5:35 Idiotology June 16, 2026: Sexually rejected fruit flies Go for the booze
Update: Man who drank a handle of Jack Daniels at his birthday party then shot at a police helicopter for 20 minutes has been sentenced, Headline of the Week #2: Sexually rejected flies turn to booze, Nude guy tells cops 'Aren't we all nude at some point?'
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