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Thanksgiving Shopping, Party Host, Uninvited Guest and more. · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Y'all know what time of y'all don't know y'all back
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  Speaker 1: a suit on, looking back to back down, giving them
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  Speaker 1: like amazing buck things. And it's not doing me true
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  Speaker 1: good at Steve hastening to move together for STU please
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  Speaker 1: by I don't join by joining you do with me.
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  Speaker 1: You gotta u turn keep let them go. You gotta
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  Speaker 1: turn to turn them out. Turn. You haven't got to
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  Speaker 1: turn them out. Then turn the water the water. Come,
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  Speaker 1: come on your baby it uh huh, I sure will.
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  Speaker 1: Good morning everybody. You're listening to the voice, Come on
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  Speaker 1: dig me now. One and only Steve Harvey got a
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  Speaker 1: radio show. Well, I gotta tell you something everybody, And
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  Speaker 1: this is great news for everybody that I'm or share
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  Speaker 1: something with your principle of becoming successful at whatever level
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  Speaker 1: you choose. It can be successful in the relationship, successful
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  Speaker 1: in the family. Successes may be considered to you becoming
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  Speaker 1: a homeowner. It could be being dead free. Your ideal
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  Speaker 1: success could be sixty thousand a year, fifty thousand a year,
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  Speaker 1: one hundred thousand dollars a year. Doesn't matter if you're
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  Speaker 1: considering it, if you're wanting it, if you have a
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  Speaker 1: desire to become successful. I want to share with you
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  Speaker 1: the very beginning of that. If no one's ever done it,
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  Speaker 1: I'm going to say the beginning of it today. See
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  Speaker 1: Scripture makes it very clear for us you don't The
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  Speaker 1: only thing you need to become successful is already inside
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  Speaker 1: of you. It's not an external need. God wouldn't do
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  Speaker 1: that to you. He puts the core basis of everything
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  Speaker 1: you need inside of you. So if you discover it,
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  Speaker 1: if you tend to it, nurture it, fertilize it, and
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  Speaker 1: water it, it grows, it branches out. Then it reaches
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  Speaker 1: out externally and it starts grabbing things outside of there
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  Speaker 1: to make it even bigger, stronger, better, lasts longer. But
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  Speaker 1: in the very beginning, you don't need anything. It's all
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  Speaker 1: within you. And if you cultivate your relationship with God,
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  Speaker 1: it comes out, it flourishes. Now, let me tell you
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  Speaker 1: that thing that I'm talking about is a God given
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  Speaker 1: gift that He has given to all of us. We
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  Speaker 1: all possess it. It is all within us that everybody
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  Speaker 1: has a gift. Had somebody told me what I know
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  Speaker 1: now back then, I would have saved myself tons of mistakes.
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  Speaker 1: I just didn't know the principles. I had to learn
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  Speaker 1: them all well. One of the principles of becoming successful
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  Speaker 1: is your mind set. You got to get your mind
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  Speaker 1: right now. This mindset is simply a decision that you
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  Speaker 1: can make. I can't get it for you. I can
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  Speaker 1: tell you what to do, but you got to make
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  Speaker 1: the decision. You that's listening, have to decide. You know what,
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna go on and get at it. I'm gonna
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  Speaker 1: stop renting. I'm gonna become a homeowner. You know what
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna do. I'm gonna stop living check to check.
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  Speaker 1: I'm I'm gonna put a budget together. I'm gonna stop
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  Speaker 1: stepping out on my family. I'm gonna go home. I'm
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  Speaker 1: gonna get it together. I'm gonna stop using when you
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  Speaker 1: make these decisions, that's correcting your mindset. Now. The closer
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  Speaker 1: connection you have with God, the more help you get
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  Speaker 1: sustaining the mindset. How many times have you started to
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  Speaker 1: do something and you stopped? How many resolutions have you
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  Speaker 1: made at the New Year and stop by February? Over
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  Speaker 1: by me at January? Done in March? Because if you
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  Speaker 1: don't have a clear connection with your creator to help
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  Speaker 1: you carry out the other force out there. That evil
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  Speaker 1: force is designed to get you not to reach your goals,
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  Speaker 1: get you not to come to resolution with whatever the
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  Speaker 1: resolutions are you made, so he can so you can
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  Speaker 1: consider yourself not worthy or failure or unable to do something.
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  Speaker 1: But the more things you are able to accomplish, the
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  Speaker 1: greater your confidence goals grows. So we got to get
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  Speaker 1: your mindset together. Your mindset is a decision that you
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  Speaker 1: have to me. When you make the decision, you can
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  Speaker 1: begin the process. Your mindset is also a will of yours,
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  Speaker 1: a will along with the decision, a will, a willingness
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  Speaker 1: to do right, a willingness to change, a willingness to
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  Speaker 1: be better. It's going to then cause you to have
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  Speaker 1: to make a decision to make a change of direction.
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  Speaker 1: Don't go where everybody else going. You got to go
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  Speaker 1: your way now, you can't follow the crowd. You got
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  Speaker 1: to take a less travel path. You cannot do this
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  Speaker 1: without changing your direction. You can't keep hanging with the
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  Speaker 1: people you've been hanging with if you want to be
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  Speaker 1: different because they're not. Then you have to develop an
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  Speaker 1: obligation to yourself. You've got to say, you know what
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  Speaker 1: for me and my family or if you don't have
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  Speaker 1: a family for me, I owe it to myself. I
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  Speaker 1: have an obligation to myself to be the best meat
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  Speaker 1: that I can possibly be, to be the best self
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  Speaker 1: that I can possibly be, to be the best father,
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  Speaker 1: the best man, the best husband, the best wife, the
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  Speaker 1: best mother, the best daughter, the best son, the best student,
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  Speaker 1: the best employ ye, the best owner. You have an
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  Speaker 1: obligation to yourself to give yourself a shot at the
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  Speaker 1: best life you can. That's an obligation. You owe that
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  Speaker 1: to yourself. Why would you not live the best life
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  Speaker 1: that you possibly could. You have an obligation to yourself.
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  Speaker 1: Why would you teat yourself like that? Why would you
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  Speaker 1: take yourself and never allow yourself to see the goodness
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  Speaker 1: that's already in you, to have the abundance that's been
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  Speaker 1: promised to you, to go and explore all the riches
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  Speaker 1: out there that's available to you. And but one of
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  Speaker 1: the worst ways that you can rob yourself the joy
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  Speaker 1: of your obligation is to keep comparing yourself to somebody else,
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  Speaker 1: Because guess what, Man, that ain't your life. You ain't
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  Speaker 1: jay Z and Beyonce, you're not You're not open. Instead, man,
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  Speaker 1: that's not who you are. Quit looking around at everybody else.
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  Speaker 1: That comparison of everybody else to keep you broken. It'll
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  Speaker 1: keep you unhappy. You won't even be able to be
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  Speaker 1: grateful for what you have because you steady talking about
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  Speaker 1: what you don't have. That's not the way, man. You
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  Speaker 1: have an obligation to yourself to be the best you
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  Speaker 1: you can be, not the best them. You're not them.
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  Speaker 1: Stop trying to be them. Be the best you. It's cool.
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  Speaker 1: You got a nice little house. That's cool. You know
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  Speaker 1: how many big houses is empty and feel with hate
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  Speaker 1: and resentment. I'd rather have a smaller house feel with
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  Speaker 1: joy in it than to go to a big man.
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  Speaker 1: Prince got a line in a song that says, I realized,
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  Speaker 1: in its best disguise, or pretty house don't make a home. Man.
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  Speaker 1: Don't you know I know how true that is? So
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  Speaker 1: I'm just trying to tell you now. Another part of
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  Speaker 1: the mindset is taking dead aim at your life's goals
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  Speaker 1: and ambitions. What are they? What are your goals and
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  Speaker 1: your visions? What do you see for yourself? What do
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  Speaker 1: you dream about? If you knew you couldn't fail at
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  Speaker 1: whatever it is you were attempting, what would you go attempting. See,
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  Speaker 1: that's what we need to be after. It's a mindset, y'all.
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  Speaker 1: It's a decision, it's a will, it's a change of direction.
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  Speaker 1: It's an obligation to yourself. It's taking dead aim at
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  Speaker 1: your life's visions and goals. Come on, man, you got
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  Speaker 1: to get your mind wrapped around this thing. You owe
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  Speaker 1: it to yourself to live the best life you can be.
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  Speaker 1: Come on, man, talk to God. God got something for you.
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  Speaker 1: You just gotta check in with him. You're listening, ladies, gentlemen, girls, boys, things, animals, aliens, everybody.
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  Speaker 1: I talk to one of them? You talk to who
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  Speaker 1: a lien? You don't have no alien friends. So go ahead, man,
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  Speaker 1: let me see you get out of this one right here.
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  Speaker 1: So what y'all talk about? What y'all talking about? I'm open,
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  Speaker 1: I'm open. It's a good way to start. She'll go
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  Speaker 1: ahead to Okay, he's from Mars, he's my friend, and
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  Speaker 1: he's been talking about how they haveing Mars quake. You know,
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  Speaker 1: we have earthquakes, they have Mars quakes. So it's a
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  Speaker 1: lot going on. This similarity to what's happening up, then
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  Speaker 1: what's happening down? Yeah, I mean it's how you don't
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  Speaker 1: have no friends? If I'm not worry about that. Where'd
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  Speaker 1: you see boy come out of house? Sometime? Boy come, Steve?
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  Speaker 1: How does he get to the house. You don't remember
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  Speaker 1: the friend I used to play with when I was little. Oh,
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  Speaker 1: I remember him, Marvin. We didn't see him either, but
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  Speaker 1: Marvin the market he exists. Make me show angry. I
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  Speaker 1: love Mark the Disney cart. Ye see, Jake, I don't
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  Speaker 1: you got friends? Is anybody inside? Because I are? Is
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  Speaker 1: that a question? Carlo? Seriously, I'm looking around the room
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  Speaker 1: like he's got Martian friends. That yeah, when they show up,
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  Speaker 1: When they show up, you're gonna need me. See, you're
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  Speaker 1: gonna need me because you ain't had nobody to know
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  Speaker 1: how to talk to him. That's your problem. You need
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  Speaker 1: you need to get You need somebody like me in
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  Speaker 1: your life. Martian friends. Heh yeah, yeah, yeah, they show
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  Speaker 1: up although nothing but a helmet with some sneakers helmet
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  Speaker 1: and so now that explains it. Okay, that's gonna be
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  Speaker 1: my friend. I'm done with her. That yourself? You do, Tommy,
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  Speaker 1: you got these shout as marshans? Do they look stick
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  Speaker 1: just to helmet with it? Some converse sneaking, sticking up
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  Speaker 1: on them and set eyes crazy. I know because I
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  Speaker 1: got right now, he don't want to laugh. That's how
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  Speaker 1: he looked in his football uniform. Okay, when we was little,
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  Speaker 1: Tommy got a football uniform and that's how he looked
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  Speaker 1: like a marsh But who's taller, you think though? Back
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  Speaker 1: he got quiet you you here, all right, coming up
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  Speaker 1: at thirty two after the hour, something funny. You're listening
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  Speaker 1: to the Steve Morning Show. All right, this is according
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  Speaker 1: to a new survey. Guys, the average American will spend
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  Speaker 1: about one hundred and sixty five dollars and some change
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  Speaker 1: on Thanksgiving dinner this year. Uh huh overall. Yeah, that
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  Speaker 1: sounds per person. Yeah, that sounds really low per person. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: just that's average. That's the average. Yeah, they average it out. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: the high and the low and the average. Overall, two
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  Speaker 1: point ninety eight billion, that's almost three billion will be
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  Speaker 1: spent in the US on Thanksgiving dinner, with fifty two
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  Speaker 1: million turkeys expected to be consumed. Fifty two fifty two
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  Speaker 1: million turkeys expected to because them them turkeys right now,
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  Speaker 1: so nervous pace up against that case. I got no
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  Speaker 1: vod you know. When he get it. No, you have
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  Speaker 1: got ten years. You know what Halloween turned? You think?
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  Speaker 1: What's a turkey? Does have an explate? So they get it,
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  Speaker 1: they get it. Yeah, he already know going in. What's
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  Speaker 1: the average what's the lifespan of a turkey? Right? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: don't know? No, I don't think it is that long.
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  Speaker 1: But don't you feel badly talking about it right now?
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  Speaker 1: But you don't at Thanksgiving? Like I got a friend
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  Speaker 1: that's a turkey. I don't have a friend. I don't
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  Speaker 1: really care. I'm friends of the turkeys. I don't say
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  Speaker 1: that the average lifespan of a turkey is ten years.
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  Speaker 1: Ten years really, but that's probably a wild turkey a
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  Speaker 1: ten years old, but they get all their life listens. No,
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  Speaker 1: that's a wild turkey, wild turkey. Okay, okay, so like
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  Speaker 1: a turkey, got to know here, butter ball. What's what's
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  Speaker 1: the age of the How do you know? I think
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  Speaker 1: about a year and a half, about a year and
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  Speaker 1: a half. You know they inject them pretty good. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: they fatten them up. Yeah, they'd be swollen, they'd be
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  Speaker 1: just big ass baby. Yeah, with y'all slowed up. So
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  Speaker 1: I do have some ways that people can save money
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  Speaker 1: on their Thanksgiving meal, and you know, of course guys
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  Speaker 1: jump in here. So like, if you're hosting the dinner,
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  Speaker 1: if you're if the dinner's at your house, you want
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  Speaker 1: to save money. Make it a pot luck, they're saying,
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  Speaker 1: so all the expenses go fall on you. Idea covered
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  Speaker 1: that last year. That is not a good idea. Shell,
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  Speaker 1: We disagree with pot luck. Somebody always got something in
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  Speaker 1: the pot that ain't lucky to nobody. But you look,
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  Speaker 1: what the hell, it's always full at the end. That's
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  Speaker 1: my ham hock, lime of bean castle. What it's always
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  Speaker 1: it's always full at the end of the night. Why
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  Speaker 1: doesn't that always see that? Nobody ate that up the
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  Speaker 1: street my boys on friendly every year sent to our house. Now,
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  Speaker 1: imagine the casserole dish, the ones you like corning castro ground, Yeah, right,
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  Speaker 1: throw back picture it full of lime of bean. Yeah
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  Speaker 1: the picture, and whole ball potatoes split right in half?
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  Speaker 1: Who the whole ball potatoes split in half? Now line
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  Speaker 1: them up around the outside of the cash roll dish
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  Speaker 1: looked like a fence made out of teeth, and then
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  Speaker 1: put a ham hawk in the middle of the lima beans.
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  Speaker 1: She sent that downy lima bean castle. Rollo and who
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  Speaker 1: eat lima beans with potatoes, And the potatoes is split
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  Speaker 1: in half and she lines the flat side up on
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  Speaker 1: the middle, you know, the flat side of where you
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  Speaker 1: cut the potatoes that's facing the middle, so the outside
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  Speaker 1: looked like teeth, and then a ham hawk in the middle.
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  Speaker 1: She sent that down the house every year. My daddy
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  Speaker 1: he wanted to go up there because my mama kept stopping.
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  Speaker 1: My dad was so bad. But but who the hell
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  Speaker 1: she think we are? Why she think we fitteath this?
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  Speaker 1: We cooked down here? She thinks we find the old dog.
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  Speaker 1: He was so mad at helmets given castle role days.
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  Speaker 1: That's when everybody think they supposed to bring a Well,
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  Speaker 1: you got some people that it's just easily like castro,
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  Speaker 1: don't do it? Why well, let me ask a cute
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  Speaker 1: person on the show, Tommy, what is that dish not
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  Speaker 1: calling up? Don't know he find that about ladies, y'all
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  Speaker 1: know I don't say that. Hey, hold y'all, don't hear
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  Speaker 1: him arguing about he follow that just blushing. Yeah, thank
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  Speaker 1: your uncle. Recognize what is the dish that you famous
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  Speaker 1: for making on things? Yeah? But it was definitely and
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  Speaker 1: macaronian cheek. What's your mine is Jesse yam. I don't
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  Speaker 1: make nothing else that thanks give it and my mother
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  Speaker 1: in lawdon took over. I don't even do that. No,
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  Speaker 1: what's shells junior? Swallowing? You know you show up for
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  Speaker 1: tell you something? You in La. You can't be saying
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  Speaker 1: that a lot. Okay, that was sad when you was
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  Speaker 1: in Chicago, but you don't go around people for Thanksgiving.
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  Speaker 1: I do. I didn't say that. You didn't see that?
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  Speaker 1: What did your favorite? Swallowing? You don't don't put that
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  Speaker 1: out there like that. I'm just telling Jay the question
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  Speaker 1: your jokes is gonna have to be reading. That was
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  Speaker 1: I don't cook nothing, carl it. What's your favorite? Dis
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  Speaker 1: thank you? Mac and cheese to make? But I love
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  Speaker 1: my mother in laws oyster dressing. She can make some dressing.
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  Speaker 1: My mother lost and then my father gumbo sah. I don't.
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  Speaker 1: I can't eat it anymore. But you can't eat what anymore?
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  Speaker 1: See what I'm saying. You can't say nothing wrong? Can't
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  Speaker 1: You gotta watch what you say? We're in La. Chicken
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  Speaker 1: put it in a paper bag and shake it up
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  Speaker 1: with the flower with it. That's how you fried chicken.
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  Speaker 1: Put in that bag and shake it. You can't. No,
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  Speaker 1: I can't friend. You can't do it. Fried chicken okay
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  Speaker 1: because you gave up meat. No, because I'm a diabetic
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  Speaker 1: that shouldn't be eating friedbets. Can't eat chicken. I didn't
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  Speaker 1: know do like Boomerang do Boomerang for his birthday went
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  Speaker 1: to Luby's and got a big hunker pink cake. He
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  Speaker 1: ate it in the parking lot of the emergency. So
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  Speaker 1: you're just not gonna ask me. Huh no, No, we
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  Speaker 1: already know not to ask you. A matter of fact,
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  Speaker 1: we'll be back talk to you. You get your own break,
• 20:32
  Speaker 1: and the nephews run that prank back to you're listening
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  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show. Nephews here would run that prank back.
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  Speaker 1: What you got for us? Nap too much? Chicken can
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  Speaker 1: never have too much Black people, we tired? Do you chicken?
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  Speaker 1: Let's go capt Dog. Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach Jason. Please, Yes, Jason, Hi, Jason,
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  Speaker 1: My name is Remy. I'm calling with BPE TMC. I
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  Speaker 1: think going I'm doing firing, But what the BT? Whoever?
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  Speaker 1: That is vp E t MC. It's an organization we've
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  Speaker 1: been around for the last five years and we're trying
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  Speaker 1: to help different things in the black community and wanted
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  Speaker 1: to reach out and give you a call and see
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  Speaker 1: if you would be on board or help signing a
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  Speaker 1: petition that we're gonna have going around with VPE t
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  Speaker 1: MC if you don't mind. Okay, what is it about, well,
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  Speaker 1: BP E t MC Jason is uh, black people eat
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  Speaker 1: too much chicken, and what we're trying to do is
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  Speaker 1: cut back beat too much chicken. What the hell is this?
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  Speaker 1: My name, my name is Remy, sir. Okay, what you
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  Speaker 1: mean about black pe beat too much chicken? We've we've
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  Speaker 1: done we've we've done a test study and we realized, sir,
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  Speaker 1: the black people are the ones that are eating too
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  Speaker 1: much chicken. And what we want to do is trying
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  Speaker 1: to cut back because right now there's a times and
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  Speaker 1: ask them they eat all time, the chicken, chicken, food,
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  Speaker 1: young all this, yeah, chicken and white chicken, calligate all
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  Speaker 1: the chicken, chicken, stir fire rights with chicken and always
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  Speaker 1: say you want to come to me talking about a
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  Speaker 1: bright person eat too much damn chickens. Did you ask
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  Speaker 1: some white people? I bet you didn't know we're no
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  Speaker 1: white folks. I bet you don't go to them, y'all
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  Speaker 1: out of them. Uh. Well, so we're gonna we're gonna
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  Speaker 1: get to that. We're starting in the black community. You
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  Speaker 1: black people are the ones that seemed to buy the
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  Speaker 1: most chicken. You know, chicken. Guess what, how don't we
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  Speaker 1: eat chicken? And if I did, he's chicken. I' because
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  Speaker 1: he man, we go. Are you thinking of something? You hey, Hindu,
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  Speaker 1: y'all got my number in it? Yeah, well you get sir.
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  Speaker 1: We're actually we're getting numbers from the supermarket. Uh, and
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  Speaker 1: we're getting a listing of people who buy the most
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  Speaker 1: super gett come in in a supermarket? Sir? What right?
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  Speaker 1: The main thing we're trying to get you to do
• 22:42
  Speaker 1: is cutback on eating chicken. Now what we want. I
• 22:44
  Speaker 1: don't eat no chicken. And you know what I'm gonna do.
• 22:47
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna go and eat something chicken. I'm gonna call
• 22:49
  Speaker 1: him about eating too much chicken. I don't even call
• 22:53
  Speaker 1: my phone, so you got that? Hello, Hello, I'm trying
• 23:01
  Speaker 1: to reach Callaway. Is this Callaway? Yeah? Yes? Who is this?
• 23:06
  Speaker 1: How you doing? My name is Remy. I'm with BP
• 23:08
  Speaker 1: E T MC and uh who who My name is? Remy? Sir,
• 23:14
  Speaker 1: I'm with bp E t MC. What we're doing is
• 23:17
  Speaker 1: we have a petition we're trying to get signed throughout
• 23:20
  Speaker 1: the black community, uh of some things that we're trying
• 23:23
  Speaker 1: to actually help out in the black community. Uh So,
• 23:26
  Speaker 1: bp E t MC is actually an organization and we're
• 23:29
  Speaker 1: trying to actually uh save some things in the black community.
• 23:32
  Speaker 1: What's it? What's B what is that? What's that stand for?
• 23:35
  Speaker 1: What the hell is that BT? What is that for? Uh?
• 23:37
  Speaker 1: Bp TMC is is uh black people eat too much chicken?
• 23:43
  Speaker 1: And what we're trying to do with Man, you gotta
• 23:45
  Speaker 1: be kidding me, man, this is this is remy sir.
• 23:49
  Speaker 1: We're trying to get you all to actually sign a petition.
• 23:51
  Speaker 1: What's going on as black people are buying too much chicken?
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: You gotta be kidding me. Man, Is this is a
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: white man? Who is this man? I am Caucasian, sir? Yes,
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: then why are you calling me with this? Well, what
• 24:04
  Speaker 1: we're trying to do is we're trying to get how
• 24:07
  Speaker 1: do you get my number? First of all, actually we're
• 24:09
  Speaker 1: getting we're getting numbers from supermarkets that are letting us
• 24:12
  Speaker 1: know the people. Let me look my phone with that
• 24:16
  Speaker 1: man called chicket man, Non me get smack one of y'all. Okay, sir.
• 24:23
  Speaker 1: What we're trying to do is get you guys to
• 24:25
  Speaker 1: cut back on buying chickens. You're talking about you guys, Well,
• 24:29
  Speaker 1: the black community is the black community, man, You've got
• 24:33
  Speaker 1: going with it. We can't get tableted. Then they'll be
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: calling my phone with the man Hello, Hello, I'm trying
• 24:41
  Speaker 1: to reach the valerie a vow. That's a shame. How
• 24:44
  Speaker 1: can I help you? All right, my name is Remy.
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: I'm with BPE TMC. How you doing. I'm doing fine,
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: and you I'm very well. Man. Listen, what we're trying
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: to do is, uh, if I take a little bit
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: of your time, we're trying to actually get a survey
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: by people in the black community. We're actually trying to
• 25:02
  Speaker 1: help out in the black community. But the organization is
• 25:05
  Speaker 1: BPE TMC. And what this is is black What is that? Uh?
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: That's that's Black people eat too much chicken. So what
• 25:13
  Speaker 1: we're doing is we're trying to get back say that
• 25:17
  Speaker 1: woman time for me. Black people eat too much chicken.
• 25:21
  Speaker 1: You see, there's been a shortage in chicken. So what
• 25:23
  Speaker 1: we're trying to do is get black people in chicken,
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: and you want to do a survey what we want?
• 25:30
  Speaker 1: What we want you guys to do with sign a
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: petition that you're not going to eat anymore chicken this year?
• 25:34
  Speaker 1: Why do we then make sense? We just stn't eat chicken.
• 25:37
  Speaker 1: You know, we eat beef, weat steak, eat fish. I don't,
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: So you're trying to part that off the market. Now,
• 25:43
  Speaker 1: why would you want to tell us not to eat chicken?
• 25:46
  Speaker 1: And we eat other stuff too? Why are you getting
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: there in front? Because this doesn't make any sense. The
• 25:52
  Speaker 1: test study, man was over chicken, and it just seems
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: like that this study. Who did this test study? Well
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: we did, man, We're bpe TMC. And what we're after
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: doing the test study, we did realize that the black
• 26:04
  Speaker 1: people are the ones that make your chest. I don't
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: just do after to black people. I'm gonna just use
• 26:09
  Speaker 1: white people. But white people eat chicken too, And she says,
• 26:12
  Speaker 1: I don't diets and stuff? Okay man, Well Asian? What
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: about the Hispanics? Did you use them? Okay man? Listening?
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: What the bottom line is, our first study is black people,
• 26:23
  Speaker 1: and what we're trying to do is get you guys
• 26:25
  Speaker 1: to cut back on Eachi. Yes, study should be everybody.
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: This is something when should get my number from man?
• 26:30
  Speaker 1: We got you, We got numbers from the supermarkets that
• 26:33
  Speaker 1: people that number from No supermarkets. I ain't give my
• 26:36
  Speaker 1: number to no supermarket. This is don't making me damn sense,
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: you calling me, interrupting me about something like this. This
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: is this wasn't bottom line, ma'am. You don't. You don't
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: tell me. You're not telling me put the hair and
• 26:48
  Speaker 1: I can't. You don't last mine. You got lifing them
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: push this out? Yes, you do, calling somebody telling them
• 26:56
  Speaker 1: black people eat too much chicken? You and your partian.
• 27:00
  Speaker 1: Would you like to hear what the survey is actually saying. No,
• 27:03
  Speaker 1: I don't want to hear that the survey is actually
• 27:05
  Speaker 1: saying because what you're saying about, but the survey is
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: saying that. This is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: Morning Show, Valerie, This is nephew Tommy baby from the Steawalker.
• 27:23
  Speaker 1: Oh and you have too much a masterpiece? Man is
• 27:35
  Speaker 1: the team Tommy bro bro bro bro bro Bro. You brilliant,
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: you brilliant man. All right, more of this crazy ignorant show.
• 27:48
  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show right after this. You're listening to
• 27:52
  Speaker 1: the Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, Steve, uh the
• 27:58
  Speaker 1: house guest for a person coming back for Thanksgiving that
• 28:02
  Speaker 1: you're not looking forward to? Sing? Who is it? My
• 28:04
  Speaker 1: mother in law's sister's husband. What? Who is that dog?
• 28:11
  Speaker 1: I don't even knowing? It's Ernest? Why the whole time here? Yeah?
• 28:19
  Speaker 1: Your mother in laws a dream. I love her, we
• 28:21
  Speaker 1: love her. And man, my father in law is the best.
• 28:26
  Speaker 1: Mom and daddy. I got the best. I never had
• 28:29
  Speaker 1: a complaint. Man, we're happy. We enjoy each other. They
• 28:31
  Speaker 1: can't stay in my house long as they were. Ye,
• 28:33
  Speaker 1: I love them. But her sister husband, what's wrong? I
• 28:38
  Speaker 1: don't know, that's what. That's what's wrong. I don't know.
• 28:41
  Speaker 1: So they come to dinner and they do what they doing.
• 28:45
  Speaker 1: We was having a prayer one time. My mom in
• 28:48
  Speaker 1: law said, let's all whole hands, you know, the huge kitchen. Yeah,
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: about twenty people. Everybody go around and say what they think. Yes, okay, naw,
• 28:57
  Speaker 1: I ain't like this here because there's too many people.
• 29:00
  Speaker 1: And I didn't know half the people that was in
• 29:02
  Speaker 1: the circle. So and I really don't care what you're
• 29:05
  Speaker 1: grateful fault because dinner is ready and we can talk
• 29:09
  Speaker 1: about this why we eat, you know, but what has
• 29:11
  Speaker 1: all this beforehand? And it got around to everybody, and
• 29:16
  Speaker 1: this one lady took a long time, but hers was
• 29:19
  Speaker 1: the best. So I broke from the circle and started
• 29:22
  Speaker 1: clapping because I wanted to try to end it with applause, right,
• 29:26
  Speaker 1: and you're not posted a clap doing prayer. But I
• 29:30
  Speaker 1: just tried to wrap it up and it kept going.
• 29:34
  Speaker 1: And I'm holding this dude's hand now, I don't know
• 29:37
  Speaker 1: nothing wrong with him until it got to him and
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: he started talking about what he was grateful fault. He said,
• 29:44
  Speaker 1: I'm grateful for the weather and that we had the
• 29:48
  Speaker 1: jacket's home and that the fact that you know, everything
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: at the grocery store is fresh, and that we can
• 29:58
  Speaker 1: go go by there, and I thank you. I thank
• 30:00
  Speaker 1: him for my cars too that come on in the
• 30:04
  Speaker 1: morning and take her safe. And then I want to
• 30:09
  Speaker 1: thank him for the freshness of the potato chips in
• 30:13
  Speaker 1: the bag. Sometime now I'm sitting now, I'm looking upside
• 30:18
  Speaker 1: his head, but my whole body trimming because everybody got
• 30:22
  Speaker 1: their head down except Winting is looking up in full
• 30:27
  Speaker 1: blown hollow mote at me face talk. I'm over here.
• 30:37
  Speaker 1: My whole body is shaking. I'm laughing so hard, trying
• 30:40
  Speaker 1: not to blurt it out. Gives my mother in law
• 30:44
  Speaker 1: she holding my hand on the other side, she squeezes
• 30:47
  Speaker 1: my hand to try to help me through it. That
• 30:49
  Speaker 1: ain't stopping nothing. I got. Who is this man? Then
• 30:54
  Speaker 1: my other son, Steve, he opens his eyes and he
• 30:57
  Speaker 1: starts snickering. My son owns me and my son's is
• 31:01
  Speaker 1: in hollow mode. Harvey boys this to us, yil yeah,
• 31:07
  Speaker 1: and I've given him for permission that laughing stuff like that.
• 31:11
  Speaker 1: So I looked over to the left of the circle
• 31:14
  Speaker 1: and my wife is glaring at me with them a
• 31:16
  Speaker 1: little green eyes. I'm talking about glaring if you don't squit,
• 31:21
  Speaker 1: if you don't pull it together like when she said that.
• 31:27
  Speaker 1: And then I thank the Lord. I gotta tune up
• 31:30
  Speaker 1: the other Yeah, I had to let everybody head go
• 31:38
  Speaker 1: and leave the circle. I got a tune up. Yeah,
• 31:41
  Speaker 1: thank god, I gotta tune up. The other day, I
• 31:43
  Speaker 1: went in my office. I'm holly, I'm holloing. Next thing,
• 31:48
  Speaker 1: I look up winting in the office with me because
• 31:50
  Speaker 1: he couldn't handle it. The I love it. That was
• 31:54
  Speaker 1: it I love it, So you don't want him to
• 31:57
  Speaker 1: come by this year? Man, Please don't, please, don't let
• 32:01
  Speaker 1: him speak? All right, Steve. Time for today's headlines, ladies
• 32:04
  Speaker 1: and gentlemen, Miss Anne Tripp, thank you very much everybody,
• 32:08
  Speaker 1: and good morning. This is entered put the news. Well,
• 32:10
  Speaker 1: let's start out with the weather, because the weather is
• 32:11
  Speaker 1: one of the big stories. The winter storms have fouled
• 32:14
  Speaker 1: up Thanksgiving travel plans for a lot of Americans. The
• 32:17
  Speaker 1: snow and the ice moving east. They suck a bomb
• 32:20
  Speaker 1: cyclone apparently from the Great Planes into the Middle East.
• 32:23
  Speaker 1: If you Middle East, Midwest, and if you look at
• 32:25
  Speaker 1: TV some of the TV pictures of what's going on there,
• 32:28
  Speaker 1: you would think it's January or February, as are usual
• 32:31
  Speaker 1: for this the biggest travel week for US residents. The
• 32:34
  Speaker 1: roads are really heavy, the lines along at the airports.
• 32:36
  Speaker 1: Expect some delays and cancelations. Get out early, if you
• 32:39
  Speaker 1: haven't left yet for Grandma's house, get out early now
• 32:43
  Speaker 1: early is the thing, and that no matter how you're going,
• 32:45
  Speaker 1: whether you're traveling by car or by rail or by air,
• 32:49
  Speaker 1: just get out there. And it continues. First it was
• 32:52
  Speaker 1: the House Intelligence Committee, now the House Judiciary Committee is
• 32:55
  Speaker 1: appearing to launch his own impeachment hearings into the president
• 32:58
  Speaker 1: to president's actions regard in Ukraine, listed to begin next
• 33:01
  Speaker 1: week on December fourth. The House Intelligence Committee is to
• 33:05
  Speaker 1: issue its impeachment reports sometime after this week, and the
• 33:08
  Speaker 1: House Oversight Committee is suing US Attorney General William Barr
• 33:12
  Speaker 1: and Common Secretary Wilbur Ross over internal documents about the
• 33:16
  Speaker 1: Trump administration's effort to get a citizenship question on that
• 33:19
  Speaker 1: twenty twenty census. The administrations refused to release complete copies
• 33:23
  Speaker 1: of emails to the Congress that indicate that the Trump
• 33:25
  Speaker 1: that people had a real reason for pushing for it.
• 33:28
  Speaker 1: The three federal courts had permanently blocked any citizenship question
• 33:31
  Speaker 1: by the way from appearing on the census forms, in
• 33:34
  Speaker 1: part because the judges said they found the administration supposed
• 33:37
  Speaker 1: the justification for adding a census question bogus and shady.
• 33:42
  Speaker 1: According to a new report, death rates in the US
• 33:44
  Speaker 1: are up for people between the ages of twenty five
• 33:47
  Speaker 1: and forty years of age. Those higher death rates due
• 33:49
  Speaker 1: to suicide, drug overdoses, liver disease, murder, and a dozen
• 33:53
  Speaker 1: other causes. So overall, life expectancy in the US has
• 33:57
  Speaker 1: been driven down for three consecutive years. Study publishing a
• 34:00
  Speaker 1: journal of American Medical Association concludes that despite spending more
• 34:04
  Speaker 1: in healthcare than any other country, that the US has
• 34:06
  Speaker 1: still seen really an increase of mortality and failing life
• 34:11
  Speaker 1: expectancy for those between the ages of twenty five and
• 34:14
  Speaker 1: sixty four. So now it's eating while black. A white
• 34:17
  Speaker 1: cop stopped and detained a black man for eating a
• 34:19
  Speaker 1: sandwich on the San Francisco Bay Area platform. Bart Police
• 34:22
  Speaker 1: acclaiming that mister Steve Foster broke the state law by
• 34:25
  Speaker 1: eating while waiting for a train on November fourth. However,
• 34:28
  Speaker 1: his girlfriend, who filmed all of it, said that the
• 34:31
  Speaker 1: sign say eating is prohibited on the trains, not on
• 34:33
  Speaker 1: the platform. The white cop calls for back up, and
• 34:36
  Speaker 1: you know how they can behave some of them. And finally,
• 34:39
  Speaker 1: today is National Pie Interface to day. Better a pie
• 34:45
  Speaker 1: interface today than tomorrow. That's going to be in your stomach.
• 34:48
  Speaker 1: Now back to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You're listening
• 34:51
  Speaker 1: to show everybody given time, you're gonna be at your friends,
• 34:56
  Speaker 1: how you're gonna be at your mama's house, you gonna
• 34:58
  Speaker 1: be at religive house, whatever you learn to get you
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: in the living room, outside, on the porch or whatever.
• 35:03
  Speaker 1: Have these conversations, Shirley play Junior, Yeah, you had these conversations.
• 35:10
  Speaker 1: Well you have none of the information, right, You can't
• 35:13
  Speaker 1: remember Dan have him all the time asking people who
• 35:19
  Speaker 1: even down something like this, What was that guy's name
• 35:24
  Speaker 1: that she was with last year? You know the one
• 35:26
  Speaker 1: that used to lounge Darneil, wasn't it dark Nail? Yeah? Yeah,
• 35:34
  Speaker 1: I remember him. You know what I remember about him?
• 35:37
  Speaker 1: Who you asking again? Oh? The goat to j down
• 35:46
  Speaker 1: at the lounge, stay down at the lounge, Junior trying
• 35:49
  Speaker 1: to say he was down at the loud. Yeah, he
• 35:53
  Speaker 1: had one arm. He had one arm. I remember, you
• 35:58
  Speaker 1: can mix it. He can mix it. Though he was
• 36:00
  Speaker 1: I liked him though. He was good. He was he
• 36:03
  Speaker 1: was He was a nice guy. He was real. They
• 36:05
  Speaker 1: called him Red two dollars one red. One red called
• 36:10
  Speaker 1: him one red because he had one on one. I'm red. Yeah,
• 36:14
  Speaker 1: you're right, I can relate. How you How are you
• 36:20
  Speaker 1: doing with your arms? I'm worried that I'm not gonna
• 36:23
  Speaker 1: cut this turkey right on Thursday. That's gonna be my problem.
• 36:28
  Speaker 1: If you know you can take I heard now I
• 36:30
  Speaker 1: heard you could take to any gas station in town
• 36:34
  Speaker 1: and they will carve your turkey for you if you
• 36:38
  Speaker 1: buy five dollars with the gas. What's that five lottery
• 36:43
  Speaker 1: tickets and five lotteries? Yeah, what's that boy name? They'll
• 36:46
  Speaker 1: be out there cutting the turkeys at the gas. Yeah,
• 36:48
  Speaker 1: he'll be outside. He'll be outside cutting up your turkey. Yea, yeah, yeah,
• 36:52
  Speaker 1: do it? Yeah yeah, the red half red is red.
• 36:58
  Speaker 1: It is DJ red. That's what he do. He so
• 37:04
  Speaker 1: because he with the one all Yeah, well, you know, Tommy,
• 37:09
  Speaker 1: that's an option. That's just saying yeah, just saying, well, everybody, dad,
• 37:14
  Speaker 1: you have it. Those are some of the stupid conversations.
• 37:25
  Speaker 1: Nobody nod, Yeah, I have a happy Thanksgiving. You're listening.
• 37:40
  Speaker 1: Getting together with family for Thanksgiving can definitely be stressful,
• 37:45
  Speaker 1: really a stressful time for some people. Some families, all
• 37:48
  Speaker 1: those extended relatives in one place with different opinions, you know,
• 37:51
  Speaker 1: they're bound to set off a few fights. So most
• 37:54
  Speaker 1: people just tend to be careful of what they say.
• 37:56
  Speaker 1: They tend to be, you know, a little leary of
• 37:59
  Speaker 1: what's not gonna be in my house. That's what I
• 38:04
  Speaker 1: was gonna ask you. So are there some subjects that
• 38:06
  Speaker 1: you're told that are totally off limits, that you don't
• 38:08
  Speaker 1: bring up or you just do whatever because no, this
• 38:10
  Speaker 1: is my house. I say what I want to say,
• 38:12
  Speaker 1: but I tear what. I don't allow in my house
• 38:15
  Speaker 1: anybody to just pray, like over the food. You mean, yeah,
• 38:21
  Speaker 1: I picks who pray like Pop Bridges, like Marjorie Daddy,
• 38:25
  Speaker 1: he could pray over the food. I don't like other
• 38:27
  Speaker 1: people coming to the house. That happened one time, Marjorie
• 38:30
  Speaker 1: whole family was that do you ever pray? Yeah, I
• 38:33
  Speaker 1: pray it'd be so short that we eat everybody my
• 38:38
  Speaker 1: Thanksgiving prayers saying as my grace. You know what's But Steve,
• 38:41
  Speaker 1: how do you handle that? Because if somebody's there and say,
• 38:44
  Speaker 1: well can I can I bless the food? Steve say no. No,
• 38:48
  Speaker 1: I say no, Pop Bridges bless it? Go head pop
• 38:52
  Speaker 1: and he jumped right in. It's pretty simple that ain't
• 38:56
  Speaker 1: now We had this lady. She told me, I want
• 38:58
  Speaker 1: my husband and bless the food. He does a good
• 39:01
  Speaker 1: Thanksgiving prayer not over here. Was he a pastor? I
• 39:04
  Speaker 1: don't know what it was, but he ain't hind to
• 39:05
  Speaker 1: do it up in him. You didn't give him a
• 39:07
  Speaker 1: chance because no, I don't know what it is those
• 39:09
  Speaker 1: people that are not pastors that but they ministers and
• 39:12
  Speaker 1: they don't get the rid of pre see right there,
• 39:14
  Speaker 1: ministers all that he got a really good Thanksgiving prayer?
• 39:18
  Speaker 1: What does that mean? My cousin? Wasn't this damn Turkish names? Yeah?
• 39:23
  Speaker 1: He was an elder at our church and he prayed
• 39:27
  Speaker 1: too long? So long? Yes, so, I mean so long,
• 39:33
  Speaker 1: and you couldn't. Every time you thought he was gonna stop,
• 39:36
  Speaker 1: he kept going. All he was doing was taking a breath.
• 39:40
  Speaker 1: You know what bothers me that hole taking food out
• 39:44
  Speaker 1: the house at the end, just wrapping up tubs and
• 39:47
  Speaker 1: tubs of food. People getting their little to gold plates.
• 39:50
  Speaker 1: How am I gonna eat on Friday? Tommy? You need
• 39:52
  Speaker 1: to cook some How am I gonna do? That's right, Tommy?
• 39:57
  Speaker 1: How is she gonna eat? Also? You mean people that
• 40:01
  Speaker 1: are invited to dinner, Tommy, and they get it to
• 40:03
  Speaker 1: go plate? You know, you know, one plate, okay, cool,
• 40:07
  Speaker 1: But when I see you loading up three or four
• 40:08
  Speaker 1: plates a fall, and it's just come on, man, really
• 40:12
  Speaker 1: y'all starving over there? They may be pretty much okay, well,
• 40:17
  Speaker 1: but this high work at our house because you know,
• 40:21
  Speaker 1: usually Marjorie know what I like, She'll put that in
• 40:25
  Speaker 1: the other refrigerator and the other refrigerator. Oh okay, I'm
• 40:29
  Speaker 1: now in the argument for me to get to that.
• 40:32
  Speaker 1: Huh man, how many refrigerators at your house? The one
• 40:36
  Speaker 1: in the kitchen, the one in the kitchen? You know,
• 40:48
  Speaker 1: how much refrigerator? Car Man, I can't wait to be that.
• 40:54
  Speaker 1: Let me, since you're talking about our one refrigerator, how
• 40:57
  Speaker 1: many in your house? Wait? Hold ups, let's ask new money.
• 41:02
  Speaker 1: Who come on, Hollywood, come on? How many? How many refrigerators?
• 41:12
  Speaker 1: Just a simple question. Okay, I can't break it down,
• 41:15
  Speaker 1: but I just like five, five refrigerators. Let me explain, Carl. Yeah,
• 41:22
  Speaker 1: you got some splaining. It's three of those undercounter ones. Okay,
• 41:27
  Speaker 1: uh huh so, and then it's two big refrigerator one
• 41:30
  Speaker 1: one in the kitchen and went to me undercat still
• 41:32
  Speaker 1: a lot, Tommy, so ice everywhere? Huh what does that
• 41:37
  Speaker 1: mean under the counter like a wine refrigerator. Yeah, it's
• 41:41
  Speaker 1: a smaller refrigerator. It's oh, beverage refrigerator. Yeah, it's a
• 41:44
  Speaker 1: small one. You got one in nine Oh, he ain't countered.
• 41:51
  Speaker 1: I ain't count. You didn't count. You didn't know, Steve.
• 41:56
  Speaker 1: That was part of the time. I go five, Tommy's
• 42:01
  Speaker 1: got five? Okay. Everything on the show is a competition.
• 42:05
  Speaker 1: How many do you have? Steve is foe in the kitchen.
• 42:11
  Speaker 1: I didn't know who's counting, Richard. We ain't even got
• 42:18
  Speaker 1: out the kitchen. You y'all like Bill? Hi? All right?
• 42:26
  Speaker 1: Listen up next, it is the nephew with the prank
• 42:29
  Speaker 1: phone call for the day. We will be right back
• 42:32
  Speaker 1: after this. You're listening to morning show coming up at
• 42:38
  Speaker 1: the top of the hour, right about four minutes after.
• 42:40
  Speaker 1: It's today's Strawberry Letters. Right now, though, it is the nephew.
• 42:44
  Speaker 1: He is here with today's prank phone call. What you
• 42:47
  Speaker 1: got given with cousin Benji? Thanks given with cousin Benji.
• 42:55
  Speaker 1: Y'all a ready listen to it? Hello? Hello? Who is
• 43:02
  Speaker 1: this Missus Clinton? Who is this? This Beisy? I'm colleague?
• 43:07
  Speaker 1: Is missus Purvis there? Um? You know she's not here
• 43:10
  Speaker 1: right now, but this is her daughter? Um? Is there
• 43:12
  Speaker 1: a problem? Oh? No, this this this bends you. This
• 43:16
  Speaker 1: Mama Mama Lorid's nephew. Who is this again? This Blenda Mama,
• 43:23
  Speaker 1: Mama lod Mamma lord jo Ain't it Ain't it correct?
• 43:26
  Speaker 1: Mama Lord's and miss Persis? Okay, I'm beings you. I'm
• 43:30
  Speaker 1: I'm her nephew from the other side of the family.
• 43:32
  Speaker 1: You say your name Wasna Blends. Okay, we'll tell y'all
• 43:35
  Speaker 1: supposed to get in and we should be there by
• 43:38
  Speaker 1: the afternoon. Okay. Uh is missus Purvis is? She is
• 43:42
  Speaker 1: your mama making the dresses? Yeah, she's making enough for
• 43:46
  Speaker 1: about forty five people. We actually, um, this was discussed
• 43:49
  Speaker 1: about a month ago, right y'all on the y'all they
• 43:52
  Speaker 1: had the um conference call, the conference good family had
• 43:55
  Speaker 1: the conference call, right, yes, sir? Okay, Nah, listen, what
• 44:01
  Speaker 1: reason why they got me to call? They wanted me
• 44:03
  Speaker 1: to go in and call, and I was trying to
• 44:05
  Speaker 1: give me this pervious she's not there. No, she's not here.
• 44:09
  Speaker 1: What's wrong? Uh? Okay, they're not gonna they're not gonna
• 44:12
  Speaker 1: need her to do them to do the dressing. And
• 44:15
  Speaker 1: why wouldn't they need to do dress. She's gonna make
• 44:17
  Speaker 1: it for ten years. We just we just discussed it.
• 44:20
  Speaker 1: So what do you mean they say that they got
• 44:22
  Speaker 1: somebody down here that's gonna do the dressing, especially since
• 44:25
  Speaker 1: y'all traveling, y'all ain't got to bring it, you know,
• 44:27
  Speaker 1: and be traveling with it. But they got somebody gonna
• 44:30
  Speaker 1: do the dressing. Okay, Well, first of all, how are
• 44:33
  Speaker 1: you you're you're BENI what is your name? That was
• 44:36
  Speaker 1: not my name, Benjamin? But they called me Benji. But
• 44:38
  Speaker 1: but but like I say, uh, I'm on the other
• 44:42
  Speaker 1: side of a fact, I ain't on y'all side. Okay. Well,
• 44:44
  Speaker 1: I'm still trying to kick out. Why are you calling me?
• 44:47
  Speaker 1: Because she's been making a dressing for ten years, like
• 44:50
  Speaker 1: I said, and I mean, it's been discussed. So I
• 44:53
  Speaker 1: don't even know why why you're calling me. I don't
• 44:55
  Speaker 1: even know you. Okay, Well, what I'm trying to explain
• 44:58
  Speaker 1: to you this right here, is that they got so y'all,
• 45:00
  Speaker 1: y'all ain't got to worry with bringing the dressing. They
• 45:03
  Speaker 1: got somebody gonna bring They got somebody down here that's
• 45:06
  Speaker 1: gonna cook it, so and otherwhere with you know, if
• 45:09
  Speaker 1: you can tell Miss Prayervish ain't got to worry about
• 45:11
  Speaker 1: the dressing this year. I'm so you want me to
• 45:13
  Speaker 1: tell my mama after she'd been making dressing for ten
• 45:16
  Speaker 1: years that y'all say, y'all ain't worried about she shouldn't
• 45:19
  Speaker 1: have to make this year because we're driving there. We
• 45:21
  Speaker 1: drs every year. So I'm not gonna do that to her. So,
• 45:25
  Speaker 1: I mean, I don't I don't even know who you
• 45:27
  Speaker 1: are to be calling me anyway. Why didn't somebody calling
• 45:30
  Speaker 1: me that I don't know regarding it? Okay, okay, you're
• 45:32
  Speaker 1: good the right, I am blended. All right. Listen, let
• 45:36
  Speaker 1: me say this because I don't mind saying what everybody thinking,
• 45:40
  Speaker 1: but most people don't want to say. Let me just
• 45:42
  Speaker 1: say this right here. Really, what's going on is just
• 45:45
  Speaker 1: right here. A lot of people in the family you know,
• 45:49
  Speaker 1: don't really don't don't really lighten Miss prayer of his
• 45:53
  Speaker 1: dressing Deni Benjamin hu He, So be let me bring
• 46:01
  Speaker 1: you something there. My mama gonna make it dressing, you
• 46:05
  Speaker 1: gonna kiss it, and we ain't bringing that home, littles,
• 46:08
  Speaker 1: So you can tell your family that I said that
• 46:11
  Speaker 1: because you understand me. I mean, for first of all,
• 46:14
  Speaker 1: you got to understand that I'm bringing news that that
• 46:17
  Speaker 1: people didn't don't voted on, and this is what everybody
• 46:19
  Speaker 1: want to do, don't nobody, Well, why did knee holes
• 46:22
  Speaker 1: we had a meeting dressing? She didn't making me ten
• 46:26
  Speaker 1: years ain't nobody had been saying nothing, and a guess
• 46:28
  Speaker 1: what when I'm up in the house, nobody had better
• 46:31
  Speaker 1: not be walking up and through that. I'm talking about
• 46:32
  Speaker 1: my mamma either, And you know I'm gonna eat it. Okay,
• 46:36
  Speaker 1: we'll see right there. Why why if people don't like
• 46:38
  Speaker 1: the dressing, Glinda, why do you want to make submit
• 46:41
  Speaker 1: everybody to having to eat it if they don't like it?
• 46:44
  Speaker 1: You don't eat this? I don't know. I don't know.
• 46:46
  Speaker 1: You won't calling me no, well, I don't know, no
• 46:48
  Speaker 1: Benjamin Benjie who out the heir? I through my mama,
• 46:52
  Speaker 1: lord's nephew from the other side of the family exactly,
• 46:55
  Speaker 1: and they don't know yet, Okay, and really really to
• 46:58
  Speaker 1: the bad all that, I don't know you but I'm
• 47:01
  Speaker 1: but but I'm but I'm man enough, I'm man enother
• 47:03
  Speaker 1: car you and tell you what we're gonna do it whatere.
• 47:06
  Speaker 1: We ain't gonna do what I know. I ain't. I
• 47:09
  Speaker 1: said it, wanting I repeat it again. She gonna make
• 47:11
  Speaker 1: that transfics. You gonna eat it and we're gonna round.
• 47:15
  Speaker 1: Beh that name. Okay, okay, right there, listen, And I
• 47:19
  Speaker 1: know this might be hard for you to understand what
• 47:21
  Speaker 1: you grew up with liking. Everybody else might not like
• 47:26
  Speaker 1: n say what you want to. I ain't gonna even
• 47:27
  Speaker 1: remember you like. So you ain't like it because you
• 47:31
  Speaker 1: ain't done around. But she make it dress it now.
• 47:34
  Speaker 1: First of all, when y'all get down here, it's gonna
• 47:37
  Speaker 1: already be some mo dressing here, okay, okay, and she
• 47:40
  Speaker 1: gonna make country and sense and we're gonna see down
• 47:42
  Speaker 1: and yeah, I'm gonna eat and he ain't. It's it's
• 47:45
  Speaker 1: not even end of me discuss no friends and that
• 47:47
  Speaker 1: I said I can say, because your name's gonna hurt
• 47:50
  Speaker 1: my mama feeling. Okay, there ain't nobody to try. That's
• 47:52
  Speaker 1: why I'm trying to tell you to tell her don't
• 47:54
  Speaker 1: make it nah, so she won't even bring it down.
• 47:57
  Speaker 1: We an't gonna get anyway. Look, I'm gonna say this
• 48:01
  Speaker 1: here because every dealer you ain't really understanding what I'm
• 48:04
  Speaker 1: saying to you. I'm gonna say it as clear as
• 48:05
  Speaker 1: I can say. If y'all come down here with that dress,
• 48:08
  Speaker 1: I'll promise you we already got dressing. Mate. We're throwing
• 48:12
  Speaker 1: that dressing in the trash so everybody can get the
• 48:15
  Speaker 1: dressing that we made fund him Floy Blake. That's what
• 48:18
  Speaker 1: we're doing. Please let me find something in you. I'm
• 48:22
  Speaker 1: gonna be undressing patrolled, and if I find out you,
• 48:25
  Speaker 1: then tough my mama. Dressing in the trash, it's gonna
• 48:28
  Speaker 1: be something. If we're gonna set that out, I'm not
• 48:30
  Speaker 1: playing with you. That's what's so funny to me. I'm
• 48:34
  Speaker 1: gonna call. Ain't tell me we're hiding it cold. Ain't
• 48:38
  Speaker 1: knowing falling up. The callers are telling us to bull
• 48:41
  Speaker 1: but now they're gonna set She'll stupid because when me,
• 48:43
  Speaker 1: I don't even know she'll come. I can't. They said
• 48:47
  Speaker 1: you you the band in the world, But Benji Bene,
• 48:51
  Speaker 1: I don't even know you're wrapping. I'm telling you now,
• 48:54
  Speaker 1: I'm telling that playing with you. I'm telling you ever
• 48:58
  Speaker 1: my mama feeling, it's gonna be something. And then and
• 49:00
  Speaker 1: I'm telling you, y'all gonna be y'all down there. You'll
• 49:05
  Speaker 1: call me y'all have one. Let me say I say
• 49:09
  Speaker 1: something else to you. I wish you would. Can I
• 49:12
  Speaker 1: tell you what else they were saying. They wanted me
• 49:15
  Speaker 1: to tell you this, Glenda, this is nephew. Tell me
• 49:19
  Speaker 1: from the Steve Harby Morning Show. Your cousin Sheila got
• 49:24
  Speaker 1: me the frank phone call. You tell me fine? You
• 49:35
  Speaker 1: about to make me say it off? What the man?
• 49:41
  Speaker 1: This same kidle will see it wasn't gonna be. No.
• 49:43
  Speaker 1: He remade it because I'm gonna have my brother's warm.
• 49:47
  Speaker 1: Then you y'all pay. But tell me, Hans, give me
• 49:51
  Speaker 1: what's gonna be canceled? Many question before I let you go?
• 49:57
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• 50:09
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• 50:31
  Speaker 1: the jingle bells now. So to dress for that, do
• 50:34
  Speaker 1: you have to have your sleeves cut out of the
• 50:37
  Speaker 1: right side of your jacket and your s because you
• 50:40
  Speaker 1: had your shoulders. No, I'm asking suit out of nothing.
• 50:46
  Speaker 1: I'm not doing that, especially man. All right, listen, thank you,
• 50:50
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• 50:53
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• 50:57
  Speaker 1: All right. Time now for today's Strawberry Letter and listen.
• 51:00
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• 51:03
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• 51:07
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• 51:11
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• 51:14
  Speaker 1: just like we're gonna read this one right here, right now.
• 51:18
  Speaker 1: It's the time. Buckle up and hold on tight. We
• 51:21
  Speaker 1: got one to date, Y'allberry Letter subject looking for Love
• 51:27
  Speaker 1: in all the Wrong Places. Hello, Shirley and Steve. I'm
• 51:32
  Speaker 1: a twenty year old black woman who comes from a
• 51:35
  Speaker 1: very loving and caring family that carries themselves in a
• 51:39
  Speaker 1: very classy and respectful way. I've been taught since I
• 51:42
  Speaker 1: was a little girl that men will treat you the
• 51:44
  Speaker 1: way you allow them to treat you. I'm coming to
• 51:47
  Speaker 1: you all because I need help. I can't find a
• 51:51
  Speaker 1: man that wants to be in a serious relationship with me,
• 51:54
  Speaker 1: and I know about ninety percent of the blame can
• 51:57
  Speaker 1: be put on me. I have no limits when it
• 52:01
  Speaker 1: comes to sex. I'm very sexually active. I have sex
• 52:05
  Speaker 1: with men on first dates, hell, even first encounters. I'm
• 52:08
  Speaker 1: a very easy woman. Nine times out of ten, I
• 52:12
  Speaker 1: don't use protection and I've never had an STD, but
• 52:16
  Speaker 1: I know it's going to happen one day. Nobody in
• 52:19
  Speaker 1: my family even sees me this way. They know I'm
• 52:22
  Speaker 1: not a virgin because of the pregnancy scares. I don't
• 52:25
  Speaker 1: bring these men to my family to meet them. Hell,
• 52:28
  Speaker 1: they don't even stay that long. Most of them are
• 52:30
  Speaker 1: one night stands. I've slept with about forty men. I've
• 52:34
  Speaker 1: had threesomes. I even let their homeboys have relations with
• 52:38
  Speaker 1: me if they ask. And the bad part about it,
• 52:42
  Speaker 1: I can't even tell you why I do it. I'm
• 52:44
  Speaker 1: getting older and my parents are asking me when they
• 52:47
  Speaker 1: are going to meet or at least see the men
• 52:49
  Speaker 1: I'm dating, and I hate lying to them. I'm not ugly.
• 52:53
  Speaker 1: I'm not an ugly young woman. I'm overweight, but not huge.
• 52:56
  Speaker 1: I think I have good qualities and I'm worth settling
• 52:59
  Speaker 1: down with. I need help bad? Can you please give
• 53:02
  Speaker 1: me advice? There's so much in this letter. I mean,
• 53:06
  Speaker 1: don't we don't even have time? This is so sad,
• 53:09
  Speaker 1: you know. I mean, first of all, you're you're a
• 53:11
  Speaker 1: twenty year old young woman. You know you think you
• 53:16
  Speaker 1: have good qualities. I'll just start there. You said that
• 53:19
  Speaker 1: at the end, and you're worth settling down with. But
• 53:22
  Speaker 1: I just don't see how you can possibly believe that
• 53:25
  Speaker 1: about yourself. I don't you know who lives a life
• 53:28
  Speaker 1: that you do and feel this way about themselves? You know,
• 53:32
  Speaker 1: to me, you're a classic case of someone who doesn't
• 53:35
  Speaker 1: value themselves, even though you think you do, but you don't.
• 53:39
  Speaker 1: You know, anyone who values themselves wouldn't do this. And
• 53:42
  Speaker 1: you know you're living playing a dangerous game. You're not
• 53:45
  Speaker 1: using any protection. It's almost like you're inviting this. You're
• 53:48
  Speaker 1: waiting for this to happen. You know that's not cool anyway.
• 53:55
  Speaker 1: I mean, you have the lowest of the low when
• 53:58
  Speaker 1: it comes to self esteem, and you just you don't
• 54:01
  Speaker 1: have any self esteem. You know, if you thought you
• 54:03
  Speaker 1: had these good qualities that you talk about in your
• 54:05
  Speaker 1: letter and you're worth settling down with, why isn't anybody
• 54:09
  Speaker 1: settling down with you. Have you thought about that? You know,
• 54:11
  Speaker 1: why on earth would you be giving yourself away like
• 54:14
  Speaker 1: this if you thought you had some good qualities. What
• 54:16
  Speaker 1: has happened to you in your life? You know? Were
• 54:19
  Speaker 1: you abused as a child? You know, you're you're right,
• 54:22
  Speaker 1: you definitely need help. And you've been pregnant how many
• 54:25
  Speaker 1: times pregnancy scares? This is crazy? I mean, you're playing
• 54:29
  Speaker 1: such You're you're playing with your life. You're playing life
• 54:32
  Speaker 1: or death games here. It's like Russian Roulette that you're
• 54:35
  Speaker 1: playing with your life. This is so serious, and the
• 54:37
  Speaker 1: one true statement you made in your letter is that
• 54:39
  Speaker 1: you need help. You absolutely lutely need help. You know,
• 54:43
  Speaker 1: you're only twenty years old. You can fix this, you
• 54:46
  Speaker 1: can correct this. You haven't had any STDs and you
• 54:50
  Speaker 1: haven't had any pregnancies. I mean you carried through you know.
• 54:54
  Speaker 1: But anyway, you need to get some professional help. You
• 54:57
  Speaker 1: need to get some professional help. Steve Big Dog, it's
• 55:03
  Speaker 1: sad um. I'm just gonna say this before we go
• 55:10
  Speaker 1: to break. Here's the deal. I can't find a man.
• 55:18
  Speaker 1: That's what this letters are about. I can't find a man.
• 55:23
  Speaker 1: Earth Wind and Fire has a song can't hide love.
• 55:26
  Speaker 1: And in the middle of the song it says you
• 55:28
  Speaker 1: can't give what you never had. Now I'm saying that
• 55:33
  Speaker 1: to say this, you can't find a man because you
• 55:37
  Speaker 1: ain't found yourself. See, I don't know, I don't know
• 55:42
  Speaker 1: how women think that a man is gonna complete them.
• 55:46
  Speaker 1: You walk into a relationship complete. A man comes into
• 55:50
  Speaker 1: your life, and a woman comes into your life to compliment. Yeah,
• 55:55
  Speaker 1: but you have to complete yourself. Nobody can come along
• 55:58
  Speaker 1: and complete you. You are your own work in progress.
• 56:01
  Speaker 1: You are yourself. Can can't a body make you happy?
• 56:07
  Speaker 1: But you you find happiness with a person, But can't
• 56:12
  Speaker 1: abody make you happy? That's all I have time to
• 56:16
  Speaker 1: say right now. When we come back, though, I'm getting
• 56:19
  Speaker 1: right into the nuts and bolts of this right here.
• 56:22
  Speaker 1: So if it's any twenty year old woman out here
• 56:23
  Speaker 1: that's wondering about this thing called sex, I'm going to
• 56:26
  Speaker 1: really give it to you today from the male perspective.
• 56:29
  Speaker 1: You've got to You've got to think of yourself better
• 56:32
  Speaker 1: than this. We'll be right back. You're listening, um um,
• 56:41
  Speaker 1: young young lady, twenty year old, I need help. I
• 56:45
  Speaker 1: can't find a man that wants to be in a
• 56:47
  Speaker 1: serious relationship with me. First of all, I said, you know,
• 56:51
  Speaker 1: you don't even know yourself yet. But here's here, let's
• 56:55
  Speaker 1: go a little bit more. I can't find a man
• 56:57
  Speaker 1: that wants to be in a serious relationship with me.
• 57:00
  Speaker 1: Are you serious? You can't. You cannot possibly expect a
• 57:06
  Speaker 1: man to take you serious? True, you're not serious about yourself.
• 57:13
  Speaker 1: We are men. We recognize this instantly. If you don't
• 57:17
  Speaker 1: take yourself seriously, if you don't seriously protect your body,
• 57:22
  Speaker 1: if you don't seriously show value for yourself, if you
• 57:25
  Speaker 1: don't seriously make a man have to consider you as
• 57:28
  Speaker 1: valuable as you think you are. If you seriously don't
• 57:31
  Speaker 1: have none of that working, how can you seriously expect
• 57:37
  Speaker 1: a man to get in a serious relationship with you
• 57:42
  Speaker 1: when you're not even serious about yourself? This Shirley has
• 57:48
  Speaker 1: said it all about self esteem and all this here,
• 57:50
  Speaker 1: got all that, all of that is very very true.
• 57:54
  Speaker 1: You know, maybe I don't know. I'm not a clinical guy.
• 57:57
  Speaker 1: I don't know how to say that. I could just
• 57:59
  Speaker 1: talk about is right here? You know, Um, I'm I'm
• 58:03
  Speaker 1: a very easy woman. Uh, and I use unprotected sex,
• 58:08
  Speaker 1: but I've never had an STD. But I know it's
• 58:10
  Speaker 1: gonna happen one day. Okay, excuse me. You know that
• 58:16
  Speaker 1: you're going to get an STD one day, but you're
• 58:19
  Speaker 1: continuing to have sex with no protection. There are too
• 58:23
  Speaker 1: many stupid people in this world. You're being very naive
• 58:29
  Speaker 1: and ignorant and playing with your life, and so is
• 58:32
  Speaker 1: the man or boy. This is ridiculous for you to
• 58:38
  Speaker 1: know these things. See for you to write this letter,
• 58:41
  Speaker 1: it's just a cry for help because this is stuff
• 58:44
  Speaker 1: that you know. I can't joke with you because, man,
• 58:47
  Speaker 1: if you were my daughter, I would be mortified at this. Okay,
• 58:51
  Speaker 1: now here's here's the here's the next line that I
• 58:56
  Speaker 1: want to focus on. I have one night stands. I've
• 58:59
  Speaker 1: slept with about four men. I've had threesomes. I even
• 59:02
  Speaker 1: let their homeboys have relationships with me if they ask.
• 59:06
  Speaker 1: And the bad part about it is I can't even
• 59:09
  Speaker 1: tell you why I do it, right Yeah? Yeah, well okay,
• 59:13
  Speaker 1: I can tell you why you do it because you
• 59:16
  Speaker 1: don't have any value of self. You've devalued yourself. Somewhere
• 59:22
  Speaker 1: down the line, something that's happened that makes you think
• 59:26
  Speaker 1: you need to have sexual these men to get approval
• 59:29
  Speaker 1: or acceptance something that's happened in your life. Maybe, like
• 59:32
  Speaker 1: Shirley says off the Air, maybe you had have been
• 59:36
  Speaker 1: molested in your past, or maybe you think this is
• 59:40
  Speaker 1: the way to do it and you're not worth anything else.
• 59:45
  Speaker 1: Why would you want to be treated rotten? Why would
• 59:49
  Speaker 1: you want it? Why would you want a man to
• 59:52
  Speaker 1: treat you stink? Why would you want that for yourself?
• 59:57
  Speaker 1: And at twenty, when you've got your whole life in funny,
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 1: So you know, I think I have good qualities and
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 1: I'm worth settling down with. Okay, here's the bonus chapter
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 1: to the book. I think I have good qualities and
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 1: I'm worth settling down with. Here's a light bulb moment
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 1: for your ladies that you already know, but in case
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 1: you didn't hear it is men only. Men only settled
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 1: down with women who are settled down themselves. Can I
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 1: just tell you that about us? Wow? Men only settled
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 1: down with women who are settled down themselves. We not
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 1: marrying the wild pony, were not hooking up with the
• 1:00:51
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  Speaker 1: a man. You don't take yourself serious, but you want
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  Speaker 1: individual candy bar in its own wrapper. But you passing
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  Speaker 1: out tail like you skittles in a bowl on a
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  Speaker 1: coffee table. Please notice about men. Men only settled down
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  Speaker 1: with women who are settled down themselves. We're not taking
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  Speaker 1: you to our house to tame you. We're not introducing
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  Speaker 1: you to our mama as we tame. No, you are not.
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  Speaker 1: And so young lady, you need prayer, you need some
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  Speaker 1: self esteem, You need some counseling. You should go to
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  Speaker 1: church and sit down and learn about God and what
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  Speaker 1: God really created you for and what He wants of
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  Speaker 1: you and what He expects from you. And God did
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  Speaker 1: not create you to be of servitude to a bunch
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  Speaker 1: of men and be a dumping ground for sperm. That
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  Speaker 1: is not how God created you. I'm telling you like that,
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  Speaker 1: after this. You're listening to Steve Show. Because Thanksgiving is
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  Speaker 1: the food focused holiday. There's a ton of food planning,
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  Speaker 1: food shopping, and food prep that happens before Thanksgiving rolls around,
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  Speaker 1: and the longer you wait to do it, the more
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  Speaker 1: frantic it can feel. I'm gonna do it all on winds,
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  Speaker 1: but I'm telling you whensday, they gonna be out of
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  Speaker 1: them big elbowls for macaroni. They replenish after the big
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  Speaker 1: weekend rush and then Monday Tuesday they replenish on Windsday.
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  Speaker 1: So the truck coming. Okay, I'm just I'm just just,
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  Speaker 1: I'm just you know, all I know of my grandmother
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  Speaker 1: ain't missed a Thanksgiving. Yeah, food be day. I don't know. Well,
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  Speaker 1: my mama shopped all year long for cranberry sauce. They
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  Speaker 1: have everything, they lined up in the pantry. Yes, nobody,
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  Speaker 1: so you know, I don't really Yeah, I kind of go.
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  Speaker 1: And then it's regional too. You gotta pay attention to
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  Speaker 1: where you go. You know, it's regional like and zip
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  Speaker 1: code regional is what I'm talking. Oh yeah, gotta get
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  Speaker 1: your zip cold. Yeah, because your resources is different. Pressure
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  Speaker 1: more y see out here, if you go to Bristol Farms,
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  Speaker 1: they gonna have uh huh, what's that a store? What
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  Speaker 1: is that little more? You know, scale got Yeah, they gonna, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: they're gonna have it because they can't telling people we
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  Speaker 1: ain't got no more. And it's a pretty store, you know.
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  Speaker 1: It's yeah. And I don't remember what I'm gonna do, man,
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  Speaker 1: because I don't know how I'm gonna do. My oysters
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  Speaker 1: do you eat oysters on Thanksgiving? A lot of oh yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you you eat fried oysters and eggs or in something
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  Speaker 1: every No anybody saying number the eggs. Anybody said no
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  Speaker 1: ignog which I know I won't get none where I'm going.
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  Speaker 1: But I can probably get the oysters, and I can
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  Speaker 1: probably get them fried, but I don't I don't know
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  Speaker 1: who I'm gonna get these, Miss Shoeberts frozen dinner rolls
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  Speaker 1: that bake up in the oven with extra Yeah, I
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  Speaker 1: know I know this country though, But if they frozen,
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  Speaker 1: you'll put them in your suitcase and some drives and
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  Speaker 1: get away. See what I'm not fitting to do? Is
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  Speaker 1: that right there? Anybody fit to be opening up my
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  Speaker 1: poe ass looking luggage? Oh? I don't had two whole
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  Speaker 1: turkeys in mind before, see right there? See it right there,
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  Speaker 1: pu see right there? Nobody does. Let me tell you this.
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  Speaker 1: Let me tell you this. That nephew time I know
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  Speaker 1: how to pack up a turkey. He packed up a
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  Speaker 1: turkey for me. It traveled nast circuit for me. You
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  Speaker 1: have to graduate, all right, more of this crazy ignorant show.
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  Speaker 1: who should host Thanksgiving dinner? We know Thanksgiving us right
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  Speaker 1: around the corner. Boy, this year's fat has gone by fast.
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  Speaker 1: The relative with the bigger house is a question or
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  Speaker 1: the relative who is the better cook? The better cook? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: Thanksgiving us about food. I'd rather be crowded in the
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  Speaker 1: food space and we're just sitting way away from each other,
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  Speaker 1: complain eating green bean casserole. Hey, imagine where y'all trying
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  Speaker 1: to drop. There's an echo of the house is so
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  Speaker 1: big man and MGM will lose this year. It was loose,
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  Speaker 1: hush one kid, quick shaw. They're just holling across the
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  Speaker 1: big empty house. It's big, but the food ain't good.
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  Speaker 1: I'd rather be in that tight sitting the elbow to elbow,
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  Speaker 1: watching the game, addressing whisper. They sitting right next to you. Hey, man,
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  Speaker 1: if you ain't gonna eat all your hand, let me
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  Speaker 1: hand that right there though. Hey, look, if you ain't
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  Speaker 1: get enough cranberry sause, I got plenty on my plate.
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  Speaker 1: Just reach on. Ok. Yeah, how about that potato pie? Man,
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  Speaker 1: we go to the project with some good food. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: anywhere man, keep walking outside checking on your car. Keep
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  Speaker 1: coming back here, just going back here, just saying you
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  Speaker 1: gotta do check your car. And I'm going out here
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  Speaker 1: see if everything all right. Ain't earl your turn, check
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  Speaker 1: on the car. Man, ain't nothing like that, gibler graveing
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  Speaker 1: man and go over the addressing that right there? Does it?
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  Speaker 1: Do you know how to make that time? I don't.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know. I need to. I need to. I
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  Speaker 1: need to study that on with one of my aunties
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  Speaker 1: and figure that I ain't got how to do that gravy.
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  Speaker 1: It's an art to gray. I love dressing. Oh. Marjorie
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  Speaker 1: makes the dressing every year, and all her family asked
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  Speaker 1: for pans. Really she put dressing dope though, wow dope,
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  Speaker 1: and we deep fried to turkey. Your son has to
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  Speaker 1: build butter ball. Deep fried your son that turkey got
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  Speaker 1: the only thing I used to do. Everything's giving us.
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  Speaker 1: I did. I did the yam oh really stop doing that?
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  Speaker 1: Why oh you don't have to anyone? No, hell no,
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  Speaker 1: my mama. Oh oh yeah man man, Mama Bridges girl
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  Speaker 1: say to her, um banana pudding. Let me, you don't
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  Speaker 1: even understand. You throw you into something, yeah yeah, yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: heard him talk about her banana pudding before. Boy, let
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  Speaker 1: me tell you something banana putting her strawberry cake cake.
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  Speaker 1: I love strawberry cake, A blueberry cake, I said, I
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  Speaker 1: loveberry cake. I'm talking about ki. What did you say,
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  Speaker 1: I said, strawberry cake. Oh, I thought you said blueberry
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  Speaker 1: strawberry cake. Yeah, nuts are no outside. Oh man, yummy
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  Speaker 1: strawberry cake. Good? Is it just cake? A strawberry cake
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  Speaker 1: with strawberry icing? When you say no, you ain't no strawberries.
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  Speaker 1: It's just strawberry flavor. Okay, it's sweet, pink icing and
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  Speaker 1: pink cake. Yeah, but it's got nuts all over the
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  Speaker 1: outside of it. It's kind of it reminds me of
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  Speaker 1: German chocolate cake, but it's all pink. Okay, favorite German
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  Speaker 1: chocolate cake, that's Margie fake. It was my favorite. To
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  Speaker 1: Marjorie can make a German chocolate cake and listen to me.
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  Speaker 1: And I'm not saying this because I'm married to him,
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  Speaker 1: because she's not listening. Her German chocolate cake tastes just
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  Speaker 1: like my mama German chocolate cake. Oh that's that's major.
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  Speaker 1: And if it didn't, and if it didn't, I wouldn't
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  Speaker 1: say it. Would a black person make a German chocolate clake?
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 1: Ain't it a black cake? It ain't. There's no nunger
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  Speaker 1: at that same man you got one, don't talk about
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  Speaker 1: a black person. I like it. I like all right,
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  Speaker 1: You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. Everybody's Thanksgiving time. You're
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  Speaker 1: gonna be at your friend's house, You're gonna be at
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  Speaker 1: your mama's house. You're gonna be a relatives house. Whatever
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  Speaker 1: you're going to get you in the living room, outside
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  Speaker 1: on the porch or whatever. Have these conversations, Shirley play
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  Speaker 1: junior dummy. You these conversations. Well you have none of
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  Speaker 1: the information, right, You can't remember dad to have him
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  Speaker 1: all the time asking people who down something like this?
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  Speaker 1: What was that guy's name that she was with last year?
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  Speaker 1: You know, the one that used to be DJ down
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  Speaker 1: at that lounge, Darneil. Wasn't it dark Nail? Yeah? Oh
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  Speaker 1: yeah he was. I remember him. You know what I
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  Speaker 1: remember about him? Who you ask London again? Oh the god?
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  Speaker 1: She was JJ down at the lounge, Stay down at
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  Speaker 1: the lounge, Junior trying to say he was down at
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  Speaker 1: the loud. Yeah, he had one Um, he had one arm.
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  Speaker 1: I remember, you can mix it, he could mix it.
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  Speaker 1: He was. I liked him though. He was good. He
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  Speaker 1: was he was he was a nice guy. He was real.
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  Speaker 1: They called him red too though, one red, one red,
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  Speaker 1: call him one D because he had one on one.
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  Speaker 1: I'm red. Yeah, you're right, I can relate. How how
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  Speaker 1: are you doing with your arm? I'm worried that I'm
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  Speaker 1: not gonna cut this turkey right on Thurday that's gonna
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  Speaker 1: be my problem. If you know you can take I
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  Speaker 1: heard now, I heard you could take to any gas
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 1: station in town and they will carve your turkey for
• 1:14:26
  Speaker 1: you if you buy five dollars with the gas. What's that?
• 1:14:33
  Speaker 1: Five lottery tickets and five lotteries? Yeah, what's that boy name?
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  Speaker 1: They'll be out there cutting the turkeys at the gas. Yeah,
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 1: he'll be outside. He'll be outside cutting up your turkey. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: do it? Yeah, yeah, yeah with the red half the red.
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  Speaker 1: It's red. It's DJ red. That's what he do. Do
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  Speaker 1: he up turkey? He so because he put the one
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  Speaker 1: on the one. Yeah. Well you don't tell me that
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  Speaker 1: that's an option, just saying yeah, just saying, well, everybody,
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  Speaker 1: jad you have it. Those are some of the stupid conversations,
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  Speaker 1: isn't nobody? No? Don't y'all have a happy Thanksgiving? All right?
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  Speaker 1: Tom When we come back, Last Break of the Day
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  Speaker 1: with some insightful closing remarks. I know you have some
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  Speaker 1: for us today. Well, you know, um, I think it's imperative.
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  Speaker 1: Yesterday we talked about how hate is so counterproductive. Um well,
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  Speaker 1: let's talk about something today that is productive. And that's
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  Speaker 1: one of the major of principles of success. I don't
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  Speaker 1: know if people understand the real value of dreams and visions.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know if people understand the real value of
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  Speaker 1: writing it down. You know, having dreams and visions is
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  Speaker 1: one thing. It's the writing it down part that solidifies
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  Speaker 1: it and makes it more doable and concrete. And the
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  Speaker 1: reason I'm saying that is because writing your visions down
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  Speaker 1: everything you want on a piece of paper, or creating
• 1:16:49
  Speaker 1: a vision board isn't just a principle of success. Well,
• 1:16:53
  Speaker 1: it is very much a principle of success. But it's
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  Speaker 1: a scripture. It's actually in the Bible. He God has
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  Speaker 1: laid out for us exactly how to have the best
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  Speaker 1: life possible for you. He's already laid that out. He
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  Speaker 1: gave us words of encouragement. He gives us wisdom, he
• 1:17:17
  Speaker 1: gives us understanding. That's what Proverbs is all about, That's
• 1:17:21
  Speaker 1: what the Psalms is about. He gives you an examples
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  Speaker 1: of people overcoming throughout the Bible. He gives you examples
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  Speaker 1: of what real faith can do. He has, He shows
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  Speaker 1: you seasons of what can happen to people. But one
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  Speaker 1: of the things Harbecah two and two says, write the
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  Speaker 1: vision and make it plain, so that he who reads
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  Speaker 1: it will run to it. And even though it terry,
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  Speaker 1: terry means take a long time, wait for it, for
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  Speaker 1: surely it will come at an appoint to time. It's
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  Speaker 1: so important man, that you as people, that we as
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  Speaker 1: people never forget the significance and the importance of writing
• 1:18:12
  Speaker 1: our goals and our visions, our wants, our dreams, our hopes,
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  Speaker 1: our yearnings down. It is imperative that you write it down.
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  Speaker 1: It's not it's not anything that should be taken lightly.
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  Speaker 1: This is very, very real. It can change your life.
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  Speaker 1: It really really can, man, It can do so much
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  Speaker 1: for you. Because see where you are now, it's temporary.
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  Speaker 1: You've got to understand that. But you've got to have
• 1:18:47
  Speaker 1: a dream and a vision to get out of that
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  Speaker 1: place so you can move on to your next space.
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  Speaker 1: All of us are being tested on some form, shape,
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  Speaker 1: or fashion. All of us are being tested on some level.
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  Speaker 1: All of us. Ain't nobody Scott free of the test
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  Speaker 1: of life. But man with the dream and vision that
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  Speaker 1: Herbeckah two and two, writing the vision and making it plain,
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  Speaker 1: it can get you into your season a lot sooner.
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  Speaker 1: Bishop Getty sent me something. Bishop gettys is minister down
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  Speaker 1: in the Carolinas who came on my show once and
• 1:19:29
  Speaker 1: we've become friends every since. And he sent me something
• 1:19:35
  Speaker 1: one day, and he told me, he said, never judge
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  Speaker 1: somebody based on the season. Are y'all listening? Never judge
• 1:19:45
  Speaker 1: someone based on the season. He told me. He said,
• 1:19:49
  Speaker 1: one season, David was a shepherd, the next season he
• 1:19:56
  Speaker 1: was a king. One season, Ruth was working in the field,
• 1:20:04
  Speaker 1: the next season she was owning the same feeld. One season,
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  Speaker 1: Mordecai was sitting outside the king's palace. The next season
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  Speaker 1: he was inside the palace. And what he was saying
• 1:20:27
  Speaker 1: to me was, we serve a god who turns things around,
• 1:20:32
  Speaker 1: and that is the God of unmerited favor. You can't
• 1:20:39
  Speaker 1: judge somebody based on the season. You don't know who
• 1:20:42
  Speaker 1: you talking to. You don't know what God gonna do
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  Speaker 1: for this person. You don't know what this person written down.
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  Speaker 1: You don't know what this vision this person has for herself,
• 1:20:53
  Speaker 1: And you don't know what kind of grace God gonna
• 1:20:56
  Speaker 1: put on this person. So like we would talk about
• 1:21:00
  Speaker 1: on the radio show. We were talking about have you
• 1:21:03
  Speaker 1: gotten more than you thought? Or did you get everything
• 1:21:06
  Speaker 1: you ever wanted? A lot of this stuff I have,
• 1:21:09
  Speaker 1: I ain't even see. I didn't know it was nothing
• 1:21:12
  Speaker 1: to want. I didn't know to want certain things because
• 1:21:17
  Speaker 1: I didn't know certain things existed. But he gave it
• 1:21:23
  Speaker 1: to me anyway, because he has this theme called grace.
• 1:21:27
  Speaker 1: But what has helped me a great deal along the way,
• 1:21:31
  Speaker 1: it's writing down everything on paper, making notes in my iPhone,
• 1:21:36
  Speaker 1: having vision boards. It has completely turned my life around.
• 1:21:40
  Speaker 1: It'll do the same thing for you because of a
• 1:21:43
  Speaker 1: scripture Rebecca two and two. Write to vision and make
• 1:21:47
  Speaker 1: it play period. It can change your life. If somebody
• 1:21:54
  Speaker 1: told that to me, I try that, I really would.
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