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2 Maccabees Chapter 10: Bible Study by Atheists · Sacrilegious Discourse - Bible Study for Atheists

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[SPEAKER_01]: I've been.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Wife.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Do you know what we're doing today?
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[SPEAKER_01]: Well, the last time we read the regular Bible or rather sort of the regular Bible.
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[SPEAKER_01]: The pseudo regular Bible.
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[SPEAKER_01]: The pseudo regular Bible.
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[SPEAKER_05]: The somewhat regular.
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[SPEAKER_01]: The somewhat.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, so we were reading, we were reading second macabees, which is in the Catholic Bible and the Greek Orthodox and all that.
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[SPEAKER_01]: So it is some people's regular Bible, but not everybody.
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[SPEAKER_05]: It's not like what we think of when we say the Bible.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Right, right.
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[SPEAKER_01]: And we were in chapter nine.
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[SPEAKER_05]: We were a second macabre.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, second macabre is yes.
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[SPEAKER_01]: And in that chapter, we had an entire castide.
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[SPEAKER_01]: But he didn't just die.
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[SPEAKER_05]: He didn't just die.
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[SPEAKER_01]: He died terribly.
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[SPEAKER_01]: It was kind of a comedy, but gloating bowels, worms, rotting flesh, I mean it was cool.
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[SPEAKER_05]: And we both said it was, but then you went bad and I went comfortable, but it was pretty horny.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Right.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Right.
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[SPEAKER_01]: And in this midst of him dying horribly, he decided that the Jewish people's God was just, he'd just all right by him.
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[SPEAKER_01]: And so this is according to second macabee's chapter nine of course.
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[SPEAKER_05]: I couldn't teach her this is I have worms y'all weigh rules.
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[SPEAKER_01]: But we we spend a lot of time calling bullshit on the whole story.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, yeah.
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[SPEAKER_01]: So, but that's basically what happened last time.
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[SPEAKER_01]: So that was second macabee's chapter nine, which means that today we're doing second macadudos chapter 10.
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[SPEAKER_01]: All right.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Let's do this.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Sure, fuck will.
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[SPEAKER_05]: All right, we're huffing in, just like a macadoodle.
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[SPEAKER_03]: All right.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Chapter 10.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Yes.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Which means after this, we'll be doing a Q&A over chapters six through 10.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
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[SPEAKER_05]: And then after that, there's only 15 chapters.
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[SPEAKER_01]: We kind of needed that Q&A because like, I mean,
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[SPEAKER_01]: We had, this is the first time we're doing an actual regular episode in over a week.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_01]: So like it'd be a nice to have a refresh anyway.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Before we get into the last five of them.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Well, no six, I guess they're six to end.
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[SPEAKER_01]: It's just 16 chapters, I think.
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[SPEAKER_01]: 15.
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[SPEAKER_01]: 15.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
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[SPEAKER_05]: That's what I was saying.
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[SPEAKER_05]: I just literally said that.
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[SPEAKER_01]: How is wrong?
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[SPEAKER_01]: You were right.
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[SPEAKER_01]: You, you know better than I do.
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[SPEAKER_05]: You weren't listening to me.
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[SPEAKER_01]: that's that happened to Kasia that happens often.
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[SPEAKER_05]: I can always tell when I say a fact and you just roll right over it and then just say something that contradicts what I just said or when I say a joke and you don't laugh and I know that you would think it was funny.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Right.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Then I know you're not listening to me.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Sometimes when you go,
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[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, but sometimes I am sometimes not always right now you are now you are all right.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Are you ready for this chapter 10.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I'm ready.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Okay, then then I'm macabre yes, okay, and those who were with him the Lord leading them on after after Anteic has brought into that.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, okay
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[SPEAKER_05]: recovered the temple in the city.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Oh boy.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Oh boy.
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[SPEAKER_05]: They pulled down the altars that had been built in the market place by the foreigners and also the sacred enclosures.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Okay.
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[SPEAKER_05]: They pulled all that shit down.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, having cleansed the sanctuary.
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[SPEAKER_05]: They made use bleach.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Well, they used blessed oil and moderate stock, okay.
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[SPEAKER_05]: They didn't just clean it like clean up the mess of having tore it down.
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[SPEAKER_05]: They like spiritually cleansed it.
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[SPEAKER_01]: So they spot our blood then probably.
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[SPEAKER_05]: having cleansed the sanctuary.
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[SPEAKER_05]: They made another altar of sacrifice.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
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[SPEAKER_05]: So they cleaned it to dirty it.
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[SPEAKER_05]: But as we do every time we make dinner, the kitchen.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Got clean the kitchen just so that you can cook dinner and do it up again.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I mean, you gotta be able to spot it that blood correctly in that room.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I mean, it's no good if it's spotted on the the northeast wall when it should be on the north wall.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_01]: You know, that doesn't count.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_01]: So
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[SPEAKER_05]: Strike and flint and start in the fire.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I'm sorry, what?
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[SPEAKER_05]: Strike and flint.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Strike and flint.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Strike and flint.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, you have to say those words, like you can actually understand what they are.
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[SPEAKER_05]: I wanted to do a western because they strike and flint.
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[SPEAKER_05]: I immediately go cowboy.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I couldn't couldn't understand what you said there.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Strike and flint.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Start in the fire.
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[SPEAKER_01]: That's, that's, you don't say fire.
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[SPEAKER_01]: No, you know, I'm tracking a strike and sounds like stracking.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know what the fuck a stracking is, but it sounds like a crack and with an S problem.
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[SPEAKER_05]: No, he's struck in a flint and start in a fire.
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[SPEAKER_05]: They offered sacrifices after they had ceased for two years burned incense, lit lamps, and set out the show bread.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Hmm, I have that show bread.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I would like to remember that whole section about show bread.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Yes, that was funny.
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[SPEAKER_05]: I forgot about that.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Your show bread.
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[SPEAKER_05]: There's the bread you eat, and then there's the bread you show.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Oh, I think we compared it to like the front living room that the old grandparent right.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, yeah, yeah, that the sitting room the sitting room because that's all you're allowed to do But if you're a kid you're not even allowed to sit fuck a sitting room fuck a sitting room.
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[SPEAKER_01]: No offense if you've got a sitting
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[SPEAKER_05]: I mean, honestly, a little bit of offensively going because why?
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[SPEAKER_05]: Why do you have a broom that you can't do anything in?
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[SPEAKER_01]: Just walk through it occasionally and ruffle something up.
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[SPEAKER_05]: It's too much room.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Because it means ruffle up a little bit.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Look, I'm sorry, but in this economy, you don't be allowed to have a sitting well.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, you got to rent that out.
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[SPEAKER_05]: or turn it into an office or an extra bedroom like a useful purpose.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Don't just have it be where you keep your fucking curio cabinet full of yod rows.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Fuck sits in this day and age.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Nobody sets.
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[SPEAKER_05]: When they had done these things, they felt prostrate and implored the Lord, and implored the Lord, and implored it, and implored it, and implored it, and implored it, and implored it, and implored it, and implored it, and implored it, and implored it, and implored it, and implored it, and implored it, and implored it, and implored it, and implored it, and implored it, and implored it, and implored it, and implored it, and implored it, and implored it, and implored it, and implored it, and implored it, and implored it, and implored it, implored it, and implored it, implored it, and implored it, implored it, implored it, implored it, implored it, implored it, implored it, implored it, implored it, implored it, implored it, implored it, implored it, implored it,
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[SPEAKER_05]: So they're like, please stop being mean to us and please, even if we fuck up again, please don't be mean to us ever again.
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[SPEAKER_05]: We can't handle this.
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[SPEAKER_01]: We've already covered this.
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[SPEAKER_01]: This doesn't work out well for them.
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[SPEAKER_05]: It doesn't.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Like, please, we are going to fuck up.
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[SPEAKER_05]: We just do.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Right.
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[SPEAKER_05]: We will.
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[SPEAKER_05]: We're human and we will, but that.
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[SPEAKER_05]: we really are into self-defeat and picking wars with our neighbors.
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[SPEAKER_05]: So we're gonna buck up, but when that happens, please give us a pre-emptive pardon.
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[SPEAKER_01]: It's the same theme through our history.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Like, God gets credit for all the good shit and then we get all the credit for all the bad shit.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Like, humans obviously fuck it all up and then God gets all the credit for the good shit.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Obviously, we're not gonna get ourselves credit.
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[SPEAKER_01]: We're not capable of all that.
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[SPEAKER_01]: We're not capable of all that.
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[SPEAKER_05]: We didn't go to medical school.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Not dead.
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[SPEAKER_01]: It just pisses me.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I don't.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I'm not down with that.
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[SPEAKER_05]: You are not an artist.
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[SPEAKER_05]: You can't make pretty art.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Such a depressive way to look at life, right?
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[SPEAKER_01]: Like you did all the shit and got fixed at all.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Your piece of shit, your worthless scum.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Nothing you can do will ever be good.
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[SPEAKER_01]: You can't even find your fucking keys.
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[SPEAKER_05]: And...
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[SPEAKER_05]: No, you can't, and moreover, like, your next question is, why bother?
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[SPEAKER_05]: I guess I should kill myself.
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[SPEAKER_05]: I gotcha, you're not even allowed to do that.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Boom!
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[SPEAKER_05]: Like, wow, what can I do?
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[SPEAKER_05]: What can't just live, but why?
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[SPEAKER_05]: What for?
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[SPEAKER_05]: I suck, I suck at everything you told me so.
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[SPEAKER_01]: No, it's been, that's just that there's so much beauty in life as it stands without a God.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_01]: There's so much that is out there that's able to be experienced that is not requiring of a God.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Look, I got enough self-hatred.
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[SPEAKER_05]: I don't need to be thinking of fucking magical being out there loading it on, too, you know?
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[SPEAKER_05]: Let me work through my own shit, God.
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[SPEAKER_05]: And if you're not going to extend that magical grace that people always talk about grace, like, you are beautiful, you are good, you are kind, like, no, you don't ever hear about that.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, God's just a dick.
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[SPEAKER_05]: God's a dick.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Now, on the same day that Sanctuary was profined by foreigners upon that very day, it was only a day that they did it enough.
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[SPEAKER_05]: It came to pass that the sanctuary was cleansed even on the 25th day at the same month, which is Chislev.
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[SPEAKER_01]: They, this all happened in a day.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Apparently this weird.
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[SPEAKER_05]: They observed eight days with gladness in the manner of the feast of tabernacles.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Remembering how not long before during the feast of tabernacles, they were wandering in the mountains and in the caves like wild animals.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Remember, remember, kind of.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Therefore, carrying wands with leaves and beautiful branches and palm fronds also, they offered up hymns of Thanksgiving to him who had successfully brought to past the cleansing of his own place.
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[SPEAKER_05]: How they do Hanukkah with like the fronds and the yeah, I think they're describing Hanukkah Yes, like they're talking about eight days and yeah, I thought it was a crazy night, but I mean, you know, so Don't be all Adam Sandler.
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[SPEAKER_05]: He doesn't get to own Judaism They were deemed also with the public statute and decree for all the nation of the Jews that they should observe these days every year That's why they're called eight crazy nights.
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[SPEAKER_05]: I guess yeah, eight crazy nights
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[SPEAKER_05]: Such were the events of the end of Antiochus who was called epiphany's.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Now we will declare what came to pass under Antiochus Yupator who proved himself a son of that own godly man, and will summarize the main evils of the wars.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Yupator, never, he was
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[SPEAKER_01]: he was a guy that followed in tirecass, you know, the epiphany.
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[SPEAKER_05]: But you know what, he wasn't as bad.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Not, I mean, he was bad, but the right.
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[SPEAKER_05]: And, and tirecass epiphanys was the OG villain.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Right.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_01]: And then he, I mean, he, he, he routed away.
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[SPEAKER_05]: You put to where was merely bad.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
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[UNKNOWN]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_05]: For this man, when he succeeded to the kingdom appointed one Lycius to be chancellor and supreme governor of Cole Seria and Phoenicia.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
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[SPEAKER_05]: For Tullimi, he's the Egypt guy who was called Macron, setting an example of observing justice toward the Jews because of the wrong that had been done to them endeavored to deal with them on peaceful terms.
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[SPEAKER_05]: So Egypt is like, let's just, you know, if it's yellow, let it mellow, if it's brown, flush it down.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Right?
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[SPEAKER_05]: He's like, let's, I don't know.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Alright, let's just deal with them.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Whatever.
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[SPEAKER_05]: We got Rome to deal with.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Sure.
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[SPEAKER_05]: And Rome is like, fuck everybody and everything.
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[SPEAKER_05]: We're taking it all.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Well, during this time frame, they were still writing nice letters to the Jewish people anyway.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_05]: We're upon being accused by the King's friends before you, Patoor, and hearing himself called Trader at every turn because he had a band in Cyprus, which Philometer had entrusted him and had withdrawn himself to Antiochus Epiphany's and failing to uphold the honor of his office, he took poison and did away with himself.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Who did?
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[SPEAKER_05]: Who killed himself?
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[SPEAKER_05]: Being accused by the King's friends before youitor, nearing himself called traitor at every turn, because he had abandoned Cyprus.
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[SPEAKER_01]: But who was this?
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[SPEAKER_05]: Um, told me it sounds like.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, really?
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[SPEAKER_05]: And have withdrawn himself to an tiger kiss and failing to uphold the honor of his office.
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[SPEAKER_05]: He took poison.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Hmm.
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[SPEAKER_05]: It's what it sounds like.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Okay, okay.
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[SPEAKER_05]: I think told me.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I don't recall that.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Did himself in me?
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[SPEAKER_01]: All right, well whatever.
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[SPEAKER_05]: I don't know.
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[SPEAKER_05]: But when Gorgias or Gorgias or Gorgias, I think we decided to call him Gorgias because it's the most fun.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Why not?
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[SPEAKER_05]: When Gorgias was made governor of the district, he maintained a force of mercenaries and at every turn, kept up war with the Jews.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Together with him, the I-Due Mayans also, being masters of important strongholds harassed the Jews.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Okay.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Fuckin' I-Due Mayans.
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[SPEAKER_05]: and received those who had taken refuge from Jerusalem, they endeavored to keep up the war.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Got to love a good war.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I mean, it is perfect.
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[SPEAKER_01]: President does love a good war apparently.
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[SPEAKER_01]: It is even, even though we got the FIFA piece thing.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, it is, yeah, it is profitable.
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[SPEAKER_05]: But Macabee has sent his men having made solemn supplication and having implored God to fight on their side, rushed upon the strongholds of the arguments.
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[SPEAKER_05]: There you go.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Assulting them vigorously, they took control of the positions and kept off all who fought upon the wall and killed those whom they encountered killing no fewer than 20,000.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Don't know what assaulting them slowly would look like.
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[SPEAKER_01]: the post of vigorously.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Oh yeah.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Vigorous doesn't mean fast.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Vigorous means hard core-ish.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Sure.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Wait.
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[SPEAKER_01]: But I would just think like what?
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[SPEAKER_01]: What would like a salty them the opposite of vigorously look like?
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[SPEAKER_01]: That's all.
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[SPEAKER_05]: I mean yeah with lack of energy without enthusiasm.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Lacking them and bigger let's go get them all knocked down at the worst Kill them and kill fucking eyeballs like such a mess killing is hard
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[SPEAKER_05]: Because no fewer than 9,000 had fled into two very strong towers, having everything needed for a siege, Macabees having left Simon and Joseph, and also Zekayas and those who were with him, a force sufficient to besiege them.
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[SPEAKER_05]: departed himself to places where he was most needed, but Simon and those who were with him yielding to covetousness were bride by some of those who were in the tower.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Oh damn.
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[SPEAKER_05]: I hate it when you succumb to bride.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Right, yeah.
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[SPEAKER_05]: And receiving 70,000 drop moths let some of them slip away.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Mean, give me 70,000 drop moths and I don't even know what I got, so.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Could you be bribed to let in some bad guys to kill your entire fucking neighborhood?
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[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, that's crazy.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Country or?
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[SPEAKER_01]: No.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_05]: I don't know.
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[SPEAKER_01]: But I would imagine that they weren't just bribed, they were also threatened and like they were at the mercy of somebody because like you don't just like let somebody even for a bribe Kill people unless you're just a worthless human being.
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[SPEAKER_05]: I mean our politicians do it all the time.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Sure.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I guess you're right, but they are useless human being.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I'm just saying I feel like maybe they were outnumbered at least you know like there had to be some other driving force there, too
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[SPEAKER_01]: You think maybe maybe that maybe I'm wrong.
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[SPEAKER_05]: I'm I feel like maybe it was just a bribe I feel like you want to like Simon for some reason because his name is Simon I mean like Simon says and you're like oh Simon says no I don't particularly need to like him.
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[SPEAKER_05]: I just I feel like there had to be some of the driving force I don't okay I have zero faith in men though, so
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[SPEAKER_01]: Humanity.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Humanity in general, but men in particular, if I'm being honest, sorry.
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[SPEAKER_05]: I know that's probably sexist, but also the majority of violence does come from men.
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[SPEAKER_05]: So, you know, I said what I said.
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[SPEAKER_05]: What, why are you staring at me?
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[SPEAKER_01]: Nothing.
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[SPEAKER_05]: You know what I'm saying is true.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I didn't say it wasn't.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Don't not all men me.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I didn't say that.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Okay.
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[SPEAKER_05]: I just, it's true.
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[SPEAKER_05]: So anyways, but when word was brought to macabees of what was done, he gathered the leaders of the people together and accused those men of having sold their kindred for money by setting their enemies free to fight against them.
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[SPEAKER_05]: So he killed those man for having turned traitors and immediately took possession of the two towers.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Okay.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Prospering with his weapons and everything he undertook, he destroyed more than 20,000 in the two strongholds.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Damn.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Johnny Thousand is a lot.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Right, dude.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Now Timothy is who had been defeated by the Jews before, having gathered together for enforcers in great multitudes, and having collected the cavalry which belonged to Asia, not a few, came as though he would take Judea by force of weapons.
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[SPEAKER_05]: But as he drew an ear, Macabee isn't his men sprinkled dirt on their heads and girded their loins with sackcloth, and with supplication to God, okay.
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[SPEAKER_01]: You know, I should do that.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Sure.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Start be throwing the hand.
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[SPEAKER_05]: I mean, that dirt did like, yeah, dirt and loin, gird your loins.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Sure.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, pull up your bridges.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I'm sure this works out well.
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[SPEAKER_05]: falling down upon the step in front of the altar, implored him to become gracious to them and be an enemy to their enemies and an adversary to their adversaries as the Lord decrees.
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[SPEAKER_01]: It's a weird thing to think of a God that runs that rules, that is in charge of that and created the entire universe, chooses sides and becomes
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[SPEAKER_01]: the enemy of somebody he created.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Well, these are not part of the original that he is more partial to.
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[SPEAKER_01]: It just, it doesn't, it doesn't quite work in my brain.
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[SPEAKER_05]: It doesn't work in my eyes.
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[SPEAKER_01]: You created everything, dude.
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[SPEAKER_01]: You created everything, right?
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[SPEAKER_01]: So all of this is yours, all of it is your undertaking and so every roadblock you've ever put up is your roadblock that you put up, every person that you've ever killed is your person that you killed, you you made them and you destroyed them and you you're you're playing war with humans essentially yeah you're you got your green army men and you're making them go
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[SPEAKER_05]: Bill, Bill, let's pretend, let's pretend for the sake of argument.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Let's pretend that not just God, but God's are real.
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[SPEAKER_05]: As the Bible would have us believe from early days, right, that there was not just God, but God.
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[SPEAKER_01]: God wants to believe they were real, but they were couched much more in that sense.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Other than the original Genesis story where
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[SPEAKER_01]: God, God created everything.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Okay, but God's we're obviously believe there.
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[SPEAKER_05]: There was more than one in the early days of Bible.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Okay, regional gods.
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[SPEAKER_05]: So let's pretend for the sake of argument that regional gods weren't just believed to be real, but we're real.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Sure.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Okay.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Okay.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Okay.
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[SPEAKER_05]: So.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Yahweh created his own little Israelite group, right?
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[SPEAKER_05]: And then all of the other gods, whose names I completely forget now, they created their own little bits of people over here and over there and share a poll and fuck Christmas trees and, you know, that kind of stuff.
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[SPEAKER_05]: All those Egyptian gods.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Oh, those Egyptian gods have been in the Greek ones like, yeah,
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[SPEAKER_05]: All those little regional gods right each one is in charge of its own little forest right or desert or what the fuck ever.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Okay.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Now when they each bump into each other or run into each other.
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[SPEAKER_05]: That's where we get the clashes of the clans and clashes of gods.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
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[SPEAKER_05]: And so when you say God created everybody, he didn't though.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Y'all wait only just made his people.
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[SPEAKER_05]: And to me, that is evidenced by how after Adam and Eve,
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[SPEAKER_05]: Adam and Eve's kids, like they fucked people from a neighborhood.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Next door, a neighboring neighborhood.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Sure.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Otherwise, there could be no people because I'm sorry, but that didn't work, right?
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[SPEAKER_05]: And I'm trying to extend grace to your God exists.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Your God exists only if all the other ones did too.
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[SPEAKER_05]: and your god made your neighborhood and other gods made other.
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[SPEAKER_05]: So let's let's see mole-like or what the fuck ever or ball all right made the other neighborhoods.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Right.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Okay.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_05]: So then King goes into the land of not neighborhood and fucks a lot and that's how we get all the grandkids and stuff.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Sure.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Right.
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[SPEAKER_05]: So when y'all
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[SPEAKER_05]: my people, my people, my people.
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[SPEAKER_05]: He literally is only talking about his neighborhood that he made.
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[SPEAKER_05]: And so when you say he made everything, how is he picking sides?
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[SPEAKER_05]: He's not picking sides.
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[SPEAKER_05]: He's only picking his fucking neighborhood.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I hear you, except for the, you know, the, according to the Bible, you know, the old testament, he created all the fish and the sea and all the birds in the sky.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Only the ones in the sky and the stars and the universe.
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[SPEAKER_05]: That was their old world and so I'm just, I'm trying to make it work in my brain and in my brain.
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[SPEAKER_05]: God y'all way.
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[SPEAKER_05]: I'm not even gonna calm God.
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[SPEAKER_05]: I'm gonna calm y'all way, okay?
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[SPEAKER_05]: Y'all way made only those fishes in his little neighborhood Got it.
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[SPEAKER_05]: He didn't make all the ones on the whole planet.
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[SPEAKER_05]: That is evidence by the fact that he didn't even know the planet was a planet.
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[SPEAKER_05]: He didn't even know
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[SPEAKER_05]: There were other neighborhoods.
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[SPEAKER_01]: So really, he is a dick.
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[SPEAKER_01]: He just conquered all the other.
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[SPEAKER_01]: He's trying to conquer all the other of God.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, he's not just a dick.
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[SPEAKER_05]: He's a dumb dick and he's a tribal dick, you know?
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[SPEAKER_05]: And it explains better why he so prays me, you suck, no matter what.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Because that's what a tribal dick God would be like.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Right, yeah.
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[SPEAKER_05]: You know, yeah.
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[SPEAKER_05]: And he's still that way.
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[SPEAKER_05]: You know, right.
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[SPEAKER_01]: And that's really small.
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[SPEAKER_01]: He's he's a small.
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[SPEAKER_01]: He got his puny God.
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[SPEAKER_05]: He's puny God.
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[SPEAKER_05]: You always can take and that's why you get your your Christians, right?
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[SPEAKER_05]: And they like are like
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[SPEAKER_05]: splitting off like they're just a sect of the yaw way religion and they're like, you know, our God's pretty fucking puny.
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[SPEAKER_05]: We need to come up with like a new bigger guy.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Let's make our God Jesus.
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[SPEAKER_05]: And we'll just say he's the son of much like just Christianity is a son of Judaism.
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[UNKNOWN]: Right.
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[SPEAKER_05]: And that works because then Jesus can be for anybody who wants them, you know, not just the neighborhood, he can be for the whole world because because Y'all were already did or didn't make stuff over there.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Jesus isn't saying he made stuff.
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[SPEAKER_01]: They rewrote the franchise.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, you know, they they uh, they they changed the rules.
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[SPEAKER_05]: They didn't change the rules.
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[SPEAKER_05]: They Well, you know, they are working within the same rules.
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[SPEAKER_05]: You always still made whatever the fuck you want to say he made, but we're not worried about that anymore.
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[SPEAKER_01]: That's what I'm saying.
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[SPEAKER_05]: You always the past Jesus is the future.
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[SPEAKER_01]: That's what I'm saying, they change the rules that you have to live by with regard to that God, therefore encompassing more people and encompassing more.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Sure.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Whatever.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Sure.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Anyway, God's not real, so that was just fun little.
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[SPEAKER_05]: All just for the sake of argument.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Sure.
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[SPEAKER_05]: That was how can I make this stupid shit work in my brain that needs it, I need a way to spell it out.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Like it needs to make sense.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Make it makes sense, right?
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[SPEAKER_05]: Y'all we can't be choosing sides, as you said, unless he really was only just a small tribal god.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, yeah.
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[SPEAKER_05]: And that's what he was.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Hey, I agree with your assessment.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I think that, yeah, obviously, he was a small tribal god.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, but these people just spread out and got too big for their riches and they tried to make their little tribal god.
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[SPEAKER_05]: be more than he actually was and they had their goddess have sex with virgin and create more and then and then we invented microscopes and telescopes and cameras yeah and we're like oh none of that work right none of that work no so raising up from their prayer they took up their weapons and advanced some distance from the city so they're like god is great god is good please kill them
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, but they took the weapons.
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[SPEAKER_01]: This wasn't God taking the weapons.
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[SPEAKER_01]: No, the people, the people took the weapons.
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[SPEAKER_05]: They're just like, could you give us a solid?
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[SPEAKER_02]: Sure.
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[SPEAKER_05]: When they had come near to their enemies, they halted, like, it's God gonna come in here and do some stuff or you're gonna magic it up for me?
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[SPEAKER_02]: Sure.
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[SPEAKER_05]: When the dawn was now breaking, the two armies joined in battle.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, you can't be fighting that night.
25:52
[SPEAKER_05]: You gotta wait till day.
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[SPEAKER_02]: That's right.
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[SPEAKER_05]: the one part having this beside virtue for a pledge of success and victory that they had fled to the Lord for refuge, the others making their passion, their leader in the fight.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Okay.
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[SPEAKER_05]: So I think what's about to happen is that the ones that went to God first and you know, bowed before him, whatever.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, they kissed the ring so they get to win.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Sure.
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[SPEAKER_01]: We would never hear about that and the other side would have kissed the ring of some other god and that's that's the story we would have heard for the kiss the ring but then they also eat on it and the funny lip to pick sure sure and it's like the whole football thing right like we prayed before game and and you win and obviously God picked you but if the other team prayed too and they lost then then what then God picked them.
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[SPEAKER_05]: I didn't chose nothing.
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[SPEAKER_05]: When the battle became strong, they're appeared out of heaven to their adversaries.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Five splendid men on horses with bridles of gold.
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[SPEAKER_01]: With these guys came earlier, they were all gold people on horses.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, they were in one other battle.
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[SPEAKER_05]: We love this, with bridles of gold and two of them leading on the Jews and taking macabees in the midst of them and covering him with their own armor, guarded him from wounds.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Damn.
27:22
[SPEAKER_05]: While they shot arrows and thunderbolts at the enemies, what the fuck?
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[SPEAKER_05]: How make book bullshit is this?
27:31
[SPEAKER_05]: Wow, this is, this is some Greek gods reign over.
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[SPEAKER_01]: It really is.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I mean, the gold, gold people fighting for Zeus right into this.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_05]: It's not just Zeus though.
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[SPEAKER_05]: It's like all kinds of the Greek gods were always right.
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[SPEAKER_05]: They were always in gold.
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[SPEAKER_05]: They were always in white and they were always throwing thunder bolts.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Right.
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[SPEAKER_01]: So this is this is kind of like Judaism kind of incorporating
27:58
[SPEAKER_01]: Some Greek, you know, like our our god can do that shit.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, look.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, I mean why shouldn't our god be able to do great god stuff.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, well, I don't know what you're talking about our god doesn't just have control of the fucking light and he's got control everything so fuck off.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, they just like incorporated like, oh, we didn't.
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[SPEAKER_05]: We forgot about that stuff.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Oh yeah.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Oh, our god can do that too.
28:22
[SPEAKER_05]: Look.
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[SPEAKER_01]: This is like asking who would win Superman or Batman.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Oh my gosh.
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[SPEAKER_05]: No, it's even worse than that.
28:29
[SPEAKER_05]: It's even worse than that.
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[SPEAKER_05]: It's who would win somebody from the Marvel universe or the DC universe?
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[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_05]: That's what it is.
28:39
[SPEAKER_05]: That's what it is.
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[SPEAKER_05]: And that makes it bad because it's like, no, they don't fight each other.
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[SPEAKER_05]: They don't go in the same way.
28:48
[SPEAKER_01]: Right, but people are going to have opinions.
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[SPEAKER_05]: They are going to have opinion like I had to say DC versus Marvel because I all of a sudden could not think of one single MCU character Ironman.
28:58
[SPEAKER_05]: There we go.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Sure.
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[SPEAKER_05]: There we go.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Oh my god.
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[SPEAKER_05]: You have Thor against Superman.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Interesting.
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[SPEAKER_02]: That is interesting.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Who would win?
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[SPEAKER_05]: They're both gods.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Right.
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[SPEAKER_05]: And they're both only gods because they're from other planets.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, that is that is very interesting.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Or like I mean Iron Man is only tech.
29:21
[SPEAKER_05]: He's not magic at all, but how would he go against Batman?
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[SPEAKER_05]: Who is also only a man relying on tech?
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[SPEAKER_01]: Right.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Right.
29:29
[SPEAKER_01]: who would win, who would win?
29:30
[SPEAKER_01]: I mean, Iron Man has metal.
29:32
[SPEAKER_01]: And he can fly.
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[SPEAKER_01]: He can fly taller than the main thing.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Batman can do some crazy shit, too.
29:37
[SPEAKER_01]: But it's mostly just physical feats of, yeah, whatever.
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[SPEAKER_05]: I'm sorry, but you can only go so high.
29:43
[SPEAKER_05]: Like, your shit needs a bad ring.
29:46
[SPEAKER_01]: Look, I'm gonna say this right now.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I love Batman.
29:48
[SPEAKER_05]: I love Batman.
29:49
[SPEAKER_01]: But he's just a human.
29:51
[SPEAKER_05]: He's just a human, and he does not have a flying suit, but he does have an airplane that flies.
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[SPEAKER_05]: But he's got to get in it.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Whereas Ironman's already in, like literally, that's what Ironman is.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, yeah.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Look, Tony Stark's a human too, but like he's in his suit that's metal that flies.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Now, look, fucking beams of light that come out of the room.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Here's a thing, put Batman in an Ironman suit and then that's off.
30:17
[SPEAKER_05]: But then it's,
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[SPEAKER_05]: Iron Man, which we saw that movie.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Iron Man fighting multiple Iron Man's.
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[SPEAKER_01]: We saw that movie.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Was that three or four?
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[SPEAKER_01]: I can't remember.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Too many Iron Man's.
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[SPEAKER_01]: That was good.
30:29
[SPEAKER_01]: That was good.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, it was good.
30:31
[SPEAKER_05]: But it wasn't a Batman.
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[SPEAKER_05]: It was Iron Man versus himself.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, this is this is craziness.
30:40
[SPEAKER_05]: Okay, so we've got great God stuff happening here, okay?
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[SPEAKER_05]: For this reason they were blinded and thrown into confusion as you would be and we're cut to pieces cut my life into pieces filled with be will-dermant.
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[SPEAKER_05]: That's the next line.
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[SPEAKER_05]: God, oh, I see will-dermant.
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[SPEAKER_05]: I didn't, yeah.
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[SPEAKER_05]: If it, so I just kept singing because it was
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[SPEAKER_05]: a bit.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Got it.
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[SPEAKER_05]: The line is literally and we're cut to pieces filled with bewilderment.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
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[SPEAKER_05]: So that's why it was so good.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Sure.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_05]: I couldn't not if I'm being honest.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Got it.
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[SPEAKER_05]: 20,500 were slain beside 600 cavalry.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Okay.
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[SPEAKER_05]: So that 25, I'm sorry, 20,500 plus 600.
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[SPEAKER_05]: That's 31.
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[SPEAKER_05]: 21.
31:32
[SPEAKER_01]: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, you're holding on really bad.
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[SPEAKER_05]: I'm doing such bad math.
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[SPEAKER_05]: 20,000.
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[SPEAKER_05]: 500.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
31:42
[SPEAKER_01]: Try this again.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Plus 600 is what?
31:45
[SPEAKER_05]: No, you tell me.
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[SPEAKER_05]: It's 21.
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[SPEAKER_01]: 21 one 21 one.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Okay 21 one one.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Okay 21 one 100.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Okay.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
31:56
[SPEAKER_05]: Listen.
31:57
[SPEAKER_05]: Listen.
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[SPEAKER_01]: You went to 30,000.
31:59
[SPEAKER_05]: I'm like, where the fuck did you get that because listen, I cannot picture numbers in my head wife can not give me a pencil and paper.
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[SPEAKER_05]: I will write it down and I will get a solid answer and it will be right almost every single time a wife does paper math much better than I do fucking algebra.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, but she can not do.
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[SPEAKER_05]: She can't walk over to a price at the grocery store and walk back and tell me what that price was the numbers already It has fled so even though I'm like literally reading the numbers unlike wait no thousand hold on
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[SPEAKER_05]: I cannot, like, I need, I got to get the numbers out of my head and onto paper.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, yeah.
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[SPEAKER_05]: And I have to write them myself, right?
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[SPEAKER_05]: Just because you wrote them, like, they're written.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, they are.
32:43
[SPEAKER_05]: But I got to write them myself, and also numbers that are spelled out.
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[SPEAKER_05]: I cannot with numbers that are spelled out.
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[SPEAKER_05]: I have to turn them into digits.
32:52
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_05]: I'm sorry.
32:53
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Just so bad.
32:54
[SPEAKER_05]: But again, give me pens on paper.
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[SPEAKER_05]: I can solve that shit.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Right.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Okay.
32:59
[SPEAKER_05]: Anyways, Timothy is himself, led into a stronghold called Gazzara, a fortress of great strength, where Karras was in command.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Okay.
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[SPEAKER_05]: I like that name.
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[SPEAKER_05]: I'm gonna write those names into a story.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Then Macabee is in his men, we're glad.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I'm sure, yeah.
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[SPEAKER_05]: I'm always glad when I see people dying.
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[SPEAKER_05]: That's great.
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[SPEAKER_05]: and laid siege to the portraits for four days.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Okay.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Okay, I just want in case anybody is stepping in at this very moment and is new, I'm not ever glad when people die.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Correct.
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[SPEAKER_05]: I just thought I would clarify for anybody new.
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[SPEAKER_01]: No, we were so numb to it at this point.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Basically, though, we're going to re-read in the Bible.
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[SPEAKER_05]: It's just... We make fun and we forget.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_05]: We forget that maybe you don't know us, but we are.
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[SPEAKER_05]: We are anti-violence, anti-war, we're pro-peace, you know, like we stand with all of them countries that are being invaded by the United States and Russia right now.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Like, let's not, you know.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_05]: For Ukraine, you know, I didn't forget.
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[SPEAKER_05]: I didn't forget.
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[SPEAKER_05]: I didn't forget.
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[SPEAKER_05]: And and also free Palestine.
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[SPEAKER_05]: I didn't forget them either.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Although they seem to be a side thought at the moment.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, it's tragic.
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[SPEAKER_01]: The whole world's tragic right now.
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[SPEAKER_05]: The whole world's on fire.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Those who were within trusting in the strength of the place, blasphemed exceedingly.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Fuck, fuck, fuck.
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[SPEAKER_05]: That is some fire and bombs coming in.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Fuck.
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[SPEAKER_05]: And hurled out in Pious words.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Not in Pious words.
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[SPEAKER_01]: God, do it!
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[SPEAKER_05]: What a dawn of the fifth day.
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[SPEAKER_05]: See, now I always get in trouble, not always, but I can trouble by like the thought police that come along and are like, you shouldn't cost so much like when I used to write a blog, they would be like, you shouldn't cost in your blog.
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[SPEAKER_05]: And I'm like, I should, you know, who I asked me because I'm the boss on my blog.
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[SPEAKER_05]: And you know what me said fucking costs all you want your dumb bitch and then I did and they were like You shouldn't though, and I'm like you shouldn't.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, that's that's pretty much how it went
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[SPEAKER_05]: I mean, I'm just like, who even are you to tell me what I should or shouldn't say?
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[SPEAKER_05]: And so anyways, it just cracks me up that these guys are in the Bible and they're blaspheming.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_05]: And I'm like, yeah, yeah, they are.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Because you know what happens when people attack your house or you know what happens when you drop a stapler on your toe.
35:45
[SPEAKER_01]: You say fuck.
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[SPEAKER_05]: You do.
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[SPEAKER_01]: For shit.
35:46
[SPEAKER_05]: And you know what happens when you are real like I am you blaspheme and you don't pretend you don't right or
35:55
[SPEAKER_05]: you can be like Joshua Johnson.
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[SPEAKER_05]: He does not really blaspheme and that's kind of his thing and that's okay but you know who's not telling me not to blaspheme Joshua Johnson.
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[SPEAKER_01]: He ain't worried if I'm blaspheme
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[SPEAKER_01]: Hey, fuck.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, I don't know why.
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[SPEAKER_05]: I just suddenly decided he was Joshua.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I don't.
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[SPEAKER_01]: That doesn't matter.
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[SPEAKER_05]: No, it's just Josh.
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[SPEAKER_05]: I mean, his name probably is Joshua.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Sure.
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[SPEAKER_01]: But he doesn't go by Joshua.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Hello.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Joshua Johnson's comic routine.
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[SPEAKER_01]: It's amazing.
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[SPEAKER_01]: No, it's Josh Johnson.
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[SPEAKER_05]: It is Josh Johnson.
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[SPEAKER_05]: And he is amazing.
36:36
[SPEAKER_01]: And you just can't say it.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I'm like, what are you doing?
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[SPEAKER_05]: I don't know what I'm doing.
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[SPEAKER_05]: I'm trying to excuse the fact that I cost.
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[SPEAKER_05]: But also surveys say that cussing is better for your health.
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[SPEAKER_05]: So work off and that people who cause are more honest and intelligent and intelligent have I've heard both this yeah, so I'll buy by those but those deterministic factors Obviously, we're just like we're really smart and really not cleaning any such thing, but I am I am honest and I am Who I am much like y'all wait because he said the same thing.
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[SPEAKER_05]: I am that I am yeah
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[SPEAKER_05]: But it dawn of the fifth day, certain young men of macabees' company inflamed with anger because of the blasphemies assaulted the wall with masculine force and with furious anger.
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[SPEAKER_01]: With masculine, holy shit.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Not just force, but masculine force, meaning they didn't just throw flowers at the wall.
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[SPEAKER_05]: They punched it with their fists.
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[SPEAKER_05]: They broke their hands and they scowled darkly.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, you know, it's opposed to feminine wiles and I don't what it I'm trying to think like what is the difference between a masculine force versus a feminine force.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I don't know.
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[SPEAKER_05]: I mean, what did they fought with their balls out?
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I really don't, I really, I mean, masculine.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I think it's just a way to say that there was really strong, like they're, because the Bible loves men.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Men, they miss.
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[SPEAKER_01]: You know, like it's very men, menly.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I'm like, manly.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Y'all should have gone into the future and Y'all should have watched Terminator and been introduced to Sarah Connor.
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[SPEAKER_05]: right Linda Hamilton was fucking kick ass.
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[SPEAKER_01]: She really was.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Okay.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Like that was what about new thing.
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[SPEAKER_05]: What about Ellen Ripley and Alien?
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[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Holy shit.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Alien and Aliens.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Right.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Right.
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[SPEAKER_05]: I mean not all forces masculine y'all.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Not only that, but um
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[SPEAKER_05]: Oh, just so many, so many movies where women kick ass, you know, what about resident evil?
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[SPEAKER_05]: Granted, um, middle of jove of it, like, she wasn't quite as like strong, she leaned into more of the like sexy female, like with her boots and her red dress and barely dressed and then she woke up naked at the end.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_05]: And it was like,
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[SPEAKER_05]: Hmm, did you need to be naked in sexy?
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[SPEAKER_05]: We already recognize that you're a beautiful hot woman who can kick ass.
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[SPEAKER_05]: But anyway, there are a lot of kick ass masculine forced women.
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[SPEAKER_05]: So you don't have to have balls to be strong as what I'm saying.
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[SPEAKER_02]: All right, all right.
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[SPEAKER_05]: And theory is anger.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Never met a woman's quarantine, have you?
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[SPEAKER_05]: and cut down, whoever came in their way, with their mustache and the masculine.
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[SPEAKER_01]: And then they'll be fighting the masculine.
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[SPEAKER_05]: They were so mad that their penis is grew fingers and grabbed you.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_05]: And their beards came out of their faces and punched you.
39:53
[SPEAKER_01]: I love how you just read a section and then you just enter right back into the times without even announcing what you're doing it.
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[SPEAKER_05]: It's my favorite thing ever, others climbing up in the same way, you know, masculine life.
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[SPEAKER_05]: While the enemies were distracted with those who had made their way within, set fire to the towers, but not the rain.
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[SPEAKER_01]: That's right.
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[SPEAKER_05]: It said that one last time.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Yep.
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[SPEAKER_05]: It'll never not be true.
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[SPEAKER_05]: They set fire to the towers and kindled fires that burned the blasphemers alive fucking blasphemers while others broke open the gates and having given entrance to the rest of the band the band yeah the boys in the band right occupied the city we're getting the band back together they obviously did and they occupied the city apparently a way a band does right they killed Timothy S
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[SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
40:45
[SPEAKER_05]: Who was hidden in a sister?
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[SPEAKER_05]: I'm sorry.
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[SPEAKER_05]: That was so embarrassing.
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[SPEAKER_01]: That's what a shitty way they got.
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[SPEAKER_05]: They stabbed him.
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[SPEAKER_05]: He was hidden in a toilet.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Man.
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[SPEAKER_05]: He had a poopy situation.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_02]: That's terrible.
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[SPEAKER_05]: And his brother, Karees, and Apollophanees, Apollophanes,
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[SPEAKER_05]: You know, that guy.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, sure.
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[SPEAKER_05]: When they had accomplished these things, these murders, these stabbings.
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[SPEAKER_05]: They blessed the Lord with hymns and Thanksgiving.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Thank you for letting me bloodlet all these people.
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[SPEAKER_05]: God, I love being stabby, stabby murderous.
41:27
[SPEAKER_05]: Hey, praise God for murder and death.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Mayhem is what defines you.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Blessing him who provides great benefits to Israel and gives them the victory, the end.
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[SPEAKER_05]: I think that my singing was a perfect way of sure.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Love to stab, stab, kill.
41:48
[SPEAKER_01]: I still, I still will never be able to wrap my head around.
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[SPEAKER_01]: God endorsing violence and murder and killing.
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[SPEAKER_01]: He is the best.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Especially when he could change people's hearts.
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[SPEAKER_05]: I pee on certain sides of the tent and that makes God love me.
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[SPEAKER_01]: My wife, he need to fuck a virgin in order to make things peaceful this way.
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[SPEAKER_05]: He had to fuck a virgin because women be horse.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I just, I don't, it doesn't all none of this.
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[SPEAKER_01]: None of this shit.
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[SPEAKER_05]: I'm in the bleeds, means you're the prettiest thing.
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[SPEAKER_01]: People want to tell me that it makes sense, but it just doesn't make sense.
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[SPEAKER_05]: But what if my highman pop while I wrote a horse, which can happen?
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[SPEAKER_05]: No, it can't.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I know.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I know.
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[SPEAKER_05]: I know.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Praise Jesus.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Like, what does one have to do with the other?
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[SPEAKER_05]: Absolutely fucking nothing.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Remember when we read about the guy, I think it was a Zeekeel, it was a Zeekeel.
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[SPEAKER_01]: He had a frying pan that he was cooking his food on with his human shit, but then they changed his couch in because that was too gross or something.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, that's right.
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[SPEAKER_05]: I forgot about that.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, but literally he was pooping and then cooking with his poop.
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[SPEAKER_05]: What's the name in that, like, Daniel era?
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[SPEAKER_01]: I thought it was a Z-Kiel, but I mean, I don't know what he or it was, and I know it was like he was in Babylon at the time.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, that would end Daniel era.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Okay.
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[SPEAKER_05]: I'm not saying it wasn't a Z-Kiel.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Right.
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[SPEAKER_05]: I'm just trying to think of what time period it was in.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, that's funny.
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[UNKNOWN]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Anyway, fine pantsy you can make anything people biblical if you try oh, yeah I mean at this point.
43:39
[SPEAKER_01]: I've got so much biblical like oh shit did you see we've been seeing commercials for the the biblical women There's like a show.
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[SPEAKER_01]: There's like a three-part series from our about biblical women.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Oh, yeah women are the bibles What the fuck is it?
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[SPEAKER_05]: It's a faithful women are the bibles
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[SPEAKER_01]: Like I kind of want to like watch it and review.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Like hey, watch it.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, hey.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_01]: It looks terrible.
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[SPEAKER_05]: It does because it's it's about the whole, um, Sorai was too old to have a baby.
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[SPEAKER_05]: So she had Jacob fucker, um,
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[SPEAKER_01]: Well, these are one of the stories anyway.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Fuck her, uh, uh, surfants, slave, and then, um, what Rachel and Leah and all of them.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I had to go back.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I don't remember.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Remember, we remember all that.
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[SPEAKER_01]: So yeah, yeah.
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[SPEAKER_05]: But people get to, you know, fuck their wives and their other wives and their slave wives and their wives of slaves and their slaves of wives.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Because it's good to be the king.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Right.
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[SPEAKER_05]: And every man is the king of his castle.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Anyway, I don't recommend going to watch it, but it's not it's it that exists.
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[SPEAKER_05]: I'm kind of I'm kind of thinking that we have to though we might have to but I'm not I'm not a listener'sness.
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[SPEAKER_05]: No, not unless you want to it's really Hey, watch with us.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, we'll have to do a special over it.
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[SPEAKER_01]: That'll be fun.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, we might watch those just for the hell of it.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Anyway, that was a that was second Mac least chapter 10.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, sure spoke was which I means the next time and you're going to get on this like right away.
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[SPEAKER_05]: We're going to come back with a Q and a and we could even put it out on Saturday.
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[SPEAKER_05]: And we could we could we should we should we should and it'll cover second macadudos chapter 6 through 10.
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[SPEAKER_01]: All right.
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[SPEAKER_05]: And all the Greek courses and all the Greek men.
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[SPEAKER_01]: All right, we will see you guys then.