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Church Complaints, Sister O'dell, 1 Has 2 Go, NCAA Championship Game and more. · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 7: you're trying to accomplish, that's a blessing. But now let
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  Speaker 7: me talk to you about this part right here, folks,
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  Speaker 7: because this is the part that message people up a
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  Speaker 7: great deal.
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  Speaker 1: What happens when you get off track? What is that?
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  Speaker 1: What does that mean? When you get off track?
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  Speaker 8: See?
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  Speaker 1: I've been off track.
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  Speaker 7: I can't tell you how many times, and it happens
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  Speaker 7: in so many aspects of your life. But what is
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  Speaker 7: it that makes getting off track so debilitating to some people?
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  Speaker 7: You know, there are some people who want stay off track.
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  Speaker 7: They of course, they off the dream, They on to
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  Speaker 7: something else. And you cannot allow the fact that you've
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  Speaker 7: gotten off track.
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  Speaker 1: To stop you can. I tell you something? Everybody gets
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  Speaker 1: off track.
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  Speaker 7: There are people who are living their life's dreams in
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  Speaker 7: spite of getting off track. See what happens when you
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  Speaker 7: get off track? Here's the simple thing to do. The
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  Speaker 7: simple thing is just to get back on track. Now
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  Speaker 7: that's that's But that's easier said than done, ain't it, Steve?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah?
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  Speaker 7: Because see people when you get off track. Here's some
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  Speaker 7: of the things that happen. See you get the here
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  Speaker 7: come to nay says some of them from the outside,
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  Speaker 7: some of them internally.
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  Speaker 1: Here's what gets said when you get off track. See,
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  Speaker 1: I told you, I told you. You know. You start
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  Speaker 1: hearing that it's not for you. Okay, this is all
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  Speaker 1: just because you got off track. It's not for you. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: here's another one. It ain't meant to be. You can
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  Speaker 1: hear it all. You could say it. Well, I guess
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  Speaker 1: it's just not meant to be.
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  Speaker 7: But let me ask you a question, though, Who made
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  Speaker 7: the rule that when you get off track you can't
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  Speaker 7: get back on? Who made that rule? Where is that
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  Speaker 7: written that once you get off track you can't get
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  Speaker 7: back on. See, because I'm gonna tell you something, folks,
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  Speaker 7: there's no such rule. As a matter of fact, it's
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  Speaker 7: quite the opposite. See, everybody in pursuit of a dream,
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  Speaker 7: a goal, an aspiration, or mission is going to get
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  Speaker 7: off track. Sometimes you're going to get derailed. There are
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  Speaker 7: going to be days where you're not going to get
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  Speaker 7: it right. There are going to be days where you
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  Speaker 7: feel like giving up. There's going to be days when
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  Speaker 7: you're just gonna flat out get it wrong. That's the journey.
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  Speaker 7: But let me tell you some Every successful person that
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  Speaker 7: I know, ever met, talked to, set out, and chopped
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  Speaker 7: it up with, have shared one thing in common. We
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  Speaker 7: all get off track. We all get it wrong along
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  Speaker 7: the way. I don't care who the person is. The
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  Speaker 7: president got it wrong along the way. Your pastor got
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  Speaker 7: it wrong along the way. Quiet director guy got it
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  Speaker 7: wrong along the way. The principle at your school got
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  Speaker 7: it wrong along the way. The valve victorian of your
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  Speaker 7: class got it wrong along the way. The star of
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  Speaker 7: the team got it wrong along the way. They've all
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  Speaker 7: been off track. Your boss down at your job, he
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  Speaker 7: got it wrong along the way. Your immediate supervisor got
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  Speaker 7: it wrong along the way. Everybody I know that has
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  Speaker 7: any measure of success in every level that you call success,
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  Speaker 7: however you want to label it, has gotten off track.
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  Speaker 1: As a matter of.
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  Speaker 7: Fact, it's impossible. Listen to me, it is impossible not
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  Speaker 7: to get off track in pursuit of your dreams, goals, visions, aspirations.
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  Speaker 7: It is impossible. Don't you let nobody tell you that
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  Speaker 7: they got through life unscathed, that they made it because
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  Speaker 7: they were just so determined, and I would let nothing
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  Speaker 7: turn me back.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you might not have let nothing turn you back
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  Speaker 1: because you hear, Oh, but you thought about it.
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  Speaker 7: Oh you thought about it on days when you was
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  Speaker 7: off track. But see, people don't like to tell the
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  Speaker 7: whole story. They just want you to think as much
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  Speaker 7: as you can about them. So when they tell you
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  Speaker 7: their story, they leave out the stuff along the way.
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  Speaker 7: It was just hard work and determination that got me here.
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  Speaker 1: No it wasn't, No, it wasn't.
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  Speaker 7: It was the fact that you got off track and
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  Speaker 7: the grace and of God allowed you to get back on.
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  Speaker 7: His forgiveness allowed you to get back on because you
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  Speaker 7: would not believe what some of the people have done.
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  Speaker 7: So when you get off track, don't allow the naysayers
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  Speaker 7: outside and the big naysayer inside, because let me tell
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  Speaker 7: you something, the biggest naysayer of them all comes from inside. See,
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  Speaker 7: it don't matter what other people say out there. It
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  Speaker 7: takes some time for you to learn this. And I
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  Speaker 7: understand because it took me some time to learn it. See,
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  Speaker 7: I have a lot of naysayers out there, but I
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  Speaker 7: ain't operating for them, operating function for the ones that
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  Speaker 7: love me, for the ones that get me for the
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  Speaker 7: ones that understand what I'm really trying to do. And
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  Speaker 7: so don't you be the one that doesn't allow yourself
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  Speaker 7: to get back on track when you get off track, because,
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  Speaker 7: like I said, who made the rule up that you
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  Speaker 7: can't get back on track? There's no such rule out there.
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  Speaker 7: Stop stopping yourself from getting it right. So what you
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  Speaker 7: started to die at the beginning of the year, and
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  Speaker 7: you already off start another one, start over, try it again,
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  Speaker 7: don't ever stop trying.
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  Speaker 1: If you stop trying, you can't make it.
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  Speaker 7: But if you never give up the effort, if you
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  Speaker 7: never give up and say it's over, it ain't over.
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  Speaker 7: You heard the saying it ain't over, to the fat
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  Speaker 7: lady saying I never invite her. She's not invited.
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  Speaker 1: It ain't over.
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  Speaker 7: To the fat lady saying I don't know where the
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  Speaker 7: fat lady stay. I have not send her an invitation
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  Speaker 7: to none of my events. She's not welcome here. She
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  Speaker 7: didn't ask me a couple of times. How come I
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  Speaker 7: never get invited? Because you gonna start saying it and
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  Speaker 7: I ain't got time for that. All right, stop inviting
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  Speaker 7: the fat lady to all your events?
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  Speaker 1: Thank you?
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  Speaker 2: You're listening.
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  Speaker 1: Morning show, ladies and gentlemen. The time has come. It
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  Speaker 1: is a new year.
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  Speaker 7: Happy New year, everybody. I'm so grateful I saw another one.
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  Speaker 7: I'm so grateful God has kept me. I'm so grateful
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  Speaker 7: that God is with me. I'm so grateful that God
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  Speaker 7: keeps me on the wall. I'm just thankful, man, I'm
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  Speaker 7: thankful for everything. Man, I can't believe he done. Let
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  Speaker 7: me see another year. Man, Oh man, oh man, How
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  Speaker 7: good is God? I ain't got none but praise this morning.
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  Speaker 7: I ain't got nothing but good things. Joy is finn
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  Speaker 7: to come out of my mouth today because I'm on top, man,
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  Speaker 7: and I'm on top cause God is with me. If
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  Speaker 7: God is with you, who can be against you? It
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  Speaker 7: don't even matter, y'all, keep your head up. This is
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  Speaker 7: Mississippi Monica Junior government name killed sprights and the legend
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  Speaker 7: that is Nephew Tommy.
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  Speaker 1: Good morning and happy new year.
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  Speaker 9: Happy New year.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah good?
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  Speaker 2: How was your holiday?
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  Speaker 1: Man?
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  Speaker 2: I'm well rested, you sounded you sound good?
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  Speaker 1: What to do? Today.
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  Speaker 2: You used to embarrass me. Come on embarrassing me today.
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  Speaker 1: You know today I might just do that.
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  Speaker 2: You know you haven't done it in a minute.
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  Speaker 7: About how I was going to approach the new year,
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  Speaker 7: I could I be well, since I've been going, let's
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  Speaker 7: just get all these segments starting.
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  Speaker 1: I can see what you can do. I'm gonna make
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  Speaker 1: it work your way. I feel the same way. Man, rested,
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  Speaker 1: ready to go bad another year. It's get stupid. Man,
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  Speaker 1: I missed you.
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  Speaker 9: I missed y'all.
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  Speaker 1: You miss us.
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  Speaker 7: That's eat it alread ain't gonna lie to you. Thought
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  Speaker 7: you ain't thinking about it. I really cut it. I
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  Speaker 7: thought about you. You said I miss you.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, usally sent us a little text and checking.
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  Speaker 1: No, no, matter of fact, I wasn't really looking forward
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  Speaker 1: to coming back that much to you.
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  Speaker 2: You thought you were going you had made this.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I want another I could.
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  Speaker 7: Do another month. I could actually do another month. Problem yeah,
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  Speaker 7: ohle problem. But you know we got this. We got
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  Speaker 7: this small thing they call obligations and contract.
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  Speaker 8: Work.
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  Speaker 1: I'm talking about why they won't just send this check.
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  Speaker 2: To the house.
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  Speaker 1: You know, I've been trying to find that for so
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  Speaker 1: many years.
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  Speaker 7: I've actually been trying to somebody that would just send
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  Speaker 7: me the money without me having to.
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  Speaker 1: Do nothing, without no labor. You mean you a check,
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  Speaker 1: just a free check.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, little or no effort on your part. Just go
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  Speaker 2: out to the mail.
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  Speaker 1: Call it a blessing, okay, all right? Yeah, and just
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  Speaker 1: if they could just make it cash. Why I don't
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  Speaker 1: have to put.
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  Speaker 2: All right on that note, Thank the Lord.
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  Speaker 1: I have it in coffee cans. Everything I know. I
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  Speaker 1: know I've had money coming up.
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  Speaker 10: In thirty two minutes after the hour, Pastor Motown Deacon
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  Speaker 10: Death Jam in the building for church complaints right after this.
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  Speaker 2: You're listening hard morning show.
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  Speaker 10: All right, it is time now for the deacon and
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  Speaker 10: the reverend Reverend Motown Deacon death Jam, that is, and
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  Speaker 10: church complaints.
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  Speaker 1: We gavel.
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  Speaker 7: Own this old special your occasion, uh.
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  Speaker 1: Gavel Latin into the new year.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, prosperitizing in a way that will allow the promoscurity.
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  Speaker 1: And the ambiguity.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Or what we about to do?
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  Speaker 7: Lord, bless us on this great grow garious day where
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  Speaker 7: we maniplified.
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  Speaker 2: You better, minister, well you know what I'm saying.
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  Speaker 1: And damnation of upliftication, up lift upliftication. Lord, Come on, deacon,
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  Speaker 1: what what do we have in this new year? All right, pastor,
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  Speaker 1: let's get down the business here.
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  Speaker 5: I Brother Dona he tried to baptize people on New
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  Speaker 5: Year's Day in a lake, not realizing two alligators was
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  Speaker 5: in there too. He was baptizing sister Darry's fate and
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  Speaker 5: she actually walked on water and got out there lake.
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  Speaker 5: Brother Donelle is missing half a butt cheek and asking
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  Speaker 5: if the church would buy him a half or behind.
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  Speaker 1: That's we.
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  Speaker 7: Had told Brother Darnell not to try this down in Florida. Oh,
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  Speaker 7: you can do that up north, but not in Florida
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  Speaker 7: because of that alligator infest station. Or we are not
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  Speaker 7: responsible for buttocks missing. We're not responsible for bb ls
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  Speaker 7: or t yts anything else you might go. All right, yeah,
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  Speaker 7: that stage for tighten your top, we will just leave that.
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  Speaker 7: They're tighten your top, tighten your time, all right.
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  Speaker 5: Since the Sonya Green has a new company she has started.
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  Speaker 5: She is selling uh, dishwashing chitlings. She cleans them in
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  Speaker 5: the disk washing, then she cuts them. He's asking if
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  Speaker 5: she can sell them, uh say, the dishwashing chitlings after
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  Speaker 5: the services this year.
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  Speaker 7: She tried that last year and there was so many
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  Speaker 7: complaints about the chitling's having a taint taste of tide,
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  Speaker 7: and no nobody will go that anymore.
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  Speaker 1: Tied and Cascade.
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  Speaker 7: They called them the triple tea chitlings. They called them
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  Speaker 7: the triple tea chittens. Which was a tiny taste of
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  Speaker 7: tide was on the chitlings. And so nobody nobody wants
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  Speaker 7: her chitlings this year anymore.
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  Speaker 5: All right, all right, the church is asking for this year,
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  Speaker 5: can you get a translator? When Brother Norris gets up
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  Speaker 5: to sing, uh, the one tooth in his mouth makes
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  Speaker 5: it hard and then understand what he is saying.
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  Speaker 1: So they are asking, could you please get a translator.
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  Speaker 6: Our side is up Alan to Thwist side say TV,
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  Speaker 6: I'm time, I mean something song to Thwist Tide.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, we call that. Uh, we're gonna get the translator.
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  Speaker 7: We're gonna use though, it's gonna come in. And uh,
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  Speaker 7: there's a woman we found that can translate for brother Tider.
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  Speaker 7: She has two teeth. At least she knows what he's
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  Speaker 7: trying to sing. Two teeth, two teeth.
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  Speaker 5: All right, Well we're figuring out as we go through
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  Speaker 5: twenty twenty five. I the zip Line Ministry is out
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  Speaker 5: of control. They put a zip line attached it to
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  Speaker 5: the church and two miles down the way it goes
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  Speaker 5: all the way to Popeye. Gets fine, but on their
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  Speaker 5: way back past them, they stuck because they ate too much.
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  Speaker 5: You're gonna have to you got to talk to the
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  Speaker 5: zip line. They just the out to control zip line
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  Speaker 5: in the Popeyes.
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  Speaker 7: You know, we I've got a conversation going with the
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  Speaker 7: zip line committee of this new year, we're gonna shorten
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  Speaker 7: it and that's how we're gonna baptize people this year.
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  Speaker 7: Were gonna zip line their ass down into the pool
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  Speaker 7: and zip them right on out. It's gonna be a
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  Speaker 7: very short it's a splash and then you right on out.
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  Speaker 7: It gonna zip line right through the baptism pool. That's
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  Speaker 7: what we're gonna try to do this year. So we're
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  Speaker 7: trying to get a way to cut a hole in
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  Speaker 7: the baptism pool where they can cut right through it
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  Speaker 7: from the water. We ain't figured it out yet. Of course,
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  Speaker 7: we don't have the engineering skills. The young boy we
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  Speaker 7: paid for college, he dropped out last summer and he
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  Speaker 7: was growing to school for engineering, and so we won't
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  Speaker 7: be do.
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  Speaker 1: That this year.
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  Speaker 7: Alright, well we get something one to Popeye's I like
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  Speaker 7: a full piece all the time. Come on, just for.
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  Speaker 5: We'll get you taken care of this. And Pastor, we
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  Speaker 5: got something that went down there. Young Dimitrius Planning and
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  Speaker 5: you know he's twenty six kids. I got married to
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  Speaker 5: a beautiful Indian girl over the holidays. Her parents had
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  Speaker 5: two elephants at their reception and it's supposed to be
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  Speaker 5: very night. But Dimitri's daddy ridingh Flanning again, then got
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  Speaker 5: into a fight with the elephant tament because he didn't
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  Speaker 5: want he was scared to come into the receptor.
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  Speaker 1: It's just a mess.
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  Speaker 5: And they didn't whooped the man with the they didn't
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  Speaker 5: whip the man in the reception with the elephants standard.
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  Speaker 1: They was just a mess.
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  Speaker 5: And uh, we're gonna have to get Ronnie out of
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  Speaker 5: jail because he not only hit the mail and I
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  Speaker 5: think he yeah, I think yeah, he cuts the elephant
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  Speaker 5: out too.
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  Speaker 1: He didn't lie. And you just gonna talk to.
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  Speaker 7: Sister bur Lean also has a complaint cause the elephant's
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  Speaker 7: head dress, the big diamond in the front of the
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  Speaker 7: elephant's head was actually her necklace that they used. That's
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  Speaker 7: how big she is. They took her necklace and used
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  Speaker 7: it as a head piece for the elephant. She wants
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  Speaker 7: her necklace back, and every sister they don't. Nobody want
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  Speaker 7: to climb up on the elephant and try to take
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  Speaker 7: it back. That's the problem we have in right now.
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  Speaker 10: That concludes church complaints for this Monday. Coming up next
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  Speaker 10: it is asked the celo. You're listening.
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  Speaker 2: Morning show coming up at the top of the hour.
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  Speaker 10: In entertainment news neph you tell me as a brand
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  Speaker 10: D write to my husband and I agreed on practical gifts.
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  Speaker 10: This Christmas. I gave him a suit and a small
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  Speaker 10: TV for his office. He bought an air fryer for
• 21:56
  Speaker 10: me and changed our shower head and said, those were
• 22:00
  Speaker 10: my gifts.
• 22:01
  Speaker 2: How do I get him to understand those aren't gifts?
• 22:04
  Speaker 1: Really? Really, you get as frying a shot head he changed?
• 22:15
  Speaker 1: He's wrong for it. How stupid is your husband? Yes, mowing?
• 22:25
  Speaker 7: I can't help you with that, lady. Yeah, you should
• 22:28
  Speaker 7: have never said practical gifts. Don't you let a man
• 22:31
  Speaker 7: off the hook his idea.
• 22:33
  Speaker 2: Practical you apliance.
• 22:36
  Speaker 1: Here's the way you have to do. You have to say,
• 22:38
  Speaker 1: this is what we call practical gifts.
• 22:40
  Speaker 7: Give him a list, then you could buy me any
• 22:43
  Speaker 7: two of those things on that list you want, because
• 22:45
  Speaker 7: you can't just leave it up to me.
• 22:47
  Speaker 1: And we stupid. You brought him a suit of TV,
• 22:51
  Speaker 1: he bought your ass a shower head. Affit from both
• 22:57
  Speaker 1: of them?
• 22:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah, all right, sorry about that. D Happy New Year though.
• 23:05
  Speaker 10: Cherrelle in Newark says, the childhood friend is dating my
• 23:08
  Speaker 10: daddy and she's upset with me because I wouldn't allow
• 23:12
  Speaker 10: her to come to my home with him because my
• 23:14
  Speaker 10: mother was there. She said, my mom is grown and
• 23:17
  Speaker 10: needs to come to terms with it.
• 23:18
  Speaker 2: Is she crazy?
• 23:20
  Speaker 1: Or right, yes she is crazy.
• 23:22
  Speaker 7: Yes, she's crazy, and just in twenty twenty four, I'm
• 23:25
  Speaker 7: just gonna start saying stuff that I think really help people.
• 23:29
  Speaker 1: You need to jump on my ass.
• 23:30
  Speaker 7: That's yeah, let's get it, daddy and thedn't want to
• 23:35
  Speaker 7: bring over there in front of your mama.
• 23:37
  Speaker 1: You need to jump on her ass right there. Next question, Yeah,
• 23:40
  Speaker 1: jump on us. That's what I'm going say.
• 23:41
  Speaker 2: No, all right, happy New Year.
• 23:47
  Speaker 7: We're gonna have to start wooding, people, asked. Tommy then
• 23:49
  Speaker 7: told me that that I was going forward, but we
• 23:52
  Speaker 7: really need to starting some people.
• 23:56
  Speaker 1: I love it.
• 23:57
  Speaker 7: Bring my daddy over the house and boh yo yo yo,
• 24:01
  Speaker 7: mama need to get over to deal with it. Health
• 24:03
  Speaker 7: fa healf fun, No, my MoMA ain't finn to get
• 24:09
  Speaker 7: over nothing.
• 24:12
  Speaker 2: Wow, all right.
• 24:13
  Speaker 10: Moving on to Millicent and Henderson, Millicen says, I saw
• 24:17
  Speaker 10: new pictures of a woman on my son's phone, and
• 24:20
  Speaker 10: he's only fifteen.
• 24:22
  Speaker 2: My husband is a pastor, so I'm scared to tell him.
• 24:25
  Speaker 10: My son was embarrassed and said he got the photos
• 24:28
  Speaker 10: on a website.
• 24:29
  Speaker 2: Should I tell his daddy? Or is this just a
• 24:32
  Speaker 2: teenage phase?
• 24:33
  Speaker 1: You know? No phase that's for help This ain't no phase.
• 24:41
  Speaker 1: He has begun. He liked women, naked women? Yeah what what?
• 24:46
  Speaker 10: What? What?
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: This ain't no phase? Find he died till he died.
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: This ain't no phase. This is till he died.
• 24:59
  Speaker 7: Wow, he's gonna be trying to look at nigga women
• 25:02
  Speaker 7: from here. You can tell his daddy, you can tell,
• 25:04
  Speaker 7: you can tell his.
• 25:05
  Speaker 1: Pastor if you want to, you can tell whoever you
• 25:07
  Speaker 1: want to. What is his daddy gonna say to him?
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: That's Tommy?
• 25:15
  Speaker 7: You got boys all thatm over fifteen. I've seen stuff
• 25:20
  Speaker 7: on my son's phone. I couldn't have been more proud.
• 25:26
  Speaker 1: Well mine is. My youngest is twelve. But yeah, but
• 25:30
  Speaker 1: but not that oldest boy on swipe through that phone?
• 25:35
  Speaker 1: Hell are you swipe left?
• 25:39
  Speaker 7: Yeah?
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: Something mind?
• 25:42
  Speaker 7: Hey man, my son's hand me their phone right now,
• 25:44
  Speaker 7: and they say, Dad, I want you to look at
• 25:45
  Speaker 7: his full pictures.
• 25:46
  Speaker 1: Just swipe left, full pictures. Don't go no further than
• 25:51
  Speaker 1: you already know. Number five. Yeah all right. Moving on to.
• 26:04
  Speaker 2: To Norris and Gary H.
• 26:06
  Speaker 10: Norris writes my company downside, So now I share my
• 26:09
  Speaker 10: office with a cute younger lady that was just hired.
• 26:13
  Speaker 10: I told my wife about it because she because she
• 26:15
  Speaker 10: comes by my office occasionally. She doesn't like it and
• 26:18
  Speaker 10: wants the new girl out of there. What do I
• 26:21
  Speaker 10: do in this situation? From Norris? Now, Norris, Well, you can't.
• 26:27
  Speaker 10: I can't fire this young girl because she cute and
• 26:31
  Speaker 10: your wife don't like it. But ask your wife a
• 26:33
  Speaker 10: couple other things does she like? You might not like
• 26:35
  Speaker 10: this girl, but you like groceries, You like shelter. You know,
• 26:42
  Speaker 10: you like transportation because that's what this company pays for.
• 26:47
  Speaker 10: Now you need to get overpast your little insecurities. Yeah,
• 26:50
  Speaker 10: she's a cute little girl, but that's all it is.
• 26:53
  Speaker 10: You gonna deal with it. You can build some trust.
• 26:55
  Speaker 10: You don't trust your man, that's on you. But you
• 26:58
  Speaker 10: do like groceries though, when you do, like a roof
• 27:00
  Speaker 10: over your head.
• 27:03
  Speaker 9: And shop it.
• 27:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm sure she likes go with that.
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: So what should she do in this situation? Just to
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: deal with it? Dog, she gotta deal with it. You
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: can't get rid of that little girl. The company downsize,
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: they don't put over and he ain't got no power
• 27:17
  Speaker 1: like that.
• 27:19
  Speaker 2: He's gonna try to pressure him to get another job.
• 27:22
  Speaker 1: Watch.
• 27:23
  Speaker 9: Wow, I wouldn't do that, really, I'll just say, don't
• 27:26
  Speaker 9: you come on in here and meet him?
• 27:29
  Speaker 1: And then what you said the husband? Would you would
• 27:31
  Speaker 1: say that to the white Then I.
• 27:34
  Speaker 5: Got a problem.
• 27:35
  Speaker 1: She's got a nice personality. She's nice. That's what the
• 27:41
  Speaker 1: wife's gonna say. I don't want to meet her. Okay, cool.
• 27:49
  Speaker 1: I thought it was a good idea, my man. You
• 27:52
  Speaker 1: look how I'm looking at you.
• 27:54
  Speaker 11: I'm just trying to figure out if you mad at
• 27:57
  Speaker 11: somebody's get some conflict resolution in here.
• 27:59
  Speaker 1: Let's all work together. They next question, share, that's the
• 28:05
  Speaker 1: last one.
• 28:05
  Speaker 2: That's the last one.
• 28:07
  Speaker 1: That is shut him up. He's coming in four.
• 28:14
  Speaker 10: Okay, Well, can we go back to because I don't
• 28:17
  Speaker 10: know if we really helped Milicent and Henderson with the
• 28:19
  Speaker 10: fifteen year old boy in.
• 28:20
  Speaker 2: The new pics.
• 28:22
  Speaker 1: So help, I mean, she wants to know what to do.
• 28:26
  Speaker 1: Should she tell me the pictures? These pictures? Yeah, no,
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: that's the picture you found?
• 28:34
  Speaker 2: Uh huh, Look.
• 28:41
  Speaker 1: That's the one you tell the dad. Yes, that's yeah,
• 28:45
  Speaker 1: tell the daddy. But guess what the daddy gonna do.
• 28:51
  Speaker 2: Remember, I'm just saying, well, man.
• 28:58
  Speaker 1: She questioned about pastors. Pastors don't hurt children?
• 29:04
  Speaker 2: Well, of course they do. This is his son.
• 29:07
  Speaker 1: Yes, hot pastes. Pastes don't do nothing to populate the congregation.
• 29:14
  Speaker 2: Oh sorry, Milicent, I tried to help you.
• 29:17
  Speaker 10: All right, coming up at the top of the hour,
• 29:19
  Speaker 10: we'll have some entertainment news for you.
• 29:22
  Speaker 2: Right after this. You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 29:29
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  Speaker 10: the info. A right, guys, moving on to uh entertainment news. So, Tommy,
• 30:16
  Speaker 10: we've seen the previews. This looks like a great new
• 30:20
  Speaker 10: season for Ready to Love. We've been waiting for it
• 30:23
  Speaker 10: this time you're in Fort Worth.
• 30:25
  Speaker 5: Uh.
• 30:26
  Speaker 10: The new season premieres this coming Friday, January twelfth, of
• 30:29
  Speaker 10: course on the own network, Oprah's Network.
• 30:31
  Speaker 2: So you got to tell us about it. What can
• 30:33
  Speaker 2: we expect from.
• 30:36
  Speaker 5: I'm sexy on this, Shirley, I'm sexy. I'm enlightening. I'm
• 30:42
  Speaker 5: probably the sexiest thing.
• 30:44
  Speaker 1: On now, you know what I mean. That's that's what Okay, yeah, wait.
• 30:48
  Speaker 10: A minute, I was talking about the show, you know, yeah, yeah,
• 30:56
  Speaker 10: miss that he's the oldest person on the show.
• 31:05
  Speaker 1: He has to have it.
• 31:10
  Speaker 2: And what can you tell us besides that?
• 31:13
  Speaker 1: Okay, you know this is this is for work.
• 31:17
  Speaker 12: So this is a little different than you know, we
• 31:19
  Speaker 12: did Dallas first time around. Now we're doing four work.
• 31:21
  Speaker 12: This is ah, this is a little different.
• 31:22
  Speaker 5: But the twisting turns and the curve balls, they don't
• 31:25
  Speaker 5: never stop. And that's what we got to stay ahead of.
• 31:27
  Speaker 5: We always got to stay ahead of, you know, because
• 31:29
  Speaker 5: you guys at home will watching it. But the most
• 31:31
  Speaker 5: important thing of the people that are hit it, that
• 31:34
  Speaker 5: are in this journey, they think they think they're looking
• 31:36
  Speaker 5: at the last season saying okay, we know what time
• 31:38
  Speaker 5: they're gonna do we know what time we're gonna do
• 31:39
  Speaker 5: him the time, so we gotta keep changing it up
• 31:43
  Speaker 5: so they don't know. They figure out what's going on.
• 31:45
  Speaker 5: So I'm keeping them on their toes and making them
• 31:47
  Speaker 5: me and be gentlemen at all the time. Think they
• 31:49
  Speaker 5: can predict well, and they think they got it down.
• 31:51
  Speaker 5: They think I've seen this season and that season, I
• 31:53
  Speaker 5: know what we can't do. And then when you hit
• 31:55
  Speaker 5: them with like when y'all start that today, we started started.
• 31:59
  Speaker 10: You brought in new contestants, you know, pretty females, handsome.
• 32:03
  Speaker 2: Guys, you know, mixed it up a bit, so they
• 32:06
  Speaker 2: think they got it down now.
• 32:07
  Speaker 1: But no, it's some drop there gorgeous ladies on this season.
• 32:12
  Speaker 2: It's coming up.
• 32:15
  Speaker 7: Now.
• 32:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I see it now.
• 32:19
  Speaker 7: This boy by this boy is blowing up. Boy nephew
• 32:27
  Speaker 7: to getting large. I predict after this year right here,
• 32:32
  Speaker 7: his ass gonna be on the internet.
• 32:34
  Speaker 5: With the.
• 32:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah get the rest of us groups. Yeah you fit
• 32:47
  Speaker 1: made it and love you finl get your shot down.
• 32:51
  Speaker 1: May in Love. You stole that idea.
• 32:53
  Speaker 6: You pro.
• 32:59
  Speaker 1: Show some where we.
• 33:00
  Speaker 7: Love in it.
• 33:02
  Speaker 1: You're gonna reny from Love. You just stole Deacon Death Jam.
• 33:09
  Speaker 1: You stole you gene. You stole you but that everything.
• 33:18
  Speaker 12: Come on, bro, I happen to have another TV show,
• 33:22
  Speaker 12: Black College Quiz.
• 33:27
  Speaker 1: That college quiz. You stole that from Jeopardy. Jeopardy boy,
• 33:36
  Speaker 1: you ain't putting me in man. I'm just a working talent,
• 33:40
  Speaker 1: That's all I have. Tommy Polo, Tommy Holo, Tommy So
• 33:45
  Speaker 1: you a comedian? Have you a radio host?
• 33:49
  Speaker 7: Yeah?
• 33:50
  Speaker 1: And now you got a game show.
• 33:53
  Speaker 2: You have stole my whole.
• 33:54
  Speaker 8: Damn, I'm finding gold ship job. Accuse your man for real,
• 34:05
  Speaker 8: I'm going back.
• 34:08
  Speaker 1: Supposed to go on there and do that type of stuff.
• 34:09
  Speaker 1: I thought you sposed going there and enlightened people. I
• 34:11
  Speaker 1: didn't know. I'm gonna go fix some accusations.
• 34:14
  Speaker 2: About nephew, your own nephew.
• 34:17
  Speaker 1: I'm just working. I just want to work. I don't
• 34:19
  Speaker 1: want to I just want to work. Ready to love.
• 34:23
  Speaker 7: Hey Thomas and Hey Tommy. Yes on the Black College
• 34:27
  Speaker 7: Queer show that you hosted.
• 34:29
  Speaker 1: Yes, sir, do you have on a suit? The lawsuit?
• 34:34
  Speaker 1: Is your ass is wearing suits?
• 34:39
  Speaker 12: Like?
• 34:41
  Speaker 1: Can't you just stole that? Ready to be smiling, tom
• 34:57
  Speaker 1: you better not be on that show smiling, he sell
• 35:01
  Speaker 1: led from YouTube. I just want the works Yeah, that's
• 35:14
  Speaker 1: what all us want to do. Just work. We didn't
• 35:16
  Speaker 1: know that, did we know?
• 35:23
  Speaker 2: Check it out brand new season.
• 35:25
  Speaker 10: Am Ready to Love This Friday, January twelfth on the
• 35:28
  Speaker 10: Own Network, starring our one and only nephew, Tommy.
• 35:33
  Speaker 2: Are you Thomas Miles on that show?
• 35:36
  Speaker 5: All right?
• 35:36
  Speaker 2: And Kevin Hart and Samuel L.
• 35:38
  Speaker 10: Jackson will start in the Peacock Limited series Fright Night,
• 35:41
  Speaker 10: The million Dollar Heist of the series highlights the night
• 35:43
  Speaker 10: that Muhammad Ali defeated Jerry Corey and after the fight,
• 35:48
  Speaker 10: hundreds of guests at the after party were robbed at gunpoint.
• 35:52
  Speaker 2: It was one of the largest robberies in history. All right,
• 35:57
  Speaker 2: coming up, Yeah, that was crazy.
• 35:59
  Speaker 10: Coming up in twenty minutes after the hour, we'll play
• 36:01
  Speaker 10: a quick game of one has to Go?
• 36:03
  Speaker 1: Right after this, you say, yeah, they stole it from
• 36:07
  Speaker 1: a no.
• 36:10
  Speaker 2: You're listening morning show?
• 36:14
  Speaker 10: All right, guys, here we go. It is time to
• 36:15
  Speaker 10: play a round of one has to go. So one
• 36:19
  Speaker 10: of these has to go social media podcasts or spam calls.
• 36:23
  Speaker 10: One of them has to go social media calls.
• 36:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah huh, but here you're me.
• 36:33
  Speaker 7: It depends on who owned the podcast. Like right now,
• 36:41
  Speaker 7: I say, to hell with all podcasts. Me, I think
• 36:47
  Speaker 7: they need to come out here and band podcast at.
• 36:50
  Speaker 1: At least six most so we can breathe.
• 36:54
  Speaker 7: We need to.
• 36:57
  Speaker 2: All right, reset, all right.
• 36:59
  Speaker 10: One has to go barbecue, ribs, grilled oysters, or caviard.
• 37:07
  Speaker 1: What I never had tell about it like that, I
• 37:15
  Speaker 1: like grilled or yes we do ark grilled. Oh that's
• 37:20
  Speaker 1: the ball. So so oysters are ribs?
• 37:25
  Speaker 7: You can get carry off for real. So y'all quick
• 37:28
  Speaker 7: playing like y'all grew up on it. I said, get
• 37:33
  Speaker 7: rid of barbecue? What what are we gonna do as
• 37:37
  Speaker 7: a people? As a people?
• 37:39
  Speaker 1: Though? All right, better give me that ragged ass caveat.
• 37:46
  Speaker 10: One has to go cowboys, Saints or the Texans.
• 37:50
  Speaker 1: Oh that's real easy to cowboys.
• 37:53
  Speaker 2: Oh, Dallas just stood up when.
• 37:55
  Speaker 1: You ain't it ain't the text May the Saints, I
• 38:00
  Speaker 1: take it, ain't gonna beat the textive.
• 38:05
  Speaker 7: You can get rid of any one of them. Ragged
• 38:06
  Speaker 7: assa about the Texans all the damn cowboys. I'm eating
• 38:12
  Speaker 7: browns all day long?
• 38:15
  Speaker 1: What in the building? What's up?
• 38:20
  Speaker 8: One? Who is that?
• 38:25
  Speaker 10: One has to go if you're on vacation picture this.
• 38:28
  Speaker 10: One has to go the beach sight seeing or shopping.
• 38:33
  Speaker 1: Oh, sight seeing. Yeah, never went nowhere and looked around.
• 38:37
  Speaker 10: No damn, but tell you what's staying, and that's shopping. Okay,
• 38:44
  Speaker 10: all right, last one I seeing.
• 38:46
  Speaker 1: That's that's how you ask be a hostage. Already going
• 38:49
  Speaker 1: up somewhere. You ain't got no bed.
• 38:52
  Speaker 2: One has to go. That's our last one. That's our
• 38:55
  Speaker 2: last one.
• 38:56
  Speaker 10: Crazy, nice legs, pretty feet, great personality.
• 39:00
  Speaker 1: One has to go, nice legs, pretty feet, great personality.
• 39:06
  Speaker 9: Yeah, they say, come on, personality, your personality, and got
• 39:16
  Speaker 9: the talk.
• 39:17
  Speaker 7: Get over there and be pretty. Some pretty paint on
• 39:20
  Speaker 7: your toes, sticking down. There's some strapped his shoes, and
• 39:22
  Speaker 7: bring the big legs on, Opaca. It's gonna talk this
• 39:25
  Speaker 7: thing through. You can have a couple og admits, I
• 39:27
  Speaker 7: don't give a damn.
• 39:29
  Speaker 1: Thank you.
• 39:30
  Speaker 10: Coming up at thirty four minutes after the hour the
• 39:34
  Speaker 10: person time this year, sister O'Dell.
• 39:38
  Speaker 2: Right after this, you're listening hard morning show.
• 39:43
  Speaker 10: All right, ladies and gentlemen, as promised for the first
• 39:46
  Speaker 10: time this year in twenty twenty.
• 39:48
  Speaker 2: Four, she is here, my love, odell.
• 39:53
  Speaker 4: Heyn, my lord, my lord, good morning every world, Happy
• 40:03
  Speaker 4: New Year.
• 40:04
  Speaker 2: Happy New Years, Happy New Year's sister.
• 40:07
  Speaker 1: Yes, oo, lord another one. Ain't all good?
• 40:11
  Speaker 2: So good all the time, all the time?
• 40:13
  Speaker 1: Man, yeah, Lord, Lord Lord. Well what is y'all talking
• 40:17
  Speaker 1: about this year twenty twenty four?
• 40:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah? What are you talking about in twenty twenty four,
• 40:23
  Speaker 2: sister Odell?
• 40:24
  Speaker 1: Well, I don't know, just everything whatever y'all want to
• 40:27
  Speaker 1: talk about?
• 40:28
  Speaker 5: What is it?
• 40:28
  Speaker 2: Conrad? Okay?
• 40:30
  Speaker 1: I tried to be in on the pop the culture.
• 40:32
  Speaker 10: You know, yes, ma'am, we know you're a mother in
• 40:35
  Speaker 10: the church. Well, there's a church enter Lando and uh
• 40:39
  Speaker 10: Atlanta where the pastor was ridiculed because he played the
• 40:43
  Speaker 10: secular songs walking out and swagsurfing at the Dream Center
• 40:48
  Speaker 10: Church in Atlanta. I don't know if you've heard about this,
• 40:50
  Speaker 10: but the congregation loved it. A lot of young people
• 40:52
  Speaker 10: in the congregation. Congregation and uh the pastor seemed to
• 40:57
  Speaker 10: reach the younger generation in praise and worship.
• 41:00
  Speaker 2: So what do you think because they were in church?
• 41:02
  Speaker 1: You know, that's all right?
• 41:03
  Speaker 7: All that finding good, Get you get these swagging and
• 41:07
  Speaker 7: get to do the turfing and all this thing at.
• 41:10
  Speaker 2: The church, all that flood turfing and snagging.
• 41:14
  Speaker 1: What what else you want to do?
• 41:16
  Speaker 2: You know?
• 41:16
  Speaker 1: Just as long as you get your children's.
• 41:18
  Speaker 7: In there to serve the Lord some kind the way
• 41:20
  Speaker 7: you might have well had me in there been in
• 41:22
  Speaker 7: outside smoking, cracking, shooting, cracking.
• 41:27
  Speaker 1: You want cracking and shooting. You want snagging and turfing?
• 41:30
  Speaker 1: What you want to do?
• 41:31
  Speaker 2: Surfing and swagging surface with swag.
• 41:36
  Speaker 1: You gotta do that down for surfing turf. They had
• 41:40
  Speaker 1: a good one at Ruth Chris. I was, I had
• 41:44
  Speaker 1: a wonderful special on surfing turf. I just said, Lord,
• 41:48
  Speaker 1: have mercy. It was so good right there. What else
• 41:53
  Speaker 1: is going on?
• 41:55
  Speaker 7: Well?
• 41:55
  Speaker 2: Since Rodell?
• 41:56
  Speaker 10: Earlier, the CLO had a question from a mom who
• 42:02
  Speaker 10: found some pictures in her her son's phone, some nude pictures.
• 42:06
  Speaker 2: Her son is only fifteen. Now she's married to a pastor.
• 42:09
  Speaker 10: She wanted to know should she tell the pastor about
• 42:12
  Speaker 10: her son and these nude pictures.
• 42:14
  Speaker 8: Or just.
• 42:18
  Speaker 2: Was she a fah, yes, ma'am, that's.
• 42:20
  Speaker 1: What she was.
• 42:21
  Speaker 2: Asks.
• 42:21
  Speaker 7: Don't have phases with niked women's just a permanent obstruction
• 42:25
  Speaker 7: in life.
• 42:26
  Speaker 1: Now, this is permanent, sweetie, This is not a phase.
• 42:30
  Speaker 1: You can't see the fruit, taste of fruit and then
• 42:32
  Speaker 1: don't want fruit no more. Bow yes, sir, yes, ma'am.
• 42:38
  Speaker 7: Twenty last time you've seen somebody's pitch some sugar out.
• 42:44
  Speaker 1: Oh yellow, Okay, it just don't work.
• 42:47
  Speaker 7: That way, sweetie. You might well get used to it.
• 42:49
  Speaker 7: He gone now he fifteen, Yeah, that's what you found.
• 42:52
  Speaker 7: One picture in the phone, Minimore.
• 42:55
  Speaker 1: Oh many more they.
• 42:57
  Speaker 7: Got a little they got little safety locks on their
• 42:59
  Speaker 7: phone with all kind of pictures in the night. E.
• 43:01
  Speaker 1: Children know how to hide stuff. And if you tell
• 43:04
  Speaker 1: the pastor what he's gonna do. How did y'all get
• 43:07
  Speaker 1: the little boy? Oh okay, somebody was nicked. Shut up
• 43:13
  Speaker 1: where that's right. That's how we got the little boy.
• 43:17
  Speaker 7: Now you want to beat the little boy because he
• 43:19
  Speaker 7: want to see another nicked girl. You better thank the Lord.
• 43:22
  Speaker 7: He looking at these little naked girls. And you don't
• 43:24
  Speaker 7: have somebody in here trying to figure his life out.
• 43:26
  Speaker 7: Even got to figure it out at fifteen. He on
• 43:28
  Speaker 7: point scared it ready, let's go, Hey, oh ray.
• 43:35
  Speaker 2: Since hotel, before you get out of here.
• 43:37
  Speaker 10: I thought you might want to take a moment to
• 43:39
  Speaker 10: congratulate Tommy on his new season of Ready to Love.
• 43:43
  Speaker 2: It's coming on Friday.
• 43:44
  Speaker 1: I heard that. Congratulations, Lord Thomas, thank you. It's real girl,
• 43:49
  Speaker 1: but bad witness. Now know what Steve said it's real.
• 43:52
  Speaker 1: You know. Then you get they gonna start coming for
• 43:55
  Speaker 1: you and you'll be on the internet with him and
• 43:57
  Speaker 1: Kevin and Ricky Smile everybody.
• 44:01
  Speaker 7: Just one more year, you just a year away from
• 44:04
  Speaker 7: being all over in and then podcast discussion everything you find.
• 44:10
  Speaker 1: The follow on the Deacon Deaf jam is stolen.
• 44:16
  Speaker 7: You know how you run on your stage and you
• 44:18
  Speaker 7: cook your ear for the crowd to hear from you.
• 44:21
  Speaker 7: They're gonna say you stole that, all right, somebody gonna
• 44:27
  Speaker 7: cures you're stealing that all that fine new pie cap
• 44:30
  Speaker 7: half slash.
• 44:32
  Speaker 2: The prink phone call coming up next.
• 44:35
  Speaker 10: You're listening Hard Morning show coming up at about four
• 44:40
  Speaker 10: minutes after the hour. It's my strawberry letter for today,
• 44:43
  Speaker 10: the first of the new year. The subject is new Year,
• 44:47
  Speaker 10: New me. Will find out what that's all about. And
• 44:50
  Speaker 10: just a few because right now it is time for
• 44:53
  Speaker 10: the nephew and today's prank phone call.
• 44:55
  Speaker 2: What you got for its nef.
• 44:57
  Speaker 1: That's right here is Can you hear me now? Now?
• 45:00
  Speaker 1: Can you hear me now? That dog? If you would hello,
• 45:06
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to speak.
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  Speaker 12: To sister Lauren. Please, Sister Lauren, this is brother Davids
• 45:12
  Speaker 12: from the church. I don't know if you know me.
• 45:14
  Speaker 12: You might know me when you see me, but I
• 45:15
  Speaker 12: don't know if you just know me because we don't
• 45:17
  Speaker 12: really interact that much at the church. But I wanted
• 45:19
  Speaker 12: to give you a call. We got a bit of
• 45:21
  Speaker 12: a problem going on. Okay, okay, you got you get
• 45:24
  Speaker 12: Do you have a minute to talk?
• 45:27
  Speaker 1: All right?
• 45:27
  Speaker 8: Now?
• 45:28
  Speaker 1: How long have you been doing?
• 45:29
  Speaker 12: Uh the sign you in the you know you in
• 45:32
  Speaker 12: the ministry when you do the sign language for the church,
• 45:35
  Speaker 12: and you know I noticed you up there at least
• 45:38
  Speaker 12: two Sundays out of a out of the month.
• 45:42
  Speaker 1: You've been doing it quite a while, am I right?
• 45:44
  Speaker 10: So?
• 45:44
  Speaker 13: Yes, I've been doing it for over ten years. But
• 45:46
  Speaker 13: I'm really confused as to why they're calling about this time.
• 45:51
  Speaker 13: I'm just a little to confuse. I don't know who
• 45:54
  Speaker 13: you are. You say that if I see your face,
• 45:56
  Speaker 13: I may know you, But what does it have to
• 45:59
  Speaker 13: do with anything? How long I have been doing sigh language?
• 46:02
  Speaker 13: I know I've been doing this for years? So how
• 46:05
  Speaker 13: many I help you with this? Do you want?
• 46:07
  Speaker 1: Okay? No, no, I'm not trying to learn any sign language.
• 46:11
  Speaker 5: Do you do you know?
• 46:12
  Speaker 1: Miss? Everybody call him miss Murder.
• 46:14
  Speaker 13: Do you know Miss Murdle, Oh yeah, I sure do.
• 46:16
  Speaker 1: Mhm okay, So Miss.
• 46:19
  Speaker 12: Murder, that's that's that's that's that's one of my aunties
• 46:22
  Speaker 12: right there, Mss Murder is.
• 46:24
  Speaker 13: Okay, And she gave me my number to call me.
• 46:28
  Speaker 2: What what do you mean for me?
• 46:30
  Speaker 3: Did she get me?
• 46:31
  Speaker 12: No, That's what I'm getting at. So, so you know,
• 46:34
  Speaker 12: you know my you know, my honest is death. You
• 46:36
  Speaker 12: know she's hearing it, pa, you know that right?
• 46:38
  Speaker 13: Okay, yes, okay.
• 46:40
  Speaker 1: So here's a problem I ain't.
• 46:42
  Speaker 12: Murderer is telling us that you're not doing the sign
• 46:46
  Speaker 12: language right, doing the service and like you're missing some
• 46:50
  Speaker 12: things in the scripture.
• 46:51
  Speaker 2: Or something.
• 46:53
  Speaker 13: That's incorrect. I've been doing this for a very long
• 46:56
  Speaker 13: time and i know what I'm doing. So how do
• 46:59
  Speaker 13: you So she told called me to tell me that
• 47:01
  Speaker 13: I'm not doing this aline correctly.
• 47:05
  Speaker 12: Let me say, let me say this to you. I
• 47:07
  Speaker 12: don't want us to get off on the road for
• 47:08
  Speaker 12: let me just say this to you. Once my once
• 47:10
  Speaker 12: my Murder told us what was going on.
• 47:12
  Speaker 5: You know.
• 47:13
  Speaker 12: We then went to one of the deacons and asked him,
• 47:16
  Speaker 12: you know, is that way we can uh have a
• 47:18
  Speaker 12: meeting you know, with with with sister Lawrence, so we
• 47:21
  Speaker 12: can try to get this taken care of and talk
• 47:23
  Speaker 12: about it. He said, well, won't you just won't you
• 47:25
  Speaker 12: just call and y'all can just work it out. And
• 47:28
  Speaker 12: and that's how I'm calling you now.
• 47:30
  Speaker 1: I hope you.
• 47:31
  Speaker 12: I don't know if you're at work or whatever. I apologize,
• 47:33
  Speaker 12: but I'm just trying to get to the bottom up. Now,
• 47:34
  Speaker 12: let me go say this.
• 47:36
  Speaker 5: If I ain't murders say that you ain't signing right,
• 47:40
  Speaker 5: then MIAINI ain't lying. That means your excuse me, that
• 47:44
  Speaker 5: means you ain't signing right.
• 47:46
  Speaker 13: Really, so the pastor couldn't come to me, but he
• 47:50
  Speaker 13: but you figured you would just call me and tell
• 47:52
  Speaker 13: me that your auntie says that I'm doing it incorrectly.
• 47:56
  Speaker 13: That doesn't make sense to me. How does she tell
• 47:57
  Speaker 13: you that? Did she sign it to you?
• 48:00
  Speaker 12: She's signed language to her daughter. Listen, you ain't got
• 48:03
  Speaker 12: to worry about who she's signing too. What you need
• 48:05
  Speaker 12: to worry about is getting your getting your stuff together
• 48:09
  Speaker 12: all right and learning how to do this the correct
• 48:11
  Speaker 12: way so that my Anie can get you know, MIAI
• 48:14
  Speaker 12: needs to be getting the word like everybody else getting
• 48:16
  Speaker 12: the word.
• 48:16
  Speaker 1: But she not getting it because you The word is
• 48:18
  Speaker 1: getting lost in your hands.
• 48:21
  Speaker 13: All I'm hearing is your voice is getting very loud
• 48:23
  Speaker 13: and you need to match my tone. Young man. Okay,
• 48:26
  Speaker 13: let's start with that. What you mean, where's that match
• 48:32
  Speaker 13: my tone? Because you're getting very loud and I can't
• 48:35
  Speaker 13: hear through all of that. All right, Okay, okay, I
• 48:40
  Speaker 13: say this situation.
• 48:41
  Speaker 2: You called my phone.
• 48:43
  Speaker 13: Correct, you have a problem that you're discusting with me,
• 48:46
  Speaker 13: but you're getting more angry than anything else. How am
• 48:48
  Speaker 13: I going to resolve this problem? I am trying to
• 48:51
  Speaker 13: be a close.
• 48:51
  Speaker 5: The way you resolve this problem is carryos back to
• 48:54
  Speaker 5: science school so you can learn what you need to
• 48:57
  Speaker 5: so my Anie can get the word. My anti can't
• 48:59
  Speaker 5: get the gospel because you messing it up.
• 49:02
  Speaker 13: God anointed me to do style language at that church,
• 49:06
  Speaker 13: and I've been doing this for a long time and
• 49:07
  Speaker 13: I will continue to do so. Don't call my phone
• 49:11
  Speaker 13: telling me that I'm not doing something right?
• 49:13
  Speaker 1: You know? But do God know that you not doing
• 49:16
  Speaker 1: it right?
• 49:17
  Speaker 2: Do God know that?
• 49:18
  Speaker 1: Does God know that my ain't myrtle not getting the
• 49:21
  Speaker 1: work because of you?
• 49:22
  Speaker 5: Name?
• 49:23
  Speaker 13: Young man? Jesus, please give me the strength to continue
• 49:27
  Speaker 13: on with this conversation. But you know what, Mard, I'm
• 49:30
  Speaker 13: gonna be right back. Let me tell you something. Don't
• 49:34
  Speaker 13: you ever call my mother freaking phone telling about I
• 49:36
  Speaker 13: ain't doing something? Man, if I see you in this street,
• 49:40
  Speaker 13: this can't I have. It's gonna go outside your God
• 49:42
  Speaker 13: damn as did I make myself Claire?
• 49:45
  Speaker 1: I cannot believe you talking to me like this.
• 49:48
  Speaker 13: Oh now you want to be calm. Now you're calm.
• 49:50
  Speaker 13: Now you mask my phone.
• 49:51
  Speaker 5: I don't engaged.
• 49:52
  Speaker 1: I can't believe you just got you talking to me
• 49:55
  Speaker 1: like that?
• 49:55
  Speaker 13: Are we done here?
• 49:56
  Speaker 5: So you think it's cool for you to tell the Lord?
• 50:00
  Speaker 5: I'll be right back. Thank you, Lord. I needed a moment,
• 50:03
  Speaker 5: you r.
• 50:04
  Speaker 13: We've been on the phone this wall. You've been stewing
• 50:06
  Speaker 13: at me. I told you to match my tone, match
• 50:10
  Speaker 13: my tone.
• 50:11
  Speaker 1: I am matching your tone.
• 50:13
  Speaker 2: No can I say?
• 50:15
  Speaker 1: Can I? Can I give you something else in this tone?
• 50:18
  Speaker 1: Do you mind? If I say something in this tone,
• 50:20
  Speaker 1: you're gonna.
• 50:21
  Speaker 13: Hear a click and the dog real quick, go ahead.
• 50:24
  Speaker 5: I just want to tell you in this tone that
• 50:26
  Speaker 5: your friend Vonda Taylor got me to prank phone call you.
• 50:30
  Speaker 5: I am nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 50:34
  Speaker 2: In your tone, does have mercy?
• 50:40
  Speaker 13: Bonda, Bonda Taylor, Bonda Taylor, tell me put this on
• 50:46
  Speaker 13: the radio. On the radio, Bonda. I'm in Jesus name, amen, radio.
• 50:55
  Speaker 13: I'm not playing in the game time me. I think
• 50:56
  Speaker 13: it's funny, but.
• 50:57
  Speaker 1: This is my job here. Listen, everything is fine.
• 51:02
  Speaker 13: You haven't known there. I have to tell Jesus give
• 51:04
  Speaker 13: me a minute, because you was about to be my
• 51:06
  Speaker 13: pressure up. Lord, have mercy. I don't even want to
• 51:10
  Speaker 13: hear this, but I will be calling Bonda because I
• 51:11
  Speaker 13: have some mercy. Oh Lord, Lord, Lord father, please forgive me.
• 51:17
  Speaker 5: Look, you gotta you gotta do this for me in
• 51:20
  Speaker 5: my tone, in my tone, tell me in your tone,
• 51:23
  Speaker 5: what is the baddest radio show in the land?
• 51:26
  Speaker 13: In your tone show.
• 51:31
  Speaker 2: In my tone?
• 51:34
  Speaker 5: Come on now, first time back. January twenty twenty four.
• 51:37
  Speaker 5: Come on now, give me some praise and some prank
• 51:40
  Speaker 5: praise up in here.
• 51:41
  Speaker 1: I can't get it. Twenty twenty four. What do you
• 51:45
  Speaker 1: want to thank you? Thank you?
• 51:47
  Speaker 2: Kinganks.
• 51:48
  Speaker 5: Yes, new year, New stupid baby. I love it to death.
• 51:51
  Speaker 5: I'm getting ready for this weekend. I'm in at the
• 51:53
  Speaker 5: Comedy Zone, Jacksonville, Florida. At the Comedy Zone, A couple
• 51:57
  Speaker 5: of shows already sold.
• 51:58
  Speaker 1: I got a couple of left.
• 52:00
  Speaker 5: How many Zone, Jacksonville, Florida. That's Friday Saturday Sunday. The
• 52:05
  Speaker 5: Nephew will be there then I'm going to in Atlanta.
• 52:09
  Speaker 1: How many zone before?
• 52:11
  Speaker 5: Oh?
• 52:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, you want to? You want you want to?
• 52:13
  Speaker 1: You want to come out this weekend? Huh oh go.
• 52:18
  Speaker 1: Nobody there stealing. I ain't stealing there. You stole the
• 52:24
  Speaker 1: club date. I was there first, always.
• 52:27
  Speaker 2: Your own people.
• 52:31
  Speaker 1: So good.
• 52:34
  Speaker 5: Oh my gosh, man, be glad when y'all fixed that.
• 52:39
  Speaker 1: Madness boy.
• 52:41
  Speaker 5: This Friday, Saturday Sunday, The Nephew, Jacksonville, Florida. I am
• 52:45
  Speaker 5: at the Comedy Zone, laid in the cut. I'm on
• 52:48
  Speaker 5: my way. Let's see what date is at twenty sixth,
• 52:50
  Speaker 5: twenty seven, twenty eight.
• 52:51
  Speaker 12: Dayton, Ohio. Funny Bone. You've been there too, Funny Bone, Dayton, Ohio. Yeah,
• 52:57
  Speaker 12: I've been a funny bone.
• 52:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 53:00
  Speaker 7: And you know what, they stole the name of that
• 53:02
  Speaker 7: club because your funny bone is on the back of
• 53:04
  Speaker 7: your elbow.
• 53:06
  Speaker 1: That from that Ted it's him man.
• 53:11
  Speaker 9: Shut agust stealing?
• 53:13
  Speaker 5: Okay, all right, let's see if you can top this one.
• 53:17
  Speaker 5: And then February the third, I am at the n
• 53:20
  Speaker 5: y C Winery n y C. Rhinery Winery, New York City,
• 53:25
  Speaker 5: the winery I would beat up for two shows on Saturday.
• 53:28
  Speaker 1: You do nowhere already of New York City, don't you?
• 53:35
  Speaker 7: Okay, New York I'm coming to town, but warn not
• 53:41
  Speaker 7: that you know who find out?
• 53:44
  Speaker 1: Oh god in that just won't peach?
• 53:53
  Speaker 5: All right?
• 53:54
  Speaker 2: All right now, if you here we go. Coming up
• 53:56
  Speaker 2: next Strawberry Letter. The subject is new Year, New Me.
• 53:59
  Speaker 2: We'll get into it right after this.
• 54:01
  Speaker 10: You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. It is time now
• 54:06
  Speaker 10: for today's Strawberry Letter. And if you need advice on relationships, works, sex, parenting,
• 54:11
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• 54:15
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• 54:18
  Speaker 10: reading your letter live on the air, just like we're
• 54:21
  Speaker 10: going to read this one right here, right now, and
• 54:23
  Speaker 10: you never know, it could be yours.
• 54:26
  Speaker 1: It could be yours. Buckle up and hold on tight.
• 54:28
  Speaker 1: We got it for it. You here. It is Strawberry Letter.
• 54:31
  Speaker 10: Thank you, nephew, subject new Year, Knew Me. Dear Stephen Shirley.
• 54:36
  Speaker 10: I have been married for eleven years and can honestly
• 54:39
  Speaker 10: say that I trusted my wife and loved her unconditionally.
• 54:44
  Speaker 10: But now I'm questioning our commitment because she lied and
• 54:47
  Speaker 10: withheld information. The week before Christmas, she and her best
• 54:51
  Speaker 10: friend went to Orlando to do some Christmas shopping, and
• 54:55
  Speaker 10: she transferred thousands of dollars to her personal account, like
• 54:59
  Speaker 10: six thousand dollars. But I was cool with it because
• 55:02
  Speaker 10: she works hard and she is a great mom. While
• 55:06
  Speaker 10: she was gone, I took the kids to Tennessee to
• 55:09
  Speaker 10: visit with my parents. My wife and I were both distracted,
• 55:12
  Speaker 10: so we didn't talk much during the few days we
• 55:14
  Speaker 10: were apart. I told her that I would be back
• 55:17
  Speaker 10: in time to pick her up from the airport, but
• 55:19
  Speaker 10: she said she would ride with her best friend. When
• 55:22
  Speaker 10: I got home, she was lying on the couch, bandaged
• 55:26
  Speaker 10: from her boobs to her thighs. She stood up as
• 55:30
  Speaker 10: best she could, and our six year old started crying
• 55:33
  Speaker 10: over how bad my wife looked. My wife started crying
• 55:36
  Speaker 10: and admitted that she had lied about being in Orlando.
• 55:40
  Speaker 10: She said she wanted to surprise me with a mommy makeover,
• 55:45
  Speaker 10: which is a breast lift and butt injections as well
• 55:49
  Speaker 10: as liposuction.
• 55:50
  Speaker 2: She was in so much pain she could barely speak.
• 55:54
  Speaker 10: I told her I never wanted a big booty wife
• 55:56
  Speaker 10: or breast sitting at attention, and it made her cry
• 55:59
  Speaker 10: even more. I felt terrible because I was upset that
• 56:03
  Speaker 10: she lied and used our savings for that nonsense, just
• 56:07
  Speaker 10: so she could look like women like the women on
• 56:09
  Speaker 10: social media. My wife was slim and perfect like she was,
• 56:14
  Speaker 10: so she did this for herself. She's upset with me
• 56:17
  Speaker 10: because I'm not thrilled with the outcome. Should I fake
• 56:20
  Speaker 10: the funk with her and pretend to like her new
• 56:22
  Speaker 10: body or keep it real? Well, Happy new Year to you.
• 56:28
  Speaker 10: Not quite the new year you were expecting, though, you
• 56:31
  Speaker 10: know what I just say this. There's always been a
• 56:35
  Speaker 10: lot of pressure for women to always look beautiful, to
• 56:38
  Speaker 10: stay young, to be in shape, and of course social
• 56:41
  Speaker 10: media amplifies that even more women do compare themselves to
• 56:45
  Speaker 10: other women.
• 56:46
  Speaker 2: All of that. You know, now, was your wife wrong?
• 56:50
  Speaker 1: Yes?
• 56:50
  Speaker 2: I think so in this instance because she lied to you.
• 56:53
  Speaker 10: She took the money without telling you, and what she
• 56:57
  Speaker 10: did with is she can't really take it back or
• 56:59
  Speaker 10: fit anything. She can't give you a refund or anything,
• 57:03
  Speaker 10: but she doesn't want to do that. There should have
• 57:06
  Speaker 10: been a discussion beforehand, yes, of course, but she knew
• 57:09
  Speaker 10: that you would have never agreed to her having surgery.
• 57:14
  Speaker 10: She knew that you said you called it nonsense, but
• 57:17
  Speaker 10: to your wife, it was not nonsense. I mean, was
• 57:20
  Speaker 10: it selfish? Yes, of course it was selfish. And you're
• 57:24
  Speaker 10: right again because she did this for herself and only herself.
• 57:27
  Speaker 10: But she she wanted to look good and feel good
• 57:31
  Speaker 10: about herself, but she wanted you to like it too.
• 57:34
  Speaker 10: I mean, this is a tough one because how do
• 57:36
  Speaker 10: you come back with this when every time you look
• 57:38
  Speaker 10: at her you're reminded of what she did. She took
• 57:41
  Speaker 10: the money and she lied to you. I'm sure part
• 57:44
  Speaker 10: of your concern is the fact that she's in so much.
• 57:47
  Speaker 2: Pain right now.
• 57:48
  Speaker 10: But I got to tell you that'll eventually go away.
• 57:51
  Speaker 10: The swelling will go down barring no complications, and she'll
• 57:54
  Speaker 10: be fine. Many women have gone through this and they're fine.
• 57:58
  Speaker 10: Then you will have to deal with the other issue,
• 58:00
  Speaker 10: the fact that you don't like big boobs and booties.
• 58:04
  Speaker 10: I say, wait and see. Hopefully you know the surgery
• 58:08
  Speaker 10: will be proportioned to her slim physique, as you say,
• 58:11
  Speaker 10: but maybe she didn't feel like she was slim. This
• 58:13
  Speaker 10: is something she wanted to do for herself. Maybe you'll
• 58:16
  Speaker 10: grow to like it because you say you love her unconditionally.
• 58:20
  Speaker 7: Steve, Well, we got a little dilimma working in this
• 58:23
  Speaker 7: letter right here. I'm gonna try to work through it.
• 58:25
  Speaker 7: You know, y'all been married eleven years and you say
• 58:29
  Speaker 7: you honestly can say you trusted your wife.
• 58:31
  Speaker 1: That's cooling.
• 58:33
  Speaker 7: But now you question a commitment because she lied and
• 58:37
  Speaker 7: with hell information. Well, that's most people, Dog, that's most people.
• 58:44
  Speaker 7: Most people lie, and most people will with whole information.
• 58:48
  Speaker 7: I have with Hell many many bits of information in
• 58:53
  Speaker 7: my life and will continue to do so. As a
• 58:56
  Speaker 7: matter of fact, just to make you feel a little
• 58:58
  Speaker 7: bit better, I got some information that I'm gonna take
• 59:00
  Speaker 7: to the grave. I already knew it, never gonna share it.
• 59:04
  Speaker 7: Ain't no need to be bringing it up personal. That happened,
• 59:07
  Speaker 7: It popped off. It was before social media, and I
• 59:10
  Speaker 7: thank the Lord for that. We're gonna take this to
• 59:13
  Speaker 7: the grave. Sometimes God gives you a blessing. It's wrapped
• 59:17
  Speaker 7: up in secretcy it and it is hiding it's not
• 59:21
  Speaker 7: true that everything comes to light. God will allow some
• 59:25
  Speaker 7: things to stay in the darkness because he'dn forgave you
• 59:27
  Speaker 7: for it, and he's just gonna leave it there. Now,
• 59:30
  Speaker 7: that's what I'm the beneficiary of, and I think that
• 59:32
  Speaker 7: you might have to start to learning at yourself. A
• 59:35
  Speaker 7: week before Christmas, she had her best friend went to
• 59:38
  Speaker 7: Orlando do some Christmas shopping. She transferred thousands of dollars
• 59:42
  Speaker 7: to a personal account, like six k. But I was
• 59:45
  Speaker 7: cool with it because she works hard and she's a
• 59:49
  Speaker 7: great mom. Now, let's just stop right there. For a moment,
• 59:52
  Speaker 7: you thought she just transferred sixth grand and was gonna
• 59:56
  Speaker 7: do some Christmas shopping. But you was cool with it
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 7: because she's a great mom and she works really hard. Now,
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 7: while they was gone, you took your kids up to Tennessee.
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 7: You a good father, took kids up Tennessee visit your parents,
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 7: and you and your wife was distracted, so we didn't
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 7: talk much during the next few days.
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 1: Told i'd be home pick up from the airport. She said,
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 1: I sided, I'm a ride home with my friend.
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 7: You got home, she was laying on the couch, boundary
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 7: bandage from her boobs to her thighs. She stood up
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 7: best she could, and the six year old started crying
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 7: because of how bad the wife look. Now, it's where
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 7: we're gonna get into what the lies about. When we
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 7: come back, we'll address the lie that she told and
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 7: the lie that he told.
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 10: All right, we'll have part two of Steve's response coming
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 10: up at twenty three minutes after the hour Strawberry Letters.
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  Speaker 10: Subject for today new Year Knew Me. We'll get back
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 10: into it right after this. You're listening hard morning show. Allright,
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 10: Come on, Steve, let's recap today's Strawberry letter. The subject
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 10: is new year Knew Me.
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  Speaker 7: Well, this couple right here. He loves his wife. They
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 7: been married eleven years, very trusting until recently. What happened
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 7: the week before Christmas, her the best friend, went to
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 7: Orlando do some Christmas shop and she transferred thousands of
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 7: dollars like six grand to her account. He said he
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 7: was cool with it because she's a good mom and
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 7: she's hard working, so he didn't really have a problem
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 7: with the six thousand.
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 1: Early on in the letter.
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  Speaker 7: But then while they were gone, he the kids up
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 7: to Tennessee to see his parents, and he was talking
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 7: about he'd be back pick up from the airport, she said.
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 1: Now she ride home with a friend.
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 7: When you got home to the house, she was laying
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 7: on the solfage bandage from her boobs all the way down.
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 1: To her thighs.
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 7: She stood up the best she could, and the six
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 7: year old started crying because of how bad the wife look.
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 7: Then your wife started crying, and she admitted she lied.
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 7: Here we go now, like I told you before, it's
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 7: two lies told in this letter. He told the line
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 7: she told lie. My wife started crying a minute. She
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 7: lied about being on a Orlando She said she wanted
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 7: to surprise me with a mommy makeover, which is a
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 7: breast lift and butt injections as well as liposuction. Now,
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 7: before we get into this, I want to address the
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 7: word liposuction. I when I first read it, thought they
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 7: said liposuction, which I had to consider myself getting at
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 7: one point in time, I said, they can do something
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 7: with these lips. Let me look into it, lipho suction.
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 7: It's really liposuction. When I read it, I thought it
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 7: was liposuction, and I thought, well, that could be helpful me.
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 1: But then it's really not.
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 7: Because you don't want to take this out your lips,
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 7: because then you'll have what I call white mouth, and
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 7: that's not what I'm after. I don't want to have
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 7: white mouth. Want to keep on having these big fool
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 7: fat juicy know how to make them work.
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 2: Liqud anyone about you, Well, I'll.
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 1: Tell you what. Don't get them put on you be
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 1: this life change in.
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 2: It's life changing.
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 7: Hey, you're looking for me? Okay, anyway, let's get on
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 7: back to that. So she lied about being in Orlando,
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 7: so that means she wasn't in Orlando. And if you
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 7: done got a liposuction, booty implants, and breast implants for
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 7: six thousand, your ass was out the country.
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 1: You can't get ya.
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 7: I'm gonna tell you this right now. You can't get
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 7: all that for six breast, booty and liposuction for six.
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 7: You was in Guatemala or somewhere.
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 1: You was in Nickel Rog or you was somewhere else.
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 7: But she was not in the United States. Not no,
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 7: damn Miami. I'm gonna tell you right now. They ain't
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 7: got that in Miami for six. You got to go
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 7: out of the country, That's what I think. And if
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 7: you do get it for six, it ain't gonna be
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 7: a good one. So she was in so much pain
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 7: she could barely speak. I told her I never wanted
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 7: a big booty wife or breast sitting.
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 1: Up at attention. Now that's a lot.
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 7: That's a damn lie, girl, that she lied about where
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 7: she was. But you come talking about I never want
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 7: a big booty wife or breath sitting up at attention.
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 7: You need to wait the damn bandages come off, because
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 7: this might be the Christmas, the best Christmas your ass
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 7: ever had.
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 1: You need to stop crying.
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 7: You tripping down now, you'd have made her feel worse,
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 7: which made her cry even more. I felt terrible, but
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 7: I was just upset that she lied and used our
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 7: savings for that nonsense. Now let's slow down, bro. Now,
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 7: admittedly I think that couple should talk, especially when somebody
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 7: gonna go under the knife god search, I think you
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 7: really need to talk to your spouse about that because
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 7: so many times these surgeries go wrong, you know, and
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 7: you put your family in jeopardy. That was a huge mistake. Now,
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 7: her intentions was good, though I felt terrible because she
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 7: lied and used our savings for that. My wife was
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 7: slim and perfect the way she was, so she did
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 7: this for herself. She's upset with me because I'm not
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 7: thrilled with the outcome.
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 10: You know.
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 1: Now, let me where is the.
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 7: Part in the letter where she said she could badly walk?
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 7: Where she said what she said in the letter she
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 7: did a mommy makeover.
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 2: She wanted to surprise him with the mommy makeover, which
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 2: is where is that line?
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 1: At? Sure?
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 2: It's right after she started crying and admitted.
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 7: That she said she wanted to surprise me with a
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 7: mommy makeover, which is a breast lift. But injections and
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 7: life o such, all that for six ooh, unless she
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 7: was in line at a day's end, because I know
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 7: they were doing booty injections in Atlanta at the day's end.
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 1: You just stand outside on the porch till it was
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 1: your turn.
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 2: And that person got caught and went to jail, didn't they? Yeah, yeah,
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 2: and all yeah.
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 7: It was six, So you got to be careful about pricing.
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 7: It's hard to get a brand new, cold blooded body
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 7: for six. Most breasted plants is more than six. You
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 7: can get one one for six, but this is about the.
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 7: I strongly suggest you get two, though, because that ain't bresting.
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 7: You don't want to do one at a time because
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 7: something to check it. Come on, go back in there
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 7: and get that other way because you now you sitting
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 7: over here looking like a little unicorn.
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 1: Now that ain't good.
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 7: But for you to line say you don't want a
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 7: big booty wife with breast the stand up at attention,
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 7: that's a.
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 10: Damn List your comments on today's letter on Instagram at
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  Speaker 10: Steve Harvey FM and check I might.
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 1: Not want a gret big booty woman, but I do
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 1: want some booty.
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 10: And check out the Strawberry Letter podcast on the Free
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  Speaker 10: iHeartRadio app where free never sounded so good. Coming up
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 10: next to is Junior with sports talk for the new Year.
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 1: Right after this.
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 2: You're listening morning show. All right, it is time now
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 2: for Junior.
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 10: And sports talk.
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 2: What you got for the new year? Junior?
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 11: First one, Yeah, first of all, let's just go ahead
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 11: acknowledge that the National Championship game for college is tonight
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 11: in Houston, Washington versus Michigan.
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 9: Two undefeated teams going for the national championship.
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 1: That Michigan, Yes, that's what it is.
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 7: Wild outsing, Yeah, ain't none of that, Michigan, Yeah, Michigan.
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 1: Man.
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  Speaker 10: So.
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 9: But also there's a very special reason why we want
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 9: to talk to you though.
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 11: Yes, you know, Wildcar Weekend next Saturday, January thirteenth. It's
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 11: gonna be the Browns versus the Texans. It is happening
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 11: any Houston. Somebody gotta go home, and I don't think
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 11: it's gonna be us. See, last time we played, y'all,
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 11: we didn't have c J strapt. I was back, yeah,
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 11: straded back on the ball, you know. So you know,
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 11: y'all just bring the bust of Browns on down here.
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 1: We just sent them on back. We'll send them on
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 1: back fire. Yeah what what what? I'm staying behind my team.
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 1: I got to know.
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 7: Yeah there you ready, Okay, it's gonna be cold when
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 7: we kick y'all behind. I want you to know that,
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 7: to be ready to have your little thermos and we
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 7: underwear on. So, yeah, don't have a crisis, so we
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 7: finish beat the crisis out. Y'all's ass that the brown
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 7: got real physical up in here.
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 11: Now you can say that, y'all like, well, since y'all
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 11: like quarterbacks, they like to touch each other, I'll tell
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 11: you what we were gonna touch.
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 1: Y'all, then that what we're gonna do. Okay, Yeah, that
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 1: we're gonna do, okay, massage that yeh what I like
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 1: to do.
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 7: Yeah, well well well well the massage dode ain't gonna
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 7: be there. We bringing an old ass white boy with it. Yeah,
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 7: that's what we're gonna do.
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 1: Okay, Well that's cool.
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 5: Then.
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 1: I just want you to be ready because it's having sad.
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 9: So I don't know where you at.
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 7: Hey, I'm gonna still be out the country. But let
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 7: me explain something to you. Let me help you understand something.
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 1: Though.
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 7: You better pray for God Almighty that the Browns don't win.
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 7: That's what you better do. You know what, you know,
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 7: you win, you and you know you, you and your
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 7: little ball hair friend. And oh, by the way, you
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 7: need to be ball headed both.
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 1: Y'all. Ads don't need to come to wait.
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 11: See right there, you stole that right there'll.
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 7: Ye again, yeah, just like somebody stole your hairline. Oh yeah, right, we'll.
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 2: Coming up at the hours.
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 1: No, y'all don't want to see yo say it coming
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 1: up in.
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 10: The tap of the hour. A wife be quiet. A
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 10: wife has faked it her entire marriage and needs your advice.
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 1: Steve.
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 2: All right, you're listening Morning show.
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 10: All right, Steve, this is from Dorothy in Essex. Dorothy says,
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 10: I saw on a TV show that a woman had
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 10: four children by her husband, and she said that she
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 10: had never once had an orgasm. I'm sixty eight years
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 10: old and I'm in the same situation. I have three
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 10: grown children and I've faked it in the bedroom for
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 10: almost forty years. I cheated on my husband twice, and
• 1:10:53
  Speaker 10: I had really, really good sex both times, but I
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 10: loved my husband so much that I couldn't leave him.
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 1: Should I come.
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 10: Clean with him and let him know that I've had
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 10: sex that's better than his? Or do I keep it
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 10: to myself and never ever have an orgasm in my life? Wow?
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 1: Ever have an orgasm?
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 2: You got to die after twelve?
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 7: This man what you just told us, Don't you do
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 7: that because it's going to accomplish nothing. It will accomplish nothing.
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 7: It will destroy his feelings for you. Oh, if you
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 7: tell this man because he was, you're going to destroy
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 7: his feelings for you and his ego all that book.
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 1: So when you tell this man that.
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 7: You cheated on him to have great sex and it
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 7: was better than his, but you love him so much
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 7: you couldn't leave him.
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 1: You think that everything you say after that is mute,
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 1: shut this, go to the grain. Then two dudes, you
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 1: had to the grain. Yeah, Now, I don't promote cheating,
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 1: nothing like that. You might have to go back over
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 1: there to get on with them either.
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah, people, she did. She said it was really good
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 2: with them all time.
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah. See me, I ain't telling you what to do.
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 1: It seemed to me like you need to go back
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 1: over there. Or is it too late to.
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 2: Help her husband help her.
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 7: Dog if you ain't figured it out in forty years?
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 1: What I don't understand? What is he doing?
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 14: Apparently nothing, I'm not apparently okay, so so no, okay,
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 14: that's hard.
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 2: We have time for another one. Just status quo. Keep
• 1:12:56
  Speaker 2: things as they are as you were, all right, we
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 2: have time for another one.
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 10: Stephen. This is from Kim in Pasadena. She says, I'm
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 10: a massage therapist and I went too far with one
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 10: of my customers.
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 2: It was my first time with an older man, and
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 2: he was better.
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 10: Than I had expected. We've hooked up a few more times,
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 10: and I think he only wants me for sex. Should
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 10: I tell him that I want more than sex?
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 9: Well with Kim, no.
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 2: Name is better than any name is better than no nation.
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 2: Her name is Kim. What are you talking about? Because
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 2: she's a massage therapist?
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 1: Great question?
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 2: Should she tell him that she wants more than sex.
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 1: From the beginnership?
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 10: This is from Kim and Pasadena. She's a massage therapist.
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 10: I get it, and I went to far one of
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 10: my customers. It was my first time with an older
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 10: man and he was better than I had expected. We
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 10: pucked up a few more times, and I think he
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 10: only wants me for sex. Should I tell him I
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 10: want more than sex? Well?
• 1:14:10
  Speaker 8: Be here.
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 7: You know a lot of times, you know, you ever
• 1:14:14
  Speaker 7: had people call in and say, I'm just I'm asking
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 7: for a friend or friend. You know, this ain't me,
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 7: but a friend of mine got to say so. Like
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 7: I said, Deshaun, listen sometimes man, we were getting into
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 7: the situation like that. And see when you coming to
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 7: Cleveland's wife. So this is what happened to Deshawn's whole career.
• 1:14:34
  Speaker 7: That's why he stayed hurt. He had to stopped getting
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 7: the massage. We got to get the table back up
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 7: in this training room, and we got to be going
• 1:14:42
  Speaker 7: back up in here. So DeShawn get a football career
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 7: back right here.
• 1:14:45
  Speaker 6: Now.
• 1:14:45
  Speaker 1: He trying not to get no massages. Now he stayed hurt.
• 1:14:51
  Speaker 1: Oh my goodness, all this is I can't help her.
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 1: You can tell tell you won't mold. But he probably
• 1:15:01
  Speaker 1: getting more somewhere else too. Well.
• 1:15:04
  Speaker 10: Selling up. In twenty minutes after the hour, we'll have
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 10: more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show right after this
• 1:15:10
  Speaker 10: crazy you're.
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 2: Listening Harvey Morning Show.
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 10: Did you guys hear about this Alaska Airline flight that
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 10: made an emergency landing after an entire panel of the
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 10: plane blew off while the plane was ascending?
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 2: You guys right, this is crazy right.
• 1:15:28
  Speaker 10: It was described as as quote an explosive decompression at
• 1:15:32
  Speaker 10: the window exit. Luckily, though no passengers were sitting in
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 10: the window or the middle seat close to where the
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  Speaker 10: panel flew off. Passengers video showed the big hole on
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  Speaker 10: the side of the plane and everyone on board wearing
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  Speaker 10: an oxygen mask. The plane made an emergency landing and
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  Speaker 10: no serious injuries were reported. The plane took off from Portland, Oregon,
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  Speaker 10: headed to Ontario, California. The FAA was has grounded more
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  Speaker 10: than one hundred and seventy Boeing seven thirty seven Max
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  Speaker 10: nine aircraft for inspections.
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  Speaker 1: Wow.
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  Speaker 7: The people that were sitting in that window. Uh huh
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  Speaker 7: when that peace flew off right there? Yeah, them people
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  Speaker 7: right there, they they ain't the same.
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  Speaker 2: No moment when they came back.
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  Speaker 1: It was that back part of the plane. I saw
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  Speaker 1: the pictures, let me tell you. So, Yeah, that's see.
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  Speaker 1: It ain't the same. They would siting. I'd be hard
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  Speaker 1: to talk to after that about that.
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  Speaker 7: Here we're reporting from the Channel eight News. We're here
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  Speaker 7: with mister Steve Harvey, who was a pastorage on the plane.
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  Speaker 7: Mister Harvey, can you give us your account of what
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  Speaker 7: happened there?
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  Speaker 11: Man?
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  Speaker 1: I was going to where a lawyer?
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  Speaker 2: What you're looking for?
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  Speaker 10: Coming up in thirty three minutes after? We will play
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  Speaker 10: around and would you rather? Right after this you're listening
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  Speaker 10: every morning show, it is time now for a round
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  Speaker 10: of would you rather? Would you rather your wife could
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  Speaker 10: read your mind? Or would you rather your wife could
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  Speaker 10: see through walls?
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  Speaker 14: What?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah? Would you would? Yeah? That both of them is
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  Speaker 1: going to be in the marriage.
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  Speaker 2: But if you had to pick one.
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  Speaker 1: I probably just don't go with the sea through walls,
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  Speaker 1: through the wall and not read my mind? All right?
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  Speaker 10: Would you rather grilled camel steak or pan seared Ostrich bleet.
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  Speaker 1: I've had camels down and pans see at Ostri. Yeah, man,
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  Speaker 1: camera is good.
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  Speaker 7: I'm gonna go with that ostin. Yeah I've had that too.
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  Speaker 7: If y'all ask this hunger, you're gonna eat all this?
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  Speaker 1: All right?
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  Speaker 7: You out on the desert and your camel die. You
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  Speaker 7: starting what you're gonna do? Are we eating a humph?
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  Speaker 1: Or we eating the lips the footp Hey man?
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  Speaker 12: What is that?
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  Speaker 1: You're eating? Camel?
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  Speaker 8: Meat?
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  Speaker 5: Cat?
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  Speaker 1: Why are you eating that? Because I'm hungry?
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  Speaker 2: All right?
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  Speaker 10: Would you rather Denzel Washington in Training Day or Denzel
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  Speaker 10: in the Equalizer?
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  Speaker 5: Oh?
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  Speaker 1: They both cold making both coke? I like equalizing. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I get along better with the Equalizer, Dude, I'm not
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  Speaker 1: gonna things. I will from.
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  Speaker 2: All right.
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  Speaker 10: Would you rather age gracefully or have just one thing,
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  Speaker 10: one thing on your body altered.
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  Speaker 2: Gracefully, age gracefully or just go get it sucked out
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  Speaker 2: or cut out or.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah whatever, I'm at one thing just alted.
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  Speaker 2: On my body, that's probably what would that one thing
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  Speaker 2: to bring.
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  Speaker 9: My hairline backs off the steven stop.
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  Speaker 1: Right now?
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  Speaker 10: What it is?
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  Speaker 1: Well, right now all I see is heads. Go be
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  Speaker 1: real with you in front of that age gracefully.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, stee, are you gonna well? Age Gracefullyard gets something
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  Speaker 2: done well.
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  Speaker 1: The braconly.
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  Speaker 7: I don't want him to cut his hairline off because
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  Speaker 7: I think I think it's going anyway.
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  Speaker 1: I only got to do it two more years. He
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  Speaker 1: ain't even gonna have to get ahead. Cultn't head years?
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  Speaker 2: All right, last one?
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  Speaker 1: No, I don't worry about it.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, tomorrow, all right.
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  Speaker 8: Thank you.
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  Speaker 10: That's today's round. Would you rather coming up next? It
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  Speaker 10: is our last break of the day, and we'll have
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  Speaker 10: some closing remarks from the one and only we know him,
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  Speaker 10: we love him, Steve Harvey. Right after this, you're listening.
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  Speaker 2: Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, guys, here we are back.
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  Speaker 2: First closing remarks of the new Year.
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  Speaker 1: Steve.
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  Speaker 7: I got a good one for you too, you know,
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  Speaker 7: because this new Year is just to remind people to
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  Speaker 7: make sure in twenty twenty four that you live your
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  Speaker 7: life with a life field of expectations. Start your vision boards,
• 1:20:58
  Speaker 7: start reading your biby, start reading your your scripture, Start
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  Speaker 7: focusing on the positive. Stop allowing negativity all the time
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  Speaker 7: to premeate into your space, because it takes up space
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  Speaker 7: to be negative. It occupies places when you don't want
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  Speaker 7: it to do. You know, I've really had to work
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  Speaker 7: on that of late. You know, I've really had to
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  Speaker 7: work on that myself, of just staying focused. When you
• 1:21:30
  Speaker 7: get surrounded or bombarded with negativity, you have a tendency
• 1:21:34
  Speaker 7: to look at it, to focus on it. Man, You've
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  Speaker 7: really got to replace those thoughts, because I'm telling you, man,
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  Speaker 7: you don't have time for that. In twenty twenty four,
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  Speaker 7: be careful what you allow in your space. Surround yourself
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  Speaker 7: with positive people. If there's a person in your life
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  Speaker 7: that's negative, why are you wasting your time with that person?
• 1:21:55
  Speaker 7: You're not going to change them. People have to want
• 1:21:59
  Speaker 7: to change. It's not about you changing people. The person
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  Speaker 7: that you think requires changing has to see themselves as
• 1:22:08
  Speaker 7: needing change. I can't tell you how many times I've
• 1:22:12
  Speaker 7: wasted trying to help change a person that saw nothing
• 1:22:15
  Speaker 7: about themselves that needed changing. You're wasting your time. It's
• 1:22:20
  Speaker 7: like trying to make an unhappy person happy. You are
• 1:22:24
  Speaker 7: wasting your time. In twenty twenty four, y'all, get focused,
• 1:22:29
  Speaker 7: Get focused on your dream board, get focused on your vision,
• 1:22:33
  Speaker 7: get focused on your goals, and understand that along the
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  Speaker 7: way of trying to accomplish anything you set out to do.
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  Speaker 7: That there are going to be trials, there are going
• 1:22:44
  Speaker 7: to be setbacks, There is going to be opposition. Prepare
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  Speaker 7: yourself for that. That is the way of the world,
• 1:22:54
  Speaker 7: that is the law of the land. That is it, man,
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  Speaker 7: That is no progress without opposition. Now, sometimes the oppositions
• 1:23:06
  Speaker 7: comes from the most unsuspecting places. Sometimes, man, you're gonna
• 1:23:11
  Speaker 7: get blind sided. But you gotta understand how the devil works. Man,
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  Speaker 7: the devil is evil. He don't fight fair.
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  Speaker 1: This thing in life.
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  Speaker 7: That's not fair what they're saying about me. That's not
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  Speaker 7: fair what they're doing about me. And it wasn't fair
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  Speaker 7: how they did Jesus, but they did it anyway. You
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  Speaker 7: are not going to get away through this thing called
• 1:23:38
  Speaker 7: life without opposition. But let me say this though, be
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  Speaker 7: careful when you hear something that's laid out to be
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  Speaker 7: the truth. And because the person that's telling you what
• 1:23:53
  Speaker 7: they say is truth is speaking eloquently, don't be deceived
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  Speaker 7: by that. There are some people who know how to
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  Speaker 7: lie so well. They know how to sprinkle in just
• 1:24:08
  Speaker 7: enough truth and wrap it inside. They lives where they
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  Speaker 7: got you thinking that somebody telling the truth. Beware of
• 1:24:16
  Speaker 7: that people. You can't be righteous and negative at the
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  Speaker 7: same time. If you are a righteous man, you will
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  Speaker 7: speak as a righteous person. Righteous people do righteous things.
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  Speaker 7: Godly people do godly things. If the person you are
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  Speaker 7: talking to is talking ungodly, stop when they try to
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  Speaker 7: tell you they are from God and of God, because
• 1:24:43
  Speaker 7: that ain't the truth. Bishop Kenneth Olmer taught me the
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  Speaker 7: most valuable lesson I learned about people speaking about God.
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  Speaker 1: You know what he told me.
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  Speaker 7: He says, Steve, God's voice has no sin in it.
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  Speaker 7: The voice of God does not have sin in it.
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  Speaker 7: When you are listening to anybody that's trying to make
• 1:25:13
  Speaker 7: you think that they anti illuminity or they say here.
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  Speaker 1: To be very careful because God's voice does not have
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  Speaker 1: sin in it.
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  Speaker 7: If you are of God speaking from God, you will
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  Speaker 7: not do anything that's ungodly.
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  Speaker 1: Period.
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  Speaker 7: Be careful out there. Take care of yourself. In twenty
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  Speaker 7: twenty four, wrap yourself around your family. Get on your mission. Men,
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  Speaker 7: our mission is to protect and provide for our families.
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  Speaker 7: Get on your mission. Do your job. Women have responsibilities.
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  Speaker 7: Congratulations to all the single women out there that's holding
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  Speaker 7: down motherhood. That's such a thankless job. But you've done
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  Speaker 7: it again, and God that got you through another year. Please,
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  Speaker 7: women out there with these children, hold your head up.
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  Speaker 7: You have no idea who you've given birth to. That
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  Speaker 7: God you serve could have given you the next president.
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  Speaker 7: You don't know, You have no idea. Stay the course,
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  Speaker 7: stay positive, stay faithful, and above all else, y'all stay
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  Speaker 7: prayed up because the devil is busy.
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  Speaker 1: And if you ain't careful, here have you fighting against yourself.
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  Speaker 7: I am keenly aware that my God is in control
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  Speaker 7: and nothing nobody says about you or against you can
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  Speaker 7: do you any harm if you hold on the God's
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  Speaker 7: unchanging hand. God is real man. God can help you
• 1:26:48
  Speaker 7: whether any storm in your life. Keep your faith in God,
• 1:26:52
  Speaker 7: not in man, because man is off base. Oftentimes those
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  Speaker 7: are my closes the remarks today, Happiness New Year to
• 1:27:00
  Speaker 7: everybody out there. It's a cutoff point on the Steve
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  Speaker 7: Harvey Show. We're gonna stop saying Happy New Year by
• 1:27:06
  Speaker 7: the end of the week. I don't like when people
• 1:27:09
  Speaker 7: off into February saying Happy New Year. So we got
• 1:27:12
  Speaker 7: a few more days of Happy New Year, and then
• 1:27:14
  Speaker 7: we're gonna cut it off.
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  Speaker 1: Let that be.
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