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FULL SHOW: Christmas Light Expiration, Strawberry Letter: Her Special Healing Soup - 01.05.26 · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Today show is pre recorded.
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  Speaker 2: Y'all know what time. Y'all don't know y'all.
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  Speaker 3: At all at all, So.
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  Speaker 1: Don't given them all.
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  Speaker 4: Black a million bus busy, Yeah, listening to me to show.
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  Speaker 5: I don't joy? Yeah, joy, you got.
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  Speaker 6: To use that.
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  Speaker 7: Love. Turn you gotta turn well, I.
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  Speaker 3: Can't got to turn about turn.
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  Speaker 4: You probably got to turn the mouth the turn mount
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  Speaker 4: a wad of the way up.
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  Speaker 8: Come come on, you'll think that, Uh, I sure will.
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  Speaker 8: Good morning everybody, if you all listen to the voice,
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  Speaker 8: come on dig me now, one and only. Steve Harvey
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  Speaker 8: got a radio show. I thank God for it every day.
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  Speaker 8: I try to remember that too, you know, I try
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  Speaker 8: to remember to be grateful. I think gratitude is one
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  Speaker 8: of the things that helps keep me grounded. You can
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  Speaker 8: go as far as you want in life. If you
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  Speaker 8: don't mind who gets the credit. Well that applies to
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  Speaker 8: God too, don't it. I mean, you know, really, if
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  Speaker 8: you don't mind who gets the credit. I'm surrounded by
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  Speaker 8: very competent people. I'm surrounded by a lot of people
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  Speaker 8: who work hard on their jobs on their career, who
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  Speaker 8: are dedicated employees and also just dedicated to their families.
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  Speaker 8: And you know, dedicated to their own set of aspirations.
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  Speaker 8: I don't expect anybody to work for me forever. I
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  Speaker 8: always look at my job tunities are stepping stones because
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  Speaker 8: I want everyone around me really to aspire to be more.
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  Speaker 8: I mean, that's really the way I am. I'm not
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  Speaker 8: any other way. I'm not trying to hold you to
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  Speaker 8: this position. You know, tell you there's no room for
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  Speaker 8: growth any of that. But even though I'm surrounded by
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  Speaker 8: these people, I'm grateful that God placed them in my path,
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  Speaker 8: in my life. But in my mind, in my spirit,
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  Speaker 8: in everything in me, the credit still belongs to God.
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  Speaker 8: I'm sorry. The credit still belongs to God. See if
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  Speaker 8: you would, just for a moment, stop thinking about yourself,
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  Speaker 8: just for a moment. I know that's hard, but just
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  Speaker 8: for a moment, stop thinking about yourself and realize that
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  Speaker 8: maybe you are who you are because God is who
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  Speaker 8: he is. Maybe that's the case. Have you ever considered that?
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  Speaker 8: That's the strongest possibility I can give to you? You know,
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  Speaker 8: how do you think you the one that made it through?
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  Speaker 8: How you think you the one after all of the
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  Speaker 8: ignorant decisions we have made? And oh my goodness, let's
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  Speaker 8: all be honest, ain't we made some crazy decisions I'm
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  Speaker 8: talking about, man, I have made decisions so adverse to
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  Speaker 8: my destiny and career, my promises. I've made some decisions man,
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  Speaker 8: knowingly you hear me knowingly do something wrong, and in
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  Speaker 8: spite of all that, I'm.
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  Speaker 2: Still here standing.
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  Speaker 8: Okay, come on, now, really, really, all the dirt you'd done,
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  Speaker 8: done everybody done dirt, all the mistakes you've made, you
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  Speaker 8: in the position you in today because of what? Because
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  Speaker 8: you all that? Because you work harder than anybody else. Look,
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  Speaker 8: I work hard, I'll be I'll tell you in a minute.
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  Speaker 8: I work hard. But I don't think I'm the hardest
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  Speaker 8: working person out there. I'm pretty sure somebody done work
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  Speaker 8: way harder than I have. So okay, so you work hard? Okay, cool,
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  Speaker 8: I got all that. But man, what about his grace
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  Speaker 8: and his mercy? What about his favor? How many times, man,
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  Speaker 8: you donet relied on that, even when you ain't know
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  Speaker 8: you was relying on it? How many times man, God
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  Speaker 8: done shown you mercy? You ain't even deserve it? Do
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  Speaker 8: you know how many things I've done wrong? I just
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  Speaker 8: ain't get caught at it?
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  Speaker 2: You know? Let me see how simple I can be here.
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  Speaker 8: You speed, you jwall, You lie to police when you
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  Speaker 8: get pulled over that you wasn't speed, and you go
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  Speaker 8: to court and argue you wasn't speed when you was.
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  Speaker 8: You make U turns. I'm just doing traffic violations. Now,
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  Speaker 8: let's get off traffic for a second. Let's get on
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  Speaker 8: human violations. You talk about people when you're not supposed to.
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  Speaker 8: You indulge yourself in gossip even when you don't really.
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  Speaker 2: Have all the facts.
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  Speaker 8: You pass judgment, You lust for people that don't belong
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  Speaker 8: to you. You say things to people that you're not
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  Speaker 8: supposed to say. So, look, all of us, we all
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  Speaker 8: were all guilty. Now see I'm not saying you do
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  Speaker 8: all of that, but I'm saying I'm pretty sure I
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  Speaker 8: hit you somewhere in there, just somewhere in there. You
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  Speaker 8: done lied before, you know you lied recently. I mean,
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  Speaker 8: come on, And I'm just saying so with all that
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  Speaker 8: in mind. See, I'm just looking at the little things
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  Speaker 8: that we do that we don't get busted for. Not
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  Speaker 8: to mention the chips you stole when you was a
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  Speaker 8: kid and nobody caught you.
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  Speaker 2: Well, that elevated, didn't it.
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  Speaker 8: And some of y'all just didn't stop stealing, and next
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  Speaker 8: thing you know, you was in a car. Now you're
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  Speaker 8: sitting somewhere you don't want to be sitting because of
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  Speaker 8: a decision you made. But through his grace and mercy,
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  Speaker 8: couldn't it have been worse?
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  Speaker 2: Though?
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  Speaker 8: Without his grace and mercy, could not it have been worse.
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  Speaker 8: I know two dudes that got caught in the garage
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  Speaker 8: one time trying to break in somebody's house, and the
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  Speaker 8: person in the house they broke into just happened to
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  Speaker 8: have a gun and held them in the garage, caught
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  Speaker 8: them and held them to the garage to the police car.
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  Speaker 8: That's Grace and Mercy right there, because they had all
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  Speaker 8: full right to shoot these two people, but they didn't.
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  Speaker 8: They're Grace and Mercy. See, all of us have benefited
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  Speaker 8: from his grace and mercy. All of us have done
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  Speaker 8: a wrong, committed a sin, broken the law, and somehow,
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  Speaker 8: through his grace and mercy, got by doing drugs, buying drugs,
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  Speaker 8: slanging drugs, doing something, got by, jumped on some for
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  Speaker 8: no reason, got by, you know, So see how you
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  Speaker 8: figure with all that that can go on in your life?
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  Speaker 8: And then hold on, let me throw a couple more
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  Speaker 8: at you. You can't wake yourself up in the morning,
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  Speaker 8: mister big shot. You don't have the ability to control
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  Speaker 8: the breaths that you take. Really, mister big shot, really,
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  Speaker 8: let's get real basic with it now.
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  Speaker 2: You can't wake yourself up in the morning.
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  Speaker 8: That's favor, that's grace, that's mercy, that's Him allowing you
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  Speaker 8: to wake up just hoping we get it right. You know,
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  Speaker 8: God spared me through all the dirt I was doing
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  Speaker 8: just hoping one day? Man, can you just straighten up
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  Speaker 8: a little bit? When I finally straightened up? And I'm
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  Speaker 8: gonna just say it, straightened up a little bit. See,
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  Speaker 8: I ain't straightened up all the way. See, I ain't
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  Speaker 8: gonna sit here and tell you that I just straightened
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  Speaker 8: up a little bit.
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  Speaker 2: Blessing me.
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  Speaker 8: So the more blessings I gotta start going. Man, maybe
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  Speaker 8: I'll try straighten up a little bit more. So I
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  Speaker 8: straightened up a little bit more. I still got a
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  Speaker 8: long way to go, but I'm straighter than I was now.
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  Speaker 8: When people judging me, and as they will, and they do,
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  Speaker 8: because that ain't right, but they do, and I ain't
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  Speaker 8: walking just the way they walk.
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  Speaker 2: Then here come to criticism, I get it all the time.
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  Speaker 8: Stop wanting credit all the time, and give out some
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  Speaker 8: credit where credit is due instead of having somebody patting
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  Speaker 8: you on your back all the time.
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  Speaker 2: Why don't you tell God kill people it was really
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  Speaker 2: was God? Man that you.
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  Speaker 8: Don't really know how you made it? That really man,
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  Speaker 8: you have no explanation for your success, or you have
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  Speaker 8: no explanation why you still exist in today. Why don't
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  Speaker 8: you tell somebody it was God today? Don't be ashamed.
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  Speaker 8: It's the truth, ain't it. I mean, really, man, let's
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  Speaker 8: give God some credit here. Give God the credit and
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  Speaker 8: the glory and the honor. And like that plaque said,
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  Speaker 8: you can go as far as you want in life
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  Speaker 8: if you don't mind who gets the credit.
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  Speaker 1: All right, you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
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  Speaker 8: Ladies and gentlemen in this here, the Steve Harvey Morning
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  Speaker 8: Shows upon us. Now listen to me today. I've made
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  Speaker 8: a country interious decision that I was going to be
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  Speaker 8: a little different today. I don't know if I'm gonna
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  Speaker 8: be more ignorant than I was yesterday, but I have
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  Speaker 8: decided that I will interject a level of humor that
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  Speaker 8: would be a very brightening moment and morning for everybody.
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  Speaker 8: So I'm just gonna inject a lot more humor in
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  Speaker 8: this morning. Shelton Strawberry calling for real Mississippi Monica, Junior,
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  Speaker 8: kids page a nephew, Tommat the Legend, and myself, Junior.
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  Speaker 2: What's on your mind this morning?
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  Speaker 9: You know what I was thinking by something? You know,
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  Speaker 9: you travel all the time, and we'll travel all the time.
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  Speaker 9: You take us out on trips and stuff. Just thought
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  Speaker 9: about this. If we had a Morning Show crew trip
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  Speaker 9: cross country from New York to LA just in the car.
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  Speaker 8: Would you be able to take it.
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  Speaker 2: Car in a car?
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  Speaker 9: No, no, no private jets, just you in the car
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  Speaker 9: with a who would.
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  Speaker 2: Get on your nerves first?
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  Speaker 8: Now, anybody that was breathing, I can't sit in no car.
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  Speaker 8: Dases over with. Now, let me tell you something that
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  Speaker 8: living in a car has kind of killed my desire
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  Speaker 8: to be in a car for an extended period of time.
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  Speaker 8: If I'm in a car for eight hours, I start
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  Speaker 8: to think and I'm living here and I can't relieve
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  Speaker 8: none of that. If I'm in a car more than
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  Speaker 8: four hours, it gets to be like, hey, this is
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  Speaker 8: starting in a little feel permanent and I started, you know,
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  Speaker 8: my butt started tinging. If I'm in a car, I'm
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  Speaker 8: telling you four hours and I ain't been a darg.
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  Speaker 8: If I'm in the car four hours, something in me
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  Speaker 8: starts going. This is starting to feel permanent. You need
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  Speaker 8: to get out, carl Marjorie, make sure you still got
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  Speaker 8: a home. Yeah, yeah, No, I'm not. I don't think
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  Speaker 8: we should do that. We can't do that. We can't
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  Speaker 8: take Charlie's dream machine with us. We can't do it
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  Speaker 8: in the winning Bago. We can't do it on a
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  Speaker 8: tour bus. We need to get on these planes and
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  Speaker 8: just get to the next city. But now if I
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  Speaker 8: was to do it and we had everybody had their
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  Speaker 8: own bus or something.
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  Speaker 2: Like that, I don't know how it worked.
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  Speaker 8: If we leave New York, got to stop in Baltimore,
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  Speaker 8: the DMV, we got to come down Swing. We got
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  Speaker 8: to see Philly. Yeah, Philly's a must stop. W D.
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  Speaker 8: As we leave Philly, we got to get on Cross
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  Speaker 8: start heading our way to Washington, d C. That w
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  Speaker 8: h U R once you come out of that Heritage
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  Speaker 8: station in DC. We got to stop down through Virginia
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  Speaker 8: because they with us down there Richmond, all that at
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  Speaker 8: past Hampton and all that. They were just head on
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  Speaker 8: over to Charlotte. We gotta swing through Charlotte. Now, I'm
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  Speaker 8: anna double back. I'm gonna double back after I leave
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  Speaker 8: Charlotte because like I swag back down through Columbia and
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  Speaker 8: something to the big DM, but I got to go
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  Speaker 8: up through Charlotte. Come down through that, right. You know
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  Speaker 8: what I'm saying. You don't care your trip now, boy,
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  Speaker 8: this is what I do. Come down Charlotte. You go
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  Speaker 8: down there, might as well swaying through a gust. I
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  Speaker 8: can't leave a gust out because I did my greatest
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  Speaker 8: comedy special in gust at the bail Out of torn
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  Speaker 8: We're on the twenty now. We just came out of
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  Speaker 8: Columbia on the twenty. Swang on. Now we're in at
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  Speaker 8: l now. I might have stayed that for a while.
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  Speaker 8: Nice pass and you'll probably here in right there and
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  Speaker 8: you'll continue next.
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  Speaker 10: Right coming up in thirty two minutes after the hour
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  Speaker 10: the Nephew and run that prank back right after this.
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  Speaker 1: You're listening Steve Hardy Morning Show.
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  Speaker 10: It's a new year, and to leave us here to
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  Speaker 10: help you keep your new year's resolutions on track, whether
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  Speaker 10: it is time to run that prank back with the nephew. Nephew,
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  Speaker 10: what do you have for us today?
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  Speaker 1: Darling?
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  Speaker 2: Y'all want me running back? Yes, running back and running fall?
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  Speaker 2: Running back, running back?
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  Speaker 1: You sound like James Brown running back, run fall.
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  Speaker 11: I think I about ready to do mother. Yeah, it's
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  Speaker 11: time to put the prank in here. It is run
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  Speaker 11: that prank back. This is bad potluck. Hollo, bad boy potluck.
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  Speaker 11: You've had it before, You've tasted it. You know what
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  Speaker 11: it is. You've thrown that plate in the trash. Yep,
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  Speaker 11: You've carried it out, waited till they went to the
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  Speaker 11: kitchen and slid it to the doll.
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  Speaker 2: You did it. You did the dog like that did
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  Speaker 2: chat dog? If you would? This is.
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  Speaker 6: Hello, Hello, I'm trying to fly in Heather excuse me
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  Speaker 6: what you say? I'm trying to reach a Heather?
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  Speaker 12: Heather, how are you?
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  Speaker 6: Okay? Listen? Uh I got your number from from lowest.
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  Speaker 6: Look that's my mama. I'm my reach. I'm lowest oldest son.
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  Speaker 12: Now wait wait excuse me.
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  Speaker 6: Lois?
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  Speaker 12: Who's lowis Lewis?
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  Speaker 6: Yes?
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  Speaker 13: Yes, yes, hi?
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  Speaker 12: How are you?
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  Speaker 6: I'm good? You you you you? You was at at
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  Speaker 6: Mama Deane's house on New Year's Day? Yes, yes, everybody
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  Speaker 6: was there. Okay when I got when I got there,
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  Speaker 6: you was gone. But what I'm what I'm calling a boy?
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  Speaker 6: Is you the one made the black eyed peas? Right?
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  Speaker 13: I did?
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  Speaker 12: You enjoyed them?
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  Speaker 6: No? I enjoyed the mother thing. That's why I'm calling.
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  Speaker 6: Let me say this here, let me say this. No, no, no,
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  Speaker 6: come ahead.
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  Speaker 12: You can't talk to me like this.
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  Speaker 14: Don't do that, don't do that.
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  Speaker 13: Say whatever you got to say, but please don't curse
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  Speaker 13: that me.
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  Speaker 6: Don't he go to deal. You're my beans got jacked
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  Speaker 6: up and I didn't have to go down to the
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  Speaker 6: doctor to get my stomach pumped. I ain't got no
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  Speaker 6: insurance none. This you know this, this, this did have
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  Speaker 6: me messed up for the last week number for the
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  Speaker 6: loans to tell you exactly you.
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  Speaker 13: Know how is okay?
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  Speaker 12: First, fist of all, okay, I told you I'm at work,
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  Speaker 12: I'm around all these white people. I can't talk to
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  Speaker 12: you the way I want to talk to you.
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  Speaker 14: But let me just tell you this.
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  Speaker 13: Don't call me with the dump. First of all, it
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  Speaker 13: was a whole.
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  Speaker 12: Bunch of food there.
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  Speaker 6: How do you know?
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  Speaker 13: How can you single out my beans that made you
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  Speaker 13: sit with all that got food there?
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  Speaker 12: You're not gonna blame me.
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  Speaker 6: You get out of here, Mama, Mama beans said you
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  Speaker 6: was the one that made the things you haven't said.
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  Speaker 12: It was all this food there.
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  Speaker 13: You're gonna single out my beans?
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  Speaker 12: Nobody else can play you know what? The day's date
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  Speaker 12: is okay? And not one other person called me about
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  Speaker 12: them beans.
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  Speaker 13: And by the as a matter of fact, other people
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  Speaker 13: were complimenting me. So for you to call me with
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  Speaker 13: the dumb all late and wrong, you gonna blame me.
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  Speaker 12: Probably because you need a doctor's appointment. You should have
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  Speaker 12: got Obamacare when it was available to you.
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  Speaker 13: And how you want to call me.
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  Speaker 12: With no no no, no, no no no, so you could.
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  Speaker 13: Tell no whatever.
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  Speaker 6: Somebody you're trying to blame somebody else's food, Joe beings
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  Speaker 6: my stomach up. And that's what the that's what it
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  Speaker 6: falls down to. And at the end of the day, you're.
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  Speaker 13: Miss you know the hell I hate what doctor bill.
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  Speaker 13: You said you don't having shut, So how does the
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  Speaker 13: hell you have shut?
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  Speaker 6: I had to play out my pocket to get my
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  Speaker 6: stomach pumped.
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  Speaker 13: Okay, well taken care of. If you payed out your pocket,
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  Speaker 13: that means the bill is things so you.
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  Speaker 6: Can get reimburse me.
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  Speaker 13: No, I'm not going to reimburse.
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  Speaker 12: You with okay.
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  Speaker 13: In fact, I got more beans for you since you
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  Speaker 13: got a problem with them. I got a whole bowl
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  Speaker 13: for you. Okay, how about because you fullish? So if
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  Speaker 13: it made you them, good for you.
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  Speaker 6: Hey, look, look, I'm gonna tell you this here right now.
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  Speaker 6: The bill was four hundred and seventy two dollars. I
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  Speaker 6: need four hundred seventy two. Four hundred and seventy two
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  Speaker 6: dollars for your bullet things.
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  Speaker 13: No, right, no, no, no, you're not getting.
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  Speaker 6: You no money from me.
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  Speaker 13: And I need to go because I got work to do.
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  Speaker 13: I don't know what you got to do.
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  Speaker 12: Spend it all the time on the phone and talk
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  Speaker 12: about some bean with all that food.
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  Speaker 13: So the rice didn't do it, the meat didn't do it.
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  Speaker 13: They had some other gravy. Gravy always people up that
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  Speaker 13: didn't do it. You wanna single out my.
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  Speaker 6: Beans got out of here.
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  Speaker 13: Don't be calling me with this dumb you know what.
• 18:39
  Speaker 13: Now tell me who gave me your number? Because I
• 18:42
  Speaker 13: don't even know you. I do know your mom.
• 18:43
  Speaker 6: I'm looking mama, Mama bed gave me your number.
• 18:47
  Speaker 12: I called my mama Dean passing out numbers. Well, I'm
• 18:50
  Speaker 12: gonna call Mama Dean, and I'm gonna see if anybody else.
• 18:53
  Speaker 13: Got sick, which I know they didn't because.
• 18:55
  Speaker 12: You're just fullish. So I'm gonna call her see if
• 18:58
  Speaker 12: anybody got sick. How about we do it that way.
• 19:00
  Speaker 12: And also I'm gonna call your mother. Okay, I'm gonna
• 19:02
  Speaker 12: call miss Lewis and see why her dad son is
• 19:05
  Speaker 12: calling me on the phone.
• 19:07
  Speaker 13: Because this is something broke. I'm stick and tired of
• 19:10
  Speaker 13: this phone call. And nothing was wrong with my beans.
• 19:13
  Speaker 13: If anything something wrong with you, and so take a accident,
• 19:16
  Speaker 13: clear yourself and keep it the move. You to get
• 19:19
  Speaker 13: off my phone.
• 19:21
  Speaker 6: Okay, okay, okay, they say, they say, Tommy had some
• 19:24
  Speaker 6: problem with the bees too.
• 19:26
  Speaker 13: Tom First of all, I don't even know no God, Tommy,
• 19:30
  Speaker 13: I barely know your mom. I just know her by face.
• 19:33
  Speaker 13: I don't even know her know her. So Tommy, Hugh,
• 19:37
  Speaker 13: I'm calling Mamma Bean.
• 19:38
  Speaker 12: She ain't got nobod. That's giving my mother number to nobody.
• 19:41
  Speaker 6: Is what you want me to tell Tommy.
• 19:45
  Speaker 13: I've just told you I don't know anybody named Tommy.
• 19:49
  Speaker 13: So you can tell them whatever you want to tell them.
• 19:51
  Speaker 13: And if you kind to gain other people who want
• 19:54
  Speaker 13: to jump away your side, it's not gonna happen.
• 19:56
  Speaker 12: Because nobody complained about the beans.
• 19:58
  Speaker 13: Give me give me another name, because Tommy wasn't there.
• 20:01
  Speaker 13: I know just about everybody that was there wasn't nobody
• 20:03
  Speaker 13: need Tommy there.
• 20:04
  Speaker 6: Okay, Okay, so you're gonna say, nephew tell me nephew Tommy,
• 20:08
  Speaker 6: wasn't it what nephew tell me? This is Nephew from
• 20:15
  Speaker 6: The Steve Harvey Morning Show with heathern You just.
• 20:21
  Speaker 8: Are you crazy?
• 20:23
  Speaker 6: Your cousin fa cousin got me to brank Paul call
• 20:28
  Speaker 6: you what?
• 20:30
  Speaker 12: People walking by me looking at.
• 20:31
  Speaker 13: Me cause I'm walking again? Problem you Tommy? Are you
• 20:35
  Speaker 13: crazy's a good.
• 20:43
  Speaker 6: Oh man, you got me. You've got me. Want to
• 20:45
  Speaker 6: taste your black eyed teas?
• 20:46
  Speaker 13: Okay, oh good, nobody could come. I'm sitting here, like,
• 20:50
  Speaker 13: come on and get these people sack.
• 20:52
  Speaker 12: You weren't gonna get no money.
• 20:55
  Speaker 6: Show me this baby, tell me this. What is the
• 20:58
  Speaker 6: baddest the baddest rady?
• 21:01
  Speaker 12: Oh but you know it, but you know it's Steve
• 21:03
  Speaker 12: Harvey Morning Show.
• 21:05
  Speaker 6: Oh my god. Keep all right?
• 21:12
  Speaker 13: Thank you having New Year?
• 21:14
  Speaker 6: All right, New Year, and next year I'll probably pop
• 21:17
  Speaker 6: up in Mamma been out here.
• 21:20
  Speaker 13: You are welcome.
• 21:21
  Speaker 1: Acome what whe so much?
• 21:26
  Speaker 6: You know it?
• 21:27
  Speaker 8: Hate it all right?
• 21:29
  Speaker 10: Coming up next ask the c l O with the
• 21:32
  Speaker 10: Chief Love Officer, Steve Harvey and the building.
• 21:34
  Speaker 1: Right after this, you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 21:42
  Speaker 10: It's a new Year, and to Leave is here to
• 21:45
  Speaker 10: help you keep your New Year's resolutions on track. Whether
• 21:49
  Speaker 10: it's a daily walker, spending time with friends and family,
• 21:52
  Speaker 10: A Leave's.
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  Speaker 10: this year is your year. Use as directed for minor
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  Speaker 10: aches and pain. Right now, it's time to adsk the
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  Speaker 10: clo All right, Chief Love Officer Steve Harvey is ready
• 22:20
  Speaker 10: for you.
• 22:20
  Speaker 1: LaTrece in Chesapeake.
• 22:22
  Speaker 10: LaTrece writes, our regular housekeeper broke her legs, so.
• 22:26
  Speaker 1: Her daughter substituted for her.
• 22:28
  Speaker 10: I canceled a lunch date with my friend so I
• 22:30
  Speaker 10: could stay and watch the new girl in my house.
• 22:33
  Speaker 10: My husband thinks I stayed because the girl is beautiful.
• 22:36
  Speaker 10: Now why would he bring this up to me?
• 22:38
  Speaker 2: Does he?
• 22:39
  Speaker 1: Does this mean he's attracted to her?
• 22:42
  Speaker 8: Well, he noticed that she's beautiful. Yeah, I can't believe
• 22:46
  Speaker 8: he's stupid behause see it it don't We're so dom dought.
• 22:52
  Speaker 8: But now I want to First of all, I want
• 22:54
  Speaker 8: to thank the lady what's her name, charl LaTrece, Oh
• 22:58
  Speaker 8: for Colonel LaTrece. Having is week I moment on the
• 23:00
  Speaker 8: Steve Harvey Morning and Tommy personally wants to thank you for,
• 23:05
  Speaker 8: you know, unveiling the fact of and things that that
• 23:09
  Speaker 8: rich people do, you know, housekeepers and things like that.
• 23:11
  Speaker 8: So thank you very much for calling it our new
• 23:16
  Speaker 8: form rich segment on the Steve Harvey on the show.
• 23:21
  Speaker 8: It's called the r S Segment, the Rich Segment, and
• 23:23
  Speaker 8: Tommy's gonna be doing it every week from now on
• 23:26
  Speaker 8: Things rich people do. You can do it every day
• 23:30
  Speaker 8: on the Red. But we're not talking about me. We're
• 23:34
  Speaker 8: talking about you, who is in rich denial, so we
• 23:37
  Speaker 8: will be not here. I don't know how I get
• 23:41
  Speaker 8: to me. I ain't got nothing else to do. Hell
• 23:45
  Speaker 8: cleaning that manhousetive dogs, the same thing every day. I
• 23:52
  Speaker 8: got drink.
• 23:52
  Speaker 11: How many people y'all know got a parking lot at
• 23:55
  Speaker 11: their house and that's where they employee park? How many y'all?
• 23:57
  Speaker 11: How many y'all know? How many got a parking lot? Wow,
• 24:00
  Speaker 11: we're moving.
• 24:05
  Speaker 10: Dog below the belt Jennie and Saint Pete says, my
• 24:11
  Speaker 10: friend's husband got touching pheey with me after a few drinks,
• 24:14
  Speaker 10: and my husband said it was harmless and he was
• 24:16
  Speaker 10: just being expressive. I told my friend about it, and
• 24:19
  Speaker 10: now they don't want to hang out with us anymore.
• 24:22
  Speaker 1: Was I wrong for telling her?
• 24:24
  Speaker 2: I thank your husband is a week?
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I.
• 24:29
  Speaker 2: Was sitting me going talking about now he him ain't
• 24:31
  Speaker 2: nothing bad?
• 24:31
  Speaker 8: What it was harm My wife, my partner, Pard, get
• 24:36
  Speaker 8: your focus. You ain't that drunk at all. I really know,
• 24:41
  Speaker 8: because you've been drinking. This on your mind now here
• 24:43
  Speaker 8: you come over here, touching feeling on mine. We ain't
• 24:45
  Speaker 8: gonna have talking over with nobody. H I'm gonna take
• 24:50
  Speaker 8: you out back to the garage. I'm gonna have a
• 24:52
  Speaker 8: little conversation with you. I've been well. Two things gonna
• 24:54
  Speaker 8: have when we come back. Who ain't gonna be touching
• 24:56
  Speaker 8: and feeling on her no more? And you're gonna be sober?
• 25:03
  Speaker 8: Give him two things that's gonna.
• 25:04
  Speaker 10: Happen, all right, Felicia and Harrisburg writes, I'm still close
• 25:10
  Speaker 10: with my ex husband's father because he loves spending time
• 25:13
  Speaker 10: with his grandson. My ex hates when I hang with
• 25:17
  Speaker 10: his father because they don't get along. I want my
• 25:19
  Speaker 10: son to enjoy his granddad, though, How should I handle this?
• 25:24
  Speaker 2: Come on, dad, you got to grow up?
• 25:26
  Speaker 8: Yeah, you know, listen, something has transpired transpired between the
• 25:33
  Speaker 8: dad and the father. Now the father is trying to
• 25:38
  Speaker 8: make good by being a wonderful grandfather. Right the father
• 25:43
  Speaker 8: the son has to grow up and develop some form
• 25:48
  Speaker 8: of forgiveness. Because you're gonna mess around dog and your
• 25:51
  Speaker 8: dad gonna lead this world one day? You know, not
• 25:54
  Speaker 8: going to believe it?
• 25:56
  Speaker 1: Wow, I'm trust me.
• 25:59
  Speaker 2: I know this old too well.
• 26:01
  Speaker 8: You you when you boy gonna be devastating straight out
• 26:06
  Speaker 8: with your daddy.
• 26:07
  Speaker 4: Mm hmm.
• 26:08
  Speaker 8: Straightening out with your father. Man, he taught you a
• 26:10
  Speaker 8: lot of stuff. Now, he did some stuff that was wrong.
• 26:13
  Speaker 8: He made mistakes.
• 26:13
  Speaker 2: He a human who ain't right to give and move on.
• 26:19
  Speaker 8: You trip it and now you're gonna deny not now?
• 26:23
  Speaker 8: And to hear the stupid part about the husband, the
• 26:25
  Speaker 8: daddy you want to do you the girl's husband.
• 26:28
  Speaker 2: You want to deny your son a.
• 26:31
  Speaker 8: Relationship with his grandfather because your relationship with him is strayed.
• 26:35
  Speaker 2: That's spud, act like a girl. Mann.
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: No, I don't know any women who would go for this.
• 26:43
  Speaker 10: So anyway, moving on to Glinda in Colombia, Glinda says,
• 26:48
  Speaker 10: I had sex with my son's algebra teacher in the
• 26:51
  Speaker 10: back of his car.
• 26:52
  Speaker 2: On school property. That's how you do got it?
• 26:56
  Speaker 8: Okay, that's come okay.
• 26:58
  Speaker 10: So now the teacher spread the rumor, and the guy
• 27:01
  Speaker 10: I slept with won't answer my calls or my text messages.
• 27:06
  Speaker 10: I'm worried it will affect my child's progress in the class.
• 27:10
  Speaker 10: How can we get back to a professional relationship for
• 27:13
  Speaker 10: the sake of my son.
• 27:14
  Speaker 8: Well, let me help you understand. The boy is getting
• 27:18
  Speaker 8: aid your son, no matter what he put on the paper.
• 27:29
  Speaker 8: Be comfortable with that, no matter what an accomplish, no
• 27:33
  Speaker 8: matter what you know. Now I don't know what you
• 27:35
  Speaker 8: was thinking about in this parking lot. You're trying to
• 27:39
  Speaker 8: get back to professional. You did the most unprofessional thing
• 27:44
  Speaker 8: you can do in the parking lot after school. What
• 27:47
  Speaker 8: I don't understand those when she said the guy she's
• 27:51
  Speaker 8: seen the teacher spread rumors. That's not a rumor, that's
• 27:56
  Speaker 8: not the truth.
• 27:59
  Speaker 10: And what well they well, now the guy won't answer
• 28:03
  Speaker 10: her calls. And she's earned that the teacher that that
• 28:06
  Speaker 10: was that teacher, the guy, the teacher, the teacher that
• 28:09
  Speaker 10: she had sex in the back of the car with.
• 28:12
  Speaker 15: She's trying to call him to ask him to stop.
• 28:16
  Speaker 15: He won't answer her call.
• 28:19
  Speaker 2: You's going to wear it the call when you tell
• 28:21
  Speaker 2: him that you're going like Carl and said to the
• 28:23
  Speaker 2: principal my phone.
• 28:26
  Speaker 8: Ye, now we all, Hey, Hey, what's going on? I
• 28:30
  Speaker 8: think real busy? My scleen went out.
• 28:36
  Speaker 10: Fry entire slee.
• 28:45
  Speaker 8: Because it's internal. Let me see, will let's gone where
• 28:50
  Speaker 8: the scut? They wouldn't even through my butt, took it out,
• 28:56
  Speaker 8: they got it.
• 28:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so she doesn't.
• 29:00
  Speaker 11: Could you still do it in a car? Cause you still?
• 29:02
  Speaker 11: I can't. I don't think I can.
• 29:04
  Speaker 2: Pull that off.
• 29:05
  Speaker 8: I got so many things that are cramp man, I
• 29:08
  Speaker 8: can't can't make it.
• 29:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah, because she's got to be good and grown.
• 29:11
  Speaker 2: You think about algae.
• 29:13
  Speaker 8: Yeah, Marjorie asked me to get something off this top
• 29:20
  Speaker 8: shelf because I know this will orbit. But it was
• 29:23
  Speaker 8: way up, so I had to tippy toe dog my
• 29:27
  Speaker 8: calf muscles locked up.
• 29:39
  Speaker 16: I know, all right, fellow, thank you Marty show Man.
• 29:50
  Speaker 8: I can't get no stupid than it is. I am
• 29:53
  Speaker 8: the stupidest person anywhere.
• 29:55
  Speaker 1: Yes, oh yes, everything you just said is true.
• 29:58
  Speaker 2: Wow. I mean when when I walk in the room,
• 30:00
  Speaker 2: do you feel my stupid?
• 30:02
  Speaker 1: I guess right now.
• 30:08
  Speaker 8: I told my sister you were stupid. Hey, Hey, I
• 30:12
  Speaker 8: did wait years ago. I got a whooping for it.
• 30:16
  Speaker 2: My mama. Don't think I'm stupid now.
• 30:18
  Speaker 17: I'm not not heard what Steve, Thank you, the family,
• 30:26
  Speaker 17: thank you.
• 30:30
  Speaker 2: Coming up right after you're.
• 30:33
  Speaker 1: Listening, Steve Hardy Morning Show.
• 30:40
  Speaker 10: All right, Steve, here we go, Jay Junior.
• 30:42
  Speaker 1: Tell me it's none of your business. Let you go.
• 30:47
  Speaker 1: You want to explained.
• 30:49
  Speaker 2: I was plenty.
• 30:50
  Speaker 18: If you see things shirley from time to time, and
• 30:52
  Speaker 18: if you see it and it's happening, I don't care
• 30:55
  Speaker 18: what it is.
• 30:56
  Speaker 1: It ain't it's not not at all.
• 30:59
  Speaker 2: It's not all.
• 31:00
  Speaker 18: For instance, you in check, you go to check, right,
• 31:03
  Speaker 18: somebody puts in a five.
• 31:06
  Speaker 8: Yeah, they put a five in your plate.
• 31:08
  Speaker 19: Put a five in yeah, and.
• 31:09
  Speaker 2: They they got a twenty.
• 31:13
  Speaker 1: That got to do with you.
• 31:17
  Speaker 8: I didn't know how that hurts you.
• 31:18
  Speaker 1: That is my business.
• 31:22
  Speaker 8: What is that?
• 31:24
  Speaker 7: Ain't none of it?
• 31:24
  Speaker 2: They could have been from last week.
• 31:27
  Speaker 8: Probably couldn't have got it, James, last week. The only
• 31:30
  Speaker 8: one that is because if I'm sitting next to you
• 31:34
  Speaker 8: and I just put the twin in it, that only
• 31:38
  Speaker 8: get that twenty. Yeah, you get another twenty. Yeah, But
• 31:41
  Speaker 8: if you touch the twiny, put it around against another twenty,
• 31:44
  Speaker 8: and you gonna be in the past. Is all that
• 31:48
  Speaker 8: you got it?
• 31:49
  Speaker 2: Absolutely?
• 31:50
  Speaker 8: Absolutely all right? Junior got one man.
• 31:52
  Speaker 9: I'll tell you what, wouldn't the baby come out white?
• 31:55
  Speaker 1: And he pitched black?
• 31:56
  Speaker 2: That ain't nobody.
• 31:58
  Speaker 8: That none of your.
• 32:01
  Speaker 19: I'm not gonna say anything saying let's.
• 32:04
  Speaker 8: Go along with it.
• 32:09
  Speaker 7: Just go along with it.
• 32:10
  Speaker 1: That's what you're going to ain't doing you.
• 32:13
  Speaker 8: Nobody's a matter of a matter of fact.
• 32:18
  Speaker 2: Just say what you know I'm saying that.
• 32:20
  Speaker 8: Boy, Look.
• 32:22
  Speaker 19: That's beautiful, baby, that's a beautiful way.
• 32:27
  Speaker 8: You got a cold work that looks hair wise exactly
• 32:34
  Speaker 8: like amble rope. Okay what the next day? Yeah, she Beyonce.
• 32:42
  Speaker 8: I agree with that.
• 32:44
  Speaker 1: Well I have come from.
• 32:48
  Speaker 19: Don't worry about it.
• 32:49
  Speaker 8: Let me however it has stay out of it.
• 32:57
  Speaker 18: I like that, all right, I got one on that one.
• 33:00
  Speaker 18: Come on, you know from fact, your neighbor's lights are out,
• 33:05
  Speaker 18: you know they out?
• 33:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you know they out.
• 33:08
  Speaker 8: Because he ain't watching TV nothing.
• 33:09
  Speaker 2: It's dark over there around eight o'clock.
• 33:12
  Speaker 18: Yeah, but the next day you see him climbing that
• 33:15
  Speaker 18: pole to try to get his lights back home?
• 33:17
  Speaker 6: Yeah? Is that your.
• 33:23
  Speaker 8: Why you talking?
• 33:25
  Speaker 6: For?
• 33:25
  Speaker 15: What?
• 33:25
  Speaker 6: Yeah?
• 33:26
  Speaker 1: You ring that over that? Ain't got nothing to do
• 33:28
  Speaker 1: with called the light for wow?
• 33:32
  Speaker 6: No?
• 33:32
  Speaker 8: All right?
• 33:33
  Speaker 9: Well then what if you walk outside and see a
• 33:36
  Speaker 9: cock put a boot on your neighbor's car?
• 33:39
  Speaker 13: Is that you.
• 33:41
  Speaker 6: That?
• 33:41
  Speaker 8: Ain't your be that none of your bit.
• 33:44
  Speaker 1: As long as it's not.
• 33:45
  Speaker 2: You just gotta keep walking, keep walking.
• 33:47
  Speaker 8: I'll tell you something else close to that. If I'm
• 33:50
  Speaker 8: out in the parking lot and a cowork of mine
• 33:53
  Speaker 8: that I do not care for yet and I see
• 33:56
  Speaker 8: somebody stealing his car, that immediately he comes that transaction
• 34:03
  Speaker 8: is complete, I probably ain't gonna say. It'll give me
• 34:10
  Speaker 8: more pleasure to go back in there and go, man,
• 34:13
  Speaker 8: what I just saw somebody drive off the lettle car.
• 34:17
  Speaker 8: I actually saw him bust the one day. That's the pleasure. Yeah,
• 34:20
  Speaker 8: it took five minutes of hogwad when I sat through
• 34:23
  Speaker 8: the whole thing.
• 34:25
  Speaker 9: If you don't like the door, you actually kill a sister,
• 34:27
  Speaker 9: you ain't got to rush down.
• 34:32
  Speaker 8: I got one forget you got one.
• 34:34
  Speaker 2: I think we all have seen this one.
• 34:36
  Speaker 11: I have seen somebody run through the parking lot at
• 34:40
  Speaker 11: the airport, get to the airport to the ticketing and
• 34:43
  Speaker 11: then get in a wheelchair and roll right through with
• 34:47
  Speaker 11: somebody pushing him. It ain't my bes, but I really
• 34:50
  Speaker 11: won't say something confessional.
• 34:55
  Speaker 8: We was ins one time, cammeled all night and we
• 35:00
  Speaker 8: was missing the flight. So when we pulled about the curry,
• 35:05
  Speaker 8: I told him I needed a wheelchair. They gave me
• 35:09
  Speaker 8: a wheelchair. You know in Vegas, man, that airport line is.
• 35:14
  Speaker 8: They took me to the front of security, the front
• 35:17
  Speaker 8: of TSA. I stood up, real ginger, hut my stuff
• 35:22
  Speaker 8: on the conveyor be. They walked that wheelchair through. I
• 35:25
  Speaker 8: went right on through that. The lady came back with
• 35:27
  Speaker 8: the wheelchair. I see the trains now, I'm good.
• 35:31
  Speaker 6: I got here.
• 35:35
  Speaker 8: Didn't know nobody is business.
• 35:38
  Speaker 2: You got here when you saw the trade.
• 35:40
  Speaker 18: I got one.
• 35:41
  Speaker 2: I got one.
• 35:43
  Speaker 1: You see a lady, you see a lady.
• 35:45
  Speaker 8: You see a lady, take a hand, You take a hand.
• 35:48
  Speaker 19: I'm in there ahead.
• 35:50
  Speaker 18: He takes a ham, Yeah, some chips, some sodas, a
• 35:56
  Speaker 18: pound of grapes, put them in her crotch.
• 35:59
  Speaker 19: And walk around it out not in the bathroom.
• 36:02
  Speaker 8: Is that your business? Does that bother you?
• 36:04
  Speaker 6: No?
• 36:04
  Speaker 2: No, that's a strong that's a strong crish.
• 36:10
  Speaker 8: A lot of stuff that.
• 36:17
  Speaker 6: You.
• 36:18
  Speaker 2: As a matter of fact, I have to respect that.
• 36:22
  Speaker 8: You put her hand, You put a hand and walk
• 36:28
  Speaker 8: and hold their hands with a pound the great a
• 36:34
  Speaker 8: bottle of wine.
• 36:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah that's a.
• 36:41
  Speaker 17: Yeah.
• 36:42
  Speaker 1: No, that's wrong.
• 36:45
  Speaker 2: You have a number.
• 36:46
  Speaker 9: That's not like when you go kind of like when
• 36:48
  Speaker 9: you see people go to the dressing rooms just so
• 36:51
  Speaker 9: they take five shut and they go back there, but
• 36:55
  Speaker 9: then they come back with one put on the.
• 37:05
  Speaker 3: Thank you.
• 37:06
  Speaker 1: Coming up more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show right
• 37:08
  Speaker 1: after this. Hey, y'all, this is Monica, This Spike Lee.
• 37:12
  Speaker 15: Hey, this is Mary J.
• 37:13
  Speaker 1: Blood.
• 37:14
  Speaker 6: Yo.
• 37:14
  Speaker 8: This is stephen A. Smith.
• 37:15
  Speaker 1: Hey, this is Seca con You have no idea what
• 37:18
  Speaker 1: it is.
• 37:18
  Speaker 11: This is Carlos Miller and this may or may not
• 37:21
  Speaker 11: be the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 37:23
  Speaker 1: You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 37:29
  Speaker 10: It's a new year, and to leave this here to
• 37:32
  Speaker 10: help you keep your new year's resolutions on track, whether
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  Speaker 10: it's a daily walk or spending time with friends and family,
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  Speaker 10: A Leave's got your back. With up to twelve hours
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  Speaker 10: of body pain relief per dose, A leave keeps you
• 37:45
  Speaker 10: moving with long lasting body pain relief so you can
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  Speaker 10: achieve your goals. Don't let body pain slow you down.
• 37:52
  Speaker 10: Keep going with the lead, because this year is your year.
• 37:56
  Speaker 10: Use as directed for minor aches and pain. It's time
• 38:00
  Speaker 10: now for a round of would you rather? Would you
• 38:03
  Speaker 10: rather have a corn on each toe?
• 38:07
  Speaker 6: Be?
• 38:08
  Speaker 1: Or would you you okay have a wart on each finger?
• 38:12
  Speaker 8: Yeah?
• 38:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah, give me no wart. Yeah, b.
• 38:17
  Speaker 11: Yeah, I got that feet got to be right. I
• 38:20
  Speaker 11: put some I put some Bandai's on them fingers. We're
• 38:23
  Speaker 11: gonna be fine.
• 38:24
  Speaker 2: But I can't. No, you ain't.
• 38:28
  Speaker 8: Well you get that corn on that baby toe? Step
• 38:31
  Speaker 8: down in the more gators that don't have no gear
• 38:34
  Speaker 8: in them?
• 38:36
  Speaker 1: All got some pain you're dealing with.
• 38:39
  Speaker 8: Oh I just come off stage, man and be in tears.
• 38:47
  Speaker 1: The wart.
• 38:48
  Speaker 19: Okay, give me a right.
• 38:51
  Speaker 10: Would you rather smell like greasy fried food or would
• 38:54
  Speaker 10: you rather smell like cigarette smoke?
• 38:57
  Speaker 8: Which one?
• 38:59
  Speaker 11: I'm coming in here smell it like nothing, but my mama, chicken.
• 39:02
  Speaker 11: What you're talking about?
• 39:03
  Speaker 10: What?
• 39:04
  Speaker 6: Man?
• 39:07
  Speaker 1: Know you not the cigarette smoke?
• 39:11
  Speaker 6: Though?
• 39:11
  Speaker 8: Visiting its been like one hundred and it's all thank
• 39:14
  Speaker 8: he No, man, let me tell you something that I've
• 39:18
  Speaker 8: gone to a cigar lounge and you thought I was
• 39:22
  Speaker 8: gonna have to.
• 39:22
  Speaker 2: Burn the clothes I had on.
• 39:25
  Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, pretty strong.
• 39:28
  Speaker 11: But you can go to a cigar lounge and somebody
• 39:32
  Speaker 11: fired a cigarette and it disgusts you.
• 39:34
  Speaker 8: Like what you do, yeah, could but enjoy your cigar.
• 39:40
  Speaker 6: Though.
• 39:41
  Speaker 8: Cigar smokers despised cigarettes.
• 39:44
  Speaker 1: Because they come in there like they've been pouring, all right?
• 39:51
  Speaker 10: Would you rather Here's here's an interesting one. Would you
• 39:54
  Speaker 10: rather have watch others have sex? Or would you rather
• 39:58
  Speaker 10: have others watch you you have sex?
• 40:02
  Speaker 2: Well, I start watching others that get around to me.
• 40:05
  Speaker 6: You know.
• 40:08
  Speaker 2: I ain't watching.
• 40:10
  Speaker 8: I ain't gonna be watching, and then we ain't gonna
• 40:12
  Speaker 8: get to participate. Now I'd rather watch you.
• 40:16
  Speaker 2: You can't. You can't see this here.
• 40:20
  Speaker 8: Right here, when you watch me, When you watch me,
• 40:24
  Speaker 8: and then when I watch you, ain't nobody saying nothing
• 40:29
  Speaker 8: about washing? No body, Yeah, no, people watch me. They
• 40:38
  Speaker 8: ain't gonna be cut on fairly few.
• 40:39
  Speaker 2: No more.
• 40:43
  Speaker 13: Looking at you.
• 40:45
  Speaker 2: They can't even make our contact at the screams.
• 40:48
  Speaker 11: No more top surveys on the board, their clothes up
• 40:53
  Speaker 11: around their collar.
• 40:55
  Speaker 8: It's so new.
• 40:56
  Speaker 19: Congratulations these days round.
• 41:06
  Speaker 6: Hey.
• 41:06
  Speaker 2: This is John Legend.
• 41:07
  Speaker 1: Hi, this is Felicious Sean. Hey, this is Motown recording
• 41:10
  Speaker 1: artist Keim.
• 41:12
  Speaker 2: What's up?
• 41:13
  Speaker 1: This is Chris Rock. Hey, guys myself, good morning. This
• 41:15
  Speaker 1: is Tony Braxton. You already know what timing is, boy
• 41:17
  Speaker 1: DC on flight.
• 41:18
  Speaker 19: You're listening to the Steve.
• 41:19
  Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show. You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. Introduce
• 41:29
  Speaker 1: your nephew.
• 41:30
  Speaker 8: And junior, Ladies and gentlemen, this time for the right
• 41:32
  Speaker 8: or wrong segment where these two come to me as
• 41:35
  Speaker 8: the judge to make a decision on who's right or wrong.
• 41:39
  Speaker 8: So far leading by landslide, is you thank you? No,
• 41:44
  Speaker 8: it has been olverdwhelming in the landslide. Tommy has had
• 41:46
  Speaker 8: a couple of valid points.
• 41:49
  Speaker 11: Will you tell this boy if FedEx in ups marriage together,
• 41:56
  Speaker 11: it'll be called fed up, I'm telling dog. He sit down,
• 42:04
  Speaker 11: He acts like he don't see what I see, fat
• 42:08
  Speaker 11: ass and up has married together.
• 42:10
  Speaker 8: That's fat up with you, right? Kind like that? Right there?
• 42:19
  Speaker 8: You ain't like that one.
• 42:21
  Speaker 1: I couldn't tell him last night.
• 42:25
  Speaker 9: I ain't understand, but I think, yeah that it makes
• 42:28
  Speaker 9: sense time it would be fed up.
• 42:30
  Speaker 2: Okay, just the one like.
• 42:34
  Speaker 6: This one.
• 42:34
  Speaker 2: The food hung up on my head.
• 42:36
  Speaker 11: To call him back, I said, Junior, I said, listen, crematoriums.
• 42:42
  Speaker 11: You know what people get cream maated at what is
• 42:45
  Speaker 11: called crematorious. I don't know that it's called crematorious. They
• 42:50
  Speaker 11: should give a discount on burnt victims.
• 42:54
  Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying.
• 42:55
  Speaker 8: If you already halfway burn, you know what I'm saying.
• 42:59
  Speaker 8: You've been here, asked the way you see?
• 43:01
  Speaker 15: It's a discount, right.
• 43:06
  Speaker 8: You hot today?
• 43:07
  Speaker 2: Boy?
• 43:08
  Speaker 8: You brought in the thous right or wrong?
• 43:11
  Speaker 6: Right?
• 43:11
  Speaker 8: You're right again? If you okay? There for the third degree, bird,
• 43:15
  Speaker 8: you got to get a discuss.
• 43:19
  Speaker 1: Hell yea, I'm just saying, oh, man, come on two
• 43:23
  Speaker 1: for two two two up.
• 43:26
  Speaker 2: Let me keep trying, Let me keep trying. I caught
• 43:30
  Speaker 2: him back. I say, I said, are you hanging up
• 43:33
  Speaker 2: on me again? You're doing something to do that acting child?
• 43:35
  Speaker 2: This woman. You ain't gotta be like it. I said, Listen,
• 43:38
  Speaker 2: I say, when sign makers.
• 43:42
  Speaker 11: People that make signs, when sign makers go on strike,
• 43:47
  Speaker 11: ain't nothing on the sign.
• 43:51
  Speaker 2: You're following me?
• 43:52
  Speaker 19: Yeah, I'm falling.
• 43:53
  Speaker 1: I'm with you now.
• 43:53
  Speaker 11: They just picking in, but I ain't nothing on because
• 43:56
  Speaker 11: they own straight right.
• 43:59
  Speaker 8: They said almost, I don't really care for you. Get
• 44:10
  Speaker 8: right or wrong, piggy and you know them, we're just
• 44:16
  Speaker 8: some people walking around on something with a stick that
• 44:19
  Speaker 8: don't make.
• 44:19
  Speaker 2: Now that's done. The small right now. Yeah, we'll show
• 44:27
  Speaker 2: you we don't write that.
• 44:33
  Speaker 6: Man.
• 44:33
  Speaker 2: Let's stop this right now, this one right here.
• 44:35
  Speaker 8: You have them two good ones fitted merges u p s.
• 44:42
  Speaker 2: Would they not be called fed. Should not a creamatory.
• 44:50
  Speaker 2: You're the person that discount if they coming in and
• 44:53
  Speaker 2: dying from burns. I love best.
• 44:58
  Speaker 11: You can't charge me for yeah three quarter burn Come on, man,
• 45:05
  Speaker 11: y'all ain't got that much work.
• 45:10
  Speaker 2: I'm not going with the gonna gonna get to the
• 45:12
  Speaker 2: Basha didn't like.
• 45:13
  Speaker 1: That, but I loved it too much. Come on, now,
• 45:18
  Speaker 1: you're gonna take much to get to the mansions? Were
• 45:21
  Speaker 1: almost the boy. I tell you, you work, you earn
• 45:24
  Speaker 1: every penny of your salary.
• 45:26
  Speaker 2: Okay, you.
• 45:29
  Speaker 10: Do.
• 45:30
  Speaker 2: This is the last one you hung up. This be
• 45:33
  Speaker 2: the last one. Come on now, come on, Junior.
• 45:37
  Speaker 11: Because I was telling him, you know, I like to
• 45:38
  Speaker 11: go to New Orleans and you know all the stuff
• 45:40
  Speaker 11: on the street that just amazes me.
• 45:42
  Speaker 2: I say, if you shoot a mind, you're supposed to
• 45:48
  Speaker 2: use a silence.
• 45:52
  Speaker 8: Shooting with a.
• 45:54
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 45:55
  Speaker 11: Same.
• 45:56
  Speaker 2: I like that because I never liked mine on stage
• 46:02
  Speaker 2: as a com.
• 46:05
  Speaker 19: One more time.
• 46:07
  Speaker 2: If you sue a mind, yeah you got to use
• 46:11
  Speaker 2: a silence.
• 46:13
  Speaker 8: You got at least respected him. You gotta respect it.
• 46:17
  Speaker 2: It's what he won'ted. It's how he would want to.
• 46:21
  Speaker 1: You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 46:28
  Speaker 10: Coming up at about four minutes after the hour. It's
• 46:31
  Speaker 10: my strawberry letter for today and the subject is her
• 46:34
  Speaker 10: special healing soup.
• 46:37
  Speaker 8: Okay, yeah, I mean is Jesus in it?
• 46:43
  Speaker 11: Was it?
• 46:44
  Speaker 7: Okay?
• 46:46
  Speaker 8: I know one thing is healing in it.
• 46:49
  Speaker 19: We'll get into it.
• 46:51
  Speaker 10: We'll get into it in just a few But right
• 46:54
  Speaker 10: now it is time for the nephew and today's prank
• 46:57
  Speaker 10: phone call.
• 46:58
  Speaker 1: What you got for his nept You more stupid?
• 47:02
  Speaker 15: Yeah?
• 47:02
  Speaker 11: Yeah, let me jump on in here and put a
• 47:04
  Speaker 11: little sprinkle, a little stupid on here for you. Surely,
• 47:07
  Speaker 11: this one right here is called Christmas lights expiration. Christmas
• 47:14
  Speaker 11: lights and black people listen, it's time to take them
• 47:18
  Speaker 11: down right now?
• 47:19
  Speaker 2: Ain't Christmas old?
• 47:19
  Speaker 8: Wicko?
• 47:21
  Speaker 1: Yes, yes it is.
• 47:22
  Speaker 8: Okay, so take them some lights down.
• 47:25
  Speaker 11: Okay, Frost, you ought to be thought, you ought to
• 47:27
  Speaker 11: be thawed out by now it take you people down.
• 47:30
  Speaker 2: Jesus, don't make no sense.
• 47:32
  Speaker 11: Christmas lights expiration, Christmas lights expiration?
• 47:38
  Speaker 2: Cat dog?
• 47:38
  Speaker 8: If you what?
• 47:42
  Speaker 6: Hello? Hello, I'm trying to read James. Yeah, hey, James,
• 47:47
  Speaker 6: how you doing this? Is Greg? I want to get neighbors.
• 47:50
  Speaker 6: I live a few streets over from you. How you
• 47:52
  Speaker 6: doing today?
• 47:54
  Speaker 13: I'm doing fine?
• 47:55
  Speaker 6: What's up? I want to make sure I got the
• 47:57
  Speaker 6: right person. You chick North Willow Ben Yeah, okay, why
• 48:03
  Speaker 6: are you calling? What's I'm on? I live on a
• 48:07
  Speaker 6: shadow band man. My name is Gray, and I wonder
• 48:10
  Speaker 6: I want to reach out to you. Uh, we seem
• 48:13
  Speaker 6: to have a bit of a problem.
• 48:14
  Speaker 17: Man.
• 48:14
  Speaker 6: You still have your Christmas lights up on the house
• 48:17
  Speaker 6: and what what? What's what's going on? You know, we've
• 48:21
  Speaker 6: you know, some of the neighbors have had a conversation.
• 48:23
  Speaker 6: When you're gonna take these down? Man?
• 48:25
  Speaker 14: We go through this every year, and uh, it ain't
• 48:28
  Speaker 14: no problem.
• 48:29
  Speaker 11: Man.
• 48:29
  Speaker 14: The lights are gonna stay up?
• 48:32
  Speaker 6: What what? What? What do you mean they're gonna stay up?
• 48:34
  Speaker 14: Did I start up? I said the lights are gonna
• 48:37
  Speaker 14: stay up?
• 48:38
  Speaker 6: You know, no go no, no, hold on, bro, Christmas
• 48:41
  Speaker 6: is over. The lights thing's finn to stay up? Okay,
• 48:46
  Speaker 6: knights men tell you that the lights need to come down.
• 48:50
  Speaker 6: You know, I don't. I don't even Why do you
• 48:52
  Speaker 6: have your lights up after Christmaster close? The whole Christmas
• 48:55
  Speaker 6: thing is over?
• 48:56
  Speaker 3: Wait?
• 48:56
  Speaker 14: Wait, wait a good man?
• 48:58
  Speaker 6: What what's your name again?
• 49:00
  Speaker 14: Greg?
• 49:00
  Speaker 6: Who of then? My name is Greg. My name is Greg,
• 49:04
  Speaker 6: and I live on shadow, ben, I live post grits
• 49:07
  Speaker 6: over from you.
• 49:08
  Speaker 14: I don't give her about where you live.
• 49:09
  Speaker 8: Man.
• 49:10
  Speaker 13: You know how did you get my number?
• 49:12
  Speaker 6: I got your number from the h o A you know,
• 49:15
  Speaker 6: the president h a alum, the one gave me your number.
• 49:18
  Speaker 6: But that's neither that's neither hear nor that. The big
• 49:21
  Speaker 6: issue is the Christmas light that's got to come down.
• 49:25
  Speaker 14: You sound like a joke.
• 49:26
  Speaker 6: Man, You sound like a guy food.
• 49:28
  Speaker 14: What you're gonna take my Christmas?
• 49:31
  Speaker 6: Like?
• 49:32
  Speaker 14: You know, I keep those lights up. You know why
• 49:34
  Speaker 14: I keep those lights up.
• 49:36
  Speaker 6: I'm a listener.
• 49:37
  Speaker 14: My mama loves those lights.
• 49:40
  Speaker 6: She is.
• 49:41
  Speaker 14: She keeps the lights up a little bit longer than usual.
• 49:44
  Speaker 14: But we don't give a fuck about that as long
• 49:47
  Speaker 14: as she's happy.
• 49:48
  Speaker 6: So okay, okay, let me say that I'm hearing you
• 49:52
  Speaker 6: with your mama. Understand that you know you got love
• 49:54
  Speaker 6: for your mom. Cool, we'll take it out. The whole
• 49:57
  Speaker 6: neighborhood wants your life that So I'm gonna tell you
• 50:00
  Speaker 6: this right here, from neighbor to ny You got to
• 50:02
  Speaker 6: tomorrow evening to take them life down. If not, I'm
• 50:05
  Speaker 6: gonna take them down. By what time you coming, broh?
• 50:09
  Speaker 14: What time you coming.
• 50:10
  Speaker 6: Okay, I'll tell you what I get off the fine.
• 50:12
  Speaker 6: I'll be at your house about six to take these
• 50:14
  Speaker 6: life down. If you're not, yeah, I'll be looking for
• 50:16
  Speaker 6: you too. Man.
• 50:17
  Speaker 14: You know we got a big family.
• 50:18
  Speaker 13: I'm gonna call my brothers and.
• 50:20
  Speaker 14: We're gonna meet you.
• 50:21
  Speaker 13: We're gonna meet you because you are taking down.
• 50:25
  Speaker 14: You understand what I'm life are gonna stay up.
• 50:29
  Speaker 6: Bro, Okay, I don't care if you ain't. Your mama
• 50:33
  Speaker 6: got to take them life down.
• 50:34
  Speaker 14: Hold up, brother, what you say about my mama?
• 50:37
  Speaker 6: God said you and your mama can take them life down,
• 50:40
  Speaker 6: but somebody got to take them down.
• 50:42
  Speaker 17: Mother.
• 50:42
  Speaker 14: You talking about my mom?
• 50:44
  Speaker 13: We ain't taking down.
• 50:46
  Speaker 6: Where did you say you lived on shadow being I'm
• 50:51
  Speaker 6: on shadow?
• 50:53
  Speaker 14: You just you trying to you trying to sign your
• 50:56
  Speaker 14: death sentence. If you come over to my crea and
• 51:00
  Speaker 14: talk about taking down our mother Christmas light.
• 51:05
  Speaker 6: You man, you If I come over there and you
• 51:09
  Speaker 6: and your mama ain't on the ladder trying to get
• 51:11
  Speaker 6: the lights off that house, then I'm taking them down.
• 51:14
  Speaker 13: Hey, man, you.
• 51:15
  Speaker 14: You're talking about my mama taking down the light. I
• 51:19
  Speaker 14: got a baseball back for your mother and everybody at
• 51:23
  Speaker 14: the h o a A. I don't everybody at that
• 51:28
  Speaker 14: club you in whatever? Hho he and whatever.
• 51:31
  Speaker 6: I'm you up, mother, I'm you up? Okay, Well if
• 51:37
  Speaker 6: you if you meet up, you're gonna have to You're
• 51:39
  Speaker 6: gonna have to tie me up too. I don't want to.
• 51:42
  Speaker 6: You the one told us you had the lights on
• 51:44
  Speaker 6: the house. It hadn't taken them down. Tommy one time school.
• 51:49
  Speaker 14: I mean you can you get over here right now?
• 51:53
  Speaker 6: I can't come. I'll tell you what. I come through there,
• 51:56
  Speaker 6: Me and Tommy both will come through there if that's
• 51:58
  Speaker 6: what you want.
• 51:59
  Speaker 14: Come on, mother silly?
• 52:03
  Speaker 6: Okay? So so can I say something else? Know what?
• 52:06
  Speaker 13: Mother?
• 52:07
  Speaker 6: Can I? Can I say one more thing to you? Man?
• 52:10
  Speaker 14: You ain't got to say hell you say that when
• 52:13
  Speaker 14: you get on me. Yeah, you're talking about my mama.
• 52:16
  Speaker 6: Man. Okay, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, calm down, dude,
• 52:20
  Speaker 6: calm down. Okay, I'm down about what? Can I say
• 52:26
  Speaker 6: something else? Can I say one more thing?
• 52:28
  Speaker 7: Just that?
• 52:28
  Speaker 6: There? One more thing? What all I'm gonna say this?
• 52:31
  Speaker 6: Nephew tire me from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Did
• 52:36
  Speaker 6: you say you you got to be kidding me? Man?
• 52:45
  Speaker 10: Yeah?
• 52:48
  Speaker 13: Man, you got dames you all right man, No.
• 52:54
  Speaker 14: Man, it ain't all right man.
• 52:56
  Speaker 6: What you got my blood pressure off? What? Hey?
• 53:00
  Speaker 17: Wow?
• 53:01
  Speaker 6: Listen, hey hey, Jake, you got some labors. Russell and
• 53:06
  Speaker 6: shot n Russell and Stes. They are the ones that
• 53:10
  Speaker 6: got me the prank call you man.
• 53:14
  Speaker 14: They ain't gonna get no Christmas present for me next year.
• 53:18
  Speaker 8: I had some boys.
• 53:19
  Speaker 15: Man.
• 53:21
  Speaker 6: Oh wow, Oh you was heated boy. Oh man, you
• 53:26
  Speaker 6: was heated. Man. One thing I didn't know about you, Jane.
• 53:30
  Speaker 6: You love your mama, don't you. I love it.
• 53:32
  Speaker 14: I love it to death. Man.
• 53:34
  Speaker 6: You you you had to take it there. That's that's
• 53:37
  Speaker 6: a right man. Oh man, you gotta let me know. Man,
• 53:45
  Speaker 6: what is the baddest and I mean the baddest radio
• 53:47
  Speaker 6: show with the last let me hear it?
• 53:50
  Speaker 14: Oh god, Steve Hobby in the morning show?
• 53:53
  Speaker 8: Me ste what morning Blake in morning?
• 54:07
  Speaker 6: Man?
• 54:07
  Speaker 2: I love James, you and your mama on that ladder.
• 54:14
  Speaker 2: Y'all need to get these blakes down, that's all. But
• 54:17
  Speaker 2: everybody coming over to get some of his baseball back up.
• 54:23
  Speaker 1: Man, he just say blankety death cientificate. He was he
• 54:30
  Speaker 1: worried for you.
• 54:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he had me a little worried, Yeah, little he
• 54:34
  Speaker 2: had a little whimper.
• 54:35
  Speaker 8: In his voice when you say oh yes, mama, oh
• 54:37
  Speaker 8: dog dogs, when you when a man boy started cracking,
• 54:41
  Speaker 8: got problem. Yeah, well see now he did it. You
• 54:47
  Speaker 8: you're dealing with the inside of him. You find to fight,
• 54:50
  Speaker 8: You find to fight what's on the inside of him.
• 54:52
  Speaker 8: You ain't just so now he gonna draw on some
• 54:55
  Speaker 8: stuff that you ain't ready. It's ugly, man, I'm telling
• 54:58
  Speaker 8: you right now. Ugly when the dude get the whipping mama,
• 55:07
  Speaker 8: but it's but still won't to fight though he ain't
• 55:15
  Speaker 8: getting in the car crime, he getting out the car crying.
• 55:20
  Speaker 8: Keep on talking.
• 55:23
  Speaker 5: It that way.
• 55:24
  Speaker 1: You're dealing with the inside of me.
• 55:26
  Speaker 8: No, you you you messing with the part that you
• 55:29
  Speaker 8: that you don't get to see. So it's so instantly
• 55:33
  Speaker 8: it's gonna be more.
• 55:35
  Speaker 1: All right, nephew, coming up sex.
• 55:38
  Speaker 10: It is a strawberry letter and the subject is her
• 55:40
  Speaker 10: special healing suit.
• 55:42
  Speaker 1: We'll find out what that's all about just a few
• 55:45
  Speaker 1: right after.
• 55:47
  Speaker 15: Hey, it's Carla Farroll. Kick that old mop and bucket aside?
• 55:50
  Speaker 15: Are you ready for a mop and bucket?
• 55:52
  Speaker 3: Clean?
• 55:53
  Speaker 15: And half the time make the swap to swipper power mop.
• 55:57
  Speaker 15: The only one cleaning hero has a built in solution.
• 56:00
  Speaker 15: It breaks down dirt and grime like magic. With hundreds
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  Speaker 1: Thank you nephew.
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  Speaker 10: Subject her special healing Soup. Dear Stephen Shirley. I recently
• 56:56
  Speaker 10: moved to a small town and I got a great
• 56:58
  Speaker 10: job making great money. I'm thirty three and the woman
• 57:02
  Speaker 10: I'm working with. The women I'm working with are all
• 57:05
  Speaker 10: in their late forties and fifties. I'm respectful, but there's
• 57:08
  Speaker 10: a sixty year old woman that thinks she's in charge
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  Speaker 10: because she's the oldest. She told me to call her
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  Speaker 10: Mama May, and she was talking down to me a
• 57:17
  Speaker 10: lot in the beginning. The funny part is that I
• 57:20
  Speaker 10: was hired as a division director, so all of these
• 57:23
  Speaker 10: women report to me. Mama May ran the office before
• 57:27
  Speaker 10: I was hired, so she's in my way as I
• 57:30
  Speaker 10: try to change the culture of the office. She does
• 57:33
  Speaker 10: little spiteful things and then acts like she didn't mean
• 57:37
  Speaker 10: any harm.
• 57:38
  Speaker 1: But I'm on to her. I need her to.
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  Speaker 10: Retire because she's weird and she's dangerous. I was congested
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  Speaker 10: for three days, so I left work early on a
• 57:48
  Speaker 10: Friday to get some rest. Saturday morning, May popped up
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  Speaker 10: at my house with a big pot of orange liquid
• 57:55
  Speaker 10: dripping everywhere. She barged into my house and plopped the
• 57:59
  Speaker 10: pot online stove and told me it was her special
• 58:02
  Speaker 10: healing soup. She told me to eat three bowls a
• 58:05
  Speaker 10: day until I felt better. The soup smelled awful and
• 58:09
  Speaker 10: she would not tell me what.
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  Speaker 6: Was in it.
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  Speaker 10: She insisted that I eat a bowl of it before
• 58:14
  Speaker 10: she left. I could basically drink the soup because everything
• 58:18
  Speaker 10: in it was mushy. I finished most of it, and
• 58:22
  Speaker 10: she finally left, so I got back in the bed.
• 58:25
  Speaker 10: I woke up an hour later with the worst stomach
• 58:28
  Speaker 10: pain I had ever had. I was in the bathroom
• 58:32
  Speaker 10: all day and night. My nose and my colon were
• 58:36
  Speaker 10: clear after eating May's special soup. May still won't say
• 58:40
  Speaker 10: what's in her special healing soup. A few ladies in
• 58:43
  Speaker 10: the office said they should have warned me not to
• 58:46
  Speaker 10: let May know I'm sick. Is May a witch or something?
• 58:51
  Speaker 10: What's in her healing soup?
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  Speaker 8: Mm?
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  Speaker 10: Well, you know, I don't know about her being a
• 58:57
  Speaker 10: witch or anything like that. No one knows what's in
• 59:00
  Speaker 10: her healing soup because she doesn't tell it. But what
• 59:03
  Speaker 10: I have to ask is where do you live that
• 59:05
  Speaker 10: someone could just burst in your house like that? I mean,
• 59:08
  Speaker 10: was your door open?
• 59:09
  Speaker 1: Was it unlocked? Does Mama May have a key or something?
• 59:13
  Speaker 10: Plus you already said you need her to retire because
• 59:16
  Speaker 10: she's weird and dangerous and she does little spiteful things
• 59:19
  Speaker 10: to you. But yet you ate some nasty smelling soup
• 59:23
  Speaker 10: that she brought over and wouldn't say what was in it.
• 59:26
  Speaker 1: Boy, did you take a chance? You took a risk
• 59:29
  Speaker 1: on that one. Didn't you.
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  Speaker 10: I mean, thank god you're okay, you're alive after eating
• 59:33
  Speaker 10: her soup, but it could have turned out very ugly. Now,
• 59:36
  Speaker 10: as far as her being a witch, I mean, like
• 59:38
  Speaker 10: I said earlier, really.
• 59:40
  Speaker 2: Is this a real question?
• 59:41
  Speaker 1: Because who knows?
• 59:42
  Speaker 10: I mean, we do know she's not a snitch, because
• 59:44
  Speaker 10: you're still trying to get her to tell you what
• 59:47
  Speaker 10: her healing soup the ingredients to that was, and she
• 59:51
  Speaker 10: won't tell you that. But if it can cure congestion
• 59:54
  Speaker 10: and illnesses, I guess the world needs to know about it.
• 59:57
  Speaker 10: I just think you're lucky, you know, still be able
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 10: to write us and tell us about this, because I
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 10: wouldn't have eaten the soup.
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 1: I'll tell you that, Steve, and I know you wouldn't
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 1: have eaten it.
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 8: All right, let's open up this letter the subject of
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 8: her special healers stupe soup with this statement, you stupid.
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 8: Let's just open with that. Let's go on and just
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 8: read this dumb letter and try to figure out what
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 8: possessed you to write this letter with all this information
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 8: in it that you, at thirty three, have started to well,
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 8: you're in a position now to figure a lot of
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 8: this stuff out. Stephen Shirley.
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 2: I recently moved to a small town.
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 8: I got a great job, making great money thirty three
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 8: and the women I'm working with, I'm in the late
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 8: forties and fifties. I'm respectful. Here's a problem, though. Got
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 8: this one sixty year old woman that thinks she's in
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 8: charge because she's the oldest. She told me to call
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 8: her Mama May, all right, and she been talking down
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 8: to you a lot in the beginning. And the funny
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 8: party is you hit her part that got the letter.
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 8: You are hired as a division leader, so all the
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 8: women report to you. Mama May ran the office before
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 8: I was hired, and your letter says, so she's in
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 8: my way. Now, let's stop right here. She's in your
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 8: way of running the office. You just said in the
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 8: letter that she's kind of like and you haven't said
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 8: it yet in the letter, but she's the oldest, and
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 8: she told you to call her Mama May. And you
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 8: said she was talking down to you in the beginning.
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 8: But you are hired as division leader, so all these
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 8: women report to me. Now, you said, Mama May ran
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 8: the office before I was hired, so she's in my way. Well,
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 8: seemed to me like Mama may think you in her way.
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 8: See she ran in the office. You about your little
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 8: youngs up in here. Everybody got a report to you,
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 8: and she been having everybody report to her. So let
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 8: me ask you a question. Why is your position even open?
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 8: They didn't just not come up with that position. You're
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 8: feeling a position. Why is that position even open? It's
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 8: because Mama Maiden got rid of everybody.
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 1: Don't be a witch.
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 8: Mama Maiden got rid of everybody, and you come talk
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 8: about she in your way. You ain't seen nothing yet,
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 8: little girl, we come back.
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 2: I'm until you, but I think you already know.
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 8: All right.
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 10: Hang on coming up in twenty three minutes after the hour,
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 10: Steve will be back with part two of his response
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 10: to today's Strawberry letter, the subject her special healing Suit.
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  Speaker 1: We'll get back into it right after this. You're listening
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  Speaker 10: come on, let's recap today's strawberry letter. The subject her
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 10: special healings suit.
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 8: Got this young girl thirty three years old and moved
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 8: into this small, lovely town. Got this wonderful, high paying job.
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 8: And the women that they work with, she works with
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 8: it in their late forties and fifties. She's respectful of them.
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 8: But there's a sixty year old woman that thinks she's
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 8: in charge because she's the oldest. And she told you
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 8: to call her Mama May. And she been talking down
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 8: to you a lot in the beginning. And then you say,
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 8: the funny thing is you was hired as a division leader,
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 8: the division director, so all these women report to me.
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 8: Mama May ran the office before I was hired, so
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 8: she's in.
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 2: My way now.
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 8: I pointed out a very factual thought of mine. First
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 8: of all, why is your position open? Huh?
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 2: How did your job become available anyway?
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 8: Uh? Huh? And then you thought these women reported you,
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 8: but you just said Mama May thinks she run everything.
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 8: And then you said, Mama May is in your way. Nah,
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 8: you missing the whole letter you wrote. You in Mama
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 8: May's way. Yeah, you win a wakeer surprises. And then
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 8: you said you're in your way cause you're trying to
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 8: change the culture of the office.
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 2: Now, this is a very important line that follows.
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 8: Next, she does little spiteful things and then acts like
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 8: she didn't mean any harm. Now, all of a sudden,
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 8: this had to show up at Yo Dough with some suit.
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 2: Oh you don't see it from me?
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 8: Why oh, now you don't put this into the game,
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 8: now you know you But now you say she do
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 8: the spiteful things that act like she ain't mean no harm.
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 8: But you own to it, right and now your next
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 8: ten minutes. I need her to retire because she's weird
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 8: and danger. Now here comes a chance to get somebody
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 8: out the way.
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 2: She in your way. But what you don't know is
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 2: you and little Mama May way.
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 8: I got congested for three days, so I left work
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 8: early on Friday to go get some rest. Saturday morning,
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 8: Mama May pops up at the door with a big
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 8: pot of orange liquid dripping everywhere. She barged into my
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 8: house and plopped a pot on my stove and told
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 8: me it was her special healless suit. You saying.
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 2: In your letter, let me quote you.
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 8: She does spiteful things and tries to act like she
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 8: didn't mean no harm. Well, you got a big pot
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 8: of spite sitting on your stove now because Mama May
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 8: in your way, eh you and Mama madewey.
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 11: Man.
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 8: Mama made and bought this part Mama made. She insisted
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 8: that I eat a bowl of it before she left.
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 8: I could basically drink the soup because everything in it
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 8: was mushy. The reason is mushy because she overboiled it
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 8: so you wouldn't be able to recognize the ingredients. I
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 8: finished most of it and she finally left, so I
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 8: got back in bed. I woke about an hour later
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 8: in the worst stomach pain I ever had. I was
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 8: in the bathroom all day at night, my nose and
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 8: colon were clear, and after eating May, after eating made
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 8: special suit, May still won't say what's in her special
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 8: heeling suit. A few of the ladies in the office
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 8: saying they should have warned me not to let make
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 8: know I was sick.
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 2: Is May a witch? Or something.
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 8: What is in her heel and something? Well, let me
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 8: clear up something. You think May got in charge at
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 8: the office. Yeah, oh more mother maid and killed all
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 8: some people.
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 2: Oh there's some people that went home and ain't ever
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 2: came back.
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 8: See everybody don't notice she show up at the.
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 2: Door with the healing suit. They just don't come back
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 2: to work no more.
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 8: You need to do some research and find out how
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 8: many of your coworkers or former workers at the office
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 8: have been found dead in their bed.
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 6: Like that.
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 8: I'm just gonna put it out there. Anybody want to
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 8: say it, Mama May killing people. This is a letter
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 8: about potential. This is one you need to catch your
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 8: little ignorant kids on Facebook that do all these mass
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 8: shootings and everything. See you ignore the science, Uncle Steve,
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 8: don't ignore no signs. This is a Facebook post warning
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 8: just like them ignorant people to be doing all the
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 8: mass shootings. Mama May is a killer. Mama made and
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 8: kill some people before and yo, you'd ate them three
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 8: bowls like she told you. YOA wouldn't be at work
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 8: Monday morning.
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 1: The problem solved.
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 2: Now? Is Mama made?
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 6: Really?
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 2: I don't think so. Did I use that as an
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 2: example to get your attention. Yes I did. Why did
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 2: you drink the soup?
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 8: I have no idea cause you stupid.
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 2: I have a rule, but I don't eat from people
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 2: I don't like.
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 10: No, all right, Steve, Please leave us your comments on
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• 1:10:00
  Speaker 2: Hey this is John Legend.
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  Speaker 1: Hi, this is Felicious Shot. Hey, this is Motown recording
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  Speaker 1: artist Kim.
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  Speaker 11: Hey you also, I'm here?
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  Speaker 1: What's This is Chris Rock? Hey, guys, what's up?
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  Speaker 15: Good morning?
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  Speaker 1: This is Tony Braxton. You are a no what timing boy?
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  Speaker 1: DC Young Flight. You listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
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  Speaker 1: You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 10: It's a new year, and to Leave is here to
• 1:10:24
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  Speaker 10: it's a daily walker, spending time with friends and family,
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  Speaker 10: Keep going with the lead because this year is your year?
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  Speaker 10: Use as directed for minor aches and pain. All right, guys,
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 10: there's a new study out and researchers have identified a
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 10: strong sign of lying is mimicking the body language of
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 10: the person they're lying too, a liar and a copycat.
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 10: The title of a new study now published in the
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 10: Royal Society's Open Science Journal could later lead to application
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 10: applications of the theory and criminal justice. Wow, So, Steve,
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 10: Tommy and Jr. What's your physical tell when you're lying?
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 2: I do a lot of blame?
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 15: Can you not?
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 6: Yeah?
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 8: Can you not?
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  Speaker 17: Look?
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 8: Why would we sit here and tell that right there?
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 8: Why would we do that?
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 6: We know I'm.
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 8: Who. I ain't got no tail. I lie to you
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 8: dead in your faces, I ain't no tail lines. You
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 8: can't ever bust me on the original line. You can
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 8: go days and do some fact checking and come up
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 8: with the truth. But the moment I'm telling.
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 7: The life.
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  Speaker 2: Very very convincing.
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  Speaker 7: Girl.
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  Speaker 8: What what tale?
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  Speaker 17: Right now?
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  Speaker 6: Sure?
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  Speaker 2: Sure?
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 6: Right now?
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 1: Color is your shirt?
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 8: But it's all it is?
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 1: It's it's a leopard.
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 8: Steve, excuse me? Yeah, have you've ever seen when have
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 8: you ever seen a black leopard?
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 1: That's a jaguar.
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah, a jaguar. Wipe your camera off.
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 1: You're just gonna go with the lie right down.
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 8: I gotta keep it going. But have you ever been something?
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 8: Have y'all not immediately? Let me ask you something, y'all
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 8: probably y'all ain't never took a polygraph before?
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 2: I never.
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 8: You took a polygraph before?
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 6: Hell yeah, but.
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 2: The tail you take a polygraph.
• 1:12:56
  Speaker 8: I didn't become a comedian until I was twenty seventh.
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 8: I didn't get famous at this till I was thirty eight.
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 8: Have I ever took a prodig federal charges? Please?
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 6: You have them going.
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 8: I've been cleared. I'm fine. It's been way more than
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 8: seven years. I can't get on none of this here
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 8: to your past, everywhere with lying. My whole time, lie
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 8: right to his.
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 1: You need to go on first forty eight or something.
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  Speaker 8: The only thing got me was that video surveillers. I
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 8: was standing there right there with you, dude. Yeah, when
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 8: the truth, that's how you get good at it, Shirley
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 8: and caler. What you have to lie when you don't
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 8: have to lie? That get that gives you trax fatis
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 8: at its y'all, Wait till it's time to lie.
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 1: No work on that got a horrible liar. I'm a
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 1: horrible life work I really am, I really am.
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 2: I'm the worst.
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  Speaker 8: All right, Yo, this is Jamie Fox.
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  Speaker 1: this one's for you. This guy says, Hey, this is Matt.
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  Speaker 1: I need your help.
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  Speaker 10: I've been asked to be the best man at my
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  Speaker 10: best friend's wedding. The problem, though, is that I can't
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  Speaker 10: stand his fiance dot dot dot.
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  Speaker 1: With a passion. I hate how she laughs, I hate
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  Speaker 1: how she gossips.
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  Speaker 10: I hate how she's threatened to hold back sex until
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  Speaker 10: he's ready to have kids. In short, I can't stand
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 10: her at all, and he's going down a path that
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  Speaker 10: I just can't support. Still, he's my best friend. This
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 10: guy is really my dude, uncle Steve. Do I just
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 10: be his best man and be.
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  Speaker 1: There for him? Or do I say no and hope
• 1:14:51
  Speaker 1: our friendship can withstand it?
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  Speaker 10: Wow?
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  Speaker 8: Well, first of all, doll, quit talking about friendship. If
• 1:14:57
  Speaker 8: you ain't gonna stand by you got that's what dog
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 8: you go and you be your boy's best man. You
• 1:15:05
  Speaker 8: got ask to be the best mad man, not the bride'smaid.
• 1:15:10
  Speaker 8: Nobody give it what you think of her? She with
• 1:15:13
  Speaker 8: holy sex till they have a baby. That ain't your business.
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 8: You don't like the way she laughed?
• 1:15:18
  Speaker 6: He do?
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 8: But what's wrong with you? How you all up in
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 8: it like this? I can't stand her with a passion.
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 8: You need to grow your up. He's and let me
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  Speaker 8: tell you something. He gonna put her in front of you.
• 1:15:34
  Speaker 8: Do you understand that? And that's the way it goes.
• 1:15:38
  Speaker 8: Now you go up there and be his best man.
• 1:15:41
  Speaker 8: I don't care how you feel about her. He asked
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  Speaker 8: you to be the best man. You not the bride'smaid. Food.
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  Speaker 8: I don't like up until you tripping foe? What you
• 1:15:51
  Speaker 8: got to like her?
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 1: Foe with a passion.
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  Speaker 8: He didn't ask her to marry him.
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  Speaker 2: Why you passing judgment on that? Is she gossip?
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  Speaker 6: So?
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  Speaker 8: I don't like the way she laughed, So like the
• 1:16:03
  Speaker 8: way she laughs. She was hold his sex until they
• 1:16:07
  Speaker 8: have a baby, so she know the man. She don't
• 1:16:12
  Speaker 8: mistreat the man. You just don't like her.
• 1:16:15
  Speaker 2: What's she not marrying?
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  Speaker 6: You?
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  Speaker 2: Man?
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  Speaker 11: How did this.
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 2: Dude got to be young, he got to be in
• 1:16:21
  Speaker 2: his twenties. Ain't no where man.
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 1: He didn't say, he didn't say his name is Matt,
• 1:16:26
  Speaker 1: but he didn't say he was. Put your mask on
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 1: the hand, the rings over.
• 1:16:29
  Speaker 8: And move on. Man, that's all you got to do.
• 1:16:31
  Speaker 8: Some of here, passing judgement. That's why you're by yourself.
• 1:16:35
  Speaker 2: Now do the.
• 1:16:37
  Speaker 1: Bachelor parties and the toe yeah, man.
• 1:16:39
  Speaker 8: Do all that stuff. You posted what you're tripping for.
• 1:16:43
  Speaker 8: Now when it come to do the speech and the
• 1:16:45
  Speaker 8: best man get a speech, now you give that to
• 1:16:47
  Speaker 8: somebody else.
• 1:16:52
  Speaker 6: I hate her.
• 1:16:55
  Speaker 8: And grooves stupid.
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 10: This one's from Jamella. She's twenty five years old. She
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 10: has a great job, a big, supportive family. All her life,
• 1:17:04
  Speaker 10: she said, she's made bold choices, but only after thinking
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 10: it all through.
• 1:17:09
  Speaker 1: She says, now I have decided that I'm going to
• 1:17:11
  Speaker 1: have a baby.
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  Speaker 10: I'm not in a relationship, but my job offers maternity
• 1:17:16
  Speaker 10: leave and my parents can help after that. I also
• 1:17:19
  Speaker 10: have a couple of potential fathers in mind, and they're
• 1:17:21
  Speaker 10: both on board. My mom supports my decision, but my
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 10: friends were shocked. My mind is made up, so I'm
• 1:17:28
  Speaker 10: not looking for advice on that, But how do I
• 1:17:31
  Speaker 10: convince my friends that this isn't such a crazy idea?
• 1:17:35
  Speaker 1: She's twenty five. Her name is Jammella.
• 1:17:37
  Speaker 8: Well you ain't a matter of fact, you know, you
• 1:17:40
  Speaker 8: don't want no advice? What you call us phone?
• 1:17:42
  Speaker 6: Uh huh.
• 1:17:42
  Speaker 8: In the fact that it matter is I think you crazy?
• 1:17:47
  Speaker 8: That so not where we at? I'm with your friends?
• 1:17:50
  Speaker 6: Uh huh?
• 1:17:50
  Speaker 8: And you know, tell her what I thought this through?
• 1:17:54
  Speaker 1: She says. She thinks her choice is through.
• 1:17:56
  Speaker 2: Okay, cool, didn't go ahead and do it to dudes?
• 1:18:00
  Speaker 8: You think is great? Choices? That's up for it. Now
• 1:18:04
  Speaker 8: are they up for making the baby? Are they up
• 1:18:07
  Speaker 8: to being a dad, because anybody can be a father. Yeah,
• 1:18:12
  Speaker 8: but what you want to give your child is a dad.
• 1:18:16
  Speaker 8: Now you need to find out what they talking about
• 1:18:19
  Speaker 8: all this? Yeah, oh yeah, I'll do it with you. Hell, okay,
• 1:18:23
  Speaker 8: everybody Now they're just gonna walk away and then your
• 1:18:28
  Speaker 8: child not have a relationship.
• 1:18:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, I'm with your friends. I think you're crazy.
• 1:18:33
  Speaker 2: You don't know everything. They're crazy.
• 1:18:35
  Speaker 8: Yeah, stupid young people today make me sick. Oh ya,
• 1:18:39
  Speaker 8: I said it pretty.
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  Speaker 19: I said.
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  Speaker 10: Coming up in twenty minutes after the hour, we'll have
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  Speaker 10: more of this crazy show. You're listening to the Steve
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  Speaker 10: Harvey Morning Show. All right, So guys, I don't know
• 1:19:02
  Speaker 10: if you've heard, but seniors, seniors are getting it in.
• 1:19:06
  Speaker 10: They're having more sex. Okay, This is according to new
• 1:19:10
  Speaker 10: research that found a huge spike in the number of
• 1:19:13
  Speaker 10: sexually transmitted infections over the past ten years. A new
• 1:19:17
  Speaker 10: study showed that sti's among people over the age of
• 1:19:21
  Speaker 10: fifty five have doubled compared to a decade ago. The steady,
• 1:19:26
  Speaker 10: blameful spike, Yeah, doubled. Blames of spike on rising divorce rates,
• 1:19:32
  Speaker 10: less condom use, the availability of drugs like viagra, and
• 1:19:37
  Speaker 10: more older adults living together in retirement communities, and also
• 1:19:41
  Speaker 10: an increased use in dating apps.
• 1:19:44
  Speaker 2: So there you have it.
• 1:19:45
  Speaker 1: STIs rising among the older generation. Yeah, fifty five and older.
• 1:19:51
  Speaker 8: You can make all the noises you want today, change
• 1:19:54
  Speaker 8: any changeing nothing.
• 1:19:56
  Speaker 1: But they talk about Tom's condoms.
• 1:19:58
  Speaker 2: Though we're not condom a man.
• 1:20:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean that's the easiest one.
• 1:20:05
  Speaker 8: You already ain't got long left.
• 1:20:07
  Speaker 2: You're gonna sharp now with an STI.
• 1:20:11
  Speaker 8: Oh man, I be now you done got hold and
• 1:20:13
  Speaker 8: dumb you spend all this time trying to get here.
• 1:20:15
  Speaker 2: Now you're here. Now you're gonna cut his show? No
• 1:20:18
  Speaker 2: cond okay? And you're sixty nine at the clinic. What
• 1:20:21
  Speaker 2: you look like? You're the oldest person down there.
• 1:20:26
  Speaker 8: That's come on, Papa, Oh I'm burning.
• 1:20:31
  Speaker 1: Coming three minutes after the hour on the Startling News.
• 1:20:36
  Speaker 1: We'll play around it. Would you rather?
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  Speaker 10: Right after this you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 1:20:46
  Speaker 10: It's a new year, and to leave us here to
• 1:20:49
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• 1:20:52
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  Speaker 10: you rather have a corn on each toe?
• 1:21:24
  Speaker 6: Be?
• 1:21:24
  Speaker 1: Or would you you okay have a ward on each finger?
• 1:21:29
  Speaker 8: Yeah?
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  Speaker 11: Yeah, give me no warts? Yeah, b hold yeah, I
• 1:21:34
  Speaker 11: got that big feet got to be right. I put
• 1:21:37
  Speaker 11: some I put some band aids on them fingers. We're
• 1:21:39
  Speaker 11: gonna be fine, but I can't.
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  Speaker 2: Nah, he slow, You.
• 1:21:43
  Speaker 8: Ain't well you get that corn on that baby toe
• 1:21:47
  Speaker 8: stuck down any more? Gators that don't have no guara
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  Speaker 8: in them.
• 1:21:51
  Speaker 2: No stretch at all?
• 1:21:54
  Speaker 6: That pain you dealing with?
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  Speaker 2: Oh I just come off stage, man and be eighty years.
• 1:22:02
  Speaker 6: All right?
• 1:22:03
  Speaker 2: You the warrants?
• 1:22:04
  Speaker 8: Okay, all right?
• 1:22:07
  Speaker 10: Would you rather smell like greasy fried food or would
• 1:22:10
  Speaker 10: you rather smell like cigarette smoke?
• 1:22:13
  Speaker 2: Which I'm coming in here smelling like nothing but my
• 1:22:17
  Speaker 2: mama chicken. What you're talking about?
• 1:22:19
  Speaker 6: What?
• 1:22:19
  Speaker 8: Man?
• 1:22:22
  Speaker 6: I know?
• 1:22:24
  Speaker 8: Thank you?
• 1:22:25
  Speaker 1: The cigarette smoke?
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  Speaker 6: Though.
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  Speaker 11: Visiting Hell's been like one hundred and it's all bank hell. Man,
• 1:22:32
  Speaker 11: let me tell you something.
• 1:22:33
  Speaker 8: Man, I've gone to a cigar lounge and I thought
• 1:22:37
  Speaker 8: I was gonna have to burn the clothes I had on. Yeah, yeah,
• 1:22:42
  Speaker 8: pretty strong.
• 1:22:44
  Speaker 11: But you can go to a cigar lounge and somebody
• 1:22:47
  Speaker 11: fired a cigarette and it disgusts you.
• 1:22:50
  Speaker 8: Like what you do, yeah, but enjoying your cigar though.
• 1:22:56
  Speaker 8: Cigar smokers despised cigarettes come.
• 1:23:00
  Speaker 2: In there like they've been poured.
• 1:23:03
  Speaker 7: All right?
• 1:23:06
  Speaker 10: Would you rather Here's here's an interesting one. Would you
• 1:23:09
  Speaker 10: rather have watch others have sex, or would you rather
• 1:23:13
  Speaker 10: have others watch you have sex? Well, I started watching
• 1:23:18
  Speaker 10: others that get around to me.
• 1:23:23
  Speaker 11: Watching what I ain't gonna be watching, and then we
• 1:23:26
  Speaker 11: ain't gonna get to participate.
• 1:23:29
  Speaker 2: No, I'd rather watch you. You can't. You can't see
• 1:23:32
  Speaker 2: this here.
• 1:23:36
  Speaker 8: You watch me? When you watch me, and then when
• 1:23:40
  Speaker 8: I watch you, ain't nobody saying nothing about watching no bad, Yeah, no,
• 1:23:50
  Speaker 8: people watch me. They ain't gonna be cut off. Family,
• 1:23:53
  Speaker 8: few no.
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  Speaker 13: Looking at you.
• 1:24:00
  Speaker 2: They can't even make God contact at the scream no more.
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  Speaker 8: What top surveys on the board. It's so new.
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  Speaker 10: Coming up, coming up, it is the last break of
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• 1:24:38
  Speaker 10: You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. It's a
• 1:24:45
  Speaker 10: new Year, and to leave is here to help you
• 1:24:47
  Speaker 10: keep your New Year's resolutions on track. Whether it's a
• 1:24:51
  Speaker 10: daily walk or spending time with friends and family. A
• 1:24:54
  Speaker 10: leave's got your back with up to twelve hours of
• 1:24:57
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• 1:25:01
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• 1:25:04
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• 1:25:07
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• 1:25:11
  Speaker 10: Use as directed for minor aches and pain. All right, guys,
• 1:25:16
  Speaker 10: it is our last break of the day, and Steve,
• 1:25:19
  Speaker 10: it's time for our closing remarks.
• 1:25:21
  Speaker 8: Hey, here it is today you all. I want to encourage,
• 1:25:23
  Speaker 8: but I want to remind you of something. You have
• 1:25:26
  Speaker 8: an opportunity to make a decision that can alter the
• 1:25:33
  Speaker 8: course of your life. You You have an opportunity to
• 1:25:41
  Speaker 8: make a decision that can alter the course of your life. Okay, Steve,
• 1:25:49
  Speaker 8: what do you mean by that? I mean this, and
• 1:25:52
  Speaker 8: this is just a true fact. If you change your
• 1:25:56
  Speaker 8: thought process, if you change the way you look at things,
• 1:26:01
  Speaker 8: if you take every negative spin and put a positive
• 1:26:05
  Speaker 8: spin on it, if you start setting your dreams and goals,
• 1:26:09
  Speaker 8: if you start praying, if you start confiding in God,
• 1:26:13
  Speaker 8: if you form a relationship with your creator, you have
• 1:26:17
  Speaker 8: done the necessary things. You have made a decision that
• 1:26:21
  Speaker 8: can alter the course of your life. All you have
• 1:26:26
  Speaker 8: to do is believe that it's so that simple thing
• 1:26:31
  Speaker 8: is so difficult for the average person to even conceive
• 1:26:36
  Speaker 8: for themselves. And why is that, I'll tell you why.
• 1:26:39
  Speaker 8: Because the devil is brilliant. Because the devil uses all
• 1:26:44
  Speaker 8: the tricks to persuade you to think the opposite way.
• 1:26:48
  Speaker 8: His only job is to rob you of your destiny.
• 1:26:51
  Speaker 8: And if he can make you think that what I
• 1:26:54
  Speaker 8: just said is not possible for you, it is the beginning.
• 1:27:00
  Speaker 8: But let's go back and look at it. If you
• 1:27:04
  Speaker 8: look at all the success stories of most honest people,
• 1:27:10
  Speaker 8: they will tell you at some point I believed it,
• 1:27:15
  Speaker 8: I wanted it, and I worked for it. But if
• 1:27:19
  Speaker 8: you do not have the belief, we can stop right there.
• 1:27:26
  Speaker 8: If you don't believe something is for you, if you
• 1:27:34
  Speaker 8: don't believe in something you want or aspire to, we
• 1:27:38
  Speaker 8: can stop right there.
• 1:27:41
  Speaker 2: Now, think about it. Have you given up on the
• 1:27:45
  Speaker 2: belief system?
• 1:27:46
  Speaker 8: Have you given up on believing in the things that
• 1:27:49
  Speaker 8: you used to want for yourself because in the delaying
• 1:27:53
  Speaker 8: of it happening, you perceive the delay as a denial.
• 1:27:58
  Speaker 8: How many of you are guilty of that. Let's just
• 1:28:00
  Speaker 8: have a real moment here now. How many of you
• 1:28:03
  Speaker 8: have ever wanted something really badly and you wanted at
• 1:28:06
  Speaker 8: a particular time and it didn't happen, so you assumed
• 1:28:10
  Speaker 8: because it was delayed, it was denied. How many of
• 1:28:13
  Speaker 8: you have ever felt that way? I know I have,
• 1:28:18
  Speaker 8: I know the majority of people have. But if that's
• 1:28:22
  Speaker 8: the way you use your thought process, it proves that
• 1:28:29
  Speaker 8: what I'm saying is true because the moment you change
• 1:28:33
  Speaker 8: the way you think, you change everything. Because it's delayed
• 1:28:38
  Speaker 8: doesn't mean it's denied because you don't believe something to
• 1:28:45
  Speaker 8: be So it's the very call of the possibility of
• 1:28:49
  Speaker 8: it happened, And it gets down to the real basis
• 1:28:53
  Speaker 8: of what faith is. Faith is the belief in things
• 1:28:58
  Speaker 8: that you cannot see. I don't need a lot of
• 1:29:02
  Speaker 8: faith to walk to the bathroom. I just don't. I
• 1:29:06
  Speaker 8: just say, man, I gotta go to the bathroom, and
• 1:29:08
  Speaker 8: I get up and a walk over there. It doesn't
• 1:29:11
  Speaker 8: require faith for me. But if I decide to set
• 1:29:16
  Speaker 8: up a goal that for to gain attention for my
• 1:29:20
  Speaker 8: foundation or to gain attention to a cause, and I
• 1:29:24
  Speaker 8: make the announcement on Facebook, Steve Harvey is going to
• 1:29:27
  Speaker 8: walk from Atlanta, Georgia to Cleveland, Ohio. A lot of
• 1:29:31
  Speaker 8: people gonna get cameras out. I won't go see this
• 1:29:34
  Speaker 8: hill because you know why. That ain't regular. That ain't
• 1:29:38
  Speaker 8: nothing I've ever done before. They ain't nothing I can see.
• 1:29:41
  Speaker 8: So that would require faith, wouldn't it? Would It would
• 1:29:45
  Speaker 8: require faith for a person to say, I'm gonna go
• 1:29:49
  Speaker 8: survive some inclimate clement weather for twenty one days, neked
• 1:29:53
  Speaker 8: and afraid or whatever. It requires some measure of faith.
• 1:29:56
  Speaker 8: But if you watch that show, a lot of people
• 1:29:58
  Speaker 8: don't make it because what they thought gonna be easy
• 1:30:00
  Speaker 8: is never that easy. And in somewhere line that the
• 1:30:03
  Speaker 8: majority of people don't make it on that show. But
• 1:30:08
  Speaker 8: listen to me. Everything starts from the basis of your belief.
• 1:30:15
  Speaker 8: Get back to believing. I believe that gonna be the
• 1:30:20
  Speaker 8: best year of my life. I expect that. I am
• 1:30:23
  Speaker 8: looking for it, I am watchful for it. I'm paying
• 1:30:26
  Speaker 8: close attention to everything I'm saying to God so far
• 1:30:29
  Speaker 8: because I have claimed a victory for myself. If you've
• 1:30:33
  Speaker 8: not done that, when stuff don't happen your way, who
• 1:30:36
  Speaker 8: you mad at you didn't put your belief out there.
• 1:30:40
  Speaker 8: I'm telling you, y'all, Why would you not try that?
• 1:30:43
  Speaker 8: Why would you not give that a shot. It's a
• 1:30:46
  Speaker 8: simple exercise in belief. It's a simple exercise in the
• 1:30:52
  Speaker 8: law of attraction. It's a simple exercise in faith. But
• 1:30:58
  Speaker 8: you've got to attempt it. All that gonna work.
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  Speaker 6: You know.
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  Speaker 2: I'm gonna tell you something. Somebody really really close to me.
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  Speaker 8: I've been begging them to come to me and sit
• 1:31:08
  Speaker 8: down with their vision list, because I tell everybody, and
• 1:31:12
  Speaker 8: this person's really close to me, and they've yet to
• 1:31:15
  Speaker 8: come and sit with me. But they keep wandering around
• 1:31:19
  Speaker 8: aimlessly in their life. And I watch them time after
• 1:31:24
  Speaker 8: time after time, thing not go right, thing not go right,
• 1:31:26
  Speaker 8: and they keep telling me about it. And all I
• 1:31:29
  Speaker 8: said to them was come and sit with me with
• 1:31:31
  Speaker 8: your vision list, your dream board. They still ain't made one. Well,
• 1:31:38
  Speaker 8: maybe if they would start believing that that system works,
• 1:31:41
  Speaker 8: maybe they could change something. Maybe they listening today, I
• 1:31:44
  Speaker 8: hope so, I hope you heard it. Those are my
• 1:31:46
  Speaker 8: clothes remarks today. It starts with the belief.
• 1:31:49
  Speaker 2: Y'all. Get back to believe and have a great day.
• 1:31:52
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