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The Gingerbread Man, Steve's Financials Exposed, MTH, Racism In Queens and more. · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Today's show is pre recorded. Y'all know what time y'all
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  Speaker 1: be true. Good Steve listening to Going Together for Star,
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  Speaker 1: Come come on your back now, Uh huh I sure, well,
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  Speaker 1: good morning everybody. You are listening to the voice, come
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  Speaker 1: on dig me now, want and only Steve Harvey got
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  Speaker 1: a radio show. Man o man o man I thank
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  Speaker 1: God for it. I thank God for all he's done
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  Speaker 1: for me, for all the little things that are oftentimes
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  Speaker 1: failed to thank him for that I take for granted
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  Speaker 1: for you know, I was. I was talking the other
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  Speaker 1: day to a buddy of mine. We had gotten to
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  Speaker 1: this conversation about God and and and in the conversation
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  Speaker 1: we had narrowed it down and we were talking about
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  Speaker 1: changing the way we are as people. You know that
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  Speaker 1: everybody has to change. You know, nothing stays the same.
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  Speaker 1: Everybody changes, and a lot of these changes can be
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  Speaker 1: for the good, and a lot of them are just
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  Speaker 1: they has come with time. You know, sometimes it's aging
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  Speaker 1: that changes us. But no matter how old you get,
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  Speaker 1: you still have the ability to improve as a person.
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  Speaker 1: You may not have the foot speed you used to have.
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  Speaker 1: You may not be as agile as you used to be.
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  Speaker 1: Your energy level may not be what it used to be.
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  Speaker 1: Your desire to do some of the things that you
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  Speaker 1: used to do may be gone. The thing that doesn't
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  Speaker 1: have to change and will not change is you. You
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  Speaker 1: have the ability to continue to grow as a person,
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  Speaker 1: even when far the time and nature has taken its course.
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  Speaker 1: We were talking about everybody can change and everybody has
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  Speaker 1: the right to reinvent themselves as they get older, and
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  Speaker 1: I equated it to jumping out of an airplane. You know,
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  Speaker 1: there are some people man who get to a certain
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  Speaker 1: point in their life and they and they jump from
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  Speaker 1: the airplane. Is now almost a stunt of some kind.
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  Speaker 1: It's almost like they life and got out of control.
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  Speaker 1: You ever seen somebody jump out of airplane and the
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  Speaker 1: parachute don't open and they lifestart and it seems like
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  Speaker 1: they start spinning and tumbling and they can't get it together.
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  Speaker 1: And I've seen some mid air rescues before. But then
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  Speaker 1: there are times when you know when it hasn't worked.
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  Speaker 1: You know, you jump out that airplane and and and
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  Speaker 1: at first it's fun. I've never skydived before, but I
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  Speaker 1: would imagine when you first jump out of an airplane
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  Speaker 1: that they people describe it as a a sense of
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  Speaker 1: being free. And it's exhilarating when you first jump out
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  Speaker 1: the plane. But if you pull that cord and nothing happens.
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  Speaker 1: I never happened to me, But I can only imagine
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  Speaker 1: the panic that's got to set in, because no matter
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  Speaker 1: how fun it was a moment ago, the flying over
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  Speaker 1: to one another, holding hands in the air, the breeze,
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  Speaker 1: the descent of the feeling of all of a sudden,
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  Speaker 1: if you reach for that cord and that's not there,
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  Speaker 1: you're suddenly spinning out of control. And that's what happens
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  Speaker 1: in a lot of people's lives. When you first start
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  Speaker 1: your life, you jump out the plane. You're free, you're young,
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  Speaker 1: you ain't got nothing to where about. But then you
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  Speaker 1: get to a certain point in your life when you go, okay,
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna pull the cord now. And pulling the cord
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  Speaker 1: is an important thing, because here's the analogy my friend
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  Speaker 1: gave me. He said, Man use your mind like a parachute.
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  Speaker 1: It works better when it's open. Well, see what happens
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  Speaker 1: with a lot of people is they in life. They
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  Speaker 1: jump out the plane and they and they having this
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  Speaker 1: free fall and it's fun for now. But they get
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  Speaker 1: to a certain point in their life where they got
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  Speaker 1: themselves in a situation, or they've had a little bit
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  Speaker 1: too much fun a little bit too long, or you know,
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  Speaker 1: they wasn't open to nothing and they just did what
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  Speaker 1: they wanted to do, or they started getting involved with
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  Speaker 1: drugs or drinking or started running with the wrong people.
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  Speaker 1: So you jump out the plane. The first you're free falling.
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  Speaker 1: It's fun. But then after a minute, man, something happens
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  Speaker 1: and they realize whoa and they reach for the chord,
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  Speaker 1: and the chord don't work. Well. Now you're in a
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  Speaker 1: panic stricken situation. And my suggesting is what I've learned
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  Speaker 1: from the analogy that my friends shared with me, is
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  Speaker 1: that we all the sooner we can open our minds
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  Speaker 1: to God, the sooner we could develop that relationship with him.
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  Speaker 1: It's like pulling the cord and opening a parachute. If
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  Speaker 1: you open up your mind to God, God is like
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  Speaker 1: a parachute. You know God can slow your descent. God
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  Speaker 1: can turn this out of control free fall into a
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  Speaker 1: nice ride for you. See, that's what happened to me.
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  Speaker 1: I was spinning out of control. I had gotten myself
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  Speaker 1: into a point man while I wasn't doing real good. Oh,
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  Speaker 1: y'all would look at me and think, man Stevie man nam,
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  Speaker 1: I wasn't doing real good. I had spun out of control.
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  Speaker 1: I was. I was in a free fall and I
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  Speaker 1: reached for the court, but I was so far away
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  Speaker 1: the chord didn't open. Then I went to him and
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  Speaker 1: I pulled the cord. When I went to God, I
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  Speaker 1: pulled the cord and open, and he slowed my descent.
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  Speaker 1: And this is what I just believe. I don't believe
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  Speaker 1: now that I aged as fast as I was aging,
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  Speaker 1: because I got that parachute open. Now, you know, I
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  Speaker 1: take better care of myself, eating, I work out more.
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  Speaker 1: Now you know I'm not out of control. I have
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  Speaker 1: a direction now that when then got up under that
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  Speaker 1: parachute a little bit, you know, and now I'm I'm
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  Speaker 1: I'm going you know, I'm still getting older, you know, so,
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  Speaker 1: but the descent is so slow. Now I'm able to
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  Speaker 1: enjoy the ride. I'm guiding my parachute over. Sometimes we
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  Speaker 1: go over to to a vacation spot over here, we
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  Speaker 1: float back over to it. But you know, I'm still
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  Speaker 1: getting old. I'm still going going down. But the descent
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  Speaker 1: because I've opened my mind to God, the parachute has
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  Speaker 1: slowed my descent. And now I'm rocking back and forth.
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  Speaker 1: But I ain't spending out of control no more. You know,
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  Speaker 1: I'm able to enjoy the view now. You know, when
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  Speaker 1: you jump out that plane and you and you pull
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  Speaker 1: that cord and it don't work, you ain't looking at
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  Speaker 1: the view no more. You're thinking of only one thing.
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  Speaker 1: How can I slow this down? When now I'm able
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  Speaker 1: to enjoy the view. I'm able to see all the
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  Speaker 1: beautiful things on the horizon that God has for me.
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  Speaker 1: I'm able to see all the beautiful things around me
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  Speaker 1: that He's provided for me over these years. Because I've
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  Speaker 1: slowed my descent. I used my mind like a parachute.
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  Speaker 1: It works better when it's open. Open your mind to God,
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  Speaker 1: and so you can see the view, so you can
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  Speaker 1: slow the descent, so you can stop the out of
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  Speaker 1: control freefall that you've been on, that you can get
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  Speaker 1: your life together and see everything out on the horizon
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  Speaker 1: that God has for you. You know, it turned out
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  Speaker 1: to be a very true statement your mind. If you
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  Speaker 1: use it like a parachute, it works better when it's open. Y'all,
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  Speaker 1: you're listening to show. Ladies and gentlemen, Welcome to the
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  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show. I've got sunshine on a cloudy
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  Speaker 1: day when it's cold outside. I got the month of me. Well,
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  Speaker 1: I guess you say, I guess you say, what can
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  Speaker 1: make me feel this way? There you go. I'm talking
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  Speaker 1: about my girl. I'm I'm talking about my girl, Hill,
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  Speaker 1: my girl. I've got so funny what that touched me?
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  Speaker 1: Did that hurt? That touched me? Okay, touching and hurting
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  Speaker 1: me is different. That had a black on the way.
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  Speaker 1: The rest of my day's gonna go. I've got so
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  Speaker 1: much boy, I just touched myself again. I'm doing this
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  Speaker 1: for you. I'm still want this to get my day.
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  Speaker 1: He started. And if you ain't feeling me, that's okay.
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  Speaker 1: We'll have another show to morrow. My motto is, if
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  Speaker 1: you don't like the show today, praise God if he
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  Speaker 1: gives us tomorrow. Nasi Generan Shirley Strawberry Colin for real
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  Speaker 1: Mississippi Monica, Junior, kill Spades, Nephew Tommy and yours truly, Junior. Oh,
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  Speaker 1: what come on, I gotta understand it. I don't know
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  Speaker 1: how does how does heart singing do that for you? Well?
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  Speaker 1: You know, it's the emotion of it. It ain't the notes,
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  Speaker 1: it ain't the connectivity. Yeah, this word, it's the feeling. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: it's a feeling, Junior. Yeah. You know, I'm gonna play
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  Speaker 1: something for you a little bit later on and then
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  Speaker 1: you tell me, okay, you know, okay, how you feel
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  Speaker 1: about it, something that you can relate to, and then
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  Speaker 1: we'll see. But it's always the emotion of it, you know.
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  Speaker 1: And you got to you got to you know, I think, Junie,
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  Speaker 1: you got to lend yourself to that a little bit
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  Speaker 1: more often, because I'm not sure if you do that.
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  Speaker 1: I just saw it to look on your face and everything.
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  Speaker 1: It was all on your count you. You was gone.
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  Speaker 1: I have to I leave here. When I do that,
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  Speaker 1: I enter the realm. Yeah of oh my lord. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I'm trying to find something what you could relate to, Okay,
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  Speaker 1: looking for something? Oh yeah, here that Junior, you could
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  Speaker 1: relate to this right here here? Wou gonife, let me
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  Speaker 1: play a little bit loud professional single. They didn't give
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  Speaker 1: a damn about the note either. All right, listen, coming
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  Speaker 1: up at thirty two minutes after the hour, we're gonna
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  Speaker 1: start the show off with nephew Tommy's run that prank
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  Speaker 1: back right after this. You're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show.
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  Speaker 1: Here's the nephew with today's prank. Phone call what you
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  Speaker 1: got for us? And have come on your wife? Huh
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  Speaker 1: is cheating on both of us, man, it's gonna be
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  Speaker 1: great your wife, it's cheating on both. Running from me. Cat. Hello,
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  Speaker 1: I'm trying to reach Terrence. Please's hey. My name is Mark.
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  Speaker 1: My name is Mark. How you doing, bro? I work
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  Speaker 1: with um with your wife Veronica. We're on the same
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  Speaker 1: sales floor together. I think I met you before, but
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  Speaker 1: I don't know if you remember meeting me. But um,
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  Speaker 1: I work at the job with Veronica. Everything is everything
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  Speaker 1: on right there? Or what's going on? No? No, no,
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  Speaker 1: everything straight here at the job. Not a problem at
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  Speaker 1: all at the job. But I wanted to yeah, yeah, yeah, yah,
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  Speaker 1: she's all right, She's perfectly fine. Man. Um, I just
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  Speaker 1: I just you know, I actually, like I said my
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  Speaker 1: name is Mark Man. You don't remember me, Terrence, but
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  Speaker 1: I just wanted to talk to you. Like I say, um,
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  Speaker 1: you know, I got some things on that that's been
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  Speaker 1: bothered me for a minute, and I you know, I
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  Speaker 1: just I just kind of wanted to reach out to you,
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  Speaker 1: and you know, just kind of have like a little
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  Speaker 1: a little hard to hard talk with you. Man. So
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  Speaker 1: maybe you know, uh, you know, we can get things
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  Speaker 1: in a in a better position. But I just wanted
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  Speaker 1: I just wanted me and you to have a conversation.
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  Speaker 1: Wait a minute, how did you get my verona could
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  Speaker 1: give you my number? Or how did you get my number?
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  Speaker 1: That's what I'm trying to like, what's going on? I
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  Speaker 1: mean I had, I had, I've had your number. I
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  Speaker 1: just I just I just had never reached out to
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  Speaker 1: you before. But like I said, though, man, this this,
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  Speaker 1: this has been bothering me for a minute, and I
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  Speaker 1: wanted to get it off my chest. So you and
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  Speaker 1: I contry to, I guess, fix this whole issue. But
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  Speaker 1: I just want us to see if we can fix it.
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  Speaker 1: You know, well fix the issue. What's the issue? I
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  Speaker 1: don't understand me. I'm not following you. I don't understand
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  Speaker 1: what like, what is the issue. So but now you know,
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  Speaker 1: like I said, I went on out, talk to me.
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  Speaker 1: What's going on? Okay, yeah, your wife, man is cheating
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  Speaker 1: on both of us. We gotta do something about this, man,
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  Speaker 1: all right? Did you say she's eating on the both
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  Speaker 1: of us? What you say is cheating? She is cheating
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  Speaker 1: on the both of us. Brou It sounds like you
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  Speaker 1: said cheating. I don't know what you Verona. Listen to me, Terence,
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  Speaker 1: Veronica is cheating on both of us. You say, Vera
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  Speaker 1: cheating on me and me? You know, and we gotta
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  Speaker 1: we gotta figure out what we're gonna do. Man. But
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  Speaker 1: as a husband, I gotta you gotta. I'm gonna need
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  Speaker 1: you to step up and get this thing in order.
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  Speaker 1: What you're talking about? Did you say Veronica is cheating
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  Speaker 1: on me with you? No? No, she cheating on both
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  Speaker 1: of us with somebody else. I know. I've been noticing
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  Speaker 1: her going out with this, you know, going to lunch
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  Speaker 1: with this other cat. So I'm like, I got pissed
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  Speaker 1: off about it. So I said, you know what, I
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  Speaker 1: can't take you no more. I'm calling Terence. You're saying
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  Speaker 1: to me that my wife has been cheating around a
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  Speaker 1: job with somebody else. She cheating on both of us. Dude,
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  Speaker 1: I don't get what you mean if my wife has
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  Speaker 1: cheated on what I mean you're calling me to tell
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  Speaker 1: me that she's cheating on me. I appreciate that, but
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  Speaker 1: I don't get what you're saying. You know, both of
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  Speaker 1: us said. I don't get that part. I don't understand
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  Speaker 1: what you mean. Me and Veronica been you know, kind
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  Speaker 1: of cool, you know, last eight months to a Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: we've been you know, pretty tight here at the job.
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  Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying, So listen what you mean
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  Speaker 1: y'all been cool? That's what I don't understand. Like, what
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  Speaker 1: do you mean y'all being cool? Because that's my wife.
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  Speaker 1: Tell me what you're talking about. Okay, all I'm saying
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  Speaker 1: is me and me and me and her been real cool.
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  Speaker 1: We've been real tight. You know. Sometimes we take lunch
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  Speaker 1: and then you know, don't come back. That's our thing, though.
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  Speaker 1: But you know, now you know I'm noticing. You know,
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  Speaker 1: she she didn't want out, you know, she didn't want
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  Speaker 1: to lunch a couple of time with his brother named Alan,
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  Speaker 1: and I'm like, okay, no, no, they ain't gonna go
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  Speaker 1: down like this here. You know what I'm saying. Are
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  Speaker 1: you my wife? Man? Hey, that's that's not why I
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  Speaker 1: called you. I called you to my wife. That's what
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  Speaker 1: I want to know. I'm telling you about this dude
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  Speaker 1: named Alan. I need you to step up as the
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  Speaker 1: husband and fix this. But you're telling me that my
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  Speaker 1: wife is cheating on both of us. Didn't know cheating
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  Speaker 1: on both of us. If she's she's cheating on me,
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  Speaker 1: you're telling me that you're with my wife too, that
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  Speaker 1: you've been messing around with my wife. That's not That's
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  Speaker 1: not the part I'm trying to talk about. I'm trying
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  Speaker 1: to talk about this dude named Alan. Man. That's what
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  Speaker 1: I'm trying to get out. I'm gonna get to Alan.
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  Speaker 1: We're gonna get to Alan. You saying that my wife? Man,
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  Speaker 1: it's some crazy yo. You know what, man, I'm about
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  Speaker 1: to put my foot right up your because play those
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  Speaker 1: games with her with me, were messing around. We're doing
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  Speaker 1: this and doing that, and don't work like that. Do
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  Speaker 1: you understand what I'm saying? Do I hear what you're saying.
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  Speaker 1: But the beef ain't with me. The beef is with Alan. No,
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  Speaker 1: she messing over she messing over both of us with
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  Speaker 1: Alan dalk. I'm about to call her because right here,
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  Speaker 1: I'm telling Okay, hold on, bro I just want you
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  Speaker 1: to deal with Alan about to stop now. I'm at
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  Speaker 1: I'm at the job. Yeah, but I'm about to come
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  Speaker 1: up my foot in your doing to stand me. No,
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  Speaker 1: I hear you, man, Alan is the one that then
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  Speaker 1: blew this thing out of proportion. Dog, she messing over me.
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  Speaker 1: Ain't you with this here? There ain't no me and you.
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  Speaker 1: I don't share. Do you see what I'm saying? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I hear you. You don't follow me. You don't hear me.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know shit, shit that goes aren't over here? Okay,
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  Speaker 1: I do, I do. I'm just saying, you know, what
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  Speaker 1: are you saying? Leave me right? Leave me right now.
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  Speaker 1: I'm about to come up with me. Where you at
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  Speaker 1: right now? Where are you at? I'm at the job
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  Speaker 1: where what Ronnie I call Ronnie. I'm at the job
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  Speaker 1: where Ronnie at? What caller Ronnie I called the ronnicka Ronnie?
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  Speaker 1: I mean that's my little nickname too. It all right,
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  Speaker 1: but well, hold on, hold on, hold on, Ronnie, Ronie
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  Speaker 1: right here, she's right where she right here, right here.
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  Speaker 1: You want to hut phone? Okay, cool man here, cool?
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  Speaker 1: But can I tell you what she's saying. I don't
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  Speaker 1: want to hear what she said. I'm run the phone
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  Speaker 1: right now, Okay, But can I tell you what she's
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  Speaker 1: telling me to tell you? She ain't telling you to
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  Speaker 1: tell me damn thing, because the only thing that you
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  Speaker 1: get is my foot up your Okay, okay, but but
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  Speaker 1: but Ronnie wants me to tell you this man. Just
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  Speaker 1: listen to me, Terrence. She wants me to tell you
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  Speaker 1: that this is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
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  Speaker 1: You just got pranked by your wife, Veronica. You know what,
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  Speaker 1: I don't play this, y'all up, all, y'all up, I'm
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  Speaker 1: gonna give your old school woman you are man. No,
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  Speaker 1: I'm not all right. I'm in the car. I was
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  Speaker 1: on my way over there, about to go to jail,
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  Speaker 1: mess the round with y'all. Hey, let me ask you
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  Speaker 1: this man, what is the baddest and I mean the
• 20:44
  Speaker 1: baddest radio show in the land. You already now you're
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  Speaker 1: listening morning show, all right, Steve? So you have another
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  Speaker 1: one for her about this girl I was dating that
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  Speaker 1: had all these roaches and it was an infestation. She loved.
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  Speaker 1: She was fine, and uh, you know, winn no cell
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  Speaker 1: phones back then. Some my boy Biggie Wig. I told
• 21:10
  Speaker 1: Biggie Wig to come and pick me up at a
• 21:13
  Speaker 1: certain amount of time. I said, as a matter of fact, Wig,
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  Speaker 1: I'll call you at your house if something changed thirty
• 21:21
  Speaker 1: minutes before one o'clock and let you know if I
• 21:24
  Speaker 1: need a little bit more time or not. So I
• 21:27
  Speaker 1: went in there. We're playing cards. Roaches is everyone. It's
• 21:31
  Speaker 1: lights on and anyway they ain't nobody in on them rushing,
• 21:36
  Speaker 1: but this way they stayed. You're playing cards, and I
• 21:40
  Speaker 1: know it's too many of them many here. And I
• 21:42
  Speaker 1: didn't got up off the couch to play cards because
• 21:45
  Speaker 1: I just they was on the couch, it was on
• 21:47
  Speaker 1: the coffee table, They walked cross TV screen. They was
• 21:51
  Speaker 1: just everywhere. So I figured, least let me set up
• 21:53
  Speaker 1: in a wooden shell with four legs on it, the
• 21:57
  Speaker 1: least amount of exposure. Already got cuffs in these Baill
• 22:00
  Speaker 1: bottoms I got. I got the damn the make cool
• 22:03
  Speaker 1: locks out of these. I took them because I got them.
• 22:06
  Speaker 1: Two inch cups in these baill bottoms. I know they're
• 22:09
  Speaker 1: in here. Yeah, I don't get here. Were in here, Yeah,
• 22:13
  Speaker 1: they're looking for a route. So, I mean they're just
• 22:15
  Speaker 1: playing cards, these fatures everywhere. I'm just flicking them, you know,
• 22:19
  Speaker 1: just flicking them off with the cards and hands. Come
• 22:22
  Speaker 1: and the girl's sisters was real nice. They was hood,
• 22:24
  Speaker 1: but there was some nice girl. But law, them girls
• 22:26
  Speaker 1: talk trash when they played car. So we're there, we're
• 22:28
  Speaker 1: just a customed each other. Yeah, you know, I've been.
• 22:31
  Speaker 1: I've never been mobes according to women playing car, look
• 22:36
  Speaker 1: at you, little skinny, be what you're gonna do. So
• 22:42
  Speaker 1: I'm then there were just talking trail. So I look
• 22:46
  Speaker 1: up at the clock and I said, let me go
• 22:48
  Speaker 1: on in here and call Big and tell him I'll
• 22:52
  Speaker 1: be ready about one thirty something happ man, I forgot
• 22:56
  Speaker 1: to call these roaches. It's one am now in full blast.
• 23:01
  Speaker 1: I don't know what it is my one am, Yeah,
• 23:03
  Speaker 1: but roaches. I don't know if it's club was they
• 23:07
  Speaker 1: was all out for dinner that night and they was
• 23:11
  Speaker 1: with their family. You know, we was playing music, so
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: they was out at the club. The club that was
• 23:19
  Speaker 1: going to dinner. I was in the park. I don't
• 23:22
  Speaker 1: know what be happening. With roaches was everywhere I'm talking about.
• 23:27
  Speaker 1: Listen to me when I tell y'all, there was nowhere
• 23:29
  Speaker 1: you could look and you didn't see a roach. Wow,
• 23:33
  Speaker 1: so cool. All of a sudden, the doughebell rang and
• 23:40
  Speaker 1: her sister jump up and said, I got it. We're
• 23:44
  Speaker 1: playing spades, so it's my play. So I said, I
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: got to get to this dope, because I got to
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: tell this fool, biggie wig big when you come in here, listen,
• 23:56
  Speaker 1: they got a roach problem. I liked the girl. Don't
• 23:59
  Speaker 1: e ass just act like you don't see him. I
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: had a whole speech out a matter of fact when
• 24:05
  Speaker 1: I called him thirty minutes before, I was gonna tell him, yeah,
• 24:08
  Speaker 1: because here a good brother. But when you don't want
• 24:11
  Speaker 1: him though there wasn't no texting, ain't no cell phone,
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: I just didn't go. So next thing I know, she
• 24:18
  Speaker 1: at the door. So by the time I make my play,
• 24:22
  Speaker 1: all I hear is at the doors. Damn he here? What?
• 24:34
  Speaker 1: And then and this is all you Here he out
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: there in the four just stooping. I'm still and I'm standing,
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: are just looking at him, and and the sisters is mortified.
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: I was here and here I'm talking. God, I'm only
• 25:01
  Speaker 1: one CD and y'all don't see man. He's blinking, he
• 25:08
  Speaker 1: blanches everywhere else. Yeah, ain't wonder loved. Now he calling me.
• 25:15
  Speaker 1: I'm six feet away, but his dog he don't see me.
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: Ain't wonder loud. I'm just sitting here, man like you
• 25:22
  Speaker 1: don't stop. So he's shaking his coat, flipping his collar.
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: He knocking him off the wall. He didn't pull his
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  Speaker 1: head off. Now he got a gangster brim right and
• 25:32
  Speaker 1: a massive goat. So he pulls his hat off and
• 25:34
  Speaker 1: he watch wait many all on the wall. Man, he's
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: mother blanches anywhere. Man, y'all don't see this? Insteady asking
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: them girl, y'all don't see this. I'm standing there with
• 25:52
  Speaker 1: my arms folded, just humiliated. Then a roach, oh god,
• 26:00
  Speaker 1: fell off the ceiling and landed on his heel. He
• 26:07
  Speaker 1: reached out with black black. Man didn't mother black and sure,
• 26:14
  Speaker 1: and I'm just standing there looking at him and with
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: my ya back here. I just went on. Told the girl,
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: I said, I said, hey, excuse me, hey, let me
• 26:25
  Speaker 1: give him a coat. And you knew it was the
• 26:27
  Speaker 1: end that was. I kissed the girl on the cheek.
• 26:33
  Speaker 1: I tell big, I said, come on, man, let's go. Yeah,
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: hell yeah, man, Damn, I don't know how you're sitting
• 26:41
  Speaker 1: up in him? Did you see these mohammad over their
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: head down? Everybody head just hanging down because he'd have
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: made a sil So we get out to the car. Huh,
• 26:54
  Speaker 1: So we stand. He said, look you good, I said, big,
• 26:59
  Speaker 1: you have to make all that man. Damn that man.
• 27:00
  Speaker 1: Let's shake off many and flip your cups in your
• 27:05
  Speaker 1: bare walking you no good hair wearing. So we outside.
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: Damn they're undressed. I just got the vote, vote dog,
• 27:13
  Speaker 1: I can't get nothing in. That was wow. Biggie over
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: to the girls house with the roaches. Yeah, coming out
• 27:30
  Speaker 1: more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show right after this.
• 27:33
  Speaker 1: You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show right now? Tell me
• 27:39
  Speaker 1: what is this about? You wanting to help men stay
• 27:41
  Speaker 1: out of trouble? You want to share a little in time?
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: One of my boys, Yes, sir, one of my boys.
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: Are you talking about this? This wouldn't be from somebody
• 27:48
  Speaker 1: who stays, you know, he wants to help men, okay
• 27:51
  Speaker 1: out of trouble. Imagine things and you notice you you you,
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: you come on nine. There's certain things un that can
• 27:59
  Speaker 1: get you in trouble, but that you need to be
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: aware of certain little items that can get you in trouble. Receipts,
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: you don't keep receipts, burn all your receipts. These are
• 28:09
  Speaker 1: things that you must know if you're gonna be player.
• 28:13
  Speaker 1: Player Damn you get no receipts. Receipts for you. You
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: can you can, you can't write off. Okay, no stuff,
• 28:27
  Speaker 1: got to take it. You gotta take. But the team,
• 28:29
  Speaker 1: all right, watch this, and everybody liked to keep one
• 28:33
  Speaker 1: or two in their phone pitches get rid of than
• 28:36
  Speaker 1: dog gone pitches. That right there, it's shrewd evidence that
• 28:41
  Speaker 1: your buck can get caught. Now here go one from
• 28:45
  Speaker 1: my uncle's book, Glitter. Glitter will get every kid. You
• 28:58
  Speaker 1: can't have no glitter on you because you can't see that,
• 29:00
  Speaker 1: sir night. Yeah, bore back in ninety two thousand, to
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  Speaker 1: work one morning for two days in a row, Shirley
• 29:10
  Speaker 1: was going, you need to really need to get somebody
• 29:12
  Speaker 1: c Yes, hold on, you went to work, Yes, Shirley.
• 29:22
  Speaker 1: Shirley come and said, Steve really really glit all in
• 29:29
  Speaker 1: my hell everywhere, it was everywhere, but you act like
• 29:34
  Speaker 1: all on my neck. Would you come to work out
• 29:36
  Speaker 1: like you ain't did nothing. And she said, Steve, what
• 29:41
  Speaker 1: is this all on you? And you know what, you
• 29:45
  Speaker 1: can take two three showers and you cannot get the
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: glit off. This one is one junior shouldn't know when
• 29:52
  Speaker 1: you have a count. You had that package and tear
• 29:56
  Speaker 1: that cone off, that little cone got to get to
• 30:01
  Speaker 1: the trash, that little cone because they're all no more
• 30:06
  Speaker 1: coners like that, that conall is it a matter of fact?
• 30:11
  Speaker 1: Don't tad off and leave it attached to the pack.
• 30:15
  Speaker 1: Don't tear it off off, don't come out tad off
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  Speaker 1: ninety eight percent of yeh been a lot of divorces. Yeah,
• 30:24
  Speaker 1: women are detective. You just take the little teen teen
• 30:29
  Speaker 1: teen listen to me. You your woman can't have short
• 30:34
  Speaker 1: hair and you got long hair in the scene. What
• 30:38
  Speaker 1: I'm saying, Oh, you're you're so freaking dead. You're trying
• 30:46
  Speaker 1: to put that on your body. That's from me. You
• 30:52
  Speaker 1: tea something. Don't have an eyelash in your tooth? Have
• 30:58
  Speaker 1: you have you had that? Man? They're gonna I had
• 31:03
  Speaker 1: a whole our lash in the front. They ain't you see, huh?
• 31:14
  Speaker 1: And they're just smiling and what's happening you know, we
• 31:19
  Speaker 1: don't miss anything. You know that they do not. Okay,
• 31:23
  Speaker 1: now here's a no one what a bobby pan can
• 31:28
  Speaker 1: break up a relationship. I'm just telling, oh, yeah, you
• 31:31
  Speaker 1: have no reason to have a bobby pin in your
• 31:33
  Speaker 1: house your head. Ah, all earring back right, Oh that's yeah,
• 31:40
  Speaker 1: that's a good one. Yeah, that's a really small They
• 31:43
  Speaker 1: leave the yeah, they leave them. Yes, they do take
• 31:48
  Speaker 1: another too. Her jacket can't be left in your clothes. Yeah, yeah,
• 31:56
  Speaker 1: you got and if you if she do, you got
• 31:59
  Speaker 1: to burn this jackets. Who jacket is this? You didn't
• 32:03
  Speaker 1: know it was in? Now what wait a minute, I
• 32:05
  Speaker 1: know you didn't burn my jacket on the pillar? Oh
• 32:11
  Speaker 1: they got to be washed right at makeup any of
• 32:15
  Speaker 1: that on the pillow. Burn that pillar to This is
• 32:19
  Speaker 1: the Timmy with his advice to mend to stand black
• 32:22
  Speaker 1: tip off the end of a high heel shoe. Can't
• 32:26
  Speaker 1: get all of that. We're detected bags from a store
• 32:33
  Speaker 1: that you know dog on. Well, that ain't where you
• 32:36
  Speaker 1: shot that bag right there. You know how people take
• 32:38
  Speaker 1: a bag folding up when they're gonna use it later,
• 32:40
  Speaker 1: put it on the cart that bag. Get rid of
• 32:44
  Speaker 1: that bag for you Okay, I got one elite press
• 32:48
  Speaker 1: on now nail they do, yeah, more popular than that
• 32:59
  Speaker 1: empty egg. And I got busted with that one one time. Eggs.
• 33:10
  Speaker 1: I had an empty egg in the trash one time.
• 33:13
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, O lord, I couldn't explain. What did you
• 33:18
  Speaker 1: end up saying? You just JUSTI that one I had
• 33:22
  Speaker 1: bought it. I had waves back then, and I had
• 33:24
  Speaker 1: bought one for to make my waves set and I
• 33:27
  Speaker 1: had make a wave cat. Oh that was yeah, that
• 33:33
  Speaker 1: was good. That is quick. He didn't buy it, though,
• 33:36
  Speaker 1: but it was it was. She asked me where the
• 33:39
  Speaker 1: rest of the pant? Well, where'd you throw them away?
• 33:42
  Speaker 1: Because the egg is in the try right? Oh? I
• 33:46
  Speaker 1: threw him out the window. Yeah. It was a good line,
• 33:49
  Speaker 1: but it didn't work. I know, fell over the next
• 33:52
  Speaker 1: day with some pantic holes on trying to prove my cake. Oh, Julia,
• 33:58
  Speaker 1: I told a whole TV off off the wall boy
• 34:07
  Speaker 1: on your TV on TV to a whole flat screen.
• 34:16
  Speaker 1: Thank you. Coming up more of the Steve Harvey Morning
• 34:19
  Speaker 1: Show right after this. You're listening to the Steven Show,
• 34:24
  Speaker 1: and it's time now to play around of would you
• 34:26
  Speaker 1: rather let's just jump right in, would you rather have
• 34:31
  Speaker 1: the details of your financial life or your love life
• 34:36
  Speaker 1: made public? Show you all the money. Oh yeah, yeah,
• 34:41
  Speaker 1: we're gonna we're going on these banks. I don't see eything.
• 34:45
  Speaker 1: M y sir. And the quiet one, the rich man,
• 34:52
  Speaker 1: would you, who's very quiet, would you rather have the
• 34:55
  Speaker 1: details of your financial life or of your love life
• 34:58
  Speaker 1: be made public? Yeah, and we're waiting deep breathing, Go
• 35:05
  Speaker 1: ahead and jump, you tell people jump either way you're
• 35:13
  Speaker 1: doing way what it don't matter, you don't really matter.
• 35:19
  Speaker 1: Or go to prison for four years. It's that option. No,
• 35:28
  Speaker 1: there's no seris. You were willing to go to prison
• 35:33
  Speaker 1: deep block anyway. So I probably have to go on
• 35:42
  Speaker 1: and do the money. Yeah, yeah, I had to go
• 35:47
  Speaker 1: and show the money. But what why we don't ask y'all?
• 35:54
  Speaker 1: Why we don't ask all these questions sometimes because it's
• 35:57
  Speaker 1: for the comedians on it? Yeah, or okay, that's why.
• 36:03
  Speaker 1: Then you know what he going over it in? Where
• 36:13
  Speaker 1: was he to pay fifteen? And look at this on
• 36:16
  Speaker 1: the filth row? Did y'all? It'll be a shocks. Where
• 36:32
  Speaker 1: was y'all have your finances? Yeah? Yeah for the next
• 36:43
  Speaker 1: next quarter fear Oh we're getting out of this one, okay,
• 36:46
  Speaker 1: would you rather? Uh? Would you? I'd rather know these
• 36:51
  Speaker 1: questions ahead? Attack? Would you rather eat pizza or ice
• 36:58
  Speaker 1: cream as the only food for eternity? Which one? Pick? One?
• 37:02
  Speaker 1: Would you rather eat? Piece pizza? I love ice cream
• 37:09
  Speaker 1: and I'm topping yeahs soon as I get up in
• 37:14
  Speaker 1: the morning, I got to eat some day lunch. Running
• 37:17
  Speaker 1: out of flavor rich or something. They're both dairy. All right,
• 37:23
  Speaker 1: thanks guys, that's today's edition of would you Rather You're listening? Show?
• 37:31
  Speaker 1: All right, here we go for ask the Cello. This
• 37:33
  Speaker 1: one is from Julio and de Soto, Texas. Julio says,
• 37:37
  Speaker 1: I'm a forty seven year old man and I've never
• 37:39
  Speaker 1: been married, and I don't have any children. My brother's
• 37:42
  Speaker 1: got married in twenty eighteen and a double ceremony. I
• 37:45
  Speaker 1: have a domestic partnership with the lady that I've been
• 37:49
  Speaker 1: with for six years. She's never pressured me about a wedding,
• 37:52
  Speaker 1: but she's told my mother she'd love to marry me.
• 37:55
  Speaker 1: Should I stay quiet until she brings it up? Or
• 37:57
  Speaker 1: should I reaffirm to her that I don't want to
• 38:00
  Speaker 1: get married. I hate to be wasting her time. Hey man,
• 38:04
  Speaker 1: why don't you tell her that then, Yeah, why don't
• 38:06
  Speaker 1: you tell her you don't want to be married and
• 38:08
  Speaker 1: you would just what he called it, domestic partnership partnership. Yeah,
• 38:13
  Speaker 1: but she wants to be married, but you want a
• 38:15
  Speaker 1: domestic partnership. That's why you ain't never been married and
• 38:18
  Speaker 1: ain't got I don't feel I'll tell her. I'll tell
• 38:21
  Speaker 1: her for your ass. I'll tell her better man, I
• 38:26
  Speaker 1: will tell her take the weight off of you. But
• 38:29
  Speaker 1: you should have told her that six years ago too. Yeah,
• 38:32
  Speaker 1: you are wasting her time, you know, for six years
• 38:36
  Speaker 1: and she didn't told you, Mama she want to get married.
• 38:38
  Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure she didn't said that to you am
• 38:40
  Speaker 1: a matter of fact, Julio. I can't imagine she would
• 38:43
  Speaker 1: go to your mama with it and ain't said it
• 38:45
  Speaker 1: to you. I ain't got nothing for you, Julio. You
• 38:48
  Speaker 1: ain't got no kids. You what you want? At forty seven,
• 38:52
  Speaker 1: he's forty seven, stid he should know something. No man, Bye, Felicia.
• 39:04
  Speaker 1: This one's from Felicia in New Orleans. She says, I'm
• 39:07
  Speaker 1: a new luet and my husband and I moved to
• 39:09
  Speaker 1: his hometown recently, where he has three female friends that
• 39:12
  Speaker 1: he's known since childhood. I got along with them, but
• 39:15
  Speaker 1: I need him to set some boundaries with them. One
• 39:18
  Speaker 1: of them is a chef, and she insists that he
• 39:20
  Speaker 1: comes over at least once a week to pick up
• 39:22
  Speaker 1: a plate. He loves to rave about how good her
• 39:25
  Speaker 1: food is. My husband will meet up with the women
• 39:28
  Speaker 1: for drinks, and I find out about it after the fact.
• 39:31
  Speaker 1: He says they're like sisters and I have nothing to
• 39:33
  Speaker 1: worry about. He doesn't get it. So should I talk
• 39:36
  Speaker 1: to these ladies directly? No? Nope, nope. See, you didn't
• 39:41
  Speaker 1: marry the ladies. You married your husband. You and your
• 39:45
  Speaker 1: husband took the vials to leave all others and cleave
• 39:48
  Speaker 1: only unto you. That was his vows. Now, before you
• 39:52
  Speaker 1: got married, did he tell you he had these girlfriends,
• 39:54
  Speaker 1: he wasn't gonna cut them loose and you married him anyway?
• 39:57
  Speaker 1: Or did you discover the three girlfriends when you move
• 40:00
  Speaker 1: after his hometime? Mmmm? Coming over to the house cooking,
• 40:04
  Speaker 1: I can't no where in hell I can go in
• 40:06
  Speaker 1: there and tell Madre I'm going over this girl's house
• 40:09
  Speaker 1: for dinner. We're friends, man, Man, you know that's the
• 40:21
  Speaker 1: next thing. My friend is Man Sharley been friends for
• 40:27
  Speaker 1: twenty years. I ain't ever been over to her house,
• 40:30
  Speaker 1: and lord knows, I wouldn't go over there to eat
• 40:35
  Speaker 1: good because I wouldn't be cooking. Did you would be
• 40:40
  Speaker 1: even crazy if I said to Mark, I'm going to
• 40:42
  Speaker 1: Sherley house to eat. I thought you said Sharley couldn't cook.
• 40:46
  Speaker 1: Something was up? All right? All right, here we go,
• 40:52
  Speaker 1: Rilero and Queens. I like that name, Rolero. I moved
• 40:55
  Speaker 1: back to New York after living in Miami for for
• 40:58
  Speaker 1: a few years. I bought a small condo, and now
• 41:01
  Speaker 1: that I'm all settled in, I'm miserable because I have
• 41:04
  Speaker 1: a white neighbor that is rude and racist. When he
• 41:07
  Speaker 1: first saw me in the building, he asked me if
• 41:09
  Speaker 1: I was visiting someone, and I told him I lived there.
• 41:12
  Speaker 1: His response was, how is that possible? I ignored him.
• 41:17
  Speaker 1: He doesn't speak in passing and didn't hold a door
• 41:20
  Speaker 1: for me. One day. I'm twenty six years old and
• 41:23
  Speaker 1: I've never encountered racism like this? How should I handle
• 41:26
  Speaker 1: this guy? You've never encountered racism? Well, Laro, welcome to America. Yeah,
• 41:36
  Speaker 1: it's been here for a while, Laro. The fact that
• 41:39
  Speaker 1: you've never seen it before very surprising to me. I
• 41:42
  Speaker 1: know it's going to take your while to adjust, but
• 41:45
  Speaker 1: he not fited like your ass for no reason. Now,
• 41:49
  Speaker 1: as a Christian everywhere, you're supposed to love your neighbors.
• 41:52
  Speaker 1: I got that. It did not say you had to
• 41:55
  Speaker 1: like him, talk to him, play with him, or help
• 42:00
  Speaker 1: them up when they fall down the steps that you
• 42:03
  Speaker 1: accidentally tripped him, yell accidentally, I'm sorry, speaker, you ain't
• 42:16
  Speaker 1: e't got to say I'm sorry. Wow, all right, thank you.
• 42:22
  Speaker 1: See Elo, you're listening to show coming up at the
• 42:29
  Speaker 1: top of the hour, about four minutes after. It's my
• 42:32
  Speaker 1: strawberry letter for today, subjects doggie style lifestyle, not what
• 42:38
  Speaker 1: you think boy down boy down boy down boy down boy. Okay.
• 42:45
  Speaker 1: It is April Fool's Day today though, and the nephew
• 42:48
  Speaker 1: is here with today's Frank what you got? Now? Can
• 42:52
  Speaker 1: you fix my roof? That don't sound harmful, right, That's
• 42:58
  Speaker 1: why I said, Oh, okay, that's not see. Can you
• 43:01
  Speaker 1: fix my roof? That's all I ask? Is it leaking
• 43:04
  Speaker 1: or something got some issues? I'm not saying no, but
• 43:08
  Speaker 1: can you fix my rood? That's all I want to know.
• 43:12
  Speaker 1: Look at my face, I know Carl, I always looking
• 43:16
  Speaker 1: for that hard left. Where you going with it? Though?
• 43:19
  Speaker 1: It's always there Tommy? Yeah, well, well get ready for
• 43:23
  Speaker 1: the hard left. Here we go. Can you fix my roof?
• 43:25
  Speaker 1: Let's go cat though. Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach Eduardo. Eduardo,
• 43:31
  Speaker 1: how are you doing? Man? I'm one of your neighbors. Man,
• 43:34
  Speaker 1: I'm actually like two streets over. I wanted to see
• 43:37
  Speaker 1: if you could come around here man and help me out. Man.
• 43:39
  Speaker 1: I gotta leak in my roof. Are you able to
• 43:41
  Speaker 1: come around the corner real quicker and see about fixing
• 43:44
  Speaker 1: my roof? Who? Who's this? Yeah? This slammy? Man? I
• 43:47
  Speaker 1: live like two streets over from you. You're Eduardo, right? Yes, okay, Hey,
• 43:52
  Speaker 1: I need you to I gotta leak in my roof. Man,
• 43:54
  Speaker 1: I wanted to see if you can come around here
• 43:56
  Speaker 1: and take a little in your roof charging me. What
• 44:00
  Speaker 1: does that have to do with me? No? No, I
• 44:02
  Speaker 1: gotta leak in it. It doesn't have anything to do
• 44:04
  Speaker 1: with you. But I wanted to see you could come
• 44:05
  Speaker 1: around here and fix it for me. How did you
• 44:08
  Speaker 1: get my number? Man? What I mean? Or where do
• 44:10
  Speaker 1: you think I'm I would fix your roof? I got
• 44:14
  Speaker 1: your number from one of the neighbors. But you you
• 44:16
  Speaker 1: you you're you're Hispanic, right, Yeah, I know I'm I'm Hispanic.
• 44:21
  Speaker 1: Well I'm not from his spani I'm Mexican if that's
• 44:23
  Speaker 1: what you're asking. Yeah, yeah, yeah, Well what I'm American?
• 44:26
  Speaker 1: Mexican American? I mean, are you are you trying to
• 44:28
  Speaker 1: be funny or what? What? What are you talking about?
• 44:31
  Speaker 1: Why do I gotta go fix your roof? I mean
• 44:32
  Speaker 1: when you don't don't know. Mexican people know how to
• 44:35
  Speaker 1: do rules. You know what? Man, don't talk to me
• 44:39
  Speaker 1: like that. I'm an educated Mexican. I'm your worst nightmare.
• 44:42
  Speaker 1: Who do you do? Who? Who do you think you
• 44:45
  Speaker 1: can call me? Because I think it all Mexican fixed roofs.
• 44:48
  Speaker 1: And listen here, I'm not a roofer. I work at
• 44:51
  Speaker 1: a bank. Okay, you understand that. I understand you work
• 44:55
  Speaker 1: at a bank. But from my understanding, all Hispanic people,
• 44:58
  Speaker 1: I mean, what do you what do you? What do
• 45:00
  Speaker 1: you do with the bank? I mean you l do
• 45:01
  Speaker 1: you lay pile at a bank? You? What do you
• 45:03
  Speaker 1: do with the bank? Listen to your ignorant I work
• 45:06
  Speaker 1: at a bank. I'm a loan officer. I am a
• 45:09
  Speaker 1: dangerous I'm a Mexican with good credit. Okay, I'm a
• 45:12
  Speaker 1: dangerous Mexican. You get the wrong person. Are you that stupid? Huh?
• 45:16
  Speaker 1: What does the matter of Whoo? Who gave you my number?
• 45:19
  Speaker 1: Where do you live? You can't be one of my neighbors.
• 45:21
  Speaker 1: I haven't seen a retarded person walking around my neighborhood. Ladies,
• 45:24
  Speaker 1: I'm two streets over from you. Man, I'm I'm like
• 45:27
  Speaker 1: I said, I got a leak in my room and
• 45:29
  Speaker 1: somebody gave me a number. I thought all Hispanic people
• 45:31
  Speaker 1: knew how to fix rooms. Oh really, maybe if I
• 45:35
  Speaker 1: don't cut your classic taking the scale type of off.
• 45:39
  Speaker 1: Huh would that be cool? Huh? Why don't you come
• 45:41
  Speaker 1: over to my I'll tell you what I man. You
• 45:45
  Speaker 1: you you you're taking this. You're taking this the wrong way.
• 45:47
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to give you some work. Man, I'm trying
• 45:49
  Speaker 1: to all. I really wanted to see if you could
• 45:52
  Speaker 1: come over in and fix the leak. You know what
• 45:54
  Speaker 1: I'm saying, That's that's really all I wanted to do it.
• 45:56
  Speaker 1: I heard you know that most Hispanic people, you know,
• 45:59
  Speaker 1: all of y'all don't know how to do rute. I mean,
• 46:01
  Speaker 1: are you are you kidding me? Man? You stupid. I
• 46:05
  Speaker 1: work at a bank. I've got a degree. You didn't
• 46:06
  Speaker 1: hear me. You're one of them, ignorant, you don't listen, empthing.
• 46:09
  Speaker 1: I live in a nice neighborhood, man, what do you do?
• 46:11
  Speaker 1: You sell drugs to live in this neighborhood. You pieces,
• 46:14
  Speaker 1: look at this. You're making me degrade myself by just
• 46:16
  Speaker 1: talking to you. I don't do tile. I don't do construction.
• 46:20
  Speaker 1: I don't fix rules. I'm not a mechanic. I don't
• 46:23
  Speaker 1: do yards. Okay, do you steal? There's nothing wrong with
• 46:28
  Speaker 1: being a construction worker, for name, brick or doing tile
• 46:32
  Speaker 1: or doing roof, and there's nothing wrong with that. Man.
• 46:34
  Speaker 1: I got a lot of relatives. I've done those jobs myself,
• 46:36
  Speaker 1: but I educated myself. Now I've got a degree and
• 46:39
  Speaker 1: I work at a bank as a loan officer. Don't
• 46:41
  Speaker 1: you with me? Don't you ever call me again? Hey? Hey, hey, hey,
• 46:52
  Speaker 1: I need English? Man, I need English? English? What? What
• 46:56
  Speaker 1: what are you saying? Man? What are you saying? Man?
• 46:59
  Speaker 1: Don't don't be upset. Could I speak to languages and
• 47:01
  Speaker 1: you speak one? Or you can probably speak pig lattin
• 47:04
  Speaker 1: or something like that. You know this. You know what, man,
• 47:07
  Speaker 1: I don't even I don't even like to talk like this.
• 47:09
  Speaker 1: I worked at a bank. I gotta deal with customers
• 47:11
  Speaker 1: every day, and I deal with ignorant. I don't even
• 47:14
  Speaker 1: like sho I deal with ignorant, not a daily basis
• 47:17
  Speaker 1: like you do. They got playing with me. Huh, Man,
• 47:20
  Speaker 1: I grew up on the West Side. You need to
• 47:24
  Speaker 1: watch your tone. Okay, man, you hey man, let me
• 47:27
  Speaker 1: let me let me ask you this though. Do you
• 47:28
  Speaker 1: know Julio? Do you know Julios? Yeah, I know Julios.
• 47:33
  Speaker 1: That's that's my cousin. Man. What does he have to
• 47:35
  Speaker 1: do with Okay, okay, Julio is the one that told
• 47:38
  Speaker 1: me to call you. This is nephew Tommy from the
• 47:41
  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show. Man, your cousins just got me
• 47:44
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• 47:51
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• 47:55
  Speaker 1: listen to that show. Man. Y'all got me what man? What?
• 48:00
  Speaker 1: He well? I was ready to be a real mESC
• 48:03
  Speaker 1: from the hood. Man. God you all right, man, you
• 48:06
  Speaker 1: got me? Man, I was gonna go back to be
• 48:08
  Speaker 1: let my cousins. Boy, man, hey, man, I got one
• 48:15
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• 48:21
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• 48:27
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• 48:32
  Speaker 1: the hood would love that man? He'd be one of
• 48:34
  Speaker 1: the homeboys. Man crazy, Yeah, yeah, right, a problem. Got
• 48:47
  Speaker 1: what you asked? I told y'all gonna make a hard left.
• 48:51
  Speaker 1: Look at my face. Played way too much play. I know,
• 48:57
  Speaker 1: I know, just because a man in Spanish does not
• 49:00
  Speaker 1: us you to write to call him and answer you
• 49:01
  Speaker 1: fix was not right? This one was not having it.
• 49:07
  Speaker 1: I worked at the bank of you. Yeah, you know what,
• 49:12
  Speaker 1: surely it's my job. Sure, it's my job. How many
• 49:16
  Speaker 1: people surely do you know it's the job to be stupid?
• 49:20
  Speaker 1: How many people you know? Oh, but it's a lot
• 49:23
  Speaker 1: of people being stupid that we know. But I'm just
• 49:25
  Speaker 1: saying it's my job. Okay, you would do it for free.
• 49:33
  Speaker 1: You do it for free. Why are you Why are
• 49:35
  Speaker 1: you trying to bring my paint check? Don are you
• 49:37
  Speaker 1: trying to do that? You're not. You ain't gonna from
• 49:44
  Speaker 1: my stupidity. You can't help it. Tom all racial crossing.
• 49:49
  Speaker 1: I'm crossing. I don't. I do not discriminate. I am
• 49:52
  Speaker 1: I am not racist. I am hitting everybody. So if
• 49:55
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• 49:57
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• 50:02
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• 51:38
  Speaker 1: after this. You're listening to show. All right, guys, time
• 51:44
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• 52:08
  Speaker 1: is a Strawberry letter subject Doggie style lifestyle Pere Stephen Shirley.
• 52:15
  Speaker 1: I am a twenty seven year old woman and I
• 52:18
  Speaker 1: just moved in with my boyfriend. We've been dating for
• 52:21
  Speaker 1: one year and we have a great relationship. But of
• 52:25
  Speaker 1: course there's an issue, or I wouldn't be writing you.
• 52:29
  Speaker 1: I love making is very good, but we are never alone.
• 52:34
  Speaker 1: When we're intimate, there's always four extra eyes very close by,
• 52:39
  Speaker 1: staring at us. It's his dog. He has a Doberman
• 52:45
  Speaker 1: and a German Shepherd, and these dogs are very spoiled
• 52:48
  Speaker 1: and run the house. When my boyfriend and I get
• 52:51
  Speaker 1: in the bed, they jump into. Since I moved in,
• 52:55
  Speaker 1: my boyfriend has forced them to sleep on the floor
• 52:58
  Speaker 1: next to our bed. Since I did want them in
• 53:00
  Speaker 1: our bed, I have asked them. I have asked him
• 53:03
  Speaker 1: to put the dogs beds in the guest room so
• 53:05
  Speaker 1: they can sleep in there at night. But he says
• 53:08
  Speaker 1: I'm being inconsiderate and silly. He says, they're dogs and
• 53:12
  Speaker 1: they don't understand what we're doing when we're intimate, but
• 53:15
  Speaker 1: it creeps me out. They always come right up to
• 53:18
  Speaker 1: the bed and stare at us the entire time. I
• 53:21
  Speaker 1: have asked my boyfriend over and over to close our
• 53:25
  Speaker 1: bedroom door and keep them out while we have sex,
• 53:28
  Speaker 1: but he says they will wind the entire time and
• 53:31
  Speaker 1: spoil the mood. I think this is very weird. I
• 53:35
  Speaker 1: can't enjoy sex with these two big dogs breathing on us.
• 53:39
  Speaker 1: How can I get them out of our bedroom? Or
• 53:41
  Speaker 1: maybe I should go and let the dog stay. I
• 53:44
  Speaker 1: didn't sign up for this doggie style life. Please help. Wow. Yeah,
• 53:49
  Speaker 1: I agree with you. This is weird. Okay, watching is watching.
• 53:54
  Speaker 1: I don't care if it is dogs watching. I don't
• 53:57
  Speaker 1: care unless you're into that sort of thing, and clearly
• 54:01
  Speaker 1: you're not. This is weird. I mean, I think your
• 54:04
  Speaker 1: man should definitely put his dogs in another room or
• 54:07
  Speaker 1: give them something to do while you guys are doing it.
• 54:09
  Speaker 1: I think that's only normal. I mean, I know people
• 54:13
  Speaker 1: love their dogs and they're crazy about the dogs, and
• 54:15
  Speaker 1: they treat them like people and all of that, but
• 54:19
  Speaker 1: this right here is ridiculous. You're uncomfortable, you know, it
• 54:23
  Speaker 1: makes you feel creeped out and everything. I think he's
• 54:26
  Speaker 1: being disrespectful to you, putting the dogs above you. I
• 54:30
  Speaker 1: think he is, you know, because since you're officially moved
• 54:35
  Speaker 1: in now you know, I know, it hasn't been that long.
• 54:37
  Speaker 1: It's only been about a month or so, you say,
• 54:40
  Speaker 1: But guess what, it's your house too, so you get
• 54:42
  Speaker 1: to say something about you know, how you want your
• 54:45
  Speaker 1: house to be run. You're the woman of the house.
• 54:47
  Speaker 1: That means you shouldn't be uncomfortable in your own home.
• 54:50
  Speaker 1: You shouldn't be uncomfortable in this relationship. It sounds like
• 54:54
  Speaker 1: he's disregarding your feelings. You don't want the dogs in
• 54:57
  Speaker 1: there during intimacy. He doesn't seem to have a problem
• 55:00
  Speaker 1: with it. Is this a deal breaker to you? If
• 55:04
  Speaker 1: it is, you're gonna have to keep it moving Steve. Well, well,
• 55:10
  Speaker 1: well let me just say this right here, if we
• 55:15
  Speaker 1: really in here, tell about some damn dog. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 55:20
  Speaker 1: there were we're talking about in the bedroom dog. Now.
• 55:25
  Speaker 1: Twenty seven year old ladies. She'd moved in with a boyfriend.
• 55:29
  Speaker 1: They've been dating for a year. They got a great relationship.
• 55:32
  Speaker 1: But like she said in her letter, you know, something
• 55:34
  Speaker 1: gotta be wrong that I wouldn't be writing y'all. I
• 55:37
  Speaker 1: love making this very good, but we're never alone. It's
• 55:42
  Speaker 1: always extra eyes, very close. And it's two damn dogs.
• 55:48
  Speaker 1: Now these ain't chas and you know, you know, shit suits,
• 55:53
  Speaker 1: and these ain't little picking knees Jesus Germans shepherds. And yeah,
• 56:03
  Speaker 1: he took damn big ass dogs. Now all up in
• 56:07
  Speaker 1: the here. You got these big dogs in your house
• 56:09
  Speaker 1: and you want them in the other room. Now you
• 56:12
  Speaker 1: had your you had your boyfriend kick him out the bed.
• 56:16
  Speaker 1: I didn't understand that they're getting up in the bed.
• 56:17
  Speaker 1: Now they ain't when we stay get in the floor,
• 56:21
  Speaker 1: his sheets, his best bread steak. Because she let me
• 56:25
  Speaker 1: explain something to you. Dogs smell like dogs. I don't
• 56:29
  Speaker 1: kill who the hell you bathe them every day? Dogs
• 56:33
  Speaker 1: still smell like dogs. Now as soon as you bathe them,
• 56:38
  Speaker 1: they go okay, but don't let the hand run outside
• 56:41
  Speaker 1: and come back in. They goes outside and gets a
• 56:44
  Speaker 1: lot of dogs on them. And now they back in
• 56:47
  Speaker 1: the house. So now you want them in the other room.
• 56:53
  Speaker 1: You ask him to do that, he says, you're being inconsiderate. Wow, okay, Now,
• 57:00
  Speaker 1: howld is your man and is he stupid? Don't you
• 57:04
  Speaker 1: think they're around the same age? How old is your
• 57:08
  Speaker 1: man and is he stupid? To tell your woman you
• 57:11
  Speaker 1: being and considerate? Now, Shirley said it right. Because you're
• 57:15
  Speaker 1: the woman of the house. You can't be uncomfortable in
• 57:18
  Speaker 1: your own home ever. Ever. A woman should never be
• 57:25
  Speaker 1: uncomfortable in her home. Ever. I got news for you.
• 57:30
  Speaker 1: A man should never be uncomfortable in their home ever.
• 57:38
  Speaker 1: And your children deal with it. But even a child
• 57:44
  Speaker 1: wants to come home and be comfortable. I don't care
• 57:48
  Speaker 1: if it's just in their room. Everybody wants a place
• 57:50
  Speaker 1: where they can go and be comfortable. But the dogs
• 57:54
  Speaker 1: can't have the run of the house. Shirley's absolutely right.
• 57:58
  Speaker 1: You deserve to have comfort in your home and you
• 58:02
  Speaker 1: can get it. I'm just gonna tell you what's gonna
• 58:06
  Speaker 1: happen during end of the thing. If we don't get
• 58:08
  Speaker 1: the dogs out, then I'm gonna just I'm something. If
• 58:15
  Speaker 1: I wake up the other night with your Doberman licking
• 58:17
  Speaker 1: your hand, man, it freaks you outta God, damn just
• 58:22
  Speaker 1: shot him through that sitting Tom and Jan a cat carton.
• 58:27
  Speaker 1: All right, we'll have part two of Steve's response coming
• 58:30
  Speaker 1: up at twenty three after the hour, subject of the
• 58:32
  Speaker 1: Strawberry letter today doggie style lifestyle. Right after this you're
• 58:37
  Speaker 1: listening to show? All right, come on, let's recap today's
• 58:42
  Speaker 1: Strawberry letters. A seven year old man Tyler letter? Is
• 58:47
  Speaker 1: what you doggie style lifestyle? Wow? She got moved in
• 58:52
  Speaker 1: with a boyfriend. Been there for a you that the
• 58:55
  Speaker 1: dogs is getting home the nerves because when they intimate,
• 58:57
  Speaker 1: the ain't never ruined by their self day and they're
• 58:59
  Speaker 1: watching cry Now she wants dogs to be put out.
• 59:07
  Speaker 1: He didn't told a girl he didn't putting them out
• 59:09
  Speaker 1: because she being inconsiderate and silly. That is what you
• 59:15
  Speaker 1: think the dog think. If the dog don't even know
• 59:17
  Speaker 1: what's happening, I promise you that big ass is wondering,
• 59:21
  Speaker 1: what is all is moaning? What is all is driving?
• 59:23
  Speaker 1: Why y'all naked? You're fitting the heels? Next thing you know,
• 59:29
  Speaker 1: you're gonna have a dog moving in close because dogs
• 59:32
  Speaker 1: like to sniff. Now, I'm just telling you facts about dogs.
• 59:38
  Speaker 1: That's their primary sense. It's not feel, it's smell and taste.
• 59:44
  Speaker 1: They gonna eventually comes sniffing around. Now I'm a little
• 59:49
  Speaker 1: edgy when the dog is sniffing me with my clothes on.
• 59:53
  Speaker 1: Now I'm somewhere ass naked. What I can't have it
• 59:57
  Speaker 1: that little cold ass load touching. You know, the nose
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 1: be cold. Yeah, you're on your back and all of
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 1: a sudden you feel this a little cold dot on
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 1: your ass. You really need this visual. Yeah, you need
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 1: this visual because we gotta get the dogs out this rule. Now,
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to help this lady wrote this. Let them.
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 1: Now you think you're tripping right now, that's because they
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 1: ain't moved in to participate. But them dogs is fitting
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 1: to participate. Oh we played they thank y'all in the planning.
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 1: They're gonna want in on that. That's gonna start with
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 1: the breathing. Then it's gonna go to sniffing. They ain't
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 1: gonna be smelling your breath either. Now he might be
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 1: all right with that because you know how it probably
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 1: had a little cold nose on his ass before I'm
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 1: telling you he has he'd been in that house with
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 1: these dogs. You inconsider you silly? Yeah, he comfortable. They've
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 1: been in the bed before. She moved in. He's slipperty,
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 1: too big ass dog. Them stinking in My damn dog
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 1: smell like a dog. He got bad breath, man, Go
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 1: get away from me. There are a lot of dog lovers,
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 1: Steve do you can be a dog lover. This my joke.
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 1: My joker is for people that ain't dog lovers. This
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 1: is my joke. Is not fun. Dog lovers, you might not.
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 1: I don't think that's fun at all. But how high
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 1: it is to me? She says, they're very spoiled and
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 1: they run the house. Hell yeah, they spoiled, they run
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 1: the house. But now here, come on. See now we
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 1: didn't breathed, and we'd just sniffed. I ain't got nothing
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 1: to tell you said it wasn't next Now okay, if
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 1: we didn't done all the breathing and all the sniffing,
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 1: tell me what you'd have seen your dog do? That
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 1: makes you uncomfortable? And every body is uncomfortable with it,
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 1: even a dog lover. How many times you've been sitting
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 1: up there eating your plate and you look over there
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  Speaker 1: and here snash, it's going to town man, because eat
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  Speaker 1: Mardree loves dog, but damn bad. Sometimes we get in
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  Speaker 1: front of that fireplace, and ain't nobody looking? And Bad
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  Speaker 1: just started looking everywhere, and now Marjorie don't want a
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  Speaker 1: damn dog no more? Stop it. Bad and Bad be
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  Speaker 1: looking up like what a dog? Stop? And I'm looking
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  Speaker 1: at him, going, oh my god, that gentleman. Yeah, if
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  Speaker 1: I could do that, you could do? What if I
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  Speaker 1: could do what my dog dog to myself? You know
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  Speaker 1: the moment I would have been in had so crazy, Steve,
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  Speaker 1: where you I ain't coming in today's happening. I'm busy
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  Speaker 1: I'm doing though. So now I ain't said nothing nasty.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not said nothing cruel. I'm allowing you to write
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  Speaker 1: your own joke on your way to work. But we
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  Speaker 1: all know what our dogs do that embarrass us. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: well he gonna walk up to you and really embarrass you.
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  Speaker 1: He said, wait a minute. Oh oh, everybody got the
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  Speaker 1: oh oh, everybody got the ears out. Now, oh oh,
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  Speaker 1: there's what we're doing. First, he's gonna start with Jess itself. Oh,
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  Speaker 1: there's what we're doing. Dogs are smart. You've got to
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  Speaker 1: get these dogs out of your bed room because eventually
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  Speaker 1: they're gonna want to make want to participate. Is this
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  Speaker 1: a deal breaker? I think it is. Now here's what
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  Speaker 1: I think you could do, young ladies. This is I
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  Speaker 1: think you can solve the problem. You're going to have
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  Speaker 1: to issue an ultimatum. Either you put the dogs out
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  Speaker 1: of the bedroom and get comfortable and make them get
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  Speaker 1: okay with being in the room. They're gonna learn to
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  Speaker 1: stop the whining. They're gonna stop, and if you don't
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  Speaker 1: get them used to it, then you're gonna hear my
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  Speaker 1: wine and we're gonna see which one of these you like,
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  Speaker 1: the dog's wine and of my wine, because my wining
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  Speaker 1: comes with consequences. I'm not making love anymore in front
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  Speaker 1: of these damn dogs. I'm not doing it now. I
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  Speaker 1: want to be with you, but I'm not doing it
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  Speaker 1: anymore in front of these dogs. Period. Secondly, if that
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  Speaker 1: don't work, here comes to other ultimatums. Either you put
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  Speaker 1: the dogs out, I'll go out. Let me go back
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  Speaker 1: to where I was until the dogs can sleep on
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  Speaker 1: their own. Because all you want to say have privacy.
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  Speaker 1: You didn't ask the man to get rid of the dogs.
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 1: You just ask him to move the dogs around. So
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  Speaker 1: those are the ultimatums. I can't do this anymore with
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  Speaker 1: these dogs. I'm uncomfortable. Call me silly if you want to,
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  Speaker 1: But I tell you who really gonna look silly? You are?
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  Speaker 1: And that with them damn dogs and y'all looking at
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  Speaker 1: each other now they can lick themselves. You can't. All right, guys,
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  Speaker 1: we gotta get out of here. Email us are in gram.
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  Speaker 1: That's your thoughts on today's Strawberry letter. It's Steve Harvey.
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  Speaker 1: F M. You're listening, all right? Come on? Steve introduced
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  Speaker 1: Jay as he murders another Jay are brown all right
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  Speaker 1: to day's hit. It's very it's very dead to me.
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  Speaker 1: And I got this from my buddy Steve. He said,
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  Speaker 1: my wife, Uh, where's these damn capri pants all the time?
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  Speaker 1: And he's really sick of it? Could you write a song? Then?
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  Speaker 1: Some of these ladies know that you can't win these
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 1: pants all the damn time. Check it out, girls a sexy,
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 1: all the meat on the moans. Some outfits look good
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 1: on y'all. Some us you leave alone. Well, I mean
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 1: to let you know, girl, on stair round, I'll get
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  Speaker 1: someone dress or tape battle grief. As long as those
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  Speaker 1: pants a long leads no blood side the breeds get
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  Speaker 1: one batch. You was the seed of that I below
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  Speaker 1: your knees. They look at up nine kneel on knees.
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  Speaker 1: Those pants don't have set some people, but he's his me.
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  Speaker 1: You willing too much like six times voween, So do
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  Speaker 1: me favor girl, won't you burn coprich big? And you
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  Speaker 1: please so long as Penny's second time breach say it
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  Speaker 1: should have a right to me. You got you gott it.
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 1: You gotta stop windows compete says to please wear one
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 1: like bire Hey, you really were a singer and your
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 1: yes and you're done said it. He did sleep say
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 1: you just roll a piece, not them too much. I see, babe.
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  Speaker 1: You didn't lose any friends on that jun He didn't
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 1: lose any friends on that one. But next week you're
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 1: listening all right? Time for comedy roulette. Now, okah, this
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 1: is always on. You set it up. Please let do
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 1: this every week. You give us some subject because you
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 1: guys test our comedy ability. Put five subjects on the wheel.
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 1: Then the wheel wedge. Stop. We will do the damn thing.
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  Speaker 1: What you got? What you got? All right? Here we go.
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  Speaker 1: First subject, dang dog, while your pants so hot? That's
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 1: good too. It's all you can eat, but not at
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 1: one time. Okay, here's number three. Dang girl, that's way
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 1: too much lip gloss. Okay, no, no, no, no, don't
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 1: take these personals. Don't take a number four. You need
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 1: to just cut the rest of that hair on off.
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  Speaker 1: I like that one, all right. And number five, that's
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 1: not a manly dog. That's not a manly dog. Dog.
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 1: Dang girl, that's way too much lip blos. Let me tell,
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 1: let me shut your You know you got on too
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 1: much lip bloss. When I see you and I can
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 1: see my reflection and I'm thinking to myself, Lord, I
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 1: wish I had a squeege you. You know what I'm
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 1: telling what you got nippo. I don't really like seeing this,
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 1: but I've had this happened before. I've been in a
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 1: situation if I'm trying to kiss you and you gotta
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 1: way too much niplo. We can't kiss because I keep sliding,
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 1: I keep sliding off your mouth. This is way too
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 1: much niplock. Let me take some of this off. That
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 1: way too much. It's way too much lip blof. When
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 1: you eat a chicken leg and take one bite, but
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 1: the rest of the leg is pink all around the leg,
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 1: Come on, man, you gotta take some of that down.
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 1: That way too much lip bloves, Man, you got on
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 1: too much lip bloss. If it looked like slob, you
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 1: can't tell, that's too weird. You know you got on
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 1: too much lip blofs when your lips is leaking on
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 1: the right, on the side and just dripping down. One
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 1: time fed on so much red niplock. What I wanted
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 1: to know? I said, Damn, who hit you in the mouth? Help? Yeah,
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 1: you don't just hit my girl? All right, all right,
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 1: all right, all right. You know you gotta way too
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  Speaker 1: much little gloves. When I walk in the room and
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 1: everybody got your lip blows on because you didn't kiss them,
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 1: everybody wearing it. Now, that's a lot of gloves. If
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 1: you're talking, and it didn't looked like somebody flashes his
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 1: on that too much? You know you got on a
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 1: lot of lip blow. When you open your mouth you
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 1: make a bubble, it's a lot of little cloths. That's
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 1: a lot of I tell you right now, you got
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 1: on a lot of lip clothes. I look at you,
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 1: and I see flies trapped stuffed up round your mouth.
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 1: You didn't tramp the much a flat wild I said,
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  Speaker 1: a lot of that too. You know you wear too
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 1: much livelof If anything we said then pissed you out
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 1: and about be a man? Why didn't tell them about me?
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 1: You know who you are? You all right? Thanks guys always,
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 1: we'll be back. You're listening to morning show. I think
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 1: all of us have this fear, uh if we work
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 1: this shift, this morning shift, over sleeping and being late
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 1: for work. Obviously I don't. You don't have that fear.
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 1: I do. Uh So, So the question is how many
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 1: alarms do you set in the morning to make sure
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 1: you're on time for work? I got two? You have
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 1: two alarms? To Tommy, yeah, I have too. You don't
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 1: have that fear, Steve that if we oversleep, if we
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 1: see daylight, for us, it's on. I just kid that
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 1: the other day. I just did it the other day.
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  Speaker 1: Woke up mad at you guys because you didn't call me.
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  Speaker 1: I ain't no since a Russian if you see that daylight,
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  Speaker 1: ain't since morning radio. Y No. I woke up one
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 1: time and saw daylight. I'm not The lamps over and
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  Speaker 1: everything sail over the rug? Right, So you say you
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 1: said to Tommy Carl, you said too, What about you, junior? Fo?
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  Speaker 1: You set four Okay. I usually don't set the alarm,
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 1: but if I do, I only need one. I just
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 1: wake up. I'm up there early. But Junior pour for Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: well you know where he got sick or sale? I
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 1: got it. Yeah, I gotta do three tip of your chicks.
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  Speaker 1: I got all kinds of stuff I got to do first.
• 1:14:11
  Speaker 1: You most Americans set four alarms, most of them. Four
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 1: most Americans. But let's see that people don't like their job.
• 1:14:20
  Speaker 1: We'll have more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show coming
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 1: up at thirty three minutes after we'll play a round
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 1: of would you rather? Right after this. You're listening to
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show, and it's time now to play around
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 1: of would you rather? Let's just jump right in. Would
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 1: you rather have the details of your financial life or
• 1:14:42
  Speaker 1: your love life made public? Show all his money? Oh yeah, yeah,
• 1:14:49
  Speaker 1: we're gonna we're going on these banks. I don't see everything.
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 1: M and the quiet one, the rich man, would you
• 1:15:01
  Speaker 1: who's very quiet? Would you rather have the details of
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 1: your financial life or of your love life be made public? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: And we're waiting, deep breathing, Go ahead and jump to
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  Speaker 1: tell people jump either way? Yeah you do? Wait what
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  Speaker 1: it don't matter you don't really matter, or go to
• 1:15:28
  Speaker 1: prison for four years. It's that option. No, there's no
• 1:15:37
  Speaker 1: SI prison. You're willing to go to prison deep anyway.
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 1: So I probably have to go on do the money.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah you can't. What? Yeah? I had to go and
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 1: show the money, see if you could? What? Huh? Why
• 1:16:01
  Speaker 1: we don't ask y'all? Why we don't ask y'all these
• 1:16:04
  Speaker 1: questions sometimes because it's for the comedians on this year. Okay,
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 1: that's why I wasn't get then you know nothing about me.
• 1:16:13
  Speaker 1: I want to ask you what he going over it
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  Speaker 1: in his mask to pay fifteen and look at this
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  Speaker 1: on the fifth row, y'all will be a shocks. What
• 1:16:40
  Speaker 1: where was y'all have your finance? Yeah? Yeah for the
• 1:16:52
  Speaker 1: next next quarter. Oh, we're getting out of this one. Okay.
• 1:16:55
  Speaker 1: Would you rather? Uh? Would you? I'd rather know this?
• 1:17:00
  Speaker 1: Questions ahead attack. Would you rather eat pizza or ice
• 1:17:07
  Speaker 1: cream as the only food for eternity? Which one? Pick one?
• 1:17:12
  Speaker 1: Would you rather eat pizza? I love ice cream, but
• 1:17:18
  Speaker 1: I'm topping. Yeah, soon as I get up in the morning,
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 1: I gotta eat some damn ice cream rich or something.
• 1:17:32
  Speaker 1: All right, Thanks guys. That's today's edition of would you
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  Speaker 1: rather coming up at forty nine minutes after the hour,
• 1:17:38
  Speaker 1: it is our last break of the day, and of
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  Speaker 1: course we will have some closing remarks from our fearlessly
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  Speaker 1: fearless leader, the one and only Steve Harvey right after this.
• 1:17:46
  Speaker 1: You're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, Steve,
• 1:17:50
  Speaker 1: last break of the day. Wow, what a wild ride today. Anyway,
• 1:17:56
  Speaker 1: but now it's always uh, you're here with your closing remarks. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: My closing remarks today is I want to remind everyone
• 1:18:10
  Speaker 1: about the things you're going through. I want to remind
• 1:18:15
  Speaker 1: you about some of the things that's happening to you,
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  Speaker 1: especially for those of you that are hurting. Everybody is hurting.
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  Speaker 1: All of us are sick with something. All of us,
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  Speaker 1: every living human being. Nobody is pure and clean. No
• 1:18:39
  Speaker 1: one is pure and clean. No one is without hurt,
• 1:18:43
  Speaker 1: no one is without pain, no one is without suffering.
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  Speaker 1: All of us are hurting some kind of way. It's
• 1:18:52
  Speaker 1: because that's life. That's life, man. Now, how we handle
• 1:18:58
  Speaker 1: the hurt, the pain, and the suffering, that depends on
• 1:19:05
  Speaker 1: how our mental state is. I've often said it before.
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  Speaker 1: If you change your attitude, you change your altitude. If
• 1:19:13
  Speaker 1: hurt pain and suffering are a part of life, then
• 1:19:18
  Speaker 1: it must be how you handle the hurt, pain and
• 1:19:21
  Speaker 1: suffering that determines the outcome of a lot of it.
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  Speaker 1: So this today is for the hurting. This message today
• 1:19:31
  Speaker 1: is for people in pain. This message today offer people
• 1:19:36
  Speaker 1: who are suffering. I say this to you because I
• 1:19:41
  Speaker 1: fit in all three of these categories. Oftentimes it regardless
• 1:19:46
  Speaker 1: is what you was, Steve, how you in pain, suffering
• 1:19:48
  Speaker 1: and you hurting? You got this and you got that.
• 1:19:51
  Speaker 1: That ain't got nothing to do with it. I wish,
• 1:19:55
  Speaker 1: I wish you could make money and that would make
• 1:19:58
  Speaker 1: your life smooth it I'm telling you right now, I don't.
• 1:20:02
  Speaker 1: So if you think if your money gonna make you happy,
• 1:20:04
  Speaker 1: money does not make you happy, and money does not
• 1:20:07
  Speaker 1: make your life right. It gives you more choices in life.
• 1:20:12
  Speaker 1: It's what it does. What money actually does is it
• 1:20:15
  Speaker 1: takes all emergencies and turns them into mere inconveniences. It
• 1:20:21
  Speaker 1: takes most all emergencies. Your car breakdown, that could be
• 1:20:25
  Speaker 1: emergency in somebody's life. That's not an emergency in my
• 1:20:28
  Speaker 1: life because I can straighten that out. You follow what
• 1:20:32
  Speaker 1: I'm saying that as some things that money can't fix
• 1:20:35
  Speaker 1: you lose a love one. No amount of money you
• 1:20:38
  Speaker 1: have eases the hurt, the pain, or the suffering. Nothing
• 1:20:43
  Speaker 1: nothing fixes that. So this message is for the hurt,
• 1:20:49
  Speaker 1: the pain, and the suffering. Here's what you have to understand.
• 1:20:54
  Speaker 1: Everything you're going through is God preparing you for what
• 1:20:58
  Speaker 1: you ask for. If you ask for big stuff, much
• 1:21:03
  Speaker 1: is going to be quiet for you to do. In
• 1:21:05
  Speaker 1: order to attain the big stuff, to whom much is given,
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  Speaker 1: much is required. And in the requirements that comes some
• 1:21:14
  Speaker 1: pain that comes from suffering, that comes from hurt. Nobody
• 1:21:19
  Speaker 1: going through this life free and clear. You understand me
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  Speaker 1: so quick, tripping man, because God is processing you. So
• 1:21:27
  Speaker 1: you got to deal with the tests that come, because
• 1:21:30
  Speaker 1: you can't have a testimony without the test. You have
• 1:21:33
  Speaker 1: to deal with the things that are confronting you. And
• 1:21:35
  Speaker 1: that's how you deal with the things that's confronting you
• 1:21:38
  Speaker 1: can determine the outcome. You can't stop nothing that happens
• 1:21:41
  Speaker 1: to you, but you can fix your attitude when it does.
• 1:21:45
  Speaker 1: Because it's coming. Life's waves and tides and billows and storms.
• 1:21:52
  Speaker 1: They're coming. It's just what you do about it. Understand
• 1:21:57
  Speaker 1: that you are in the process and when you're being
• 1:22:00
  Speaker 1: processed on what you think of your history, name me
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  Speaker 1: one thing that God hasn't brought you through, And if
• 1:22:07
  Speaker 1: he hasn't brought you through it, he's currently pulling you
• 1:22:10
  Speaker 1: through it right now. You have survived far more than
• 1:22:14
  Speaker 1: you thought you could, ever thought you would, or ever
• 1:22:17
  Speaker 1: thought you'd have to. And the reason I know is
• 1:22:20
  Speaker 1: because you can hear me talking right now. God's track
• 1:22:24
  Speaker 1: record with you is outstanding. He has done the in
• 1:22:27
  Speaker 1: thinkable for you time and time again. God has delivered
• 1:22:31
  Speaker 1: you in times when you didn't even think you could
• 1:22:33
  Speaker 1: ever get delivered. He didn't delivered you so many times
• 1:22:36
  Speaker 1: you forgot the delivery date. You just showed up and
• 1:22:39
  Speaker 1: it was all right, and you just forgot to thank
• 1:22:42
  Speaker 1: him that day. For God's track record, he's batting a thousand.
• 1:22:47
  Speaker 1: So while you're being processed, know that this too shall
• 1:22:50
  Speaker 1: pass and you'll be on to something else. And He
• 1:22:54
  Speaker 1: just does what he does over and over again. So
• 1:22:57
  Speaker 1: God is processing you. He ain't through what you yet,
• 1:23:00
  Speaker 1: so quit tripping because God ain't through with you yet.
• 1:23:05
  Speaker 1: You just being processed. You're being tested to see if
• 1:23:09
  Speaker 1: what you really want you're asking him for, it's what
• 1:23:12
  Speaker 1: you really want. Just pass the tests, keep waking up,
• 1:23:16
  Speaker 1: keep being grateful, keep thinking him, and keep on pushing.
• 1:23:22
  Speaker 1: God has a great life for you if you just
• 1:23:24
  Speaker 1: remember that one thing He is processing you, the things
• 1:23:29
  Speaker 1: you're going through, is preparing you for what you ask for.
• 1:23:33
  Speaker 1: Just keep passing the tests, don't ever give up. The
• 1:23:38
  Speaker 1: reward is coming. It'll be yours. As old people used
• 1:23:42
  Speaker 1: to say, victory, victory shall be mine, It'll be yours.
• 1:23:48
  Speaker 1: I've seen it happen in my life thousands of time,
• 1:23:53
  Speaker 1: when it looks so bad for me, and all of
• 1:23:55
  Speaker 1: a sudden I came through it and on the other
• 1:23:58
  Speaker 1: side the sun was okay. Same thing as in store
• 1:24:03
  Speaker 1: for you. Just remember God is processing you, all right.
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  Speaker 1: Stay with it, y'all. Those are my clothes remarks today. Thanks.
• 1:24:09
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