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Elves On Strike, Boss's Wife, Meeting Santa, MTH and more. · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Today show is pre recorded.
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  Speaker 1: Y'all don't know y'all.
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  Speaker 3: At all at all, So.
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  Speaker 4: Don't given the.
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  Speaker 1: Milling bus bussing theos.
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  Speaker 5: Listening to me.
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  Speaker 3: I want to join.
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  Speaker 4: Joy. You know you love you?
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  Speaker 3: Your turn.
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  Speaker 1: To turn the mouth, the turn you probably got to
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  Speaker 1: turn mouth, turn out, turn the way of the money up.
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  Speaker 2: Come come on, you'll think, I sure will.
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  Speaker 6: Good morning everybody. You're listening to the voice, come on,
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  Speaker 6: dig me now. One and only Steve Harley got a
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  Speaker 6: radio show. I was had my head down and it
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  Speaker 6: was thinking of what I wanted to say this morning.
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  Speaker 2: But it kind of.
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  Speaker 6: It's kind of be something I've lived for a long time,
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  Speaker 6: and you know, for a long time, you know, I
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  Speaker 6: had a lot of faith in people. You know, it's
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  Speaker 6: strange too, because you know, you know, my mother was
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  Speaker 6: a Sunday school teacher, so of course I grew up
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  Speaker 6: around knowing, uh, scriptures and things like that, not not
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  Speaker 6: a lot of them, but you know, the ones I retained.
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  Speaker 6: But having her as a mother was was a huge
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  Speaker 6: help and understand about faith. But even with that, as
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  Speaker 6: I grew up, I began to put a lot of
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  Speaker 6: faith in people, and you know, I figured, uh, you know,
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  Speaker 6: just like everybody else, you know, man if I could
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  Speaker 6: just meet this person, or if I could just sit
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  Speaker 6: down with that person, or man if I could just
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  Speaker 6: get this person to hear my ideal, or man if
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  Speaker 6: just if this person could hear my track, or man
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  Speaker 6: if I could just get this in the hands of
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  Speaker 6: somebody in the know. I was, like everybody else, I
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  Speaker 6: thought that way. You know, I actually thought that if
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  Speaker 6: I could get in a certain situation with a certain person,
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  Speaker 6: that if a certain person were to meet me, that
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  Speaker 6: you know, it could change everything for me. Oh man,
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  Speaker 6: Oh how wrong I was? Oh how wrong I was?
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  Speaker 6: How long did I spend feeling that way? And how
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  Speaker 6: many of you out there possibly have felt that way before?
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  Speaker 6: You know, like even in a relationship, this is the
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  Speaker 6: person for me, and you know, you just lay claim
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  Speaker 6: to that, you know, not necessarily being a fact, but
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  Speaker 6: you just lay claim to it. This is the person
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  Speaker 6: for me, This is the person that I want to
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  Speaker 6: spend the rest of my life with.
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  Speaker 4: You know.
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  Speaker 6: Sometimes you know, we just lay claim and stuff and
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  Speaker 6: it's not always what's in our best interest or it's
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  Speaker 6: not always a fact, it's just what we decided we
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  Speaker 6: want it. And I was guilty of that, just like
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  Speaker 6: anybody else. And I spent a lot of years in
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  Speaker 6: my life putting faith in people. Man, if I could
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  Speaker 6: tell you anything this morning, it's to stop putting your
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  Speaker 6: faith in people and put your faith in God where
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  Speaker 6: it counts the most. I mean, you can get something
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  Speaker 6: out of this one. See, here's a deal about a
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  Speaker 6: relationship with God. It's the same all the time. He
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  Speaker 6: never changes. His word is one hundred percent absolute. His
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  Speaker 6: word doesn't have loopholes in it, none of that.
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  Speaker 2: It's this is what it is. He's very clear.
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  Speaker 6: Now, you can deviate off your end at a bargain,
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  Speaker 6: but it don't stop what he says from being true.
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  Speaker 6: But if he asked you to do something, if God
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  Speaker 6: asks you to to be a certain way, to do
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  Speaker 6: a little something a certain way, and you don't do
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  Speaker 6: it that way, then you know you could still possibly
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  Speaker 6: get by for a while. But don't you understand that
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  Speaker 6: his end of the deal stays the same, and as
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  Speaker 6: long as you're not doing it the way you're supposed to,
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  Speaker 6: the results are not going to be what you wanted
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  Speaker 6: to be. And I did this for years and years
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  Speaker 6: and years, and I counted on people. And you know,
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  Speaker 6: I got myself in a lot of situations, and I
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  Speaker 6: got out one a dire situation that I'd been in
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  Speaker 6: for a number of years. But he had protected me
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  Speaker 6: from years prior to that. I didn't even know what
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  Speaker 6: was going on, and then he made it, made me
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  Speaker 6: aware of the problem. And then, man, Lord have mercy,
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  Speaker 6: I was in a dismal situation. And then at the
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  Speaker 6: end of the year, I was free, free from it all.
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  Speaker 6: But it was a decision that I had made that
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  Speaker 6: led up to that, and in going through that process,
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  Speaker 6: I had to learn something.
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  Speaker 7: Man.
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  Speaker 2: I learned a lot about people.
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  Speaker 6: See, if you want to learn about your friends, if
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  Speaker 6: you want to learn about your people people around you,
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  Speaker 6: get yourself in some trouble, get yourself in a situation,
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  Speaker 6: Oh man, you start looking around. Man, to feel get
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  Speaker 6: real clear when you're in trouble. To feel clear is
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  Speaker 6: out when you're in doubt, when you don't know what
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  Speaker 6: to do, when you need help it, get real clear
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  Speaker 6: on the play and field.
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  Speaker 8: Then don't it.
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  Speaker 4: Ah.
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  Speaker 6: But when things is going right, it's time for a party.
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  Speaker 6: We throwing a celebration. We we gonna We're gonna do
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  Speaker 6: one down here. Oh man, there's plenty of people on
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  Speaker 6: the field. But but but get yourself in a situation.
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  Speaker 6: You find out rather quickly that oh no, oh no,
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  Speaker 6: everybody ain't here. And that's when I started learning. And
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  Speaker 6: I'm telling you I had to start learning this for
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  Speaker 6: real until I finally got it to stop putting my
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  Speaker 6: faith in people and put all the mind in God
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  Speaker 6: where it counts the most. Now is that to say
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  Speaker 6: that there are people that you can't trust. No, that's
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  Speaker 6: not one I'm saying. I ain't say you can't trust it,
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  Speaker 6: but you can't dump your faith in them. I got
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  Speaker 6: it all riding on what he say. I got it
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  Speaker 6: all riding on what she say. No, no, uh uh no,
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  Speaker 6: I hear you saying it. But I'm gonna keep my
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  Speaker 6: eye on this situation because I hear you saying it.
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  Speaker 6: But I'm gonna take this faith of mine and instead
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  Speaker 6: of putting it in people, I'm gonna put it in
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  Speaker 6: God where it counts the most. Because his word is absolute.
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  Speaker 6: What he say he's gonna do, he gonna do what
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  Speaker 6: he say. He's not gonna tolerate, He's not gonna tolerate. Now,
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  Speaker 6: you can make it, You can make it tolerable for yourself,
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  Speaker 6: but He's not gonna tolerate it. And that's just the
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  Speaker 6: end of the line. And so you know, I'm wondering
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  Speaker 6: how many people out there find themselves in a situation
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  Speaker 6: like me. Or maybe you've gotten yourself in a situation
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  Speaker 6: because you put your faith in some people and now
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  Speaker 6: you wound up in a different type of situation. Now,
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  Speaker 6: let me ask you where the people at. The only
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  Speaker 6: one that I found when I was in my deepest trouble,
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  Speaker 6: when me and my wife were in our darkest situation,
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  Speaker 6: was God. It was the only one, was the only
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  Speaker 6: one who was just right there, right there, all the
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  Speaker 6: way through. Now, let me explain something to you. Because
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  Speaker 6: you have this relationship with God, it does not mean,
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  Speaker 6: it does not mean now that it won't get it
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  Speaker 6: won't still be a situation, you understand. But what He
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  Speaker 6: will do is protect you during that period. He'll cover
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  Speaker 6: you during that period that it is a situation. He
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  Speaker 6: will give you the strength to overcome the situation when
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  Speaker 6: it turns into a situation. Then when he cracks it
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  Speaker 6: open for you and the sun is bright and shining,
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  Speaker 6: what he don't want you to do is when it
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  Speaker 6: gets sunny again, to forget about him who was there
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  Speaker 6: when it was dark for you. See, I used to
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  Speaker 6: do that too, you know. I was Oh, man, I
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  Speaker 6: did it. I'm telling you right now, I did it.
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  Speaker 6: But I'm telling you man, when I learned a very
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  Speaker 6: serious lesson and I watched some people I thought were
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  Speaker 6: friends of mine just sort of casually remove themselves from
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  Speaker 6: the situation, then I said, okay. Me and Marjorie looked around.
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  Speaker 6: We said, okay, it's just me, you and God. And
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  Speaker 6: when we started conducting ourselves accordingly. So when it's sunny
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  Speaker 6: for us, we remember God. We stay prayerful, we keep
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  Speaker 6: talking to him. We thank him for the sunshine, we
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  Speaker 6: thank him for the dark days that he allowed us
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  Speaker 6: to do, who allowed us to survive it and turn
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  Speaker 6: it into sunny days. And we talked to him constantly
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  Speaker 6: to protect us of our future enemies. And that's what
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  Speaker 6: the deal is. So if I was everybody, I would
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  Speaker 6: stop putting your faith in people and put your trust
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  Speaker 6: in God where it really does count the most, it
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  Speaker 6: really really does.
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  Speaker 2: all that.
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  Speaker 2: You just wait. Welcome to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
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  Speaker 9: Hey, good morning, Steve.
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  Speaker 10: What's going on over there?
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  Speaker 2: That ain't nothing happening right here? We're just being real
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  Speaker 2: with you know, calling for real, I mean, keeping it real.
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  Speaker 1: What's going on, Steve?
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  Speaker 2: Nephew, Tommy, Yeah, yay, I'm in the building.
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  Speaker 8: Top toime, top top.
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  Speaker 2: Jnthony Brown, what up, mister Hobby? What's going on?
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  Speaker 4: Man?
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  Speaker 1: What has happened?
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  Speaker 5: Hey?
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  Speaker 2: Nothing?
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  Speaker 4: Man?
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  Speaker 2: Everybody good? Yes'm oh I'm in good shape, man, real
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  Speaker 2: good shape, happy, blessed. I don't wonder apple, So wait
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  Speaker 2: did you just say happy, yeah, happy, istatic listen to
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  Speaker 2: me overjoorge.
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  Speaker 6: The key is, I'm not finna let nobody steal my
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  Speaker 6: joy a man, brother, you know what I'm saying.
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  Speaker 11: Yeah again, the thieves out there, the joy thieves are
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  Speaker 11: out there.
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  Speaker 8: They still enjoy.
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  Speaker 2: Your damn joy in a minute, man boy. You know
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  Speaker 2: what's amazing to me.
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  Speaker 6: It's like amazing that people people who think they can
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  Speaker 6: do something to you, like it's just gonna be free,
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  Speaker 6: you know, like that I'm gonna just do what I
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  Speaker 6: want to do to them, and it's just gonna be free. Well,
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  Speaker 6: I'm here to tell you it ain't free. You're gonna
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  Speaker 6: have to paycause.
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  Speaker 2: You just been gas to go get it.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, never free thieves.
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  Speaker 10: You right, It's like it's almost like a conversation.
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  Speaker 9: Listening real carefully, if you listened real closely, it's real stupid.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, say what now?
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  Speaker 10: Shine? Well, I'm you're happy, Steve.
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  Speaker 2: I'm glad for that.
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  Speaker 10: Myself always good.
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  Speaker 2: Had a good weekend place with golf this weekend, play
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  Speaker 2: pretty good. But you know it's just what a couple
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  Speaker 2: of them swings should be going. What the hell did
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  Speaker 2: I do?
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  Speaker 1: Hell did thank you guys.
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  Speaker 2: That was good.
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  Speaker 9: Coming up at thirty two minutes after the hour, we
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  Speaker 9: will hear from the nephew.
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  Speaker 10: As he runs that prank back right after this.
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  Speaker 9: You're listening Morning show, All right, it's time now to
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  Speaker 9: start your morning off with the nephew and run that
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  Speaker 9: prank back.
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  Speaker 10: What you got for his neph.
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  Speaker 8: Let's see, let's see, let's see. We're gonna go deep
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  Speaker 8: into the archives.
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  Speaker 12: Yeah, I'm looking through my little folders and files over here.
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  Speaker 12: My prank cadexdet is right here is your wife's doctor.
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  Speaker 5: Your wife's doctor, Carl, Yeah, it's your wife's doctor, cat dog.
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  Speaker 4: If you would Hello, Hello, I'm trying to get Andrea. Please,
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  Speaker 4: who's calling? This is doctor Hendricks. Oh yeah, yeah, I
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  Speaker 4: got How you doing? Doctor? Are you doing? I'm all right,
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  Speaker 4: she's not she's not in right now. I won't leave
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  Speaker 4: a mesage something. Uh yeah, Libra messages that you know,
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  Speaker 4: she came here. She had an appointment this morning, right right, right, right, right, everything, okay,
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  Speaker 4: everything's good, everything's good. You know I've been Andrew's gone
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  Speaker 4: to collegist for quite some time now, so yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 4: I know, right right right, okay, Well listen, can see
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  Speaker 4: she's able to get back in tomorrow. I need to
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  Speaker 4: get one more good look at her and Oneman, that
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  Speaker 4: looks everything? Okay, I just want to check a few things,
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  Speaker 4: you know. If I get one more good look, a
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  Speaker 4: good look at her, I think I'll be fine. What
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  Speaker 4: don't y'all do this like once?
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  Speaker 7: Uh?
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  Speaker 4: Once or twice a year? And you wanted to come
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  Speaker 4: right back to everything? Okay, now you can tell me
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  Speaker 4: nice everything I ain't with my wife? Uh yeah? Well Greg, right, yeah,
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  Speaker 4: what's up? Talk to me? You know, I'm not I'm
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  Speaker 4: not proud to tell tell anyone what's going on with her.
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  Speaker 4: And there's nothing really serious going on. Okay, so you
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  Speaker 4: can relax on that part. But I just want to
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  Speaker 4: get one more good look at her, just to be sure,
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  Speaker 4: one more good looks for what doc? If nothing serious
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  Speaker 4: going on? Well I think uh, I think what, Well,
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  Speaker 4: she'll be fine. She'll be fine, She'll be fine. Greg. Uh, hey, man,
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  Speaker 4: off with the record, I'll tell you something man that
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  Speaker 4: uh and I don't really you know, talk like this,
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  Speaker 4: but off the record, man, you you and I Man,
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  Speaker 4: we be uh. We're the only ones, aren't we? You
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  Speaker 4: and I We're the only ones. Aren't we the only one?
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  Speaker 4: What are you're talking about?
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  Speaker 6: What are you saying?
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  Speaker 4: Well, you know we're the only ones that have seen it,
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  Speaker 4: you know? Oh?
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  Speaker 7: Whoa?
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  Speaker 4: What are you saying? Just just stating that, you know,
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  Speaker 4: off the record, you and I that we we're the
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  Speaker 4: only ones. We know, we're the only ones. What what
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  Speaker 4: do you?
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  Speaker 2: What do you What are you saying?
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  Speaker 4: I'm not understanding you. What are you saying? We are
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  Speaker 4: the only ones? What? Well, well, we have you and
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  Speaker 4: I have something in common? I mean you and I
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  Speaker 4: are the only one that's that's uh, you know, basically
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  Speaker 4: seeing Andrea. What do you wait a minute, that's not
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  Speaker 4: a topic of discussion, Doc? What what are you trying
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  Speaker 4: to say? What are you saying about my wife? I
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  Speaker 4: mean she's amazing, man, I mean, uh, whoa, whoa? Why
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  Speaker 4: need you to tell me about my wife being amazing? Doc?
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  Speaker 4: You lost your damn man. Well, I'm just saying she
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  Speaker 4: looks she looks amazing, she looks amazing. I don't mean
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  Speaker 4: any hard about what whoa, whoa? Whoa? You ain't supposed
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  Speaker 4: to be looking at that in that type fashion?
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  Speaker 6: Doc?
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  Speaker 4: What the hell is wrong with you? What, tye, I profess?
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  Speaker 4: Is this here, you're telling me my wife is amazing?
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  Speaker 4: You lost your damn mind. I can't believe I'm getting
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  Speaker 4: a phone call like this. This is the most unprofessionalist
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  Speaker 4: I've ever heard. But keep in mind, Greg, I wasn't
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  Speaker 4: really calling you. I was calling her. You know you
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  Speaker 4: ain't talking to her. You talking to me. And you're
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  Speaker 4: gonna bring that type on the phone to me?
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  Speaker 8: Have you lost your mind?
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  Speaker 4: You profession Is there a way you can pass the
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  Speaker 4: message that I ain't passing nothing to her?
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  Speaker 11: You know what I mean?
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  Speaker 4: You're gonna make me do something crazy to you. I
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  Speaker 4: believe you called me with that type talking about my wife.
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  Speaker 4: Will you and I got something in common? She's amazing?
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  Speaker 4: Have you lost your damn mind? Sir? I didn't mean that.
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  Speaker 4: I didn't think what you did you did, don't It
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  Speaker 4: was just little no, no no. I was being a
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  Speaker 4: little playful with you. I didn't think that was gonna
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  Speaker 4: go this. Ain't no because ain't no play.
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  Speaker 6: What's wrong with you?
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  Speaker 4: We're playing? I'm not playing? Don't you ever? Matter of fact,
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  Speaker 4: I need to see you. I need I need to
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  Speaker 4: see it, have a session with you. We can talk
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  Speaker 4: about this here. I lost your dog on man talking
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  Speaker 4: about my wife. Amazing to you. You're the most unprofessional.
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  Speaker 4: I can't even go to you all these years. Was
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  Speaker 4: there any where you can get her to come in
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  Speaker 4: so I can get one good look at her?
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  Speaker 3: Tomorro?
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  Speaker 4: Hey o, No, she ain't coming down to that little
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  Speaker 4: ragged I'm coming down there. When I come down there,
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  Speaker 4: we oh, no, matter of fact, I'm on my way
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  Speaker 4: down there. How long you're gonna be there? We can
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  Speaker 4: straighten out. I've left the office for today. I just
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  Speaker 4: wanted to call and see if I could get one
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  Speaker 4: good look at her for the morrow. No, no, then
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  Speaker 4: you're gonna here with that? Wasn't more good gonna look? No? No,
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  Speaker 4: let me tell you one thing. Dot. She ain't coming
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  Speaker 4: there of you, no more, no more, no more? Is
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  Speaker 4: she coming back to see you? Wait? Wait, I don't
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  Speaker 4: want to lose a customer, not not like you. An
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  Speaker 4: You ain't gonna lose a customer. I'm coming there to mom,
• 18:44
  Speaker 4: make me an appointment. You can check my outer ma.
• 18:47
  Speaker 4: You see how you like that?
• 18:48
  Speaker 2: Sir?
• 18:48
  Speaker 4: That what? That's not possible? Okay, I definitely don't. We
• 18:52
  Speaker 4: don't want to lose her. If you like it or not,
• 18:54
  Speaker 4: it's gonna hurt me if I lose her as a
• 18:56
  Speaker 4: class I don't want to miss seeing her. Don't hurt you.
• 18:58
  Speaker 4: It ain't gonna hurt you that you're losing her. It's
• 19:00
  Speaker 4: gonna hurt you when I get there. Don't you worry
• 19:02
  Speaker 4: about Hunt, Greg, You gotta calm down. I was being
• 19:07
  Speaker 4: I was being playful, and I have done that. We too,
• 19:11
  Speaker 4: We always be playful. Play I'm seeing you in the morning,
• 19:15
  Speaker 4: first thing in the morning. Okay, what time you ten o'clock?
• 19:20
  Speaker 4: Can I ask you something? Greg? Do you have a
• 19:22
  Speaker 4: brother named Tyrant? What they got to do with anything?
• 19:24
  Speaker 4: What they got to do with over my brother? What
• 19:25
  Speaker 4: they got to do with you? Okay? What I wanted
• 19:27
  Speaker 4: to tell you is, this is not doctor Hendrick. This
• 19:30
  Speaker 4: is nephew Timmy from the Steve Albrey Morning Show. Your
• 19:33
  Speaker 4: brother Tyrant got me. The prank phone called you. I
• 19:37
  Speaker 4: don't give a fool you. I'm coming to see what what? What?
• 19:45
  Speaker 5: Hey?
• 19:45
  Speaker 2: Hey Greg?
• 19:46
  Speaker 4: Greg? Greg? Greg, pull up, take this out your brother Tyrant.
• 19:50
  Speaker 4: This is this is nephew tire Me Man from the
• 19:52
  Speaker 4: Steve Warby Morning Show. Your brother tyrannt got me the
• 19:54
  Speaker 4: prank phone called you. That's what I thought you said, man,
• 19:58
  Speaker 4: come on, man, oh man, let staff for a minute. Man.
• 20:02
  Speaker 4: Oh my goodness, boy, you lost your dad. Hold on,
• 20:08
  Speaker 4: you don't do you don't do like that? Man, my wife, y'all,
• 20:12
  Speaker 4: what's my brother? I will be talking to him, you
• 20:15
  Speaker 4: see tiring tomorrow I will see him first date in
• 20:18
  Speaker 4: the morning, Man, in the morning.
• 20:21
  Speaker 3: I'm ready it.
• 20:22
  Speaker 4: By hell. Hey, I gotta ask you, man, what's the
• 20:26
  Speaker 4: baddest radio show in the lanes?
• 20:28
  Speaker 8: Steve go?
• 20:32
  Speaker 4: Man, you're crazy to say for playing I.
• 20:34
  Speaker 2: Got time today. I got time today.
• 20:38
  Speaker 10: What you played?
• 20:39
  Speaker 3: Too far?
• 20:39
  Speaker 1: That was too far?
• 20:41
  Speaker 10: That was too far?
• 20:42
  Speaker 8: Okay, okay, well that's what. Thank you. That's all I
• 20:45
  Speaker 8: want you to say. That's all I wanted you to say.
• 20:47
  Speaker 8: That rat far?
• 20:50
  Speaker 10: All right, thanking of you.
• 20:51
  Speaker 9: Coming up next, it is asked the CLO our Chief
• 20:54
  Speaker 9: Love Officer, Steve Harvey. You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 20:59
  Speaker 2: It is time.
• 21:00
  Speaker 9: I'm now for the CLO the Chief Love Officer, Steve Harvey. Yeah,
• 21:05
  Speaker 9: all right, So here we go. This one is from
• 21:08
  Speaker 9: Tanjula in Mississippi. Tanjula rights. I'm a thirty two year
• 21:12
  Speaker 9: old professional woman by day and at night I'm an escort.
• 21:17
  Speaker 9: I keep a low profile in my city and go
• 21:20
  Speaker 9: to the neighboring city for my escort business. I've been
• 21:23
  Speaker 9: dating a guy for almost three months, and he thinks
• 21:26
  Speaker 9: I'm a school teacher and model because I met him
• 21:29
  Speaker 9: at a casting call for models for a music video.
• 21:32
  Speaker 9: I need my side gig to pay off my student loans.
• 21:36
  Speaker 9: But I know this guy won't like it. Should I
• 21:38
  Speaker 9: be honest with him or keep the lie going?
• 21:41
  Speaker 8: All?
• 21:42
  Speaker 2: Wait a minute?
• 21:44
  Speaker 4: What? So?
• 21:45
  Speaker 2: She says she does what in a daytime?
• 21:48
  Speaker 9: She's a professional woman, she says, she didn't say specifically,
• 21:51
  Speaker 9: but night, So she's an escort?
• 21:54
  Speaker 10: Yeah, at night?
• 21:55
  Speaker 2: So what is the lie she's trying to.
• 21:58
  Speaker 9: Keep going scort that she's an escort. Wait a minute,
• 22:02
  Speaker 9: she's an escort to pay off her student loans.
• 22:05
  Speaker 2: Well, wait a minute, how did he meet her?
• 22:09
  Speaker 10: It says she met him, she's been dating him. She
• 22:14
  Speaker 10: he thinks he's a school teacher.
• 22:16
  Speaker 9: She thinks he's a school teacher and a model because
• 22:18
  Speaker 9: she met him at a casting call for models.
• 22:21
  Speaker 10: Oh okay video.
• 22:23
  Speaker 6: Oh okay, So he didn't call the escort service and meeting, no, sir,
• 22:28
  Speaker 6: Oh okay, he met her at the thing.
• 22:30
  Speaker 2: So he thinks, well, he doesn't know did junk didjello?
• 22:35
  Speaker 4: Man?
• 22:38
  Speaker 6: Oh wait, do her name sound familiar to you? Ain't
• 22:44
  Speaker 6: like her damn name was Denise, And.
• 22:46
  Speaker 10: I'm missing some advice talking bad.
• 22:50
  Speaker 6: Well, first of all, change your damn name. Yeah, everybody
• 22:55
  Speaker 6: don't know who you are at the escort service, all
• 22:59
  Speaker 6: down at the school board to a googler is very rare.
• 23:04
  Speaker 6: So look, look, hey, look, young sister. You can't be
• 23:10
  Speaker 6: so desperate to pay off your student loans that you
• 23:12
  Speaker 6: will do anything. Your reputation and your life forward after
• 23:17
  Speaker 6: this is far more important than the present. And always
• 23:20
  Speaker 6: understand that what you're doing the dog today gonna come
• 23:23
  Speaker 6: out in the light tomorrow and it may ruin an
• 23:26
  Speaker 6: opportunity with a career move or a man. So if
• 23:30
  Speaker 6: I were you, I would double think this escort service business.
• 23:33
  Speaker 6: It's paying off student loans, ain't that important? They got
• 23:36
  Speaker 6: all types of things available because of COVID. Now with
• 23:39
  Speaker 6: student loans, you need to go online and research some
• 23:42
  Speaker 6: of this stuff. They got programs and help you pay
• 23:44
  Speaker 6: off student loans. You ain't got to sell yourself to
• 23:46
  Speaker 6: pay off no damn loan. Think about your life moving forward.
• 23:49
  Speaker 6: You're thirty two. You're an attractive girl.
• 23:51
  Speaker 10: So you think you should she should be honest with him.
• 23:54
  Speaker 6: No, hell no, okay, No, your job is doing today.
• 24:02
  Speaker 6: You're a professional woman. That's your damn job. Do not
• 24:05
  Speaker 6: tell this man you and escort. Okay, just get out
• 24:09
  Speaker 6: to escort business. Just ain't the time for the truth. Well,
• 24:13
  Speaker 6: y'all get this phone that.
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: Gets up here. May now is truth? Y'all be trying to.
• 24:19
  Speaker 10: Tell too much honesty.
• 24:21
  Speaker 2: Nybody want to.
• 24:21
  Speaker 7: Hear that dude?
• 24:23
  Speaker 1: Dude be liking you.
• 24:24
  Speaker 6: Now, you're gonna tell him you a damn escort a
• 24:26
  Speaker 6: he gonna take your meet his mama.
• 24:28
  Speaker 9: Okay, all right, all right, So we're moving on Ginger
• 24:33
  Speaker 9: and Mobile, Alabama says. My husband and I bought a
• 24:37
  Speaker 9: town home and a part of town with a lot
• 24:39
  Speaker 9: of young families. We're in our early sixties and downsized
• 24:43
  Speaker 9: when we retired. The family's tutor is down has a
• 24:46
  Speaker 9: daughter that's a senior in high school, and she's got
• 24:48
  Speaker 9: a boyfriend that's always around Saturday. My husband and I
• 24:52
  Speaker 9: saw this girl and her boyfriend making out in the
• 24:55
  Speaker 9: car parked in front of our house. My husband is
• 24:59
  Speaker 9: the type to mind is business, but not if it's
• 25:02
  Speaker 9: in front of our house. Should we tell her parents
• 25:04
  Speaker 9: about this?
• 25:05
  Speaker 6: No, that ain't your business. That ain't your damn business.
• 25:12
  Speaker 6: What is you talking about? Mind your damn business?
• 25:17
  Speaker 2: Y'all want moved? Y'all old ass down there with all
• 25:19
  Speaker 2: the yunkiole.
• 25:21
  Speaker 6: Now if you should have stayed your ass where old
• 25:23
  Speaker 6: people can't climb in back seats and do nothing?
• 25:28
  Speaker 1: No, tell her parents what stop?
• 25:31
  Speaker 6: It ain't your business. Your husband is the type of
• 25:34
  Speaker 6: mind his business.
• 25:35
  Speaker 1: You should too, And what good.
• 25:38
  Speaker 2: Is telling it? Gonna do?
• 25:39
  Speaker 6: All they gonna do is go somewhere else and sneak.
• 25:42
  Speaker 6: You can't raise that little girl. That ain't your business.
• 25:48
  Speaker 6: The hell is you over here?
• 25:49
  Speaker 8: Fall?
• 25:50
  Speaker 10: They downside?
• 25:52
  Speaker 2: Downside, go to senior citizen home.
• 25:54
  Speaker 10: If you that damn old candy Philly, We're moving on.
• 25:59
  Speaker 9: Canni is in Philly, he says my mother, My crazy
• 26:01
  Speaker 9: aunt maybe sharing a man. My aunt and my stepdad
• 26:05
  Speaker 9: have an inappropriate friendship. My aunt introduced him to my mom,
• 26:09
  Speaker 9: but I think they used to mess around before that.
• 26:12
  Speaker 9: We all went to my aunt's house last month for
• 26:14
  Speaker 9: a cookout and my aunt was sitting on my stepdad's lap.
• 26:19
  Speaker 9: I noticed her suddenly grinding on his lap, and when
• 26:22
  Speaker 9: she realized I saw it, she jumped up. I told
• 26:25
  Speaker 9: my mom what happened, and she said, they like to
• 26:28
  Speaker 9: joke around like that. How can my mom be so blonde?
• 26:32
  Speaker 6: Cause your mama liked jokes? Oh, she said, they joking around.
• 26:40
  Speaker 6: Your mama probably laughing her asss off somewhere. Once again,
• 26:44
  Speaker 6: if this ain't your damn business, what is wrong with
• 26:49
  Speaker 6: these letters today? These grown ass people consisting adults. Your
• 26:57
  Speaker 6: aunt was, oh, her sister's her husband's laugh grinding, saw
• 27:02
  Speaker 6: you and jumped up.
• 27:04
  Speaker 2: Now he had to stay seated.
• 27:08
  Speaker 6: Reasons then you that already went and told your mama,
• 27:16
  Speaker 6: and your mama told you they joke around like that.
• 27:19
  Speaker 6: Your mama might already know what's going on. Your mama
• 27:22
  Speaker 6: might be playing or something. Go state, why is your
• 27:25
  Speaker 6: young murder?
• 27:28
  Speaker 8: That's right?
• 27:28
  Speaker 6: See the other people is too old to be in this,
• 27:31
  Speaker 6: and now you too young to be in just the
• 27:34
  Speaker 6: worst damn clo questions nose and asked people.
• 27:42
  Speaker 10: Everybody, mind your own business, mind.
• 27:44
  Speaker 6: Your damn business right in here about something about your life.
• 27:49
  Speaker 10: You're listening morning show.
• 27:54
  Speaker 9: Time to get the toys together. However, the elves, I
• 27:57
  Speaker 9: didn't know this. The elves are on strike, and you
• 28:01
  Speaker 9: guys here with some grievances.
• 28:03
  Speaker 8: Uh, I got this, I got this.
• 28:05
  Speaker 6: I'm gonna handle this one myself because it's something that
• 28:09
  Speaker 6: I'm I'm good at doing because I'm a former union man.
• 28:12
  Speaker 6: And els ls have decided they came to me with
• 28:17
  Speaker 6: a lot of complaints and I'm being their represented.
• 28:21
  Speaker 2: Now.
• 28:21
  Speaker 6: We wanted Tommy to stand up for him, but then
• 28:24
  Speaker 6: he was already standing up. See right there they went
• 28:30
  Speaker 6: when I be down, We need somebody that stand up
• 28:33
  Speaker 6: for it. That looked like they actually standing, So I
• 28:35
  Speaker 6: said I would do it. The elves this year are
• 28:40
  Speaker 6: going on strike. Well they haven't gone on yet, but
• 28:43
  Speaker 6: they're threatened to go on strike. The elves are wanting
• 28:47
  Speaker 6: to sit out this year. Santa Claus is having trouble
• 28:50
  Speaker 6: because he's trying to talk to these damn ls about
• 28:53
  Speaker 6: their concern So I'm here with their grievances and I
• 28:59
  Speaker 6: want to are by saying these are the l's grievouses,
• 29:03
  Speaker 6: and I will be preparing these statements on behalf of
• 29:07
  Speaker 6: the L Foundation.
• 29:08
  Speaker 4: We need it.
• 29:09
  Speaker 8: We the LS who.
• 29:11
  Speaker 6: Work at the North Pole, are requesting the following changes.
• 29:16
  Speaker 6: Please show your support through our website www dot help
• 29:22
  Speaker 6: ls dot com. If you're gonna help the l's help
• 29:27
  Speaker 6: ls dot com, tell me, don't act great.
• 29:30
  Speaker 2: You don't know.
• 29:32
  Speaker 4: So you.
• 29:37
  Speaker 8: Know what, y'all?
• 29:38
  Speaker 6: We release all the complaints that the lves have and
• 29:42
  Speaker 6: here we go. Number one problem that they're having. We
• 29:47
  Speaker 6: the LS would like to stop making these damn wooden toys.
• 29:53
  Speaker 6: Don't no kid, won't no damn wooden toy. And we've
• 29:58
  Speaker 6: been making them for years. Okay, ain't nobody asked for now?
• 30:03
  Speaker 6: One of these wouldn't wheel these wooden't pigs one block?
• 30:08
  Speaker 6: They got real toys now. Secondly, we the als are
• 30:11
  Speaker 6: requesting to have a casual Friday, so we.
• 30:16
  Speaker 2: Ain't gotta wear these stupid ass.
• 30:18
  Speaker 6: Uniform They have tight ass pants with these pointed hats.
• 30:24
  Speaker 6: We want a casual Friday. Voicing the concerns that als
• 30:29
  Speaker 6: have and there considered on going on strike and they
• 30:32
  Speaker 6: wanted me to convey this Santa Claus and everybody listen.
• 30:35
  Speaker 6: We the als would like to request a thirty minute
• 30:40
  Speaker 6: smoke break.
• 30:43
  Speaker 2: They smashed and we smoke.
• 30:48
  Speaker 6: We want to be able to go outside and smoke
• 30:50
  Speaker 6: whatever we want.
• 30:56
  Speaker 2: Try making these worney toys without it.
• 31:01
  Speaker 8: Don't get high.
• 31:02
  Speaker 6: Here's the next complaint on behalf of the Hell's Elves.
• 31:06
  Speaker 6: We the Alves have voted to eliminate bring your kids
• 31:11
  Speaker 6: to work there.
• 31:15
  Speaker 2: The truth of the matter is l really don't like kids. No,
• 31:23
  Speaker 2: we don't.
• 31:26
  Speaker 6: Damn because they think we kids too, just because we short.
• 31:30
  Speaker 2: Get your damn hands off of me. I drove here
• 31:38
  Speaker 2: in the sleeve.
• 31:41
  Speaker 6: High.
• 31:42
  Speaker 2: Next complaint that they have, we the.
• 31:44
  Speaker 6: Elves are uncomfortable wearing these dang funny toe shoes.
• 31:51
  Speaker 2: That hurt out.
• 31:55
  Speaker 6: We want crocs to be the new official L shoe,
• 32:02
  Speaker 6: Crocs and gaiters to be the new L shoe. The
• 32:07
  Speaker 6: Elves I'm doing complaint. You don't act like you ain't
• 32:10
  Speaker 6: with them? Are you trying to add a complaint?
• 32:15
  Speaker 7: Don't like.
• 32:18
  Speaker 1: Elves and pilgrims have the same suit?
• 32:20
  Speaker 11: Is the.
• 32:26
  Speaker 1: I'm not I'm not.
• 32:28
  Speaker 2: Well, let's quit playing this game.
• 32:33
  Speaker 6: Next complaint, We the Elves do not like Elves shirts
• 32:37
  Speaker 6: and pants. They ain't got no damn pockets, and we
• 32:41
  Speaker 6: want to start using fanny packs so when we go
• 32:49
  Speaker 6: outside to take our smoke break, we'll have our stuff
• 32:52
  Speaker 6: with its. Next complaint, We the Elves understand that we
• 32:59
  Speaker 6: on the nor of pole but some of the younger
• 33:02
  Speaker 6: Els wants to cut back on the heat being so
• 33:05
  Speaker 6: high all the time in the workshop. The older al's
• 33:10
  Speaker 6: is fine, but the young just for damn we Swiss
• 33:20
  Speaker 6: mat We the Elves would like to assign ten l's
• 33:25
  Speaker 6: each year to ride around with SNA because we think
• 33:28
  Speaker 6: it's unfair that we make all these damn toys and
• 33:31
  Speaker 6: we don't ever get to go on one.
• 33:35
  Speaker 2: Fat ass just be packing up the slid with the rain.
• 33:38
  Speaker 2: Then we made the toy. Let us go a couple
• 33:44
  Speaker 2: more quickly, were the als.
• 33:45
  Speaker 6: We still love miss Claws and we know she's very
• 33:48
  Speaker 6: nice and she's never too busy to being down and
• 33:51
  Speaker 6: give us a hug, but we still would like.
• 33:54
  Speaker 2: To know exactly what does she do up here?
• 34:01
  Speaker 8: The cook, the cook for everybody had.
• 34:04
  Speaker 2: Nothing from her we got.
• 34:08
  Speaker 6: And last but not least, we the l support the
• 34:12
  Speaker 6: me too movement that's real strong up here, and some
• 34:16
  Speaker 6: of the female als are requested that Santa refrain from
• 34:21
  Speaker 6: saying ho ho ho hope.
• 34:26
  Speaker 10: And on that note, we're gonna go go.
• 34:30
  Speaker 9: You're listening morning show?
• 34:33
  Speaker 10: All right, guys, it's time for would you rather here
• 34:37
  Speaker 10: we go?
• 34:38
  Speaker 7: Now?
• 34:38
  Speaker 10: Would you rather take a body?
• 34:40
  Speaker 9: Shot off your partner, your date, whoever you're with, or
• 34:45
  Speaker 9: would you rather for them to take a body shot
• 34:48
  Speaker 9: off you?
• 34:49
  Speaker 4: This? This?
• 34:54
  Speaker 8: Would you take a shot off for them? Or a
• 34:56
  Speaker 8: shot off you?
• 34:58
  Speaker 13: Ain't gonna believe the level of Lynton my Billy, but
• 35:00
  Speaker 13: let me take the one off of you.
• 35:01
  Speaker 6: I'm not.
• 35:04
  Speaker 8: My stomach can't hold a shot glass. It's gonna keep
• 35:06
  Speaker 8: hand it over, I promise, yeah, take it off, it's
• 35:11
  Speaker 8: gonna keep clipping over.
• 35:13
  Speaker 4: I was just.
• 35:14
  Speaker 10: What about you, Steve? You didn't answer.
• 35:18
  Speaker 6: I don't even know what that is, but a body
• 35:22
  Speaker 6: shot like I definitely take it off her though. Yeah,
• 35:30
  Speaker 6: I got big enough lips. You don't even need the glass.
• 35:38
  Speaker 6: Get to by a shot off for you?
• 35:41
  Speaker 8: All right?
• 35:42
  Speaker 9: Here's another one. Would you rather be in the Hall
• 35:45
  Speaker 9: of Fame or a sports career or.
• 35:48
  Speaker 10: A music career?
• 35:50
  Speaker 2: Oh? Oh sport?
• 35:53
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 35:54
  Speaker 10: Like football or basketball, baseball?
• 35:56
  Speaker 9: Something?
• 35:56
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 35:57
  Speaker 10: Not music as much as you love music.
• 35:59
  Speaker 6: See Roscale Wallace already got that covet. I ain't worried
• 36:02
  Speaker 6: about that. My alter egos in the rock. Every time
• 36:09
  Speaker 6: somebody getting inducted, it's help he.
• 36:11
  Speaker 2: Can credit for all that this show.
• 36:15
  Speaker 10: What about you now?
• 36:16
  Speaker 1: Music?
• 36:17
  Speaker 8: I can't sing a lick that'd be name. I know
• 36:20
  Speaker 8: you weren't gonna say sports.
• 36:22
  Speaker 1: Shut up Jr.
• 36:24
  Speaker 2: He was gonna be in there for what he said.
• 36:27
  Speaker 2: He said, gonna be in there for what.
• 36:30
  Speaker 8: Music? Music?
• 36:32
  Speaker 6: What is you gonna be a little drummer boy? I
• 36:43
  Speaker 6: remember when Tom was a little boy and he was
• 36:45
  Speaker 6: in the Christmas Player. He got mad, We're not gonna
• 36:48
  Speaker 6: do it this year. We're not gonna do it. That's
• 36:51
  Speaker 6: what That's what I was trying to tell him every year,
• 36:54
  Speaker 6: because I just time was so small. Every year I
• 36:57
  Speaker 6: made him play Baby Jesus. He won't be a wise
• 37:04
  Speaker 6: man that anybody got no time be trying to explain
• 37:07
  Speaker 6: how little your ass he is a man. You're a
• 37:11
  Speaker 6: little boy.
• 37:12
  Speaker 2: You finna be Baby Jesus every year, and then lay
• 37:14
  Speaker 2: down in.
• 37:15
  Speaker 1: That hey, and quit moving.
• 37:21
  Speaker 8: And keep your face covered.
• 37:23
  Speaker 3: You look old.
• 37:26
  Speaker 2: Come on, sir, all right, I want to go wise
• 37:31
  Speaker 2: man this year.
• 37:32
  Speaker 6: You're not gonna be no man in this place. You're
• 37:35
  Speaker 6: too short, Baby Jesus.
• 37:39
  Speaker 10: All right, coming up in forty nine. Thank you guys,
• 37:41
  Speaker 10: coming to quick time on him and lay him in
• 37:44
  Speaker 10: that damn hey.
• 37:46
  Speaker 9: You're listening morning show, all right, So steve this is
• 37:52
  Speaker 9: from Sean on Facebook. Now listen to this. Sean writes,
• 37:55
  Speaker 9: a few months ago, I was hanging out at a
• 37:57
  Speaker 9: bar when this fine woman started talking to me. I
• 38:01
  Speaker 9: was recently out of a breakup and we're just talking
• 38:04
  Speaker 9: and getting our drink on. Anyway, the conversation was flirty
• 38:08
  Speaker 9: and a suggestive attempt to change my mind on the
• 38:11
  Speaker 9: parking lot rendezvous she was proposing.
• 38:14
  Speaker 10: Fast forward to now.
• 38:16
  Speaker 9: I just got a nice job at a new tech
• 38:18
  Speaker 9: company and things have been promising until I walked into
• 38:23
  Speaker 9: my new boss's office for a get to know you
• 38:26
  Speaker 9: session and saw the pictures on his desk. That fine
• 38:31
  Speaker 9: woman is his wife. He's now telling me how fun
• 38:34
  Speaker 9: his Christmas party always is and that I have to
• 38:38
  Speaker 9: be there. But I'm thinking that that's the last place
• 38:40
  Speaker 9: I want to be. Nothing happened, and I can sure
• 38:43
  Speaker 9: keep a secret, but this is awkward.
• 38:46
  Speaker 10: Uncle, see any suggestions?
• 38:49
  Speaker 2: Well, he then said, you got to be at the party.
• 38:51
  Speaker 2: You gotta go.
• 38:53
  Speaker 6: See listen to me, man, you don't know this information. Well,
• 38:59
  Speaker 6: let me put the cheetah way. Your boss doesn't know
• 39:02
  Speaker 6: that you have this information, so you're just going over
• 39:06
  Speaker 6: to his Christmas party as requested.
• 39:09
  Speaker 2: So when you get there, just be as surprised as
• 39:11
  Speaker 2: she is. Should he do?
• 39:15
  Speaker 10: Say it's deep, like, what when are you.
• 39:17
  Speaker 2: Going to walk in and go? Harold's glad you could
• 39:20
  Speaker 2: make it to the party. This is my wife. Uh,
• 39:24
  Speaker 2: what's a good name, Tamika? This is this is Harold Man.
• 39:31
  Speaker 6: Wow, nice to meet you, to mikad and she goes
• 39:36
  Speaker 6: downplay it too because she ain't trying to mess her
• 39:38
  Speaker 6: life up. Hear what you cannot do, Harold, This is
• 39:43
  Speaker 6: my wife, Tamika.
• 39:45
  Speaker 4: I fought you. We you doing?
• 40:01
  Speaker 2: You know I you know, I don't even know. That
• 40:04
  Speaker 2: ain't even my normal drink. You know what I'm saying.
• 40:07
  Speaker 6: Man, your boss standing there looking you can go over
• 40:11
  Speaker 6: to the party. You don't You didn't go in the office.
• 40:14
  Speaker 6: You didn't see her picture. You don't know she exists,
• 40:17
  Speaker 6: and in your world she doesn't exist. Don't not go
• 40:20
  Speaker 6: to the Christmas party because he said you have to come.
• 40:23
  Speaker 6: If you don't come, that'll look crazy. Just go to
• 40:26
  Speaker 6: the party, man, act normal, trust and believe. She ain't
• 40:29
  Speaker 6: gonna let on nothing.
• 40:31
  Speaker 10: She ain't gonna ask you well, no, she.
• 40:34
  Speaker 6: Gonna be Oh look women, women slick as hell. Y'all ways,
• 40:37
  Speaker 6: slicker than men. She gonna act like she ain't never
• 40:39
  Speaker 6: seen you a day in her life. But now, let
• 40:41
  Speaker 6: me explain something to you. Don't get crispy player? Or
• 40:45
  Speaker 6: does that mean that don't like you know? Take her number,
• 40:52
  Speaker 6: say something to on the side, ease over to her
• 40:54
  Speaker 6: with the drink.
• 40:56
  Speaker 2: Ain't want sam then? How you doing? I didn't know this?
• 40:58
  Speaker 2: So you so you here?
• 41:01
  Speaker 6: No, No, don't get crispy. Stay like a wet corn flake.
• 41:05
  Speaker 6: Just sit your ass in that corner, be limp.
• 41:08
  Speaker 8: I ain't never heard of crispy.
• 41:09
  Speaker 6: Do don't go over the acting crispy. Yeah, don't go
• 41:13
  Speaker 6: over acting crispy like you just they frosted flakes. Set
• 41:17
  Speaker 6: your ass you just a regular corn flake would tap
• 41:19
  Speaker 6: wad on it.
• 41:22
  Speaker 2: Go over there.
• 41:22
  Speaker 6: Don't nobody want you? Sit over there like a wet
• 41:25
  Speaker 6: corn flake. All in here like you Captain crunch. Yeah,
• 41:31
  Speaker 6: what what does she say? Let me let me let
• 41:34
  Speaker 6: me talk to you in the in the in the study.
• 41:36
  Speaker 8: What she said?
• 41:37
  Speaker 6: No, we ain't going to no damn study. He just
• 41:41
  Speaker 6: got this good ass job. You gonna end it that night,
• 41:43
  Speaker 6: go on, no damn study. No, I can't do that.
• 41:46
  Speaker 6: I'm sorry, No disrespect I don't want to be disrespectful.
• 41:50
  Speaker 6: That'll make her want you more. But just going, hey, no,
• 41:52
  Speaker 6: no disrespect Yeah, excuse yourself from the party. Reilly, Well me,
• 42:01
  Speaker 6: j it's going to Steve.
• 42:07
  Speaker 2: Matters.
• 42:07
  Speaker 6: Matter of fact, when you say good night to your boss,
• 42:09
  Speaker 6: put that wind in your jaws. On you put that
• 42:18
  Speaker 6: wind in your jaws.
• 42:19
  Speaker 2: That's that. I'm the vomited ass win right, everybody rule
• 42:25
  Speaker 2: BRD not tonight.
• 42:26
  Speaker 9: Ho Lord Hill, Jesus, we have more of the Steve
• 42:29
  Speaker 9: Harvey Morning shows. You're listening. Steve Harvey Morning Show coming
• 42:34
  Speaker 9: up at the top of the hour right about four
• 42:36
  Speaker 9: minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today. The subject
• 42:40
  Speaker 9: he picked the wrong sister.
• 42:43
  Speaker 1: Wait till you hear that.
• 42:44
  Speaker 9: We'll get into it in just a bit. But right
• 42:46
  Speaker 9: now the nephew is here with today's prank phone call.
• 42:49
  Speaker 9: What you got for us, neph y'all hold.
• 42:51
  Speaker 8: Tight here come.
• 42:54
  Speaker 4: Hello.
• 42:55
  Speaker 2: Hello, I'm trying to reach your sand Hey, how you doing.
• 42:59
  Speaker 7: I'm fine.
• 43:00
  Speaker 5: This This is Brian. This is Brian. I work with
• 43:02
  Speaker 5: your sister Kiva. Okay, we've met a couple of times.
• 43:07
  Speaker 5: You've you've come out to happy hour with us a
• 43:09
  Speaker 5: couple of times, but that's been you just had a baby.
• 43:11
  Speaker 7: Right, Oh yeah, so that must have been a long
• 43:14
  Speaker 7: time ago. I sure did just have a baby.
• 43:17
  Speaker 3: She said.
• 43:17
  Speaker 7: This is Brian.
• 43:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Brian, congratulations. How many months is it that it's been.
• 43:22
  Speaker 7: Three months since I've had him?
• 43:24
  Speaker 8: Okay, all right, well congratulations to you.
• 43:26
  Speaker 5: Listen, we're putting together a pot luck Christmas party and
• 43:31
  Speaker 5: we wanted to invite you out.
• 43:33
  Speaker 7: Oh okay, is this some kind of surprise or something?
• 43:37
  Speaker 5: Well, you know what, I'm My job is to call
• 43:40
  Speaker 5: around since it's a potluck and make sure we get
• 43:43
  Speaker 5: everybody to bring something. What I wanted to do is
• 43:46
  Speaker 5: I told her she should invite you her sister. I'm
• 43:48
  Speaker 5: sure your sister. I was just saying you probably hadn't
• 43:50
  Speaker 5: been able to get out since the baby, and maybe
• 43:53
  Speaker 5: you would want to get.
• 43:53
  Speaker 8: Out a little bit.
• 43:54
  Speaker 7: Yeah you said that. I've been trapped in this house
• 43:57
  Speaker 7: with his baby. Oh and oh, you're such a greedy baby.
• 44:00
  Speaker 7: But yeah, I'm here a lot. This is like my
• 44:03
  Speaker 7: second child, and I'm telling you he was nothing like
• 44:06
  Speaker 7: the first one. But I haven't been out. When is
• 44:08
  Speaker 7: the party?
• 44:09
  Speaker 5: It's gonna be next week, next Friday. We're gonna throw
• 44:12
  Speaker 5: it and we're not trying to do anything too late,
• 44:14
  Speaker 5: probably around six o'clock. Everybody's gonna leave work a little early,
• 44:17
  Speaker 5: but we're gonna all bring a little something to contribute
• 44:20
  Speaker 5: to the party, you know, whatever type of food or
• 44:22
  Speaker 5: drinks or whatever. So we just wanted to reach out
• 44:25
  Speaker 5: and give you an invitation.
• 44:27
  Speaker 7: I just need to see if I can get a babysitter.
• 44:30
  Speaker 7: I haven't had to use a babysitter yet, but I'll try.
• 44:33
  Speaker 7: I'll do my best for me. It's my sister and
• 44:35
  Speaker 7: her friend, so i'd be glad to come. So you
• 44:38
  Speaker 7: said it's pop luck. What are y'all bringing?
• 44:41
  Speaker 5: Well, some people are bringing finger food, some people are
• 44:44
  Speaker 5: bringing desserts, nachos and things like that. So I guess
• 44:48
  Speaker 5: a little bit of everything, and everybody's just in the
• 44:51
  Speaker 5: Christmas spirit.
• 44:51
  Speaker 8: We just gonna have a good time.
• 44:53
  Speaker 7: Well do I need to cook it myself? Or can
• 44:55
  Speaker 7: I just order something to have it delivered or something
• 44:57
  Speaker 7: like that. You know, I'm fooling with this baby get
• 45:00
  Speaker 7: too much done while I'm here, But I'd be glad
• 45:02
  Speaker 7: to contribute.
• 45:03
  Speaker 8: Uh well, actually we're we're interested in getting some eggnog.
• 45:06
  Speaker 7: Uh yeah, I can. Probably I could send my husband
• 45:10
  Speaker 7: out to get some because you know, NaN's just schooled
• 45:12
  Speaker 7: his specialty shop. They make some good homemade ignog. I
• 45:16
  Speaker 7: could do eggnogs.
• 45:17
  Speaker 5: Well, well, hang on, we didn't. We didn't want anything
• 45:19
  Speaker 5: from a specialty shop. We're real particular about having good eggnog.
• 45:24
  Speaker 5: We've always had good eggnog every year when we throw
• 45:27
  Speaker 5: the big pot luck Christmas party. We wanted to see
• 45:29
  Speaker 5: if you didn't mind making some eggnog from scratch. But
• 45:33
  Speaker 5: you know, if you if you could really really help
• 45:35
  Speaker 5: us out. Uh, you know you using using the breast.
• 45:38
  Speaker 8: Milk to do it.
• 45:39
  Speaker 7: Well, they make the best milk over there. I know
• 45:42
  Speaker 7: they used whole milk. Sometimes they use that butter cream milk.
• 45:45
  Speaker 7: You know what I should get my aunt to make
• 45:47
  Speaker 7: because she got a real good recipe and I know
• 45:49
  Speaker 7: she used the best milk as I can get.
• 45:51
  Speaker 2: Her to make some.
• 45:52
  Speaker 7: Is that okay?
• 45:53
  Speaker 8: Okay, So your mom has what kind of milk?
• 45:56
  Speaker 7: My ate, she makes the best eggnog. And I know
• 46:00
  Speaker 7: you like whole milk and buttermilk and stuff. That's what
• 46:02
  Speaker 7: I was thinking.
• 46:04
  Speaker 5: No, no, no, no, no no no, we want some
• 46:07
  Speaker 5: breast milk, not the best milk. We want breast aren't
• 46:11
  Speaker 5: you breastfeeding?
• 46:13
  Speaker 7: You you say breast as in b R E A
• 46:16
  Speaker 7: S T.
• 46:16
  Speaker 1: Breast milk, breast milk.
• 46:18
  Speaker 7: Yes, yes, wait a minute, wait a minute, yeah, I'm breastfeeding.
• 46:22
  Speaker 7: But breast milk is for babies. Adult people don't supposed
• 46:25
  Speaker 7: to drink that. If you if you're not no infant,
• 46:26
  Speaker 7: you're not supposed.
• 46:27
  Speaker 2: To be milk.
• 46:28
  Speaker 5: Breast milk is the best milk. See, so what we
• 46:30
  Speaker 5: was trying to do is get it. Get the eggnog
• 46:33
  Speaker 5: made with breast milk, and that's what we want.
• 46:35
  Speaker 7: Brian, you say your name is Brian.
• 46:37
  Speaker 8: Yes, I'm Brian.
• 46:38
  Speaker 7: Okay, Brian, you must be white because because black folks
• 46:42
  Speaker 7: don't drink breast milk. That's for babies. Okay, I am
• 46:46
  Speaker 7: not making eggnog with breast milk. Now, Breast milk is
• 46:51
  Speaker 7: not what you get. That is for my newborn infants.
• 46:54
  Speaker 7: That sounds nasty, Unstan, Why would I do that to
• 46:58
  Speaker 7: other people?
• 46:59
  Speaker 4: That as my to do?
• 47:00
  Speaker 2: I mean, is there a way you can like pump
• 47:02
  Speaker 2: out two gallons for us?
• 47:03
  Speaker 7: I mean, what we're about to end this conversation. That
• 47:06
  Speaker 7: is not something I'm about to do. Okay, I am
• 47:09
  Speaker 7: not pumping milk for some Christmas party. That that is nasty. Okay,
• 47:17
  Speaker 7: somebody gonna call the health's apartment on y'all bring them
• 47:20
  Speaker 7: milk up there to make some eggnog? What does that?
• 47:24
  Speaker 7: We don't do that. This ain't no feet of village
• 47:27
  Speaker 7: with my milk, you know what, ma'am?
• 47:30
  Speaker 8: I mean.
• 47:30
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 47:31
  Speaker 5: I wasn't trying to offend you. I just wanted to
• 47:32
  Speaker 5: see if it was something that you would do for us.
• 47:35
  Speaker 5: You know, maybe you could. You could squeeze out a
• 47:37
  Speaker 5: couple of gallons and we could.
• 47:39
  Speaker 7: I'm past offended. I ain't squeezing out a table spool
• 47:43
  Speaker 7: of breast milk to be donating to some Christmas party?
• 47:47
  Speaker 7: Does that?
• 47:48
  Speaker 2: Okay? Yeah?
• 47:49
  Speaker 7: You got me something you need to tell Keith. First
• 47:51
  Speaker 7: of all, I don't even know why ever gave you
• 47:53
  Speaker 7: my number to invite me to some cause she couldn't have.
• 47:55
  Speaker 7: She couldn't have known you're gonna ask me to make
• 47:57
  Speaker 7: some damn egnog with real breast mills.
• 48:00
  Speaker 2: I didn't.
• 48:00
  Speaker 8: I didn't.
• 48:00
  Speaker 5: I didn't tell Keiva exactly what I wanted, but I
• 48:02
  Speaker 5: didn't think it was gonna be this much of a problem.
• 48:05
  Speaker 5: That you would have a problem with a couple of
• 48:06
  Speaker 5: gallons so we could have a good time with real
• 48:08
  Speaker 5: good milk.
• 48:09
  Speaker 7: Well, Brian, y'all work in corporate America. Surely you are
• 48:13
  Speaker 7: smarter than that calling somebody asking for some breast milk?
• 48:17
  Speaker 7: Who does that?
• 48:18
  Speaker 4: What you can do?
• 48:19
  Speaker 7: If you want some eggnock, you could stop at the
• 48:21
  Speaker 7: grocery store and get you some infamel or some similar
• 48:23
  Speaker 7: can mix me agnog yourself, if that's what you choose
• 48:27
  Speaker 7: to do. But my breast milk, you can't even pay
• 48:29
  Speaker 7: for it. Okay, I don't get down like that. That's
• 48:31
  Speaker 7: a if I ever heard of it? You too, in
• 48:34
  Speaker 7: tells you be calling around asking people for milk?
• 48:37
  Speaker 5: Does oh you're gonna be this selfish that you can't
• 48:40
  Speaker 5: loan us a little bit of breast milk so we
• 48:42
  Speaker 5: can have a great time with some eggnog at the party.
• 48:46
  Speaker 7: Selfish, loan breast milk?
• 48:50
  Speaker 5: Okay, you know what? You know what concerned, don't worry about.
• 48:51
  Speaker 5: We don't even want you at the party. If you
• 48:53
  Speaker 5: ain't gonna bring the breast milk, then don't come to
• 48:54
  Speaker 5: the party.
• 48:55
  Speaker 7: Damn right, I don't need to come here on a
• 48:56
  Speaker 7: sunky party. And you tell Keiva this is some Steven
• 49:00
  Speaker 7: have her friend call me.
• 49:01
  Speaker 5: I am the party coordinator, and Keiva knows that that's
• 49:04
  Speaker 5: and I tried to be nice enough to invite you.
• 49:06
  Speaker 7: I'm offended. I am offended. Okay, would you ask your
• 49:10
  Speaker 7: wife or your girlfriend or whoever your baby mam is
• 49:12
  Speaker 7: to do something like that? Would you expect somebody to
• 49:15
  Speaker 7: ask her? You're just respecting me asking me for some
• 49:18
  Speaker 7: like that. Okay, you know what, Brian, what is your
• 49:21
  Speaker 7: last name? Because I'm failing to remember who you are
• 49:23
  Speaker 7: because I'm sure gonna ask keep.
• 49:25
  Speaker 5: Well, Brian, Brian ain't really my name. I didn't really
• 49:27
  Speaker 5: want to tell you my real name.
• 49:29
  Speaker 7: So so you playing on the phone. Naw, you probably
• 49:31
  Speaker 7: don't even know my sister. Who is this?
• 49:33
  Speaker 8: I mean, I talk to your sister about twenty minutes ago.
• 49:37
  Speaker 8: I talked to Keith.
• 49:37
  Speaker 7: You cain't talk to my Kieva because this is.
• 49:39
  Speaker 4: A I know that too clearly, Okay, but I want
• 49:42
  Speaker 4: to go and tell.
• 49:43
  Speaker 2: You this here.
• 49:43
  Speaker 7: You know what You're gonna get off my damn phone.
• 49:45
  Speaker 7: That's what you're gonna do.
• 49:46
  Speaker 5: Keeva told me to call because see, I am nephew
• 49:49
  Speaker 5: Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show, and your sister
• 49:52
  Speaker 5: Cable got me the prank phone call.
• 49:55
  Speaker 7: You you talking about that nephew Timas on the TV
• 50:00
  Speaker 7: in the radio. This kn't be real, you're me. I'm like,
• 50:15
  Speaker 7: who just said it? Oh my god? Oh you real? Funny?
• 50:18
  Speaker 1: Okay, you said.
• 50:23
  Speaker 5: I gotta ask you, baby, what's the baddest that. I mean,
• 50:25
  Speaker 5: the baddest radio show in.
• 50:27
  Speaker 7: The land, The Steve Harvey Morning Show, New York, New York,
• 50:35
  Speaker 7: Big City of Dreams.
• 50:36
  Speaker 5: Get ready, baby, February to third. The nephew was coming
• 50:39
  Speaker 5: to the n y C The City Winery. You heard
• 50:42
  Speaker 5: what I said. Tickets are on sale right now, February third,
• 50:44
  Speaker 5: Saturday Night, New York City.
• 50:46
  Speaker 8: If you can make it New York, you can make
• 50:47
  Speaker 8: it anywhere. Tickets on sale right now, all right.
• 50:51
  Speaker 10: Thinking, if you're coming up Strawberry Letter, he picked the
• 50:54
  Speaker 10: wrong sister.
• 50:55
  Speaker 9: We'll get into it right after this. You're listening Steve
• 50:59
  Speaker 9: Harvey Morning Show. Well time now for today's Strawberry Letter.
• 51:03
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• 51:07
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• 51:11
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• 51:15
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• 51:16
  Speaker 10: On the air, just like we're going to read this
• 51:18
  Speaker 10: one right here, right now.
• 51:20
  Speaker 1: It could be yours.
• 51:20
  Speaker 8: You never know, it could be Buckle up and hold
• 51:23
  Speaker 8: on tight. We guide it for you.
• 51:24
  Speaker 4: Here.
• 51:25
  Speaker 8: It is the Strawberry Letter.
• 51:27
  Speaker 10: Thank you, nephew.
• 51:28
  Speaker 9: Subject he picked the wrong sister, Dear Stephen Shirley. About
• 51:32
  Speaker 9: two years ago, I messed around with my sister's husband.
• 51:36
  Speaker 9: After a drunken night out. I made him swear that
• 51:39
  Speaker 9: nothing would ever happen between us again.
• 51:42
  Speaker 10: We managed to stay.
• 51:43
  Speaker 9: Away from each other, but he would text me often,
• 51:46
  Speaker 9: begging for just one more night with me. He would
• 51:50
  Speaker 9: tell me how sexy I am, and I'm the best
• 51:52
  Speaker 9: he's ever had, and he's with the wrong sister and
• 51:56
  Speaker 9: all of that. I also enjoyed that night very much
• 51:59
  Speaker 9: and have not been able to get him off my
• 52:01
  Speaker 9: mind either. He has beautiful dark skin and hazel eyes,
• 52:06
  Speaker 9: and is very gifted with his tongue. Whenever I was
• 52:09
  Speaker 9: at my sister's house, I would look at him and
• 52:12
  Speaker 9: replay that night over and over in my head, then
• 52:16
  Speaker 9: go home and take care of business by myself while
• 52:20
  Speaker 9: fantasizing about him. In April, we all went out and
• 52:25
  Speaker 9: celebrated my sister's birthday, and the whole night he undressed
• 52:30
  Speaker 9: me with his eyes. He called me the next day
• 52:33
  Speaker 9: and we both agreed that we couldn't take it anymore.
• 52:37
  Speaker 9: He got us a hotel room and we made love
• 52:40
  Speaker 9: over and over again. It was all that I have remembered,
• 52:45
  Speaker 9: plus some. We talked about how it feels so right
• 52:49
  Speaker 9: with us, and then he gave me some should have
• 52:52
  Speaker 9: could have would haves, like if he'd met me first,
• 52:55
  Speaker 9: we'd be together. I don't feel guilty about sleeping with him,
• 52:59
  Speaker 9: but I know I'm a terrible human being. Whenever he
• 53:03
  Speaker 9: leaves me, I get sad and I long to have
• 53:05
  Speaker 9: a man just like him. He said he loves me
• 53:09
  Speaker 9: and wants me in his life. But it's complicated. I
• 53:12
  Speaker 9: know that if my sister ever found out, our relationship
• 53:15
  Speaker 9: is over for life.
• 53:17
  Speaker 10: I know things like this happen in movies, but this
• 53:20
  Speaker 10: is my real life.
• 53:21
  Speaker 9: Should I tell him we should go for it and
• 53:23
  Speaker 9: see what happens, or do I deal with the heartbreak
• 53:27
  Speaker 9: and let my sister have her husband back? All why
• 53:31
  Speaker 9: don't you be so generous? Isn't that sweet of you
• 53:34
  Speaker 9: and just let your sister have her husband back.
• 53:36
  Speaker 7: What.
• 53:37
  Speaker 9: Let me just say, first off, I'm just glad you're
• 53:40
  Speaker 9: not my sister, okay, And I really hate this letter
• 53:44
  Speaker 9: because what do you want?
• 53:46
  Speaker 10: What do you want? You have all the answers right here,
• 53:49
  Speaker 10: you know right from wrong. You know you know what
• 53:52
  Speaker 10: you're doing. You're not gonna stop seeing him.
• 53:56
  Speaker 1: This is all like a game to you.
• 53:58
  Speaker 9: Really, you know what you're doing, you know who you're
• 54:01
  Speaker 9: doing it with, and of course you know this is
• 54:03
  Speaker 9: going to break your sister's heart if she found out.
• 54:06
  Speaker 9: So what do you really want? I don't understand you ask, uh,
• 54:11
  Speaker 9: should you tell him that you guys should go for
• 54:14
  Speaker 9: it and see what happens, or do you deal with
• 54:16
  Speaker 9: the heartbreak and let your sister have her husband back?
• 54:19
  Speaker 4: What?
• 54:20
  Speaker 10: That's really what you're thinking about right now?
• 54:23
  Speaker 9: I just you know, I just think this letter is
• 54:25
  Speaker 9: just so wrong because you know everything you said.
• 54:28
  Speaker 10: You're a terrible human being for doing this.
• 54:30
  Speaker 9: You're right, I mean, you have no remorse about this.
• 54:34
  Speaker 9: You even said you don't feel guilty about this, but
• 54:37
  Speaker 9: you should feel guilty. This is your sister, your blood,
• 54:41
  Speaker 9: and it sounds like she's your only sister. You're just
• 54:45
  Speaker 9: sleeping with her husband because it's fun to you. I
• 54:47
  Speaker 9: mean this affair, and I hesitate to call it that.
• 54:50
  Speaker 9: This is just some mess that you're in. It's going
• 54:54
  Speaker 9: to stop when you say stop when you say so,
• 54:57
  Speaker 9: because why would he stop when he's getting too sis
• 55:00
  Speaker 9: for the price of one thanks to you.
• 55:02
  Speaker 10: I mean, he's got the best of both worlds.
• 55:04
  Speaker 1: He is the man right now.
• 55:06
  Speaker 9: I mean you must like getting used or played or something,
• 55:10
  Speaker 9: because that's what is going on. Please stop, just please
• 55:14
  Speaker 9: stop this. That's my only appeal to you, because you
• 55:18
  Speaker 9: have all the answers. You know what's going on, you.
• 55:21
  Speaker 10: Know before your sister finds out.
• 55:23
  Speaker 9: And one more thing, I'll say it again, I'm glad
• 55:26
  Speaker 9: you're not my sister.
• 55:28
  Speaker 10: Steve.
• 55:29
  Speaker 6: Okay, how much time I got right here? So I'm
• 55:32
  Speaker 6: just gonna determine how much I do. So let's say
• 55:36
  Speaker 6: I got a couple minutes, so let me just go
• 55:38
  Speaker 6: and tell you a little bit.
• 55:39
  Speaker 8: Then.
• 55:40
  Speaker 2: First of all, he picked the wrong system.
• 55:43
  Speaker 6: Two years ago, you messed around with your sister's husband
• 55:46
  Speaker 6: on a drunken night. I made him sweat at nothing
• 55:50
  Speaker 6: whatever happened between us again, and we managed to stay
• 55:52
  Speaker 6: away from each other. But he would text you often,
• 55:54
  Speaker 6: Big and for just one more night with me. He
• 55:56
  Speaker 6: would tell me how sex I am, and I'm the
• 55:58
  Speaker 6: best he's ever had, and he's with the wrong system.
• 56:02
  Speaker 6: Well he's right about that. You was the wrong system.
• 56:06
  Speaker 6: He got that right and all of that. I enjoyed
• 56:09
  Speaker 6: that night very much and have not been able to
• 56:11
  Speaker 6: get him off my mind. He's beautiful, dark skin and
• 56:15
  Speaker 6: hazel eyes. Okay, that looks scary to me.
• 56:19
  Speaker 2: I'm thinking candy mind. I'm thinking candy man, real dog
• 56:23
  Speaker 2: skin with hazn colored out.
• 56:24
  Speaker 6: I'm real scared with you. That sounded like colored contacts
• 56:27
  Speaker 6: to me. I'm not really sure what's going on, but
• 56:31
  Speaker 6: I love dark skinned women with dark eyes dog skin.
• 56:34
  Speaker 2: When I see a dog one with real light eyes,
• 56:36
  Speaker 2: I go color contact candy Man.
• 56:38
  Speaker 6: I'm scared. And he's very gifted with his tongue. Okay,
• 56:46
  Speaker 6: so I'm just so assuming you saying he could talk
• 56:49
  Speaker 6: real good. Huh, That's what I'm gonna go with. I'm
• 56:52
  Speaker 6: gonna just go with that. Whenever I was at his
• 56:56
  Speaker 6: sister's house, I would look at him and replay that
• 56:58
  Speaker 6: night over and over my head. Didn't go home and
• 56:59
  Speaker 6: take busits myself after fantasize it in April, we all
• 57:03
  Speaker 6: went out. We celebrated my sister's birthday. The whole night
• 57:06
  Speaker 6: he undressed me with his eye. He called me the
• 57:08
  Speaker 6: next day and we both agreed we couldn't take it anymore.
• 57:14
  Speaker 2: That's all they took us. We both agreed that we
• 57:17
  Speaker 2: couldn't take it no more.
• 57:19
  Speaker 6: Got us a hotel room. We made love over and
• 57:21
  Speaker 6: over again. It was everything I remember, plus some. We
• 57:25
  Speaker 6: talked about how it feels so right with us, and
• 57:27
  Speaker 6: then he gave me some shouldar cut of woodows and
• 57:31
  Speaker 6: all this. Should have could have woodoves. He ain't say
• 57:33
  Speaker 6: nothing about what he was gonna do. She should have
• 57:36
  Speaker 6: would have culd him, it needs just what I'm finna do.
• 57:41
  Speaker 6: I had the rest. Everyone to come back.
• 57:43
  Speaker 9: All right, we'll have part two of Steve's response at
• 57:45
  Speaker 9: twenty three minutes after the hour of today Strawberry letter,
• 57:48
  Speaker 9: subject he picked the wrong sister.
• 57:50
  Speaker 10: We'll get back into it right after this.
• 57:53
  Speaker 9: You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, Come on, Steve,
• 57:57
  Speaker 9: let's recap today's Strawberry letter. This subject he picked the
• 58:00
  Speaker 9: wrong sister.
• 58:02
  Speaker 6: Ah, his sister right here slept with her sister's man
• 58:05
  Speaker 6: two years ago. They always always something they were drunk,
• 58:10
  Speaker 6: and then you know, he would always text saying one
• 58:14
  Speaker 6: more night, then he tell you how sex you were.
• 58:17
  Speaker 6: He was with the wrong sister. Then she said it
• 58:20
  Speaker 6: is beautiful dog skin and hazel lies. That right there
• 58:24
  Speaker 6: threw me a little bit because that's a very rare accommodation.
• 58:29
  Speaker 10: I like the candy Man reference.
• 58:30
  Speaker 6: I'm thinking contact Liz and Candy Man. So I'm a
• 58:35
  Speaker 6: little scared, right, who is it? I'm thinking, No, I'm
• 58:42
  Speaker 6: thinking voodoo, some role spooky. I'm scared a little bit.
• 58:49
  Speaker 6: Dog skinned, hazelies. Well where that comes from anyway? And
• 58:55
  Speaker 6: he's gifted with his tongue, okay, whatever. I would look
• 58:59
  Speaker 6: at him and replace night over and over my head,
• 59:01
  Speaker 6: then go home and take care of bus with myself fantasize.
• 59:03
  Speaker 6: In April, we went out celebrating missus birthday. The whole
• 59:06
  Speaker 6: night he addressed me with his eye. Called me the
• 59:08
  Speaker 6: next day and we both agreed we couldn't take it
• 59:10
  Speaker 6: no more. We got a hotel room, made love over
• 59:13
  Speaker 6: and over again. It was all that I remembered, plus some,
• 59:16
  Speaker 6: and we talked about how this feels so right with us,
• 59:19
  Speaker 6: and then he gave me some should have could have
• 59:23
  Speaker 6: would us man, if i'd have seen you first out,
• 59:28
  Speaker 6: if I had only waited and got a chance to
• 59:30
  Speaker 6: mate you, I should have.
• 59:32
  Speaker 2: I should have just held off after we met you
• 59:34
  Speaker 2: and seen where this will go. None of this is
• 59:37
  Speaker 2: a plan.
• 59:39
  Speaker 6: All this is lies is to keep making you feel good,
• 59:42
  Speaker 6: because he know that's what women like to hear.
• 59:44
  Speaker 2: If he met me first, we'd be together. Then here
• 59:47
  Speaker 2: was a line in the letter.
• 59:48
  Speaker 6: I don't feel guilty about sleeping with him, but I
• 59:51
  Speaker 6: know I'm a terrible human being. Hold on, so let
• 59:53
  Speaker 6: me get this right. You're a terrible human being her words.
• 59:58
  Speaker 6: But that don't bother you. Well, you're a terrible human being,
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 6: but that don't bother you. Oh okay, So you have
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 6: no damn conscious. That's why it's so easy for you
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 6: to sleep with your sister's husband because you it's about you.
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 6: You're a narcissist. You don't have a conscious. Oh that's
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 6: what this is about. I get sad and long to
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 6: have a man like him. He said he loves me
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 6: and wants me in his life, but it's complicated. Now
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 6: this is another lie. I want you in my life,
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 6: but it's complicated. Well, he got you in his life,
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 6: just like he wants you. He just want to be
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 6: able to screw you when.
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 2: He wont to. That's all he wants. But he got
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 2: a wife. So now listen to this.
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 6: I know if my sister ever found out, our relationship
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 6: will be over y'all's relationship.
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 2: What do you think. Your mama gonna think? What you think?
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 6: The cousin's gonna think what you think? All your whole
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 6: family gonna think when this get out. I know this
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 6: from Sissel found out our relationship was over life. I
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 6: know things like this happened in movies, but this is
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 6: my real life. Should I tell him we should go
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 6: for it and see what happened? Wait a minute, go
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 6: for what. He ain't proposed.
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 2: Nothing to you.
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 6: This man ain't said nothing to you. Let's go in
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 6: there and sit down and talk to your sister so
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 6: we have a life together. He just told you should have,
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 6: would have, could have. He has not proposed anything, So
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 6: now you want to go in there. Should I tell
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 6: him we should go for it and see what happened?
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 6: This man fin to walk away from you? He not
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 6: fin to leave his wife? Or do I deal with
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 6: the heartbreak and let my sister her have her husband back.
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 6: What do you mean let her have him back?
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 1: You ain't took him. He ain't left, and he know
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 1: you ain't gonna tell.
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 6: See, this is the dude. He done played you should
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 6: I let should? I? Should I let her have him back?
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 2: You ain't took it.
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 6: He ain't left, and he know you ain't gonna tell.
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 6: That's why he's said he want to keep you in
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 6: his life. But it's complicated. Well, let me ask you
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 6: another question. System, How would you feel? How would you
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 6: feel if the shoot were on the other foot. I'm
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 6: just asking you that right there. Oh, but you don't
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 6: really give a damn. I forgot because you don't have
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 6: a conscious because you are really you, you really a
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 6: horrible person. But that don't bother you. Now, let me
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 6: tell you something else. You don't know nothing about this
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 6: man except he can screw.
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 4: You.
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 6: Don't know nothing about him. Y'all ain't got no bills.
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 6: Y'all had an argument. Check, and let me tell you
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 6: something else about it. If he ain't got no problem lying, right,
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 6: he said he done sleft with his wife's system. You
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 6: can't get no closer than that. So when you do
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 6: get him, let's say you do get him. You think
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 6: he finn to cut the cheete off because he got you.
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 6: He cheated with his wife's sister. Do you understand if
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 6: a man cheats with you and you're considering taking him
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 6: from your sister. I don't think you really understand what
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 6: this man is capable of. You do know that this
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 6: whole move you're doing is a g T HIM move.
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 6: I just want you to know that this is a
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 6: straight up gt HM move Right there, This is a
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 6: straight go to hell move right.
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 4: This.
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 6: This is how you get a front row ticket to Hell.
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 6: This is how you get a seat right next.
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 2: To the furnace. You be over that bottle.
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 6: You're in a lava rock section. Your ass is in
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 6: that part of hell where you you in a lava
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 6: rock section. You down there with you just you the
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 6: deepest pit of hell, right next to Lucile.
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 7: I s.
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 1: No good waitch a party.
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 10: On Instagram?
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 9: Ace book, Please show got the Strawberry Letter podcast down
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 9: demand too. You're listening Morning show. Here's a quick question
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 9: for you, guys. Do you have a memory or vivid
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 9: recollection of the first time you met Santa Claus.
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 14: First time I met Santa Fla uh huh No, no,
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 14: the baby. I've seen the picture, but I don't remember
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 14: the man.
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 1: I don't know him at the mall. You see him
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 1: at the mall.
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 8: Yeah, but he never came to my house.
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 1: I never saw him.
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 9: My mom would always tell me he had been there though,
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 9: and ate some pie and they sat out and talked
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 9: for a minute.
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 10: Oh really always Yeah, Steve, you remember meeting Santa Claus.
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 2: When I first met him, Yeah, but I already knew
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 2: who he was, so that was what happened.
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 6: Well, I had been told by my brother's and stuff,
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 6: and then you can go down his white man if
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 6: it ain't nothing to our house. So when I met him,
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 6: it didn't have the joy that you think you would
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 6: have as a child. But still I liked Santa Claus.
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 6: I always liked him. I thought his intentions were well,
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 6: you know, I always enjoyed the concept.
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 2: And plus I'm a big Christmas.
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 1: Guy, so yeah, yeah, and why is that who?
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 6: I just I just think it's the dopest holiday of
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 6: all time. I loved Christmas from day one. The gifts,
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 6: the giving. You know, see my father and mother face
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 6: man when they open up this little worthless ass gift
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 6: out about him. You know, I knew the gift wasn't
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 6: worth for them, but the way they faked it and
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 6: act like they cald it meant a lot to me,
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 6: you know. And so I became a big giver of
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 6: Christmas gifts. I've always kind of liked that, you know,
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 6: nice gifts and stuff. But then as I grew older,
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 6: I realized what Christmas was really about. So it wasn't
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 6: about to gift giving no more. And so it just
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 6: became I just want a tree, That's all I want.
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 6: It's a tree, you know, I know I know the
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 6: real meaning of Christmas. Right before you getting home, so
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 6: I can see my tree.
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 1: I haven't seen it.
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 2: No, I haven't seen it came from. I'm not sure
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 2: where this one came in from. I haven't. I haven't
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 2: disgusted yet with my wife, but this coming in from somewhere.
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 1: You didn't get it at wall?
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 10: Are you mad?
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 8: He got old?
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah? Where your tree comes from? Tommy nameless? You don't
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 2: want excuse me? Excuse me?
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 1: The market.
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 2: Hasn't pre decorated, yeah, pre decorated?
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 3: Oh wow?
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 10: All right, all right, well, Merry Christmas. Everybody you're listening.
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 9: Morning Show, Steve, come on, introduce Jay He's here to
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 9: murder another hit.
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 2: Folks, without further ado.
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 6: We murder hits up on hill because we got him
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 6: first round draft choice, Lady Jimmy Jeffy Burn.
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 1: Now the song right here, Steve.
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 10: The song is a special song.
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 11: The song is dedicated to every man who's been in
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 11: the friend zone for the entire year. We've all been
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 11: in the friend zone. It's not a nice place to be.
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 11: You do everything you help out wants to get out
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 11: of the friend zone. Songs dedicated to their man is
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 11: the friend zones. Christmas songs and Christmas.
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 2: Be in your friend zone without no pressure.
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 1: Here you go, here you go, check it out. Jady
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 1: Brown murders a hit.
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 15: He will watch your kids, even by them gifts. Call
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 15: him in the car and take them to the mall.
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 1: What you call him?
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 10: Here he buys your daddy beer.
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 1: This a get he will a go. You can't buy
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 1: it from store?
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 7: Why don't check?
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 1: Get it up on christmasty?
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 11: Ooh, make a friends, get alack a kine, come home
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 11: earl and get all by that thing and give it
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 11: up on christmasty.
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 1: I don't want no time, Just get it up.
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 11: I'm no saw joy, don't I took you two the stoke.
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 1: I was there for you when you work. Unplug stupid stuff.
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 4: I did.
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 10: Feed another man's kid's nothing.
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 1: Lefl on me to say, girl, I feel like getting clay.
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 1: Why don't check.
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 11: Get it up on Chrissmasday.
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 4: Oh, make the man bed like a king.
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 11: Come on girl, get out of that bank. Kenny up
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 11: on Christmas Day.
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 1: I don't want no sacks and just get it up.
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 4: D my.
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 3: Sign weesday.
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 2: Oh me man, feel like a king.
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 11: Come on girl, get all that thing you will, oh
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 11: Christmas day?
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 16: Man, get friends, get out her friend's one baby even
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 16: brought your daddy bill, Yes, yes, yes, go the iTunes.
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 3: Get all your boys.
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 2: Some of the girls don't enjoy them types.
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 1: They don't like them. I don't know they don't if
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 1: they don't jump in, they don't sing.
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 11: Just shut it down, Shirley, call and play that time
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 11: and scratch your windows.
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 13: Window called legedly you go crazy, legend you did do that.
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 2: That's why you're in the friend zone. Now stay right there, y'all.
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 2: Watch this.
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 9: You're listening morning show.
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 13: Okay, yeah, these the gifts that men really won't Okay,
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 13: I know I said, I know what I said.
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 9: I know what I said.
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 1: He don't really matter, baby, but it do because something
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 1: real low key.
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 13: Look here, we don't want bad gifts. Like bad gift
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 13: is winter gloves. I boys don't ask about the winter glove.
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 13: They don't ask about that.
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 2: Get cold. We put them in our pocket. We put
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 2: him in our pocket.
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 1: Don't care about that. There's another here's another gift.
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 13: Call about a rope, our boys, rope a beautiful road.
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 1: We open this box up again and see a rope. Okay,
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 1: I tell you we're not putting it out. You don't
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 1: care about.
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 2: Slip if it's a.
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 1: Excuse me. It was an exception Google, But I ain't
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 1: experienced that.
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 2: I'm just gonna talk about what I gonna want that.
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 13: Okay, I'm gonna pick into that. I ain't there yet,
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 13: but I know the dudes I'll be dealing with. We
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 13: don't care about the roads we get.
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 2: Okay, Okay, you don't want to tarry cloth one.
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 1: That one looked like a tow like show burn your
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  Speaker 1: neck up, so you put it. Steve, you don't want
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  Speaker 1: the short one.
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  Speaker 2: Because I'm tall. Your boody got that one pocket? Ju
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  Speaker 2: that one on one pocket.
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  Speaker 1: We don't want to show our bullys. That's all.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, that is true. We want gifts that we said dude,
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  Speaker 2: man my girl, man a man, check what my girl got?
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  Speaker 1: Men? Watch yeah, nice suit.
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  Speaker 9: All right, we'll be back with more of the Steve
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  Speaker 9: Harvey Morning Show right after you're listening hard Morning Show.
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  Speaker 10: All right, guys, it's time for would you rather here
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  Speaker 10: we go?
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  Speaker 4: Now?
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  Speaker 9: Would you rather take a body shot off your partner,
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  Speaker 9: your date, whoever you're with, or would you rather for
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  Speaker 9: them to take a body shot off you?
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  Speaker 4: This?
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  Speaker 8: This feel a shot? Would you take a shot off
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  Speaker 8: of them? Or a shot off you?
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  Speaker 1: Ain't gonna believe the level of Linton my billy button.
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  Speaker 1: You let me take the one off of you.
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  Speaker 7: I'm not.
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  Speaker 8: My stomach can't hold a shot glass.
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  Speaker 5: It's gonna keep hand it over, I promise, Yeah, take
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  Speaker 5: it off, it's gonna keep flipping over.
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  Speaker 4: I was just.
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  Speaker 10: What about you, Steve? You didn't answer.
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  Speaker 2: I don't even know what that is. But a body
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  Speaker 2: shot I definitely take it off her though. Yeah, I
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  Speaker 2: got big enough lips. You don't even need the glass.
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  Speaker 8: It's stupid. By a shout off for you.
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  Speaker 9: All right, here's another one. Would you rather be in
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  Speaker 9: the Hall of fame for a sports career.
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  Speaker 10: Or a music career.
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  Speaker 9: Oh oh, sport, Yeah, like football or basketball, baseball something.
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  Speaker 10: Yeah, not music as much as you love music, seem.
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  Speaker 6: Oh roscill Wallace already got that covered. I ain't worried
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  Speaker 6: about that. My alter egos in the somebody getting inducted
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  Speaker 6: this hill he can credit.
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  Speaker 10: For all that this show. What about your new music?
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  Speaker 8: I can't sing a lick that'd be name. I know
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  Speaker 8: you weren't gonna say sports.
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  Speaker 2: Shut up, Junior. He was gonna be in there for
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 2: what he said.
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  Speaker 1: He said, be in there for what.
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  Speaker 8: Music?
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  Speaker 2: Music? What is it going to be?
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  Speaker 1: The let drummer boy? And they told me, I.
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  Speaker 6: Remember when Tom was a little boy and he was
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  Speaker 6: in the Christmas plane. He got mad, We're not gonna
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  Speaker 6: do it this year. We're not gonna do it. That's
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  Speaker 6: what That's what I was trying to tell him every year,
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  Speaker 6: because I just Tom was so small. Every year I
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  Speaker 6: made him play Baby Jesus about he want to be
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  Speaker 6: a wise man that ain't got no time be trying
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  Speaker 6: to explain how little your ass man?
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  Speaker 8: You a little boy, you.
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  Speaker 2: Finna be Baby Jesus every year and then lay down.
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  Speaker 1: In that hey and quit moving.
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  Speaker 8: And keep your face covered.
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  Speaker 1: You look old.
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  Speaker 2: Come on, sir, all right, I want to go wise
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  Speaker 2: man this year. You're not gonna be no man in
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  Speaker 2: this place.
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  Speaker 1: To shawe.
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  Speaker 10: All right, coming up in forty nine.
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  Speaker 15: Thank you guys.
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  Speaker 3: Coming to.
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  Speaker 9: Forty nine minutes after the hour, and we'll have some
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  Speaker 9: closing remarks from one.
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  Speaker 10: And only Steve Crazy Harvey right after this.
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  Speaker 9: You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, Steve, last
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  Speaker 9: break of the day, take us home with something good.
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  Speaker 9: Closing remarks, Well, let's go.
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  Speaker 6: I think I should keep it on the up upswing
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  Speaker 6: for everybody again. I want to just talk to you
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  Speaker 6: about what it really takes to make it, what it
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  Speaker 6: really takes to make it.
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  Speaker 4: Now.
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  Speaker 6: Look, I can, oh, you know, sit here and tell
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  Speaker 6: you a bunch of stuff that you know, sound like
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  Speaker 6: I'm really into public speaking, and I know all of
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  Speaker 6: what I'm talking about, all this here and YadA, YadA, YadA.
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  Speaker 6: But at the end of the day, what people really
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  Speaker 6: want is real simple things that they can do to
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  Speaker 6: make it.
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  Speaker 2: People want to be successful, man, they really do. They
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  Speaker 2: They don't want.
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  Speaker 6: To not know what it's like to be happy, to
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  Speaker 6: be free, to be successful, They want a simpler how
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  Speaker 6: should I put this? They want somebody to explain it
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  Speaker 6: to them and simplify it. That's what I'm trying to say. Well,
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  Speaker 6: guess what, I don't know if I'm the person that's
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  Speaker 6: qualified to make it the simplest, But let me tell
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  Speaker 6: you what I do. Though, if you want to be
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  Speaker 6: happy in this life, if you want to be successful,
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  Speaker 6: you're going to have to develop a couple of things.
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  Speaker 2: Now here's the thing that I want you to understand.
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  Speaker 2: Most people have what it.
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  Speaker 6: Takes to be successful, but if it does not start
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  Speaker 6: with the belief that you can be successful, you can
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  Speaker 6: never bring out the qualities in you of success.
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  Speaker 2: Listen to me again.
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  Speaker 6: Everyone has it in them to be successful, but if
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  Speaker 6: you don't bring them out, and that starts with the belief.
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  Speaker 2: If you don't have the belief that you.
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  Speaker 6: Can be somebody, that you're worthy, that you're qualified, that
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  Speaker 6: you're capable. If you don't start with that basic belief,
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  Speaker 6: it can never happen. So first things first, in order
• 1:18:47
  Speaker 6: to be successful and happy in this world at whatever
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  Speaker 6: level you're talking about, happiness, success is for you, It
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  Speaker 6: has to start with the belief that it is for you.
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  Speaker 6: I believe that I should be successful. I believe that
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  Speaker 6: God wants me to be prosperous. I believe that He
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  Speaker 6: comes to give you life and give you life more abundantly.
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  Speaker 6: But you got to develop some things, man, And the
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  Speaker 6: way to develop them is start.
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  Speaker 2: With the belief and hang on to the belief so strong.
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  Speaker 6: That these attributes develop themselves. Resilience. If you believe hard
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  Speaker 6: enough that you can be successful, that you can be happy,
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  Speaker 6: it will automatically start to cultivate this thing that's in
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  Speaker 6: all of us. It's called resilience. All y'all got it.
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  Speaker 6: Everybody got it. You are resilient people. All of us
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  Speaker 6: are resilient. Hell, if you can survive the projects, you resilient.
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  Speaker 6: If you can survive public schools, you're resilient. Survive walking
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  Speaker 6: through gang neighborhoods because you still want education, you resilient.
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  Speaker 2: If you manage to.
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  Speaker 6: Get yourself a high school diploma or a GED, you
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  Speaker 6: are resilient. And the more belief you have, the more
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  Speaker 6: these attributes you can develop.
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  Speaker 2: You got to be tough. You know how you get tough.
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  Speaker 8: You got to.
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  Speaker 6: Believe that you're tough. You got to believe that you
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  Speaker 6: can hang in now when all is against you. That's
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  Speaker 6: how you get tough. You get tough because you keep
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  Speaker 6: facing the tests and you keep passing them.
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  Speaker 2: But all of that, you can't pass the test unless
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  Speaker 2: you believe you can. Y'all, don't hear me. All of
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  Speaker 2: you have an inner strength. Listen to me, man.
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  Speaker 6: Don't you know even a homeless person has an inner strength?
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  Speaker 6: What is it that gets a person to live under
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  Speaker 6: a bridge, or live in a refrigerator box or live
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  Speaker 6: in some of these homeless encountments? Do you know what
• 1:20:59
  Speaker 6: really makes live there? Because they have an inner strength.
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  Speaker 6: It's still some fiber of them that's telling them to
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  Speaker 6: hold on. Because if it wasn't, everybody would just get
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  Speaker 6: rid of theyself. Everybody would end it. But you know
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  Speaker 6: why people don't end it because you really do have
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  Speaker 6: an inner strength. It takes something to be homeless. Everybody
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  Speaker 6: can make a mistake, man, and wind yourself up in
• 1:21:28
  Speaker 6: a situation. But homeless people inner strength. They have a toughness.
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  Speaker 6: It's tough being homeless, man. They have a resilience because
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  Speaker 6: for some reason they just won't give up. And even
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  Speaker 6: though we judge them when we're driving by, look at them.
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  Speaker 2: Sitting on that corner, just asking for money. They done
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  Speaker 2: gave up. No, no, it's another form of giving up.
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  Speaker 6: But I'm telling you, even in your darkest moments and
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  Speaker 6: your lowest points in your life, you have resilience, toughness
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  Speaker 6: in a stre I got news for you. It can
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  Speaker 6: help develop your faith because if you believe hard enough.
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  Speaker 6: The Bible says that faith is the substance of things
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  Speaker 6: hope for. That simply means that how you develop faith
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  Speaker 6: is really the essence.
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  Speaker 2: Of its just hope.
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  Speaker 6: You remember when you was little and you hope you
• 1:22:19
  Speaker 6: got a bike for Christmas? And you went out there
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  Speaker 6: one year and the Christmas and the bike was under
• 1:22:25
  Speaker 6: the tree. You remember when you used to hope? You
• 1:22:28
  Speaker 6: graduate from high school, you mess around and got a diploma.
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  Speaker 6: Do you remember hoping one day you get a job
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  Speaker 6: and now you're working. Faith is the substance of things
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  Speaker 6: hope for. But if you keep hoping hard enough and
• 1:22:42
  Speaker 6: believe that something can happen, eventually, that hope turns into faith.
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  Speaker 6: You got to have dreams and visions so big that
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  Speaker 6: it dwarfs all your fears. This is how you make hope.
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  Speaker 6: You got what I'm saying today, all Right?
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