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Live From the Cayman Islands Day Three 02.10.17 · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Y'all know what time to y'all don't know y'all have
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  Speaker 1: a song looking back to back down, giving them more
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  Speaker 1: like American Bucks things, And it's tough to be true.
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  Speaker 1: Good to be the hot guy listening to me toach
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  Speaker 1: other for stolen Moby, I don't joy Yeah yeah by
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  Speaker 1: joining me. Honey, Saul, you got to use turning, Yeah
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  Speaker 1: you go do you? You gotta turn to turn out,
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  Speaker 1: turn to you love. You got to turn out to
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  Speaker 1: turn water. Want to go comy, Come on your thackad
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  Speaker 1: uh huh. I a good morning about it? Y'are listening
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  Speaker 1: to the voice. Come on, digon na what it only?
• 2:09
  Speaker 1: Steve Harley got a radio show to date. Let me
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  Speaker 1: share something with you. I've had to learn this one
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  Speaker 1: over and over and over and over and probably still
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  Speaker 1: have to teach it to myself too. This is a
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  Speaker 1: hard one to get, but it's one of the principles
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  Speaker 1: of success. It's called patience. Patience. Now, I can't tell
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  Speaker 1: you how many times I've gotten myself into a jam
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  Speaker 1: or a situation because I got impatient, because I wanted
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  Speaker 1: something to happen now. So I made a move on
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  Speaker 1: my own. I tried to push something I wanted results
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  Speaker 1: of it now, and you know, I kind of think
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  Speaker 1: that's human nature. I think all of us are guilty
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  Speaker 1: of that from time to time. But I was guilty
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  Speaker 1: of it a lot. You know. I just wanted what
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  Speaker 1: I wanted right now, and I did some things to
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  Speaker 1: try to push it forward. Here's here's here's the thing
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  Speaker 1: that I had to learn about patients. First of all,
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  Speaker 1: success is not an overnight process. It's a long, daunting task.
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  Speaker 1: And when I and I'm not saying it to sound
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  Speaker 1: discouraging to anyone, but I'm saying it so you can
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  Speaker 1: prepare yourself. If you have any aspirations are becoming successful,
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  Speaker 1: get ready for the dog fight of your life. Get
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  Speaker 1: ready for one of the hardest things you'll ever attempt
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  Speaker 1: to do, and that's become successful. Now that those requirements
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  Speaker 1: are becoming successful, it's what stops most people once they
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  Speaker 1: strike out on the road to success, and they see
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  Speaker 1: how difficult it is, how many pitfalls, setbacks, hardships, how
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  Speaker 1: high the mountaineers to climb, how deep them valleys get sometimes, man,
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  Speaker 1: how strong the current is in the rivers you have
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  Speaker 1: to cross, how really icy cold it can get out
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  Speaker 1: there sometimes, and man, Lord, have mercy, how incredibly hot
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  Speaker 1: it is out there. Sometimes it's it's all of it.
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  Speaker 1: Becoming successful is all of the things you could imagine
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  Speaker 1: that can happen. It's going to probably happen. Now, it's
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  Speaker 1: how you handle it and how you view it determines
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  Speaker 1: whether you get through it. How you handle it and
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  Speaker 1: how you view it determines how you get through it
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  Speaker 1: because it's going to happen. And so what you've got
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  Speaker 1: to learn in this process of success, it's patience. That
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  Speaker 1: is going to be some days when you're trying to
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  Speaker 1: get it right, when you're trying to get it together,
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  Speaker 1: that it's gonna be some setbacks, that it's gonna be
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  Speaker 1: some difficult days and difficult times ahead, that it's going
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  Speaker 1: to be some moments, man, when you just feel like
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  Speaker 1: you don't have enough to go on. You can, you will,
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  Speaker 1: and you have to. But you got to be patient. See,
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  Speaker 1: so many people give up right before the turn can
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  Speaker 1: even happen for you. You've you've heard old people say,
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  Speaker 1: You've heard the saying that it's always darkest before the dawn,
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  Speaker 1: which would simply means, you know, I mean, this is
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  Speaker 1: about as pitch black as it gets around three thirty,
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  Speaker 1: four thirty in the morning. Five. It's pitch black because
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  Speaker 1: it's it's it's, it's, it's I don't know. It's just
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  Speaker 1: feel that way, don't it. You know, it's it's darkest
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  Speaker 1: before the dawn. Every accomplishment that I've had in my life,
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  Speaker 1: every jump in statue, every award, every increment, every dollar climb,
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  Speaker 1: every raise, every elevation in my career, all my life,
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  Speaker 1: almost all of them came on the heels of a setback.
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  Speaker 1: Almost all of them came off of off of a
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  Speaker 1: situation that I was working through, that that that was
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  Speaker 1: about to bring me down, that I didn't see an
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  Speaker 1: answer to. Almost all of my successes, awards, rewards, however
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  Speaker 1: you want to look at it came on the heels
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  Speaker 1: of something that could have been devastating or something perilous
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  Speaker 1: for me. I don't know about you, but that's how
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  Speaker 1: it's happened for me. I mean, right when it looked hopeless,
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  Speaker 1: when I didn't see a way, here came the blessing.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, man, I cannot even tell you. Something tragic
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  Speaker 1: was happening in my life when the book came out,
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  Speaker 1: Something traffical, trapped or tragic was happening in my life
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  Speaker 1: when family Field came along. Something had gone incredibly wrong
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  Speaker 1: when I started to syndicate a radio show in two
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  Speaker 1: thousand five. I'm telling you, man I and I I
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  Speaker 1: don't know why it is that way, but that old
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  Speaker 1: saying it's always dark as before the dawn is so true.
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  Speaker 1: When I lost something, and I lost what I thought
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  Speaker 1: was everything I had, here comes the blessing that caused
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  Speaker 1: me to have everything I got. I can't explain it.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know why it is, but it's simply to
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  Speaker 1: me it's a test of my faith. You know, pe people.
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  Speaker 1: Pablo got a song out on this album that he
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  Speaker 1: came out with back in two thousands, something called Diary
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  Speaker 1: of a Center. I'm not a big hip hop fan,
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  Speaker 1: so I ain't trying to flex that information. It's just
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  Speaker 1: happens to be my favorite hip hop album I've ever heard.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know the name of the song, but one
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  Speaker 1: of the lyrics is um he says, uh uh uh.
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  Speaker 1: He was talking about being down half a tank of gas,
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  Speaker 1: two cigarettes, scraping up change in an ash tray. But
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  Speaker 1: I realized it was only a test of my faith
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  Speaker 1: and right when he was about to give up something,
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  Speaker 1: jumped off for it. But I see, I've been in
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  Speaker 1: that situation where I've been down to a half a
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  Speaker 1: tank of gas and I was scraping up changing an
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  Speaker 1: ass track. I think a lot of people can relate
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  Speaker 1: to that. But off the heels of almost all of
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  Speaker 1: my mishaps and demises came a success story. Because it
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  Speaker 1: is a test of your faith. It is do you
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  Speaker 1: really want what you say you want? Are you really
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  Speaker 1: determined as you think you are? Are you really gonna
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  Speaker 1: trust in me like you say you trust in me?
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  Speaker 1: Are you going to wait like you say you're gonna wait?
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  Speaker 1: Are you gonna lose your patience and go take matters
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  Speaker 1: into your own hands? Because I can't tell you the
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  Speaker 1: mistakes I've made like that, I've taken matters into my
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  Speaker 1: own hands and had some just messed up everything, just
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  Speaker 1: rushing because I wanted now, so I, you know, sign
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  Speaker 1: a deal here that ain't really that good a deal,
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  Speaker 1: but I'm signing it because I need to make this now.
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  Speaker 1: I need to try to push this to happen, and
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  Speaker 1: and then and then when the big deal was around
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  Speaker 1: the corner, I couldn't cause I was into this little
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  Speaker 1: deal had I just waited, man, had I just waited
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  Speaker 1: and not not lost patience. What God had for me
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  Speaker 1: was just around the corner. And that's what happened to
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  Speaker 1: a lot of us. We we lose, we lose sight
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  Speaker 1: of what we you know, there's you ever heard, just
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  Speaker 1: heard people say, Look, if you're gonna if you're gonna
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  Speaker 1: pray about it, don't worry about it. If you're gonna
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  Speaker 1: worry about it, then don't pray about it. And that's
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  Speaker 1: I was just in that cycle. I pray about it,
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  Speaker 1: then wear myself to death. Then where myself didn't pray
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  Speaker 1: about it, and I just got all out of scene.
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  Speaker 1: But what I learned was that on the road to success,
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  Speaker 1: you got to be prepared for it to take a minute,
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  Speaker 1: and don't give up, because right when something terrible is
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  Speaker 1: going down in your life, there's a bright side somewhere,
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  Speaker 1: there is a turning point for you. All it is
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  Speaker 1: is a test of your faith. I had two women
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  Speaker 1: on my show the other day. We're just sitting on
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  Speaker 1: stage just crying, man, because they had been blindsided. Their
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  Speaker 1: husbands came in and just said I'm leaving, I want
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  Speaker 1: a divorce, and they didn't see it coming, and this
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  Speaker 1: one lady was saying, well, who am I if I'm
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  Speaker 1: not his wife? Who am I? She had a twenty
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  Speaker 1: one year old son, Who am I if I'm not
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  Speaker 1: his wife? Well, you know what. The long story. I
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  Speaker 1: had some experts here to give him some help and
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  Speaker 1: what to do. This guy wrote his wife a five
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  Speaker 1: and fifty dollar check and just said here, here it is.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not giving you nothing else, and he walked out.
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  Speaker 1: I said, oh my goodness, man, this one was devastated,
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  Speaker 1: but that there's an opportunity here. There's an opportunity in
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  Speaker 1: losing what you think is losing your husband and your
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  Speaker 1: primary breadwinner. Is a discuss A is a chance to discover,
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  Speaker 1: well who am I? You know, if you've been lost
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  Speaker 1: in this world talking about who am I? If I'm
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  Speaker 1: not his wife? Well, here's a gonna be a great
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  Speaker 1: time for you discover who you really are. And then
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  Speaker 1: he could also be a great time for you to
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  Speaker 1: discover a man that really does love you and standing
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  Speaker 1: by you. Be. All of my successes have come off
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  Speaker 1: for heels of great demise. Think about it, y'all. Stay patient,
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  Speaker 1: God is all We's coming. You're listening. Steve Harvey Morning Show.
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  Speaker 1: Eighteen minutes after that, our surprised we stayed. Yeah, we're
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  Speaker 1: still here, lovely day. She couldn't leave when the came
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  Speaker 1: in ours We're at the Lovely comfortence sweet, that's a bonus.
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  Speaker 1: I did that because Steve Jobs. I like Steve. Yeah, Apple,
• 12:33
  Speaker 1: I said Steve Jobs because I'm trying to come up well. Anyway,
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  Speaker 1: we are here broadcasting live from Comfort Sweets on seven
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  Speaker 1: Mile Beach in Grand Cayman Island. So blessed to be
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  Speaker 1: here because it is beautiful, especially if you came from
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  Speaker 1: a cold climate like Steve chic not a cloud in
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  Speaker 1: the scale, it's perfect weather. I'm not mad at all.
• 13:02
  Speaker 1: You know what I think they should do with Chicago.
• 13:05
  Speaker 1: It's a beautiful city, got great people, restaurant. I think
• 13:08
  Speaker 1: they should close in the winter, the whole city. I
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  Speaker 1: used to feel that way when I was little. I
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  Speaker 1: mean shut it down, shut it down for the winter.
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  Speaker 1: That everybody come back in the spring or summer. But
• 13:23
  Speaker 1: shut it down with pate. Yes, go someplace warm like islands.
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  Speaker 1: Talk to the President because if anybody is saying other
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  Speaker 1: than me, he'll say it. When when doesn't start to
• 13:36
  Speaker 1: warm up in Chicago, Jill not now. They don't do spring.
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  Speaker 1: They do winter and summer, summer three and a half
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  Speaker 1: weeks or summer, then on back two weeks a fall.
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  Speaker 1: And it's only crazy. Really, it's amazing how people still
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  Speaker 1: live there. And yeah, grew up there, did no I
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  Speaker 1: to grew up there. That's why I don't live there anymore.
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  Speaker 1: I love Chicago. It's a great, great city. It's not
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  Speaker 1: the city we grew up in. Of course, it's quite
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  Speaker 1: different now. I mean, you know, with all the stuff
• 14:09
  Speaker 1: that's going on. But yeah, the winters were unbelievable. I mean,
• 14:14
  Speaker 1: you know, we lived for summer in Chicago. You live
• 14:17
  Speaker 1: for summer. You just live for it. Now, you missed
• 14:21
  Speaker 1: the Blackstone Range and the Disciples. I missed him. You
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  Speaker 1: missed him. At least you can live, Yeah, but you
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  Speaker 1: could come back tomorrow. It's well, you know, seasons are temporary.
• 14:37
  Speaker 1: But they didn't get the memo, not at all. And
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  Speaker 1: that lake effect from Lake Michigan. The Hawk bad baby.
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  Speaker 1: That's how you know. I'm on the island. I'm smoking
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  Speaker 1: a cigar and in order to drink. It's six o'clock
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  Speaker 1: in the morning. What is that a margarita? I don't
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  Speaker 1: I don't know. It looks like a mar Oh I
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  Speaker 1: had one of these in my life. Shares ever had
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  Speaker 1: one of these in my life? We have my must.
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  Speaker 1: The only time I have vodka's when I'm eaking caveall
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  Speaker 1: ice cold vodka and caviall. Is that a good comm
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  Speaker 1: that's what you posted. Drink You're gonna switch, tom You're not.
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  Speaker 1: You're not a Timmy drink Hennessy, but everything I don't drinking,
• 15:24
  Speaker 1: y'all keep saying. And I've been left him. Man, oh,
• 15:28
  Speaker 1: you left it away from it, stealing your sisters. He
• 15:34
  Speaker 1: left it in the room. It's still in your system. Time.
• 15:39
  Speaker 1: I can not do that because you have drunk as Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: like what earlier this week when Tuesday was that about?
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  Speaker 1: That wasn't That wasn't what that was. I'll tell you
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  Speaker 1: all later, but that was Tommy. We're gonna five mile run.
• 15:54
  Speaker 1: He stirs up the old Hennessy that's still in this
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  Speaker 1: drug and he runs every day, doesn't come back highs hell,
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  Speaker 1: ain't drink nothing. I ain't seen him drink. He ain't nine.
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  Speaker 1: He gave it up, but he got enough in his
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  Speaker 1: system drunk moment he got Hennessey that's in the line
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  Speaker 1: and his kidney and and if he run an exercise
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  Speaker 1: it drifts off into the blue. He needs to drink
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  Speaker 1: some water to get that out. Man, go on a
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  Speaker 1: cleanse or something. It's go. It's pinot Gris yet. Oh yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that's what you drink now and can well you are?
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  Speaker 1: That was the latest thing? Is you didn't change just
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  Speaker 1: staying to just stay on me. Yeah, it's getting hot
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  Speaker 1: now it is. I see, it's out of sink. They
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  Speaker 1: both come at the same time. Didn't they knock each
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  Speaker 1: other down? Didn't they go away? Oh yeah, its Chris
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  Speaker 1: Barrow to fix it some the fixing when you're clothes
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  Speaker 1: sticking to you at six summer in the morning. It's yeah,
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  Speaker 1: it's hot. Yeah. But it's a big weekend this weekend,
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  Speaker 1: Valentine's State weekends. Yes, well it's yeah, yeah, the Grammys. Yeah. Hey,
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  Speaker 1: we're working tonight, me and Junior baby Bill, North Carolina
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  Speaker 1: Tonight show. Yeah, something I supposed to be doing. I know,
• 17:28
  Speaker 1: that's right. And tomorrow's tupil Lit Mississippi. Right, but we're
• 17:31
  Speaker 1: jumping off our Southern fried comedy tool jumps off tonight
• 17:36
  Speaker 1: and North Carolina. Who's on it? It's myself it's Junior
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  Speaker 1: and all our boys from Houston, and of course Eugene
• 17:43
  Speaker 1: will show up from time to time, so you don't
• 17:45
  Speaker 1: you don't name the dude from Houston. We just say
• 17:47
  Speaker 1: I bought us from the carib I don't nobody know. Yeah,
• 17:50
  Speaker 1: well I bought us from the Cariboo. Is you got
• 17:55
  Speaker 1: a good tour going? Who is it? Who the guy?
• 17:57
  Speaker 1: You got? Marcus Wilder? Marcus wild is actually on. You're
• 18:00
  Speaker 1: onaring the Adam Show? Funny, It's all get out. You
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  Speaker 1: got a Lisa dick Eli just got to finishing his
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  Speaker 1: second uh one man show on Comedy Central. Off the Chain.
• 18:12
  Speaker 1: Billy's a real you can catch Billy's a real on.
• 18:14
  Speaker 1: I'll never be on there. What's the show on MTV? Wild?
• 18:18
  Speaker 1: Who want to talk about your mama? There's your mama?
• 18:20
  Speaker 1: No no, no, I going wild up. I'm going on
• 18:23
  Speaker 1: that to fight. But it's fun. Shout out to Nick Cannon.
• 18:29
  Speaker 1: I just walked out there and just clocking Nick, And
• 18:33
  Speaker 1: you know what on that show? Nothing is everything? Everything?
• 18:40
  Speaker 1: I saw Amber Rose on that one. Yeah, put in work. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I can't do it. I ain't good. Yeah, I don't
• 18:48
  Speaker 1: see you doing that show. STI because you would get mad,
• 18:52
  Speaker 1: kill everybody. But you're on the team. So you're on
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  Speaker 1: the black team and the platinum team. He beat in us,
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  Speaker 1: his whole team, and the opposed say something from it.
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  Speaker 1: It wouldn't go well, it wouldn't Friday baby, all right.
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  Speaker 1: When we come back from the break at thirty four
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  Speaker 1: after the hour, Steve something funny, I ain't gonna do
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  Speaker 1: good on a while enough because I do that old
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  Speaker 1: crap like what your mama did did It's an elevator
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  Speaker 1: she did. All right, Get ready for a little known
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  Speaker 1: Black History Month facts coming up we go. Boy, you're
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  Speaker 1: listening Steve hard Morning, Good morning, everybody coming up next,
• 19:42
  Speaker 1: study something funny, man. This was one ignorant moment we
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  Speaker 1: had and you got this phone. This is just one
• 19:52
  Speaker 1: ignorant moment. We're gonna play this for your thirty something funny.
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  Speaker 1: You know, we had so many calls posting social media
• 20:01
  Speaker 1: from our caller Otis. Remember when Otis calls, Yes, Kansas City, Yes,
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  Speaker 1: oh man, this is your favorite Steve, take a listen
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  Speaker 1: to that. Yeah, let's go to the phone. Shirley, who
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  Speaker 1: you got all right, let's go to line line to uh, Steve,
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  Speaker 1: you donna love this name. I'm just gonna tell you
• 20:19
  Speaker 1: you're gonna love it. Line to otis out of Missouri.
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  Speaker 1: Otis Steve. What's going on? Man? What's up? Otis? Man? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: my name is Otis Hooker Baby, I was just hooker,
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  Speaker 1: oldist hook But he said all that. Hey, frankball man,
• 20:38
  Speaker 1: I want to say, hey, congratulation everybody coming back to
• 20:41
  Speaker 1: Kansas City. Man, you know, because we because we need y'all, man,
• 20:46
  Speaker 1: We need y'all here. Some some souls have been broken,
• 20:50
  Speaker 1: some some some down people may need to be back up. Steve,
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  Speaker 1: you do that, you and the crew man, and then
• 20:57
  Speaker 1: that's what we're here. We know what y'all was only
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  Speaker 1: with the folk absolutely man. Yeah, man, that's what we're here.
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  Speaker 1: Fault you don't have to go there. Yeah, but thank
• 21:09
  Speaker 1: you Otis. I mean for a wee argo you don't
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  Speaker 1: because I'm one of them, you know, I look forward here,
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  Speaker 1: my man, Steve, you do get serious and kill people
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  Speaker 1: how you feel? So you know if the pressing moss
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  Speaker 1: are making man so guess but that don't feel you know? Yeah? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: hell yeah that high gonna be hey, holding you know
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  Speaker 1: how I know that how I'm gonna be go to
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  Speaker 1: how we know while you've been going. Now that shut
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  Speaker 1: the door. Shut the door for you, let all out.
• 21:52
  Speaker 1: That mean you gotta be black? You only hill you're
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  Speaker 1: black people. Holiday car they left there. But that's up
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  Speaker 1: this boy. You just like your daddy going literally, damn thing.
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  Speaker 1: You ain't gonna do a damn thing. All you better
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  Speaker 1: do a look, you just better look. Don't come don't
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  Speaker 1: come over here. You just better look. It's ZERI to
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  Speaker 1: show me stick. I wish you would. I wish you
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  Speaker 1: would smack all in next week Friday down in Friday.
• 22:36
  Speaker 1: Now you met Robbie with rob killers. I kill olders.
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  Speaker 1: I'll kill him? Or did I be they ever been
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  Speaker 1: be talking about? You? Don't talk about it. That's what
• 22:58
  Speaker 1: I'm talking about because that I keep it real. Keep'm
• 23:03
  Speaker 1: That's what I do. I don't go, I do, I
• 23:04
  Speaker 1: ain't know. I'm a I'm a loose monkey, loose market
• 23:12
  Speaker 1: with a midget with a camera. Whats been to happen? Older?
• 23:22
  Speaker 1: I got a hot o a mick I put on you.
• 23:27
  Speaker 1: I ask him who he's picking for the game? Who
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: you older? Or who you who? When you got vibra page? Hey,
• 23:40
  Speaker 1: hey man, oh man, I don't say about this sall Shelly, Shelly,
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: why do you? Why do you start to show you
• 23:55
  Speaker 1: sell you? What are your dad? That's what I'm talking about.
• 24:01
  Speaker 1: Should it always done? You always stared stupid. She'll appreciate
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: your calling on it. But we are made our day.
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: You're listening Steve Hardy Morning Show. I'll t we're back,
• 24:33
  Speaker 1: get ready to coming up at the top of the hour.
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: We're going to the phones. But let's run that prank
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: back time with what you got dreaming of your wife.
• 24:43
  Speaker 1: People liked it, but you know that's dreaming of your wife.
• 24:48
  Speaker 1: You know he scares me sometimes. You you know you
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: ain't never dream of nobody hood even in Graham came
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: in Island. He scares me. You ain't dream about nobody
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: who just mine? You're not you ain't you ain't. You're
• 25:01
  Speaker 1: not gonna do that. You're gonna do something else. Mr
• 25:05
  Speaker 1: funny boy. Okay, hold on, hold on. You ain't dreamed
• 25:09
  Speaker 1: of Morgan Freeman man, And if you have, I'm mad
• 25:15
  Speaker 1: at you him. Have I dreamed he was chasing me
• 25:22
  Speaker 1: with a sickle and a hoody. Morgan Freeman is a
• 25:32
  Speaker 1: little black Morgan Freeman alone. But now tell me to
• 25:36
  Speaker 1: answer your question. I never have dreamed of Morgan Freeman.
• 25:38
  Speaker 1: That's it. You take your head down. I'm through with
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: Morgan because when I met him, I would have introduced myself.
• 25:45
  Speaker 1: Mr Freeman was years ago, though, Ms Freeman, how you doing?
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: I'm Steve hug H. What do you say? Name was?
• 25:51
  Speaker 1: I said Steven? He said, what do you do? Steve?
• 25:56
  Speaker 1: This is a man, a movie star, a major movie sir,
• 26:00
  Speaker 1: a Academy Award winning movie star. Okay, okay, I knew
• 26:04
  Speaker 1: you cause he flipped the car over in this city. God,
• 26:10
  Speaker 1: I didn't believe that either. He's an actor. All right,
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: let's get Torank. Hello. Hello, I'm kind of reach uh Winston.
• 26:29
  Speaker 1: He wants how you're doing? Man? This is Kevin Man.
• 26:31
  Speaker 1: I actually, uh, I work with your wife Ritteny. We
• 26:34
  Speaker 1: we we we met a couple of times. Man at
• 26:36
  Speaker 1: uh at the job. I think you might have been
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: taking a lunch of somebody I work like on on
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: the floor above her. Hey, what's up dude? Are you
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: doing today? Man? I'm doing good? Man? All right? What's up? Yeah? Yeah?
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: I wanted to reach out to you, man, and I
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: had something personal. I wanted to h let you about,
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: you know, personal. Yeah, what personal, Like, what, dude, well,
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: who is who is this? My name is Kevin? Uh
• 27:00
  Speaker 1: Like I said, Uh, I work I work on on
• 27:03
  Speaker 1: the seventh floor. Your wife is on the sixth. But
• 27:05
  Speaker 1: you know we met a couple of times, right, Yeah,
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: I know you said that. I'm trying to picture your faith.
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: What's up? Though, don't mean what's up? Okay? You're uh
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: how how is you and Renee's relationship going? Man? What
• 27:17
  Speaker 1: hows y'all's relationship going? What they got to do? What
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: you do? I mean, I mean y'all, y'all. I mean,
• 27:23
  Speaker 1: I'm just y'all been getting along and they need me,
• 27:25
  Speaker 1: Me and Renee? Fine, but what they got? Hold on?
• 27:28
  Speaker 1: Hold on on? You said you want to talk to
• 27:29
  Speaker 1: me about some person. You got some person a boy,
• 27:31
  Speaker 1: my wife? Well the person I'm like, what what I
• 27:34
  Speaker 1: wanted to tell you, man, is that for some reason, man,
• 27:36
  Speaker 1: I've been having uh off and on man, every other day,
• 27:39
  Speaker 1: I've been having these dreams at night, see dreamed, Like
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: what do well? Every one of these dreams man? Renee
• 27:47
  Speaker 1: being them? Really? So? So you you work with my wife, right,
• 27:51
  Speaker 1: and you're calling my phone telling me you haven't dreamed
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: about my wife, but just you know, why do you
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: dream about my wife? Well, it's you know what? You
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: don't work right now? No, I'm not a word right now,
• 28:02
  Speaker 1: but not not no, no, but nothing. Let me tell
• 28:04
  Speaker 1: you something. Don't be calling me telling you said I
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: have a dream about my wife. What's going on with you?
• 28:08
  Speaker 1: My wife? What's your name? Kevin? I'll tell you what.
• 28:11
  Speaker 1: I'm on my way up there right to hell now. No,
• 28:13
  Speaker 1: I'm not at the job. I'm not what you what.
• 28:16
  Speaker 1: Let's let's they get up to try to watch you.
• 28:18
  Speaker 1: W let's our face to faith you. You tell my number?
• 28:23
  Speaker 1: Let you give me my number? Answer the question? No,
• 28:25
  Speaker 1: I asked what I asked one of the guys at
• 28:27
  Speaker 1: the job for your number, man, because you know, I
• 28:28
  Speaker 1: wanted to be man and man and just talk to you.
• 28:30
  Speaker 1: You know, so ye'all sitting there, I have a conversation
• 28:33
  Speaker 1: about my wife on the job. Okay, you know what
• 28:36
  Speaker 1: this is? Uh? The show number my Paul liked. Right now,
• 28:40
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna let me call you right back. Let me
• 28:42
  Speaker 1: go on hold because nothing to hold on. You called him?
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: Come out? You have to treat them about my life. Well, man,
• 28:50
  Speaker 1: I'm just I'm just trying to be real. With you.
• 28:51
  Speaker 1: That's why I wanted to see. Yeah, and I appreciate that.
• 28:53
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna be real with you too. I'm gonna come,
• 28:56
  Speaker 1: but I wanted to want to see how your relationship
• 28:59
  Speaker 1: is going. Man. Man, if you go say what you
• 29:02
  Speaker 1: gotta say, doud okay, because see the dog. If these
• 29:04
  Speaker 1: dreams keep it happening, it must be faith, man, it
• 29:07
  Speaker 1: must be to me and hug meant for each other. Down.
• 29:11
  Speaker 1: I don't know, I don't know what you smoke. I
• 29:14
  Speaker 1: don't know who the hell you are, but I promise
• 29:16
  Speaker 1: you this. When I get off my job today, I'm
• 29:19
  Speaker 1: coming to whoop yours. And if I found out that
• 29:21
  Speaker 1: you know what have they're calling my heart and hanging up.
• 29:23
  Speaker 1: You ain't got better met fact table don't even work? Okay, okay,
• 29:26
  Speaker 1: well okay look look look let me man, man, why
• 29:28
  Speaker 1: is she and all my dreams? Man? Why is she that?
• 29:31
  Speaker 1: Don't know? Why hen you treat about? Why fun? Because
• 29:34
  Speaker 1: you should have looked at that for my wife? What
• 29:36
  Speaker 1: canda do? Is you? Man? He's doing time yesterday looking
• 29:39
  Speaker 1: at me wife? Every day? What kind of work you do? Huh?
• 29:43
  Speaker 1: You you're gonna flow? Is that why she can't beat
• 29:46
  Speaker 1: me for lunch. No, no, no, I'm in the accounting department. Man, No,
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: I don't know were you for be in the book department?
• 29:53
  Speaker 1: That it's about five more minutes. Man, don't you understand
• 29:55
  Speaker 1: that it's got to be fake if she keeps showing up?
• 29:58
  Speaker 1: You know? And then you know what? L on? What?
• 30:00
  Speaker 1: What is your last name? Dude? I got your number.
• 30:03
  Speaker 1: You said you work on the seventh floor or the
• 30:05
  Speaker 1: second flow before you work on I work on the
• 30:07
  Speaker 1: seven flour. That ain't what's your You ain't got something
• 30:09
  Speaker 1: to do? It's on last name? My last name? Well,
• 30:12
  Speaker 1: why is she showing up in my dream? Why is
• 30:14
  Speaker 1: she kissing me? And my reasons? Man, I don't let
• 30:17
  Speaker 1: me tell you something. I don't know what the hell
• 30:18
  Speaker 1: kind of dreams your has happened? But when I beat
• 30:20
  Speaker 1: you up, you gonna swear God you go with your
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: mother to the king dreams. You understand me? When I
• 30:25
  Speaker 1: get to your job tomorrow morning, I don't give it.
• 30:27
  Speaker 1: Who do you call? Let's believe it Wouna be outside
• 30:29
  Speaker 1: waiting for you making love to me. Man, in these dreams,
• 30:35
  Speaker 1: it's just passionate man. Renee love me and I love man.
• 30:38
  Speaker 1: Let's I'm calling my wife's name, calling my wife's name? What?
• 30:42
  Speaker 1: What what you want me to call you? Do you
• 30:44
  Speaker 1: know me? Do you say you know me? Right? So
• 30:46
  Speaker 1: you know why I am right a couple of times? Man?
• 30:48
  Speaker 1: If you know what I'm calling Renee? When I get
• 30:50
  Speaker 1: out there, call with you? Tell you my number. I
• 30:52
  Speaker 1: don't get you my number. Dog you you stop violent.
• 30:56
  Speaker 1: I don't even want to tell you to do they
• 30:57
  Speaker 1: gave me to do? You man to kill me? That
• 30:59
  Speaker 1: you love a dream? Sleep to kissing my wife till
• 31:02
  Speaker 1: they gave you another wife? Why is your wife kissing
• 31:04
  Speaker 1: me back? Kissing me? Dream about my wife? And I'm
• 31:09
  Speaker 1: for the car? She would I get up with you?
• 31:12
  Speaker 1: We need that you can't you have anything else you
• 31:14
  Speaker 1: want to say? Then? Case so? So? So what I'm
• 31:16
  Speaker 1: supposed to do when I'm sleep and she show up?
• 31:18
  Speaker 1: I'm supposed to your way up. I don't give what
• 31:20
  Speaker 1: you're doing yourself all I can. I'm gonna call you
• 31:23
  Speaker 1: a three way what Renee? I want you to tell
• 31:25
  Speaker 1: me what all the phone? Hey, man, I don't even
• 31:27
  Speaker 1: want to go through that. I thought we could call
• 31:28
  Speaker 1: and talk reasonable life like me and though if we
• 31:31
  Speaker 1: don't talk about there what will could come see me?
• 31:33
  Speaker 1: Place the face right now? You're coming on the phone.
• 31:35
  Speaker 1: Come see me right now, Come and see me right
• 31:37
  Speaker 1: the hell now where you met? I come see you.
• 31:40
  Speaker 1: You ain't got away show gad come see you don't
• 31:42
  Speaker 1: want to do it? Man, I'm gonna take some sleeping
• 31:44
  Speaker 1: for your so I can get back to my dream.
• 31:46
  Speaker 1: You couldn't take this floka is what you're about to take?
• 31:48
  Speaker 1: That I got, I got everything I need to know.
• 31:50
  Speaker 1: I will be on the Severn floor to my way
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: for you. I got a special delivery for your You
• 31:54
  Speaker 1: understand me? Now? What what? What? What? Let me call
• 31:57
  Speaker 1: her first? By hey, I call reneeuse me? Don't you
• 32:04
  Speaker 1: call me? How to hear? You get a numb either way?
• 32:06
  Speaker 1: How do you get my wife's number? And let me?
• 32:08
  Speaker 1: Renee called me? Man? She tells you could Oh, oh,
• 32:13
  Speaker 1: my wife's called you, so you will tell you know? Okay, okay,
• 32:16
  Speaker 1: Let me say this though to you. Let me say
• 32:18
  Speaker 1: this to you. Wants to your wife called me and
• 32:20
  Speaker 1: she wanted me to call you. Oh so my oh,
• 32:24
  Speaker 1: my wife told you would call me right? Come right?
• 32:28
  Speaker 1: But but but listen to me. Whis what my wife
• 32:32
  Speaker 1: don't call? No? She she wanted me to call you.
• 32:35
  Speaker 1: I'm nephew timming from the Steve Harvey Morning and Show.
• 32:42
  Speaker 1: Y'all wrong for that, y'all roll for that doll? You
• 32:46
  Speaker 1: know now you're wrong for that. Dog? You tell you
• 32:50
  Speaker 1: something to go to whoever came. I'm out of there.
• 32:54
  Speaker 1: Dog you call? Oh man, you over there, dude, you
• 33:00
  Speaker 1: you oh man, Hey man, I got one more thing
• 33:03
  Speaker 1: that what's the baddest that, I mean, the baddest radio
• 33:06
  Speaker 1: show in the land. You already know what the business is, man,
• 33:10
  Speaker 1: Steve Hardy Morning to Show. You're listening to the Steve
• 33:14
  Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Showing. Well, this is for the ladies. You know.
• 33:20
  Speaker 1: Valentine's Day is around the corner, and we're gonna tell
• 33:23
  Speaker 1: you some clues where you can tell if he's totally
• 33:28
  Speaker 1: hooked on you. Okay, don't worry about that, Just tell
• 33:36
  Speaker 1: me if I'm right true true true false true true
• 33:40
  Speaker 1: true false. All Right, here we go, Steve. You guys
• 33:44
  Speaker 1: will come right out and say that they've fallen hard.
• 33:47
  Speaker 1: But these gestures are some dead giveaways. All right, he
• 33:52
  Speaker 1: becomes very helpful. Yeah, were okay, Okay, so far so good? Right? Yeah,
• 33:59
  Speaker 1: you know how you guys love to feel needed. You
• 34:02
  Speaker 1: crave that feeling. So when they're when you're hooked, you
• 34:06
  Speaker 1: will invent ways to be of assistance, like mowing your
• 34:08
  Speaker 1: lawn or like changing the oil in your car. And
• 34:12
  Speaker 1: it's more practical than romantic. We know that. But his
• 34:15
  Speaker 1: heart is in the right place right see. Yeah, Okay,
• 34:22
  Speaker 1: you're happy just to hang. A guy is happy just
• 34:25
  Speaker 1: to hang. When a guy is fully invested in being
• 34:28
  Speaker 1: around you, he's content to chill, just absolutely doing nothing.
• 34:33
  Speaker 1: Um touch. So it's a good sign when you start
• 34:40
  Speaker 1: seeing him more often, even if your time together is
• 34:43
  Speaker 1: less planned out. You're just hanging out. You're just you know,
• 34:46
  Speaker 1: you don't have to She didn't here for two hours
• 34:53
  Speaker 1: and not touch. It just says when a guy is
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: fully invested all around you, we'll do something. I watched it,
• 35:07
  Speaker 1: you know what I do Sometimes when they get him
• 35:09
  Speaker 1: go to the restroom. I hit the fast forward on
• 35:11
  Speaker 1: the movie come back forward. Yeah, but didn't put it on. Paula.
• 35:19
  Speaker 1: We're fun to get to the end because you have plans.
• 35:23
  Speaker 1: All right, Well, the whole baby is this I don't know, baby,
• 35:28
  Speaker 1: this movie ain't good. This movie things remind him of you.
• 35:35
  Speaker 1: If he's emailing you funny websites he's found or says
• 35:39
  Speaker 1: he saw something in the story you'd like. It proves
• 35:42
  Speaker 1: you're on his brain full time and becoming part of
• 35:44
  Speaker 1: his inner world at that point. You know, I was
• 35:47
  Speaker 1: watching these two gorillas down there, and I just thought
• 35:49
  Speaker 1: about us. Man. Yeah, that's from from just a big
• 35:55
  Speaker 1: pot belly. He gives you angry at Okay, here's another one.
• 36:03
  Speaker 1: He gives you a sweet nickname. Men only use tender
• 36:06
  Speaker 1: terminology like pet names once they're comfortable being vulnerable around you. Yeah,
• 36:11
  Speaker 1: my man, My my daddy one time took us to
• 36:13
  Speaker 1: the zoo and his description of the ranger than that
• 36:20
  Speaker 1: looks just like that's my father. Look at that damn
• 36:27
  Speaker 1: rang of thing. Just like all the animals at the
• 36:33
  Speaker 1: zoo reminded my daddy a relative. They're gonna need them,
• 36:39
  Speaker 1: just a rhino. They're gonna need to look at it. Well,
• 36:41
  Speaker 1: just look slew footage and look like a hard ship.
• 36:45
  Speaker 1: Look at that. I went through the whole zoo of
• 36:49
  Speaker 1: my daddy talking about people go your mama, pastor what
• 36:56
  Speaker 1: hya look at him? And all they ask for me?
• 37:00
  Speaker 1: I damn, what what about the pet names? Is that
• 37:03
  Speaker 1: a true one too? Steve pet name, Yeah, you got
• 37:05
  Speaker 1: your little pet names. Oh yeah, it's gotta be pet names.
• 37:09
  Speaker 1: Can't be nothing sexual like ca' you know, like can't
• 37:14
  Speaker 1: calling it short looking like all that? What can be
• 37:17
  Speaker 1: the nickname? But it can't be you know, like all that,
• 37:20
  Speaker 1: All that can't be your nickname. Now that's sure for
• 37:23
  Speaker 1: all that ain't. Oh it's going to look at all
• 37:27
  Speaker 1: that right there. You know what I'm gonna call You're
• 37:29
  Speaker 1: gonna call you all that? See right there? Ain't good. No,
• 37:33
  Speaker 1: it's a sweet nickname that he'll give you. That's but
• 37:36
  Speaker 1: you know, if your nickname is food related, that's saying
• 37:38
  Speaker 1: a lot about you too, like pumpkin pie, cookie, pound cake,
• 37:44
  Speaker 1: you know, poundcake, roast, you had to go there, roast,
• 37:53
  Speaker 1: sexy or cute? Ain't shoulder cut your girl brought out?
• 38:07
  Speaker 1: All right, I a good nickname. You know, if they
• 38:12
  Speaker 1: got a nickname, they're kind of being cute with you.
• 38:14
  Speaker 1: That's cool. Okay, So you agree, you've you've agreed with
• 38:17
  Speaker 1: all of these. Actually, oh things remind him of you.
• 38:21
  Speaker 1: He gives you a sweet nickname, he's happy just to
• 38:24
  Speaker 1: hang out with you, but he becomes really helpful. M hmm.
• 38:31
  Speaker 1: If you see a man spin on another dude about you, Oh,
• 38:35
  Speaker 1: I'll tell you right off, Betty when he's spining on
• 38:38
  Speaker 1: another dude, even if it's his homeboy. Yeah, if you
• 38:40
  Speaker 1: get defensive bout it or checker dude, he man, no
• 38:44
  Speaker 1: dog all that around my girl ain't what we do.
• 38:47
  Speaker 1: I like it. I like it. Yeah, guys, if he
• 38:52
  Speaker 1: slits your tie, that's a show sign. That's not a
• 38:57
  Speaker 1: that didn't make the list. It's been a sign though. Yeah,
• 39:03
  Speaker 1: well it's cons you know. Some of the list can
• 39:07
  Speaker 1: come from magazines like black Tail. That's all. It's like
• 39:15
  Speaker 1: like you turned the corner heat right there where you
• 39:17
  Speaker 1: being sign? Yeah, that's either shot at your ex that's
• 39:27
  Speaker 1: come back around him. Yeah, that's h black You gotta
• 39:34
  Speaker 1: pick the kids up and he already got him. That's
• 39:39
  Speaker 1: that's a sack that he really care about you or
• 39:42
  Speaker 1: you him in the argument with your kids, and then
• 39:44
  Speaker 1: you hear the kids go, you ain't my daddy, and
• 39:45
  Speaker 1: you're here. I might not be your daddy, but where
• 39:48
  Speaker 1: the hell he has? That's a sign. Sah, he's there,
• 39:55
  Speaker 1: kep the keeper kid you and correcting threatening your his
• 40:04
  Speaker 1: your ex? Do your children? You know when I see
• 40:08
  Speaker 1: your punking as daddy. Yeah, come come in your daddy
• 40:12
  Speaker 1: got one more time. Next time you go over there
• 40:16
  Speaker 1: on visitation, you tell him, yeah, right there, he's a keeper. Yeah,
• 40:30
  Speaker 1: you're listening, Steve. I taught more calls on how did
• 40:36
  Speaker 1: you know your mate wasn't one? Eight seven seven twenty nine, Steve,
• 40:44
  Speaker 1: we got a lot of calls and posts on social
• 40:46
  Speaker 1: media and the question of the day, y'alls, how did
• 40:51
  Speaker 1: you know your mate wasn't one? M? Or what made
• 40:56
  Speaker 1: you think they found out? They would? All right, let's
• 40:59
  Speaker 1: go to the phone. We're doing this in honor of
• 41:01
  Speaker 1: Valentine's Day next Tuesday. How did you know your mate
• 41:04
  Speaker 1: was the one? Or? Or I love the R got her?
• 41:13
  Speaker 1: And then all right, let's go to line one. Stephen
• 41:18
  Speaker 1: talk to James from Texas. Hey, James, Yes, sir, how
• 41:22
  Speaker 1: are you doing? Man? Hey, samily, how y'all doing? We're
• 41:25
  Speaker 1: doing good? Hey man? When you met your girl? Man,
• 41:28
  Speaker 1: how did you know she was the one? Well? See,
• 41:31
  Speaker 1: I was at the club and I saw my wife
• 41:34
  Speaker 1: far at the table. You know, I was the type
• 41:36
  Speaker 1: of person who used to get it at that time.
• 41:40
  Speaker 1: So when we met, I gave her my phone number.
• 41:43
  Speaker 1: She didn't call me for a whole two months. Wow,
• 41:47
  Speaker 1: And I was like, man, Then when I saw I
• 41:50
  Speaker 1: had an attitude, YEA had attitude, you didn't call me?
• 41:55
  Speaker 1: I went off, she laughing at me. So so when
• 42:01
  Speaker 1: we did get together, she when't got my name tattooed
• 42:04
  Speaker 1: on her chest. I didn't. I didn't see if I
• 42:07
  Speaker 1: didn't get it, I didn't get it for all we
• 42:09
  Speaker 1: knew each other for a whole year. And Steve, Yeah,
• 42:14
  Speaker 1: when she put the name on a chest though, she
• 42:17
  Speaker 1: put I guess it was. I guess you know. Sometimes
• 42:21
  Speaker 1: sometimes you know, God knows what you need. We don't
• 42:26
  Speaker 1: sometimes all the time. Yeah, yeah, all the time him.
• 42:31
  Speaker 1: Y'all dated for a year. Yeah, she tattooed your name
• 42:36
  Speaker 1: on her chest. Yeah, James across the front, James, when you,
• 42:44
  Speaker 1: when you, when you, when you, when you live in,
• 42:47
  Speaker 1: when you live in the way you're living. You don't
• 42:49
  Speaker 1: know the things like that. Now that you know, you know,
• 42:52
  Speaker 1: it gives a different perspective. When we've been married now
• 42:55
  Speaker 1: going on seventeen years. Yeah, yas I manage you something,
• 43:00
  Speaker 1: do you have her name tattooed on your chest? No, sir, No,
• 43:06
  Speaker 1: So if it wouldn't have worked out, she'd had to
• 43:08
  Speaker 1: go put King James on there to make it just
• 43:15
  Speaker 1: walking around with James. Had to put King James. What's
• 43:17
  Speaker 1: your wife's name, Jane, Huh, what's your wife's name? Her
• 43:22
  Speaker 1: name is Debora de Yeah, that's a nice name. Yeah yeah,
• 43:29
  Speaker 1: get that put on your chest, Jane. Okay, I will,
• 43:35
  Speaker 1: I will. I hope you don't go to jail there
• 43:37
  Speaker 1: with deb It sounds like he's still in love too.
• 43:39
  Speaker 1: I like that. M Yeah, all right, James, thank you,
• 43:44
  Speaker 1: Like some of us who getting married and be confused
• 43:47
  Speaker 1: about the rules of marriage. Yes, yes, if you throw
• 43:53
  Speaker 1: a rock, all right, let's go to line too and
• 43:57
  Speaker 1: talk to Arlene from Illinois. Early. Can't get that tattooed
• 44:03
  Speaker 1: on Crew, I love you, Shirley Strawberry, dirty Strawberry letters
• 44:06
  Speaker 1: off the chain. Yes, okay. So the first I want
• 44:12
  Speaker 1: to say, Steve to heck with on the Super Bowl talk.
• 44:15
  Speaker 1: I was thoroughly disappointed in the pistol quality at the commercial.
• 44:18
  Speaker 1: That's all I'm saying about that. I don't want to
• 44:19
  Speaker 1: get you started to just to get that out exactly. Okay,
• 44:25
  Speaker 1: So I want you guys to do this forever. I
• 44:27
  Speaker 1: love my men, and I love my man's dirty draws
• 44:30
  Speaker 1: love to death. He bring it so he bring it doughty.
• 44:38
  Speaker 1: And you know what tim me, I do every two
• 44:40
  Speaker 1: weeks and you know when he's such a great man,
• 44:42
  Speaker 1: he go with me. Look at that he poked the
• 44:44
  Speaker 1: beads in an alkalandrina and batty snacks. I'm there. Ain't
• 44:47
  Speaker 1: that sleep all right? And he bring it to don't
• 44:50
  Speaker 1: it right? I'm nothing to have a dot to draw conversation,
• 44:55
  Speaker 1: but I'm not going to into time like what is laugh?
• 45:02
  Speaker 1: He braying it don't seven forty. That's what happened. You
• 45:10
  Speaker 1: need a grown man loving sometimes you need to happen.
• 45:13
  Speaker 1: You need to happen to you from a grown man
• 45:15
  Speaker 1: on the don't experience. All right, more calls? How did
• 45:20
  Speaker 1: you know your mate was the one? Or how did
• 45:22
  Speaker 1: you know? Uh, your mate wasn't the one? You're listening to?
• 45:31
  Speaker 1: All right, Steve Junior, Tommy, we know you have some
• 45:34
  Speaker 1: stories about your past relationships. Uh please tell us that
• 45:38
  Speaker 1: to this craziest stories ever I got him for you.
• 45:43
  Speaker 1: Hey here, I want to hear yours all us your
• 45:54
  Speaker 1: comedian and one night at the comic he was a
• 45:59
  Speaker 1: young everything. Yeah, still young, but it was two thousand
• 46:02
  Speaker 1: for I just came off stage and this girl told
• 46:04
  Speaker 1: me to come in. She said, you're really funny. You've
• 46:05
  Speaker 1: got a lot of potential, you know. And we started dating.
• 46:08
  Speaker 1: But about three months in I didn't moved in with
• 46:11
  Speaker 1: that's all. It took about three months while homeless at
• 46:13
  Speaker 1: the time. You know, I was not homes home. I
• 46:14
  Speaker 1: couldn't stay at my mama house no more so, so
• 46:18
  Speaker 1: I said, okay, cool, I said, well, look, I don't
• 46:20
  Speaker 1: make a lot of money. I said, I probably I
• 46:22
  Speaker 1: can help out around here with like the light bill,
• 46:25
  Speaker 1: water bill. That's all I had. So we had been
• 46:28
  Speaker 1: dating and money had been coming up short and everything,
• 46:30
  Speaker 1: and I didn't have any money. So the lights had
• 46:33
  Speaker 1: got cut off. That was my responsibility, and she had
• 46:39
  Speaker 1: been paying it. So fast forward, I found out exactly
• 46:42
  Speaker 1: how long a woman will believe in your dream. Eighteen months,
• 46:46
  Speaker 1: that's all she had. I was on the couch, sleep
• 46:50
  Speaker 1: in the dog because the lights were known. She just
• 46:52
  Speaker 1: came in and said, get up, get up, and get out,
• 46:56
  Speaker 1: and she had already packed my stuff. I didn't even
• 46:58
  Speaker 1: know she was in the dog getting close together. She's
• 47:03
  Speaker 1: filled around in the throng, got air sing, put my
• 47:07
  Speaker 1: stuff on the porch with me and called my mama,
• 47:09
  Speaker 1: told her come get your son. He I thought that
• 47:13
  Speaker 1: was the one, But that's it. Eighteen months. If you
• 47:16
  Speaker 1: ain't got I don't care what it is you do.
• 47:17
  Speaker 1: If you're a plumber, if you ain't fixing pipes in
• 47:19
  Speaker 1: eighteen months, they is through. I don't care what your
• 47:22
  Speaker 1: dream is if you if you're a truck driver, you
• 47:25
  Speaker 1: ain't on the road of eighteen months? That dream, isn't it?
• 47:30
  Speaker 1: They don't do it no more months? Tommy man, My
• 47:35
  Speaker 1: worst one is I had a girl. You got mad
• 47:39
  Speaker 1: at me because I accidentally slept with her mama. Accident.
• 47:46
  Speaker 1: But it was an accident, and you are to be
• 47:49
  Speaker 1: able to forgive me for an accident. Now, once you
• 47:53
  Speaker 1: tell me that you're gonna leave the dough crack and
• 47:57
  Speaker 1: you're the second dough on the right, but the way
• 48:00
  Speaker 1: you was looking at it, you was really the second
• 48:02
  Speaker 1: though on the left. So if I go in the
• 48:05
  Speaker 1: second dough on the right and I'm in there with
• 48:08
  Speaker 1: your mama, the lights was all see all this is
• 48:11
  Speaker 1: an accident. But when you ome up the door and
• 48:14
  Speaker 1: see me with your mama, that don't mean we got
• 48:17
  Speaker 1: the break off what we got. You just got to
• 48:20
  Speaker 1: accept the fact that you gave me the wrong direction.
• 48:23
  Speaker 1: How bad you gave me the wrong direction. This is
• 48:26
  Speaker 1: an accident. I accidentally slept with your MoMA. Happened, so
• 48:32
  Speaker 1: you didn't smell a liniment. I'm sorry. I'm sorry, And
• 48:43
  Speaker 1: if you're still listening, I'm sorry. I didn't mean that.
• 48:46
  Speaker 1: But the fact that you broke up with me, I
• 48:48
  Speaker 1: continued to your Oh god, you ain't been through nothing
• 48:51
  Speaker 1: like y'all. When we come back after the breaking for that,
• 48:55
  Speaker 1: after that hour time, I got a break phone call
• 48:58
  Speaker 1: you even morning. Alright, we're back coming up at the
• 49:05
  Speaker 1: top of the hour with y'all. Y'all here, you're looking up,
• 49:08
  Speaker 1: you know, y'all get down here, and y'all don't participate
• 49:10
  Speaker 1: no much, Steve. They got scuba diving going on over
• 49:13
  Speaker 1: there in the pool. And yeah, I like the bartender.
• 49:17
  Speaker 1: I know you do. Yeah, yeah, Junior like the bartender. Yeah,
• 49:24
  Speaker 1: she married him. Yeah, I know why the bar has
• 49:28
  Speaker 1: opened this earlier. Yeah, thank you you well hello, Steve,
• 49:32
  Speaker 1: Oh you got pooled? Oh yeah, no, I didn't get
• 49:34
  Speaker 1: no drink cause her drink she making him. She's way
• 49:37
  Speaker 1: too much in here. Ain't no pineapple in here. Listen,
• 49:42
  Speaker 1: ain't nothing but voting. I don't know what the yellow
• 49:44
  Speaker 1: stuff he isn't it ain't pino. I made a stick
• 49:48
  Speaker 1: at you. Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach out Kaylin, Kylin.
• 49:57
  Speaker 1: Oh no, she's not here right now? Who's speaking? Uh?
• 50:00
  Speaker 1: This is Dr Albert Listen. I was giving a car.
• 50:02
  Speaker 1: Are you able to leave a message for it for me? Yeah? Yeah, okay?
• 50:05
  Speaker 1: Would you let her know her sessions will be on
• 50:07
  Speaker 1: Wednesdays at seven third What sessions you're talking about? Sessions? Well,
• 50:12
  Speaker 1: actually she signed up for a class. Uh, an eight
• 50:15
  Speaker 1: week class and it's every Wednesday night at seven thirty. Okay,
• 50:18
  Speaker 1: what what? What classes are you talking about? What kind
• 50:21
  Speaker 1: of class? This is? Love etcetera? Have you heard of us? No? Okay,
• 50:25
  Speaker 1: well let me kind of give you a little briefing here.
• 50:28
  Speaker 1: Kaylin actually came in and filled out to take some classes,
• 50:31
  Speaker 1: and um, we love etcetera. So we teach different things. Um,
• 50:35
  Speaker 1: what is it like a seminar or something? Well, you
• 50:37
  Speaker 1: we we teach poor play, intimacy, sensual massages and things
• 50:42
  Speaker 1: like that. And she I was actually here when she
• 50:44
  Speaker 1: came and filled out the paperwork. She said she wanted
• 50:47
  Speaker 1: to screwce up her love life with her husband. Are
• 50:50
  Speaker 1: you her husband? Yeah? Yeah, I'm I'm my husband. But
• 50:53
  Speaker 1: what I'm saying is is it's like a like a
• 50:55
  Speaker 1: joint thing. Am I supposed to be there or something? No? No, no, no, no,
• 50:58
  Speaker 1: this is actually her wanting to Actually I'm uh, if
• 51:01
  Speaker 1: you don't know about it, I'm assuming she wants to
• 51:03
  Speaker 1: surprise you and show you some different things. When when
• 51:06
  Speaker 1: she finishes her sessions? So when did uh? When when
• 51:10
  Speaker 1: did she come in? Like she came in? Where where
• 51:11
  Speaker 1: are y'all located? First of all, Okay, she actually came
• 51:14
  Speaker 1: in a couple of weeks ago and she filled out
• 51:16
  Speaker 1: the paperwork. We're in the downtown area. She filled it out.
• 51:19
  Speaker 1: She said she was very excited. She wanted to do
• 51:21
  Speaker 1: some different things for her husband. We just asked if
• 51:24
  Speaker 1: she gets here a little earlier, probably fifteen minutes earlier,
• 51:26
  Speaker 1: so she can shower and put a robe on, and
• 51:28
  Speaker 1: then we can we can start class. Who whoa who
• 51:30
  Speaker 1: wa whoa whoa whoa whoa? Shower? Shower and rose? What's that?
• 51:34
  Speaker 1: What's that for? I mean, you're not you're not upset
• 51:37
  Speaker 1: about this? All right now? I mean, I ain't got
• 51:39
  Speaker 1: no problem with you know us we mean we know,
• 51:41
  Speaker 1: I mean we married a couple, you know what I mean,
• 51:42
  Speaker 1: So you know anything that spice of spice of the marriage.
• 51:44
  Speaker 1: But you know, as far as me not being involved
• 51:47
  Speaker 1: in her going out dev so and you're talking about
• 51:49
  Speaker 1: taking a bath and robe and all the other stuff. Man,
• 51:52
  Speaker 1: she don't need to be there for no, for no
• 51:53
  Speaker 1: meth like that. Man. Well, no, no, sir, it's nothing
• 51:56
  Speaker 1: like that. I mean, it's it's it's basically a class
• 51:59
  Speaker 1: where people get into much with their with their sensitive
• 52:01
  Speaker 1: side and you get to actually, you know, you learn
• 52:04
  Speaker 1: about four play. What what taking you're talking about a week? Though?
• 52:07
  Speaker 1: Eight weeks? You must leaving? How y'all? Even eight weeks?
• 52:14
  Speaker 1: It's only one night a week. It's only on Wednesday.
• 52:16
  Speaker 1: So really you only have eight sessions, eight sessions exactly. Okay,
• 52:20
  Speaker 1: So why why didn't she had to have a role though,
• 52:22
  Speaker 1: I mean, why she not? Why she just not showing
• 52:24
  Speaker 1: up at to work or whatever. Well, you have to
• 52:26
  Speaker 1: bring your rope, sir. Everyone showers and then they put
• 52:29
  Speaker 1: their robe on and we we actually coached them through.
• 52:32
  Speaker 1: Here's how four play goes. Here's the intimacy. Here's sensual massargy.
• 52:36
  Speaker 1: No no, no, no, fam you you get you getting
• 52:38
  Speaker 1: it twisted. What I'm asking you is you you You're
• 52:41
  Speaker 1: really not explaining yourself enough. Like what do y'all do?
• 52:44
  Speaker 1: Like like a classroom said, if I'm in the class,
• 52:48
  Speaker 1: I'm taking a class. There's nobody touching me. Ain't no,
• 52:51
  Speaker 1: ain't no cold coming off the nobody taking no group showers,
• 52:54
  Speaker 1: kaying on what you got you, saund like, what's going nothing?
• 52:58
  Speaker 1: Nothing like that at all. But we do come in
• 53:01
  Speaker 1: contact with that sensual side. Now she will have a
• 53:04
  Speaker 1: partner in class. She'll deal with that one partner. It's
• 53:08
  Speaker 1: not until the fourth session that we really get into
• 53:11
  Speaker 1: some strong physical contact. What are you talking about? What
• 53:14
  Speaker 1: are you talking about? You're talking about a partner like
• 53:17
  Speaker 1: you're talking about another woman, like some of my teammate
• 53:19
  Speaker 1: or something. What you're talking about you call another dude?
• 53:21
  Speaker 1: Everyone has the opposite sex partner. You gotta be out
• 53:24
  Speaker 1: your mind. You called why are you even? Why are
• 53:26
  Speaker 1: you even calling me with this right here? And you
• 53:30
  Speaker 1: have to understand, I'm I wasn't calling you. I was
• 53:32
  Speaker 1: trying to reach miss Klin. I don't care. Who are
• 53:34
  Speaker 1: you trying to reach man. You call in my house
• 53:36
  Speaker 1: talking about my wife on some role that some partners
• 53:40
  Speaker 1: and and they don't get physical to the fourth session.
• 53:42
  Speaker 1: The kara will be no physical at all, sir. Basically,
• 53:44
  Speaker 1: your wife is trying to surprise you with a good thing. No, no, no, no,
• 53:48
  Speaker 1: hold on you just hold on, gonna get this straighten
• 53:50
  Speaker 1: down real quick. Hold on, wait wait, wait, wait, what
• 53:52
  Speaker 1: are you what are you doing? I'm gonna call my wife,
• 53:54
  Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying. What you don't understand she's trying
• 53:56
  Speaker 1: to It's not good for you to call. She wants
• 53:58
  Speaker 1: to surprise you my wife. You me hand on my
• 54:00
  Speaker 1: wife the way I want to handle it. You hold on,
• 54:02
  Speaker 1: hold on this true. You called me back when you
• 54:06
  Speaker 1: get this message, called me back at the house as
• 54:08
  Speaker 1: soon as you get to sir. Yeah, she wants to
• 54:12
  Speaker 1: surprise you know. Well we got surprised already, all right.
• 54:15
  Speaker 1: The first of all, she ain't gonna be coming down
• 54:17
  Speaker 1: to y'all little sessions. And when you wa do y'all
• 54:20
  Speaker 1: say y'all little do located at again, we love, ETCeteras
• 54:23
  Speaker 1: in the downtown area. How much this thing is supposed
• 54:25
  Speaker 1: to cost anyway? Well, like I said, she signed up
• 54:28
  Speaker 1: for eight sessions. It's it's uh one session per week.
• 54:31
  Speaker 1: It's one hundred dollars each session. She's already paid the
• 54:33
  Speaker 1: eight hundred dollars, sir. She what she's paid him full
• 54:37
  Speaker 1: to do all eight sessions. Man, I know well she
• 54:39
  Speaker 1: ain't paid no eight hundred dollars to y'all. She's starting
• 54:42
  Speaker 1: this coming when she won't be there. I'm gonna tell
• 54:43
  Speaker 1: you that right now. And and if you you got
• 54:45
  Speaker 1: any of that money, you got any of my money
• 54:47
  Speaker 1: down there, you better be coming back with it. I'm
• 54:50
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry downtown, y'all Downtown. I work downtown. So guess
• 54:54
  Speaker 1: what I don't will be there tomorrow to get my money?
• 54:56
  Speaker 1: You love, etcetera. Is nonrefundable when people sign for these classes.
• 55:00
  Speaker 1: You can't change your mind like that. Look, man, that's paperwork.
• 55:03
  Speaker 1: Don't don't tell me about what's not refundable, what's refundable,
• 55:07
  Speaker 1: what's not refundable. If I show up, I'm having my
• 55:09
  Speaker 1: money back right in my aim. Wouldn't make it? Would
• 55:12
  Speaker 1: you feel a little bit more comfortable if I was
• 55:14
  Speaker 1: her partner doing the sessions? Are you married, sir? Yes,
• 55:17
  Speaker 1: I am. You are okay, so let me have a
• 55:18
  Speaker 1: session with your wife. I do a year with your wife,
• 55:21
  Speaker 1: my wife. My wife works with other men in the
• 55:23
  Speaker 1: sessions that find that's fine. So I'm gonna not getting
• 55:26
  Speaker 1: wife down a lot of good you know, you know whatever,
• 55:29
  Speaker 1: and then we're gonna see how you like, sir. I'm
• 55:31
  Speaker 1: not gonna go back and forth. We don't go at
• 55:33
  Speaker 1: the foils. I'm gonna come down there. I don't get
• 55:35
  Speaker 1: my money back, and I'm gonna go out forward with
• 55:37
  Speaker 1: my with my business. And then don't call this. I
• 55:39
  Speaker 1: was no more, don't work if all wife taking name
• 55:41
  Speaker 1: off the Little Leger or whatever, ain't gonna be no
• 55:43
  Speaker 1: classes player. We're nonrefundable. I keep telling you that. Now,
• 55:48
  Speaker 1: who do you think you're waising your voice say so,
• 55:50
  Speaker 1: I'm I'm talking to you. I keep telling you we're
• 55:52
  Speaker 1: non refundable. Do don't tell me it's not refundable if
• 55:55
  Speaker 1: she goes any session yet, No, she has none. Ain't
• 55:57
  Speaker 1: using every year right, didn't use the fervors there. But
• 56:00
  Speaker 1: we've already partnered her up. We already have a partner
• 56:02
  Speaker 1: for her. About that partner, that's the part of the
• 56:05
  Speaker 1: usual wife. How about dad quit bringing my wife into
• 56:08
  Speaker 1: bringing my wife into what I'm gonna bring your wife
• 56:10
  Speaker 1: into what. Maybe the problem is you, Maybe you're not
• 56:13
  Speaker 1: doing what you need to be doing at all. I
• 56:15
  Speaker 1: think you're talking to go coming down in tomorrow to
• 56:18
  Speaker 1: come get money. You better have my money. It's gonna
• 56:21
  Speaker 1: be your please. What am I supposed to tell I don't.
• 56:26
  Speaker 1: That's part of the less He's gonna get it kicked through.
• 56:29
  Speaker 1: Do you know who her partner is, par I'm the
• 56:32
  Speaker 1: only partner she got. We partnered her up with nephew
• 56:35
  Speaker 1: Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Man, y'all, y'all
• 56:42
  Speaker 1: pay y'all play man. That's funny, man, Tommy, Tommy is
• 56:48
  Speaker 1: this time? Is this? Tommy doesn't have your time? Somebody up, man,
• 56:53
  Speaker 1: y'all play some money? Y'all playing Tommy too much? Man?
• 56:57
  Speaker 1: We got that. That's wrong. Man. You come on, Joe,
• 57:03
  Speaker 1: talk to me. What's the baddest radio show in the
• 57:06
  Speaker 1: late man? Steve? So bad? You're listening to the Steve
• 57:10
  Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show? All right, thank you, sexy nephew. Subject
• 57:21
  Speaker 1: my ex lives with my mom. Good morning, Stephen Shirley.
• 57:26
  Speaker 1: I was married to my ex husband for almost ten years.
• 57:30
  Speaker 1: In two thousand seven, we separated and the divorce was
• 57:33
  Speaker 1: finalized in two thousand ten. During the separation, I learned
• 57:38
  Speaker 1: that he moved in and was living with my mother.
• 57:43
  Speaker 1: He said he was only there until he could get
• 57:45
  Speaker 1: back on his feet. That lasted about eight months. I
• 57:49
  Speaker 1: asked my mother why and how she could allow it,
• 57:53
  Speaker 1: knowing his character, and she gave me the typical Christian answer,
• 57:59
  Speaker 1: what would Jesus do? Finally he moved out and took
• 58:03
  Speaker 1: my younger brother with him. Again. I looked at my
• 58:06
  Speaker 1: mother and soon realized, what's the point. About six to
• 58:10
  Speaker 1: eight months later, I was at her house only to
• 58:13
  Speaker 1: find out that he's back. Me and my daughter relocated
• 58:17
  Speaker 1: about six months ago, and he is still there. My
• 58:20
  Speaker 1: mom has finally seen the light and wants him gone.
• 58:24
  Speaker 1: After almost two years, he hasn't offered her a dime,
• 58:27
  Speaker 1: and he is almost four months behind on child's support.
• 58:31
  Speaker 1: How do I help my mother tell him to take
• 58:34
  Speaker 1: his black behind to his own mama's house? All right? Uh,
• 58:41
  Speaker 1: your mother's judgment is definitely off on this one. I
• 58:44
  Speaker 1: agree with you wholeheartedly. Her loyalty should be with you
• 58:48
  Speaker 1: her daughter period. That was a stab in the back
• 58:51
  Speaker 1: for her to take him in, and now he's finally
• 58:53
  Speaker 1: shown his true colors on those character issues that you
• 58:56
  Speaker 1: alluded to in the letter. I say, I say, just
• 59:01
  Speaker 1: go back to the house. Just go over there and
• 59:03
  Speaker 1: start packing his stuff. It's not that big of a deal.
• 59:06
  Speaker 1: He's not even paying her rent right now. Um, if
• 59:10
  Speaker 1: your dad is unavailable, or if he is available, asked
• 59:13
  Speaker 1: him to come and help. Uh, if you have a brother,
• 59:16
  Speaker 1: if you have an uncle, any kind of male friend,
• 59:18
  Speaker 1: asked them to come over and just help you pack
• 59:20
  Speaker 1: his stuff and move him out of that house, list
• 59:23
  Speaker 1: them to help, Steve, I don't really you know a
• 59:28
  Speaker 1: couple of things in this letter throwing me off. What
• 59:31
  Speaker 1: I ain't I ain't got nothing for you, really? So
• 59:35
  Speaker 1: you know whose side is your mama owned? You know
• 59:39
  Speaker 1: why don't your mama mind her damn business? You know
• 59:44
  Speaker 1: why your dad at all? Listen your mama. I asked
• 59:49
  Speaker 1: my mama why she could allow it knowing his cat?
• 59:54
  Speaker 1: You know you need why is he living with your mama? Where?
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  Speaker 1: Okay you ready, don't say that, stive, You don't say what?
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  Speaker 1: Thank you, Tom? What you need, Chuck? Your mama is
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  Speaker 1: your mama smiling mote is your mama missing church. Yeah's
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  Speaker 1: your mama buying extra groceries. Have you seen your mama
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  Speaker 1: skipping about this? I'm just asking you why you think
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  Speaker 1: he there? Now? Now that now that you don't want
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  Speaker 1: to deal with that, let's get to the other parts.
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  Speaker 1: This is what makes me see that she gave a
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  Speaker 1: Christian answer. What would Jesus do? Okay, First of all,
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  Speaker 1: you don't know what Jesus would do. You was not
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  Speaker 1: back in the days when he walked. You don't know
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  Speaker 1: what Jesus would do. You know, I know one thing
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  Speaker 1: he wouldn't do. He wouldn't do nothing to get on
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  Speaker 1: my nerves. That's what you got. And getting to all
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  Speaker 1: of what Jesus do? What you're gonna be my run
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  Speaker 1: for the day. Let me go to the bottom of
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  Speaker 1: this left. He been with her two years, he ain't
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  Speaker 1: over a dime, and he almost four months behind on
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 1: child support. First of all, take him to court for
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 1: child's support. That man working somewhere and he's living with
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 1: your mama. That ain't gonna look good at no court
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 1: to law get your child support? How do I help
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 1: my mother? Tell him to take his black behind to
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  Speaker 1: his own. Mama's high First, of all, try changing black
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  Speaker 1: behind to black ass. It works way better in a sentence, Steve,
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  Speaker 1: what that's what you got out of that? Take your
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 1: black behind your mama's house. Okay, right, no movement, no movement,
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  Speaker 1: But now, hell your black ass to your own mammy house. Man,
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 1: we're calling her mama, call his mother your manness. Listen,
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  Speaker 1: here's here's, here's here's a fix. Hell not take kal
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  Speaker 1: take take cal cal your black ass to your damn
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  Speaker 1: man its house. Too much that you, I'm telling you,
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 1: I've tried to stop. We come back. We're gonna go
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 1: to the old Christians saying what would Jesus do? Well?
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  Speaker 1: I got seriously think us things I think he do.
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  Speaker 1: Oh all right, listen after the break at eighteen after
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  Speaker 1: the hour, we'll have part two as came in Gunfire today.
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  Speaker 1: Strawberry Letter will be that you're listening to Steve Hardy
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 1: Morning Show. I got part to this Strawberry Letter coming
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 1: up right after this. Don't go what would Jesus do?
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  Speaker 1: People kill me with that one too one thing? I
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  Speaker 1: know for show you don't really know what Jesus would do,
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  Speaker 1: But let me speculate on just a couple of things.
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  Speaker 1: I think maybe Jesus would do. I think Jesus might
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  Speaker 1: just mind his own business. Because God is a gentleman.
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  Speaker 1: He don't invite himself in unless you invite me in. So,
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  Speaker 1: since we're talking about what Jesus would do, Mama, you know, Mama,
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  Speaker 1: I don't think Jesus would reward evil. Mm hmm. I
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  Speaker 1: think maybe, and I can't say this for show. Maybe
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  Speaker 1: Jesus to give him a stroke? Mm hmm. What is
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  Speaker 1: gonna talk about that? I think Mike go down. You know,
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  Speaker 1: everybody think they know what he would do. You don't
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  Speaker 1: know what he would do. Has anybody told you you
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  Speaker 1: ain't Jesus? Anybody you ain't Jesus. Jesus might make him homeless.
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  Speaker 1: I lived in my car for three years. Why I
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  Speaker 1: can't happen to him? He got a card on it.
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  Speaker 1: Stay in the car, Steve stayed in the car. Why
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 1: can't you stay in the car. It builds character, which
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  Speaker 1: he's lacking. Has your mama read anywhere in the Bible
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  Speaker 1: where it said Jesus let somebody stay with him. You
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 1: heard at the end, maybe in the manger. He didn't
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  Speaker 1: found nobody in that staying with you know what? Come on,
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  Speaker 1: I'm just asking you why he can't go live with
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  Speaker 1: his own mama. Jesus wouldn't have me. Thank you that
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 1: my mama was kicking it with my mate. Now that
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  Speaker 1: I will agree with you for sure for at least
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  Speaker 1: two years with paying no rent Jesus, Jesus wants you
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  Speaker 1: to pay time. I can't pay. So the next time
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 1: Christian comes up to you and one of us says,
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  Speaker 1: what would Jesus do, huh looked them dead in the
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  Speaker 1: face and said, I don't know what he do, but
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  Speaker 1: I do know that you ain't Jesus a man. Is
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  Speaker 1: your chariot? Where is your cloud? You post come back
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  Speaker 1: on where Easter the bright lights? Since I don't see
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  Speaker 1: none of that and we ain't staying in on the
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  Speaker 1: street of Gold. I'm just assumed when you please get
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  Speaker 1: out of my face so I tear yourself mess. I
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  Speaker 1: think Jesus mightself where is your mama? Jesus would have
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  Speaker 1: found his mama the little Jesus all right, Thank you, Steve.
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  Speaker 1: Today's letter is posted on Steve Harvey dot com. You
• 1:06:32
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  Speaker 1: Shirley coming up after the break at thirty four after
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  Speaker 1: the hour. A guy says he stole because Jesus wanted
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 1: him to be wealthy, Like Morgan Freeman said that Jr.
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  Speaker 1: Which is the devil down you're listening to Steve Harvey alright,
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  Speaker 1: coming up next, Shirley got a gus as he stole
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  Speaker 1: because Jesus wanted him to be wealthy. See he that's
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 1: half a true statement. Jesus does want you to be wealthy,
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  Speaker 1: was this trump? But you gotta understand something that is
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  Speaker 1: no sin. Anything God say has no sin in it.
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  Speaker 1: That's the first thing my mama told you know. God
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  Speaker 1: ain't told you to go down there and slap her
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  Speaker 1: if she run her mouth no moment. God ain't told
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 1: you that. We're lying on the Lord. Al Right, here
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  Speaker 1: we go with this stury guys. This guy says he's
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  Speaker 1: stold because Jesus wanted him to be wealthy. One man's
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  Speaker 1: explanation for stealing billions billions with a B didn't fly
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 1: with the judge, though. John Michael ask You of Lakeland, Florida, Florida,
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 1: was busted in mid December after he allegedly set up
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 1: the wire transfers from what the criminal complaint described as
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 1: a large nationally renowned financial institution, ask you successfully took
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  Speaker 1: seven billion. I'll say it again. That's billion with a
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  Speaker 1: beat dollars out of a bank using a fake routing number. Wow. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Needless to say, he left tracks and was arrested. When
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  Speaker 1: talking to investigators, he said he believed his wire transfer
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  Speaker 1: scheme would allow him to obtain the wealth listen to this,
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  Speaker 1: listen to this, to obtain the wealth that Jesus Christ
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  Speaker 1: created for him. But yeah, and that belonged to him.
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 1: He's inheritance. He's inheritance, and Jesus Christ created wealth for everyone.
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  Speaker 1: So the man is looking at five years, just five
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  Speaker 1: years in prison after agreeing to a plea deal last week.
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  Speaker 1: What well, obviously he didn't get the building, right, you
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 1: get the building, They got something you can't burning made off. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: five seems like for this. Let me ask you a question,
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  Speaker 1: Tommy Jr. If you got a billion dollars, all you
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  Speaker 1: had to do was go to prison for five years.
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 1: At the end of the five years, you got a
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 1: billion dollars, would you go to prison. I locked myself
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 1: and I'm trying to tell you now I know where
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 1: it's that I wouldn't which jail on that though prison
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 1: which jail I'm at rick Us, Well, I'm at maximum
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 1: security or federal? What are you? You're trying to say
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  Speaker 1: this one. I don't think I'm gonna do it because
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  Speaker 1: I know I ain't gonna come out of that. You
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 1: ain't gonna do it. I ain't gonna come out of that.
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  Speaker 1: I ain't gonna make the five. I ain't gonna make
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  Speaker 1: the fine. I mean, I'm trying to figure it out,
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 1: saying they're gonna take you, They're gonna take some time. No,
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  Speaker 1: I'm not going to prison for a year. You give
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  Speaker 1: me a year and I get a billion. I don't
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 1: want it. No, I'm not going to jail that long
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 1: for no billion dollars. I'm doing the five. I'm gonna
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  Speaker 1: get out because I ain't gonna bait now for five years.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not bathing. You're gonna owe everybody in there that billion.
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 1: I'm not bathe. I'm gonna be real funky in jail. Okay.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not going to prison for five years for a
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  Speaker 1: billion dollars. Okay, three years. No, I can't do it,
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  Speaker 1: he said, not even a year. I'd say you could
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 1: do thirty days, man, Let's go days for a billion.
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  Speaker 1: I am to f you to find me the radio
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  Speaker 1: fire and little bit shots, to find me underdome and
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  Speaker 1: find me the apollo fire me, harpacollars of fire me.
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  Speaker 1: And at the end of thirday, I wouldn't give a
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  Speaker 1: damn billion. Oh thirty days. I'm in there, man, fast
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  Speaker 1: for thirty days in there? You send that come out
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 1: of there looking like Dick Gregory, but Junior with you
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 1: five years? Okay, you see how much I got. Now?
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 1: Have you seen the people come over here for five
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 1: years and a long time after the third day just
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 1: to get out of tax truffle? Right now? Oh god,
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 1: you've seen some people getting jumped on on that show.
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 1: They're going there in the jail for dame. Hear what
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 1: you're saying, though, Yeah, a billion dollars, but five years
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 1: is a long time, a long time. That's a presidential
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 1: term and presidential term and some change. Right. I'll be fine.
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 1: You ain't gonna take me. I'm just at the pool smoking.
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 1: I'm looking at the little baby from to get in
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 1: there with the water wings. I was watching my grandson.
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 1: They had me in the food and by myself or
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 1: half a day, Jason, it went so well I put
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  Speaker 1: him in a little water ring, and I got tired
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 1: of watching him, so I kept pushing him out to
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  Speaker 1: the middle of the pool. Here kicked back over to
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  Speaker 1: the side. I pushed him back out there after about
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 1: six kicks, six times back trying to swim him back
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 1: to the edge. You just fell asleep in the water ring.
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 1: I gotta picture a little know in the water ring.
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 1: Just sleep with the horrible I don't like watching him work.
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 1: Take your eyes off and we come back four days
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 1: after our plus, we're going to the phone. Let's still
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 1: Junior the food. It's not a baby ship. You think
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 1: you're gonna June's gonna let you through. I'm trying to say,
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 1: what do you think? Did you swim? Yeah? I can swim.
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 1: We don't tell you something. Nobody on this show swim
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 1: better than you with that turtle back. I know you.
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 1: You better be careful because wildlife preservation is looking like,
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 1: how do you get off the reef? Shut up? What's happened? Tommy?
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 1: You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. It's got to be social,
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 1: all right? Coming up next, we'll talk about the Grammys.
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  Speaker 1: Plus it's Valentine's Weekend. Guys and we'll tell you the
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 1: most romantic cities in the country. I want you to
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 1: call window. Won't everything everything? What you got? What you got?
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  Speaker 1: You know? Not enough? Yeah it's nice, but some candy
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 1: and yeahs candy? Yeah, okay, and none of that. I
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 1: just gave you all that for Christmas and her birthday
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 1: and I don't want to hear that. Let me tell
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 1: you something, if you if you got Christmas and your
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 1: birthday in January. Hey, Valentine is gonna be a little week. Okay, Hollo,
• 1:13:59
  Speaker 1: you think you're gonna be married. It shouldn't be about
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 1: a material thing. See, now that you're married, you can't
• 1:14:04
  Speaker 1: break up before the holidays. Let's stick with it. Yeah,
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 1: you can't quit talking to him? Started imaginary fight. I
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 1: don't know how to start. Ready Ready A. Demi Levado,
• 1:14:34
  Speaker 1: who is nominated for Best Pop Vocal Album and previous
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 1: Grammy nominees Andrew Day Tori Kelly, will join Little Big
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 1: Town in a special segment celebrating The Beach's Oh That's nice,
• 1:14:45
  Speaker 1: That's nice Yeah, and the fortieth anniversary of Saturday Night Fever.
• 1:14:49
  Speaker 1: They joined a growing list of performers that includes Beyonce,
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 1: Katie Perry, The Weekend, Daft Punk, Adele Metallica, Carry Underwood,
• 1:14:57
  Speaker 1: Bruno Mars Keith herb In. I mean, the list goes
• 1:15:01
  Speaker 1: on and on. Anderson took a tribe called Quest and
• 1:15:04
  Speaker 1: many others. Lead singer Lucas for commer is that his
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 1: name is also nominated for the Song of the Year
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 1: seven years. The Grammys will air live this coming Sunday. Man,
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 1: they came around fast, this coming Sunday at eight pm
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  Speaker 1: Eastern five pm Pacific time on c b S. All Right,
• 1:15:24
  Speaker 1: all right, so, so Kanye West and Drake and Justin
• 1:15:28
  Speaker 1: Bieber they're still boycotting the Grammys. Yeah, it's kind of
• 1:15:32
  Speaker 1: a rumor that they are not going to show. I
• 1:15:34
  Speaker 1: didn't hear about Drake, but they're really saying Kanye and
• 1:15:37
  Speaker 1: Justin they helped who knows what Kanye Yeah, yeah, he
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 1: just knows how to keep himself in the news. That's
• 1:15:48
  Speaker 1: for sure. Yeah, that's for sure. Yeah. Man, they boycotting
• 1:15:53
  Speaker 1: Justin Bieb and Kanye, but they may not I don't
• 1:15:57
  Speaker 1: know if it's a boycott or they just may not show, right.
• 1:15:59
  Speaker 1: They said they weren't gonna They said, I guess they
• 1:16:02
  Speaker 1: were boycotting, gonna show up Okay, well, my question is said,
• 1:16:05
  Speaker 1: anybody asked the Grahamys, how what a show? Trust? They
• 1:16:11
  Speaker 1: believe it's gonna keep moving. Yeah, yeah, yeah, they don't care.
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  Speaker 1: All right, here we go with this. Open Table just
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  Speaker 1: released their list of the twenty five most romantic cities
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 1: in America. The list was based on the percentage of
• 1:16:25
  Speaker 1: restaurants rated romantic by a Dinner Reviews, the percentage of
• 1:16:30
  Speaker 1: tables seated for two, and the percentage of people who
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 1: dined out for Valentine's Day last year. Okay, so they
• 1:16:37
  Speaker 1: based their findings on that. All right, here we go,
• 1:16:40
  Speaker 1: Oklahoma City, that's where, well they just count. Oklahoma was
• 1:16:47
  Speaker 1: named the most romantic city in America. Oklahoma, Oklahoma. I
• 1:16:57
  Speaker 1: never heard nobody said, man, just drive Oklahoma. Never heard
• 1:17:00
  Speaker 1: that in my life. I mean, you think like Paris,
• 1:17:02
  Speaker 1: like New York, like Miami. Yeah, but they're saying just America,
• 1:17:09
  Speaker 1: but Miami, sexy city, Miami, even New Orleans and stuff
• 1:17:12
  Speaker 1: like that. All right, let's go through him quickly. Twenty
• 1:17:15
  Speaker 1: Atlanta two, Chicago twenty three, Cincinnati twenty, Indianapolis twenty one,
• 1:17:21
  Speaker 1: Nashville twenty, San Diego, Philly, number nineteen. Houston. You guys
• 1:17:26
  Speaker 1: number eighteen, Dallas number seventeen, Miami Beach sixteen, Scottsdale, Arizona fifteen, Portland, Oregon, fourteen, Hawaii,
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  Speaker 1: uh Lahnya La, Hawaii thirteen, Louisville, Kentucky, twelve, Charlotte, North Carolina. Eleven.
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  Speaker 1: Here we go with the top ten. Baltimore, Maryland, number ten, Austin, Texas,
• 1:17:48
  Speaker 1: number nine, Kansas City, Missouri, number eight, Charleston, Sword South Carolina,
• 1:17:54
  Speaker 1: number seven, Richmond, Virginia six, Brooklyn, New York, number five, Memphis, Tennessee.
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  Speaker 1: Ste number four. Yeah, that's where Marjorie's from. Yeah, but
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  Speaker 1: I don't. Yeah, that's first eight. Wow, I'd like to
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  Speaker 1: know what they find romantic. Number three Savannah, Georgia. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I want to know what's romantic in each of these cities.
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  Speaker 1: Number two St. Louis, Missouri. And like I said, Number one,
• 1:18:22
  Speaker 1: Oklahoma City, Oklahoma, it's boom romantic. I'm just saying he's
• 1:18:28
  Speaker 1: from the most romantic city. Sits someat talking. Shut up
• 1:18:34
  Speaker 1: before I'll throw you down the skills Mitch won't be
• 1:18:39
  Speaker 1: hungry then. Now I love you know you're sit down somewhere.
• 1:18:47
  Speaker 1: So Steve, what city do you think I mean? Just
• 1:18:49
  Speaker 1: out off the top of your head. Is the most
• 1:18:51
  Speaker 1: romantic city in America? I think the Beach State so hot.
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  Speaker 1: I think San Francisco, l A. I think San Diego's
• 1:19:02
  Speaker 1: really lemnic a sexy city. Number love Miami, Yes, that's
• 1:19:09
  Speaker 1: supposed to be the sexiest city in America, right, Miami's
• 1:19:13
  Speaker 1: number seven. In Miami Beach she was number sixteen. Yeah, OK,
• 1:19:21
  Speaker 1: I don't know who. I don't know. I'm just trying
• 1:19:24
  Speaker 1: to figure out is Boom sexy? I have a romantic
• 1:19:27
  Speaker 1: I got to look at him differently. Now you're listening
• 1:19:30
  Speaker 1: to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, let's go
• 1:19:37
  Speaker 1: back to the phone, shall we. How did you know
• 1:19:40
  Speaker 1: that your mate was the one? Or we love the
• 1:19:45
  Speaker 1: or oh when you got him? Yeah, he was wondering
• 1:19:48
  Speaker 1: what the hell you was thinking about? That has happened?
• 1:19:53
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, everybody's been in one bad relationship where you
• 1:19:57
  Speaker 1: look at the other person and go, really, man, what
• 1:20:02
  Speaker 1: was I think exactly? And I'm sure somebody's looked at
• 1:20:07
  Speaker 1: you and said, what was I think? Let's go to
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  Speaker 1: line too and talk to Jesse. Hey, Jesse, good morning
• 1:20:16
  Speaker 1: morning show. Eyes everybody, Sheryla, Tommy Jr. Call morning, and
• 1:20:22
  Speaker 1: we're doing good. Jesse. The question is Valentine's Day is coming.
• 1:20:25
  Speaker 1: When you met your girl, how did you know she
• 1:20:27
  Speaker 1: was the one Because me and my girl, well, we've
• 1:20:31
  Speaker 1: been knowing each other teenagers, but we got together. We've
• 1:20:36
  Speaker 1: been together now with twenty three years, and that's my
• 1:20:40
  Speaker 1: wife now. And I know she's the one for me
• 1:20:42
  Speaker 1: because I gave her one of my kidneys. WHOA, so
• 1:20:46
  Speaker 1: your show you gave her one. I gave all kidney,
• 1:20:52
  Speaker 1: Mr Harvey, one of my kidneys. But George Lope, his
• 1:20:56
  Speaker 1: wife gave him her kidney too, and they got divorced
• 1:20:59
  Speaker 1: right after he got a soul. Then yeah, well right,
• 1:21:02
  Speaker 1: well he was a fool because I ain't ain't leaving
• 1:21:07
  Speaker 1: mind of mine, ain't even me And I love your show, man,
• 1:21:10
  Speaker 1: you're doing great things. I love that pointing thought. Thank
• 1:21:14
  Speaker 1: you man. Can you are you an organ donor? Do
• 1:21:19
  Speaker 1: you check the driver's license block? Are you guys organ donor? No?
• 1:21:24
  Speaker 1: I'm saying I got sick of sette. I can't get
• 1:21:25
  Speaker 1: you any one, man. Oh yeah, you have it. Oh yeah,
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  Speaker 1: don't nobody want you. I'd really go on to see
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  Speaker 1: if I can make it without a kid and a junior, kidding,
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  Speaker 1: get your kid and you start hurting me. Ain't even
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  Speaker 1: hand no damn price. Ye what's wrong with Steve? Take
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  Speaker 1: it out? You guys embarrassing me all the time. All right,
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  Speaker 1: Let's go to line eight and talk to Jonathan. Hey Jonathan, Uh,
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  Speaker 1: sorry to wake up Jonathan. Yes, yeah, how did you
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  Speaker 1: know when you met your girl? How did you know
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  Speaker 1: she was the one? Steve? I knew she was the
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  Speaker 1: one because of all everything that we went through, first
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  Speaker 1: and foremost. Let me start from the beginning. Um, I've
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  Speaker 1: been following her on Facebook for three years. She's a singer.
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  Speaker 1: I've been following her. You know, I would like her
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  Speaker 1: uh pictures here and there. I would see her at
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  Speaker 1: different events. So when I found out, you know, she
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  Speaker 1: was singing somewhere, Steve, I put on the best cologne,
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  Speaker 1: A canfin, I put on the best blaze acafin, and
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  Speaker 1: I went. Because I met her in church, so I went.
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  Speaker 1: I heard the sing, we worshiped, and from there on
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  Speaker 1: I walked up to her. She's a very private person
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  Speaker 1: and you know, everybody don't get a chance to talk
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  Speaker 1: to her or she's very private. So I went up
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  Speaker 1: to her. I introduced myself. I said, Hi, how are
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  Speaker 1: you doing? I grabbed the hand, I said, how you doing?
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  Speaker 1: My name is Jonathan And if you don't mind, I
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  Speaker 1: would to take you out and I would like to,
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  Speaker 1: you know, take you out on the date. So fast forward.
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  Speaker 1: We ren through so much. We've been through so much
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  Speaker 1: I can't even get all into it. But she stayed
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  Speaker 1: after everything that we went through, we went through some
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  Speaker 1: childsom tribulations, and she stayed. So as of October this year, uh,
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  Speaker 1: the twenty second, and the Sunday, we will be getting married.
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  Speaker 1: You did something. Yeah, I I can admit I did
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  Speaker 1: some things, but I'm proud to say that I learned,
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  Speaker 1: I grow from and I can see myself our relationship
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  Speaker 1: as being Steve and Margie's because she enhanced me. She
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  Speaker 1: enhanced my my intellect, she enhanced my wardrobe, and you
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  Speaker 1: know she looks out for me and she just don't
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  Speaker 1: say that just because she means it. So I said,
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  Speaker 1: one day, I'm going to have a chance to tell
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  Speaker 1: the whole where how much April Ricks means to me.
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  Speaker 1: So I get the day is the day that April
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  Speaker 1: Ricks means the means the world to me. She's my heart.
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  Speaker 1: I can't breathe without I can't walk with my boy.
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  Speaker 1: We're like, you can't breathe without her. That's how you
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  Speaker 1: that you gotta feel that way about somebody's daughter for you,
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  Speaker 1: due you don't feel that way. You're supposed to feel
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  Speaker 1: that way about somebody brought up. But if you can't breathe,
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  Speaker 1: but good is you? You're dad? He can't breathe without
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  Speaker 1: so he went if he ran to the stone, damn
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  Speaker 1: what but she ain't left him. He's talking about trying
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  Speaker 1: to live without the woman, something obviously don't know nothing about.
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  Speaker 1: He's really stupid. I don't know why. And the Caymans
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  Speaker 1: out of the country. It's national. It's not just the message.
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  Speaker 1: All right. When we come back from the break at
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  Speaker 1: eighteen after the hour, we have the pas masters in
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  Speaker 1: the building past the Motown Deacon Death jam. You didn't
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  Speaker 1: we should do the top twenty five big but cities
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  Speaker 1: in America? Is that romantic? Because has to be the
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  Speaker 1: most romantic? All right, all right, we'll do that. You're
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  Speaker 1: listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show coming up next pastor
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  Speaker 1: Motown Deacon Death jam in the building in the building, Yeah, alright,
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  Speaker 1: don't matter who it is. We won't to talk about
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  Speaker 1: the biggest real ends we've seen it. Uh what church
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  Speaker 1: revival me? Come on path Uh, I want to begin
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  Speaker 1: with at Langton, Georgia number one. Bring up. I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: Oh they had a girl that could put it in
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  Speaker 1: for you if you didn't have fixture flat Yeah, yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I call it fixture flat factor. Yes, yeah, that's a
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  Speaker 1: but we're talking about now. Uh passed that on my list.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know if you've seen it before, but there
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  Speaker 1: is some rump shake ups in Dallas, Texas. Yes, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that that that that that that is. Excuse me, trilli,
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  Speaker 1: but boo delicious. If I must say in Dallas, uh
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  Speaker 1: would have to go with pine bluff ar consult church
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  Speaker 1: immediately tell me my pine blood panther. They ain't bluffy.
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  Speaker 1: Oh so be I know you I have been an't
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  Speaker 1: seen it. But if you go to the Queens and
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  Speaker 1: it's shot North Carolina, I left my heart, yes I did.
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  Speaker 1: And just a couple of mores. One of the largest
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  Speaker 1: booty capitals I've ever seen, large Richmond, Virginia. They rich
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  Speaker 1: on but these are all southern. Now that's going on
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  Speaker 1: and finish it, Charley mill Fish can I see well
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  Speaker 1: has but you I'm so tired right now, alight, overwhelmed, overwhelmed,
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  Speaker 1: them serveboards next door the people five minute Scooba diving. Listen,
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  Speaker 1: you've benna have four people missing on that damn motion.
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  Speaker 1: Now they only wait to a boat that's transitioning. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: thank you, Tommy, no warning, just out of it. Yeah, okay,
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  Speaker 1: we get it. We're done. You know some more buts
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  Speaker 1: Hey y'all, what's up. We come back. We got just
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  Speaker 1: one more thing. Our last day on the island. We've
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  Speaker 1: just one more thing right after this soul all right,
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  Speaker 1: I love just one more thing. And I know you're tired.
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• 1:29:22
  Speaker 1: often debates about real words. I mean, we have it
• 1:29:24
  Speaker 1: a lot on this show right as of now. Ghost
• 1:29:28
  Speaker 1: is also a verb. It means when one person in
• 1:29:31
  Speaker 1: a dating relationship disappears on the other's ghost. Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: this is at least yeah, at least at least according
• 1:29:41
  Speaker 1: to the folks at Miriam Webster. Also newly newly added
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  Speaker 1: to the dictionary, face palm, face palm or smashing your
• 1:29:50
  Speaker 1: hand to your face in a show of embarrassment. Yeah,
• 1:29:54
  Speaker 1: we do that a lot on this show. Uh, the
• 1:29:58
  Speaker 1: practice of crashing someone's photo with a photo bomb. We
• 1:30:01
  Speaker 1: all know that. And you crash a picture or humble brags?
• 1:30:06
  Speaker 1: Now what is that? Microaggression is on there too, so
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  Speaker 1: are true? They're throwing shade and binge watch it growing shade. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: we know what binge watching is. There are one thousand
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  Speaker 1: new entries in all how they get chosen officials with
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  Speaker 1: Miriam Webster note quote, All of these words have been observed, collected,
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  Speaker 1: definitions that explain both basic meanings and specific usage. There
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  Speaker 1: you go. Okay, so we got throwing shade bene watching
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  Speaker 1: y'all got some words I want to add because well
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  Speaker 1: we know he is, Oh yeah on the show. What
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  Speaker 1: is m What is like? You like certain things? You
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• 1:31:00
  Speaker 1: lot of But I'm going I'm going she didn't mean that.
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  Speaker 1: Surely it's about to be payingful. Come on, Steve, y'all.
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  Speaker 1: Let huh, y'all. Let y'all y'all at his house. Y'all
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  Speaker 1: at his house, y'all at the stop way too much? Okay,
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  Speaker 1: some serious? What Anna and Na like the name he said,
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  Speaker 1: you're not need You're gonna have to sit down because
• 1:31:48
  Speaker 1: you get hid out here. I thought that was a
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  Speaker 1: woman's name. No, that's er Mom. Okay, I n His
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  Speaker 1: stupid because he stands these every day. Yeah, put together,
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  Speaker 1: Yea and Erma. Gotta sit down. Won't back walk back,
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  Speaker 1: Like if you went somewhere you want them to walk back,
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  Speaker 1: won't back. Won't back. I don't walk back. Say what
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  Speaker 1: you want to say, but we don't want you back
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  Speaker 1: in here. Won't back back. Want you want you back,
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  Speaker 1: just won't back. Won't back, y'all, lad I love y'all.
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  Speaker 1: That Yeah, I love that y'all. That won't back is
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  Speaker 1: um and what was is? I'm going on? I'm going
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna. I can't. Don't look over here, Carlin. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: well that's good. We got some new words for the weekend. Uh,
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  Speaker 1: Erna Wow? What is it? Erna? Harley? Oh, Carlay? I
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  Speaker 1: know that one like Carlay? Something hotly oh, partly part
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  Speaker 1: like sunny. But it's partly cloud partly partly partly cloud. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: hold it though, huh, hold it? Hold it down? What yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I got that? Can come on in there, hold on,
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  Speaker 1: hold you got one journey. I'm surprised you eve didn't
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  Speaker 1: know that one? Yea? What why? I got a situations
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  Speaker 1: I got to worry about. I gotta try to figure
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  Speaker 1: out how I'm to get time me through customs when
• 1:33:48
  Speaker 1: I'm coming here with your Turley's. You've been filling out
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  Speaker 1: the phones and hoping you came out. But Jun you're
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  Speaker 1: doing alright. I'm good. There's one of the guys or anything.
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  Speaker 1: Weather is great for we flash great, gonna be gona.
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  Speaker 1: We're gonna both be fighting on the plane. Do you
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  Speaker 1: meanybody know how much they charged toring. What say that again?
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  Speaker 1: Anybody here on a five five hour energy? That's what
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  Speaker 1: I well, I thought, he said, Does anybody in here
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  Speaker 1: have a five hour energy? Oh? No, I need to Well,
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  Speaker 1: let's we had a great week this week. Yeah, broadcasting
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  Speaker 1: came in island. Thank you guys so much for having
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  Speaker 1: us back. Okay, so roses candy on a gilt Yeah, yeah, yeah, hello.
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  Speaker 1: He still got the words with the dictionary. Hello? What's hello? Hello? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: All right? How you doing? What is that? Heaven? Habit? Hell?
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  Speaker 1: Just making up right? Something to go? Well, go ahead
• 1:35:05
  Speaker 1: and tell him, see, come on, we had a good week,
• 1:35:07
  Speaker 1: so you gotta tell him, well, it's been a great
• 1:35:10
  Speaker 1: week here in the Caymans. Junior has uh calling for
• 1:35:15
  Speaker 1: the bartender. But I think that dude that work in
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  Speaker 1: the kitchen, I think he owned it though, Julia, thank
• 1:35:20
  Speaker 1: you many to beat him out because he just always
• 1:35:22
  Speaker 1: in that fiddling. I've been watching that, but you know
• 1:35:25
  Speaker 1: that don't stop us though. He come on, man, yeah
• 1:35:30
  Speaker 1: he's just in that fiddling round. Pull a Harvey on you,
• 1:35:33
  Speaker 1: I love you, and then leave her. It's just another
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  Speaker 1: I love it. One month before we go see exactly,
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• 1:36:01
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• 1:36:07
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