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Last time I had no latency side quest.
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Seems like one of the other teams broke your partner's leg.
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Don't we have eddies to buy stuff?
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You'd think that was purposeful. We have 2000 eddies.
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How do you feel about a rocket? Launcher Revenge.
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Yes, that would be very nice. I think we leave the booth, take
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the water. Oh, she loves her rocket
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launcher. Well, she wasn't kidding.
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That would be sick. I was just going to say maybe
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look for a steering wheel or some way to control, yeah.
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I'm going to have to tell you to back up.
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There are no rules, fools in the desert.
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Wait, was that a mini gun? Oh God taints.
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He's going to be so mad. OK, well, that's all right.
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You tried. You did your best.
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Arms are full of water bottles. There's an opening to the trash
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to West. Right behind you.
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An opening in the trash. Hooray.
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Still wake up really quietly and then jump on them that.
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Could work. Do you think they're waterproof?
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Can I recall from my really great role earlier when looking
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at the robot? Does it with my tech knowledge?
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Would these robots be waterproof water?
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Water resistant water. Resistant.
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Oh damn. It resistant, so you'd have to
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roll well, but. OK.
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Yeah, no, I don't think that's what the water's for.
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OK. In the distance you hear gunfire
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and cheering. It seems someone else has found
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a robot. OK.
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Well, oh, should we shoot him? Should we shoot him?
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Guys, we should just shoot him. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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I'm not. I don't know.
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I don't think I'm very fast so. Do you want to shoot at first?
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What? If we shoot at the same time,
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there's two of them. That's cute.
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Maybe we should focus fire. OK, poke in it traded one of
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them. Twice.
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OK, unless you. Don't want to do that.
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We could do whatever you want. I don't.
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Well, I mean, I really, I really want both of them.
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I feel like if we shoot, the other one will go away.
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OK, that's fine. All right, I'll shoot one of
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them all. Right.
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Pull the trim, I'll shoot the other one and.
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We. You shooting at the same time?
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Yeah, yeah, is. That how far you are, you are.
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Well, let's see, I'm probably too far away from my shotgun,
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huh? You are 25 feet away.
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I rolled A14 on a handgun. Handgun has two shots, right?
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Two chances? I'll just do handgun.
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I don't think I'm close enough. All right.
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Are you going to step any closer?
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You can. You have stealth.
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I can say you could step at least one or two squares in.
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Yeah, I rolled stealth once. I didn't want to roll again and
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be worse. No, no, you're you're fine with
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that stealth. You can.
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Oh. OK then yeah, I'll take 222
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teensy steps forward. And Kylie, where do you go?
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I think I just stayed there. I shoot with my very heavy
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pistol and braided fire 1 and I rolled the 14.
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Rolled the 14 so you hit the closest one.
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Teensy. You rolled 18, you hit the other
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one. Sick.
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Nice. Damage.
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The robots squeal like an electronic pig and turn around
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and try to escape. They are now alert to you, but
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you do have them cornered. Roll me.
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Let's see how much damage they take as they turn around to your
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shots. So roll me what your damage is.
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Oh, crit damage. Oh teensy.
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Good because I rolled like dog shit.
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Teensy Your your little your Your target explodes a confetti
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style of metal and shrapnel. You cause 19 damage and the
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thing explodes on the ground, exposing a few items inside.
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You also hit though coyote. What was your damage?
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9 damage. 9 damage. All right, the other robot is
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still up, still has a little bit of life, and it scurries towards
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you. And I try to jump on it.
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Yes you can. Athletics, I would assume.
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Yep. Oh, that's incredible.
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Killing it. Yeah, Oh yeah, I only rolled a
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13. So yes, you crit success land on
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top of the pot and as you land on it you kind of do a pile
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driver and it smashes into a bunch of pieces and worms.
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To death. Oh my gosh.
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What a ride. I think that was amazing.
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You were so good. Thank.
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You. I feel so cool.
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You are so cool. Dick, you're so cool.
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Do you want to go loot that guy? Maybe he's got stuff.
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Yeah, let's do it. Maybe he's going to loot the
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robots while they while Coyote loots the I'm going.
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To loot the man looking for water, All right.
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Roll me AD 6 for each of the robots.
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D6 Cool. Cool, so you you get 4 rolls in
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the pot table. Junk.
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Nice. OK, what does this mean?
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You find 3 items. Like click something.
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What am I doing? Yeah, and you're above your
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name. You've got a hand of cards now.
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Yes. OK, so that's the chassis.
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Wait, seriously? About 3 chassis now what?
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3 chassis, 6 bottles of water. And a mini gun turret.
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OK. He's going to be so.
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Excited. Oh, man.
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OK, Coyote. So here's the thing.
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I guess we didn't need to spend our money on that chest because
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we got three more. Or two more.
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But we could sell back to the lady, that's what she said.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's true.
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But then someone else could buy it.
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So maybe we want to just keep them, hoard them, hoard.
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The resources hoard all the Maybe we make multiple punk
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knots. That would be cool.
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Punk knot on Punk Knot action. How much time we got?
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Oh, get that? Guy stuff.
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Oh. Yeah, I, I, I loot the guy.
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Are you? This guy's sitting up and he's
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got a black eye and he's just woken up.
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Oh, my ear is ringing. It's like someone's shot
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something. Oh.
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Hey man, are you OK? Oh no, where's the chassis I
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found? Oh fuck, my boss is going to
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kill me. Bummer.
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Hey, man. Anyway.
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I'll pay you 400 eddies for a chassis.
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I mean how much is the lady going to buy it for later?
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150. 400 for sure. We can buy a lot of glow paint
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with that. Yeah, yeah, dude, sure.
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They're all the same, right? Yeah.
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They're all the same. One's blue one tree.
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Accidentally give them like the best one all.
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Right. Yeah.
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Thanks you. Oh.
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Shit, really. Seriously.
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That's like, you know, rising tide kind of shit.
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Nice chum. Puts his fist out to fist bump
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here. Yeah, chum, And I give him a
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salute. Oh, OK.
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I hit. I had to hit fist.
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I fist bump. Oh shit, yeah, chum, I like your
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hat. Yeah, chum, Thank you.
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And. He hands you 400 eddies and he
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takes the chassis and fucks up. Cool.
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All right, that was not so bad. That was actually a great time.
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You really crushed those little robots.
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You got a gift? Yeah, distraction.
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OK, let's finish. Show them what we got.
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You guys head back to the punk note.
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Meanwhile, what has Cherb and Declan been doing?
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So Decky DI, gotta be honest, you know, with this whole, you
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know, meeting you and kind of seeing what my life might become
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in the future, not I'm not saying that I think that you are
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me from the future, just that I I kind of see myself in you.
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Does that make sense? More than you know.
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And so I'm just wondering what made you, you know, what made
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you get out of the game, you know, stop racing, stop doing
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what what you do best. I never got out of the game all
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right. I was let the game.
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Got out of you. Oh, sorry.
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Go ahead. No.
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No, the game was not the I'm still I want to be in the game,
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all right. Just people bomb fired me.
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No. Bomb fired.
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Yeah. I had to do a nude stunt.
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You know, it was, it was I was, I was going to play him.
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He looked at me. He didn't think I looked
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youthful enough for him, which is bullshit if you ask me.
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Well, I've heard you got a lot of work done.
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Because he's an old guy now you know his his ass is not as
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succulent as it used to be, but. That's true.
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I've saw the, I saw the last, the last mission.
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Mission. Probable mission.
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Probable. Death dealers.
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Death dealers. I saw the last death dealers and
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yeah, I saw, I think I saw his ass in it.
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You're absolutely right. He must be using an ass double.
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He he is, he's using an ass double.
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He didn't want my ass to be the double anyway.
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He kicked my ass to the can, to the to the streets.
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So I listen, I'm trying to get back in the game, OK?
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That's why I'm here. And you think if we win this,
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you might be able to hop back on that metaphorical horse?
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That's right. So so we have to win my
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livelihood depends on I'm not, I don't got many shots left.
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All right. I think we can do that now.
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What do you, what do you think those guys are doing?
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And it you know, the, the camera pulls out and we are, we're
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laying down in the we're laying down in the like the junk
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looking, getting getting info on the other two teams.
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Yeah, sure. We should definitely go.
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So yeah, yeah, role perception. Let's move up.
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Let's move up this way. Roll perception to see what
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they're up to and see if you can work out what they've gathered.
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I like to think that we, you know, we're like prone.
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There's like just junk covered. Yeah.
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Crawling around. We're like literally like
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covered in junk with like little binoculars, which I do have.
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So instead of looking for junk, you guys are looking to see what
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your enemy is doing. Correct or even info.
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OK, all right, roll Stealth. But roll stealth.
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I'm really good at stealth. Declan, you put your entire hand
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in a pool of oil. It meant to do that.
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I like the way it stealth. You.
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You, they look at you, these two guys who are looting next to you
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and they hide what they're looting from you sort of shimmy
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this thing over to their area Unfortunately, it looks like
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Declan has blown your trash cover and your view of the
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zoners leads to nothing you. Put your hand in the in the oil.
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Yeah, fucking shit, Declan. Did you keep it down?
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Maybe we should just, you know, walk up to him and talk to him.
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I'd never considered that. Are you good talking?
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I'm, I'm, as you can tell, I'm not the greatest at putting, you
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know, like thoughts into. I I get it.
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I get you, Jeb. Just follow my lead.
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Hey, junk rats. Hey, Chew, I'd like to talk to
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the. I guess there's other two.
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I see There's two. Yeah, there's two.
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There's three teams. Total, right?
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Which one's the banana guys? I mean, assume it'll be really
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obvious. The the yellow team have the
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third one. Oh, I see they're.
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They're up top up here. OK, gotcha.
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And these guys, what's the, what's these guys names Zoners?
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Zoners. Which one of you zoners broke my
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friend's leg? Huh.
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No, June, that's not us. Oh, it was one of you.
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No, it was none of you. It's.
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Not even make sense. That didn't even make sense.
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I. Didn't get it.
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Yeah, I. Didn't huh?
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None. None of us?
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Is that so? Funny and great.
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The whole team, like, laughs with them.
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Yeah, yeah, boss. That's really funny.
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Which one of them is their the boss?
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The boss is wearing a red mask. You saw them talk to the junk
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master. Right, right, right, right,
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right, right, right here. I'm gonna, I'm gonna walk up to
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him and, and look him, look him straight in the face.
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You are taller than this person. They are short.
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OK, while I'm look talking to him, I do want to still try to
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check out how they're building there, like if they have like
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missile launchers or, you know, like a the, the the Gatling.
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Gun you're talking this to this person and then some kind of
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conversation skill to see if you distract them enough to give you
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a virus in the other order. Conversation first.
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Yes, yes. Listen, I know it was one of you
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or one of the banana pieces of junk who broke my buddy's leg.
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Norman, right. You're trying to get us out of
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the race. It's not going to happen.
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So just fess up now. We're going to beat it out of
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you. Yeah, even even though junk
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master said to to plain ass Nash is on a spectrum and and I and I
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give Declan. A little little shoulder like.
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Huh. See what I?
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Did there yeah, yeah, right. Yeah, no, I I get.
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It I got it. And so I think that it's
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perfectly acceptable to hurt you guys because you guys hurt my
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friend's friend. Conversation.
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Someone roll something. So I'm looking, I'm looking.
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I'm social. And like you mentioned, so I
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I'll roll something and then if I succeed then I get a + 1.
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I'm going. I'm rolling interrogation.
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Sick. Nice.
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Yeah. 17, Yes, 17 is a professional pass.
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Well done. OK.
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And there's not not another role didn't happen so.
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And you do you do get a -1 to that because Jeb rolled a crit
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fail on conversation. It's just making me look kind of
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dumb. And the the the the pit boss for
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this crew looks at you, Jeff. Hey chum, flies are undone.
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Oh shit, oh you, you got me to look down at my crotch.
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But but my fly was in fact not undone.
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Yeah, I know. Oh, your shoelaces are on tight
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too. Hey, chum, wait.
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A minute. I I I assume I believe them.
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You do believe them? It's true.
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OK. Is that OK?
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All right. Why is there can we get like an
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indication of like why we believe them?
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Oh. I assumed I believe him because
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I'm interrogating him well and I I've know enough about lying.
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Like, OK, I'm this guy's like, telling the truth.
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We're just here for a clean game, man.
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If you want to see one of the cards behind them, you have to
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roll Perception. Oh yeah, we should definitely do
15:25
that. Yeah, I'll do that.
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I'm on it. Kyle, Excellent.
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Yeah, nice. Oh, let's go.
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Roll me AD 6 each. OK, yeah.
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So you notice that they've got a chassis and.
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Combat spikes? What?
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What what? I'm not sure which other kind
15:43
here. Combat spikes.
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I think those are like caltrops. Oh no, they're not.
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They're not caltrops, Jeb. They were floating.
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That's a good point. It's all right.
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Try it buddy. You're doing your best.
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All right, all right, Zoom, if there's anything else, man.
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Not. On the field.
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Dude, I believe you. Good luck to you too, I.
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I shake his hand. He shakes your hand back.
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You have. By not being shitty to these
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people, you feel like you have built a a gentleman's agreement
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to not be shitty to each other. Yeah, I do.
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I actually do. I feel like these people were
16:20
telling the truth when they said that they're looking for a clean
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race, so that's nice. Now we.
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Betray. Them just kidding.
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All right, Jim, let's go. We'll find the bastards who
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broke your friend's leg. Yeah, I don't think it's them.
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No, it's it's. Not, I'm thinking it must be the
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Banana Boys. That's right, it's the banana
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boys. You head off N towards the
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Banana Boys and we return to Teensy and Coyote as they saddle
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up to the Punk N with their spoils from their first salvage.
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You guys buy anything? Oh.
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Yeah, yeah, Teensy was crazy, Yes, OK.
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You're not going to believe. This.
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What did you find? Like a cake in the trash or
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something like that? I wouldn't believe that.
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No, no, no, no, no, no. First of all, I found two more
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chassis which oh gosh, maybe you shouldn't have bought.
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That we're. Well.
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That gives us. Rich 123 tore points.
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Yeah, no, but then I sold 1, so now we have 400 more eddies.
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And that leaves us with. 2 chassis. 2.
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Chassis. And a mini gun.
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You found a mini gun I. Found a mini gun.
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Oh and one more thing, go to him and I hand him the string.
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Can you use this for your instrument?
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Yes, I can. I think I can make that work.
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Dean C. Hey, awesome.
17:52
I think it's pretty. Pretty punk rock to have a
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string from the junkyard. Oh yeah.
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That's so metal. That's so metal.
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Coyote it's. Like.
18:00
You know, have you ever heard of like grunge metal or sludge
18:04
metal? No, but they sound, I mean they
18:07
sound pretty dirty. It's it's pretty dirty.
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It's pretty dirty. In a good way though, I'm sure.
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The best, the best. To retrofit this to the guitar,
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you're going to have to roll your maker skill.
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TT me oh. Sorry, you gotta make a still.
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Because it's not an actual guitar string, so it it requires
18:23
someone with tools to attach it to this guitar.
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Heard heard Heard Heard Heard I. Usually have like a, a, a tack
18:31
that puts this on. Do you think you could put it on
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for me? Yeah.
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Yeah, let me, OK, let me just see here.
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Where is that on? It's your rollability so yeah.
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But I probably just be +4 if I had to guess.
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I don't know. Yeah, you've got a maker skill,
18:49
so application expertise you could choose to.
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Use. What skill you want to use with
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that so you can use basic tech. You can use the pull down to
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change it. Yeah, yeah.
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That's, that's OK. So it's fabrication expertise.
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That, yeah, because you're fabricating.
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Cool. Or you can, or if you like, you
19:07
could do upgrade. I would let you do that because
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you're upgrading the guitar with this string.
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I do have more upgrade expertise so OK so I'll do basic tech
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upgrade. I'm making a new guitar.
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So. Not that Saul's too worried
19:26
about this effect, but the guitar is now perfectly in tune
19:30
and he gets plus one to his performance.
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Oh, there you go. Out tints it, it looks
19:37
fantastic. It looks great.
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I'm pretty good at this stuff. And, and Saul's going to like
19:43
open his arms wide, say like hug both of you in one first.
19:49
Hug I. Better like Leap 'cause he's so
19:51
much like a like a little spider monkey.
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Thank you both. Thank you.
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I was very sad, but now I'm happy.
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Yay. You sound happy.
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Give me those chassis, I'll put them on top of the punk knot.
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There we go. And saw just lifts them up and
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places them on the now non hovering platform.
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Cool. If you want to do fabrication
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for these to attach them to the punk knot and then not be able
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to sell them anymore, you have to roll a skill for each one.
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You can use junk to make this easier.
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If you go and find it, it'll give you -1 per piece, but you
21:48
can also use it as ammo for the junk gun.
21:51
Wait, what about it being -1 per what?
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So the on each card it tells you how much in ADB it'll take to
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install onto your punk note. OK.
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And if you want to reduce that, you can either get someone to
22:04
help you or use materials to make it easier.
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Oh, I see. I see.
22:07
I see. OK.
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You still don't have armor, so that might be something you want
22:10
to work towards. Yeah.
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And you said it was fabrication. What would it be?
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Is it land vehicle tech or is it?
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Land vehicle tech or if you want to argue, something else.
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No, I so like like put these on. Now someone can't like sneak in
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and steal them, right? They would have to like actually
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like work hard to get it off. Weld them off or yeah, you
22:36
propane torch them off or unbolt them something, yeah.
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Chainsaw arm them off. That's cool.
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Let's see. I think that I'm going to, I'm
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going to put at least I'm going to put one of them on OK right
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now. Rolling a 14 you install one of
23:04
the chassis onto the vehicle, it's a large part of the front
23:07
of a like a a people carrier van and it gives you another hard
23:11
point for a turret and I think that card also gives you plus
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5HP for the vehicle. Nice, that's awesome.
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All right. I look at Coyote back into the
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junkyard. Oh yeah, let's go, let's go.
23:25
You 2 have fun. I'm going to watch the Punk
23:27
Knot. Thank you.
23:29
And Declan and Jeb are siding up towards the banana gangs
23:35
construction area. So for me it was, it was almost
23:39
like like going fast and kind of barely hanging on to control
23:46
over the vehicle. It, it, it gives me like this,
23:49
this sense of like, weirdly, it's almost like being on the
23:54
edge of losing control is that magic moment where I feel like I
23:59
actually have control over my life, you know?
24:03
I know, and the closer you get to losing control, the closer
24:06
you need to get next time. It's a slippery slope.
24:09
The more I feel alive. Anyway, what are these banana
24:11
guys doing? OK, so do they have banana like
24:16
leather jackets with bananas on the back or something?
24:19
Yes. Wow, wow.
24:23
OK, there's five of them. All right, Jeb, here's the plan.
24:26
All right, we're going to wait until one of them takes off to
24:29
go scavenge, and we're going to go interrogate his ass, figure
24:32
out which one of these bastards broke Norman's leg.
24:37
Again, while they're alone. That's good.
24:39
That's good. One of them heads towards the
24:41
northwest corner of the junkyard.
24:44
There goes 1 now, and unless you all incredibly well, he
24:49
disappears behind one of the piles.
24:50
Oh. Perception.
24:54
Perception. Yes, yeah, right.
24:56
We're talking high. It's.
24:58
Pretty good. Declan, you rolled an 18.
25:05
Jeb, you rolled a 22. You see the guy disappear
25:09
underneath a few planks of Pollywood.
25:13
What's he what's he looking for under that Pollywood?
25:15
Is he hiding? Could be under.
25:17
There, but then once he goes underneath there he disappears.
25:20
I go, I lift up the the the board.
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Jeb goes over, lifts up the board.
25:26
As you head towards the opening in the northwest corner, you
25:29
actually see that it's fairly large in here.
25:32
There's a there's a decent amount of space in this corner
25:37
and you step on inside Roll perception Declan.
25:43
I'm slow. Jeb, you rolled a 22 on
25:51
perception and Declan, you roll a, you rolled A20 on perception.
25:55
You both rolled extremely high on perception.
25:57
And there's a few things you notice.
25:58
One that there is a robot underneath this little housing
26:04
in the back. You see it sort of scrambling
26:08
around some trash. But that's the other thing that
26:14
you notice about this area is that there are a bunch of people
26:17
hiding in the trash. Oh, hey guys.
26:22
And and you haven't alerted them because your perception is so
26:25
high. They look like they're going to
26:29
are they Do they look like they're hiding or are they going
26:31
to like they searching for stuff?
26:33
They can see they're like holding guns.
26:35
One of them's going to jump, melee weapon behind his back
26:38
like he's like ready to swing and.
26:40
They're just waiting there. Let's not go in there.
26:43
Come on back. Why wait?
26:44
Why? That's what we're looking for,
26:44
no? No, they're going to jump us.
26:46
They're going to jump us. Get out of there.
26:50
Oh oh. Listen, listen, here's what
26:53
we're going to do. Here's what we're going to do.
26:56
I'm going to. I'm going to.
26:59
I would like to wait until one of the.
27:02
Oh my God, what were they called?
27:03
The pink guys? No, the pink guys the.
27:06
Pink. Guys, yeah, the other team.
27:08
They're called the Zonas. The what?
27:10
Zoners. Zoners.
27:12
Yeah, all. Right, let's get one of them
27:13
zoners in there. We'll wait until the zoner comes
27:15
up and then be. And then I'm going to yell and
27:16
say, yeah, look at all that good loot in there.
27:21
So much good loot. You know, I, I also got one of
27:24
these, got one of these grenades.
27:27
Now we can take a zoner out, you know, killing two birds with one
27:31
stone sort of a thing. Well, I just thought that, you
27:33
know, after our interaction with them just a few moments ago, I
27:37
kind of felt like a we got kind of a gentleman's agreement that
27:41
we were going to we're. Not doing anything wrong, the
27:44
banana bastards. They're the ones that are going
27:45
to beat them up. Oh, Spectrum, Got it, Got it.
27:49
Right spectrum. And we hide against the.
27:53
You know one of the zoners passes by the junk pile to head
27:57
towards the South. Yeah, so I'm going to say loudly
28:01
and and not so sneakily. Yeah, roll acting.
28:04
Look at all that beautiful loop under them planks of wood.
28:08
Roll acting. OK, OK, coming.
28:11
Are we calling for acting roles? I think it's so funny.
28:17
And acts. The acting role is my favorite.
28:20
Dainty Wan. Cool.
28:25
Hey Tune, we're friends. Right, that's what the boss
28:27
said. So.
28:29
You want to share these? Yeah, sure.
28:33
The first come, first serve, and it's a free desert all right.
28:37
Jump. In and there's three dudes jump
28:40
on this guy. Oh.
28:42
My, Oh my God do. You want to save this guy now
28:45
like? I was thinking Dick, but we
28:46
could. Kind of And they stopped beating
28:48
and then whipping shit out of this guy.
28:49
We're. Going to fight these guys, yeah,
28:52
yeah, we're going to jump them after they're jumping him.
28:55
Guns drawn. Yeah.
28:57
Moving in. Jeb and Declan, you are in a
29:01
combat underneath some Poly planks in this junkyard.
29:05
Three of these on. They're not wearing any
29:09
accoutrement from any of the gangs, they're just beating the
29:11
living craft out of a zoner guy. The wrecker on the ground.
29:19
This guy from the Zoners tries to get out.
29:25
So we saw a a banana gang guy go in here is he's not one of these
29:29
three guys. No, he's missing.
29:31
He's missing, OK. The zona manages to roll away
29:34
and he pulls out his gun and no he he kicks one of them missing
29:39
and I think probably hitting fighting invasion Oh at first.
29:46
Damn. Damn, OK, in an expert move and
29:50
a backflip, this guy avoids both hits as the zoner skids across
29:55
the ground and leans up against some trash in the opening of
29:58
this area. Declan.
30:00
Oh, all right. OK.
30:02
What kind of weapon melee weapons do I got here?
30:06
Hey, leave him alone. But that's our acquaintance, and
30:10
we have a gentleman's agreement with them.
30:15
Yeah, yeah, mind yourself. And then I'm going to smash one
30:19
of them. I'm going to grab a pipe.
30:21
Just. I don't even need a pickup
30:22
weapon. There's a pipe laying around.
30:24
Trash. I'm going to grab a pipe and I'm
30:25
going to smash this guy who's close on the left over here.
30:29
Step forward. I'm.
30:30
Going to. Punch him in the head.
30:35
Are you doing an aim shot? Because that's -8.
30:37
Well, what's? Oh, does that mean?
30:38
Like if I'm trying to hit him in a certain spot, yes.
30:41
No, no, I'll just swing at. I'll just swing at him wildly.
30:43
OK, swinging at him wildly hitting the body roll melee
30:47
attack, or if you have a melee weapon in your sheet then roll
30:50
that. OK, sorry, I'm learning how to
30:52
do this here. OK, weapons gay. 16 nice having
31:01
melee. Was that medium melee weapon?
31:04
It's a heavy melee weapon. OK, heavy melee weapon.
31:08
Heavy melee weapon IS3D6. 3D6. 15 You knocked this guy out.
31:20
Nice. Yeah.
31:22
He he is, he is down for the count.
31:25
If you do any more damage to him, you will kill him.
31:27
He is knocked out. Oh, OK, yeah, all right.
31:29
But can can I go again or do I attack again?
31:32
Melee weapons have a red fire of two, so yes.
31:34
OK, yeah, so I'll, I'll smash this next guy or do I wanna?
31:37
Yeah, no, I hit the next guy. Yeah.
31:40
I don't necessarily murder, straight up murder this guy.
31:43
Jeb Jeb like comes in with his with both Colt 40 fives like
31:47
drawn. Oh, we're oh God, she's them.
31:53
No, I changed my mind. I do smash this guy again.
31:56
Oh, really? Yeah, yeah, I'm.
31:58
Because it's currently, it's currently 2 versus you, dude.
32:01
That's OK, I'm gonna smash him again.
32:03
His name? 'S Declan D.
32:04
Danger. He's not afraid of anything.
32:06
I'm not afraid and I'm trying to send a message.
32:11
OK, So what am I doing here? I'm rolling.
32:12
Sorry, Melee, no. Yeah, roll heavy melee weapon.
32:15
Yeah, attack. Got it, got it.
32:16
Got sorry. Yeah, and change your damage to
32:18
three D6 but 13 got it. He is unconscious so cannot
32:23
evade. Damage O3D6.
32:25
Got it. There you go.
32:26
OK, so I'm rolling again. Damage again.
32:30
You meet his health and he is bloodied on the floor,
32:34
unconscious. It would take someone to help
32:37
him for him to continue living, but he'll be dead in about 10
32:39
minutes. I turn to the other two guys.
32:41
Who's next? Do you want to try and
32:43
intimidate them to run away? Yeah.
32:45
Oh yeah, definitely. Roll for it.
32:49
Is this persuasion? Is intimidation 1.
32:52
You can do. You can do.
32:54
You can. Roll personal grooming.
32:56
Sorry, no. You could roll.
32:59
I could do performance. Can I do performance?
33:01
Totally. Yeah, Yeah, yeah.
33:03
You muster up all of your. 20. Fucking 6.
33:08
You've watched, you've watched bomb crews do this.
33:10
I've done this. I've said this.
33:13
Line I've. Been in this exact position.
33:15
But you guys put their hands up. We we don't want any trouble,
33:18
man. We do.
33:19
You want to try? Sorry, we just fucking and they
33:22
walk past Jeb, we're going to like and they run away.
33:26
And don't come back unless you have information about my friend
33:31
Norman. Oh shit dude, I've saved my ass.
33:37
No worries, I. You guys can have the robot man
33:40
You, you guys are good. I get a hand, yeah, and pick him
33:43
up. You.
33:43
You help him up, and he stands up next to you.
33:46
Jeb, you. You.
33:47
This is your spot now, man. I'll look somewhere else.
33:51
Hey, no problem. Gentlemen's agreement.
33:54
Right. And there's a bot in the corner
33:55
that's cornered. If you break it, you will get
33:58
some stuff for the punk. It's all you, Jeb.
34:01
I appreciate that. Hey, God's sake, I, I, I always
34:04
thought that, you know, all that fighting stuff in the movies, I
34:08
always thought it was choreographed.
34:09
But man, you you seem to be doing just fine with the improv
34:13
fighting. Well, you learn a thing or two
34:16
for real if you do it long enough.
34:17
Fair enough. And Jeb takes out his combat
34:20
shovel and like. Bro, combat shovel.
34:24
Yeah yeah, the bloody thing explodes.
34:27
You gained A crit and you get because you're on a crit, you
34:31
get the Max from the robot, which is 3 rolls.
34:35
You get 2 cards. So you get a total of three
34:40
items from this area. Oops.
34:43
So I I click on the the cards. Yes.
34:47
So you've got 2 items there. Do you see them?
34:50
I do one says metal cage launcher.
34:56
OK sick. This is the mechanism built into
35:00
the back and as an action a passenger can launch a jagged
35:04
metal bouncing cage of spikes using the heavy weapon skill and
35:08
then it does that. Another one is junk.
35:18
Well, won't need this. Throws the junk away.
35:22
You going to throw the junk away?
35:23
We can sell it. We can sell it.
35:26
We can sell. It I.
35:27
Think, but it's junk. This entire place is filled with
35:31
literally junk. That's.
35:33
True, that's a good point. Well, definitely going to keep a
35:36
hold of this one though. You actually find 2 junk.
35:39
And we won't need this one either.
35:41
He throws it behind his head. But this metal cage launcher?
35:45
I've got a feeling that Teensy is going to love this one.
35:48
To me it all looks like junk. I would have said bring the junk
35:50
back to the the ship and give it to Teensy.
35:52
She might know what to do with it.
35:53
But you know, I, you know, what am I?
35:55
What am I? I don't know.
35:56
I'm not going to carry it. I'm no junk expert either.
36:01
Well, probably we should head back, although we didn't get any
36:05
information. Yeah, well, you know, he got
36:07
away. I bet we'll get our revenge
36:09
later. Wait, hold on, I think I might
36:12
have a tracking skill. Next time on no latency side
36:27
quest. Oh, whoa, whoa, look, I got you
36:35
a smaller one of these you. Ever heard of a tumbleweed?
36:37
Is there anything she can't? Do Jeff ran after him?
36:41
That's my team. Sure, he's gonna get justice.
36:43
I'm awake. Ain't shot, get him in the
36:45
kneecaps. Nice shot.
36:46
Let's. Go.
36:47
Where's that bird jab? I'm bringing out my gun.
36:49
Yeah, you have revenge. I would also like to be on Team
36:52
Revenge. Team revenge all.
36:53
Right, we're going on team revenge.
36:55
We can just take a bunch of the junk and like try to like plug
36:57
the hole. I'm gonna kill him with you.
36:59
Yeah, I can fix these. Let's go.
37:01
Revenge. Let's go.
37:02
We're losing daylight. Let's.
37:03
Go Who is this? It's Team C.
37:06
Open fire. Oh, we're just shooting.
37:08
Welcome to Cyberpunk, we got all kinds of skills.
37:12
I, I don't, I don't know what's happening Soft.
37:14
Is that a? Bottle in your pocket.
37:15
You're just happy to see me. Oh.
37:16
I also have 10. I didn't only drive, I did a lot
37:19
of stunts, OK, and some of it was green screened.
37:21
Team Revenge is probably driving.
37:23
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37:25
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