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- 0:00Speaker 1: Today show is pre recorded.
- 0:04Speaker 2: Y'all know what time, y'all don't know y'all bat all
- 0:09Speaker 2: at all.
- 0:10Speaker 1: So given them.
- 0:15Speaker 3: Black the million bus busy.
- 0:24Speaker 1: Listening to show to.
- 0:39Speaker 4: Joy Joy.
- 0:58Speaker 1: You know you love, you.
- 1:24Speaker 4: Gotta turn.
- 1:29Speaker 3: You got to turn the mouth. Turn you probably got
- 1:44Speaker 3: to turn the mouth, turn out the water the money up.
- 1:49Speaker 5: Look, come.
- 1:58Speaker 2: Come on, you'll think that.
- 2:00Speaker 6: Uh huh, I sure will. Good morning everybody. You are
- 2:05Speaker 6: listening to the voice, Come on, dig me now.
- 2:08Speaker 2: One and only. Steve Harvey got a radio show. Uh huh,
- 2:13Speaker 2: Steve Harvey got a radio show. Yeah.
- 2:15Speaker 6: Man, boy boy boy boy man. God has been good
- 2:19Speaker 6: to me. I can't even I can't even put it
- 2:24Speaker 6: into words, man, But I try, though, I try, I try,
- 2:28Speaker 6: I try. God does things for me just right on time.
- 2:31Speaker 6: He's so cool with it. And I happened to run
- 2:36Speaker 6: across Joel Oldstein on television like I often do all
- 2:41Speaker 6: the time, and I was sitting there and he had
- 2:46Speaker 6: such a timely message for me. A part of it
- 2:49Speaker 6: was something that I've said oftentimes about if you really
- 2:55Speaker 6: really want to be successful, if you really really want
- 2:59Speaker 6: to check, if you really really want to prosper, if
- 3:03Speaker 6: you really really want to achieve greatness. If you really
- 3:06Speaker 6: really want to have something in life that's worth having,
- 3:09Speaker 6: if you really really want to accomplish your goals, you
- 3:12Speaker 6: got to push through all of it. He said that
- 3:17Speaker 6: when you get closer to it, the more difficult it becomes.
- 3:23Speaker 6: Did you hear me. He said, the closer you get
- 3:27Speaker 6: to what it is you want or you need, or
- 3:29Speaker 6: you have to have or you would love to be,
- 3:34Speaker 6: it gets a little bit more difficult when you get closer.
- 3:39Speaker 6: He told this story that's in the Bible that I'd
- 3:44Speaker 6: never heard before. This is what he said. He said,
- 3:47Speaker 6: there was a man who was paralyzed, and he had
- 3:54Speaker 6: heard that Jesus was speaking at a house, and so
- 4:00Speaker 6: he wanted to get there. So he convinced four of
- 4:03Speaker 6: his friends to put him on a stretcher and carry
- 4:08Speaker 6: him for hours to get to this house where.
- 4:14Speaker 2: Jesus was speaking.
- 4:16Speaker 6: He said that along the way, these friends said that
- 4:23Speaker 6: they went along because he had so much faith that
- 4:26Speaker 6: if he could just get to him, it could be
- 4:29Speaker 6: better that he could if he could just get over
- 4:33Speaker 6: there and he could see him, that he might have
- 4:35Speaker 6: a shot at getting here. And so he said, they
- 4:38Speaker 6: took out along the way and they walked and they
- 4:40Speaker 6: walked and they walked for hours. And then when they
- 4:44Speaker 6: got there, the house was completely filled with people. That
- 4:49Speaker 6: was absolutely it was packed wall to wall. There was
- 4:52Speaker 6: absolutely no way for the men to get him on
- 4:56Speaker 6: that stretcher end to see Jesus. This is a story
- 5:00Speaker 6: that uh Joe Losting said. It is in the Bible,
- 5:03Speaker 6: and he was telling it now. I'm just repeating the
- 5:06Speaker 6: parts of it I gathered and so he said. They
- 5:10Speaker 6: sat there and they went, wow, man, we walked all
- 5:12Speaker 6: this weight and it's full, and and and and and
- 5:16Speaker 6: and and we can't get there, he said. And then
- 5:19Speaker 6: the guy with the affliction told the four men, if
- 5:25Speaker 6: you get up on the roof and cut a hole
- 5:28Speaker 6: in it and lower me down, I bet I could
- 5:33Speaker 6: see him then, and I bet it to be all
- 5:35Speaker 6: right now. He then said, you must have imagined how
- 5:41Speaker 6: these four men must have felt when you carry somebody
- 5:44Speaker 6: for hours.
- 5:46Speaker 2: On on on on on on on the way.
- 5:48Speaker 6: They had to carry some cloth connected by a couple
- 5:51Speaker 6: of sticks, said the me and shoulders had to be bruised,
- 5:54Speaker 6: had to have deep gouges in them, not cuts, but
- 5:58Speaker 6: just indentations where they had carried the weight of this
- 6:01Speaker 6: grown man for so many hours, and they looked at
- 6:03Speaker 6: him in disbelief, like, man, what are you talking about.
- 6:06Speaker 2: We done walked all this far.
- 6:08Speaker 6: He said, yeah, but if you get up on that
- 6:10Speaker 6: roof and you cut a hole in it and lower
- 6:13Speaker 6: me down, I can see him and when he see me,
- 6:17Speaker 6: it'll be all right. After sitting there and imploring the men,
- 6:22Speaker 6: they went up and did just that, And then the
- 6:27Speaker 6: story that Joel os Dean said, the man was healed.
- 6:31Speaker 6: But the point he was making was he was saying
- 6:34Speaker 6: that the closer you get to what it is you
- 6:38Speaker 6: really want, the more difficult it's going to become. But
- 6:42Speaker 6: you've got to push through. See, if you don't push through,
- 6:45Speaker 6: you never know, so you can't get right to the answer.
- 6:48Speaker 6: And because it gets really difficult, started creating those little
- 6:52Speaker 6: saying that we got as people. Well, I guess it
- 6:55Speaker 6: wasn't meant to be. I guess it wasn't the Lord's Now, man,
- 7:01Speaker 6: I guess you should not give up right now. I
- 7:04Speaker 6: guess you should keep pressing. I guess you should do
- 7:07Speaker 6: more because see, in all of us, in all of us,
- 7:10Speaker 6: when you've had enough, I want you to know something.
- 7:13Speaker 2: You do have a little bit more in all of us.
- 7:17Speaker 2: You can do one more. You know.
- 7:20Speaker 6: That's one of my favorite things that I heard Joel
- 7:22Speaker 6: Oldstein said, and it kind of made me feel good.
- 7:24Speaker 6: He said, I always feel like I can do one
- 7:29Speaker 6: more anything, and I tell my friends all the time,
- 7:32Speaker 6: I can do one more man, I could do one
- 7:35Speaker 6: more day. I can do one more anything. Now Here
- 7:40Speaker 6: was the jewel that I never really knew that Joel
- 7:45Speaker 6: Oldstein and God.
- 7:48Speaker 2: Sent to me I needed to hear.
- 7:51Speaker 6: He said that no matter what you're going through, no
- 7:55Speaker 6: matter how long the challenge is you've been facing, God
- 7:59Speaker 6: has an in date for it all.
- 8:02Speaker 2: Did you hear me?
- 8:04Speaker 6: No matter what you're going through, no matter what challenge
- 8:06Speaker 6: you're facing, no matter what situation you've gotten yourself into,
- 8:10Speaker 6: God has an ending date. All you got to do
- 8:15Speaker 6: is keep pressing forward. All you got to do is
- 8:18Speaker 6: hang in there. All you got to do is don't
- 8:22Speaker 6: give up. All you have to do.
- 8:24Speaker 2: Is don't turn back.
- 8:26Speaker 6: There is an ind date for all of it, even
- 8:30Speaker 6: when you think you've had enough. And boy, have I
- 8:35Speaker 6: had this conversation with God on several things that I've
- 8:40Speaker 6: been going through, and I've even told him, Look, I
- 8:44Speaker 6: got it, man, he said, just keep hanging on. There
- 8:49Speaker 6: is an in date to whatever it is you're going through.
- 8:52Speaker 6: There's an end date to your illness, your sickness, your
- 8:57Speaker 6: tired of being tired. There's an end date to this
- 9:01Speaker 6: relationship that you can't seem to get through. Beyond over
- 9:10Speaker 6: that's like a cancer to you. There's an end date.
- 9:14Speaker 6: But you've got to hang in there. You've got to
- 9:18Speaker 6: keep pushing forward. You cannot turn around. You must not
- 9:22Speaker 6: go back, because when God gets you through this and
- 9:27Speaker 6: you break through to the other side, the reward and
- 9:30Speaker 6: the benefit is far greater than the struggle. I oftentimes
- 9:38Speaker 6: look at some of the things that God has brought
- 9:40Speaker 6: me through in my worst times, and when He brought
- 9:44Speaker 6: me through, I went, wow, Man, now that I understand that,
- 9:48Speaker 6: Now that I'm on the other side and I have
- 9:50Speaker 6: the benefit of the reward for it, would you do
- 9:53Speaker 6: it all again to get that?
- 9:54Speaker 2: Yes, I would.
- 9:56Speaker 1: You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
- 10:02Speaker 2: Ladies and gentlemen. The time has arrived again.
- 10:05Speaker 6: It's another day, a new day, another opportunity, another blessing,
- 10:09Speaker 6: grace and favor, another honor, another privilege.
- 10:12Speaker 2: Man, It's just time time to wake up and get
- 10:15Speaker 2: at it.
- 10:15Speaker 6: Man, be grateful, Be grateful. Man, you don't have to
- 10:21Speaker 6: be up today. That's for show. I'm sure glad I'm
- 10:24Speaker 6: one of the ones he woke up this morning. Think
- 10:27Speaker 6: about it like that Steve Harret Martin Show, Shirley Strawberry
- 10:29Speaker 6: calling for real Mississippi Monica Jr. And the legend that
- 10:32Speaker 6: is nephew Tommy well Jr. Well it's your birthday.
- 10:40Speaker 7: Yeah, one time for the birthday.
- 10:46Speaker 2: What especially that grateful part.
- 10:52Speaker 1: That's serious right there.
- 10:54Speaker 2: So what's on your mind today on this birthday?
- 10:57Speaker 1: Man?
- 10:58Speaker 8: Gratitude is gratitude? Man, I keep going back to that eleven.
- 11:04Speaker 8: You ain't gonna make it past eleven. I keep showing
- 11:07Speaker 8: up though.
- 11:09Speaker 2: Yeah, well see that's what the doctor said, you know.
- 11:15Speaker 6: Yeah, you know, man, when when God, when you know,
- 11:18Speaker 6: understand that God is in control all this stuff.
- 11:21Speaker 2: These other people were there saying it's just they don't
- 11:23Speaker 2: really mean nothing.
- 11:25Speaker 6: Just man, go ahead on all you know, especially when
- 11:31Speaker 6: devil sends one of his amps to give you some information.
- 11:35Speaker 6: That's what be funny to me, man, Like you be
- 11:37Speaker 6: going on about your business. You ever noticed the devil?
- 11:39Speaker 6: Just send the devil your way to give you some information.
- 11:44Speaker 6: They don't even know what they talking about. They just
- 11:47Speaker 6: give you the information and then hear what they do junior.
- 11:51Speaker 6: They wrap it up in a word like calma. Everybody thinks,
- 11:55Speaker 6: and you know what, I'm gonna do this on closing
- 11:58Speaker 6: remarks to everybody that every time something happened to you
- 12:02Speaker 6: is karmer. People just throw that word around too loose. Bruh, No,
- 12:10Speaker 6: that's not how it's work, man. Because you lose your job,
- 12:13Speaker 6: that ain't calmer. Because you lose a loved one, you grieving,
- 12:17Speaker 6: that ain't calmer, Because you know, using a car accident,
- 12:20Speaker 6: that ain't calmer. You know, man, some of this stuff
- 12:23Speaker 6: is just life. It's just the happenings of life. Because
- 12:29Speaker 6: something is going to happen to you all the time,
- 12:33Speaker 6: and it ain't calma. It's how people describe what they
- 12:37Speaker 6: don't know about somebody else.
- 12:40Speaker 2: Uh huh. Now, okay, now look some things.
- 12:44Speaker 6: If you commit a crime and you go to jail, yeah,
- 12:48Speaker 6: that's calmer.
- 12:49Speaker 2: Okay, you do.
- 12:51Speaker 6: Something adverse and it causes something adverse to happen to
- 12:55Speaker 6: you that's directly related to that event, You know what
- 12:58Speaker 6: I mean?
- 12:59Speaker 2: That's what that is.
- 13:00Speaker 6: If you run a stop sign, do a rush out
- 13:04Speaker 6: strong possibility you gonna run into another car that ain't calm,
- 13:09Speaker 6: But thank you. But that's the calma. I mean, that's
- 13:12Speaker 6: the calm of what happened from an action that you
- 13:14Speaker 6: created that caused a definitely reaction. Everything else is not
- 13:18Speaker 6: calm and though, dog, it's just it's all good somebod,
- 13:21Speaker 6: this is life and you have to play the hardship
- 13:24Speaker 6: hits everybody.
- 13:25Speaker 2: You know, Yeah, what makes sense? Thank you? I got
- 13:32Speaker 2: I guess that you got none. Do it your birthday?
- 13:33Speaker 2: Have birthday calm.
- 13:35Speaker 1: Coming up at thirty two, calm to the hour. We'll
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- 14:19Speaker 1: It is time now to run that prank back with
- 14:22Speaker 1: the nephew. What you got for us, neph.
- 14:25Speaker 9: I got a roommate, Shirley, and my roommate's name is Benny.
- 14:28Speaker 9: My roommate Benny been telling me a few things, so
- 14:31Speaker 9: we're gonna bring it all out right here, cat dog,
- 14:33Speaker 9: if you would this right here is my roommate, Benny.
- 14:36Speaker 10: Oh boy, Hello Mas, Devin. Yeah, okay, hey man, this
- 14:41Speaker 10: is Chris. I live above you. I ain't never met
- 14:43Speaker 10: you before, but you you you have. You been calling
- 14:46Speaker 10: the lease in office about complaining on me about I'm
- 14:50Speaker 10: making too.
- 14:50Speaker 11: Much noise away. Yeah, man, I not bad, Bruh. I
- 14:54Speaker 11: was trying to catch.
- 14:54Speaker 7: You, man.
- 14:55Speaker 11: I could never uh, I could never catch you at home. Man.
- 14:58Speaker 12: It's like, you know, bro, at night, I work at night.
- 15:01Speaker 11: Yeah, yeah, you're saying. I said I work in a day,
- 15:03Speaker 11: but I can't sleep at night, brou because I don't
- 15:05Speaker 11: know what's going on in your apartment. I'm saying, I
- 15:07Speaker 11: ain't trying to be in your business. I'm not trying
- 15:09Speaker 11: to be in your business.
- 15:10Speaker 10: Player.
- 15:10Speaker 11: I just can't get sleep at night, man, because it'll
- 15:12Speaker 11: be a lot of noise, a lot of noise, a
- 15:14Speaker 11: lot of talking. And what you do is your business.
- 15:17Speaker 10: Bro.
- 15:17Speaker 12: I'm just saying, man, please, man, but you ain't have
- 15:20Speaker 12: to go to the leasing office.
- 15:21Speaker 10: Man, all you had to do?
- 15:22Speaker 12: You know what's all that me?
- 15:24Speaker 10: You ain't? You know? They got me written up, like
- 15:26Speaker 10: you know, one more complain on me, They're gonna put
- 15:28Speaker 10: me out of something.
- 15:29Speaker 11: Well yeah that, Like I said, though, I was trying
- 15:31Speaker 11: to get I was trying to find you. You know
- 15:33Speaker 11: what I'm saying.
- 15:34Speaker 10: But we I.
- 15:34Speaker 11: Guess we miss each other because you you work at night.
- 15:37Speaker 11: I work in the day. So you know when you going,
- 15:39Speaker 11: I'm coming and when I'm coming, you gone. I'm saying,
- 15:41Speaker 11: Brian's trying to start us. I'm just trying to, you know,
- 15:44Speaker 11: go to work and pay my pay my bills.
- 15:46Speaker 10: Man.
- 15:46Speaker 11: I'll be at.
- 15:47Speaker 10: Work at night, man. You know what I'm saying. I'm
- 15:49Speaker 10: trying to get my hustle on like you trying to
- 15:51Speaker 10: get to it doing.
- 15:52Speaker 11: Hola hold on, hold on, okay, okay, let's make it
- 15:55Speaker 11: like sense, bruh. If you at work at night, somebody
- 15:58Speaker 11: in your somebody in your apartment, talking loud, and I'm
- 16:01Speaker 11: keeping me up square business.
- 16:03Speaker 12: Okay, you got a roommate or all not? Like m
- 16:06Speaker 12: I ain't got no roommate.
- 16:08Speaker 11: Man, Benny, somebody in there talking loud, holding a conversation.
- 16:12Speaker 11: It's like two people in there talking loud every night.
- 16:15Speaker 10: And no, that's bro that's Benny. Man, Benny be talking.
- 16:18Speaker 11: Okay, you say you ain't got no room mate? Who
- 16:20Speaker 11: who is Benny? Who is Benny?
- 16:21Speaker 10: Benny is my bird, my parent? That's Benny be talking.
- 16:26Speaker 11: Like man, want me die listen mine? Why why wait
- 16:29Speaker 11: a minute? You trying to tell me a bird?
- 16:34Speaker 10: That was Bienny? Man? I have Benny ten years.
- 16:36Speaker 11: That's my bird, byrd don't even live that long. So
- 16:39Speaker 11: so now I'm up at night, I'm apt to work
- 16:42Speaker 11: because because a bird, that's what you want. That's what
- 16:45Speaker 11: you called me to tell me.
- 16:47Speaker 10: I call you to tell you. You ain't got to be
- 16:49Speaker 10: putting these complaints on me. Man, it's like I'm going
- 16:52Speaker 10: that night. That's Benny talking man betting in b No, no, no, Benny.
- 16:59Speaker 11: Wait a minute, hey, look, I'm telling you now do
- 17:01Speaker 11: something with the birn then or that's gonna be some
- 17:04Speaker 11: consequences and repercussions. I'm talking about some fried chicken roundings.
- 17:08Speaker 10: And man, Penny is like a family member to me.
- 17:10Speaker 11: Bird too can sound the chicken on the call flake box,
- 17:15Speaker 11: Kentucky Chicken churches.
- 17:17Speaker 10: All it so, Brian, Hey man, you don't tell me
- 17:19Speaker 10: nothing bad about my breath. Okay, brother, you know what,
- 17:22Speaker 10: maybe men and you need to square off in front
- 17:23Speaker 10: of each other because you don't you don't disrespect Benny Man.
- 17:27Speaker 11: Alright, all right, he thank you some alright, alright. I
- 17:30Speaker 11: bet that be on my table when I get home.
- 17:33Speaker 13: If it's a.
- 17:34Speaker 11: Bird, then I bet that be all my gonna table.
- 17:38Speaker 10: Man, ain't nothing.
- 17:38Speaker 12: You ain't in the city and disrespect me and try
- 17:40Speaker 12: to tell.
- 17:40Speaker 10: Me what you're gonna do to my bird. But you
- 17:42Speaker 10: ain't finna do nothing stupid to Betty tell.
- 17:44Speaker 11: You what I tell you? What see? You can date
- 17:46Speaker 11: you a howl right now? What you gonna work tonight?
- 17:48Speaker 11: I bet you bet it. I'll bet that tomorrow. I
- 17:50Speaker 11: bet you we be fingering liking good tomorrow.
- 17:53Speaker 12: Man.
- 17:53Speaker 10: Man, hold on a minute, man, wait a minute. Dog,
- 17:56Speaker 10: what you can't do and start talking about what you're
- 17:58Speaker 10: gonna do to my bird? Told you you found for
- 18:01Speaker 10: going to the listing office calling me out, and now
- 18:04Speaker 10: you're on the phone. I'm trying to work this out
- 18:06Speaker 10: with you, and.
- 18:06Speaker 11: Now you you ain't trying to work right now. First
- 18:08Speaker 11: time you you called me and tell me that it's
- 18:11Speaker 11: a bird holding a conversation with itself. I'm I'm a
- 18:16Speaker 11: stupid right now. I'm I'm a stupid to even continue
- 18:19Speaker 11: this conversation. I'm a bird kicking me out five night.
- 18:23Speaker 11: Are you serious?
- 18:24Speaker 10: Man? Really on some in reams or something?
- 18:26Speaker 11: Man, say, man, listen, bruh, listen whatever it is, if
- 18:30Speaker 11: it's a bird or recording whatever, If you gotta do
- 18:32Speaker 11: something with the bird, man, I'm gonna be sowing sut
- 18:36Speaker 11: that if this is a bird, I'm gonna really a bird.
- 18:39Speaker 10: It's spinny, man, It's spinny.
- 18:41Speaker 1: You know.
- 18:41Speaker 10: All you had to do was come to me and
- 18:43Speaker 10: we could have had lives like me.
- 18:44Speaker 11: Hold on, hold on, hold on, okay, okay, okay, We're
- 18:46Speaker 11: gonna have it like me. And then, first off, leasing
- 18:49Speaker 11: office wouldn't give me your name. What's your name?
- 18:51Speaker 12: My name Chris?
- 18:52Speaker 11: Okay, Chris, I'm Deafer.
- 18:53Speaker 10: There we go, there we go.
- 18:55Speaker 11: Listen, dolls. I ain't for the past three months you
- 18:59Speaker 11: know what I'm saying. I ain't really been getting no
- 19:01Speaker 11: sleep because of this bird. You say it's a bird.
- 19:05Speaker 11: I don't believe that. But a bird, a bird, Come
- 19:09Speaker 11: on down.
- 19:10Speaker 10: That's going for ten years?
- 19:13Speaker 11: Well take the work what it is. I don't care
- 19:16Speaker 11: figuring something out, but whatever going on up there with
- 19:19Speaker 11: you and your bird need to come to an immediate
- 19:22Speaker 11: house or it's gonna be some doubt.
- 19:24Speaker 10: Hey man, hey man, what you can't do is threaten
- 19:26Speaker 10: me by what's going on in my household.
- 19:28Speaker 11: Man, look kill you and Bennett being in Lennie whatever
- 19:32Speaker 11: the name is. You need to do something with that.
- 19:35Speaker 11: It's gonna be some really sure man? Why not going
- 19:37Speaker 11: back and forth with you about this? You keep telling
- 19:40Speaker 11: me something about a bird.
- 19:41Speaker 10: That's a bird. What's the problem with it? What's the
- 19:43Speaker 10: problem understanding that people have pet birds?
- 19:46Speaker 11: Say man, I don't give if you have a pet bird.
- 19:48Speaker 11: But really, this talk all night long?
- 19:51Speaker 10: How do you?
- 19:52Speaker 11: How do you? How do you liver the thread? Come?
- 19:54Speaker 11: Don't never shut up.
- 19:55Speaker 10: I'll tell you what. I'll tell you what Benny told
- 19:58Speaker 10: me to tell you, though, Can I tell you what?
- 20:00Speaker 12: Wait?
- 20:00Speaker 11: Wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait
- 20:03Speaker 11: wait Wait, Chris White, Wait, brother, I don't want to
- 20:05Speaker 11: hear what no bird told you to tell me?
- 20:10Speaker 10: Can I tell you what Benny told me to tell you?
- 20:12Speaker 2: What?
- 20:13Speaker 10: What?
- 20:13Speaker 12: What the Benny told me to tell you?
- 20:15Speaker 10: This? That? This is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey
- 20:20Speaker 10: Morning Show. You too, God pranked by your boy, Sean.
- 20:35Speaker 10: Did I get your man?
- 20:36Speaker 11: Got me dog? You got me man, that guy. I'm
- 20:38Speaker 11: gonna get it. I'm gonna get it. I'm gonna have to.
- 20:42Speaker 11: I'll have to wait for this dude. Get armed out
- 20:44Speaker 11: and talk to him. I don't talk so much this
- 20:46Speaker 11: you about this supposing bird. I don't know what a
- 20:50Speaker 11: stad man I made. God, I'll be up all night
- 20:53Speaker 11: and I'm saying I'm missing I'm missing my sleep. I'm
- 20:57Speaker 11: missing you know what I'm saying. I'm missing y'all. In
- 20:59Speaker 11: the morning, I'm hitting unool.
- 21:02Speaker 10: I got one more than what is what is the
- 21:05Speaker 10: baddest I'm talking about the baddest radio show in the lane.
- 21:08Speaker 11: Ah Man, Steve warein morning shop.
- 21:10Speaker 12: We never sound.
- 21:13Speaker 9: Nah on this great bitting up Friday morning.
- 21:18Speaker 1: Nah, you play so much? Now, all right, thank you, nephew.
- 21:24Speaker 1: I think coming up next it is the CLO with
- 21:29Speaker 1: as the CLO our Chief Love Officer, Steve Harvey in
- 21:32Speaker 1: the building. Right after this. You're listening to the Steve
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- 22:06Speaker 1: or Globelife Radio dot com. Coming up at the top
- 22:10Speaker 1: of the hour, our special guests will be the hosts
- 22:12Speaker 1: of the highly rated Earn Your Leisure podcast and the
- 22:16Speaker 1: founders of investvest Rashad Belal and Trey Shroy Millings. Steve
- 22:21Speaker 1: Harvey will of course be a featured speaker again this
- 22:24Speaker 1: year at invest Best. So we'll give you all the
- 22:27Speaker 1: details that's coming up at the top of the hour,
- 22:30Speaker 1: But right now it is time for us to ask
- 22:33Speaker 1: the CLO. This is from Aurelia in Hyde Park, a
- 22:37Speaker 1: really writes, My boyfriend is nine years younger than I am.
- 22:41Speaker 1: He went out Saturday night without me, and then he
- 22:44Speaker 1: came over to my house around two thirty a m.
- 22:47Speaker 1: We had sex, and he got up and left. I
- 22:50Speaker 1: felt like a booty call. It felt like a booty call,
- 22:52Speaker 1: and I felt used. Was that a booty call or not?
- 22:56Speaker 6: Yeah, that's what ted is. Yeah, there's two thirty in
- 22:59Speaker 6: the morning, already been out.
- 23:01Speaker 2: What what?
- 23:02Speaker 10: What?
- 23:02Speaker 6: Let me ask you, cook area, here's just a basic question.
- 23:08Speaker 6: After he called, what happened?
- 23:13Speaker 1: Tada?
- 23:17Speaker 2: See, that's all you got to do?
- 23:20Speaker 6: He called, said he coming over, it's two thirty in
- 23:25Speaker 6: the morning.
- 23:26Speaker 2: Then y'all did what? Then he got up and went home? Answer?
- 23:32Speaker 1: My shirt?
- 23:33Speaker 2: You see my shirt? But was that a booty call?
- 23:38Speaker 1: Well, that's the question, y'all.
- 23:40Speaker 2: Wasn't over there filling out taxes.
- 23:44Speaker 1: Y'all didn't even give her the courtesy of a phone call.
- 23:47Speaker 1: He just went over there after.
- 23:50Speaker 2: Yeah, so you know, next next question.
- 23:53Speaker 1: Yeah. Moving on to Solomon in Freeport, Solomon writes, my
- 23:58Speaker 1: wife is cool. Solomon. Yeah, my wife is cool with threesomes,
- 24:03Speaker 1: but only if she gets to pick the woman. It's
- 24:06Speaker 1: not fair and I won't participate. If I am not
- 24:09Speaker 1: attracted to the woman, how do I get my wife
- 24:11Speaker 1: to be more considerate to my needs by letting me
- 24:14Speaker 1: help her pick the woman?
- 24:17Speaker 2: Well solid? What solvent?
- 24:20Speaker 6: Well sold? You probably should have asked Moses about this,
- 24:24Speaker 6: called I ain't got nothing for you out see you know.
- 24:32Speaker 1: Again again different times.
- 24:36Speaker 6: Folks, people are actually write in talking and writing like
- 24:43Speaker 6: this is normal and present this to us like we're
- 24:49Speaker 6: supposed to have, Like there's a regular solution for this.
- 24:52Speaker 2: Bro, it's not fair.
- 24:58Speaker 1: Pretend like, pretend like it's regular. Give them a regular answer,
- 25:02Speaker 1: Pretend like you pretend. I know you don't really believe it,
- 25:06Speaker 1: but just pretend. I want to see what you're gonna say.
- 25:10Speaker 2: Okay, we'll ask the last part of the question.
- 25:12Speaker 1: So, okay, how do I get my wife to be
- 25:15Speaker 1: more considerate of my needs by letting me help her
- 25:19Speaker 1: pick the woman for the threesome? Well, you know, come on,
- 25:25Speaker 1: may be proud.
- 25:27Speaker 6: It really depends on the level of attractiveness that she's
- 25:31Speaker 6: bringing to the house, because you know, there are levels
- 25:35Speaker 6: to this. All of them are sclly wags. Which scaley
- 25:42Speaker 6: wag are you bringing into the house? Is it low
- 25:46Speaker 6: level scaly wag? Or a high level scaly wag. That
- 25:48Speaker 6: is what we probably faced with right here. I don't
- 25:52Speaker 6: really see the problem. You haven't. Most men can't get
- 25:55Speaker 6: their wife to go along with this at all. You
- 25:58Speaker 6: got one that's bringing them to the house. Now, if
- 26:01Speaker 6: I were her, she's probably not gonna bring anyone to
- 26:04Speaker 6: the house that looks better than her. I would assume
- 26:07Speaker 6: that's the problem you have in because she don't want
- 26:10Speaker 6: you to be more attracted. She wants to be the
- 26:12Speaker 6: most attractive person in the room. So now what you're
- 26:15Speaker 6: doing is you're just having sex with a bunch of
- 26:18Speaker 6: ugly people, and that right there's really causing you the traumas.
- 26:25Speaker 6: And you know, how could I get her to be
- 26:27Speaker 6: more considerate of my friends? Obviously this is not about you.
- 26:37Speaker 6: This is just the fact that she like other people.
- 26:40Speaker 9: So from scalar wags, I tell them some nice.
- 26:44Speaker 6: Well, I've never I've never seen a nice scally wag,
- 26:47Speaker 6: because see my problem, and scalywags don't have really good conversation.
- 26:56Speaker 1: All right, Well, thank you, that was a normal answer,
- 27:00Speaker 1: all right. Moving on to Asia and Fort Lauderdale, Asia writes,
- 27:05Speaker 1: my husband can be cold at times. I broke my
- 27:08Speaker 1: toe and he had no patience for my pain and
- 27:11Speaker 1: crying spells. He told me that he couldn't deal with
- 27:14Speaker 1: the drama, and he left me home alone. We've been
- 27:17Speaker 1: married three years. Is this how my future will be?
- 27:21Speaker 2: Yeah? I mean that's how it is now.
- 27:23Speaker 1: Yeah, you don't see a change.
- 27:28Speaker 6: So if you want to know if that's how your
- 27:29Speaker 6: future going to be, I strongly suggest you don't break
- 27:32Speaker 6: another toe. I'm just going out on the limb or
- 27:35Speaker 6: that one right there, or you can elevate and just
- 27:38Speaker 6: break your whole leg and see how he feel about that.
- 27:40Speaker 6: But I don't think it's gonna change it. He used
- 27:43Speaker 6: that as an excuse to get out the house.
- 27:46Speaker 1: Hmm. So this marriage is doomed, isn't it.
- 27:52Speaker 2: He don't care nothing about your broke toe?
- 27:54Speaker 1: Yeah, which is attached?
- 27:56Speaker 6: God forgive, God forbid you come in there with some
- 28:00Speaker 6: other news.
- 28:01Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 28:02Speaker 2: Yeah, this is not is bad.
- 28:04Speaker 1: This is bad. Woo.
- 28:06Speaker 2: Please don't come in there with no illness.
- 28:08Speaker 1: Lord, have you on your own.
- 28:14Speaker 2: You been diagnosed with anything?
- 28:16Speaker 1: Don't go in there with time. Yeah, this is bad.
- 28:20Speaker 1: This is bad, all right? Last one, Steve, This is
- 28:23Speaker 1: Chance in Edgewater. Chance writes, whenever my girlfriend gets mad
- 28:27Speaker 1: at me. She puts me out of the apartment. I
- 28:31Speaker 1: moved in with her in January, so I have nowhere
- 28:34Speaker 1: to go. Last night I slept on my friend's couch.
- 28:37Speaker 1: Is it time to get my own apartment and stop
- 28:40Speaker 1: going back to hers?
- 28:42Speaker 2: Yeah?
- 28:43Speaker 1: Bruh, Yeah for sure.
- 28:45Speaker 2: You ever heard of saying God bless the child and
- 28:47Speaker 2: has his own?
- 28:49Speaker 10: Sir?
- 28:50Speaker 6: My father drilled that into my head. Boy, don't get
- 28:54Speaker 6: your own. Don't be beholden to nobody. Somebody can control
- 29:00Speaker 6: your destiny, what you do, what you have, what you own, son,
- 29:04Speaker 6: get your own, Wait until you got the money to
- 29:06Speaker 6: get it. If you don't borrow it, don't go in
- 29:09Speaker 6: there asking nobody for it, get it yourself and going
- 29:12Speaker 6: about your bids.
- 29:13Speaker 2: You already see you put yourself in a weak position.
- 29:17Speaker 6: Yeah, and you find out a little bit about her,
- 29:19Speaker 6: you know, and she know you in the weak position.
- 29:21Speaker 2: She take advantage of it.
- 29:23Speaker 6: Is it time to get your own place? It's your
- 29:25Speaker 6: time to get a new girl, though.
- 29:28Speaker 1: There you go.
- 29:30Speaker 2: You need a new.
- 29:31Speaker 6: Girl, new place, new attitude, Probably need a new job.
- 29:36Speaker 2: Was you sleeping on your friends.
- 29:37Speaker 1: Flow for what the couch?
- 29:39Speaker 11: Yeah?
- 29:40Speaker 2: Everybody tie to you.
- 29:45Speaker 1: It's one of those life lessons son, Steve. All right,
- 29:48Speaker 1: that concludes the clo for today. Thank you for all
- 29:53Speaker 1: that clo at the time.
- 29:55Speaker 2: Earth they too, just wanted to throw that out there.
- 29:57Speaker 1: It is big birthday boy. Yeah all right. Coming up
- 30:04Speaker 1: at the top of the hour, like I was saying,
- 30:06Speaker 1: we're gonna discuss this year's invest Fest in Atlanta, and Steve,
- 30:10Speaker 1: you will be there so we'll talk about it right
- 30:13Speaker 1: after this.
- 30:15Speaker 2: Gos people. This is Kirk Franklin.
- 30:16Speaker 1: Hey, this Isaakah. What's going on? This is your boy
- 30:19Speaker 1: Kevin Hart? What this is your boy?
- 30:20Speaker 13: Chris Bran, Big Snoop dogg.
- 30:25Speaker 6: Less It's DJ Cavin and you're listening to Steve Harvey
- 30:28Speaker 6: Morning Show.
- 30:29Speaker 1: You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show.
- 30:36Speaker 2: Everybody. We got our special guests this morning. A's promised.
- 30:40Speaker 6: They are the hosts of the now extremely popular, culturally
- 30:46Speaker 6: innovative Earn Your Leisure invest Fest. What an iconic brand
- 30:55Speaker 6: this has become. Troy Millen's and Rashad Blaud. They're the
- 30:59Speaker 6: creators of invent Fest and this year is atl invest Fest.
- 31:04Speaker 6: It kicks off August twenty second at the Georgia World
- 31:07Speaker 6: Congress Center. I'll be there again. This year and we
- 31:11Speaker 6: bring some friends with us. We're gonna talk about invest
- 31:13Speaker 6: Fest this year. Why it's important for you to attend.
- 31:17Speaker 6: Listen to me, everybody that goes to invest Fest gains
- 31:21Speaker 6: so much in terms of self development, learning, business networking.
- 31:27Speaker 6: Is just a plethora of information.
- 31:31Speaker 2: God, I can't believe I used that word.
- 31:33Speaker 6: It's such a plethora of information and just really really
- 31:37Speaker 6: rewarding for everybody to teens.
- 31:39Speaker 2: So please welcome to the show.
- 31:41Speaker 6: The creators of invest Fest, Troy Millers and Rashad Belave. Welcome, Welcome, Welcome,
- 31:50Speaker 6: Hey brothers. How y'all doing today?
- 31:53Speaker 11: Good, good, good, Thank you for having us appreciate it.
- 31:55Speaker 10: Good morning.
- 31:56Speaker 6: I mean as usual, man, I just think it's such
- 31:58Speaker 6: a valuable tool for people man to put in their arsenal.
- 32:01Speaker 2: I think that if you haven't been, you have to go.
- 32:05Speaker 2: You have to go. It is worth it is worth
- 32:09Speaker 2: investing in yourself.
- 32:11Speaker 6: This year is invest Fest kicks off Friday, August twenty second,
- 32:15Speaker 6: and it runs the entire weekend in Atlanta at the
- 32:18Speaker 6: Georgia World Congress Center. Give us an overview of the
- 32:22Speaker 6: investmentest this year, guys.
- 32:24Speaker 13: Yeah, Well, we have a great lineup as always, we
- 32:27Speaker 13: have yourself, We have Magic Johnson. We have Jack Dorsey,
- 32:30Speaker 13: who's the founder of Twitter, cat app Block, so you know,
- 32:36Speaker 13: one of the billionaires that's really been on the forefront
- 32:39Speaker 13: of crypto and bitcoin for a long time. We have
- 32:42Speaker 13: John O'Briant, we have Eisa Ray, Charlemagne vaugh and Weaver.
- 32:46Speaker 13: But even outside of the great lineups that we put together,
- 32:50Speaker 13: we have workshops on artificial intelligence, real estate, stocks, and
- 32:55Speaker 13: especially the AI conversation. For our community. This is very,
- 32:58Speaker 13: very very important. Everybody's talking about how AI is going
- 33:02Speaker 13: to take over one hundred million jobs in the next
- 33:04Speaker 13: ten years. So if you're not educated on artificial intelligence,
- 33:08Speaker 13: you're definitely going to miss the boat. So that's the
- 33:09Speaker 13: main focus this year. We have a pitch competition. We're
- 33:12Speaker 13: gonna give away one hundred and twenty five thousand miles
- 33:14Speaker 13: with an entrepreneur. So we're very, very very excited about
- 33:18Speaker 13: this year. But this is probably the most important year
- 33:21Speaker 13: based on everything that's been going on, but especially when
- 33:24Speaker 13: it comes to technology.
- 33:25Speaker 6: Thanks Sounds. Let's back up a little bit. Let's talk
- 33:28Speaker 6: about this pitch contest exactly.
- 33:31Speaker 2: What is it?
- 33:32Speaker 14: Yeah, so last year we had the opportunity to give
- 33:34Speaker 14: one hundred thousand dollars away to an entrepreneur, which is incredible.
- 33:37Speaker 14: When you talk about capital, especially in our community, it's's
- 33:40Speaker 14: the toughest thing to come from, right to raise funds
- 33:42Speaker 14: or actually get loans for it. So we said, you know,
- 33:45Speaker 14: rather than be a problem, let's be a solution. So
- 33:47Speaker 14: this year we're coming back with our partner, Paul Judge,
- 33:51Speaker 14: the head of Opportunity Funds, and we're giving one hundred
- 33:54Speaker 14: and twenty five thousand dollars away to.
- 33:56Speaker 2: A tech startup.
- 33:57Speaker 10: You know that when we talk about.
- 33:58Speaker 14: Growth in the economy, it usually comes some companies that
- 34:00Speaker 14: have technology, and so we have brilliant minds in that space,
- 34:03Speaker 14: and we wanted to help stimulate and kick off somebody's
- 34:06Speaker 14: venture into the world of tech. And what better place
- 34:09Speaker 14: to do with that investments on the stage lot in
- 34:11Speaker 14: front of twenty thousand people, So people are gonna get
- 34:15Speaker 14: to hear this business pitch and nobody really loses, right,
- 34:18Speaker 14: and you're talking about fishing in front of that many people.
- 34:20Speaker 14: They're gonna be people in the audience, They're gonna be
- 34:21Speaker 14: people that be watching this thing. Somebody's gonna see this
- 34:25Speaker 14: idea and realize that this is something that I may
- 34:27Speaker 14: want to invest in. So it's a win win for everybody.
- 34:31Speaker 6: So is this the pitch contest? Is this something people
- 34:34Speaker 6: can apply for online?
- 34:37Speaker 13: Yeah, and investment dot com and the submissions. I think
- 34:42Speaker 13: the submission might be coming to it very soon. So
- 34:46Speaker 13: it's very important if you have it.
- 34:47Speaker 11: But it's for.
- 34:48Speaker 13: Tech companies to any company that has some level of
- 34:52Speaker 13: tech builtents out of this.
- 34:53Speaker 2: Okay, good hey man. Listen. We got some panel discussions
- 34:57Speaker 2: going on this year. We got the big Vendor.
- 35:00Speaker 6: Marketplace, which y'all walk through every year. We got podcasts,
- 35:06Speaker 6: stage interviews.
- 35:08Speaker 2: Man, who are.
- 35:09Speaker 6: You all looking forward to this year? I mean you
- 35:11Speaker 6: got Jack Dorsey, how'd you manage that?
- 35:15Speaker 11: Yeah?
- 35:15Speaker 10: Jack?
- 35:16Speaker 13: You know, A big, big shout out to Square what's
- 35:20Speaker 13: now known as Block. They're one of our sponsors this year,
- 35:22Speaker 13: and the people that Block, which is very enthusiastic and
- 35:25Speaker 13: what we were doing as far as spreading financial literacy
- 35:27Speaker 13: and information to the community. And they told Jack about
- 35:31Speaker 13: everything that he was going on. I guess he looked
- 35:33Speaker 13: into it and he was just thoroughly impressed. So, you know,
- 35:36Speaker 13: bigcoin right now over one hundred and twenty thousand dollars
- 35:39Speaker 13: per point, like that's crazy.
- 35:41Speaker 11: I remember what bigcoin was.
- 35:42Speaker 13: One thousand dollars, So I'm personally very interested to hear
- 35:47Speaker 13: what he has to say because he's one of these
- 35:49Speaker 13: people that probably invested in bitcoin when it was one
- 35:51Speaker 13: hundred dollars, So you know, when you have something like
- 35:54Speaker 13: that that has gone up so much and in such
- 35:58Speaker 13: a short period of time, right, just to hit hit
- 36:01Speaker 13: insight on not only bigcoin, but artificial intelligence technology, the
- 36:06Speaker 13: future of banking. I mean, it's one of the richest
- 36:09Speaker 13: people in the world and one of the smartest people
- 36:12Speaker 13: in the world as well, So you know, very rare
- 36:14Speaker 13: that you get that kind of conversation, very candid, and
- 36:17Speaker 13: he's going to be open to answering all questions. So
- 36:20Speaker 13: I'm definitely looking forward to him. But of course Magic
- 36:22Speaker 13: Johnson as well. You know, somebody our community we've seen,
- 36:26Speaker 13: you know, build movie theaters and Starbucks and built a
- 36:30Speaker 13: billion dollar empires. So those are just a few people
- 36:33Speaker 13: Troy has others.
- 36:34Speaker 14: Yeah, man, I'm definitely looking forward to Madge. Like he said,
- 36:36Speaker 14: we've seen him become an icon of the world of sports,
- 36:39Speaker 14: but what he's done in the business side is is
- 36:41Speaker 14: is not as.
- 36:41Speaker 2: Great, even greater.
- 36:43Speaker 14: He's talking about somebody who's just now cross that billion
- 36:45Speaker 14: dollar threshold. So we're keeping that street going and having
- 36:48Speaker 14: billion lis that's that stage and all is very business
- 36:51Speaker 14: to see this happen, and we've seen him speak live
- 36:53Speaker 14: and you know it's going to be entertaining man. So
- 36:55Speaker 14: I'm excited to be on stays in the fourth we
- 36:57Speaker 14: have you so that you're most exciting chanel of the weekend.
- 37:02Speaker 14: And every every year, whether it's Calitarry or Astonation is
- 37:06Speaker 14: or this year, I don't know if we're going to
- 37:08Speaker 14: give it a latest.
- 37:08Speaker 10: Yeah, we've can be with.
- 37:10Speaker 14: It's going to be excited, it's going to be get
- 37:11Speaker 14: to staying there.
- 37:12Speaker 13: So we're going to be in for a tree.
- 37:13Speaker 2: Hey, y'all stick around.
- 37:15Speaker 6: We'll be right back with a little bit more from
- 37:17Speaker 6: invest Fest right after this.
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- 37:54Speaker 6: All right, everybody, we're back and our special guest this
- 37:57Speaker 6: morning are the creators invest Fest, Troy Millins and Rashard Blaud,
- 38:04Speaker 6: and we're here.
- 38:05Speaker 2: We've been talking about invest Fest.
- 38:07Speaker 6: We're letting everybody know that it's August twenty second Friday.
- 38:11Speaker 2: It starts the whole weekend.
- 38:13Speaker 6: You can get tickets at invest Fest dot com. But
- 38:17Speaker 6: we have a special offer for you that the guys
- 38:21Speaker 6: have came up with from one of their sponsors, Fellas,
- 38:24Speaker 6: why don't you tell us about that?
- 38:25Speaker 13: Yeah, So one of our great sponsors a company named Gusto.
- 38:28Speaker 13: They're one of the biggest payment processing companies in the
- 38:31Speaker 13: world and it's big fans of your program. So what
- 38:34Speaker 13: they're doing, you know, is a tough economy out here,
- 38:36Speaker 13: so they want to make sure that everybody has the
- 38:37Speaker 13: opportunity to participate from learning and also from a vending
- 38:41Speaker 13: standpoint as far as small businesses. So they're offering a
- 38:44Speaker 13: fifty percent discount for the first hundred people that take
- 38:48Speaker 13: advantage that buy tickets, that general mission tickets in the
- 38:51Speaker 13: first ten people that take advantage that by vendor booths.
- 38:53Speaker 13: So if you go to investmst dot com and into
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- 39:01Speaker 13: people will get fifty off of tickets, and the first
- 39:06Speaker 13: ten vendors will get fifty percent off of their vendor boos.
- 39:10Speaker 6: All right, all right, Steve Harvey Nation, listen to this.
- 39:13Speaker 6: Go to invest fest dot com. The first one hundred
- 39:16Speaker 6: of you that do it, the first one hundred by
- 39:20Speaker 6: putting in a promo code Gusto, you get fifty percent
- 39:25Speaker 6: off of a general admission ticket. The first ten vendors
- 39:30Speaker 6: that go and apply you get how much.
- 39:39Speaker 1: Fifty that's all zero. That's really good now, let's half
- 39:46Speaker 1: damn yeah.
- 39:48Speaker 6: All right, So go to invest fest dot com. Hit
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- 39:56Speaker 6: do it, you get fifty percent off of your general
- 39:58Speaker 6: admission ticket. The first ten vendors that do it, you
- 40:02Speaker 6: get fifty percent off of your vendor feed for the booth.
- 40:08Speaker 6: That's an amazing promo. Only off it to the Steve
- 40:11Speaker 6: Harvey Morning Show. So let's go, y'all. Let's get it.
- 40:15Speaker 6: Were about to close out here because it will sell out.
- 40:18Speaker 6: I'm just telling you flat out, it will sell out.
- 40:22Speaker 2: So hurry, hurry, hurry.
- 40:24Speaker 6: In the words of Blue Magic, step right up, hurry hurry,
- 40:31Speaker 6: Let the side show be give It's invest fast everybody, Friday,
- 40:35Speaker 6: August twenty second. It's a must win, Magic Johnson, Jack Dorsey,
- 40:40Speaker 6: so many others.
- 40:42Speaker 2: Your boy will be there.
- 40:43Speaker 6: Such great information, man, Please don't miss it, and don't forget.
- 40:46Speaker 6: We got a special promo code going on right now today.
- 40:49Speaker 6: If you go to investfest dot com, hit the cold
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- 41:00Speaker 6: vendors get fifty percent off.
- 41:01Speaker 2: You can't beat that, Hey, fellas, I think we got it.
- 41:06Speaker 10: Man.
- 41:06Speaker 2: As all appreciate you appreciate y'all. Man, we'll see all
- 41:10Speaker 2: that investments. Everybody. Thank you. We'll be right back with
- 41:13Speaker 2: more of Steve Harvey Morning Show right after this.
- 41:16Speaker 1: You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, Carla, your
- 41:25Speaker 1: buddy Roscoe is in the building.
- 41:27Speaker 2: Yeah, ye here all, David stay ready. Ain't gotta get
- 41:31Speaker 2: ready when you stay ready. That's right all day? Right,
- 41:37Speaker 2: he ain't got another, ain't nothing doing, but do it.
- 41:41Speaker 1: That's it.
- 41:42Speaker 6: You know all these saying you been hearing people saying,
- 41:45Speaker 6: now I wrote all of them, all of them.
- 41:47Speaker 7: Oh I gotta talk to you about that too, Roscoe,
- 41:50Speaker 7: Go ahead, what do you want to know? Earlier this week,
- 41:54Speaker 7: we heard about someone that stole Beyonce's unreleased music.
- 41:59Speaker 1: It was on the thumb.
- 42:00Speaker 7: Drive or choreographer and the dancer came to Atlanta.
- 42:03Speaker 1: This was in Atlanta.
- 42:04Speaker 7: They had a rent a car, somebody broke in, stole
- 42:07Speaker 7: I guess the bag with the laptop in it.
- 42:10Speaker 1: And so now the.
- 42:11Speaker 7: Thief made off with some of her unreleased music. So
- 42:15Speaker 7: my question to you is, have you ever had an
- 42:20Speaker 7: artist steal your music and.
- 42:25Speaker 2: Saying something about Rocco?
- 42:27Speaker 6: You can't steal no rococause I don't put my stuff
- 42:30Speaker 6: on no thumbnail?
- 42:32Speaker 2: See that?
- 42:32Speaker 1: What that?
- 42:32Speaker 10: What?
- 42:33Speaker 2: The whole problem is?
- 42:36Speaker 6: All you got only people only telling logical aveandment and
- 42:39Speaker 6: every day putting it, putting their stuff on a thumbnail.
- 42:42Speaker 2: What are you doing that for your music?
- 42:47Speaker 1: Mm hmm?
- 42:48Speaker 2: Put put it on memory? Did she look memory.
- 42:53Speaker 1: It's hard.
- 42:55Speaker 6: See you was still a thumbnail because and everybody got
- 43:00Speaker 6: don't he nobody got memory, see one, I put it
- 43:03Speaker 6: on memory even if you still wasn't gonna put it
- 43:05Speaker 6: on right s right there, polsl baby.
- 43:11Speaker 1: I am old school.
- 43:13Speaker 2: I your old school.
- 43:16Speaker 7: Yeah, I'm gonna name my artist and you tell me
- 43:18Speaker 7: if that was your song or if that artist.
- 43:21Speaker 1: Stole the song. Okay, okay, let's go.
- 43:24Speaker 7: Let's go straight to Ohio the old Jay's backstaffs.
- 43:36Speaker 6: I keep getting only visits from my friends.
- 43:42Speaker 2: Yeah, what did you do? Or they come to my.
- 43:47Speaker 6: House getting in and getting in there, getting in again. Yeah,
- 43:52Speaker 6: somebody is our house to get your lady there. A
- 43:55Speaker 6: couple of my buddy's day show looks shade there. What
- 44:01Speaker 6: can I do to get on the right track? I
- 44:05Speaker 6: wish they would take some of the knives out of
- 44:09Speaker 6: my bag.
- 44:10Speaker 2: What they do? Huh? Come on now?
- 44:16Speaker 1: Okay, So you wrote that and Eddie and them took it?
- 44:19Speaker 2: What happened?
- 44:20Speaker 10: No?
- 44:20Speaker 2: I wrote I wrote that foot they didn't take it. Okay, Okay,
- 44:24Speaker 2: they took it, made a hit.
- 44:27Speaker 1: God, So you gave it to him. You gave it
- 44:29Speaker 1: to him, You gave them that.
- 44:30Speaker 2: Yeah, I wrote it.
- 44:31Speaker 1: You know, yeah, that's what you say.
- 44:33Speaker 2: But but they.
- 44:34Speaker 6: Changed the word the original song I wrote with backscratches, Oh.
- 44:40Speaker 2: Really yeah, that thing back scratcher.
- 44:43Speaker 6: Trying to get that itch all the time to trying
- 44:46Speaker 6: to rot and play home on deep in behind yo.
- 44:51Speaker 2: And I just worked with him and it went on.
- 44:53Speaker 2: That's all they was tighit.
- 44:55Speaker 1: Though, A big hit, a big hit. Let's go back
- 44:58Speaker 1: scratus the ohio down in that place.
- 45:05Speaker 2: They would so far. I like that he running with
- 45:10Speaker 2: it ross girl. I like that.
- 45:14Speaker 6: Down and keep scratching it again and again and again.
- 45:20Speaker 6: I get deeper and sometimes I can't reach. I keep
- 45:23Speaker 6: on going, but they keeps on. Come man, What can
- 45:28Speaker 6: I do to get to the right crack? I wish
- 45:32Speaker 6: they would take to scratch out my back? What they
- 45:36Speaker 6: do scratching my crack?
- 45:39Speaker 10: All out.
- 45:42Speaker 6: Your bags, craha, scratch your boy car.
- 45:53Speaker 2: I can't reach all paces.
- 46:01Speaker 1: Scratch my crack.
- 46:02Speaker 6: They face all the time, trying to take your pate
- 46:07Speaker 6: the butt cratch.
- 46:10Speaker 1: Phone sing us out, Roscoe. You're listening to the Steve
- 46:18Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show coming up at about four minutes after
- 46:25Speaker 1: the hour. It's my strawberry letter for today and the
- 46:28Speaker 1: subject is I don't want to ever go back. Okay,
- 46:32Speaker 1: we'll get into that, find out what that's all about.
- 46:34Speaker 2: Just a few.
- 46:36Speaker 1: Because right now it is time you hear him for
- 46:38Speaker 1: the nephew and today's prank phone call, Nephew, what you
- 46:42Speaker 1: got for us today?
- 46:43Speaker 2: Oh, Shirley, were down in there now, you know?
- 46:47Speaker 9: Yeah, I'm calling from the electric company and uh.
- 46:52Speaker 2: We're looking for that.
- 46:54Speaker 9: Aqua boogie parent An aqua boogie parrent is what we're
- 46:58Speaker 9: looking flushir Yeah, So.
- 47:01Speaker 2: You man this right here, This is greatness. This is Tommy.
- 47:05Speaker 9: This is one of the time is greatness right yeah,
- 47:07Speaker 9: all right, so buckle up, hold on tight. It is
- 47:11Speaker 9: the nephew. Would awkward buddy, yeah, cat.
- 47:15Speaker 10: Dog if you would Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach
- 47:18Speaker 10: a Quincy please.
- 47:21Speaker 15: This is hey.
- 47:22Speaker 10: How are you? My name is Maurice's Maury's calling you
- 47:25Speaker 10: from the power company. How you doing today?
- 47:27Speaker 15: I'm on what's up?
- 47:28Speaker 10: Well, listen, we're doing some testing in your neighborhood. We're
- 47:31Speaker 10: trying to make sure we don't have to actually shut
- 47:33Speaker 10: the power down out there, and uh, we're calling around
- 47:37Speaker 10: to quite a few people in your neighborhood running some
- 47:39Speaker 10: tests on individual homes and making sure the electricity is
- 47:42Speaker 10: running correctly. Can I get you to do a few
- 47:45Speaker 10: things for me and see and the quicker we get
- 47:48Speaker 10: through with this, sir, and as possibility, we won't have
- 47:50Speaker 10: to turn your power off at all. I know you
- 47:52Speaker 10: don't want us to have to come out and turn
- 47:54Speaker 10: power off. And you got stuff in your refrigerator that
- 47:56Speaker 10: can spoil and things like that. So we want to
- 47:59Speaker 10: try to get this done and hopefully the power with
- 48:01Speaker 10: the with the test that we run, it'll it'll it'll
- 48:03Speaker 10: run correctly and we won't have to do anything.
- 48:05Speaker 15: Okay, I ain't about the electricity though, you know what
- 48:07Speaker 15: I'm saying.
- 48:08Speaker 10: So no, no, no, I understand that, don't worry about that.
- 48:10Speaker 10: Here's what I need you to do. Now. How big
- 48:13Speaker 10: is your house? What do you how many bedrooms?
- 48:14Speaker 15: You got four bedrooms?
- 48:15Speaker 10: Four bedrooms? Now you have upstairs downstairs?
- 48:18Speaker 15: It's too sore?
- 48:20Speaker 10: Okay, all right, So here's what we need to do.
- 48:23Speaker 10: If you can't, they're gonna.
- 48:24Speaker 15: Take long, though, Hey I got because I'm in a hurry, man,
- 48:26Speaker 15: I ain't gonna have a lot of time.
- 48:28Speaker 10: No, no, no, this this, this, this, this won't take
- 48:30Speaker 10: long at all. So can I get you to take
- 48:32Speaker 10: your breaker and shut down everything upstairs, and we're gonna
- 48:36Speaker 10: run a test on the stuff downstairs right now.
- 48:38Speaker 15: It'll be real quick, all right, just shut just shut
- 48:41Speaker 15: everything off.
- 48:41Speaker 10: I want you to keep the downstairs open and keep
- 48:44Speaker 10: that to the weekness so we can run our tests
- 48:46Speaker 10: on this thing.
- 48:47Speaker 15: All right, everything shut, everything's down.
- 48:49Speaker 10: Okay, you you turned off there.
- 48:51Speaker 15: I just turned off all the switches.
- 48:52Speaker 10: Okay, here's what I need you to do. I need
- 48:54Speaker 10: you to turn on your television and then turn it
- 48:58Speaker 10: off downstairs downstairs. How many TVs you got?
- 49:02Speaker 15: I got two TVs downstairs.
- 49:03Speaker 10: Let's turn them both on you all right, they both on? Okay. Now,
- 49:07Speaker 10: you got a microwave in your kitchen.
- 49:09Speaker 15: Yeah, microwave.
- 49:10Speaker 10: Okay, turn that on.
- 49:12Speaker 15: It's already on, man. I can see the lights on.
- 49:14Speaker 15: It's got the clock on it.
- 49:15Speaker 10: That's got that double a tron thing that's going through there.
- 49:17Speaker 10: It's a whole different type of current. I just want to.
- 49:20Speaker 15: About what you're talking about. But I got to get
- 49:21Speaker 15: to work, man. So the microwave zone is running.
- 49:23Speaker 10: No, no, no, I want you to actually turn it on.
- 49:25Speaker 10: I want you to actually push like a minute or
- 49:28Speaker 10: two on that thing.
- 49:29Speaker 15: Let's turn that do with anything? Man, Come on, now,
- 49:31Speaker 15: let me what I got to do.
- 49:32Speaker 10: No, this is a test. So what I don't want
- 49:34Speaker 10: to have to do is come out there and turn
- 49:35Speaker 10: your power off. And I don't want to do that.
- 49:37Speaker 10: You got a lot of food in your fridge, I'm sure.
- 49:38Speaker 15: Right, all right, all right, look it's on microwave zone,
- 49:44Speaker 15: TV zones.
- 49:45Speaker 10: Okay, now open your words.
- 49:47Speaker 15: Man, electricity works downstairs.
- 49:50Speaker 10: Okay, but listen, I know. But what we gotta do
- 49:52Speaker 10: is we got to make sure that this stuff isn't overpower.
- 49:55Speaker 10: Now can you open your refrigerator? Yeah?
- 49:58Speaker 15: Yeah that man?
- 49:59Speaker 10: Do you see the button that actually has I mean,
- 50:03Speaker 10: well you can turn you can push it in the
- 50:05Speaker 10: light or go out. You know what I'm talking about.
- 50:06Speaker 10: Come on, man, you.
- 50:07Speaker 15: Ain't got nobody just be able to check something outside. Man,
- 50:11Speaker 15: I mean I'm in the fridge.
- 50:12Speaker 10: I understand. But push that button five times for me.
- 50:15Speaker 10: See what it does?
- 50:16Speaker 15: What the light button?
- 50:18Speaker 10: Yeah, push that light button five times? Come on, man,
- 50:21Speaker 10: that did it go off and on? Every here? It's
- 50:23Speaker 10: off and on.
- 50:24Speaker 15: Manin't wrong with the refrigerator referators?
- 50:27Speaker 10: Plug in?
- 50:27Speaker 11: Man?
- 50:28Speaker 10: Okay, now here's what I want you to do right there,
- 50:30Speaker 10: if you're in the kitchen, turn your sink on for me.
- 50:33Speaker 15: Turn sink on.
- 50:34Speaker 10: Whch they got to do?
- 50:35Speaker 15: Electricity?
- 50:35Speaker 10: Man, that's a nitro current. That's a nitrol current. You
- 50:38Speaker 10: wouldn't understand that, But I need you to turn that
- 50:40Speaker 10: on for me too. Just turn it on, full blast.
- 50:45Speaker 10: Got it on, I got it on. Okay, Now go
- 50:47Speaker 10: in your master bedroom.
- 50:49Speaker 15: I get tell it off.
- 50:50Speaker 10: Now let that water run. Go in your master bedroom
- 50:53Speaker 10: and go in the bath for me. I appreciate your
- 50:55Speaker 10: helping me out on this.
- 50:56Speaker 6: Man.
- 50:56Speaker 10: Come on, man, Quincy, I appreciate that.
- 50:59Speaker 15: I mean every day's work. I'm in the I'm in
- 51:01Speaker 15: the bath.
- 51:02Speaker 10: Okay, plush that toilet for me, Quincy, say where plus
- 51:05Speaker 10: that toilet for me?
- 51:06Speaker 15: Plus the toilet?
- 51:07Speaker 10: Yeah, flush that toilet.
- 51:08Speaker 15: It ain't even electrical.
- 51:10Speaker 10: What it is? That is a it's a it's an
- 51:11Speaker 10: awqua book. It hurt.
- 51:12Speaker 15: You need to get somebody up. Okay, I'm gonna trust
- 51:15Speaker 15: the toilet. It ain't no electrical toilets in nothing in
- 51:17Speaker 15: this area, man, right.
- 51:18Speaker 10: I understand that you don't see what it is. This
- 51:20Speaker 10: is an awkuad buggie current that flows through that water
- 51:23Speaker 10: flush that thing for me one time. Yeah, yeah, that's it.
- 51:30Speaker 15: Okay, all right, toilet works.
- 51:33Speaker 10: Man.
- 51:34Speaker 15: You ain't got nobody in the area that could come
- 51:35Speaker 15: out here and just check it out.
- 51:37Speaker 10: Man, Quincy, I'm trying my best not to come out
- 51:39Speaker 10: and and and and and turn your power off. And
- 51:42Speaker 10: I know you got somewhere to go, and you gonna
- 51:43Speaker 10: turn my power off. Man, you're supposed to be making
- 51:45Speaker 10: sure the powers stay on, right, I understand that. Now
- 51:48Speaker 10: do you have, Quincy, do you have a blender? Yeah?
- 51:50Speaker 10: I got a blender. Man, I got a blender. I
- 51:52Speaker 10: got a TV, I got a refrigerator, and they all work.
- 51:56Speaker 15: The toilet works, everything worse.
- 51:58Speaker 2: All right.
- 51:58Speaker 10: What I want you to do is get this blender
- 52:00Speaker 10: and or just throw you a few ques of the
- 52:02Speaker 10: eyes or something in there and turn that thing on
- 52:03Speaker 10: for him. Come on, man, we're almost done.
- 52:05Speaker 15: I got to get to work, man.
- 52:09Speaker 10: This work with me was appreciated. Man, this is just
- 52:12Speaker 10: a blugges. Come on, man, I said, I have cemetric current.
- 52:17Speaker 10: Should be walking this house, red, you need to check
- 52:20Speaker 10: the next house. You don't have no problems with those
- 52:21Speaker 10: smoothies or nothing. And that thing you see, man, what
- 52:25Speaker 10: the hell they got to do with anything. Man, I
- 52:27Speaker 10: gotta get to work. I'm just listen at a minute,
- 52:29Speaker 10: a minute, going too far. I got to come out
- 52:32Speaker 10: here or do this because I need to get to
- 52:34Speaker 10: my job. And I'm saying that job and I can
- 52:37Speaker 10: just call and have people go to the damn house
- 52:39Speaker 10: playing scabvenger and hunt. I gotta get to work. Okay,
- 52:41Speaker 10: now listen, Quincy, one last thing. Are you able to
- 52:44Speaker 10: shut that breaker? Put that breaker back on, and then
- 52:46Speaker 10: shut off downstairs, and then go upstairs and check some
- 52:49Speaker 10: stuff for me? Shut off? What shut off the breaker downstairs?
- 52:52Speaker 10: Go ahead and turn it.
- 52:53Speaker 15: I'm not shutting off no breaker downstairs.
- 52:55Speaker 10: I shut off the water upstairs. We didn't turned on
- 52:57Speaker 10: every damn thing down here. You didn't have to. I
- 53:00Speaker 10: got to blender. I didn't turn on the microwave to refrigerate.
- 53:03Speaker 10: Come man, frushing the totsy. I gotta get to work.
- 53:06Speaker 10: I needs you to lose this attitude you got. I
- 53:09Speaker 10: need you to get somebody down here to do this.
- 53:10Speaker 10: My electricity in my house worked. It worked for you
- 53:13Speaker 10: calling me. The only thing ain't work. It's not ain't at
- 53:16Speaker 10: work because I'm here doing this book playing off and off.
- 53:19Speaker 10: Get somebody in here this work of piss me off
- 53:22Speaker 10: and make me turn it all the way off. Steal
- 53:26Speaker 10: and when I get back from work still should be on.
- 53:29Speaker 10: I got one more thing I need to say to you, Quinny,
- 53:31Speaker 10: it better be the last thing. That's his nephew, Timmy
- 53:34Speaker 10: from the Steve Harby Morning Show. You just got prank
- 53:38Speaker 10: by your sister Gale Gill better be in a witness
- 53:47Speaker 10: protection program. Man, Oh, let me turn.
- 53:54Speaker 11: This what a man?
- 53:58Speaker 10: Hey man, let me add man, what is the baddest
- 54:02Speaker 10: I'm talking about the baddest radio show here the land.
- 54:05Speaker 10: That's got to be the Steve Harvey Morning Show. And Tommy,
- 54:11Speaker 10: uh you call me again.
- 54:12Speaker 15: They gonna be the show used to have Tommy on.
- 54:19Speaker 1: And there you have it.
- 54:21Speaker 2: Come on here.
- 54:24Speaker 1: Yeah that was way too much plate. Yeah that was
- 54:28Speaker 1: my mom's favorite, right.
- 54:30Speaker 9: Classic, Turn this on, Turn that on, turn that blend on.
- 54:32Speaker 9: Let me make sure this was the micro wave on.
- 54:35Speaker 9: Go in there and flush that tarlet from me.
- 54:37Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 54:38Speaker 9: See that's that Aqua Booker current right there. That's what
- 54:40Speaker 9: we're trying to we're trying to mix. I can make
- 54:46Speaker 9: you do something stupid, I sure can. But here's something
- 54:50Speaker 9: that's not so stupid. This is what you want to
- 54:51Speaker 9: be a part of. Greeks and Greats. It's a napper
- 54:54Speaker 9: of fair all right, Greeks and Grapes allR have the
- 54:56Speaker 9: line up and set. You got George Clinton in the building,
- 54:59Speaker 9: host about yours truly you Tommy. The list goes on
- 55:01Speaker 9: and on, Marcus Johnson, Enrique Holmes. We got I Stevie,
- 55:05Speaker 9: we got Molded, We got Keisha e Oh added to
- 55:08Speaker 9: the lineup, the one and only d On Cold in
- 55:11Speaker 9: the building. Ladies and jimen, did you what I said?
- 55:14Speaker 9: I said, Dion Cold in the building. It is August
- 55:18Speaker 9: seventh through the tent. Go to Greeksandgrapes dot com, hosted
- 55:23Speaker 9: by your schooler nephew. Tell me you a lot to
- 55:24Speaker 9: Adams in the building, y'all. I mean, the list goes
- 55:26Speaker 9: on and on. All Vanes lead the Napolis.
- 55:31Speaker 1: Thanks all right, than coming up next, Thank you boy,
- 55:34Speaker 1: to be profound boy. That point we're done. Strawberry letter
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- 56:20Speaker 1: for today's Strawberry Letter. And if you need advice on relationships, work, sex, parenting,
- 56:25Speaker 1: and more, please submit your Strawberry letter to stevearvfm dot
- 56:28Speaker 1: com and click submit Strawberry Letter. We could be reading
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- 56:34Speaker 1: to read this one right here, right now, and you
- 56:36Speaker 1: never know, it could be yours.
- 56:38Speaker 2: It could be yours. Buckle up and hold on type
- 56:40Speaker 2: We got it for you. Here it is Strawberry letter.
- 56:44Speaker 1: All right, neph you, thank you. Subject I don't ever
- 56:49Speaker 1: I don't want to ever go back. Subject I don't
- 56:52Speaker 1: want to ever go back. Dear Stephen Shirley, I'm a
- 56:55Speaker 1: twenty nine year old married man and I'm living with
- 56:58Speaker 1: my dad at the moment because my wife was having
- 57:01Speaker 1: an emotional affair with a man that she works with.
- 57:04Speaker 1: I found messages between them and I called the man.
- 57:07Speaker 1: He told me that he loves my wife and he
- 57:10Speaker 1: hates he didn't meet her before I did. I wrote
- 57:13Speaker 1: by the job and I thought about waiting for him
- 57:16Speaker 1: to get off work, but I realized I had too
- 57:19Speaker 1: much to lose. Instead, I moved in with my dad
- 57:22Speaker 1: and I found someone to help me get over my
- 57:25Speaker 1: wife and I do not want to ever go back home.
- 57:29Speaker 1: My dad knows how I feel about my new girl,
- 57:32Speaker 1: but he advised me to go back home because my
- 57:35Speaker 1: wife is four months pregnant. She was pregnant and texting
- 57:38Speaker 1: her coworker stuff about our marriage, and he was giving
- 57:41Speaker 1: her advice. I told my dad that she can be
- 57:44Speaker 1: with her coworker, but give me my baby when he
- 57:47Speaker 1: is born. My dad pushed me to go to counseling
- 57:50Speaker 1: and work on my marriage. I was in there thinking
- 57:52Speaker 1: about the new girl most of the time. I had
- 57:54Speaker 1: a moment of weakness during a counseling session recently, and
- 57:58Speaker 1: I told my wife and the saph pissed that I
- 58:01Speaker 1: would move back home so we can work on our marriage.
- 58:04Speaker 1: I lied, that's not what I want. I am not
- 58:07Speaker 1: thinking the grass is greener on the other side, but
- 58:09Speaker 1: I don't want to go back to that dead grass
- 58:12Speaker 1: that I married. Only issue is that she's pregnant. I
- 58:16Speaker 1: have my dad in one ear saying that I have
- 58:18Speaker 1: to go back and give it another try for the
- 58:21Speaker 1: sake of my child. And on the other hand, my
- 58:23Speaker 1: new girl is saying she'd love to help me raise
- 58:26Speaker 1: my son in a happy and loving home. All I
- 58:29Speaker 1: know is that I have committed a lot of adultery
- 58:33Speaker 1: and I love it. How terrible would it be if
- 58:36Speaker 1: I don't go back a lot in this letter? Okay,
- 58:43Speaker 1: wow and wow. For some people, even though there was
- 58:48Speaker 1: no sex involved, and emotional affair is just as bad
- 58:52Speaker 1: as a physical affair to them, mental or physical betrayal
- 58:56Speaker 1: is betrayal, period. And you're one of those people. And
- 59:00Speaker 1: no matter what your dad says, you have moved on.
- 59:04Speaker 1: You've moved on. You're in a whole relationship with another woman.
- 59:07Speaker 1: Now you do have a perfectly innocent child to think about, though,
- 59:12Speaker 1: and you got to take that into consideration. It doesn't
- 59:17Speaker 1: mean you have to go back or it doesn't mean
- 59:19Speaker 1: you have to stay married to her. Plenty of couples
- 59:22Speaker 1: are better at co parenting than they are husband and wife.
- 59:25Speaker 1: There are plenty of them. In your case, the trust
- 59:28Speaker 1: has been broken here and it's hard to go back
- 59:31Speaker 1: after that. It really is, even if there is a
- 59:34Speaker 1: child involved, and a lot of people refuse to stay
- 59:37Speaker 1: married even if there is a child involved. I say you,
- 59:40Speaker 1: guys should start working on what's best for the baby
- 59:43Speaker 1: at this point, because you've already stated you're not going back.
- 59:47Speaker 1: Child support and visitation seem to be the next steps
- 59:50Speaker 1: for you, and you need to really think about the baby.
- 59:53Speaker 1: That's the most important thing right here, right now.
- 59:56Speaker 6: Steve, Well, the key in this whole letter is don't
- 1:00:00Speaker 6: want to ever go back?
- 1:00:03Speaker 2: All right? Well, if that's the case, I mean, but
- 1:00:07Speaker 2: now here's the this is. This is a little loophole
- 1:00:10Speaker 2: in this thing with your father and what she did.
- 1:00:13Speaker 6: I'm a twenty nine year old married man and you
- 1:00:16Speaker 6: moved in with your dad because you found out that
- 1:00:18Speaker 6: your wife was having an emotional affair with a man
- 1:00:25Speaker 6: that she works with. Now, okay, bro, listen to me.
- 1:00:31Speaker 6: Are you saying that's what she admitted to or did
- 1:00:36Speaker 6: you discover this in texting because this emotional affair. So
- 1:00:42Speaker 6: now let me ask you something you say. I found
- 1:00:46Speaker 6: messages between them, and I called the man. He told
- 1:00:52Speaker 6: me that he loves my wife and he hates he
- 1:00:55Speaker 6: didn't meet her before I did. You know, man, you
- 1:00:59Speaker 6: gotta nerve dog if you think you're gonna say that
- 1:01:03Speaker 6: to me, and we're gonna be good with it. You
- 1:01:09Speaker 6: love my wife, man, you gonna get to loving somebody else.
- 1:01:12Speaker 6: And I wish I had met her before you. Okay, cool.
- 1:01:17Speaker 6: I rolled by the job, but I thought about waiting
- 1:01:19Speaker 6: for him to get off work. But I realized I
- 1:01:22Speaker 6: had too much to lose. Now that's a true statement.
- 1:01:26Speaker 6: I would have to take that stamp stance on it too,
- 1:01:29Speaker 6: because I do have too much to lose to risk
- 1:01:32Speaker 6: it or whooping this dudes behind.
- 1:01:35Speaker 2: I got that.
- 1:01:35Speaker 6: So I think, young man, you made a smart decision,
- 1:01:39Speaker 6: because this is gonna accomplish nothing except get some charges
- 1:01:43Speaker 6: pressed on you. It's premeditated. You drove down that to
- 1:01:46Speaker 6: the job. You don't know how bad this thing could get.
- 1:01:51Speaker 6: Y'all could get in a fight.
- 1:01:52Speaker 2: He accidentally slipped hit his head on the curve he passed.
- 1:01:56Speaker 2: Now you down you now you're.
- 1:01:57Speaker 6: Down here for manslaught, you know, so, yeah, it and
- 1:02:04Speaker 6: it ain't worth that.
- 1:02:05Speaker 2: It's not worth that.
- 1:02:07Speaker 6: Even though even though I do understand how you feel,
- 1:02:12Speaker 6: I can definitely relate. And but I was twenty nine,
- 1:02:17Speaker 6: I would have drove down there and waited till he
- 1:02:19Speaker 6: got off.
- 1:02:20Speaker 2: I didn't have that. When I was twenty nine, I
- 1:02:23Speaker 2: ain't had it. I got too much of loose. I
- 1:02:25Speaker 2: ain't had nothing of loose. I had none. Twenty nine
- 1:02:28Speaker 2: I had nothing.
- 1:02:29Speaker 6: So whatever, I had t shirts and I'd have lost
- 1:02:33Speaker 6: that because I'd have warmed him when he came downstairs.
- 1:02:39Speaker 6: When we come back, man, I share with you the
- 1:02:41Speaker 6: actual letter and what I think you should do.
- 1:02:44Speaker 2: And but this is looking.
- 1:02:46Speaker 6: Pretty dark though, yeah, because I personally think it's more
- 1:02:50Speaker 6: than emotional affair.
- 1:02:52Speaker 1: Be personally okay, all right, see, we'll have part two
- 1:02:58Speaker 1: of your response coming up at twenty three minutes after
- 1:03:01Speaker 1: the hour. Today's Strawberry Letter subject I don't want to
- 1:03:05Speaker 1: ever go back. We'll get back into it right after this.
- 1:03:10Speaker 1: You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show.
- 1:03:17Speaker 6: Get into the Hyundai Getaway sales event and get away
- 1:03:21Speaker 6: with the deal. So right, it almost feels wrong right now,
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- 1:03:37Speaker 6: five or Ionic six.
- 1:03:39Speaker 9: Get down to your local Hondai dealer and get away
- 1:03:42Speaker 9: with a great deal only during the Hondai Getaway Sale event.
- 1:03:45Speaker 9: Visit HYUNDAIUSA dot com for details.
- 1:03:48Speaker 1: All right, come on, Steve, Let's recap today's strawberry letter.
- 1:03:51Speaker 1: The subject is I don't want to ever go back.
- 1:03:55Speaker 6: Well, let's stir about this twenty nine year old married
- 1:03:57Speaker 6: man and he's had to move in with his dad.
- 1:04:00Speaker 6: He found out his wife was having any emotional affair
- 1:04:03Speaker 6: with a man that she works with.
- 1:04:05Speaker 2: He found some messages and then he.
- 1:04:07Speaker 6: Called a man. The man told him he loves my
- 1:04:10Speaker 6: wife and he hates it and meet her before I did.
- 1:04:13Speaker 6: That's a lot of guts. So the man did what
- 1:04:16Speaker 6: most men would do. I rode by the job, and
- 1:04:19Speaker 6: I thought about waiting for him to get off, but
- 1:04:21Speaker 6: I realized I had too much to loose.
- 1:04:23Speaker 2: Every man can understand what he's said right here.
- 1:04:26Speaker 6: I do applaud the young man for practicing restraint, because
- 1:04:29Speaker 6: something could have happened. Really, this thing could have went sideways, and.
- 1:04:33Speaker 2: You know, you could wind up in prison. So all right, bruh,
- 1:04:37Speaker 2: and it ain't worth that.
- 1:04:39Speaker 6: So instead I moved in with my dad and I
- 1:04:42Speaker 6: found someone to help me get over my wife. I
- 1:04:44Speaker 6: have told women this over and over and over. Men,
- 1:04:49Speaker 6: get over losing you with another you. I have said
- 1:04:53Speaker 6: this a thousand times on this show. So he found somebody,
- 1:04:58Speaker 6: and your dad knows how he feel.
- 1:05:00Speaker 2: It was about his new girl.
- 1:05:01Speaker 6: But he advised me to go back home because my
- 1:05:04Speaker 6: wife is foremost pregnant.
- 1:05:07Speaker 2: Well, you know.
- 1:05:09Speaker 6: You asked, you asked for Okay, she's foremost pregnant. Okay,
- 1:05:16Speaker 6: But but wasn't she foremost pregnant while she was doing
- 1:05:19Speaker 6: this what you call emotional cheating?
- 1:05:24Speaker 2: She was pregnant too.
- 1:05:26Speaker 6: Now, I told my dad she can be with her coworker,
- 1:05:29Speaker 6: but give me my baby when he is born. Boy boy,
- 1:05:33Speaker 6: listen to me, that that's not fitna happen. That ain't nobody.
- 1:05:38Speaker 6: Ain't nobody gonna take the baby from a mother because
- 1:05:42Speaker 6: she had an emotional little fan while y'all was man son, sir, listen, man,
- 1:05:48Speaker 6: let's take this off the table, Okay, I told my
- 1:05:51Speaker 6: dad that he can be with the man, and you
- 1:05:54Speaker 6: know she could be with her coworker, But give me
- 1:05:57Speaker 6: my baby when he's born.
- 1:05:58Speaker 2: Brother brother at my baby stuff.
- 1:06:01Speaker 6: You do understand she's manufacturing this child right now, the
- 1:06:07Speaker 6: mother has deals.
- 1:06:08Speaker 2: Get this notion out of your head. Give me my baby.
- 1:06:11Speaker 6: My dad pushed me to go to counseling and work
- 1:06:14Speaker 6: on my marriage. I was in there thinking about my
- 1:06:16Speaker 6: new girl most of the time. I had a moment
- 1:06:18Speaker 6: of weakness as I told the counselor I was ready
- 1:06:20Speaker 6: to go back. I told my wife therapist, I moved
- 1:06:23Speaker 6: back home so we could work.
- 1:06:24Speaker 2: On our marriage. I lie. Well, let me ask you something.
- 1:06:27Speaker 6: While y'all been going to therapy and working on your marriage,
- 1:06:31Speaker 6: is she still talking to the coworker. Is she still
- 1:06:34Speaker 6: going to work because you Lyne And she could be
- 1:06:38Speaker 6: lying too, because as she begged you to come back home,
- 1:06:41Speaker 6: as she asked you for forgiveness, I'm not reading that
- 1:06:44Speaker 6: in this letter.
- 1:06:45Speaker 2: But I don't want to go back now.
- 1:06:48Speaker 6: I'm not saying that I think the grass is green
- 1:06:50Speaker 6: on the other side, but I don't want to go
- 1:06:52Speaker 6: back to the dead grass that I'm married. WHOA wow,
- 1:06:57Speaker 6: young fella, I gotta give you something on that one,
- 1:07:00Speaker 6: because I ain't heard that one before. I dodn'et climb
- 1:07:05Speaker 6: the fist to a whole lot of times. I wish
- 1:07:09Speaker 6: I could have used that in court on my last one.
- 1:07:11Speaker 2: I wish I had known that one. Now it is.
- 1:07:16Speaker 6: It is when you talk about leaving somebody, I'm an expert,
- 1:07:20Speaker 6: expert to hell someome dollarge. The only issue is that
- 1:07:23Speaker 6: she's pregnant. I got my dad in one, he saying
- 1:07:26Speaker 6: I have to go back and give another try for
- 1:07:28Speaker 6: the sake of my child. On the other hand, my
- 1:07:31Speaker 6: new girl is saying she would love to help me
- 1:07:33Speaker 6: raise my son in a happy, loving home.
- 1:07:37Speaker 2: She crazy too, You crazy if.
- 1:07:40Speaker 6: You think this woman is fit to give you you
- 1:07:42Speaker 6: old baby as you put it, and for this girl
- 1:07:45Speaker 6: to tell you she'll be more than happy to raise
- 1:07:49Speaker 6: your son in a happy and loving home. Boy, bye,
- 1:07:55Speaker 6: let let's scrap that idea. Let's get that off the table,
- 1:07:59Speaker 6: because the woman your wife, has done nothing whether the
- 1:08:03Speaker 6: court's gonna remove that child.
- 1:08:04Speaker 2: So let's you so far from this man.
- 1:08:09Speaker 6: Now. All I know is that I have committed a
- 1:08:12Speaker 6: lot of adultery and I love it. Boy, bull. Listen
- 1:08:20Speaker 6: to me. This is the first class ticket to hell.
- 1:08:24Speaker 6: You can't to say the statement you want to make.
- 1:08:28Speaker 6: All I know is I've committed a lot of adultery
- 1:08:31Speaker 6: and I love it. I know, son, I know, I know,
- 1:08:35Speaker 6: I know what you're saying. But don't say that no more.
- 1:08:41Speaker 6: Don't say that no more. That's one of the commandments, homie.
- 1:08:46Speaker 6: That ain't the one you need to be bragging about it.
- 1:08:49Speaker 6: That's there's ten commandments.
- 1:08:51Speaker 2: It's ten.
- 1:08:53Speaker 6: You the locked in on one and I love it.
- 1:08:56Speaker 6: Hold up, dog, just pull up on that a little bit. Okay,
- 1:09:01Speaker 6: How terrible would it be if I don't go back?
- 1:09:04Speaker 2: It's going to be terrible.
- 1:09:05Speaker 6: If you don't go back, the child won't get to
- 1:09:08Speaker 6: grow up in a family with the trust being broken.
- 1:09:13Speaker 6: How is the love holding up? See, that's the only
- 1:09:17Speaker 6: question and only you can answer that. Women are asked
- 1:09:20Speaker 6: to forgive me all the time. It's not normally where
- 1:09:25Speaker 6: we have to forgive the woman. When women do stuff
- 1:09:28Speaker 6: like that, it's for a reason. In the counseling sessions, have.
- 1:09:32Speaker 2: You all talked about the reasons that made her do it?
- 1:09:36Speaker 2: Was she empty somewhere?
- 1:09:38Speaker 6: The child would be without a two family home, which
- 1:09:41Speaker 6: is important today, so you can.
- 1:09:43Speaker 2: Work it out. Work it out. If it was Jesse emotional,
- 1:09:46Speaker 2: then find out what she's lacking and fulfill the needs
- 1:09:48Speaker 2: and do your job.
- 1:09:49Speaker 1: You can comment on today's Strawberry Letter on Instagram and Yeah,
- 1:10:02Speaker 1: also check out the Strawberry Letter podcast on the free
- 1:10:05Speaker 1: iHeartRadio app. No coming up next to Junior and Sports Talk.
- 1:10:09Speaker 1: Right after this, you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
- 1:10:15Speaker 6: Get into the Hyundai Getaway Sales event and get away
- 1:10:19Speaker 6: with the deals so right it almost feels wrong right now.
- 1:10:22Speaker 6: Get huge savings on our popular models, including our venture
- 1:10:26Speaker 6: ready SUV's like the Hondai Santa Fe, or go all
- 1:10:30Speaker 6: electric with America's most awarded EV lineup like the Ionic
- 1:10:35Speaker 6: five or Ionic six.
- 1:10:37Speaker 9: Get down to your local Hondai dealer and get away
- 1:10:39Speaker 9: with a great deal only during the Hondai Getaway Sale event.
- 1:10:42Speaker 9: Visit Hondai USA dot com for details.
- 1:10:45Speaker 1: It is now time for Junior and Sports Talk. How
- 1:10:49Speaker 1: you doing, Junior? Your birthday is today?
- 1:10:52Speaker 10: Yes?
- 1:10:52Speaker 3: You know?
- 1:10:52Speaker 11: Surely?
- 1:10:53Speaker 8: About in about forty five minutes. I bet the arrival
- 1:10:56Speaker 8: at nine to nineteen am. That's when I got here.
- 1:10:59Speaker 8: Oh yeah, I'll be arrived at a minute, here we go.
- 1:11:06Speaker 8: I don't know if y'all saw this, but the Espie's
- 1:11:08Speaker 8: were on the other night. Did anybody catch the Espies.
- 1:11:11Speaker 8: You have got to go back. You've got to go
- 1:11:13Speaker 8: back to the Espie Shane Gillis was the host, and
- 1:11:16Speaker 8: his monologue was a little aggressive.
- 1:11:21Speaker 2: Yeah, it was.
- 1:11:23Speaker 10: Gi.
- 1:11:23Speaker 2: Yeah, he just was a little aggressive.
- 1:11:25Speaker 13: Man.
- 1:11:26Speaker 8: One of the jokes I didn't he says, uh, you know,
- 1:11:28Speaker 8: him and Kaitlyn Cark are both from the Midwest. And
- 1:11:31Speaker 8: then when Kaitlyn Clark retires, she's gonna get a job
- 1:11:34Speaker 8: at the waffle house so she can fight black women. Okay, Shane,
- 1:11:38Speaker 8: that's that's hey wait a minute, wait minute, that's not
- 1:11:43Speaker 8: a you know.
- 1:11:45Speaker 1: Man, that was so yeah.
- 1:11:47Speaker 8: Because you think that, No, everybody's like, ugh, you know,
- 1:11:54Speaker 8: because you don't really want to throw that out there.
- 1:11:57Speaker 8: You don't know Brenda and Sheryl and Linda down at
- 1:11:59Speaker 8: the Basketball Player.
- 1:12:03Speaker 2: Yeah, man, you wanted just one m v.
- 1:12:05Speaker 8: P man the very he hosted. I don't know, uncle,
- 1:12:10Speaker 8: That's why I said, we gotta go back.
- 1:12:11Speaker 1: We're gonna have to talk.
- 1:12:12Speaker 2: I've seen him talk a few times. Why is he hosted?
- 1:12:17Speaker 2: I keep telling y'all, man, hosting is a skill set.
- 1:12:21Speaker 1: Yeah, but when they call you pick up.
- 1:12:24Speaker 2: Yeah, but bro, you.
- 1:12:26Speaker 6: Can't let me tell you something. If you don't do
- 1:12:28Speaker 6: jokes and jokes, hey you what you do? This ain't
- 1:12:30Speaker 6: the time to try it on national TV. Somebody somebody
- 1:12:36Speaker 6: wrote that Jo.
- 1:12:38Speaker 1: Is a comedian, but he is he is.
- 1:12:41Speaker 2: That's wait a minute, you have to shame.
- 1:12:43Speaker 6: Oh you're not talking about the basketball player. No no, no, no, no,
- 1:12:47Speaker 6: his name is Oh I just if thet you're talking
- 1:12:50Speaker 6: about s A g No no, no.
- 1:12:52Speaker 10: No, no no.
- 1:12:53Speaker 1: This guy here is a comedian. His name is Shane
- 1:12:55Speaker 1: Gillis you know him?
- 1:12:57Speaker 6: Yeah, I said, you got but oh yeah, yeah, I
- 1:13:01Speaker 6: thought you was talking about the basketball player.
- 1:13:03Speaker 2: No no, no, he did win atracted everything I see. Yeah, no,
- 1:13:10Speaker 2: he won.
- 1:13:10Speaker 8: He won Best Male Athlete, Simone Biles got two Espeas
- 1:13:14Speaker 8: for Championship Performance and Best Female Athletes. So that's the
- 1:13:18Speaker 8: good highlights of the Espiast. But that that monologue was
- 1:13:23Speaker 8: really rough. That was hard.
- 1:13:26Speaker 1: I think that was one of the jokes.
- 1:13:27Speaker 8: The other one was about Dion Sanders son shardor Sanders
- 1:13:31Speaker 8: said his jersey got retired because of nepty it wasn't
- 1:13:33Speaker 8: because of nepotism, because he went thirteen and twelve at
- 1:13:36Speaker 8: Colorado and that's why they retired his jersey and almost
- 1:13:40Speaker 8: won the Alimo Bowl. I mean, just really just nonsense
- 1:13:43Speaker 8: because when he before he even got there, before shore
- 1:13:46Speaker 8: Go got there, there was only one in the living.
- 1:13:49Speaker 1: All right, thank you. Birthday boy. Coming up at the
- 1:13:51Speaker 1: top of the hour, a dad needs some advice Steve
- 1:13:54Speaker 1: on how to protect his young son from heartbreak. We'll
- 1:13:57Speaker 1: get into that right after this to the Steve Harvey
- 1:14:01Speaker 1: Morning Show. This is from Bracy and Chesapeake. Bracy says,
- 1:14:09Speaker 1: my son has been dating a really sweet girl for
- 1:14:12Speaker 1: almost a year. They're both twenty two, and they're inseparable.
- 1:14:16Speaker 1: He told me that he wants to marry her, but
- 1:14:18Speaker 1: there's something she needs to know about him. He's always
- 1:14:22Speaker 1: been very athletic, and he's got the muscles and a
- 1:14:25Speaker 1: six pack. What his girlfriend does not know is that
- 1:14:28Speaker 1: he has a learning disability that he covers up with jokes.
- 1:14:32Speaker 2: Wow.
- 1:14:33Speaker 1: Okay, this is his first real girlfriend and he said
- 1:14:37Speaker 1: he loves her, so I told him that he should
- 1:14:39Speaker 1: tell her he was in special classes. I've always protected
- 1:14:43Speaker 1: him from being teased, but I cannot shield him from heartbreak?
- 1:14:47Speaker 1: Should I make him? Tell her? What's up?
- 1:14:50Speaker 2: Boy? How fine is this boy? Right?
- 1:14:54Speaker 1: They are muscles, very athletical.
- 1:14:57Speaker 2: Musco six pack. I wouldn't tell him nothing to.
- 1:15:04Speaker 1: What you wouldn't tell her?
- 1:15:06Speaker 11: Hell?
- 1:15:07Speaker 6: Well, okay, oh oh oh wait, oh okay, okay, what's
- 1:15:11Speaker 6: wrong with him?
- 1:15:11Speaker 2: So I don't get in?
- 1:15:12Speaker 1: No, we got a learning disability? Any coming?
- 1:15:15Speaker 2: Okay, Well she might have one too if she don't
- 1:15:18Speaker 2: think nothing wrong with him? She might have one too.
- 1:15:22Speaker 1: He was in special classes.
- 1:15:24Speaker 2: She could have been too.
- 1:15:25Speaker 1: Okay, see we heard you were you weren't you? Weren't
- 1:15:30Speaker 1: you in special classes? At one time?
- 1:15:31Speaker 6: You told us I was in special class. I was
- 1:15:33Speaker 6: special ad for four and a half weeks. The greatest
- 1:15:38Speaker 6: school experience I ever had.
- 1:15:41Speaker 1: What do you mean?
- 1:15:43Speaker 2: Y won't even understand?
- 1:15:44Speaker 11: Man?
- 1:15:44Speaker 2: I didn't have to. I knew everything. He was passing
- 1:15:47Speaker 2: with flags. Why I went in there and sat on
- 1:15:49Speaker 2: the front rock, kept my hand up. I got it,
- 1:15:52Speaker 2: I know, Yeah, little Stevie eight.
- 1:15:57Speaker 1: Four plus four is eight.
- 1:16:01Speaker 6: Spelling beat contest straight astra. I had all gold stars
- 1:16:05Speaker 6: and lady said, something that's been wrong now here. She
- 1:16:07Speaker 6: took me down to the principal's office.
- 1:16:09Speaker 1: Said he was a genius.
- 1:16:13Speaker 6: You said, dog, pop quiz a hundred a hundred, You
- 1:16:21Speaker 6: couldn't have brother. I was looking at these other kids
- 1:16:24Speaker 6: trying to figure out, this is crazy. I ain't person
- 1:16:28Speaker 6: inad boy, I said, boy, I have really imported.
- 1:16:32Speaker 2: Over the summer.
- 1:16:34Speaker 6: And so the front roll caller just waving my head, Yes,
- 1:16:42Speaker 6: little Stevie twelve. So but the only thing was we
- 1:16:50Speaker 6: stayed in that same room all day. I ain't understand,
- 1:16:53Speaker 6: I said, man, same teacher. Our recess was in the class.
- 1:16:58Speaker 10: Wow.
- 1:16:59Speaker 1: Wow, Yeah it was hard at fourth.
- 1:17:02Speaker 6: Grade too, Man, I ain't understand. Now I'm sitting there going,
- 1:17:05Speaker 6: why is we taking naps? What's happening here?
- 1:17:11Speaker 10: Na?
- 1:17:11Speaker 2: Time and men and all? She took me down to the.
- 1:17:16Speaker 1: Well.
- 1:17:16Speaker 2: I'm just saying he got to tell her that he
- 1:17:20Speaker 2: got a learning disability, but he might not have to.
- 1:17:23Speaker 2: She might not care.
- 1:17:26Speaker 1: Well, they're inseparable, he does say that, and they've been
- 1:17:28Speaker 1: together almost a year almost, So what is.
- 1:17:31Speaker 2: He gonna tell her? I was in special air when
- 1:17:33Speaker 2: I was growing up. What is he gonna tell her?
- 1:17:36Speaker 1: Yeah, so you're saying maybe the father's holding him back.
- 1:17:39Speaker 2: By I told the whole Radio Nation I was in specially.
- 1:17:43Speaker 2: It ain't bothered me at all. I told that stirr
- 1:17:47Speaker 2: Own family few one day.
- 1:17:49Speaker 6: Yeah, straight age broke my heart when she took me
- 1:17:53Speaker 6: to the principal's office, said I think he's been misclassified.
- 1:17:56Speaker 6: They pulled my files under said why is he in
- 1:17:58Speaker 6: your class? He's supposed to be in Miss Blander's class.
- 1:18:01Speaker 1: I went, oh, Miss Blandon.
- 1:18:04Speaker 2: Smart, I was.
- 1:18:06Speaker 6: Looking at was just standing there, little big little boy.
- 1:18:08Speaker 6: She said, tomorrow you report to Miss Blandis class. I
- 1:18:12Speaker 6: walked into the regular class. Here came big lips, what's up?
- 1:18:18Speaker 2: See you back?
- 1:18:20Speaker 1: And isn't miss Blandon the one that told you you
- 1:18:22Speaker 1: never would make it or something?
- 1:18:25Speaker 10: Yeah?
- 1:18:26Speaker 2: Yeah, I knew where she got it for this the show.
- 1:18:31Speaker 2: Don't look like I was gonna make it.
- 1:18:36Speaker 1: All right, You're gonna make her one day, Steve, don't worry.
- 1:18:40Speaker 1: Prove Miss Blandon wrong.
- 1:18:42Speaker 10: Yeah.
- 1:18:43Speaker 1: Coming up in twenty minutes after the hour, we'll have
- 1:18:45Speaker 1: more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Right after this.
- 1:18:48Speaker 1: You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, Dave,
- 1:18:55Speaker 1: we need a drum roll here, please, ladies and gentlemen.
- 1:19:01Speaker 1: This year's Emmy Award nominations are in and we have
- 1:19:04Speaker 1: to congratulate our fearless leader, mister Steve Harvey for being
- 1:19:09Speaker 1: nominated for Best Game Show Host and Outstanding Game Show
- 1:19:13Speaker 1: for Celebrity Family Feud. Congratulations, Steve, hit it off? Another vote?
- 1:19:21Speaker 2: Yes, here's another one.
- 1:19:24Speaker 10: You know.
- 1:19:25Speaker 2: I'd like to thank everyone out there who nominated me.
- 1:19:29Speaker 2: That don't mean out on won, but just to be
- 1:19:32Speaker 2: thought of as a wonderful consideration.
- 1:19:35Speaker 11: Yeah.
- 1:19:35Speaker 6: I like to thank my haters who are sitting in
- 1:19:38Speaker 6: the wings waiting and hoping I don't win. Thank you,
- 1:19:43Speaker 6: because win or lose, I'm in the arena and I'm
- 1:19:46Speaker 6: actually involved in the fight.
- 1:19:48Speaker 1: That's right. That's right. And Steve, there's more.
- 1:19:51Speaker 10: Doesn't matter.
- 1:19:51Speaker 2: Been whining to fight, but you do have to fight
- 1:19:54Speaker 2: to fight.
- 1:19:55Speaker 1: Oh yeah, gotta fight. We're also congratulating you, Steve, for
- 1:19:58Speaker 1: an outstanding sea in premiere of Celebrity Family Feud last Thursday.
- 1:20:03Speaker 1: Now get this, the season debuted with record breaking ratings
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- 1:20:31Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show coming up at thirty three minutes after
- 1:20:34Speaker 1: the hour, we'll play a game of would you rather?
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- 1:21:15Speaker 1: It's time now for a round of would you rather?
- 1:21:18Speaker 1: Would you rather an hour on stage? Comedians? Would you
- 1:21:22Speaker 1: rather an hour on stage with no laughs? Or would
- 1:21:26Speaker 1: you rather an hour on stage with a Heckler?
- 1:21:30Speaker 2: Yeah? B at Heckler. Yeah, I'm gonna get all the
- 1:21:36Speaker 2: last the whole. He give us an he bought it.
- 1:21:42Speaker 2: He bought a great ticket that night.
- 1:21:47Speaker 1: All right. Would you rather when you were a kid,
- 1:21:49Speaker 1: would you rather the snowed cone truck come through or
- 1:21:54Speaker 1: the ice cream truck? Which one?
- 1:21:56Speaker 2: Whichever one would operating?
- 1:21:59Speaker 11: Ice?
- 1:22:04Speaker 2: All right?
- 1:22:04Speaker 1: Ice cream?
- 1:22:05Speaker 9: All right?
- 1:22:05Speaker 1: Would you rather a car with no headlights or a
- 1:22:08Speaker 1: car that won't go in reverse?
- 1:22:11Speaker 5: Oh?
- 1:22:12Speaker 3: I don't know.
- 1:22:14Speaker 2: I can't. I got to bed to do what I'm
- 1:22:16Speaker 2: gonna do at night. So now we got the building. Yeah,
- 1:22:19Speaker 2: we need the head I just talk on the street
- 1:22:22Speaker 2: a lot.
- 1:22:24Speaker 1: That around. You can't you can't go in reverse. I
- 1:22:28Speaker 1: can't put in your driveway.
- 1:22:31Speaker 6: I'm gonna take that car with no headlights and when
- 1:22:33Speaker 6: it get dogs, just take my stupid behind to the house. Boy,
- 1:22:39Speaker 6: you know how much stuff can go wrong when you
- 1:22:41Speaker 6: ain't got no reverse. I had a partner and they
- 1:22:44Speaker 6: had a sixty two of Saber didn't have reverse on it. Boy,
- 1:22:48Speaker 6: we be in some ignorant positions and we were young too.
- 1:22:54Speaker 6: Now now he got to put it in neutral. We
- 1:22:56Speaker 6: got to get out and push it back. Hey we
- 1:23:02Speaker 6: we okay, okay, Like one time we parked in front
- 1:23:05Speaker 6: of this shop. We was messing around in college. Somebody
- 1:23:10Speaker 6: parked in front of us and the back of him
- 1:23:12Speaker 6: now we now it looks now we parallel parked, but
- 1:23:15Speaker 6: he ain't got no reverse. So now to get out,
- 1:23:19Speaker 6: he got to put the car neutral, but we gotta
- 1:23:21Speaker 6: push him back. He cut the wheel. Then we gotta
- 1:23:24Speaker 6: get behind the car push him forward. Then we had
- 1:23:28Speaker 6: to go in front of the car push him back
- 1:23:29Speaker 6: until he can get out of the parallelspy.
- 1:23:36Speaker 1: So no headline for you and I. It was so hard.
- 1:23:41Speaker 6: My toes blew through the front of these little cheap
- 1:23:44Speaker 6: shoes I had. Man, I went straight through the front
- 1:23:49Speaker 6: of them shoes.
- 1:23:53Speaker 1: Would you rather work at a daycare? Or would you
- 1:23:56Speaker 1: rather work at a prison? Kids are criminals, basically.
- 1:24:00Speaker 2: Prison jail for not being is it nobody? None of that? Okay?
- 1:24:08Speaker 2: All right?
- 1:24:09Speaker 1: Would you rather get a hall pass?
- 1:24:11Speaker 2: I'm gonna go to prison if you put me at
- 1:24:12Speaker 2: the daycare because I'm not.
- 1:24:14Speaker 1: I don't.
- 1:24:15Speaker 2: I don't have no kids, just beauty and kids. Here,
- 1:24:18Speaker 2: shut Joe.
- 1:24:24Speaker 1: That's today, brother, Thank you guys coming up. It is
- 1:24:30Speaker 1: our last break of the day, and we'll close out
- 1:24:33Speaker 1: the show on today Junior's birthday. Right after this, you're
- 1:24:37Speaker 1: listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
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- 1:25:14Speaker 1: All right, guys, here we are last break of the
- 1:25:16Speaker 1: day of the week on this Friday. Steve got some
- 1:25:20Speaker 1: encouraging words for it. She got something for us. Oh
- 1:25:23Speaker 1: we gotta say happy birthday to Junior too.
- 1:25:27Speaker 2: Birthday.
- 1:25:28Speaker 1: Yeah, thank you Tommy, thank you, Carl. Have a great weekend.
- 1:25:30Speaker 2: Thanks.
- 1:25:31Speaker 1: Happy birthday Junior. One time doing a birthday.
- 1:25:34Speaker 8: What's gonna happen today? My wife didn't tell me. She
- 1:25:39Speaker 8: just told me to be dressed by seven pm.
- 1:25:40Speaker 2: That's how I know. That's it. M that's it.
- 1:25:43Speaker 1: That's I feel like y'all probably gonna be the ancient y'ach.
- 1:25:48Speaker 1: The prize surprised me.
- 1:25:49Speaker 2: Y'all probably gonna be the anchel.
- 1:25:52Speaker 1: We can't tell you ain't no tailor.
- 1:25:56Speaker 2: I don't know. I want my baby by here at Chili.
- 1:26:04Speaker 1: It's gonna be a great night, Junior.
- 1:26:07Speaker 2: To get ready.
- 1:26:08Speaker 1: Yeah, that's gonna be our gift to you. Gift cards
- 1:26:10Speaker 1: to Chili.
- 1:26:11Speaker 2: You're gonna be.
- 1:26:11Speaker 1: Wait hey, shit them up.
- 1:26:13Speaker 2: I think I'm playing.
- 1:26:15Speaker 1: I'll get everything nice. Junior, Happy birthday.
- 1:26:21Speaker 2: Thank you so much. Yeah, you know it's your birthday.
- 1:26:25Speaker 10: Yeah.
- 1:26:26Speaker 2: In honor of it being your birthday, I've written you
- 1:26:29Speaker 2: a poem. Oh what what you know?
- 1:26:34Speaker 10: Man?
- 1:26:34Speaker 6: You do so much for others with your poems, and
- 1:26:38Speaker 6: they mean so much and they hit so many notes
- 1:26:41Speaker 6: and everything.
- 1:26:43Speaker 2: Wrote poems for women, you know, you write poems for feelings.
- 1:26:48Speaker 2: I thought i'd write one for you, JR.
- 1:26:51Speaker 1: What so nice?
- 1:26:52Speaker 7: So nice?
- 1:26:55Speaker 6: So in honor of JR, I am going to be
- 1:26:59Speaker 6: to day jay Rap himself. Jay Rap is Junior's poem name.
- 1:27:06Speaker 6: It's an acronym. Jay Rap stands for Junior's ragged poem.
- 1:27:12Speaker 2: I love it so I will be holding on to
- 1:27:16Speaker 2: the theme writing you are raggedy poet, and here.
- 1:27:22Speaker 15: It is this.
- 1:27:24Speaker 2: The title of this poem is m h It's Junior birthday.
- 1:27:31Speaker 2: Go deep. The aim of this going is It's junior birthday.
- 1:27:42Speaker 2: Hope you enjoy it today.
- 1:27:45Speaker 6: It's Junior's birthday and I've been told by Monica it
- 1:27:50Speaker 6: needs a poem, So here we go, and here it is.
- 1:27:56Speaker 2: I'm gonna tell you what's been going on.
- 1:27:59Speaker 6: The doctor said he would not make it past eleven,
- 1:28:04Speaker 6: but he proved them all wrong because clearly we can
- 1:28:07Speaker 6: see he ain't in heaven. Now that don't mean he
- 1:28:13Speaker 6: ain't been catching hell because I'd have spoke to him
- 1:28:16Speaker 6: in the hospital and heard his quiet yells. He missed
- 1:28:24Speaker 6: work a lot because he got them crisis. Well, but
- 1:28:29Speaker 6: at least you legal, you ain't got to worry about isis?
- 1:28:35Speaker 2: What don't Jorge?
- 1:28:40Speaker 1: Was my point.
- 1:28:44Speaker 6: That we are glad to see you still here in
- 1:28:49Speaker 6: spite of all your crying and winces, and for your birthday,
- 1:28:54Speaker 6: we're gonna all pitch in some money towards some new fencing.
- 1:29:04Speaker 1: Make it work, Steve. I love it.
- 1:29:07Speaker 2: Happy birthday, Junior. At least you ain't sick be Ian.
- 1:29:21Speaker 2: At least you legal, you ain't got to.
- 1:29:22Speaker 1: Worry about iceis yeah, and it's ice not iceis?
- 1:29:28Speaker 10: I know?
- 1:29:29Speaker 6: Got a ride with christis just a record poem to
- 1:29:31Speaker 6: say I gotta be factual.
- 1:29:34Speaker 1: Man, you did that.
- 1:29:35Speaker 6: He missed a lot of work because he has them crisis.
- 1:29:38Speaker 6: But at least you legal see that what you love
- 1:29:43Speaker 6: was in this poem. It was some great moments in here.
- 1:29:45Speaker 10: You know.
- 1:29:46Speaker 6: Doctor said he wouldn't make it past eleven, but he
- 1:29:49Speaker 6: fooled them all.
- 1:29:50Speaker 2: Y'all can see he ain't in heaven.
- 1:29:52Speaker 10: I like it.
- 1:29:53Speaker 2: I like him classic.
- 1:29:55Speaker 1: You what classic? Then?
- 1:29:58Speaker 2: Are encouraged him? That don't mean you ain't been catching hell.
- 1:30:04Speaker 1: Okay, I see what you did there.
- 1:30:05Speaker 6: Because I have spoke to him in the hospital and
- 1:30:09Speaker 6: heard his quiet yells. Se I wanted to I wanted
- 1:30:19Speaker 6: to put the emotion into this poem.
- 1:30:24Speaker 1: You felt that, jor you felt it felt that you
- 1:30:26Speaker 1: did that? That quite yell.
- 1:30:29Speaker 8: That's true, he said, Are you doing.
- 1:30:33Speaker 11: Yeah?
- 1:30:35Speaker 5: Despite all that, we are all glad you're still here
- 1:30:39Speaker 5: in spite of your cringing and your winson that comes
- 1:30:44Speaker 5: from the poem in Victis, I have not winced nor
- 1:30:48Speaker 5: cried aloud.
- 1:30:50Speaker 1: Wow.
- 1:30:51Speaker 2: Well, I mean you're still here in spite of all
- 1:30:53Speaker 2: your cringing and winces. And for your birthday, we're gonna
- 1:30:57Speaker 2: put you here some money towards you, some.
- 1:30:59Speaker 1: New and that's real. So you feel threatened out that
- 1:31:06Speaker 1: since Steve did such a great job because you're out
- 1:31:09Speaker 1: of this.
- 1:31:09Speaker 8: But he did it, and the style is supposed to
- 1:31:11Speaker 8: be in He nailed it. Jay rap style, that was
- 1:31:15Speaker 8: its style.
- 1:31:17Speaker 2: Yes, it's a style. It's a jay. It's a stylist,
- 1:31:20Speaker 2: just a ragged.
- 1:31:22Speaker 1: It's a gift, is what it is. It is a talent.
- 1:31:24Speaker 2: And to touch him emotionally the way the point did.
- 1:31:28Speaker 1: That's right, that's right, and then with a lot of love.
- 1:31:32Speaker 6: The doctor said he wasn't gonna be here past eleven,
- 1:31:35Speaker 6: but we're sitting here looking at him.
- 1:31:36Speaker 2: Clearly he ain't even.
- 1:31:37Speaker 6: He ain't in here, throws it out with but you
- 1:31:42Speaker 6: can see that don't mean he ain't been catching hair.
- 1:31:48Speaker 1: Yes it does.
- 1:31:49Speaker 6: Farewell, y'all have a great day today, Junior's birthday, her birthday.
- 1:31:53Speaker 2: Boy, y'all talk to God today. He loved you. Hear
- 1:31:56Speaker 2: from you.
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