.
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  Speaker 1: Now we're not following the pack no more. We're not
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  Speaker 1: trying to fit in no more. We ain't settling for
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  Speaker 1: ordinary no more. We're gonna be exceptional. But you know,
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  Speaker 1: you got you got to go ahead and follow that.
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  Speaker 1: You got to get on the exceptional path because that's
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  Speaker 1: what you were created for. Why be ordinary? You know?
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  Speaker 1: But all of this this comes to it has to
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  Speaker 1: start with a thought. You got to first think something
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  Speaker 1: thought to become things. A man is as he thinketh
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  Speaker 1: that's all you will ever be. So what are your
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  Speaker 1: thoughts today? Why not have exceptional thoughts instead of ordinary thoughts?
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  Speaker 1: Why not have exceptional thoughts instead to fit me in thoughts?
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  Speaker 1: So why you want to be like everybody else? Why
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  Speaker 1: you want to be ordinary when you could possibly be
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  Speaker 1: extraordinary with a change of your mind, a change of
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  Speaker 1: your venue. And you don't have to be any other
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  Speaker 1: kind of way just because my mama was this way,
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  Speaker 1: my daddy was this way, or this the school I
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  Speaker 1: went to? This? What race I belong to? This is
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  Speaker 1: my sexual preference, this is my this, this is my dad? Why?
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  Speaker 1: How many? How many? How many excuses you need? I'm
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  Speaker 1: an excuse? What? What? What? What? You? What's it gonna
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  Speaker 1: be this year that we let another three hundred and
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  Speaker 1: sixty five days slip by without improving our condition, our place,
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  Speaker 1: our spot, our life, the quality of life we have.
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  Speaker 1: We cannot afford to keep letting all these years go
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  Speaker 1: by without changing. You're an exceptional person. How many times
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  Speaker 1: have you set up and said, everybody did that accept me?
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  Speaker 1: You know I was only everybody jumped in accept me.
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  Speaker 1: I told him I knew it. Everybody voted for that,
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  Speaker 1: accept me, And now look at it, man, it seemed
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  Speaker 1: like everybody went that way except me. Okay, do you
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  Speaker 1: get it? Do you understand what's being said to you
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  Speaker 1: that don't accept me is because couldn't it be because
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  Speaker 1: you're an exceptional person and It's time for you to
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  Speaker 1: take control of that. It's time for you to start
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  Speaker 1: thinking different. It's time for you to start acting on
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  Speaker 1: what you think. It's time for you to start doing
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  Speaker 1: something about it. It's time for you to stop taking
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  Speaker 1: each and every day that God gives us for granted
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  Speaker 1: and letting them go by the wayside. Like you got
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  Speaker 1: plenty more. Well, you may have plenty more, but guess
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  Speaker 1: what what you're wasting the ones you got for I
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  Speaker 1: got you young, and you and you feel like you're
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  Speaker 1: gonna live forever. Da Okay, cool, But let me ask
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  Speaker 1: you something. See here here, here go the part about
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  Speaker 1: pose you do live? See see everybody willing about dying.
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  Speaker 1: But I got news for you. Suppose you keep on living.
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  Speaker 1: You want to keep living in the condition you in now.
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  Speaker 1: You want to keep living with the money you got now.
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  Speaker 1: You want to keep living with the relationship you got now.
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  Speaker 1: You want to keep living by yourself like you are now.
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  Speaker 1: You want to keep wanting the right relationship, the right man,
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  Speaker 1: the the right woman, but you keep getting the wrong one.
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  Speaker 1: You want to keep doing that for the rest of
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  Speaker 1: your life. Problem ain't dying. It's problem is if you
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  Speaker 1: keep on living who wants to keep on living just
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  Speaker 1: the way they are right now. And if you can
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  Speaker 1: say I'm cool what I am, just the way I
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  Speaker 1: am right now, it ain't cool. This conversation ain't for you.
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  Speaker 1: I ain't got no problem with that. You know, you
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  Speaker 1: want to say, greatness ain't for everybody being exceptional, ain't
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  Speaker 1: for everybody becoming extraordinary. It ain't fun everybody. Heck, becoming
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  Speaker 1: successful ain't fun everybody. I got it. And you can
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  Speaker 1: come up with a way to justify your non existence
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  Speaker 1: in your ordinary life. All you won't. And that's fine
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  Speaker 1: and dandy. I ain't got no problem with it. Because
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  Speaker 1: some people just gonna be regular. Some people just gonna
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  Speaker 1: follow the pack, follow the crowd. Some people just wants
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  Speaker 1: to fit in. But if you're not that person, if
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  Speaker 1: you want to be extraordinary, if you want to be exceptional,
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  Speaker 1: if you want to be if you want to dare
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  Speaker 1: to be great at something, and you got to change
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  Speaker 1: your mind set. You got to get with your creating,
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  Speaker 1: find out what he created you fault. You gotta quit
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  Speaker 1: thinking of things just in your own thought process, you know,
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  Speaker 1: lean not to your own understanding. I don't know what
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  Speaker 1: that is, but it's in there somewhere seeing. Once you lean,
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  Speaker 1: if you lean to your own understanding, you know what
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  Speaker 1: it's gonna do. It's gonna limit you. Man, it's gonna
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  Speaker 1: limit you. Why not see what God got for you.
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  Speaker 1: I would rather know what God got for me than
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  Speaker 1: to think of all the things I could because I
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  Speaker 1: can't out think him out and tried it before. All right,
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  Speaker 1: it's just the beginning. We're gonna have a good one. Man.
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  Speaker 1: Let's go. You're listening show. Everybody around the world. You
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  Speaker 1: are listening. I ain't me morny show high I wanted
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  Speaker 1: and now we are listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah we go. I'm about to introduced them to you.
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  Speaker 1: We're gonna start with the lady. Yeah, make the show real, Bravey'
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  Speaker 1: dude to know, ain't with the beginning of the show.
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  Speaker 1: She's the one with the boys. She the lady's choice.
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  Speaker 1: I'm trying about shall talking about shame on last year
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  Speaker 1: running down and here we go. Let's move it on. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: got another lady on the show. I ain't ever ever
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  Speaker 1: owned the phone running from out west. H make us
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  Speaker 1: do our best. Yeah, y't all the meeting with the
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  Speaker 1: white folk, I come back. Tell us what we don't
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  Speaker 1: run dollar. I'm talking about collar, make a dollar. He's
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  Speaker 1: talking about collar, running down, running down, running down, Steve
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  Speaker 1: running running down some moat here we go, he's starting
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  Speaker 1: to do it. I about to introduce him to it. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: by about the Houston fifth Wall didn't know he didn't
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  Speaker 1: have the right coat. I bought and moved up in
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  Speaker 1: the world, dressed enough for all the little girl. Hey hey,
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  Speaker 1: got a suit on every day. He haging. He like
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  Speaker 1: the money he made. The man he won't ruin. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you know I'm talking about Julia. Yeah, Julia. Huh Julia, Julia,
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  Speaker 1: Julia running down, running down, running down? Still go, this
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  Speaker 1: is next one? Uh came in a trade. Yeah yeah,
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  Speaker 1: was on another show then he left one damn day.
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  Speaker 1: I have more wear everything looking down out of heagun
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  Speaker 1: actually cooking. We let him talk on this show. I
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  Speaker 1: ain't been silence no more. Everybody think that he on
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  Speaker 1: the round. I everybody know that he from the ground.
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  Speaker 1: But I'm talking about my main man. I ain't named day.
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  Speaker 1: Have any brown down, round brown round, brown, brown round brown.
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  Speaker 1: I'm brown, brown, brown brown. I'm brown brown brown, running now,
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  Speaker 1: running now, running down, steat some more. Here we go,
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  Speaker 1: here we go, here we go. You know they say
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  Speaker 1: that monotony, but it got the less sense of us
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  Speaker 1: all huh, damn, they're stupid in the phone. I think
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  Speaker 1: it failed when he was a baby somebody maybe I
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  Speaker 1: don't know, Huh, stupid as ain't want to be. I
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  Speaker 1: think he is. He got a princess what we call him?
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  Speaker 1: I think stupid us he can't be. I think he
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  Speaker 1: hid the ham that everybody talking about. Time to huh
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  Speaker 1: tom him, ladies and gentleman. That's to Steve Harbid more
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  Speaker 1: than make a song out of anything. You're listening show.
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  Speaker 1: All right, we're back, We're here, So Sherley, what is
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  Speaker 1: this I'm doing? Now? Okay? Well, you know how we
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  Speaker 1: always say, ask the CEO, how we always ask you
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  Speaker 1: questions and you give us very beautiful, lovely, wonderful, responsible answers.
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  Speaker 1: So we're gonna we're gonna, we're available for you to
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  Speaker 1: ask us questions. Who do I start? You're gonna ask
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  Speaker 1: us what we bring to the show. Yeah, No, I
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  Speaker 1: ain't gonna ask you what I want? So far, so far?
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  Speaker 1: See why who first? Surely let's go with Tommy first.
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  Speaker 1: Tommy why should I continue to pay you what I'm
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  Speaker 1: paying you? Yeah? This real, y'all am stupid, ignorant, and
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  Speaker 1: I bring all that to the table every single day
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  Speaker 1: and that's what has been get it man. And if
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  Speaker 1: I roll over the juniors quote truth be told, I'm
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  Speaker 1: get a little bit more to be told. That is
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  Speaker 1: as stupid as you. Let's go with Carlos Carlin. Yes, sir,
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  Speaker 1: who do you consider to be the least effective person
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  Speaker 1: on the stack? Who's ready for that? My question? Jesus,
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  Speaker 1: who is the what? The least effective person on this staff?
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  Speaker 1: Can't be me? I just got here time, all right,
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  Speaker 1: I'm ready with my head. What is I've narrowed down
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  Speaker 1: to two people? Narrowing, okay, and I've made my final decision.
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  Speaker 1: Who is Tommy? Don't want to just say? And I three?
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  Speaker 1: We thank you very much. A Let's go with junior. Junior,
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  Speaker 1: do you think that your voice, the tone in your voice,
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  Speaker 1: should be called for a pay reduction? It's how you
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  Speaker 1: don't sound like an adult? No, No, I think it's
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  Speaker 1: called for a pay raise. This is hot. I get
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  Speaker 1: the shop, my money match my good I just asking
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  Speaker 1: and I'm reading out an adult. Yeah, I know that. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: we're gonna do Jay last, So go ahead and ask me,
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  Speaker 1: Hey man, so what really happened while your ass is
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  Speaker 1: over here? Well, it was late one night and I
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  Speaker 1: saw the light. I didn't feel right. I said, this
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  Speaker 1: is a good time to escape and go to the
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  Speaker 1: other plantable. I cut the Bible wire with my teeth.
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  Speaker 1: Didn't all the way over here while machine gun for
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  Speaker 1: shooting over my I was like to feel yelling, yelling,
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  Speaker 1: please somebody hit me. And I came up through the
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  Speaker 1: ground right. I dug a hole after I got on
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  Speaker 1: the outside of the fifth right up because I wanted
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  Speaker 1: to come up and rise like the Phoenics. That's wise.
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  Speaker 1: I ask you, whoaeth with my teeth? The only person? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I was gonna say, asked me. Then asked Jay, but
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  Speaker 1: go ahead, asked me. I'm ready, Yes, sir, What is
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  Speaker 1: your value? If, first of all, you suck for that question.
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  Speaker 1: I know you're the CEO, but I'm I'm everything. I
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  Speaker 1: don't think the show could function without me. That's great.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you? Is that literally like something missing it? Thank you?
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  Speaker 1: That's why I never take vacation. Now you're scared where
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  Speaker 1: you come back, it won't be I got to stay
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  Speaker 1: here and watch that. Is that the kind of questions
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  Speaker 1: you're gonna ask the staff? You want some mom? Well,
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  Speaker 1: I mean I think we have time for another aud Okay,
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  Speaker 1: let's start again with Tommy, Tommy, Tommy, Yes, what is it?
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  Speaker 1: What is it? What is it that bothers you? The
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  Speaker 1: mo oh you? Thank you? Finally the truth, true, thank you?
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  Speaker 1: I just want I try to be aggravating this very much. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: let's go back to Carlin. Let's go to Carl Carlin.
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  Speaker 1: What disturbed you the most about your position here at
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  Speaker 1: the Morning Show? The lack of pay you and call
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  Speaker 1: him that will continue to disturb you. Let's go to Junior.
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  Speaker 1: Ju Junior, Okay, do you have any plan of bringing
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  Speaker 1: a family into the Morning Show that we couldn't meet? Wife, kids,
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  Speaker 1: things like that? Naun, you're gonna find out who I
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  Speaker 1: really ain't ridd he ain't nothing talking down to us. No, no, no, nobody. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: I think we have time for at least one more
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  Speaker 1: with Jay. What you got? Do you think that you,
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  Speaker 1: being a dad beatty, being some appropriate you, being a
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  Speaker 1: dad based should get some type of thank you, somehow
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  Speaker 1: money back? How does he think? Orange Juice I don't
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  Speaker 1: know all all people. Thank Dad, just drink jun Hey,
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  Speaker 1: Julia had a crisis about I gave him from all right.
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  Speaker 1: That concludes this version of let's see you all right?
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  Speaker 1: Coming up more fun. Run that prank back with the nephew.
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  Speaker 1: Right after this, you're listening show nephew in the building
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  Speaker 1: with Run that prank back? What you guy? Now? I
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  Speaker 1: want to date your mama. Ain't nothing wrong with it.
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  Speaker 1: Mama's need love too. I want to date your mama. Wow,
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  Speaker 1: that's running cat. Hello. Hello, I'm trying to reach I'm
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  Speaker 1: trying to reach miss Burns. This is James. This is
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  Speaker 1: her son. How you doing man? My name is Gordon.
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  Speaker 1: Gordon just recently joined the church man within the last month,
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  Speaker 1: and I was trying to get in touch with with
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  Speaker 1: Miss Burns. One of the members gave me a number,
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  Speaker 1: but I guess they they must have gave me the
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  Speaker 1: wrong number. I guess it's is this a home number
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  Speaker 1: or what? Is this? A hell of Hello? Who? Who?
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  Speaker 1: Who is this again? My name is Gordon Gordon. I'm
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  Speaker 1: a new member at the church. Yeah, this is this
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  Speaker 1: your number? Yeah? Man, this is my phone number. I'm James,
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  Speaker 1: I'm my son. Oh, that's your mom. Okay, that's your mother, right,
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  Speaker 1: all right? Well yeah, my bad man. I was trying
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  Speaker 1: to get in touch with miss Burns. Now is did
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  Speaker 1: you have a sale or a home number somewhere I
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  Speaker 1: can get in touch with Miss Burns? Wait to time
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  Speaker 1: I till me tell you. Your name is what? Gordon? Gordon? Gordon.
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  Speaker 1: I just joined the church, man, so I might not
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  Speaker 1: have met you yet. Jane. Okay, Well, God bless you man,
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  Speaker 1: Thank you man. I appreciate it because it anyway I
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  Speaker 1: could get your mom's home number from. I mean, you're
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  Speaker 1: just joined the church. I mean I don't I don't
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  Speaker 1: see why you wouldn't be able to talk to it.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, is there anything there a message I could
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  Speaker 1: pass on to it though? Uh? Well yeah, I mean
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  Speaker 1: I'm trying to see if it's all right for uh,
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  Speaker 1: for me to take her out. I've been seeing her
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  Speaker 1: for the last Hold up, hold up, hold hold about you.
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  Speaker 1: You were just sending to you a new member to
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  Speaker 1: the church, and somebody gave you or they were attempting
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  Speaker 1: to give you my mother's number, and you're asking me
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  Speaker 1: if you could take her out. Man. Well, I wasn't
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  Speaker 1: asking you. I thought I had her phone number. I
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  Speaker 1: guess they give me your number. Bout mistake, you know,
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  Speaker 1: that's my reason for Carl. I thought I was gonna
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  Speaker 1: get her. I want to take her out, you know,
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  Speaker 1: maybe to dinner or something. Well, I'll be quite houtest man.
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  Speaker 1: I just came back home from overseas, from fighting and everything. Man.
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  Speaker 1: And uh, I mean you know my pops just as
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  Speaker 1: the way, not too long ago. And I ain't you know,
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  Speaker 1: I ain't too keen or my mama going out with
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  Speaker 1: somebody and beside you, you don't even sound like you. Hey,
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  Speaker 1: she in her sixties. Man, older you man, I'm thirty six.
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  Speaker 1: The hell out of you? You how old man? I'm
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  Speaker 1: thirty six, I'm thirty four. What is you doing? You
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  Speaker 1: do realize my mom is pushing sixty? Right? But you
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  Speaker 1: know what, man, I look at it like James, right, James,
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  Speaker 1: I look at it like it's you know heyes, ain't
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  Speaker 1: number but the number. Man. This wasn't your heart man,
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  Speaker 1: And how you carry yourself? You know? Yeah? But my hey,
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  Speaker 1: but my mama ain't no cougar like that. And I
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  Speaker 1: know she ain't coming after you right now. I remember
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: telling me that she trying some new things at this church.
• 23:41
  Speaker 1: But going out with some thirty thirty. How do you
• 23:45
  Speaker 1: you do a baby? Man, I'm thirty. I'm thirty six. Dude, Man,
• 23:49
  Speaker 1: you like my brother. Something man ain't nowhere in the world.
• 23:52
  Speaker 1: My mama gonna be day. Okay, thing, Jane, let me
• 23:55
  Speaker 1: say this man. First of all, I ain't even know
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: I was calling you. Second of all, I'm calling and speak.
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: I'm not calling trying to get permission from you. Miss
• 24:03
  Speaker 1: Burns is a grown woman. Whoa whoa? Whoa talking about now?
• 24:07
  Speaker 1: I don't think you're every man. I just came back
• 24:09
  Speaker 1: from fighting overseed. My pops passed away not too long ago.
• 24:12
  Speaker 1: I am the man of the house. Let's get that
• 24:14
  Speaker 1: straight right now, all right, I don't care if I'm
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: still living at home or not. I'm the man of
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: this house, all right. You calling the ass my mama
• 24:22
  Speaker 1: on a date, you might as well just stick the
• 24:25
  Speaker 1: church dog, because you know, as I said, be blessed,
• 24:28
  Speaker 1: but it ain't gonna be no blessing from me to you.
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: I tell you that right now. Okay, I'm not looking
• 24:33
  Speaker 1: for a blessing from you at all. Bro. You might no,
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: but I respect the fact that you've been overseas and
• 24:41
  Speaker 1: you've been fighting for this country. Okay, But if I
• 24:44
  Speaker 1: decide I want to speak to miss Burns about going out,
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: I think Miss Burns has every right to decide if
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: she would like to go out with Gordons or not.
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: And Gordon wants to take her out, I took up.
• 24:55
  Speaker 1: Hold up, look, bro, I don't care how old you
• 24:58
  Speaker 1: say you are. All right, Number one, you're too young,
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: as I already mentioned. All right, this ain't going down
• 25:03
  Speaker 1: with you and my mama. I'm straight up, hey man,
• 25:06
  Speaker 1: that's for your mama to decide. No, dog, you you
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: bringing up my mama. You're letting the word your mama
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: come out your mouth again. That's gonna get you up,
• 25:15
  Speaker 1: all right. I don't know where you're from. I don't
• 25:17
  Speaker 1: give how old you are. I'm pretty sick. I know
• 25:20
  Speaker 1: what church my mamma go to and and it ain't
• 25:23
  Speaker 1: gonna be her, and you you ain't gonna be asking
• 25:25
  Speaker 1: her out, all right. I don't give what it take.
• 25:28
  Speaker 1: I would show up on Sunday, catch up in the
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: pulpit or wherever you're gonna be sitting in the back
• 25:34
  Speaker 1: of the choir. It don't matter. Something's going down you
• 25:37
  Speaker 1: are not gonna get with my mama like that. You
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: got that. That's up for your mama to decide if
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: your mamma want to go out with me out dinner.
• 25:44
  Speaker 1: Ain't looking long with this man, I'm I'm deciding it
• 25:47
  Speaker 1: right now. It ain't gonna happen. I told you before,
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: be blessed or get your wook. You got two choices,
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: all right. I didn't fight to see three years to
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: come back and also deal with my daddy and then
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: come back. I'm suffering from PSD. Dog, I don't know
• 26:04
  Speaker 1: what I'm gonna do unless you want to get it
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: like that. Suffer from one a PSD post traumatic stress syndrome,
• 26:11
  Speaker 1: and I will release all that on you got that.
• 26:14
  Speaker 1: I don't play hey, man, listen, I don't want no trouble.
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: It don't matter to me. You can tell you, okay.
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: Look man, listen, I ain't trying to have no trouble
• 26:23
  Speaker 1: about you. Man. All I'm gonna say is this right here.
• 26:25
  Speaker 1: I'm I'm gonna I talk to you mom on Sunday. Okay,
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: you ain't gonna tell them? Are you not hearing me? Man?
• 26:31
  Speaker 1: I'm okay, I'm crazy right now? Okay? Can I say this.
• 26:34
  Speaker 1: Can I say one more things to you? Man? So
• 26:36
  Speaker 1: you explode, you ain't got nothing else to say. I
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: got one more thing before you explode. Man, If you're listening, yeah, man, James,
• 26:44
  Speaker 1: what hey man? I want to tell you this. Man.
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: This is Nephew Tommy from the Steve Harbin boring to
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: show your mama. I got me the frank phone call
• 26:54
  Speaker 1: you get them out of here. This is who Hey man,
• 26:59
  Speaker 1: this is nep you till me from the Steve Harvey
• 27:01
  Speaker 1: Morning Show. Man. Your mama told me. She said, my
• 27:04
  Speaker 1: son been overseas, he's been fighting. I'm glad to have
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: him home. She said, we got him back getting the
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: spirit of laughing. Man, Mama, are you are you kidding me? Man?
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: We got you good. We listen to this show overseas. Man.
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: First of all, I gotta say thank you for fighting
• 27:22
  Speaker 1: for this country. I want to ask you one more thing.
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: What is the baddest and I mean the baddest radio
• 27:27
  Speaker 1: show in the land. Man, Nothing but the Steve Harvey
• 27:30
  Speaker 1: more than this show? Like like, like, let me tell
• 27:34
  Speaker 1: you something. I'm trying to I'm working on this prank.
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: I'm trying working on this one hard man. I ain't
• 27:39
  Speaker 1: got the guy in number yet, but as soon as
• 27:40
  Speaker 1: I get it. But I'm trying to call this guy
• 27:42
  Speaker 1: ask him, is if you you know? Do you man?
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: Are you tired of your wife doing this uh pandemic?
• 27:51
  Speaker 1: You're so I come gil you know, and we got
• 27:54
  Speaker 1: we go. Are you tired of your wife doing this endemic?
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: If you are, I come get him. You know what
• 28:03
  Speaker 1: I'm saying, And we're gonna do what this. I gotta
• 28:07
  Speaker 1: tell it's open. That's all I'm to reopen. Uh we reopen.
• 28:14
  Speaker 1: Let's see what he's saying. Well, if he listening that,
• 28:19
  Speaker 1: he gonna get this phone call right listen, I got it,
• 28:23
  Speaker 1: trust me, Junior, I got it. I got it. And
• 28:25
  Speaker 1: I love going after the people that say he will
• 28:28
  Speaker 1: never get me. Yeah, and myself. Okay, So when is
• 28:31
  Speaker 1: what she told? Yeah, my husband saying you'll never get him. Cool,
• 28:34
  Speaker 1: that's all that's my fuel right there. I never get you.
• 28:37
  Speaker 1: The CARET pranks so you come up with in your
• 28:41
  Speaker 1: mind that's from the left side of my brain. She
• 28:45
  Speaker 1: I don't really use it right that much. We knows
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: not balanced got called catch me and J Anthony Brown.
• 28:56
  Speaker 1: It's the T and J stay at home. Coronavirus comedy show.
• 29:00
  Speaker 1: That is what it is. You can catch it on
• 29:01
  Speaker 1: my YouTube channel. All right, that is the Nephew Timmy
• 29:03
  Speaker 1: exp We're getting thirty forty fifty thousand hits. So I
• 29:07
  Speaker 1: appreciate y'all tuning in to me and Jay as we
• 29:09
  Speaker 1: act a dog on food every Wednesday night. You're listening,
• 29:16
  Speaker 1: all right, it is time for something funny, Steven. I'm
• 29:19
  Speaker 1: just gonna let you take it away right here. You
• 29:20
  Speaker 1: and Jay with your reenactment listening. This is for all
• 29:25
  Speaker 1: me and listening to that. We're going to give you
• 29:31
  Speaker 1: how it works when you're trying to end the conversation
• 29:37
  Speaker 1: with your wife or girlfriend and you're trying to find
• 29:42
  Speaker 1: a way to end it or not have it at all,
• 29:44
  Speaker 1: or not have this conversation. You're gonna have it, but
• 29:48
  Speaker 1: somehow it just goes on it. Basically, you don't want
• 29:52
  Speaker 1: to talk. You been at work quiet. You just want
• 29:57
  Speaker 1: to come in and not talk to old body. You
• 30:01
  Speaker 1: don't understand that, every man? How come you don't want
• 30:03
  Speaker 1: to talk? You know what I'm saying. Here's hat go?
• 30:06
  Speaker 1: What's wrong with talking? Here? How it goes? You just
• 30:10
  Speaker 1: walked in the house, Hey baby, how are you doing.
• 30:13
  Speaker 1: I'm doing good. How would your day to day? I'm tired,
• 30:17
  Speaker 1: I'm beat up, man. It was rough out there to day.
• 30:20
  Speaker 1: What's a rough back? Go into it and nothing. It
• 30:25
  Speaker 1: was just a long day, baby, you know, I get
• 30:27
  Speaker 1: sometimes I just gonna sit down and chill or get
• 30:29
  Speaker 1: my thoughts a minute to myself. Well what happened? It
• 30:34
  Speaker 1: was just a long day, you know, just long, long
• 30:37
  Speaker 1: like long like what I mean long like how I've
• 30:40
  Speaker 1: been down there all day? Now, I just been there
• 30:42
  Speaker 1: all day. If it been that all day working, I
• 30:45
  Speaker 1: got two jobs and just got home. You're just a
• 30:47
  Speaker 1: long day. I'm just tired, that's all. Baby. What happened
• 30:50
  Speaker 1: the first job? Just tell me that ain't ain't nothing
• 30:55
  Speaker 1: in particularly happened, you know, it just was so you
• 30:58
  Speaker 1: were that all day and you're telling me nothing happened,
• 31:01
  Speaker 1: no particular, No, I ain't no, not nothing meaningful happen.
• 31:05
  Speaker 1: So something did happen? No, baby, Listen, listen. What I'm
• 31:12
  Speaker 1: saying is it just it was just a long day,
• 31:16
  Speaker 1: was just you know, you know, just the day to
• 31:18
  Speaker 1: day got in the way and just tired of something
• 31:21
  Speaker 1: happened that you don't want to tell me about. I
• 31:22
  Speaker 1: ain't nothing happening that I ain't gonna tell you about.
• 31:25
  Speaker 1: I'm just trying to tell you. Ain't nothing really happened,
• 31:27
  Speaker 1: but just what I'm just I'm tired. Well, you know,
• 31:31
  Speaker 1: you sound like you're yelling. I mean, all right, all right,
• 31:34
  Speaker 1: listen to me, Listen to me. Look, I ain't I
• 31:37
  Speaker 1: ain't trying to. Look, I'm not yelling. If I did, forget,
• 31:41
  Speaker 1: I just want to go on, listen what happened? What? Hey, Look,
• 31:47
  Speaker 1: I'm tired, I didn't have a good day. I'm just
• 31:50
  Speaker 1: gonna go on in hell. I'm watching a little TV
• 31:53
  Speaker 1: and I'm gonna So you don't want to talk. Basically,
• 31:56
  Speaker 1: what you're saying, you don't want to talk. I ain't
• 32:00
  Speaker 1: seeing you all day and you come home and now
• 32:02
  Speaker 1: I want to talk. You want to talk to me?
• 32:03
  Speaker 1: Is that? Is that basically what you're saying? You don't
• 32:06
  Speaker 1: You've been talking to all other people all day when
• 32:08
  Speaker 1: I bounds at work though I'm on at work. Oh well,
• 32:12
  Speaker 1: I just want to check baby, just want to chill
• 32:15
  Speaker 1: work at the house. There's no talking. Well, no, I
• 32:18
  Speaker 1: just want to cheer, not just want to cheer for
• 32:20
  Speaker 1: a little while. Don't you have a talk show. You
• 32:23
  Speaker 1: have two shows. I just talk if you come home,
• 32:26
  Speaker 1: it's just no talking. That's well. I got a radio
• 32:29
  Speaker 1: show too. I do radio show, dinner, do two talk shows,
• 32:32
  Speaker 1: and I got a brief and then I do meeting.
• 32:34
  Speaker 1: You're talking to meeting, y'all talking to meeting. You're talking
• 32:37
  Speaker 1: to show. Yeah, you're talking to radio show. Yeah. I
• 32:40
  Speaker 1: just can't talk home. But I'm trying of talking loud.
• 32:44
  Speaker 1: I ain't getting loud. I see you get loud now. Yeah,
• 32:46
  Speaker 1: well you ain't listening. I'm listening. I'm trying to talk. Now.
• 32:49
  Speaker 1: You ain't hanging me. I'm my voice raising because you're
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: not listening. You know what, Forget it, just forget it,
• 32:56
  Speaker 1: Just forget the whole thing. Forget a ass, get it
• 32:59
  Speaker 1: all right now. I don't want to talk to no more. Okay, cool,
• 33:01
  Speaker 1: I'm going in here for ever. I'm going in here.
• 33:07
  Speaker 1: I'm not talking to you no more. You don't have
• 33:10
  Speaker 1: to worry about me talking to you, Okay, when you
• 33:13
  Speaker 1: come in from now on, I will not be talking
• 33:16
  Speaker 1: about Okay, let's see how you like that. If you
• 33:20
  Speaker 1: don't want to talking, I don't want to talk baby, no, no, no, no,
• 33:22
  Speaker 1: no no. I tried to talk, but you didn't want
• 33:25
  Speaker 1: to talk. Now you want to talk. Okay, now we
• 33:29
  Speaker 1: can talk. Baby, I'm going in here and just sit
• 33:33
  Speaker 1: down the chill because you can't talk to me. All right, baby,
• 33:38
  Speaker 1: just just look look just whatever you said. I didn't
• 33:40
  Speaker 1: even know. Are we talking? All I was going to
• 33:43
  Speaker 1: hear you said you want to talk to me? No more? Okay,
• 33:46
  Speaker 1: forget it. Now we'out to talk. Okay, let's stop. You
• 33:49
  Speaker 1: don't talk to me, and I wan'ta talk to you.
• 33:51
  Speaker 1: All right, that's good. That works fan for me? Ever
• 33:55
  Speaker 1: talk to you? Now? He walks away under his bro
• 33:59
  Speaker 1: and he so he thinks and he said. The husband
• 34:06
  Speaker 1: answers crazy, and then she follows him in the room.
• 34:10
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, she says, I just have one question. I
• 34:15
  Speaker 1: just I just have one more question. Ask you, why
• 34:22
  Speaker 1: don't you want to talk to me? What did I do? Yeah?
• 34:25
  Speaker 1: What did I do? Because I didn't do anything to you?
• 34:28
  Speaker 1: Now you ain't did nothing. I just told you I
• 34:30
  Speaker 1: had a long thing and you said you ain't want
• 34:31
  Speaker 1: to talk. I said, I'm gonna hear the kid and
• 34:33
  Speaker 1: you to follow me in and ask me again, no,
• 34:38
  Speaker 1: one more thing. I got one more thing to ask
• 34:40
  Speaker 1: you Colombo. Yeah, come on, well, okay, so one more
• 34:48
  Speaker 1: time under my breath, and I don't think she can
• 34:51
  Speaker 1: hear this. So I said to myself this helpful crazy.
• 34:58
  Speaker 1: Oh I'm crazy. I'm crazy now, I'm ready dog woke
• 35:04
  Speaker 1: that one. I've been crazy, but I'm crazy. No, I
• 35:07
  Speaker 1: ain't saying he's crazy. I an't say he was crazy.
• 35:09
  Speaker 1: I'm crazy now I'm crazy. No, I say what, I'm
• 35:12
  Speaker 1: gonna show you crazy, ste I'm gonna show you crazy. No,
• 35:15
  Speaker 1: I don't know what I said. I ain't saying this crazy.
• 35:20
  Speaker 1: And now I'm sure you know I said this crazy.
• 35:22
  Speaker 1: You you want to see it. I'm sure to you
• 35:25
  Speaker 1: what I'm looking at? Wait what he's already looking at?
• 35:35
  Speaker 1: Every man who's winning? His wife was a good friend.
• 35:38
  Speaker 1: Laugh when you get that work? Okay, Oh my god,
• 35:44
  Speaker 1: that's it right there. Nah we pretty much covered it. High.
• 35:52
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, good job, Jay. Yeah, you played WiFi very well,
• 35:58
  Speaker 1: very well. You're seeing show time for comedy Roulette, guys,
• 36:04
  Speaker 1: Jayson yea. Each week we could test it with a
• 36:08
  Speaker 1: comedy ability. Give us five subjects, put them on a wheel.
• 36:11
  Speaker 1: Spin the wheel, wed stuff? What you got? All right?
• 36:15
  Speaker 1: Here we go? All right, Number one. Every time you
• 36:19
  Speaker 1: say something, they try to talk. That's a good stub,
• 36:22
  Speaker 1: that's very good. Here's what you say. Number two code
• 36:29
  Speaker 1: number two, Why is your kids so fat? We can
• 36:33
  Speaker 1: do that. We can do that. Number three people who
• 36:36
  Speaker 1: go from zero to sixty Tommy four, big girls with
• 36:44
  Speaker 1: little men. Yeah. Number five broke people who you don't
• 36:55
  Speaker 1: know are broke until the check comes, when the whale
• 37:02
  Speaker 1: cats in the whale. Oh here it is, Look, you guy,
• 37:13
  Speaker 1: people who go from zero to sixty? My god, working
• 37:17
  Speaker 1: with somebody like this, let me tell you it is
• 37:20
  Speaker 1: a nightmare. And then then from Houston. That's all I'm saying.
• 37:24
  Speaker 1: Ain't talking about the name. They're from Houston. Everything thing
• 37:28
  Speaker 1: is a damn argument. Not that your voice with a
• 37:32
  Speaker 1: high voice. You know what about high voice? Argument about nothing? Zero?
• 37:39
  Speaker 1: The city we're talking, I say, you know, he's a
• 37:41
  Speaker 1: full blown arguments. Good day here, get dang o good
• 37:46
  Speaker 1: about the dam Who who do you have one, Steve?
• 37:53
  Speaker 1: A person doesn have to be somebody who work with
• 37:57
  Speaker 1: people who go from zero to sixty. Okay, since we're
• 38:00
  Speaker 1: talking about people we work with, I think Sherley, I
• 38:05
  Speaker 1: think sh go for zero sixty. Every time I turn
• 38:08
  Speaker 1: around she man by someone the bullshit, always correcting you.
• 38:12
  Speaker 1: You can't say nothing wrong, isn't this isn't. I mean
• 38:18
  Speaker 1: as soon as you say something like she right there,
• 38:21
  Speaker 1: like we got to deal with that, do you say
• 38:23
  Speaker 1: something to it? And she just started drawing. She started
• 38:26
  Speaker 1: drawing right now, All of a sudden, we do that.
• 38:28
  Speaker 1: We're making a flower that don't really look like a flower.
• 38:33
  Speaker 1: Flowers that look like sixty not only not only zero
• 38:40
  Speaker 1: to sixty. Once they reached sixty, they shut down. They
• 38:43
  Speaker 1: got nothing down that. Now, let's say they quiet. He
• 38:49
  Speaker 1: shut it down. No, no no, And then after that,
• 38:52
  Speaker 1: so you can't we cool, no we cool? No no
• 38:56
  Speaker 1: hell no, hell no, let's just move on. No no, no, no,
• 39:01
  Speaker 1: no no no, that's just going to do the show
• 39:04
  Speaker 1: because it's comment right there. No no no, hell no
• 39:08
  Speaker 1: attitude now no no no, no, no no man no
• 39:14
  Speaker 1: here here it's always me. Yes, all right, we'll be
• 39:19
  Speaker 1: back with more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show right
• 39:22
  Speaker 1: after this. He man, man, you're listening Steve Show. All right,
• 39:31
  Speaker 1: here we go. These are people explain that, you know,
• 39:36
  Speaker 1: we all got friends that used to do something and
• 39:39
  Speaker 1: now that they don't do it anymore, they real brand new.
• 39:44
  Speaker 1: Oh you know what I'm talking about. You know, they
• 39:47
  Speaker 1: used to eat meat, but now they didn't eat me.
• 39:51
  Speaker 1: They can't stand to be around meat eaters because I'm
• 39:55
  Speaker 1: a vegetarian. Now I'm time, I'm myself. I did get
• 40:04
  Speaker 1: brand new. Yeah, they used to, but you got one
• 40:11
  Speaker 1: j Yeah. You know, like people that lose weight. Uh,
• 40:14
  Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying, Like they you know that,
• 40:15
  Speaker 1: like they ain't alway at the goal yet, but they
• 40:17
  Speaker 1: didn't lost ten pounds, and now everybody else's overweight sitting
• 40:22
  Speaker 1: there like, you know, they need to do something about them.
• 40:26
  Speaker 1: Don't believe they're sitting up here like that. They can
• 40:28
  Speaker 1: do better than they put on that not yet outfit.
• 40:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah they're not there yet, but they put it on.
• 40:34
  Speaker 1: But he put it on because they got one curve
• 40:36
  Speaker 1: out the two I've seen me they talk about so bad.
• 40:40
  Speaker 1: I can't staying that anyone. They don't do that normal one.
• 40:47
  Speaker 1: All right, how about these guys, Okay, they used to
• 40:50
  Speaker 1: cheat on their why, but now all of a sudden
• 40:54
  Speaker 1: they're deacon in the now Yeah, stand right, and then
• 41:01
  Speaker 1: they're judging everyone, the judging all the other cheaters. Okay,
• 41:05
  Speaker 1: being the barber shot raising so much a head. Man
• 41:09
  Speaker 1: meant for one that a couple of years ago when
• 41:20
  Speaker 1: he was in the world, what you never seen somebody
• 41:24
  Speaker 1: that mouth used to be just super raggedy. Then they
• 41:27
  Speaker 1: didn't got their teeth fix. Now all of a sudden, man,
• 41:31
  Speaker 1: they sun need you need to flow with you man,
• 41:36
  Speaker 1: just got them tea all right, one, these guards people,
• 41:44
  Speaker 1: all these people been driving the eighty five maximum that
• 41:49
  Speaker 1: was fly on. All of a sudden, your ass gets
• 41:52
  Speaker 1: a new car. Now you want to call the homeowners
• 41:55
  Speaker 1: association about people parking, calls out in front of the
• 42:01
  Speaker 1: You know that, ain't you know of quality doing doing
• 42:05
  Speaker 1: body work over the front of the house front over
• 42:12
  Speaker 1: eighty five matches. It was cold back then, but the
• 42:16
  Speaker 1: blue seats wasn't even it was just yeah, yeah that one.
• 42:27
  Speaker 1: I got one when you know this one it's for me.
• 42:30
  Speaker 1: You know those people they used to curse profanity, but
• 42:36
  Speaker 1: you gotta feel so Yeah, I can't believe you talk
• 42:42
  Speaker 1: like that. Yeah, yeah, I'm looking at don't you that's
• 42:49
  Speaker 1: how you live? Yeah, you know this this one really
• 42:57
  Speaker 1: bothers me. It's not not really anybody in here, uh
• 43:00
  Speaker 1: you know, but yeah, you know I hate people that
• 43:03
  Speaker 1: will you know born, you know, you know born in
• 43:06
  Speaker 1: the project. But now when they come out and now
• 43:10
  Speaker 1: they booge, you know, they they forget sandwich. Nobody in here,
• 43:16
  Speaker 1: no nobody hit it. I don't even know what belogne.
• 43:18
  Speaker 1: Y'all fright blogne? Why why would you fright? Belooney? Oh God,
• 43:23
  Speaker 1: just ain't don't even know how to act now, can't
• 43:28
  Speaker 1: get their hands dirty. Yeah. Yeah, the people back in
• 43:33
  Speaker 1: the day, they had all black friends, all black friends.
• 43:38
  Speaker 1: Now they got one white friend. Man, they didn't they
• 43:45
  Speaker 1: didn't changed the game. They didn't change the game. You
• 43:49
  Speaker 1: add them. No, I was just gonna say that all
• 43:54
  Speaker 1: the people out there's black. Now you got four white
• 43:57
  Speaker 1: dude friends. Now you couldn't remember the street you grew up,
• 44:11
  Speaker 1: all right? Coming up next nephew in the building with
• 44:14
  Speaker 1: the prank phone call that's coming up right after this.
• 44:16
  Speaker 1: You're listening Stave Harvey Morning Show, coming up at the
• 44:20
  Speaker 1: top of the hour, right about four minutes after today's
• 44:23
  Speaker 1: Strawberry letter. But first the nephew with his prank phone call.
• 44:28
  Speaker 1: Come on, nephew, your child support lake. Huh, your child
• 44:33
  Speaker 1: support lake. Sometimes the way he says it, let's go
• 44:37
  Speaker 1: into the dot matter how I said, Shirley's finn to
• 44:39
  Speaker 1: be the same. What's for me? It's gonna be crazy?
• 44:43
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, run it check for sure? Hello? Hello, my god? Yeah,
• 44:52
  Speaker 1: what's up? What was this? Just prester man? Uh me
• 44:56
  Speaker 1: and uh me and your X man me and we
• 45:00
  Speaker 1: are we've been kicking it for the last three months.
• 45:03
  Speaker 1: I'm man, I don't care about you and didn't we're
• 45:07
  Speaker 1: not together. We're not together. So why are you calling me? Okay,
• 45:13
  Speaker 1: you're no, that's cool, right to understand all that you
• 45:15
  Speaker 1: calling me to tell me that child together something with you.
• 45:18
  Speaker 1: I don't care about what you and you mean not together,
• 45:21
  Speaker 1: I don't. I don't give a damn about what you Okay, okay, no, no, no, player,
• 45:26
  Speaker 1: understand that. What I was calling you about was, you know,
• 45:29
  Speaker 1: you kind of behind like two to three months on
• 45:32
  Speaker 1: the on the child support man, and I told I
• 45:35
  Speaker 1: was gonna handle this well. I told her I was
• 45:38
  Speaker 1: gonna handle this situation, you know. So now I don't
• 45:41
  Speaker 1: need you to handle nothing. You don't need to be
• 45:44
  Speaker 1: worried about about how many months I'm behind? Who the
• 45:47
  Speaker 1: hell telling you all this? Anyway? When when? When can
• 45:50
  Speaker 1: we expect another payment? That's what I'm asking you. First
• 45:53
  Speaker 1: of all, don't you ever called my phone with that?
• 45:56
  Speaker 1: You understand me, don't call my phone man, because I'm
• 46:00
  Speaker 1: out my daughter. Man, I ain't trying to ain't trying
• 46:02
  Speaker 1: to handle. I don't need you on my back and
• 46:04
  Speaker 1: I don't need see on my back about no damn
• 46:06
  Speaker 1: child spot because I do for my daughter. Man, So
• 46:09
  Speaker 1: don't call my phone with that. Okay, Okay, Well, looking
• 46:13
  Speaker 1: is you're working right now? Man? You man, say listen
• 46:16
  Speaker 1: here what what what? What's your name? Pleston pressor What
• 46:20
  Speaker 1: I'm saying is you're working right now. Rest and I
• 46:22
  Speaker 1: do whatever it takes to take care of my daughter. Man,
• 46:25
  Speaker 1: So don't you worry about my my job security and
• 46:27
  Speaker 1: what I'm doing. Okay, Well, can I just come when
• 46:31
  Speaker 1: I just come by there whenever you get paid next
• 46:33
  Speaker 1: time so I can pick up you know, the child. Man,
• 46:36
  Speaker 1: You don't need to come by nowhere. I tell you what. Yeah,
• 46:38
  Speaker 1: you bring your around. You come, I'm give you directions
• 46:41
  Speaker 1: right now. You bring your phone over here because I
• 46:44
  Speaker 1: want I want to see your calling my damn phone
• 46:47
  Speaker 1: talking about my damn daughter. And then we're looking out
• 46:49
  Speaker 1: for the well being of the baby. Man. That's what
• 46:52
  Speaker 1: we What do you think I've been doing ever since
• 46:54
  Speaker 1: she came in as well? That's what I've been doing
• 46:56
  Speaker 1: ever since she got here. I've been looking out for
• 46:59
  Speaker 1: her well being. And somebody come just getting a picture.
• 47:02
  Speaker 1: You want to tell me about my daughter well being?
• 47:05
  Speaker 1: You quite worse? You three months behind then, man? Matter
• 47:08
  Speaker 1: of fact, I do everything I can for my daughter.
• 47:11
  Speaker 1: So for you to sit up here and call me
• 47:13
  Speaker 1: talking about it, I'm three months behind. I don't even
• 47:16
  Speaker 1: keep up with that. I send money when I can.
• 47:18
  Speaker 1: I do for my daughter. I do for my daughter
• 47:21
  Speaker 1: for I do for myself. So if I ain't got
• 47:23
  Speaker 1: it to saying that means I ain't got it at all.
• 47:25
  Speaker 1: But give me a second and I'll go get it.
• 47:27
  Speaker 1: But don't be calling me about my daughter, man, talking
• 47:30
  Speaker 1: about them three months behind? Okay, Well look here, further
• 47:32
  Speaker 1: of all, I ain't you know, I ain't working right now,
• 47:35
  Speaker 1: so we really need you to go on and get
• 47:36
  Speaker 1: the money over. Hold on, hold a hold on. You
• 47:40
  Speaker 1: ain't working, but I'm might here hustling you calling me
• 47:42
  Speaker 1: about some money. But you over that land over most
• 47:46
  Speaker 1: of y'all need to get out, y'all and do what
• 47:48
  Speaker 1: the hell I'm doing. That's what I can't understand. It's
• 47:50
  Speaker 1: tool you, but it's one of me, and you want
• 47:53
  Speaker 1: to come to me with that. And I told I
• 47:56
  Speaker 1: was gonna handle this situation about being behind on this,
• 47:58
  Speaker 1: you know this little chat for pull situation. That's all
• 48:01
  Speaker 1: I'm saying. I need you to going on and give
• 48:03
  Speaker 1: me a date man or when we can expect a paytent. Okay,
• 48:06
  Speaker 1: I'm getting you a date right now. Bring your over
• 48:10
  Speaker 1: here right now and come pick up the payton. I
• 48:13
  Speaker 1: got it for you right now. You just tell me
• 48:14
  Speaker 1: what kind of car you drive so I know, because
• 48:17
  Speaker 1: I don't. I don't want to. I don't want to
• 48:18
  Speaker 1: bust the wrong to pull up in my driveway by mistake.
• 48:22
  Speaker 1: I do everything for my daughter. My daughter don't have
• 48:24
  Speaker 1: no walks on the knees. I put shoes on her feet,
• 48:27
  Speaker 1: colds on her back, food in us something. I do
• 48:30
  Speaker 1: everything for her. I don't need you at I don't
• 48:33
  Speaker 1: my daughter don't need you with out. I pick up
• 48:36
  Speaker 1: from school every day and take her to her grandmother's house.
• 48:39
  Speaker 1: So a year about no, two or three months behind
• 48:42
  Speaker 1: because she ain't with out. I can see if I
• 48:45
  Speaker 1: went two or three months and see with out. Okay,
• 48:48
  Speaker 1: that's another thing with me and can't talked about. We're
• 48:51
  Speaker 1: not gonna need you to be checking her from the
• 48:53
  Speaker 1: school no more. I'm gonna be getting her from the
• 48:55
  Speaker 1: school when she I wish I would catch you up
• 48:59
  Speaker 1: and my daughter school. You ain't picking up my daughter. Man,
• 49:02
  Speaker 1: I don't even know who the hell you are. I
• 49:04
  Speaker 1: told you my name is Preston, Man, but I know Preston.
• 49:09
  Speaker 1: I'm telling you what, man, I don't want you know
• 49:11
  Speaker 1: where Neil my daughter that I'm gonna talks right now
• 49:14
  Speaker 1: because I don't want you know where Neil my daughter. Man,
• 49:17
  Speaker 1: you understand me. I don't want you know where Neil
• 49:20
  Speaker 1: my daughter. Man. If I came here Neil my daughter,
• 49:22
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna whoop your I'm gonna let my daughter know
• 49:24
  Speaker 1: it if she leaves me and to happen me and
• 49:28
  Speaker 1: the baby is getting a long firm man. All I'm
• 49:31
  Speaker 1: saying is we just need you to send that ready. Man. Hey, y'all,
• 49:35
  Speaker 1: I'm glad y'all doing good because she anyway, But don't
• 49:38
  Speaker 1: put my daughter in the middle of man. Man, I'm
• 49:41
  Speaker 1: just happening to be in between jobs, that's all. Man. Well,
• 49:44
  Speaker 1: you need to get out your and look in between
• 49:46
  Speaker 1: your cheeks and go find you something. Find you a
• 49:49
  Speaker 1: manhood sitting up there, probably on the couch, eating up
• 49:53
  Speaker 1: all up pop tarts. And I've only had two of
• 49:55
  Speaker 1: them pop tarts, man, that's all. You ain't planted to
• 49:58
  Speaker 1: be having none of them because I'm about for my daughter, man,
• 50:01
  Speaker 1: and I appreciate you eat none of that over that.
• 50:03
  Speaker 1: You need to get off you and feed yourself like
• 50:06
  Speaker 1: I do. I feed myself and my daughter and probably
• 50:09
  Speaker 1: still let me tray this here, man, I just want
• 50:12
  Speaker 1: to talk to you about an hour child. Man, Our child.
• 50:15
  Speaker 1: That ain't your child. That's I'm taking them. You ain't
• 50:18
  Speaker 1: got to do with you, ain't got ey say. Man,
• 50:22
  Speaker 1: don't you ever say that. Man, don't just ever say
• 50:24
  Speaker 1: that to me. Man. That is not our child. Man,
• 50:27
  Speaker 1: that's my child. Let me tell you something, man, let
• 50:29
  Speaker 1: me tell you something. Put your here to this phone
• 50:32
  Speaker 1: real close. Man. I'm literally about my daughter. I'm trying
• 50:36
  Speaker 1: to hands like me, and that's what I'm trying to do.
• 50:38
  Speaker 1: You ain't been here the whole time. You're trying to
• 50:40
  Speaker 1: walk up in here and talk about hour. I'm her daddy. Man.
• 50:43
  Speaker 1: I'm just trying to be a good step for the
• 50:45
  Speaker 1: man and get them to a child. Poor father, I've
• 50:47
  Speaker 1: got to get married first. You ain't no man, say man,
• 50:50
  Speaker 1: say I'm gonna talk to you in hanlen this I
• 50:53
  Speaker 1: guarant no, no, no, no, no, no no no. You
• 50:56
  Speaker 1: don't talk to you. No, you understand what I'm saying.
• 50:58
  Speaker 1: You're talking to me. You're getting with me. I told
• 51:00
  Speaker 1: you I was gonna handle it, so you're gonna make
• 51:02
  Speaker 1: me mad? No, like I han't told you now? You
• 51:03
  Speaker 1: don't talk no more. I talk to whenever I want you.
• 51:07
  Speaker 1: We got a child together. You've just gotten the picture.
• 51:09
  Speaker 1: Don't you call almost You don't talk to camp for
• 51:12
  Speaker 1: you talk to me from now. You talk to Preston.
• 51:15
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna talk to you. I'm had it. Help with
• 51:17
  Speaker 1: trust me, hey, man, let me tell you something. You
• 51:19
  Speaker 1: don't call man. You deal with me? Do you understand
• 51:22
  Speaker 1: I'm telling I'm not dealing with you with him? Say
• 51:25
  Speaker 1: you hear me? The only thing I'm gonna deal with
• 51:27
  Speaker 1: you is my foot up, Yo, that's a man to
• 51:29
  Speaker 1: deal with man. I got one more thing I need
• 51:32
  Speaker 1: to say to you. Man, I don't want to hear
• 51:33
  Speaker 1: nothing else. You got to say player. I didn't heard
• 51:36
  Speaker 1: everything you had to say. Let me tell you something, Man,
• 51:38
  Speaker 1: you want a job. We're hiring right now. I'll put
• 51:41
  Speaker 1: you in with the man in charge. I'll get you
• 51:43
  Speaker 1: a job. Nobody want to work with you. Man, I
• 51:45
  Speaker 1: don't like your attitude. You need to work with somebody
• 51:47
  Speaker 1: because you ain't working with nobody right now. I got
• 51:50
  Speaker 1: one more thing I need to say to you. It's
• 51:52
  Speaker 1: you're listening, man, Say what the hell you gotta say? Man,
• 51:55
  Speaker 1: this's his nephew Timing from the Steve Harton Marks and
• 51:57
  Speaker 1: I don't be with him. Say, man, I don't care who.
• 52:01
  Speaker 1: I don't play by my daughter. Man, this nephew tim
• 52:05
  Speaker 1: Me from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You just got
• 52:08
  Speaker 1: pranked by your cousin Kendrick. Man. Oh man, I'm gonna
• 52:16
  Speaker 1: kill you, all right? Oh no, man, because I don't
• 52:19
  Speaker 1: play by my daughter like that. Man. That's my world, Man,
• 52:24
  Speaker 1: that's my heart. Man, I don't yeah, Man, all right.
• 52:27
  Speaker 1: Let me let me ask you this here, Man, what
• 52:29
  Speaker 1: is the baddest I'm talking about the baddest radio show
• 52:33
  Speaker 1: in the land, Man, the Steeves Harvey Morning Show. It's
• 52:38
  Speaker 1: a little just a little dose. Are stupid for y'all,
• 52:40
  Speaker 1: that's all. Just a couple of teaspoons are stupid. That
• 52:43
  Speaker 1: is a whole gallant. All right, coming up the Strawberry Letter,
• 52:52
  Speaker 1: and this is a good one. That's why I'm laughing today.
• 52:54
  Speaker 1: It's a good one. Steve. We'll be back. You're listening
• 52:59
  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, guys, it's time now
• 53:03
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• 53:27
  Speaker 1: Subject is a good heart and good personality. Enough, here's
• 53:32
  Speaker 1: Stephen Shirley. I've been dating someone special for four months
• 53:36
  Speaker 1: and so far he is amazing. He loves the Lord
• 53:40
  Speaker 1: and he has a great personality and a great career.
• 53:43
  Speaker 1: When we first started dating, he did not want to
• 53:46
  Speaker 1: rush sex, so we waited a little beyond ninety days
• 53:50
  Speaker 1: to become lovers. Since things were going so great, I
• 53:54
  Speaker 1: took him to meet my parents. He fit in like
• 53:56
  Speaker 1: a glove and they both told me that he just
• 53:59
  Speaker 1: might be the one for me. The day after my
• 54:02
  Speaker 1: boyfriend met my parents, I told him that I would
• 54:05
  Speaker 1: love to meet his family next. He totally avoided the
• 54:08
  Speaker 1: conversation and started talking about the NBA games. I waited
• 54:13
  Speaker 1: and brought the subject back up later before we went
• 54:16
  Speaker 1: to bed. He dismissed me again by saying that he
• 54:20
  Speaker 1: does not deal with his family like that, so I
• 54:23
  Speaker 1: could stop pressing the issue. So here's my problem with
• 54:27
  Speaker 1: what he said. It's a lie. Surely. He talks to
• 54:32
  Speaker 1: his mom at least twice a week. He tuchs his
• 54:35
  Speaker 1: sister daily and shows me funny things she posts on
• 54:39
  Speaker 1: social media. He plays basketball at the gym with his
• 54:42
  Speaker 1: brothers at least once a week. His grandmother recently had surgery,
• 54:46
  Speaker 1: and he goes by her house every other day to
• 54:49
  Speaker 1: check on her and keep her company. By him not
• 54:51
  Speaker 1: wanting me to meet his family, I'm getting a bit
• 54:54
  Speaker 1: self conscious, like maybe I'm not the type of woman
• 54:57
  Speaker 1: that he would take home to his family. He always
• 55:00
  Speaker 1: says he is dating me for my heart and personality,
• 55:03
  Speaker 1: So does that mean I'm not pretty enough? To meet them.
• 55:06
  Speaker 1: I'm dealing with a lot of self doubt and I
• 55:11
  Speaker 1: feel like this might cause our breakup. How can I
• 55:14
  Speaker 1: let him know how I feel without nagging him? Please help?
• 55:19
  Speaker 1: All right? Well, first of all, you guys have only
• 55:22
  Speaker 1: been together for four months. I think it takes guys
• 55:25
  Speaker 1: a little longer than it does women to decide whether
• 55:29
  Speaker 1: or not to take you to their family. Four months
• 55:32
  Speaker 1: is not a lot of time there. But as far
• 55:35
  Speaker 1: as letting him know how you feel, just let him know.
• 55:38
  Speaker 1: Just because you tell a person how you feel doesn't
• 55:40
  Speaker 1: mean you're nagging him. It's going to be a discussion,
• 55:43
  Speaker 1: a conversation period. And it is a problem that he
• 55:47
  Speaker 1: lied to you about his family. I mean, it clearly
• 55:49
  Speaker 1: looks like he doesn't want you to meet them. I
• 55:52
  Speaker 1: mean he's either not ready and that could be the
• 55:55
  Speaker 1: case because you guys haven't been dating that long, only
• 55:58
  Speaker 1: four months, or he has no plans whatsoever to introduce you.
• 56:02
  Speaker 1: That could be the other thing. But the only way
• 56:04
  Speaker 1: you're going to find out is to actually have an
• 56:06
  Speaker 1: open conversation. I think you should leave it alone after
• 56:09
  Speaker 1: you tell him how you feel, and uh, you know,
• 56:12
  Speaker 1: he doesn't have to lie about it. I mean, I'm
• 56:15
  Speaker 1: sorry you feel like, you know, maybe your looks, but
• 56:18
  Speaker 1: if he specifically said he's dating you for your heart
• 56:22
  Speaker 1: and personality, there could be something to that. Hopefully we'll
• 56:26
  Speaker 1: all come out when you guys have your talk. Um,
• 56:29
  Speaker 1: but before um, you know, before I go and hand
• 56:33
  Speaker 1: it over to Steve, I really don't want you to
• 56:35
  Speaker 1: lose your self confidence and your self esteem. Here. You
• 56:40
  Speaker 1: you got. You gotta know that you are enough. And
• 56:47
  Speaker 1: please don't let anyone tell you any differently. Okay, all right,
• 56:50
  Speaker 1: come on, Steve. Anyone I'm seeing this letters started with
• 56:55
  Speaker 1: a lot of confidence and to win over. He just
• 56:58
  Speaker 1: started to peel it. It's not my job to hold
• 57:02
  Speaker 1: people together, you know. If you're falling aparty, hell, don't
• 57:06
  Speaker 1: write me. I don't know how to keep you from
• 57:09
  Speaker 1: falling apart. I just have to help you with the truth.
• 57:12
  Speaker 1: You're dating somebody special for four months. He's amazing. You
• 57:17
  Speaker 1: know what makes him love amazing everybody? He loves the Lord.
• 57:22
  Speaker 1: He's got a great personality and a great career. When
• 57:25
  Speaker 1: we first started dating, he didn't even want to rush sex.
• 57:29
  Speaker 1: I want you to underline this word. He did not
• 57:33
  Speaker 1: want to rush sex. As the first clue in this
• 57:41
  Speaker 1: letter right there. So we waited a little bit beyond
• 57:45
  Speaker 1: ninety days. I'll be down past. We don't win down
• 57:54
  Speaker 1: the ninety day ruse hell Way with Steve, I need
• 57:56
  Speaker 1: more time. This was him. Things was going so great.
• 58:01
  Speaker 1: I took him to meet my parents. He fit in
• 58:03
  Speaker 1: like a glove and they both told me he just
• 58:07
  Speaker 1: might be the one. He said, just me, the one
• 58:10
  Speaker 1: for me. The day after my boyfriend met my parents,
• 58:13
  Speaker 1: I told him I would love to meet his family next.
• 58:16
  Speaker 1: If arted the conversation talking about the NBA. Wow, who
• 58:20
  Speaker 1: was gonna get drafted? What happened to Houston? Come? Lebron
• 58:26
  Speaker 1: went to Cleveland? And then you thought you brought the
• 58:31
  Speaker 1: subject back up before we went to bed, he dismissed
• 58:35
  Speaker 1: me again by saying that he don't deal with his
• 58:37
  Speaker 1: family like that. Wow, So I could stop pressing issue.
• 58:41
  Speaker 1: So here my problem with what he's saying. It's a lie. Shirley.
• 58:45
  Speaker 1: See now she's not talking to me anymore because she
• 58:48
  Speaker 1: already know why I didn't did already. So so here's
• 58:51
  Speaker 1: my problem with what he said. It's a lie Shirley,
• 58:56
  Speaker 1: because she knows Shirley gonna side with her about this guy.
• 59:00
  Speaker 1: Don't ask Steve, because Steves through this already. He talks
• 59:04
  Speaker 1: to his mom and leaves twice a week. He texts
• 59:06
  Speaker 1: his sister daily and he shows me funny things she
• 59:09
  Speaker 1: posts on social media. He played basketball at the Damn
• 59:11
  Speaker 1: Jim with his brother Lease once a week. His grandmother
• 59:14
  Speaker 1: recently had surgery, and he go by her house every
• 59:17
  Speaker 1: other day check on her and keep her coming by
• 59:20
  Speaker 1: him not wanting me to meet his family. I'm getting
• 59:23
  Speaker 1: a bit self conscious, like maybe I'm not the type
• 59:26
  Speaker 1: of woman he would take home to his family. He
• 59:30
  Speaker 1: keeps telling you he's dating me for my hard and personality.
• 59:34
  Speaker 1: Need to write that down. Hold on, hold on, come
• 59:38
  Speaker 1: to her heart and personality. All right, Look, we'll have
• 59:42
  Speaker 1: part two if Steve's response coming up at twenty three
• 59:45
  Speaker 1: after the hour. Today's Strawberry Letters subject is a good
• 59:49
  Speaker 1: heart and good personality enough. We'll get back into it
• 59:52
  Speaker 1: right after this. You're listening, all right, Steve, Come on,
• 59:58
  Speaker 1: Let's recap today's Strawberry letter. He's a good heart and
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 1: good personality enough is the subject dating somebody special? He
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 1: loved the Lord great personality career. When we started dating.
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 1: He ain't he want to rush set, so they waited
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 1: beyond ninety days. Damn, you told us to write that down.
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 1: That was his idea he needed because you're trying to
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 1: work all this out in his head, I'm gonna do this,
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 1: and he felt the pressure. When the ninety days was up.
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 1: He saw my book sitting on your coffee expects something.
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  Speaker 1: I know. She first chance at see how long I
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  Speaker 1: can play this? Then you wouldn't met his parents, boyfriend,
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  Speaker 1: you took meet your parents. They said that he could
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  Speaker 1: be the one they shot though that's not in the letter,
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  Speaker 1: but they was. When you came in the house with him,
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  Speaker 1: they were surprised. They were surprised. Now he was see
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  Speaker 1: they they they was pretty surprised. He fitted in like
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  Speaker 1: a glove and he told me he might just be
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  Speaker 1: the one. They were surprised, though. Then the dad to that.
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  Speaker 1: You told him you want to meet the family. He
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  Speaker 1: changed the sibly bought off basketball, and then before you
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  Speaker 1: went to bed, you asked him again, and then he
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  Speaker 1: told you that he closed his family like that, and
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  Speaker 1: then you said, well that's her lost, Shirley. He talked
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  Speaker 1: to his mom at least twice a week with me.
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  Speaker 1: He texts his sister Daly showed me funny things she pulled,
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  Speaker 1: and he played bastball the gym with his brothers once
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  Speaker 1: a week. His grandmama got seinging. He go bout every
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  Speaker 1: day checking on him, but him not wanting me to
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  Speaker 1: meet his family. I'm getting a bit self conscious. Here
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  Speaker 1: we go. This is what this letter is all about, Like,
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  Speaker 1: maybe I'm not the type of woman that he would
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  Speaker 1: take home to his family. Now when she came to
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  Speaker 1: the conclusion, this is ye saying I'm not the type
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  Speaker 1: of woman that he would take home to his family.
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  Speaker 1: He always says he's dating me for my heart and personality.
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  Speaker 1: So does that mean I'm not pretty enough to meet them? Well,
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  Speaker 1: he says he's dating me for my heart and personality,
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  Speaker 1: and you can't see either one of him. Most dems
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  Speaker 1: invisible you can't see. So does that mean that I'm
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  Speaker 1: not pretty enough to meet them? Well, let's go back
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  Speaker 1: all the way back to the top of this letter.
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  Speaker 1: When he first started dating he did not want to
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  Speaker 1: rush sex. What man, you know to get to the
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  Speaker 1: promise lan as soon as he can. That was your
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  Speaker 1: first clue to maybe he had to work his nerves.
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  Speaker 1: Then he waited a little bit beyond ninety days. That's
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  Speaker 1: just going too damn farther. Then, when you took him
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  Speaker 1: to meet this patty, he met them and saw what
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  Speaker 1: they looked like when he decided this ain't work. He
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  Speaker 1: saw yo mother and father. This is what she said.
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  Speaker 1: This high went, I'm what y'all listen to port Because
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  Speaker 1: his name is Jerome, Mama, daddy, this JERNI did your
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  Speaker 1: own hege Jerome. This was Drone's reaction. What hage your room?
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  Speaker 1: Hage Jerome? Jerome gasped, He gasped, because your parents, your
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  Speaker 1: mama and your he went, damn, Lord, have messed does
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  Speaker 1: and sheeping to get cute in this house? Look at
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  Speaker 1: her mama and daddy. So now let's go back to
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  Speaker 1: the letter. By them not wanting me to meet his family,
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  Speaker 1: I'm getting a bit self conscious, like maybe I'm not
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  Speaker 1: the type of woman that he would take home to
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  Speaker 1: his family. He always says he's dating me for my heart,
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  Speaker 1: So does that mean I'm not pretty enough to meet him?
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  Speaker 1: I'm dealing with a lot of self doubt. Ain't you ship?
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  Speaker 1: And I feel like this might cause I break up.
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  Speaker 1: Y'all already broke he broke up with you when he
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  Speaker 1: saw you. How can I let him know how I feel?
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  Speaker 1: I ain't got to tell him how you feel. He
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  Speaker 1: knows how you feel. That's why I love you for
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  Speaker 1: your heart and your personality, because you're so strong to
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  Speaker 1: keep waking up looking like this, and he admires your
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  Speaker 1: heart and personality. But now he even met your mom
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  Speaker 1: and daddy. Know this ain't fnna get better. This's fnna
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  Speaker 1: get worse. He's ain't that you and a sad thing
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  Speaker 1: about you. I ain't even gonna lie to you. Probably
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  Speaker 1: look like your dad, and which is messing him up
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  Speaker 1: even more because you know your mama. Your mama had
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  Speaker 1: a chance with him. But when you walked in, you
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  Speaker 1: and your daddy, you look like you dad. All right, listen,
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  Speaker 1: uh you can email us your Instagram us your thought.
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  Speaker 1: Coming up at forty six after the hour I told
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  Speaker 1: you he was dating you for your heart and personality.
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  Speaker 1: I think we're gonna go ahead and do part three
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  Speaker 1: of today's Part three for me, subject is a good
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  Speaker 1: heart and a good personality enough apparently not, according to
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  Speaker 1: mister Harvey. We'll get back into it right after this
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  Speaker 1: Part three coming up. You're listening to Steve Morning Show
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  Speaker 1: all right, Steve, We're gonna do a part three of
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  Speaker 1: today's robbery letter. The subject is a good heart and
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  Speaker 1: good personality enough. A young lady wrote in She's been
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  Speaker 1: dating a guy for four months so far. He's amazing,
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  Speaker 1: he loves the Lord, great personality, great career. She took
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  Speaker 1: him to meet her parents. He fit right in. Her
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  Speaker 1: parents told her he might be the one for her.
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  Speaker 1: So she in turn told him, well, now I think
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  Speaker 1: it's time for me to meet your parents. Oh look
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  Speaker 1: the situation. He changed the subjects started talking about the NBA.
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  Speaker 1: You take it from there, Steve Grohead. And then before
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  Speaker 1: they went to bed, she thought she'd bringing up again,
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  Speaker 1: why can't I meet your parents? So then he turned
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  Speaker 1: to let her down easy. He said, look, me and
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  Speaker 1: my family wing close like that. Then she told Shirley, Shirley,
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  Speaker 1: that's a lie. That is a lie, Shirley. He talks
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  Speaker 1: to his MoMA twice a week. He texts his sisters
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  Speaker 1: every day. He showed me to day post on social media.
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  Speaker 1: He played basketball at gym with his brothers Lee once
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  Speaker 1: a week. His grandmama got sick head. Certainly, he go
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  Speaker 1: about the house up day check. He lying to me Shuh.
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  Speaker 1: He close to his family, but not want me to
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 1: meet his family. I'm getting a little bit self conscious,
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 1: like maybe I'm not the type of woman that he
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 1: would take home to his family. You already know that
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 1: you're the one bought it up. I wasn't gonna say
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 1: nothing about the letter, but jin you said, I'm not
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  Speaker 1: the type. He always says he's dating me for my
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 1: heart and personality. That's what he told you. He ain't
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 1: saying you're danking you for your looks. He loves your
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 1: heart and your personality. Now you're gonna have to just
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 1: trust in that, because that's he ain't giving you nothing else.
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 1: He's not in it for your looks. He's in it.
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  Speaker 1: You're dating you because of your heart and your personality,
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  Speaker 1: and you're probably pretty good. I'm just saying, yeah, he
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  Speaker 1: never said it. She never said he told her that
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  Speaker 1: she was beautiful or anything that. Well. You know, let
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  Speaker 1: me explain something. If you never heard a person tell
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 1: you in your life you're beautiful, it's probably because you're
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 1: not well. She didn't say that in the letters, Steve. Huh,
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  Speaker 1: she didn't say that in the letter. Oh, it's all
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 1: in this one. In this damn Steve. He always says
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 1: he's dating me for my heart and personality. That means
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 1: you're not acute. You ain't cute? So does that mean
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 1: I'm not pretty enough to meet them? Are you pretty
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 1: enough to meet him? But he's not gonna introduce you
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 1: as his woman? Oh that's all you can go. You
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 1: can meet him anytime, but just don't tell him y'all
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 1: been together, you've been seeing you better? See How can
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 1: I let him know how I feel? Just walk around
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 1: and know what you love and tell him, Hey, all right,
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 1: I'm not feeling this. Hell all right? Look, could we
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 1: all right listen? We gotta get out of here. Email
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• 1:09:04
  Speaker 1: of the Steve Harvey Morning Show right after this. You're
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 1: listening to all right, it's time as promised for All
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 1: I said was it's very simple. But if you if
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  Speaker 1: you're in a relationship or been in a relationship, there's
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 1: things that you have said, just little statements. Next thing
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 1: you know, you're in a full blown argument, just just
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 1: out of nowhere. Like all I said was all I said, Well,
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  Speaker 1: what would I do with the money if I want
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  Speaker 1: I say that. Then all of a sudden, I'm We're
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  Speaker 1: in an argument. We have a full argument. O't make
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  Speaker 1: believe money? You know what I'm saying right now? Sometime
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  Speaker 1: you know, I'm time. You have been in the junior Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: who's been there? Still in there? You know? All I
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 1: said was, you know, if I ever meet Beyonce? Right well,
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 1: she knew the rest of the statement, but I meant
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  Speaker 1: it that if I met Beyonce, hey, you know she
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  Speaker 1: allowed me to date husband. You ain't. That's all I see.
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  Speaker 1: Tell me you got what you want to know? What
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  Speaker 1: I said, Joe, All I said, would my girlfriend husband
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  Speaker 1: be tripping? That's all I said, Jay, my girlfriend husband
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  Speaker 1: be tripping? That's all I see. All Right, I was
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 1: on the phone the other day just you know, my girlfriend,
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 1: just talking. All I said was because it was just
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 1: the two of us. Yeah, I didn't know Nesto was
• 1:10:53
  Speaker 1: in the house. All I said was Morgan Freeman could
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 1: get it. You know I even talk like that. But
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 1: I was with my girls. Yea, oh man, the argument
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 1: that has I'm sorry that woman. You know, I don't
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 1: said so much just pick one up, you know. All
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 1: I said one time one you know, she made me something.
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 1: I just said, you know, when my mama baked, she
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 1: baked a different got do it? Yeah? Yeah? And when
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 1: you talk about cooking and stuff like that, you don't
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 1: look over here at me. Okay, everybody glanced everybody whenever
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 1: it's food, we always look at you. I don't know why.
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 1: I mean a little simple things and started, you know
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  Speaker 1: like it. All I said was if we weren't together,
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  Speaker 1: x y Z one of your girlfriends, who did I
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  Speaker 1: get with? You know that's all together? Yeah, if we
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  Speaker 1: were together, I get well, you know you're dead, you dad,
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  Speaker 1: We wasn't together, Yeah, you're dead man. No, you can't
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  Speaker 1: really say nothing about their body, No, you can't. I
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  Speaker 1: didn't want I did. I said something one time, I said,
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  Speaker 1: why her dressed so tight? Like he was on my
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 1: damn right? Okay, okay. All I said was if she pregnant,
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  Speaker 1: it's a possibility. You know, I'm just if she spregnant, wow,
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  Speaker 1: I tell you want to maybe made I had to
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  Speaker 1: give my car key. I walked in the room one time,
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  Speaker 1: she laying down on the bed trying to put the
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  Speaker 1: pants on. I said, that's how we got to do
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 1: it now. Yeah, ah, yes, we walk We walked to
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  Speaker 1: this restaurant one time. All I said, me and my
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 1: exes to come here all the time, and then helped
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  Speaker 1: it the gays the butter Brown you back again. I can't, no, nobody,
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  Speaker 1: I can't. Right, I send them talking. I said, so
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  Speaker 1: one side you were now because I'm gonna buy something,
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  Speaker 1: I just sa what side you were? All? I said,
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  Speaker 1: all right, we'll have more of the Steve Harvey Morning
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 1: Show coming up right after this. You're listening Steve Harvey
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  Speaker 1: Morning Show. Hey We're back. Is the more date official
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 1: kickoff of the summer vacation. This means Bobby Q and more.
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  Speaker 1: All right, Steve, can you bring the Chief Love Officer in?
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  Speaker 1: Please the cello? We have another question from him. This
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  Speaker 1: was from Marshall in Tampa. Okay, because you know how
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  Speaker 1: you and your characters are. You know, I love Steve,
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  Speaker 1: It says. I have been with my man for fifteen
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 1: years and around Christmas he told me he was ready
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 1: to get married. So we picked out a four thousand
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 1: dollars ring and I bought it for myself. I posted
• 1:14:33
  Speaker 1: it all on my Facebook page that he had finally
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 1: put a ring on it. A few days later. My
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 1: man said. He said he felt rushed and called the
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 1: whole thing off. He said he still wants to date
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 1: me and we will get married soon. What is soon?
• 1:14:49
  Speaker 1: Should I walk away from him some time? That's really
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 1: all it is. He just buying some time when he
• 1:14:56
  Speaker 1: told you he wanted to get married, he didn't say now.
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 1: He was buying time with the I want to get
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 1: married state. Y'all been dating, buying anything teen years. She
• 1:15:09
  Speaker 1: bought the ring, fifteen years. You jumped a gun, bought
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 1: a four thousand dollars ring and posted it. He didn't
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 1: buy you a ring. He just said he wanted to
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 1: get married. He did not make the two things you
• 1:15:23
  Speaker 1: need to go what I want to get married? It's
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 1: three things? When to who? And he didn't say you.
• 1:15:33
  Speaker 1: We'll have more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show coming
• 1:15:35
  Speaker 1: up and some trending news at thirty three minutes after
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  Speaker 1: the hour. Right after this, you're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show.
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  Speaker 1: Time for comedy Roulette, Guys Jason. Each week we could
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  Speaker 1: test it with our comedy ability. Give us five subjects.
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  Speaker 1: Put him on the wheel, spind the wheel, wed stop bully,
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  Speaker 1: let it go. All right, here we go. All right.
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  Speaker 1: Number one, every time you say something, they try to talk.
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  Speaker 1: That's a good sets. Here's name what you say? Number two?
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  Speaker 1: Number two? Why is your kids so fat? We can
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  Speaker 1: do that. We number three people who go from zero
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  Speaker 1: to sixty Tommy. Four big girls with little men? Yeah yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Number five broke people who you don't know are broke
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  Speaker 1: until the check comes. Send the wheel, cats in the wheel.
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  Speaker 1: Oh here it is. Look at people who go from
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  Speaker 1: zero to sixty. My god, working with somebody like this,
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  Speaker 1: let me tell you it is a night man. And
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  Speaker 1: then from Houston. That's all I'm saying. I ain't talking
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  Speaker 1: about the name they're from using. Every thing is a
• 1:17:07
  Speaker 1: damn argument. Not that your boys with a high boys
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  Speaker 1: you know that high boys argument about nothing zero They
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  Speaker 1: were talking I thing, you know, in the full blown argument.
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  Speaker 1: Good day, a good dang good about the day. Who
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  Speaker 1: I'm wow? Do you have one, Steve? A person doesn't
• 1:17:32
  Speaker 1: have to be somebody you work with from zero over sixty. Okay, Well,
• 1:17:38
  Speaker 1: since we're talking about people we work with, I think Sherley,
• 1:17:42
  Speaker 1: I think for zero sixty. Every time I turn around,
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  Speaker 1: she's mad about someone buys, always correcting you. You can't
• 1:17:51
  Speaker 1: say nothing wrong. Isn't this isn't. I mean, as soon
• 1:17:56
  Speaker 1: as you take something like she right there, like we
• 1:17:59
  Speaker 1: got deal with that? Did you say something to it?
• 1:18:01
  Speaker 1: And she just started drawing. She started drawing right now,
• 1:18:05
  Speaker 1: all of a suddenly, and we're making a flower. It
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  Speaker 1: don't really look like a flower. Flowers that look like that.
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  Speaker 1: Away they na na only zero to sixty one state
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  Speaker 1: reached sixty. They shut down. They got enough down that now,
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  Speaker 1: let's sake. They quiet that day, shut it down. No, no, no.
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  Speaker 1: And then after that, so you're okay, we cool, No
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  Speaker 1: we cool? No hell no, hell no, let's just move on.
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  Speaker 1: No no, let's just move No no, no, no no,
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  Speaker 1: let's just going to do the show because there's some
• 1:18:42
  Speaker 1: timing right there. No no, hell no, he get the
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  Speaker 1: attitude now, no no, no, no, no, no man, no
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  Speaker 1: here he's going his favorite it's always all right. We'll
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  Speaker 1: be back with our last break of the day. And
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  Speaker 1: some clothing were marks from our fearless leader, the one
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  Speaker 1: and only mister Steve hard Day. Right after this, you're
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  Speaker 1: listening to the Steven Show, all right, Steve, here we
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  Speaker 1: are last break of the day. It's been a good day.
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  Speaker 1: You guys have really really clowned and really embarrassed me today. Okay, good,
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  Speaker 1: So then that was a good day. Right, thank you.
• 1:19:21
  Speaker 1: You're welcome. I hope you enjoyed it. We've got more.
• 1:19:26
  Speaker 1: But before we get out of here, Steve, you're going
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  Speaker 1: to leave us with some enlightening closing remarks. Well, you know,
• 1:19:33
  Speaker 1: my remarks today are just a reminder, as I have
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  Speaker 1: to remind myself that the thing that you do have
• 1:19:45
  Speaker 1: full of complete control over is your mind. We've all
• 1:19:52
  Speaker 1: got to understand that part of it. Yeah, See, we've
• 1:20:02
  Speaker 1: all got to understand that part of it that you
• 1:20:05
  Speaker 1: have a say so in this matter and in this
• 1:20:08
  Speaker 1: coming year. What I'm trying to get everybody to just
• 1:20:11
  Speaker 1: be a constant reminder to you that you've got to
• 1:20:16
  Speaker 1: stay upbeat. You've got to stay appreciative and grateful and
• 1:20:22
  Speaker 1: thankful even in the midst of difficulties. See that's a
• 1:20:28
  Speaker 1: hard part. But but what will help you through the
• 1:20:33
  Speaker 1: difficulties is the realizing that you have recovered and gotten
• 1:20:39
  Speaker 1: through so many other previous challenges and disappointments and difficulties.
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  Speaker 1: So in that what I try to do, and I'm
• 1:20:48
  Speaker 1: not always successful to everybody. I want you to understand
• 1:20:51
  Speaker 1: that I wish I had it mastered. But what I
• 1:20:54
  Speaker 1: try to do as often as I can is stay
• 1:20:57
  Speaker 1: in the positive light. I try to look at everything
• 1:21:01
  Speaker 1: that's happened to me with a beacon of light shining
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  Speaker 1: on it, even when it looks dark, because the only
• 1:21:08
  Speaker 1: way out of darkness is with light. You can't come
• 1:21:12
  Speaker 1: bat dark with more dark. So here it is when
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  Speaker 1: haters attack you this year, if you are attacked them
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  Speaker 1: back with hate, it becomes a spin cycle. Now you
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  Speaker 1: are now involved in the cycle of hate. And so
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  Speaker 1: now when you cast hate to them, they're gonna recast
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  Speaker 1: it on you. Then somebody else that know them starts
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  Speaker 1: hating on you, and somebody to know you start hating
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  Speaker 1: on them, and now y'all in a vicious spin cycle,
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  Speaker 1: and the hatred has turned into a bigger ball than
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  Speaker 1: it actually is. When what could have stopped this whole
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  Speaker 1: thing would have been when you were first hit with
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  Speaker 1: the darkness, when you were first hit with the untrue rumor,
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  Speaker 1: when you first came under attack, if you didn't swing
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  Speaker 1: back hard to have a one man fight. If only
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  Speaker 1: you had not swung back, the fight wouldn't have grew
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  Speaker 1: into what it is today. And it's hard to do that. Man.
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  Speaker 1: Do I understand that? Yeah, it's hard to do. Am
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  Speaker 1: I human being? Yes? I am. Do I face times
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  Speaker 1: when I want to do something different, Yes I do do.
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  Speaker 1: Sometimes I end up doing something different regrettably, Yes I do.
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  Speaker 1: But the times when I do get it right, the
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  Speaker 1: times when I do manage to hold my peace, the
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  Speaker 1: times when I do manage to hold my tongue, the
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  Speaker 1: times that I do manage to bite down and grit
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  Speaker 1: it and just take it, it ends far quicker and
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  Speaker 1: I don't give it legs. Don't give people gasoline to
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  Speaker 1: throw on the fire they're trying to start at Joe.
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  Speaker 1: How I just try not to provide you the gasoline,
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  Speaker 1: the starter fluid. I just try not to. Now that's hard,
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  Speaker 1: but I'm telling you, man, and it's so much energy
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  Speaker 1: that you have to give to deal with haters. You
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  Speaker 1: gotta muster it up every time you see them. You
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  Speaker 1: gotta respond every time you see a post. You gotta
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  Speaker 1: comment on every comment. Na man, No stop feeling though,
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  Speaker 1: is you got to comment on every time somebody say
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  Speaker 1: something bad about you, are negative about you. They don't
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  Speaker 1: know you. They have no idea who you really are.
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  Speaker 1: They don't And because they'd lied on you, nothing they
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  Speaker 1: can say gonna make it true. That's one of the
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  Speaker 1: ones I had to learn, y'all, that just because a
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  Speaker 1: person lies on you, it's not gonna make it true
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  Speaker 1: you lied. I don't have to buy into that. And
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  Speaker 1: so now, man, I've just learned, and I'm trying to
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  Speaker 1: get better and better. But I invite all of you
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  Speaker 1: to move yourself forward with the right attitude. Don't stay
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  Speaker 1: on the wall. Listen to me. Stay on the wall,
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  Speaker 1: don't get off the wall. Addressing stuff that you ain't
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  Speaker 1: got time for. And if you can forgive a person,
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  Speaker 1: if you can forgive a person, do that. It's in
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  Speaker 1: your best interests because we remember, forgiveness is not for
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  Speaker 1: the other person. Forgiveness is for you. It's so you
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  Speaker 1: don't have to react every time you see them. It's
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  Speaker 1: so you don't have to feel some kind of way
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  Speaker 1: sitting by yourself. It's so you don't have to keep
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  Speaker 1: rehashard it in your mind. I forgive you, not forgiving
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  Speaker 1: a person. And I've said this a hundred times before
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  Speaker 1: on this show. Not forgiving a person. It's like you,
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  Speaker 1: drinking the poison, waiting on them to die. Bishop Jake's
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  Speaker 1: taught me that I will never forget it. Y'all. Stop
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  Speaker 1: drinking the poison. You better than that. Don't deal with
• 1:25:08
  Speaker 1: the haters. You better than that. Fix your attitude. If
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  Speaker 1: you change your attitude, you change your altitude. Y'all have
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