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Superbowl Ads, Miami Memories, ESPN, Pimpin' and more. · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Y'all know what time to y'all don't know, y'all back
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  Speaker 1: a suit, looking back to back down, giving them like
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  Speaker 1: the milling buck things. And it's cubbing me true good it.
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  Speaker 1: Steve har listening to the movie to other Steve, Please,
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  Speaker 1: I don't join join me. You're doing me. You gotta turn,
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  Speaker 1: you gotta turn to turn them out, turn love, got
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  Speaker 1: to turn out. Then turn the water the water go.
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  Speaker 1: Come come on your fab it h I sure will
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  Speaker 1: a good morning everybody. You're listening to the voice, Come
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  Speaker 1: on dig me now, one and only Steve Varvey, I
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  Speaker 1: got a radio show, just trying to give God some back,
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  Speaker 1: just some back of what even gave me, just a portion,
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  Speaker 1: you know. Just I'm just trying, man to to show
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  Speaker 1: some type of gratitude for all his blessings. I'm just
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  Speaker 1: trying to man, just just get it right sometimes, you
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  Speaker 1: know what I mean. I mean, man, you just can't
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  Speaker 1: do what you want to do and just live wrong
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  Speaker 1: all the time. Man, you got it at one point
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  Speaker 1: in time, Steve, come home. Man, come on, man, you
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  Speaker 1: could do better. I know you can, you know saying
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  Speaker 1: and you know what I had to do. I had
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  Speaker 1: to stop saying I'm gonna try to do better, and
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  Speaker 1: I just had to say, hey, man, I'm going to
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  Speaker 1: do better. You know, trying it's just to put forth
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  Speaker 1: an eff and then if it don't work, well okay.
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  Speaker 1: But if you make up in your mind and I'm
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  Speaker 1: going to do something, then trying isn't enough. It's getting
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  Speaker 1: it done is the only thing that matters. Sin It's
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  Speaker 1: the difference between doing and trying. We're gonna try to
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  Speaker 1: win the game, or we're gonna go out here to
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  Speaker 1: win the game. Now, trying to win the game means
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  Speaker 1: that you could lose. But when you got in your
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  Speaker 1: mind made up, most athletes will tell you that they
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  Speaker 1: go out there with the full intent and purpose of
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  Speaker 1: winning and winning. Only see they don't put the second
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  Speaker 1: place finish on the cover Sports Illustrated. Second place don't
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  Speaker 1: get you there. You got to win. And now take
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  Speaker 1: it out of the scope of athletics, but keep it
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  Speaker 1: in that type of analogy in life. Man, you just
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  Speaker 1: want to you want to win in life, don't you.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, at the end of the day, don't you
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  Speaker 1: want to be on the cover of Sports Illustrated the
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  Speaker 1: life Don't you want to be recognized for your hard work.
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  Speaker 1: Don't you want, you know, to be recognized within the
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  Speaker 1: bonus structure down at your job. Don't you want to
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  Speaker 1: have your plaque up on the wall down at your job.
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  Speaker 1: I mean most people do. Some people could care less.
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  Speaker 1: Some people don't care about looking good or being their best.
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  Speaker 1: And that's cool. But I ain't talking to them though.
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  Speaker 1: I'm talking to you. I'm talking to those of you
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  Speaker 1: who want to be the best you can be. You know,
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  Speaker 1: people kill me when they're getting mad at people here
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  Speaker 1: and he Brown knows and he hall up on an
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  Speaker 1: employee of them all. Man, the dude doing his job
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  Speaker 1: to the best of his ability, and he getting recognized
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  Speaker 1: for it? What they got to do? It all that
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  Speaker 1: you're talking about because you ain't up there. It's amazing, man,
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  Speaker 1: how people describe other people's success. He's so lucky, lucky?
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  Speaker 1: Hey man, don't they kind of get you a little
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  Speaker 1: bit when people call you lucky? When let me tell
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  Speaker 1: you what luck really is, y'all. Luck is when hard
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  Speaker 1: work bumps up into opportunity. Some people call that luck.
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  Speaker 1: But hold on, let's let's think about this. If you
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  Speaker 1: wasn't working hard, an opportunity presented itself, what would you
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  Speaker 1: call that? But see, when you've been working hard, an
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  Speaker 1: opportunity presents itself and it bumps up into each other.
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  Speaker 1: Now people want to call that luck. But hold up here,
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  Speaker 1: go to part though today, ain't paying no attention to Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that opportunity came by, But if you had not been
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  Speaker 1: working hard, and the hard work had not ran up
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  Speaker 1: in the opportunity, what would you have? No, sir, it's
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  Speaker 1: not luck, it's work. It is work, because as a
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  Speaker 1: scripture that says, faith without works is dead. But my
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  Speaker 1: mama was a Sunday school teacher. She taught me enough.
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  Speaker 1: Though now I know different between right and wrong, just
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  Speaker 1: like you do. You ain't gotta you know, excuse me
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  Speaker 1: when people write a strawberry letter? Am I wrong for this?
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  Speaker 1: You know? Good? Well, look at let's read your letter?
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  Speaker 1: Are you wrong for this? You know? You're wrong? What
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  Speaker 1: you don't need that's to be telling, you know? But
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna do this anyway. Well, see, go ahead, though,
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  Speaker 1: do what you want to do. But you know what, y'all,
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  Speaker 1: here's the best advice I can give you. And this
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  Speaker 1: is what I really came to talk about this morning.
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  Speaker 1: But I got sidetrack because I listened, get out of
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  Speaker 1: your own way. So many of us are blocking our
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  Speaker 1: own blessings. Were just in our own way. We are
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  Speaker 1: in our own way. And one of the most dangerous
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  Speaker 1: ways you can get in your way is to do
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  Speaker 1: it your way, to get it figured your way, and
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  Speaker 1: to lock in on your way and just the way
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  Speaker 1: it's got to go. Do you know how many people
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  Speaker 1: are blocking a blessing? Do you know how long I
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  Speaker 1: blocked mine with that mindset? Right there? Look, because it's
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  Speaker 1: the way you do it, do you think that makes
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  Speaker 1: it the right way? You think jazz, because you'd have
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  Speaker 1: thought on it long and hard, and that's what you
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  Speaker 1: really want. Do you really think that your way is
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  Speaker 1: the right way or could that be a better way? See?
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  Speaker 1: Until I started listening to God and started paying attention
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  Speaker 1: to his way, man, I was spending my wheels. Man,
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  Speaker 1: I was out here so determined this is how I
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  Speaker 1: was going to do it. But you know, I had
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  Speaker 1: to learn how to get out of my own way
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  Speaker 1: because just because I could do it my way didn't
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  Speaker 1: mean it was the right way. I had to get
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  Speaker 1: out of my own way. Just get out your way, man, Now,
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  Speaker 1: what what does that mean? That means see set your goals.
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  Speaker 1: That means have your dreams. That I'm saying, set your goals. Man,
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  Speaker 1: I ain't saying don't set goals. Listen to me. Set
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  Speaker 1: your goals. What is it you want to happen? What
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  Speaker 1: is it you like to have? What is it you
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  Speaker 1: like to be? What are you aspire to? Set your
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  Speaker 1: goals and set your dreams. Now take your goals and
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  Speaker 1: your dreams to God and ask God to show you how. Man,
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  Speaker 1: you can save yourself a lot of pain. Listen to
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  Speaker 1: somebody who did it his way for so long. And
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  Speaker 1: when I finally got out of my way, out of
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  Speaker 1: my own way. When you've heard old people say let
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  Speaker 1: go and let God, you've heard them say that I didn't.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't get it, but I got it. Now let
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  Speaker 1: go and let God. And it's amazing little saying. Though
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  Speaker 1: now you know you may not get it now. It
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  Speaker 1: took me a bunch of years to get it too.
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  Speaker 1: But when I took my goals and my dreams and
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  Speaker 1: my vision to God and I said, God, this is
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  Speaker 1: what I hope for, this is what I aspired to,
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  Speaker 1: this is what I want to be, this is why
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  Speaker 1: I would love to get to. Then I said, help me,
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  Speaker 1: show me how point me in the right direction. Let
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  Speaker 1: me follow your footsteps, guide me and give me a
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  Speaker 1: spirit of discernment. Show me who wrong? Because I meet
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  Speaker 1: people every day. Ain't up to no good with me
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  Speaker 1: every single day? Oh man, Man, I can't believe I
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  Speaker 1: run up into you. Man, the Lord told me something's
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  Speaker 1: gonna happen to me today. Well, see, I talked to
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  Speaker 1: him every day. He did not mention you to me.
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  Speaker 1: He ain't said nothing to me. He didn't tell me
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  Speaker 1: what was gonna happen in mind. Now, I don't mean
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  Speaker 1: it can't happen because I'm open to it. So really, man,
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  Speaker 1: I'm and and please know I'm listening to it as
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  Speaker 1: well as I've ever listened before. But but get yourself together, though,
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  Speaker 1: see no, your goals and your dreams, and then let
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  Speaker 1: God show you how to do it. He'll do it.
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  Speaker 1: You know. It's so important everybody, that you get focused,
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  Speaker 1: that you aim for something, that you dream of something,
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  Speaker 1: that you aspire to something. But it's the most the
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  Speaker 1: best thing you can do. After you do all that, Man,
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  Speaker 1: get God involved in it. Man, talk to him. I mean,
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  Speaker 1: why would you not what you got to lose? You
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  Speaker 1: ain't got to go down there and make no big
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  Speaker 1: scene and run laps around the church and run up
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  Speaker 1: there and throw yourself on the altar and scream and
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  Speaker 1: flip over and throw money in the air. You ain't
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  Speaker 1: got to do that. This you and God, man, This
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  Speaker 1: you and God. You know you got to serve and
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  Speaker 1: praise him the way you do it. You gotta let
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  Speaker 1: nobody else tell you highs done. It's a personal relationship.
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  Speaker 1: People kill me if you don't do it this way.
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  Speaker 1: If you don't come here to this church and you
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  Speaker 1: don't run around in this circle and you don't get
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  Speaker 1: flipped in the air, you don't, Hey, man, you better
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  Speaker 1: go have a relationship with God. See what that's about.
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  Speaker 1: You understand? Nobody throw you off with all that? All right,
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  Speaker 1: all right, y'all talk to him. He loved to hear
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  Speaker 1: from you. Today. You're listening show, ladies and gentlemen, let
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  Speaker 1: me have it. Your undivided attention is what's needed. It's
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  Speaker 1: required to get through this type of show because the
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  Speaker 1: ignorance is done at a at a level where it's
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  Speaker 1: it borderlines almost intelligence, and then it just falls off suddenly,
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  Speaker 1: and then it snatches you back up and The reason
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  Speaker 1: we do that is because we have Shirley Strawberry and
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  Speaker 1: Caller for Real that keeps snatching it back up on
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  Speaker 1: the intellectual level of well spoken, of educated and things
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  Speaker 1: of that. And then we have four guys who are
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  Speaker 1: constantly trying to drive the boat over the cliff, drive
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  Speaker 1: the bus over the cliff, and then they snatch the
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  Speaker 1: wheel back and keep it from going on, Ladies and gentlemen.
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  Speaker 1: One of the wheel snatchers, Shirley Strawberry, Thank God, good
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  Speaker 1: morning wheel snatcher number two. All up the for Real
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  Speaker 1: so happy to snatch that wheel now. These next intros
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  Speaker 1: are people who are not well balanced, who refuse to
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  Speaker 1: do right. And I'm constantly trying to get that bus
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  Speaker 1: over the cliff so we can enjoy the uncontrollable fall
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  Speaker 1: and tumble. Yeah, the thrill of it for us too much.
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  Speaker 1: And we like going down the hill in the van
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  Speaker 1: with no seatbelts on. We want to get slung all round,
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  Speaker 1: no break, Ladies and gentlemen, Junior No. Thirty two, thirty two.
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  Speaker 1: I see right there for the bus. He's trying to
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  Speaker 1: take the butt Javid and Brown. I don't want to die,
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  Speaker 1: but I just want to see what it's feel like
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  Speaker 1: to go over the cliff. I don't want us to die,
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  Speaker 1: feel like we just I just don't what I want. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: and the food you throw it in forth and let
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  Speaker 1: it fly, yea, and throw the brick out. What movie
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  Speaker 1: was that when they drilled over the cliff? What movie
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  Speaker 1: was Louise? Yes, yes, yes, yeah, but we didn't see it. Yes, yes,
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  Speaker 1: thank you. We don't want that. No, we want talk
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  Speaker 1: about had all the police back then? They did? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I got a jumpsuit and my whole time in prison,
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  Speaker 1: I'm telling them about the time we was driving off
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  Speaker 1: the cliff. But I'm not gonna drive. You're gonna be saved. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you're gonna get arrested though in surrender. I'm a living,
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  Speaker 1: well spoken storytelling anyway. Well, it's Friday, is how we're
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  Speaker 1: starting it off. And I am in my emmy and
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  Speaker 1: let me tell you so do it, boy, go do it.
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  Speaker 1: Let me just tell y'all this. I am so grateful
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  Speaker 1: that God has changed me. What do you mean so
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  Speaker 1: you got to say this is not where you want
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  Speaker 1: to come. You are heaven bound? Sorry? Coming up with
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  Speaker 1: thirty two minutes after the Hour Inside something funny Americans
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  Speaker 1: will be eating how many calories on Super Bowl Sunday?
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  Speaker 1: Will tell you right after this, A lot you're listening
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  Speaker 1: to show Super Bowl Sunday is all about football and
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  Speaker 1: is all about food. Apparently people will be eating a
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  Speaker 1: lot of it this Sunday. This is according to a
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  Speaker 1: new report, people will be consuming ten thousand, eight hundred
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  Speaker 1: and twenty one calories and one hundred and eighty grams
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  Speaker 1: of saturated fats sat paper bowls Sunday and Olympic swimmers
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  Speaker 1: y'all said, yeah, used to consume twelve thousand calories a
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  Speaker 1: day to compete, y'all fat as shup, he eat ten
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  Speaker 1: thousand calories and they even gonna walk around the couch,
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  Speaker 1: you know, getting wings. That's all they done. Okay, So
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  Speaker 1: this is what we'll be eating this coming Sunday. Number one,
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  Speaker 1: we know it's what hot wings? Right? Yeah? Check? What else?
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  Speaker 1: What else you guys think? Nacho? Yeah? Oh yeah, nachos
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  Speaker 1: are in there for dogs, hamburg yeah yeah, oh yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that's all burgers and dogs, pizza, oh yeah, pizza, fries,
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  Speaker 1: a lot of tacos to Sorry, Jay, taco's not in here.
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  Speaker 1: Not you think about till Taco Tuesday. This Tuesday eachco
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  Speaker 1: fried chicken. Oh yeah, chicken, Yeah, fried chicken is on there. Oh,
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  Speaker 1: French fries, what about French fried Yeah, I said that,
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  Speaker 1: French fries. Fries. Uh chili, Oh yeah, lots of chili,
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  Speaker 1: lots of chili. I don't see that. I don't. I
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  Speaker 1: haven't hearing nothing that. Uh, everything is stopped up at
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  Speaker 1: this point. Anything green coming, you said burgers, but of
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  Speaker 1: course there will be burgers. There will also be my
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  Speaker 1: favorite sliders. I love sliders. Quire, we need some kind
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  Speaker 1: of greenery to push greens at a Super Bowl on
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  Speaker 1: your burger salad. You gotta have some greenries. No, you
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  Speaker 1: gott let us on your burgers. That's the best we
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  Speaker 1: can do. And maybe some um, some you know, some sellers.
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  Speaker 1: One piece of lets supposed to have like that. Nobody
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  Speaker 1: no cat sticks man, because you're talking about with the wings,
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  Speaker 1: you know, the cellar and carried let us on Super
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  Speaker 1: Bowl like that. But oh you don't like let us
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  Speaker 1: on burgers. You all forgot earl camera shut. We can
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  Speaker 1: rock that. It must bear ribs when they have ribs,
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  Speaker 1: you know? Oh yeah, what ris You kind of like
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  Speaker 1: the fourth of July jint and that applies to even
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  Speaker 1: people who are really really balling because in these sweets
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  Speaker 1: at the super Bowl. This is my second year listening
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  Speaker 1: to him listening to this. We don't listen. They eat
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  Speaker 1: the same damn thing, because man, they be in there,
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  Speaker 1: they be mad. If ain't know a hot dog sitting
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  Speaker 1: there like I was in this room stadium, can't tell
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  Speaker 1: you who he was. He has a lot of money.
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  Speaker 1: I mean he got that old lord have messive money.
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  Speaker 1: He was in his boot, he said, Steve, come on there, man,
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  Speaker 1: I went in sitting around there. He said, you're a
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  Speaker 1: hot dog. I said, yeah, a hot dog because whatever
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  Speaker 1: he's eating, I'm gonna eat because I want a billion dollars.
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  Speaker 1: So whatever his but man, he went over that of
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  Speaker 1: him U chafing dishes and got to open the lids.
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  Speaker 1: Wasn't no damn hot dog. He said, what the hell?
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  Speaker 1: He said, Hey, excuse me, man, sweetheart, Let let me
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  Speaker 1: tell you something. He said, there are no hot dogs
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  Speaker 1: in here, they said. He said, I'm sorry, sir, there
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  Speaker 1: were no hot dogs ordered for this. The person that
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  Speaker 1: called in the order ordered all this stuff. He said,
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  Speaker 1: who ever called in for this, sweet works for me,
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  Speaker 1: and don't give me their name because they won't be
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  Speaker 1: working for me. I knew, he said. She said, sir,
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  Speaker 1: I'll have to call my supervisor and put that in
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  Speaker 1: the order. He said, no, you don't. He reached in
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  Speaker 1: his pocket and gave this woman a thousand dollars and said, now, listen,
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  Speaker 1: I want you to come back over here. She was
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  Speaker 1: black too. She sipped, he's that. I want you to
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  Speaker 1: go back. She was out the dought. He didn't even
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  Speaker 1: was he to get some damn. I'm telling hey, listen, man,
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  Speaker 1: it wasn't five minutes. She went back with a shape
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  Speaker 1: and trade. He was hot dogs links. She bought a
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  Speaker 1: black dude with him that had a ship suit though,
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  Speaker 1: it saying, and he gonna make them for your serf.
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  Speaker 1: She didn't slid him too, honey. I gave him too, honey.
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  Speaker 1: He gonna stay right. I want some hot dogs. She
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  Speaker 1: He gave her a thousand dollars. She spun on the dime.
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  Speaker 1: She didn't gonna talk to no supervisor or nothing. She
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  Speaker 1: walked four sweets down, picked up day dish. They came
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  Speaker 1: back with a black dude. It said, sir, here we are.
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  Speaker 1: He told her she can't be told the shelf move
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  Speaker 1: that out. He don't want that take that down. Come on,
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  Speaker 1: sister man. I was so hard. So it was old
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  Speaker 1: and I saw the sister hall, I said, sweet, let
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  Speaker 1: me ask. So, I said, did you count the money
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  Speaker 1: when he gave it to him? She said no, he
• 20:03
  Speaker 1: rolled it up, and she said, but it was tight.
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  Speaker 1: I just was on hundreds. I'm gone, she said. I
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  Speaker 1: got down there and saw that thousand dollars. She said,
• 20:12
  Speaker 1: I told black ass Robert, you're coming with me. I
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  Speaker 1: love it. Funny and ice cream. That's the other fool
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  Speaker 1: people will be eating. Oh you got that Sunday, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: ice cream and lots and lots and lots, lots and
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  Speaker 1: lots and lots of tall not with you, lots coming
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  Speaker 1: out back. The New would run that press right at you.
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  Speaker 1: You're listening Morning show coming up at the top of
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  Speaker 1: the hour. Jay Anthony Brown in the building with his
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  Speaker 1: segment you can bet your money. We'll talk about that.
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  Speaker 1: But what am I talking? But right now the nephew
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  Speaker 1: is here, would run that prank back. What you got
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  Speaker 1: for us? Naff case you missed it. It is a
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  Speaker 1: kid crazy conference call. Yeah, they've been talking about it.
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  Speaker 1: They've been talking about it here. It is twenty twenty. Baby,
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  Speaker 1: twin crazy conference call. Let's go baby. Hello, This is Hannah. Hi,
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  Speaker 1: this is Frank checking in. Hey, keep it here from
• 21:38
  Speaker 1: the one. Hey, guys, how's it going fine's I think
• 21:44
  Speaker 1: I think we're waiting for for one other person? Just
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  Speaker 1: Dalin in a second. Hello, Sherman. Sherman Davis, general manager's assistant.
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  Speaker 1: How you guys doing everybody here? Hey Sherman. Yeah, I'm
• 22:00
  Speaker 1: doing fine. Alright, alright, guys, we got let me make
• 22:03
  Speaker 1: sure we got everybody here. Is Hannah here? Yep, Hannah's here.
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  Speaker 1: How's it going all right? Frank, yep, I'm on the line.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you, all right? Good good good? And David I'm
• 22:13
  Speaker 1: here all right, my man, good deal, good deal, all right,
• 22:16
  Speaker 1: got some news for you guys. I need you guys
• 22:18
  Speaker 1: to just bear with me for a second. I'm getting
• 22:19
  Speaker 1: all the paperwork in. My UM assistant Cynthia is here,
• 22:23
  Speaker 1: so you guys just give me a second. I'm gonna
• 22:24
  Speaker 1: put you guys on whole for a second and I'll
• 22:26
  Speaker 1: be back probably less than thirty seconds. Okay, all right, okay,
• 22:30
  Speaker 1: we'll do. Thank you, Cynthia. Can you bring me all
• 22:34
  Speaker 1: of them stuff on these three guys? I mean, today's
• 22:37
  Speaker 1: supposed to be U. They're on hole right now, but
• 22:39
  Speaker 1: today's day that we're giving them their SEVENCE packages and
• 22:42
  Speaker 1: letting them go, and they'll be out of here probably
• 22:45
  Speaker 1: by tomorrow morning. They're clearing their things out. They don't
• 22:48
  Speaker 1: know it yet, but we're gonna at least giving their
• 22:50
  Speaker 1: SEVENCE packages today. Okay. You know, they put it on
• 22:53
  Speaker 1: my shoulders to break the bad news, and somebody's got
• 22:55
  Speaker 1: to do it. So it's my job today, all right,
• 22:58
  Speaker 1: So bring it to me and get it here here
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  Speaker 1: as soon as possible so I can heard him, get
• 23:02
  Speaker 1: past this conference go all right? Hello, did you guys?
• 23:08
  Speaker 1: All right? Guys? Hello Sherman. Hello, yeah, this I'm here. Guys. Yeah, uh,
• 23:15
  Speaker 1: you never put us on hold? No, so are you
• 23:19
  Speaker 1: about to fire us right now? What are you talking?
• 23:22
  Speaker 1: Wait a minute? Okay, hang on, hang on, hang on, guys.
• 23:25
  Speaker 1: What what what what's going on? What are you guys
• 23:27
  Speaker 1: talking about? We're asking you what's going on? We just
• 23:30
  Speaker 1: hurt you. We didn't put us on hold. We just
• 23:32
  Speaker 1: heard all that. Yes, separate packages. What I heard. I
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: heard you're letting us go, Oh, Sherman, maybe you were
• 23:41
  Speaker 1: talking about some other people. Hey, hey, guys, do hang on, everybody,
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: just calmed down. Just give me, give me a second here,
• 23:51
  Speaker 1: hang on, just let me let me. I'll be right back.
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: Hang on. Hello, what is going on? Did you hear that? Okay,
• 24:01
  Speaker 1: you all heard the same thing. DA don't know what
• 24:03
  Speaker 1: hurts that when you're talking about Cynthia. How do I up?
• 24:07
  Speaker 1: Is this? Is this the whole button? Here? This is it?
• 24:10
  Speaker 1: There we go? They can heard everything. No, they just
• 24:14
  Speaker 1: they said, can ask me right now? I'm doing what
• 24:18
  Speaker 1: he's telling me to do this. These three are supposed
• 24:21
  Speaker 1: to be let go by the end of the day.
• 24:23
  Speaker 1: I mean, I gotta do it. But it looks like
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: the severances nobody can live off of this for even
• 24:29
  Speaker 1: three freaking months. I already know that this is this
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: is really tough. Oh all right, so look, bring me
• 24:37
  Speaker 1: everybody's stuff. Let me at least after lunch. They all
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: come in here and pick up their things. That's all
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: I think. Okay, is this the right button here? Okay, hello,
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: it's not the right button. We might have to be
• 24:55
  Speaker 1: kidding me. I've been with us. I've been with us
• 24:57
  Speaker 1: for five years, all right, I'm not I've not let
• 24:59
  Speaker 1: you do for a quarter the company down for a Quarder.
• 25:01
  Speaker 1: This is this is ridiculous. I cannot believe this. And
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: I'm on travel right now, so how am I going
• 25:06
  Speaker 1: to come and get my things? But this is ridiculous.
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: This is how you're gonna let us know. This is unprofessional,
• 25:13
  Speaker 1: this is trash. I cannot believe you. If you only
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: need a lawyer, I have someone, I have contacts, we
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: can talk. But honestly, Sherman, this is this is this
• 25:23
  Speaker 1: is unaccessible. Let's not do the whole lawyer thing, guys. Okay,
• 25:26
  Speaker 1: let's not do that all right now, people get let
• 25:30
  Speaker 1: go from companies, People get let go all the time,
• 25:32
  Speaker 1: and you guys know this this Let's go on a
• 25:35
  Speaker 1: conference call with other people. What are you This is ridiculous.
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: You're giving a personal business. Yes, yes, that's true. You're
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: giving a personal business to another. Uh, it's exactly. It's
• 25:45
  Speaker 1: not a Yeah, you cannot be doing this. Yeah, email
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: me that lawyer's number for sure. Yes, I guess you
• 25:52
  Speaker 1: want to, David, thank you. I didn't. I didn't try
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: to for you guys to learn it this way, all right,
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: I'm okay, let's just say I'm not good at the
• 26:00
  Speaker 1: conference button. I don't know how to put anybody call
• 26:03
  Speaker 1: You're not do it? Is this is not a good message.
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: It's not it's not a public professional messaging. In fact,
• 26:09
  Speaker 1: this is I'm mortified. I cannot believe this. I put
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: it into my life. This company, this is the side
• 26:17
  Speaker 1: best employees. No, it is, it is. It is absolutely right.
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: It is illegal. This is illegal. Yep, yep, I will
• 26:23
  Speaker 1: write in the state. Wait, wait on what do you
• 26:27
  Speaker 1: mean you're recording it? What are you what are you
• 26:29
  Speaker 1: recording it for? What? Yes? Can you tell me not recording? David? Listen,
• 26:36
  Speaker 1: I don't consent on being recorded. I want that known
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: now exactly. Okay, okay, can I can I ask you
• 26:45
  Speaker 1: guys something? Do you? Guys? Are you familiar with your
• 26:48
  Speaker 1: co worker named Barry Dillard? Yes, you don't have to
• 26:51
  Speaker 1: answer this. Barry fired too. How are you gonna tell him?
• 26:54
  Speaker 1: Let me tell you what's going on. Barry told me
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: to call you. This is nephew taught me from the
• 27:00
  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Martin Show. All three of y'all just got
• 27:03
  Speaker 1: prank by your co worker Barry Diller kidding me. Oh
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: my god, I have a heart attack. Oh my god, Hey, y'all,
• 27:26
  Speaker 1: nobody has lost their job Hannah, Frank David. Nobody has
• 27:30
  Speaker 1: lost their job, but your co worker Barry Dialer got
• 27:34
  Speaker 1: me to prank phone call. Y'all right, so everybody's got
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: the job. We're good. Wow, Okay, Okay, I'm good. I'm good.
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: Now good, y'all gotta tell me this. What is the
• 27:49
  Speaker 1: baddest radio show in the land. Let me hear it clearly,
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: y'all gotta give to me on this one. Now, Oh,
• 28:09
  Speaker 1: you went in there. You don't really thank you wanted
• 28:14
  Speaker 1: us to give it to you. I just I just
• 28:17
  Speaker 1: want my stupidity crown when it's time for me, give
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: me my stupid Thank you, thank you, sir. Just want
• 28:25
  Speaker 1: you to stay on board with me. This show right here,
• 28:28
  Speaker 1: it is your crown. Comedy Laugh Fest, y'all bebywhere in
• 28:33
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  Speaker 1: It's the Comedy Laugh Fest. The fourteenth is in Cleveland, Ohio.
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  Speaker 1: The fifteenth it's in Cincinnati, Ohio, Ohio. And the sixteenth
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• 28:53
  Speaker 1: King of Pranks, thank you. Coming up at the top
• 28:56
  Speaker 1: of the hour, Chanthony Brown in the building with you
• 28:59
  Speaker 1: can Bet your money. He'll explain right after this. You're
• 29:03
  Speaker 1: listening to show, all right? Jay is here on this
• 29:09
  Speaker 1: Friday with his segment you can bet your money? What
• 29:12
  Speaker 1: is that about? Jay? Okay, I want the guys to
• 29:15
  Speaker 1: act it out when I'm gonna set it up now,
• 29:18
  Speaker 1: a lot of people can be betting money tomorrow. I
• 29:20
  Speaker 1: mean on Sunday. It's the biggest, one of the biggest
• 29:23
  Speaker 1: betting days. No one really knows who's gonna win. But
• 29:26
  Speaker 1: here's some stuff you can bet money on for show.
• 29:30
  Speaker 1: For show, bet money. Somebody gonna have a big ass
• 29:34
  Speaker 1: super Bowl party on Sunday. But as soon as everybody
• 29:38
  Speaker 1: get over there, his set gonna blow up. And here
• 29:42
  Speaker 1: be able to watch a damn thing. You can bet money.
• 29:46
  Speaker 1: I got two hundred on that. I got two hundred
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: on that. I bet two hundred on that. That's gonna
• 29:52
  Speaker 1: happen somewhere in this country coming to TV. That's on
• 29:57
  Speaker 1: top of the other TV, that TV. None of them
• 30:00
  Speaker 1: gonna work time and shut him. This house will be
• 30:03
  Speaker 1: empty so fast right next but they're gonna make a
• 30:10
  Speaker 1: plate though on the way out. Okay, but they are
• 30:15
  Speaker 1: not standing there. You can bet money on this. Somebody
• 30:19
  Speaker 1: gonna get lost trying to find his rich as friend's
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: house and he gonna miss the whole damn game. The
• 30:29
  Speaker 1: game five five. I'm putting five fifty on that, Yeah,
• 30:34
  Speaker 1: five fifty. Because won't nobody answer the phone when the game? No, no,
• 30:37
  Speaker 1: no answer the phone in the super Bowl party, the
• 30:40
  Speaker 1: phone will not be answering why dude, these white people
• 30:42
  Speaker 1: keep coming outside looking at me. Okay, this is another
• 30:48
  Speaker 1: thing that's gonna in the play the Steve. There's no
• 30:52
  Speaker 1: Steve here, Sir, Steve doesn't live here here, Steve, Steve
• 30:57
  Speaker 1: doesn't live here. Okay, Hey, mister white man, can you
• 31:01
  Speaker 1: tell me what the scho wheels? Though? Don't make me
• 31:03
  Speaker 1: call the authorities because they don't call them the authorities. Oh,
• 31:09
  Speaker 1: ain't super Bowl party gonna be going jam and having
• 31:12
  Speaker 1: a good time. They're gonna run out a brown liquor
• 31:16
  Speaker 1: ice and line brown liquor ice five thousand on neck,
• 31:24
  Speaker 1: five thousand on neck. When you let them pull theirself,
• 31:28
  Speaker 1: they'll pull you out. Yeah, run out, un up, Yeah,
• 31:31
  Speaker 1: you're gonna run out. Oh there's another one. There's another one.
• 31:34
  Speaker 1: But hold up, but you see glasses laying around with
• 31:37
  Speaker 1: brown little man, you'd be just looking at people and
• 31:42
  Speaker 1: you try to slide it over there by whoever is
• 31:45
  Speaker 1: closest to. When it's yo, you'd be like they are
• 31:49
  Speaker 1: pointing real hard. I mean, when it's your party. But like,
• 31:53
  Speaker 1: that's a lot of brown gas. What is that? You head?
• 31:57
  Speaker 1: The thing called Lewis? What's that? What's that in that?
• 31:59
  Speaker 1: That's Louis, man, it's Louis. Do not have bottle water? No,
• 32:05
  Speaker 1: that's just wasted money sitting around everywhere. Okay, here's something
• 32:10
  Speaker 1: you can bet money on. It's gonna be a super
• 32:12
  Speaker 1: Bowl party of all men. Just men, men, men, men.
• 32:17
  Speaker 1: Some dude don't have to explain to everybody in the
• 32:21
  Speaker 1: party why he had to bring his wife. Okay, do
• 32:28
  Speaker 1: put a damper on the whole damn. You know how reneels?
• 32:35
  Speaker 1: You know she wanted she didn't want me to be
• 32:40
  Speaker 1: by myself today. I told you what was happening at halftime.
• 32:48
  Speaker 1: She out there in the car, and I just wanted
• 32:49
  Speaker 1: to let y'all know she's sitting out there in the car.
• 32:51
  Speaker 1: So she hold on, but don't don't she gonna be
• 32:55
  Speaker 1: here for halftime. She gonna she just want to sit
• 32:58
  Speaker 1: in the car. She ain't coming in, but she gonna
• 33:00
  Speaker 1: see the halftime people come through the front. She won't.
• 33:03
  Speaker 1: She ain't gonna say that. She's just sitting in the car.
• 33:08
  Speaker 1: Hell no, I can't believe this. Man. Yeah, Steve cannot
• 33:12
  Speaker 1: get him to come to the back. Man, can they
• 33:14
  Speaker 1: come through the back of Noble? Okay, some some black
• 33:29
  Speaker 1: guy don't go to his all white friends super Bowl party.
• 33:34
  Speaker 1: They're gonna get real drunk and he gonna start to
• 33:37
  Speaker 1: feel real uncomfortable around right before halftime, they're gonna get
• 33:43
  Speaker 1: lift it up. You know, he gonna come. You gonna
• 33:50
  Speaker 1: you're gonna say that out look at that then run.
• 33:57
  Speaker 1: They're gonna just fly. It's gonna be yea the party
• 34:06
  Speaker 1: over those Yeah that that't wor should have called that.
• 34:12
  Speaker 1: But oh I'm sorry, I'm sorry girl. I don't know.
• 34:21
  Speaker 1: But he got to liok up to his mouth. He's
• 34:24
  Speaker 1: looking at he looking at everybody over the glass. Okay, okay,
• 34:32
  Speaker 1: all right, this is gonna be a many super Bowl
• 34:35
  Speaker 1: party men and women that Now. One dude gonna get
• 34:38
  Speaker 1: his feelings crushed because he thinks he knows more about
• 34:43
  Speaker 1: sports than she do. But she gonna dust his ASDs.
• 34:47
  Speaker 1: I mean everybody rushed in front of everybody. Yeah, fun
• 34:56
  Speaker 1: of everybody. Won't you just leave her alone? You all
• 35:01
  Speaker 1: know none everybody knows that. Okay, just say nineteen sprint
• 35:13
  Speaker 1: out bootleg. She made you look stupid. Okay, all right,
• 35:27
  Speaker 1: last one, somebody gonna get straight cussed out for double
• 35:29
  Speaker 1: dipping in the blue chee. Right, Oh my god boy,
• 35:36
  Speaker 1: if you don't get your nash ass out of here.
• 35:40
  Speaker 1: All right, Jack, thank you as always. Coming over twenty
• 35:43
  Speaker 1: minutes after the hour, we'll talk more about Miami and
• 35:46
  Speaker 1: the big game coming up this Sunday. Right after this,
• 35:49
  Speaker 1: you're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. Well, everybody's really excited
• 35:55
  Speaker 1: to see Jennifer Lopez and Shakira perform at the PEPSI
• 35:59
  Speaker 1: Super Bowl fifty four half time show. Perfect pairing, considering Miami,
• 36:04
  Speaker 1: Aka is called the capital of Latin America, and you
• 36:08
  Speaker 1: know we all love us in Miami. Seve is there
• 36:10
  Speaker 1: right now? Uh, Steven got to ask you what's your
• 36:12
  Speaker 1: favorite memory about the city of Miami. What you what
• 36:22
  Speaker 1: you can't do? That's wrong? Can say that on that
• 36:25
  Speaker 1: that's really my favorite real and you I'm just going
• 36:39
  Speaker 1: to share my favorite memory of my stand. Really, ain't
• 36:45
  Speaker 1: got nothing to do with the super Bowl. Super Bowl,
• 36:50
  Speaker 1: there's nothing you can say. Ain't got it's not nothing
• 36:54
  Speaker 1: to say about my heavy I'm no goodness. Heal, well,
• 37:03
  Speaker 1: you didn't just ask me, man, matter of fact, I
• 37:14
  Speaker 1: have no memories out he said, what what? I wasn't
• 37:24
  Speaker 1: trying to shock you anything? That did it? Right there?
• 37:31
  Speaker 1: This was he hangs. The comedy was down hill and
• 37:36
  Speaker 1: and comedy was never mentioned nothing. I'm not even fit
• 37:48
  Speaker 1: played with that question that listen. Yeah, yeah, that's the
• 37:58
  Speaker 1: theme song boy Field College. What you're doing you hit
• 38:08
  Speaker 1: that little dupe in the back. Yeah, that's what I was.
• 38:15
  Speaker 1: I was drill. I was drilled in Miami. Oh, this
• 38:23
  Speaker 1: was the jam where James almost man. Yeah, we'll just
• 38:34
  Speaker 1: play this song so Steve can't tell us anything. That
• 38:40
  Speaker 1: my favorite memory in Miami right there, that's coming up
• 38:49
  Speaker 1: thirty minutes after the hour. Steve was on first take
• 38:53
  Speaker 1: with Stephen A. Smith yesterday in Miami. We'll talk about
• 38:55
  Speaker 1: that right after this. You're listening, all right, So Steve,
• 39:01
  Speaker 1: yesterday you were on first take in Miami with Stephen A. Smith. Uh,
• 39:07
  Speaker 1: he crushed your dreams when you asked him when you
• 39:10
  Speaker 1: were uh, when your beloved Cleveland Browns will be going
• 39:14
  Speaker 1: to the super Bowl. Take a listen to this from Cleveland.
• 39:17
  Speaker 1: We've never been to the super Bowl. They had Lebron.
• 39:21
  Speaker 1: Lebron saved us Man Championship. We've never won anything, and
• 39:26
  Speaker 1: I'm hanging in there been god women. In two years
• 39:29
  Speaker 1: we could be in a super Bowl. We clean house,
• 39:31
  Speaker 1: Do we have a chance? And no, where in hell
• 39:33
  Speaker 1: you're going to super Bowl two years? Hey? You know
• 39:35
  Speaker 1: where Steven? Hey, I an't got to come on this
• 39:39
  Speaker 1: damn show. You can't give your boy no hope in
• 39:43
  Speaker 1: two years? Two years? That's too early, just too that
• 39:46
  Speaker 1: too early, that's too early. Four. They shouldn't have crowned
• 39:55
  Speaker 1: he did. Yeah, but well, well listen, the kitchens was
• 39:58
  Speaker 1: a disaster. It's the worst version of what he could
• 40:00
  Speaker 1: have been. But I told you he's gonna be and that. Nevertheless,
• 40:03
  Speaker 1: the Cleveland Browns now have rehired the brains and it's
• 40:09
  Speaker 1: not like they don't have talent on the squad. In
• 40:11
  Speaker 1: two years, you could easily be can coming here that
• 40:13
  Speaker 1: you cannot have a quarterback that you're relying upon come
• 40:16
  Speaker 1: off of lake Erie. That's why you take Barkley first.
• 40:21
  Speaker 1: That's that wind off lake Erie. You can't be throwing
• 40:23
  Speaker 1: up Cleveland expected success, but we josh out as a
• 40:27
  Speaker 1: big country boy. But he also runs with the football
• 40:30
  Speaker 1: Baker Mayfield standard in the pocket he got. Do you
• 40:32
  Speaker 1: realize that Baker Mayfield got more commercials were progressive than victories.
• 40:37
  Speaker 1: We struggling. I love o'delle, but he won't to wear
• 40:41
  Speaker 1: watches in the game. That's a problem. That's a problem.
• 40:45
  Speaker 1: And we got the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.
• 40:47
  Speaker 1: We suck. Why I'm just trying to hip. I was
• 40:54
  Speaker 1: trying to hype myself, but my city. We gotta get
• 40:57
  Speaker 1: the every day there's a new chance. They don't care about.
• 41:00
  Speaker 1: This is only the hit. Steve Harvey, I know, don't
• 41:03
  Speaker 1: read my motivational speech back to meet Max. You need
• 41:06
  Speaker 1: it right now. What I really need is a is
• 41:09
  Speaker 1: a team that's made of just dogs. We need some
• 41:13
  Speaker 1: more dogs, man. I really enjoy getting it by getting
• 41:24
  Speaker 1: it for four years. Yeah, so if it's four years,
• 41:30
  Speaker 1: we really you really don't need to bring Cleveland up
• 41:32
  Speaker 1: on this job, no move because you gotta wait for
• 41:34
  Speaker 1: what is it? This is twenty twenty four is when
• 41:38
  Speaker 1: you can talk about Cleveland again. Let me ask you
• 41:42
  Speaker 1: a question. And you think we should not going didn't
• 41:48
  Speaker 1: I coached the damn general manager. We didn't gave the
• 41:51
  Speaker 1: head coach who lost that fire. He got promoted. We
• 41:56
  Speaker 1: only think getting rid of him now, the GM and
• 42:01
  Speaker 1: the coat and he called the place. Now he gonna
• 42:05
  Speaker 1: hire more people that think like him. Yeah right, I
• 42:12
  Speaker 1: just can. Okay, let me ask the question. Let me
• 42:15
  Speaker 1: ask you, Steve, you're big. Did you really think Baker
• 42:18
  Speaker 1: man if it would do better than what he did
• 42:20
  Speaker 1: or you expected him to do exactly what it is.
• 42:24
  Speaker 1: I hope he would be great. He's not not yet.
• 42:29
  Speaker 1: It's got a great we know that. Would you say
• 42:36
  Speaker 1: I love his name. I always said he got a
• 42:38
  Speaker 1: great name. He got a name like something's happening. You know,
• 42:42
  Speaker 1: I'm not going to announce it. Once you were hearing
• 42:44
  Speaker 1: like Baker Mayfield, I see him blank, just kept it
• 42:51
  Speaker 1: one hundred. He couldn't help it, Ji my head junior. Yes,
• 42:58
  Speaker 1: you're not gonna do that to me. Okay, Well, let
• 43:02
  Speaker 1: me ask you this, Steve. When they do go, we'll
• 43:05
  Speaker 1: just be positive and say when they do go to
• 43:07
  Speaker 1: the super and then you're not gonna want to be
• 43:09
  Speaker 1: on this radio show. I had a dream. I had
• 43:12
  Speaker 1: a dreamed over that Tom Brady left New England. Wow,
• 43:20
  Speaker 1: came to Cleveland. Hull dream it's not gonna happen. Huh,
• 43:27
  Speaker 1: and came to Cleveland and resurrected the Browns in one season.
• 43:32
  Speaker 1: And then do you need to wake your ass up?
• 43:37
  Speaker 1: Don't forget Steve Harvey will host the NFL Honors UH
• 43:42
  Speaker 1: tomorrow Saturday night on eight pm at eight pm Eastern
• 43:46
  Speaker 1: on Fox. Don't forget about that coming up next, nephew
• 43:49
  Speaker 1: here with today's prank phone call. Right after this, you're
• 43:54
  Speaker 1: listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show coming up at
• 43:58
  Speaker 1: the top of the hour, right about four, and it's
• 44:00
  Speaker 1: after it's my strawberry letter for today, the subject there's
• 44:05
  Speaker 1: no way to bless this mess. And boy, this is
• 44:08
  Speaker 1: a mess right here. Wait till you hear right now
• 44:12
  Speaker 1: the nephew in the building with today's praying phone call.
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  Speaker 1: What do you have for us today? Ness? Your super
• 44:18
  Speaker 1: Bowl parties are too loud. Your Super Bowl parties are
• 44:25
  Speaker 1: too loud. They're gonna tell somebody turn a party down
• 44:30
  Speaker 1: because I'm in the neighborhood. Because I'm a neighbor and
• 44:32
  Speaker 1: I wasn't invited. Hello. Hello, I'm trying to reach Gerard. Yeah,
• 44:38
  Speaker 1: this is who's called. Hey, this is this is Curtis Man.
• 44:41
  Speaker 1: I'm I'm one of your neighbors in the neighborhood. I'm
• 44:44
  Speaker 1: about three, I think about three streets over from you.
• 44:47
  Speaker 1: I'm reaching out to you, man, I know the super
• 44:49
  Speaker 1: Bowl coming up? Are you are you? Are you playing
• 44:52
  Speaker 1: on throwing your your annual super Bowl party this year? Hey?
• 44:56
  Speaker 1: How you get You said you in the neighborhood. Yeah,
• 44:58
  Speaker 1: y'all live in the neighborhood. I'm I'm three streets over
• 45:00
  Speaker 1: from you. Oh okay, Yeah, how'd you hear about the
• 45:03
  Speaker 1: super Bowl party? Man? I mean, i mean everybody knows
• 45:06
  Speaker 1: about it. I mean, you know, it's it's it's it's
• 45:07
  Speaker 1: pretty big. Every year you got you know, I mean
• 45:10
  Speaker 1: it's it's it's cars everywhere. I mean, you guys be
• 45:13
  Speaker 1: me rocking for all through the knife on super Bowl Night.
• 45:16
  Speaker 1: So I'm calling to see if you are you throwing
• 45:19
  Speaker 1: it this year? Um? Yes, and you I do it
• 45:22
  Speaker 1: every year, man, I do it every year. All the
• 45:24
  Speaker 1: neighbors come over, everybody comes over. We have a good time.
• 45:27
  Speaker 1: So yeah, we're gonna be doing it again this year.
• 45:29
  Speaker 1: While what's up? Okay? So here here what I want
• 45:31
  Speaker 1: to tell you, man, Every year your party too loud,
• 45:36
  Speaker 1: and here's people parking all in front of other people's houses.
• 45:40
  Speaker 1: You know, I'm three streets old. It's people parking in
• 45:43
  Speaker 1: my driveway to get to your house. And to be
• 45:45
  Speaker 1: honest with you, is too loud. And I'm just telling
• 45:48
  Speaker 1: you this year if that is loud this year, I'm
• 45:51
  Speaker 1: calling the police this year. Man, this is what you
• 45:53
  Speaker 1: really called me for. You really called me to threaten me,
• 45:56
  Speaker 1: to tell me you're gonna call the police shut down
• 45:58
  Speaker 1: my party. Bro. Yeah, I mean kind of too loud. Man,
• 46:02
  Speaker 1: you've met everybody, and everybody in the neighborhood come to
• 46:05
  Speaker 1: my party. Man, ain't know everybody in the neighborhood don't
• 46:08
  Speaker 1: come because I damn sh ain't been there. That's because
• 46:10
  Speaker 1: you ain't get an invite, because you hater. That's why
• 46:15
  Speaker 1: you ain't getting no invite. You I said, you're a hater.
• 46:19
  Speaker 1: That's why I'm not. No, I ain't no hater. I'm
• 46:21
  Speaker 1: just telling you. Your stuff is out of control. Man.
• 46:24
  Speaker 1: You gotta tone it. You gotta good control. Of your party.
• 46:26
  Speaker 1: You don't have control of it. Man, you're telling me
• 46:29
  Speaker 1: how to control my control your mouth. Start it. Let's
• 46:32
  Speaker 1: start right there. All right, you ain't calling no guy.
• 46:35
  Speaker 1: Believe you ain't doing none of that. We ain't doing.
• 46:37
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, hold on, you ain't telling me what I'm
• 46:40
  Speaker 1: not gonna do. All right, I just you do one?
• 46:42
  Speaker 1: You you do want to on the loud last party,
• 46:45
  Speaker 1: You the one got people parking and people driveway And yeah,
• 46:48
  Speaker 1: that's right. If it happens this year, I'm calling the police.
• 46:51
  Speaker 1: You ain't calling nobody. You ain't calling that every person.
• 46:54
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you that right now. Okay, So how
• 46:57
  Speaker 1: are you fenn stop me? How are you fenna stop
• 46:59
  Speaker 1: me from make so I got peace and on my
• 47:02
  Speaker 1: street at my house. I'm gonna stop you with a
• 47:04
  Speaker 1: size twelve right up, y'all. Okay, okay, I'm gonna tell you.
• 47:09
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you again, control your party, get the
• 47:12
  Speaker 1: noise level where it ain't disturbing everybody in the neighborhood,
• 47:15
  Speaker 1: and stop people from parking in people's driveway. And I'm
• 47:19
  Speaker 1: gonna tell you again, I'm about to have a party
• 47:22
  Speaker 1: with my size twelve right up in your Hey, dude,
• 47:27
  Speaker 1: it is what it is. It is again, look for
• 47:29
  Speaker 1: the police to be at your party. I look for
• 47:33
  Speaker 1: the people to look for the police to be at
• 47:35
  Speaker 1: your damn party because evidently you don't respect your neighbors.
• 47:38
  Speaker 1: It's what it is. You know, you know what I
• 47:39
  Speaker 1: do respect my neighbors because all the neighbors in the
• 47:41
  Speaker 1: neighborhood come except for you, because we already know you're
• 47:45
  Speaker 1: on y'ar on that list. Yet I hated that's the
• 47:47
  Speaker 1: neighbor that'd be calling toe trucks and you know, complaining
• 47:50
  Speaker 1: about leaves and people yard and that you I know
• 47:54
  Speaker 1: exactly who you are. That's why you never got to
• 47:56
  Speaker 1: invite to the party because you do not even know me. Dude,
• 48:00
  Speaker 1: you use the idea who I am use a buster use? Okay,
• 48:06
  Speaker 1: but I'm gonna be the buster that's calling po post
• 48:08
  Speaker 1: to be over there on suddenly listen to snitch snitching,
• 48:13
  Speaker 1: that's an that's not snitching. No, it's controlling the atmosphere
• 48:21
  Speaker 1: and stopping it from being out of control. You let
• 48:26
  Speaker 1: me ask you something, so so you think people that's
• 48:28
  Speaker 1: going to your party ought to be able to park
• 48:30
  Speaker 1: in my driveway? Listen, man, I'm gonna be real with you.
• 48:34
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry if anybody man parked in your driveway, but
• 48:36
  Speaker 1: it ain't nothing for you to just knock on the
• 48:38
  Speaker 1: door and say, hey, excuse me. You know I'm trying
• 48:40
  Speaker 1: to get out, you know whatever. Whatever, I make sure
• 48:43
  Speaker 1: I put it on on the flyers that we don't
• 48:45
  Speaker 1: want people blocking driveways. But you know, obviously it happened,
• 48:48
  Speaker 1: and I apologize for that. But that's no reason for
• 48:51
  Speaker 1: you to be going on extra crazy and going to
• 48:53
  Speaker 1: extra mount talking months I'm calling the police. You what
• 48:56
  Speaker 1: are you're calling nobody? Man? Shut up? That right there
• 48:59
  Speaker 1: is what's wrong with black people today. Instead of coming
• 49:02
  Speaker 1: to me like a man, you're coming to me like
• 49:04
  Speaker 1: a coward, instead of coming to me like a man
• 49:06
  Speaker 1: and saying listen now, because the first thing you're talking about, oh,
• 49:10
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna call the police, and then when the police
• 49:13
  Speaker 1: come and beat your black pass up, you're gonna be
• 49:15
  Speaker 1: on the other line complaining, talking about to be you
• 49:19
  Speaker 1: want to be sure and doing this and that. Don't
• 49:21
  Speaker 1: you know that's how you get sucked up. Man. So
• 49:24
  Speaker 1: it's black people. We gotta learn how to stick together
• 49:27
  Speaker 1: and come together. If you want to come to the party.
• 49:29
  Speaker 1: It sounds like you're a silent hater on the loaf
• 49:31
  Speaker 1: for real, like you really want to come to the party,
• 49:33
  Speaker 1: but because you're the only person in the neighborhood that
• 49:35
  Speaker 1: hasn't been invited. Now you're talking about calling the police.
• 49:39
  Speaker 1: I know exactly who you are. Who am I You
• 49:42
  Speaker 1: that dude that live up two three streets over and
• 49:45
  Speaker 1: you drive that that red pickup truck with the flannel
• 49:48
  Speaker 1: shirts and all of that. You're the only person in
• 49:50
  Speaker 1: the hood driving a red pickup truck and flannel. It's
• 49:53
  Speaker 1: wrong with you, man, That's why you ain't getting no invite.
• 49:55
  Speaker 1: And on top of that, all those dogs you got
• 49:58
  Speaker 1: running around in your backyard, you need to clean them up.
• 50:00
  Speaker 1: They'd be back there and everything, and then the other
• 50:03
  Speaker 1: neighbors can't even have barbecues because your big, rusty ass
• 50:06
  Speaker 1: dogs running around. You got a nerve to be talking
• 50:09
  Speaker 1: about you calling the police when we need to be
• 50:11
  Speaker 1: calling the city on you. All that trash and you
• 50:14
  Speaker 1: got in front of your house. Man, get out of here.
• 50:16
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna call the cops on you right now if
• 50:18
  Speaker 1: you ain't because you're wearing a flannel shirts with red
• 50:21
  Speaker 1: pickup truck and the dogs running around with calling the
• 50:23
  Speaker 1: front yard and the back guard him all over the place.
• 50:26
  Speaker 1: Who are you that tell me? Say no more. I'm
• 50:29
  Speaker 1: gonna tell you who I am. This is nephew Tommy
• 50:32
  Speaker 1: from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You just got pranked
• 50:36
  Speaker 1: by your next dough neighbor, Brian. That's who I am.
• 50:45
  Speaker 1: You know what? You know what? You know what? Now
• 50:51
  Speaker 1: I'm definitely gonna kick you in his shot. Man. You
• 50:57
  Speaker 1: had me going, Man, I hold when I run this prank.
• 51:01
  Speaker 1: I hope the man with the red pickup truck and
• 51:03
  Speaker 1: in the flower shirt ain't listening to it. All right, man,
• 51:10
  Speaker 1: I got one more thing. You gotta tell me what's
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  Speaker 1: the baddest and I mean the baddest radio show in
• 51:15
  Speaker 1: the land. Man, you already know it's the Steve Harvey
• 51:19
  Speaker 1: Morning Show. Bro, Now you have it. You played too much.
• 51:28
  Speaker 1: I'm telling you that tw tw Twinji. But what hey,
• 51:38
  Speaker 1: I ain't been invited, right you gonna call up. I
• 51:41
  Speaker 1: know exactly who you are. You wanted to red Trump
• 51:43
  Speaker 1: with him afrigerating the stuff on your front your nasty
• 51:48
  Speaker 1: I know it's not who you are. Love it. Keep
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  Speaker 1: That the Monk Government performing centing you dump want Stupidity
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  Speaker 1: office and gets yourselves some tickets. All right. Finally, all right,
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  Speaker 1: he got some tickets for sale. Somebody know where to
• 52:23
  Speaker 1: go get him buying tickets all at the damn Doughnut Palace,
• 52:31
  Speaker 1: Mary Fie, some mufflers shop, you can get them big
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• 52:55
  Speaker 1: Thank you? Jobe coming out Coming up next Today's Strawberry
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  Speaker 1: Letters subject There's no way to bless this mess. We'll
• 53:05
  Speaker 1: get into it right after this. You're listening to show
• 53:11
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• 53:14
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• 53:25
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• 53:29
  Speaker 1: knowing that when you asked Shirley for advice, hers will
• 53:32
  Speaker 1: be advice. I'm not here for that all the time.
• 53:38
  Speaker 1: Sometime sometimes it's just tag you in. All right. Well,
• 53:45
  Speaker 1: if you do send us a letter, we could be
• 53:47
  Speaker 1: reading it on the air, just like we're gonna read
• 53:49
  Speaker 1: this one live right now. That is change. Yeah, that's
• 53:52
  Speaker 1: for you. Buggle up, hold on tight, We got it
• 53:55
  Speaker 1: for you here. It is Strawberry letter. Subject, There's no
• 53:59
  Speaker 1: way to this mess. Dear Stephen Shirley. I've been kicked
• 54:03
  Speaker 1: out of my church and I need some advice. I
• 54:06
  Speaker 1: attended a very messy church, and if you did not
• 54:09
  Speaker 1: do the things the way the pastor thought you should,
• 54:12
  Speaker 1: he would call you out. I have had a few
• 54:14
  Speaker 1: run ins with him over stuff I post on my
• 54:16
  Speaker 1: personal Facebook page, and I told him I could post
• 54:19
  Speaker 1: what I want on my Facebook page and it has
• 54:21
  Speaker 1: nothing to do with him or the church. I'm sure
• 54:25
  Speaker 1: the real problem was the fact that I was sleeping
• 54:28
  Speaker 1: with one of the deacons. But the pastor couldn't say
• 54:31
  Speaker 1: anything because everybody knew he was having an affair. So
• 54:35
  Speaker 1: the pastor and I had words, and I cursed him out,
• 54:38
  Speaker 1: and he excommunicated me. I did not care, and I
• 54:43
  Speaker 1: joined a new church, but I was still messing with
• 54:45
  Speaker 1: the deacon at my old church. Then I found out
• 54:48
  Speaker 1: the deacon was messing with two more ladies that I
• 54:51
  Speaker 1: was real cool with that church. All of us found
• 54:54
  Speaker 1: out about each other, and we were mad. I told
• 54:57
  Speaker 1: them that I would handle the deacon. That's just what
• 55:01
  Speaker 1: I did. I went through my phone and found several
• 55:04
  Speaker 1: pictures of the deacon's male parts and texted the pictures
• 55:08
  Speaker 1: to the pastor and the other deacons. I waited, all um.
• 55:16
  Speaker 1: I waited a few days, and I called the pastor
• 55:18
  Speaker 1: to see if the deacon was going to be excommunicated
• 55:21
  Speaker 1: like I was. He told me that I was the problem,
• 55:24
  Speaker 1: not the deacon. Because of that, I marched right back
• 55:28
  Speaker 1: up to my old church this past Sunday, and I
• 55:31
  Speaker 1: dared the pastor to say anything to me. The horash
• 55:34
  Speaker 1: deacon has found a new church, but all of the
• 55:37
  Speaker 1: other deacons were looking all scared when they saw me.
• 55:40
  Speaker 1: After services. Pastor said he would have me arrested if
• 55:43
  Speaker 1: I came back. Do you think he has the right
• 55:46
  Speaker 1: to do that. I should be able to worship wherever
• 55:49
  Speaker 1: I want to, and this is my church home, no
• 55:53
  Speaker 1: matter how messy it is. What should I do? You want?
• 55:58
  Speaker 1: You want advice from us? From us? You want you
• 56:03
  Speaker 1: want advice? What can we tell you? How can we
• 56:06
  Speaker 1: advise you? You don't even listen to your pastor. You
• 56:09
  Speaker 1: don't even listen to him in your own home church.
• 56:12
  Speaker 1: As you put it, I can't believe you. I mean you,
• 56:16
  Speaker 1: you're a pastor and the deacon. You're all just just
• 56:19
  Speaker 1: a mess that church too. Uh, it is crazy. If
• 56:25
  Speaker 1: you're a member of a church, you should at least
• 56:28
  Speaker 1: and you go regularly, you call that at your church home.
• 56:31
  Speaker 1: You should at least be getting something out of it,
• 56:34
  Speaker 1: some kind of Jesus something out of something. Uh. You're
• 56:40
  Speaker 1: you You sound like you know you're proud and not
• 56:44
  Speaker 1: the least bit of shame that you're sleeping with a
• 56:46
  Speaker 1: deacon in the church, or that you cursed out the
• 56:48
  Speaker 1: pastor of the church, or that you texted the deacon's
• 56:51
  Speaker 1: naked pictures to the pastor and the other deacons. This
• 56:56
  Speaker 1: what are you doing? What are you doing? You need?
• 57:02
  Speaker 1: What would you say, Tommy, that's not godly they No,
• 57:06
  Speaker 1: absolutely not, absolutely not. I mean you need to stop. Seriously,
• 57:13
  Speaker 1: you need to stop. You need to get yourself together. Okay,
• 57:16
  Speaker 1: you really need Jesus, You absolutely need Jesus. You don't
• 57:23
  Speaker 1: need to go to any more churches if it's not
• 57:26
  Speaker 1: helping you. Okay, Uh, you know, I gotta tell you,
• 57:31
  Speaker 1: like I said, get yourself together. Come on, sister, repent,
• 57:34
  Speaker 1: ask for forgiveness for what all the stuff you have
• 57:37
  Speaker 1: done before you get kicked out of this new church.
• 57:40
  Speaker 1: Because if you can, you know, if you keep doing
• 57:43
  Speaker 1: the same stuff, you're gonna kicked out until you get it.
• 57:46
  Speaker 1: And yes, the pastor can ask you not to post
• 57:49
  Speaker 1: certain things on your Facebook page if you know, if
• 57:52
  Speaker 1: they're not no matter what they are, but if they
• 57:55
  Speaker 1: don't reflect who you should be as a Christian. All right,
• 57:58
  Speaker 1: you're I agree technically with what you said, and I
• 58:07
  Speaker 1: think you were correct in what you were saying if
• 58:10
  Speaker 1: we were talking about a real situation. But this ain't real.
• 58:16
  Speaker 1: There is no way to bless this mess. The whole
• 58:20
  Speaker 1: letter screams of what the hell? Then, Stephen Sherlon, I've
• 58:27
  Speaker 1: been kicked out of my church and I need some
• 58:29
  Speaker 1: advice right there, when a person is kicked out of
• 58:33
  Speaker 1: a church, you think, oh my god, what did she do? Well?
• 58:38
  Speaker 1: Then she said it, I attend a very messy church,
• 58:42
  Speaker 1: and if you don't do things a way to the past,
• 58:44
  Speaker 1: I thought you should here call you out. So you're
• 58:46
  Speaker 1: sitting up there, it's Sunday. You don't got dressed, you
• 58:49
  Speaker 1: don't come down now. I want to bring to your attention,
• 58:55
  Speaker 1: sister parnell Or who is disruptive fos in our congregation
• 59:03
  Speaker 1: want so you have some running ends with him. You've
• 59:08
  Speaker 1: had running ends with your pastor over some stuff I
• 59:14
  Speaker 1: post on my personal Facebook page. How he knows. I
• 59:21
  Speaker 1: told him I can post what I want on my page.
• 59:24
  Speaker 1: It ain't got nothing to do with him or the church.
• 59:27
  Speaker 1: And then you said, I'm sure that the real problem
• 59:30
  Speaker 1: is it's the fact that I'm sleeping one of the deacons.
• 59:35
  Speaker 1: Because it's crazy. Wait a minute, you diagnose the problem
• 59:41
  Speaker 1: with your Facebook page. As I got so much to
• 59:46
  Speaker 1: saying this letter. This whole thing is a mess, and
• 59:49
  Speaker 1: I have a solution for it. All right, Steve, We'll
• 59:51
  Speaker 1: hang on. We'll be back with part two of your
• 59:53
  Speaker 1: response at twenty three minutes after the hour, subject of
• 59:57
  Speaker 1: today's Strawberry Letter. There's no way to bless this matter,
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 1: and we'll get back into it right after this. You're listening,
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 1: all right, Steve, Come on, let's recap today's Strawberry Letters subject.
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 1: There's no way to bless this message. This lady is
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 1: a member of a messy church here in the past
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 1: and had some running in is old stuff she posted,
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 1: he told she told him, I post what I want
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 1: on my page. Ain't got But then she diagnosed that
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 1: the reason that they having the real problem with hers
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 1: because she's sleeping one of the deacons. But then she said,
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 1: but the pastor couldn't say anything to you about you
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 1: sleeping with the deacon because everybody knows that he's having
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 1: an affair. So the pastor and I had words. Okay,
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 1: now they've had several run ins about the postings. Right
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 1: then she turned around and said, the pastor and I
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 1: had words, and I cust him out. Wow, it really
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 1: cuss your pastor out. But he's pastor that's having the
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 1: affair that fronts people out in church. So as he leads,
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 1: y'all followed. So see, since he fronts people in church,
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 1: y'all ain't got no problem fronting him. People followed like
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 1: they led. I custed him out. He excommunicated me. I
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 1: ain't care. I joined the new church. I ain't care, girl,
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 1: I wouldn't got a new church. But I was still
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 1: messing with the deacon at my old church. Then she
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 1: found out that the deacon was messing with two more
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 1: ladies that she was cool with it at the church,
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 1: and all y'all found out about each other were man.
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 1: So didn't you, being the ring leader, had helfer? You said?
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 1: I told, yeah, helper, when you messing your head, helfer,
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 1: I find I told them I would handle the deacon,
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 1: and that's just what I did. I went through my
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 1: phone found several pictures or the deacons male parts. Wait
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 1: a minute, what kind deacon is this? What church you
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 1: go to? You found some pictures of male parts and
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 1: text the pictures to the pastor and the other deacons. Now,
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 1: hold on, let me tell you something. Just being a man,
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 1: if you get a message from a woman, you go, okay,
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 1: oh right, what's up and it says, you know, download
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 1: or something like that or images, and you pop it
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 1: up and a man thing is on. Now, oh my
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 1: good lord, But we really don't know how to respond
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  Speaker 1: in either way, the happy position or the sad position.
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  Speaker 1: We don't know what to say, but we do recognize
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  Speaker 1: right away that it is not us. We're very familiar
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  Speaker 1: to us. I waited a few days and I called
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  Speaker 1: the pastor to see if the deacon was gonna be
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  Speaker 1: excommunicated like I was. So you wan't the old pastor
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  Speaker 1: that's having the affair. There's boys with his deacon board
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  Speaker 1: that you just sent a picture of your deacon lover's
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  Speaker 1: male parts to the pastor and the other deacons, and
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 1: then you called see if he gonna get excommunicated like
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  Speaker 1: I would. He told me that I was the problem. God,
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 1: we gotta got he is going up. You're the problem,
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 1: not the deacon. Where is Jesus did? She said that,
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 1: I'm marched right back up to my old church. Let's
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  Speaker 1: do this in this letter. Stop saying church. Yeah, this
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 1: is not a church. This is a gathering spot that
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  Speaker 1: has a cross hanging up in it somewhere. This is
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  Speaker 1: not a church. This is a gathering spot that has
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  Speaker 1: a cross hanging in it somewhere. This is not a church.
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  Speaker 1: This is not the Lord's house. The Lord ain't in
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 1: that shell. Is absolutely right, well, ain't o Jesus that
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  Speaker 1: you ain't mentioning the word. He a good preacher, he
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  Speaker 1: feeds us. He'll do nothing. So you went back up
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  Speaker 1: to my old church and dad the pastor to say
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  Speaker 1: anything to me saying this. The horrish deacons, the whole
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  Speaker 1: whole deacon he has found a new church. But all
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 1: the other decons was looking all scared when they saw me.
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  Speaker 1: On here she come on, she tripped. After service. Pastor
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  Speaker 1: said he would have me arrested if I came back
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  Speaker 1: here all this and he'll go of course, she said,
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  Speaker 1: do you think he has the right to do that?
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  Speaker 1: A minute? Man, you're so messy you don't even worry
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  Speaker 1: about the mess Do you think he has the right
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  Speaker 1: to do that? Have you arrested? I should be then
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 1: then then can he do that? I should be able
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  Speaker 1: to worship wherever I want to worship. Where have y'all
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 1: worshiped in this entire letter? Unless the name of this
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 1: church is Soldom and Gomorral this is city. Yeah, all right? Listen,
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• 1:06:16
  Speaker 1: and coming up at forty six after the hour, President
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 1: Trump's super Bowl commercial and did you hear part of
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 1: the new border wall got blown over by heavy wind?
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 1: We're going to talk about all of this right after
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 1: you're listening to show. President Trump's campaign plan to run
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  Speaker 1: to thirty second spots on Sunday. Um, the new ad
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 1: will talk about the president's economic record and the country's
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 1: low unemployment rate in front of the largest TV audience
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  Speaker 1: all year. Trump campaign spent around ten million on the
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  Speaker 1: national spot to air during the Super Bowl. What is it? Uh?
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 1: Five million for thirty seconds? You know? Democratic candidate Mike
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 1: Bloomberg will air a sixty second spot during the Super
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  Speaker 1: Bowl about gun violent Um. So there you have it.
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  Speaker 1: Oh and in other news, part of the new border
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 1: wall section got blown over by wind? Uh Customs of Protection. Huh.
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 1: Mike Bloomberg has real money million, He's a billionaire for real.
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 1: He's looking better too, at least his commercials. Yeah, I
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 1: really do part part of it. Like I was saying,
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 1: part of the new border wall section got blown over
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 1: by wind. Customs and Border Protection. Uh. They say a
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  Speaker 1: newly installed section of border wall in California fell over
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 1: in the high winds. It was high winds. Uh. The
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 1: wall had recently been put into a new concrete foundation.
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 1: When the wind in MEXICALI blew the wall over onto
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 1: the trees on the Mexican side plate. So if the
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 1: wind can blow the wall down, where happened, if four
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 1: people climb up, huff and out puff, she took that
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  Speaker 1: and put it down on that wall. Commercial. Can you
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 1: imagine you're trying to cross the border and you see
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 1: the wall come down. That's like a gift from God.
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 1: Oh wait a minute, y'all, Wait a minute, y'all, No
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 1: this way right. I do not understand how the Southern
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 1: Christian Evangelicals support Donald Trump. That is the craziest thing
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 1: I do. There is racist as anybody on the face
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 1: of the earth. That's just my opinion. They hate gaze, blacks,
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 1: anybody that's different from them, and that to me, that's
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 1: racist when you hate and exactly what it is. Yeah,
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 1: this is they say. Some of the most segregated places
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 1: in the world are those churches on Sunday. I mean
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 1: they women who are getting abortion, lesbians, They hate all that,
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 1: they hate it all. Yeah. So and Trump rallies that
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 1: so they're gonna vote for Trump. Yeah, I understand, I
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 1: get it. That's really all right. Well, coming up at
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  Speaker 1: the top of the hour, Pempin is here and guess
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 1: what he's in Miami too. Super Bowl countdown continues on
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  Speaker 1: the Steve Harvey Morning Show right after this. You're listening
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  Speaker 1: to Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, ladies and gentlemen,
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 1: he is here's live from Old Yeah, live from Miami.
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  Speaker 1: All right, super Bowl fifty four San Francisco forty nine
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 1: is versus the Kansas City was it was in? It
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  Speaker 1: was in? What's going on? Then? Handing to pimping? Oh man, Junior? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: what's up with you? Boy? Man? I'm good man? You
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 1: down at the super Bowl? Oh yeah, I'm down. Heah,
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 1: you little one. It's only crying down here. Man. It's strong.
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 1: You're strong now him? Man? Everything ain't hey, ain't something? Shirley? Hello, Pemphing,
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  Speaker 1: how you doing? Almost? Sure? Showing like your boys? You know,
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  Speaker 1: you know he's disrespectable of nothing to the Mexican dude. Man,
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  Speaker 1: your boys black, I'm pretty sure you thinking. Ain't was something? Chocolate?
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  Speaker 1: What's happening in? Pimping you down? And in my down
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  Speaker 1: here letting them hamp me. You know he wasn't happening.
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  Speaker 1: What what what? What is that you got on? Pimp?
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 1: What is that? Man? My Miami though? So just a combination.
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 1: Listen to me close because a lot of people you
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 1: can't guess this. The coat it's made out of palm
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  Speaker 1: tree leads now and the pockets, the cuffs and the
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  Speaker 1: color one hundred percent saying hey, amen, let me Jason Man.
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  Speaker 1: When my sister made this, I said him, Now come on,
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  Speaker 1: Pip came man, my sister consoul saying on that car,
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 1: I said, girl, I got to head it. So I'm
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  Speaker 1: down here in Miami doing it right. You know what
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  Speaker 1: I'm saying. See, I'm I'm I'm a situation pimp. You
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  Speaker 1: know what I'm saying. I've never heard of that before time.
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  Speaker 1: I know you ain't. That's because you just only one.
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  Speaker 1: What does that mean? You know? I take advantage of situations,
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  Speaker 1: you know, make the best out of it. You know
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  Speaker 1: what I'm saying, Like like, okay, like just give me
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  Speaker 1: a situation. I show you on the just any situation.
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  Speaker 1: Watch watching super Bowl. Super Bowl. I'm here at the game,
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  Speaker 1: but I ain't bought no ticket, but I'm getting in.
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  Speaker 1: See that's pimp the game. Okay, that's how do it.
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  Speaker 1: That's how I do it. You know. Okay, do you
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  Speaker 1: have reservations for a hotel? No? No, no, but I'm
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 1: sleeping every night. I got no reservations from no hotel.
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  Speaker 1: I'm in. I'm in the room. Yeah, I don't. I
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 1: don't think pimp make reservations. When I showed up in
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 1: this outfit, it looked like I'm posted to being the room.
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  Speaker 1: And all I do is walk down the hallway and
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  Speaker 1: when the maid open the door, I excuse me. I
• 1:13:05
  Speaker 1: got in and say, hey, can I have some privacy please?
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 1: I use the bathroom when she go out? And this
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 1: is my room? Are you invited to all the parties
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 1: and stuff like that? I don't know. I don't know
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  Speaker 1: I'm inviting. I'm gonna be there tipping the game. I love.
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  Speaker 1: I walk up to the dope and I and I
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  Speaker 1: let this butter scotch come off my tongue. You got
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  Speaker 1: scold this, you got ain't you gotta pick the super
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  Speaker 1: guy pipping? I don't dunk. I don't kill killing about that.
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  Speaker 1: Ain't down here for that man for the nine chiefs?
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  Speaker 1: What I can ain't for Kansas City, Austin Francisco. That
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  Speaker 1: is feminine situation. Yeah, and whoever win, who being the
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  Speaker 1: victory party with their colors on? All right? Coming up
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  Speaker 1: more music March running topics and some headlines. And twenty
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  Speaker 1: minutes after the hour, right after this, you're listening to
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  Speaker 1: stew All. Right. Uh so, Junior, you had a question
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 1: Pep before you said you was going to the victory
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  Speaker 1: party whatever team? Yeah, yeah, Junior, what is your rushing for?
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  Speaker 1: Just saying you got to voice? You just need to
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  Speaker 1: get to the speed. You're too fast, slow down. J
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  Speaker 1: Pippin cast is hard man. No, man, you're just rushing.
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  Speaker 1: You got to voice. I should have said it, pimp.
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  Speaker 1: I'm going to say it right, shirt, I got I
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  Speaker 1: got what you go ahead, all right, pimp, And you're
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  Speaker 1: going to the victory party. You know what You're gonna
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  Speaker 1: wait up to the victory party. Whoever win the game? Well,
• 1:14:57
  Speaker 1: see it's easy out. I didn't pilp the situation, okay.
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  Speaker 1: See the San Francisco colors is red and white. We
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  Speaker 1: gold on it. The Kansas City Chiefs is red and white.
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  Speaker 1: So I just got one outfit made. It's red and white. Now,
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  Speaker 1: if the forty nine is when it, I'm gonna wear
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  Speaker 1: some gold framed glasses. If the chiefs win, I don't
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  Speaker 1: wear no glasses. So appreciate you asked me, Julie from
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 1: now and just take your time, all right, thank you. Pema. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: don't run. I just get excited when you walk in Pampa.
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  Speaker 1: I can't help himps don't run, pimp try all right.
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  Speaker 1: We'll have more of the Sea Harvey Morning Show coming
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  Speaker 1: up and some trending news at thirty three minutes after
• 1:15:58
  Speaker 1: the hour. Right after this you're listening show. Well, everybody's
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  Speaker 1: really excited to see Jennifer Lopez and Shakira perform at
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  Speaker 1: the PEPSI Super Bowl fifty four half time show. Perfect pairing,
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  Speaker 1: considering Miami, Aka is called the capital of Latin America,
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  Speaker 1: and you know we all love us that Miami. Steve
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 1: is there right now. Uh, Steven got to ask you,
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  Speaker 1: what's your favorite memory about the city of Miami. What
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  Speaker 1: what you can't do that's wrong? Say that that's really
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  Speaker 1: my favorite And I'm going to share my favorite memory
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  Speaker 1: of my Fami. Ain't got nothing doing top Bowl super Bowl.
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  Speaker 1: There's nothing you can say. I ain't got nothing to
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  Speaker 1: say about my heavy he man, I'm no good. Hell,
• 1:17:12
  Speaker 1: well you didn't just ask me, man, matter have no
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  Speaker 1: memories out my amy? He said, what what? I wasn't
• 1:17:34
  Speaker 1: trying to shock you anything? That did it? Right there?
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  Speaker 1: This was he hings A comedy was down hill and
• 1:17:47
  Speaker 1: and comedy was never mentioned nothing. I'm not even played with.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yea hear that? Listen? Yeah, yeah, that's the theme song. Boy,
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  Speaker 1: feel colin. What you're doing, man, you hit a little
• 1:18:19
  Speaker 1: dupe into Yeah, that's what I was drill. I was
• 1:18:29
  Speaker 1: drilled in Miami. Oh this James almost man. Yeah, we'll
• 1:18:45
  Speaker 1: just play this song so Steve can't tell us anything.
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  Speaker 1: All right, coming up, Last Break of the Day on
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  Speaker 1: this Friday before the super Bowl this Sunday, and then
• 1:18:55
  Speaker 1: we'll have some closing remarks from the one and only
• 1:18:58
  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey at forty nine minutes after right after this,
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  Speaker 1: you're listening to the show, all right, here we are
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  Speaker 1: last break of the day. It is the last break
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  Speaker 1: of Yes, thank you, see job James, Jay, don't mess
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  Speaker 1: run and lose your job, you though, right? All right,
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  Speaker 1: last break of the day. It's the last break of
• 1:19:33
  Speaker 1: the day. Wow, that was Come on, Jay, is something
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  Speaker 1: wrong we need to talk about, all right. And and
• 1:19:51
  Speaker 1: it's the last Friday before the Super Bowl. Steve is
• 1:19:53
  Speaker 1: already in Miami for the Big Game this Sunday, forty
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  Speaker 1: nine Ers and the Kansas City Chiefs. Wow here we are, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: all right, closing remarks. You know, this week right here
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  Speaker 1: for many people has been a tough week, man, It
• 1:20:18
  Speaker 1: really really has. I was doing first take, and I
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  Speaker 1: was talking with my brother stephen A, and I just
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  Speaker 1: put my mom around there because I could feel that
• 1:20:29
  Speaker 1: he was heavy. I said, hanging there, man, he's just
• 1:20:32
  Speaker 1: been a rough week, man, because you know, he's in sports,
• 1:20:37
  Speaker 1: and he's had to talk about this situation, the passing
• 1:20:41
  Speaker 1: of Kobe, his daughter and all those other people on
• 1:20:45
  Speaker 1: that helicopter, and he's had to talk about it and
• 1:20:49
  Speaker 1: give his take on it on every interview, every show,
• 1:20:53
  Speaker 1: every morning. And I could just I've known stephen A
• 1:20:57
  Speaker 1: for a while and I could just feel how heavy
• 1:20:59
  Speaker 1: he was. I put my arm around him. I said,
• 1:21:02
  Speaker 1: hanging there, man. He says, been a rough week, brother,
• 1:21:06
  Speaker 1: And he said in a tone that's not the normal
• 1:21:09
  Speaker 1: stephen A Smith tone. And Molly was giving on first
• 1:21:14
  Speaker 1: take A she was reading what Vanessa Bryant had issued
• 1:21:23
  Speaker 1: her first statement, and Molly cried through that whole thing,
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  Speaker 1: and it just brought to mind that for a lot
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  Speaker 1: of people who knew him and just knew of him,
• 1:21:40
  Speaker 1: who respected him, who he gave enjoyment to, who he entertained,
• 1:21:46
  Speaker 1: who people bet on, or all of the things, it
• 1:21:52
  Speaker 1: was a tough week for a lot of people. But
• 1:21:55
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna say something that I understand. I'm sixty three
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  Speaker 1: years old. I have survived and seen in my lifetime
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  Speaker 1: a lot of major deaths, and they all had a
• 1:22:10
  Speaker 1: certain impact. And I watched it over the years, and
• 1:22:16
  Speaker 1: the first major death that I saw was when President
• 1:22:22
  Speaker 1: Kennedy was killed. And I came home and I saw
• 1:22:26
  Speaker 1: my mother ironing and she was crying, and I said,
• 1:22:30
  Speaker 1: I asked my mama why she was crying. He said, baby,
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  Speaker 1: they killed President Kennedy. I'm pretty young, so I don't
• 1:22:36
  Speaker 1: really understand this, and I said, down. It was on
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  Speaker 1: the news, and I watched it with him. It had
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  Speaker 1: a little impact on me. At eleven years old, I
• 1:22:48
  Speaker 1: came home and I found out that they had killed
• 1:22:52
  Speaker 1: Martin Luther King. This was the most impactful death of
• 1:22:57
  Speaker 1: my life at the time. And it was the most
• 1:23:00
  Speaker 1: impactful death for years and years and years to come.
• 1:23:04
  Speaker 1: But when mar Luther King died, the the the anger
• 1:23:11
  Speaker 1: and the hurt in the African American community set every
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  Speaker 1: major city ablaze because the people who were so oppressed
• 1:23:22
  Speaker 1: had no way to project their angle, not with voting
• 1:23:26
  Speaker 1: or anything. Y'all killed mar and Luther King. We're gonna
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  Speaker 1: burn these cities down. And then I kept living, and
• 1:23:33
  Speaker 1: we lost some other people, and we lost some more people,
• 1:23:37
  Speaker 1: and then some more significant people passed, and I've seen
• 1:23:41
  Speaker 1: all of them. When Michael Jackson passed, I know exactly
• 1:23:44
  Speaker 1: where I was when I got the news, and the
• 1:23:47
  Speaker 1: reaction to his death was major. We all were together
• 1:23:51
  Speaker 1: when we got the news that Prince had died, and
• 1:23:54
  Speaker 1: I watched how they handled the death of Prince, and
• 1:23:58
  Speaker 1: the London Bridge purple. Vic Ben Bush Khalifa in Dubai
• 1:24:03
  Speaker 1: went purple, the Eiffel Tower went purple, the Empire State
• 1:24:06
  Speaker 1: Building went purple. Two countries got together and shine lights
• 1:24:10
  Speaker 1: on Niagara Falls. The Niagara Falls went purple. This boy
• 1:24:13
  Speaker 1: was major. Mohammed Ali died, but because of his age
• 1:24:19
  Speaker 1: and his illness, he was singlely the greatest and most
• 1:24:24
  Speaker 1: impactful sports figure to ever pass in the history of
• 1:24:30
  Speaker 1: the world to my knowledge, but in my lifetime clearly
• 1:24:34
  Speaker 1: Martin Luth excuse me, Mohammed Ali's passing was that major,
• 1:24:40
  Speaker 1: but he was sick, and people kind of and he
• 1:24:43
  Speaker 1: was older. When Kobe passed, it was so shocking with
• 1:24:52
  Speaker 1: the way he passed, the age, his daughter on the
• 1:24:57
  Speaker 1: plane and all those other people. Because of social media
• 1:25:04
  Speaker 1: and because this young brother was such an icon in
• 1:25:08
  Speaker 1: this age of technology and everything, the impact of his
• 1:25:14
  Speaker 1: passing has had a huge impact. I've never in my
• 1:25:19
  Speaker 1: life gotten more calls for more men to say I
• 1:25:23
  Speaker 1: love you, brother. I just wanted to call you and
• 1:25:26
  Speaker 1: tell you I loved you. When God called that man
• 1:25:30
  Speaker 1: home and those other people, if he intended for us
• 1:25:35
  Speaker 1: to get the message that life is precious, that every
• 1:25:40
  Speaker 1: time should be cherished. If that was one of the
• 1:25:43
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