Latest / The Steve Harvey Morning Show / FULL SHOW: It's A Condition, Strawberry Letter: He's About To Mess Around & Find Out - 2.27.26
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- 0:00Speaker 1: Today show is pre recorded. Y'all know what time, y'all
- 0:05Speaker 1: don't know y'all bad at all at all. Soon given.
- 0:15Speaker 2: Back a million bus boozy.
- 0:24Speaker 3: Listening to.
- 0:26Speaker 4: Show I don't joy, yeah, joy, you.
- 0:59Speaker 5: Don't love you. You gotta turn.
- 1:40Speaker 4: Got to turn the mouth turn probably got to turn
- 1:44Speaker 4: the mouth turn out.
- 1:47Speaker 3: Wo come come on, you'll think, aha, I sure will.
- 2:03Speaker 3: Good morning everybody. You're listening to the voice, Come.
- 2:07Speaker 2: On, dig me now, one and only Steve Harvey, I
- 2:11Speaker 2: got a radio show, just trying to give God some back,
- 2:18Speaker 2: just some back of what even gave me, just a portion,
- 2:21Speaker 2: you know. Just I'm just trying, man to to show
- 2:26Speaker 2: some type of gratitude for all his blessings. I'm just
- 2:31Speaker 2: trying to, man, just get it right sometimes, you know
- 2:36Speaker 2: what I mean. I mean, man, you just can't do
- 2:38Speaker 2: what you want to do and just live wrong all
- 2:40Speaker 2: the time. Man, you gotta at one point in time, Steve,
- 2:43Speaker 2: come home. Man, come on, man, you could do better.
- 2:46Speaker 1: I know you can.
- 2:48Speaker 3: You know, saying and you know what I had to do.
- 2:50Speaker 2: I had to stop saying I'm gonna try to do better,
- 2:53Speaker 2: and I just had to say, hey, man, I'm going
- 2:56Speaker 2: to do better, you know, trying is just to put
- 2:59Speaker 2: forth if and then if it don't work, well okay.
- 3:02Speaker 2: But if you make up in your mind that I'm
- 3:04Speaker 2: going to do something, then trying isn't enough. It's getting
- 3:08Speaker 2: it done is the only thing that matters. See, it's
- 3:10Speaker 2: the difference between doing and trying. We're gonna try to
- 3:14Speaker 2: win the game, or we're gonna go out here to
- 3:16Speaker 2: win the game. Now, trying to win the game means
- 3:19Speaker 2: that you could lose. But when you got in your
- 3:21Speaker 2: mind made up, most athletes will tell you that they
- 3:25Speaker 2: go out there with the full intent and purpose of
- 3:27Speaker 2: winning and winning only see they don't put the second
- 3:31Speaker 2: place finish on the cover of Sports Illustrated.
- 3:33Speaker 3: Second place don't get you there. You you got to win.
- 3:37Speaker 2: And now take it out of the scope of athletics,
- 3:40Speaker 2: but keep it in that type of analogy in life. Man,
- 3:43Speaker 2: you just want to you want to win in life,
- 3:45Speaker 2: don't you. I mean, at the end of the day,
- 3:48Speaker 2: don't you want to be on the cover of Sports
- 3:49Speaker 2: Illustrated of life? Don't you want to be recognized for
- 3:53Speaker 2: your hard work? Don't you want you know, to be
- 3:56Speaker 2: recognized within the bonus structure down at your job.
- 3:59Speaker 3: Don't you want to have your plaque up on the
- 4:02Speaker 3: wall down at your job.
- 4:03Speaker 2: I mean most people do. Some people could care less.
- 4:05Speaker 2: Some people don't care about looking good or being their best,
- 4:08Speaker 2: And that's cool. But I ain't talking to them though,
- 4:10Speaker 2: I'm talking to you. I'm talking to those of you
- 4:13Speaker 2: who want to be the best you can be. You know,
- 4:16Speaker 2: people kill me when they getting mad at people. And
- 4:20Speaker 2: he Brown knows and he all up on the employee
- 4:22Speaker 2: of the month man, the dude doing his job to
- 4:24Speaker 2: the best of his ability, and he getting recognized for it.
- 4:27Speaker 2: What they got to do with all that you're talking
- 4:28Speaker 2: about because you ain't up there. There's amazing, man, how
- 4:31Speaker 2: people describe other people's success.
- 4:33Speaker 3: He's so lucky. Lucky?
- 4:35Speaker 2: Hey, man, do they kind of get you a little
- 4:37Speaker 2: bit when people call you lucky? Well, let me tell
- 4:40Speaker 2: you what luck really is, y'all. Lucky is when hard
- 4:43Speaker 2: work bumps up into opportunity. Some people call that luck.
- 4:47Speaker 2: But hold on, let's think about this. If you wasn't
- 4:51Speaker 2: working hard, an opportunity presented itself, what would you call that?
- 4:56Speaker 2: But see, when you've been working hard and opportunity presents
- 4:59Speaker 2: itself and it bumps up in each other Now people
- 5:01Speaker 2: want to call that luck, but hold up, he got
- 5:03Speaker 2: to park though to day, ain't paying no attention to Yeah,
- 5:05Speaker 2: that opportunity came by, But if you had not been
- 5:08Speaker 2: working hard, and the hard work.
- 5:10Speaker 3: Had not ran up in the opportunity, what would you have? No, sir,
- 5:13Speaker 3: it's not luck, it's work.
- 5:15Speaker 2: It is work, because there's a scripture that said faith
- 5:18Speaker 2: without works is dead. But my mama was a Sunday
- 5:22Speaker 2: school teacher. She taught me enough. Though now I know
- 5:25Speaker 2: differen between right and wrong just like you do. You
- 5:28Speaker 2: ain't got to, you know, it kills me when people
- 5:30Speaker 2: write a strawberry letter?
- 5:31Speaker 3: Am I wrong for this?
- 5:32Speaker 6: You know?
- 5:33Speaker 3: Good? Well look at this? Read your letter? Are you
- 5:36Speaker 3: wrong for this?
- 5:36Speaker 7: You know?
- 5:37Speaker 3: You're wrong? What you don't need els to be telling,
- 5:39Speaker 3: you know?
- 5:39Speaker 2: But I'm gonna do this anyway. Well else, hee, go ahead, though,
- 5:42Speaker 2: do what you want to do. But you know what, y'all,
- 5:45Speaker 2: here's the best advice I can give you. And this
- 5:47Speaker 2: is what I really came to talk about this morning,
- 5:50Speaker 2: but I got sidetracked because I listened. Get out of
- 5:54Speaker 2: your own way. So many of us are blocking our
- 5:57Speaker 2: home blessings. We just in my own way. We are
- 6:02Speaker 2: in our own way. And one of the most dangerous
- 6:05Speaker 2: ways you can get in your way is to do
- 6:08Speaker 2: it your way, to get it figured your way, and
- 6:12Speaker 2: to lock in on your way, and this the way
- 6:14Speaker 2: it's got to go. Do you know how many people
- 6:17Speaker 2: are blocking their blessing? Do you know how long I
- 6:19Speaker 2: block mind? With that mindset right there? Look, because this
- 6:24Speaker 2: the way you do it, you think that makes it
- 6:26Speaker 2: the right way? You think jazz, because you done thought
- 6:29Speaker 2: on it long and hard, and that's what you really want.
- 6:32Speaker 2: Do you really think that your way is the right
- 6:34Speaker 2: way or could that be a better way?
- 6:36Speaker 3: See?
- 6:37Speaker 2: Until I started listening to God and started paying attention
- 6:40Speaker 2: to his way, man, I was spinning my wheels.
- 6:43Speaker 7: Man.
- 6:44Speaker 3: I was out here so determined this how I was
- 6:46Speaker 3: gonna do it.
- 6:47Speaker 2: But you know I had to learn how to get
- 6:49Speaker 2: out of my own way because just because I could
- 6:51Speaker 2: do it my way didn't mean it was the right way.
- 6:55Speaker 2: I had to get out of my own way. Just
- 6:59Speaker 2: get out your way? Man, Now, what what what does
- 7:03Speaker 2: that mean? That means, see, set your goals, That means
- 7:10Speaker 2: have your dreams. That I'm saying set your goals, man,
- 7:14Speaker 2: I ain't saying don't set goals.
- 7:16Speaker 3: Listen to me.
- 7:16Speaker 2: Set your goals. What is it you want to happen?
- 7:19Speaker 2: What is it you like to have, What is it
- 7:21Speaker 2: you like to be? What do you aspire to? Set
- 7:24Speaker 2: your goals and set your dreams. Now take your goals
- 7:29Speaker 2: and your dreams to God and ask God to show
- 7:33Speaker 2: you how. Man, you can save yourself a lot of pain.
- 7:38Speaker 2: Listen to somebody who did it his way for so long.
- 7:42Speaker 3: And when I.
- 7:43Speaker 2: Finally got out of my way, out of my own way.
- 7:46Speaker 2: When you've heard old people say, let go and let God,
- 7:50Speaker 2: you've heard them say that I didn't I didn't get it,
- 7:53Speaker 2: but I got it. Now let go and let God.
- 7:57Speaker 2: And it's amazing little saying. Though now you know you
- 8:00Speaker 2: ain't not get it now. It took me a bunch
- 8:01Speaker 2: of years to.
- 8:02Speaker 3: Get it too.
- 8:03Speaker 2: But when I took my goals and my dreams and
- 8:06Speaker 2: my vision to God and I said, God, this is
- 8:09Speaker 2: what I hope for, this is what I aspired to,
- 8:11Speaker 2: this is what I want to be, this is why
- 8:13Speaker 2: I would love to get to. Then I said, help
- 8:16Speaker 2: me show me how, point me in the right direction,
- 8:21Speaker 2: let me follow your footsteps, guide me, and give me
- 8:24Speaker 2: a spirit of discernment. Show me who wrong because I
- 8:27Speaker 2: meet people every day. Ain't up to no good with
- 8:29Speaker 2: me every single day. Oh man, Man, I can't believe
- 8:34Speaker 2: I run up in to you. Man, the Lord told
- 8:36Speaker 2: me something was gonna happen to me today. Well, see,
- 8:39Speaker 2: I talked to him every day. He did not mention
- 8:42Speaker 2: you to me. He ain't said nothing to me. He
- 8:44Speaker 2: didn't tell me what was gonna happen in mine. Now
- 8:46Speaker 2: I don't mean it can't happen because I'm open to it.
- 8:49Speaker 2: So really, man, I'm proud, and please know I'm listening
- 8:53Speaker 2: as well as I've ever listened before. But get yourself together, though,
- 8:58Speaker 2: see know your goals in your dreams, and then let
- 9:01Speaker 2: God show you how to do it.
- 9:02Speaker 3: He'll do it. You know.
- 9:04Speaker 2: It's so important everybody, that you get focused, that you
- 9:08Speaker 2: aim for something, that you dream of something, that you
- 9:11Speaker 2: aspire to something. But it's the most the best thing
- 9:14Speaker 2: you can do. After you do all that, Man, get
- 9:17Speaker 2: God involved in it. Man, talk to him. I mean,
- 9:19Speaker 2: why would you not what you got to lose? You
- 9:22Speaker 2: ain't got to go down there and make no big
- 9:23Speaker 2: scene and run laps around the church and run up
- 9:26Speaker 2: there and throw yourself on the altar and scream and
- 9:29Speaker 2: flip over and throw money in the ad.
- 9:31Speaker 1: You ain't got to do that.
- 9:32Speaker 3: This you and God, man, This you and God.
- 9:35Speaker 1: You know you got to serve and.
- 9:36Speaker 2: Praise him the way you do it. You gotta let
- 9:38Speaker 2: nobody else tell you how it's done. It's a personal relationship.
- 9:42Speaker 2: People kill me if you don't do it this way.
- 9:44Speaker 2: If you don't come here to this church and you
- 9:45Speaker 2: don't run around in this circle, and you don't get
- 9:47Speaker 2: flipped in an you don't, Hey man, you better go
- 9:50Speaker 2: have a relationship with God. See what that's about, you understand?
- 9:52Speaker 2: Or nobody throw you off with all that? All right,
- 9:54Speaker 2: all right, y'all talk to him. He loved to hear
- 9:56Speaker 2: from you today.
- 9:57Speaker 1: You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Ship.
- 10:04Speaker 3: I need a horn?
- 10:10Speaker 1: That was it here?
- 10:12Speaker 3: Ye ha yay?
- 10:15Speaker 2: Why the announcement of this morning has arrived in full
- 10:19Speaker 2: grindeur and Fosse, realizing that God Almighty has done it again,
- 10:25Speaker 2: were here to announce the arrival of it, a new day,
- 10:30Speaker 2: a beginning, something.
- 10:32Speaker 3: To be cherished on every level.
- 10:36Speaker 2: Let the birds sing and chirp, and every mountain held
- 10:40Speaker 2: his name, cloud cover, sunshine, blue skies, please go away.
- 10:48Speaker 2: My girl has found another and gone astraight. I don't
- 10:52Speaker 2: know where that came from.
- 10:53Speaker 3: I wish you was, Oh how I wish that it
- 10:58Speaker 3: would rain.
- 11:00Speaker 2: Ain't right, right, ladies and gentlemen. Steve Harvey Morning Show,
- 11:06Speaker 2: I don't know.
- 11:07Speaker 3: Don't you know? What is Steve doing? I don't know.
- 11:14Speaker 3: I can't help it. It's just it just do that sometime. Man,
- 11:19Speaker 3: something wrong with me? I know it is.
- 11:21Speaker 2: Yes, yes, yes, Shirley Strawberry calling for real Mississippi Monica,
- 11:27Speaker 2: come back kid, Junior, Junior, what's on your mind today?
- 11:30Speaker 7: Man?
- 11:30Speaker 8: You know you is else switch that go off when
- 11:35Speaker 8: you just start doing horns and then British people that
- 11:38Speaker 8: make it. It's just like a switch.
- 11:40Speaker 1: It's just something you're just doing.
- 11:42Speaker 3: I don't know.
- 11:43Speaker 2: I don't Junior, I don't know what it is. It
- 11:45Speaker 2: ain't a switch because I don't never hit it. You know,
- 11:53Speaker 2: I think it is, Junior. I think it's a condition.
- 11:58Speaker 3: M You know, it's like that dude when Michael B.
- 12:03Speaker 1: Jordan and uh, you do not have syndrome?
- 12:07Speaker 3: You do not?
- 12:09Speaker 1: Okay, you do not?
- 12:11Speaker 3: You was up.
- 12:11Speaker 1: Don't even put that out there because you're there. It
- 12:15Speaker 1: just happened you are about to compare. Yeah, you don't
- 12:19Speaker 1: have that. I wouldn't let him do it.
- 12:20Speaker 3: Well, it's a condition, I'm thinking. I'm trying to figure
- 12:23Speaker 3: out what it is.
- 12:24Speaker 1: Put a stop to this.
- 12:25Speaker 3: It's not that, that's a condition. Yeah.
- 12:29Speaker 2: I plowed out a lot of stuff though, Yeah, because
- 12:35Speaker 2: I be I've said some stuff and immediately wanted it back.
- 12:40Speaker 3: So okay, So what you call that?
- 12:49Speaker 2: What the little cute white girl got that show on TV.
- 12:53Speaker 2: Her name started with a b oh, bringing out loud.
- 12:58Speaker 2: She's a cute little girl. Just be blurting stuff. She
- 13:00Speaker 2: got a boyfriend. I'm not gonna I'm not gonna be
- 13:02Speaker 2: able to do it. I'm just gonna say that you're
- 13:06Speaker 2: not gonna be a good boyfriend.
- 13:08Speaker 3: Now.
- 13:08Speaker 2: If we're somewhere and you're just blurting on stuff, I
- 13:10Speaker 2: don't care how fine you are, we don't break up.
- 13:13Speaker 3: You two times to do it? Yeah, you got two times.
- 13:16Speaker 9: Your wife is with you, Yeah, and we're with you
- 13:19Speaker 9: every day on this show and you blurt out crazy stuff.
- 13:22Speaker 3: I cannot be the boyfriend.
- 13:24Speaker 2: Oh you got two times to blurt it out, and
- 13:29Speaker 2: then we're gonna break up because you don't I don't care.
- 13:31Speaker 3: How fine you are?
- 13:33Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, how judgy are you?
- 13:37Speaker 3: Coming up?
- 13:37Speaker 9: At thirty two minutes after the hour, we'll run that
- 13:40Speaker 9: prank back with Junior and for the nephew right after this.
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- 14:20Speaker 9: or Globelife radio dot com. It is time now to
- 14:24Speaker 9: run that prank back with Junior in for the nephew.
- 14:26Speaker 9: What you got, Junior?
- 14:28Speaker 1: Your funeral arrangements? Your funeral arrangement.
- 14:32Speaker 8: That's how nephew time will say, like it was a sermon,
- 14:35Speaker 8: your funeral arrangement.
- 14:40Speaker 3: I'm all to that.
- 14:42Speaker 7: Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach all you. Miss Diane.
- 14:45Speaker 7: Please see at the moment. I take a message fee.
- 14:49Speaker 7: My name is John John. I'm actually the funeral director
- 14:53Speaker 7: here a funeral home. Miss Diane came in earlier today
- 14:56Speaker 7: and tried to get the arrangements. First of all, I'll
- 15:00Speaker 7: want to say my condolences to you all and your
- 15:02Speaker 7: entire family for what you're going through. She filled out
- 15:06Speaker 7: some paperwork here and I wanted to make sure I
- 15:08Speaker 7: got everything actually correct. I'm a little not sure on
- 15:12Speaker 7: what she wants on the actual tombstone. I don't know
- 15:15Speaker 7: what she wants. Rob or Robert? Are you? Are you
- 15:21Speaker 7: wanted the members that may be able to tell me
- 15:22Speaker 7: exactly what she would want on? Oh I am I'm Roberts.
- 15:28Speaker 7: What is all about it? She gave me this morning
- 15:29Speaker 7: what you're talking about? Okay? Hold on sorting, sir. You
- 15:32Speaker 7: who I am? Robert? Rob Robert? That's me? Okay? And
- 15:39Speaker 7: is there senior or well Junior is just a child.
- 15:45Speaker 7: I'm Robino. That's who I am, Junior the child either
- 15:49Speaker 7: one of us? Did we're health?
- 15:51Speaker 3: Okay?
- 15:51Speaker 7: Okay, okay, okay, hang on, Oh my god, all right,
- 15:54Speaker 7: I know okay, hang on second, sir, yeah yeah, Ms Dan,
- 16:00Speaker 7: Ms Sir. Miss Diane is your wife. Yeah, that is
- 16:03Speaker 7: my wife, and you shure you got to write down
- 16:05Speaker 7: you sure he came in? Uh this morning? Uh maybe
- 16:11Speaker 7: five five? Uh what salt and pepper, hair, shoulder ling?
- 16:16Speaker 7: Uh maybe a medium brown complex mm hmm. What kind
- 16:21Speaker 7: of costUS? Which is having you see the causes and
- 16:23Speaker 7: see the call something? Uh it seemed like it was
- 16:26Speaker 7: a some type of h Was it a camry? I think, yeah,
- 16:30Speaker 7: that's what I mean? What happened? Tell me, actually tell
- 16:34Speaker 7: me what happened this morning? She came in and said
- 16:36Speaker 7: what he came in? And christer, why why why? Why
- 16:41Speaker 7: why do I call back when Miss Diane is there
- 16:43Speaker 7: and we can go call down? You know, tell me
- 16:45Speaker 7: that right now. I need to know what is going on.
- 16:49Speaker 7: You might wife want to telling she would have a
- 16:51Speaker 7: flood on for me and you you would call me,
- 16:53Speaker 7: let you know, tell me that, sir. All I know
- 16:57Speaker 7: is is Miss Diane came in. The paperwork was a
- 17:00Speaker 7: little I was just coming a reevaluating know what I what?
- 17:02Speaker 7: I what I what was written here? It wasn't right.
- 17:05Speaker 7: I mean, she came in, she she picked out the casket,
- 17:08Speaker 7: She did everything that she was supposed to casket casket, bro, Bro,
- 17:14Speaker 7: But I don't understand. I don't really understand what's going on.
- 17:17Speaker 7: But I'm gonna find out later on. I'm gonna find her.
- 17:19Speaker 7: I don't understand. I've never been in a I've never
- 17:23Speaker 7: been in a situation like this. Okay, So about to
- 17:25Speaker 7: get in the way. Maybe I need to call back
- 17:27Speaker 7: when this Diane gets there. I said, I need to
- 17:30Speaker 7: talk to you now. She had six o'clock. Don't worry
- 17:32Speaker 7: about that. Where you at anyway? What's your name again?
- 17:35Speaker 7: Where you at? I'm I'm John, sir, I'm the I'm
- 17:38Speaker 7: the funeral home dire. I'm sorry, y'all. You might be
- 17:43Speaker 7: you might be making some funer ring for hot too.
- 17:46Speaker 7: I might need to switch things. Put a he geam
- 17:48Speaker 7: on them. Okay, sir. Just what six o'clock is? Sixt o'clock, sir,
- 17:52Speaker 7: six o'clock. You're gonna be there, sir. A funeral is
- 17:55Speaker 7: a very serious thing, sir. So you're so serious? Bro
- 18:00Speaker 7: up my white incoming. She's trying to marry me me.
- 18:04Speaker 7: I'm robbing. Wouldn't even met on the paper. Robert, It's
- 18:08Speaker 7: it's Rob or Robert, whichever one.
- 18:10Speaker 2: I mean.
- 18:11Speaker 7: I don't I don't I mean, I won't. I don't.
- 18:14Speaker 7: I don't, I don't. I don't know even the pass
- 18:16Speaker 7: you know what I'm saying. We didn't even argue. We
- 18:19Speaker 7: had a little last argument last week by little light
- 18:22Speaker 7: mail or something, a little black man. But people having
- 18:25Speaker 7: funerals to me, I tell you that this up. They
- 18:30Speaker 7: got the right now, you got the right one. I
- 18:33Speaker 7: tell you, man, I'm not. I mean, since I have
- 18:40Speaker 7: you on the phone, is can I ask you? What
- 18:42Speaker 7: is it all right if I ask you something? Sir?
- 18:44Speaker 7: You want to ask me?
- 18:45Speaker 10: Brother?
- 18:46Speaker 7: I mean, since since it is your funeral, would you
- 18:48Speaker 7: would you like the light blue lining or the white
- 18:51Speaker 7: lining in the inside on the inside about that? You
- 18:53Speaker 7: played with me right now even now you're trying me. Now,
- 18:56Speaker 7: if I come down there and swing on you, you
- 18:58Speaker 7: won't like it. They're gonna be you keep on last.
- 19:03Speaker 7: You're gonna put your own playing.
- 19:05Speaker 9: Man.
- 19:05Speaker 7: I'm not here brushing my like here twelve hour shild all.
- 19:09Speaker 7: I said, hold a little bit lights up around here.
- 19:12Speaker 7: It's gonna keep the billing eye. But she would say,
- 19:14Speaker 7: uh around here, all ot, sir, be light, so light,
- 19:19Speaker 7: so light? A funeral? Come on, man, boy, I swear
- 19:23Speaker 7: to God, just gonna tell you. I'm saying, can I can?
- 19:25Speaker 3: I can?
- 19:25Speaker 7: I can? I tell you? What else your wife told
- 19:27Speaker 7: me when she was here? What what else I told you?
- 19:29Speaker 7: I you, I need to know anywhere I need to know.
- 19:31Speaker 7: Tell me whead tell us well, she told me to
- 19:34Speaker 7: tell you exactly who I was? What whore you? I'm sorry?
- 19:41Speaker 7: Who are you? Who?
- 19:43Speaker 4: Rape?
- 19:44Speaker 7: I'm not John, I'm not John from the Fielder Home.
- 19:47Speaker 7: You better let me be you better tell me you
- 19:49Speaker 7: no better here, not no, no, no, nothing, none of it.
- 19:52Speaker 7: You're coming the funeral?
- 19:54Speaker 3: That is it?
- 19:55Speaker 7: This right here? His nephew tire me from the Steve
- 19:58Speaker 7: Arbin Martin help your wife. Diane got me to prank
- 20:02Speaker 7: phone call you. Hello, boy, I swear y'all. Y'alli some
- 20:17Speaker 7: boy it boy. Y'all pit too much, man, y'all just
- 20:22Speaker 7: stop paying people's phone man. I don't really man, y'all.
- 20:24Speaker 7: Just step see you. I said, hey, man, look him
- 20:28Speaker 7: bro big that I need a suit than I need
- 20:32Speaker 7: all that need, all that shoes, sock head. All that
- 20:36Speaker 7: all right? Man, I had to do that. Hey, let
- 20:39Speaker 7: me ask you, what is the baddest radio show in
- 20:42Speaker 7: the land. Steve Hobby Morning Show and now.
- 20:48Speaker 1: Now surely then you go your funeral arrangements. Have you
- 20:55Speaker 1: all discussed not mind?
- 20:57Speaker 8: Y'all discussed the malady? That's nephew, that show. A better
- 21:03Speaker 8: question is for you to ask that you know what
- 21:06Speaker 8: you k Why would you even say that?
- 21:09Speaker 3: Why would you ask me?
- 21:12Speaker 10: You know?
- 21:12Speaker 3: You don't sit up video and ask me. I can't
- 21:15Speaker 3: ask you back. Wait a minute, are you saying cause
- 21:19Speaker 3: you think I'm closer? Well, I'm the oldest one on
- 21:21Speaker 3: the show. Are you trying to say I'm closer? Coming
- 21:26Speaker 3: up next?
- 21:27Speaker 1: Thank you, Junior? Coming up next?
- 21:29Speaker 9: It is asked the CLO or Chief Love Officer Steve
- 21:31Speaker 9: Harvey in the building.
- 21:33Speaker 1: Right after this, you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
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- 22:08Speaker 9: fifty four hundred or Globelife Radio dot com. Coming up
- 22:12Speaker 9: at the top of the hour, we will discuss trending topics.
- 22:16Speaker 9: Of course, in headline news stories. We have a great
- 22:19Speaker 9: show planned for you today. Don't worry about anything, just
- 22:22Speaker 9: sit back and enjoy the ride. Right now it is
- 22:25Speaker 9: time to ask the CLO our Chief Love Officer, Steve Harvey.
- 22:29Speaker 9: This is from Ed in Durham's COLO. Ed writes, my
- 22:33Speaker 9: eight year old son told me that his mom is
- 22:35Speaker 9: getting remarried in April. I didn't even know she had
- 22:38Speaker 9: a man. She told me that she met this guy online,
- 22:42Speaker 9: and it's none of my business. I want to meet
- 22:45Speaker 9: the man that will be in my son's life.
- 22:47Speaker 1: What should I do here?
- 22:48Speaker 2: No, br that ain't your business. Yeah, really, she's getting
- 22:53Speaker 2: mad now, it's not his business.
- 22:55Speaker 1: It's not See the.
- 22:57Speaker 2: Eight year old boy told her my mom getting married.
- 23:00Speaker 2: He's surprised. He ain't even know she had a man.
- 23:03Speaker 2: She met him online and it ain't his business and
- 23:06Speaker 2: it's not his business.
- 23:08Speaker 9: But I don't think he's trying to get into her relationship.
- 23:11Speaker 9: He just wants to know, like he said, who what
- 23:13Speaker 9: man is going to be around his eight year old son.
- 23:16Speaker 3: So that meet him or not, you're not gonna stop
- 23:20Speaker 3: the wedding. You see what I'm saying.
- 23:23Speaker 1: Yeah, he's not trying to stop the wedding though.
- 23:26Speaker 2: But no, surely he is upset is that she got
- 23:29Speaker 2: somebody because he didn't know. Huh, I didn't even know
- 23:32Speaker 2: she had a man. Now, I want to meet the
- 23:35Speaker 2: man that's gonna be round my No, you want to
- 23:38Speaker 2: know who he is, where he come from. Let's just
- 23:41Speaker 2: keep it real. You're not going to stop the marriage.
- 23:44Speaker 2: So you meet the dude after the wedding over at
- 23:46Speaker 2: the house one day when you go pick him up,
- 23:48Speaker 2: he'll come to here.
- 23:49Speaker 3: Bring him to the door. You can meet him there.
- 23:51Speaker 2: Because it don't matter if you meet him before or after.
- 23:54Speaker 2: You're not gonna stop this wedding. I'm just telling you
- 23:58Speaker 2: real facts.
- 24:00Speaker 1: What if he makes them before and he doesn't like him, though.
- 24:03Speaker 3: She go marry the man she want anyway, and she
- 24:06Speaker 3: got every right to do that.
- 24:08Speaker 1: Okay, all right? From a man?
- 24:11Speaker 3: All right?
- 24:12Speaker 9: This one's from Denise in Camden. Denise writes, I go
- 24:16Speaker 9: to a boxing class and I love it. I was
- 24:19Speaker 9: at a reception with my husband and talking to his
- 24:22Speaker 9: coworkers about my love for boxing. My husband told me
- 24:26Speaker 9: that my hobby is not lady like, so I shouldn't
- 24:28Speaker 9: brag about it. What's his problem? Is this jealousy?
- 24:32Speaker 3: I don't know.
- 24:33Speaker 1: I don't know your husband, But why can't she talk?
- 24:36Speaker 2: Well, it just depends on what she's saying. When she
- 24:38Speaker 2: had she is she was at outing with her husbands,
- 24:41Speaker 2: right and well co workers?
- 24:42Speaker 1: Yeah, what is question? What is Yeah?
- 24:45Speaker 2: That's probably what it was. What you know, I'd be
- 24:48Speaker 2: banging with the best of them. You know, I'd beat
- 24:49Speaker 2: I'd beat full full people.
- 24:52Speaker 1: That's what she's saying. So he's telling her it's that lady.
- 24:56Speaker 3: Like you know, just looking at you, I could probably
- 24:58Speaker 3: I could probably put these hands on you.
- 25:00Speaker 1: I can take you.
- 25:04Speaker 3: Confident.
- 25:05Speaker 2: Yeah, you know, matter of fact, I'm looking at I'm
- 25:08Speaker 2: trying to see what Clarissa Shield's doing because I think
- 25:10Speaker 2: I'm going for the title.
- 25:12Speaker 3: Oh wow, you know you know a husband. Won't you
- 25:16Speaker 3: tone all this down? Yeah?
- 25:17Speaker 1: Soften it up a little bit.
- 25:19Speaker 3: Yeah? Yeah, he talking about what you looking at?
- 25:21Speaker 7: You?
- 25:22Speaker 9: Won't you?
- 25:23Speaker 3: Who owe some of this? I takes boxing, all right?
- 25:31Speaker 2: All right?
- 25:32Speaker 9: He may have a point there, all right, moving on
- 25:34Speaker 9: Colo to Miranda and Staten Island. Miranda rights, I bought
- 25:39Speaker 9: a car from a man I've known for years. I
- 25:42Speaker 9: didn't know it was the car he'd bought for his girlfriend.
- 25:45Speaker 9: He sold it when they broke up. She stepped to
- 25:48Speaker 9: me and tried to pull me out of his out
- 25:51Speaker 9: of the car. This is a ghetto mess. Should I
- 25:55Speaker 9: sell this car?
- 25:58Speaker 3: Well, unless you want to get pulled out in a
- 26:00Speaker 3: lot of traffic lights.
- 26:08Speaker 1: So, but she just got the car, dang.
- 26:12Speaker 3: Well, you know the part I don't understand is, right,
- 26:17Speaker 3: who does she get the car from?
- 26:19Speaker 1: From the guy that she's known for years?
- 26:22Speaker 3: Right?
- 26:22Speaker 1: But he bought it for his girlfriend and they broke
- 26:25Speaker 1: up and he sold it to her.
- 26:28Speaker 3: You got to sell that car. I can't keep that.
- 26:33Speaker 3: You know, you have no idea how many cousins is
- 26:36Speaker 3: looking for you.
- 26:39Speaker 1: So just do it to have a cleaner life. She's
- 26:42Speaker 1: gonna be at the light looking all over herself, nervous.
- 26:46Speaker 9: Yeah, so her best bet is to sell the car.
- 26:54Speaker 9: Yeah yeah, get you another car, all right, Celo. Last one,
- 26:59Speaker 9: This is from Leela and Scranton. Leila writes, my husband
- 27:03Speaker 9: and I are feuding over his female friend that calls
- 27:07Speaker 9: him to be the handyman around her home. I know
- 27:10Speaker 9: he's not into her, but it still grates on my
- 27:13Speaker 9: nerves when he goes to help her out. Why can't
- 27:16Speaker 9: he respect my wishes and stop doing it?
- 27:19Speaker 3: What I keep telling you all about the friends?
- 27:22Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm telling you.
- 27:23Speaker 2: I can't keep telling you all that once you are married,
- 27:28Speaker 2: all these friendships gotta go away, man, because they don't interfere. Now.
- 27:33Speaker 3: I know he ain't into her.
- 27:35Speaker 9: Now you don't know that, Yeah he is, keeps going
- 27:40Speaker 9: over there, yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah wow crazy.
- 27:44Speaker 1: But her question is why doesn't he respect his wife's wishes?
- 27:49Speaker 3: Because you didn't require it.
- 27:52Speaker 2: See, you knew they was friends before you got married,
- 27:54Speaker 2: and you tried to play it off because you ain't
- 27:56Speaker 2: want to rock the boat because you just wanted to
- 27:58Speaker 2: get married.
- 27:58Speaker 1: Oh so he should have cut or off before they
- 28:00Speaker 1: even got married, that's what you're saying.
- 28:04Speaker 3: You You fail for the old we just friends, You fail?
- 28:10Speaker 6: Yeah?
- 28:10Speaker 9: I mean so, yeah, so before they even got married,
- 28:13Speaker 9: he should have let her go because I mean, there
- 28:16Speaker 9: are plenty of handymen around.
- 28:17Speaker 1: Why can't she just call someone out?
- 28:19Speaker 10: Girl, Angie, get your man? What you're not gonna do
- 28:23Speaker 10: is keep calling my husband and they're fighting about it
- 28:27Speaker 10: right now?
- 28:27Speaker 2: Well, you can call her husband all you won't, but
- 28:33Speaker 2: he better not take it over there, right and right?
- 28:36Speaker 2: See that that's his problem, is to going over there.
- 28:39Speaker 9: Yeah, yeah, so then this it's his problem then the
- 28:44Speaker 9: husbands before going over there. Yeah, not the wife or
- 28:48Speaker 9: not making him drop her in the beginning.
- 28:53Speaker 3: Well he got to drop us.
- 28:55Speaker 11: Mm hmm.
- 28:56Speaker 3: You need to let it go if it's calls and
- 28:58Speaker 3: problems in your home, right.
- 29:02Speaker 1: Yeah?
- 29:03Speaker 3: And how would you like it?
- 29:05Speaker 7: Hey?
- 29:05Speaker 2: Hey, bro, how would you like it if your wife
- 29:08Speaker 2: had a male friend and every time he got sick,
- 29:12Speaker 2: she went over to fix him some knee?
- 29:15Speaker 10: What?
- 29:18Speaker 7: Right now?
- 29:19Speaker 3: I better not ketch him healthy? I know that.
- 29:24Speaker 1: And the girl that's calling, she knows what she's doing.
- 29:28Speaker 10: Yeah, she is wrong to call this woman's husband to
- 29:31Speaker 10: come fix stuff at her house.
- 29:33Speaker 3: And so she letting her know we're still cool.
- 29:37Speaker 1: Yeah, checkmate, that's what she's doing.
- 29:41Speaker 3: Darnelle got a flu.
- 29:42Speaker 8: I think I'm gonna go over there and making some soup,
- 29:44Speaker 8: make donnelle some soup.
- 29:47Speaker 3: No, I tell you, I'll tell you what. I tell
- 29:49Speaker 3: you what.
- 29:49Speaker 2: The lady next time she called instead of him going
- 29:57Speaker 2: over there. You take some tools and you go over there.
- 30:01Speaker 9: Wife, you go over to the female friend's house.
- 30:04Speaker 3: Yes, yeah, what's wrong? I got this hamm on.
- 30:10Speaker 1: Good answer, Colo, I love it. Like thank you.
- 30:13Speaker 9: Coming up at the top of the hour, we will
- 30:14Speaker 9: have some entertainment news for you right after this.
- 30:18Speaker 7: What I thought you boys?
- 30:19Speaker 1: The big snow dog less off.
- 30:21Speaker 2: It's DJ Caln and you're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show.
- 30:24Speaker 2: There's morning shows and there's the Greatest Steve Harvey Morning Show.
- 30:29Speaker 3: Another one.
- 30:30Speaker 9: You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. The New York tri
- 30:38Speaker 9: state area got up to thirty one inches of snow
- 30:41Speaker 9: in some areas this week, and a social media group
- 30:44Speaker 9: known as side Talk organized a massive snowball fight in
- 30:48Speaker 9: Greenwich Village Park. The event got out of hand and
- 30:51Speaker 9: police were called to break up the snowball fight. When
- 30:55Speaker 9: NYPD officers arrived at the park, the crowd turned on
- 30:59Speaker 9: the policeman started throwing snowballs, ice, and rocks at them.
- 31:03Speaker 9: At least four officers were hospitalized with facial lacerations.
- 31:07Speaker 1: And head injuries.
- 31:08Speaker 9: The NYPD has launched a criminal investigation to identify the
- 31:12Speaker 9: suspects for assault on a police officer. Surely the offenders
- 31:17Speaker 9: were bundled up and covered up to keep warm. So
- 31:21Speaker 9: do you think the police are gonna be able to
- 31:22Speaker 9: figure out who did this?
- 31:24Speaker 3: Yeah? The figure that out.
- 31:29Speaker 1: They gonna figure out. How can they tell? But I
- 31:32Speaker 1: know they got cameras everywhere.
- 31:33Speaker 2: But yeah, see, they gonna trace back, They gonna get
- 31:37Speaker 2: your outfit. Then they gonna match you up down the
- 31:39Speaker 2: street somewhere. Did they're gonna match you up getting off
- 31:42Speaker 2: a train or a bus? They just if you hurt
- 31:47Speaker 2: one of these officers. And there wasn't snowballs, That was
- 31:49Speaker 2: snowball with stuff stuff. The snow was around something.
- 31:54Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 31:54Speaker 3: I we make snowballs around batteries every day.
- 32:03Speaker 1: Every day we learn.
- 32:06Speaker 12: Pack some snow around a desil battery. And so he's
- 32:10Speaker 12: more accurate. Yeah that's a weapon, Yeah, a lethal weapon,
- 32:18Speaker 12: yeah for sure.
- 32:20Speaker 1: Yeah yeah yeah yeah.
- 32:24Speaker 9: All right, Well moving on to Punch. We all know
- 32:27Speaker 9: who Punch is. Baby Monkey in Japan. Yeah, Baby Punch
- 32:31Speaker 9: has gone viral for being shunned by the older monkeys
- 32:35Speaker 9: in his habitat and for clinging onto this orange stuffed
- 32:39Speaker 9: orangutang as his only source of comfort. Well, despite the
- 32:44Speaker 9: viral videos to show Punch being bullied. A ZEUS spokesman
- 32:48Speaker 9: has clarified that Punch is now socializing and being embraced
- 32:52Speaker 9: by the other monkeys. In new videos, Punch can be
- 32:56Speaker 9: seen playing with other baby monkeys, and he's been accepted
- 32:59Speaker 9: by a larger monkey too, who he has grown quite
- 33:03Speaker 9: quite close to.
- 33:05Speaker 1: So there you go, Punch is gonna be all right.
- 33:07Speaker 1: I think he's the moral of that story. Good news. Yeah,
- 33:11Speaker 1: I've seen it. What Steve, I already know.
- 33:17Speaker 3: I can't say what out of mon say, leave me
- 33:20Speaker 3: out of it.
- 33:21Speaker 1: But don't you just love Punch?
- 33:28Speaker 7: Ye?
- 33:29Speaker 2: Y'all felt for him? But then I saw how he
- 33:32Speaker 2: got back in and ain't nobody report that. So I'm
- 33:34Speaker 2: gonna leave it alone to what what do you mean?
- 33:37Speaker 1: What do you mean?
- 33:38Speaker 2: Well, Punch, you know he's accepted now, you know, Yeah,
- 33:43Speaker 2: the Oldermans won't punch around and all that.
- 33:45Speaker 1: He found a friend and all that, Yeah, is a
- 33:50Speaker 1: good thing, right, Yeah, I was.
- 33:52Speaker 2: Happy for punching to you. I saw another video, but
- 33:54Speaker 2: that's we ain't gonnay about that. Just go ahead him
- 33:57Speaker 2: happy for Punch. Congratulations Punch being accepted.
- 34:03Speaker 1: You're not gonna say so he's filtering himself. We better
- 34:06Speaker 1: let it stay there.
- 34:10Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 34:11Speaker 10: And I heard the sales for the orange orangutang, the
- 34:16Speaker 10: rough toy, the stuff animals.
- 34:18Speaker 1: The sales are going through the roof and out of control. Yeah.
- 34:22Speaker 9: That's some guy somewhere with like a little backpack looking
- 34:26Speaker 9: orange orangutang on his back.
- 34:28Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 34:30Speaker 9: Yeah, that was cute. All right, And Steve, I got
- 34:32Speaker 9: to say this, I'm very proud of you right now.
- 34:34Speaker 9: I'm very very proud of you.
- 34:36Speaker 1: You're welcome for holding back. You're welcome, and that you
- 34:41Speaker 1: know how bad it is that he is filtering.
- 34:44Speaker 9: Yeah, if he filters himself. Yeah, I'm telling you that's
- 34:48Speaker 9: pretty bad.
- 34:51Speaker 3: If you need to just break to be over because.
- 34:57Speaker 1: All right, you're playing double dutch, you're trying to.
- 35:06Speaker 9: All right, finally see this is for you, finally the
- 35:11Speaker 9: last one. Ditty is currently facing sharp pushback from the
- 35:15Speaker 9: federal prosecutors ahead of his April ninth appeal hearing. Earlier
- 35:19Speaker 9: this week, prosecutors argued that the judge correctly considered the
- 35:24Speaker 9: severity of the crimes, which involved using violence and threats.
- 35:28Speaker 9: Prosecutors urged the Circuit Court of Appeals to uphold Ditty's
- 35:31Speaker 9: fifty months sentence for prostitution related convictions, but Ditty's legal
- 35:35Speaker 9: team maintains that they will continue to argue that the
- 35:38Speaker 9: sentence was unlawful and will seek to overturn the conviction
- 35:42Speaker 9: and secure Ditty's immediately immediate release from confinement.
- 35:47Speaker 1: So to SATs are still going at it. Can you
- 35:52Speaker 1: talk on this one? Can you say anything on this?
- 35:58Speaker 1: I don't know, but y'all wait, you think the pill
- 36:01Speaker 1: would be denied?
- 36:03Speaker 3: Oh? One percent? That that's not been to work?
- 36:11Speaker 1: Yeah, April ninth, that's coming up.
- 36:13Speaker 3: No, they mad about this.
- 36:14Speaker 1: They nothing making an example out of him. Can the
- 36:19Speaker 1: judge ad mo time?
- 36:21Speaker 7: No?
- 36:22Speaker 1: No, he did the sentence.
- 36:25Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, he said what it was to make sure.
- 36:27Speaker 1: But the Epstein files, some of those people, Yeah, what's happening.
- 36:32Speaker 2: And that's that's just a travesty, man, that's just a
- 36:35Speaker 2: real travesty. They ran on exposing the Epstein files. Now
- 36:41Speaker 2: that that word redacted means we've hiding. And now all
- 36:44Speaker 2: of a sudden, Trump's number name ain't in nothing nowhere. Man, stop,
- 36:48Speaker 2: y'all know he was on that island. You know he
- 36:51Speaker 2: was with them little girls.
- 36:53Speaker 7: You know it.
- 36:56Speaker 3: And there's not a person that don't believe he wasn't.
- 37:00Speaker 2: Yeah, you know, I saw some MECA supporter saying if
- 37:04Speaker 2: you was on the island with a fourteen you old
- 37:06Speaker 2: attracted girl, you wouldn't do nothing.
- 37:08Speaker 1: Oh oh my god.
- 37:10Speaker 3: Okay, oh no, there's all types of.
- 37:13Speaker 9: We'll have more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show coming
- 37:16Speaker 9: up right after this. Child, you're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show.
- 37:26Speaker 9: Life is unpredictable, but protecting your family doesn't have to
- 37:29Speaker 9: be complicated. Globe Life helps family secure their future with simple,
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- 37:51Speaker 9: dot com. That's one eight hundred two five one fifty
- 37:54Speaker 9: four hundred or Globelife radio dot com. So, Steve, you're
- 37:58Speaker 9: on the cover. You're featured on the cover of Hook
- 38:02Speaker 9: and Barrel magazine. Now Hook and Barrel, in case you
- 38:05Speaker 9: haven't heard of it is a lifestyle magazine for the
- 38:08Speaker 9: modern outdoorsman. Okay, all right, you're an outdoorsman. I like
- 38:13Speaker 9: that you are an outdoorsman. You're always fishing, You're always
- 38:17Speaker 9: outside doing stuff. A huge part of your legacy is
- 38:20Speaker 9: your great sense of style, of course, and your swag.
- 38:23Speaker 9: So does this article reveal your love of fishing and
- 38:26Speaker 9: hanging out at your ranch?
- 38:28Speaker 1: Would you say?
- 38:30Speaker 2: Yeah?
- 38:30Speaker 13: You know?
- 38:30Speaker 3: They You know.
- 38:33Speaker 2: What made it happen was two things, my frequent trips
- 38:37Speaker 2: to Bass Pro Shop. And we started putting it on
- 38:41Speaker 2: that Facebook page.
- 38:42Speaker 3: Steve Harvey was in Bass Pro Shop. He took a
- 38:45Speaker 3: reach you with my baby. He was so nice, you know.
- 38:48Speaker 3: And then a couple of stories got out.
- 38:49Speaker 2: There was a black kid down at Bass Pro Shop
- 38:52Speaker 2: and he was with his mom and he was going
- 38:54Speaker 2: to the Naval Academy and her gift to him was
- 38:58Speaker 2: a new fishing rod and re And I was down
- 39:01Speaker 2: there and I didn't know this, and I was on
- 39:03Speaker 2: the same aisle with him, and I had my new
- 39:06Speaker 2: roding reel in my hand that I was gonna buy.
- 39:09Speaker 3: He said, Man, that's nice, man, I wish I could
- 39:11Speaker 3: get that one right there. Which one you getting?
- 39:12Speaker 6: Man?
- 39:13Speaker 2: He had one and wasn't expensive or nothing. I said, Wow,
- 39:15Speaker 2: I want something. She said, that's my gift to him.
- 39:18Speaker 2: He's graduating and going to the Naval Academy, and I
- 39:21Speaker 2: wanted to get him a gift. So I took him
- 39:24Speaker 2: around the corner and bought him what I was buying.
- 39:27Speaker 2: I bought him top of the line rod and real.
- 39:30Speaker 2: He said, Mann, that real four hundred dollars. Then go
- 39:34Speaker 2: ahead and get it my body rod. So that went
- 39:37Speaker 2: viral was down there, and then a bunch of stories
- 39:39Speaker 2: and they was going, man, Steve is in bass Pro Shop.
- 39:42Speaker 2: Then I found a relationship with Bass Pro Shop. Then
- 39:44Speaker 2: I put my own Bass Pro shop on my property.
- 39:47Speaker 2: And then I went to a big fishing thing convention
- 39:51Speaker 2: called I Cast, which is the largest fishing tournament, I
- 39:54Speaker 2: mean fishing convention in the world down in Orlando.
- 39:58Speaker 3: And I went to I Cast. Everybody saw me.
- 40:01Speaker 2: I was down there behind troll motors, all the latest
- 40:06Speaker 2: fishing gear, and I met a lot of people in it.
- 40:09Speaker 2: And then they had they gave me an award for
- 40:12Speaker 2: teaching young kids how to fish. I didn't know I
- 40:14Speaker 2: was gonna get that. And next thing you know, I
- 40:16Speaker 2: just started meeting all these people and then people are hooking.
- 40:18Speaker 2: Barrel came to me and you look good on the cover,
- 40:23Speaker 2: you too, because I didn't have on no fishing clothes, right, tell.
- 40:29Speaker 1: You had that suit? Yeah, nice fishing in a suit.
- 40:34Speaker 3: I can actually I've actually fished in a suit.
- 40:40Speaker 7: Really.
- 40:41Speaker 2: The guy came from a family feud one day and
- 40:43Speaker 2: it was still light outside and I was driving by
- 40:47Speaker 2: and I got poles everywhere, so opened up a cabinet
- 40:50Speaker 2: and I was out there fishing.
- 40:52Speaker 1: And I believe that for sure.
- 40:54Speaker 9: Now, Steve, there's a quote from you in the Hook
- 40:56Speaker 9: and Barrel article. You stated, hard to be angry in
- 41:00Speaker 9: the forest. Nature is healing.
- 41:03Speaker 3: I mean it is.
- 41:03Speaker 2: Man. If you ever spend time in nature, it's hard man,
- 41:08Speaker 2: because nature is healing.
- 41:09Speaker 3: Walking in the woods is healing. Man.
- 41:11Speaker 9: Coming up next, another one of your great accomplishments, Roscoe
- 41:14Speaker 9: Wallace will be in the building right after this. You're
- 41:18Speaker 9: listening to Steve Hardy Morning Show. All right, Carlo, you
- 41:27Speaker 9: hear him, your buddy Rosco, it's here.
- 41:30Speaker 1: He's in the building. Girl, girl, get you ready.
- 41:32Speaker 3: One day brought me. I ain't gotta get ready when
- 41:34Speaker 3: you stay ready.
- 41:36Speaker 1: This is true. Rob Oh.
- 41:37Speaker 3: Now we're going over everybody. What you got what on
- 41:39Speaker 3: your mind? They call it?
- 41:41Speaker 1: Hey, Roscoe happy day.
- 41:43Speaker 7: All right.
- 41:44Speaker 1: First of all, I want you to touch this Friday.
- 41:48Speaker 3: Yeah it is, thank God is Friday, and I just
- 41:53Speaker 3: got paid you.
- 41:55Speaker 1: Oh jays.
- 41:56Speaker 2: You might see me on the east side the west
- 42:01Speaker 2: side saying I'm coming across the bridge now.
- 42:09Speaker 3: On weekend, living for the weekend.
- 42:18Speaker 1: All right, you got us in the mood, Roscoe.
- 42:20Speaker 10: Listen up.
- 42:21Speaker 1: It's the Ah in the moon for love.
- 42:28Speaker 3: Sh Please readcall You're near Me.
- 42:34Speaker 1: Funny.
- 42:39Speaker 3: I wrote all them hits.
- 42:41Speaker 1: I wrote that here.
- 42:42Speaker 3: Actually I didn't write that for falf I didn't wrote
- 42:45Speaker 3: that hit for buck wheat.
- 42:47Speaker 1: Fufa jack to you know, white.
- 42:50Speaker 2: People stealing everything. I said, you didn't have to steal that.
- 42:56Speaker 2: You stole buck wheat on he stole buck wheat of oh.
- 43:00Speaker 2: I had bought buck with the belt.
- 43:03Speaker 3: A belt he had to win him even suspended.
- 43:07Speaker 2: He stole his suspended. He had to wear a rope
- 43:09Speaker 2: way white fold. Just dialing on that show right there.
- 43:17Speaker 10: All right, So let me ask you this. It is
- 43:20Speaker 10: the fiftieth anniversary of Go Go music. So I want
- 43:24Speaker 10: you to give a shout out to the lakes.
- 43:26Speaker 2: I feel like Browns shall give me the bridge down dune,
- 43:32Speaker 2: Dun Dun, dun dune, doune dune, dun dunk Yeah yeah,
- 43:40Speaker 2: uh uh.
- 43:41Speaker 6: Doing the butt yeah you said such saying, ain't nothing
- 43:48Speaker 6: wrong if you want to do the butt all not long?
- 43:54Speaker 1: Love me some go go when the last time you've
- 43:56Speaker 1: been to d c.
- 43:58Speaker 2: All been a while doing it in the park, Hey
- 44:02Speaker 2: after dog Rock Creek Park.
- 44:08Speaker 1: Yes, d MV shout out to the d MV. Okay, Roscoe,
- 44:12Speaker 1: they go.
- 44:12Speaker 10: Oscars are coming up soon, So I want to ask
- 44:15Speaker 10: you about your favorite movie soundtrack, Whitney Houston Bodyguard.
- 44:20Speaker 1: I will always love.
- 44:21Speaker 3: You, We'll low waite love you.
- 44:33Speaker 1: You better sing, Roscoe, you better?
- 44:35Speaker 3: Oh yeah, because.
- 44:45Speaker 7: I do love you.
- 44:49Speaker 1: That melody you know he's gonna yeah yeah, he said.
- 44:58Speaker 2: I really wrote it. But you know why ain't here
- 45:00Speaker 2: she had the voice do anything. She ain't had a
- 45:02Speaker 2: soul what I had. They had to change and make
- 45:04Speaker 2: it more white.
- 45:06Speaker 1: Dolly Dolly Parton did it originally, Roscoe.
- 45:09Speaker 3: She wrote it for Dolly.
- 45:11Speaker 10: Okay, she gave it to with me. So wait, you
- 45:17Speaker 10: wrote it and gave it to Dolly?
- 45:19Speaker 3: She really?
- 45:20Speaker 2: Okay, Now now you're finish, go deep and been there
- 45:24Speaker 2: real music history here.
- 45:25Speaker 14: Now okay, all right, break it down. I wrote the
- 45:29Speaker 14: song for Willem Meaner Ferguson, who she was the cook
- 45:36Speaker 14: for dollar dollary party.
- 45:39Speaker 2: I was seeing each other on the side when I
- 45:41Speaker 2: was going around there are going around on to and
- 45:43Speaker 2: she always been in the back with Dolly cooking for
- 45:47Speaker 2: dollar dollar knife woman, real nice white woman. Yeah, now
- 45:50Speaker 2: that one white woman ain't got a pretty the bone
- 45:52Speaker 2: in her body. She ain't raised it at all.
- 45:57Speaker 1: And she gets the song from Willam.
- 46:00Speaker 3: She heard me saying it to.
- 46:14Speaker 1: The nephew with a prank phone call right after this.
- 46:17Speaker 1: You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
- 46:24Speaker 9: Coming up at about four minutes after the hour. It's
- 46:27Speaker 9: my Strawberry letter for today. And the subject is he's
- 46:30Speaker 9: about to mess around and find out. Okay, I'm just
- 46:33Speaker 9: saying we'll find out what that's all about in just
- 46:37Speaker 9: a few because right now Junior is in for the
- 46:40Speaker 9: nephew with today's prank phone call.
- 46:43Speaker 1: Junior, what you got all.
- 46:45Speaker 3: Right, Charlie, Well, you know it's tax season. You know
- 46:47Speaker 3: it's tax season right now?
- 46:49Speaker 7: Yes it is.
- 46:50Speaker 13: And uh, this is something that happens, you know round
- 46:53Speaker 13: tax season. Tyree is can I claim your keys? Yes, Mike,
- 47:02Speaker 13: I know my son's cheating the missould a few times.
- 47:04Speaker 13: I know, my mama, I've been a Ferguson of Jackson.
- 47:08Speaker 13: I've been a Johnson, I've been a Smith.
- 47:12Speaker 1: They just passing me around.
- 47:13Speaker 7: I know.
- 47:15Speaker 1: Here we go, let's go, cat Can I claim your kids?
- 47:19Speaker 3: Hell? Hello, I'm trying to reach Devin. Devin. Yeah, this
- 47:25Speaker 3: is right, Hey Devin. How you doing?
- 47:27Speaker 1: Man?
- 47:27Speaker 11: My name is Curtis, Man, Curtis. I was trying to
- 47:30Speaker 11: reach out to you. You your your son? Uh he
- 47:35Speaker 11: plays basketball with my nephew. Man, your son is the
- 47:39Speaker 11: one that's on the on the Blazers little league basketball.
- 47:42Speaker 7: Team, right, yeah, yeah, he played for Blazers.
- 47:44Speaker 11: Everything all right, yeah yeah, yea, yeah, yeah yeah, everything
- 47:47Speaker 11: good man. You know they got a game Saturday and everything.
- 47:50Speaker 11: I've seen you a couple of times, Man at the game.
- 47:52Speaker 11: I don't know if you remember me, Man, light skinned brother,
- 47:55Speaker 11: about about six foot.
- 47:56Speaker 7: Yeah, I probably met you. You know, i'd be so
- 47:58Speaker 7: intensive the game. But yeah, what's what's going on?
- 48:01Speaker 11: Uh? Well, actually, man, I wanted to holler at you
- 48:04Speaker 11: about about your son.
- 48:06Speaker 2: Man.
- 48:08Speaker 3: You you are you are?
- 48:10Speaker 9: You?
- 48:11Speaker 3: Are you working right now? Are you currently working?
- 48:14Speaker 7: Am? I am? I working? Like yeah, I am working.
- 48:18Speaker 3: Actually, I mean I mean, I mean, I mean you
- 48:19Speaker 3: have a Yeah, a steady job is what I'm asking.
- 48:22Speaker 7: I mean, yeah, what you what you're getting at though?
- 48:25Speaker 7: Like you know, I thought you were calling about the
- 48:28Speaker 7: basketball team, like uniforms. I know, we got a game Saturday.
- 48:32Speaker 7: You know sometime they want donation for sneakers and all that,
- 48:35Speaker 7: like you.
- 48:35Speaker 11: Know, no, no, no, no, no, no, what I was asking?
- 48:38Speaker 11: So so, I mean you you got a regular nine
- 48:40Speaker 11: to five job you go to all the time.
- 48:44Speaker 7: Yeah, I got a nine five. I mean things is
- 48:46Speaker 7: kind of crazy. But that was just kind of short.
- 48:49Speaker 7: But you know, I still I still work. I mean,
- 48:51Speaker 7: what was going on? You need a job?
- 48:53Speaker 3: No, no, no, I'm just checking. Man.
- 48:56Speaker 11: See what I wanted to get at you about, man,
- 48:58Speaker 11: is seeing are you going? Are you gonna clean your
- 49:02Speaker 11: son on your income tax this year?
- 49:06Speaker 7: Hold on, bro, now you said, am I gonna claim
- 49:10Speaker 7: my son on my taxes this year?
- 49:13Speaker 3: Right? I mean, like you know, as a dependent.
- 49:16Speaker 7: Bro, you asked me some real personal questions. Now you know,
- 49:19Speaker 7: like you're the guy that you just said you you
- 49:22Speaker 7: know me from the basketball team that my son play
- 49:25Speaker 7: on basis you know, and now you're doesn't jump from
- 49:29Speaker 7: the Blazers to do I clean my son on my taxes?
- 49:32Speaker 7: And do I have a steady income? I mean, like
- 49:36Speaker 7: you know, yeah, I got I gotta steady income and
- 49:39Speaker 7: I'm cleaning my flight. What I mean what you're trying
- 49:42Speaker 7: to get at, Bro?
- 49:43Speaker 11: Well we'll see, man, what I was thinking. You know,
- 49:45Speaker 11: I just want to read you seem like cool dude
- 49:46Speaker 11: when I saw you at the gym. Man, what I
- 49:48Speaker 11: was gonna ask you, Bro, is you know see right now, Man,
- 49:52Speaker 11: when I get through with my tax and stuff, I'm
- 49:54Speaker 11: gonna have to owe about eight hundred dollars. But now
- 49:58Speaker 11: I see if I clean a child as my dependent, man,
- 50:01Speaker 11: they gonna give me bout twenty two twenty three hundred.
- 50:04Speaker 3: You see what I'm saying And what I wanted.
- 50:06Speaker 11: To get at you about, Man, is you know you
- 50:09Speaker 11: let me clean as my son, you know, so I
- 50:12Speaker 11: can go and get this good money?
- 50:14Speaker 10: Bro?
- 50:14Speaker 7: Love Bro, Bro, I mean, with all due respect, bru,
- 50:19Speaker 7: you're talking about you want to clean my son on taxes?
- 50:23Speaker 7: Hold on, Bro, I don't even know you you're talking about.
- 50:25Speaker 7: You've seen me at my son's basketball game. You might
- 50:28Speaker 7: be the police for all I know. Bro, he sound
- 50:31Speaker 7: like the police.
- 50:32Speaker 3: No, no, no, no, it ain't.
- 50:33Speaker 11: Ain't nobody gonna come at your sideways like that. Man,
- 50:35Speaker 11: I ain't trying to come like what I'm trying to say. Man,
- 50:38Speaker 11: Now they're going to hit me off of this eight hundred. Well,
- 50:40Speaker 11: see I can get twenty three hundred, man, I kick
- 50:43Speaker 11: you down to fifty. You understand what I'm saying.
- 50:46Speaker 7: Man, everybody too Simpty you crazy. Now you sound like
- 50:51Speaker 7: a joke, bro, because now you're insult to me. You're
- 50:54Speaker 7: telling me you want to clean my mo down for
- 50:57Speaker 7: some where you owe money. I don't even know you.
- 51:00Speaker 7: So I can make two fifty, bro, I ain't trying
- 51:03Speaker 7: to be on no. Brother. When I claim my kids,
- 51:05Speaker 7: I'm getting the same exact like you getting. I'm getting
- 51:08Speaker 7: twenty three hundred two. So what do I look like
- 51:10Speaker 7: taking two hundred dollars from I don't know?
- 51:13Speaker 3: You know what I'm saying, Okay, but I'm the one
- 51:15Speaker 3: stuck over here paying the eight hundred. Man, I'm just
- 51:18Speaker 3: acting to ask you to look out for a brother. Man,
- 51:20Speaker 3: you said look out.
- 51:22Speaker 7: You know, my texting cut from forty hours a week
- 51:25Speaker 7: to thirteen hours a week, and I still got these
- 51:27Speaker 7: little backs to me for jowing Michael Jordan. They never
- 51:30Speaker 7: put it down.
- 51:31Speaker 3: That's why I'm trying to hook you up with two fifty. Man.
- 51:34Speaker 3: You don't even see a good thing when it's coming
- 51:36Speaker 3: at you.
- 51:37Speaker 7: Brother, Bro, I don't know if you're talking about bro No.
- 51:40Speaker 7: Two or fifty. Bro. When I clean these two little
- 51:42Speaker 7: I'm getting twenty three hundred dollars apiece. Bro, What you
- 51:45Speaker 7: think I'm gonna take two or fifty for you for it?
- 51:47Speaker 7: I don't even know you like that. Man.
- 51:49Speaker 3: You ain't got it. You ain't got a trip.
- 51:51Speaker 7: Man, if you was my brother, my people, you know,
- 51:53Speaker 7: maybe we can do a little something. I can understand that.
- 51:56Speaker 7: But brother, you ain't gonna give me No. Two fifty
- 51:58Speaker 7: when I'm getting the same thing they offering you two
- 52:00Speaker 7: point three hundred. This is company money, bru.
- 52:02Speaker 3: So what a is I'm supposed to do? What am
- 52:04Speaker 3: I opposed to do? Devin?
- 52:05Speaker 7: Tell me that, I mean Brook, what you're supposed to
- 52:08Speaker 7: do is go out your seed, clean that little every
- 52:11Speaker 7: year and you'll get what I get for these little
- 52:14Speaker 7: that I'm seeing in clothing every day. That's what you're
- 52:16Speaker 7: gonna have to do. My hour was done, got cut
- 52:18Speaker 7: from forty to fifteen hours a week. I have to
- 52:21Speaker 7: go pick me up a little side of him saying,
- 52:23Speaker 7: you gotta change your ways. You out there trying to
- 52:25Speaker 7: get me locked up for government scams.
- 52:28Speaker 3: What I'm trying to do, man, is get this eight
- 52:30Speaker 3: hundred off my back, dog. That's all I'm trying.
- 52:32Speaker 7: Man.
- 52:32Speaker 3: Ain't nobody trying to get no trouble man, But you're.
- 52:35Speaker 7: Still talking about getting you eight hundred and getting me
- 52:38Speaker 7: locked up. Now you've got me up. I'm out here
- 52:41Speaker 7: working hard to support my kids.
- 52:43Speaker 3: Man, But I ain't fin the city and go through
- 52:44Speaker 3: this with you no more. Man, I ain't finna city
- 52:46Speaker 3: and go through this with your normal.
- 52:47Speaker 7: If you're gonna help me with this money or not, Bro,
- 52:50Speaker 7: I ain't help you with bro. I see you on Saturday, Broke,
- 52:53Speaker 7: I'm gonna puck you up. Bro. Thomise you. Bro.
- 52:56Speaker 3: I need your son soldier security number right now. That's
- 52:59Speaker 3: what I need.
- 53:00Speaker 7: BRO. Let me tell you something, BRO. What you look like? Bro?
- 53:02Speaker 7: You said life and he's going to stop six foot
- 53:05Speaker 7: bro when I see you when I step in that gymnasium, Bro,
- 53:09Speaker 7: I'm on your You ain't on that. You ain't on
- 53:12Speaker 7: Blazers Lakers brouh.
- 53:14Speaker 3: You gotta bring that social security number.
- 53:17Speaker 7: I think it's a game. I'm gonna come find him.
- 53:19Speaker 3: Okay, cool, I got one more thing I need to
- 53:21Speaker 3: say to you. You're lifting to me.
- 53:24Speaker 7: On my phone. Bro, why don't even talking to this fool?
- 53:26Speaker 3: I got one more thing I need to say to you.
- 53:28Speaker 7: Man, if you listening to make say your last statement?
- 53:31Speaker 7: You want your tombstone?
- 53:33Speaker 3: Bro, This is nephew tie me from the Steve Harvey
- 53:36Speaker 3: Marning Show. You just got praank baby this nephew. Tell
- 53:45Speaker 3: me man, what's up, Devin?
- 53:48Speaker 7: What's the fool? You got me out here going crazy?
- 53:51Speaker 6: Hey?
- 53:51Speaker 7: Man?
- 53:51Speaker 3: You got hey? Do you got a boy that you work.
- 53:54Speaker 7: With named yeah? Crazy?
- 53:57Speaker 11: Put me up to this man, Man, keep doing what
- 54:07Speaker 11: you're doing. We need good daddies in the world.
- 54:09Speaker 7: Brother, Thank you.
- 54:11Speaker 11: Hey, one more thing man, I gotta ask you. You
- 54:13Speaker 11: got to tell me man, what is the baddest radio
- 54:16Speaker 11: show in the land?
- 54:17Speaker 9: Man?
- 54:18Speaker 7: Steve Morning? Yeah? Crazy Man?
- 54:26Speaker 3: All right, there you go, you got it?
- 54:28Speaker 1: Can I claim your kids?
- 54:30Speaker 12: Wow?
- 54:31Speaker 3: Have y'all claimed kids before? Have y'all done that?
- 54:34Speaker 7: Yeah?
- 54:34Speaker 9: What we have?
- 54:36Speaker 7: Yeah?
- 54:36Speaker 1: We got kids?
- 54:36Speaker 7: We got.
- 54:39Speaker 1: What kind of question was it?
- 54:41Speaker 9: Get?
- 54:42Speaker 1: Us arrested kids only our own kids. Shure. Okay, yeah,
- 54:52Speaker 1: what now you're out of the conversation.
- 54:58Speaker 3: You can't claim I had nine someone you can't.
- 55:03Speaker 1: Okay, stop talking.
- 55:05Speaker 7: You know.
- 55:07Speaker 2: Back in the day, you know you could, you could
- 55:10Speaker 2: claim seven exemptions without explaining nothing. Mm so I was
- 55:16Speaker 2: claiming seven just to get a bigger check.
- 55:19Speaker 9: Oh okay, but that was back in the day though. Yeah,
- 55:23Speaker 9: all right, all right, I got in trouble for it. Okay,
- 55:27Speaker 9: were conversation coming up next? It is a strawberry letter subject.
- 55:34Speaker 9: He's about to mess around and find out that's not about.
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- 56:32Speaker 9: them to hear this part. It is time now for
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- 56:57Speaker 3: got it for you. Here it is Strawberry.
- 57:00Speaker 9: Thank you, nephew. Subject He's about to mess around and
- 57:03Speaker 9: find out. Dear Stephen Shirley, I'm a forty four year
- 57:06Speaker 9: old married woman and I work with a lot of
- 57:10Speaker 9: fine men. I've tried to stay out of the office
- 57:13Speaker 9: mess because everyone is sleeping around and I'm an administrator
- 57:17Speaker 9: at the hospital, so i could lose my job. But
- 57:20Speaker 9: there's a young cutie pie that was in my face
- 57:22Speaker 9: every day asking to play. He used to walk up
- 57:26Speaker 9: on me and put sweet kisses on my neck, grab
- 57:29Speaker 9: my hands when he talked to me, and he even
- 57:33Speaker 9: let sweet notes on my computer. These are things my
- 57:36Speaker 9: husband has never done. My husband and I have a
- 57:40Speaker 9: very good sex life, but this young man, this young,
- 57:43Speaker 9: and made me feel hot and tingly inside. I talked
- 57:48Speaker 9: to my thirty two year old sister about the guy,
- 57:50Speaker 9: and she told me he has a reputation for being
- 57:52Speaker 9: blessed below and very talented in the bedroom. He and
- 57:56Speaker 9: my sister went to school together, and she warned me
- 57:59Speaker 9: to stay away from him, and I tried to, but
- 58:02Speaker 9: he came into my office the other day and pressed
- 58:06Speaker 9: it all up on me while hugging me tightly. I
- 58:09Speaker 9: couldn't help but gasp, and then I asked him to
- 58:13Speaker 9: let me see it. He had no problem showing it
- 58:16Speaker 9: to me. So there we were all alone in my office.
- 58:20Speaker 9: I did what needed to be done, and let's just
- 58:23Speaker 9: say I had to reapply my lipstick when I was done.
- 58:28Speaker 9: I would not let him go all the way because
- 58:30Speaker 9: that would have been too much for me to handle
- 58:32Speaker 9: at work. It's been three days since the occurrence and
- 58:37Speaker 9: he has not been by my office and I have
- 58:40Speaker 9: only seen him once. Surely, this young and doesn't think
- 58:43Speaker 9: he played me. He's about to mess around and find
- 58:46Speaker 9: out who's running things around here. I can either start
- 58:49Speaker 9: to cut his hours like everyone else's, or I can
- 58:52Speaker 9: include him and all of the layoffs that are coming up.
- 58:55Speaker 9: Why did he change all of a sudden? Is he
- 58:57Speaker 9: mad that I didn't go all the way? Or was
- 59:00Speaker 9: this all that he wanted? Okay, this right here is
- 59:04Speaker 9: just wrong. Okay, I don't like this. I mean, you're
- 59:08Speaker 9: going to punish him for something you did. Yes, he
- 59:12Speaker 9: was wrong to pursue you like that, a married woman
- 59:14Speaker 9: and his superior on the job and all of that.
- 59:17Speaker 9: But you, ma'am, ma'am, you encouraged this young man. And
- 59:21Speaker 9: with today's climate, you really really should know better. You're
- 59:25Speaker 9: an administrator, you should know the rules.
- 59:29Speaker 1: You should have.
- 59:29Speaker 9: Shut him down a long time ago, because who lets
- 59:32Speaker 9: their coworker I mean just blatantly kiss them on the
- 59:36Speaker 9: neck at work and hold their hands. And you know,
- 59:40Speaker 9: your sister warned you were about this guy, but you
- 59:43Speaker 9: didn't listen, And now you want to mess with his
- 59:46Speaker 9: job for something you willingly participated in. Now this was
- 59:50Speaker 9: consensual and you know this. Now you're mad and want
- 59:53Speaker 9: to flex about whose boss and all that because he
- 59:56Speaker 9: hasn't come around for three days. I just don't have
- 1:00:00Speaker 9: more to say than that, you, my dear, are just
- 1:00:02Speaker 9: wrong on so many levels with this. Steve.
- 1:00:05Speaker 3: Yeah, well this is interesting, Oh lady.
- 1:00:11Speaker 2: I have some disturbing news for you, and I'm gonna
- 1:00:18Speaker 2: try to save it for the second half of this letter,
- 1:00:20Speaker 2: but I'm just gonna be honest with you. I'm gonna
- 1:00:23Speaker 2: just tell you what I think is happening here, and
- 1:00:25Speaker 2: I don't think it's the way that you're looking at
- 1:00:27Speaker 2: this thing the correct way.
- 1:00:29Speaker 3: Now you know you are.
- 1:00:30Speaker 2: You say you forty four man, and you work with
- 1:00:33Speaker 2: a lot of fine men, and everybody's sleeping around. But
- 1:00:36Speaker 2: the one young cutic pile was in your office to day,
- 1:00:39Speaker 2: asking every day, asking you to play.
- 1:00:42Speaker 3: He used to walk up on me and put sweet
- 1:00:45Speaker 3: kisses on my neck? Where y'all work?
- 1:00:48Speaker 1: Really? Where you?
- 1:00:53Speaker 12: Wow?
- 1:00:55Speaker 1: Wow?
- 1:00:56Speaker 2: In this counsel mean me too culture, can you walk
- 1:01:00Speaker 2: up on a woman at work and prince sweet kisses
- 1:01:04Speaker 2: on her necking?
- 1:01:05Speaker 10: Wow?
- 1:01:07Speaker 3: Wow?
- 1:01:08Speaker 2: Let me tell you why it ain't It ain't understand
- 1:01:11Speaker 2: you all in morning show, we can't do that at all.
- 1:01:14Speaker 3: It ain't down in family few you might be ready
- 1:01:18Speaker 3: for love, but you ain't ready for love, not right now?
- 1:01:24Speaker 3: Where is this going on? Grab my hands?
- 1:01:27Speaker 2: When he talks to me and even lets sweet notes
- 1:01:30Speaker 2: on your computer, and these are things my husband never done.
- 1:01:34Speaker 3: Then he comes to lie. My husband and I have
- 1:01:36Speaker 3: a very good sex life. Okay, so what you out here?
- 1:01:39Speaker 1: So that's a lie.
- 1:01:40Speaker 3: But I got news for you. We're gonna use that.
- 1:01:43Speaker 3: Me and my husband.
- 1:01:45Speaker 2: Let me where is it at? I just lost him
- 1:01:48Speaker 2: have a very good sex life. But this youngun made
- 1:01:52Speaker 2: me feel hot and tinging. Now I talk to my
- 1:01:55Speaker 2: thirty two year old sister about the guys. She told
- 1:01:58Speaker 2: me he got a reputation of being black and very
- 1:02:01Speaker 2: talented in the bedroom. He and your sister went to
- 1:02:04Speaker 2: school together. Well, I've got news for you. It ain't
- 1:02:06Speaker 2: the only place here in your sister be in. Oh,
- 1:02:10Speaker 2: that ain't the only place him and your sister being
- 1:02:14Speaker 2: She know too much talking about Did anybody tell you
- 1:02:19Speaker 2: he's got a reputation for being blessed below, very talented
- 1:02:24Speaker 2: in the bedroom. And then she warned me to stay
- 1:02:29Speaker 2: away from him. Now how she got all that information,
- 1:02:33Speaker 2: JEF caught They went to school. They ain't just went
- 1:02:38Speaker 2: to school, they went to the hotel. Your sister didn't
- 1:02:45Speaker 2: been with him. Then he here go to part that
- 1:02:49Speaker 2: gets stupid. I tried to, but he came in my
- 1:02:52Speaker 2: office the other day and he pressed it all up
- 1:02:54Speaker 2: on me while hugging me tighter. I couldn't help but gasp.
- 1:02:58Speaker 2: And right after that, and I'm gonna tell you what
- 1:03:00Speaker 2: happened why you write.
- 1:03:01Speaker 9: We'll have part two of Seem's response coming up to
- 1:03:04Speaker 9: today's Strawberry letter subject. He's about to mess around and
- 1:03:08Speaker 9: find out. We'll have all that at twenty three minutes
- 1:03:11Speaker 9: after the hour. Right after this, you're listening to the.
- 1:03:15Speaker 1: Stave Harvey Morning Show.
- 1:03:21Speaker 9: Life is unpredictable, but protecting your family doesn't have to
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- 1:03:50Speaker 9: or Globelife Radio dot com. Ladies and gentlemen, this strawberry
- 1:03:54Speaker 9: letter requires a disclaimer. If you have young children in
- 1:03:57Speaker 9: the car or at home with you, you might not
- 1:03:59Speaker 9: want them to hear this.
- 1:04:01Speaker 1: Come on, Steve.
- 1:04:01Speaker 9: Let's recap today's strawberry letter. The subject is he's about
- 1:04:05Speaker 9: to mess around and find out forty.
- 1:04:08Speaker 2: Four year old married woman working with a lot of
- 1:04:11Speaker 2: fine men. This one cutie pipe been coming around to
- 1:04:16Speaker 2: her office, pressing up on her, and he always asking
- 1:04:20Speaker 2: her can they play? He used to walk up on
- 1:04:24Speaker 2: me and put sweet kisses on my neck. Where the
- 1:04:26Speaker 2: hell they work in?
- 1:04:29Speaker 3: You can't do that to your.
- 1:04:30Speaker 2: Job, and you the supervisor right right grab my hands when.
- 1:04:36Speaker 3: We talked to me.
- 1:04:37Speaker 2: He even left sweet notes on my computer. My husband
- 1:04:41Speaker 2: and I have a very good sex light. I want
- 1:04:44Speaker 2: you to remember that because I'm question that in a minute.
- 1:04:47Speaker 2: My husband and I have a very good sex light.
- 1:04:50Speaker 2: I think that's a lot but just young and made
- 1:04:53Speaker 2: me feel hot and tingly. Talk to my thirty two
- 1:04:56Speaker 2: year old sister. She told me the guy had a
- 1:04:58Speaker 2: reputation of being bl that's below very talent in the bedroom.
- 1:05:02Speaker 2: He and my sister went to school together and She
- 1:05:04Speaker 2: wanted me to stay away from it. She got a
- 1:05:06Speaker 2: lot of information for somebody just went to school with somebody.
- 1:05:09Speaker 2: You know why, because they went to they went somewhere else,
- 1:05:11Speaker 2: moved in school, they went all away. Wow, they went
- 1:05:16Speaker 2: to the hotel. They went to the back of the truck.
- 1:05:19Speaker 2: But it then popped off. Because she know all of
- 1:05:22Speaker 2: it and told you to stay away from him, then
- 1:05:25Speaker 2: here she come. I tried to, Well, you didn't try
- 1:05:29Speaker 2: hard enough. But he came into my office the other
- 1:05:32Speaker 2: day and he pressed it all up on me while
- 1:05:35Speaker 2: hugging me tight. I couldn't help but gasp. And then
- 1:05:40Speaker 2: I asked him to let me see it. He had
- 1:05:45Speaker 2: no problem showing it to me. So there we were.
- 1:05:50Speaker 3: All alone in my office, Superer.
- 1:05:53Speaker 2: I did what needed to be done, and let's just
- 1:05:55Speaker 2: say I had to reapply my lipstick when I was done.
- 1:05:59Speaker 2: I would not let him go all the way because
- 1:06:02Speaker 2: that would have been too much for me to handle
- 1:06:04Speaker 2: at work.
- 1:06:06Speaker 3: Oh that's mighty wife of me. Listen, then here go.
- 1:06:12Speaker 2: It's been three days since the occurrence and he has
- 1:06:15Speaker 2: not been my by my office, and I've only seen
- 1:06:18Speaker 2: him once.
- 1:06:20Speaker 3: Surely this young and don't think he played me. Okay,
- 1:06:24Speaker 3: well what you wanna call me? Yeah? Surely this young
- 1:06:28Speaker 3: and don't think he played me.
- 1:06:30Speaker 2: He about to mess around and find out who running
- 1:06:33Speaker 2: things around him. Oh wait a minute, minute, Oh now
- 1:06:36Speaker 2: you want to be supervised. You wasn't supervised when you
- 1:06:40Speaker 2: was on your knees. Now that ain't a very supervisory
- 1:06:45Speaker 2: position right now. You wasn't supervised when you was reapplying
- 1:06:48Speaker 2: your lipstick. You wasn't supervisor when.
- 1:06:51Speaker 3: You was gasping.
- 1:06:53Speaker 2: Na, you wants to be the supervisor. He about to
- 1:06:59Speaker 2: find out who running things around here. I can either
- 1:07:02Speaker 2: start cutting his hours like everybody else's, or I can
- 1:07:06Speaker 2: include him in all the layoffs that are coming up.
- 1:07:08Speaker 2: Why did he change all of a sudden. I'm about
- 1:07:10Speaker 2: to answer that question. Is he mad that I didn't
- 1:07:13Speaker 2: go all the way? Or was that all he wanted? Girl,
- 1:07:17Speaker 2: you're so stupid. You don't see this. You're supposed to
- 1:07:21Speaker 2: be the supervisor. Okay, let me tell you something about yourself,
- 1:07:24Speaker 2: miss supervisor. Since you thank you all that you just
- 1:07:28Speaker 2: found out, you ain't now lead this young boy long
- 1:07:32Speaker 2: because you you asked him, let me see it, you
- 1:07:37Speaker 2: initiated that all he was doing was putting forth to
- 1:07:41Speaker 2: f You asked him in your office at work to
- 1:07:46Speaker 2: let you see it. He didn't have no problem showing
- 1:07:49Speaker 2: it to me, And then you said, I did what
- 1:07:54Speaker 2: needed to be done.
- 1:07:55Speaker 3: That's what she said.
- 1:07:56Speaker 2: That's what you said in your office in a very
- 1:08:01Speaker 2: unsupervisory position. Now you're all down in the flow, putting
- 1:08:08Speaker 2: your lipstick back on. Now you're mad because young boy
- 1:08:12Speaker 2: ain't been by there in three days. You know, I
- 1:08:15Speaker 2: think I think it's you. I think he't been back
- 1:08:18Speaker 2: there through years. Because earlier in the letter you said
- 1:08:22Speaker 2: me and my husband have a good sex life. Well
- 1:08:25Speaker 2: I think you lad, because see I think you got
- 1:08:27Speaker 2: a messed up definition to what's good.
- 1:08:29Speaker 3: You might think you better than you really are. You
- 1:08:33Speaker 3: and your husband might not be having all that good
- 1:08:35Speaker 3: of a sex life.
- 1:08:36Speaker 2: You do want to think it's a good sex life,
- 1:08:38Speaker 2: but you're skipping off somewhere else. You the one had
- 1:08:42Speaker 2: to put your lipstick back onme. You thought you did
- 1:08:46Speaker 2: a good job. Young boy probably had better. You see
- 1:08:51Speaker 2: what I'm getting at. Now you're all down in the flow.
- 1:08:55Speaker 2: You ain't as good at it as you thought you was.
- 1:08:58Speaker 2: So now the young boy said, are going?
- 1:09:00Speaker 3: Well? That wasn't worth it all them hugging and notes
- 1:09:04Speaker 3: I didn't wasted.
- 1:09:05Speaker 1: Now she's threatening his job.
- 1:09:08Speaker 2: Now he down there, he in there, he doing a
- 1:09:10Speaker 2: tomato drink commercial here on there, singing I could have
- 1:09:12Speaker 2: had a V eight.
- 1:09:16Speaker 3: You thought you'd blew his mind, didn't you.
- 1:09:24Speaker 7: Not?
- 1:09:25Speaker 1: The song for Everything?
- 1:09:26Speaker 3: Did not blow your mind this time? Did not? I
- 1:09:32Speaker 3: want to leave your baby? You didn't.
- 1:09:36Speaker 2: You didn't blow his man at all, and nothing else obviously.
- 1:09:43Speaker 2: So now that we got that out the way, oh hello,
- 1:09:48Speaker 2: write that down.
- 1:09:50Speaker 1: Yeah, boats your comments on today's Strawberry Letters.
- 1:09:54Speaker 3: You went half way and he ain't want to rest.
- 1:09:56Speaker 1: On Instagram and Facebook and check out the Strawberry Letter.
- 1:10:00Speaker 3: Well, I got right over all right now.
- 1:10:04Speaker 9: Coming up next to it's Junior and sports talk right
- 1:10:07Speaker 9: after this what I've told your.
- 1:10:09Speaker 7: Boys the Big snop Dog, and you're listening to the
- 1:10:11Speaker 7: Steve Harvey Morning Show.
- 1:10:14Speaker 1: You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
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- 1:10:52Speaker 1: It is time now for junior and sports talk. Junior,
- 1:10:54Speaker 1: what you got for us?
- 1:10:55Speaker 3: All right? Sure, let's talk about it.
- 1:10:57Speaker 8: The Mount Rushmore black athletes for male and females. It's
- 1:11:02Speaker 8: just disgusting now, is what they say. Are the top
- 1:11:06Speaker 8: athletes for male and females Mount Rushmore. Number one for
- 1:11:11Speaker 8: the men, Muhammad Ali, just black, black black. Number one,
- 1:11:17Speaker 8: Muhammad Ali, Number two Jackie Robinson, number three, Jesse Owens,
- 1:11:25Speaker 8: and then number four Michael Jorde.
- 1:11:28Speaker 1: Okay, okay, we deal with that. Yeah, yeah, what else
- 1:11:33Speaker 1: I like it? No, No, just four. It's just the
- 1:11:36Speaker 1: top four, you know, okay, okay.
- 1:11:39Speaker 8: And then for the women, number one, Serena Williams Goaty,
- 1:11:46Speaker 8: Number two, Simone Biles, oh yes, number three Jackie Jordan
- 1:11:53Speaker 8: Cursey okay, all right, and then number four Wilma Rudolph.
- 1:11:59Speaker 1: Wow, she's a before. Oh that's the only surprise. Yeah,
- 1:12:04Speaker 1: what do you think, stive, I.
- 1:12:06Speaker 3: Like excellent.
- 1:12:11Speaker 1: Black excellence?
- 1:12:12Speaker 3: Uh huh yeah, yeah, I mean.
- 1:12:15Speaker 1: Any objection, no souse, I know you love Muhammada had.
- 1:12:22Speaker 3: To be no. Yeah, Athea Gibson uh huh.
- 1:12:25Speaker 1: Oh yeah yeah yeah, low Joe load Joe.
- 1:12:32Speaker 3: No Tiger Woods nothing like that. Off like Tiger Woods
- 1:12:35Speaker 3: be up there.
- 1:12:36Speaker 7: Wow.
- 1:12:37Speaker 2: I would put Kareem Abdude Jabbar over Michael Jordan's.
- 1:12:41Speaker 3: On the Mount Rushmore.
- 1:12:44Speaker 1: And why is that wow?
- 1:12:46Speaker 3: Because of what he did for black people mm hmm.
- 1:12:50Speaker 2: See you look at Muhammad Ali, Jackie Robinson, h oh yeah,
- 1:12:57Speaker 2: you know who else? Did you say, Jack Jesse, Jesse Owens.
- 1:13:02Speaker 2: You have to look at what they did in terms
- 1:13:04Speaker 2: of the movement. Jim Brown would have been up there
- 1:13:07Speaker 2: before Michael Jordan. Would have these cats put on the line. Yeah,
- 1:13:13Speaker 2: man beyond Yeah, you know because what what uh what
- 1:13:20Speaker 2: Jim Brown and Korea and his name was lou Al
- 1:13:23Speaker 2: Sender at the time, what they did instead of for
- 1:13:26Speaker 2: black people at that period of time, That's that's.
- 1:13:29Speaker 3: What I would.
- 1:13:29Speaker 2: I would put him up there before Michael. Now, if
- 1:13:32Speaker 2: you want to look at the most impactful black athletes
- 1:13:36Speaker 2: of our time, it's Michael Jordan's m It's Tiger Woods, Serena.
- 1:13:45Speaker 9: For sure, Lebron Kobe. Okay, all right, well con get questioned.
- 1:13:56Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the art. Thank you Jr.
- 1:13:59Speaker 7: Man.
- 1:14:00Speaker 9: He need some advice. His wife acted out a character
- 1:14:02Speaker 9: over an old crush. We'll talk about it right after this.
- 1:14:05Speaker 9: You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. This is
- 1:14:12Speaker 9: from Vincent Shreveport. Then says, I coach an au basketball
- 1:14:16Speaker 9: team and we had a game against another black team
- 1:14:19Speaker 9: on Saturday.
- 1:14:21Speaker 1: My wife showed up all.
- 1:14:22Speaker 9: Glammed up and she had snacks for the team. I
- 1:14:25Speaker 9: was so happy that she came to support me. Come
- 1:14:28Speaker 9: to find out, she used to have a big crush
- 1:14:31Speaker 9: on the coach of the other team years before we
- 1:14:34Speaker 9: got married. After the game, my wife's best friend called
- 1:14:37Speaker 9: her and it was on speakerphone. The first singer friend asked,
- 1:14:41Speaker 9: was is Kevin still fine? Kevin is a coach on
- 1:14:45Speaker 9: the other team. My wife tried to say that her
- 1:14:48Speaker 9: friend like Kevin back in the day, not her.
- 1:14:51Speaker 1: I lost it.
- 1:14:52Speaker 9: Should I be worried about Kevin or is he really
- 1:14:55Speaker 9: just a silly crush my wife had in her twenties?
- 1:15:00Speaker 2: Good she came down there all fixed up and everything,
- 1:15:02Speaker 2: bringing snacks. Yeah, her girlfriend talking about Kevin still hell
- 1:15:07Speaker 2: hell yeah your problem?
- 1:15:10Speaker 3: Hell yeah, your problem.
- 1:15:11Speaker 1: Girls. Kevin's still fine. Well I could hear it, yeah,
- 1:15:15Speaker 1: and she like here, yeah, I can hear them talking. Yes, girls,
- 1:15:20Speaker 1: he's still fine.
- 1:15:21Speaker 3: Yes, yes, who he is?
- 1:15:25Speaker 10: So?
- 1:15:26Speaker 1: Should should he be? He should be worried? You're saying,
- 1:15:30Speaker 1: very very worried. He was all thinking she was there
- 1:15:35Speaker 1: for him.
- 1:15:37Speaker 3: She like, hey, couch Kevin, and I know I 't
- 1:15:40Speaker 3: that handsome either.
- 1:15:43Speaker 1: Oh the husband.
- 1:15:44Speaker 8: Yeah, and Kevin down there coaching just fine with it.
- 1:15:50Speaker 8: He won't be here next week, you coch next week,
- 1:15:53Speaker 8: but he like where you going?
- 1:15:56Speaker 7: Yeah?
- 1:15:56Speaker 1: He thought it was for him right until he found
- 1:15:59Speaker 1: out this.
- 1:16:00Speaker 3: That's too much.
- 1:16:03Speaker 1: You all don't think that's so funny? Yesler and I yeah,
- 1:16:08Speaker 1: I love it. You guys are like what.
- 1:16:12Speaker 3: And you know all day? You're right? Yeah?
- 1:16:17Speaker 1: I live with you and can't get chicken?
- 1:16:21Speaker 3: What's all this for? Kevin? We're doing?
- 1:16:23Speaker 7: That's this.
- 1:16:30Speaker 1: Coach.
- 1:16:31Speaker 10: Kevin asked me to bring this down to the team,
- 1:16:33Speaker 10: So yeah, we have time for another one, all right.
- 1:16:37Speaker 10: This is from Sugar in Columbus.
- 1:16:39Speaker 9: Sugar says I've been married for twelve years and my
- 1:16:42Speaker 9: husband just threw my past up in my face. He
- 1:16:44Speaker 9: met me during a threesome and left his wife for me.
- 1:16:48Speaker 1: I feel like he blames me for the past. I
- 1:16:51Speaker 1: didn't take him from his wife. He left her for me.
- 1:16:55Speaker 10: I lost a close friend when we got together because
- 1:16:58Speaker 10: me and his wife were really cool.
- 1:17:01Speaker 9: I've asked God for forgiveness and moved on. So why
- 1:17:04Speaker 9: can't he Why is he still bringing this up?
- 1:17:08Speaker 3: Why you was in a threesome? Yeah, your husband left
- 1:17:13Speaker 3: his wife for you the third party, right, girl? You
- 1:17:18Speaker 3: was in there letting it go. You was in that performance.
- 1:17:22Speaker 3: If you the one over in there and broke up
- 1:17:24Speaker 3: a home, you did your job. I tell you what.
- 1:17:29Speaker 2: I tell you what when you left that night and
- 1:17:33Speaker 2: they were sitting up in the bed smoking cigarettes, you
- 1:17:37Speaker 2: know what he's saying.
- 1:17:38Speaker 1: She did that, honey, I ain't never coming home.
- 1:17:43Speaker 3: Girl. She did that.
- 1:17:47Speaker 2: Right, and you know, and they was good friends too.
- 1:17:50Speaker 2: When she's coming back, she come back in time. I
- 1:17:54Speaker 2: want to Oh, we'll get her back on.
- 1:17:56Speaker 3: Over here then.
- 1:17:57Speaker 1: But they've been married twelve years and he still throwing
- 1:18:00Speaker 1: it up in her face.
- 1:18:01Speaker 2: He said, oh, yeah, no, twelve years ago. Woo what
- 1:18:07Speaker 2: it was good, But then he didnet left his wife.
- 1:18:10Speaker 3: Yeah, who had like better sense.
- 1:18:15Speaker 1: No, grass isn't always was helping.
- 1:18:17Speaker 3: Him make his dreams come true.
- 1:18:19Speaker 12: Uh huh.
- 1:18:20Speaker 2: Now you done just got Stormy at your house. You
- 1:18:22Speaker 2: got Now you got Stormy Daniels at the house.
- 1:18:25Speaker 1: Stormy jan Yeah, Okay, the filter's off. I think it's
- 1:18:32Speaker 1: clear now.
- 1:18:33Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 1:18:33Speaker 2: I mean she up in here doing all this poem
- 1:18:35Speaker 2: star stuff. But we got paid these bills. The next fiveday,
- 1:18:41Speaker 2: we're trying to figure out how to get this annuity
- 1:18:43Speaker 2: money back. You're talking about you you don't know nothing
- 1:18:46Speaker 2: about that.
- 1:18:46Speaker 9: We'll call down there, coming up in twenty minutes after
- 1:18:51Speaker 9: we'll have more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Right
- 1:18:54Speaker 9: after this, you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
- 1:18:58Speaker 9: Las Vegas churs has experienced a significant decline in twenty
- 1:19:03Speaker 9: twenty five and twenty twenty six. Statistics show that there
- 1:19:06Speaker 9: were roughly thirty eight and a half million visitors to
- 1:19:10Speaker 9: Vegas in twenty twenty five, which is three point one
- 1:19:13Speaker 9: million less visitors than back in twenty twenty four. Now,
- 1:19:17Speaker 9: according to reports Traveler's Site at the resort, fees the
- 1:19:21Speaker 9: high parking raids, the pricey and often hidden daily fees,
- 1:19:25Speaker 9: and what they call Vegas fatigue as reasons for not
- 1:19:28Speaker 9: making Vegas a vacation destination.
- 1:19:30Speaker 1: I didn't know any of this was going on, Steve.
- 1:19:33Speaker 1: Have you ever had vegas fatigue?
- 1:19:35Speaker 3: Yeah?
- 1:19:36Speaker 2: Do you have? At three days of straight gallley? I
- 1:19:39Speaker 2: done crawled out of Vegas before I dodnet crawled out
- 1:19:46Speaker 2: of Vegas. I'm talking about where. I'm talking about what
- 1:19:50Speaker 2: the clothes I had over last night. I've been to
- 1:19:54Speaker 2: the airport in in lime green suit.
- 1:19:56Speaker 6: I'm just.
- 1:19:58Speaker 1: The day time.
- 1:20:00Speaker 9: Oooh.
- 1:20:00Speaker 3: Stayed up all night trying to give my money back.
- 1:20:06Speaker 2: In that hole in there, looking at the machines in
- 1:20:09Speaker 2: the waiting there, trying to sund go ahead and get
- 1:20:11Speaker 2: half of it back.
- 1:20:14Speaker 3: Have I ever had vegas fatia?
- 1:20:16Speaker 1: Yeah? Make you stay away or you know, shy away
- 1:20:19Speaker 1: from Vegas.
- 1:20:20Speaker 3: Oh, I ain't never had that.
- 1:20:22Speaker 1: You still go though, That's the thing.
- 1:20:23Speaker 3: Okay, So I thought you meant. Have I ever got
- 1:20:26Speaker 3: tired of being there? Hell?
- 1:20:27Speaker 7: Yeah?
- 1:20:28Speaker 2: Ding ding ding ding ding, Mike, I was so sick
- 1:20:31Speaker 2: of the machines and all this year, cut all the noise.
- 1:20:36Speaker 1: All right, coming up? Will play around it. Would you rather?
- 1:20:40Speaker 9: Right after this, you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
- 1:20:48Speaker 9: Life is unpredictable, but protecting your family doesn't have to
- 1:20:52Speaker 9: be complicated. Globe Life helps family secure their future with simple,
- 1:20:56Speaker 9: affordable life insurance. There's no medical exam, just a cull
- 1:21:00Speaker 9: application with rates starting as low as three dollars and
- 1:21:03Speaker 9: forty nine cents a month. Globe Life insurance is easy
- 1:21:07Speaker 9: to buy. Called Globe Life today at one eight hundred
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- 1:21:16Speaker 9: four hundred or globelife radio dot com. It is time
- 1:21:20Speaker 9: now for a round of would you rather? Would you
- 1:21:22Speaker 9: rather greens cooked with smoke turkey? Or would you rather
- 1:21:26Speaker 9: your greens cooked with bacon?
- 1:21:28Speaker 1: Smoke turkey? Is that smoke mean hamhocks?
- 1:21:32Speaker 9: Well, you know, not hamhocks. But now my I went back,
- 1:21:36Speaker 9: I went back. Then you could cook all the greens
- 1:21:39Speaker 9: you want. All she wants is a hamhock out the grid?
- 1:21:44Speaker 1: What are we doing?
- 1:21:46Speaker 3: Yeah?
- 1:21:47Speaker 1: So smoke turkey.
- 1:21:48Speaker 9: You guys are saying, all right, yeah, would you rather
- 1:21:51Speaker 9: play golf at mar A Lago with Trump or would
- 1:21:55Speaker 9: you rather have lunch with your ex?
- 1:21:58Speaker 1: I'm really gonna have to just it's gonna be with
- 1:22:00Speaker 1: my ex.
- 1:22:04Speaker 3: Ain't gonna have a line. Yeah, it's gonna be a line.
- 1:22:08Speaker 7: I can't.
- 1:22:09Speaker 1: Let's hear this saying so over here, your ex junior?
- 1:22:13Speaker 1: You're sure that X that your church? Okay? All right?
- 1:22:19Speaker 3: What you gonna do?
- 1:22:20Speaker 1: You know he's gonna if you love golf.
- 1:22:24Speaker 2: I ain't got nothing to do with golf. I'm gonna
- 1:22:27Speaker 2: have Herschel Walker and Tim Scott.
- 1:22:35Speaker 3: What way we go to?
- 1:22:41Speaker 2: And what I'm gonna do though to try he survive it.
- 1:22:45Speaker 2: I'm gonna put some of them teeth in my mouth
- 1:22:47Speaker 2: like Tim Scott got the big beaver teeth with that
- 1:22:52Speaker 2: gap in and I'm gonna put some falsies up in
- 1:22:54Speaker 2: my head. And then for Herschel, I'm gonna wear a
- 1:22:59Speaker 2: pair of cut off burr lap shots.
- 1:23:03Speaker 1: What is Herschel? Him man?
- 1:23:07Speaker 3: When he didn't work in Georgia? Uh huh no, and
- 1:23:10Speaker 3: they had bought that house for him in Georgia.
- 1:23:13Speaker 2: We're selling this house, get our money back, and you
- 1:23:16Speaker 2: take your stupid behind on back to Texas because you
- 1:23:19Speaker 2: didn't complete the task. You ain't heard from Herschel. No,
- 1:23:23Speaker 2: they don't invite Herschel to come and talk about Trump.
- 1:23:27Speaker 2: No more, nothing, nothing, it's over.
- 1:23:31Speaker 1: It's over.
- 1:23:32Speaker 3: Coon couldn't do what he was Coon wasn't cooning enough.
- 1:23:37Speaker 3: All right?
- 1:23:38Speaker 9: Would you rather tell your wife that her outfit is interesting?
- 1:23:45Speaker 9: Or would you rather just burst out laughing at it?
- 1:23:47Speaker 9: Which one?
- 1:23:48Speaker 3: Oh hell, no, be.
- 1:23:52Speaker 1: Interesting?
- 1:23:53Speaker 3: But Marjorie and I have a relationship.
- 1:23:55Speaker 2: If I don't think something looks right, she wants me
- 1:23:57Speaker 2: to tell her that rarely happens because.
- 1:24:00Speaker 1: You tell the truth.
- 1:24:02Speaker 3: Yeah I have to. Yeah.
- 1:24:03Speaker 1: Oh oh, so you can't. You're capable of telling me. Yeah,
- 1:24:07Speaker 1: that's not a lot. Do you want to clear that up?
- 1:24:13Speaker 1: Let's be clear, you know.
- 1:24:16Speaker 2: But she'll say, Steve, do you like this? I said, baby,
- 1:24:19Speaker 2: I don't really like the way that looks. She'll be
- 1:24:20Speaker 2: okay with that?
- 1:24:22Speaker 9: Okay, yeah, but you say it nicely, all right, that's
- 1:24:26Speaker 9: how you saying it? Yeah right, yeah, okay, thank you.
- 1:24:30Speaker 9: That's today's round. Would you rather now coming up next?
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- 1:25:18Speaker 1: All right, guys, here we are, last break of the day.
- 1:25:21Speaker 3: Surely I have a question.
- 1:25:23Speaker 2: Yes, I'm gonna give you all a chance to ask
- 1:25:26Speaker 2: me anything you want. Okay, you know, if you think
- 1:25:29Speaker 2: I'm out of touch with something, if you think out
- 1:25:32Speaker 2: what my reaction to be, ask me any question how
- 1:25:36Speaker 2: much something cof so he can see how far out
- 1:25:40Speaker 2: of touch I really am, and I will answer the
- 1:25:43Speaker 2: questions honestly.
- 1:25:44Speaker 8: All Right, you go first, Okay, I'm gonna just ask
- 1:25:48Speaker 8: you what last time you just been to like a
- 1:25:50Speaker 8: four dealer ship to just to buy a truck and
- 1:25:53Speaker 8: just been in there all day. What the last time
- 1:25:54Speaker 8: you did you just just go buy a regular vehicle,
- 1:25:58Speaker 8: not the ones you drive, just a regular veg.
- 1:26:03Speaker 1: What is you sat down with a finance manager.
- 1:26:07Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, I remember that I bought a
- 1:26:10Speaker 2: white Ford Explorer when I had the comedy club in
- 1:26:15Speaker 2: Dallas and I had to buy Dallas.
- 1:26:20Speaker 1: It was in the nineteens. I could tell you that.
- 1:26:24Speaker 2: Yeah, this banker had given me the credit to buy
- 1:26:26Speaker 2: this truck for my club, and I bought a Ford
- 1:26:30Speaker 2: Explorer so I could go. Cause we were in a
- 1:26:32Speaker 2: dry county, I could drive out there to buy the
- 1:26:35Speaker 2: alcohol and then drive back.
- 1:26:38Speaker 3: Yeah, Ford Explorer four.
- 1:26:42Speaker 1: All right, up, all right, last.
- 1:26:45Speaker 3: Time I've been to dealership like that?
- 1:26:49Speaker 10: Okay, So nineteen ninety four, all right, let's go grocery shopping.
- 1:26:54Speaker 1: How much is a gallon of milk?
- 1:26:56Speaker 3: Dollar?
- 1:26:57Speaker 1: A dollar? Three dollars a gallon?
- 1:27:04Speaker 3: Fuss of milk?
- 1:27:05Speaker 7: Yeah?
- 1:27:06Speaker 9: Over that.
- 1:27:07Speaker 3: The last time I walked to the store for my mama.
- 1:27:12Speaker 1: Gallon of milk, a loaf of bread.
- 1:27:17Speaker 9: We wish it was Okay, Steve, So when's the last
- 1:27:22Speaker 9: time you just, you know, cleaned up for your cleaned
- 1:27:25Speaker 9: up the house, cleaned up the house, just topped the bottom,
- 1:27:28Speaker 9: swept the floors, put your clothes away, did the laundry.
- 1:27:35Speaker 9: I was sighing about. They when's the last time cleaned
- 1:27:41Speaker 9: up that you cleaned up? Yeah, you know, vacuumed.
- 1:27:47Speaker 3: I'll tell you what it was, probably like seventy eight nine.
- 1:27:55Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I had an apartment I had I was born.
- 1:27:59Speaker 2: He said, yeah, yeah, I had apartment out in or
- 1:28:03Speaker 2: will it be? And I vacuumed that.
- 1:28:07Speaker 1: Do you know how long ago?
- 1:28:09Speaker 2: In nineteen seven. Now I work in a full motor company. Man,
- 1:28:12Speaker 2: I had girls coming over. I had to vacuum up.
- 1:28:15Speaker 2: I had chocolate brown coffee, and I had to get
- 1:28:17Speaker 2: all these spects off.
- 1:28:18Speaker 1: That was almost fifty years.
- 1:28:20Speaker 2: See, well that's the last time I vacuum. I ain't
- 1:28:24Speaker 2: a vacuum. I know, good, here will I ain't vacuum
- 1:28:29Speaker 2: shore ain't done no laundry. I told you the other day,
- 1:28:34Speaker 2: I was in front of March. I told March baby,
- 1:28:38Speaker 2: that's what I saw.
- 1:28:39Speaker 3: I took by the garage. She said what I said,
- 1:28:42Speaker 3: We got washing drives out there. She says, see that's laundry.
- 1:28:45Speaker 2: Though.
- 1:28:47Speaker 3: You can't beat this.
- 1:28:48Speaker 1: Run you this kid, I said, really, he got champagne problem. Okay,
- 1:28:58Speaker 1: that's crazy, God, Junior, ask him another question.
- 1:29:02Speaker 8: It's Black History Month, and you know what the last
- 1:29:05Speaker 8: time you've been to a Black history program?
- 1:29:08Speaker 1: Hmm?
- 1:29:09Speaker 2: Black history program? Well, see, we didn't have when I
- 1:29:13Speaker 2: was in school. We didn't have Black History Month. Oh wow,
- 1:29:17Speaker 2: I don't think we had Black History Month when I
- 1:29:20Speaker 2: was in school. If they did, that's just something else.
- 1:29:23Speaker 3: I wasn't paying attention to what I had.
- 1:29:28Speaker 2: Trust, I don't know, man. I ain't been to no
- 1:29:30Speaker 2: black program. I've been there, I ain't never been to one.
- 1:29:33Speaker 3: Jam Oh my goodness.
- 1:29:35Speaker 1: Okay, Carlo, come on, when's the light time? When's the
- 1:29:39Speaker 1: last time you've been on a flight and you sat
- 1:29:41Speaker 1: in the middle seat?
- 1:29:44Speaker 3: Oh? I know exactly when that is.
- 1:29:45Speaker 2: I was sitting with a Mexican family on Southwest uh huh,
- 1:29:50Speaker 2: and and you were in the middle nineteen eighty six
- 1:29:57Speaker 2: and the other other half of the family was facing me.
- 1:30:02Speaker 3: The that was traumatic. What did I talk about? We
- 1:30:08Speaker 3: don't talk about nothing.
- 1:30:09Speaker 13: Man.
- 1:30:09Speaker 3: I told that boy I was gonna kill him if
- 1:30:11Speaker 3: you kicked me again? Is Mama through the bathroom?
- 1:30:14Speaker 2: Little boy just kept kicking me. Mama wasn't saying now
- 1:30:17Speaker 2: I said, because she went and went to the bathroom.
- 1:30:19Speaker 2: I leaned over and said, kick me again.
- 1:30:21Speaker 3: I killed. Oh all right, it was crowded. It was
- 1:30:28Speaker 3: crowded the rest of the flight.
- 1:30:29Speaker 9: Now I didn't kill all right, Steve, when's it? You
- 1:30:32Speaker 9: love cards and everything? So when's the last time you
- 1:30:35Speaker 9: actually pulled up at the gas station, pumped your own gas?
- 1:30:38Speaker 9: Got out of two thousand folk?
- 1:30:40Speaker 2: I just answered this question yesterday at family few two
- 1:30:43Speaker 2: thousand and four.
- 1:30:45Speaker 1: How do you know exactly what's two thousand.
- 1:30:47Speaker 3: And four though, because that's the last time I pump? Game?
- 1:30:51Speaker 3: Is that the two thousand folk?
- 1:30:54Speaker 4: Yeah?
- 1:30:54Speaker 1: Twenty two years ago?
- 1:30:56Speaker 3: Yeah? Yeah, man, twelve years ago? What if I'm pumper game?
- 1:31:02Speaker 1: So your car will work from the place.
- 1:31:06Speaker 2: These people that work here, what do they do? Because, man,
- 1:31:13Speaker 2: let me tell you something. You didn't want to her
- 1:31:17Speaker 2: cars and it's on quarter tank.
- 1:31:19Speaker 3: She don't play that. I ride in anything. I don't
- 1:31:21Speaker 3: give it a light on it.
- 1:31:25Speaker 1: How much is a gallon of gas?
- 1:31:26Speaker 3: Since she probably about six six dollars?
- 1:31:29Speaker 1: Six dollars, we're not going nowhere? No, And who were
- 1:31:35Speaker 1: you talking? What was the question of family fused?
- 1:31:38Speaker 11: Don't know?
- 1:31:39Speaker 1: Over three?
- 1:31:40Speaker 8: Yeah, six dollars were at the house.
- 1:31:47Speaker 1: Goodbye, take us full of the house.
- 1:31:50Speaker 2: They have a great day today with your rich self
- 1:31:52Speaker 2: and just enjoy your life.
- 1:31:54Speaker 3: So she got a lot of blessings.
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