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Christmas Lights Expiration, Would You Rather, Resolutions, Tell-All Book About You, and more! - 01.03.25 · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Today show is pre recorded.
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  Speaker 2: Y'all know what time. Y'all don't know y'all.
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  Speaker 3: At all at all.
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  Speaker 4: So give them.
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  Speaker 3: A bu boozy.
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  Speaker 1: Ya listening to.
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  Speaker 5: Joy?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: Joy, you got to do that.
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  Speaker 5: Love origin.
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  Speaker 3: You got turn. I can't.
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  Speaker 7: Go to turn the mouth turn You probably got to
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  Speaker 7: turn the mouth turn.
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  Speaker 3: Mouth turn a w the monica wouldn't come.
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  Speaker 2: Come on, you'll think that, Uh huh, I sure will.
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  Speaker 2: Good morning everybody.
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  Speaker 8: You're listening to the voice, Come on dig me now,
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  Speaker 8: one and only Steve Harvey got a radio show. Well,
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  Speaker 8: nothing changes about that. Nothing changes about that.
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  Speaker 6: Man.
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  Speaker 8: I was just getting ready to come on the air
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  Speaker 8: this morning. I was just thinking, man, I was just
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  Speaker 8: having a reflective moment of just how really good God
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  Speaker 8: has been to me. I just it's it's it's man.
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  Speaker 8: Let me just say that again, how really good God
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  Speaker 8: has been to me. And here's a cold part. In
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  Speaker 8: spite of myself, you understand, in spite of all my shortcomings,
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  Speaker 8: in spite of all of my flaws.
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  Speaker 2: And and and and in.
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  Speaker 8: Spite of all of what anybody has said about me, God, God,
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  Speaker 8: through his grace and mercy, just keeps me anyway. So
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  Speaker 8: many of us are exceptional people, but we refuse to
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  Speaker 8: just go ahead and be exceptional. We settle for the ordinary,
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  Speaker 8: We follow the pack, We try.
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  Speaker 2: To fit in.
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  Speaker 8: Man, oh man, oh man, You know, I've heard my
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  Speaker 8: wife say this to my children all the time. When
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  Speaker 8: she's scolding him or talking to him. She'd be talking
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  Speaker 8: to him about leadership. You know, why are you following
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  Speaker 8: everybody when God clearly made you to lead? So many
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  Speaker 8: of us are born, and so many of you are
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  Speaker 8: born to be exceptional people, but we always trying to
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  Speaker 8: follow the pack. Why would you try to fit in?
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  Speaker 8: Why would you try to be like everybody else be ordinary?
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  Speaker 8: Why would you follow the pack? When God is created
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  Speaker 8: you to be exceptional? The key word in exceptional is
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  Speaker 8: except you. Ever you ever dine this right here? You know,
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  Speaker 8: everybody did that accept me. Everybody felt that way except me.
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  Speaker 8: Everybody said that except me. Everybody won't wanted that accept me.
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  Speaker 8: Everybody went over there except me. Everybody jumped in except.
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  Speaker 2: Me except me. See why have you said that in
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  Speaker 2: your life? If you were not to be exceptional?
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  Speaker 8: See you got to say everybody except me at one
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  Speaker 8: point in yo to I don't know who ain't done it?
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  Speaker 8: You know, everybody wanted. Everybody voted no except me. See,
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  Speaker 8: so you're not You're not created to follow the pack.
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  Speaker 8: You ain't created to fit in. You ain't created to, uh,
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  Speaker 8: you know, to be ordinary. You were created to be exceptional,
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  Speaker 8: as exceptional as your fingerprint on your finger is. You
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  Speaker 8: were created to be exceptional. Why not make this the
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  Speaker 8: year that you go head on and be exceptional? Why
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  Speaker 8: won't this be the year that you decide in your mind?
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  Speaker 8: But just has to be a decision that we make. Now,
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  Speaker 8: were not following the pack no more? We not trying
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  Speaker 8: to fit in no more. We ain't settling for ordinary
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  Speaker 8: no more. We're gonna be exceptional. But you know you
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  Speaker 8: got to go ahead and follow that. You got to
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  Speaker 8: get on the exceptional path because that's what you were
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  Speaker 8: created for. Why be ordinary?
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  Speaker 6: You know?
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  Speaker 8: But all of this it comes. It has to start
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  Speaker 8: with a thought. You got to first think something. Thoughts
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  Speaker 8: become things. A man is as he thinketh that's all
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  Speaker 8: you will ever be. So what are your thoughts today?
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  Speaker 8: Why not have exceptional thoughts instead of ordinary thoughts? Why
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  Speaker 8: not have exceptional thoughts instead of fitting me in thoughts?
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  Speaker 2: So why you want to be like everybody? Else.
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  Speaker 8: Why you want to be ordinary when you could possibly
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  Speaker 8: be extraordinary with a change of your mind, a change
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  Speaker 8: of your venue, And you don't have to be any
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  Speaker 8: other kind of way just because my mama was this, well,
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  Speaker 8: my daddy was this way, or this the school I
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  Speaker 8: went to?
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  Speaker 6: This?
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  Speaker 8: What race I belong to? This is my sexual preference,
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  Speaker 8: this is my this, this is my dad?
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  Speaker 2: How many? How many? How many excuses? You need? I mean,
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  Speaker 2: how many excuse?
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  Speaker 6: What?
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  Speaker 2: What? What? What?
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  Speaker 8: What's it gonna be this year that we let another
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  Speaker 8: three hundred and sixty five days slip by without improving
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  Speaker 8: our condition, our place, our spot, our life, the quality
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  Speaker 8: of life we have. We cannot afford to keep letting
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  Speaker 8: all these years go by without changing.
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  Speaker 2: You're an exceptional person. How many times.
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  Speaker 8: Have you set up and said, everybody did that accept me?
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  Speaker 8: You know I was only everybody jumped in except me.
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  Speaker 8: I told him, I knew it. Everybody voted for that
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  Speaker 8: except me, And now look at us, man, it seemed
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  Speaker 8: like everybody went that way except me. Okay, do you
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  Speaker 8: get it? Do you understand what's being said to you
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  Speaker 8: that all accept me is because couldn't it be? Because
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  Speaker 8: you're an exceptional person? And it's time for you to
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  Speaker 8: take control of that. It's time for you to start
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  Speaker 8: thinking different. It's time for you to start acting on.
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  Speaker 2: What you think.
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  Speaker 8: It's time for you to start doing something about it.
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  Speaker 8: It's time for you to stop taking each and every
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  Speaker 8: day that God gives us for granted and letting them
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  Speaker 8: go by the wayside.
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  Speaker 2: Like you got plenty more.
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  Speaker 8: Well, you may have plenty more, but guess what what
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  Speaker 8: you wasting the ones you got for?
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  Speaker 2: I got you.
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  Speaker 8: Young, and you feel like you're gonna live forever. Em okay, cool,
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  Speaker 8: But let me ask you something. See here, here, here
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  Speaker 8: go the part about it. I suppose you do live.
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  Speaker 8: See see, everybody worrying about dying. But I got news
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  Speaker 8: for you. Suppose you keep on living. You want to
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  Speaker 8: keep living in the condition you in now. You want
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  Speaker 8: to keep living with the money you got now. You
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  Speaker 8: want to keep living with the relationship you got now.
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  Speaker 8: You want to keep living by yourself like you are now.
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  Speaker 8: You want to keep wanting the right relationship, the right
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  Speaker 8: man to the right woman, but you keep getting the
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  Speaker 8: wrong one. You want to keep doing that for the
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  Speaker 8: rest of your life. Problem ain't dying. There's problem is
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  Speaker 8: if you keep on living. Who wants to keep on
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  Speaker 8: living just the way they are right now? And if
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  Speaker 8: you could say I'm cool, what I am just the
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  Speaker 8: way I am right now? In cool, this conversation ain't
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  Speaker 8: for you. Ain't got no problem with that, you know,
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  Speaker 8: you know what I say. Greatness ain't for everybody. Being exceptional,
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  Speaker 8: ain't for everybody. Becoming extraordinary ain't for everybody. Heck, becoming
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  Speaker 8: successful ain't for everybody. I got it. And you can
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  Speaker 8: come up with a way to justify your non existence
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  Speaker 8: and your ordinary life all you want, and that's fine
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  Speaker 8: and dandy. I ain't got no problem with it. Because
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  Speaker 8: some people just gonna be regular, Some people just gonna
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  Speaker 8: follow the pack, follow the crowd. Some people just wants
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  Speaker 8: to fit in. But if you're not that person, if
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  Speaker 8: you want to be extraordinary, if you want to be exceptional,
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  Speaker 8: if you want to be if you want a dad
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  Speaker 8: to be great at something, and you got to change
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  Speaker 8: your mindset. You got to get what your creator and
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  Speaker 8: find out what he created you for. You got to
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  Speaker 8: quit thinking of things just in your own thought process,
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  Speaker 8: you know, lean not to your own understanding.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know where that is, but it's in there.
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  Speaker 2: Somewhere seeing.
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  Speaker 8: Once you lean, if you lean to your own understanding,
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  Speaker 8: you know what it's gonna do. It's gonna limit you. Man,
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  Speaker 8: it's gonna limit you. Why not see what God got
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  Speaker 8: for you. I would rather know what God got for
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  Speaker 8: me than to think of all the things I could
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  Speaker 8: because I can't out think him out and tried it before.
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  Speaker 2: All right, it's just the beginning. We're gonna have a
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  Speaker 2: good one.
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  Speaker 6: Man.
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  Speaker 9: All right, guys, it's time to run that prank back
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  Speaker 9: with the nephew, nephew, what do you have for us today?
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  Speaker 3: Darling?
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  Speaker 2: Y'all want me running back?
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  Speaker 10: Yes, running back and running for running back, run it out,
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  Speaker 10: run it back.
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  Speaker 1: You sound like James Brown running back, running fall.
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  Speaker 2: I think I'm about ready to do mother.
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  Speaker 10: Yeah, it's time to put the prank in here it is,
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  Speaker 10: run that prank back. This is bad potluck, Oho, bad
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  Speaker 10: boy potluck. You've had it before, you've tasted it. You
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  Speaker 10: know what it is. You've thrown that plate in the trash. Yeah,
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  Speaker 10: you've carried it out, waited till they went to the
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  Speaker 10: kitchen and slid it to the doll.
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  Speaker 2: You did it. You did the dog like that you
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  Speaker 2: did cat dog if you would. This is.
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  Speaker 6: Hello, Hello, I'm trying to flying a heather.
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  Speaker 11: Excuse me what you say?
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  Speaker 6: I'm trying to reach a heather? Is this?
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  Speaker 11: How are you?
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  Speaker 6: Okay? Listen? Uh I got your number from from Lowist.
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  Speaker 6: Look that's my mama. I'm my reach. I'm lowest oldest son.
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  Speaker 11: Now wait wait excuse me? Lois? Who's lowis.
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  Speaker 6: Lewis? Yes?
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  Speaker 11: Yes, yes, hi? How are you?
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  Speaker 6: I'm good? You you you you? You was at at
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  Speaker 6: Mama Deane's house on New Year's Day? Yes, yes, everybody
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  Speaker 6: was there. Okay when I got when I got there,
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  Speaker 6: you was gone. But what I'm what I'm calling about,
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  Speaker 6: is you the one made the black eyed peas?
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  Speaker 11: Right I did?
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  Speaker 2: You enjoyed them? No?
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  Speaker 6: I enjoy the mother. That's why I'm calling. Let me
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  Speaker 6: say this here, let me say this. No, no, no, that work.
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  Speaker 11: You can't talk to me like this. Don't you that,
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  Speaker 11: don't do that. Say whatever you gotta say, but please
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  Speaker 11: don't curse that be.
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  Speaker 6: Don't he go to deal your my beans got my
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  Speaker 6: jacked up and I didn't have to go down to
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  Speaker 6: the doctor to get my stomach pumped. I ain't got
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  Speaker 6: no damn insurance for none this. You know this, this,
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  Speaker 6: this dint have me messed up for the last week
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  Speaker 6: number for the loanss to tell you exactly you know
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  Speaker 6: how your damn things is?
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  Speaker 11: Okay? First, First of all, okay, I told Jo asked,
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  Speaker 11: I'm at work, I'm around all these white people. I
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  Speaker 11: can't talk to you the way I want to talk
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  Speaker 11: to you. But let me just tell you that. Don't
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  Speaker 11: call me with the dump. First of all, there was
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  Speaker 11: a whole bunch of food there. How do you know
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  Speaker 11: how can you single out my damn beans that made
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  Speaker 11: you sit with all that got food there? You're not
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  Speaker 11: gonna blame me. Get out of.
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  Speaker 6: Here, mama Mama bean said you are the one that
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  Speaker 6: made the thing.
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  Speaker 11: I don't give us said it was all this food there.
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  Speaker 11: You're gonna single out my beans. Nobody else complained. You
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  Speaker 11: know what the day's date is? Okay, ain't not one
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  Speaker 11: other person called me about them beans and by as
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  Speaker 11: a matter of fact, other people were complimenting me. So
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  Speaker 11: for you to call me with the dumb all late
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  Speaker 11: and wrong, you're going to blame me, probably because you
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  Speaker 11: need a doctor's appointment. You should have got Obamacare when
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  Speaker 11: it was available to you. And how you want to
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  Speaker 11: call me with no no, no, no, no no, So you
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  Speaker 11: could tell.
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  Speaker 6: You somebody you're going to blame somebody else's food, Joe
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  Speaker 6: beans want the stomach up And that's what the that's
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  Speaker 6: what it falls down to. And at the end of
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  Speaker 6: the day, you're.
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  Speaker 11: Can miss you know the hell? I hate what doctor
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  Speaker 11: bill you said you don't having short So how did
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  Speaker 11: the hell did you go and shut?
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  Speaker 6: I had to play out my pocket to get my
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  Speaker 6: stomach pumped.
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  Speaker 11: Okay, well taken care of. If you played out your pocket,
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  Speaker 11: that means the bill is.
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  Speaker 6: Thing so you can get you gonna reimburse me.
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  Speaker 11: No, I'm not going to reimburse you with okay. In fact,
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  Speaker 11: I got more beans for you since you got a
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  Speaker 11: problem with them. I got a whole bowl for you, okay,
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  Speaker 11: because you fullish, So if it made you, that's good
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  Speaker 11: for you.
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  Speaker 6: Hey, look, look, I'm gonna tell you this here right now.
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  Speaker 6: The bill was four hundred and seventy two dollars. I
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  Speaker 6: need four four hundred and seventy two dollars for your
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  Speaker 6: bullsh thing.
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  Speaker 11: No right, no, no, no, You're not getting no money
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  Speaker 11: from me, and I need to go because I got
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  Speaker 11: work to do. I don't know what you got to do.
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  Speaker 11: Spend it all this time on the phone talk about
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  Speaker 11: some bean with all that food. So the rice didn't
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  Speaker 11: do it, the meat didn't do it. They had some
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  Speaker 11: other gravy. Gravy always people up that didn't do it.
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  Speaker 11: You wanna sing about my beans got out of here.
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  Speaker 11: Don't be calling me with this dumb you know what.
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  Speaker 11: Now tell me who gave me your number? Because I
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  Speaker 11: don't even know you.
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  Speaker 6: I do know your mom my, Mama bed gave me
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  Speaker 6: your number.
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  Speaker 11: I called my mama Dean passing out numbers. Well, I'm
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  Speaker 11: gonna call Mama Dean, and I'm gonna see if anybody
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  Speaker 11: else got sick, which I know they didn't because your
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  Speaker 11: ass is fullish. So I'm gonna call her see if
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  Speaker 11: anybody got sick. How about we do it that way.
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  Speaker 11: And also I'm gonna call your mother. Okay, I'm gonna
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  Speaker 11: call this foos and see why her dad son is
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  Speaker 11: calling me on the phone, because this is something both
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  Speaker 11: I'm sticking tide of this phone call. And nothing was
• 19:08
  Speaker 11: wrong with my beans. If anything's something wrong with you,
• 19:11
  Speaker 11: and so take them accident clean your ass out and
• 19:14
  Speaker 11: keep it the move. You got to get off my phone.
• 19:18
  Speaker 6: Okay, okay, okay, they say they say Tommy had some
• 19:21
  Speaker 6: problem with the bees to tom.
• 19:24
  Speaker 11: First of all, I don't even know no God, Tommy,
• 19:26
  Speaker 11: I barely know your mom. I just know her by face.
• 19:30
  Speaker 11: I don't even know her know her. So Tommy, Hugh,
• 19:33
  Speaker 11: I'm calling Mamma Bean. She ain't got nobody's giving my
• 19:36
  Speaker 11: mother number to nobody.
• 19:38
  Speaker 6: This is what you want me to tell Tommy.
• 19:42
  Speaker 11: I've just told you I don't know anybody named Tommy.
• 19:45
  Speaker 11: So you can tell him whatever you want to tell them.
• 19:47
  Speaker 11: And if you want to gain other people who want
• 19:50
  Speaker 11: to jump away your side, it's not going to happen
• 19:52
  Speaker 11: because nobody complained about the beans. Give me give me
• 19:55
  Speaker 11: another name. Because Tommy wasn't there. I know just about
• 19:58
  Speaker 11: everybody that was there wasn't nobody names.
• 20:00
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• 20:01
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• 20:04
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• 20:09
  Speaker 6: Nephew from The Steve Harvey Morning Show with heathern You just.
• 20:17
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• 20:25
  Speaker 11: What people walking by me looking at me cause I'm
• 20:27
  Speaker 11: again you tell me?
• 20:30
  Speaker 6: Are you crazy?
• 20:34
  Speaker 11: He's a good.
• 20:38
  Speaker 6: Oh man, you got me, You got me wanting to
• 20:40
  Speaker 6: taste your black I p bab okay.
• 20:42
  Speaker 11: Oh good, nobody could come. I'm sitting here like, come
• 20:45
  Speaker 11: on and get these people. Frack you weren't gonna get
• 20:48
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• 20:51
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• 20:56
  Speaker 11: Oh, but you know it, but you know it's Steve
• 20:59
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• 21:06
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• 21:07
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• 21:10
  Speaker 6: All right, new Year? And next year I'll probably pop
• 21:13
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• 21:16
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• 21:20
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• 21:24
  Speaker 9: Coming up next ask the CLO with the Chief Love Officer,
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  Speaker 9: Steve Harvey in the building.
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  Speaker 9: ask the CLO Chief Love Officer, Steve Harvey in the
• 22:10
  Speaker 9: building with your love questions. For your love questions, Ronda
• 22:13
  Speaker 9: in Denver writes, my parents have been married for twenty
• 22:18
  Speaker 9: seven years and my father moved out of the house
• 22:20
  Speaker 9: before Christmas and my mom had a big argument and
• 22:24
  Speaker 9: he wants to call it quits.
• 22:25
  Speaker 1: They've argued all.
• 22:26
  Speaker 9: Of my life, so I can't imagine why he wants
• 22:29
  Speaker 9: to leave now. My mother is expecting a miracle, but
• 22:32
  Speaker 9: he is dead set against going back. How do I
• 22:35
  Speaker 9: break it to her nicely that her marriage is over?
• 22:41
  Speaker 2: He done moved out. Well what do you? What do you?
• 22:44
  Speaker 8: Why are you breaking it to her nicely? Listen to
• 22:48
  Speaker 8: what you said. Your mother is praying for a miracle, Well.
• 22:55
  Speaker 2: Listen to me. Once you start praying for a miracle.
• 23:00
  Speaker 8: You already know that the situation you in is dismal.
• 23:08
  Speaker 6: You.
• 23:08
  Speaker 2: It wants you looking for a miracle.
• 23:10
  Speaker 8: So your mama, No, you ain't gonna break this to
• 23:13
  Speaker 8: her hene moved out for Christmas.
• 23:17
  Speaker 2: He was skipped, missile told jingle bells, egg knocked fruitcake.
• 23:22
  Speaker 2: Damn that fruitcake. I don't want your package. I don't
• 23:26
  Speaker 2: want nothing. Don't nobody like fruitcake? Don't I don't. I
• 23:29
  Speaker 2: don't know nobody like fruit Cause what is in green things?
• 23:31
  Speaker 2: That's it? Ain't never what is that green stuff to
• 23:36
  Speaker 2: be in? Whohi's it in him?
• 23:38
  Speaker 8: This fruitcake in his can? Put this back in his
• 23:40
  Speaker 8: can and Chris setting it out on the table. I
• 23:43
  Speaker 8: ain't never seen nobody cut the fruitcake anyway. He didn't
• 23:46
  Speaker 8: want none.
• 23:46
  Speaker 2: Of that nothing so done.
• 23:49
  Speaker 8: He don't want your gift. He moved out foulk Christmas.
• 23:54
  Speaker 8: When a man moved out for Christmas, he moved into
• 23:57
  Speaker 8: a place. He ain't got no tree, he ain't got
• 23:59
  Speaker 8: no lights up. All he wanted to do was have peace.
• 24:04
  Speaker 8: You ain't got to break nothing to your mama. She no.
• 24:11
  Speaker 2: Here your mama. Jesus what you bet before him? Yeah,
• 24:17
  Speaker 2: that's that's probably all right. That's probably statement.
• 24:23
  Speaker 9: Moving on to Anonymous in Philly, Anonymous rites, I'm in
• 24:26
  Speaker 9: a long distance relationship with my girl. Uh and my
• 24:30
  Speaker 9: girl visits me often besides because she flies free. She
• 24:34
  Speaker 9: popped up on me this past weekend and I wasn't home.
• 24:37
  Speaker 9: She didn't call me or say a word, but she
• 24:40
  Speaker 9: was sitting in my bed when I got home the
• 24:42
  Speaker 9: next morning around seven a m. I told her I
• 24:46
  Speaker 9: passed out drunk at my friend's house, but I had
• 24:51
  Speaker 9: on short simphlip flops and it was snowing here. She's
• 24:55
  Speaker 9: not trying to hear my excuses. How do I get
• 24:58
  Speaker 9: out of this one?
• 25:00
  Speaker 2: Interesting? Hey, dog, let me ask you a questions.
• 25:03
  Speaker 8: When you came in the house, it's seven am, with
• 25:06
  Speaker 8: them shots and them flip flops?
• 25:13
  Speaker 2: Where you coming from?
• 25:17
  Speaker 8: All I could say is now, when you said you
• 25:21
  Speaker 8: passed out at a friend's house, do you live in
• 25:25
  Speaker 8: an apartment?
• 25:26
  Speaker 2: Get you downstairs? Upstairs? Where was you at with these
• 25:31
  Speaker 2: shots and these flip flops? Over? Because that sounded like
• 25:35
  Speaker 2: walking this one? Well, hear what you do?
• 25:45
  Speaker 9: I want to hear it.
• 25:46
  Speaker 8: When you get in a situation like this, dog, listen
• 25:48
  Speaker 8: to me, the best defense is a good offense. Yeah,
• 25:54
  Speaker 8: bigger question has to be why is you in here
• 25:59
  Speaker 8: in my bed?
• 26:00
  Speaker 2: Seven eight?
• 26:01
  Speaker 6: Yes?
• 26:01
  Speaker 8: Flip this thing and you got to make that the issue?
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: Yes, Like, give us some example. He wrote to you.
• 26:09
  Speaker 2: Like right now. This is days later. So what you
• 26:12
  Speaker 2: got to do is this right here?
• 26:13
  Speaker 8: And you know what, I've been thinking about this, and
• 26:17
  Speaker 8: you know what, for a person to constantly disrespect my
• 26:22
  Speaker 8: wishes and just pop in on me without telling me,
• 26:25
  Speaker 8: I just that that ain't what I'm really looking for,
• 26:28
  Speaker 8: because it just makes me think that there's some trust
• 26:32
  Speaker 8: is trust issues that you're having and the fact that
• 26:35
  Speaker 8: I can't come and go freely without having to feel
• 26:38
  Speaker 8: like I constantly be in checked. That's really not the
• 26:41
  Speaker 8: type of relationship I would look at. So I want
• 26:44
  Speaker 8: to just step back from this for a little bit.
• 26:46
  Speaker 8: Come on board, and you decide do it. You know
• 26:49
  Speaker 8: how you want to move forward in our relationship in
• 26:52
  Speaker 8: terms of trust because I trust you. You come into
• 26:56
  Speaker 8: my place and I trust you. But this type of
• 26:59
  Speaker 8: thing right here just weeks of distrust for me and
• 27:03
  Speaker 8: I've done nothing, nothing to deserve this type come off trump.
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: Well, yeah, didn't you write the right person?
• 27:12
  Speaker 3: You better here?
• 27:14
  Speaker 2: If she come on cloth make me proud.
• 27:18
  Speaker 15: No, that's I'm sorry, Automatic, I'm so sorry.
• 27:23
  Speaker 9: That you got to get this off from That's why
• 27:27
  Speaker 9: I came and should get.
• 27:30
  Speaker 8: A key, And that's because I trust.
• 27:33
  Speaker 2: You, but you're using it to surprise.
• 27:36
  Speaker 8: Me, and now all of a sudden, it's a lack
• 27:39
  Speaker 8: of trust. And the person that I chose the ultimate
• 27:43
  Speaker 8: display of trust there by giving you a key.
• 27:45
  Speaker 2: Now you popping up without saying, that's unbelievable to me.
• 27:49
  Speaker 2: I can't. I just can't see myself you disgusted? How
• 27:52
  Speaker 2: do you walk out the room and you broke up
• 27:54
  Speaker 2: with her? Didn't you crying? Don't you my eyes?
• 28:00
  Speaker 8: Yes?
• 28:01
  Speaker 9: Oh yeah, yeah, emotions.
• 28:07
  Speaker 1: You got a hand on your face.
• 28:11
  Speaker 3: That's a walkout, all right?
• 28:14
  Speaker 9: Okay, well, anonymous, you wrote to the right person. Take
• 28:17
  Speaker 9: that and run with it, all right. Moving on to
• 28:20
  Speaker 9: kinetra in, Charlotte Kinechia writes time, I'm thirty years old
• 28:23
  Speaker 9: and I've been in an open relationship for most of
• 28:26
  Speaker 9: my adult life. My boyfriend and I do not live together,
• 28:29
  Speaker 9: so it's fine if I have company or if he
• 28:32
  Speaker 9: has friends over gets awkward though, if I have company
• 28:35
  Speaker 9: and he wants to stick around and watch us being intimate.
• 28:38
  Speaker 9: I never do that to him, So why is he
• 28:41
  Speaker 9: being like this all of a sudden?
• 28:42
  Speaker 1: Is this jealousy?
• 28:44
  Speaker 2: Or what what do you have? Y'all?
• 28:48
  Speaker 8: Ain't got nothing. He don't want you. You in an
• 28:53
  Speaker 8: open relationship. You just didn't know it was why op, Yeah,
• 29:01
  Speaker 8: I don't Yeah, you're an open relationship. He wants to
• 29:05
  Speaker 8: stick around and watch y'all. Ain't got nothing. Why is
• 29:08
  Speaker 8: he like this all of a sudden?
• 29:09
  Speaker 2: Why is he like?
• 29:10
  Speaker 6: What?
• 29:11
  Speaker 2: What do you have? You have no barriers in your relationship.
• 29:15
  Speaker 8: You have no rules, y'all, just two people that see
• 29:17
  Speaker 8: each other and can go see who you.
• 29:19
  Speaker 2: Want to see. What do you have?
• 29:21
  Speaker 3: Why?
• 29:21
  Speaker 8: Why is he like this? You like open relationships? Well,
• 29:30
  Speaker 8: let's open it all the way. Let's get this thing open.
• 29:37
  Speaker 2: Why open?
• 29:42
  Speaker 1: Why open? Open, open, open up.
• 29:48
  Speaker 2: It's a Steve Harbin Martin show man. I don't like
• 29:52
  Speaker 2: fake shouters at church.
• 29:56
  Speaker 8: I don't like people that's running laps around the church.
• 29:59
  Speaker 2: The stop and say excuse me.
• 30:02
  Speaker 1: Every you know they don't the spirit?
• 30:06
  Speaker 14: Yeh, don't feel a damn thing.
• 30:08
  Speaker 15: If you're in the spirit, running to that wall, get
• 30:10
  Speaker 15: everything God I got.
• 30:12
  Speaker 1: That's not how that works.
• 30:15
  Speaker 8: Show coming up right up to you.
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: It's time. None of your darn business.
• 30:29
  Speaker 7: If you see going down, what's not see it going down?
• 30:32
  Speaker 7: It ain't your business. There's none of your concern none
• 30:34
  Speaker 7: of don't worry yourself about it. Don't get caught up
• 30:36
  Speaker 7: in it because it don't concern you. Like if you
• 30:38
  Speaker 7: in the barbershop, you've been going there for years, Yeah,
• 30:41
  Speaker 7: and you see somebody take somebody else's customer, that is
• 30:44
  Speaker 7: your damn minute.
• 30:45
  Speaker 2: Why are you?
• 30:46
  Speaker 14: Why are you in it?
• 30:47
  Speaker 6: Yeah?
• 30:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you didn't like the cutty head from the other guy. Yeah,
• 30:51
  Speaker 2: just move on.
• 30:51
  Speaker 14: What you're like, What you're like, that's not that has
• 30:54
  Speaker 14: nothing to do nothing.
• 30:56
  Speaker 2: The fact that the other barber's feeling is gonna be hurt.
• 30:59
  Speaker 14: That that has nothing to do with you.
• 31:01
  Speaker 2: No, he ain't getting his chick.
• 31:05
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 31:06
  Speaker 5: I'll tell you what.
• 31:07
  Speaker 15: If you go in the grocery store, turn your cart
• 31:09
  Speaker 15: down our forward, see a black parent choking their heat,
• 31:13
  Speaker 15: that ain't none worked down Yeah, back up, yeah, go
• 31:17
  Speaker 15: down our five then get choked telling you can get.
• 31:20
  Speaker 14: Some of that choking.
• 31:21
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, they ain't got nothing to do.
• 31:23
  Speaker 3: I ain't even cert you.
• 31:25
  Speaker 15: Know, I don't even Hey, what's going on going?
• 31:31
  Speaker 14: Yeah?
• 31:32
  Speaker 7: Hey, I wouldn't choke that kill that matters, that was you,
• 31:34
  Speaker 7: Well you're not me, all right, all right?
• 31:37
  Speaker 1: The kid can really be hurt. Guys.
• 31:39
  Speaker 14: Yeah, that man, you can go down to answer what's
• 31:43
  Speaker 14: going on?
• 31:44
  Speaker 2: There's none of your damn because that little boy no
• 31:46
  Speaker 2: good hell wound while he getting told.
• 31:48
  Speaker 3: You not to touch nothing, and he'll touch it.
• 31:51
  Speaker 2: Let's touch you the broken damn job. Pray for it.
• 31:54
  Speaker 5: Yeah he's choking.
• 31:57
  Speaker 14: Wyet tell me.
• 31:59
  Speaker 10: You see somebody put a colt nice real bye and
• 32:03
  Speaker 10: baked potato in the refrigerator at work and can't wait
• 32:07
  Speaker 10: for lunchtime. You see somebody else about thirty minute lunch
• 32:11
  Speaker 10: time going there and eat all that steak and baked potato.
• 32:15
  Speaker 2: That ain't really You don't know what.
• 32:17
  Speaker 7: They're going through. You have no idea. It might be hungry.
• 32:21
  Speaker 7: It's lunch, he's hungry.
• 32:27
  Speaker 2: And you don't know what that other man going for.
• 32:30
  Speaker 7: I know the other man is gonna get your small
• 32:34
  Speaker 7: cooler to keep your.
• 32:35
  Speaker 2: Meeting it down and put it in your cubicle.
• 32:41
  Speaker 14: What you got?
• 32:43
  Speaker 2: You see your girlfriend?
• 32:46
  Speaker 8: You see your girlfriend fiancee at dinner quite another woman.
• 32:53
  Speaker 8: Come on, that's probably more than likely a business dum
• 32:58
  Speaker 8: because that is none of your damn?
• 33:00
  Speaker 7: How does that concern you? Go buy your gift and
• 33:02
  Speaker 7: go to the wedding like you're supposed to. Danger go
• 33:06
  Speaker 7: get your gift for where they register that and it's gone.
• 33:09
  Speaker 14: Ain't your business cameraphone?
• 33:12
  Speaker 1: I shouldn't say anything that.
• 33:14
  Speaker 2: Oh that snapper the photo and sending it like she
• 33:20
  Speaker 2: wants to hear that.
• 33:22
  Speaker 5: I don't want to.
• 33:22
  Speaker 14: You're gonna mess up her damn day.
• 33:25
  Speaker 5: No, why would you do that with you?
• 33:28
  Speaker 7: Why would you mess up the day that she's been
• 33:30
  Speaker 7: planning for her whole life?
• 33:32
  Speaker 8: And that's you living in here because you ain't got
• 33:34
  Speaker 8: nobody you buy.
• 33:35
  Speaker 7: Your dam you're evil and nasty, but you're evil and nasty.
• 33:42
  Speaker 7: You're just eviling nasty. You standing next to a guy right,
• 33:46
  Speaker 7: y'all in the bar. Y'all standing in the bar, and
• 33:49
  Speaker 7: he's on the phone saying, baby, I got to work late.
• 33:52
  Speaker 14: I'm working late.
• 33:53
  Speaker 7: I'm knocked out this last report and I'm coming on home.
• 33:57
  Speaker 14: What that got to do with you?
• 33:59
  Speaker 6: Right?
• 33:59
  Speaker 3: That's how does that happen?
• 34:01
  Speaker 5: Does at the bar?
• 34:03
  Speaker 7: He's lying, Jay on the other end, has nothing to
• 34:08
  Speaker 7: do when he what she got you?
• 34:13
  Speaker 8: His wife needs to hear about this paper. She need
• 34:16
  Speaker 8: a reason why he not gonna be home as sick
• 34:19
  Speaker 8: wants to know if he's saying so he got to
• 34:21
  Speaker 8: give her reasons he and his voice makes her feel
• 34:24
  Speaker 8: calm and reassured that nothing is happening.
• 34:27
  Speaker 6: Nothing happened.
• 34:28
  Speaker 2: Come on back down on the end.
• 34:29
  Speaker 1: Of the rocky up at that bar.
• 34:34
  Speaker 7: What come on that down to the other end of
• 34:37
  Speaker 7: the bar. Buzz up man, my little phone, calld.
• 34:41
  Speaker 15: Call, I'll tell you what happened in my neighbor having
• 34:43
  Speaker 15: an issue right now?
• 34:44
  Speaker 14: What you got man? It ain't my fault and it's
• 34:47
  Speaker 14: none of my damn business.
• 34:48
  Speaker 15: At the pizza man, uh huh, got the numbers confused
• 34:50
  Speaker 15: on the apartment.
• 34:51
  Speaker 14: I'm three thirty you three oh three.
• 34:54
  Speaker 3: He put it to three thirty. I hate. I ain't
• 34:58
  Speaker 3: post what he would anything.
• 35:01
  Speaker 2: That's a blessing.
• 35:04
  Speaker 7: Jesus had the morning once the first time, but I
• 35:07
  Speaker 7: gotta feeling it ain't gonna be the last.
• 35:08
  Speaker 14: God blessing.
• 35:12
  Speaker 1: That feeling.
• 35:13
  Speaker 14: He didn't know what he got you.
• 35:18
  Speaker 2: One of the best ass from dude was robbing of
• 35:25
  Speaker 2: venting machine.
• 35:27
  Speaker 8: Kid came up to him and said, I'm gonna report
• 35:30
  Speaker 8: you to the heart. That brother pulled his arm about
• 35:34
  Speaker 8: that machine and gave his ans some to report.
• 35:40
  Speaker 2: Witness.
• 35:41
  Speaker 14: You got to report a robbery and answer.
• 35:48
  Speaker 8: Tell you we don't recollege right up to that brother said, hey,
• 35:53
  Speaker 8: I'm reporting you to the r D.
• 35:55
  Speaker 2: He took his hand right after God right, I got one,
• 36:00
  Speaker 2: all right? You outside walking around in the front yard.
• 36:04
  Speaker 10: You somebody using somebody to go in the in your
• 36:06
  Speaker 10: neighbor's yard and get their newspaper in They rode and
• 36:10
  Speaker 10: walk back to their house.
• 36:11
  Speaker 2: That ain't none of my damn bits. I ain't really.
• 36:15
  Speaker 14: Paper might be on the paper shearing programs.
• 36:23
  Speaker 2: One paper per flock might be his day to reason.
• 36:27
  Speaker 14: And he'll tell you about you know, if he's gonna
• 36:29
  Speaker 14: tell him what happened or not.
• 36:30
  Speaker 3: Your neighbors stole it from him before you.
• 36:34
  Speaker 8: Yeah, his newspaper, he's there going back over to get
• 36:37
  Speaker 8: and he didn't got hear me from you.
• 36:39
  Speaker 2: Stay out of it.
• 36:40
  Speaker 3: None of your store.
• 36:43
  Speaker 7: You see somebody take a cheaper box, right, cheaper box
• 36:47
  Speaker 7: and putting more extensive pair of shoes in that box,
• 36:50
  Speaker 7: and they checked out.
• 36:51
  Speaker 14: I didn't concern you, No.
• 36:53
  Speaker 2: He like that man.
• 36:54
  Speaker 6: He just.
• 36:56
  Speaker 2: What had I done it?
• 37:00
  Speaker 6: That was? You know?
• 37:03
  Speaker 2: Oh, I ain't always made it all right?
• 37:06
  Speaker 9: Guys, you're listening Steve Harvey morning showing.
• 37:13
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  Speaker 9: Would you rather let's go? Would you rather not have
• 37:48
  Speaker 9: sex for a year? Be or have it every day
• 37:52
  Speaker 9: of your life? But no orgasm?
• 37:56
  Speaker 2: What we ain't gonna reach nothing? I go of a
• 38:00
  Speaker 2: because yeah, a whole year you ain't. You ain't getting nothing? Nohow?
• 38:05
  Speaker 2: What is this? Every day?
• 38:08
  Speaker 1: Hard for nothing?
• 38:11
  Speaker 2: Stop? Okay, that's not what.
• 38:18
  Speaker 6: You know?
• 38:18
  Speaker 8: How crazy you're gonna be looking every day? Oh do
• 38:23
  Speaker 8: let me tell you something, dog, You're gonna be looking
• 38:26
  Speaker 8: real crazy. You gonna be looking real crazy thirty days
• 38:29
  Speaker 8: of that right there, you're gonna No, it's not good.
• 38:32
  Speaker 2: That's not good. No, I just wait a year.
• 38:37
  Speaker 9: It's just a whole year.
• 38:38
  Speaker 2: Okay, I might I might have to jump back on
• 38:40
  Speaker 2: this year.
• 38:40
  Speaker 6: I know.
• 38:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah, this every day nothing nothing.
• 38:43
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you know, got nothing. Yeah, guy's got stop yeah.
• 38:53
  Speaker 2: Stupid. All right, every day.
• 39:01
  Speaker 8: Somebody been to get knocked unconscious. That's all I'm telling you.
• 39:06
  Speaker 8: God yet much, let's stay out of it.
• 39:11
  Speaker 1: Okay, all right, So you're going for a year nothing
• 39:13
  Speaker 1: for a year?
• 39:14
  Speaker 2: All right? All right?
• 39:15
  Speaker 9: Would you rather be despised by your family and friends
• 39:19
  Speaker 9: but greatly loved by the general public, or beloved by
• 39:22
  Speaker 9: your family and friends and greatly despised by the general public.
• 39:26
  Speaker 1: Which one?
• 39:27
  Speaker 2: Oh, I want my family. Family. I've been both of them.
• 39:37
  Speaker 8: I've been both of youth. I've been each for long
• 39:41
  Speaker 8: stretches of time.
• 39:43
  Speaker 9: Hated by your family and loved by the public. And
• 39:46
  Speaker 9: yeah yeah, loved by your family and hated by the public.
• 39:50
  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, I've been both of them from long periods
• 39:52
  Speaker 2: of time.
• 39:53
  Speaker 5: Have we ever had a wool man?
• 39:55
  Speaker 1: He raised.
• 39:59
  Speaker 2: What I didn't have? Both of them.
• 40:03
  Speaker 3: Hard?
• 40:05
  Speaker 1: Okay, all right, So you have not a choice between
• 40:07
  Speaker 1: the two, both of.
• 40:09
  Speaker 2: Them hard, but experience if you have love. I've had
• 40:14
  Speaker 2: experience with both of them.
• 40:16
  Speaker 1: Said, he chooses family.
• 40:18
  Speaker 8: Well, family, At the end of it, I'd rather had
• 40:20
  Speaker 8: a family. Just stay in the house. I've had to
• 40:26
  Speaker 8: do that. You do know that I've had to stay
• 40:29
  Speaker 8: my ass in housing. Just feel some love and support.
• 40:33
  Speaker 8: It's gonna be all right.
• 40:34
  Speaker 2: Daddy, shut up, don't know happen to you? All right?
• 40:44
  Speaker 3: We love you. Dang.
• 40:46
  Speaker 5: That's today's brother.
• 40:47
  Speaker 1: Would you rather this ignorant show?
• 40:50
  Speaker 2: Good morning?
• 40:51
  Speaker 8: This is your man, Steve Harvey, and my New Year's
• 40:53
  Speaker 8: resolutions are the same as they been all year long.
• 40:56
  Speaker 8: That ain't your business. Happy New Year, y'all from the
• 40:58
  Speaker 8: Steve Harvey Morning Show. Keep your resolution to yourself. A
• 41:01
  Speaker 8: lot of haters out there, don't let them shake your baby.
• 41:08
  Speaker 1: All right, guys, it is time for comedy roulette. Let's
• 41:11
  Speaker 1: go Jay Anthony Brown, don't.
• 41:13
  Speaker 7: Give us three subjects. Put I'm on a wheel. Spin
• 41:17
  Speaker 7: the wheel? Where the wheel stop? Because I'm a comedian,
• 41:19
  Speaker 7: Junior's comedian, times comedian, Steve's comedian.
• 41:22
  Speaker 14: We can make it funny?
• 41:23
  Speaker 2: Watch this, do it?
• 41:25
  Speaker 6: Do it.
• 41:26
  Speaker 1: Here's today's category, guys.
• 41:28
  Speaker 9: Number one things Christians say when they can't cuss okay.
• 41:33
  Speaker 1: Number two songs you like that no one else likes. Wow.
• 41:41
  Speaker 9: Number three excuses people give for why they don't want
• 41:44
  Speaker 9: to go to sleep?
• 41:45
  Speaker 1: Got it.
• 41:48
  Speaker 2: Like all three of those.
• 41:53
  Speaker 1: Wheel Oh which one? Oh? No, no, I thought it
• 42:02
  Speaker 1: was so it is. Things Christians say when they can't cuss.
• 42:08
  Speaker 7: I started, I started, I started right here. Uh lay
• 42:12
  Speaker 7: hands on him, Jesus, just lay hands on him.
• 42:18
  Speaker 2: That's all right. I got it. I got one, gosh started.
• 42:25
  Speaker 1: I mean it. I'm not saying.
• 42:31
  Speaker 2: Okay, okay, okay, all right. Uh, who the fuck do
• 42:36
  Speaker 2: you think you talking to?
• 42:38
  Speaker 9: Boy?
• 42:38
  Speaker 2: You sharing me? Who the fuck do you think you
• 42:50
  Speaker 2: talking to?
• 42:51
  Speaker 6: WHOA?
• 42:54
  Speaker 2: I got right up on it. I got right up
• 42:56
  Speaker 2: on it. I thought this was another radio show, even
• 42:58
  Speaker 2: the day.
• 43:01
  Speaker 1: Satellite.
• 43:01
  Speaker 3: Come on, see.
• 43:05
  Speaker 2: Go and sit down somewhere, your little black pastor.
• 43:11
  Speaker 6: I like it.
• 43:13
  Speaker 2: Like this category.
• 43:16
  Speaker 3: Christians. They can't cuss.
• 43:21
  Speaker 14: Shut up, your little son of a rich sit.
• 43:23
  Speaker 1: Down down.
• 43:32
  Speaker 15: He's Christians say when you know when they can't cuss,
• 43:36
  Speaker 15: Look at me, look at me.
• 43:38
  Speaker 3: You're freaking right.
• 43:39
  Speaker 1: I said it, what I say, you're freaking right? I said,
• 43:45
  Speaker 1: playing with me.
• 43:48
  Speaker 14: I'm so nervous.
• 43:50
  Speaker 2: Things Christians say when they know they can't cuss.
• 43:54
  Speaker 10: Mother Ferguson, let me tell you. Let me tell you something,
• 43:59
  Speaker 10: mother Ferguson.
• 44:01
  Speaker 3: You keep on here.
• 44:03
  Speaker 10: Keep on, mama, fergus, you keep talking.
• 44:13
  Speaker 2: To me, you're gonna get the white sheet slapped out
• 44:16
  Speaker 2: of the white sheets. That's what.
• 44:25
  Speaker 14: Keep on talking, fellow. What you need to do it
• 44:27
  Speaker 14: shut your pie hole right, shut it? Okay, shut your Yeah.
• 44:35
  Speaker 15: These people say things Christians, hey, when they can't Let
• 44:38
  Speaker 15: me tell you something.
• 44:40
  Speaker 3: Jesus turned over tables too, that's believe that.
• 44:48
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 44:52
  Speaker 10: Let me tell all you ninjas something. Every last one
• 44:57
  Speaker 10: of you ninjas out here, hear me want to say it.
• 45:02
  Speaker 4: I'm sorry why he's so loud, he's delivery hands.
• 45:10
  Speaker 9: Yeah, come on, see if you gotta close this one out.
• 45:13
  Speaker 9: Things Christians say when they can't cuss?
• 45:19
  Speaker 2: How close can I get?
• 45:21
  Speaker 1: Don't you get close?
• 45:22
  Speaker 14: Right up on the wall, right up on it?
• 45:23
  Speaker 6: Man?
• 45:25
  Speaker 3: For look up and see who's that?
• 45:32
  Speaker 1: I really thought we were right right up right to.
• 45:35
  Speaker 2: It baby, right on that line. Baby. That's number three
• 45:39
  Speaker 2: right now.
• 45:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's never.
• 45:47
  Speaker 2: Boy, that was a cluster fluff.
• 45:48
  Speaker 3: What three go up? Next?
• 45:55
  Speaker 9: Mornings, it's more Shenanigan's nephew in the building with today's
• 45:58
  Speaker 9: prank Hall.
• 45:59
  Speaker 1: Right after this, you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 46:03
  Speaker 9: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about
• 46:05
  Speaker 9: four minutes after, it's my strawberry letter for today, and
• 46:08
  Speaker 9: the subject is he has to step away to take calls.
• 46:12
  Speaker 9: But I will get into that in just a bit.
• 46:14
  Speaker 9: But right now it is time for the nephew with
• 46:17
  Speaker 9: his frank phone call for today?
• 46:18
  Speaker 1: What you got for his nest?
• 46:20
  Speaker 2: Surely this one right here is called Christmas lights expiration?
• 46:25
  Speaker 10: Christmas lights? Black people, listen, It's time to take them
• 46:30
  Speaker 10: down right now? Ain't Christmas old Wickham?
• 46:33
  Speaker 2: Ain't it?
• 46:33
  Speaker 3: Yes?
• 46:34
  Speaker 2: Yes, it is, okay, so take them down? Lights down?
• 46:38
  Speaker 10: Okay, frost you ought to be thought, you ought to
• 46:40
  Speaker 10: be thawed out by night. It Take these people down, Jesus,
• 46:43
  Speaker 10: don't make no sense. Christmas lights expiration, Christmas lights expiration,
• 46:50
  Speaker 10: cat dog, if you would.
• 46:54
  Speaker 6: Hello, well, I'm trying to read James. Yeah, hey Jan,
• 47:00
  Speaker 6: How you're doing this? Is Greg? I want to get neighbors.
• 47:02
  Speaker 6: I live a few streets over from you. How you
• 47:04
  Speaker 6: doing today?
• 47:05
  Speaker 13: I'm doing fine? What's up?
• 47:08
  Speaker 6: Just want to make sure I got the right person.
• 47:09
  Speaker 3: You're a.
• 47:11
  Speaker 6: Uh North Willow Ben? Yeah? Okay, why are you crying?
• 47:16
  Speaker 6: What's I'm on? I live on Shadow band Man. My
• 47:19
  Speaker 6: name is Greg and I wonder I want to reach
• 47:23
  Speaker 6: out to you. Uh, we seem to have a bit
• 47:25
  Speaker 6: of a problem. Man. You still have your Christmas lights
• 47:27
  Speaker 6: up on the house and what what? What's what's going on?
• 47:32
  Speaker 6: You know, we've you know, some of the neighbors have
• 47:33
  Speaker 6: had a conversation. When you're gonna take these down? Man?
• 47:37
  Speaker 13: We go through this every year and uh, it ain't
• 47:40
  Speaker 13: no problem.
• 47:40
  Speaker 10: Man.
• 47:41
  Speaker 13: The lights are gonna stay up.
• 47:43
  Speaker 6: What what? What? What do you mean they're gonna stay up?
• 47:45
  Speaker 6: Did I start up?
• 47:46
  Speaker 13: I said the lights are gonna stay up.
• 47:49
  Speaker 6: You know, no go now, no hold on, bro, Christmas
• 47:52
  Speaker 6: is over. The lights ain't Finnish. Stay up? Okay, you
• 47:57
  Speaker 6: nicely tell you that the lights need to come down.
• 48:01
  Speaker 6: You know, I don't. I don't even why do you
• 48:03
  Speaker 6: have your lights up after Christmas or the clause? The
• 48:05
  Speaker 6: whole Christmas thing is over?
• 48:07
  Speaker 2: Wait?
• 48:07
  Speaker 13: Wait, wait to god? Man, what's your name?
• 48:10
  Speaker 11: Against?
• 48:10
  Speaker 3: Greg?
• 48:11
  Speaker 6: Who of the My name is? My name is Greg
• 48:15
  Speaker 6: and I live on Shadow Bend. I live fos streets
• 48:17
  Speaker 6: over from you.
• 48:18
  Speaker 13: I don't give her about where you live.
• 48:20
  Speaker 6: Man.
• 48:21
  Speaker 11: You know, how'd you get my number?
• 48:22
  Speaker 6: I got your number from the h O A. You know,
• 48:25
  Speaker 6: the president h O a I'm the one gave me
• 48:27
  Speaker 6: your number. But that but that's neither hearing nor that.
• 48:31
  Speaker 6: The big issue is the Christmas lights just got to
• 48:33
  Speaker 6: come down.
• 48:35
  Speaker 13: You sound like a joke, man, You sound like a
• 48:38
  Speaker 13: food What you're gonna take my Christmas?
• 48:41
  Speaker 6: Like? You know?
• 48:43
  Speaker 13: I keep those lights up?
• 48:44
  Speaker 11: You know why I keep those lights up.
• 48:46
  Speaker 6: I'm a listener.
• 48:47
  Speaker 13: My mama loves those lights. She keeps the lights up
• 48:52
  Speaker 13: a little bit longer than usual. But we don't give
• 48:55
  Speaker 13: a fuck about that as long as she's happy.
• 48:57
  Speaker 6: So okay, okay, okay, let me let you lit. I'm
• 49:01
  Speaker 6: hearing you with your mama. Understand that. You know you
• 49:04
  Speaker 6: got love for your mom. Cool, but take it out.
• 49:06
  Speaker 6: The whole neighborhood wants your life down. So I'm gonna
• 49:09
  Speaker 6: tell you this right here, from neighbor to night. You
• 49:11
  Speaker 6: got to tomorrow evening to take them life down. If not,
• 49:15
  Speaker 6: I'm gonna take them down, my damn shir What time
• 49:17
  Speaker 6: are you coming? Bro?
• 49:18
  Speaker 13: What time are you coming?
• 49:19
  Speaker 6: Okay, I'll tell you what I get off it fine,
• 49:21
  Speaker 6: I'll be at your house bout six to take these
• 49:23
  Speaker 6: dinner life down. If you're not.
• 49:24
  Speaker 13: Yeah, I mean looking for you too.
• 49:26
  Speaker 11: Man.
• 49:26
  Speaker 13: You know we got a big family. I'm gonna call
• 49:28
  Speaker 13: my brothers and we gonna meet you.
• 49:30
  Speaker 6: We're gonna meet you.
• 49:31
  Speaker 13: Because you ain't taking down You understand what I'm saying.
• 49:36
  Speaker 13: Light to gonna stay up.
• 49:37
  Speaker 6: Bro Okay, I don't care if you and your mama
• 49:41
  Speaker 6: got to take them damn life down. Hold up, brother,
• 49:44
  Speaker 6: what you say about my mama? God said you and
• 49:47
  Speaker 6: your mama can take them life down, but somebody got
• 49:49
  Speaker 6: to take them down. Mother?
• 49:51
  Speaker 13: You talking about my mom? We ain't taking down.
• 49:54
  Speaker 11: Where did you say you live?
• 49:56
  Speaker 6: I shadow being?
• 50:00
  Speaker 11: I'm gonna tell me you.
• 50:01
  Speaker 17: Just you're trying to You're trying to sign your death sentence.
• 50:05
  Speaker 17: If you come over to my crib and talk about.
• 50:09
  Speaker 11: Taking down our mother Christmas like you.
• 50:13
  Speaker 6: Man, you If I come over there and you and
• 50:17
  Speaker 6: your mama ain't on the ladder trying to get the
• 50:19
  Speaker 6: lights off that house, then I'm taking them down.
• 50:21
  Speaker 13: Hey man, you you're talking about my mama taking down
• 50:25
  Speaker 13: the light. I've got a baseball back for your mother.
• 50:30
  Speaker 17: And everybody at the h O A A. I don't
• 50:34
  Speaker 17: everybody at that club. You in whatever a shoe, he
• 50:37
  Speaker 17: and whatever.
• 50:38
  Speaker 6: I'm you up, Mama, I'm you up. Okay, well if
• 50:44
  Speaker 6: you if you meet up, you're gonna have to You're
• 50:46
  Speaker 6: gonna have to tie me up too. I'm gone. He's
• 50:50
  Speaker 6: the one told us you had the lights on the house.
• 50:52
  Speaker 6: It hadn't taken them down. Tell any one time?
• 50:55
  Speaker 1: Cool?
• 50:56
  Speaker 13: I mean you can you get over here right now?
• 50:59
  Speaker 6: I can come. I'll tell you what I come through there,
• 51:03
  Speaker 6: Me and timmy both will come through that. And that's
• 51:05
  Speaker 6: what you want.
• 51:05
  Speaker 11: Come on?
• 51:06
  Speaker 13: Mother? Sho silly?
• 51:10
  Speaker 6: Okay, So, so can I say something else? No?
• 51:13
  Speaker 1: What?
• 51:13
  Speaker 11: Mother?
• 51:14
  Speaker 6: Can I? Can I say one more thing to you?
• 51:16
  Speaker 3: Man?
• 51:16
  Speaker 13: You ain't got to say hell you say that.
• 51:19
  Speaker 6: When you get old men?
• 51:21
  Speaker 11: Yeah, you talking about my mama?
• 51:22
  Speaker 6: Man? Okay, hey, hey, hey, hey hey, calm down, dude,
• 51:26
  Speaker 6: calm down. Okay, I'm down about what? Can I say
• 51:32
  Speaker 6: something else? Can I say one more thing? Just that?
• 51:34
  Speaker 9: There?
• 51:34
  Speaker 6: One more thing? What all I'm gonna say this? Nephew
• 51:38
  Speaker 6: tire me from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Did you
• 51:42
  Speaker 6: say you you got to be kidding me?
• 51:46
  Speaker 8: Man?
• 51:53
  Speaker 13: Man?
• 51:57
  Speaker 6: You got dames?
• 51:57
  Speaker 2: You all right?
• 51:58
  Speaker 11: Man?
• 51:59
  Speaker 3: No?
• 51:59
  Speaker 13: Man, ain't all right?
• 52:00
  Speaker 3: Man?
• 52:01
  Speaker 13: What you got my blood pressure off?
• 52:04
  Speaker 6: What?
• 52:05
  Speaker 2: Hey?
• 52:06
  Speaker 8: Wow?
• 52:07
  Speaker 6: Hey, hey Jame, you got some labors? Russell and shot
• 52:11
  Speaker 6: Nie Russell and shte They are the ones that got
• 52:15
  Speaker 6: me the prank. Call you bad.
• 52:19
  Speaker 13: They ain't gonna get no Christmas present for me.
• 52:21
  Speaker 6: Next year. You shore have some boys. Man. Oh wow,
• 52:28
  Speaker 6: Oh you was heated.
• 52:29
  Speaker 2: Boy.
• 52:29
  Speaker 6: Oh man, you was heated.
• 52:31
  Speaker 11: Man.
• 52:33
  Speaker 6: One thing I didn't know about you, Jane. You love
• 52:35
  Speaker 6: your mama, don't you.
• 52:37
  Speaker 12: I love it.
• 52:37
  Speaker 2: I love it to death.
• 52:38
  Speaker 13: Man, you you you had to take it there.
• 52:41
  Speaker 11: That that's ain't right.
• 52:42
  Speaker 6: Man, Oh man, you gotta let me know. Man, what
• 52:50
  Speaker 6: is the baddest and I mean the baddest radio show
• 52:52
  Speaker 6: in the last Let me hear it?
• 52:54
  Speaker 13: Oh God, Steve Harvey in the Morning show, Man.
• 53:00
  Speaker 2: Curly. They got to take these lights down.
• 53:05
  Speaker 1: Tell people when to take their Christmas life.
• 53:07
  Speaker 3: Get to who we do?
• 53:09
  Speaker 6: Are you?
• 53:09
  Speaker 10: You hit the wrong switch and the whole house light
• 53:12
  Speaker 10: up stoves? Hey, getting ready, it's going down.
• 53:16
  Speaker 2: It is going down.
• 53:17
  Speaker 10: Milwaukee, Milwaukee, The Nephew was coming. That would be MLK
• 53:21
  Speaker 10: Weekend at the Improv and Milwaukee, Wisconsin. Tickets on sale
• 53:25
  Speaker 10: right now. The Nephew coming through. I ain't never been
• 53:28
  Speaker 10: up in there, so come watch me. Come see what
• 53:30
  Speaker 10: all of us is all about. Come see what ignorance,
• 53:33
  Speaker 10: heels straight in your face.
• 53:35
  Speaker 2: Where you're going? Where you're going?
• 53:38
  Speaker 18: Milwaukee, Wisconsin at the m problem MLK weekend yess yess Yes, sir,
• 53:46
  Speaker 18: Strawberry letters subject. He has a step away to take calls.
• 53:49
  Speaker 1: We'll get into that right after this.
• 53:52
  Speaker 16: Hey, it's Carla Farrell. Kick that old mopping bucket aside?
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• 54:24
  Speaker 1: Steve Robin Marsha man this last collar. Steve doesn't like
• 54:28
  Speaker 1: your new suits.
• 54:29
  Speaker 12: Yes, I'm just calling in to say we don't like
• 54:34
  Speaker 12: your new suit collection at all. We don't like the
• 54:39
  Speaker 12: shirt tie is the same color, and we don't like
• 54:42
  Speaker 12: all the pastels and the velvet and the faton looking suits.
• 54:48
  Speaker 12: Don't like the yellow shark ruses, light blues and a
• 54:52
  Speaker 12: coppery orange color.
• 54:55
  Speaker 1: But anyway shirt and.
• 54:57
  Speaker 6: Tie the same color just doesn't cut it.
• 55:00
  Speaker 1: We like your older collection better.
• 55:02
  Speaker 2: Thank you well, thank you, ma'am, thank you, thank you
• 55:05
  Speaker 2: for calling and everything.
• 55:07
  Speaker 8: And not to be disrespectful, but I didn't expect your
• 55:10
  Speaker 8: old ass to buy it in no way. The reason
• 55:14
  Speaker 8: that I made the shirts and tied the same is
• 55:16
  Speaker 8: because if you look, I've done taken on a more
• 55:18
  Speaker 8: monochromatic look, and that's what a lot of the guys
• 55:21
  Speaker 8: were asking for, so that's what I made. I don't
• 55:24
  Speaker 8: expect your old ass to change. Some old people just
• 55:28
  Speaker 8: never change, just stay the same. You probably had the
• 55:31
  Speaker 8: same hairstyle since nineteen eighty five. I ain't changed that either,
• 55:35
  Speaker 8: But I don't give a damn. If you don't like
• 55:37
  Speaker 8: the new suits, don't buy. They ain't for everybody and
• 55:41
  Speaker 8: not for sale for you to go find them old suits.
• 55:43
  Speaker 8: I used to sail with the vent in the back.
• 55:45
  Speaker 8: God see see who got one of them.
• 55:50
  Speaker 3: Up right after you.
• 55:52
  Speaker 9: It is time now for today's Strawberry Letter and listen.
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  Speaker 9: Reading your letter live on the air, just like we're
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  Speaker 9: going to read this one right here, right now, and
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  Speaker 9: you never know, it could be yours.
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  Speaker 2: You never know. Buckle up and hold on tight. We
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  Speaker 2: got it for you.
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  Speaker 12: Here.
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  Speaker 2: It is Strawberry letter.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you, not for your subject.
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  Speaker 9: He has to step away to take calls. Dear Stephen Shirley.
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  Speaker 9: I'm a thirty six year old married woman and my
• 56:30
  Speaker 9: husband is thirty three. We've been married for almost eight years,
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  Speaker 9: and he has told me that he regrets getting married
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  Speaker 9: so young. I asked him if he needed a break
• 56:39
  Speaker 9: from the marriage, and he said no. He told me
• 56:42
  Speaker 9: we could find ways to make our marriage work. So
• 56:45
  Speaker 9: we planned a trip back to our hometown and it
• 56:48
  Speaker 9: didn't work out as planned. We went for Thanksgiving and
• 56:52
  Speaker 9: there was a big game in town, so we barely
• 56:55
  Speaker 9: saw each other. I was busy with my parents and
• 56:58
  Speaker 9: he was out late every night. He came into my
• 57:00
  Speaker 9: parents home late and I noticed on the third night
• 57:03
  Speaker 9: that his cell phone was off while he slept. I
• 57:07
  Speaker 9: asked him about it the next morning and he said
• 57:09
  Speaker 9: it must have died, but it wasn't dead. Because I
• 57:13
  Speaker 9: turned it on and back off that same night. After
• 57:16
  Speaker 9: we spent the time in our hometown, his attitude changed.
• 57:20
  Speaker 9: He started posting more pictures on Instagram, and he was
• 57:24
  Speaker 9: constantly on his phone scrolling through social media posts. He
• 57:28
  Speaker 9: also started to get phone calls late in the evening,
• 57:32
  Speaker 9: and he would ignore them. I would check the phone
• 57:34
  Speaker 9: when he wasn't around, and I could see that he'd
• 57:37
  Speaker 9: always delete the incoming call log. Then, over the holidays,
• 57:41
  Speaker 9: a few calls came in and he had to step
• 57:44
  Speaker 9: away to take them. It happened when we had company
• 57:47
  Speaker 9: or we were out, so I couldn't question him or
• 57:50
  Speaker 9: cause a scene. On New Year's Eve, we decided to
• 57:53
  Speaker 9: stay in and have champagne at home. He was distant
• 57:57
  Speaker 9: and he played with his phone all night. At the
• 58:00
  Speaker 9: stroke of midnight, his phone rang and he stepped outside
• 58:06
  Speaker 9: to take the call. He told me he was going
• 58:08
  Speaker 9: to see the firewalk. Should I have confronted him at
• 58:12
  Speaker 9: that moment and ruined the beginning of a new year?
• 58:15
  Speaker 9: What's my husband up to?
• 58:17
  Speaker 6: All?
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  Speaker 2: Right? Sis?
• 58:19
  Speaker 3: This is bad?
• 58:20
  Speaker 1: This is really bad.
• 58:21
  Speaker 9: He's really doing too much with all of this, And yes,
• 58:24
  Speaker 9: you should have confronted him at that moment who says
• 58:27
  Speaker 9: it would have ruined the beginning of a new year.
• 58:30
  Speaker 9: He's getting phone calls all night, walking away from you
• 58:32
  Speaker 9: to talk. It's like he hasn't even told whoever it is,
• 58:37
  Speaker 9: that he's got a wife. You asked Steve and I
• 58:39
  Speaker 9: what is your husband up to? Well, what do you
• 58:42
  Speaker 9: think he's up to? I mean, what do you think
• 58:44
  Speaker 9: he's doing. I think he's disrespecting you right in your face.
• 58:47
  Speaker 9: I mean, you have to say something right then and
• 58:49
  Speaker 9: there when it's happening. He gets called out where the
• 58:53
  Speaker 9: stuff happens, you know, that's when he gets called out
• 58:56
  Speaker 9: where he's doing it.
• 58:57
  Speaker 1: That's it, period. I get that you don't want to
• 59:00
  Speaker 1: cause a scene.
• 59:01
  Speaker 9: You don't want to let people in your business and
• 59:03
  Speaker 9: all that, But when he's already doing that, he is,
• 59:07
  Speaker 9: he's already doing that when he steps away to take
• 59:09
  Speaker 9: a call. What do you think they're thinking when he
• 59:11
  Speaker 9: does that? The only thing he's trying to hide is
• 59:15
  Speaker 9: who it is. He's definitely not trying to hide the
• 59:17
  Speaker 9: fact that there's someone else he's talking to.
• 59:20
  Speaker 1: Doesn't he get that this is wrong? Doesn't he understand that?
• 59:24
  Speaker 9: Is that what he meant when he said he could
• 59:27
  Speaker 9: find ways to make the marriage work, or you guys
• 59:29
  Speaker 9: can find ways to make the marriage work. It sounds
• 59:32
  Speaker 9: like he thinks you're stupid because you even asked him
• 59:35
  Speaker 9: before all of this, did he need a break from
• 59:38
  Speaker 9: the marriage whatever that means, and.
• 59:41
  Speaker 1: He said no.
• 59:42
  Speaker 9: I just think you know, as you can see these
• 59:44
  Speaker 9: calls and your man or just out of control. You're
• 59:47
  Speaker 9: letting him do whatever he wants to do, and you're
• 59:50
  Speaker 9: not saying anything. I mean, I think it's way past
• 59:53
  Speaker 9: time for you to let him have it. You need
• 59:55
  Speaker 9: to shut it down.
• 59:57
  Speaker 1: Start with this. You got a car, I'm sure you
• 59:59
  Speaker 1: have a car.
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 9: Well, accidentally on purpose, run over his phone with your
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 9: car today, okay? And then when he asks you about it,
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 9: what he does, Just get a phone call. Just get
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 9: them You heard me, You heard me run over his
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 9: phone with the car, all right?
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 1: Walk away? Do what he does when he gets a
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 1: phone call when he asks you, Just walk away, Steve.
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 2: Let me just address this last comment that crazy made
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 2: in the new year. Just his phone and.
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 1: Who call you calling me crazy?
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 3: Take kills men?
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 1: Run over run over it with your car.
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 8: Yes, yes, if you got to run over your man's
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 8: phone with a car. The problem ain't the phone. Now,
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 8: let's go to the letter. He has to step away
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 8: to take calls. Now, this thirty six year old woman.
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 8: He's married to a thirty three year old man and
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 8: they've been married about eight years.
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 2: He made the announcement that he regrets getting married so young.
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 2: Did the math. He's gotten married at twenty five, that
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 2: is young. He has regretted it.
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 8: He didn't get the full OAHs, so in season in
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 8: he didn't get a lot of stuff out of his system.
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 8: He didn't get rid of the things he needed to
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 8: get rid of before he got married. So when he
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 8: got married, he did like a minister taught me. He
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 8: found out that the only thing changes the day after
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 8: you get married is the appearance of your left hand
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 8: third finger. I asked him if he needed a break
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 8: from the marriage. He said no, that's because most men
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 8: don't want to say let's take a break from the marriage,
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 8: or don't want to get a divorce or admit to defeat.
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 8: We just find ways around it, he said. He told
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 8: me he could find ways to make our marriage work.
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 8: That is the key to this whole letter. Because you
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 8: should have asked what all did he mean? You should
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 8: have had a thorough discussion about you gonna find ways
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 8: to make our marriage work. What you thought he said
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 8: was he was gonna work on the marriage. Oh, you
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 8: interpret it as he said he's gonna work on the marriage.
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 8: You didn't explore fine ways to make our marriage work,
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 8: even though I regret doing it so long.
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 2: When I come back, I'll explain the rest of him.
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 9: Hold, I thought Steve coming up. We'll have part two
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 9: of Steve's response too. He has to step away to
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 9: take phone calls. That is the subject of today's Strawberry letter.
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 9: We'll get back into it at twenty three minutes after
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 9: the hour right after this.
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 16: Hey, it's Carla Farroll. Kick that old mop and bucket aside.
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  Speaker 9: All right, Steve, come on, let's recap today's Strawberry letter.
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 9: The subject is he has to step away to take calls.
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, he do.
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 8: The reason he has to step away is because is
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 8: no way you need to hear these phone calls. Let's
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 8: just get with the obvious. Now, you can't get a
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 8: man at least some credit. At least he's stepping away.
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 8: It's time to be bruh, because let me tell you something.
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 8: If he don't step away, huh. He just told you
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 8: in the letter he was gonna find ways to make
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 8: the marriage work. Well, the way he found you don't
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 8: need to hear this. Now he got him married at
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 8: twenty five.
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 1: Like my answer, well see, but not see.
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 8: You don't like mine because my answer to truth. Your
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 8: answer was filled with speculation.
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 2: Running over phones and stuff. You pull the man phone
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 2: out and try to run over it with the car. Yeah,
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 2: that's them an ass ass late response.
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but you guys know how you are about your phone.
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 8: But let's get to the call of what's wrong. The
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 8: problem ain't the phone. He get a new phone, see
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 8: him called all his stuff in the clouds. He can
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 8: do all Yeah, he can get a new phone by
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 8: this evening. See now, because you acting funky, running over cars.
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 8: He gonna fix your ass because he gonna not he
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 8: gonna get track phone. See, he gonna buy a phone
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 8: at Walmart and put some minutes on it, and you
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 8: run over all these you want to.
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 1: That's for starters.
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 8: See that's so let's just understand that y'all ain't doing
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 8: nothing with this phone, and you're gonna mess around. Ain't
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 8: gonna see what track phone do. Ain't no clouds for that,
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 8: ain't no tracking now. So thirty six year old woman
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 8: married this boy that was twenty five. He told her
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 8: one day he regrets getting married so young. I asked
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 8: him if he needed a break from the marriage. He
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 8: said no, he told me find ways to make our
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 8: marriage work. What you should have did, like I told you,
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 8: was talk to him about what all he meant by that,
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 8: because what he meant by that, you thought he meant
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 8: he was gonna work on the marriage. No, he gonna
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 8: find some ways to make the marriage work for him.
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 8: So we planned the trip back to our hometown. Oh,
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 8: you thought that was it, you thought of y'all went
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 8: back to the hometown. That was gonna fix it.
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 2: And then she said right away it didn't work out.
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 8: His plan, because if that wasn't his plan, see, that
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 8: was y'all's plan. You said, let's go back to where
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 8: had all started, Well, where it all started. He was
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 8: twenty four.
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 2: Where had all started? He was so and oaks.
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 8: So you went to Thanksgiving and that was a big
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 8: game in town. We badly saw each other. I was
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 8: busy with my parents. He was laid out every night.
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 8: He came into my parents home late, and I noticed
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 8: the third night that his cell phone was off while
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 8: he slept. I asked him about it the next morning.
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 8: He said it must have died, or he could have
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 8: used another excuse and says, I turned my phone off
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 8: to give it some rest. Because you turned this phone
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 8: off at night so it could recharge itself. It all
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 8: break every now and then you know you have to
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 8: cut your phone off and cut it back off again,
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 8: cut it off and just let it needed a break
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 8: because I needed to reset it. So anyway, but it
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 8: wasn't dead because I turned it back on and off
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 8: the same night. That's why you use the other live
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 8: fellas go with it. I turned it off to reset it.
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 8: After we spent time in our hometown, his attitude change.
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 8: He started posting more pictures on Instagram. He was constantly
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 8: on his phone, scrolling through social media post Then he
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 8: started to get phone calls late in the evening. He
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 8: would ignore them, but I would check the phone when
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 8: he was around. I could see that he'd always delete
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 8: the incoming call.
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 3: Law my dog, your dog.
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 2: Well he do it all the right things to work
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 2: on his marriage, to save his marriage. No, listen to me.
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 2: I want you all to hear me so you learn
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 2: how to question your man.
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 8: When he said he was gonna find ways to make
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 8: our marriage work, you should have asked him exactly what
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 8: he meant by that, because it damn show wasn't a
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 8: trip back to the hometown.
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 2: That was part of it. But who was at the
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 2: hometown at the game is what you didn't know. M That's.
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 8: So now he call losts. You can't track no calls.
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 8: He ain't got no names listening. Then over the holidays,
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 8: a few calls came in and he had to step
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 8: away to take them. And it happened we had company
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 8: or when we were out, so I couldn't question him
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 8: or cause of sin. Well that's where being a little
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 8: bit polite, because most women I know would have opened
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 8: up with where you're going. Yeah, yeah, I get well.
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 8: I will all be outside taking calls. She'll walk out
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 8: there with you and listen. So I don't know how.
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 8: On New Year's Eve we decided to stay in and
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 8: have shamp champagne. He was distant. He played with his
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 8: phone all night. A stroke of midnight, his phone ring
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 8: and he stepped outside to take the call. He You
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 8: don't need to hear him wishing her happiness.
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 2: I love you, I miss you.
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 8: Happy new You'll wish you hear all that he working
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 8: on staying with you, and this is the only way
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 8: he can do it.
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 2: Don't you understand?
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 8: You should have asked him what I meant when he
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 8: said I'm gonna work on making this work, because he's
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 8: doing some shit.
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 2: I have confronted him at that moment of the New Year. Yes,
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 2: you should have. What's my husband up to? You're stupid
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 2: for asking the question.
• 1:09:24
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  Speaker 2: I can't back.
• 1:09:36
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• 1:09:39
  Speaker 1: Old Mop and bucket aside.
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  Speaker 1: So here's a question for you, Steve and Tommy and
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 1: Tommy and Jr.
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 9: If one of your relatives were going to write just
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 9: like a trashy tell all novel about you, about your family,
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 9: what would they write about you?
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 1: What would they say?
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 2: Go ahead, fellah would yeah.
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 1: Come on, Junior, I know your family, Tommy, what you got?
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 2: I know you guys. Oh that's that's telling on myself.
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 1: That's that bad, right, we gotta read these bussy.
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 8: I just I say I could do it with my
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 8: siblings because you got to remember my youngest brother, he's
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 8: eleven years older than me. Oh right, yeah, and when
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 8: we was growing up close, we ain't had no m hm.
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 8: They ain't gonna tell the damn thing.
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 2: Now?
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 4: Why why not?
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 3: Now?
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 2: Because I'm paying them.
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 8: Yeah, so my book would be all about my past.
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 8: He didn't have nothing, Okay, he stole.
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 1: He stopped saying that.
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 2: Miss Paye's house crossed the street. He broke in Jackson's
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 2: window and said he didn't do it all that.
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 10: Okay.
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 2: He came home every day with a bag of potato
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 2: chips in the pot and he ate where he gets
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 2: this money from.
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 5: He stole chips.
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 9: All right, ju, we love your family. Now, now what
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 9: would your family say about you in this book?
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 15: Oh, I'll stinch. You ain't gonna say I stench. I know,
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 15: I know they gonna say I'm stinch. Ain't gonna say
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 15: he ain't sharing nothing.
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 3: I ain't shared nothing.
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 15: No steno my sister, No, my life got messed up
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 15: four years after I was born.
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 3: When she got here, it changed.
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 1: I became standing in because she got anything.
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 14: You're jealous all the way.
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 15: All of a sudden, all my toys, yeah, I couldn't
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 15: stand as four. All my toy used to be everywhere,
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 15: my fifth Christmas chain, just your stuff in the corner.
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 1: I couldn't stand a ass.
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 3: Since then.
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 1: I'm over behind the tree opening gainst. Didn't nobody see me?
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 3: I did nobody know.
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 1: Where I got.
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 3: Love it. I got a remote control car. You gotta what.
• 1:12:48
  Speaker 15: Behind the trail? Nobody to see me her stuff everywhere.
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 15: I he we've been friends since I know your sister.
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 5: Yeah a grudge here? Yeah?
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 2: All right, guys, thank.
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 8: You, good morning. This is your man, Steve Harvey. And
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 8: my New Year's resolutions are the same as they been
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 8: all year long. That ain't your business. Happy New Year,
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 8: y'all from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Keep your resolutions
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 8: to yourself. A lot of haters out there. Don't let
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 8: them shake your baby.
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 10: Ah.
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 9: So Steve Tony on Facebook Rights, one of my coworkers
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 9: is getting on my nerves and it feels like it
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 9: could lend me into some serious HR trouble. He and
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 9: his girlfriend just broke up, and it seems like he's
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 9: getting into revenge porn mode and she.
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 1: Works with us.
• 1:13:39
  Speaker 9: I guess the two of them used to enjoy recording
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 9: their sexual activities, and now he's trying to corner me
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 9: at least eight different times, trying to get me.
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 1: To watch them while he laughs about it.
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 9: I've tried walking away, telling him I'm not interested, advising
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 9: him to delete the stuff and get therapy, but brother
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 9: man is not getting it out at the point where
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 9: I'm afraid this is all going to backfire on me.
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 9: Do I snitch and say something to my boss?
• 1:14:06
  Speaker 1: Or do I keep it quiet?
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 2: So he a little park for that? Yeah?
• 1:14:11
  Speaker 1: Ye on every level.
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 8: The dude that recorded the girl, Yeah, that's he weak.
• 1:14:18
  Speaker 8: Weak man, he we he weak. And now look, man,
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 8: you've told the dude he need to get some therapy.
• 1:14:26
  Speaker 8: He wants you to watch this. Look, man, I don't
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 8: want to watch you though. I don't want to see you, yeah,
• 1:14:34
  Speaker 8: with your girl naked dog? Hey, man, show ass wait
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 8: for me and then just tell him. Look, man, hey, look,
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 8: I'm gonna tell you one more time. Don't come to
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 8: me with that. I have no interest in that.
• 1:14:48
  Speaker 6: Now.
• 1:14:48
  Speaker 8: If you keep doing that, man, So obviously the dude
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 8: that writing a letter, he's like tossed.
• 1:14:54
  Speaker 2: Up a little bit.
• 1:14:54
  Speaker 8: He don't know what that is, right exactly, you know, man, Look,
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 8: just hey man, I'm telling you right now, don't show
• 1:15:01
  Speaker 8: me nothing.
• 1:15:01
  Speaker 2: I ain't interested in this.
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 8: And if you keep doing it, man, I'm gonna have
• 1:15:05
  Speaker 8: to I'm gonna have to report it, right and just
• 1:15:09
  Speaker 8: tell him you're gonna report it.
• 1:15:10
  Speaker 2: But then don't you know, don't man, don't go in
• 1:15:13
  Speaker 2: there and mess this girl up in him up over
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 2: trying to show you somewhere you can see. You can
• 1:15:20
  Speaker 2: stop anybody from showing you anything. You ain't got to
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 2: sit that.
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 6: Well.
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 8: See now, Yeah, I understand that if you in corporate America,
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 8: which I ain't never been so, but you ain't gonna
• 1:15:33
  Speaker 8: keep showing me. Nohe told you now, we ain't gotta
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 8: go talk to no damn about it?
• 1:15:38
  Speaker 2: About it? I see your ass one more time on
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 2: his phone.
• 1:15:42
  Speaker 8: Tell you I'm gonna bust it. If I see it
• 1:15:45
  Speaker 8: on I'm I'm gonna punch you dead in your mouth.
• 1:15:49
  Speaker 8: You bring another picture your neggadi ass in here.
• 1:15:51
  Speaker 2: See what happened?
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 9: Huh? Yeah, we have another one. This is from Pam
• 1:16:04
  Speaker 9: on Steve Harvey FM. Pam writes, my boyfriend and I
• 1:16:07
  Speaker 9: have been together for three years. We currently live in
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 9: the same town as his parents, and since we moved
• 1:16:12
  Speaker 9: here about a year ago, we've had dinner with his
• 1:16:15
  Speaker 9: family once a week. I'm not sure why he wants
• 1:16:18
  Speaker 9: to continue doing this because, from what I can see,
• 1:16:21
  Speaker 9: none of his family seems to like one another. They're
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 9: all mean to each other and it brings out a
• 1:16:26
  Speaker 9: side of my boyfriend that I don't normally see and
• 1:16:29
  Speaker 9: definitely don't like. He's not like that when we're together,
• 1:16:32
  Speaker 9: and I don't want to have a family with him
• 1:16:35
  Speaker 9: if that's what our future is going to look like.
• 1:16:37
  Speaker 9: Should I see this as a sign that making a
• 1:16:40
  Speaker 9: new family with my boyfriend would be a mistake, or
• 1:16:43
  Speaker 9: should I just try to get him to cut his
• 1:16:45
  Speaker 9: toxic family out of his life.
• 1:16:48
  Speaker 8: Why don't you try telling him you're not interested in
• 1:16:51
  Speaker 8: the once a week dinners anymore? Yeah, okay, I think
• 1:16:55
  Speaker 8: that would be a good way to start, because he's
• 1:16:57
  Speaker 8: gonna have to say why, and you just say, I
• 1:16:59
  Speaker 8: just don't enjoy sitting there listening to that. It seems
• 1:17:02
  Speaker 8: very negative and it's leaving a bad taste in my mouth,
• 1:17:05
  Speaker 8: and it's got me thinking, if we continue at this pace,
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 8: we're gonna end up just like that.
• 1:17:10
  Speaker 2: And I don't want to have a family. And I'm
• 1:17:13
  Speaker 2: not gonna sleep at you. You take your old dad.
• 1:17:19
  Speaker 1: That's the last little jab saying real soft? Uh, how
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 1: doeshould she say?
• 1:17:26
  Speaker 13: Steve?
• 1:17:27
  Speaker 2: And you know, and all this in and there just
• 1:17:28
  Speaker 2: something I don't want to stand up like that anymore then,
• 1:17:31
  Speaker 2: and I'm not gonna sleep with you take you.
• 1:17:38
  Speaker 6: Know.
• 1:17:38
  Speaker 8: And that's when he had to squeeze, what yes, what
• 1:17:41
  Speaker 8: did she just? I just I just I And then
• 1:17:45
  Speaker 8: just do that girl, I just I just don't speak.
• 1:17:50
  Speaker 8: I can't, I can't and then cry a little all right,
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 8: and then cry a little Oh, he got to do something.
• 1:18:00
  Speaker 2: All right.
• 1:18:00
  Speaker 9: Coming up in twenty minutes after the hour, we'll have
• 1:18:02
  Speaker 9: more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 1:18:04
  Speaker 1: Right after this. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 1:18:11
  Speaker 9: While New Year's resolutions encourage us to look forward, sometimes
• 1:18:14
  Speaker 9: it's also important to look back, take a look back sometimes,
• 1:18:17
  Speaker 9: if only to make sure we leave things in the past.
• 1:18:21
  Speaker 9: So here's a question for you guys, what would you
• 1:18:24
  Speaker 9: like to leave behind it?
• 1:18:26
  Speaker 2: For me, it's the same because you can't get it back,
• 1:18:30
  Speaker 2: and looking back oftentimes is not Beneficialkay. I've said this
• 1:18:37
  Speaker 2: one hundred times. There's a reason why the windshield is
• 1:18:42
  Speaker 2: sixty times bigger than the rearview mirror. There is a
• 1:18:46
  Speaker 2: reason for that.
• 1:18:48
  Speaker 8: So I'm more of a look forward person than living
• 1:18:51
  Speaker 8: in regret or wishing something could continue at all like that.
• 1:18:56
  Speaker 8: So I'm more of a windshield guy than a rear
• 1:18:59
  Speaker 8: view miracle, which is going to be a part of
• 1:19:01
  Speaker 8: my clothing in marks today.
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  Speaker 1: So oh good, okay, all right, Junior Tommy, anything you want.
• 1:19:09
  Speaker 2: To add, Nephew behind, No, they gonna hear it.
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  Speaker 1: Right what uh huh?
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  Speaker 7: That's it?
• 1:19:22
  Speaker 1: Uh?
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  Speaker 9: That was real, juniorish, Nephew, that was real, Junior. I
• 1:19:29
  Speaker 9: tell you all right on that note, we're out of here.
• 1:19:32
  Speaker 9: Coming up in thirty three minutes after the hour, we'll
• 1:19:35
  Speaker 9: play another round and would you rather right after this.
• 1:19:42
  Speaker 1: Now they're gonna hear me.
• 1:19:47
  Speaker 8: Good morning, Happy New Year from the Steve Harby Morning Show.
• 1:19:51
  Speaker 8: It's gonna be a good in y'all.
• 1:19:55
  Speaker 16: Hey, it's Carla Farroll. Kick that old mopping bucket aside.
• 1:19:59
  Speaker 16: Are you ready for a mop.
• 1:20:00
  Speaker 1: And bucket clean?
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• 1:20:26
  Speaker 9: It is time now for a rounded. Would you rather
• 1:20:28
  Speaker 9: let's go? Would you rather not have sex for a year?
• 1:20:33
  Speaker 9: Be or have it every day of your life? But
• 1:20:38
  Speaker 9: no orgasm?
• 1:20:39
  Speaker 1: But we ain't gonna reach nothing.
• 1:20:42
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go with a because for
• 1:20:45
  Speaker 2: a whole year you ain't you ain't getting nothing.
• 1:20:48
  Speaker 1: No, huh, that's hard for nothing.
• 1:20:55
  Speaker 2: Stop. Okay, that's enough. What man?
• 1:21:03
  Speaker 8: You know how crazy you're gonna be looking every day
• 1:21:05
  Speaker 8: you let me, let me tell you something. Dog, you're
• 1:21:10
  Speaker 8: gonna be looking real crazy. You could be looking real
• 1:21:12
  Speaker 8: crazy thirty days of that right there, you're.
• 1:21:14
  Speaker 2: Gonna No, it's not good. That's not good. No, I
• 1:21:20
  Speaker 2: just wait a year.
• 1:21:21
  Speaker 5: It's just the whole year, okay.
• 1:21:23
  Speaker 2: May I might have to jump back on this year. Yeah.
• 1:21:27
  Speaker 2: This every day nothing nothing? Yeah, you know nothing.
• 1:21:32
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I's got said stop yeah, but.
• 1:21:38
  Speaker 1: Stupid.
• 1:21:41
  Speaker 2: All right, every day.
• 1:21:47
  Speaker 8: Somebody's been to get knocked unconscious. That's all I'm telling you. God,
• 1:21:53
  Speaker 8: Yeah we got We're not said Swiss. Let's stay out
• 1:21:55
  Speaker 8: of that.
• 1:21:56
  Speaker 1: Okay, all right, So you're going for a year, nothing
• 1:21:59
  Speaker 1: for you here?
• 1:22:00
  Speaker 2: All right? All right?
• 1:22:01
  Speaker 9: Would you rather be despised by your family and friends
• 1:22:05
  Speaker 9: but greatly loved by the general public, or be loved
• 1:22:08
  Speaker 9: by your family and friends and greatly despised by the
• 1:22:11
  Speaker 9: general public.
• 1:22:12
  Speaker 2: Which one, Oh want my family? Family. I've been both
• 1:22:18
  Speaker 2: of them. I've been both of them. I've been each
• 1:22:27
  Speaker 2: for long stretches of time.
• 1:22:30
  Speaker 9: Hated by your family and loved by the public. And yeah, yeah,
• 1:22:34
  Speaker 9: loved by your family and hated by the public.
• 1:22:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, I've been both of them from long periods
• 1:22:39
  Speaker 2: of time.
• 1:22:40
  Speaker 5: Have we ever had a wool man?
• 1:22:42
  Speaker 2: He raised? He said, what.
• 1:22:48
  Speaker 6: I had?
• 1:22:48
  Speaker 2: Both of them.
• 1:22:50
  Speaker 3: Hard?
• 1:22:52
  Speaker 1: Okay, all right, so you have not a choice between
• 1:22:55
  Speaker 1: the two.
• 1:22:55
  Speaker 2: You know, both of them hard, but experience if you
• 1:23:00
  Speaker 2: have love. I've had experience with boat.
• 1:23:02
  Speaker 1: For listen, Tommy said, he chooses family. Family.
• 1:23:07
  Speaker 2: At the end of it, I'd rather had a family.
• 1:23:10
  Speaker 2: I just stay in the house. I've had to do that.
• 1:23:15
  Speaker 2: You do know that I've had to stay my ass
• 1:23:18
  Speaker 2: in housing.
• 1:23:19
  Speaker 8: Just feel some love and support. It's gonna be all right. Daddy,
• 1:23:22
  Speaker 8: shut up, don't know.
• 1:23:28
  Speaker 3: Ain't happening to you all. We love you. Dang. That's
• 1:23:35
  Speaker 3: today's brother.
• 1:23:36
  Speaker 1: Would you rather this ignorant show coming up?
• 1:23:40
  Speaker 9: In forty nine minutes after the hour, our last break
• 1:23:43
  Speaker 9: of the day, is closing remarks.
• 1:23:46
  Speaker 2: Steve Harvey.
• 1:23:47
  Speaker 1: Right after this, you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 1:23:51
  Speaker 16: Ray, it's Carlo ferryl kick that old mop and bucket aside?
• 1:23:55
  Speaker 16: Are you ready for a mop and bucket clean and
• 1:23:58
  Speaker 16: half the time make the swap so Swiffer Power mom
• 1:24:01
  Speaker 16: see all in one Cleaning Hero has a built in
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  Speaker 16: solution that breaks down dirt and grime like magic. With
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  Speaker 16: hundreds of scrubbing strips on the pad, it absorbs sticky
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  Speaker 16: messes with ease. Plus, it'll leave your home smelling great
• 1:24:15
  Speaker 16: for hours after cleaning. Get yours today and mock smarter
• 1:24:19
  Speaker 16: with the Swiffer Power mom.
• 1:24:21
  Speaker 9: Here we are, guys, our last break of the day
• 1:24:25
  Speaker 9: on this Friday as we head into the weekend. Uh, Steve,
• 1:24:29
  Speaker 9: Before we get out of here, just one more would
• 1:24:32
  Speaker 9: you rather question?
• 1:24:32
  Speaker 12: Please?
• 1:24:33
  Speaker 9: Okay, I'm curious. Would you rather live as a pastor
• 1:24:40
  Speaker 9: for one month?
• 1:24:42
  Speaker 6: One?
• 1:24:43
  Speaker 2: That's just I'm off here, probably do that? But what
• 1:24:46
  Speaker 2: I can't hear you?
• 1:24:47
  Speaker 6: What I know?
• 1:24:50
  Speaker 1: I know he's mumbling over there.
• 1:24:51
  Speaker 9: Would you rather live as a pastor for a month
• 1:24:54
  Speaker 9: or would you rather live as a stripper for a month?
• 1:24:59
  Speaker 6: Yes?
• 1:25:00
  Speaker 13: Take it off? Take it.
• 1:25:03
  Speaker 8: I ain't gonna be able to make it as a
• 1:25:04
  Speaker 8: stripper because you know, it ain't what it used to be.
• 1:25:10
  Speaker 6: You know.
• 1:25:10
  Speaker 3: You know how when I'm talking.
• 1:25:13
  Speaker 8: About my body, don't get tired. You know, I got
• 1:25:18
  Speaker 8: a little stomach. You know what I'm saying. It ain't
• 1:25:20
  Speaker 8: quite you know some people like that.
• 1:25:22
  Speaker 6: You never know.
• 1:25:23
  Speaker 2: Well, now once I strip, you know what, you know
• 1:25:30
  Speaker 2: what you're saying, We're gonna get some dollars out here.
• 1:25:36
  Speaker 2: I'm not gonna be a fully close pastor even I'm
• 1:25:38
  Speaker 2: just letting you know what.
• 1:25:41
  Speaker 8: Past I work out bet as a pastor for a month,
• 1:25:46
  Speaker 8: but it ain't gonna like do like every Sunday, do
• 1:25:50
  Speaker 8: a sermon like bowl in the row without cussing.
• 1:25:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah, give me a title of your sermon?
• 1:25:57
  Speaker 8: Uh, like you know, trying to ease into it, you know,
• 1:26:00
  Speaker 8: sermons like you know what the hell was y'all thinking.
• 1:26:05
  Speaker 9: That's the title on Sunday morning church in front of
• 1:26:10
  Speaker 9: the hell? Okay, Jesus all title service.
• 1:26:15
  Speaker 6: You know.
• 1:26:16
  Speaker 8: I want to get people at church. I want people
• 1:26:17
  Speaker 8: to come to church. Yeah, she may not be all that,
• 1:26:23
  Speaker 8: and maybe she is. There's a little hope at the end. Yeah,
• 1:26:30
  Speaker 8: why your sermon titles sound like Strawberry, let us, that's
• 1:26:35
  Speaker 8: why my church gonna be full Strawberry, Today's servant Jesus
• 1:26:41
  Speaker 8: on the main line. I'm on line too. What's behind
• 1:26:52
  Speaker 8: that door?
• 1:26:54
  Speaker 1: Pik a boo, that's a sermon.
• 1:26:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm my church is gonna be full.
• 1:27:05
  Speaker 16: Well, how you feel this's the first Friday of the
• 1:27:07
  Speaker 16: new year, wrapping this week up.
• 1:27:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you know, I feel good. You know, I'm excited
• 1:27:13
  Speaker 2: about the prospects of the new year. I'm grateful for
• 1:27:16
  Speaker 2: last year.
• 1:27:17
  Speaker 8: All that happened is you know, like you know, when
• 1:27:21
  Speaker 8: I have setbacks and stuff like that, a setback is
• 1:27:26
  Speaker 8: just a set up for a comeback.
• 1:27:29
  Speaker 2: I've always known that.
• 1:27:32
  Speaker 8: The fact that he allowed me to live through that
• 1:27:35
  Speaker 8: year and survive at all, Just like everybody else that's listening,
• 1:27:39
  Speaker 8: you live through it, and you survived at all. As
• 1:27:41
  Speaker 8: horrific as it may have been, you survived at all, right,
• 1:27:47
  Speaker 8: the good, the bad, the ugly, the indifferent, you survived
• 1:27:50
  Speaker 8: at all.
• 1:27:51
  Speaker 2: It's such a blessing.
• 1:27:53
  Speaker 8: Man, to still be here and still be given yet
• 1:27:57
  Speaker 8: another year, another opportunity.
• 1:28:00
  Speaker 2: You just got to look at that that way, man,
• 1:28:02
  Speaker 2: I don't have any other way I can look at it.
• 1:28:05
  Speaker 9: But you know what, Steve, you know in spite of
• 1:28:07
  Speaker 9: all of that, and that's wonderful and I feel you
• 1:28:11
  Speaker 9: and everything. But there are people out here that are struggling.
• 1:28:14
  Speaker 9: Even though you say that, you know they're dealing with
• 1:28:16
  Speaker 9: depression and stuff like that.
• 1:28:18
  Speaker 1: You know, what would you say? What would you say
• 1:28:20
  Speaker 1: to them?
• 1:28:21
  Speaker 6: You know?
• 1:28:22
  Speaker 2: I mean, you know, therapy is real. Therapy is real.
• 1:28:25
  Speaker 8: You have to seek help. But I got news for you.
• 1:28:28
  Speaker 8: There is no greater help than prayer. Even if you
• 1:28:31
  Speaker 8: go to therapy. The therapists need prayer.
• 1:28:34
  Speaker 1: And they work well together. I like them together.
• 1:28:37
  Speaker 2: And you got preyer. Don't underestimate the power of prayer. Prayer.
• 1:28:44
  Speaker 8: Yes, it's so important, y'all because it provides you a
• 1:28:49
  Speaker 8: level of.
• 1:28:50
  Speaker 2: Hope and assurance.
• 1:28:53
  Speaker 6: Right.
• 1:28:54
  Speaker 8: That's your life is based on your level of faith.
• 1:29:00
  Speaker 8: What the average person don't try to get to sometimes,
• 1:29:03
  Speaker 8: come on, boy, you are where you are because of
• 1:29:06
  Speaker 8: what you believe. Yes, yes, yes, if your belief factor,
• 1:29:15
  Speaker 8: you up your received factor.
• 1:29:20
  Speaker 12: More.
• 1:29:20
  Speaker 2: If you up your belief factor, you up your received factor.
• 1:29:25
  Speaker 2: It's a fact.
• 1:29:26
  Speaker 8: It's it's the law of attraction. It's everything. It's a
• 1:29:30
  Speaker 8: man is as he thinks. It's the law of attraction
• 1:29:33
  Speaker 8: is real, whether you believe it or not, accept it
• 1:29:35
  Speaker 8: or not. That's the way it works. It's the same
• 1:29:38
  Speaker 8: way that your TV remote works. If you point your
• 1:29:41
  Speaker 8: remote at your TV and you press the own button,
• 1:29:44
  Speaker 8: you know what, while that TV.
• 1:29:46
  Speaker 2: Comes on partly because you believe it's gonna come on. Yeah, yeah,
• 1:29:51
  Speaker 2: See this remote control.
• 1:29:53
  Speaker 8: That you have in your hand is based on the
• 1:29:56
  Speaker 8: belief system. It's in the very beginning. God set it
• 1:30:02
  Speaker 8: up that way. See God could have just created the
• 1:30:04
  Speaker 8: world and lit it up, but he specifically in the
• 1:30:08
  Speaker 8: beginning said in the beginning, he said, let that be light.
• 1:30:13
  Speaker 2: Words.
• 1:30:14
  Speaker 8: Yep, he was showing you the power of your words
• 1:30:18
  Speaker 8: when he's said let there be light, and that was life.
• 1:30:21
  Speaker 2: You have to manifest your life.
• 1:30:23
  Speaker 8: You have to project and talk about your life, and
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  Speaker 8: you have to remove all negativity. I just was texting
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  Speaker 8: somebody early this morning about that who's going through something such.
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  Speaker 2: I'm so tired all the time. This is hard.
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  Speaker 8: It's hard, and you're tired. But if you're gonna make
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  Speaker 8: that the forefront of it, it's gonna ever be hard.
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  Speaker 8: It's gonna forever be tired. Wy don't you speak about
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  Speaker 8: the results you want. That's what I gotta say. That's
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  Speaker 8: my clothing remarks to day.
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  Speaker 2: I hope you enjoyed y'all. Stay in faith. Gonna be
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  Speaker 2: a great year this year if you expect it to be.
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  Speaker 2: Thank you very much. See you tomorrow. I don't know
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  Speaker 2: about this year.
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  Speaker 1: I'm waita egg.
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