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$ex Preparation, Birth Prevention, Caught Red Handed, Front Lace Wig and more. · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Today's show is pre recorded. Y'all know what time y'all
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  Speaker 1: don't know. Y'all have a sun giving them like the
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  Speaker 1: million bucks things, and it's not good to mother for
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  Speaker 1: I don't join Jo. You gotta turn, you're going to arm.
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  Speaker 1: You gotta turn to turn them out. Turn you haven't
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  Speaker 1: got to turn them out? Then turn the water the
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  Speaker 1: water go. Come, come on your tha, I sure will
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  Speaker 1: a good morning everybody. Y'all listening to the voice, Come
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  Speaker 1: on dig me now. One and only Steve Harvey got
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  Speaker 1: a radio show. Man. If y'all only knew, I think
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  Speaker 1: I'll tell it to you. This morning man started off
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  Speaker 1: real crazy. But it's just those little mishaps where we
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  Speaker 1: as people who are striving to be successful, that makes
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  Speaker 1: all the difference in the world. When you have those
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  Speaker 1: little minor things that come up, you can't let the
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  Speaker 1: minor things stop you. You've got to keep pressing forward. Now,
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  Speaker 1: Could I have played the role of where is my car?
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  Speaker 1: Where is my car? Oh? Where is my car? Instead
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  Speaker 1: of hustling and grab a cab? So what am I?
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  Speaker 1: Am I above a cab ride now? Or do I
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  Speaker 1: have to look at the bigger picture and say, okay,
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  Speaker 1: I could act like a little spoiled brat some type
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  Speaker 1: of star and go, I don't ride in cabs or
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  Speaker 1: where as my car and then go to blaming people
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  Speaker 1: for not having a car, or do I make the
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  Speaker 1: adjustments because ain't like I ain't been in the cab
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  Speaker 1: before now slow down. Ain't like I ain't never been
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  Speaker 1: in a in a beat up car before, slow down.
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  Speaker 1: Ain't ever like I ain't never had a carb and
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  Speaker 1: roll the bus before slow down. Ain't like I ain't
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  Speaker 1: never been homeless before, and ain't have nowhere to go?
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  Speaker 1: Slow down. So in those moments right there, always remember
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  Speaker 1: where you come from, but even more importantly, always remember
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  Speaker 1: where you're trying to go, because it's important for me
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  Speaker 1: that I get here as many mornings as I possibly can.
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  Speaker 1: It's important because that's the goal. And so many people
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  Speaker 1: allowed a minor things to stop them on their road
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  Speaker 1: to success. And I'm giving you this example today not
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  Speaker 1: to say hey, look at me, but to say to you, hey,
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  Speaker 1: listening to me. There are going to be a lot
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  Speaker 1: of things that's gonna happen along your way to being successful.
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  Speaker 1: And if you allow the small things to stop you,
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  Speaker 1: there's no way you'll make it. You've got to always
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  Speaker 1: press forward and stop looking at the situation for what
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  Speaker 1: it is and look, sometimes you have to take your
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  Speaker 1: offer right now and put your eye in the future.
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  Speaker 1: You know, God has blessed me in so many ways.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, what can I say? You know, I ask
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  Speaker 1: God for this syndicated show. He gives me a syndicated show.
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  Speaker 1: Now I act like I don't want to come to it.
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  Speaker 1: Hold on, man, slow down. Did not you ask for this?
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  Speaker 1: Do I not realize that there are certain people, man,
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  Speaker 1: who look forward to this message in the morning. I've
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  Speaker 1: heard it from people, so from the hundreds that I've
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  Speaker 1: heard it for, that could represent thousands for all I know.
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  Speaker 1: So if I think somebody's counting on me, I got
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  Speaker 1: to try to get there and give something. So today
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  Speaker 1: I didn't have any time at all to think about
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  Speaker 1: what I might say. I just walked right in and
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  Speaker 1: the jingle was playing, and so I decided to just
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  Speaker 1: tell you about my day and maybe you can relate
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  Speaker 1: it to something you're going through alone the way, because
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  Speaker 1: no matter who you are, you're going to have some
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  Speaker 1: moments man, where things are going to have happen. And
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  Speaker 1: like I always tell my kids and I just had
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  Speaker 1: this conversation with my little girl. It ain't that things
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  Speaker 1: ain't gonna happen. It's how you handle what happens that matters.
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  Speaker 1: But it don't matter. It's how you handle what happens
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  Speaker 1: that's the determining factor on where you get in life
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  Speaker 1: and how soon you get there and how long you
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  Speaker 1: stay there. That will always be a mishap, something that's
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  Speaker 1: gonna throw you off. That will always be something man,
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  Speaker 1: that could deter you. That will be something somewhere, man,
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  Speaker 1: that will make you doubt it. Now that you know
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  Speaker 1: that's gonna happen, then let's talk about how you handle
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  Speaker 1: what happens, because it's going to happen. So now, what
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  Speaker 1: do you do as a person when these moments come
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  Speaker 1: about in your life? How do you handle? Oh? Woe
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  Speaker 1: is me? Oh? I guess it wasn't meant to be. Well.
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  Speaker 1: If the Lord wanted me to have this, I'd have that.
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  Speaker 1: Know how many deal how many times you hear people
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  Speaker 1: say that? You know, man, it really irks me. Man,
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  Speaker 1: Stop using God as your excuse. God ain't no excuse.
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  Speaker 1: God is a reason. He's a reason why the good happens.
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  Speaker 1: He's a reason he's not an excuse. God don't have
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  Speaker 1: no excuses in none of his scriptures or writings, not
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  Speaker 1: that I but he just don't make excuses. I would
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  Speaker 1: have done this. But you know there's a scripture that
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  Speaker 1: says the poor will all shall always be amongst us.
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  Speaker 1: Why that's got to be you. Yeah, he said the
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  Speaker 1: poor will always be amongst us, because you know, everybody
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  Speaker 1: ain't gonna follow the principles of success. But he also
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  Speaker 1: said he came to give you life and give it
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  Speaker 1: to you more abundantly. He said that too, But oh no,
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  Speaker 1: you don't want to hear that because your life kind
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  Speaker 1: of trip it out a little bit. So now what
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  Speaker 1: you do with it? Now you twist it and you
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  Speaker 1: go to that one little scripture that say, well, the
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  Speaker 1: poor shall always be amongst us, Well, that's put in
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  Speaker 1: there because that's a that's suggests in case. See, that's
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  Speaker 1: a just in case y'all all don't want to follow
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  Speaker 1: the scriptures. That's just in case you don't understand that
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  Speaker 1: faith without works is dead. That's just in case you
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  Speaker 1: have not because you ask not. It's just in case
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  Speaker 1: you don't believe and shall not doubt. He got all
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  Speaker 1: that in there. But in case you don't want to
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  Speaker 1: do that, there is a scripture that tells you what
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  Speaker 1: don't happen if you don't do it, And here it
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  Speaker 1: is the poor shall always be a monster. But then
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  Speaker 1: you get that when they say, well, hell, that's I
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  Speaker 1: guess that's the lord's will. Lord's will, really, really, really really,
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  Speaker 1: that's amazing. I just don't believe that about him. I
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  Speaker 1: don't believe that God created your life to be a
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  Speaker 1: life of misery. I think that we make decisions along
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  Speaker 1: the way that cause us to have lives of misery.
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  Speaker 1: But I really really just don't believe that God created
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  Speaker 1: you for that. I've heard Nelson Mandela speak, and you know,
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  Speaker 1: you gotta go wild all those years in prison? Man,
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  Speaker 1: what was it about? When you hear him speak, you
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  Speaker 1: understand what it was about. He said he always knew
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  Speaker 1: he would be free one day. Now, what he said
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  Speaker 1: he never knew was he said he never knew that
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  Speaker 1: he would be the president of that country. Oh my goodness,
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  Speaker 1: what a long way around. But he could have sat
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  Speaker 1: there and got involved in prison activities that wasn't up
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  Speaker 1: to pawing things like that. And they said whenever young
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  Speaker 1: inmates used to come in. He was telling the story
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  Speaker 1: one time of how young inmates used to come into
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  Speaker 1: the prison. They all sit around and talk to him
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  Speaker 1: about what they were doing and how many kids they
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  Speaker 1: had in their lives, and it helped them keep track
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  Speaker 1: of the outside a little bit, and it kept a
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  Speaker 1: sense of time for them, and it reminded me in
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  Speaker 1: to talk about what they left behind, and it kept
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  Speaker 1: them going because something was greater on the other side.
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  Speaker 1: Had he allowed that to stop him, had he allowed
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  Speaker 1: the imprisonment, which is a pretty major deal. Oh, by
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  Speaker 1: the way, then guess what he would have never been
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  Speaker 1: to Nelson Mandela that we know to day, a martyr,
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  Speaker 1: a leader, a great force. People want to go around him.
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  Speaker 1: Even people that imprisoned him could not understand his staunch strength,
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  Speaker 1: his faith, his unwavering commitment. They couldn't understand it. So
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  Speaker 1: things are going to happen in your life, but it's
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  Speaker 1: how you handle what happens doesn't matter. So keep pushing, y'all.
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  Speaker 1: Don't let the little things get in the way, okay,
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  Speaker 1: And if you just sometimes you just don't know. I
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  Speaker 1: got in the cab thinking I wasn't gonna make it,
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  Speaker 1: But at least let's go see. Let's try. I made it. Now.
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  Speaker 1: Guess what that gives me? Another piece of information that
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  Speaker 1: I have and all I had to see it again
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  Speaker 1: to date. Guess what I said today? Man, Sometimes when
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  Speaker 1: it looked like you ain't gonna make it, just go
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  Speaker 1: head on anywhere. Now. I could still be back there
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  Speaker 1: at the hotel time I wear my car, but I
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  Speaker 1: got up in here made it. So now what y'all
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  Speaker 1: gonna do with it? Let's go. You're listening Morning show,
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  Speaker 1: ladies and gentlemen, It's about to go down. The Steve
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  Speaker 1: this show with the words like attitude, gratitude, altitude, you know,
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  Speaker 1: things like that of the positive nature. So I see
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  Speaker 1: no reason to start it any other way. If you
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  Speaker 1: show more gratitude, it will affect your attitude, which then
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  Speaker 1: increases your altitude. There, I've said it. Now that's the
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  Speaker 1: All of that. Shirley Strawberry calling for real, Mississippi Monica
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  Speaker 1: Junior better known is Kills Faith and the Legend of
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  Speaker 1: Nephew Tommy Junior, Let me ask you something. Let me
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  Speaker 1: just ask you this, because you know you're in the
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  Speaker 1: gym too, like I'll be in the gym, tom being
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  Speaker 1: a gym all is working out we're doing. At what
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  Speaker 1: point can we take these shirts off? What percentage of
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  Speaker 1: your body fat do we need? Because I feel like
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  Speaker 1: I don't I don't listen to me. Oh the last
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  Speaker 1: time I could take my shirt off, I probably shouldn't
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  Speaker 1: have took it off when you all did the Shirts
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  Speaker 1: Off challenge. Yeah years ago. Yeah, I just I wasn't
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  Speaker 1: really ready. You know that was that was fifteen years ago.
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  Speaker 1: Wasn't that long ago? Yeah? It was fifteen years ago.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god. Yeah, I just turned fifty and I
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  Speaker 1: ain't took it all since then. I ain't took it all.
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  Speaker 1: Sing And the percentage of body fact that you should
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  Speaker 1: have Junior, Do you know what your percentage is right now? Yes?
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  Speaker 1: Sir by sixteen Okay, you're a damn lie. That's not
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  Speaker 1: you ain't got a hate on his body? Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: sixteen six your pretty ass talking about here? Damn six
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  Speaker 1: Euse me to stop grab on the shirt right now?
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  Speaker 1: What you in the sixteen? Up? What am I? You?
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  Speaker 1: Just pretty right now? You pretty stay sixteen? The upper
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  Speaker 1: of all man kind ain't an athlete. How did you
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  Speaker 1: take your body fat percented? My trainer did it? I
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  Speaker 1: didn't do it? Yea incurate? Oh hell, I bet your
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  Speaker 1: I bet your the stout ass and no, sixteen So
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  Speaker 1: that's muscle? Is that what that means? No? Well, it's
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  Speaker 1: it's your body fat is your ratio muscle to fat.
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  Speaker 1: But you know you weight and take your total weight.
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  Speaker 1: It has something to do with skeletal muscle, mass, body factors, um,
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  Speaker 1: you know, water in your body. You got them little clamps. Man,
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  Speaker 1: they're not reliable, Junior. I'm sorry. Congratulations Junior could hard
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  Speaker 1: as I'm working paperwork? All right? Listen coming up, coming
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  Speaker 1: up at thirty two minutes after the hour. The hate
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  Speaker 1: continues right on this show. We got the nephew up.
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  Speaker 1: Would run that brank back right after this you're listening
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  Speaker 1: to show, all right, it is time now to start
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  Speaker 1: your morning off with the nephew and run that brank back.
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  Speaker 1: What you got for us? Ness? He and I got
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  Speaker 1: that h pee peek pe he Husband Protection program? Whoa
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  Speaker 1: husband Protection Program. Let's go. Let's go ki. Hi Morgan,
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  Speaker 1: my name is Josh. I'm with HPP giving you a call.
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  Speaker 1: You are married to uh mister Sean to mic? Correct, Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you're with who now I'm with HPP. We actually pick
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  Speaker 1: your husband up from his job today. I wanted to
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  Speaker 1: give you a call or you pick him up one okay,
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  Speaker 1: you're you're his wife, Morgan? Right, okay. I actually just
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  Speaker 1: wanted to make sure that he's okay and we're worried
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  Speaker 1: about his work. Well, nothing's happened as of right now.
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  Speaker 1: We've had a conversation with him and we've checked him out.
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  Speaker 1: He's definitely okay. But why why are you picking him
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  Speaker 1: up to? I don't I don't understand why. All right,
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  Speaker 1: let's just just calm down, Hang on a second. I
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  Speaker 1: got a couple of questions for you. Your husband he
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  Speaker 1: is about what five nine correct? Right? And you would
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  Speaker 1: agree that Sean ways about one hundred and seventy five pounds?
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  Speaker 1: Is that sound about right? That weighs? Yes? Okay. Here's
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  Speaker 1: another question now, exactly Morgan, how tall are you? I'm
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  Speaker 1: five mine as well? Okay, and if you don't mind,
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  Speaker 1: I know it's a little different type of question. But
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  Speaker 1: if you don't mind, how much do you weigh? I'm
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  Speaker 1: like two hundred? Wait, wait a minute, what is it?
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  Speaker 1: What is it? What is how much Alah have to
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  Speaker 1: do with it? I don't What is wrong with him?
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  Speaker 1: And where is why? Where is he? Right now? We
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  Speaker 1: actually have him? We have him in our custody right
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  Speaker 1: him where We have him in our custody right now
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  Speaker 1: here our headquarters at HPP? So what heck? What is
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  Speaker 1: what is then? HPP? Ma'm HPP is Husband Protection Program?
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  Speaker 1: Husband protection? I've never I've never heard of such a thing.
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  Speaker 1: Why why is he then? Here? Well? The problem we
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  Speaker 1: have and we've been getting some actual complaints and whatnot,
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  Speaker 1: and not necessarily from him, but that you've been bullying
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  Speaker 1: your husband. Okay, you know what. I'm at much job
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  Speaker 1: and I'm gonna need you to hold all one second
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  Speaker 1: so I can go here. What what what did you say?
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  Speaker 1: Have you and uh Sean had any arguments at all lately?
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  Speaker 1: How we had We're married? Have we had arguments? Of course?
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  Speaker 1: He had arguments? What what does God have to do
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  Speaker 1: with anything? Have you guys had any altercation? Any altercation? Yes?
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  Speaker 1: What kind of altercations? Have you been bullying your husband
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  Speaker 1: in a physical way? How I've been bullying him? Bullying him? You?
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  Speaker 1: Have you been happened to bullying him for somebody to
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  Speaker 1: turn in and give us who who? Who? Whim? You
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  Speaker 1: need to go to talk to him? I can't put
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  Speaker 1: him on this. This is what I'm talking about. This
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  Speaker 1: what you're talking about. You found me at my jast
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  Speaker 1: put off like an HTT crash, and then I turned
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  Speaker 1: somebody in for some arguments. We're married. Who are you
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  Speaker 1: freaking know who's married and does not argue? I understand
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  Speaker 1: you mad, but it is my job to protect husbands
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  Speaker 1: that are getting bullied by and wise this is ow
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  Speaker 1: do you need? Let me speak to him. I'm not
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  Speaker 1: at liberty and let you speak to him right now.
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  Speaker 1: To you, what you're not gonna do is bullying me
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  Speaker 1: as well. And I see what I'm trying to bully you.
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  Speaker 1: I want to know what coming on? And why do
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  Speaker 1: you calling me and my job with some crap about
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  Speaker 1: him being at some headquarters for AHPP APP isn't ever
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  Speaker 1: heard of AHPP And my husband's I need protecting from
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  Speaker 1: anybody sucking that make it is husband protection program? You've
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  Speaker 1: been bullying your husband. You've been using bad language with y'all. Know,
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  Speaker 1: I want to talk to him, my husband when he
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  Speaker 1: said I do I do sets whatever she said to me.
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  Speaker 1: Whenever he's talking about how irish he said this, and
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  Speaker 1: never he gets and if he has the problems with
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  Speaker 1: arguing and me city to start his craft and he
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  Speaker 1: won't be in an argument and you tell him that,
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  Speaker 1: you see, this is what we're talking about. This is
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  Speaker 1: why he's been picked up today and brought into our
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  Speaker 1: custody so that he would be definitely protected from you.
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  Speaker 1: You know how if he needs a profession and he's
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  Speaker 1: in your custody as you can keep him mere how that. Well,
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  Speaker 1: here's what we're gonna do. Somebody's gonna be picking you up,
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  Speaker 1: bringing you in so we can have a conversation. Ever
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  Speaker 1: bringing me nowhere? What do you think is in? We're
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  Speaker 1: bringing you in so we can have a conversation with you.
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  Speaker 1: Let me explain something to you, ma'am. We will be
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  Speaker 1: bringing you in having a conversation. What your with you?
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  Speaker 1: You're gonna be coming in and you're gonna do it
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  Speaker 1: where anywhere with anybody want. Are you physically or mentally
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  Speaker 1: abusing your husband? You know what. You don't have to
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  Speaker 1: pick me up? Tell me where you I will come
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  Speaker 1: to you want to tick me up, I will. I
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  Speaker 1: will come down there. I will hear you in him
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  Speaker 1: at the same time you tell me with you also out,
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  Speaker 1: We're I'm going to ask you a serious question. Is
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  Speaker 1: it sounds like a consequence of he doesn't listen to you.
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  Speaker 1: Let's be a consequence. I mean, I mean, what are
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  Speaker 1: you doing? Are you treating your husband like a child?
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  Speaker 1: What are you doing to him asking like a poet?
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  Speaker 1: You treat you like a child. If he had the
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  Speaker 1: problem with how I see him, you talk to him
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  Speaker 1: about he asked. Let me ask you something, miss Morgan.
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  Speaker 1: What do you do for a letter in the head
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  Speaker 1: of seturity at this building and about to cross thee
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  Speaker 1: charity on me because I'm loud in this room? Oh,
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  Speaker 1: because you're head of security, So you don't know all
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  Speaker 1: about putting people in choke calls and how to apprehend
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  Speaker 1: the person. Don't my job? Yes? So are you doing
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  Speaker 1: that at home? What I'm not gonna tell you again?
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  Speaker 1: I don't harm that man in any way noway? Harbor Ever,
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  Speaker 1: what I ever more? Has he need? He needs to
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  Speaker 1: get him behind in his car and go gras to work.
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  Speaker 1: We have builds to things. Don't have time for this crack.
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  Speaker 1: I got one more thing I need to say to you.
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  Speaker 1: Are you're listening? You have nothing to say to me,
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  Speaker 1: But then you want to put my husband and trying
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  Speaker 1: to let me talk to him about it? Shut sit down,
• 19:24
  Speaker 1: sit down, s get him hitting him the phone. Let
• 19:27
  Speaker 1: me talks. I need to understand what se I got it.
• 19:30
  Speaker 1: Let me finish the talk conversation with Okay, No, you
• 19:32
  Speaker 1: don't need to snything. Let me finish in him. Put
• 19:35
  Speaker 1: him on the phone. Hello, I have one more thing
• 19:38
  Speaker 1: to ask you. Are you listening? Are you listening? Go ahead,
• 19:42
  Speaker 1: This is nephew tire me from the Steve Harbor Him
• 19:46
  Speaker 1: Morning Show. You just got breaked by your husband's sean.
• 20:07
  Speaker 1: I don't believe this. Crazy, What are you? What are
• 20:11
  Speaker 1: you at right now? Man? I was worried about the
• 20:13
  Speaker 1: people at your job. What are you? I'm back here
• 20:15
  Speaker 1: in this closet, swearing like a freaking pig, in heat,
• 20:21
  Speaker 1: dripping make up everywhere. I cannot believe this. Oh god, man, Okay, baby,
• 20:29
  Speaker 1: I gotta ask you, what is the baddest I'm talking
• 20:31
  Speaker 1: about the baddest radio show in the land, The Steve
• 20:36
  Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show. You too much? You know me, y'all
• 20:46
  Speaker 1: got to give it to me now, Frank, you're listening
• 20:52
  Speaker 1: to show. All right, it's time for something funny and
• 20:57
  Speaker 1: today it's gonna be with Tommy and Junior. And I
• 20:59
  Speaker 1: think you guys that have entitled this things you Wish
• 21:03
  Speaker 1: you Still had? Yeah, I'm in tiling it the YBC.
• 21:08
  Speaker 1: What's the why say the Young Boy as a comedy? Why? Why?
• 21:15
  Speaker 1: Seeing the building? They are YBC with things you wish
• 21:19
  Speaker 1: you still had? Junior? What's that? Tommy boy? If I
• 21:24
  Speaker 1: still had a page, you hit me on my hip today,
• 21:30
  Speaker 1: I'd be bawling up in here, but I can't. I
• 21:32
  Speaker 1: just wish I still had a page. I ain't gonna lie. Yeah,
• 21:35
  Speaker 1: put you put your code in? Yeah, your cell phone
• 21:37
  Speaker 1: is getting people get be messed up. Yeah, yes, yeah,
• 21:41
  Speaker 1: you want something now, Well, you ain't got to worry
• 21:43
  Speaker 1: about all that you know, all that called and all
• 21:44
  Speaker 1: that you want about to hit you on the hip.
• 21:46
  Speaker 1: I'll call you when I get rid. Oh yeah, yeah,
• 21:48
  Speaker 1: all right, I just had a page. Let's put your
• 21:50
  Speaker 1: code in. When I used to see sixth in that
• 21:53
  Speaker 1: numb man. I'm sorry, I got you. Yeah, that was
• 21:57
  Speaker 1: the code right there, though, who I just want stuff.
• 22:01
  Speaker 1: I'm more affable about right stuff that you know now
• 22:03
  Speaker 1: I'm I'm doing stuff. Well. It was a little stress
• 22:06
  Speaker 1: and everything, you know, making a little more money and everything.
• 22:08
  Speaker 1: But lord, I still wish I had a car took
• 22:10
  Speaker 1: regular gas. I'll be honest. I wasn't ready for Supreme
• 22:16
  Speaker 1: all the time, that ninety three bus. I just had
• 22:21
  Speaker 1: a car that just took regular You know, if I
• 22:24
  Speaker 1: get back down to one eighty nine, I got him.
• 22:28
  Speaker 1: Know when I when I bought my truck, they didn't
• 22:31
  Speaker 1: tell me it had to be all the time. If
• 22:34
  Speaker 1: I could just get back to that thing you still had,
• 22:38
  Speaker 1: that still had, If I could just pop in a
• 22:43
  Speaker 1: VHS tape, Boy, you hear me popping in watch some
• 22:47
  Speaker 1: of the greatest movies of all time right there. VHS
• 22:51
  Speaker 1: to me, that's better than DVD. That's when you go
• 22:55
  Speaker 1: back when a moving meant something. When you went to blockbusting,
• 22:57
  Speaker 1: picked up your tape, yeah, poppy, and then you had
• 23:01
  Speaker 1: to get it back the next day. You got two days.
• 23:06
  Speaker 1: I was always late with that tape always. I actually
• 23:09
  Speaker 1: both motaps that Pandora stole this idea. Pandora already stole
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: the same. I really do wish I had a tape
• 23:18
  Speaker 1: of card so I could just take my songs. Don't
• 23:22
  Speaker 1: have to hit the commercial Pandora come in after every
• 23:25
  Speaker 1: second song. They got something they want to say. Man,
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: just play this the ten songs for the row. I
• 23:30
  Speaker 1: want to hear. Yes, I don't have time. I'm not
• 23:33
  Speaker 1: interested in socks, shirts, shoot pass belts. I don't want to.
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: I just want to get the Joda system eni. After that,
• 23:42
  Speaker 1: I want to get to some loofer. I don't really
• 23:44
  Speaker 1: think you had a table card in your pass. Let
• 23:46
  Speaker 1: them get that out the way, then play. That's all
• 23:49
  Speaker 1: I want to get back to a right, all right,
• 23:51
  Speaker 1: let's go. I don't I don't have it. I'll never
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: have it again. But if I could just have a
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: nice outfro and putting my putting my raking it with
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: the fists on it and walk around like that, if
• 24:03
  Speaker 1: I could do that for a day, well I'll be balling.
• 24:05
  Speaker 1: Those days are over. I know that if I could
• 24:10
  Speaker 1: have it, i'd wear me a nice throw would a
• 24:13
  Speaker 1: pick in it with the fists on the top of it.
• 24:16
  Speaker 1: Get a man weave. That's all you have to do.
• 24:18
  Speaker 1: You can do that. Man live in Baltimore. I gotta
• 24:21
  Speaker 1: flap here to get it. I'm already called. He live
• 24:23
  Speaker 1: in Baltimore. He lived in Baltimore. The voice cold, What
• 24:28
  Speaker 1: do you do? Mm me? He put that on your head?
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: It looks real. Seriously, it looks so real. I'm gonna
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: waiting for about two days just for be balling. I'm
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: telling you watch me. You guys haven't seen it. You
• 24:41
  Speaker 1: haven't seen it. I ain't showed you out a video.
• 24:43
  Speaker 1: You gotta you gotta see it. It's unbelievable. It's unbelievable, unbeweievable.
• 24:48
  Speaker 1: It really is. It is so things. We wish that
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: we still had what you got, Junior. I'll tell you
• 24:55
  Speaker 1: with that thing, I wish I still hate it. Ain't
• 24:57
  Speaker 1: got that. I wish I had a woman who didn't
• 24:59
  Speaker 1: want a month. Yeah, I wish I had that. I
• 25:02
  Speaker 1: used to day the girls. I didn't care nothing about
• 25:05
  Speaker 1: about going out to expensive places. Now chilis is cool.
• 25:08
  Speaker 1: I ain't been the chilies and at all. The man,
• 25:13
  Speaker 1: you're gonna get the two for twenty uh, that's when
• 25:15
  Speaker 1: you get two advertisers. Two meals and two desserts. Put
• 25:20
  Speaker 1: them up. I used to kill him in there. Boy,
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: if I could bring that back, no chills two for twenty,
• 25:28
  Speaker 1: y'all don't remember that. Get that out of your mind. Yeah,
• 25:30
  Speaker 1: I ain't going back that over No, no, because now
• 25:34
  Speaker 1: you know we used to eat restaurants now eat restaurants now?
• 25:36
  Speaker 1: Were all the licensed low yea, all that they pay
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: for them, Like I asked to turn my section up.
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: Take you take thirty off my beagles, thirty likes up?
• 25:45
  Speaker 1: You get me some down. No, you know you gotta
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: eating the restaurants now. You gotta take two elevators. Get
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: to the top. Chile. It's the same flow everybody, even
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: I want to go over there. That's why I want
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: to eat down two for twitter. Hold I miss that,
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: all right? This is called things you wish you still had?
• 26:04
  Speaker 1: Come on, nephew, Well I can't say it, but I'm
• 26:09
  Speaker 1: gonna see it. But I ain't supposed to see it. Well, hell,
• 26:12
  Speaker 1: what what? What's what's you? Yeah? I'm like, oh what
• 26:17
  Speaker 1: the what? I just I wish I had more than ahead.
• 26:23
  Speaker 1: I already know what you're gonna say. Go ahead, please
• 26:25
  Speaker 1: mold than one woman. Yeah you really really really ridiculous
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: with it. I'm going through the one woman blues. You
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: hear me. I can't ruugh on me over here. Just
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: just I'm just saying that you're telling my stuff. I wish.
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: I hate it. I ain't got it. I'm just saying,
• 26:45
  Speaker 1: when you're comfortable with saying this aloud? Yeah, just wow,
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: molding woman? What's wrong? Wow? No quick question? Ain't we Yeah?
• 26:54
  Speaker 1: You wish? Ain't we question? Wow? I'll tell you what
• 26:59
  Speaker 1: I wow. I'll tell you what I mean. I ain't
• 27:01
  Speaker 1: gonna say that. Boy him there, No, I have no words.
• 27:04
  Speaker 1: He's real. His wife was just on the radio. Yeah,
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: uh the other day for mother's dad. He don't he
• 27:13
  Speaker 1: really speak. But here's something trait disappointing to me dealing
• 27:16
  Speaker 1: with women, don't. I wish I had women whose babies
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: went to sleep. If I if I could just get that,
• 27:23
  Speaker 1: I'm dating women now. They babies got more energy, They
• 27:26
  Speaker 1: stay up. These kids have no idea about nine o'clock. No,
• 27:30
  Speaker 1: it's ten thirty. The baby in between me and sitting up,
• 27:34
  Speaker 1: he mowing too the movie than us. This baby said,
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: y'all see that? Hell not we see that. I can't
• 27:41
  Speaker 1: touch her nothing because John John sitting between us. If
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: I just had women baby with the sleep all right? Uh,
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: that was good, guys, things you wish you still had.
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: Thanks WHITEBC, that's what us Steve named you guys. You're listening. Uh,
• 28:03
  Speaker 1: here's a question for you, guys. What do you do
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: before sex to make it more incredible? Nugget? Man? Really
• 28:17
  Speaker 1: is this Taylor made for you? Tommy? I mean I
• 28:19
  Speaker 1: can I can give you something what you got Tommy.
• 28:22
  Speaker 1: I mean you're always talking. I'm trying to feel it
• 28:30
  Speaker 1: while you're editing. Let me tell you spur of the moment.
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: Sex is always hot and exciting, but sometimes we have
• 28:36
  Speaker 1: more time to prepare for upcoming sexy time. And putting
• 28:39
  Speaker 1: that time to good youth can make can help things,
• 28:43
  Speaker 1: you know, go to the next level, so to speak.
• 28:46
  Speaker 1: Here's how to get into the mood in advance to
• 28:48
  Speaker 1: make sex more amazing. Don't look bored like you already
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: know this, Steve, Okay, like you don't need any help
• 28:55
  Speaker 1: in this area. Look at all the guys in the
• 28:57
  Speaker 1: room like yes, yes, like they could have ridden all
• 29:03
  Speaker 1: the stuff about me. Okay. First of all, get in
• 29:09
  Speaker 1: the mood. Time to start thinking about what's going to
• 29:12
  Speaker 1: turn you on later. So that's how you get in
• 29:15
  Speaker 1: the mood. You start thinking about what's going to turn
• 29:17
  Speaker 1: you on later. Okay, say it's now. You know, when
• 29:21
  Speaker 1: we get off you start thinking about it now. So
• 29:23
  Speaker 1: by the time we get off work and you get home,
• 29:25
  Speaker 1: you gotta do it. Tell me what if you mentioned it? Hey,
• 29:32
  Speaker 1: we're gonna do something when we get home. Yeah, that's enough.
• 29:36
  Speaker 1: That's enough for any man. Stop, you promise me something.
• 29:45
  Speaker 1: You know, we've been turning me only I've been catching
• 29:48
  Speaker 1: her and I don't know what it is. When I
• 29:52
  Speaker 1: just boy, when I catch her hand, it just it
• 29:56
  Speaker 1: happens right there at the animals because the kids, I'm
• 30:00
  Speaker 1: going to come in the launching part of the boy,
• 30:02
  Speaker 1: we'd be right down. Can't whole Wait, man, I like,
• 30:07
  Speaker 1: I like when you're walking up the steps and I'm behind.
• 30:10
  Speaker 1: That's it. The game name makes sense. Ironing is not sexy.
• 30:16
  Speaker 1: So you when my baby leaning over and beyond him, God,
• 30:21
  Speaker 1: that is the greatest thing in the world. Now, I'd
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: be like, these pills it's five damn dollar, go down.
• 30:36
  Speaker 1: Do we have to hear about these pills every time?
• 30:41
  Speaker 1: The cost of the pills, all of that, every time
• 30:45
  Speaker 1: every single time. Yes, okay, so here's another here's another tip,
• 30:50
  Speaker 1: so you know, when you're thinking about it early, start texting,
• 30:54
  Speaker 1: because it takes women a little longer. We're not as
• 30:56
  Speaker 1: ready set go as you guys, so it takes us
• 30:59
  Speaker 1: a long time. I'm to warr you no longer time
• 31:01
  Speaker 1: to warm up to get where you guys already are
• 31:04
  Speaker 1: in here. I have another problem with that because I'm
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: such a bad speller. And then I text I'm gonna
• 31:08
  Speaker 1: tell that grass up, and you get she's looking at
• 31:37
  Speaker 1: her phone like what she gonna say, saying good because
• 31:41
  Speaker 1: I mean asking you to get things that garbage. Okay,
• 32:01
  Speaker 1: So they say eat frisky friendly foods, you know, like um,
• 32:05
  Speaker 1: like oysters, things like that. You know, the foods that
• 32:08
  Speaker 1: say that they're aprodisiacs. Don't eat the rito. Yeah. Yeah,
• 32:12
  Speaker 1: they don't want you to eat cool wrench on your breath.
• 32:17
  Speaker 1: It's not cool. It smells a lot like a rink cools.
• 32:24
  Speaker 1: Your breath do smell like a wrench, but it ain't
• 32:27
  Speaker 1: nothing cool. But that's exactly what they says. Avoid foods
• 32:32
  Speaker 1: that cause bloating and bad breath. That's exactly what cigars are.
• 32:36
  Speaker 1: Not helpful at all. Boy, you don't know how many
• 32:41
  Speaker 1: times you love your cigars. Yeah, but you know, I know,
• 32:47
  Speaker 1: you know, before I go to Big Dog, I have
• 32:51
  Speaker 1: to brush it. First of all, I have to wash
• 32:54
  Speaker 1: my muschard. You don't really see lips a whole nother
• 33:00
  Speaker 1: separate back. My lips is a whole solid man. I
• 33:10
  Speaker 1: got to brush my teeth with toothpaste, okay. Then I
• 33:13
  Speaker 1: brush them with listerine okay. Then I rent with list okay,
• 33:19
  Speaker 1: and then you know, I go eat something cool and refreshing. Men. Yeah,
• 33:24
  Speaker 1: but don't come in there at all with cigar brow now,
• 33:27
  Speaker 1: because I actually live with the bloodhout. Yeah, you smell
• 33:33
  Speaker 1: like an ass trait. Then it says, access your wardrobe.
• 33:39
  Speaker 1: You know, where's something sexy that your woman might like
• 33:43
  Speaker 1: or your guy might like? So what what would that
• 33:45
  Speaker 1: be for you? Jack? I gotta suggestion. You know, if
• 33:58
  Speaker 1: you decorate a jockeysh drap a whole nother out it out,
• 34:07
  Speaker 1: you know, put a little print on it left, but
• 34:11
  Speaker 1: you know, okay, all right, put put a snake mouth
• 34:16
  Speaker 1: on it. I'm coming to Vible with with a T
• 34:20
  Speaker 1: shirt tied in a nat What the last thing you want?
• 34:26
  Speaker 1: Don't want shirt? Go up. You do not want this
• 34:30
  Speaker 1: shirt to go up. We gotta go. You're listening to
• 34:36
  Speaker 1: it is time now for a round of would you rather?
• 34:39
  Speaker 1: Would you rather wash windows on a skyscraper? Or would
• 34:45
  Speaker 1: you rather run with the bulls in Spain? Bill be
• 34:50
  Speaker 1: b Yeah, I'm gonna I'm gonna get it. I'm gonna
• 34:55
  Speaker 1: get on. I'm gonna get over a wall or something. Yeah,
• 34:58
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna push some people in front of me. I
• 34:59
  Speaker 1: can I can get this bull off my ass? Trip
• 35:02
  Speaker 1: some people up Triple nod show can be Oh no,
• 35:08
  Speaker 1: I've seen that ain't nowhere in the hell, and it's
• 35:10
  Speaker 1: nowhere in the hell. First of all, I'm not gonna
• 35:11
  Speaker 1: be able to wash your window. You up there already
• 35:17
  Speaker 1: both my hands is attached to this rope and this
• 35:21
  Speaker 1: safety device, so we're not watching where I'm not watching.
• 35:24
  Speaker 1: You wint to know that. And if you look outside,
• 35:27
  Speaker 1: all you're gonna see is it's scared ass dude. I'm kicking.
• 35:32
  Speaker 1: I won't end. I won't end. Man open the way.
• 35:38
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna pi on your window. I'm that's all we got.
• 35:42
  Speaker 1: We got some other stuff. What is all these stands
• 35:44
  Speaker 1: on my window? You know what the open open this window,
• 35:50
  Speaker 1: hanging up in that album. I'm running with the bulls Man.
• 35:53
  Speaker 1: I'm you can put me in an all red pajama set,
• 35:59
  Speaker 1: make a show, ain't see me. I'm love with the
• 36:02
  Speaker 1: damn bulls Man. All right, here we go. Would you
• 36:07
  Speaker 1: rather have a full time butler for life or one
• 36:12
  Speaker 1: hall pass a month for life? I already no, I
• 36:16
  Speaker 1: ain't gonna get that. Gonna have to hate this butler.
• 36:18
  Speaker 1: That's what I'm gonna have to do for life, confessed
• 36:22
  Speaker 1: and won'ting the Hall pass than get me on this
• 36:27
  Speaker 1: radio show with that? Have you learned nothing on the show, Junior? Yeah,
• 36:31
  Speaker 1: learn everything. I learned that I'm gonna go with the butler.
• 36:35
  Speaker 1: You're gonna have a full time butler for life? Okay,
• 36:40
  Speaker 1: already pass up the hall pass? You hold ho Let
• 36:44
  Speaker 1: me ask you question though. Do she know about the
• 36:47
  Speaker 1: hall pass? Huh? We know about the hall pass. That's
• 36:52
  Speaker 1: the whole concept of the hall pass that you give
• 36:55
  Speaker 1: the mask thank. Oh no, no, I'm not not no,
• 36:57
  Speaker 1: hell no, I'm not gonna here that every Moore. It's
• 37:01
  Speaker 1: gonna it's gonna that's who it's gonna. It's the fifteenth
• 37:06
  Speaker 1: who you're picking now, her. All right, here's the last one.
• 37:18
  Speaker 1: Last one. Would you, guys, rather tell the truth for
• 37:21
  Speaker 1: thirty days, tell the complete truth, no lies thirty days,
• 37:26
  Speaker 1: or wear a lace front wig for thirty days gonna
• 37:32
  Speaker 1: call me kill here looking like Rue Paul front. You're
• 37:40
  Speaker 1: listening to show? All right, Jay, it's time for comedy roulette. Guys, Jay,
• 37:48
  Speaker 1: please set it up for us. I can't do this
• 37:50
  Speaker 1: without explaining it because we have new listeners that are
• 37:53
  Speaker 1: not familiar with how this game go. I mean new
• 37:57
  Speaker 1: people tuning in right now don't know what we're doing.
• 38:00
  Speaker 1: So what I'm gonna do now is explain hog work.
• 38:03
  Speaker 1: Take for a subject, put it on the wheel, spund
• 38:06
  Speaker 1: the wheel, web stop. We'll do it. And the reason
• 38:08
  Speaker 1: we can do this because Junior is a comedian, I'm
• 38:10
  Speaker 1: a comedian, Tim's a comedian, and Steve's the king comedians watching,
• 38:14
  Speaker 1: Yes that go see Junior's comedian. I mean Time's comedian
• 38:18
  Speaker 1: and Steve is a king comedian. All right, before he
• 38:22
  Speaker 1: gets really mad, lets go, these are the subjects. Okay.
• 38:26
  Speaker 1: Number one things people say if they've been in jail
• 38:30
  Speaker 1: a long time. Ob yeah, that is a good one.
• 38:33
  Speaker 1: Number Two lies men tell when they're caught looking at
• 38:36
  Speaker 1: another woman. Oh I want it. O three? Excuse this?
• 38:42
  Speaker 1: Men say when they're not getting a lot of sex. Man,
• 38:45
  Speaker 1: that's another. That's another, dude, you're good. Number four things
• 38:49
  Speaker 1: people say when they don't have cable. Wow. Aunt, yeah,
• 39:03
  Speaker 1: that's the one I want. Oh it stopped all this
• 39:07
  Speaker 1: is a good one. Number two lies men tell when
• 39:10
  Speaker 1: they're caught looking at another woman. Let's go, let me
• 39:15
  Speaker 1: start it off. Here you go here girl, I wasn't
• 39:17
  Speaker 1: looking at her. I was gonna get you a pair
• 39:19
  Speaker 1: of pants just like that, and I just want to
• 39:22
  Speaker 1: make up those out the one that's all yeah, girl.
• 39:30
  Speaker 1: These men say he's been saved when they caught looking
• 39:35
  Speaker 1: at another performance. Baby, look at her? Okay, who need
• 39:40
  Speaker 1: all their abbs? Show? Okay? Show why one abs? Right?
• 39:48
  Speaker 1: Who need all her ass showing? Why come on? Show? Yeah?
• 39:55
  Speaker 1: The only reason why I'm looking at her because you know,
• 39:57
  Speaker 1: my cousin Rolanda that had that just like her. Because
• 40:03
  Speaker 1: of Rolanda looked just like her. That's why I'm staring
• 40:06
  Speaker 1: at Hustle. I thought it was roland all right. Let's see, babe,
• 40:14
  Speaker 1: why are you looking at her? Her? Ugly? I'm looking
• 40:20
  Speaker 1: at her don't you ever divorce this man? Yes, yes,
• 40:28
  Speaker 1: things things men say when the cup looking at another woman,
• 40:34
  Speaker 1: I gotta crook in my neck and every nine and
• 40:36
  Speaker 1: it just jerked from left to right. So that's all.
• 40:39
  Speaker 1: That is nothing, nothing, all right? Last men tell when
• 40:48
  Speaker 1: they looking at another woman. Babe, let me tell you something.
• 40:52
  Speaker 1: I was looking over that. I did. I was, but
• 40:54
  Speaker 1: I don't like her braids hanging off her ass like that.
• 41:00
  Speaker 1: I don't like as like that. I don't see the purpose.
• 41:08
  Speaker 1: All right, baby, listen, I'm just so glad, I really am.
• 41:13
  Speaker 1: That's your butt is not that big. I'm just I'm
• 41:16
  Speaker 1: just you know, I mean, that's just ridiculous. Baby, You
• 41:19
  Speaker 1: know what, Baby, just look at it. That's just ridiculous,
• 41:21
  Speaker 1: ain't it. They have a butt that big? That's just
• 41:25
  Speaker 1: too funny. Okay, she said you. My wife had asked me,
• 41:31
  Speaker 1: excuse you, why are you looking over there at that
• 41:33
  Speaker 1: other woman. I'm right here. Jesus. She needs Jesus, Jesus,
• 41:44
  Speaker 1: you better bring the Lord into she needs. What hard
• 41:57
  Speaker 1: hard to hard for me about the holly, hard for
• 42:01
  Speaker 1: me not to hollow, hard to father, hard for me
• 42:09
  Speaker 1: not to hollow. All right, come on, see, we got
• 42:13
  Speaker 1: to shut this one down. Lies. Men tell when they're
• 42:17
  Speaker 1: they're caught looking at another woman. You know what, that
• 42:19
  Speaker 1: is the cutest dog I have ever seen in my life.
• 42:23
  Speaker 1: That's a dog. I've never seen a dog that cute.
• 42:27
  Speaker 1: Would have woke. All right, great job as usual, guys,
• 42:31
  Speaker 1: Time to u switch gears up. Next, it is the
• 42:34
  Speaker 1: nephew with the prank phone call coming up right after
• 42:36
  Speaker 1: this you're listening to show Coming up at the top
• 42:42
  Speaker 1: of the hour, right about four minutes after. It's my
• 42:44
  Speaker 1: strawberry letter for today, the subject I think I'm playing
• 42:48
  Speaker 1: with fire. I think I'm playing with fire right now.
• 42:52
  Speaker 1: Speaking of playing with fire all the time, it's the
• 42:54
  Speaker 1: nephew here with the prank phone call. What you got
• 42:58
  Speaker 1: nef house pot egg, Glenda house party, Glen. Everybody like
• 43:05
  Speaker 1: a good house party? How ye good? Good? Let's go Hello? Hello,
• 43:13
  Speaker 1: Hey man, y'all need me to bring some ice over there? Yeah? Man,
• 43:15
  Speaker 1: we can we can use some ice over here. Who
• 43:17
  Speaker 1: he is? Hey? This Lawrence Man. I was trying to see, uh,
• 43:20
  Speaker 1: if y'all need somebody what kind of beer I should
• 43:22
  Speaker 1: I bring? But y'all want some beer? Man? Everybody over
• 43:25
  Speaker 1: here pretty much too? Bud wiser, man, who'd you say
• 43:27
  Speaker 1: this once again? This? Lawrence? This Lawrence Man? I read
• 43:30
  Speaker 1: it to your wife at the supermarket and she was
• 43:33
  Speaker 1: telling me, y'all was you know, getting together? And she
• 43:35
  Speaker 1: told me to, you know, come on through nobody as
• 43:37
  Speaker 1: some time. So I didn't want to just come through
• 43:38
  Speaker 1: that without nothings. You know what I'm saying. I want to,
• 43:40
  Speaker 1: you know, come through an empty hand and looking disrespectful. Man. Yeah, yeah,
• 43:43
  Speaker 1: I'll feel it. Man. We just pretty much over here
• 43:45
  Speaker 1: just kicking. Ain't watching the game. Man. You can you
• 43:47
  Speaker 1: know some beer some ice that that'll be good? Run okay, okay, okay,
• 43:51
  Speaker 1: cool man, we'll listen. Um. I mean, I mean people
• 43:53
  Speaker 1: are gonad. I want to make sure I'll bring enough stuff. Yeah,
• 43:56
  Speaker 1: but who who'd you I can? I can? Man? Who'd
• 43:58
  Speaker 1: you say this was? Again? Though? Money was? Lawrence Man?
• 44:00
  Speaker 1: My name is Lawren. I went to uh. I went
• 44:02
  Speaker 1: to school with Glenda. Okay you went to see it
• 44:04
  Speaker 1: was to school Glenda, okay, Lawrence huh yeah yeah we went.
• 44:07
  Speaker 1: We went to school together, so you know we we
• 44:09
  Speaker 1: I ain't seen her like man, I swear I've been
• 44:11
  Speaker 1: like fifteen twenty years. You know what I mean ironically.
• 44:14
  Speaker 1: You know, I just got back to town, you know,
• 44:16
  Speaker 1: two weeks ago, and to you know, running to a classmate.
• 44:19
  Speaker 1: I was like, wow, but but you know, uh, she
• 44:21
  Speaker 1: invited me out. Man. I ain't been nonwhere since I
• 44:24
  Speaker 1: got here, so you know, it's cool just to get
• 44:26
  Speaker 1: out a little bit. So you know, you say, bub
• 44:28
  Speaker 1: wise in our brain somebod ice, man. So yeah, we could,
• 44:30
  Speaker 1: we could. I'm just gonna pay a couple of cases.
• 44:32
  Speaker 1: That's cool. Yeah, man, that's that's cool. But you you say,
• 44:35
  Speaker 1: Glenda what y'all? Y'all y'all went to high school the
• 44:37
  Speaker 1: college here and what you what you meet her at?
• 44:39
  Speaker 1: I don't know. Me and me and Glenna was the
• 44:41
  Speaker 1: high school together? Doah? Y'all went to high school together.
• 44:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah that's back in the day. You know what I'm saying. Okay,
• 44:47
  Speaker 1: and you say what you say? You said your nat Lawrence, Yeah,
• 44:50
  Speaker 1: Lawrence Lawrence. Yeah, we went to high school together. Man.
• 44:52
  Speaker 1: That was you know, man, Glenda still look good that
• 44:55
  Speaker 1: I want. Y'all been married and we've been married for
• 44:58
  Speaker 1: about sixteen years. Man, Wow, wow wow? Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, man,
• 45:04
  Speaker 1: you did good. Man. I hate I messed it up.
• 45:06
  Speaker 1: You know what I mean, But you know it's it's
• 45:08
  Speaker 1: neither here nor that, man. But it's just ironic that
• 45:10
  Speaker 1: I ran into him, man, So I just appreciate it
• 45:12
  Speaker 1: to him like I saw I saw Glenda. Man, Yo,
• 45:15
  Speaker 1: your girl looking good. Man. I ain't seen it in
• 45:17
  Speaker 1: a long time, you know what I'm saying? Yeah, Yo, man,
• 45:19
  Speaker 1: what do you Let's back up a minute. Man, what
• 45:21
  Speaker 1: do you mean you you hate? You mess that up?
• 45:23
  Speaker 1: What you mean by that? Well? No, that's no okay, okay,
• 45:27
  Speaker 1: my bad dog, I'm thinking you familiar with my name? No.
• 45:30
  Speaker 1: Um see, Glenda was Glenda was my high school sweetheart.
• 45:34
  Speaker 1: You know. We dated from from ninth grade to the
• 45:36
  Speaker 1: twelfth grade. Man, we went the problem together, all right. Right,
• 45:39
  Speaker 1: look all right, man, I see um you know what man,
• 45:42
  Speaker 1: I'm I'm let me see. I I don't know. I
• 45:46
  Speaker 1: don't know what Glenda what she meant by by telling
• 45:50
  Speaker 1: you you could come through the crib, bro. But you
• 45:52
  Speaker 1: you can't come through my house, dog. I mean I didn't.
• 45:55
  Speaker 1: I didn't have mine back in the day, and she
• 45:57
  Speaker 1: might have had hers, bro, But you you can't come
• 45:59
  Speaker 1: over my house. Okay, okay, hold hold hold holda holda man,
• 46:02
  Speaker 1: Nah Glinda then invited me and I'm coming. I don't.
• 46:06
  Speaker 1: I don't know what what through hostility is. But man,
• 46:08
  Speaker 1: but I'm I'm coming to the house. You ain't. You
• 46:11
  Speaker 1: ain't coming to my house? Doff, hey, dog, listen to me, Man,
• 46:14
  Speaker 1: I'm not gonnahity and go back and forth with you.
• 46:16
  Speaker 1: I'd have ran into Glenna in the stough. Glenna said
• 46:19
  Speaker 1: she you know, it was good to see me, you know,
• 46:21
  Speaker 1: come through tonight. I say, cool, you know, and she
• 46:24
  Speaker 1: gave me the number, asking you what else I should
• 46:27
  Speaker 1: you know? What else I should get? You know? So
• 46:29
  Speaker 1: I'm calling you saying, hey, man, you want some ice
• 46:31
  Speaker 1: and some beer. I'm gonna roll through. Man, it's just
• 46:34
  Speaker 1: a party. Dog. You insecure? What's what's up? Ain't insecure? Listen?
• 46:38
  Speaker 1: Listen to me, dog, I'm I'm I'm gonna go and
• 46:41
  Speaker 1: get Glinda, all right? And because right he don't make
• 46:44
  Speaker 1: sense to me? Dog, what you mean? Glenna invited you
• 46:46
  Speaker 1: to the house, and I'm telling you right now, you
• 46:48
  Speaker 1: ain't coming to my house. Bro. If you come to
• 46:50
  Speaker 1: my house, she's gonna get up hold on. So what
• 46:53
  Speaker 1: you what you threatening me? Now? Dog? That's what I'm doing?
• 46:57
  Speaker 1: Who wish you dog. I'm fun. That's who I am.
• 47:01
  Speaker 1: I would remember to do the service. I'm our first
• 47:03
  Speaker 1: I'm the one she really remember? You mean you don't
• 47:06
  Speaker 1: want she really remember? I'm our first dog? She man?
• 47:09
  Speaker 1: That look? Man, I like I said, you bring your
• 47:13
  Speaker 1: pump over to my house and it's gonna be about
• 47:15
  Speaker 1: twenty way none. All right, all my boys over here,
• 47:18
  Speaker 1: we're kicking it. All right, you bring it over here.
• 47:21
  Speaker 1: You're gonna leave. I'll promise you that. I'll tell you what. Man,
• 47:24
  Speaker 1: I'll be over there because Glenda the one invited me,
• 47:26
  Speaker 1: and I'm showing up. And if you start tripping with me,
• 47:29
  Speaker 1: guess what, dog it's on in poperly. One thing I
• 47:31
  Speaker 1: ain't forgot it is my first love, and my first
• 47:34
  Speaker 1: love been invited me to the house. Man, I can't.
• 47:36
  Speaker 1: I can't even deal with it right here, bro, I'm
• 47:38
  Speaker 1: gonna tell you know you you obviously you don't spoke
• 47:41
  Speaker 1: to Glenda. You know what I live, right, you show
• 47:43
  Speaker 1: you up. I want you to come on. I want
• 47:45
  Speaker 1: you to come on over. And you show up like
• 47:47
  Speaker 1: I said, you show up and you ain't going home.
• 47:50
  Speaker 1: I promise you that, brother. Is this whatever? Then? Man,
• 47:53
  Speaker 1: it's whatever role. Hey, bron, look look man, me and
• 47:57
  Speaker 1: my boys over here, we just waiting on. We're just
• 47:59
  Speaker 1: waiting on that. All you got to do is make
• 48:00
  Speaker 1: the move right all you want to make if I'll
• 48:03
  Speaker 1: tell you what, man, I'm just let me call Glenda.
• 48:05
  Speaker 1: See I'll need to call Glenda because see see see Glenna.
• 48:08
  Speaker 1: Let me get Glenda. Who you dog? You? I'm gonna
• 48:12
  Speaker 1: tell you one more time. I am Glenda's first. I
• 48:14
  Speaker 1: don't give in a sound like I might be her last,
• 48:17
  Speaker 1: her everything it must be out his mind. See low lit,
• 48:21
  Speaker 1: I got this pot on the phone. But Rick, yo, yo,
• 48:24
  Speaker 1: don let me ask you this hill man. You don't
• 48:26
  Speaker 1: even know what Glenda's spotted? Do you do? You? What
• 48:29
  Speaker 1: the I know where her spotted? What the are you dog?
• 48:34
  Speaker 1: What the think this she is? Bro? He man, hey't
• 48:37
  Speaker 1: you bring up yet? I don't want you to show
• 48:39
  Speaker 1: up at mine. You call me with this stupid bro
• 48:42
  Speaker 1: you're talking about my girl, My girl? Spot you come,
• 48:45
  Speaker 1: But I want to see you at the crib right now, bron,
• 48:48
  Speaker 1: get your see your whip right now. You drive down
• 48:51
  Speaker 1: the mine and I'm gonna you up. Bro. You ain't
• 48:53
  Speaker 1: gonna do nothing to me. What I said, you ain't
• 48:56
  Speaker 1: gonna do no, do nothing to see you run. I
• 48:58
  Speaker 1: ain't gonna do nothing to you. I trump you bring
• 49:00
  Speaker 1: over here, but I'm telling you're not going home down,
• 49:03
  Speaker 1: You're not going up whatever. I got one more thing
• 49:05
  Speaker 1: I want to say to you. Is you listening? My girl?
• 49:09
  Speaker 1: I got one more thing I want to say to you, though.
• 49:12
  Speaker 1: Is you listening to me? I'm not listening to you. Ain't? Man?
• 49:15
  Speaker 1: Is you listening? Is you listening? Because everdently you ain't.
• 49:18
  Speaker 1: Are you listening to me? You want to say? This
• 49:22
  Speaker 1: is nephew Tommy from the Steve Horby Morning Show. You
• 49:25
  Speaker 1: just got pranked by your wife, Glenda. You see I'm
• 49:37
  Speaker 1: not playing man, Yeah, I'm playing kill y'all. Man. I'm
• 49:46
  Speaker 1: so glad. This is a joke. Bryan. I'm telling because
• 49:48
  Speaker 1: because one of us was leaving here tonight. Bro my
• 49:59
  Speaker 1: mama routine. Hey, Janthon Brown? Yeah what you need? Hey?
• 50:04
  Speaker 1: From my understanding, you know, the other day when I
• 50:06
  Speaker 1: was doing my golf turin, they telling me, they telling
• 50:11
  Speaker 1: me Jay you you you mister team Tommy President Team Time.
• 50:16
  Speaker 1: They telling me you you ceo a team time. You're
• 50:19
  Speaker 1: doing me? Now, from what I understand, Tommy can't hear.
• 50:22
  Speaker 1: Why Timmy can't hear? Why are you? What did you
• 50:25
  Speaker 1: hear me? What in what in mind did you do?
• 50:29
  Speaker 1: Jay in minded fence If y'all gonna shit, didn't talk
• 50:32
  Speaker 1: about forgiving the lady. You know, y'all asking what I'm asking.
• 50:44
  Speaker 1: We had a long segment about forgiveness and what I'm
• 50:49
  Speaker 1: asking you to. If anything that was offensive, you just
• 50:58
  Speaker 1: search deep down in you and forgive me. I'm not
• 51:17
  Speaker 1: what I'm not going. All right, we gotta move on, guys.
• 51:25
  Speaker 1: Thank you, Nephew, and thank you Jay. Up next, it
• 51:31
  Speaker 1: is a Strawberry Letter. Subject I Think I'm playing with fire.
• 51:34
  Speaker 1: We'll get into it right after this. You're listening to
• 51:38
  Speaker 1: Show Time now for today's Strawberry Letter. And if you
• 51:44
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• 51:48
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• 51:56
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• 51:58
  Speaker 1: read this one right here right now. Buckle up, hold
• 52:02
  Speaker 1: on tight. We got it for you here. It is
• 52:04
  Speaker 1: the Strawberry Letter. Thank you Nephew. Subject, I Think I'm
• 52:07
  Speaker 1: playing with fire. Here's Stephen Shirley. I'm an older single
• 52:11
  Speaker 1: man and I'm very nice looking, not your typical old
• 52:14
  Speaker 1: cornball pops type. Dating is hard for me because most
• 52:18
  Speaker 1: women my age have let themselves go and look natronly.
• 52:21
  Speaker 1: I love online dating sites and I have a great
• 52:24
  Speaker 1: time meeting and hooking up with various women. Recently, a
• 52:28
  Speaker 1: thirty year old bombshell sent me a message to say
• 52:31
  Speaker 1: that she was looking for a little financial help in
• 52:34
  Speaker 1: exchange for some confidential fun. So we have met up
• 52:38
  Speaker 1: for lip service a few times and that's it. We've
• 52:42
  Speaker 1: never gone all the way. I give her a little
• 52:44
  Speaker 1: extra money for bills and you know, to get her
• 52:47
  Speaker 1: hair done and her nails done, and she's happy. But
• 52:51
  Speaker 1: here's my problem. She asked me to do her a
• 52:54
  Speaker 1: big favor, and I agree to it. She told me
• 52:57
  Speaker 1: that her mom is single, gorgeous and a lot of fun,
• 53:00
  Speaker 1: but she has trouble meeting good men. She asked me
• 53:03
  Speaker 1: to escort her her mom to a galup as her date.
• 53:08
  Speaker 1: She told her mom that I am her co worker's dad,
• 53:10
  Speaker 1: and she showed her a picture of me. She showed
• 53:13
  Speaker 1: me a picture of her mom too. I took her
• 53:16
  Speaker 1: mom to the galup and we had a great time talking, laughing,
• 53:20
  Speaker 1: and dancing. We are the same age and we have
• 53:23
  Speaker 1: a lot in common. After the galup, she invited me
• 53:27
  Speaker 1: in for a nightcap. We had been drinking wine all night,
• 53:30
  Speaker 1: so one thing led to another and I ended up
• 53:34
  Speaker 1: spending the night with her. I must say that we're
• 53:36
  Speaker 1: compatible in the bedroom too. I think I want to
• 53:40
  Speaker 1: keep seeing this woman, but I don't want to mess
• 53:42
  Speaker 1: it up with what I have with her daughter. They
• 53:45
  Speaker 1: can give me two different and very pleasurable experiences. Besides,
• 53:50
  Speaker 1: the daughter is only in it for the money. What
• 53:53
  Speaker 1: do you think Can I get away with it? Or
• 53:55
  Speaker 1: am I playing with fire? Please help now? I don't
• 53:58
  Speaker 1: think you're going to be able to get away with
• 53:59
  Speaker 1: this one. They they're mother and daughter. You know they're
• 54:02
  Speaker 1: gonna talk. Yeah, you're playing with fire if you're not honest,
• 54:06
  Speaker 1: and if you get greedy, which is what you're doing.
• 54:09
  Speaker 1: What what are you doing? You're you're being greedy now,
• 54:12
  Speaker 1: I mean, you know. And the only one really who's
• 54:15
  Speaker 1: gonna be mad in this whole thing, I think is
• 54:18
  Speaker 1: the daughter, because like you say, she's only in it
• 54:21
  Speaker 1: for the money, and if you stop the money, then
• 54:23
  Speaker 1: she probably will be mad. So in this case, I
• 54:27
  Speaker 1: think it's okay. I think you need to be honest,
• 54:29
  Speaker 1: open and honest with the daughter. You said you haven't
• 54:33
  Speaker 1: slept with the daughter. You you guys have had lip service,
• 54:35
  Speaker 1: met up for lip service. So I'm assuming you've kissed
• 54:38
  Speaker 1: the daughter and that's all. So that should make it
• 54:42
  Speaker 1: a little easier because you guys haven't gone all the way.
• 54:44
  Speaker 1: I say. In this particular case, life is short. I
• 54:49
  Speaker 1: think this situation is different because you guys are the
• 54:52
  Speaker 1: same age. You're very compatible, as you say, you have
• 54:55
  Speaker 1: a lot in common, you enjoy each other's company, you're
• 54:58
  Speaker 1: compatible in the bedroom. You do want to keep seeing her.
• 55:02
  Speaker 1: But then here's the greedy part. When you say you
• 55:04
  Speaker 1: don't want to mess it up, mess up what you
• 55:07
  Speaker 1: have with the daughter. What do you have with the daughter?
• 55:09
  Speaker 1: You're the daughter, sugar daddy, all right, you're the daughter,
• 55:12
  Speaker 1: sugar daddy. That's what you are. You didn't say how
• 55:15
  Speaker 1: old you are, but the daughter's thirty, so I'm assuming
• 55:17
  Speaker 1: you're in your fifties or sixties here. So, um, you know,
• 55:20
  Speaker 1: if you're gonna be open and honest and not greedy,
• 55:23
  Speaker 1: this situation can work. If the mama grees to it.
• 55:26
  Speaker 1: If not, you think you can have your cake and
• 55:28
  Speaker 1: eat it too, it's not gonna work and it's gonna
• 55:29
  Speaker 1: backfire and you won't have either of them. Steve, good answer, man,
• 55:37
  Speaker 1: This is a tough one. Dude. Let me just start
• 55:41
  Speaker 1: at this. I think I'm playing with five. Well, what
• 55:45
  Speaker 1: the heir you think it for? Because your ass? No, no, no,
• 55:50
  Speaker 1: I think you grown man. You're oldest single man. I'm
• 55:57
  Speaker 1: very nice looking, not your typical old cornball type. Okay,
• 56:02
  Speaker 1: now you know, ask an opinion. That's just an opinion,
• 56:07
  Speaker 1: you know, And ain't nothing in this letter after you
• 56:10
  Speaker 1: said you was nice looking, they ain't come up no more.
• 56:16
  Speaker 1: The dog ain't said, oh my god, he find the
• 56:18
  Speaker 1: MoMA ain't saying, oh my god, you find it. Ain't
• 56:21
  Speaker 1: come up no more. Dog. Well, but you know, I
• 56:25
  Speaker 1: don't like me and telling about how nice they look.
• 56:27
  Speaker 1: I just don't like that. You know, I'm a good
• 56:30
  Speaker 1: strong man. I'm a good strong but you're gonna be
• 56:32
  Speaker 1: that I'm talking I'm nice looking, about to give a damn.
• 56:37
  Speaker 1: I don't like dudes like that. And then you know
• 56:40
  Speaker 1: dating is hard for me because most women my age
• 56:43
  Speaker 1: had let himself go and look matronly. What is that?
• 56:48
  Speaker 1: Like a like a nug well, yeah, like an older woman.
• 56:53
  Speaker 1: Maybe you know what is matron put on a couple
• 56:55
  Speaker 1: of pounds? But what do matronly mean? Somebody not sexy? Okay,
• 57:00
  Speaker 1: somebody give me the definition of webster definition of matronly
• 57:04
  Speaker 1: so I can get into this. What I need? You know,
• 57:07
  Speaker 1: like your mother, not your girlfriend. I love online dating sites.
• 57:11
  Speaker 1: I've had great time meeting hooking up with various women.
• 57:14
  Speaker 1: Then the thirty year old bombshell sent you a message
• 57:17
  Speaker 1: that says she was looking for a little financial help
• 57:20
  Speaker 1: in exchange for some confidential fund. What okay, I'm the man, wait,
• 57:26
  Speaker 1: Steve Matrially and confidential fund. The definition of matronly said
• 57:33
  Speaker 1: having the attributes of a matron. See. And what the
• 57:39
  Speaker 1: teacher told me in school was you can't define a
• 57:42
  Speaker 1: word with the word exactly exactly. But now you dating
• 57:47
  Speaker 1: the older women to look matrily. And now you've met
• 57:49
  Speaker 1: this young girl. She want to do some financial help
• 57:52
  Speaker 1: in exchange for some confidential fund. So we'd have met
• 57:57
  Speaker 1: up for lip service a few times. And that's it.
• 57:59
  Speaker 1: So y'all kissing, y'all kissing. Now we ain't never going
• 58:05
  Speaker 1: all the way. I give an extra money for bills
• 58:07
  Speaker 1: to get a hand and nails done, and she is happy.
• 58:11
  Speaker 1: Fuck kissing. You're paying bills for kissing. I'm all right,
• 58:18
  Speaker 1: Hang on, Steve, hang on, don't Why are you bad
• 58:21
  Speaker 1: at him? Were paying bills for kissing? All right? Look,
• 58:26
  Speaker 1: I'm telling you right now. We'll have part two of
• 58:29
  Speaker 1: Steve's response coming up at twenty three after the hour,
• 58:32
  Speaker 1: right after this. You're listening, all right, Steve, Come on,
• 58:38
  Speaker 1: Let's recap today's Strawberry Letters. Subject. I think I'm playing
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  Speaker 1: with fire. All right, we're back. We're playing with five. Now.
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  Speaker 1: That's what this letter is because I have a couple
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  Speaker 1: of clarifications I got on the break now. It is
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  Speaker 1: nice looking man who just nice looking, just to his
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  Speaker 1: damn self, didn't met this woman online. That's a thirty
• 59:00
  Speaker 1: year old bombshell. They didn't got to talk. And now
• 59:03
  Speaker 1: what he normally meet women his own age who are matronly. Now. Matronly,
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  Speaker 1: according to the Dictionary, is relating to all characteristics of
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  Speaker 1: a state or conservative, conservatively dressed, older married woman, especially
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  Speaker 1: one with a somewhat heavy build. Ye, she looks matronly
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  Speaker 1: in a putty colored tweet two piece. Okay, that's no,
• 59:36
  Speaker 1: that's the definition of matron. Let me give you another
• 59:38
  Speaker 1: one too, Steve a female animal kept for breeding. WHOA, Okay,
• 59:44
  Speaker 1: that's it's a little too harsh. Should well should we
• 59:48
  Speaker 1: don't want that? Did we just doing joke? Crack? Well? Uh?
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  Speaker 1: I hooked up with very when recently she met this
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  Speaker 1: thirty ye old bombshell sent me up message says she
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  Speaker 1: was looking for a little financial help in exchange for
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  Speaker 1: some confidential fund. So we've met up for lip service
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  Speaker 1: a few times, and that's it. We've never gone all
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  Speaker 1: the way. Now. I was thinking lip service is just
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 1: kissing me too. Well, on the break, I've been enlightened.
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  Speaker 1: Lip service it's something else. Oh, it's when the two
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  Speaker 1: people provide pleasure with their lips. And so they met
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  Speaker 1: up for lip service. This is more than kissing. Now,
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  Speaker 1: they're providing pleasure for one another with their lips. That's
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 1: what disease. Oh that changes. But she said, and he
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  Speaker 1: said it just a few times, and that's it. We've
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  Speaker 1: never gone all the way. I give a little extra
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  Speaker 1: money for bill. Now understand the bill paying now. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: at first, as I thought, y'all just kissing you can't
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  Speaker 1: get bill money for kissing. But for that, oh yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you get a car. You getting car caught up? Groceries
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 1: groceries here what you need your shoance policy? Laughs, But
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 1: we get that right back for you. Wow, Rick, I
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 1: got you kids in school closed. Yeah, okay, So now anyway,
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  Speaker 1: well anyway, but here's the problem. She asked me to
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  Speaker 1: do her big favor, and I agree to do it.
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  Speaker 1: She told me that her mom is single, gorgeous and
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  Speaker 1: a lot of fun, but she has troubled meeting good men.
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  Speaker 1: So she asked me to escort her mom to a
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  Speaker 1: gala ask her date. She told me, told her mama
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  Speaker 1: that I'm her co worker's dad, and she showed her
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  Speaker 1: a picture of me. She showed me a picture your
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  Speaker 1: mom too. I took a mom to the gala. We
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  Speaker 1: had a good time talking. They would live service and
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  Speaker 1: they were just talking, laughing down ha ha and dancing
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  Speaker 1: and they the same age and they got a lot
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  Speaker 1: in common. Where After the gala was over, she invited
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  Speaker 1: me in for a nightcap. They're drinking. Now y'all been
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 1: drinking wine all night? What the nightcap fall to cap
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 1: off the night? So now y'all in there capping off nights,
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 1: and one thing led to another. This is my favorite party.
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 1: Strawbay letters high. They always say, so one thing led
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  Speaker 1: to another. I ended up spending night with them. So
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 1: now you have slept with the mama. Now I must
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 1: say that we're compatible. We're compatible in the bedroom too.
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 1: I think I want to keep seeing this woman, but
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 1: I don't want to mess up what I have with
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  Speaker 1: her daughter, because they can give me two very different
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  Speaker 1: and pleasurable experiences. Boy, look at him. Besides, the daughter
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 1: is only in it for money. What do you think?
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  Speaker 1: Can I get away with it? Or I play with fire?
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  Speaker 1: Please help me? Well do now that we understand what's
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 1: really going on, you having one type of sex with
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 1: the daughter and you're having all the way sex with
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 1: the mama. The daughter just in it for money, but
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 1: you happen to think that the mama is fly. She
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  Speaker 1: You may could have found someone, But the problem here
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 1: is Dog, you ain't found nothing, because see, Dog, you
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 1: really an old player and you like playing. Because even
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 1: in your letter you said I have a great time
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 1: meeting and hooking up with various women online. So now
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 1: you got these two women here. One of them does
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 1: something for you physically and don't go all the way
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 1: and the other one go all the way. But you
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 1: liked the mama, but you don't want to mess up
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  Speaker 1: what you have with the daughter because she just in
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  Speaker 1: it for money. Well here's what I couldn't tell you.
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 1: Stay with the mama calls them the mama is cheaper. Wow,
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  Speaker 1: that's why. And the mama broken all the way off
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  Speaker 1: for free. It's a little wine. See, ain't no need
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 1: to you, dog, Let me explain something. It's well, I'm
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 1: just on real. You cannot make this work. Tall it
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 1: cannot work. But because dog, it can't work, Tommy, let
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 1: me come back and tell you why I can't work.
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 1: I got something to ask if you manack all right? Uh,
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 1: you gotta post your comments on Today's Strawberry Letter on
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• 1:04:40
  Speaker 1: out the Strawberry Letter podcast on demand now coming up
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 1: at forty six after the hour. Steve's got a little
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 1: more on the Strawberry Letter. Uh that he's going to
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  Speaker 1: impart to us subject I think I'm playing with fire.
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  Speaker 1: We'll be right back at forty six after the hour.
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 1: Right after this, you're listening to Morning Show all right, Steve,
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 1: you wanted to finish the Strawberry letters subject. I think
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 1: I'm playing with fire about this older guy. This man
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 1: loves online dating. He's an old player. He got this
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 1: girl he met online. Thirty year old Bombshell said they
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 1: can have some confidential fun. He didn't got together with
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 1: the girl and they provide each other with lip service,
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 1: mean that they having different sex. And so then she
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 1: asked him, and he'd been giving her money and stuff
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 1: for it. It's been going real well. Then she asked
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 1: him to do her a favor, take her mama to
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 1: a gala. He showed him a picture of the mama.
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 1: She liked the mama. Showed the mama picture her said
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  Speaker 1: this one of her co workers Daddy's she know you all,
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 1: and so you said, yeah, met the mama. She fine,
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 1: y'all went out, had a good time, got to drink,
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 1: and she invites you in for a drink. You end
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  Speaker 1: up spending the night with the mama, and you enjoy
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 1: the mama. You really liked the mama. Y'all compatible in bed,
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 1: and y'all got a lot in common. You're laughing and stuff.
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 1: Now you're trying to figure out because you've been breaking
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 1: off this money to this young girl who's providing you
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 1: with this lip service, and you're providing her with lip service. Y'all,
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 1: just don't go all the way that. Now you want
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 1: to know if you can make both of them work. Dog,
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  Speaker 1: this ain't gonna work. Women always know they know. Dog,
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 1: they gonna find out. Now, what's your question time? If
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 1: I'm the dude, I didn't invest it way too much
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 1: in this first girl. I got stock in there night.
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 1: You know see what I'm saying. I got to get
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 1: broke off or I leave at least it's too I
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 1: just I spent too much money. I spent way too
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 1: much money. Man. Yeah, we this this whole, this halfway
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 1: thing we do. We got to finish this off for
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 1: I get over here to mom. WHOA don't you think whoa?
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 1: I almost said when he said he wanted to ask
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 1: the question. See, this is why I won't work, because
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 1: men have a stupid logic when it comes to the
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 1: way they think about set this. Some dumb ass logic.
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 1: Did not just tell you that they gonna find out
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 1: invested Why y'all always looking at each other like that? Out?
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  Speaker 1: All you can do. The only chance you got is
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 1: to tell how you really met the daughter. But that's
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 1: if you wanted to keep the mama. Your problem. Ain't
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 1: you trying to keep the mama. Your problem is you
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 1: trying to keep them both. And if you try to
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 1: keep them both, it's gonna end miserably for you. But
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 1: if you just try to keep the mama, you'd have
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 1: to give up something, and you ain't willing to do
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 1: that because you enjoy online Daton. You said that, and
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 1: you don't want to have nobody. You ain't looking for nobody.
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 1: You enjoy online daton. You meet various women's so dog,
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  Speaker 1: that's what you are, So just tell them that's what
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 1: you are, and going about your business. Because you try
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 1: to keep both of them, you're gonna get busted and
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 1: they're gonna probably kill you. You're listening to show. It's
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 1: time now for ask the c l O Chief Love Officer, Steve. Right,
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  Speaker 1: all right, right, this one's from Diana and Phoenix. She's
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 1: an online listener Steve. She says, I'm a forty five
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  Speaker 1: year old divorced woman and sexually my ex husband and
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 1: I are soul mates. Since my divorce, I can't find
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 1: anyone to measure up to him. I've been told that
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 1: I am exceptional in the bedroom, but I can't find
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 1: anyone to match my stamina. The men want to treat
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 1: me like I'm a delicate flower, but all I want
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 1: is for my legs to tingle and go numb while
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 1: we're in the bedroom. Should I start telling the men
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 1: up front what I expect. I don't want to come
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 1: off as too pushy. Well see, you might not be
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 1: too pushy, but you probably too much though for that
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 1: team just sounds to me like a lie. He scares
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 1: your little bit, Steve, See you you don't ain't nobody
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 1: can't do nothing with you? What are you? Ain't that
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 1: doing that? I'm saying, this is as much as I
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 1: could do with us. Just call it square right here.
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 1: I'm good. See you all up in there. Yeah, you know,
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 1: you up in there doing things that ain't doable, you know.
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 1: And so you know, maybe it's you. Maybe you just
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 1: a lot now you and your ex husband. You know,
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 1: maybe you'll to get back with him, and you know,
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 1: maybe maybe that was your soul mate. I don't know
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 1: what happened. Maybe, but maybe why y'all ain't together no more?
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 1: Maybe you was too much for him? Wow, Maybe you
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 1: need to bag down a little bit, give somebody chance.
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 1: Everybody can't win like you want to compare. I want
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 1: my legs tingling. Well, hey, you get some icy hot
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 1: I don't know what tell you to have me all
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 1: up in here all right. This one's from Margot in Tallahassee, Florida.
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 1: She says, I'm a fifty seven year old woman and
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 1: I was dating a seventy four year old man and
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 1: I found out he's cheating on me. He lives with
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 1: its daughter, and my two grown sons lived with me,
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 1: so we spend weekends at different hotels and it's a
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 1: fun getaway. He has been m ia the past three
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 1: weeks because he's been helping to get his church reopened.
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 1: Last Monday, his daughter called to ask me if he
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 1: was with me because he hadn't been home in a
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 1: few days. He had texted me I love you that morning,
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 1: but I haven't seen him. I called up to the
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 1: church and they said he hadn't been up there in
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 1: a while. He's been lying to me, and my intuition
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 1: says he's cheating. I thought I was safe by dating
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 1: an older man. Do old man cheat too? Well? I mean, look,
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 1: he ain't got much left he sent me for. I mean,
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 1: he probably paid it much, just trying to get it
• 1:10:53
  Speaker 1: all in. Maybe he had a sheltered childhood. I don't know.
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 1: Maybe he trying to get it all in. I don't
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 1: know why UK find his old old ass. But is
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 1: he worth it? Though? Let him? He's seventy four? How
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 1: much more fun you think this fit to be? Man?
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 1: So just let him have it? And what no? I mean,
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  Speaker 1: what you're tripping for? You? Fifty seven? You young girl?
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 1: Compared to him, it's almost a twenty aged twenty a
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 1: year from fifty to seventy. Who's jump? So I wouldn't
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 1: worry about it. All right, we'll see if we can
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 1: get this one in. He ain't even up at the church.
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 1: He said he was going up there to reopen the church.
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 1: He ain't even up there. And what church number you
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 1: got where you can call and see if somebody up?
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 1: Obviously this ain't no church. This is Stow Front. Yeah,
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 1: it's hurled up there sweeping because he can't call down
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 1: the Pottle's house and find out if he Yeah, this
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 1: a little bit of church. So you think he's cheating, cheating? He'
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 1: he mother to church? How long it take to open
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 1: a stove front ten minutes, opener, do pull out the
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 1: fold away chairs and left go the usher board is
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  Speaker 1: the choir? All right? You're listening to show well, guys.
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 1: Scientists are working to control a non hormonal birth control
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 1: pill for men. All right, for men now, and it
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  Speaker 1: has been proven successful in lab trials on mice. The
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  Speaker 1: drug was effective at presenting pregnancy and mice and has
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 1: no apparent side effects. According to the research presented at
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 1: the annual meeting of the American Chemical Society, after a
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 1: year of testing with human males, the drug could soon
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 1: be the first effective form of both birth control from
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 1: men besides condoms or getting of a back to me. So, guys,
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 1: here's the question, what would you take the pills? Already?
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 1: I'm not saying I wouldn't take the pill and nothing,
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 1: But so far all these tests have been done on mice.
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 1: There's nothing similar about me and a mouse and nothing
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 1: a reproductive glances the size of a mouse. So you
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 1: wouldn't take the pillet to know? For you? Well, I'm
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 1: just saying I don't know what they didn't put in
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 1: this mice, but I'm gonna need probably four hundred times
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 1: to doc. If they make it, if they make it
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 1: taste like chicken, I'm in alright, chicken jay a chicken field.
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 1: We are at the age where it don't matter. I
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 1: don't even I can take it, not make babies. All right.
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 1: We'll have more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show coming
• 1:14:04
  Speaker 1: up at thirty three minutes after the hour you're listening
• 1:14:07
  Speaker 1: to show. It is time now for a round of
• 1:14:11
  Speaker 1: would you rather would you rather wash windows on a skyscraper? Be?
• 1:14:18
  Speaker 1: Or would you rather run with the bulls in Spain?
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 1: Still be? B Yeah, I'm gonna give the bulls. I'm
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 1: gonna I'm gonna get it. I'm gonna get off. I
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 1: gonna get over a wall or something. Yeah, I'm gonna
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 1: push some people in front of me. I can get
• 1:14:33
  Speaker 1: I can get this bull off my ass, trip some
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 1: people off Trippe show can be. Oh no, I've seen that.
• 1:14:42
  Speaker 1: Ain't no where in the hall, and it's no where
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 1: in hell. First of all, I'm not gonna be able
• 1:14:45
  Speaker 1: to wash your window. You up there already. Both my
• 1:14:51
  Speaker 1: hands is attached to this rope and this safety device,
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 1: so we're not watching where I'm not watching you win
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 1: to no damn and I can look outside. All you
• 1:15:01
  Speaker 1: gonna see is it's scared ass. Dude. I'm kicking. I
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 1: won't end. I won't end. Man, open the way. I'm
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 1: a pe on your window. I'm telling you that's all
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 1: we got. We got some other stuff. What is it?
• 1:15:17
  Speaker 1: All these stands on my window? You know what? Open
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 1: this window? Hanging up in that album? Man, Yeah, I'm
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 1: running with the bulls man. I'm you can put me
• 1:15:28
  Speaker 1: in all red pajama sitting make sure they see me.
• 1:15:34
  Speaker 1: I'm loving the damn bulls man. All right, here we go.
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 1: Would you rather have a full time butler for life
• 1:15:45
  Speaker 1: or one hall pass a month for life? I already
• 1:15:49
  Speaker 1: know I ain't gonna get that. Gonna have to hate
• 1:15:51
  Speaker 1: this butler. That's what I'm to do for life, not
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 1: for the confessor. Won'ting the hall pass? Get me on
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 1: this radio show with Dad? Have you learned nothing on
• 1:16:03
  Speaker 1: the show, Junior? Yeah, learned that I'm gonna go with
• 1:16:07
  Speaker 1: the blood. You're gonna have a full time butler for life? Okay,
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 1: pass up the hall pass. You let me ask question though,
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 1: Do she know about the hall pass? Huh? We know
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 1: about the hall pass. That's the whole concept of the
• 1:16:27
  Speaker 1: hall pass that you get the mad thank you. Oh no, no,
• 1:16:30
  Speaker 1: I'm not not no, hell no, hell no, I'm not
• 1:16:32
  Speaker 1: gonna hear that. Every moore it's gonna it's got that's
• 1:16:37
  Speaker 1: who it's gonna. Yeah, it's the fifteenth who you're picking
• 1:16:40
  Speaker 1: now her? All right, here's the last one, last one?
• 1:16:52
  Speaker 1: Would you guys rather tell the truth for thirty days?
• 1:16:56
  Speaker 1: Tell the complete truth? No, live thirty days, wear a
• 1:17:00
  Speaker 1: lafe front wig for thirty days to call me Kiera
• 1:17:07
  Speaker 1: in here looking like ru Paul front. All right, coming
• 1:17:14
  Speaker 1: up next to our last break of the day, and
• 1:17:17
  Speaker 1: Steve will have some closing remarks. All that's coming up
• 1:17:20
  Speaker 1: at forty nine after the hour. Right after this you're
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 1: listening to show. All right, here we go, last break
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  Speaker 1: of the day and Steve, Yeah, this is a time
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  Speaker 1: you get kind of quiet and in your pensive moment
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  Speaker 1: because it's almost time for your closing remarks. But it's
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  Speaker 1: been a good day, rights, it's good Thursday. Uh, it's
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  Speaker 1: been a funny, it's good. You know these closing remarks
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  Speaker 1: of late man, I just want to kind of explain
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  Speaker 1: it to everybody. What I've decided to do is, uh,
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  Speaker 1: just share with you some experiences that I've gained, uh
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  Speaker 1: and and a lot of it has to do with
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  Speaker 1: spiritual reality. Now let me let me just start by
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  Speaker 1: saying this. I'm not a very religious person per se.
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  Speaker 1: I think I'm really a spiritual person, but religious it
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  Speaker 1: kind of comes with a different connotation. I don't claim
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  Speaker 1: to be perfect. It doesn't matter to me what church
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  Speaker 1: you go to, what mosque you go to, what synagogue
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  Speaker 1: you go to. It doesn't matter to me. It's not
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  Speaker 1: my business. And I've chosen to be that way, and
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  Speaker 1: I think that God is okay with me being that way,
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  Speaker 1: because my message is to try to convince or to
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  Speaker 1: help people understand that having a relationship with God is
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  Speaker 1: really cool. It's the relationship you want with God. Your
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  Speaker 1: choice of religion is none of my business. I have
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  Speaker 1: a lot of Muslim friends. I know some great Muslim
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  Speaker 1: people around the world. I know some great Christian people
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  Speaker 1: around the world. I know great Catholics around the world.
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  Speaker 1: I know great Jewish people, Protestant whatever. I know some
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  Speaker 1: really really cool people. And I just decided that my
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  Speaker 1: mission is not to convince you to see it my way.
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  Speaker 1: My mission is to try to help you understand that
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  Speaker 1: having a relationship with God. It's critical for you, it's
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  Speaker 1: necessary for you. You know. I posted something the other
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  Speaker 1: day on my Instagram and there was a picture of
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  Speaker 1: a warrior with his head bent and he was on
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  Speaker 1: his knee and he had a sword in his hand
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  Speaker 1: and a shield. And on this Instagram post I posted it,
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  Speaker 1: and if you go on my Instagram you can see
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  Speaker 1: it from yesterday and this man is on his knees
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  Speaker 1: with his head bowed, with his soul in his hand
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  Speaker 1: and armor and shield on. And he said, the devil
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  Speaker 1: saw me with my head down and thought he'd won
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  Speaker 1: until I said, a man, So what the pain was
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  Speaker 1: saying is my head ain't down. I'm actually praying. And
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  Speaker 1: so after I sent that, you know, I was just
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  Speaker 1: reading the comments, which I which I know better. But
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  Speaker 1: the second comment and the caption under it was prayer works.
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  Speaker 1: The second comment under their third comment was no, it don't.
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  Speaker 1: And you just go, wow, wait a minute, man, It
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  Speaker 1: don't matter what you say. Some people gonna just they
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  Speaker 1: just dad to counter. But I don't do it for
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  Speaker 1: those people anymore. I do it for those people who
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  Speaker 1: trying to get it. And if you're trying to get
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  Speaker 1: a relationship with God, it's important for you to understand something.
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  Speaker 1: You know what you gotta understand something. Let me sprain
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  Speaker 1: to you what I learned about favor because my life
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  Speaker 1: has a lot of favor on it, but I know
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  Speaker 1: a lot of people who got favor on their life.
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  Speaker 1: Somebody told me one time, favor ain't fair. Favor is
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  Speaker 1: not fair. If favor was fairly giving out, if it
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  Speaker 1: was favor was giving out family, none of us would
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  Speaker 1: get it. Oh, favor ain't fair because if favor was
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  Speaker 1: given out to the just or the righteous, if that's
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  Speaker 1: how fair was passed out, would none of us get it.
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  Speaker 1: Favor ain't fair. That's why you can look over at
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  Speaker 1: somebody's life and you can judge them and say, well,
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  Speaker 1: they ain't all this, but they got this. That's because
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  Speaker 1: favor ain't fair. But let me show you what what
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  Speaker 1: favor do. Do you know how much favor gods give
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  Speaker 1: to you? To show you that favor ain't fair? Watch
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  Speaker 1: this hill. Have you ever woke up in the morning
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  Speaker 1: and didn't thank God for waking you up in the morning,
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  Speaker 1: but he woke you up anyway? That was favor. Let
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  Speaker 1: me ask you a question, because I hardly ever do
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  Speaker 1: this when I lay down a night, I have never
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  Speaker 1: I don't recall asking God to wake me up in
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  Speaker 1: the morning. But you know what he did for sixty
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  Speaker 1: two years, he didn't woke me up in the morning.
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  Speaker 1: You know what that was. That was some favor. Favor
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  Speaker 1: ain't fail because guess what, I ain't even asked to
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  Speaker 1: be awaken. I have left the house without thinking him
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  Speaker 1: for waking me up. But he keep waking me up,
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  Speaker 1: and he keep laying me down to sleep, and he
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  Speaker 1: keep giving me another chance, and he keeps me alive
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  Speaker 1: when it seems like I should have been gone. He
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  Speaker 1: holds me when I feel so alone. He corrects mistakes
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  Speaker 1: that I've made, on decisions I've made. He's correcting him
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  Speaker 1: from me. You know what that was, y'all? That was favor.
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  Speaker 1: Every time you take a breath that you have no
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  Speaker 1: control over, can I tell you something that's favor? That's
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  Speaker 1: why you you hear old people talk about grace and
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  Speaker 1: favor that and all people say, all I want is
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  Speaker 1: a little more grace, because great, you can't earn grace,
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  Speaker 1: you can't earn favor. It's just given. Favor is given
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  Speaker 1: to the just, Favor is given to the unjust favor
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  Speaker 1: is given to the grateful. Favor is given to people
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  Speaker 1: that don't ever say thank you. All of us have
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  Speaker 1: benefited from his favor. What do you think would happen
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  Speaker 1: if you formed a closer relationship with him? Well, tomorrow,
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  Speaker 1: I tell you what a happened, because it happened to me.
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  Speaker 1: I just want to share that with you. Y'all, have
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  Speaker 1: a great weekend. Talk to God. He loved to hear
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  Speaker 1: from you. Okay, that's a good one. I talk to you.
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