ACS: Rob Schneider
Adam opens the show complaining about an awkward exchange he had with an old guy at a stop sign. He talks about the major miscommunications that people have on the road when they try to direct traffic on their own, and also talks about backing into a bunch of garbage cans after Lynette didn't help him guide the car. Alison then goes into the audience to take some questions for Adam.Rob Schneider comes on stage next, and comments on a jag Adam goes on about celebrity ball-sacks. The guys discuss the lengths to which men and women go to become attractive, and talk about merkins and merkin…
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